The Incomparable

183: How I Sold Your Mother


00:00:00   the Intolerable number 183 february2014 [TS]

00:00:06   there is unrest in the incomparable [TS]

00:00:10   panel the host of the show has declared [TS]

00:00:12   his intention to make them watch the [TS]

00:00:15   Star Wars prequels a separatist movement [TS]

00:00:18   under the leadership of the mysterious [TS]

00:00:19   count siracusa has insisted that it's [TS]

00:00:22   quite difficult to watch the prequels in [TS]

00:00:24   one sitting [TS]

00:00:26   understanding that watching the prequels [TS]

00:00:27   is a critical issue the host of the [TS]

00:00:29   incomparable has enlisted an army of [TS]

00:00:33   panelists to watch star wars episode to [TS]

00:00:35   attack of the clones those panelists are [TS]

00:00:38   Dan Morgan Monty Ashley John siracusa [TS]

00:00:41   serenity Caldwell and Steve lights [TS]

00:00:46   okay i want to i want to paint a little [TS]

00:00:48   word picture for you guys because I i [TS]

00:00:50   want to take you back to when I met my [TS]

00:00:51   wife and the thing that made her fall in [TS]

00:00:53   love with me as i said to her you know I [TS]

00:00:55   don't like this and hear everything soft [TS]

00:00:58   didn't smooth it unlike me what a line [TS]

00:01:02   what what that is like one of the [TS]

00:01:04   greatest lines ever you have to couple [TS]

00:01:06   it with a caress Jason that's the goal i [TS]

00:01:08   did i did at the time and amazing is it [TS]

00:01:10   totally works that is the just the [TS]

00:01:12   greatest line in the history of rome and [TS]

00:01:13   I don't want to see all all the women in [TS]

00:01:15   the audience there swinging by that [TS]

00:01:17   point nurses I know when he would say [TS]

00:01:20   the soft like you and like I expected [TS]

00:01:22   her to shrink from his touch and order [TS]

00:01:24   ice cream and away but no she's like [TS]

00:01:26   this is such a turn-on [TS]

00:01:27   ok let's ask let's ask our our our our [TS]

00:01:30   expert RR woman panelist serenity [TS]

00:01:33   what are your feelings about sand if you [TS]

00:01:39   don't you don't like saying I don't [TS]

00:01:40   think she likes it [TS]

00:01:41   oh yeah get seven noahide god I can't [TS]

00:01:45   even like I but here tonight to now [TS]

00:01:49   along those lines are being well it's [TS]

00:01:51   the boom like I can't even form coherent [TS]

00:01:54   sentences about this because not only is [TS]

00:01:57   it pair you know the dialogue is not [TS]

00:02:00   fantastic especially we have this [TS]

00:02:02   beautiful landscape right in this [TS]

00:02:05   beautiful villa wonderful Italian [TS]

00:02:08   landscape etruscan art [TS]

00:02:10   and then you have this horrible dialogue [TS]

00:02:12   then you have this horrible dialogue [TS]

00:02:14   while Anakin's hand is ever so subtly [TS]

00:02:17   first sneaking up your hand and then [TS]

00:02:19   suddenly fighting itself on your back [TS]

00:02:22   and like us [TS]

00:02:24   I mean you look at Natalie Portman's [TS]

00:02:26   face and it is stone-cold that's the [TS]

00:02:28   kind of face you put on when someone's [TS]

00:02:31   come up to you and they're super drunk [TS]

00:02:32   and they look like they're you know that [TS]

00:02:36   you can't really fight them but you're [TS]

00:02:38   not really it's it's a coiled snake [TS]

00:02:40   shields up expression yeah exactly [TS]

00:02:42   shields up when he goes in for the kiss [TS]

00:02:44   he's pauses and enjoy your face and her [TS]

00:02:46   Facebook doesn't move and then they hold [TS]

00:02:49   on that throw he liked the second really [TS]

00:02:52   creepy you Sherlock he's magnificent [TS]

00:02:54   that's the best theory the trick [TS]

00:02:56   this is not the bit where they actually [TS]

00:02:57   kiss is it and this happens a little bit [TS]

00:02:59   later nothing [TS]

00:03:00   well according to my I think this point [TS]

00:03:02   I'm I know like those are witnesses when [TS]

00:03:03   they kiss oh yeah he's doing make this [TS]

00:03:05   kiss but this is the no we can't do this [TS]

00:03:08   well this is this is what this [TS]

00:03:09   particular scene out [TS]

00:03:11   yeah is is monty python level hilarious [TS]

00:03:14   because who as they're kissing there's [TS]

00:03:16   this huge swell of dramatic music and [TS]

00:03:19   then she breaks away and says no and it [TS]

00:03:20   just cut short [TS]

00:03:21   it is totally like something out of life [TS]

00:03:25   of brian damn John Williams for making [TS]

00:03:27   such nice music to go you know [TS]

00:03:29   incredibly terrible movie yes because [TS]

00:03:32   the music is ground stand on it but it's [TS]

00:03:34   fine like it has a star wars feel but [TS]

00:03:37   kind of an old-timey classic feel and [TS]

00:03:38   look like that music is in this movie I [TS]

00:03:41   just kills me [TS]

00:03:42   uh-huh yeah thnkx jobs like he's in your [TS]

00:03:46   very soul tormenting you [TS]

00:03:48   oh ok like if you had to make a parody [TS]

00:03:52   of this like you're trying to like scary [TS]

00:03:54   movie like we're gonna make the lines [TS]

00:03:56   sound really dumb and dorky because like [TS]

00:03:58   say this movie came out and the love [TS]

00:04:00   scene lines were kind of embarrassing [TS]

00:04:01   and stilted you can make a parody of it [TS]

00:04:03   I don't think you comparative these [TS]

00:04:04   lines there's no way you can make them [TS]

00:04:05   more stilted less believable less creepy [TS]

00:04:08   and it's a move the acting can you get a [TS]

00:04:10   parody actor to make a creepy leering [TS]

00:04:12   half-smile that's any worse than the one [TS]

00:04:15   hand can make this entire movie I don't [TS]

00:04:17   think you can we really haven't talked [TS]

00:04:18   much about Hayden Christensen is general [TS]

00:04:20   acting capability but i think it might [TS]

00:04:23   be [TS]

00:04:24   might be wise to discuss that little bit [TS]

00:04:26   it's hard to tell when this is your [TS]

00:04:28   major barometer he's good at acting [TS]

00:04:30   creepy as it as an actor I think Hayden [TS]

00:04:32   Christensen acquits Jake Lloyd quite [TS]

00:04:34   well at least take Lloyd had a [TS]

00:04:37   personality [TS]

00:04:38   yeah no no a Hayden has exactly two [TS]

00:04:41   facial expressions [TS]

00:04:42   he's got a sexual predator and he's got [TS]

00:04:45   severely constipated any alternate [TS]

00:04:48   between them just completely at random [TS]

00:04:49   it's like he's throwing a dying inside [TS]

00:04:51   his head and all its its spark time I'll [TS]

00:04:54   by all accounts he's good and shattered [TS]

00:04:56   glass but he's playing a creep in that [TS]

00:04:59   ok so maybe you may have been typecast [TS]

00:05:01   yeah and he seems to have only ever read [TS]

00:05:04   about how actual humans talk all that [TS]

00:05:06   could be the directors fault [TS]

00:05:07   yeah i mean if you only saw these other [TS]

00:05:09   actors in this movie I don't think you [TS]

00:05:11   would give them much credence e I mean [TS]

00:05:13   like Ewan McGregor natalie portman [TS]

00:05:15   samuel l jackson samuel l jackson Samuel [TS]

00:05:19   actually blocking terribleness me as a [TS]

00:05:21   slave he loved Star Wars was really [TS]

00:05:23   excited to be in the movie talked [TS]

00:05:24   himself into a bigger part and yet even [TS]

00:05:26   he my favorite scene is him coming into [TS]

00:05:29   the 22 Yoda when like yoda sensing [TS]

00:05:32   Anakin pain becomes any system or couch [TS]

00:05:34   thing any like a sneeze like so what's [TS]

00:05:37   up in the showdown are we sitting on [TS]

00:05:40   pillows now it's important for me to be [TS]

00:05:41   in the scene for some reason because i [TS]

00:05:43   have a purple lightsaber so here I am [TS]

00:05:44   let's talk exposition which like to join [TS]

00:05:47   The Avengers that's alright i think we [TS]

00:05:50   did we skip over the douche commercial [TS]

00:05:52   because my wife really want to just [TS]

00:05:53   please be more specific [TS]

00:05:57   they want the one where there in front [TS]

00:05:58   of the waterfalls and the giant the [TS]

00:06:01   giant million tix there is such a [TS]

00:06:04   beautiful scene they decide to put [TS]

00:06:05   horse-sized tell us sooner seen here's [TS]

00:06:08   the oh I have the way we listen to [TS]

00:06:10   Annika's political theory which has to [TS]

00:06:11   which essentially is where he's [TS]

00:06:14   endorsing the campaign about Vladimir [TS]

00:06:15   Putin I think if we need a strong leader [TS]

00:06:17   here really deep political thought from [TS]

00:06:20   Anakin Skywalker which the point the [TS]

00:06:22   woman who grew up doing all of the model [TS]

00:06:24   um stuff on Naboo and became the Queen [TS]

00:06:26   and all might want to call him on his BS [TS]

00:06:28   there but apparently she's just so in [TS]

00:06:30   love with him and adorable this stupid [TS]

00:06:32   thing she's like okay whatever and then [TS]

00:06:34   what does he do for his encore he rides [TS]

00:06:36   a pig cow and falls off of it [TS]

00:06:37   in my notes that's referenced as the [TS]

00:06:39   capering oh god the capering and have we [TS]

00:06:44   not learned that having people jump on [TS]

00:06:46   top of cg things he wants to see person [TS]

00:06:48   like I'm thinking like a loss jumping on [TS]

00:06:49   the the cave troll and fellowship where [TS]

00:06:51   was computerized loss is just something [TS]

00:06:53   super super super duper fake about [TS]

00:06:55   having a human computer otherwise jump [TS]

00:06:58   onto a creature like it never looks like [TS]

00:06:59   they're connected to the thing they're [TS]

00:07:00   jumping onto their kind of like it's [TS]

00:07:02   like a video game where they don't have [TS]

00:07:03   good collision detection you're kind of [TS]

00:07:05   on top of the creature could say the [TS]

00:07:06   same thing about Anakin and padmé [TS]

00:07:08   oh it's like I don't understand why that [TS]

00:07:13   was in that seem like they need to show [TS]

00:07:14   them rolling around on the grass and [TS]

00:07:16   falling in love and they're going again [TS]

00:07:17   you know exactly what the scene is [TS]

00:07:19   supposed to be besides a summers eve [TS]

00:07:20   commercial and it fails it fails to make [TS]

00:07:23   you think they're falling in love fails [TS]

00:07:24   to convince you that is any reason that [TS]

00:07:25   that a any human should ever love either [TS]

00:07:27   one of these people and be that they [TS]

00:07:28   would love each other [TS]

00:07:29   I was going to point out that if if [TS]

00:07:31   she's trying to dissuade Anakin for [TS]

00:07:33   mooning after her lounging about in the [TS]

00:07:34   firelight and her leather corset seems [TS]

00:07:36   like kind of a bad idea [TS]

00:07:37   yeah I know so I've got my bondage [TS]

00:07:39   outfit on let's talk about how we can't [TS]

00:07:41   be together let's talk about politics [TS]

00:07:42   makes signals so tell me more about your [TS]

00:07:45   political theories I want to hear more [TS]

00:07:47   about that down not cool not cool [TS]

00:07:50   that's right and goes I'm in agony I'm [TS]

00:07:53   like it's just blue balls dude [TS]

00:07:55   oh it's not like it's like series of [TS]

00:07:57   events if that's his line because he's [TS]

00:07:59   only 18 and you can have gone through it [TS]

00:08:01   look it is up until this point it's been [TS]

00:08:03   all gundarr pits and obi-wan so blue [TS]

00:08:05   balls might be a kind of new experience [TS]

00:08:06   for it but like seriously like if you're [TS]

00:08:08   going to read his characters anywhere [TS]

00:08:10   realistic these creepy he's leering and [TS]

00:08:12   he's super duper horny because he's been [TS]

00:08:14   living a life of the jedi and I hit the [TS]

00:08:16   people who play off of him don't make [TS]

00:08:18   any sense they don't react to him the [TS]

00:08:19   way anyone would react to this character [TS]

00:08:21   but he is the consistent character is [TS]

00:08:23   just a terrible character that's just [TS]

00:08:25   the other people in the movie are seeing [TS]

00:08:27   a different character maybe two [TS]

00:08:28   timelines that are mixed like the city [TS]

00:08:31   in the city it's it's a lot worse its [TS]

00:08:33   space blue Paul's those are both of our [TS]

00:08:36   base blue balls no one can hear you [TS]

00:08:38   should use the power of the force to do [TS]

00:08:40   something about that could be all yeah [TS]

00:08:42   it is that I think this is the best line [TS]

00:08:44   entire movie in this scene he says [TS]

00:08:45   believe me I wish that I could just wish [TS]

00:08:47   away my feelings [TS]

00:08:49   can you read my notes this right place i [TS]

00:08:53   wish that i could just wish away my [TS]

00:08:55   feelings but I can't I can't wear that [TS]

00:08:57   can wish away my feelings for wish away [TS]

00:09:00   the my 10 he's got wish it wishes in a [TS]

00:09:03   sense twice i wish that i could wish [TS]

00:09:05   away like who's letting that through [TS]

00:09:07   sorry master Anakin you've used to [TS]

00:09:08   wishes [TS]

00:09:09   oh I just need to use the Jedi pants [TS]

00:09:12   trick [TS]

00:09:13   what alright let's move on to god this [TS]

00:09:19   is I i fell into the pit of despair here [TS]

00:09:21   because it's really because we will get [TS]

00:09:22   some inner coming back and forth at this [TS]

00:09:23   point we've got just a tot conversations [TS]

00:09:27   between again the guy who can't play [TS]

00:09:30   along [TS]

00:09:31   obi-wan Kenobi and boba fett there's a [TS]

00:09:33   something right out of a James Bond [TS]

00:09:35   movie which is like hello I am here to [TS]

00:09:37   meet you [TS]

00:09:38   I don't know what you're talking about i [TS]

00:09:40   have you been to corazon maybe has it [TS]

00:09:43   been recently I don't know [TS]

00:09:46   hey I'm just a simple man trying to make [TS]

00:09:48   my way in the universe that's a great [TS]

00:09:49   line son close that door that has my [TS]

00:09:51   evil poison dart armor in it wink [TS]

00:09:55   your clones are very impressive you must [TS]

00:09:57   be proud incidentally that is a far [TS]

00:09:59   better pickup line then I don't like Sam [TS]

00:10:01   well I don't know the same line kind of [TS]

00:10:04   worked this is all I'm saying and it [TS]

00:10:06   gets everywhere I really do feel like [TS]

00:10:08   there's a so when everyone makes his [TS]

00:10:11   phone call from camino his hologram [TS]

00:10:13   phone call in the rain [TS]

00:10:15   I love that he's standing in the rain it [TS]

00:10:17   why is he standing in the rain making [TS]

00:10:18   all getting this ship and make the call [TS]

00:10:20   it just be wet for no reason it's just [TS]

00:10:22   miserable go back in the hallway and [TS]

00:10:24   call we only have an external hologram [TS]

00:10:26   speakerphone on this ship it does not [TS]

00:10:28   come with an internal speaker phone that [TS]

00:10:30   is on the new model he could not afford [TS]

00:10:32   the new model the communication [TS]

00:10:33   technology is very bad in this world [TS]

00:10:36   especially considering dead i can sense [TS]

00:10:37   murder half a galaxy away but not [TS]

00:10:41   centipedes an extra or pain they have a [TS]

00:10:43   hard time can relate this call through [TS]

00:10:44   through through Anakin in camino and [TS]

00:10:48   it's cold and he's standing up so i [TS]

00:10:49   think to get a better signal he's [TS]

00:10:50   outside to get some extra bar on his [TS]

00:10:51   hologram phone outside the he uses the [TS]

00:10:55   the vegetable strainer to get a better [TS]

00:10:57   signal pops out of his ship [TS]

00:10:59   it's like a bamboo steamer or something [TS]

00:11:02   I there is a nice moment where Yoda [TS]

00:11:05   brings up um mace windu short because [TS]

00:11:08   doesn't doesn't he say something like we [TS]

00:11:09   need to tell the Senate that we don't [TS]

00:11:11   know what the hell the Jedi are doing [TS]

00:11:12   our abilities are to diminish now we [TS]

00:11:14   need to let them know this no we should [TS]

00:11:16   keep that to ourselves why would you [TS]

00:11:18   reveal your weakness there no we can't [TS]

00:11:20   do that also is this the first that [TS]

00:11:22   we've heard it where like at the [TS]

00:11:23   midpoint through this trilogy now and [TS]

00:11:25   it's like whoa what what's going on with [TS]

00:11:27   the Jedi always seemed fine to me [TS]

00:11:29   we've lost our ability to use the forest [TS]

00:11:31   or something we've become dumb [TS]

00:11:33   yeah for some reason the script is [TS]

00:11:34   making us dumber sure we let the council [TS]

00:11:36   note there are no your apprentice is the [TS]

00:11:40   one who is prophecy to return competence [TS]

00:11:42   to the force [TS]

00:11:43   so a mechanism is it supposed to stay [TS]

00:11:46   he's been given strict orders to stay on [TS]

00:11:49   Naboo and protect Emma dollar but he has [TS]

00:11:51   a dream that he needs to go to Tatooine [TS]

00:11:54   and find his model but that's a great [TS]

00:11:56   scene that dream scene where they show [TS]

00:11:58   him and the cover is going to no no this [TS]

00:12:00   is the dream scene i'm a shake back and [TS]

00:12:02   forth kind of but and innocent and the [TS]

00:12:05   scene ends he doesn't wake up it doesn't [TS]

00:12:06   have a revelation we don't see his dream [TS]

00:12:08   that's the entire scene [TS]

00:12:09   yeah it was cheap though had a [TS]

00:12:12   premonition that his mother who has been [TS]

00:12:15   a slave for his entire life [TS]

00:12:18   you're right be having a bad time this [TS]

00:12:20   Jedi Academy is apparently so strictly [TS]

00:12:22   that can I go home to visit my mother [TS]

00:12:23   was just like no never called her on the [TS]

00:12:25   hologram phone now can't talk to her [TS]

00:12:27   can't see her you have to leave her as a [TS]

00:12:29   slave [TS]

00:12:30   right right you can't you can't like hey [TS]

00:12:32   I'm a Jedi now maybe I could go back and [TS]

00:12:34   like maker not a slave sorry we don't [TS]

00:12:36   get reception on Tatooine so we can't go [TS]

00:12:39   back from one of those border disputes [TS]

00:12:41   and just stopped by Tatooine and see how [TS]

00:12:43   your mind-slave is doing is the prime [TS]

00:12:45   directive of the prequels no interfering [TS]

00:12:47   with the culture of your own actual [TS]

00:12:50   credit where your mother lives [TS]

00:12:51   can we just stop by it's on the way to [TS]

00:12:52   Khorasan no no sorry no can go there so [TS]

00:12:56   he plays hooky he's playspace hooky and [TS]

00:12:58   goes there [TS]

00:12:59   meanwhile we got a fight on Kamino [TS]

00:13:01   between Boba Fett and sorry with django [TS]

00:13:04   fit this is the boba fett fight we never [TS]

00:13:06   got to really see the really great like [TS]

00:13:07   where he also said the right gate from [TS]

00:13:09   think this is a great scene because no i [TS]

00:13:11   don't think i don't i'm thinkin that's [TS]

00:13:12   the point of the scene right that point [TS]

00:13:14   of the scene is finally a [TS]

00:13:16   knock-down-drag-out between Boba Fett or [TS]

00:13:18   ok Jango Fett and a Jedi finally we [TS]

00:13:21   didn't get this in the original trilogy [TS]

00:13:22   but here we're going to lay it all out [TS]

00:13:23   for you in this scene there's a moment [TS]

00:13:25   when Django is attached to obi-wan by a [TS]

00:13:29   string of some sort [TS]

00:13:31   yes in general he flies off the ledge [TS]

00:13:33   and only one practically look straight [TS]

00:13:35   into the camera and says oh not good [TS]

00:13:38   before he gets yanked it it's cartoon [TS]

00:13:41   writing that's my favorite line in the [TS]

00:13:43   whole movie what are you talking about a [TS]

00:13:44   not good at talking about i hate it i'm [TS]

00:13:48   impressed with the fact that that that [TS]

00:13:50   obi-wan falls off that ledge well tied [TS]

00:13:52   up at the wrist somehow managing to just [TS]

00:13:55   drink either of those risks or break [TS]

00:13:57   them on the tensile metal cable he stops [TS]

00:14:00   us out with a string whatever it would [TS]

00:14:02   have cut through his hands like dental [TS]

00:14:04   floss is like a nanowire practically [TS]

00:14:06   that he saved himself with know that [TS]

00:14:07   neither me neither one of these [TS]

00:14:08   supposedly amazingly competent warriors [TS]

00:14:10   comes off looking powerful or smart and [TS]

00:14:12   despite seems it's the rain [TS]

00:14:14   very sloppy lots of lots of unforced [TS]

00:14:17   errors and very bad strategy and I [TS]

00:14:19   kungfu kicks boba fett has a good idea [TS]

00:14:22   to shoot him with the ship that's a [TS]

00:14:23   reasonable good idea for the kiddies [TS]

00:14:24   only one who looks like he has a little [TS]

00:14:25   bit of initiative but there are [TS]

00:14:27   strategies for fighting each other [TS]

00:14:28   terrible especially since Jedi powers [TS]

00:14:29   wax and wane throughout this entire [TS]

00:14:32   prequel series of like you know well you [TS]

00:14:34   could just use your force to you know [TS]

00:14:36   check them off into the ocean fishing [TS]

00:14:38   around water [TS]

00:14:39   yeah but now I think what we'll we'll [TS]

00:14:41   have just the cuffs instead well you [TS]

00:14:42   have to you have to disable his [TS]

00:14:43   lightsaber to write in the first two [TS]

00:14:45   seconds of the fight or else it ends up [TS]

00:14:47   very you know uninteresting very quickly [TS]

00:14:49   that's really easy to do because those [TS]

00:14:50   guys do not hold onto their lightsabers [TS]

00:14:52   at all and of course they always forget [TS]

00:14:54   that they can use the Force to pick them [TS]

00:14:56   back up [TS]

00:14:57   yeah he doesn't later on but not here [TS]

00:14:59   it's you know it's raining his force [TS]

00:15:01   powers don't work as well in the rain [TS]

00:15:02   and high moisture in the air density [TS]

00:15:04   sure that explains why somebody from a [TS]

00:15:06   desert planet has high midi-chlorians [TS]

00:15:08   yeah [TS]

00:15:09   as all i have to say it as the django OB [TS]

00:15:12   fight continues once they get into space [TS]

00:15:15   I think got a little bit more [TS]

00:15:16   interesting because i remember liking [TS]

00:15:18   and the first time i saw that i liked it [TS]

00:15:20   again when Django's ship is chasing him [TS]

00:15:23   it fires constantly at the like and [TS]

00:15:26   that's exactly what you would expect [TS]

00:15:27   like when you're playing a star wars [TS]

00:15:28   video game you don't just fire like [TS]

00:15:30   blast blast blast blast you just hit the [TS]

00:15:32   fire button like crazy so it makes sense [TS]

00:15:33   that the bounty hunter ship would make [TS]

00:15:35   modified to just shoot lasers like crazy [TS]

00:15:37   and as he's chasing obi-wan [TS]

00:15:39   he's not just firing once and noble [TS]

00:15:41   dodge and fire was just constant firing [TS]

00:15:43   and I thought that was an appropriate [TS]

00:15:44   appropriate armament for the for the [TS]

00:15:47   ship it made it looks like obi-wan's in [TS]

00:15:48   some amount of danger and it made jangle [TS]

00:15:50   that looks like a actual competent [TS]

00:15:52   bounty hunter and made it made obi-wan [TS]

00:15:54   look skills for his camping i kinda like [TS]

00:15:56   the seismic bombs in the Astro yeah like [TS]

00:15:58   I don't like the sound effect like an [TS]

00:16:00   advert that is that is fine it's doing [TS]

00:16:02   some really cool work there but I mean [TS]

00:16:04   it also kinda feels like a rehash of [TS]

00:16:05   empire right like with the finest right [TS]

00:16:08   through it is but like when I came to [TS]

00:16:10   these scenes in the movie that look like [TS]

00:16:12   they were all this is a chase scene i'm [TS]

00:16:13   like oh thank god she's seen that makes [TS]

00:16:15   some kind of narrative sense right guys [TS]

00:16:18   chased that guy and he's gonna try to [TS]

00:16:20   kill him and he's gonna leave when he [TS]

00:16:21   thinks he's dead and the guys clever for [TS]

00:16:23   making him think he's dead and it makes [TS]

00:16:25   sense the asteroid scene is another of [TS]

00:16:27   those things that makes me think this [TS]

00:16:28   movie is just composed of things from [TS]

00:16:31   previous movies but Lucas has no idea [TS]

00:16:34   what people liked and didn't like right [TS]

00:16:36   so they'll say here's an exciting scene [TS]

00:16:39   with a bar a bunch of aliens us like [TS]

00:16:41   that [TS]

00:16:41   oh here's biru you guys like Peru right [TS]

00:16:45   we change the color of the Milky bill [TS]

00:16:48   round now not blue it's blue later we [TS]

00:16:50   get a blue make later [TS]

00:16:51   yeah I always liked fixing things the [TS]

00:16:54   whole point of having Jango Fett be the [TS]

00:16:56   father of the clones is because Lucas [TS]

00:16:59   couldn't figure out another way to put [TS]

00:17:00   boba fett in the movie so he just put [TS]

00:17:02   his dad in its still both at the same [TS]

00:17:04   time I mean boba fett still in the movie [TS]

00:17:07   he's just like seven [TS]

00:17:08   yeah you do you love when we have kids [TS]

00:17:10   version of electrical connectors that [TS]

00:17:12   it's cookie baby Papas you said you [TS]

00:17:14   liked boba fett this character is called [TS]

00:17:15   boba fett you like this character [TS]

00:17:17   come on guys by the way the word seismic [TS]

00:17:20   pertaining to or caused by an earth [TS]

00:17:23   lake or vibration of the earth yeah it's [TS]

00:17:26   an asteroid if you're gonna be like that [TS]

00:17:28   we shouldn't hear the sound at all but [TS]

00:17:30   they explode in the air not the air [TS]

00:17:32   space maybe it's a brand name like [TS]

00:17:34   cleaning in the lack of air they explode [TS]

00:17:36   in the lack of air still not hurt yeah [TS]

00:17:39   they still said they sound kinda cool [TS]

00:17:40   it's like I get somebody with a really [TS]

00:17:41   big guitar I mean it [TS]

00:17:43   yeah in our string it's a cool scene if [TS]

00:17:45   you slow down for a second you'll notice [TS]

00:17:47   things like will be one saying seismic [TS]

00:17:50   bombs hang on he's talking to something [TS]

00:17:54   that's literally bolted to the ship [TS]

00:17:56   yeah that's it speaking of things [TS]

00:17:58   speaking of things that are like from [TS]

00:18:00   other movies that he thought would be a [TS]

00:18:01   good idea this is a theme and all of [TS]

00:18:03   episode 2 and was my strongest [TS]

00:18:04   impression upon first thing the movie in [TS]

00:18:06   the theater is that Lucas splits the [TS]

00:18:08   party and he does that an empire as well [TS]

00:18:10   like you have some main characters you [TS]

00:18:12   try to establish their relationships to [TS]

00:18:13   each other in the beginning of the movie [TS]

00:18:15   and fails in this movie and then you [TS]

00:18:16   split them apart but boy what a [TS]

00:18:19   difference when you split off like Luke [TS]

00:18:20   had to go to yoga he had an actual [TS]

00:18:21   mission is doing stuff and and han and [TS]

00:18:23   Leia are having their relationship while [TS]

00:18:24   they run from the Empire and everything [TS]

00:18:26   here you send obi-wan off with our for [TS]

00:18:29   no offense to r4 but there is no shared [TS]

00:18:31   history between obi-wan and r4r far is [TS]

00:18:33   boring r4 is no one that you would ever [TS]

00:18:35   want to see or talk to an obi-wan is [TS]

00:18:37   forced to spend the majority of the [TS]

00:18:39   middle of this movie saying a name [TS]

00:18:41   things to our for who we don't care [TS]

00:18:43   about who has no relationship with and I [TS]

00:18:45   feel so bad for him you integrator [TS]

00:18:47   spending the middle part of this movie [TS]

00:18:48   talking to inanimate lump of metal that [TS]

00:18:51   personality they even reuse the sound [TS]

00:18:53   effects for the droid for the are for [TS]

00:18:55   those are side effects that were used in [TS]

00:18:57   the original like they were in stuff [TS]

00:18:58   that was cut out of the original movies [TS]

00:19:00   well again we got these on tape [TS]

00:19:01   somewhere just import those will just [TS]

00:19:03   use those it's cool when we don't have [TS]

00:19:05   to add another actor that's what I feel [TS]

00:19:07   like is that is the low point in this [TS]

00:19:08   movie and that's really saying something [TS]

00:19:09   is when he's on Geonosis and he's [TS]

00:19:11   sitting there in cg like Grand Canyon [TS]

00:19:14   thing talking to our fours redhead [TS]

00:19:17   yeah I'm so I feel so bad i was going to [TS]

00:19:19   say that are four is more animal than [TS]

00:19:21   any of the other characters in the moon [TS]

00:19:22   more are for time to take a break to [TS]

00:19:27   talk about a sponsor and I'm gonna make [TS]

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00:20:19   this is all true they have courses about [TS]

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00:20:36   and I want to talk about screenwriting [TS]

00:20:37   just for a little bit I what what why [TS]

00:20:41   would I talk about that during an [TS]

00:20:42   episode about the Star Wars prequels I [TS]

00:20:43   don't know maybe George Lucas could use [TS]

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00:20:48   they've got green writing courses i'm [TS]

00:20:50   just looking here at what they've got [TS]

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00:20:54   fundamentals i think that one George [TS]

00:20:56   might want to look at so you know [TS]

00:20:58   getting started with screenwriting [TS]

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00:21:11   technology by reading their stuff about [TS]

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00:22:07   we should talk speaking of rehashing [TS]

00:22:08   things for previous movies we go to back [TS]

00:22:10   to Tatooine and we get to see Mos Eisley [TS]

00:22:12   spaceport we get to see wat Oh again hey [TS]

00:22:15   hey everybody it's an EIU back we [TS]

00:22:19   everybody wanted to see only hey it's my [TS]

00:22:21   own slave [TS]

00:22:23   it's a you might wanna know right Lou [TS]

00:22:25   and it's better she still looks like a [TS]

00:22:28   harem girl even though she's trying to [TS]

00:22:29   look at spicuous that's kind of stupid i [TS]

00:22:33   used to own you remember and yeah number [TS]

00:22:37   the way we use the whip you [TS]

00:22:38   that's awesome too I sold your mother [TS]

00:22:42   that's not a problem visit ok go kill [TS]

00:22:44   someone else I'll give you her number [TS]

00:22:45   you could haha oh this is a sitcom [TS]

00:22:48   opportunity how I sold your mother [TS]

00:22:51   oh my god [TS]

00:22:55   uh so and we find out we we go and we we [TS]

00:22:58   meet her husband and his what his son [TS]

00:23:04   and his girlfriend I guess you [TS]

00:23:06   hey again like you said you like Peru [TS]

00:23:08   and Owen right right to get a line also [TS]

00:23:11   in the in the underused a great [TS]

00:23:14   australian actors both joel edgerton who [TS]

00:23:17   plays Owen and Rose Byrne who plays [TS]

00:23:19   padme's hand been right what's going on [TS]

00:23:21   to way better three beds [TS]

00:23:23   this is where also we learn i think for [TS]

00:23:25   the first time that Anakin's mother's [TS]

00:23:27   name is shmee meet me and I wrote down [TS]

00:23:30   one note in this entire sequence and [TS]

00:23:32   it's just this gets me things we do to [TS]

00:23:40   get through [TS]

00:23:41   I think it's really weird that Anakin [TS]

00:23:43   wants to go kill the sand people but has [TS]

00:23:46   nothing against the guy who bought and [TS]

00:23:47   then married his mother that's creepy [TS]

00:23:50   yes what kind of it's like it's like a [TS]

00:23:52   tattoo in mail order whitewater says he [TS]

00:23:54   freed her but after buying her people [TS]

00:23:58   even bought her career unless you buyer [TS]

00:24:00   come on [TS]

00:24:01   yeah i got to assume that it was oh I [TS]

00:24:04   fall in love with you you're such a [TS]

00:24:05   wonderful woman [TS]

00:24:07   I'm ready to free you from this horrible [TS]

00:24:08   lifestyle it just had to be done all [TS]

00:24:10   were married getting the kitchen he [TS]

00:24:12   can't write that I'm bond you to put the [TS]

00:24:14   blue in the milk and to fix the moisture [TS]

00:24:16   vaporators but it turns out i love you [TS]

00:24:18   can't you see it i love you so here [TS]

00:24:20   so what's the the sandpeople are another [TS]

00:24:22   uncomfortable thing here because in [TS]

00:24:23   episode 1 and a little bit and I guess [TS]

00:24:26   in New Hope like they're kind of like [TS]

00:24:27   comic gold people of the sand I look at [TS]

00:24:30   them taking potshots at the at the pod [TS]

00:24:32   racers and there they try to scare [TS]

00:24:34   people with their noises but then [TS]

00:24:36   obi-wan comes out and scares and but [TS]

00:24:37   here I their guests they're kidnapping [TS]

00:24:40   humans from from the civilized part of [TS]

00:24:43   tatooine to keep them as what sex slaves [TS]

00:24:46   I don't know what they were like why [TS]

00:24:47   would they want her why would they keep [TS]

00:24:48   her alive donator and change she was [TS]

00:24:50   chained up there for like a like a month [TS]

00:24:52   or something and like you know what were [TS]

00:24:55   they doing with her during that time it [TS]

00:24:56   doesn't [TS]

00:24:56   yeah I had that same thought night [TS]

00:24:58   stifled it quickly it reads like a bad [TS]

00:25:00   western right like in like a simplistic [TS]

00:25:02   view of like oh you know are nice wife [TS]

00:25:06   fucks kidnapped right like it's it's [TS]

00:25:08   weird and uncomfortable this [TS]

00:25:09   uncomfortable parallel there that seems [TS]

00:25:12   very simplistic and bizarre like little [TS]

00:25:14   bit let's just reduce these people to [TS]

00:25:16   savages basically but to what end like [TS]

00:25:18   they don't want to go all the way and [TS]

00:25:19   say they've taken her as a sex slave but [TS]

00:25:22   they decided like animals down like [TS]

00:25:23   animals [TS]

00:25:24   it's so it because this movie like dips [TS]

00:25:26   towards the darkness but it's shied away [TS]

00:25:28   a lot of times and I think the other [TS]

00:25:30   part of it is it's sort of what we saw [TS]

00:25:31   with the clones and the droids which is [TS]

00:25:33   yeah you want this to be a dark thing [TS]

00:25:36   with Anakin killing these people but you [TS]

00:25:38   also don't want them to people like the [TS]

00:25:40   audience to feel too bad because you [TS]

00:25:41   still need to view this guy as the main [TS]

00:25:43   character [TS]

00:25:44   yeah those were like you know people [TS]

00:25:46   with like faces that you could see you [TS]

00:25:48   would have a really hard time coming [TS]

00:25:50   back for that but they need to somehow [TS]

00:25:52   soften that and their answers [TS]

00:25:53   let's just make them aliens also she [TS]

00:25:55   dies as soon she dies as soon as he [TS]

00:25:57   finds her credit cause of death the [TS]

00:25:59   screen or not not quite as soon she has [TS]

00:26:00   a chance to say I i love [TS]

00:26:04   ah who she loved we never find out who [TS]

00:26:07   she loves it's just a mystery a mystery [TS]

00:26:09   of this movie she loves lies [TS]

00:26:11   let's be fair heats up pizza I love [TS]

00:26:14   being on [TS]

00:26:15   should we don't you even saying this is [TS]

00:26:16   the irony of it she was gonna say i love [TS]

00:26:18   sand that I said I've never understood [TS]

00:26:21   your disliking of said i love is like [TS]

00:26:23   the most emotion free mother-son death [TS]

00:26:25   scene ever recorded in moving moving [TS]

00:26:27   pictures like because we don't we don't [TS]

00:26:30   we haven't seen her the whole movie we [TS]

00:26:31   don't and I guess you kind of by his [TS]

00:26:34   love for his mother but if you love me [TS]

00:26:35   so much why don't you visit before an [TS]

00:26:36   explanation for that she's like I'm just [TS]

00:26:39   I'm just glad you're here I don't care [TS]

00:26:40   that you've never visited me and I'm [TS]

00:26:42   glad it makes no sense we haven't seen [TS]

00:26:43   the whole movie and she was just a [TS]

00:26:45   nonentity in the first movie too [TS]

00:26:47   I didn't understand his whole line about [TS]

00:26:49   how they were animals and i slaughtered [TS]

00:26:51   them like animals [TS]

00:26:52   I mean okay it's that's how it lines up [TS]

00:26:55   if they're animals and slaughtered them [TS]

00:26:58   like animals [TS]

00:26:59   what you're talking about what you'd [TS]

00:27:01   like to slaughter my animals more like [TS]

00:27:02   vegetables just what I do it's portable [TS]

00:27:05   food processor press the button [TS]

00:27:07   Paul study it is that moment that gets [TS]

00:27:10   you questioning Padme zone rationales [TS]

00:27:12   right because she goes and she sleeps [TS]

00:27:14   with him after this book right she's [TS]

00:27:16   such a turn-on like he's not even a [TS]

00:27:18   plausible bad boy who you killed women [TS]

00:27:20   and children i'm getting all hot what [TS]

00:27:21   are you talking about like something the [TS]

00:27:24   turn I mean it's like okay I guess if [TS]

00:27:26   you do some bad things and you put [TS]

00:27:27   indifferently she says like oh they [TS]

00:27:29   killed your mother right now it's like [TS]

00:27:30   what like a baby you know people killed [TS]

00:27:32   my mother and then like I went and [TS]

00:27:34   killed not only the people responsible [TS]

00:27:35   but like the women and the children and [TS]

00:27:37   their double ability around the you know [TS]

00:27:40   I like to think somebody might you know [TS]

00:27:42   disturb interpret that as a warning [TS]

00:27:44   sorry she's very understanding she's [TS]

00:27:46   like Matt seems reasonable in pad Mays [TS]

00:27:48   defense she does take this opportunity [TS]

00:27:50   to other the most self-aware line in the [TS]

00:27:52   entire film which is sometimes there are [TS]

00:27:55   things no one can fix so so true but [TS]

00:27:58   things make more sense when when he can [TS]

00:28:00   fix them [TS]

00:28:01   speaking of lines with those subtext [TS]

00:28:03   that that scene i'm good at fixing [TS]

00:28:06   things up but she's read the script [TS]

00:28:08   apparently well he said he also says [TS]

00:28:10   that scene I wasn't sure I wasn't strong [TS]

00:28:11   enough to save you mom not demonstrated [TS]

00:28:14   what do you mean you aren't strong [TS]

00:28:15   enough [TS]

00:28:15   what you just strength to visit her [TS]

00:28:17   strength like there was no scene in [TS]

00:28:19   which your strength was tested and [TS]

00:28:20   wholesale that's what he's going to [TS]

00:28:21   become the most powerful Jedi in the [TS]

00:28:23   world and someday he will even be able [TS]

00:28:25   to stop people from dying right but like [TS]

00:28:27   tells it up for [TS]

00:28:28   you what more do you want I think you [TS]

00:28:29   caused her death by showing up because [TS]

00:28:31   once you shut up scriptures and now she [TS]

00:28:32   asked by such an anti-climax what a [TS]

00:28:34   weird choice to have her be here and [TS]

00:28:36   have her be already be taken and then [TS]

00:28:39   she dies when he finds her but they have [TS]

00:28:41   a moment it just seems like such a [TS]

00:28:42   strange everything's always because he [TS]

00:28:44   didn't want to die until she saw her [TS]

00:28:46   first yeah yeah yeah and she died of a [TS]

00:28:48   broken heart and then what he has this [TS]

00:28:50   the great writing of 22 really expresses [TS]

00:28:52   catharsis and emotion at her grave he [TS]

00:28:54   says I miss you so much [TS]

00:28:57   that's right good job George good job [TS]

00:28:59   almost as much as I did for the last 10 [TS]

00:29:02   years and then he steals his alldroid [TS]

00:29:03   this is all very exciting but I want to [TS]

00:29:05   cut across the universe deep inside the [TS]

00:29:08   mysterious planet Geonosis where we've [TS]

00:29:11   just barely escaped with our lives [TS]

00:29:13   us being apparently obi-wan Kenobi and [TS]

00:29:16   that boring droid and deep down inside [TS]

00:29:20   the plane has landed in a in a strange [TS]

00:29:22   location and and entered sneakily using [TS]

00:29:26   his Jedi powers and whatever he listens [TS]

00:29:28   and what does he hear hears that guy [TS]

00:29:31   from the Trade Federation talking about [TS]

00:29:32   treaties the Trade Federation guys her a [TS]

00:29:36   damning strong crazy and he's looking up [TS]

00:29:39   with plus plus Saruman the white from [TS]

00:29:41   Lord of the Rings which is very excited [TS]

00:29:43   love that well but how does he get in [TS]

00:29:45   does he sneaked in he kind of walked [TS]

00:29:46   quietly I guess he basically just walks [TS]

00:29:48   in like he uses the same cutting that [TS]

00:29:50   your sister uses to eavesdrop on you [TS]

00:29:51   that's basically it's actually the same [TS]

00:29:53   cutting that uh that when when he does [TS]

00:29:56   his call and Annika and forget Anakin [TS]

00:29:58   and padmé to come and get him to [TS]

00:30:00   because he needs a ride and um and by [TS]

00:30:03   the way immigrants like no no I can't go [TS]

00:30:06   they told me not to go and add me is [TS]

00:30:08   like wait what now i have to talk you [TS]

00:30:10   into following orders were here because [TS]

00:30:11   you disobeyed orders why would we might [TS]

00:30:13   go there it doesn't really make me [TS]

00:30:14   samuel l jackson told him to and you [TS]

00:30:16   gotta listen when Samuel Jackson tells [TS]

00:30:18   but when those guys get to Geonosis they [TS]

00:30:20   just find like a steam vent hole and [TS]

00:30:22   just drop right into it and get out and [TS]

00:30:25   the steam is apparently not burning or [TS]

00:30:27   antisocial landing pad apparently it's [TS]

00:30:29   conveniently located beneath the steam [TS]

00:30:30   and then you literally stroll out of the [TS]

00:30:32   steam vent hole and there's a door and [TS]

00:30:34   you walk in you're in the complex so [TS]

00:30:35   this is not a really high security area [TS]

00:30:37   is what I'm saying but I just I love the [TS]

00:30:39   fact that when when we finally finally [TS]

00:30:41   it is [TS]

00:30:41   all revealed its nute Gunray talking [TS]

00:30:44   about treaties y and then as you're [TS]

00:30:48   about to point out he steps outside and [TS]

00:30:50   within clear earshot of all the people [TS]

00:30:53   making their duties he makes a fun kids [TS]

00:30:54   yelling into his transmitter because [TS]

00:30:58   apparently dogs on the train I found him [TS]

00:30:59   you gotta get here [TS]

00:31:01   hey here's an idea OB how to cope with [TS]

00:31:03   the fact that you're outside of [TS]

00:31:04   transmitted range i don't know maybe get [TS]

00:31:06   the hell off the planet yeah thanks a [TS]

00:31:08   lot [TS]

00:31:08   your ship goes faster than light maybe [TS]

00:31:10   that would help only when it's attached [TS]

00:31:12   to that ring well it doesn't at the [TS]

00:31:13   moment because it's it doesn't have the [TS]

00:31:15   overhang at the moment so i cut back the [TS]

00:31:18   Khorasan briefly here for a for a [TS]

00:31:20   discussion of the Chancellor getting [TS]

00:31:21   emergency powers and everything and that [TS]

00:31:23   they hope the hilarious thing about this [TS]

00:31:25   that I didn't realize the first couple [TS]

00:31:26   times I saw this movie is it's it's [TS]

00:31:28   plain as if the difficult part of [TS]

00:31:30   getting the Chancellor emergency powers [TS]

00:31:31   is merely getting some center to propose [TS]

00:31:34   the amendment yeah no no recognition of [TS]

00:31:36   actual politics might work and how you [TS]

00:31:38   might use your influence to form [TS]

00:31:40   coalition's and decide this person wants [TS]

00:31:42   this and that person wants that and use [TS]

00:31:44   the corruption of them are black male or [TS]

00:31:46   ever had maze Padma's role in the [TS]

00:31:48   opposition of padmé were to crack and [TS]

00:31:50   swing her vote to this side then it [TS]

00:31:52   would finally happen right and then paso [TS]

00:31:54   Palpatine gets up there and he says like [TS]

00:31:56   that again didn't notice until this time [TS]

00:31:58   that when he's giving his little speech [TS]

00:32:00   the boat hasn't taken place yet the jar [TS]

00:32:02   has been convinced or whatever through [TS]

00:32:04   like you know saying that he's chicken [TS]

00:32:06   to propose the amendment and then [TS]

00:32:07   helping gets up there he says he says [TS]

00:32:10   what his first act would be before [TS]

00:32:12   everyone votes on he says if you elect [TS]

00:32:14   me Chancellor future tense my first act [TS]

00:32:17   will be to form a Grand Army of the [TS]

00:32:19   Republic everybody's on shared you [TS]

00:32:21   actually like that you already agree [TS]

00:32:23   with what he's going to do with his [TS]

00:32:24   emergency powers [TS]

00:32:25   why don't you just vote to make an army [TS]

00:32:27   of the republic he doesn't need [TS]

00:32:28   emergency powers of everyone already [TS]

00:32:30   agrees with what he's going over to the [TS]

00:32:31   point [TS]

00:32:32   aren't we already told the dirt cities [TS]

00:32:33   is controlling a big part of the Senate [TS]

00:32:35   to like he probably could have just [TS]

00:32:37   found guys I get you [TS]

00:32:38   yeah nominee for emergency powers oppose [TS]

00:32:40   the amendment [TS]

00:32:41   it's got a majority support like but it [TS]

00:32:43   doesn't make sense from the Senate's [TS]

00:32:45   perspective no no John you don't you [TS]

00:32:47   don't understand just how big a deal it [TS]

00:32:49   is that jar jar binks has a has has [TS]

00:32:53   moved [TS]

00:32:53   to vote on this amendment is here [TS]

00:32:55   starbucks has been one merely proposes [TS]

00:32:57   it yes it says and this is the irony of [TS]

00:32:59   the prequels Jar Jar Binks ruins [TS]

00:33:01   everything because he's a dummy he is [TS]

00:33:03   the reason why the Empire comes to be [TS]

00:33:04   charged our banks or you could say I'm a [TS]

00:33:07   doll is bad [TS]

00:33:08   I delegation to charge our I don't know [TS]

00:33:11   if George Lucas has ever seen ever knows [TS]

00:33:13   what real politics [TS]

00:33:14   maybe someone should make him watch [TS]

00:33:15   house of cards that say likes this is [TS]

00:33:16   happy span or anything like take a [TS]

00:33:19   social studies course I'm just begging [TS]

00:33:21   so yeah well it's nonsense one would be [TS]

00:33:25   good so Palpatine takes over and my note [TS]

00:33:29   there is this would be more exciting if [TS]

00:33:30   it weren't so bureaucratic it's [TS]

00:33:31   literally like I am now the supreme [TS]

00:33:34   leader of this Republic what forms do i [TS]

00:33:38   need to fill out now scandalize from the [TS]

00:33:41   various system on a forms taxation is [TS]

00:33:45   that he's appointing the sanitation [TS]

00:33:47   Commissioner for people who donated a [TS]

00:33:48   lot just campaign for dog catcher will [TS]

00:33:50   be replaced when i say i'm going to form [TS]

00:33:53   a Grand Army I mean look it's can beat [TS]

00:33:56   these guys already have an army that we [TS]

00:33:57   ordered ten years ago and totally forgot [TS]

00:33:59   about this is anybody surprised by that [TS]

00:34:01   when they suddenly appear after like a [TS]

00:34:03   week [TS]

00:34:03   wow you guys know these guys are good [TS]

00:34:05   cloners great corners that's a big guy [TS]

00:34:08   and it's been going on for 10 years but [TS]

00:34:10   apparently they're almost ready yep [TS]

00:34:13   no they were they were they were more [TS]

00:34:14   than ready they were wondering if you [TS]

00:34:15   were ever going to come also this is the [TS]

00:34:17   point at which i wonder if he's [TS]

00:34:18   teetering on the brink of controlling [TS]

00:34:20   the Senate already what's the point of [TS]

00:34:23   the big war between the robots in the [TS]

00:34:25   clones that he's telling orchestrated [TS]

00:34:27   this that's to justify the creation of [TS]

00:34:29   the clone army itself so that he can use [TS]

00:34:31   them as stormtroopers [TS]

00:34:34   ah yeah yeah i mean the the what's [TS]

00:34:36   supposed to be happening here is there's [TS]

00:34:38   a great debate about whether they should [TS]

00:34:39   form an army or not because the Jedi [TS]

00:34:41   have been good enough and the Jedi are [TS]

00:34:43   saying no no we can't do this especially [TS]

00:34:44   an extra pressure is put on the Jedi by [TS]

00:34:47   the forming of this separatist group and [TS]

00:34:49   the general like we can't look we can [TS]

00:34:51   handle this these guys are going to [TS]

00:34:52   break away if there's a conflict we're [TS]

00:34:54   not going to be able to to fight the war [TS]

00:34:56   with these guys and they've got all [TS]

00:34:58   their droids and so it's supposed to [TS]

00:35:00   come up with this false the deal false [TS]

00:35:02   threats just it's a phantom menace again [TS]

00:35:04   this it's phantom ER this time [TS]

00:35:07   and uh and and so the robot the droid [TS]

00:35:10   army is the false threat and so he's [TS]

00:35:12   going to have this clone army at the [TS]

00:35:14   ready so that when everybody's convinced [TS]

00:35:16   then he can bring his clone army and [TS]

00:35:18   when they sweep away these losers who [TS]

00:35:21   are not very good with their clone army [TS]

00:35:23   because nute Gunray not a guy who you [TS]

00:35:24   really have high confidence in then he [TS]

00:35:26   look I've got my big army now and then [TS]

00:35:28   he can proceed to use them to take over [TS]

00:35:30   the whole Republic wait here's an idea [TS]

00:35:32   skip the droids still build the Clone [TS]

00:35:35   Army and then just take the race the [TS]

00:35:37   cologne planet from the Jedi archive let [TS]

00:35:40   the Senate vote you a Chancellor power [TS]

00:35:42   supreme powers and then just you know [TS]

00:35:44   proceed from there you don't even know [TS]

00:35:46   supreme powers just tell your army to [TS]

00:35:48   come in and take over to dissolve the it [TS]

00:35:50   was not a good sign a new hope anyway [TS]

00:35:51   it's like it's like his army is also [TS]

00:35:54   what was the whole point of having the [TS]

00:35:55   dead Jedi who ordered the army in the [TS]

00:35:57   first cipher do it was just a name that [TS]

00:36:01   presumably city is or Pandora's [TS]

00:36:03   Palpatine or or someone used the ice in [TS]

00:36:06   the ice and Christopher Lee place the [TS]

00:36:08   order but used us an assumed name [TS]

00:36:11   I just saying like it's not like they [TS]

00:36:12   clearly didn't backcheck it's like why [TS]

00:36:14   did it matter [TS]

00:36:15   no there's no credit check and give him [TS]

00:36:17   any name he's good for it i'm sure the [TS]

00:36:19   fact that the guys name is safer didn't [TS]

00:36:21   set off any alarm bells are yeah that's [TS]

00:36:23   good for it he's good for it [TS]

00:36:24   jedi jedi play battle are made of Jedi [TS]

00:36:26   yeah you know master made of Jedi is [TS]

00:36:28   great [TS]

00:36:28   Lannister's pay their debts Jedi's pay [TS]

00:36:30   their bills out he was he was a real [TS]

00:36:32   dead I it is used it the name of a dead [TS]

00:36:34   Jedi right that's yeah well yeah I just [TS]

00:36:35   didn't think there's a reason to do that [TS]

00:36:37   Jedi Master what's your name [TS]

00:36:39   um a strong guy that's my name strong [TS]

00:36:43   guy [TS]

00:36:44   it's not the first time are listed here [TS]

00:36:45   are huge that's it exactly [TS]

00:36:47   ok everybody step back it's time for me [TS]

00:36:50   to blow the spoiler horn [TS]

00:36:56   now these aren't spoilers for episode 2 [TS]

00:36:57   instead the spoiler horn you may not [TS]

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00:37:02   the spoiler horn was just a humble [TS]

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00:39:17   ok Geonosis let's get through this pad [TS]

00:39:20   manacle and conveniently spaceship sighs [TS]

00:39:23   steam vents and they aren't burned and [TS]

00:39:25   they have direct access into the factory [TS]

00:39:28   where they make droids and that leads us [TS]

00:39:30   to a series of set pieces that cap this [TS]

00:39:32   movie off starting with the fingers [TS]

00:39:34   anytime baby [TS]

00:39:35   well I what about what about obi-wan and [TS]

00:39:37   it happen the blue light have strong [TS]

00:39:39   objections to that to the scene where [TS]

00:39:40   obi-wan is trapped in the blue light [TS]

00:39:43   yeah because that's another echo of a [TS]

00:39:44   previous scene we're skipping the scene [TS]

00:39:47   where he leaves a voicemail message and [TS]

00:39:48   get shot halfway [TS]

00:39:49   you're right no truly right i get i love [TS]

00:39:54   obi-wan's phone calls because first [TS]

00:39:55   there's the one of the reigning this is [TS]

00:39:57   the worries like i gotta go and these [TS]

00:39:59   the only Jedi they have their just [TS]

00:40:01   sending him like left and right like all [TS]

00:40:03   of the place where the rest of them are [TS]

00:40:04   kicked back at the Jedi Temple be like [TS]

00:40:06   about that obi-wan he's betrayed you [TS]

00:40:08   should check my carmen sandiego [TS]

00:40:09   basically i want to complain about [TS]

00:40:11   obi-wan being in the prison suspension [TS]

00:40:14   beam and this is mostly on behalf of my [TS]

00:40:16   girlfriend who feels that Christopher [TS]

00:40:19   Lee when he has you and mcgregor trapped [TS]

00:40:22   and suspended in a prison should have [TS]

00:40:24   cooler stuff around to keep him trapped [TS]

00:40:28   suspended like maybe manacles or [TS]

00:40:30   something right I like that he rotates [TS]

00:40:32   but like randomly so Christopher Lee has [TS]

00:40:34   the potential to ground really weird [TS]

00:40:36   camera angles of like it's the back of [TS]

00:40:38   your McGregor's head like why is there [TS]

00:40:41   not just ate like why can't they just [TS]

00:40:42   keep the station here and they have a [TS]

00:40:44   dialogue they're trying to be the Empire [TS]

00:40:45   call back with Duke but it'sit's [TS]

00:40:47   delivered in such a toothless kind of [TS]

00:40:49   pale shadow of the scenes that [TS]

00:40:51   references where it's like you must join [TS]

00:40:53   this is actual dialogue you must join me [TS]

00:40:55   i will never join you Dooku [TS]

00:40:57   okay well that's straightforward then [TS]

00:40:59   and then leaves the road to know i will [TS]

00:41:00   never join you sorrow Matt do indicate [TS]

00:41:02   compared to like you know Luke screaming [TS]

00:41:05   with hand cut off just finding out that [TS]

00:41:07   this guy was his father just like you [TS]

00:41:09   should join me [TS]

00:41:10   no thanks alright seen seen over i've [TS]

00:41:12   also been instructed to ask why couldn't [TS]

00:41:15   obi-wan may be shirtless in this scene [TS]

00:41:18   well yeah but at least Christopher Lee [TS]

00:41:21   you know has some gravitas in a delivery [TS]

00:41:24   even if it's terrible dialogue and even [TS]

00:41:27   if it's not his most inspired [TS]

00:41:28   performance like oh good there's an [TS]

00:41:29   adult on the scene [TS]

00:41:30   yeah that guy that they had to say his [TS]

00:41:32   name i think i think Christopher leave [TS]

00:41:34   it comes off [TS]

00:41:34   ok mr. Lee could do better than this [TS]

00:41:36   scene in his sleep though he's tortured [TS]

00:41:38   yeah whatever he did ya do this i also [TS]

00:41:41   thought it was strange justjust let's [TS]

00:41:43   have him offer [TS]

00:41:44   oh I'm an eminent enemy of us if they're [TS]

00:41:46   bad join me and we're going to work with [TS]

00:41:49   nute Gunray here it's like it's like it [TS]

00:41:52   this is a double bluff is this a triple [TS]

00:41:55   bonds if he's bluffing himself I'm [TS]

00:41:56   similarly actually fell asleep halfway [TS]

00:41:59   through the scene and started doing [TS]

00:42:00   lines from fellowship of the ring and [TS]

00:42:01   just no one noticed i'm i'm anticipating [TS]

00:42:04   he would be cast in fellowship of the [TS]

00:42:06   ring the so that's really confusing when [TS]

00:42:09   Anakin decides to go with pat me like [TS]

00:42:10   they convince them to break the rules or [TS]

00:42:12   whatever Anakin says to her don't worry [TS]

00:42:14   I've given up trying to argue with you [TS]

00:42:15   or did you when did that happen because [TS]

00:42:17   I didn't see any of the sparring that [TS]

00:42:18   you are now trying to reference retro [TS]

00:42:20   actively that must have been a different [TS]

00:42:21   movie where you had this relationship [TS]

00:42:22   where you've given up trying to argue [TS]

00:42:24   because it seems like there was none of [TS]

00:42:25   that in the movie and you never said [TS]

00:42:26   anything in between all the other scenes [TS]

00:42:28   know there's this brief once they've [TS]

00:42:30   decided to stop playing the will they [TS]

00:42:32   won't they creepy game and they're like [TS]

00:42:35   oh yeah we're gonna shoot together we're [TS]

00:42:36   sort of together we maybe have slept [TS]

00:42:38   together and we're sort of bantering I'm [TS]

00:42:40   like okay this section right here on the [TS]

00:42:43   ship this movie I might want to see the [TS]

00:42:47   rest of the movie not so much all you [TS]

00:42:49   had that had to be interrupted because [TS]

00:42:50   they did have to have a Merry level as [TS]

00:42:52   yeah when Anakin Anakin Amidala land on [TS]

00:42:55   the planet [TS]

00:42:56   Anakin says not again obi-wan is gonna [TS]

00:42:59   kill me he loses that lightsaber and I [TS]

00:43:01   actually written that down as being [TS]

00:43:02   probably the only decent line reading [TS]

00:43:05   that Anna can get yeah actually that is [TS]

00:43:06   only the app that may be his only 1i [TS]

00:43:09   don't mind the line reading but it's [TS]

00:43:10   just so elbow key to me get it [TS]

00:43:13   obi-wan is gonna kill him oh that's the [TS]

00:43:16   elbow keyline i mean that's that's what [TS]

00:43:18   we want earlier saying you'll be the [TS]

00:43:20   death of me like that one is way worse i [TS]

00:43:23   do not like this plan [TS]

00:43:24   yes I I have a bad feeling about this [TS]

00:43:28   I'm sorry master i forgot you didn't [TS]

00:43:30   like flying [TS]

00:43:31   this is the worst i have a bad feeling [TS]

00:43:32   about this by the way I do like the we [TS]

00:43:35   came to rescue you and I did like your [TS]

00:43:37   McGregor's good job [TS]

00:43:39   yeah that's yes love that bit that may [TS]

00:43:41   be the only funny line [TS]

00:43:43   it in the mat and the merrier level you [TS]

00:43:45   have a3p oh who gives a series of lines [TS]

00:43:47   unbroken by any lines from any other [TS]

00:43:49   character and I i have a bunch of them [TS]

00:43:51   written down here but I'm just listening [TS]

00:43:52   to my all i could think of my head was [TS]

00:43:54   keep trying scriptwriters one of these [TS]

00:43:57   is going to land said he says in [TS]

00:43:59   sequence and all them down [TS]

00:44:00   I'm scrap it's a nightmare I want to go [TS]

00:44:03   home what did I do to deserve this [TS]

00:44:04   maybe pick one pick one of those you [TS]

00:44:06   think is your best the best line is 3p [TS]

00:44:08   ok I all of them are pretty crappy [TS]

00:44:09   they're not delivered very horrible [TS]

00:44:11   outtakes i'm so confused [TS]

00:44:13   Anthony Daniels has to eat okay he [TS]

00:44:15   doesn't play anybody else never the [TS]

00:44:17   dialogue i liked around here was when [TS]

00:44:20   they're change the pillars and maybe [TS]

00:44:23   he'll die maybe they'll die hey Anakin [TS]

00:44:25   says to obi-wan [TS]

00:44:27   what about Padme who's in the background [TS]

00:44:29   climbing up propeller Wanda says she [TS]

00:44:31   seems fine now she's not talking about [TS]

00:44:33   everything has to be some terrible [TS]

00:44:35   verbal you know happened to Lucas humor [TS]

00:44:37   i still like the spirit of her not [TS]

00:44:39   sitting around and waiting with backup [TS]

00:44:41   we got the crazy fit stamping of [TS]

00:44:43   conveyor belt factory seen their let's [TS]

00:44:47   back up this is now we get flying r2d2 [TS]

00:44:50   here action scene listing Threepio [TS]

00:44:52   everybody desperately wants that's wacky [TS]

00:44:54   droid factory head swap shenanigans [TS]

00:44:57   who do you want something to use let me [TS]

00:44:59   to some serious exit central questions [TS]

00:45:02   about how c-3po is consciousness works [TS]

00:45:05   yeah and and is he it is isn't in his [TS]

00:45:07   body as part of yeah his body doesn't [TS]

00:45:10   work together because because neither of [TS]

00:45:12   them it's not like his head is going for [TS]

00:45:14   a ride in that robot army droid army [TS]

00:45:16   body and it's not quite like his body is [TS]

00:45:19   completely been taken over by the droid [TS]

00:45:21   army robot head so I i went down a [TS]

00:45:25   rabbit hole there for a little while [TS]

00:45:26   because I was trying to find something [TS]

00:45:27   to amuse myself and wonder what what is [TS]

00:45:30   the nature of droid consciousness and [TS]

00:45:31   where it's and what what makes a droid [TS]

00:45:34   droid [TS]

00:45:35   I have no answers we see inside of the [TS]

00:45:37   droid there's this thing we call the [TS]

00:45:38   cloud is around the head and the body [TS]

00:45:42   ok so do they dream of electric gundarks [TS]

00:45:45   em here dan I've been dying a little bit [TS]

00:45:49   it's a yes-or-no question people come on [TS]

00:45:51   the whole factory stamping thing there's [TS]

00:45:54   that you know no one will be seated when [TS]

00:45:56   Padma is dropped in a crucible that's [TS]

00:45:58   going to have hot lava boy and metal [TS]

00:46:00   because they did the cutting of like [TS]

00:46:02   that lava going into crystal is it the [TS]

00:46:04   crystal shoes and no it's not know [TS]

00:46:06   probably going to crystals at the [TS]

00:46:07   crystal she knew no it's not not not [TS]

00:46:09   competently done remember too many times [TS]

00:46:11   it's almost kind of hard to keep track [TS]

00:46:13   of how many crystals we didn't hurt the [TS]

00:46:15   lava like this is basic stuff so silly [TS]

00:46:17   and went into the one she's in now she's [TS]

00:46:19   dead [TS]

00:46:20   oh well I never really thought she was [TS]

00:46:22   going to get killed by hot lava [TS]

00:46:23   no no but in r2 does the thing which is [TS]

00:46:25   like oh this drops the crucible on the [TS]

00:46:27   ground so she can run away okay that's [TS]

00:46:29   good i don't know maybe our to fly over [TS]

00:46:31   and let her grab you and drag and why [TS]

00:46:33   can't she get out of the crystal she's a [TS]

00:46:35   majoring athlete and shooting guns and [TS]

00:46:37   butter you put he put her into a little [TS]

00:46:39   submit thing that's a cut two feet too [TS]

00:46:40   high for her to get out of it she can't [TS]

00:46:42   but my favorite thing about the scene is [TS]

00:46:43   that when they get to the end it's like [TS]

00:46:45   literally like well that's over now will [TS]

00:46:47   capture you like there's no there's no [TS]

00:46:49   resolution it's like literally well that [TS]

00:46:51   was the end of the conveyor belt [TS]

00:46:52   I guess we'll capture never finished [TS]

00:46:54   that level Jason they finish the level i [TS]

00:46:56   like the G the G noses are just standing [TS]

00:46:58   on the other side like it happening [TS]

00:46:59   their feet likely to die or will the [TS]

00:47:01   rest up [TS]

00:47:02   yeah its voice I mean they are on a [TS]

00:47:04   moving sidewalk that is bringing them [TS]

00:47:06   right to is time for another crappy [TS]

00:47:08   cutscene so that there's a there's that [TS]

00:47:11   and then there's some love dialogue [TS]

00:47:12   which I have done in my notes on Sally [TS]

00:47:15   here's my notes this is I only wrote [TS]

00:47:16   down three words in this whole scene [TS]

00:47:18   which is love dialogue barf [TS]

00:47:20   that's what i wrote that is actually [TS]

00:47:25   slightly more compelling love dialogue [TS]

00:47:26   than the ones that was actually written [TS]

00:47:27   i had the word gag written lots of days [TS]

00:47:30   between the GFR gag whatever i truly [TS]

00:47:34   deeply unreasonably irrationally [TS]

00:47:39   nonsensically love you for whatever [TS]

00:47:41   reason that I picture that I hate sand [TS]

00:47:44   conversation in this scene when I was [TS]

00:47:47   remembering it and now I realize that [TS]

00:47:50   was to block out the actual dialogue [TS]

00:47:52   that happened haha you should do some [TS]

00:47:56   line readings hear it [TS]

00:47:57   Padma says I'm not afraid to die I've [TS]

00:48:00   been dying a little bit each day since [TS]

00:48:01   you have you have you been dying a [TS]

00:48:04   little bit each day because again i [TS]

00:48:05   didn't see that in the movie and I don't [TS]

00:48:07   understand why you would be dying except [TS]

00:48:09   maybe [TS]

00:48:09   dying license in your soul is being [TS]

00:48:11   questioned by this [TS]

00:48:12   yep that's it i've been dying a little [TS]

00:48:15   bit for the last two hours and then she [TS]

00:48:17   asked that she asked to basics but I i [TS]

00:48:20   truly deeply love you write like this [TS]

00:48:24   goes back to the episode 1 episode that [TS]

00:48:26   we did right which is i'm not going to [TS]

00:48:28   show what I'm just going to just list [TS]

00:48:30   out all the feelings I have been dying a [TS]

00:48:32   little bit each day like what one but [TS]

00:48:34   like I can't even believe that George [TS]

00:48:36   couldn't put right that like he didn't [TS]

00:48:38   he pulled this verbatim from the [TS]

00:48:39   nineteen seventies Olivia newton-john [TS]

00:48:41   song like but when what movie he does he [TS]

00:48:45   think preceded that line I don't miss [TS]

00:48:48   this boggles my mind boggles my mind [TS]

00:48:52   so here we learned that the this planet [TS]

00:48:54   of droid builders also have a penchant [TS]

00:48:56   for gladiatorial duels who knew I I have [TS]

00:49:00   a note here that says I like Natalie [TS]

00:49:02   Portman's white outfit in this scene [TS]

00:49:04   this is this is so a little costume note [TS]

00:49:06   this is this this is the outfit that [TS]

00:49:08   makes me think that this is princess [TS]

00:49:10   Leia's mother it's a very kind of this [TS]

00:49:13   is the the good throwback to the old [TS]

00:49:15   trilogy kind of thing the all-white kind [TS]

00:49:17   of outfit i like i like that so there's [TS]

00:49:19   a nice thing i said i like i like [TS]

00:49:20   there's a little bit tighter than layers [TS]

00:49:22   outfit maybe he wanted to get [TS]

00:49:24   midriff-baring bearing as I screw say [TS]

00:49:27   this is the bit that kind of creeps me [TS]

00:49:28   out a little bit though because i [TS]

00:49:30   realized at this point the only reason [TS]

00:49:33   the monster slashes are in the back is [TS]

00:49:34   to reveal her here that monster always [TS]

00:49:37   wanted to be a fashion designer but he [TS]

00:49:39   was he felt stifled by the role of [TS]

00:49:41   killing you know captives is that not [TS]

00:49:44   your outfit looks so much better just [TS]

00:49:46   very clear that guy clothes couldn't [TS]

00:49:48   operate a sewing machine so what are you [TS]

00:49:50   gonna do it from that perspective [TS]

00:49:51   frankly I'm not complaining about the [TS]

00:49:53   big about the exposed midriff but it's [TS]

00:49:55   just that combined with the late gold [TS]

00:49:57   bikini and suddenly i'm getting a [TS]

00:49:58   picture of Lucas's private life that I [TS]

00:50:00   really don't know but i don't really [TS]

00:50:02   need [TS]

00:50:02   ok so so here's my other note for this [TS]

00:50:05   which is a variety of monsters appear [TS]

00:50:07   which is its i find this fascinating [TS]

00:50:10   because it's like not like a Roman [TS]

00:50:12   gladiator kind of thing where it's like [TS]

00:50:14   and now the Lions come out it's like I [TS]

00:50:16   know let's bring out one of those kind [TS]

00:50:18   and I'm one of those kind and another [TS]

00:50:20   one here and and [TS]

00:50:22   we'll put them with these other people [TS]

00:50:23   in this arena and we'll see what happens [TS]

00:50:24   it felt almost like a reality show like [TS]

00:50:27   this is the monster arena the real world [TS]

00:50:29   monster arena or something we have five [TS]

00:50:31   different monsters answer what happened [TS]

00:50:33   who will die first [TS]

00:50:35   the first monster kills a guy on a mount [TS]

00:50:37   right away so they can't have done this [TS]

00:50:40   very often [TS]

00:50:40   that's like losing on Survivor on the [TS]

00:50:42   first episode right but Maddox we knew [TS]

00:50:45   what was going on here the monsters are [TS]

00:50:46   going to try to eat the people the [TS]

00:50:47   people are gonna try and knock it out of [TS]

00:50:48   the United my after and after the Love [TS]

00:50:51   dialogue you're like oh thank god my [TS]

00:50:52   brain will have something that can look [TS]

00:50:54   at and not feel like it wants to run and [TS]

00:50:56   hide because we highlight the monsters [TS]

00:50:57   and trying to be killed by them and yes [TS]

00:50:59   but it's the value pack of monsters that [TS]

00:51:01   struck me it's because three of the same [TS]

00:51:02   monster three of the same monster would [TS]

00:51:04   be boring right so i'll have three very [TS]

00:51:06   different assortment will have the yes [TS]

00:51:08   we'll have the the Starship Troopers [TS]

00:51:10   monster over here and we'll have the [TS]

00:51:13   writable monster over here it's the [TS]

00:51:16   Whitman sampler of monsters now exactly [TS]

00:51:18   this is I wrote down that this is as far [TS]

00:51:21   as videogame sequences in this movie go [TS]

00:51:23   again ninety percent of the movie but [TS]

00:51:24   this particular one is actually not too [TS]

00:51:27   bad and I think the reason is there's [TS]

00:51:29   only three characters we are bouncing [TS]

00:51:31   back and forth between 50 different [TS]

00:51:33   random Jedi that we haven't seen before [TS]

00:51:34   and you can actually focus your [TS]

00:51:36   attention on it the mechanics are clear [TS]

00:51:38   where there's like that the chains and [TS]

00:51:40   that and and how they break the chains [TS]

00:51:42   and swing around and stuff like that [TS]

00:51:43   it's all like fairly clear linear [TS]

00:51:45   mechanics I've got to get I've got to [TS]

00:51:47   get free from my chain and then I'm [TS]

00:51:49   going to ride on the little beast over [TS]

00:51:51   here and I was never confused about what [TS]

00:51:53   was going on it was all pretty [TS]

00:51:54   straightforward it all goes downhill [TS]

00:51:56   once a Jedi show up his party's over [TS]

00:51:59   because suddenly suddenly you're [TS]

00:52:00   watching 60 thousand different [TS]

00:52:02   characters again and he never spends [TS]

00:52:03   more than a millisecond on each one of [TS]

00:52:05   them and you just can't focus yeah the [TS]

00:52:07   whole time that these three people are [TS]

00:52:08   fighting these three monsters it's cool [TS]

00:52:10   but you have to keep reminding just [TS]

00:52:12   outside the stadium [TS]

00:52:13   there's first a big squad of Jedi on [TS]

00:52:17   this side then big squad of robots over [TS]

00:52:19   here and then a big squad of clones over [TS]

00:52:23   here all waiting their turn to russian [TS]

00:52:25   and attack the previous group [TS]

00:52:28   yeah I don't know what the general [TS]

00:52:29   strategy was I guess we're going to go [TS]

00:52:30   in there and kill everyone who is not a [TS]

00:52:32   good [TS]

00:52:33   yeah I don't know what their what their [TS]

00:52:35   strategy was their strategy was we're [TS]

00:52:37   Jedi we should just be able to walk over [TS]

00:52:39   there [TS]

00:52:40   it wasn't an extraction they weren't [TS]

00:52:42   they didn't have any way to extract them [TS]

00:52:43   they just went in there and said we're [TS]

00:52:45   gonna do fighting times I think they [TS]

00:52:46   figured they'd give up right in just [TS]

00:52:48   like go to all the Jedi are here we quit [TS]

00:52:50   except they didn't realize they've got [TS]

00:52:52   the crazy droid army there but they [TS]

00:52:55   didn't know that cause that's why they [TS]

00:52:56   brought the crazy clone army of the Jedi [TS]

00:52:58   are diminished Monty their diminished [TS]

00:53:00   this is how they did you see how to [TS]

00:53:02   balance [TS]

00:53:03   well it was another opportunity with 443 [TS]

00:53:05   po2 spot more lines like this is such a [TS]

00:53:07   drag and i'm quite beside myself [TS]

00:53:09   oh god yes my friend down at three chr [TS]

00:53:12   although to be honest [TS]

00:53:13   Threepio has been doing bad puns for a [TS]

00:53:15   long I know but you gotta pick the one [TS]

00:53:17   or two winners you can't just say [TS]

00:53:18   everything that comes into your mind and [TS]

00:53:20   write down this year after that make him [TS]

00:53:21   say them one after the other not even [TS]

00:53:23   broken up by things that happen i lost [TS]

00:53:25   my head [TS]

00:53:26   what a drag don't make me root versi [TS]

00:53:28   Threepio did die which is what was [TS]

00:53:30   happening I think this is a strong [TS]

00:53:33   strong contender for the worst bit of [TS]

00:53:35   patented Lucas so-called humor there's [TS]

00:53:37   ever been this is such a drag is it that [TS]

00:53:40   was I something really hot i love puns [TS]

00:53:43   and I boot that one I don't know that [TS]

00:53:45   it's worse than Howard the Duck the by [TS]

00:53:48   the way I didn't write down a lot of [TS]

00:53:49   dialogue here but I wrote down you call [TS]

00:53:51   this a diplomatic solution like that is [TS]

00:53:54   because that is the back-and-forth [TS]

00:53:56   male-female like we're in love but we're [TS]

00:54:00   in this action movie and we've got a [TS]

00:54:01   dynamic and here's what here's what [TS]

00:54:02   we're going to say and it just think [TS]

00:54:05   they can pull it off whether it's the [TS]

00:54:06   characters of the actors of the director [TS]

00:54:08   or whatever but it's like we're trying [TS]

00:54:09   to do snappy dialogue and it's just like [TS]

00:54:11   this is where I'm just so angry at the [TS]

00:54:13   movie and I'm like no no you did it [TS]

00:54:15   wrong they have the incredible nerve to [TS]

00:54:18   try to make a call back to an earlier so [TS]

00:54:19   that the aggressive negotiations they [TS]

00:54:21   all back to their to the pair floating [TS]

00:54:23   seen or whatever like it's like some [TS]

00:54:25   nerve you gonna call back to that we [TS]

00:54:28   hated that it's like if they call back [TS]

00:54:29   later to be what a drag [TS]

00:54:31   like you can't make callbacks the scenes [TS]

00:54:34   that we all hated that didn't work like [TS]

00:54:36   it's just it's just incredible the [TS]

00:54:38   everybody's but he's gonna clearly they [TS]

00:54:40   don't have self consciousness in that [TS]

00:54:42   way but in Lucas's mind we would be [TS]

00:54:44   loving that line [TS]

00:54:45   that's the most disturbing because [TS]

00:54:47   earlier with the aggressive yeah laughs [TS]

00:54:49   you can imagine him giggling over it as [TS]

00:54:50   he Scrolls in a napkin over said seven [TS]

00:54:53   donut of the hour the car i almost just [TS]

00:54:56   directly started like saying mean things [TS]

00:54:58   that George Lucas in my notes is when [TS]

00:54:59   you go to shows up with with the people [TS]

00:55:01   and he makes Yoda makes Yoda who like I [TS]

00:55:03   try not to associate this yoga with like [TS]

00:55:05   the real yoga but it makes you know to [TS]

00:55:07   say around the runners at the regular [TS]

00:55:09   create I was like no come on are you [TS]

00:55:13   doing to read your 10 he drops it your [TS]

00:55:15   speaks perfect english for like the last [TS]

00:55:17   10 minutes of this movie because even he [TS]

00:55:19   is just like to the forward command [TS]

00:55:20   center take me both of those lines [TS]

00:55:22   should never come out of your life i get [TS]

00:55:24   like they're second in the otherwise [TS]

00:55:25   raised like guys let's just go and it's [TS]

00:55:27   totally perfect like I happen to have [TS]

00:55:29   turned on the subtitles because i didn't [TS]

00:55:30   realize my version didn't have subtitles [TS]

00:55:31   and so I've got like I'm reading all the [TS]

00:55:33   dilation like wait he is speaking in [TS]

00:55:35   perfectly logical correctly constructed [TS]

00:55:38   sentences right now why now why for only [TS]

00:55:41   these like eight lines of dialogue do [TS]

00:55:43   they just get tired they're like oh man [TS]

00:55:45   the macro to reverse verbs and nouns [TS]

00:55:47   broke i don't know it's weird if you go [TS]

00:55:50   back and watch episode for just the [TS]

00:55:53   scene where Leia is sprung from her [TS]

00:55:56   prison cell everything they say is [TS]

00:55:59   shouted and is amazingly funny and [TS]

00:56:02   quippy and none of it reads as terribly [TS]

00:56:05   as every line in all of the prequels ok [TS]

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00:58:03   your dad's head is in that that helmet [TS]

00:58:05   don't pick it up [TS]

00:58:06   no the head flies out so just FYI out [TS]

00:58:09   isn't this a small dark blur [TS]

00:58:12   that's awful I kind of like that makes [TS]

00:58:14   race window by killing django by just [TS]

00:58:16   running up to him and cutting off his [TS]

00:58:17   head because again like jenna is [TS]

00:58:19   supposed to be competent yeah this whole [TS]

00:58:21   moving not being competent so finally we [TS]

00:58:22   get to see mace windu fighting someone [TS]

00:58:24   and he gets the upper and just runs [TS]

00:58:26   right and cuts his hair like I give a [TS]

00:58:28   thumbs up to that scene if they did more [TS]

00:58:29   of that would have would have made me [TS]

00:58:31   think the Jedi were actually useful [TS]

00:58:33   thing to have in the galaxy instead of [TS]

00:58:34   just people with light up sticks that [TS]

00:58:35   this stuff maybe would have been two [TS]

00:58:37   hours short just cut off their heads [TS]

00:58:40   down from 17 new gun rec room gone next [TS]

00:58:45   day done that one movie ago and unlike [TS]

00:58:47   Anakin like we don't get it are a [TS]

00:58:49   reasonable origin story for darth vader [TS]

00:58:51   i think that's origin story Boba Fett's [TS]

00:58:53   artists are is reasonable raised by a [TS]

00:58:55   bounty hunter the Jedi killed bounty [TS]

00:58:56   hunter he's gonna grow painting the Jedi [TS]

00:58:58   and you're going to want to be by are [TS]

00:58:59   like is that it's gonna be great [TS]

00:59:01   everything except for the army of clones [TS]

00:59:03   based on he wouldn't have to be a bounty [TS]

00:59:05   hunter anyway it doesn't matter if the [TS]

00:59:07   dead I killed his father otto but he [TS]

00:59:08   really dislikes the Jedi it's in his [TS]

00:59:10   genes then for all those Star Trek [TS]

00:59:12   turns out there obi-wan Kenobi says [TS]

00:59:14   attack those Federation starships [TS]

00:59:15   quickly i thought that was great [TS]

00:59:18   finally a star wars star trek head on [TS]

00:59:20   board that's what we've been waiting for [TS]

00:59:22   the exit the Federation is run by nute [TS]

00:59:24   Gunray who is terrible but not unlike a [TS]

00:59:27   Star Trek character the JJ Abrams [TS]

00:59:29   universe also run by nute Gunray i think [TS]

00:59:31   in this scene in the movie we also catch [TS]

00:59:33   a glimpse of Dooku's Jedi rascal scooter [TS]

00:59:36   which i think is normal [TS]

00:59:38   yeah i think i was yelling at read the [TS]

00:59:40   whole time was like why you got the [TS]

00:59:41   scooter more importantly why he parked [TS]

00:59:43   his ship all the way across the desert [TS]

00:59:45   from the place where he had his [TS]

00:59:46   deniability worse garage have such a [TS]

00:59:49   darkie looking scooter though like it [TS]

00:59:51   doesn't look impressive he looks I'm [TS]

00:59:53   embarrassed for him when he's always [TS]

00:59:54   like it's not a big wheel it's it's a [TS]

00:59:56   rascal [TS]

00:59:57   that's what Lucas had made a bet with [TS]

00:59:58   somebody at this point that [TS]

00:59:58   somebody at this point that [TS]

01:00:00   he couldn't come up with a lamer mode of [TS]

01:00:02   transport and darth maul's bike from the [TS]

01:00:04   first first episode i think i see made a [TS]

01:00:07   bet like I can get Christopher lead to [TS]

01:00:09   ride on that basically is no no I don't [TS]

01:00:12   think you can do that [TS]

01:00:13   twenty bucks says you can't get Chris on [TS]

01:00:15   that one of the rules of science fiction [TS]

01:00:17   is that you always park as far away from [TS]

01:00:19   wherever you're going as you can so you [TS]

01:00:21   can see landscape when futurama they [TS]

01:00:23   always land someplace and then have to [TS]

01:00:25   walk 10 miles to deliver things so this [TS]

01:00:28   is the scene and I kind of want to blow [TS]

01:00:30   through this unless you guys have a lot [TS]

01:00:32   to say about because i don't think it's [TS]

01:00:33   that interesting this is huge armies at [TS]

01:00:34   war [TS]

01:00:35   it's hard to understand the scale [TS]

01:00:36   reminded me a little bit of some of the [TS]

01:00:38   large fight scenes and Lord of the Rings [TS]

01:00:40   except the scale is even larger than [TS]

01:00:41   that you don't care about any of the [TS]

01:00:43   animal fighting exactly and there's no [TS]

01:00:45   real stakes other than that like Amidala [TS]

01:00:47   falls off the the helicopter and is in [TS]

01:00:50   the sand for a while behind it's just [TS]

01:00:52   not it's just not interesting [TS]

01:00:54   Oh Anakin does yell at obi-wan that one [TS]

01:00:56   scene like I want to jump off the ship [TS]

01:00:58   because she felt like to get my [TS]

01:00:59   girlfriend he says no don't get your [TS]

01:01:01   girlfriend she's fine she fell on us and [TS]

01:01:03   obviously he gets a bravery he's like [TS]

01:01:05   I'm going to expel you like that he has [TS]

01:01:07   to let go all the way to avoid what [TS]

01:01:09   would she do she would door duty [TS]

01:01:11   I'm gonna send you i wish i could just [TS]

01:01:13   my duty my face would look a lot [TS]

01:01:15   different yeah so you know and it is [TS]

01:01:19   like one of those video games where [TS]

01:01:20   you're like oh wow here's the big battle [TS]

01:01:22   we're gonna fight so no in this level [TS]

01:01:24   you just pilot the helicopter across the [TS]

01:01:26   battle to the next get you get out of [TS]

01:01:28   the helicopter the clone should review [TS]

01:01:30   their blow up but don't feel bad [TS]

01:01:31   immediately RRR dead for no I so there's [TS]

01:01:34   not yet there was really the script [TS]

01:01:36   killed them again [TS]

01:01:37   yes they had to die and and so then we [TS]

01:01:40   get our big confrontation between Dooku [TS]

01:01:42   who has dark side lightning which is [TS]

01:01:43   nice it's a nice feature my iphone has [TS]

01:01:46   dark side lighting and Christopher Lee [TS]

01:01:48   goes does a lot of evil stuff here which [TS]

01:01:50   I really like [TS]

01:01:51   well Anakin rushes in because he doesn't [TS]

01:01:52   pay attention because he's a terrible [TS]

01:01:53   student a terrible person [TS]

01:01:55   relic it's apt and gets beat up and gets [TS]

01:01:58   his arm cut off [TS]

01:01:59   bomberman yeah and then we want to get [TS]

01:02:01   to beat up to know if this my only real [TS]

01:02:03   complaint with the scene i thought i [TS]

01:02:05   would hate the scene more seeing it [TS]

01:02:06   again like with the co2 jumping around [TS]

01:02:08   like a little frog with the lights and [TS]

01:02:09   everything [TS]

01:02:10   but my only complaint is the same when I [TS]

01:02:11   originally had which is the culmination [TS]

01:02:13   of the sea manduku tries to topple a [TS]

01:02:16   giant stone pillar on top of the two [TS]

01:02:18   other Jedi so he can make his escape and [TS]

01:02:20   yoga solution is to move the pillar [TS]

01:02:22   rather than villar I don't instead of [TS]

01:02:24   the 200-pound people he will not only [TS]

01:02:26   that but if you're going to pick up the [TS]

01:02:27   pillar whatever and let's point out that [TS]

01:02:29   you lifted a starship which is in Empire [TS]

01:02:31   which is probably a lot heavier like [TS]

01:02:34   can't really take the time to like [TS]

01:02:35   slamming internship so he doesn't get [TS]

01:02:37   away [TS]

01:02:37   yeah yoda yoda doesn't come off looking [TS]

01:02:40   like a very wise or like we expect them [TS]

01:02:42   to move things with for school cos big [TS]

01:02:44   thing and we don't expect him to pull [TS]

01:02:46   the lightsaber and I totally understand [TS]

01:02:47   they wanted to do that and I don't think [TS]

01:02:49   it works that great but if you're gonna [TS]

01:02:50   make yoga Jedi kind of makes sense that [TS]

01:02:52   he would have to have lightsaber that [TS]

01:02:54   was that was it was I thought it was fun [TS]

01:02:55   to have that moment and of it goes on he [TS]

01:02:58   jumps around a lot more than seems [TS]

01:03:00   necessary and he's coming the big green [TS]

01:03:02   blur a little bit more but i love the [TS]

01:03:04   idea that's like yeah Yoda knows how to [TS]

01:03:06   use it like a printed I didn't hate it [TS]

01:03:08   as much as I hate the first time I saw [TS]

01:03:09   it because I you know the first time I [TS]

01:03:11   saw it was very much a know the whole [TS]

01:03:13   point of yoda is that he is such a good [TS]

01:03:15   Jedi he doesn't need to resort to a [TS]

01:03:17   light saber right the I still believe [TS]

01:03:20   that but I've been a disassociated this [TS]

01:03:22   yeah it was the actual yoga i'm with you [TS]

01:03:24   i liked it the first time but I hated it [TS]

01:03:26   this time it's such a bad sort fight but [TS]

01:03:28   it's not even a certified it's like a I [TS]

01:03:31   not to say it's a video game level again [TS]

01:03:33   but it's like in the middle of the sword [TS]

01:03:34   fight yo does some jumping want to see [TS]

01:03:36   if they have a lot of trouble with some [TS]

01:03:37   more because he's old enough that he [TS]

01:03:39   requires a stunt double for most of the [TS]

01:03:41   see ya and so what's interesting is you [TS]

01:03:43   get this mix of scenes where it's like [TS]

01:03:45   from a medium shy [TS]

01:03:46   alright it looks ok and then you get [TS]

01:03:48   these really weird close-up shots of you [TS]

01:03:50   McGregor and Christopher Lee where it's [TS]

01:03:52   like I can't actually tell if you're [TS]

01:03:55   even in the same scene right now it's [TS]

01:03:57   just so dissociated from their actual [TS]

01:04:00   bodies and ends back out to the wide [TS]

01:04:01   shot and it's like all right now they're [TS]

01:04:03   fighting and that's not bad choreography [TS]

01:04:04   and then back into the super close shots [TS]

01:04:06   like now you're just looking each other [TS]

01:04:08   angrily and waving lightsabers correct [TS]

01:04:10   and I don't really know what that is [TS]

01:04:11   samuel l jackson had the same problem [TS]

01:04:13   because I think he was a little bit too [TS]

01:04:14   out of shape for the role they want him [TS]

01:04:16   two halves but they didn't replace him [TS]

01:04:17   with the stunt person so a lot of times [TS]

01:04:19   they have saying no Jackson waving his [TS]

01:04:20   lightsaber around any luck [TS]

01:04:22   it's a little bit like you know your dad [TS]

01:04:23   waving a lifesaver when Yoda is in the [TS]

01:04:27   fight i think it is bed choreography [TS]

01:04:29   it's not clear what either of them are [TS]

01:04:31   trying to do it is assigned to size [TS]

01:04:34   mismatches had how do you make good [TS]

01:04:35   choreography between someone's like two [TS]

01:04:37   feet tall and I like six if he could do [TS]

01:04:39   double forward flips that fast he should [TS]

01:04:42   be carving Christopher Lee up but [TS]

01:04:44   instead he just flips up to [TS]

01:04:46   I level and attacks right where [TS]

01:04:48   Christopher Lee horas TT lock myself in [TS]

01:04:51   the ankles and your done really hard to [TS]

01:04:54   fight with no ankles on say your ankles [TS]

01:04:57   and do the thing that to do the thing [TS]

01:04:58   that obi-wan did to Darth Maul at the [TS]

01:05:00   end of the first film shoot up from [TS]

01:05:01   below and slice them in half [TS]

01:05:03   it worked once i also liked them I do [TS]

01:05:06   kind of like the engine like he stabs [TS]

01:05:08   Dooku stabs obi-wan and just makes like [TS]

01:05:10   a hole through his leg and I'm actually [TS]

01:05:12   well that's probably pretty devastating [TS]

01:05:14   just like cord the right through their [TS]

01:05:16   muscle there that's probably important [TS]

01:05:17   can't move and all that but you're John [TS]

01:05:20   John's right there's the big pillar that [TS]

01:05:22   Yoda makes a bad decision which allows [TS]

01:05:25   due to fly off back-to-back to corisande [TS]

01:05:29   and and that's making the big the big [TS]

01:05:32   epic sword fight that culminates the [TS]

01:05:34   film utterly unnecessary in meaning well [TS]

01:05:38   at least he didn't kill him though [TS]

01:05:39   because that if the big fear is they do [TS]

01:05:40   with Darth Maul thing where there's a [TS]

01:05:42   guy that sort of in the movie kind of [TS]

01:05:43   leading up to an end fight and then he [TS]

01:05:45   goes away like Google was in this movie [TS]

01:05:47   kind of talks about political stuff [TS]

01:05:48   makes what makes one talker and speech [TS]

01:05:51   Toby want to say join me obi-wan says no [TS]

01:05:53   and then it's do had died there there [TS]

01:05:54   would be I think it would be worse of [TS]

01:05:56   course we know what happens in the third [TS]

01:05:57   movie might as well just died there [TS]

01:05:58   because it's pointless and we got this [TS]

01:06:00   weird seem like the Jason was talking [TS]

01:06:02   about earlier where is it a double bluff [TS]

01:06:03   know I hate the South wait let me go [TS]

01:06:05   report to myself master great fooling [TS]

01:06:09   who are you wanna see right now you're [TS]

01:06:11   just you're trolling me now that's what [TS]

01:06:13   you're doing [TS]

01:06:14   just just just for kicks kicks ok so [TS]

01:06:17   then the am then the ship's take off [TS]

01:06:19   with the clone troopers and all that we [TS]

01:06:23   get the Darth Vader theme at the end the [TS]

01:06:24   Empire theme and it and the ship's look [TS]

01:06:26   like the Empire ships and it's like oh [TS]

01:06:27   haha [TS]

01:06:29   my plan has been revealed the Empire is [TS]

01:06:31   on the March oh my god you guys I think [TS]

01:06:34   I see what's happened [TS]

01:06:35   hearing I get Republic is turning into [TS]

01:06:37   the Empire subtle yeah i totally didn't [TS]

01:06:42   think that would happen but George [TS]

01:06:43   Lucas's dictionary actually is missing [TS]

01:06:45   the entry for several yeah it's weird [TS]

01:06:48   cut to Naboo where a marriage is being [TS]

01:06:51   held because everybody saw that coming [TS]

01:06:56   how can you have children if you're not [TS]

01:06:57   married well it was the next logical [TS]

01:06:59   step in the relationship was a scene [TS]

01:07:01   where they get married the script said [TS]

01:07:03   now that you are you have consummated [TS]

01:07:06   your above you must be made it as i have [TS]

01:07:08   three notes for the wedding after like [TS]

01:07:10   none for the last the previous 15 [TS]

01:07:12   minutes because you woke up washing over [TS]

01:07:15   me at this point [TS]

01:07:16   first of all one thing you can say for [TS]

01:07:18   the Empire in a very short time they [TS]

01:07:20   made huge advancements in hand [TS]

01:07:22   replacement oh yeah is that creepy-ass [TS]

01:07:24   thing that he's got under his real [TS]

01:07:26   Terminator her here where yeah I thought [TS]

01:07:29   that was like just the temp like as a [TS]

01:07:30   temporary and you put it around your [TS]

01:07:32   really accurately got it all blinged out [TS]

01:07:34   though [TS]

01:07:35   oh yeah that's it is little oldish is [TS]

01:07:37   very golden china yeah nice yeah i also [TS]

01:07:41   i think found it odd that for her [TS]

01:07:43   wedding day Padme chose to wear her one [TS]

01:07:45   subdued outfit that's how she flies it [TS]

01:07:50   was a quiet ceremony just the two of [TS]

01:07:51   them i was shocked to see that she even [TS]

01:07:53   had such an outfit but there was for my [TS]

01:07:55   wedding it was a tablecloth and lastly [TS]

01:07:59   the utterly inept marital kissing at the [TS]

01:08:03   end is the perfect cherry on top of the [TS]

01:08:07   six scoop sundae of awkward that is this [TS]

01:08:09   film my last note from that scene in my [TS]

01:08:12   last note from the entire movie because [TS]

01:08:14   this is the last scene of the movie is [TS]

01:08:16   they're loved they're loved feels [TS]

01:08:18   neither true nor tragic at this boat [TS]

01:08:21   were supposed to have that moment of [TS]

01:08:23   like is then finally love the [TS]

01:08:25   culmination or the oh but we know this [TS]

01:08:27   is going to go horribly wrong and so [TS]

01:08:28   it's like oh they got married [TS]

01:08:31   ok and then dad did it i found myself [TS]

01:08:36   wondering if it's a legitimate marriage [TS]

01:08:38   if you're only Witnesses are two droids [TS]

01:08:40   I mean our computer can't even sign a [TS]

01:08:42   marriage license yes but you don't know [TS]

01:08:44   that maybe has a pan arm you can project [TS]

01:08:46   Holograms [TS]

01:08:47   the marriage that's better than signing [TS]

01:08:49   something Threepio isn't a certified [TS]

01:08:51   notary as one of his many talents that [TS]

01:08:53   he had an addition to all this protocol [TS]

01:08:55   it's it's part of the protocol droid [TS]

01:08:58   suite of the advantage in centre-back [TS]

01:09:00   it's a lot like programming moisture [TS]

01:09:02   vaporators it's true he has his own [TS]

01:09:03   notary stamp in fact if there's anything [TS]

01:09:06   a protocol droid was made for its that [TS]

01:09:08   it's notarizing a wedding is protocol [TS]

01:09:10   wasn't there someone overseeing the [TS]

01:09:12   ceremony was just the two of them the [TS]

01:09:14   droid army some dude in Russia and [TS]

01:09:16   there's insufficient there's an [TS]

01:09:17   efficient and efficient who is who is [TS]

01:09:19   going to keep his mouth shut apparently [TS]

01:09:20   because this is a secret wedding all the [TS]

01:09:21   mannequins gonna just murder him [TS]

01:09:23   afterwards you think the paparazzi would [TS]

01:09:25   be there like taking pictures of the [TS]

01:09:26   senator get married but no thanks [TS]

01:09:29   thanks Randy wasn't lyin in a quiet far [TS]

01:09:31   off in the Lake Country ceremony with [TS]

01:09:34   the Naboo rabbi who is going to just [TS]

01:09:36   keep it quiet nabi rabbi rabbi price [TS]

01:09:39   came back [TS]

01:09:40   I'm proud of that that's playing after [TS]

01:09:41   the rural juror that's never wrap it was [TS]

01:09:44   my favorite of the Phoenician Kings [TS]

01:09:46   angry you know my favorite part of this [TS]

01:09:51   scene was it was the movie is over [TS]

01:09:54   it never has that John loving span fair [TS]

01:09:58   kicking in really got me quite so that [TS]

01:10:01   is a sweet sweet relief [TS]

01:10:03   I two notes into that i turn the TV off [TS]

01:10:06   again this was 33 sessions my least [TS]

01:10:09   favorite is that there is a movie after [TS]

01:10:11   the after he left the watts [TS]

01:10:13   I remember the third movie is being [TS]

01:10:15   better than these other two [TS]

01:10:17   it's the Goodwin out is not the good [TS]

01:10:20   ones don't sweat it it's a good way to [TS]

01:10:21   me it's not only worse [TS]

01:10:25   no it's totally dark it's awesome it's [TS]

01:10:28   like Empire it's got a robot with your [TS]

01:10:30   arms [TS]

01:10:32   arms but he's again I thought I thought [TS]

01:10:36   what's-his-name Grievous I thought [TS]

01:10:37   Grievous was in this movie because of [TS]

01:10:39   the sort of sameness of the Geonosis [TS]

01:10:41   something like robots and and the Speak [TS]

01:10:42   & Spell techno Union guy I like what the [TS]

01:10:44   green shopping movies almost over isn't [TS]

01:10:46   it now peace in the next moment [TS]

01:10:47   nevermind that you're excited that Dooku [TS]

01:10:49   lives through this one but he's in a [TS]

01:10:50   dispatch like in the first time I was [TS]

01:10:52   saying I'm not excited understand like [TS]

01:10:54   they did with the first movie they had a [TS]

01:10:55   villain that might have been interested [TS]

01:10:57   in someone killed immediately in this [TS]

01:10:59   movie they had a similar arc for a [TS]

01:11:00   similar villain and they might as well [TS]

01:11:02   just killed him at the end but you know [TS]

01:11:03   when I came out of this movie I didn't [TS]

01:11:05   know he was gonna die in his foreseen [TS]

01:11:06   and in the next movie [TS]

01:11:08   I thought maybe you could have an actual [TS]

01:11:09   Ark with the villages Palpatine is the [TS]

01:11:11   crappy villain in terms on screen and [TS]

01:11:12   i'm only ever does is send threatening [TS]

01:11:14   Holograms and act fake nice to the [TS]

01:11:17   Senators for no reason you don't need a [TS]

01:11:19   reason to act nice to people [TS]

01:11:21   you monster fake-nice forget it John [TS]

01:11:23   let's do town it's it's croissant [TS]

01:11:26   yeah especially with his fake [TS]

01:11:28   recalcitrance oh I do I love the [TS]

01:11:30   Republic I don't want to have emergency [TS]

01:11:32   powers [TS]

01:11:33   no please don't give me powers yeah i'm [TS]

01:11:36   in fact I don't need them because [TS]

01:11:38   they're nonsensical and I'm going to [TS]

01:11:39   tell you what I'm going to do with him [TS]

01:11:40   so you can just look for that instead I [TS]

01:11:42   could shoot you right here not a court [TS]

01:11:45   in this land would convict me with [TS]

01:11:47   companies all style points [TS]

01:11:48   he's just like look I could just take [TS]

01:11:50   this over by force but no I'm gonna have [TS]

01:11:51   an elaborate plan that involves army to [TS]

01:11:54   destroy each other and just because I [TS]

01:11:57   can look there's only two safe there's a [TS]

01:11:59   degree of difficulty among the shift [TS]

01:12:01   that doesn't get bored right there has [TS]

01:12:03   been around for thousands of you can [TS]

01:12:04   select how many items i stood now [TS]

01:12:07   well what have we learned nothing [TS]

01:12:11   I don't need to watch a movie just [TS]

01:12:12   because you tell me to that's good yeah [TS]

01:12:15   so here's a question for the palate is [TS]

01:12:18   this movie worse than the Phantom Menace [TS]

01:12:20   yes yes an empty attic jacket is and the [TS]

01:12:24   reason is the Phantom Menace is crap but [TS]

01:12:27   as the machete ordered i observed it's [TS]

01:12:28   largely self-contained crap it has [TS]

01:12:31   precisely zero bearing on anything that [TS]

01:12:33   comes afterwards so it's a lot easier to [TS]

01:12:36   pretend that it's not really part of [TS]

01:12:37   Star Wars I could talk myself into [TS]

01:12:39   liking Phantom Menace I got nothing on [TS]

01:12:41   this movie we didn't even mention the [TS]

01:12:44   the the Death Star cameo yes death star [TS]

01:12:46   cameo like literally it's literally a [TS]

01:12:49   cameo that you open up and projects [TS]

01:12:50   pictures did you bring the super secret [TS]

01:12:52   plans I gotta make sure these are the [TS]

01:12:53   right super secret plan so you're going [TS]

01:12:56   project those yep [TS]

01:12:57   yeah death star yeah so the plan is ball [TS]

01:13:00   with a dimple got it but new sort of [TS]

01:13:03   golf ball that's a good plan i like that [TS]

01:13:05   plan that can't you send these via [TS]

01:13:07   interstellar hologram mail that would be [TS]

01:13:09   way too dangerous [TS]

01:13:11   they committed them i know so it did [TS]

01:13:12   people think this is worse than the [TS]

01:13:13   phantom menace we get my pieces work as [TS]

01:13:15   it is worse things for us absolutely [TS]

01:13:18   worse so much worse [TS]

01:13:21   oh I so my when watching these [TS]

01:13:24   originally I felt like this was better [TS]

01:13:26   and now I'm not so sure [TS]

01:13:28   um I think you know an episode 1 is [TS]

01:13:33   really bad i know we did it we watched [TS]

01:13:35   episode two more recently but I think [TS]

01:13:37   episode 1 is really really bad and this [TS]

01:13:39   is it's a question is something is [TS]

01:13:41   something that's really bad worse than [TS]

01:13:43   something that's incredibly boring yeah [TS]

01:13:45   i would you rather watch the podrace or [TS]

01:13:48   an equivalent of stretch from this movie [TS]

01:13:50   any stretch [TS]

01:13:51   I can't remember this movie I'll say [TS]

01:13:53   that I think this one has worse that [TS]

01:13:55   like the love dialogue is it extra just [TS]

01:13:57   kind of like yeah poop cherry on top [TS]

01:14:00   that is just thrown credibly awful but i [TS]

01:14:04   don't know like if you take out the love [TS]

01:14:05   dialogue there are some action scenes in [TS]

01:14:08   this movie like again I would I got [TS]

01:14:10   sweet relief from having to experience [TS]

01:14:11   this movie I got to see a little action [TS]

01:14:13   scene like I Phantom Menace offended me [TS]

01:14:16   more and maybe it's the charger angle [TS]

01:14:18   and maybe it's that Anakin but you know [TS]

01:14:20   the actor that plays him like I didn't [TS]

01:14:22   agree with the way Anakin was played [TS]

01:14:23   here I thought it was stupid but at [TS]

01:14:25   least it was competently whiny was [TS]

01:14:27   opposed to jail or die [TS]

01:14:28   I i did I thought that episode 2 is [TS]

01:14:30   worse but now having seen both of them [TS]

01:14:32   in recent memory [TS]

01:14:33   I gotta give the edge to episode 1 at [TS]

01:14:35   because episode 2 is just super boring [TS]

01:14:38   and the boring i find more forgivable [TS]

01:14:40   than the awful nasty i think the boring [TS]

01:14:42   is what you make Star Wars boring to me [TS]

01:14:45   is almost a bigger I think it may be [TS]

01:14:47   bigger crime than making it bad like all [TS]

01:14:49   right I read back in there but they're [TS]

01:14:50   both awful they're both awful i just [TS]

01:14:52   can't decide what I read bad star wars [TS]

01:14:55   books right like but like to make it [TS]

01:14:57   like a [TS]

01:14:58   make me so like I can't even pay [TS]

01:15:00   attention and maybe because it'll it it [TS]

01:15:02   leaves my mind after watching it you [TS]

01:15:04   know i watch this two hours ago I can't [TS]

01:15:06   remember what the plot was there you go [TS]

01:15:08   maybe that's why I don't think of it is [TS]

01:15:09   worse because it does leave my mind [TS]

01:15:11   completely because it's like it's like [TS]

01:15:12   it dissolves on your tongue it's just [TS]

01:15:14   goes away and then it's you forget that [TS]

01:15:16   you had to like when you're in it it's [TS]

01:15:17   terrible you're like oh god please make [TS]

01:15:19   this stop please make it stop but then [TS]

01:15:20   it just goes away whereas the Phantom [TS]

01:15:22   Menace of the poop cherry dissolves on [TS]

01:15:23   your tongue is what you say but by the [TS]

01:15:25   way it is calling it an animal we've [TS]

01:15:28   been calling him Anakin consistently but [TS]

01:15:29   the movie almost always calls him Danny [TS]

01:15:31   which has to be one of the worst [TS]

01:15:33   decisions they go back and forth on that [TS]

01:15:35   but yeah i agree that that I think we [TS]

01:15:37   took mention that nap in the Phantom s12 [TS]

01:15:39   but after she dies he's Little Orphan [TS]

01:15:41   Annie she and it was gonna make Andy oh [TS]

01:15:51   right now it's it's so but I I i agree [TS]

01:15:55   whether whether you choose bad or boring [TS]

01:15:56   i feel like that's kind of a choice [TS]

01:15:58   because I I think back to some of the [TS]

01:15:59   Gungan stuff and all the stuff with the [TS]

01:16:01   Trade Federation and I think there's so [TS]

01:16:03   much in episode one that I really [TS]

01:16:05   despise that's just like I don't ever [TS]

01:16:07   want to see it again and this movie you [TS]

01:16:09   know it was like Walt it was like [TS]

01:16:10   wallpaper was in offensive in parts the [TS]

01:16:13   dialogue was really bad with the sound [TS]

01:16:15   off it was less bad and you know some of [TS]

01:16:17   the action stuff is ok but it's boring [TS]

01:16:20   and kind of and just not it's just kind [TS]

01:16:22   of there so i think i think you have you [TS]

01:16:24   have adults doing things like again with [TS]

01:16:26   you watch with the sound off an adult [TS]

01:16:28   jumps out of a window and grabs a droid [TS]

01:16:29   and is a very badly done car chase and [TS]

01:16:31   shooting and it's just like at least [TS]

01:16:33   there's people doing things somewhere [TS]

01:16:37   and phantom menace that is just like [TS]

01:16:38   that there's nothing going on [TS]

01:16:40   I'll put it this way Phantom Menace is [TS]

01:16:41   worse but I resent episode two more just [TS]

01:16:44   because you episode one came out it was [TS]

01:16:46   like oh man this is really bad well [TS]

01:16:48   maybe maybe you got another shot right [TS]

01:16:50   and there's like no I was not paying [TS]

01:16:52   attention getting back to the timeline [TS]

01:16:54   thing after i get when i wanted episode [TS]

01:16:56   to authenticate you know I had high [TS]

01:16:58   hopes when I came out of it i was broken [TS]

01:17:00   I'm like well that's it that's it that's [TS]

01:17:02   it yeah that's right because that the [TS]

01:17:04   title of star wars episode 3 as well [TS]

01:17:05   know when he goes my title of stars [TS]

01:17:07   every third story with Star Wars hyphen [TS]

01:17:09   episode 3 colon let's get this over with [TS]

01:17:11   well for me it was the fact that looking [TS]

01:17:14   going forward to episode 3 [TS]

01:17:16   it was the point where i was just [TS]

01:17:17   thinking like there's all the people who [TS]

01:17:19   kept being like no no this one's going [TS]

01:17:21   to be good at like I finally saw the [TS]

01:17:23   delusion in it does it maybe it's 2 2 [TS]

01:17:26   out of 3 and like people were telling [TS]

01:17:27   themselves it was gonna be good i'm like [TS]

01:17:29   i cannot i can you cannot get me again [TS]

01:17:31   you've got a movie twice you can I don't [TS]

01:17:34   know a third time totally broken like [TS]

01:17:35   there is no chance it's gonna be good i [TS]

01:17:37   was convinced and it was just like even [TS]

01:17:39   if it is two out of three it's free of [TS]

01:17:40   the print I wrote them off because I [TS]

01:17:42   said you didn't that's it it's over [TS]

01:17:44   speaking as somebody who didn't care [TS]

01:17:46   either way because i'm not that invested [TS]

01:17:47   in the original series 2 is so much [TS]

01:17:51   worse because I will take i will take [TS]

01:17:53   bad which at least can be entertaining [TS]

01:17:55   in a bad sort of way over I can't even [TS]

01:17:58   watch this movie i literally find this [TS]

01:18:01   movie unwatchable and it's never more [TS]

01:18:03   boring than in the action sequences [TS]

01:18:05   ironically enough I mean that the all [TS]

01:18:08   the dialogue true in the love scenes is [TS]

01:18:10   truly horrible but at least I can point [TS]

01:18:12   and laugh and these action sequences [TS]

01:18:14   that are just crap flying by one after [TS]

01:18:17   the other and there's just nothing to [TS]

01:18:18   hold my interest [TS]

01:18:19   I can't even watch I literally cannot [TS]

01:18:21   watch i have to i was sitting there [TS]

01:18:24   watching these theoretically exciting [TS]

01:18:26   scenes and I was thinking god I gotta [TS]

01:18:28   fix that hole downstairs in the wall [TS]

01:18:31   gotta pick up some spaetzle and other [TS]

01:18:32   crap and some questions for a podcast I [TS]

01:18:34   gotta get back to it it's unwatchable [TS]

01:18:36   what it was I mean is is true that it [TS]

01:18:39   was harder for me to get through this [TS]

01:18:41   thing I watched phantom menace in one [TS]

01:18:42   sitting and this one took three so maybe [TS]

01:18:44   I'm nicest stuff call me you're starting [TS]

01:18:47   to win me over that and no it's okay [TS]

01:18:50   it's all just so painful i come from the [TS]

01:18:52   opposite side from Steve as a child I [TS]

01:18:54   care very much about Star Wars and Star [TS]

01:18:56   Wars sheets and I like Star Wars enough [TS]

01:18:59   that when the first prequel became in I [TS]

01:19:00   committed to it talked myself into it [TS]

01:19:03   lasted over and over Italy Stockholm [TS]

01:19:05   Syndrome to myself into accepting it [TS]

01:19:08   I couldn't do that with episode 2 [TS]

01:19:12   and nothing to get hold it broke us it [TS]

01:19:15   broke it broke everybody was it if you [TS]

01:19:18   reckon maybe you're trying to make their [TS]

01:19:20   episodes 1 yes we were just we were [TS]

01:19:22   resigned to our fate we understood that [TS]

01:19:24   this these prequels were never going to [TS]

01:19:26   be good [TS]

01:19:26   they're never getting any better Curtis [TS]

01:19:28   was bad we should feel bad [TS]

01:19:30   serenity what is your thought about [TS]

01:19:32   episode 1 vs episode 2 I don't think we [TS]

01:19:34   heard from you know you didn't and [TS]

01:19:36   that's it [TS]

01:19:39   because yeah I I have very little [TS]

01:19:41   winners about episode 1 episode 2 other [TS]

01:19:44   than I feel like I was more like some of [TS]

01:19:48   our other panelists I was more [TS]

01:19:50   disappointed and episode to episode 1 [TS]

01:19:52   and I was younger when I saw episode 1 [TS]

01:19:55   episode 2 so I feel like I can excuse [TS]

01:19:57   some of episode ones failings on [TS]

01:20:01   oh I saw it when I was younger and I [TS]

01:20:02   didn't completely hate it i only [TS]

01:20:04   partially hated but this one this one is [TS]

01:20:07   kind of this one actually frustrates me [TS]

01:20:10   more because there are the glimmers of a [TS]

01:20:12   good movie in what is irrevocably a [TS]

01:20:15   horrible horrible film and to see the [TS]

01:20:19   little bits where I'm like yes I want to [TS]

01:20:21   see that alternative universe movie I [TS]

01:20:23   really want this to be what Star Wars [TS]

01:20:25   prequels look like and then have that [TS]

01:20:27   not happen just as soul-crushing fool me [TS]

01:20:31   twice shame on me for me three times [TS]

01:20:34   we're doing another podcast yeah yeah we [TS]

01:20:37   don't mention that yet because i think [TS]

01:20:39   it would be not good for our mental [TS]

01:20:41   health will bring it we need a break to [TS]

01:20:43   regain our strength we do we need to we [TS]

01:20:45   need your strength i will go to the [TS]

01:20:47   desert [TS]

01:20:48   no i hate's and I do have to ask did any [TS]

01:20:50   of you who watched a phantom menace in [TS]

01:20:53   the theaters seven or eight times [TS]

01:20:54   watching this more than once in the [TS]

01:20:56   theater how I think I saw it while you [TS]

01:20:59   did learn something in the intro yeah [TS]

01:21:00   but I must have watched it a second time [TS]

01:21:02   when it came out on DVD yet I've seen it [TS]

01:21:05   more than once [TS]

01:21:06   episode 3 although i claim i liked it [TS]

01:21:07   more I only ever watched the one of the [TS]

01:21:09   theater that I've only seen I've only [TS]

01:21:11   seen episode 3 once I've seen episode 2 [TS]

01:21:13   probably three or four times because i [TS]

01:21:14   watched it then I watched on DVD [TS]

01:21:16   like I said I like the Camino stuff more [TS]

01:21:18   than i did this last time and i watch it [TS]

01:21:20   with my kids because they did have seen [TS]

01:21:23   that they haven't seen episode 3 either [TS]

01:21:24   so I play [TS]

01:21:25   the lego game several times yeah like [TS]

01:21:28   yeah I think I feel like I've seen more [TS]

01:21:29   of episode 2 and lego games then i have [TS]

01:21:31   i think i've watched below two maybe [TS]

01:21:33   three or four times it's like knowing a [TS]

01:21:34   movie from the Mad Magazine I someone [TS]

01:21:38   half a dozen times including like three [TS]

01:21:40   or four times in the theater I saw [TS]

01:21:41   episode 2 and 3 once each in the theater [TS]

01:21:44   so like John said broken [TS]

01:21:47   yeah I've seen them both price and I [TS]

01:21:49   think that's enough [TS]

01:21:50   yeah i agree i think we've done our job [TS]

01:21:53   and so i'm going to call it into this [TS]

01:21:55   very long very long podcast about [TS]

01:21:57   episode to leave once again gone longer [TS]

01:22:00   than the movie but you know and that's [TS]

01:22:02   hard to believe because this is one long [TS]

01:22:04   line and felt let me tell you we we are [TS]

01:22:08   also more entertaining than the movie [TS]

01:22:10   hey I said that also hard to believe I [TS]

01:22:12   know and yet there it is [TS]

01:22:14   alright so I'm going to thank my guests [TS]

01:22:16   for spending all this time talking about [TS]

01:22:17   a movie they never ever ever have to see [TS]

01:22:19   again and those people are serenity [TS]

01:22:22   called well thank you very much thank [TS]

01:22:24   you [TS]

01:22:25   you survived I did I did somehow good [TS]

01:22:29   for you but for us [TS]

01:22:31   good morning are you still out there I'm [TS]

01:22:34   just barely alive [TS]

01:22:36   good thank you for being here it's i [TS]

01:22:38   wish i could say it was a pleasure Jason [TS]

01:22:39   which I could I know I know you do monte [TS]

01:22:43   Ashley thank you very much for being [TS]

01:22:45   here i mentioned this one [TS]

01:22:46   Boing sound effect that wouldn't it was [TS]

01:22:49   on screen really made me angry [TS]

01:22:51   you call this a diplomatic solution [TS]

01:22:53   multi I do not [TS]

01:22:56   its aggressive diplomacy Steve let's [TS]

01:22:59   love dialogue barf [TS]

01:23:01   how are you thanks for being here all [TS]

01:23:04   Syracuse's fault he's jealous he's [TS]

01:23:08   holding me back and John siracusa thanks [TS]

01:23:15   for being here i'm glad you did it [TS]

01:23:16   I'm glad you didn't big off I had a [TS]

01:23:17   nightmare that you're like nope can't do [TS]

01:23:19   it sorry no III didn't know I was gonna [TS]

01:23:21   make it I think I better get started now [TS]

01:23:22   watching episode 3 and five min 200 [TS]

01:23:25   hundred twenty-six one minute segments [TS]

01:23:27   you know separated by week of recovery [TS]

01:23:29   after each show maybe just frame by [TS]

01:23:31   frame [TS]

01:23:32   that's a good one John it's cool no no [TS]

01:23:36   it's not [TS]

01:23:37   uh it's and anyway let's talk more about [TS]

01:23:41   trade disputes let's do that we can at [TS]

01:23:45   least say seen some actual trading to [TS]

01:23:48   explain what they were disputing bitch [TS]

01:23:50   betta our wires of the spice coming from [TS]

01:23:52   this isn't a frank herbert normal [TS]

01:23:54   the spice must flow through Naboo [TS]

01:23:55   apparently it comes from the liquid core [TS]

01:23:58   of the planet [TS]

01:23:59   yeah they say that Naboo has no exports [TS]

01:24:03   whatsoever and they rely on imports but [TS]

01:24:05   I look at the planet it's a green lush [TS]

01:24:08   planet how do they not grow a million [TS]

01:24:10   things vision mill closed giant tix [TS]

01:24:12   there's Gungan juice on everything you [TS]

01:24:16   don't want it no it's Jar Jar Jar he's [TS]

01:24:19   poisoned everything it comes down to [TS]

01:24:21   georgia alright well that's it we're [TS]

01:24:24   done i hope you're happy everybody out [TS]

01:24:26   there we really know what we do for you [TS]

01:24:29   what because we love anyway that's it [TS]

01:24:32   for this air and uh when we'll be back [TS]

01:24:35   for episode 3 [TS]

01:24:36   I don't know we have to consult our [TS]

01:24:37   doctors until then thanks for listening [TS]

01:24:40   goodbye may the force be with you stay [TS]

01:24:42   away from sand [TS]

01:24:50   I don't like sand but don't like sand [TS]

01:24:55   saying is pretty soft guys course it's [TS]

01:24:58   right off its irritating saying isn't [TS]

01:25:01   rough and gets in between your toes and [TS]

01:25:04   it gets everywhere I've been to the [TS]

01:25:05   beach sand is nice and soft you can fall [TS]

01:25:08   down on it you know when you're when [TS]

01:25:10   you're starting off a pick-up line [TS]

01:25:11   you're going to end with smooth and soft [TS]

01:25:15   yeah I really don't want to throw in [TS]

01:25:16   sand in the underwear into the increase [TS]

01:25:19   to like you [TS]

01:25:21   I think it's very telling that line is [TS]

01:25:22   actually I don't like sand and yet [TS]

01:25:25   everybody remembers it as I hate hate [TS]

01:25:27   sand because character car its character [TS]

01:25:31   anybody's seen the movie they're trying [TS]

01:25:33   to get him some kind of strong emotion [TS]

01:25:35   which he ought to be expressing at that [TS]

01:25:37   point the movie but is that's it's not [TS]

01:25:40   everybody gets everywhere haha that's my [TS]

01:25:42   funny line aside vaguely dislike this [TS]

01:25:44   session and I basically like you not [TS]

01:25:47   married [TS]

01:25:48   let's get married ok and Natalie you [TS]

01:25:50   just stand there like a statue [TS]

01:25:52   good good no expression good keep doing [TS]

01:25:54   that he's gonna touch you don't drink a [TS]

01:25:55   white good okay try your best sweetheart [TS]

01:25:58   all right guard we're done [TS]