The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► the Intolerable number 183 february2014 [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► there is unrest in the incomparable [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► panel the host of the show has declared [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► his intention to make them watch the [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► Star Wars prequels a separatist movement [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► under the leadership of the mysterious [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► count siracusa has insisted that it's [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► quite difficult to watch the prequels in [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► one sitting [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► understanding that watching the prequels [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► is a critical issue the host of the [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► incomparable has enlisted an army of [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► panelists to watch star wars episode to [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► attack of the clones those panelists are [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► Dan Morgan Monty Ashley John siracusa [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► serenity Caldwell and Steve lights [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► okay i want to i want to paint a little [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► word picture for you guys because I i [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► want to take you back to when I met my [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► wife and the thing that made her fall in [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► love with me as i said to her you know I [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► don't like this and hear everything soft [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► didn't smooth it unlike me what a line [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► what what that is like one of the [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► greatest lines ever you have to couple [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► it with a caress Jason that's the goal i [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► did i did at the time and amazing is it [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► totally works that is the just the [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► greatest line in the history of rome and [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► I don't want to see all all the women in [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► the audience there swinging by that [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► point nurses I know when he would say [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► the soft like you and like I expected [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► her to shrink from his touch and order [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► ice cream and away but no she's like [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► this is such a turn-on [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► ok let's ask let's ask our our our our [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► expert RR woman panelist serenity [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► what are your feelings about sand if you [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► don't you don't like saying I don't [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► think she likes it [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► oh yeah get seven noahide god I can't [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► even like I but here tonight to now [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► along those lines are being well it's [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► the boom like I can't even form coherent [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► sentences about this because not only is [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► it pair you know the dialogue is not [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► fantastic especially we have this [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► beautiful landscape right in this [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► beautiful villa wonderful Italian [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► landscape etruscan art [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► and then you have this horrible dialogue [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► then you have this horrible dialogue [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► while Anakin's hand is ever so subtly [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► first sneaking up your hand and then [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► suddenly fighting itself on your back [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► and like us [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► I mean you look at Natalie Portman's [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► face and it is stone-cold that's the [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► kind of face you put on when someone's [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► come up to you and they're super drunk [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► and they look like they're you know that [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► you can't really fight them but you're [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► not really it's it's a coiled snake [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► shields up expression yeah exactly [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► shields up when he goes in for the kiss [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► he's pauses and enjoy your face and her [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► Facebook doesn't move and then they hold [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► on that throw he liked the second really [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► creepy you Sherlock he's magnificent [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► that's the best theory the trick [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► this is not the bit where they actually [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► kiss is it and this happens a little bit [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► later nothing [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► well according to my I think this point [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► I'm I know like those are witnesses when [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► they kiss oh yeah he's doing make this [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► kiss but this is the no we can't do this [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► well this is this is what this [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► particular scene out [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► yeah is is monty python level hilarious [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► because who as they're kissing there's [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► this huge swell of dramatic music and [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► then she breaks away and says no and it [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► just cut short [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► it is totally like something out of life [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► of brian damn John Williams for making [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► such nice music to go you know [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► incredibly terrible movie yes because [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► the music is ground stand on it but it's [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► fine like it has a star wars feel but [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► kind of an old-timey classic feel and [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► look like that music is in this movie I [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► just kills me [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► uh-huh yeah thnkx jobs like he's in your [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► very soul tormenting you [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► oh ok like if you had to make a parody [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► of this like you're trying to like scary [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► movie like we're gonna make the lines [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► sound really dumb and dorky because like [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► say this movie came out and the love [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► scene lines were kind of embarrassing [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► and stilted you can make a parody of it [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► I don't think you comparative these [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► lines there's no way you can make them [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► more stilted less believable less creepy [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► and it's a move the acting can you get a [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► parody actor to make a creepy leering [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► half-smile that's any worse than the one [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► hand can make this entire movie I don't [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► think you can we really haven't talked [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► much about Hayden Christensen is general [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► acting capability but i think it might [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► be [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► might be wise to discuss that little bit [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► it's hard to tell when this is your [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► major barometer he's good at acting [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► creepy as it as an actor I think Hayden [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► Christensen acquits Jake Lloyd quite [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► well at least take Lloyd had a [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► personality [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► yeah no no a Hayden has exactly two [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► facial expressions [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► he's got a sexual predator and he's got [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► severely constipated any alternate [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► between them just completely at random [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► it's like he's throwing a dying inside [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► his head and all its its spark time I'll [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► by all accounts he's good and shattered [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► glass but he's playing a creep in that [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► ok so maybe you may have been typecast [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► yeah and he seems to have only ever read [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► about how actual humans talk all that [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► could be the directors fault [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► yeah i mean if you only saw these other [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► actors in this movie I don't think you [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► would give them much credence e I mean [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► like Ewan McGregor natalie portman [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► samuel l jackson samuel l jackson Samuel [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► actually blocking terribleness me as a [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► slave he loved Star Wars was really [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► excited to be in the movie talked [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► himself into a bigger part and yet even [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► he my favorite scene is him coming into [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► the 22 Yoda when like yoda sensing [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► Anakin pain becomes any system or couch [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► thing any like a sneeze like so what's [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► up in the showdown are we sitting on [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► pillows now it's important for me to be [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► in the scene for some reason because i [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► have a purple lightsaber so here I am [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► let's talk exposition which like to join [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► The Avengers that's alright i think we [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► did we skip over the douche commercial [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► because my wife really want to just [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► please be more specific [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► they want the one where there in front [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► of the waterfalls and the giant the [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► giant million tix there is such a [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► beautiful scene they decide to put [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► horse-sized tell us sooner seen here's [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► the oh I have the way we listen to [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► Annika's political theory which has to [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► which essentially is where he's [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► endorsing the campaign about Vladimir [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► Putin I think if we need a strong leader [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► here really deep political thought from [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► Anakin Skywalker which the point the [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► woman who grew up doing all of the model [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► um stuff on Naboo and became the Queen [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► and all might want to call him on his BS [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► there but apparently she's just so in [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► love with him and adorable this stupid [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► thing she's like okay whatever and then [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► what does he do for his encore he rides [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► a pig cow and falls off of it [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► in my notes that's referenced as the [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► capering oh god the capering and have we [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► not learned that having people jump on [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► top of cg things he wants to see person [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► like I'm thinking like a loss jumping on [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► the the cave troll and fellowship where [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► was computerized loss is just something [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► super super super duper fake about [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► having a human computer otherwise jump [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► onto a creature like it never looks like [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► they're connected to the thing they're [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► jumping onto their kind of like it's [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► like a video game where they don't have [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► good collision detection you're kind of [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► on top of the creature could say the [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► same thing about Anakin and padmé [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► oh it's like I don't understand why that [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► was in that seem like they need to show [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► them rolling around on the grass and [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► falling in love and they're going again [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► you know exactly what the scene is [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► supposed to be besides a summers eve [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► commercial and it fails it fails to make [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► you think they're falling in love fails [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► to convince you that is any reason that [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► that a any human should ever love either [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► one of these people and be that they [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► would love each other [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► I was going to point out that if if [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► she's trying to dissuade Anakin for [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► mooning after her lounging about in the [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► firelight and her leather corset seems [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► like kind of a bad idea [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► yeah I know so I've got my bondage [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► outfit on let's talk about how we can't [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► be together let's talk about politics [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► makes signals so tell me more about your [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► political theories I want to hear more [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► about that down not cool not cool [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► that's right and goes I'm in agony I'm [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► like it's just blue balls dude [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► oh it's not like it's like series of [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► events if that's his line because he's [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► only 18 and you can have gone through it [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► look it is up until this point it's been [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► all gundarr pits and obi-wan so blue [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► balls might be a kind of new experience [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► for it but like seriously like if you're [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► going to read his characters anywhere [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► realistic these creepy he's leering and [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► he's super duper horny because he's been [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► living a life of the jedi and I hit the [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► people who play off of him don't make [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► any sense they don't react to him the [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► way anyone would react to this character [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► but he is the consistent character is [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► just a terrible character that's just [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► the other people in the movie are seeing [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► a different character maybe two [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► timelines that are mixed like the city [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► in the city it's it's a lot worse its [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► space blue Paul's those are both of our [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► base blue balls no one can hear you [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► should use the power of the force to do [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► something about that could be all yeah [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► it is that I think this is the best line [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► entire movie in this scene he says [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► believe me I wish that I could just wish [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► away my feelings [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► can you read my notes this right place i [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► wish that i could just wish away my [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► feelings but I can't I can't wear that [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► can wish away my feelings for wish away [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► the my 10 he's got wish it wishes in a [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► sense twice i wish that i could wish [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► away like who's letting that through [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► sorry master Anakin you've used to [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► wishes [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► oh I just need to use the Jedi pants [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► trick [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► what alright let's move on to god this [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► is I i fell into the pit of despair here [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► because it's really because we will get [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► some inner coming back and forth at this [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► point we've got just a tot conversations [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► between again the guy who can't play [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► along [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► obi-wan Kenobi and boba fett there's a [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► something right out of a James Bond [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► movie which is like hello I am here to [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► meet you [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► I don't know what you're talking about i [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► have you been to corazon maybe has it [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► been recently I don't know [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► hey I'm just a simple man trying to make [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► my way in the universe that's a great [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► line son close that door that has my [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► evil poison dart armor in it wink [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► your clones are very impressive you must [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► be proud incidentally that is a far [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► better pickup line then I don't like Sam [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► well I don't know the same line kind of [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► worked this is all I'm saying and it [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► gets everywhere I really do feel like [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► there's a so when everyone makes his [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► phone call from camino his hologram [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► phone call in the rain [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► I love that he's standing in the rain it [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► why is he standing in the rain making [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► all getting this ship and make the call [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► it just be wet for no reason it's just [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► miserable go back in the hallway and [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► call we only have an external hologram [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► speakerphone on this ship it does not [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► come with an internal speaker phone that [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► is on the new model he could not afford [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► the new model the communication [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► technology is very bad in this world [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► especially considering dead i can sense [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► murder half a galaxy away but not [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► centipedes an extra or pain they have a [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► hard time can relate this call through [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► through through Anakin in camino and [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► it's cold and he's standing up so i [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► think to get a better signal he's [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► outside to get some extra bar on his [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► hologram phone outside the he uses the [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► the vegetable strainer to get a better [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► signal pops out of his ship [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► it's like a bamboo steamer or something [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► I there is a nice moment where Yoda [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► brings up um mace windu short because [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► doesn't doesn't he say something like we [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► need to tell the Senate that we don't [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► know what the hell the Jedi are doing [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► our abilities are to diminish now we [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► need to let them know this no we should [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► keep that to ourselves why would you [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► reveal your weakness there no we can't [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► do that also is this the first that [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► we've heard it where like at the [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► midpoint through this trilogy now and [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► it's like whoa what what's going on with [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► the Jedi always seemed fine to me [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► we've lost our ability to use the forest [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► or something we've become dumb [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► yeah for some reason the script is [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► making us dumber sure we let the council [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► note there are no your apprentice is the [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► one who is prophecy to return competence [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► to the force [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► so a mechanism is it supposed to stay [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► he's been given strict orders to stay on [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► Naboo and protect Emma dollar but he has [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► a dream that he needs to go to Tatooine [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► and find his model but that's a great [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► scene that dream scene where they show [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► him and the cover is going to no no this [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► is the dream scene i'm a shake back and [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► forth kind of but and innocent and the [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► scene ends he doesn't wake up it doesn't [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► have a revelation we don't see his dream [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► that's the entire scene [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► yeah it was cheap though had a [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► premonition that his mother who has been [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► a slave for his entire life [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► you're right be having a bad time this [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► Jedi Academy is apparently so strictly [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► that can I go home to visit my mother [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► was just like no never called her on the [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► hologram phone now can't talk to her [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► can't see her you have to leave her as a [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► slave [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► right right you can't you can't like hey [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► I'm a Jedi now maybe I could go back and [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► like maker not a slave sorry we don't [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► get reception on Tatooine so we can't go [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► back from one of those border disputes [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► and just stopped by Tatooine and see how [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► your mind-slave is doing is the prime [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► directive of the prequels no interfering [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► with the culture of your own actual [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► credit where your mother lives [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► can we just stop by it's on the way to [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► Khorasan no no sorry no can go there so [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► he plays hooky he's playspace hooky and [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► goes there [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► meanwhile we got a fight on Kamino [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► between Boba Fett and sorry with django [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► fit this is the boba fett fight we never [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► got to really see the really great like [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► where he also said the right gate from [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► think this is a great scene because no i [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► don't think i don't i'm thinkin that's [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► the point of the scene right that point [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► of the scene is finally a [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► knock-down-drag-out between Boba Fett or [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► ok Jango Fett and a Jedi finally we [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► didn't get this in the original trilogy [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► but here we're going to lay it all out [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► for you in this scene there's a moment [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► when Django is attached to obi-wan by a [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► string of some sort [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► yes in general he flies off the ledge [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► and only one practically look straight [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► into the camera and says oh not good [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► before he gets yanked it it's cartoon [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► writing that's my favorite line in the [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► whole movie what are you talking about a [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► not good at talking about i hate it i'm [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► impressed with the fact that that that [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► obi-wan falls off that ledge well tied [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► up at the wrist somehow managing to just [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► drink either of those risks or break [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► them on the tensile metal cable he stops [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► us out with a string whatever it would [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► have cut through his hands like dental [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► floss is like a nanowire practically [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► that he saved himself with know that [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► neither me neither one of these [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► supposedly amazingly competent warriors [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► comes off looking powerful or smart and [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► despite seems it's the rain [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► very sloppy lots of lots of unforced [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► errors and very bad strategy and I [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► kungfu kicks boba fett has a good idea [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► to shoot him with the ship that's a [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► reasonable good idea for the kiddies [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► only one who looks like he has a little [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► bit of initiative but there are [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► strategies for fighting each other [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► terrible especially since Jedi powers [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► wax and wane throughout this entire [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► prequel series of like you know well you [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► could just use your force to you know [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► check them off into the ocean fishing [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► around water [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► yeah but now I think what we'll we'll [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► have just the cuffs instead well you [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► have to you have to disable his [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► lightsaber to write in the first two [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► seconds of the fight or else it ends up [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► very you know uninteresting very quickly [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► that's really easy to do because those [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► guys do not hold onto their lightsabers [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► at all and of course they always forget [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► that they can use the Force to pick them [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► back up [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► yeah he doesn't later on but not here [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► it's you know it's raining his force [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► powers don't work as well in the rain [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► and high moisture in the air density [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► sure that explains why somebody from a [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► desert planet has high midi-chlorians [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► as all i have to say it as the django OB [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► fight continues once they get into space [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► I think got a little bit more [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► interesting because i remember liking [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► and the first time i saw that i liked it [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► again when Django's ship is chasing him [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► it fires constantly at the like and [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► that's exactly what you would expect [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► like when you're playing a star wars [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► video game you don't just fire like [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► blast blast blast blast you just hit the [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► fire button like crazy so it makes sense [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► that the bounty hunter ship would make [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► modified to just shoot lasers like crazy [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► and as he's chasing obi-wan [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► he's not just firing once and noble [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► dodge and fire was just constant firing [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► and I thought that was an appropriate [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► appropriate armament for the for the [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► ship it made it looks like obi-wan's in [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► some amount of danger and it made jangle [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► that looks like a actual competent [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► bounty hunter and made it made obi-wan [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► look skills for his camping i kinda like [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► the seismic bombs in the Astro yeah like [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► I don't like the sound effect like an [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► advert that is that is fine it's doing [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► some really cool work there but I mean [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► it also kinda feels like a rehash of [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► empire right like with the finest right [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► through it is but like when I came to [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► these scenes in the movie that look like [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► they were all this is a chase scene i'm [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► like oh thank god she's seen that makes [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► some kind of narrative sense right guys [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► chased that guy and he's gonna try to [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► kill him and he's gonna leave when he [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► thinks he's dead and the guys clever for [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► making him think he's dead and it makes [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► sense the asteroid scene is another of [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► those things that makes me think this [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► movie is just composed of things from [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► previous movies but Lucas has no idea [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► what people liked and didn't like right [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► so they'll say here's an exciting scene [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► with a bar a bunch of aliens us like [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► oh here's biru you guys like Peru right [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► we change the color of the Milky bill [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► round now not blue it's blue later we [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► get a blue make later [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► yeah I always liked fixing things the [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► whole point of having Jango Fett be the [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► father of the clones is because Lucas [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► couldn't figure out another way to put [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► boba fett in the movie so he just put [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► his dad in its still both at the same [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► time I mean boba fett still in the movie [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► he's just like seven [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► yeah you do you love when we have kids [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► version of electrical connectors that [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► it's cookie baby Papas you said you [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► liked boba fett this character is called [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► boba fett you like this character [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► come on guys by the way the word seismic [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► pertaining to or caused by an earth [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► lake or vibration of the earth yeah it's [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► an asteroid if you're gonna be like that [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► we shouldn't hear the sound at all but [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► they explode in the air not the air [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► space maybe it's a brand name like [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► cleaning in the lack of air they explode [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► in the lack of air still not hurt yeah [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► they still said they sound kinda cool [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► it's like I get somebody with a really [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► big guitar I mean it [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► yeah in our string it's a cool scene if [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► you slow down for a second you'll notice [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► things like will be one saying seismic [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► bombs hang on he's talking to something [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► that's literally bolted to the ship [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► yeah that's it speaking of things [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► speaking of things that are like from [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► other movies that he thought would be a [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► good idea this is a theme and all of [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► episode 2 and was my strongest [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► impression upon first thing the movie in [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► the theater is that Lucas splits the [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► party and he does that an empire as well [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► like you have some main characters you [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► try to establish their relationships to [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► each other in the beginning of the movie [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► and fails in this movie and then you [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► split them apart but boy what a [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► difference when you split off like Luke [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► had to go to yoga he had an actual [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► mission is doing stuff and and han and [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► Leia are having their relationship while [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► they run from the Empire and everything [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► here you send obi-wan off with our for [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► no offense to r4 but there is no shared [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► history between obi-wan and r4r far is [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► boring r4 is no one that you would ever [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► want to see or talk to an obi-wan is [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► forced to spend the majority of the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► middle of this movie saying a name [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► things to our for who we don't care [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► about who has no relationship with and I [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► feel so bad for him you integrator [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► spending the middle part of this movie [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► talking to inanimate lump of metal that [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► personality they even reuse the sound [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► effects for the droid for the are for [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► those are side effects that were used in [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► the original like they were in stuff [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► that was cut out of the original movies [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► well again we got these on tape [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► somewhere just import those will just [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► use those it's cool when we don't have [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► to add another actor that's what I feel [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► like is that is the low point in this [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► movie and that's really saying something [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► is when he's on Geonosis and he's [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► sitting there in cg like Grand Canyon [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► thing talking to our fours redhead [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► yeah I'm so I feel so bad i was going to [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► say that are four is more animal than [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► any of the other characters in the moon [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► more are for time to take a break to [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► talk about a sponsor and I'm gonna make [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► some recommendations to George Lucas my [TS]

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00:20:36 ◼   ► and I want to talk about screenwriting [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► just for a little bit I what what why [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► would I talk about that during an [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► episode about the Star Wars prequels I [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► don't know maybe George Lucas could use [TS]

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00:20:50 ◼   ► just looking here at what they've got [TS]

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00:21:00 ◼   ► screenwriting fundamentals just one [TS]

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00:22:07 ◼   ► we should talk speaking of rehashing [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► things for previous movies we go to back [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► to Tatooine and we get to see Mos Eisley [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► spaceport we get to see wat Oh again hey [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► hey everybody it's an EIU back we [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► everybody wanted to see only hey it's my [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► own slave [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► it's a you might wanna know right Lou [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► and it's better she still looks like a [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► harem girl even though she's trying to [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► look at spicuous that's kind of stupid i [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► used to own you remember and yeah number [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► the way we use the whip you [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► that's awesome too I sold your mother [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► that's not a problem visit ok go kill [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► someone else I'll give you her number [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► you could haha oh this is a sitcom [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► opportunity how I sold your mother [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► oh my god [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► uh so and we find out we we go and we we [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► meet her husband and his what his son [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► and his girlfriend I guess you [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► hey again like you said you like Peru [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► and Owen right right to get a line also [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► in the in the underused a great [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► australian actors both joel edgerton who [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► plays Owen and Rose Byrne who plays [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► padme's hand been right what's going on [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► to way better three beds [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► this is where also we learn i think for [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► the first time that Anakin's mother's [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► name is shmee meet me and I wrote down [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► one note in this entire sequence and [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► it's just this gets me things we do to [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► get through [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► I think it's really weird that Anakin [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► wants to go kill the sand people but has [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► nothing against the guy who bought and [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► then married his mother that's creepy [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► yes what kind of it's like it's like a [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► tattoo in mail order whitewater says he [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► freed her but after buying her people [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► even bought her career unless you buyer [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► come on [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► yeah i got to assume that it was oh I [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► fall in love with you you're such a [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► wonderful woman [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► I'm ready to free you from this horrible [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► lifestyle it just had to be done all [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► were married getting the kitchen he [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► can't write that I'm bond you to put the [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► blue in the milk and to fix the moisture [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► vaporators but it turns out i love you [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► can't you see it i love you so here [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► so what's the the sandpeople are another [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► uncomfortable thing here because in [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► episode 1 and a little bit and I guess [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► in New Hope like they're kind of like [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► comic gold people of the sand I look at [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► them taking potshots at the at the pod [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► racers and there they try to scare [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► people with their noises but then [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► obi-wan comes out and scares and but [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► here I their guests they're kidnapping [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► humans from from the civilized part of [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► tatooine to keep them as what sex slaves [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► I don't know what they were like why [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► would they want her why would they keep [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► her alive donator and change she was [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► chained up there for like a like a month [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► or something and like you know what were [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► they doing with her during that time it [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► doesn't [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► yeah I had that same thought night [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► stifled it quickly it reads like a bad [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► western right like in like a simplistic [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► view of like oh you know are nice wife [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► fucks kidnapped right like it's it's [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► weird and uncomfortable this [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► uncomfortable parallel there that seems [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► very simplistic and bizarre like little [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► bit let's just reduce these people to [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► savages basically but to what end like [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► they don't want to go all the way and [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► say they've taken her as a sex slave but [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► they decided like animals down like [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► animals [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► it's so it because this movie like dips [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► towards the darkness but it's shied away [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► a lot of times and I think the other [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► part of it is it's sort of what we saw [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► with the clones and the droids which is [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► yeah you want this to be a dark thing [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► with Anakin killing these people but you [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► also don't want them to people like the [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► audience to feel too bad because you [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► still need to view this guy as the main [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► character [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► yeah those were like you know people [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► with like faces that you could see you [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► would have a really hard time coming [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► back for that but they need to somehow [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► soften that and their answers [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► let's just make them aliens also she [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► dies as soon she dies as soon as he [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► finds her credit cause of death the [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► screen or not not quite as soon she has [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► a chance to say I i love [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► ah who she loved we never find out who [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► she loves it's just a mystery a mystery [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► of this movie she loves lies [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► let's be fair heats up pizza I love [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► being on [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► should we don't you even saying this is [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► the irony of it she was gonna say i love [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► sand that I said I've never understood [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► your disliking of said i love is like [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► the most emotion free mother-son death [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► scene ever recorded in moving moving [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► pictures like because we don't we don't [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► we haven't seen her the whole movie we [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► don't and I guess you kind of by his [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► love for his mother but if you love me [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► so much why don't you visit before an [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► explanation for that she's like I'm just [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► I'm just glad you're here I don't care [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► that you've never visited me and I'm [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► glad it makes no sense we haven't seen [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► the whole movie and she was just a [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► nonentity in the first movie too [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► I didn't understand his whole line about [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► how they were animals and i slaughtered [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► them like animals [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► I mean okay it's that's how it lines up [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► if they're animals and slaughtered them [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► like animals [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► what you're talking about what you'd [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► like to slaughter my animals more like [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► vegetables just what I do it's portable [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► food processor press the button [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► Paul study it is that moment that gets [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► you questioning Padme zone rationales [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► right because she goes and she sleeps [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► with him after this book right she's [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► such a turn-on like he's not even a [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► plausible bad boy who you killed women [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► and children i'm getting all hot what [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► are you talking about like something the [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► turn I mean it's like okay I guess if [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► you do some bad things and you put [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► indifferently she says like oh they [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► killed your mother right now it's like [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► what like a baby you know people killed [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► my mother and then like I went and [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► killed not only the people responsible [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► but like the women and the children and [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► their double ability around the you know [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► I like to think somebody might you know [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► disturb interpret that as a warning [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► sorry she's very understanding she's [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► like Matt seems reasonable in pad Mays [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► defense she does take this opportunity [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► to other the most self-aware line in the [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► entire film which is sometimes there are [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► things no one can fix so so true but [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► things make more sense when when he can [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► fix them [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► speaking of lines with those subtext [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► that that scene i'm good at fixing [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► things up but she's read the script [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► apparently well he said he also says [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► that scene I wasn't sure I wasn't strong [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► enough to save you mom not demonstrated [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► what do you mean you aren't strong [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► enough [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► what you just strength to visit her [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► strength like there was no scene in [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► which your strength was tested and [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► wholesale that's what he's going to [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► become the most powerful Jedi in the [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► world and someday he will even be able [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► to stop people from dying right but like [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► tells it up for [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► you what more do you want I think you [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► caused her death by showing up because [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► once you shut up scriptures and now she [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► asked by such an anti-climax what a [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► weird choice to have her be here and [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► have her be already be taken and then [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► she dies when he finds her but they have [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► a moment it just seems like such a [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► strange everything's always because he [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► didn't want to die until she saw her [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► first yeah yeah yeah and she died of a [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► broken heart and then what he has this [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► the great writing of 22 really expresses [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► catharsis and emotion at her grave he [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► says I miss you so much [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► that's right good job George good job [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► almost as much as I did for the last 10 [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► years and then he steals his alldroid [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► this is all very exciting but I want to [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► cut across the universe deep inside the [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► mysterious planet Geonosis where we've [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► just barely escaped with our lives [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► us being apparently obi-wan Kenobi and [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► that boring droid and deep down inside [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► the plane has landed in a in a strange [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► location and and entered sneakily using [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► his Jedi powers and whatever he listens [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► and what does he hear hears that guy [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► from the Trade Federation talking about [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► treaties the Trade Federation guys her a [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► damning strong crazy and he's looking up [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► with plus plus Saruman the white from [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► Lord of the Rings which is very excited [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► love that well but how does he get in [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► does he sneaked in he kind of walked [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► quietly I guess he basically just walks [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► in like he uses the same cutting that [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► your sister uses to eavesdrop on you [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► that's basically it's actually the same [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► cutting that uh that when when he does [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► his call and Annika and forget Anakin [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► and padmé to come and get him to [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► because he needs a ride and um and by [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► the way immigrants like no no I can't go [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► they told me not to go and add me is [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► like wait what now i have to talk you [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► into following orders were here because [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► you disobeyed orders why would we might [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► go there it doesn't really make me [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► samuel l jackson told him to and you [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► gotta listen when Samuel Jackson tells [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► but when those guys get to Geonosis they [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► just find like a steam vent hole and [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► just drop right into it and get out and [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► the steam is apparently not burning or [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► antisocial landing pad apparently it's [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► conveniently located beneath the steam [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► and then you literally stroll out of the [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► steam vent hole and there's a door and [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► you walk in you're in the complex so [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► this is not a really high security area [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► is what I'm saying but I just I love the [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► fact that when when we finally finally [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► it is [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► all revealed its nute Gunray talking [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► about treaties y and then as you're [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► about to point out he steps outside and [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► within clear earshot of all the people [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► making their duties he makes a fun kids [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► yelling into his transmitter because [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► apparently dogs on the train I found him [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► you gotta get here [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► hey here's an idea OB how to cope with [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► the fact that you're outside of [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► transmitted range i don't know maybe get [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► the hell off the planet yeah thanks a [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► lot [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► your ship goes faster than light maybe [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► that would help only when it's attached [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► to that ring well it doesn't at the [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► moment because it's it doesn't have the [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► overhang at the moment so i cut back the [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► Khorasan briefly here for a for a [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► discussion of the Chancellor getting [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► emergency powers and everything and that [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► they hope the hilarious thing about this [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► that I didn't realize the first couple [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► times I saw this movie is it's it's [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► plain as if the difficult part of [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► getting the Chancellor emergency powers [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► is merely getting some center to propose [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► the amendment yeah no no recognition of [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► actual politics might work and how you [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► might use your influence to form [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► coalition's and decide this person wants [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► this and that person wants that and use [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► the corruption of them are black male or [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► ever had maze Padma's role in the [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► opposition of padmé were to crack and [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► swing her vote to this side then it [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► would finally happen right and then paso [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► Palpatine gets up there and he says like [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► that again didn't notice until this time [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► that when he's giving his little speech [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► the boat hasn't taken place yet the jar [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► has been convinced or whatever through [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► like you know saying that he's chicken [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► to propose the amendment and then [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► helping gets up there he says he says [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► what his first act would be before [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► everyone votes on he says if you elect [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► me Chancellor future tense my first act [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► will be to form a Grand Army of the [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► Republic everybody's on shared you [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► actually like that you already agree [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► with what he's going to do with his [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► emergency powers [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► why don't you just vote to make an army [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► of the republic he doesn't need [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► emergency powers of everyone already [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► agrees with what he's going over to the [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► point [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► aren't we already told the dirt cities [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► is controlling a big part of the Senate [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► to like he probably could have just [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► found guys I get you [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► yeah nominee for emergency powers oppose [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► the amendment [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► it's got a majority support like but it [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► doesn't make sense from the Senate's [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► perspective no no John you don't you [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► don't understand just how big a deal it [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► is that jar jar binks has a has has [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► moved [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► to vote on this amendment is here [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► starbucks has been one merely proposes [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► it yes it says and this is the irony of [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► the prequels Jar Jar Binks ruins [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► everything because he's a dummy he is [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► the reason why the Empire comes to be [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► charged our banks or you could say I'm a [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► doll is bad [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► I delegation to charge our I don't know [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► if George Lucas has ever seen ever knows [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► what real politics [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► maybe someone should make him watch [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► house of cards that say likes this is [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► happy span or anything like take a [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► social studies course I'm just begging [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► so yeah well it's nonsense one would be [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► good so Palpatine takes over and my note [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► there is this would be more exciting if [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► it weren't so bureaucratic it's [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► literally like I am now the supreme [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► leader of this Republic what forms do i [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► need to fill out now scandalize from the [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► various system on a forms taxation is [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► that he's appointing the sanitation [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► Commissioner for people who donated a [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► lot just campaign for dog catcher will [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► be replaced when i say i'm going to form [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► a Grand Army I mean look it's can beat [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► these guys already have an army that we [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► ordered ten years ago and totally forgot [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► about this is anybody surprised by that [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► when they suddenly appear after like a [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► week [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► wow you guys know these guys are good [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► cloners great corners that's a big guy [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► and it's been going on for 10 years but [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► apparently they're almost ready yep [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► no they were they were they were more [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► than ready they were wondering if you [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► were ever going to come also this is the [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► point at which i wonder if he's [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► teetering on the brink of controlling [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► the Senate already what's the point of [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► the big war between the robots in the [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► clones that he's telling orchestrated [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► this that's to justify the creation of [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► the clone army itself so that he can use [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► them as stormtroopers [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► ah yeah yeah i mean the the what's [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► supposed to be happening here is there's [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► a great debate about whether they should [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► form an army or not because the Jedi [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► have been good enough and the Jedi are [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► saying no no we can't do this especially [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► an extra pressure is put on the Jedi by [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► the forming of this separatist group and [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► the general like we can't look we can [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► handle this these guys are going to [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► break away if there's a conflict we're [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► not going to be able to to fight the war [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► with these guys and they've got all [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► their droids and so it's supposed to [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► come up with this false the deal false [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► threats just it's a phantom menace again [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► this it's phantom ER this time [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► and uh and and so the robot the droid [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► army is the false threat and so he's [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► going to have this clone army at the [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► ready so that when everybody's convinced [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► then he can bring his clone army and [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► when they sweep away these losers who [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► are not very good with their clone army [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► because nute Gunray not a guy who you [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► really have high confidence in then he [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► look I've got my big army now and then [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► he can proceed to use them to take over [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► the whole Republic wait here's an idea [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► skip the droids still build the Clone [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► Army and then just take the race the [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► cologne planet from the Jedi archive let [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► the Senate vote you a Chancellor power [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► supreme powers and then just you know [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► proceed from there you don't even know [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► supreme powers just tell your army to [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► come in and take over to dissolve the it [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► was not a good sign a new hope anyway [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► it's like it's like his army is also [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► what was the whole point of having the [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► dead Jedi who ordered the army in the [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► first cipher do it was just a name that [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► presumably city is or Pandora's [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► Palpatine or or someone used the ice in [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► the ice and Christopher Lee place the [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► order but used us an assumed name [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► I just saying like it's not like they [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► clearly didn't backcheck it's like why [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► did it matter [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► no there's no credit check and give him [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► any name he's good for it i'm sure the [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► fact that the guys name is safer didn't [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► set off any alarm bells are yeah that's [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► good for it he's good for it [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► jedi jedi play battle are made of Jedi [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► yeah you know master made of Jedi is [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► Lannister's pay their debts Jedi's pay [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► their bills out he was he was a real [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► dead I it is used it the name of a dead [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► Jedi right that's yeah well yeah I just [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► didn't think there's a reason to do that [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► Jedi Master what's your name [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► um a strong guy that's my name strong [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► guy [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► it's not the first time are listed here [TS]

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00:36:50 ◼   ► to blow the spoiler horn [TS]

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00:39:11 ◼   ► spoiler horn take us out [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► ok Geonosis let's get through this pad [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► manacle and conveniently spaceship sighs [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► steam vents and they aren't burned and [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► they have direct access into the factory [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► where they make droids and that leads us [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► to a series of set pieces that cap this [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► movie off starting with the fingers [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► anytime baby [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► well I what about what about obi-wan and [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► it happen the blue light have strong [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► objections to that to the scene where [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► obi-wan is trapped in the blue light [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► yeah because that's another echo of a [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► previous scene we're skipping the scene [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► where he leaves a voicemail message and [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► get shot halfway [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► you're right no truly right i get i love [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► obi-wan's phone calls because first [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► there's the one of the reigning this is [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► the worries like i gotta go and these [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► the only Jedi they have their just [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► sending him like left and right like all [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► of the place where the rest of them are [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► kicked back at the Jedi Temple be like [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► about that obi-wan he's betrayed you [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► should check my carmen sandiego [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► basically i want to complain about [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► obi-wan being in the prison suspension [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► beam and this is mostly on behalf of my [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► girlfriend who feels that Christopher [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► Lee when he has you and mcgregor trapped [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► and suspended in a prison should have [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► cooler stuff around to keep him trapped [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► suspended like maybe manacles or [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► something right I like that he rotates [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► but like randomly so Christopher Lee has [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► the potential to ground really weird [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► camera angles of like it's the back of [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► your McGregor's head like why is there [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► not just ate like why can't they just [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► keep the station here and they have a [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► dialogue they're trying to be the Empire [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► call back with Duke but it'sit's [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► delivered in such a toothless kind of [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► pale shadow of the scenes that [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► references where it's like you must join [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► this is actual dialogue you must join me [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► i will never join you Dooku [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► okay well that's straightforward then [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► and then leaves the road to know i will [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► never join you sorrow Matt do indicate [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► compared to like you know Luke screaming [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► with hand cut off just finding out that [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► this guy was his father just like you [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► should join me [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► no thanks alright seen seen over i've [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► also been instructed to ask why couldn't [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► obi-wan may be shirtless in this scene [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► well yeah but at least Christopher Lee [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► you know has some gravitas in a delivery [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► even if it's terrible dialogue and even [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► if it's not his most inspired [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► performance like oh good there's an [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► adult on the scene [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► yeah that guy that they had to say his [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► name i think i think Christopher leave [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► it comes off [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► ok mr. Lee could do better than this [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► scene in his sleep though he's tortured [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► yeah whatever he did ya do this i also [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► thought it was strange justjust let's [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► have him offer [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► oh I'm an eminent enemy of us if they're [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► bad join me and we're going to work with [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► nute Gunray here it's like it's like it [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► this is a double bluff is this a triple [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► bonds if he's bluffing himself I'm [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► similarly actually fell asleep halfway [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► through the scene and started doing [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► lines from fellowship of the ring and [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► just no one noticed i'm i'm anticipating [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► he would be cast in fellowship of the [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► ring the so that's really confusing when [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► Anakin decides to go with pat me like [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► they convince them to break the rules or [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► whatever Anakin says to her don't worry [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► I've given up trying to argue with you [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► or did you when did that happen because [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► I didn't see any of the sparring that [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► you are now trying to reference retro [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► actively that must have been a different [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► movie where you had this relationship [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► where you've given up trying to argue [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► because it seems like there was none of [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► that in the movie and you never said [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► anything in between all the other scenes [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► know there's this brief once they've [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► decided to stop playing the will they [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► won't they creepy game and they're like [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► oh yeah we're gonna shoot together we're [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► sort of together we maybe have slept [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► together and we're sort of bantering I'm [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► like okay this section right here on the [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► ship this movie I might want to see the [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► rest of the movie not so much all you [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► had that had to be interrupted because [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► they did have to have a Merry level as [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► yeah when Anakin Anakin Amidala land on [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► the planet [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► Anakin says not again obi-wan is gonna [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► kill me he loses that lightsaber and I [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► actually written that down as being [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► probably the only decent line reading [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► that Anna can get yeah actually that is [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► only the app that may be his only 1i [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► don't mind the line reading but it's [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► just so elbow key to me get it [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► obi-wan is gonna kill him oh that's the [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► elbow keyline i mean that's that's what [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► we want earlier saying you'll be the [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► death of me like that one is way worse i [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► do not like this plan [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► yes I I have a bad feeling about this [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► I'm sorry master i forgot you didn't [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► like flying [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► this is the worst i have a bad feeling [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► about this by the way I do like the we [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► came to rescue you and I did like your [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► McGregor's good job [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► yeah that's yes love that bit that may [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► be the only funny line [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► it in the mat and the merrier level you [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► have a3p oh who gives a series of lines [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► unbroken by any lines from any other [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► character and I i have a bunch of them [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► written down here but I'm just listening [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► to my all i could think of my head was [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► keep trying scriptwriters one of these [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► is going to land said he says in [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► sequence and all them down [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► I'm scrap it's a nightmare I want to go [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► home what did I do to deserve this [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► maybe pick one pick one of those you [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► think is your best the best line is 3p [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► ok I all of them are pretty crappy [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► they're not delivered very horrible [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► outtakes i'm so confused [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► Anthony Daniels has to eat okay he [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► doesn't play anybody else never the [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► dialogue i liked around here was when [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► they're change the pillars and maybe [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► he'll die maybe they'll die hey Anakin [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► says to obi-wan [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► what about Padme who's in the background [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► climbing up propeller Wanda says she [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► seems fine now she's not talking about [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► everything has to be some terrible [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► verbal you know happened to Lucas humor [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► i still like the spirit of her not [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► sitting around and waiting with backup [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► we got the crazy fit stamping of [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► conveyor belt factory seen their let's [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► back up this is now we get flying r2d2 [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► here action scene listing Threepio [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► everybody desperately wants that's wacky [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► droid factory head swap shenanigans [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► who do you want something to use let me [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► to some serious exit central questions [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► about how c-3po is consciousness works [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► yeah and and is he it is isn't in his [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► body as part of yeah his body doesn't [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► work together because because neither of [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► them it's not like his head is going for [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► a ride in that robot army droid army [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► body and it's not quite like his body is [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► completely been taken over by the droid [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► army robot head so I i went down a [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► rabbit hole there for a little while [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► because I was trying to find something [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► to amuse myself and wonder what what is [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► the nature of droid consciousness and [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► where it's and what what makes a droid [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► droid [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► I have no answers we see inside of the [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► droid there's this thing we call the [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► cloud is around the head and the body [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► ok so do they dream of electric gundarks [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► em here dan I've been dying a little bit [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► it's a yes-or-no question people come on [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► the whole factory stamping thing there's [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► that you know no one will be seated when [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► Padma is dropped in a crucible that's [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► going to have hot lava boy and metal [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► because they did the cutting of like [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► that lava going into crystal is it the [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► crystal shoes and no it's not know [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► probably going to crystals at the [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► crystal she knew no it's not not not [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► competently done remember too many times [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► it's almost kind of hard to keep track [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► of how many crystals we didn't hurt the [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► lava like this is basic stuff so silly [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► and went into the one she's in now she's [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► dead [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► oh well I never really thought she was [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► going to get killed by hot lava [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► no no but in r2 does the thing which is [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► like oh this drops the crucible on the [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► ground so she can run away okay that's [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► good i don't know maybe our to fly over [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► and let her grab you and drag and why [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► can't she get out of the crystal she's a [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► majoring athlete and shooting guns and [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► butter you put he put her into a little [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► submit thing that's a cut two feet too [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► high for her to get out of it she can't [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► but my favorite thing about the scene is [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► that when they get to the end it's like [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► literally like well that's over now will [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► capture you like there's no there's no [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► resolution it's like literally well that [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► was the end of the conveyor belt [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► I guess we'll capture never finished [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► that level Jason they finish the level i [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► like the G the G noses are just standing [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► on the other side like it happening [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► their feet likely to die or will the [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► rest up [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► yeah its voice I mean they are on a [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► moving sidewalk that is bringing them [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► right to is time for another crappy [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► cutscene so that there's a there's that [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► and then there's some love dialogue [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► which I have done in my notes on Sally [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► here's my notes this is I only wrote [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► down three words in this whole scene [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► which is love dialogue barf [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► that's what i wrote that is actually [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► slightly more compelling love dialogue [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► than the ones that was actually written [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► i had the word gag written lots of days [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► between the GFR gag whatever i truly [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► deeply unreasonably irrationally [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► nonsensically love you for whatever [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► reason that I picture that I hate sand [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► conversation in this scene when I was [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► remembering it and now I realize that [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► was to block out the actual dialogue [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► that happened haha you should do some [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► line readings hear it [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► Padma says I'm not afraid to die I've [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► been dying a little bit each day since [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► you have you have you been dying a [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► little bit each day because again i [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► didn't see that in the movie and I don't [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► understand why you would be dying except [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► maybe [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► dying license in your soul is being [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► questioned by this [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► yep that's it i've been dying a little [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► bit for the last two hours and then she [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► asked that she asked to basics but I i [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► truly deeply love you write like this [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► goes back to the episode 1 episode that [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► we did right which is i'm not going to [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► show what I'm just going to just list [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► out all the feelings I have been dying a [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► little bit each day like what one but [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► like I can't even believe that George [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► couldn't put right that like he didn't [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► he pulled this verbatim from the [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► nineteen seventies Olivia newton-john [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► song like but when what movie he does he [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► think preceded that line I don't miss [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► this boggles my mind boggles my mind [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► so here we learned that the this planet [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► of droid builders also have a penchant [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► for gladiatorial duels who knew I I have [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► a note here that says I like Natalie [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► Portman's white outfit in this scene [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► this is this is so a little costume note [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► this is this this is the outfit that [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► makes me think that this is princess [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► Leia's mother it's a very kind of this [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► is the the good throwback to the old [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► trilogy kind of thing the all-white kind [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► of outfit i like i like that so there's [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► a nice thing i said i like i like [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► there's a little bit tighter than layers [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► outfit maybe he wanted to get [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► midriff-baring bearing as I screw say [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► this is the bit that kind of creeps me [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► out a little bit though because i [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► realized at this point the only reason [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► the monster slashes are in the back is [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► to reveal her here that monster always [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► wanted to be a fashion designer but he [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► was he felt stifled by the role of [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► killing you know captives is that not [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► your outfit looks so much better just [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► very clear that guy clothes couldn't [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► operate a sewing machine so what are you [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► gonna do it from that perspective [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► frankly I'm not complaining about the [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► big about the exposed midriff but it's [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► just that combined with the late gold [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► bikini and suddenly i'm getting a [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► picture of Lucas's private life that I [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► really don't know but i don't really [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► need [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► ok so so here's my other note for this [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► which is a variety of monsters appear [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► which is its i find this fascinating [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► because it's like not like a Roman [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► gladiator kind of thing where it's like [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► and now the Lions come out it's like I [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► know let's bring out one of those kind [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► and I'm one of those kind and another [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► one here and and [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► we'll put them with these other people [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► in this arena and we'll see what happens [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► it felt almost like a reality show like [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► this is the monster arena the real world [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► monster arena or something we have five [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► different monsters answer what happened [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► who will die first [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► the first monster kills a guy on a mount [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► right away so they can't have done this [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► very often [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► that's like losing on Survivor on the [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► first episode right but Maddox we knew [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► what was going on here the monsters are [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► going to try to eat the people the [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► people are gonna try and knock it out of [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► the United my after and after the Love [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► dialogue you're like oh thank god my [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► brain will have something that can look [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► at and not feel like it wants to run and [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► hide because we highlight the monsters [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► and trying to be killed by them and yes [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► but it's the value pack of monsters that [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► struck me it's because three of the same [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► monster three of the same monster would [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► be boring right so i'll have three very [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► different assortment will have the yes [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► we'll have the the Starship Troopers [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► monster over here and we'll have the [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► writable monster over here it's the [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► Whitman sampler of monsters now exactly [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► this is I wrote down that this is as far [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► as videogame sequences in this movie go [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► again ninety percent of the movie but [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► this particular one is actually not too [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► bad and I think the reason is there's [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► only three characters we are bouncing [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► back and forth between 50 different [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► random Jedi that we haven't seen before [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► and you can actually focus your [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► attention on it the mechanics are clear [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► where there's like that the chains and [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► that and and how they break the chains [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► and swing around and stuff like that [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► it's all like fairly clear linear [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► mechanics I've got to get I've got to [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► get free from my chain and then I'm [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► going to ride on the little beast over [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► here and I was never confused about what [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► was going on it was all pretty [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► straightforward it all goes downhill [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► once a Jedi show up his party's over [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► because suddenly suddenly you're [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► watching 60 thousand different [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► characters again and he never spends [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► more than a millisecond on each one of [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► them and you just can't focus yeah the [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► whole time that these three people are [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► fighting these three monsters it's cool [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► but you have to keep reminding just [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► outside the stadium [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► there's first a big squad of Jedi on [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► this side then big squad of robots over [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► here and then a big squad of clones over [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► here all waiting their turn to russian [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► and attack the previous group [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► yeah I don't know what the general [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► strategy was I guess we're going to go [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► in there and kill everyone who is not a [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► yeah I don't know what their what their [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► strategy was their strategy was we're [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► Jedi we should just be able to walk over [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► it wasn't an extraction they weren't [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► they didn't have any way to extract them [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► they just went in there and said we're [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► gonna do fighting times I think they [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► figured they'd give up right in just [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► like go to all the Jedi are here we quit [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► except they didn't realize they've got [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► the crazy droid army there but they [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► didn't know that cause that's why they [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► brought the crazy clone army of the Jedi [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► are diminished Monty their diminished [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► this is how they did you see how to [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► balance [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► well it was another opportunity with 443 [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► po2 spot more lines like this is such a [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► drag and i'm quite beside myself [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► oh god yes my friend down at three chr [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► although to be honest [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► Threepio has been doing bad puns for a [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► long I know but you gotta pick the one [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► or two winners you can't just say [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► everything that comes into your mind and [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► write down this year after that make him [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► say them one after the other not even [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► broken up by things that happen i lost [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► my head [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► what a drag don't make me root versi [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► Threepio did die which is what was [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► happening I think this is a strong [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► strong contender for the worst bit of [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► patented Lucas so-called humor there's [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► ever been this is such a drag is it that [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► was I something really hot i love puns [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► and I boot that one I don't know that [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► it's worse than Howard the Duck the by [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► the way I didn't write down a lot of [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► dialogue here but I wrote down you call [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► this a diplomatic solution like that is [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► because that is the back-and-forth [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► male-female like we're in love but we're [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► in this action movie and we've got a [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► dynamic and here's what here's what [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► we're going to say and it just think [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► they can pull it off whether it's the [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► characters of the actors of the director [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► or whatever but it's like we're trying [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► to do snappy dialogue and it's just like [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► this is where I'm just so angry at the [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► movie and I'm like no no you did it [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► wrong they have the incredible nerve to [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► try to make a call back to an earlier so [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► that the aggressive negotiations they [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► all back to their to the pair floating [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► seen or whatever like it's like some [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► nerve you gonna call back to that we [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► hated that it's like if they call back [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► later to be what a drag [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► like you can't make callbacks the scenes [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► that we all hated that didn't work like [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► it's just it's just incredible the [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► everybody's but he's gonna clearly they [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► don't have self consciousness in that [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► way but in Lucas's mind we would be [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► loving that line [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► that's the most disturbing because [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► earlier with the aggressive yeah laughs [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► you can imagine him giggling over it as [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► he Scrolls in a napkin over said seven [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► donut of the hour the car i almost just [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► directly started like saying mean things [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► that George Lucas in my notes is when [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► you go to shows up with with the people [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► and he makes Yoda makes Yoda who like I [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► try not to associate this yoga with like [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► the real yoga but it makes you know to [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► say around the runners at the regular [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► create I was like no come on are you [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► doing to read your 10 he drops it your [TS]