Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► hi Merlin has gone man oh man you know [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► Beyonce cut her hair [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► I think I think actually Beyonce just [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► took out her weave [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► yeah and and most people don't [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► understand that [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► beyonce's hair is not normally her real [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► hair hbu pretty sure about that [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► yeah I'm pretty sure based on beyonce's [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► ethnicity who that a blonde Mary Tyler [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► Moore hairstyle is not her natural hair [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► huh i think it probably is natural hair [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► i think it's very expensive hair [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► yes but i do not think that it belongs [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► to her [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► I mean it belongs to her in the sense [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► that she is the owner of it inhabits [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► their inhabitants but John show business [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► you've been around a lot of people you [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► you have concerns about ben affleck and [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► what's going on his head [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► have you met a lot of people with figure [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► that no one is a fake I mean it could be [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► artificially short or long you can have [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► in a bun do I IC IC unreal hair [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► sometimes uh but uh um but you know like [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► a lot of people brag about their gaydar [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► or about their other relationship dars [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► mm haired are other relationship dollars [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► you can tell somebody's like cheating on [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► somebody [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► yeah i think so i think there are people [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► who claim that they can tell what's [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► going on [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► they can tell whether someone is [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► cheating they can tell whether someone [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► is sleeping this on there are varieties [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► of dar yes from across the room i have [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► had I've been in a situation where I [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► have let's say oh I'm going to take this [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► into the hypothetical but let's say for [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► instance one time I was in a club and [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► let's say for instance there were two [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► people in the club that I was engaged [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► with in bed with [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► varying degrees of of seriousness like [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► in the present tense we were having some [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► kind of acid nations that's real [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► hypothetical and the two people in the [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► club who had no reason to suspect that [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► the other also shared my confidence they [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► were aware of one another and commented [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► on it they were aware of that they were [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► I mean I knew one another but they were [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► aware that there was something going on [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► and they were both very close at [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► pinpointing what was going on [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► just based on how they caught each other [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► looking at me across a crowded room with [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► these ladies they were ladies because [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► this is a superpower and i think that [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► you know [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► oh they're good they're incredible and [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► and I was like I'm and I was there in [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► the bar the whole night obviously and i [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► was watching these people from across [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► the room and as far as I could tell [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► using all of my special forces training [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► but there was nothing given away but if [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► you go to the glossary of the Special [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► Forces handbook and look for like look [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► for like Lady look lady looks in the [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► back in the glossary there is no section [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► on lady looks there's a section on [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► punjabi sticks [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► uh-huh there's a section on how to be [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► had a guy on a motorcycle driving down a [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► road at night there is not a section on [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► lady looks and how to avoid them and I [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► was really I was astonished I was caught [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► off guard but I don't know when I [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► practically i played out this scenario [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► I'm just hypothetically super glad I [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► wasn't there and involved i am you know [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► they say that dogs can smell fear and [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► turns out I've heard this i don't know [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► this is true being a dogs sense of smell [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► is is extremely acute don't know they [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► can smell very well from pretty far away [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► but it is very sensitive and supposedly [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► what a dog can smell is what you might [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► call flop sweat think they can smell the [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► difference in somebody who is feeling [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► anxious and so for example they say you [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► know if you've got a dog like you know [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► they'll get the really but okay [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► is the vibe from the owner sometimes so [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► if the if the owner of another dog is [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► really anxious I guess what I'm saying [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► is that maybe this is the kind of Dar [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► and maybe there's something that ladies [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► can detect you know and I don't know if [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► it sent thing [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► well now you have we talked about this [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► before but the you know in the back of [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► certain kinds of magazines there is that [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► there's that add that has the picture of [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► the woman who discovered the human [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► pheromone scent [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► uh-huh and that woman looks kind of like [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► Marilyn Vos savant but a little me with [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► the highest IQ in the world that's right [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► the woman and her name is something like [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► that it's like doctor at dr. Adonis [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► androgynous superiority and um and you [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► know she discovered the human pheromone [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► and/or pheromone and supposedly [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► condensed it down into like a little [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► sort of like deer piss sent they you put [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► behind your ears and it brings dears [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► sheshe theoretically selling this idea [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► to which gender is she saying this to [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► this is for men she is selling this [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► typically these ads are in the back of [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► lad mag okay [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► ack like some androgen you get something [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► on there right that's going to make make [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► make a woman uncontrolled for guys who [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► have given up on the on the seduction [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► community they're ready to go to the [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► next level [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► I feel like I feel like it may even be [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► called Andros that's a good name [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► he had the product but in any case she [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► she has it she has like I think what she [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► does is she you know she gets people [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► aroused and then collect em and put [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► funnels under their arms like a squeegee [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► like she squeegees them who I don't need [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► this of course I don't need any of this [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► now you have a you have a very of the [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► power of Andres all in your own with my [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► even completely clean [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► I still have a fááá have a kind of [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► attractant that does bring it brings [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► dear [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► it but i think it probably leaches out [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► of your van [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► I know the van is gone now writes that [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► man's gone my gosh I someone else so [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► this weapon someone from the march of [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► dimes is driving around in that van [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► wondering why they keep getting late [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► haha i have been working for the march [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► of dimes for 15 years and i have this [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► used ban that we've got they got a van [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► would like that wheelchair on the back [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► and the rolling around get more pussy [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► than Sinatra and I'm shagging I'm [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► shaking so many 35 year old women i [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► don't have to do with myself but in any [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► case so my fiancé haired are his is [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► it's just I know that she does not have [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► that hair because of my because my human [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► studies indicate that she would have a [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► different type of hair typically then [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► the hair that she frequently rocks oh [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► yeah and her her ethnicity is not [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► conducive to a blonde pixie cut out of [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► the box [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► yeah necessity does play a role in hair [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► type but I think you could accomplish [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► that hair but you would be we've talked [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► recently in this podcast about donks but [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► now we need to talk about the conch [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► oh yeah this is what I got Malcolm X [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► with his head in the toilet when the [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► cops came [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► that's right is burning it was burning [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► burning like fire the acid a you know [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► bleach solution whatever it is in this [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► area it's like like it's okay remember [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► is that it relaxes your hair and it [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► burns like fire the conch as a great [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► scene it was a hell of a scene i am [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► speaking of the dog thing [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► yeah we have received a lot of mail oh [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► god don't get me started and and I know [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► I know the people who have who have been [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► i know- listeners response on our lives [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► in there at the impalas impala thank you [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► thank you very much i was very [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► instructive and now you still got 30 [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► characters left thank you have I have [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► received so many of these I didn't [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► respond to the first 50 but by the [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► hundred and fiftieth the hundred and [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► fiftieth one I was just like seriously [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► yeah is that the word you think i was [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► searching for it in [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► Paula whose yeah i mean i understand [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► people get confused with that we cover a [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► lot of mr. john i'm just glad they [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► listen I'm glad they're here [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► you know what I mean that you know god [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► bless them here's the thing i was trying [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► to explain to pays to my daughter go to [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► pays well and yeah I mean there's a lot [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► of things in life that are complicated [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► to explain but in you know it's easy [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► enough to explain that sometimes when [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► people don't have as much hair as they [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► would like they'll put on a little hat [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► makes it look like they have more hair [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► my hair with humans does now that's not [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► to pay that i can appreciate my time I [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► like those beers was actually hair and [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► bad that little cap that looks like a [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► sea anemone I've never seen without a [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► hat [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► well yeah and he where he is at a [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► certain point he realized that he [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► couldn't wear a cowboy hat everywhere [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► and he needed something where was the [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► place was a plausible [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► Yeah Yeah right it's like hey Billy you [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► know they jump out of the shower come [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► look at this cowboy hat on [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► he needed to happen he could wear [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► everywhere right [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► he hops into the hot tub and so he had [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► this custom-made i'm sure he saw it at [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► like a like a street fair and Amsterdam [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► or something and it's a watch cap that [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► looks like a sea anemone and he's been [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► wearing and it so it looks like kind of [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► mini dreads almost like this like is it [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► more like the edge or more with your [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► chest array or it's like an edge hat if [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► the edge hat was covered with layne [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► staley beards and multiple tiny layne [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► staley yeah so if you had lain stiff [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► layne staley was still alive [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► I restless soul and you are cultivating [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► his little braided chin beard and every [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► time he grew one that was about six [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► inches long you would cut it off and say [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► you know you keep feeding him [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► Staley Chow and you keep you keep [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► growing these things once you have [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► collected five place its own gravy [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► you would then knit them into an edge [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► cap ok and that's the billy gibbons hair [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► hat and what what's underneath there [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► I one can only imagine i think he I [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► think he looks like the the professor [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► from Back to the Future under there [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► um i have not seen that but I mean and [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► you know i don't want to sound unkind we [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► have on numerous occasions too [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► that's the problem of hairless men and [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► it was during one of our early video [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► interviews where you first introduce me [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► to the ben affleck problem which is [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► something i still turn over in my mind a [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► couple times a month [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► I like to circle back to that but I'm is [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► a couple things about this first of all [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► I'm gonna say again thank God a man can [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► shave his head I'm so glad that this is [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► now an option right remember when it [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► wasn't [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► oh I know I i woke up the morning and I [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► started thinking about the special [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► education teacher at my high school mr. [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► r minus his name isn't mr. frensky he [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► has never been skied Minsky the burns [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► keeps a prince key Verbinski anyway ski [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► suppose he was very obviously he would [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► definitely registered on my flamboyant [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► dar yeah and he working on shirts in [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► like nineteen eighty-three let me way [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► behind the bell-bottoms and the whole [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► thing and he a nice guy never met such [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► he uses he was a really really nice guy [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► and he taught special education is [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► incredibly patient he was very kind [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► he was a great guy and I really liked [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► the video screen always kind of [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► weird-looking he had that really bad you [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► know kind of acne you know right now is [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► driving around in a March of Dimes band [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► was like what the fuck is going on my [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► life and let me turn around [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► what's happening this is insane [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► Mikey's he was a super nice guy don't [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► like I disparage the guy but he's very [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► kind of odd features is very body [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► against sweetest man in the world but he [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► had this he had this strange hair that [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► hair problem that really approach like a [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► bozo the clown level problem where I [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► mean he had to be looking his early to [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► mid thirties but he had he was full-on [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► like super tonsure bald on top like [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► shiny bald not a lick hair and he didn't [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► do the comb-over but he had a bozo thing [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► going on [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► yeah his hair did was very long he [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► looked kind of like am what's that there [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► was a movie all the people of three [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► flower rocky horror hit that like the [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► rocky horror guys sure the string here [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► his name is a riff raff that's that's [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► the original riff raff in ac/dc song [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► well you do you're familiar with the the [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► current rapper [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► a name drift graph riffraff I can keep [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► track everybody everybody has [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► diacritical and ! the name of the new [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► riff raff is a guy he's a guy that is [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► actually free actually kind of in some [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► ways not not physically but spiritually [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► resembles the old riffraff it's but he's [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► a guy who has taken you know you know [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► the like hyper trimmed beard they don't [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► like Don Johnson kind of thing [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► well no like that like we're here where [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► you have micro clippers and you are able [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► to like draw z is here hurry be so he's [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► taking that to the end level he has he [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► has cornrows he's a white guy but he has [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► cornrows [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► are you kidding he's a white guy and he [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► can't believe it or not and he cuts [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► notches in his eyebrows and he draws [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► like he draws very intricate little sort [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► of mazes out of his beard hair on his [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► face and he has he has the mtv logo [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► tattooed on his neck and he is he is all [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► the is really all the 1981 MTV logo [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► yeah okay with with a certain kind of [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► like a young person who likes to snort [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► oxy cotton but who is not a juggalo [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► necessary riffraff is the DJ du jour [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► ok Annie he cuts across all fronts hehe [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► can get appeal to any audience because [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► of his variety of terrible decisions [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► well you remember when we talked about [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► the vein of juggalo right where's the [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► band always talk to you about the vein [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► of juggalo the vein the vein of juggalo [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► runs from just just south of Cincinnati [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► like it's in the south through the [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► center of america down to you know [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► somewhere like south of memphis yeah but [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► and broadens at a certain point it feels [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► very Alabama to me with nothing at all [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► against the wonderful state of Alabama [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► it's got a real kind of Alabama vibe to [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► me there's a lot of that down there but [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► in any case riffraff is he penetrates [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► the agenda buckle juggalo I'm sorry did [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► I said the jane of bungalow yet jainism [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► i think it's a it's a kind of chocolate [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► religion he he penetrates they're here [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► but he also like he's very active in [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► South Florida which are which obviously [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► there's a lot of juggalos there too but [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► i don't know i'm still really still [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► researching the new riff raff ok i went [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► back to you but I know more okay let's [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► table that I'm going to do some research [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► on riff raff i'm pretty sure that that [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► there was really a recent movie where [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► the actor james franco plays a character [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► derived from like the players character [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► that is basically an homage to riff raff [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► is it is it is it played straighter is [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► it Raffe plantation that is a really [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► good question i feel like riffraff may [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► feel like it ain't no thing [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► uh-huh but he might also feel like [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► what's up [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► yes you know what I mean it's a good [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► point yeah so anyway so anyway he can't [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► hehehe have bozo hair [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► yeah sweet guy and then he came back and [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► late August he shows up for a new school [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► year and he has the most luxurious like [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► an anvil like helmet of jet black fake [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► hair the un-named i don't know if i'm [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► assuming it was a toupee it was you know [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► and I'm gonna get to the second to pay [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► dark but like I couldn't even tell what [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► it was I mean it was it was some kind of [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► people helmet was like yeah kind of [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► feels like a woodland creature but it [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► had all the worst components of both the [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► toupee and a comb-over like you know [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► there's a comb-over you can get we're [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► looking animal you can just kind of a [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► trapezoid shape on your head right but i [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► think it was on a second pair i guess so [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► i guess so but you're trying to struggle [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► to explain to my daughter and eventually [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► stopped because I don't want to become a [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► hard person like me but you know but [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► that's the funny thing is like how could [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► you you could try to explain to somebody [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► how to spot somebody with a toupee but [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► it would still not really get to like [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► how you can tell a bad toupee you can [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► tell right like a really bad toupee [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► where you got a two tone hair like Brian [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► got this black thing on top of your head [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► and great was that squirrel attacking [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► that man different textures it doesn't [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► match but I mean even if you look at [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► Tony Bennett who has four years have one [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► of the best drugs in the business you [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► can still kind of tell us a toupee [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► and I i don't i don't know what that is [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► I don't know this is one of those [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► malcolm gladwell turns out things but [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► like it's not age-appropriate hair for [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► one thing we talked about Frank Sinatra [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► Frank Sinatra as as we know used to wear [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► you sells booze a shot him in the studio [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► during his comeback in the fifties and [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► sixties and he's wearing a cool hat [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► yeah you look at pictures of him in [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► whatever the one with the Berlin caster [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► having sex on the beach with that data [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► car like in that movie he's bald man [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► he's balding bald bald man yeah and then [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► suddenly and he's dancing with Nancy [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► Reagan yes and he has a he has like a [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► doormat on his head [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► well but here's where we'll go to the [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► expenses doorman well what I here's my [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► props that I have to give we said this [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► numerous times i think it's worth [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► repeating because that's how you help [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► people and you know I he had a realistic [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► to pay in the sense that yes it was [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► great and yes he had as awful of a man [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► is he was as poorly as he treated me [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► Pharaoh and he still had the presence of [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► mind to get a plausible to pay for it [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► looked like his hair was thinning in the [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► front right right and it was and it was [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► yeah i would look appropriate yeah yeah [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► anyway I i think it's a funny thing it's [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► a man enough it's all related to the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► ladies now where the two ladies in in [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► hypothetical competition with one [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► another was their history [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► no not at all and frankly if we can [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► speak honestly and hypothetical they [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► both have amazing hair [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► I don't know how that plays and i'm [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► using natural hair big curl is [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► pathetically oh I hypothetically now big [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► hair [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► I think I hypothetically no one of them [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► is naturally big hair to not like he has [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► great thick not hear that you have to [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► tease up but just hear that just no [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► matter what happened humane generous [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► hair you're on a ferry boat the wind is [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► blowing hair looks great you're here to [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► put up with you Mon longer than probably [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► anybody should have yeah yeah I don't [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► you can explain that to a kid the last [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► ben affleck movie that the town which [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► which I felt like was a I don't know if [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► that was the last but that's like move [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► it was left is when you were with her up [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► whatever the last time i went to a ben [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► affleck movie Oh know what you know what [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► I saw Argo Argo was fine [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► yeah it was fine i think it's deeply [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► deeply overrate nothing against the [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► movie but the budget is way too much for [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► her reaction [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► and all those rewards it didn't deserve [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► it was like a top-20 TV movie zero dark [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► thirty was a better fill that's a very [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► good movie but in any case the last time [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► I saw ben affleck movie where there were [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► a lot of real close ups of the guy I [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► swear to you Merlin I was enjoying the [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► movie that the town [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► yes I was enjoying it i was absorbed in [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► the film every time Ben Affleck came on [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► the movie on the screen all i could do [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► is look at his hairline and go we're is [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► the graft i got i'm looking at a photo [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► how does he do it i'm looking at a [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► pretty well ok so I'm looking one here [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► where he's he's very shortly shorn yeah [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► and it looks real [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► it looks a little while it's so good it [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► drives me crazy I mean this is the [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► problem now that I'm i became aware that [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► many years ago but ever since then I [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► cannot appreciate a ben affleck movie [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► because the only performance i've been [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► i'm interested in is the performance of [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► his hair doctor isn't that awful i am [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► judging his hair dr. the entire time [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► like you are amazing that somebody had a [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► stroke and you're just kind of watching [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► for some kind of sign for watching [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► yourself soup to dribble out of trying [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► to figure out which leg somebody lost in [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► the war before they stood up [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► it's very it's very very distracting I [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► want me another one that one he looked [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► well haired this one I'm looking at now [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► hirsute mmm yes there's hair suit like a [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► hair shirt but fake p.m. then this one [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► he really does look like he's in an ad [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► for the Hair Club for Men his hair looks [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► bad you're saying this one it does [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► because it doesn't conform to the shape [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► of the head [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► it's it's you know what is the thing [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► Michael Jackson had body allocation ok [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► that's the thing where you get body [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► dysmorphic yes [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► yeah it's like it's like it isn't it [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► like a isn't it a starving sister of [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► anorexia will guide you you don't see [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► what you actually look like even though [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► even though they look like lon chaney [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► senior he thought that nose look good [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► yeah just morphia I guess is that it was [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► this region would be of trouble [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► swallowing [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► I think I guess at any rate he i see i [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► think the thing is when you put on your [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► little hair hat you go to the store you [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► get your consultant [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► uur this is that sounds unkind but i [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► think it's a very human thing because [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► you go in there and you want to see [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► yourself as you think you look or as you [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► think you should look for used to look [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► well here's but now so so here we're [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► into a category that kind of haunts me [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► all the time which is that in them in [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► the morning I wake up and I go to my [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► closet and I ask myself how how are we [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► going to dress today how are we going to [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► present herself that's the uniform of [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► the day for challenge and as as chris [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► wallace has has so aptly pointed out [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► sometimes I sometimes I show up at the [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► studio dressed like a space cowboy and [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► he doesn't he doesn't know how to how to [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► prepare for those days he's not he's not [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► expect he's never expecting it and so I [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► walk out of the house sometimes in the [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► most my most recent purchases course a [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► pair of pink pants with little blue [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► anchors on them and I will go outside [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► and i'll be walking around i'll be going [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► through my day and then it will occur to [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► me that maybe I am maybe other people [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► are seeing me differently than i am [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► seeing myself home starting with that [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► right now and i am a 44 year old and I [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► know that I know that there are certain [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► things that it's well in fact i don't i [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► was trying to make a list of all the [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► things that I know I'm too old to wear [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► but i but I don't have anything on that [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► list it so i have that i have no [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► restrictions on on the clothes that i [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► will wear and I'm afraid I'm afraid for [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► myself [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► you haven't gotten to that point you're [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► not you're not seeing what the hairpiece [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► actually looks like yet [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► that's right i'm afraid that that i'm [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► walking down the street and people are [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► saying people are saying unkind things [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► yeah because maybe that maybe the [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► combination of powder blue cowboy boots [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► and pink pants with anchors on them [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► maybe I look like I'm having a stroke [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► and I I think I'm Lila grad yeah but [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► maybe it maybe other people are maybe a [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► maybe the reason that people are so nice [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► to me in supermarkets [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► is they think that I am a disabled [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► person they want to donate avandia yeah [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► but they're like oh look at the poor old [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► guy who suffers from colorblindness I [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► can't like jelly color blindness of his [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► soul haha all [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► yeah I suffered that well I realized [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► early as i was heading that the purchase [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► button on amazon that I probably don't [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► need a third Fantastic Four shirt and [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► it's identical to the other two just [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► that we're almost where my fantastic for [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► sure almost every day so I bought a [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► third one unless yeah you want to go to [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► comic-con with me next year i would do [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► I'm forgotten to comic-con you know I [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► remember when I made fun of you but yeah [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► we was when we're doing the show I mean [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► it's been the last you know what are a [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► couple years and I make funny you going [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► to comiccon I totally spaced this year I [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► I'm ready to throw myself into Comic Con [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► I'm ready to do it i think we should go [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► I think we should do a performance there [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► and then we do cosplay we should cosplay [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► as each other that we should go to [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► here's what we should do will go to [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► comic-con and we'll cosplay as the [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► mythbusters and we're going to be the [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► Doobie Brothers goodnight and we'll both [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► though we'll do a whole Mythbusters show [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► but it'll be us instead of those guys [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► and you can be the Doobie Brothers guy [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► I'm gonna be Adam Savage [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► he talks a lot less doesn't he The [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► Doobie Brothers going yeah but he's [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► doing you know he's the one that's [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► really that's really blown stuff up [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► oh is that his role he's the he's got [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► the break so he's got to be the guy with [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► the briefcase full of bombs [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► he's he's older and I think he is he's [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► the one that likes to he's more I get [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► the impression that adam is like its [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► kind of the showman he's the showman and [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► then then the other guy the other the [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► other guy Alex let's call him [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► alright my interactions with mr. savage [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► have and I know you're you're closer to [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► him than i am but all of my interactions [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► with him have been a perfect delight he [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► is like one of the nicest kind of famous [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► people I've ever met in my life and and [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► he's so much exactly like what you would [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► expect but even nicer in my experience [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► yeah he's extraordinary I i concur i [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► have never replace your songs of parties [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► well but but but but what you're saying [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► is is like absolutely true and stuff [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► finishing about him which is that you [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► meet him and he is exactly what you [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► would hope which is a thing that you [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► cannot you never say that about how [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► about the way i said i'm not saying that [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► to sound fancy i'm saying that because [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► like my ex but I've you know I'm an [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► older man now my expectations for [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► meeting people that I admire are very [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► measured right and right and you're hot [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► every measured but I ever expect a guy [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► to exceed your expectations in every way [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► and he does consist yeah i mean i don't [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► want to oversell it but yeah I have to [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► say it is it's very unusual have been a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► few people that are really admire that [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► meant last in a couple three years as i [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► as i get a little more exposure to the [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► corridors of power [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► you like that huh you've known me longer [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► than it's it's it's true I've had your [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► Android's in my in my inflatable bed [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► inflatable literally literally we have [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► to have it destroyed it's like like [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► gattaca or something [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► listen you and I are going to go to [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► comic-con I think we should go to [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► comic-con John and we're going to swim [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► in order you a shirt [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► yeah we're going to be both whatever [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► format that's not for us [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► no here's the deal will both were [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► fantastic four shirts and we'll both [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► wear pink trousers with blinkers on them [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► oh my god wait a minute maybe we should [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► cause play as the Fantastic Four i would [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► love to be storm Richards can I be this [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► mr. stretchy you can mr. stretch he's [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► such a dick [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► he's not about to get the part where [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► Reed is not a dick United mr. stretchy [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► and mr. Flay me both at the same time I [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► think he should be mr. Rocky and mr. [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► stretchy Oh mr. Rocky and mr. stretch [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► key but I was walking around in in my [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► second blue Fantastic Four shirt and I [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► had on you you're the one getting back [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► into 50 ones in 10 years ago and now all [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► I where is these five or six pairs of [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► five on one's in different flavors and [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► then the ones that still fit me are very [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► holy I mean it's just I'm just and you [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► know you know where we're patterns are [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► so weird [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► yeah i know we're through them in this [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► and in places where like I do nothing in [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► that area of my body [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► well and like I'm not a pant scientist [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► but it seems crazy to me that yes it is [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► in an uneven way like with shoes [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► probably a chiropractic problem but I [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► always one need look down [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► ok right knee blows out way faster and [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► bigger than my left knee [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► right of course I got a hole on the [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► right side where myspace pen [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► okie and keys keep rubbing i have an [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► iphone shaped rectangle on my left [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► pocket you have a toucan ring in your [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► backpack is it doing that you can't [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► answer that you can say I'm but i but I [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► ya know that they brought the same time [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► walking around interesting matters not [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► important you get back to hair and [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► Beyonce but I but um where I'm wearing [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► I'm wearing a fantastic for sure and i'm [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► wearing these pants that look that are [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► so hobo and the coffee stains on them [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► and then send some guys in your [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► neighborhood at the at the humble place [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► start pointing and laughing as you walk [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► by tampon and that yeah i'm wearing a [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► purple converse like Hawkeye worse so [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► that's that's a moment that was a moment [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► where I said you know this may not be [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► anything appropriate let alone [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► age-appropriate I pick up your honor its [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► places and I feel like they're they're [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► going to like extra double check me for [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► security are you are you wearing your [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► second a fantastic four shirt because [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► you have them labeled like Pete [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► Townsend's guitars like one through four [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► or are you wearing your second because [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► you blew out the first one you know I [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► just don't do laundry enough and i want [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► to i don't want to i'm not an animal [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► so you have three and they're all in [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► rotation [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► okay yeah i mean like what I mean you [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► got you got several reckon backers right [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► you see you know where the same one all [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► the time [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► no I just have one written back it [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► sounds right it was at the 330 nobody [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► had fucker [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► it's a 360 360 sorry and yeah i just [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► have the one and I and I haven't played [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► in a long time because as you know I'm a [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► mathematical I'm one too bad I'm not [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► currently making rock band music and so [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► the guitar just decided not to do my job [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► join the club Johnny way to go out what [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► I think we're here so the other day the [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► other day comic con amore comic-con so [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► write down ComicCon in big letters on a [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► on a three by five card remember when we [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► go we're gonna go next year okay um the [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► other day based based largely on on [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► conversation that you and I have had and [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► on this podcast i decided i was going to [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► stop eating bread pasta and sugar is [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► that right [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► and I've actually been doing it now for [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► 45 days living entirely on like a [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► lettuce like i'm using lettuce instead [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► of bread and I got a Cobb salad the [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► other day which I was just like cobb [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► salad couple of cheese on it right yeah [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► but who I mean who orders a Cobb salad [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► like it's like it's something Hugh [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► Hefner would order for somebody who [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► doesn't want people to know he's gay [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► right like Bob's always got ham on it [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► really but I ordered it and I ate it [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► I've been eating all this food that is [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► not my normal time so interested in this [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► well so I'm really tripping out like my [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► whole body is just I I can't say that it [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► feels better [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► it just feels different it feels weird [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► so for five days [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► yeah and and so you're if you're really [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► sticking with it mostly you're getting [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► your near the hump [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► I think the first week is really hard I [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► mean it's weird like you're going to God [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► eggs again [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► yeah it's weird and I woke up like I [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► just ate eggs for dinner eggs and [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► spinach pretend i'm looking at this food [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► and I'm like is this food this seems [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► like i know that all the ingredients are [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► food right and you put it all together [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► and it is food but it feels like [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► something that you would get on like [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► Kazakh Stan airlines like there is [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► something missing in that portion of [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► eggs comes it starts like it's like food [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► that you would food that you would be [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► you'd be five days into a seven day hike [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► and you'd be opening up your [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► freeze-dried bags like well I've got [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► some eggs well I've got some spinach [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► yeah what I wasn't bring this up last [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► um unless I knew that your kind of [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► thinking about but [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► the one reason this intrigues me i'm [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► curious that this factored into it at [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► all [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► aight you're a man who ate almost [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► anything you've ever wanted to quit or [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► chosen to quit you've done cold turkey [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► right yeah you just you don't you don't [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► you don't say oh I'm going to taper off [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► the cigarette so I don't know it doesn't [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► work right and but it's interesting [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► because the the yeah you know sure it's [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► kind of half joke but like you know how [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► you keep cigarettes around the house [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► just to prove that you don't have to [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► smoke them have a Pakistani I have a I [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► have three quarters of a pack of [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► cigarettes in my house [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► Wow and unite and I go sometimes and I [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► pick him up and look at him leave it and [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► I go and we could leave it leave it [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► no I don't I mean I'm I'm where I'm way [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► past now I like the last time I quit [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► smoking which was the 20th time I quit [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► smoking something really did change in [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► oh and i look at them now and night and [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► they seem like some they seem like [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► something from another planet that I'd [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► they have no appeal to me and in the [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► past I would I kept that pack of [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► cigarettes around until I finally smoked [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► one a year and a half later now but now [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► it's been several it's been four years [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► and I haven't really been that long [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► yeah and I still pick up that pack of [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► cigarettes and look at it and I'm like [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► oh it's just a different a different [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► response to it looking just like well i [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► mean i have i have probably five cigars [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► I brought back from Cuba that I keep in [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► a humidifier and I keep it humidified [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► yeah but I look at them and they seem [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► like uh it's that it would be the same [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► it if I had a bottle of 54 chateau [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► lafayette or whatever I mean right [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► an interesting thing this is why it's [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► nice to have a friend who smoke some of [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► them for you [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► yeah next time you're up you should [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► smoke all these old cigar old lines will [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► let this is what's interesting to me as [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► an experiment because you know who you [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► talked about your relationship with food [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► at you no just looking at something like [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► the egg and spinach dinner like that [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► really seems super fucking weird because [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► in your mind that doesn't mean not even [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► just that that's a breakfast thing or [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► that that's a brunch thing I mean it's [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► you realize is my guess the question is [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► like first of all can this be a kind of [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► John leave it experiment but also [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► doesn't make you aware of like how [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► weirdly a part of your life a certain [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► kind of way of eating is like [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► eating a certain kind of food late at [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► night yep isn't it doesn't make you wear [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► that because that's what i feel i feel [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► like i feel so off-center because again [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► I go back on which I i can have some may [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► not have another boiled egg white a [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► boiled egg it's three in the afternoon [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► what's wrong with you [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► yeah right was very distressed feels [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► very disruptive it's 1030 tonight it's [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► peanut butter cup time and it's like [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► nope it's not peanut butter cup time but [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► at what would it [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► it's making me aware of is that I sub i [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► have substituted quantity for variety in [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► food for a long time if I am making food [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► at home i make a one pound of pasta [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► rather than making a four-course meal [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► for myself so ice [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► I you know I will put vegetables in the [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► spaghetti sauce but idea i would not [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► make a second plate of vegetables and [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► taking away the pounds of pasta [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► I you know like I'm looking at my meals [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► now and realizing that the stomach or [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► nutrition the core interesting part of [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► the meal is is not interesting enough [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► you know like a little dollop of this [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► really what you want to have a vegetable [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► course you you want to have a salad you [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► want to have on you want to have other [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► elements something I mean the one that [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► really got me was potatoes I got not a [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► giant potato and he's like I don't have [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► to have potatoes and pasta with every [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► meal but it was amazing how quickly I [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► you know I I would that's how I would [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► have burgers i would have a burger with [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► cheese and stuff in Greenleaf lettuce [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► and like that's actually really really [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► it's it's great and it's it's just as [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► good as a hamburger [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► it's just but then like where's the [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► fucking french fries why are there not [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► any potatoes with this it's yes isn't [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► that strange [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► yeah something's missing and [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► particularly a strawberry milkshake is [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► missing [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► mm so anyway I'm figuring it out because [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► i do i because i opened the atkins book [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► right and i looked at I read it and it's [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► just like everything in the world [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► son where some white guys trying to tell [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► me how to live and I read it and I was [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► like listen I am the white guy who tells [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► other people how to live [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► not you mr. whoever-you-are mr. slip on [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► the ice and I so I'm reading his book [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► and he's like if you have if you breathe [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► in the smell of a of a buttercup as [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► you're walking through a park you are [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► you're off the diet and you need to go [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► back and put your head in a bucket of [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► frozen you know anywhere for his enemy [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► frozen meat helmet and and I was like I [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► can't live like this isn't so this isn't [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► going to be sustainable [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► I'm never going away my food I'm never [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► gonna do any of this stupid shit but I [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► know what my problem is I mean my [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► problem is that I eat one pound of pasta [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► average myself down at a table and that [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► would not make an interesting 300-page [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► book that is the day that is that that [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► is a tweet length problem and so eat [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► less exercise more is not going to be a [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► best-selling book it's gonna be longer [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► than that but there it is in a nutshell [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► and so taking away taking away this [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► spread in the pasta and the rice and and [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► sugar candy seems like it a workable [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► thing but I am NOT sitting here trying [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► to put myself into ketosis and then that [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► monitor my pee with the pregnancy strips [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► or whatever it is that people did that [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► about some of those diabetes strips and [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► did you turn to the return color isn't a [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► video game I wanted to make a change and [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► did it [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► um I think it did and they hear it did [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► you think did you think you won gallica [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► did you win gallon multi-ball I well [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► here's okay mom this is not a defense of [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► that but i think first of all you there [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► has to be a big hook and it has to be a [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► certain number of pages long [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► the Paleo diet paintball the Paleo diet [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► because even worse [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► I mean it's i counted it's ten chapters [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► before they tell you what to eat [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► oh it's just like this is going to [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► revolutionize your last nine chapters of [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► like I'm gonna get into because you know [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► you'll get email but like there's like [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► nine chapters of here is the [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► indisputable science by this whole [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► self-help book somebody said you know [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► you know tear the book in half and start [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► reading there you know we we opened up [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► the stomach of the prehistoric Austrian [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► simply too much about it that just it's [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► like it's like anything looking [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► that turns out stuff like it's okay as [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► long as you don't think about it too [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► much but you have to sleep in a [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► completely dark room that's actually [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► great like i do that i turn off [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► everything and I want the darkest room [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► possible and the reason is because we [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► used to strip and caves under the scars [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► like well okay but didn't you have a [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► fire while you were sleeping indicate [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► doesn't count as light right he also [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► went to bed at eight o'clock at night [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► when the Sun went down as you do but [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► because he missed my defense but I'm [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► gonna say is that i think as with the [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► Marines and cults the more that you can [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► dramatize the amount of how much you [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► have to plunge yourself into this and [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► get rid of your old ideas [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► the more you can make people understand [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► not even believe or think but one [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► hundred percent accept that this is [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► going to be a sea change and how they [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► deal with the world the more you can do [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► that the more the more likely you are to [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► succeed with whatever it is and in that [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► case I mean you know the context of [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► stuff i can I think it's a MacGuffin I [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► don't know I don't know there's not much [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► science behind that but I do know that [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► when you start to think more about what [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► you eat you tend to eat better [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► yeah well so don't talk about food [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► this is great yeah the larger prompt the [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► large problem for me is that like a [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► adulthood has more or less been a series [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► of of exorcisms of of whatever what with [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► the various demons that I that I brought [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► out of my teen years right at when I [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► when I was 24 years old I was like a [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► like a Bruegel painting I mean I had I [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► had had demons and fairies accompanying [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► me everywhere and one by one I have [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► invited them to leave and now i'm 44 and [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► I've got all these like I've got a bunch [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► of quiet demons left you know and and [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► and all these like demons the day that I [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► can feel like our friends or maybe [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► they're not even demons maybe they're [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► Icelandic kiddin people or maybe they [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► are [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► the gnomes or as you know as Shawn [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► Nelson was telling me the other day that [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► that meditation really helped him and I [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► said I mean I do you have liked to have [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► George Harrison thoughts now are you [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► you started he's starting to think that [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► there are you trying to give peace a [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► chance and he said no but I do i do [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► believe in gnomes now huh which I think [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► I guess is a side effect of meditating [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► I've never tried it but I've got all [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► these I've got all these quiet friends [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► that are like oh you're kind of you're [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► actually a demon are you you you were [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► like drafting off of the loud demons and [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► now they're gone and now and can all [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► these like these these guys left around [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► that I'm like it is adulthood is the [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► whole made my whole process going to be [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► just like sweeping out my closets my [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► whole life and by the time that I get [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► like I've finally have got a clean bear [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► apartment and I put toothpaste in all [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► the nail holes huh and and then i'll be [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► ready to take the ferry across this dust [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► opportunity to go you just have your [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► hands ok done done and that is [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► yeah yeah so so I i'm not sure that that [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► is a like I'm trying to look I'm trying [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► to think big picture now and I don't [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► want my life to just be a process of of [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► of kicking people out of my mental house [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► but trying to get ahold of this food [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► thing and then realizing like I mean a [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► big a big part of being 44 years old [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► having a child and being as yet [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► unmarried is addressing this question of [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► like it's one thing when you're 27 to [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► read a magazine article that says human [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► beings are not [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► monogamous by nature that is a social [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► construct and when you're 27 years old [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► you read that you go all right yeah [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► totally [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► that makes sense i knew that all along [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► whatever but at 44 years old [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► all my friends are paired off in mated [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► couples and there is a certain i have [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► been taking on this feeling of or rather [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► feelin myself escapes swimming against [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► the current in a way that used to give [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► me great satisfaction and now feels like [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► it is i'm open to the idea that it is an [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► unnecessary labor why why am I always [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► swimming upstream against my peers [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► against nature against the inevitable [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► and I don't know how to I don't know how [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► to approach it next you know like I [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► don't want to it's again it's at the [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► thing about the it's a question of [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► wearing anchor pans to the supermarket [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► at a certain point we feel like [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► we feel like a guy who is dating a [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► younger girl like when you are 27 and [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► you have a 21 year old girlfriend that [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► is that's like a socially acceptable and [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► it is it is appealing to almost [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► everybody I mean they're very few people [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► that are gonna look a scan sat that but [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► when you are 50 and have a 25-year old [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► girlfriend it begins to be unseemly [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► maybe it's a long way past being [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► unseemly right and at what point do [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► level point is chasing girls the [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► equivalent of wearing glasses for sure [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► or a fantastic for teacher tucked into [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► your dad jeans at comic-con are picking [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► up your your your daughter you're here [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► then 14 year old daughter at her high [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► school and and her friend I mean I me [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► I'm over here [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► hey who's your friend Tommy be so I'm so [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► all these things are now you know I'm I [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► I believe I may be in middle age now I [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► think that science would confirm it for [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► your age don't worry about that i'm in [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► middle age right i am i'm straight in [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► the middle of it and I get your if [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► you're lucky you're a middle-aged right [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► exactly let's hope and shall law [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► oh um but so so what am i doing like it [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► might have i'm doing the same things [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► I've always done so there's no midlife [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► crisis I'd I I can't afford to buy a red [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► car [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► so what it what am i doing like what is [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► what is my what's my big picture [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► I'm with you on everything except for [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► the relationship thing I you know [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► because I major amazed it well but I you [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► know I think I think that's some very [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► subtle coloration there you know I mean [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► it'sit's ya said ya [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► I don't know I just I guess I just feel [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► like I i'm with you i mean i'm with you [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► on 99.9 percent of everything else I [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► understand i think i understand why you [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► would say their way you feel that way [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► totally it makes a hundred percent since [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► but the fact it's like feeling it's one [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► thing to say like hey you know I really [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► like to settle down with somebody that's [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► the thing i want to do in the same way [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► that I don't need a pound of pasta i [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► would like to go i like to pick one and [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► and make this make this work for better [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► for worse a pic one line them up and [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► find a good one I think that's yeah but [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► I mean that's you know there's a lot of [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► people you know who you know I i think [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► that's that's not an unreasonable thing [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► one is certainly something to me like [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► embarrassed about but the pipe put the [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► pressure part is what I don't as much [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► you know by because that doesn't seem [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► like your ml is that what you're [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► struggling with is like well you know [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► the pressure part what's bugging you [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► know not not an external pressure but [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► you know like an internal pressure of [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► feeling in some ways tired of explaining [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► yourself [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► yeah we ever found getting married to [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► help the hat but tired of explaining [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► myself to myself is I know you know and [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► and part of this Merlin I have to be [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► honest my mom went on okcupid at 79 [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► years old and found an 80 year old guy [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► who restores cars she let him and her [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► life and now she's dating and Spencer do [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► I have no context for this [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► no you listen listen to listen to me [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► listen to my voice I don't even know [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► what to do [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► she's dating she spends every waking [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► minute with this guy he's a nice guy but [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► he's a two year old guy your mother [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► never stops surprising me they go for [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► drives in his 1947 buick convertible but [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► he restored it sounds like the Rain Man [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► car [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► yeah that's exactly what it is yeah well [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► that's a sweet ride [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► so she shows up over my house today with [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► this guy [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► dropping off Gibson the dog what and I'm [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► like water with whatever you can get the [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► washer [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► yeah so what was what was Gibson doing [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► here and she's like oh well you know [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► we're going over to the to kitsap county [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► for the weekend long weekend three days [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► so you're watching Gibson and I'm like [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► when did I get drafted into this whole [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► business I why am I dogsitting now but [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► it is very confusing to me as an adult [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► man that my mom after a 30-year absence [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► from the dating pool has returned to it [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► with a bigger but it's also i mean like [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► enough to tell you about your mom but I [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► mean like it strikes me that it's not [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► even something as simple as being out of [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► the the dating thing but she seems just [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► very resolute in her has a I mean this [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► is not absolutely not deceive not [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► independent now but she's been so [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► resolutely defiantly independent and I'm [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► just talking to her conversation she [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► doesn't change we talked to her she [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► doesn't say things she's exactly the way [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► she is and she's not gonna stop making [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► sound unkind but she won't say things [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► like just to make you happy [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► she's very gracious she's very she's a [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► very kind person but she doesn't just [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► say bullshit [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► no she tells you if you said something [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► wrong that's right and it's it's really [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► is being around her is really really [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► stunning experience [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► I'm got him thrown for her but it's an [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► interesting change [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► she's gross she can grow it for freaking [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► 79 years old ten years ago she said to [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► me other people will always be nothing [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► but a disappointment to you and you [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► should you should just get used to that [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► fact and stop trying to make other [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► people and important part of your life [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► and I was like mom that's that's great [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► and everything if we were snow Giants [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► but contrary to what you kind of think [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► we're not a snow Giants we are not a [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► separate race up of a of mountain Giants [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► we are normals to within within some [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► certain tolerances and I'm you know 30 [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► years old i'm not going to eliminate [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► other people from my life quite yet and [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► she shrugged her shoulders [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► roll her eyes and said all right [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► whatever do what you gotta do is really [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► odd advice with a very clear with the [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► clear like sense that she was like [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► you'll basically you'll be back it [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► you'll be back in ten years with it with [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► a thousand disappointments fucking tell [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► me how that worked out [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► ready to hear my advice ready to hear [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► you know creating to to march up typic [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► to the crystal castle that we built at [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► the North Pole she pulled a switcheroo [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► and now she's like to do like driving [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► around kitsap county in a 40 in a [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► convertible and i'm watching the dog and [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► so I'm like what the fuck like okay [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► alright alright i might take it back [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► this is making more sense now so i'm [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► having a little bit of like all right [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► well my whole business of like trying to [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► find a balance between minded my needs [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► as a as a as a half's no giant [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► half-human and my have to be a fighter [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► or can be an illusionist I feel like you [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► like a paladin on speaking of Maryland [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► versus Avant i would like to give you a [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► parade magazine level of sophistication [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► observation that may or may not be [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► germane because it's going to involve [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► ken jennings breaks it's because i'm a [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► little mad at him right now [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► really ok i write that down let's talk [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► about automatic huh [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► okay i won't have I'm always interested [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► in learning about your grudges [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► um I don't know that I've been thinking [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► about this later I its it seems sort of [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► related [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► it's a human being a little kid and you [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► always can't wait for the future when [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► things are going to be better [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► you can't wait until the school day is [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► done right you can't wait until the [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► school week is over so you can have a [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► weekend [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► you can't wait to Christmas break like [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► you know you just can't you just can't [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► wait and God knows you can't wait to [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► summer vacation [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► well at least you know once i'm 17 and [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► go to an r-rated movie want some 18 and [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► so on and so on and and you know these [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► so for so long it's I don't mean I'm not [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► trying to sound wise but I think you do [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► at least I spent a lot of my youth just [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► thinking about like how when can I put [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► all this behind me [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► and get to what's actually the good [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► stuff in life is and you know the [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► obvious you know whatever bobby [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► goldsboro version of this is that you [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► know your youth goes by DD but now it's [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► really thats yes that's currently try [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► but of course it is true which makes it [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► but right things are true but then the [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► other thing I've been thinking about [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► lately there's no man's land that you [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► might call your thirties where you know [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► that's just normal life or whatever but [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► then the things I'm thinking about now [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► and when you were talking about your [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► demons and gnomes and frost giants [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► what is a snow chance it isn't also [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► isn't it interesting that when you get [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► to our age now you start thinking about [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► how much of the stuff from the preceding [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► 40 years you've got to get rid of like [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► all that time you were just thinking [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► about what's going to happen in the [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► future whether or not you're actually [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► planning for it you're just waiting for [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► the life that's out there for you [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► somewhere and so you spend all this time [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► just waiting for it to go by DD and then [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► isn't it funny that you get to a certain [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► point you're like fucking my pants don't [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► fit all these years of we're eating i [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► have to shut that all of these years of [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► thinking I could I could smoke three [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► packs of cigarettes a day and be okay i [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► gotta shut that all these years of [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► thinking that eventually love will fall [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► in my lap I gotta shed that and so then [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► and this is what your mom's story i [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► think is Jermaine is that I don't know [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► if you feel that way but like I I'm not [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► like you know I'm not a plastic about it [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► but I do think about that now it's weird [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► that like instead of thinking about the [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► future in some ways now I feel like I've [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► got to address the past and in the end [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► the extent to which you feel yourself [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► having to address your past can become a [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► skin stifle your actually weirdly bright [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► future that you could have you know [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► because you've gotta dress the past [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► right you gotta settle these things that [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► are still around but you know in the [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► case of your mom I think that's kind of [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► weird [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► it's courageous is it for her likes put [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► behind her all that resolution and to [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► try this is really weird new thing but [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► I'm you could do you feel that at all I [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► mean like everything you're describing [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► in some ways and the setting aside the [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► the relationship part all stuff about [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► food and substances and stuff [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► amazing that it's kind of a certain kind [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► of chickens coming home to roost really [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► well I can't really move on to this one [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► thing until I sort of address these old [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► things [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► oh yeah i mean when i think about [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► when I I mean whenever I address my past [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► I feel like I feel like d'Artagnan on a [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► bridge fighting off like 15 granted ears [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► a where you know for whatever reason [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► three of them all attacked me at the [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► same time and i am able to block them [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► with one Perry and then I turned to the [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► other side of the bridge and you know [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► you remember the way to the Grenadiers [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► is always attack and threes what makes [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► it a run actually kick 3 these guys as [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► you turn around you get another three [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► guys that kind of thing with arbonne [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► international there and so is very [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► effective it seems like the more [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► training right it does and in and and [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► but what it enables you to do is fight [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► 12 men at a time because they're only [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► attacking three at a time and all three [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► of them are making the same attack each [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► time i get three guys attacked you one [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► when I one went low and 11 in the middle [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► you'd there would be no defense but [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► they're a bunch of guys with long does [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► in the back and some guys with bikes [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► here and another guy with a dagger [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► coming over the side of the bridge one [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► blunderbuss and the whole payment but in [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► any case that is right it's disruptive [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► is what its I spend a lot of time I [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► don't know if people other people are [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► like this I confess this one time to a [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► friend of mine and he like got real [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► quiet we're walking downtown and I was [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► like do you ever right before you go to [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► sleep late bed and just imagine like [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► kidnapping all your enemies in a place [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► where you blacked out the windows and [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► take them to a desert prison camp that [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► you've built and then like keeping them [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► in isolation and feeding them [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► hallucinogens and showing them like [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► weird movies trying to drive them insane [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► leaving the lights on all the time and [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► it said no I'll come on everybody thinks [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► about that [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► come on seriously like what does isn't [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► that a way that you comfort yourself as [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► you are drifting off into sleep he tried [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► to prime your dreams with a little bit [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► of like hey I am kidnapping all the bad [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► people as part of a cross-country sweep [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► just the worst one you could your cross [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► between like Nick Fury and John Wayne [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► Gacy but with Ricky's is right and and [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► my Victim list is also lebs like Rush [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► Limbaugh look at her get hurt ken [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► jennings dick cheney no ken is i mean [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► i'm at can but I'm not gonna put it on [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► wear sarees not worthy of a brainwashing [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► not gonna put him in a desert prison [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► camp and feed him he loses the jensen [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► and keep the lights on all day [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► good for you no no he and I are he and I [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► can resolve our differences on the [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► street but I think Michael bottom huh [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► Cheney and I like there's a real [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► imbalance is not enough light to turn on [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► for that guy and I I've created a whole [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► I've created a whole apartment [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► underground with Dick Cheney's going to [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► live while I very suddenly become his [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► friend i will be in a lab coat so he'll [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► know i have some authority and he also [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► will know that he can't get out with a [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► clipboard and photos of his kids [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► yeah yeah but it'll be a comfortable [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► apartment it's not going to be like [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► uncomfortable for him there and you know [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► and he and there will be a video monitor [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► where he can talk to recordings of [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► possible and it's like Silence of the [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► Lambs meets a little bit pow [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► that's right but little by little i'm [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► going to up the dose of LSD and his [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► drinking water [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► and i'm going to introduce like [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► increasingly more confusing and [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► cigarettes events it's a total gas [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► lighting situation where is the picture [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► of his family that's always been on the [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► end table is just going to be subtly [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► modified something that used to be in [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► the background isn't going to be there [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► when he finally passes out you switch [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► out for us like getting slightly smaller [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► class [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► yeah that's right it's gonna be exactly [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► that type of situation grammar different [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► but the bathroom is going to be six [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► inches smaller in on all dimensions all [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► this is so good [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► that's when it's gonna end in my big [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► cats it's gonna it's gonna be like it's [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► gonna happen over the course of like [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► years like you said it i think about [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► that stuff gonna be living in this [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► underground bunker and his apartment [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► will be one of many apartments [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► look up an optical yeah when the back [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► we'll be living nearby they will be [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► building your messages to each other [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► like Steve McQueen know they will have [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► no awareness of one another you'll get a [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► baseball through against the wall except [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► periodically I may introduce one of them [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► into one of the other departments like [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► he'll wake up in the morning and tell [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► their [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► their [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► they will be sharing an apartment maybe [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► glenn beck is dressed as a fancy society [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► lady but at this point [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► yeah they will at this point they will [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► have been their minds will have been [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► broken down it will be like the movie [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► seven kind of insist that i'm sorry to [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► keep trying to drop all these references [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► but it'sit's so many of the darkest [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► aspects of like 300 years of literature [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► well you know really it's medieval in a [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► lot of ways but with the ability with [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► the technology what you can do to really [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► fuck somebody up with a little bit of [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► planning and that's the thing it has to [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► be it has to go slowly and in order for [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► it to be interesting i would have to [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► have a would have to be doing the [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► simultaneously to a lot of bad men go [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► for it to scale [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► yeah just because i don't want to spend [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► my whole day thinking about what kind of [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► thing about the subtle ways I'm fucking [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► with like Jace exchange it would be kind [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► of weird to just do it the one guy but [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► there's something kind of grand about [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► doing it to 80 yeah like 80 guys in [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► apartments built off of a retired a [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► missile silo some of those are mine [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► shaft and stopped somewhere way way out [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► in my domain where no one is suspicious [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► of the fact that we have likes a bunch [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► of trailers with with the with satellite [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► dishes on them kind of how educational [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► changed pockets and and and we're just [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► running this really long game on [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► everybody [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► anyway this is how I put myself to sleep [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► at night and I've met and I have not [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► found a lot of my friends want to talk [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► about it i think that's I think that's [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► very I think it's a shame that people [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► not admit that they thought about things [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► like that not know me i'm not [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► particularly no i'm not a vengeful [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► person but i do like fucking with people [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► so the gas lighting part of it is really [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► appealing to me like if I if it's one of [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► those things where it's like one of [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► those ethical questions like you know if [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► nobody's around you steal a Snickers bar [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► from the crippled kids box you know I [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► mean except in this case is dick cheney [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► i think--not know what you're talking [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► about yeah you never had a job but [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► likely workplaces and they'll have like [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► little cardboard box dykes cam to begin [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► with on the truth hey they hang two [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► bananas from the roof and there's a box [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► over in the corner and you're supposed [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► to figure out what will the monkey go [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► for the tea tour will grab the rug [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► alright its basic social sciences like [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► applicator right the the wire money [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► what the metal wire mom with the nipple [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► exactly exactly that terry cloth [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► oh but you know I know you're trying to [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► get to the point but i would love to [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► talk about the apartments because the [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► thing is the thing is they're going to [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► be clinging right it'sit's sore again [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► it's sort of like when I think about the [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► greatest get papillon and papillon when [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► he won't he won't say who gave him the [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► coconut not going to turn over Dustin [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► Hoffman and so they bring the shade they [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► put the shade over and all he has is [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► completely losing his mind eating [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► roaches no spoilers but it's just a tiny [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► little crack of of light coming through [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► and it's like you do anything to have [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► something you can depend on the first [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► thing he does when he walks into cells [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► egos like nine paces or something he [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► counts off the number of paces from all [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► the wall and so he has this one now I [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► mean really there's something that stone [TS]