Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► the invasion of the continent was at [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► hand [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hello hey John [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► hi Merlin is going good move [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► you sit down it's like love is happened [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► like you're on a wireless set i do i [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► yeah or like a faraway small phone [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► how is like quiet you know might be the [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► outcome honking volumes down time your [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► volumes up and i will hopefully be here [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► that's much better you sound much closer [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► now that my volumes are out but it's [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► probably because I'm speaking like the [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► that's a that's a weird thing about the [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► ship was written ready for her closeness [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► and loudness never get into Roger wicker [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► with your kit [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► not when I was a kid because my mom [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► hated country music I know he insult [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► women were they were there post the side [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► door entries in my house side door entry [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► well yeah you know us women a lot of [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► people don't realize you know from the [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► TV is like Roger Whittaker right using [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► he's an accomplished yodeler [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► yeah it'll ask and and you know you're [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► less that French painter and yeah yeah [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► that's a yeah your least shock jock you [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► release the guys get the rectangles [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► right i mean we start over i'm yeah you [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► know the 100-acre song always got a [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► college or installing your warm huh [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► right there were choices yeah at my [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► house the sign said hippies use the side [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► door and then the side door was boarded [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► up into country music my mom hated John [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► Denver native country music so [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► thoroughly that she hated John Denver [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► all through the seventies which made me [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► kind of a pariah with the with the girl [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► the proto fleet foxes fans 1975-76 and [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► remember i just liked him for probably [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► unconventional reasons because I mean in [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► an ideal world your mom would [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► potentially be in the top three to five [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► tiers [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► the John Denver target audience well [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► except that this is the for this is the [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► curious thing my mom is from north [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► western Ohio and in my extensive [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► investigations of america i have come to [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► realize that the South what we work we [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► refer to as the South the southern [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► states of the Confederacy em really [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► technically the Confederacy reaches its [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► northern point in central Ohio [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► oh brother don't i know it and you know [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► Ohio went with the Union but in every [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► other respect southern Ohio is part of [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► the American salad was probably was [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► probably for tax reasons as you know I'm [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► from Cincinnati and it is it's it's [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► pretty much exactly what it sounds like [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► which is exactly between indiana and [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► kentucky Cincinnatus since that is the [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► great the great Roman yodeler [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► yeah yeah Cincinnatus scheisse so you [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► think that was her rejecting her her was [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► faster the better doctors [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► well not her rural past I think that I [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► think that it particularly if you read [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► the book the great book the great [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► american history book albion's seed [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► which talks about the good for great [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► migrations of people from England [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► England or rather the united kingdom [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► because you've told me before John [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► decreases a problem of Scots persons vs [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► English persons that's what up [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► yeah the water got in the states right [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► Scott's persons vs English persons but [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► also Puritans and Quakers being mistaken [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► for one another and my mother my [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► mother's people we have determined to my [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► mom and I have spent many hours [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► discussing this we have determined that [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► they were in fact Quaker people who [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► moved west in a very thick because [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► because as you know if the south is all [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► the way up through Central Ohio in [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► everywhere in every way spiritually and [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► emotionally packed away in every meeting [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► the practical way to south ends in Lima [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► Ohio that means that the that the North [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► the northern states at that point are [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► squeezed into a very narrow band between [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► between northern Ohio and the lake right [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► i mean there's it's [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► there's there is no state of Ohio you're [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► saying there's there's there's a small [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► civic aperture in which that can fit in [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► exactly and then and then you know of [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► course the north then expands out in the [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► West and you know you could you could [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► argue that mr. eight Washington and [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► Oregon are our union council is really a [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► great Delta North flying delta exactly [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► but so so I think right up close to the [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► lake in ohio those were Puritans you [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► know the the rather the the the progeny [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► of Puritans and then there was this [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► little snare Oh band of of Quakers that [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► moved through central northern Ohio and [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► then it was all scots-irish it's got [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► some scots-irish all the way down until [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► you hit the French down in the in the [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► all the way down [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► god i wish they'd hit the French in the [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► in the sewers of america but at any case [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► my mother's prejudice against country [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► music comes from comes from a very old [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► Ohio prejudice against Southern [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► Hillbillies which they regarded you know [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► Appalachian people which they regarded [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► even within the state of Ohio as being a [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► subclass I get it of whites it's almost [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► like casts in india right there is [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► somebody or indie rock or star trek you [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► can always look down on somebody nicely [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► it precisely so when people started in [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► the in the forties and fifties when you [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► when yodeling music became popular on [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► the radio in the in the in the person [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► who jump Hank Williams senior my mom was [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► it instantly rejected it because it [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► seemed to her to be it was white trash [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► music basically she wouldn't if anything [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► you want to distance yourself from that [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► yeah and that's interesting and that [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► prejudice against honky-tonk sounding [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► fiddle playing music which she knew from [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► her young childhood as being the music [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► of itinerant [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► uh you know white farm laborers and [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► people who live down around in [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► Cincinnati let alone guilty further sell [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► down there around Kentucky border where [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► all goes to hell anyway I must also be [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► like the soundtrack for want in her mind [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► like it's gotta be you know what I meet [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► you don't listen to that to the [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► yogurtland break because it reminds you [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► being out of corn that's exactly right [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► it's like it says I got all big iron I [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► got all big on I love ya love ya [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► so everybody gets food but you my mom [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► was putting thumbs down on it I get it [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► all the way through the seventies and it [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► was not until she was forced to enjoy [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► indie rock because her son was a perv a [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► huge business niche that bad that even [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► even until 2003 if she saw if she saw a [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► telecaster immediately was like you know [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► the needle scratching across the record [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► and own home in 2003 when when when the [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► long winter started you know when the [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► long winters had Peter Buck play [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► mandolin on cinnamon did my mom like [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► concede that maybe you know maybe she [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► could she could give a listen to wilco [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► and it wasn't going to kill her [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► so country music no Roger long and the [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► short of it [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► no lock Roger Whittaker in my life until [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► Jesse Sykes hi aunt and the sweet [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► hereafter Jesse Sykes would have me over [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► to her apartment sometimes and play [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► Roger Whittaker records for me that was [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► excuse because they were a big influence [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► on her head out service and then she [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► would you know she would come out who [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► would come out of the back bedroom [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► withholding Roger Whittaker record and [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► nothing else and and i would say well [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► let's put it on what that sounds like [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► and that's when I learned like it just [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► as sexy buck owens all all suede [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► unplayable Bakersfield and I don't [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► remember this short story class there's [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► a really hard time saying no good i just [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► heard screaming [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► I'd here there i was outside of my house [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► did you just hear screen but I have to [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► imagine that if you hear screaming your [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► neighborhood i'm just guessing you [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► figure somebody had to come in [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► well I do but that will you will you [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► will you play a little hole music for [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► just a second and look at the 1i just [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► hey [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► it seems that it seems alright seems [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► like that the street is clear and ok [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► company [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► no gunfire to follow up there's nobody [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► screaming still so I feel like the [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► neighborhood's results [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► okay here's the thing you may remember [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► from a short story class Alice Walker [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► short story everyday use and it's a [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► story about a like basically you know I [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► afro wearing forward-thinking in [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► afro-american young woman who comes home [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► from college and once her grandmother's [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► quilt and as basically a afro as you say [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► then basically you know an [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► african-american artifact right and [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► they're like now we still use this and [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► she says that the rest of the story [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► entitled it is too good for everyday use [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► right right it becomes that i have one [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► of those here at my house of a quote [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► that my great-grandmother almost [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► everything in your house is too good for [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► every day yes it's true that's really [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► what really i just on my way home I i [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► spent speaking of a prose I saw a young [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► man in his mid twenties wearing a [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► full-on kid and play here tower is [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► called fade if the butt but all fade [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► like hi hoti hai fade-in he's in his mid [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► twenties so it's see it so he's doing [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► this as a retro gesture and he was [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► driving a convertible red Jaguar and I I [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► felt like pulling over getting out of my [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► car and applauding as he drove by [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► because I just felt like yes thank you [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► you know you should be allowed to give [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► out citations to people not in the bad [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► way you should be able to give sight [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► people citations for winning the day you [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► should be able to go to him and give him [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► a handsome certificate sister you just [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► won the day [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► well and this is that this is why i feel [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► Maryland that technology has not it [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► despite all of our handheld the gizmo [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► soon [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► technology has not caught up to what we [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► imagined it would be because it [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► routinely and I'm talking about 10 times [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► a day [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► I'm driving and I would like to send a [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► message to the driver in front of the [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► driver beside me or the driver behind me [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► and it's a it's i would just like to [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► send them a personal message that would [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► show up on their dashboard for for for a [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► minute [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► you know like 44 justjust for 30 seconds [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► i would like to be able to and I think [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► every driver should have this ability to [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► be able to send a message to the dr [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► in front of them next to them or behind [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► them and sometimes I sometimes that [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► message is a citation in the form of you [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► are doing an excellent job driving and I [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► am having a very good time following you [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► because you are you are navigating [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► through traffic in a way that I admire [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► and I am I am keeping pace with you just [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► so that i can admire you and it's an [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► honor to not need to tailgate you [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► exactly yes i would just I i would like [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► to i would just like to commend you and [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► I know that it's a certain point you are [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► going to take an exit or you're gonna go [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► in a different direction and I would [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► just like to leave you with a gold star [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► and I feel like there should i should [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► have the ability to put type your [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► license plate into into my device and [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► say send send message to X license plate [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► nicely done gold star now what you only [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► sent kind messages John no absolutely [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► not i would also say that i would say i [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► would send messages like lower your [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► brights and if you if if it is not a [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► case where your brights are on but that [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► you have halogen lights in your car and [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► they are and they're in accurately aimed [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► you need to go to a service station and [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► have the man aim them properly [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► yes and if it is the technology's there [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► John if it is not a case of improperly [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► aim telligence but just that you have [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► made a modification to your car and put [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► illegally bright lights in your car i [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► would like you to take the car to a [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► crusher i would like you to remain in [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► the car while the car is crushed but for [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► this system to work [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► yes a there has to be a way for you to [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► send this to someone approximate driver [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► um I think I think I think be there has [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► to be some way for them to have to read [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► it like maybe they only the car will [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► only run maybe get only so many days of [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► what a day maybe there's some some kind [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► of economics to it you'd like to add a [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► right exactly so everybody gets to a day [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► you don't get a nuisance you have to [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► reserve them you can't just be driving [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► on their own saying fuck you fuck you [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► fuck you but you have not responded [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► appropriately within 15 seconds the car [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► literally blows up yeah right [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► all four wheels goes along with the [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► other tires blow out but all the time [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► you want to say like stop looking at [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► your phone it is impairing your driving [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► stop stop driving 50 miles an hour in [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► the fast lane you are causing a traffic [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► jam you want to be able to send these [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► simple messages you can just have a [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► little could be like a terminator screen [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► where it's just like dude fuck you [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► asshole you get the common heads-up [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► heads-up display [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► yeah that's right and you're just appear [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► on their you add think I think this two [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► or three a day and advanced driver [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► should maybe get 45 ok i would like to [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► come back to the idea of what I'm going [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► to call skipping and generation if we [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► have time later I want to circle back to [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► that but here's what I'll tell you about [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► that i think i think it's fucking [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► sickening that you can go out and just [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► because the dim sum place that's been [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► open for a week accidentally had one bad [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► night and you and your friends from San [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► Francisco State University collapse on [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► that place on yelp and you can put it [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► out of business literally within three [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► business days right I think it's sick [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► it's fucking sickening to me that you [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► can do that but you can't take a truly [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► dangerous 80 year old woman driving 50 [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► miles an hour off the road [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► yes don't you think I mean isn't it [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► seemed bizarre that you could have some [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► some kind of Wolfie on yelp but you [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► don't have a way to have like force [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► large letters on the heads-up display [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► for the person in front of you while [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► you're here is what we're talking about [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► if you could yelp somebody's driver's [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► license plate [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► yeah and sent and those yelp reviews [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► would go and be reviewed at the [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► Department of Motor Vehicles [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► periodically and have you know i think [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► for public beautiful have you gotten at [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► the end of my guys he's got plenty on [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► your plate you should be part of the [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► public tribunal that is that is trying [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► people hook based on their own [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► automotive yelp reviews now here's the [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► thing you know what I don't need I don't [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► need of to send things google maps will [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► not let you send things to a car [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► I don't need that and that's that's like [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► the opposite of what I need [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► that's right what I needed to say you [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► know what they got all the other get [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► started on the NSA thing right it's been [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► a while since we chatted a lot a lot [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► happened i've seen a lot of world war [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► two movies it's true but we don't have [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► to catch up on you know a lot of [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► concerned citizens have been kept [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► contacting me offline [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► how's that a man a concerned citizen yes [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► yes took me aside in real life who and [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► pulled up on his phone [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► the last half a dozen episodes of rock [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► on the line podcast em I said would you [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► like to see the dates from the last 60 [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► gosh line podcasts I and I said no not [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► really and he said well let me show them [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► to you anyway and and then he he [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► proceeded to publicly [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► shame me it's a timeliness issue well [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► here he's saying he's he said he [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► actually said do you want to see the [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► next you want to see the last six [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► episodes of the marc maron podcast and i [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► said i would say no I said I have no [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► interest at all it's absolutely nothing [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► he said well let me just let me just in [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► shorthand clear this up for you that you [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► in the last two months he has made a lot [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► more podcasts than you and Merlin have [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► and I was like my goodness [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► message received oh my goodness [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► Community College my gosh where do you [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► want to begin [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► wow well thank you yeah butBut about why [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► I feel like we've gotten into it right [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► away here [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► yeah and that would have got that out of [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► the way John and I I feel getting an apt [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► to keep track of my interventions at [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► this point so I'm just glad I don't have [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► to deal with that right now we are but [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► we already have we already have [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► established in this podcast already it's [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► just a few minutes in asset that we need [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► some kind of system like maybe from that [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► swedish movie where the punk rock girl a [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► was tracking as some kind of serial [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► killer [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► I love the girl with the regret [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► interface yeah they're go through [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► thursday the girls stopped on the horse [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► face the girl with the the shasun in the [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► yes says the shootin sitter is different [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► versions of that John let's remember in [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► yeah but anyway what she did at one [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► point she tied up her attacker and she [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► tattooed a rapist on his somewhere on [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► him that a pictogram somewhere and oh i [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► know i think it was to the actual words [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► written statement i sin but it was in [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► Swedish so he could just move to a [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► different country and they feel like oh [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► yeah that's my home stay away from the [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► six people to speak Swedish in your yeah [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► he moved to Spain and they'd be like hey [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► nice tattoo and be like yeah well I've [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► got a little bit of a radical kale [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► outsider outsider artist must've slipped [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► but in any case if we have the ability [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► based on yelp reviews of license plates [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► to have public tribunals where the [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► result was that we tattooed some some [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► form of like a bad driver bad person [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► yeah that person really john III don't [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► want to get into the wheel here but at [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► this point we need an intern because [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► you're onto like four or five different [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► thematic things that are becoming [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► extremely important to me and they keep [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► coming up again and again which makes me [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► think they're important [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► so yes first of all there should be a [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► way that your will can be imposed upon [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► strangers let's just let's just let's [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► just get that out of the way and we've [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► established that yeah that's it still [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► hitting for the stands ready on right [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► there should be a way to force force [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► people to hear what you have to say and [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► then respond appropriately and in a [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► timely manner in a timely manner right [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► you can't just let the heads-up things [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► sit there for a week and you'll steam [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► sure I like the idea the tribunal no [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► question about sometimes I think you've [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► been you've been a gentleman about it [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► and I know you're busy you got a lot on [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► your plate you might not have time to [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► lead that many tribunals maybe you could [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► manage other tribunal managers it seems [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► like if we get if we get a baseline of [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► rules who people are then operating [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► according to what you know what [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► constitutes a system if there are [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► questions [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► it's like any city court system you do [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► your best to become an existential [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► referee if there are questions you bump [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► it up to a higher court [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► I like it you're out you know what you [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► could just be available you could be up [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► there in your bathrobe you see matar up [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► in your up here Garrett and occasionally [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► people just you know I get high get a [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► lot of emails and tweets already of [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► people asking me questions into the cave [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► matter if it was a system where was I [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► mean you hear you remember you remember [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► the two kids that came up to me in [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► portland wanted me to to figure out [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► their relationship a situation and and [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► you know I I i spelled that out for him [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► don't judge john hodgman about three [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► minutes it does kind of sound like that [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► i want to try to want right here to [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► sting here's the thing that John Hodgman [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► will not do is tattoo people be against [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► their will [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► this and I believe this came up at least [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► once before I I don't start program that [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► often but i believe this came up in a [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► discussion of going through the line at [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► the airport where you should have to [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► prove we go through the clear Lane are [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► not things anymore but like there should [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► definitely be a way i think based on i [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► think i'm kinda member we left at one [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► place we left your idea i believe was to [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► either i think slay them [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► we'll give them a tattoo and I want a [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► way for them to be able to bring the [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► great up I wanted them to have a way of [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► saying basically a Yelp first I just a [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► fucking hate help i really want you to [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► stay here and set about to a bunch of [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► times that's really frustrating be at [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► the NSA is already like marking this [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► down in their yelp discussion [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► well I'm gonna come back to that too [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► because I'm not contrarian silly but i [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► will say that when we get access to [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► what's actually in that data [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► oh boy we're going to stuff that the [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► government has no idea that they can [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► even do you know sorry about you and I [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► could do with excel and that information [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► you know how many things we could fix [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► I'm time compiling a list of keywords [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► right now in my mind it would take like [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► an afternoon to just get rid of so many [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► problems in yeah well here's the problem [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► with force tattooing it has a bad [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► history in the 20th century [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► okay to be able to be a tribal scarring [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► ok alright ritual scarring [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah maybe there's all kinds [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► of ways to fuck somebody up John if you [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► I used to go to parties and there was a [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► bit was during I used to go to parties [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► but but also i used to go to parties in [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► the nineties where it was popular to [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► stick a fork in the electric burner of [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► the stove at the party house and [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► everybody would you know and a certain [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► group of people would give themselves [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► like fork burns as a way of like being [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► modern primitives one trade paperback of [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► research magazine and so many lives [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► ruined [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► that's exactly right you know that's all [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► it takes to get down to the independent [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► bookstore you pick that up and then and [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► then pretty soon you like a cup holder [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► for kitchen gadgets yeah pretty pretty [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► soon you've gotta eat all you can do [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► anymore is look at vivisection [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► photographs because you've lost you [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► become desensitized kinky you can [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► masturbate to anything normal you can't [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► really even masturbate [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► yeah you just want you just want to go [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► to a slaughterhouse you got a principle [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► we got a prince philip of spain in there [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► you get your penis velcro to your lip I [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► Jesus John I think tattooing is a [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► wonderful way I mean already people very [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► thoughtfully are putting big tattoos of [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► like mexican prayer candle images of the [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► Virgin Mary right on the side of your [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► neck so that you don't you no longer [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► really have just to ask yourself in a [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► group of people like who are the [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► ding-a-lings in this group of people the [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► dealings herself herself brand [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► thing and they're saying rapid healing i [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► have i have a big Madonna on my neck if [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► you've got let's put it this way if you [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► have a notional room with a million [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► people in it and you have to quickly [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► decide which point zero one percent just [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► have bad judgment without having any [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► time to talk to anybody ask people to [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► remove everything from the top of their [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► head to the bottom of their neck and [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► about in about two minutes you're gonna [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► be you're gonna be good to go you can [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► have way more than points0 1% your [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► lawyer call for doing things right away [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► that's right and can give them give them [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► a special task [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► yeah you there with the st. Jude let's [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► move on and talk about hopeless [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► she's you guys would you guys take some [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► of the Zyklon B and go put it in that [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► bathtub for me okay i said i saw the [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► longest day [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► wait a minute did you just hit a bell [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► accidentally or was that like a muted [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► that I've never I've never hit the bell [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► more deliberately and I've never meeting [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► quickly called Carolina scheisse click [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► them so maybe not as well anyway i'm [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► doing a little shot of chew spit into me [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► like a like a like I have blazing [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► saddles sort of to the spits spittoon [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► across again but here haha ok I we've [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► got skipping generation we've got yelp i [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► got a lot to cover John but I mean you [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► know what you can I just say one thing [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► uh I don't want to get too nostalgic [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► about this program we used to do but it [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► really does warm my heart how often [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► first of all you know it's not it's not [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► annoying to be reminded that i haven't [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► done the show because let's let's just [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► let me just tell you i'm aware how long [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► it's been since we can't we're not doing [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► it to provoke you made it [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► oh you're talking to the listeners now [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► I'm sorry I'm this side I know it's [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► unseemly to speak to our audience down [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► like I get that I get the impression [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► that they periodically yes I think they [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► always did missed it missed you know it [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► is you know it is it's like your parents [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► or your order or your mate you miss them [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► so much until you see him again [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► yeah well your kids let's be honest and [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► you think boy I really missed you free [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► recently didn't is really weird [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► now we're back but I've been looking for [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► figuring out how to kill you with poison [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► and a few you made 15 subtle uh [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► Holocaust references and you insulted [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► probably me or my family might just be [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► the listeners up in there so many ways [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► in which i would like to see your will [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► impose on people i think people have [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► missed that skipping better i'm feeling [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► more willful lately you sound good you [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► sound like you're on top of your game me [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► I have more chili what's going on [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► well no I in fact i'm seriously can [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► contemplating now that i have not taken [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► any steps toward this in fact so anyway [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► I'm seriously can kind of contemplating [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► doing some kind of low carbohydrate diet [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► and as I've been thinking about it I've [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► been heating up more and more pasta just [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► to get it out of my cupboards and just [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► as I just as when i decided i was going [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► to quit drinking i went on a but I [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► started drinking rai at 40 have just [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► said you could have been there to help [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► you to really spirit spirit along [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► spirited away but so i'm contemplating [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► this low carbohydrate and i'm still [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► battling ants in my apartment ball John [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► um and and so they're really getting me [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► down I was gone for teaching reading the [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► sugar would help i have no idea what [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► these answer eating there is nothing in [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► my house I emptied it of food and I was [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► gone for two weeks I hermetically sealed [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► it and I came back and they were just [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► they were just having a party just doing [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► the things that they do you have a grand [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► grants and steaks if you tried those [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► they're very rewarding you have those [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► grants remember because it rhymes [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► what is it grants you get these little [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► things and it looks like you get this [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► little things like little silver thing [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► with a hole in it it's on a little [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► plastic spiky thing you can just stick [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► it into the ground outside we can just [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► lay it down inside and it does the job [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► it doesn't number as they say on ants [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► it's pretty good you put it wherever [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► they're likely to walk it's really [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► gratifying it's like we are we get mice [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► in our garage occasionally and i put [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► that way and what traps that I need to [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► just cuz I left find dead mice [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► haha I'm not gotten so good at and [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► there's so little and I've gotten really [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► really good at it and I like to think I [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► like leaving there for a couple three [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► days I don't know it actually helps as a [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► warning to the others [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► whistling square type situation sort of [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► like a webcam is getting it sends a [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► message [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► yeah but no okay so I want to talk about [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► the carbs too and i want to talk about [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► Alice Walker and Yelp I mean you know [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► how uninteresting talking about [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► carbohydrates is I must say one thing [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► about that John it makes a huge [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► difference [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► well and that's what you and you first [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► met me when I was that you didn't eat [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► nothing but bacon that wasn't long after [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► we met I remember I remember and I'm and [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► I'm looking forward to something making [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► a huge difference in my life [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► oh god me too i've been really crazy and [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► I'm really tired lately [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► yeah yeah that's exactly right tired old [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► a ineffectual Lance unwell unlovable [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► yeah marginalized you know I bought some [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► pink pains i'm wearing purple sneakers [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► yeah and I'm hoping that pink pants are [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► things that are going to give me they're [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► gonna give me a new lease on life [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► pink pants and then the halitosis that [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► comes from ketosis and that's going to [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► be the thing that doesn't get texts more [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► people to cut as I walked through the [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► town people are gonna be like that guy [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► with the bad breath in the pink pants as [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► a youthful glow [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► first of all are the pants comfortable [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► they do they fit you appropriately well [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► so this is the thing about the [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► drawstring no not drawstring milk [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► what do you think is happening to me not [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► just a slap at to get I'm not an [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► astronaut I'm not going all the way [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► there like they have to now [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► no I that for as far as i can tell the [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► choice of pink pants but the valid [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► choice of pink pants leaving inside [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► anything with drawstrings you can either [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► get tight a skinny fit uniqlo pink pants [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► right that like why the project runway [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► pants [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► yeah that you require you wear white [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► sunglasses and they have a fauxhawk [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► evening which are not which are not [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► going to look good on me I'm gonna look [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► I'm gonna look like a lollipop [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► I'm gonna look like an Oxford cloth [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► lollipop or you get some proper pink [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► pants that will you that that an old man [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► on Cape Cod where i like-like-like from [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► your preppy days like like nightwear [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► normal pants [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► ya better better pants that might have [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► anchors on them [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► right for that but orbital completed [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► right you're not gonna play completed [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► flat-front i'm looking forward to option [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► 3 cotton pants you know in a light pink [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► color which is what which is what I got [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► and I and they are very they're very [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► comfortable and not only are they [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► comfortable to wear but they are I'm [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► very comfortable with what they say [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► about me you just comfortable with pink [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► you always happen [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► yeah yeah i think is a hell of a good [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► color for men an option 30 could you [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► could choose to get comically oversized [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► ballooning role because once you get it [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► once you get a little heavier than you'd [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► like it's really rewarding to buy pants [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► and exercise big so they don't feel like [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► you're fat pants no I can't do that [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► anymore because I'm already putting out [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► of stock since i'm already at the left [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► the limit [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► i'm at the moment I set for myself and [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► this excuse me excuse me are these a [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► size eight [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► no sir please turn it a quarter turn [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► that's an infinity sign up but i think [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► the third option is you buy a pair of [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► white levis and you dive in pink but I'm [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► not gonna do that [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► ah i don't know if you remember this and [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► I if you remember please tell because [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► you'll talk better than 90 but um I was [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► into the action stuff as you know I used [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► to weigh 30 pounds more now especially [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► turning to my side and pulling my pants [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► ad saying she'll be largely usually [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► bigger band was a bigger man i had or [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► orange hair but I well I remember it was [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► it wasn't really very first met but like [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► a room i think was around the time we [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► met I long after that it really was like [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► catching fire I've been doing it for [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► like animal a pretty good while but it [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► really caught on [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► everybody was doing Atkins and you as if [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► I remember were just you kind of just [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► sick of hearing people talk about Atkins [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► and then then he died [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► yes and easily seriously look at our [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► butter to remember if you remember what [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► you said people who talked about Atkins [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► that I'm not Church you were talking to [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► a woman who is going on and on about [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► about Atkins yeah i'm telling your story [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► i hope you don't mind so casually sell [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► you acting so much healthier suspect and [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► and well well look what happened to him [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► hey you know what Eagle he died [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► and we hit he felt he slipped on ice and [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► fell down you won't see up so I just [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► that but obviously you're telling of it [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► was better but that's it you know it [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► does make you feel better you get more [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► energy but you get to get into that they [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► call it the induction phase which is [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► they're made-up name for the getting [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► into darkness and whenever you go to you [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► know it's fun it's fun to do is go to an [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► actual physician that went to an [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► American Medical School and tell them [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► about things you read about it like that [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► sure you talk to him about chiropractic [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► you you go in and talk to somebody who's [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► actually had a chemistry class and use [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► words like ketosis yeah well as far as I [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► said somebody at the gas station saying [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► to you you did that one song had like [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► so talking about a little 64 flat on it [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► was there but the one with a string with [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► the string what was that thing about the [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► thing about playing guitars that the [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► barrier to entry is a lot lower [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► so the kinetic gas station days and for [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► reading more about it than I do he's in [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► rehab for people at the severe head [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► trauma [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► it's it's that easy to pick up that what [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► I'm discovering about myself is that I i [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► do not have I do not have such a [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► sophisticated palate that the head [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► frankly that I give a shit what what I [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► eat [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► you know like food true that food is not [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► a form of entertainment and make sure it [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► doesn't seem to come into it could be in [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► a can be on a counter [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► yeah start with ants listen if if if if [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► the chef boyardee has been anywhere [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► close to it I'm i know i'm going to [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► enjoy it but it but but I'm not but I'm [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► not against like fancy food but it'sit's [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► just that food is a kind of like my [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► relationship to food is both like full [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► of boredom and also full of like [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► emotional neediness you know I mean like [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► I go downstairs and I make a four-pound [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► bowl don't care what comes next [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► found full of sugar covered with fat [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► and I said you know and I just let it [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► drip down my chin I just eating it just [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► you know kind of softly crying and just [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► trying to fill the hole in me with [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► spackle and I need to I need to break [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► that cycle [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► yeah and get him to a place where food [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► is dead animals which is what it should [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► be [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► uh-huh a dead animals at in a in just [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► that with them with a minimum of Bologna [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► or rather if you want to wrap it in [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► Bologna that's fine too but dead animals [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► with salt and butter [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► it sounds and then I'll just don't know [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► I feel like a lot of my troubles will go [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► away and I'll stop I'll stop crying [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► while i eat i will stop listening to [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► people talk about food completely [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► instead of like ninety-eight percent [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► isn't that huge turn-on it's all I can [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► do not to tell you like to tell you not [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► to share with you half a dozen different [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► very strong feelings they have about [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► this because of the impact it has had on [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► me but it's just it's so fucking boring [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► to hear people talk about food i read i [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► get rid of all books out of my life to [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► god they're so annoying [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► the books we gotta go you know you know [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► if my house is gonna be like one of [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► those houses like what you he finished [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► dinner you have quite a plan ready here [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► I think it i think i'm gonna make my [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► house like a hotel but I can you know [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► its unique one of those skis is hotels [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► yeah levels like a ski lodge you know [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► what um great seinfeld jokes you want [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► you don't you should do you know I the [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► last thing in the world you should do [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► with your actual house as far as I'm [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► concerned is turned into an actual bed [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► and breakfast going to be kind of nice [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► if you made it look like a [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast and you just live [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► there would that be nice like a [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast yes it's the thing is [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► if you you have guessed a lot in your [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► wonderful host [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► thank you God thank ya seriously I mean [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► it's wonderful to be there but it could [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► be the world's most secure [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast other places you go [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► there are holes on the perimeter [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► everywhere they can weigh more about [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► muffins that about somebody getting a [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► clear shot you know from 300 yards away [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► right right you don't you can do with [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► the scope with browning things i watched [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► a document about Cyprus today [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► I mean a lot of people don't realize how [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► unprotected their bed-and-breakfast is [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► you put out you put down some Yahtzee [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► and fucking family circle from 1982 and [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► you call the hotel fuck that the thing [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► about a sniper though is he's out there [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► mhm and yet you have to you have to [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► pretty much trust that the sniper is not [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► going to start feeling somewhat he's not [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► gonna start feeling estranged he's [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► watching she's watching your perimeter [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► be swatching it through a scope so he's [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► only getting some he's only getting half [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► of the context he sees you go out to the [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► mailbox every day is your pants he sees [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► he sees you talking to people guy and a [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► guy in a dark sedan drives up you lean [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► in to the window you talk for a few [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► minutes he drives away pretty soon the [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► sniper starts to feel it's just in their [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► nature to feel a creeping right away [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► it's like that other people's lives [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► movie right or are you start to start [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► listening long enough and pretty soon [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► your part you're part of the list maybe [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► he looks and he sees some overstock [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► pillows or some Braille Playboy's and he [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► feels he starts feeling maybe he wants [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► to you know spend a couple nights there [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► may be a Liberty weekend [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► yeah he said he starts to say to himself [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► why am i why am i stationed up in this [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► tree covered in netting while people are [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► coming sleeping comfortably in this [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► house and my nominal employer the the [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► owner of the bed-and-breakfast keeps [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► talking to men in dark sedans what if [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► you have the world's first [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast exclusively for [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► snipers they could come in maybe maybe [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► they could come in and help you i mean [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► obviously you know most of what you need [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► to know but if you had exclusively [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► paramilitary black ops kinds of people [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► that can see that they know it's a [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► comfortable place it in a secured [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► location [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► I'm saying I'm just saying the thing is [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► it's all about vertical markets John if [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► you want to score high on yelp you're [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► gonna have to go beyond like I we have [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► prints and shit you know to something [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► like you know you get a boiled egg and [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► we talk too much when I see no I'm [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► seeing what you're saying because [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► they're after the astronauts maybe [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► astronauts it swelled with if you if you [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► just if you just focus on snipers you [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► got marine snipers you got there for [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► snipers you got army snipers you got [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► then you've got all the like you've got [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► the CIA snipers but you've also got [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► these weird like State Department [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► snipers that nobody ever these guys [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► John's gonna be guys you can errands [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► going to have one of those black amex [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► cards african-american amex cards [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► they're gonna hand it over [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► you're not [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► gonna know what kind of sniper they are [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► and let's be honest they may not even [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► know what kind of sniper they were they [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► didn't know they work for [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► it's a huge untapped market we don't [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► even know how many snipers are out there [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► literally tire size or just returned [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► currently active snipers I think that I [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► i'm guessing there are snipers that [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► don't even know their sniper Oh hundred [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► percent sleeper cell manager handed now [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► how do you get the word out to those [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► guys you just need the right marketing [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► materials probably a facebook page and [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► it's just collecting bikes [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► well okay so there's a lot of ways you [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► could go with this i'm just gonna say [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► first of all there's nothing in this [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► world more deadly than a marine his [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► rifle you know that we wear that the it [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► yeah i remember the guy up in the tower [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► in austin that's right George Williams [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► sir charles where he learned is where he [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► learned his trade agreement sir that's [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► right the Marines but I'm gonna call you [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► private doesn't know he's a sniper all [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► you know what in order to check in here [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► you have to prove that you were born [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► again hard can you do that is down here [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► and dissemble your rifle you go into the [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► latrine you got yet watch that night [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► now there's a lot of things that you [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► could do I mean obviously I guess [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► there's two ways you could go i think [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► its first again I as soon as you know I [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► am NOT a bed-and-breakfast consultant [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► yeah but i had to get my you might want [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► to start with people who know their [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► snipers and just break this is a problem [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► with me and my relationship to snipers [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► in my relationship to all kinds of all [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► kinds of people that I that I that I [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► think I want to be friends with the the [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► number one problem with me being friends [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► with former Special Ops people is that i [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► am not a member of that fraternity [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► technically right so when they say when [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► they like flash their little skulls head [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► ring or they say you know where did you [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► serve or whatever it is that they say to [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► each other when they say 6am Semper [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► Tyrannis or I think they get the job [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► John Wilkes Booth company said it but [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► it's a Dolce Far Niente or whatever it [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► is they're trained to say it a certain [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► little TV division and I say you know [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► and I say you know what group or [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► whatever whatever my reply is it means [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► that skullenbones thing you just [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► responded with the [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► whoop to the sniper exactly i showed [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► them my my masonic pinky ring but they [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► know it's wrong but the this the points [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► of the star are facing away from my [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► heart or whatever i've already i'm not [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► already not a member of of the [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► fraternity enough that I can that I can [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► bridge that gap and and make the common [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► cause with them that I feel like that I [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► in my imagination exists but that but [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► the other problem and this is one that [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► is that's growing in concern to me is [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► that there's been a lot of a lot more [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► exposure of Special Operations people in [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► the last 10 years you know it you during [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► the Reagan like an awareness of what [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► they do routing as both I mean just [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► because of the way our culture goes the [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► whole business in in 1985 if you worked [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► in any fashion in a secret agency you [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► made no reference to it whatsoever your [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► your spouse didn't know you yet you [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► won't show up in Scarsdale do you know [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► that thing that thing down Nicaragua [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► that was me [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► yeah right you weren't certainly writing [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► a book about it are appearing on [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► television about it but now i don't know [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► if you saw but there was this movie that [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► came out a couple years ago that was all [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► currently active SEAL team members [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► starring in this movie and it was it was [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► predictably awful the acting was the [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► event was effective world i mean is that [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► these are they were acting in this movie [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► was a documentary [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► yeah it was a SEAL team here it was a [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► SEAL team movie where they were out [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► chasing terrorists and jumping out of [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► airplanes and and they had and they had [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► like boats outfitted with Gatling guns [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► that could strip the bark off a tree and [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► and all this crazy shit and they were [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► flying around the world and chasing [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► terrorists but it was all the actors [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► were all active SEAL team members and so [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► the dialogue was it was it was like [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► watching of the bark of a tree try and [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► then do line readings sounds like that [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► would defeat the purpose of two [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► different industries on the one hand you [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► have the desire to theoretically [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► entertain people and on the other hand [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► you try to keep the country safe bye [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► saying who's a seal well so so but my [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► experience of you know of absorbing and [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► consuming all this special forces [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► material you know it began of course [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► with them with the movie where the girl [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► from st. Elmo's fire went through the [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► seal training and shaved her head [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► oh come on mrs. bruce willis yes the [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► lady who is in if the action to [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► Kitchener's G&G Obama GI jane was at it [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► so I want I because that movie was on [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► cable a lot and because I will always [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► watch dramatized sere training i watch [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► that movie a dozen times and a and back [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► then you couldn't trust what you were [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► seeing because it was just Hollywood and [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► it was some dumb it was some dumb movie [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► but now you get to meet the seal people [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► on TV or on the internet there you get [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► to see them in real life and my [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► perception of them which was completely [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► formed in my imagination with no basis [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► in reality my perception of them being [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► Jason Bourne like at the minimum but but [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► but honestly my perception my dream of [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► them was the pick overall like roddy [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► mcdowall over we're getting into it with [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► it no no no no notnot be not your body [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► Piper I've been rod roddy mcdowall sorry [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► Cornelius yeah [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► Cornelius exactly but hey is that you [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► know he plays an American in the longest [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► day [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► that's right well he's a great actor [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► watch the three times but I always [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► imagined Special Forces people were [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► likable British oh my goodness yes I [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► mean I I mean I know you're not a comic [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► person but I mean it's like people in [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► shield imagine it's going to be people [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► who are super-smart super-fit yeah you [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► know super with it I felt this way about [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► Scientologists and then I watched a [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► couple documentaries and they're real [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► doughy but they were locked offer and [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► that's the thing about these steel guys [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► the more of them I see them like that [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► Vice Principals well and every single [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► one of them is a god damn hillbilly [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► asshole like and and the more I think [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► about it it's like well duh of course [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► who is going to go [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► who is [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► to go through all that bullshit they're [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► not gonna make it out of the swiss [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► embassy like they're like a born [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► these guys are just guys that that are [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► that are attracted to the seals because [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► a they are like hyper patriotic be they [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► want to meet every challenge and you [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► know I never never fail and see they [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► want to they want to run big machines [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► you know they want i like it it's [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► basically the same foods that are [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► building drag drag strip cars they just [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► these are like people who are like I [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► mean I don't have cable but it sounds [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► like from what I've seen of cable this [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► is like people who should have a cable [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► TV show it's like heavy guys with [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► mustaches and and like colorful accents [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► maybe they make motorcycles or in this [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► case they they invade banana republics [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► you are they go yeah exactly the [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► helicopter and they go they may sneak [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► into people's houses and shoot them and [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► why I thought that they were going to be [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► like David Niven instead of like larry [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► the cable guy i don't know but they're [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► basically they're basically all better [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► educated by any member states [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► you're totally right and they sit there [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► and they got like the big that to get [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► the big like meat beard and then we're [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► not sure that's a little too tight [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► you're totally you're totally right and [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► then they believe that bear on a [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► Christian mission to like destroy the [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► infidel isn't depressing and then so but [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► for me that I want somebody like you so [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► much I wanna talk to you about and why [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► watched up and brothers again and let's [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► say I want to be like like Easy Company [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► like that i want to be guys like that [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► every night from Brooklyn's together [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► cams is the other guy from Brooklyn but [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► you know how it is for me like it you [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► know you like was it David Niven right [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► mcdowell who is HUD Rowdy Roddy Piper [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► for me it's a maximum sit out in three [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► days of the Condor right [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► I just he is he is so cool he is so [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► stone cold in that movie [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► he's angry eyes that always gets me is [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► being in seven seal but he said lots of [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► like really normal movies too [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► I mean the exorcist i always forget [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► about that very formal or or the the [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► actor that was in the day of the jackal [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► who was also enforced 10 from navarone [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► and that Robert Shaw no no I robertshaw [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► although he was enforcing it is anymore [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► as [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► more than jackal he's the enforcement [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► from Navarone he's the british guy with [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► the briefcase full of explosives and in [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► the jackal he's the jackal and so what [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► we've got here is what I refer to as the [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► Larry continuum you know and you've got [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► like you've got you gotta get your [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► Larry's it at anyway I have so many [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► things i want to ask you about I'm sorry [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► I have a lot of notes right here and so [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► the problem is if you're gonna open this [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast you're gonna need you [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► so we're in some sort of awareness about [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► what do you really want to have larry [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► the cable guy staying at your house for [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► that's the problem i'm gonna have to [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► stock the refrigerator with jimmy dean [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► sausage and I and hand it might get for [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► your diet my stereo is just gonna be all [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► whatever that like Garth Brooks is heavy [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► metal alternative persona that's right [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► yeah she didn't really like these are [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► guys these are guys that are listening [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► to a that are listening to like Creed on [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► their work kid rock on their way while [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► they're in the helicopter on their way [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► to make the make the world a better [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► place and I'm not sure I want him in my [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► house i'm not sure that I'm gonna have [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► anything in common with them see by this [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► is where this is where I think you can [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► work outside of the yelp model [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► I mean what if you would have for [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► example I mean again you don't have [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► enough insider knowledge i mean you know [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► like when we were kids and certainly for [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► years before we were kids you know [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► there's the FBI you knew they were like [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► secret agents [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► that's right you didn't know you go to [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► Wikipedia now you can read like seven [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► levels deep about the black black black [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► ops and all that kind of stuff and [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► obviously it's a little late for you to [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► just be getting started with that [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► yes but but you could have a covert bed [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► and breakfast and maybe that becomes a [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► word-of-mouth thing where you wouldn't [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► let anybody in you maybe would make the [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► think it's a normal bed and breakfast [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► which none of these neighbors want to [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► stay at em jumpin in your neighborhood [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► what you're going to johns neighborhoods [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► data at a bed-and-breakfast what if i [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► start a bed-and-breakfast and I don't [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► let anybody come stay here i think it's [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► a terrific start [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► well I'm gonna think about it you could [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► you could have to do some tests & test [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► flights you know [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► I don't know I'm just saying you travel [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► a lot it's the kind of thing where once [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► it gets running maybe somebody could be [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► like a TV show maybe some of the snipers [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► to come and work there but I feel I feel [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► like I would i want a very much want to [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► be part of this world where people are [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► how swapping they they trade their cool [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► house for somebody's apartment in Paris [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► like video games I could if I completely [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► missed this entire phenomenal I know [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► anyways out there but people talk about [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► it like it's a normal thing is [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► completely passed me over [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► yeah it's happening and I think it's [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► brilliant put prep precisely because [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► what you do is you trade the mundane [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► reality of your life with somebody [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► else's mundane reality and they think [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► they think where you live in San [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► Francisco is amazing and you think [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► whatever like outlying suburb of Paris [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► they live in is amazing it's like [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► swapping underwear it's all yeah I was [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► actually in not something where is [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► incredible it's just underwear [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► yeah it's awesome the problem with it is [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► that my house is situated just far [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► enough outside of the ring and buy the [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► ring i mean the ring of whites the rig [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► the ring of anglo-saxon scared people [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► that make a ring of whites it's sounds [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► like some kind of community group in [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► your mom's ok [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► the ring of whites in downtown Seattle [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► who are terrified of ever having any [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► conflict that is what other people think [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► is what's magical about Seattle and so [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► somebody from Paris is going to come [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► here and they're gonna be like what is [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► this car on the giant wheels and i'm [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► going to say oh that's a donk [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► there there could stay i'm heading home [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► not working they don't want to trade car [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► they don't want to trade houses with me [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► may now know donk is a real word [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► okay i think that means but doesn't know [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► the better donka donk the derivation of [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► donk this is based on this based on the [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► dirty south culture like around the sort [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► of Florida Atlanta axis and the with the [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► original cars that they used to put on [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► those giant rims who were in Paula's and [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► the little jumping impala logo on the [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► back of an Impala the little little [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► impala [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► like elk deer whatever the thing who [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► whatever the little like leaping girl is [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► Elish logo the Gazelle on the back of an [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► Impala the the the purveyors of these of [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► these giants hopped up a custom cars [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► felt like that animal looked like a [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► donkey and so they started calling the [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► cars donkeys and then shorten two dogs [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► and now it is Benson you know it's a [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► phenomenon its worldwide phenomenon of [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► the car up on the tall wheels dunk but [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► they're called dogs through a nice a lot [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► of people pitbull there are from inside [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► the the white ring my and I know the [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► dogs as much special operations inside [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► the way inside the White the ring of [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► whites that that that you know the dogs [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► are only passing through but down here [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► I don't know the dogs are it there that [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► they are the main form of motorized [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► transport transit and somebody from [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► Paris might think that that's [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► fascinating but it's also like it's a [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► little bit outside of like oh lets you [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► know what I think you are you in her [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► cell you understand the continent but [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► here's the thing the last thing i want [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► to do tonight is accuse you black and [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► white thinking John but i think i think [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► eat whether it's your diet or your pants [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► I think it helps to start small but not [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► too small now where they will believe [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► will be uncomfortable bind but I think [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► you have to start with small little [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► small steps and if you're going to have [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► a covert bed-and-breakfast let's start [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► by just having a man maybe a [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast and it does not even [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► have to be available to the public you [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► should you see if you like having that [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► kind of a setup [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► I mean I think they're real quick if [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► you're stating a bed-and-breakfast what [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► my experience of bed and breakfast is [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► that they have a lot of victoriano right [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► like oh yeah lamps with the look like [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► heavy brocade shady every cliché in a [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► movie that you've ever seen about that [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► breakfast is true inclusive I mean we [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► spaced one once and it was I mean of all [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► the things that make me uncomfortable [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► about hotels at least national hotel [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► chains understand the most important [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► well what they understand important [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► which is to make it seem like nobody's [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► ever been in your room before right [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► right but in these places that is not [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► the primary assumption instead they want [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► to look like let's look like thousands [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► of people have been in your room over [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► the last 200 years and everything is [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► creaky everything i wove in that paper [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► the walls with corduroy to cool actually [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► collect dander [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► oh god that from from guests you know so [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► much standard you can collect in [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► flocking just that a baseline level just [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► a background dancer collects in a flock [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► I think I have an aunt in my ear how it [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► would have gotten in there but it [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► I'm sorry to interrupt is that all my [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► here arm 18 a minute i can click the [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► hyperlinks again no no it's all right [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► i'm gonna i'm gonna survive it I you [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► know I have I have a little bit of that [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► sympathetic and in the ear problem we're [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► just I imagine it's it goes back to star [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► trek wrath of khan if I'm gonna get that [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► without you the way you are with [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► raccoons that's kind of how I am with [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► the answer i got a lot of respect for [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► him if I had taken out of new like a [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► gentleman but that's one solution [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► yeah we stayed in one time and the the [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► price was competitive with other places [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► and it was mailed to the location where [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► standing and when your family in a Rhode [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► Island and it was really easy it seemed [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► great we got there it'll be quick about [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► this be going first of all if you're [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► gonna get there get there after seven [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► let us now because we'll have to like [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► you know you flip the light on and off [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► seven times and come down and we'll have [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► some piece of four years ago fuck [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► first of all when you check in the main [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► lobby if you like meaning their living [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► room is not open so you have to go in [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► through the antique store entrance [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► ah because of course it has an antique [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► store [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► I like this place really focusing on [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► figurines [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► I don't like this so a lady and a [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► housecoat comes down at eight o'clock [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► I like this place she's not in a good [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► way she comes down and I'm even head [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► down to like the junk junk credit card [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► thing and got your check and going to [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► this room it's incredibly creepy sure [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► you know use massive yes everything [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► slanted I mean it'sit's everything's [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► like everything's like deliberately [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► human like everything's way to human you [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► know it's it's a control wabi sabi sabi [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► quality like [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► oh you know that stains vintage or [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► whatever but no okay so anyway it's [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► awful increases all it's not if it [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► smells like people have been there and [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► the the octagon and you know and you're [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► supposed to come down and eat breakfast [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► everybody that's not show big butt but [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► we have gotten your fanciest and if you [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► win you know I could practice and drop [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► it off okay sure fine with whatever [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► whatever [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► and so my lady and I are sleeping and we [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► hear this leg and and it's this woman [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► there's our room with a door that goes [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► after the hallway and there's another [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► door that we don't like really aware of [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► and there's this room between two rooms [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► where she goes in and puts this really [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► like not handmade in like a flake out [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► like a nice way but like it really looks [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► like a lady make a pretty major [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► breakfast and she puts it right outside [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► like where you're sleeping and you can [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► hear her like in here things like in the [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► anteroom it's kind of like at like and [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► then almost like an alcove and then here [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► she closes the other door you know so [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► it's like this little kind of like DMZ [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► between two runs on and it turns on a [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► red light and you know that you know [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► it's safe to go ahead and get your [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► hard-boiled egg put on your coat your [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► hose pants [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► yeah you go in there and saying that [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► John like like again to their credit [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► hotel you get a meal and it kinda looks [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► like nobody's ever touched it which is [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► you know whatever probably no shadow [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► machine shot out like no Punk chilly but [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► but in this case seriously like a [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► hard-boiled egg on a stand like really [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► really creepy and everything everything [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► smells like needlework it's just gross [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► I've never stayed in one of those in [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► America because why the hell would you [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► but I've stayed in a million of them in [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► Europe where we're staying in someone's [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► home and and you realize all of a sudden [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► that they have house rules that they [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► expect you know like I got yelled at by [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► an old woman one time for the way I was [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► taking a shower like she came into the [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► bathroom was like you can't take a [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► shower like this and i choose you get me [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► moving in [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► you can be in German and I was like I [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► don't know what you re doing wrong you [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► might have no idea i was taking a shower [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► and it's that that's the thing it so [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► it's like you're saying right in her [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► mind her imagination shower time is [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► between 7 45 and HDL and i was showering [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► at eight thirty six or something and she [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► like what are you doing we're all the [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► way into breakfast time now they luv [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► reels you can't be in the shower you are [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► there you are into breakfast deep into [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► breakfast breakfast is important the end [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► you know they serve a lot of bread there [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► they do dark bread cakes are bringing [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► that blood sausage my thinking also [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► though is so first of all fuck [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► bed-and-breakfast that's bullshit i [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► think i think it's a sniper who is out [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► there something it's a very high [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► pressure situation you don't let's be [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► honest you don't get to sleep real well [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► you might be in a blind or what would [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► you call it like you know you're up in [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► like a book your little sniper or a [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► whole week all that like I told that a [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► blind I mean that yeah what a hundred [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► would would make but yeah let's say so [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► it's a sniper blind shot okay keep in [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► your sniper blind maybe get a crick in [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► your neck you know but anyway all I'm [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► saying is translucent maybe they would [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► want to come then I don't think you're [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► going to want to come there and talk [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► about guns [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► I think guns and sniper nests and blinds [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► and trees are probably the last thing [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► they want to talk about them i want to [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► talk about raccoons this is the thing [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► that I this is what I'm afraid of I'm [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► afraid I'm afraid that special forces [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► people are not as sophisticated as I as [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► I hope and that in fact they do want to [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► talk about guns because it's all that [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► they want to talk they want to talk [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► about guns and freedom or are our who [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► knows or they want to talk about sports [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► now you're saying that might be all gosh [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► I don't get what you're saying but all [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► is said and I went down a real grilled [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► wormhole here it's a fucking bachelor [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► party and it's like five of these MOOCs [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► and they want to watch sports [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► yeah and have and have a hooker come [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► over or something really want to watch [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► sports maybe have a hooker come over and [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► everytime there every time a car [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► backfires outside they all hit the they [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► all are like under the tea tray which [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► they're still in Saigon and and you know [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► the guys are at it like like all of a [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► sudden all of a sudden you got a little [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► laser pointer sites going all over the [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► darkroom and and I feel like you know [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► what my hope was was that there would be [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► out there be a bunch of a man of [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► discernment sitting around talking about [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► the be African War are talking about a [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► the old days in Rhodesia who and uh and [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► we will be comparing like sort of like [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► the Jeep geopolitical notes and and and [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► killing techniques but I really are bein [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► way in a very bad way no one ever says [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► no one ever says [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► word kill or death there's always a you [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► for all good and and pinot and there's a [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► there's like there's an appreciation for [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► the Walther PPK it's a small gun you can [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► easy to conceal over there there's a [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► little tradecraft discussed but always [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► again in a in a way where and nothing [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► ever everything is encoded here's [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► another big difference if you want to [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► god forbid a rock-and-roll [TS]