Roderick on the Line

Ep. 73: "Ketchup is Hard to Remove"


00:00:00   hello hi John [TS]

00:00:07   hi Merlin hi how are you I'm all right [TS]

00:00:10   where you are you microblogging m3 [TS]

00:00:16   microblogging on twitter.com [TS]

00:00:19   I'm late for our call because I was [TS]

00:00:21   microblogging yeah yeah I I thought that [TS]

00:00:24   was between dudes but yeah I was this a [TS]

00:00:26   lot of there's a lot of stuff to talk [TS]

00:00:28   about on the internet right now [TS]

00:00:30   yeah but you know it's funny you say [TS]

00:00:32   that i was i was making a blog as they [TS]

00:00:34   say [TS]

00:00:34   yeah on uh were the one that said you're [TS]

00:00:37   not supposed to use anymore [TS]

00:00:39   c is gonna kill the longevity tumblr [TS]

00:00:41   tumblr sold themselves to facebook [TS]

00:00:44   yeah for a cool cool bill a billion [TS]

00:00:47   dollars 1.1 yeah I cannot be happy with [TS]

00:00:49   the point one I don't know right i think [TS]

00:00:52   you're paying a lot of bills for the [TS]

00:00:53   point point one you know how much I [TS]

00:00:55   could do with point one I like you know [TS]

00:00:57   what if you don't mind my asking what is [TS]

00:01:00   that what is that and i have to look it [TS]

00:01:01   up on wolframalpha what is that a [TS]

00:01:03   hundred million dollars that's all [TS]

00:01:06   that's a lot of bill that's a lot of [TS]

00:01:08   money yeah we have like them that's like [TS]

00:01:12   that but that people that won the [TS]

00:01:15   lottery in Florida after taxes you know [TS]

00:01:18   I should even talk about the lottery i [TS]

00:01:21   have very strong feeling well you know [TS]

00:01:22   what I just checked them all from alpha [TS]

00:01:24   it's 100 million dollars ya series [TS]

00:01:27   wolframalpha told you about this you did [TS]

00:01:29   i put it up on my dashboard I use it all [TS]

00:01:32   the time I to figure out megawatts to [TS]

00:01:34   watch the other day and it was for a [TS]

00:01:35   joke really helpful [TS]

00:01:37   I don't use it i tried i tried today [TS]

00:01:40   earlier today I tried to figure out what [TS]

00:01:41   percentage of the world's population [TS]

00:01:45   oh who was represented by America [TS]

00:01:49   there's seven billion people in the [TS]

00:01:53   world and 340 350 what 400 million [TS]

00:01:57   Americans now I i think that is the [TS]

00:02:00   calculator you know this is one of those [TS]

00:02:02   I want to get back to microblogging [TS]

00:02:03   actually don't I on I'm really screwed [TS]

00:02:07   up about that because of a Burger King [TS]

00:02:09   commercial from the mid to late [TS]

00:02:11   seventies [TS]

00:02:12   remember when burger king for was first [TS]

00:02:14   unearthed remember these days I know [TS]

00:02:16   you're very young man but you be if you [TS]

00:02:18   want to mcdonalds yeah anyway we've [TS]

00:02:21   talked before about the grill order the [TS]

00:02:23   relative grill water is encoding you [TS]

00:02:25   call it like an exception you go in and [TS]

00:02:28   you say kind of on the slide you say [TS]

00:02:30   look I want to play mini burger i watch [TS]

00:02:32   what i want and like you know in my case [TS]

00:02:36   I would go in and say and the key to a [TS]

00:02:39   grill McDonald's because i used to work [TS]

00:02:41   there and I read the trades [TS]

00:02:43   yeah i'm going to mcdonalds and you [TS]

00:02:44   don't ask for extra something for not [TS]

00:02:48   something it has to be not something [TS]

00:02:50   that's hard to remove and i'll just tell [TS]

00:02:51   you is an insider catch it is hard to [TS]

00:02:53   remove [TS]

00:02:54   huh you can tell you know very [TS]

00:02:55   personally I've personally found ketchup [TS]

00:02:59   is hard to remove [TS]

00:03:00   hmm alright yeah but but ya know I would [TS]

00:03:04   when I was a kid I would go into [TS]

00:03:06   mcdonalds in order a plain hamburger so [TS]

00:03:09   here's the key and I this is probably [TS]

00:03:11   not going to brushy in this in the in [TS]

00:03:15   this age of personalization and [TS]

00:03:17   customization this will probably seem [TS]

00:03:18   obvious but McDonald's you kind of [TS]

00:03:21   screw-up the mcdonalds if everybody came [TS]

00:03:23   in and asked for it as burger king would [TS]

00:03:25   say to be made in their own way right [TS]

00:03:28   you screw everything up because if you [TS]

00:03:29   go to mcdonalds you could I went to [TS]

00:03:31   mcdonalds once at midnight in chicago [TS]

00:03:33   and there's a that's three mistakes in a [TS]

00:03:36   row [TS]

00:03:37   well and i was there and the members of [TS]

00:03:39   a cult jam showed up and we're signing [TS]

00:03:41   photos Lisa Lisa and cultures Alisa was [TS]

00:03:44   not was not enforce it was it was just [TS]

00:03:46   called champ [TS]

00:03:47   anyway you go to a busy mcdonalds you [TS]

00:03:49   know this you go to a busy mcdonalds [TS]

00:03:51   anytime of day it's gonna be really [TS]

00:03:53   really good mcdonalds not as good as [TS]

00:03:56   when we were kids but good now thing is [TS]

00:03:58   did you know you know about you know [TS]

00:04:01   about wasting the idea of waste you go [TS]

00:04:04   in and I'm i am I have an expert on [TS]

00:04:07   wasting i'm presently wasting away [TS]

00:04:10   you sound like a little bit head cold [TS]

00:04:11   well it's allergy season [TS]

00:04:13   Jesus you know what I'm doing I'm so [TS]

00:04:16   deep in the stack right now I have so [TS]

00:04:17   much to say about allergies the [TS]

00:04:19   allergies climb up inside me and then [TS]

00:04:21   they make themselves comfortable and [TS]

00:04:24   right now they're all sitting [TS]

00:04:26   like they have outfitted the inside of [TS]

00:04:29   my head with those green the lure [TS]

00:04:31   couches telling Shay's that were in all [TS]

00:04:34   the dorm rooms in the eighties that like [TS]

00:04:36   the seventies ones that are going to [TS]

00:04:39   pick group full of dander whatsapp it [TS]

00:04:41   group in order this big kind of s square [TS]

00:04:46   couch pits comprised of in my case eight [TS]

00:04:49   distinct pieces know it's kind of like a [TS]

00:04:52   kind like watching Hollywood Squares but [TS]

00:04:54   one parts missing when did you have I I [TS]

00:04:56   thought that was a modern innovation [TS]

00:04:58   when did you have one of those I'm gonna [TS]

00:04:59   have to literally want to know what [TS]

00:05:01   we're talking about [TS]

00:05:02   I had a brown for lure pic group in [TS]

00:05:04   college that because as you know it was [TS]

00:05:07   the style of the time to be ironic in [TS]

00:05:08   the way one furnished one semi [TS]

00:05:09   development Elvis i can send you a photo [TS]

00:05:11   off and I had an eight-piece pic group [TS]

00:05:13   which means it's a large brown square [TS]

00:05:15   that we actually i remember now i got [TS]

00:05:18   getting it was finally she dropped a [TS]

00:05:20   doobie and but but but yeah pick group [TS]

00:05:24   anyway you're going to mcdonalds [TS]

00:05:25   allergies yeah I had a super ball sized [TS]

00:05:30   little yesterday just in size of the [TS]

00:05:32   ball well as a small a small bouncy ball [TS]

00:05:35   and I i get the allergy so bad i don't [TS]

00:05:37   know if i got a cold forget that you [TS]

00:05:39   think you got a cold which is now what [TS]

00:05:41   happens is my allergies get in there and [TS]

00:05:43   may they and then my mucous membranes [TS]

00:05:46   become so that so enamored with the idea [TS]

00:05:51   that something fuzzy is going to come [TS]

00:05:54   tickle them [TS]

00:05:55   yes but they're like welcome travelers [TS]

00:05:58   it's like normal business it's like [TS]

00:06:00   Norman fell says in the graduate right [TS]

00:06:03   any one of them outside agitators get [TS]

00:06:05   outside agitators they come in and get [TS]

00:06:07   your mucus all excited they're just [TS]

00:06:09   normally there to be like the the worker [TS]

00:06:12   ants to capture various particular [TS]

00:06:16   matter in the mucous but in this case [TS]

00:06:17   they have been inciting to riot [TS]

00:06:19   yeah and the rent my regular residents [TS]

00:06:21   who were peaceful happy little normal [TS]

00:06:25   villagers apply it compliant villagers [TS]

00:06:28   who were just going about their duties [TS]

00:06:30   being non-infectious [TS]

00:06:33   they are like hey wait a minute we we [TS]

00:06:36   demand equal time infecting your mucous [TS]

00:06:40   membranes and then and now I'm like now [TS]

00:06:42   I just basically I have the players like [TS]

00:06:45   it's parade it's a beautiful sunny day [TS]

00:06:47   in seattle well at the only thing that [TS]

00:06:50   is obscuring the Sun is the clouds of [TS]

00:06:53   histamine agitating pollen that's [TS]

00:06:58   loading through the sky and I'm sitting [TS]

00:07:00   inside like a like someone with the AIDS [TS]

00:07:05   and you know a lot of people like they [TS]

00:07:09   never been so glad I couldn't reach my [TS]

00:07:10   bell [TS]

00:07:11   they've learned to look like it right [TS]

00:07:13   having fun they're like they have [TS]

00:07:14   they're going on boat rides people with [TS]

00:07:16   I can't do that its sound ah yeah yeah [TS]

00:07:22   people people are living with AIDS not i [TS]

00:07:26   live i can't live in the world with [TS]

00:07:30   because because the pollen clouds [TS]

00:07:33   here's the thing thanks Obama flame [TS]

00:07:37   Obamacare the you know the problem the [TS]

00:07:39   problem the problem with the allergies [TS]

00:07:41   is it's a real ironical as we say is [TS]

00:07:43   that is that the nicer the weather gets [TS]

00:07:45   its changes in the weather the kitchen [TS]

00:07:47   rings who's like filling up on bread the [TS]

00:07:49   weather changes it gets nice you get a [TS]

00:07:51   high pressure system coming in your [TS]

00:07:53   place you know pretty soon i'm doing [TS]

00:07:54   this whole dick now that my family is so [TS]

00:07:58   nice about it but I make a sound as I [TS]

00:08:00   walk around the house in the morning I I [TS]

00:08:03   sound like I sound like some kind of [TS]

00:08:05   spanish bowl [TS]

00:08:06   yeah I know it's coming someone has [TS]

00:08:09   already put two daggers have a sword [TS]

00:08:12   into your like it's got a peek at door [TS]

00:08:13   and he just dog you're limping around [TS]

00:08:16   with blood streaming out of your nose [TS]

00:08:18   yeah well so here's the latest in [TS]

00:08:21   appears the latest thought innovation ok [TS]

00:08:24   someone suggested to me the other day [TS]

00:08:26   you remember many years ago I described [TS]

00:08:28   to you the moment where someone said [TS]

00:08:31   we're a friend of mine this friend [TS]

00:08:32   Kristen said to me you are the most [TS]

00:08:34   introverted person I've ever met i just [TS]

00:08:36   noticed that some of the turning-point [TS]

00:08:38   milestone and it was it was it was a [TS]

00:08:40   thought technology that changed the way [TS]

00:08:43   that I looked at myself [TS]

00:08:45   everyday I i had a new thought [TS]

00:08:47   technology and the latest new thought [TS]

00:08:50   technology that somebody hit me to the [TS]

00:08:53   day was they said i think you have sleep [TS]

00:08:56   apnea I saw you two about this and I was [TS]

00:09:00   like sleep apnea and now I thought that [TS]

00:09:02   was a thing for fat people [TS]

00:09:05   she's that she said if there's at least [TS]

00:09:09   a couple problems but she said well you [TS]

00:09:13   are [TS]

00:09:14   Oh fat enough to be saturated to obesity [TS]

00:09:19   this is just a random person too and I [TS]

00:09:22   said she's not a random person but but [TS]

00:09:24   you know since not not somebody that [TS]

00:09:26   should have intimate knowledge of my [TS]

00:09:27   sleep miss and and so I was like how [TS]

00:09:32   sleep apnea and i'm in and like a lot of [TS]

00:09:34   mental technologies once i get ahold of [TS]

00:09:36   and I turn it around in my hand like [TS]

00:09:38   Frodo looking at the at the orb and i'm [TS]

00:09:42   looking into it and then all of a sudden [TS]

00:09:45   the flaming red I vaginas looking back [TS]

00:09:48   haha is that sauron yes or on a sore on [TS]

00:09:53   my vagina is staring at me then all of a [TS]

00:09:55   sudden I feel cold and I'm thinking do I [TS]

00:09:58   have sleep apnea because you're not a [TS]

00:10:01   terrible feeling when you feel the truth [TS]

00:10:02   descending on you look like a cold rain [TS]

00:10:05   oh I'm worst so i'm looking online and [TS]

00:10:08   is it all lines up your having that [TS]

00:10:09   Bruce Willis moment where everything is [TS]

00:10:11   flying by wright and spoilers but you're [TS]

00:10:13   reeling through like the last hundred [TS]

00:10:15   and eleven minutes and you go all right [TS]

00:10:17   hide that red door knob it's going clack [TS]

00:10:20   clack clack why can't I open the [TS]

00:10:21   basement door shit John [TS]

00:10:24   next time try to remember because i [TS]

00:10:26   usually try to get as far away from you [TS]

00:10:27   as possible when you're sleeping but out [TS]

00:10:29   of you snore [TS]

00:10:30   well so I never thought I was a snore [TS]

00:10:33   see nobody thinks they're snore right [TS]

00:10:35   now and all those years on tour where [TS]

00:10:37   Eric course and Shawn Nelson were having [TS]

00:10:40   like sawmill contests and I had to I had [TS]

00:10:43   to jump up in the middle of night and [TS]

00:10:44   grab the end of the mattress where they [TS]

00:10:47   were but they were snoring away sharing [TS]

00:10:49   a bed [TS]

00:10:50   actually I grab the end of the mattress [TS]

00:10:52   one time and and like yanked it like I [TS]

00:10:55   was like I was trying to do the [TS]

00:10:56   tablecloth trick [TS]

00:10:58   like a little Smith's yeah like an [TS]

00:11:00   illusion like yank this mattress out [TS]

00:11:02   from under them and you don't either one [TS]

00:11:05   of them woke up I can't believe it on [TS]

00:11:06   wouldn't like that [TS]

00:11:08   no he know he'd love that red pile onto [TS]

00:11:11   high jinks [TS]

00:11:12   butBut so anyway so lately i've been [TS]

00:11:14   hearing reports unconfirmed reports [TS]

00:11:17   because as you know i am mostly a [TS]

00:11:19   bachelor that I had that is no I can't [TS]

00:11:25   imagine it any further you've heard [TS]

00:11:29   you've heard from from bystanders by [TS]

00:11:32   standards unconfirmed sources and so so [TS]

00:11:36   that so uh so I go online [TS]

00:11:39   it's like somebody came up and said [TS]

00:11:40   maybe a pancreatic cancer [TS]

00:11:42   maybe you have maybe have cancer the [TS]

00:11:43   bile ducts like Ray Manzarek oh and then [TS]

00:11:47   you go online you're like cancer the [TS]

00:11:48   bile ducts and you look at it it's got a [TS]

00:11:50   lot of going to let that out tonight and [TS]

00:11:51   you go oh fuck I have cancer the bile [TS]

00:11:53   ducts because all the symptoms like that [TS]

00:11:55   the symptoms for sleep apnea alright [TS]

00:11:57   depression lack of focus tired all the [TS]

00:12:00   time [TS]

00:12:01   ear to bull grouchy think you know [TS]

00:12:03   everything about the US Supreme Court [TS]

00:12:05   like you just go down the list and [TS]

00:12:09   everything on it is true i have all [TS]

00:12:12   those symptoms and I'm like sleeping and [TS]

00:12:15   then I started thinking about it and i [TS]

00:12:18   have i have like these these suppressed [TS]

00:12:21   memories are these like these repressed [TS]

00:12:23   memories of waking up in the middle of [TS]

00:12:26   the night unable to breathe of like of [TS]

00:12:29   waking up like this type of wake up you [TS]

00:12:32   ever wake up like that like like [TS]

00:12:34   struggling for breath [TS]

00:12:36   another thing that you ever happened to [TS]

00:12:38   have happen well I mean little into this [TS]

00:12:40   more later but I know a little bit about [TS]

00:12:41   sleep apnea and I know that it's [TS]

00:12:43   something that scares the living shit [TS]

00:12:44   out of bed partners because people seem [TS]

00:12:48   to stay they make that kind of noise and [TS]

00:12:51   then they appear to just simply stopped [TS]

00:12:52   breathing for a one-page well so my hair [TS]

00:12:54   alone [TS]

00:12:55   for a while but this so for many years [TS]

00:12:58   Merlin one of one of my personal [TS]

00:13:01   technologies has been a sound so much [TS]

00:13:05   like a Scientologist [TS]

00:13:06   that's good to eliminate bed partners [TS]

00:13:10   Oh kill the messenger yeah exactly [TS]

00:13:13   yes like if you want to have if you want [TS]

00:13:15   to share the attention of a lady friend [TS]

00:13:17   there are a lot of plate first of all a [TS]

00:13:19   lot of places you can do that that isn't [TS]

00:13:21   a bit then our beds and second of all [TS]

00:13:23   just because that you just because you [TS]

00:13:25   have been in bed with somebody just [TS]

00:13:27   because you shared a bed together [TS]

00:13:28   doesn't have to stay there [TS]

00:13:29   yeah yeah like right about the time when [TS]

00:13:33   everybody's getting sleepy [TS]

00:13:34   you just do like those soft hifi did you [TS]

00:13:39   like to pull the covers up a little more [TS]

00:13:40   records on them [TS]

00:13:41   yeah pull the covers of getting a gentle [TS]

00:13:43   kiss on the forehead enough to wake him [TS]

00:13:45   up bring a glass of water set it on the [TS]

00:13:46   bedside table in case there was money on [TS]

00:13:48   the dresser [TS]

00:13:49   it's hit think to themselves when they [TS]

00:13:51   wake up the middle of the night are [TS]

00:13:52   plastic everybody thoughtful little [TS]

00:13:54   passage and snore you know then here [TS]

00:13:56   like at them but the the door goes click [TS]

00:13:59   and then you're out on the street [TS]

00:14:01   yeah and you can go get a burger you can [TS]

00:14:03   do whatever you want [TS]

00:14:05   so anyway I have not I have do not have [TS]

00:14:07   a a tremendously large sample group of [TS]

00:14:10   people who have spent the entire night [TS]

00:14:11   with me what you say that is complicated [TS]

00:14:15   you're like a film noir yeah right so [TS]

00:14:17   like so like oh I in the middle of the [TS]

00:14:20   night you were struggling to breathe and [TS]

00:14:21   freaked me out no one has ever said that [TS]

00:14:23   to me but that doesn't mean that's not [TS]

00:14:25   happening right and so now then all of a [TS]

00:14:29   sudden I'm having all these memories and [TS]

00:14:30   it's like wait a minute am I am actually [TS]

00:14:33   remembering waking up in the middle of [TS]

00:14:35   the night struggling for breath multiple [TS]

00:14:37   multiple thousands of times over the [TS]

00:14:39   last 20 years or is this something where [TS]

00:14:41   I am where I am or false remembering [TS]

00:14:44   that I was bad touched and daycare [TS]

00:14:46   that's an open memory right and it [TS]

00:14:49   didn't actually happen i'm just it's [TS]

00:14:50   just it's power of suggestion so all day [TS]

00:14:55   today I've been sitting around thinking [TS]

00:14:56   do I have sleep apnea is that is that a [TS]

00:15:00   thing is it what is it one of those my [TS]

00:15:04   isn't one of those technologies are [TS]

00:15:06   technologies that all of a sudden i get [TS]

00:15:08   to be one of those people who's like [TS]

00:15:09   I thought I had all these problems on [TS]

00:15:13   John there's there's so much about this [TS]

00:15:15   is complicated because first of all yes [TS]

00:15:18   it is a blessing and a curse to find out [TS]

00:15:21   exactly what's wrong with you [TS]

00:15:22   that's it's so awesome and so awful and [TS]

00:15:25   and then second you got to go to a sleep [TS]

00:15:27   clinic for guy people are going to [TS]

00:15:29   people are gonna attach those little uh [TS]

00:15:31   little sticky things to you the sticky [TS]

00:15:34   pads are in there have a video probably [TS]

00:15:36   with like that really unflattering [TS]

00:15:38   greenlight they're gonna watch your flip [TS]

00:15:40   around and watch it in fast motion real [TS]

00:15:41   creepy like all i want to do is pull the [TS]

00:15:44   covers up around them and then they're [TS]

00:15:46   gonna come in 15 minutes and shape your [TS]

00:15:48   way is honored by the by the side of [TS]

00:15:50   their little console and say right haha [TS]

00:15:52   I'm gonna go get a burger [TS]

00:15:54   they're gonna come in there after maybe [TS]

00:15:55   fifteen 15 minutes to an hour they're [TS]

00:15:57   gonna come in they're gonna shake you [TS]

00:15:58   awake to the extent possible check to [TS]

00:16:00   see if you're still a lot and then say [TS]

00:16:01   that the good news is you don't have Ray [TS]

00:16:03   Manzarek answer the bags is you so [TS]

00:16:05   completely fucking half sleep apnea and [TS]

00:16:08   never did and then and then the real [TS]

00:16:09   party begins [TS]

00:16:10   you gotta get a machine to machine well [TS]

00:16:13   but before we go there okay sorry man [TS]

00:16:15   sorry [TS]

00:16:16   the last time i went with my little baby [TS]

00:16:19   girl to the baby girl doctor who's the [TS]

00:16:23   actual the doctor herself is actually a [TS]

00:16:25   full-grown woman a few doctors so on [TS]

00:16:29   little baby girl doctor and and they [TS]

00:16:34   just like they bad at each other like [TS]

00:16:37   okay I'm thinking here I started running [TS]

00:16:39   a little behind that one is still having [TS]

00:16:41   nappies so I go in and she looks she the [TS]

00:16:44   doctor looks in my baby girl's mouth [TS]

00:16:46   with a flashlight and she says does she [TS]

00:16:51   ever when you're like because i told her [TS]

00:16:54   that i sometimes haunt my daughter's [TS]

00:16:55   room in the middle of the night just sit [TS]

00:16:57   sit in a chair and listen to breathe [TS]

00:16:59   that's sweet and that it's not sweet i [TS]

00:17:02   was a question and then so the doctor [TS]

00:17:04   having already heard this was like that [TS]

00:17:07   when you are creeping around your [TS]

00:17:09   daughters are listening to breathe in [TS]

00:17:10   the middle of the night did she ever [TS]

00:17:11   stopped breathing for periods of time [TS]

00:17:12   and I was like what do you mean what I [TS]

00:17:16   mean stop breathing [TS]

00:17:17   I mean yeah so [TS]

00:17:20   times but she always starts again and [TS]

00:17:24   she was like rides well because your [TS]

00:17:27   daughter has a really large who've ulah [TS]

00:17:30   ulah fluval liver and to their every [TS]

00:17:34   only a yeah it's a little punching bag [TS]

00:17:36   that hangs down or whatever maybe it's [TS]

00:17:38   not that maybe it's tonsils there's [TS]

00:17:40   something back there in the back of your [TS]

00:17:42   throat one of the flesh is some kind of [TS]

00:17:43   throat old obstruction a throw [TS]

00:17:45   obstruction that the that that the baby [TS]

00:17:49   doctor says is is just like genetically [TS]

00:17:54   large in her and is brent probably [TS]

00:17:58   causes her to have sleep apnea Parkhead [TS]

00:18:02   and i was like huh really [TS]

00:18:05   the doctor says probably not a big deal [TS]

00:18:07   then maybe from the mouths of dates [TS]

00:18:10   literally yeah and she said a lot of [TS]

00:18:12   times what happens is as kids grow up [TS]

00:18:14   they grow into their architecture their [TS]

00:18:18   personal technology i said never [TS]

00:18:20   happened to me but but [TS]

00:18:23   so then so now I'm thinking oh maybe [TS]

00:18:25   that maybe I am genetically predisposed [TS]

00:18:28   to this maybe it isn't just that I'm [TS]

00:18:31   kind of 40 pounds overweight or maybe [TS]

00:18:35   that exacerbates a natural tendency so [TS]

00:18:37   anyway the machines yet my have I have a [TS]

00:18:43   close family member with the sleep apnea [TS]

00:18:47   and this family member has a lot of [TS]

00:18:50   luggage because this family member has [TS]

00:18:51   to take a machine anywhere that he or [TS]

00:18:54   she intends to sleep like one of those [TS]

00:18:56   things where you see people walking [TS]

00:18:58   through airports with the with the like [TS]

00:19:00   an oxygen take know that smoking right [TS]

00:19:03   now smokie might have something to do [TS]

00:19:04   with that I think weight is a thing [TS]

00:19:06   drinking drinking is a thing and I think [TS]

00:19:08   there's probably yeah I think about wait [TS]

00:19:11   I see I don't know I'm not a physician [TS]

00:19:13   as you know John but when ya thinking [TS]

00:19:17   will get into a bit but out but i think [TS]

00:19:19   i think what it does is you put this [TS]

00:19:20   real freaky looking thing over your nose [TS]

00:19:23   and I guess it helps you from seeming [TS]

00:19:25   like you're dead to to your bedmate but [TS]

00:19:28   but but you know here's the other thing [TS]

00:19:29   John and I don't you know I don't [TS]

00:19:32   diagnose you here I don't know anything [TS]

00:19:33   about all the [TS]

00:19:34   these metal things you're talking about [TS]

00:19:36   but I do know that sleep apnea i believe [TS]

00:19:39   will make you not in the same way that [TS]

00:19:42   you don't know you snore one knows does [TS]

00:19:45   not know one source [TS]

00:19:46   what does not know that one has sleep [TS]

00:19:47   apnea you one is also not know how [TS]

00:19:50   poorly one sleeps right so you're waking [TS]

00:19:53   up there is the kind of waking up and [TS]

00:19:55   I've done is I've tracked my sleep with [TS]

00:19:57   the dingus and and yeah well I'm [TS]

00:19:58   sleeping all i gotta do this for [TS]

00:19:59   sleeping [TS]

00:20:00   where did you go to sleep tracking bingo [TS]

00:20:02   there's all kinds you can get it doesn't [TS]

00:20:03   talk about that you know it'll tell you [TS]

00:20:05   how well you're sleeping and becomes [TS]

00:20:06   like a video game we try to get better [TS]

00:20:07   and better sleep [TS]

00:20:09   yeah and so on so much so every time I [TS]

00:20:11   go to the doctor now always going to say [TS]

00:20:14   though it is that is that the width is [TS]

00:20:17   that you don't know like it just seems [TS]

00:20:19   to me that you're not a great sleeper [TS]

00:20:21   right now well that's what that's what I [TS]

00:20:22   mean every time I go to the doctor they [TS]

00:20:24   say do you have problems sleeping how [TS]

00:20:26   how how do you sleep and I always feel [TS]

00:20:29   like saying I'm asleep [TS]

00:20:31   how do I know yeah but i mean i don't [TS]

00:20:33   like to go to sleep and then once i do [TS]

00:20:37   go to sleep I don't like to wake you [TS]

00:20:39   will feel rested when you wake up [TS]

00:20:41   no see that's what do people feel rested [TS]

00:20:45   with my wake up [TS]

00:20:46   well back to my dingus you know the [TS]

00:20:48   dingus tells you basically have a very [TS]

00:20:51   kind of describe this briefly because it [TS]

00:20:53   is it's might be semi useful i really [TS]

00:20:55   want to hear about this i think i've had [TS]

00:20:56   two or three different guys for doing [TS]

00:20:58   this and is actually an iphone app that [TS]

00:21:01   you can use for this as well as soon as [TS]

00:21:03   that work well do you really want to [TS]

00:21:05   know I i already sleep with my iphone [TS]

00:21:08   yeah that can figure out what you do is [TS]

00:21:11   so iíve used a thing where you were a [TS]

00:21:13   thing on your wrist and I had a really [TS]

00:21:14   stupid looking watch you could do this [TS]

00:21:16   with that wasn't useful i've had a thing [TS]

00:21:18   called a Fitbit that you can wear on [TS]

00:21:19   your wrist but this one is that the best [TS]

00:21:23   option that I found it takes a little [TS]

00:21:24   bit the ball I its that's right you are [TS]

00:21:27   Pikachu you put this so it's this app [TS]

00:21:30   and you plug in your iphone overnight [TS]

00:21:32   you lay this thing on the corner of your [TS]

00:21:35   bed kind of near pillow-like network and [TS]

00:21:37   radiate your dingus [TS]

00:21:38   it's a it's a separate finger its own [TS]

00:21:40   iPhones an iphone app that uses the [TS]

00:21:42   accelerometer to detect motion [TS]

00:21:44   so you calibrate it by moving around you [TS]

00:21:46   move so you'd flip it for the first time [TS]

00:21:48   you flip over from your back to your [TS]

00:21:51   stomach and see if it goes and so if you [TS]

00:21:53   hear that you know it's working [TS]

00:21:55   so then you just say ok I'm going to bed [TS]

00:21:57   turning this thing on and when you wake [TS]

00:21:59   up in the morning and i'll show you this [TS]

00:22:00   graph of how much you moved [TS]

00:22:03   whoa and so basically it tells you the [TS]

00:22:05   show you this this crap that's actually [TS]

00:22:07   really instructional and if you do this [TS]

00:22:08   thing for a month he did for two weeks [TS]

00:22:10   to talk a lot of good for a month and a [TS]

00:22:12   little Tony like for some reason I get [TS]

00:22:14   the least and poorest sleep on sunday [TS]

00:22:16   nights like I don't know why but that's [TS]

00:22:17   just like that's a pattern regular yeah [TS]

00:22:21   I the LORD yeah but but what it does is [TS]

00:22:23   it will show you like for example you'll [TS]

00:22:24   see you'll see you you know everybody's [TS]

00:22:26   got their own patterns for sleep with [TS]

00:22:28   you have anxiety about monday i think [TS]

00:22:29   anxiety about literally everything [TS]

00:22:31   yeah I know but you have extra Monday's [TS]

00:22:33   is that appointment hundred percent even [TS]

00:22:35   on the job still yeah yeah it could be [TS]

00:22:37   could be also that's like when i watch [TS]

00:22:38   movies maybe but what it does is it will [TS]

00:22:40   show you think of it this way to get [TS]

00:22:42   like if you want to think of it simply [TS]

00:22:43   in three basic states there's the kind [TS]

00:22:45   of deep sleep [TS]

00:22:46   there's a kind of like the waking sleep [TS]

00:22:48   i guess so yeah I like their first four [TS]

00:22:50   records and then you wake up a little [TS]

00:22:52   bit and then there's a big spike for [TS]

00:22:53   when you moved enough that you really [TS]

00:22:55   wake so if you're going to take a leak [TS]

00:22:56   you're gonna see a giant spike right I'm [TS]

00:22:58   saying to you is this could be i will [TS]

00:23:00   send you a link to this it could be very [TS]

00:23:01   instructional and it will cost anything [TS]

00:23:03   you have to wear something on your nose [TS]

00:23:04   but it will show you how much you stir [TS]

00:23:07   and and anyway i think that could be [TS]

00:23:10   really it is constantly like one of the [TS]

00:23:13   reasons that I don't like to sleep with [TS]

00:23:15   somebody else in my bed so many reasons [TS]

00:23:18   there's not out of what i say sleep with [TS]

00:23:20   i am not using them [TS]

00:23:22   that's not a euphemism now having the [TS]

00:23:24   sexual congress [TS]

00:23:26   I mean actually being asleep in a place [TS]

00:23:28   with somebody else also sleep so weird [TS]

00:23:31   it's really weird like that i don't know [TS]

00:23:34   what they're like in the old days where [TS]

00:23:36   you had to keep warmer or or you had to [TS]

00:23:39   shelter against bears I could see why [TS]

00:23:41   you would all piled together in a cave [TS]

00:23:43   but now you could be separate places [TS]

00:23:46   like your soccer players that are [TS]

00:23:48   getting ready to other you gotta stay [TS]

00:23:50   warm that's one thing right right we [TS]

00:23:51   don't we don't put next to each other [TS]

00:23:52   like while we sleep next to each other [TS]

00:23:54   thankee Thank You exactly well anyway so [TS]

00:23:57   one of the reasons i don't like to do [TS]

00:23:58   that is first of all the people are warm [TS]

00:24:00   and I'm trying to touch you but another [TS]

00:24:04   reason is that when ice when I sleep if [TS]

00:24:06   I go to sleep in a bed when I wake up in [TS]

00:24:09   the morning it is like that bed is [TS]

00:24:12   Oklahoma and I was a club f5 tornado the [TS]

00:24:19   blankets are not only she-she-she the [TS]

00:24:23   trailer park and she is literally a [TS]

00:24:26   trailer park [TS]

00:24:28   there's nothing left of her except her [TS]

00:24:29   foundation but like the blanket is not [TS]

00:24:33   on the blanket often times does 5 or 6 [TS]

00:24:38   360 is in the night you know the lyrics [TS]

00:24:42   are you a flipper [TS]

00:24:43   oh the Janoskians flipper but like a [TS]

00:24:45   spinner and sometimes I'll wake up and [TS]

00:24:48   my head is down at the feat mø and the [TS]

00:24:51   I can't sleep I hate hotels because they [TS]

00:24:53   all use such cheap sheets now except for [TS]

00:24:56   the really expensive ones and so that [TS]

00:24:58   did the bottom sheet is ripped off the [TS]

00:25:00   mattress pad is ripped off [TS]

00:25:02   I'm sleeping on a bear officers not [TS]

00:25:04   dividing with with your back [TS]

00:25:06   yeah I'm night fighting with the bed [TS]

00:25:07   that's exactly what i'm doing like to [TS]

00:25:10   try trash beds and so if there's another [TS]

00:25:14   person sleeping in the bed i'm so [TS]

00:25:15   self-conscious about now that even [TS]

00:25:18   injuring them that I could that I almost [TS]

00:25:20   never go to sleep I just lay there and [TS]

00:25:22   stay there and and silently curse [TS]

00:25:25   humanity curse the fact that I that I [TS]

00:25:28   ever liked a person enough to have ended [TS]

00:25:30   up in this untenable scenario where we [TS]

00:25:33   are we're in a bed together [TS]

00:25:35   John that's that that society you know [TS]

00:25:37   it is society i agree that they don't [TS]

00:25:40   have those problems in soviet russia may [TS]

00:25:44   I hate to say and I'm not a clinician [TS]

00:25:45   but yeah I mean if you're 31 well I you [TS]

00:25:49   know I do what I can we've got a much [TS]

00:25:51   nicer inflatable mattress now by the way [TS]

00:25:53   and can I just say I don't be a dick [TS]

00:25:55   about it but in retrospect this could be [TS]

00:25:57   my bruce willis moment maybe the fact [TS]

00:25:58   that our previous two inflatable [TS]

00:26:01   mattresses are are like a fucking taco [TS]

00:26:03   bell taco or because you which closes [TS]

00:26:06   the spinner i'm just bitter don't tell [TS]

00:26:08   us there's a skinny lady [TS]

00:26:10   I thought a spinner was some I thought [TS]

00:26:12   it was a brother of variety of UFO you [TS]

00:26:14   heard the term spinner for a skinny lady [TS]

00:26:17   yeah midnight maybe it's a talent you [TS]

00:26:21   know why don't you I think you're [TS]

00:26:22   talking about a small diminutive gal [TS]

00:26:24   yeah yeah like a witch call it a gleek [TS]

00:26:27   you recall the little guys but put some [TS]

00:26:31   some some skinny girls are actually [TS]

00:26:34   really tall right let's pick one of [TS]

00:26:37   those got a high center of gravity [TS]

00:26:39   yeah I'm just saying you might have been [TS]

00:26:40   the one who fucked up our mattresses but [TS]

00:26:42   anyway that's all beside a lot of things [TS]

00:26:43   I probably responsible for No Child I [TS]

00:26:46   don't want you know really taking you [TS]

00:26:51   don't take anything for that is that [TS]

00:26:52   it's not as I am I should have a peanut [TS]

00:26:54   butter sandwich [TS]

00:26:55   yeah well is that part of your tack is [TS]

00:26:57   the time and it's doing to avoid like [TS]

00:27:02   allergy medicine to is that don't well [TS]

00:27:03   here's the big i will take the shit out [TS]

00:27:06   of some allergy medicine because stop [TS]

00:27:08   this is not a bad i'm not kidding around [TS]

00:27:10   with the allergies I don't feel like [TS]

00:27:12   like almost all other drugs that that [TS]

00:27:16   seek to alleviate symptoms I feel like [TS]

00:27:19   more often than not the symptoms are [TS]

00:27:21   something that you deserve and we used [TS]

00:27:25   to do you think because you live in the [TS]

00:27:27   middle age that's right you should be in [TS]

00:27:29   the center of those need to sit with [TS]

00:27:31   that feeling [TS]

00:27:32   that's right but like your women are you [TS]

00:27:35   sick [TS]

00:27:36   it's because there's something wrong [TS]

00:27:37   with you and you can see if you SAT by [TS]

00:27:40   yourself with your sickness a little bit [TS]

00:27:42   longer i right you if you have a fever [TS]

00:27:44   then you should be in your hotness if [TS]

00:27:47   you're have children should be in Europe [TS]

00:27:48   shivering this and if you are if you [TS]

00:27:51   have a mental illness you should be in [TS]

00:27:53   the middle of it and that and and see if [TS]

00:27:56   maybe the Virgin Mary appears yes [TS]

00:28:00   yeah possibly a taco did you buy like we [TS]

00:28:03   get this big costco ones i take my yeah [TS]

00:28:05   the used to be that one was really [TS]

00:28:07   expensive and now it's really cheap [TS]

00:28:09   I'll take one of those a day and it [TS]

00:28:10   makes each one particular claritin I get [TS]

00:28:12   the off-brand get Clara tyne or whatever [TS]

00:28:14   else some so somebody said something to [TS]

00:28:15   me about claritin because I doesn't [TS]

00:28:17   stimulants the stimulus John well that's [TS]

00:28:19   see I was always an epidural nor [TS]

00:28:21   ephedrine whichever you prefer [TS]

00:28:23   I'm the person ever and I know what let [TS]

00:28:25   me give you this marlon brando you're [TS]

00:28:27   not familiar with it but it's a it's a [TS]

00:28:29   kind of speedy thing that makes your [TS]

00:28:32   sinuses turn into let go the Gobi Desert [TS]

00:28:36   like no moisture can escape and it does [TS]

00:28:40   terrible things had gotten a lot [TS]

00:28:41   accomplished with that with the [TS]

00:28:43   ephedrine the Federation bust up to your [TS]

00:28:46   penis though so I didn't realize that i [TS]

00:28:49   don't hardly i hardly use my penis gets [TS]

00:28:51   any more but that's right I'm too fat [TS]

00:28:54   butt butt butt so somebody was talking [TS]

00:28:59   about Clarence and I was like you know [TS]

00:29:01   one time I ran out of ephedrine efrain I [TS]

00:29:06   can't because I carry a large quantity [TS]

00:29:08   of it with me in advance of allergy tax [TS]

00:29:11   and I was in Germany and only now you [TS]

00:29:13   take it as a prophylactic you actually [TS]

00:29:16   don't use it as a medicine if I'm smart [TS]

00:29:18   yeah i was in Germany and I ran out and [TS]

00:29:21   i went to a pharmacist and I was like a [TS]

00:29:23   high [TS]

00:29:23   a gutin talk uh I need some discontent [TS]

00:29:29   seemed fine though said the address and [TS]

00:29:31   I i made some of this it's very simple [TS]

00:29:33   small matter just give me some of this [TS]

00:29:35   effort and I will be on my way [TS]

00:29:37   a goose coats dr. Shin and the German [TS]

00:29:43   pharmacist said 099 this is a controlled [TS]

00:29:47   substance in Germany you cannot have [TS]

00:29:48   this it is a it is a schedule 5 drug [TS]

00:29:52   they love Danny things and you cannot [TS]

00:29:55   happen it's terribly this terrible [TS]

00:29:57   medicine we will give you a much better [TS]

00:29:58   German allergy medicine which was made [TS]

00:30:04   out of like that he went back and got [TS]

00:30:06   his mortal mortar and pestle and email [TS]

00:30:09   they make you some kind of a nasal [TS]

00:30:10   poultice yeah he he took a couple of [TS]

00:30:13   lavender leaves and some and like a half [TS]

00:30:17   a shot of Jagermeister and like some [TS]

00:30:20   shit that he pulled out of his ears and [TS]

00:30:22   he was like this is you know this is [TS]

00:30:24   much better this is naturopathic remedy [TS]

00:30:28   and I threw it in his face I was like [TS]

00:30:32   fuck you [TS]

00:30:34   scheisse I want my shit and i actually [TS]

00:30:38   had somebody in the united states air [TS]

00:30:41   mail me some evidence against the law [TS]

00:30:44   but you just don't care i'm starting to [TS]

00:30:46   empty the what era are we talking about [TS]

00:30:48   here the nineteen nineties sort of in [TS]

00:30:51   the nineties in here anyway so i always [TS]

00:30:54   use it as a prophylactic drug i take a [TS]

00:30:56   look when the allergy season starts to [TS]

00:30:58   take a little bit of it and and usually [TS]

00:31:01   keeps me it keeps the algae to pay but [TS]

00:31:03   this year I was filled with strong i was [TS]

00:31:07   high on the hog and i flew too close to [TS]

00:31:10   the Sun I said I don't need this [TS]

00:31:12   I don't need it I'm strong now see how [TS]

00:31:14   strong I am [TS]

00:31:15   I'm strong and I was away from the house [TS]

00:31:20   and then the allergies descended upon me [TS]

00:31:25   and by the time I got to my pills [TS]

00:31:28   it was too late mm anyway long story [TS]

00:31:31   short too late i took one of those [TS]

00:31:34   claritin the other day and a couple of [TS]

00:31:38   evidence and I was in a home i was in a [TS]

00:31:44   marshmallow candy land all day it was it [TS]

00:31:47   really screwed me up [TS]

00:31:48   I don't think that's Clarence did it [TS]

00:31:51   might have been mixing the drugs I can't [TS]

00:31:53   believe you take ephedrine no no I mean [TS]

00:31:56   like I I got used to hearken telling a [TS]

00:31:58   crazy person that I mean it seems like [TS]

00:31:59   that would be outside your perimeter [TS]

00:32:02   I don't abuse it I mean I don't take it [TS]

00:32:04   for like recreational purposes i'm out [TS]

00:32:06   like a 25 milligram ephedrine plus y [TS]

00:32:08   fencin one of those little yet red ones [TS]

00:32:11   how well the little red well years ago [TS]

00:32:13   they started adulterating it with [TS]

00:32:14   guaifenesin I think it's time for this [TS]

00:32:16   now it's an expectorant but basically [TS]

00:32:19   tried to fuck it up as I think I've said [TS]

00:32:20   on numerous occasions when I was in [TS]

00:32:22   college you can get 54like to 9500 and [TS]

00:32:26   then i started i think i've told you [TS]

00:32:28   this i have a have any cell spreadsheet [TS]

00:32:29   tracking the cost over the years finally [TS]

00:32:31   right around the time not long before I [TS]

00:32:34   started getting actual real [TS]

00:32:36   medication nah it was something like 50 [TS]

00:32:40   thirty fifty dollars for a for like a [TS]

00:32:42   bottle of I mean it was really 5230 [TS]

00:32:45   fifty dollars that's gonna get a Wolfram [TS]

00:32:48   Alpha it became a very very costly and I [TS]

00:32:50   had to get from other countries what [TS]

00:32:52   they have what they have it for sale in [TS]

00:32:53   other countries well I mean I had to do [TS]

00:32:56   a little bit of grain market trading to [TS]

00:32:58   get it but I'm used to Jews bitcoins yes [TS]

00:33:02   like I couldn't see if I did [TS]

00:33:03   clicking in the CIA but money and I mean [TS]

00:33:06   how many bitcoins do you think I don't [TS]

00:33:08   understand that coins i googled it once [TS]

00:33:10   and because it sounded interesting i [TS]

00:33:12   mean like i was just you know in my pjs [TS]

00:33:14   and research it's not very interesting [TS]

00:33:15   but i can that's only good for small it [TS]

00:33:19   well I am I i went in and tried to [TS]

00:33:22   figure out like okay it's one of those [TS]

00:33:24   things like what like any fad you go [TS]

00:33:27   like okay i'll try macrame I'll get a [TS]

00:33:29   starter kit and i know i'll go by ten [TS]

00:33:31   dollars for the bitcoins I'll go to a [TS]

00:33:32   website i don't fucking understand what [TS]

00:33:34   it means and your websites that i know i [TS]

00:33:38   know from websites but i like it i like [TS]

00:33:40   it's us out was that you go and meet [TS]

00:33:42   somebody sketchy at a starbucks and then [TS]

00:33:45   something happens when you have to meet [TS]

00:33:47   people in the real world to get bitcoins [TS]

00:33:48   I see this is what i don't understand i [TS]

00:33:50   think there is there some kind of like [TS]

00:33:52   Google ATM for them now but if I could [TS]

00:33:54   bind them i find you of all people would [TS]

00:33:58   be mining bitcoins somewhere is that we [TS]

00:34:00   play it play video games and build a [TS]

00:34:01   fake tower [TS]

00:34:02   no I think you have to set up some kind [TS]

00:34:04   of maybe maybe you set up a website that [TS]

00:34:07   interprets captures when you get a farm [TS]

00:34:10   you get a farm right and you click [TS]

00:34:12   account and you have a bit to come and [TS]

00:34:14   save your heart [TS]

00:34:15   how many bitcoins you think Marco got [TS]

00:34:18   when they sold favored 22 you know Mark [TS]

00:34:22   guy's name two let's go to school to [TS]

00:34:25   what you might call it to the to the [TS]

00:34:27   yahoo he micro-blog actually macro [TS]

00:34:30   blogged about that today and in a very [TS]

00:34:31   very nice post [TS]

00:34:32   I think he got to get pretty pretty good [TS]

00:34:35   handful of bitcoins for that point 100 [TS]

00:34:39   million he's you know what this isn't [TS]

00:34:41   that's not interesting but well I'm not [TS]

00:34:43   talk about it if you want but i'm very [TS]

00:34:44   interested in your nose and your [TS]

00:34:46   ephedrine you know i didn't realize i [TS]

00:34:47   told you this when i write up [TS]

00:34:48   of old autobiography and I knew that [TS]

00:34:51   there was a lot of there were a lot of [TS]

00:34:54   stimulants involved in his career due [TS]

00:34:57   for a while [TS]

00:34:58   sure I just always assumed that it was [TS]

00:35:00   like I don't know like some kind of [TS]

00:35:03   speed I didn't know that they were just [TS]

00:35:05   chugging down federer and I was like wow [TS]

00:35:06   it was a reason I liked you guys ever [TS]

00:35:10   talk about the time I was hitchhiking [TS]

00:35:11   and in Wyoming and i'm standing on the [TS]

00:35:16   side of the road in my hitch hiking [TS]

00:35:18   outfit which was blue jeans and a blue [TS]

00:35:20   jean jacket yeah it's like jon voight [TS]

00:35:24   Midnight Cowboy [TS]

00:35:26   yeah but that was my dad got me if I [TS]

00:35:30   told you this dunno if that's cowboy [TS]

00:35:32   country and this jump is semi truck [TS]

00:35:34   pulls and in all the years of [TS]

00:35:38   hitchhiking it was very very very rare [TS]

00:35:42   for me to ever get a ride in a semi [TS]

00:35:43   truck now if I was a if I was a 20 year [TS]

00:35:46   old girl i think i would have been [TS]

00:35:47   riding semi-trucks all across America I [TS]

00:35:49   bet there's a 20 year old girl shaped [TS]

00:35:51   seat in that car [TS]

00:35:54   yeah yeah and if you talk to hitchhike [TS]

00:35:55   errs which I don't recommend a lot of [TS]

00:36:00   them will tell you stories about [TS]

00:36:01   semi-trucks like that and they're great [TS]

00:36:03   hitchhiking store that you know they're [TS]

00:36:07   all great at writing stories are semi [TS]

00:36:08   truck the stories you know they're like [TS]

00:36:11   all the colorful ones [TS]

00:36:12   well yeah because they're because either [TS]

00:36:14   they're i mean i don't think there are [TS]

00:36:16   any 20 year old girls that hitchhike [TS]

00:36:17   anymore but there but used to be but I [TS]

00:36:20   also people people who hitchhiked [TS]

00:36:22   bye-bye haunting truck stops and like [TS]

00:36:25   walking up to drivers and say hey man uh [TS]

00:36:28   can i hitch a ride with you I don't even [TS]

00:36:31   know if that happens anymore [TS]

00:36:32   listen you never it's like I mean [TS]

00:36:34   seriously Jost it's like they've never [TS]

00:36:35   seen an episode of quincy like why would [TS]

00:36:36   you do that well because you get a free [TS]

00:36:38   trip across the world to play with the [TS]

00:36:40   CB if you know what I mean exactly so [TS]

00:36:42   but but for me as a guy who looks like [TS]

00:36:45   me in my denim tuxedo standing on the [TS]

00:36:48   side of the road my thumb out semi truck [TS]

00:36:50   drivers went by me [TS]

00:36:54   501 our and every one of them at his [TS]

00:36:57   middle finger in the air like no truck [TS]

00:36:59   driver was ever going to stop for me [TS]

00:37:01   that's that's not nice [TS]

00:37:03   it's just the way it is it's just that [TS]

00:37:04   it is just the economy of the hitch [TS]

00:37:07   hikin road for this guy who's making his [TS]

00:37:09   living in the truck to share his space [TS]

00:37:12   and time with somebody he has to presume [TS]

00:37:14   that that person has something for them [TS]

00:37:16   or has something for him you know what I [TS]

00:37:18   mean like hey come on into my cab quid [TS]

00:37:20   pro quo good broker if this man's Rock [TS]

00:37:23   and keep plucking brocro ask gasps [TS]

00:37:26   forecasts kash ask browser cache God [TS]

00:37:30   doesn't get credit [TS]

00:37:32   okay thanks anyway so this semi truck [TS]

00:37:34   comes comes up your bird skull and I'm [TS]

00:37:39   like fuck I'm out here in the middle of [TS]

00:37:41   wyoming and i'm getting a ride in a semi [TS]

00:37:43   this is my this is my lucky dad and the [TS]

00:37:46   guy pops open the door he looks down at [TS]

00:37:48   me and I'm standing there with my dusty [TS]

00:37:50   bag and like hey man he looks down he [TS]

00:37:53   goes oh fuck I thought you were my [TS]

00:37:57   brother [TS]

00:37:59   no yeah and I was like oh sorry I mean [TS]

00:38:05   you were my brother like a long-lost [TS]

00:38:08   brother or somebody from the area well [TS]

00:38:10   so so I'm like you know so I'm kind of [TS]

00:38:13   shrug and triggered my shoulders i'm [TS]

00:38:15   like so I'm not but uh here we are [TS]

00:38:19   and he's like ah alright get up you know [TS]

00:38:21   come on get in [TS]

00:38:22   and so I get in the truck and we start [TS]

00:38:25   start off down the road he's like yeah [TS]

00:38:28   you look just like my brother and I went [TS]

00:38:32   by you 20 minutes ago and I was sure you [TS]

00:38:37   were my brother and so I got off at the [TS]

00:38:39   next exit and I drove back by you go the [TS]

00:38:44   other direction and I was really sure [TS]

00:38:48   you remember so I got off a bad except [TS]

00:38:50   and turned around and came back and and [TS]

00:38:53   I and it's not and you're not him [TS]

00:38:56   and I was like wow I mean would I was [TS]

00:39:01   your brother like would your brother be [TS]

00:39:03   out here hitchhiking here in the middle [TS]

00:39:06   of wyoming and he was like he just [TS]

00:39:07   escaped from prison [TS]

00:39:09   no I mean and we're driving any points [TS]

00:39:13   over the points over his left shoulder [TS]

00:39:15   at the prison and we're driving by that [TS]

00:39:23   his brother supposedly just jump just [TS]

00:39:25   broke out of them it's a weird enough [TS]

00:39:27   i'm sorry so we're going to think for me [TS]

00:39:29   to say but then it must be triple weird [TS]

00:39:30   when it kind of makes sense [TS]

00:39:32   it totally makes sense i'm wearing all [TS]

00:39:33   denim no that's classic just broke out [TS]

00:39:36   of prison we're just throwing out a [TS]

00:39:38   prism they called the workhouse i'm [TS]

00:39:40   standing on the interstate with my thumb [TS]

00:39:42   out which is not a place if you if [TS]

00:39:44   you're doing anything exciting prints [TS]

00:39:46   and in a denim outfit thumbing a ride [TS]

00:39:49   with the dusty bag [TS]

00:39:50   yeah and on Interstate which is not a [TS]

00:39:52   place where people normally was anyways [TS]

00:39:54   just wasn't near an exit [TS]

00:39:56   it wasn't near an exit and there a [TS]

00:39:57   reason that high the reason i was [TS]

00:39:59   standing there was that I had just [TS]

00:40:00   jumped off of a freight train and [TS]

00:40:02   climbed over the fence and then I was at [TS]

00:40:05   this interstate man was like well might [TS]

00:40:07   as well so I was I was like five miles [TS]

00:40:10   between exits just standing out here [TS]

00:40:12   like across the street from a prison [TS]

00:40:15   that I hadn't noticed [TS]

00:40:16   and so we're driving along and it's just [TS]

00:40:19   like to disappointment in the cab is [TS]

00:40:22   palpable because he's he's bummed that [TS]

00:40:25   I'm not his brother and I'm kind of [TS]

00:40:28   bummed that I'm failing to meet his [TS]

00:40:30   expectations because as a hitchhiker you [TS]

00:40:33   kind of want to be is the kind of part [TS]

00:40:35   of your job you want us to write yet to [TS]

00:40:37   read the room a little bit you gotta [TS]

00:40:39   know when to just shut up or you got no [TS]

00:40:42   one to agree you know when you get into [TS]

00:40:43   the sleeper right you got to know when [TS]

00:40:46   this was a big mistake [TS]

00:40:48   you gotta you know you gotta know when [TS]

00:40:50   wait a minute why are the locks on the [TS]

00:40:52   doors filed down like every breaker she [TS]

00:40:55   have to keep your eyes peeled [TS]

00:40:57   anyway so then he says you got any drugs [TS]

00:41:03   as a matter of fact I do have some dates [TS]

00:41:06   you had some trucker speed [TS]

00:41:08   well i did not i had some I had some [TS]

00:41:11   marijuana and some ecstasy and some [TS]

00:41:14   mushroom they've allowed at the time and [TS]

00:41:16   he had a trailer yeah and I don't really [TS]

00:41:19   didn't say what was in it and then he [TS]

00:41:21   said oh alright well this is probably [TS]

00:41:24   gonna work out fine because i have this [TS]

00:41:27   trucker speed and he had these cross [TS]

00:41:31   tops which I have never done at that [TS]

00:41:33   time [TS]

00:41:34   oh and so we did a little like i'll give [TS]

00:41:38   you some of my hippie drugs for your [TS]

00:41:40   truck or drugs and now we're like now [TS]

00:41:45   we're in an American seen ya throw me [TS]

00:41:48   Idol I throw you the whip [TS]

00:41:50   I don't even have to be your brother now [TS]

00:41:51   we're all brothers and and you know we [TS]

00:41:57   drove all the way to cody wyoming [TS]

00:41:59   together cats that that's a great epic [TS]

00:42:02   harry chapin song like those girls [TS]

00:42:03   performed by oh Henry my god John [TS]

00:42:06   that's incredible and so so that was [TS]

00:42:08   your introduction to to the effect that [TS]

00:42:12   was my introduction to speed as a [TS]

00:42:14   because I because up until that point I [TS]

00:42:16   I my drugs were all hippie drugs you [TS]

00:42:20   said in the past that you if I may in in [TS]

00:42:22   the past you if i understand correctly [TS]

00:42:23   you have preferred the gown facing drugs [TS]

00:42:26   down facing drugs right or like [TS]

00:42:29   mind-blowing drugs but I i was never [TS]

00:42:32   white white powder-like [TS]

00:42:34   performance-enhancing drugs that was [TS]

00:42:36   intact it was it just wasn't where I was [TS]

00:42:38   coming from [TS]

00:42:39   I felt like those were greased or drugs [TS]

00:42:42   those were drugs that works for the [TS]

00:42:43   socialist that's for the socials exactly [TS]

00:42:46   that's for people who pop their collars [TS]

00:42:47   and a hopped-up it's for Robert Downey [TS]

00:42:50   jr. in less than zero that's what i was [TS]

00:42:52   talking about and I didn't want to end [TS]

00:42:53   up that I didn't want to end up getting [TS]

00:42:55   pegged at a hotel room in vegas and [TS]

00:42:58   that's a lot less likely to happen to [TS]

00:43:01   you if you're like a mushroom take her [TS]

00:43:05   you know you don't get pegged on [TS]

00:43:06   mushrooms [TS]

00:43:07   you're not gonna get so strung out on [TS]

00:43:09   taking mushrooms that year ended up [TS]

00:43:11   getting pegged in a hotel room for [TS]

00:43:12   right and that is basically said [TS]

00:43:16   sometimes you sound a little like [TS]

00:43:17   physical stuff that's basically the guy [TS]

00:43:20   that's got the mushrooms yeah he doesn't [TS]

00:43:22   want to pay you either [TS]

00:43:24   now he just wants to talk that talk to [TS]

00:43:26   that cartoon cat right you both want to [TS]

00:43:29   go look at the Zamboni at the ice rink [TS]

00:43:32   and talk about how it looks like a giant [TS]

00:43:35   dinosaur insect huh that's what you want [TS]

00:43:39   to do on mushrooms you don't want to you [TS]

00:43:42   don't want to lick and have get pegged [TS]

00:43:44   or before be a bigger so I mean you say [TS]

00:43:46   she's just to trace back for a minute [TS]

00:43:48   you're in the cab with that guy [TS]

00:43:49   obviously now you yes i'm going to talk [TS]

00:43:52   about you you know broken the ice a [TS]

00:43:54   little bit did you arrive was there some [TS]

00:43:55   kind of an equilibrium with what you [TS]

00:43:57   shared with each other did you know [TS]

00:43:59   obviously he probably had the marijuana [TS]

00:44:00   before but yeah boy that's a no she did [TS]

00:44:03   you take it right there you have the [TS]

00:44:04   cross stop right there [TS]

00:44:06   yeah yeah baby give me give me some and [TS]

00:44:08   and i wanna commingled know that 10 yeah [TS]

00:44:14   those we have more than one I had a [TS]

00:44:16   couple okay thatthat's a therapeutic [TS]

00:44:18   dose yeah it was enough that i was [TS]

00:44:20   subject to this point where it's like [TS]

00:44:22   martinis you know like yeah that's like [TS]

00:44:25   Dorothy Parker says you know i mean i [TS]

00:44:27   remember the exact quote because I take [TS]

00:44:29   adderall but better but yeah you know [TS]

00:44:31   what's not enough in whatever is too [TS]

00:44:33   many and if you have a new people who [TS]

00:44:36   would take 45 and then I think you [TS]

00:44:38   probably build up a tolerance [TS]

00:44:40   well apparently you know the thing is my [TS]

00:44:41   piece of ephedrine was fair it was [TS]

00:44:43   long-lived and in retrospect really [TS]

00:44:46   quite responsible compared to a lot of [TS]

00:44:47   people i discovered that the fucktards [TS]

00:44:49   who were ruining it for everybody [TS]

00:44:51   where the people who didn't know what [TS]

00:44:52   they were doing they would go out and [TS]

00:44:54   they would take five or six like they [TS]

00:44:57   were st. Joseph's baby aspirin and I [TS]

00:44:59   think two is responsible amount to you [TS]

00:45:01   know make a lot of courtroom exhibits in [TS]

00:45:03   my experience [TS]

00:45:04   well but I had a lot of got a lot done [TS]

00:45:05   John one of the things about speed at [TS]

00:45:07   least for me is like the whistling the [TS]

00:45:09   high pitch whistling in your head that I [TS]

00:45:11   would think that would get a lot louder [TS]

00:45:12   when when you took five I would want to [TS]

00:45:15   be that all I don't like I don't like [TS]

00:45:17   feeling my heart beat at all right right [TS]

00:45:19   i don't like really feeling it and I [TS]

00:45:21   don't when you take enough edren for a [TS]

00:45:23   while in my experience you get this [TS]

00:45:25   thing where like [TS]

00:45:26   you feel your heartbeat one number three [TS]

00:45:30   you feel alerting in your heartbeat but [TS]

00:45:33   number two this is the weirdest part you [TS]

00:45:36   know that you're about to feel a lurch [TS]

00:45:38   and your heartbeat [TS]

00:45:39   mmm seen out now with you and your down [TS]

00:45:42   facing Melvin drugs you probably never [TS]

00:45:43   got that but you were lucky to feel your [TS]

00:45:46   heart continues to beat amen [TS]

00:45:48   but i but that began me on a course [TS]

00:45:51   where the next step is because up until [TS]

00:45:52   that point in time [TS]

00:45:54   people used to our offer me cocaine all [TS]

00:45:56   the time and I would always say no [TS]

00:45:57   because i was taking well ya tengo there [TS]

00:46:02   was no good way that that was going to [TS]

00:46:04   end for me but then after this after [TS]

00:46:08   this trucker speed experience I was like [TS]

00:46:09   hmm i'll try your cocaine [TS]

00:46:12   oh it was it was gateway a pill was it [TS]

00:46:15   absolutely was the man that it was like [TS]

00:46:17   okay speedy drugs let's see what let's [TS]

00:46:19   see where this leads headed by case that [TS]

00:46:22   led into no good place I never I never [TS]

00:46:25   ended up getting pegged or doing any [TS]

00:46:26   taking in the in any kind of Las Vegas [TS]

00:46:28   scenario RT now but well no that's the [TS]

00:46:32   thing I've been now Jon get sleep at [TS]

00:46:34   them you don't but you don't you don't [TS]

00:46:36   fail to remember things that happened to [TS]

00:46:38   you when you are on when you on and [TS]

00:46:40   federal [TS]

00:46:40   how do you know that's true Dec a lot of [TS]

00:46:43   people write novels about the few state [TS]

00:46:45   good point i don't know i don't even [TS]

00:46:47   know if it's a point in time I one time [TS]

00:46:50   decided that I was going to make a [TS]

00:46:51   stencil like an art an art stencil you [TS]

00:46:55   know what I'm talking about [TS]

00:46:56   yeah you mean like sort of like the [TS]

00:46:58   thing somebody would like spray-paint [TS]

00:47:00   graffiti kinda thing we go one of those [TS]

00:47:02   kind of Frenchy not feed yard stencils [TS]

00:47:05   all your friends like a French curve yet [TS]

00:47:06   you are you're not going to like draw [TS]

00:47:08   something with a stencil you want to [TS]

00:47:10   make one from whole cloth i want to make [TS]

00:47:12   a make a stencil small cloth and so I [TS]

00:47:14   spent because i was on because i was on [TS]

00:47:16   upper drugs i spent like five hours [TS]

00:47:20   drawing [TS]

00:47:22   driving this thing in drawing this [TS]

00:47:24   picture in like the my nudist to do [TS]

00:47:27   things like in the middle of the party [TS]

00:47:29   yeah yeah exactly is sitting on a couch [TS]

00:47:31   in the middle of a party drawing and [TS]

00:47:33   just like just like so focused and you [TS]

00:47:36   would need you need a precision laser [TS]

00:47:38   laser to have cut this thing out because [TS]

00:47:42   you made a rococo stencil it was like I [TS]

00:47:45   was I was drawing i was drawing things I [TS]

00:47:48   was drawing things that a single bed of [TS]

00:47:50   pencil was not was with too thick to [TS]

00:47:53   make the lines that I had in mind [TS]

00:47:55   and then when I looked at it later i was [TS]

00:47:56   like what the flock drugs i still have [TS]

00:48:00   it i kept i would love to see that and [TS]

00:48:02   can I just say you would have fit right [TS]

00:48:04   in in our pic group because because [TS]

00:48:06   there was a lot of ephedrine and then [TS]

00:48:07   there was a lot of a lot of the [TS]

00:48:09   marijuana but you guys didn't go though [TS]

00:48:12   you guys didn't go in the direction of [TS]

00:48:13   smoking weed on the suburbs I and no no [TS]

00:48:16   not at all [TS]

00:48:17   I i think i told you once i'm done [TS]

00:48:19   cocaine exactly once really did [TS]

00:48:22   absolutely nothing for me [TS]

00:48:23   sure and it just it's you know what it [TS]

00:48:27   is maybe I don't know it would be like [TS]

00:48:28   dating somebody who's exactly like you [TS]

00:48:31   know what I mean like a like I don't [TS]

00:48:33   need more of this right and and you know [TS]

00:48:36   and there's also the element of they [TS]

00:48:37   know as Bill Cosby says and himself you [TS]

00:48:40   know you know you know i just take this [TS]

00:48:43   and it makes me more like myself what if [TS]

00:48:45   you're an asshole like that's what [TS]

00:48:46   worries me like if I had access to [TS]

00:48:48   cocaine a guy that would be a Merlin I [TS]

00:48:52   can't live with [TS]

00:48:53   yeah we should i do that we should get [TS]

00:48:55   the crack thing but i would like to talk [TS]

00:48:56   about that at some point there's no [TS]

00:48:58   there's nobody that is made better by [TS]

00:49:00   cocaine everybody thinks they are yet [TS]

00:49:03   the profundity of a heavy Rick games [TS]

00:49:06   there is nobody made better by it and as [TS]

00:49:09   you as you move either as you know [TS]

00:49:11   nobody ever not made no they're not made [TS]

00:49:14   better they they they they think that [TS]

00:49:17   they are sparkling when really they are [TS]

00:49:19   you know John god dammit your heart on a [TS]

00:49:23   lot of seventies and eighties albums [TS]

00:49:25   because as I think you have shown [TS]

00:49:27   conclusively well what is your quote [TS]

00:49:30   that they're all literally made of [TS]

00:49:32   cocaine [TS]

00:49:33   yeah and especially especially the [TS]

00:49:35   Eagles right [TS]

00:49:35   Hotel California made of cocaine at [TS]

00:49:38   fleetwood mac rumors made of cocaine and [TS]

00:49:40   that lets go okay you know her nose [TS]

00:49:42   literally fell off after that album know [TS]

00:49:44   you know here's the here's that the the [TS]

00:49:46   terrible side of the story which is the [TS]

00:49:50   Fleetwood Mac is playing tonight in [TS]

00:49:52   tacoma kind i'm not there and the other [TS]

00:49:54   than probably anything no it was recent [TS]

00:49:57   I'm not tear is that yeah my friends in [TS]

00:50:00   the cave singers tweeted earlier tonight [TS]

00:50:02   that they they were pretty sure that [TS]

00:50:03   Stevie Nicks was at the tacoma hill [TS]

00:50:05   watching catch cash cab before the show [TS]

00:50:08   which seemed seems like exactly right [TS]

00:50:10   but I refuse to see Fleetwood Mac [TS]

00:50:12   without christine mcvie and a lot of [TS]

00:50:15   people went down on ya lot of people are [TS]

00:50:16   down on me for saying that christine [TS]

00:50:18   mcvie is the George Harrison Fleetwood [TS]

00:50:20   mag I don't disagree with that but I [TS]

00:50:24   think she's I think she's key I think [TS]

00:50:26   she's crucial [TS]

00:50:27   oh yes okay yeah yeah just just in terms [TS]

00:50:31   of being a way to offset those other big [TS]

00:50:36   personalities like i don't know i don't [TS]

00:50:37   like shy like you yeah I really like you [TS]

00:50:40   make loving fun and I like I like maybe [TS]

00:50:43   three or four four songs but she's kind [TS]

00:50:46   of a skipper for me [TS]

00:50:48   oh I really I really like like three [TS]

00:50:51   Fleetwood Mac records a lot [TS]

00:50:53   yeah I like you fast-forward through the [TS]

00:50:56   christine mcvie song smile [TS]

00:50:58   ok rumors and i'm sorry mp3 generation [TS]

00:51:02   rivers is just about perfect i know that [TS]

00:51:04   could hardly be more cliche it's like [TS]

00:51:06   saying i liked the Beatles the rumors [TS]

00:51:08   rumors is a really really good record [TS]

00:51:11   and into your point John the thing that [TS]

00:51:12   you are arguably best at sequencing it's [TS]

00:51:15   a very well sequence record yes [TS]

00:51:17   don't you think that would have been a [TS]

00:51:19   different record if you listen to [TS]

00:51:21   fleetwood mac's rumors on shuffle it's a [TS]

00:51:23   different different album altogether you [TS]

00:51:25   put that record on and you start driving [TS]

00:51:28   yeah and then you you're going north of [TS]

00:51:32   this book and she gave them and then you [TS]

00:51:35   get to decide to you flip the tape right [TS]

00:51:37   around chewelah remember [TS]

00:51:42   you can flip flip again depending on the [TS]

00:51:45   edge like an insomniac ready to go bomb [TS]

00:51:48   haha that route down Mick chula tavern [TS]

00:51:53   but I mean that but yeah but I don't [TS]

00:51:56   want to go see I don't want to go I want [TS]

00:51:59   to see them Halen because she opposed [TS]

00:52:01   wolo the fuck this is like three [TS]

00:52:04   episodes it is she a punchy so she's not [TS]

00:52:06   involved anymore she doesn't want to be [TS]

00:52:08   a part of it and I think it's because [TS]

00:52:09   Lindsey Buckingham is such a fucking nut [TS]

00:52:13   bc i do not think he is off the cocaine [TS]

00:52:16   I think he's still on the cocaine he is [TS]

00:52:18   a very very frustrating character to me [TS]

00:52:20   and I think that he's very frustrated [TS]

00:52:22   and christine mcvie I don't want to [TS]

00:52:23   bring everybody he seems like he's one [TS]

00:52:25   of those guys that like he and you know [TS]

00:52:28   if your listener Lindsay like I'm i hate [TS]

00:52:31   to say this because first of all he is [TS]

00:52:33   he is one of my top 18 favorite guitar [TS]

00:52:38   players and you're an amazing guitar [TS]

00:52:39   player Lindsay I'm going to assume that [TS]

00:52:41   you're likely such a flaming like [TS]

00:52:44   empirically flaming asshole he's just [TS]

00:52:46   seems like the worst guy in the world [TS]

00:52:47   and every note that he's ever played on [TS]

00:52:50   a Fleetwood Mac record i can have no I [TS]

00:52:52   can't find a thing about it [TS]

00:52:54   even when he plays live on an acoustic [TS]

00:52:56   guitar I don't think he's ever hit a [TS]

00:52:58   sour note [TS]

00:52:59   he's kicking ass right and left his [TS]

00:53:01   don't have a solo record these four [TS]

00:53:03   years ago and and it's it's impactful [TS]

00:53:06   he's so coked up and yet he's like he's [TS]

00:53:10   like it just just laying in these [TS]

00:53:12   impeccable little bits and yet I can't [TS]

00:53:16   find it [TS]

00:53:16   I cannot find a single nice thing to say [TS]

00:53:18   about him as a as a person it's not that [TS]

00:53:20   he's ever done anything bad it's just [TS]

00:53:22   that every interview I've ever watched [TS]

00:53:24   them like Oh what an asshole [TS]

00:53:26   oh my god anywhere even have this [TS]

00:53:28   conversation and all knowing what we [TS]

00:53:29   know about Fleetwood Mac having watched [TS]

00:53:31   the classic albums episode as I know we [TS]

00:53:34   both have numerous times like it if I [TS]

00:53:36   hope even hesitated for a minute to [TS]

00:53:38   think that anybody in that band what [TS]

00:53:40   would have I don't know how you would [TS]

00:53:42   even ever talk to somebody again in that [TS]

00:53:44   van got seven figures i know that he's [TS]

00:53:46   listening and I feel bad about it [TS]

00:53:48   because we we have we have criticized [TS]

00:53:50   some of our listeners before and a lot [TS]

00:53:52   of them have stuck around okay [TS]

00:53:54   okay well let me just give you my bona [TS]

00:53:55   fides I don't know if you followed the [TS]

00:53:57   link i sent you a link [TS]

00:53:59   absolutely well doesn't matter i just [TS]

00:54:02   want to say this delivery personally [TS]

00:54:03   oh yeah I'm glad you're here for this [TS]

00:54:04   but I sent you a link to a a mash-up and [TS]

00:54:09   as you know i'm not a mash-up fan but I [TS]

00:54:11   sent you a link to attract from a [TS]

00:54:13   mash-up album called feed the animals by [TS]

00:54:17   girl talk and there's one section of [TS]

00:54:19   this one song where they take as [TS]

00:54:23   something Peppa one of those black robes [TS]

00:54:26   with blonde hair bands sure and and [TS]

00:54:28   layer it over the solo from gypsy oh I [TS]

00:54:34   think I might have heard that and that's [TS]

00:54:36   so low it tells a little story does you [TS]

00:54:40   know walk you through it [TS]

00:54:41   think about like gum and what's this one [TS]

00:54:47   called you know that the rumor song but [TS]

00:54:51   think about his his finger picking only [TS]

00:54:53   an asshole could finger pick that well [TS]

00:54:54   well this is the problem I think with [TS]

00:54:57   music is that you can be terrible [TS]

00:55:00   yeah as a person and and be connected to [TS]

00:55:05   the column of light you can inflict it [TS]

00:55:09   all about that it seems like you're no [TS]

00:55:11   well I mean I am it is because I mean [TS]

00:55:15   you've got access to the corridors of [TS]

00:55:16   power you've met some flaming assholes [TS]

00:55:19   yeah you've met a lot of flaming [TS]

00:55:21   assholes but you've also had a lot of [TS]

00:55:22   gifted people certainly it is it is so [TS]

00:55:24   great to meet somebody like Charles [TS]

00:55:26   missile and go oh my god you're so much [TS]

00:55:28   nicer than me and so much more talented [TS]

00:55:30   than me but you certainly must have met [TS]

00:55:32   your share of people backstage we like [TS]

00:55:34   this is the most execrable human being [TS]

00:55:36   I've ever met but they can still play [TS]

00:55:38   that guitar like ringing a bell [TS]

00:55:39   first of all Charles bissell is is much [TS]

00:55:42   more talented than I metal guitar but I [TS]

00:55:43   would not argue that he was nicer than [TS]

00:55:45   me but I see I see where you're coming [TS]

00:55:48   from [TS]

00:55:49   really he is nicer than you who really [TS]

00:55:53   but we both dress like us a slightly [TS]

00:55:55   retarded lesbians [TS]

00:55:56   this is this is the basis of this gets [TS]

00:55:58   back to the Oscar Wilde of the the [TS]

00:56:00   terrible paraphrase of Oscar Wilde all [TS]

00:56:03   it's the only thing worse than quitting [TS]

00:56:05   Oscar was not quoting Oscar Wilde which [TS]

00:56:09   is that you know great our great-great [TS]

00:56:12   losing one Lindsay Buckinghams [TS]

00:56:17   understand about losing to seems like [TS]

00:56:19   carelessness I had this idea in my head [TS]

00:56:24   and you have a New Yorker wild sounds [TS]

00:56:27   yesterday island cartoon where I'm stuck [TS]

00:56:28   in a fucking Island with oscar wilde [TS]

00:56:30   like under coconut tree and I would [TS]

00:56:32   strangle him after 12 no it's not Oscar [TS]

00:56:34   Wilde a cartoon version of Oscar Wilde [TS]

00:56:36   like like literally a cartoon an [TS]

00:56:38   animated Oscar Wilde it sounds like the [TS]

00:56:41   mushroom stocking job it's got kind of [TS]

00:56:42   like making sounds like chef boyardee [TS]

00:56:44   John as you know on this show we have a [TS]

00:56:47   policy of not naming names [TS]

00:56:48   yeah and so my question to you is have [TS]

00:56:51   you met people that well if this is [TS]

00:56:54   what's what's in the business called a [TS]

00:56:55   leading question i suspect that you've [TS]

00:56:57   met people that I know you're not a fan [TS]

00:56:59   but there must be foot people you've met [TS]

00:57:01   who you admire you look forward to [TS]

00:57:03   seeing and then when you meet them they [TS]

00:57:06   are either [TS]

00:57:07   well then let's just stipulate that [TS]

00:57:09   maybe they're as talented as you'd hoped [TS]

00:57:10   but have you met people on the spectrum [TS]

00:57:13   of like nice to butthole [TS]

00:57:15   I mean there must be people where you go [TS]

00:57:16   oh my god you're so cool and you're as [TS]

00:57:19   good as I thought or my gosh you're so [TS]

00:57:22   talented and you should really be [TS]

00:57:23   literally living in hell [TS]

00:57:24   I mean that the famous i have this [TS]

00:57:28   sadness kind of profound roger daltrey [TS]

00:57:30   nice guy right accepted kinda who my mom [TS]

00:57:34   off my mom was really excited to meet [TS]

00:57:36   him anyway he kind of looked up and down [TS]

00:57:38   it was like you know here's your 7b and [TS]

00:57:43   it in a bit like a computer programmer [TS]

00:57:46   and then looked away and I was like yeah [TS]

00:57:47   she's 70 should you know you're 65 [TS]

00:57:50   asshole [TS]

00:57:51   no Roger was nice but but I have this I [TS]

00:57:54   had a kind of 1-2 punch with ryan adams [TS]

00:57:57   one time where I was we were in [TS]

00:58:00   Amsterdam and we were playing a show at [TS]

00:58:04   a panda from cops called the called the [TS]

00:58:07   parody cell [TS]

00:58:08   and apparently so is this old church in [TS]

00:58:11   the center of Amsterdam and has a big [TS]

00:58:13   room which is this enormous kind of like [TS]

00:58:16   Cathedral space with a big rose window [TS]

00:58:20   and it's kind of the it's the it's the [TS]

00:58:22   main big club an instrument and then [TS]

00:58:25   there's an upstairs room which is more [TS]

00:58:27   of like the club atmosphere you can put [TS]

00:58:29   you know 300 people in there and so [TS]

00:58:31   we're playing a show there we played [TS]

00:58:33   there many times i normally uh-oh [TS]

00:58:37   or rather exclusively in the club area [TS]

00:58:39   the long winters of I've always played [TS]

00:58:41   the club upstairs and we were playing [TS]

00:58:43   there one night and ryan adams was [TS]

00:58:45   playing the the theater below and so I [TS]

00:58:49   went down and i'm sitting in this the [TS]

00:58:51   third alchemy watching him soundcheck so [TS]

00:58:56   it's it's just just him and his band and [TS]

00:59:00   the only and I'm the only person in the [TS]

00:59:01   room and i'm on the I'm like in the back [TS]

00:59:04   of the third balcony all the way at the [TS]

00:59:05   top of the theater and I'm just watching [TS]

00:59:08   soundcheck and I've never been a fan or [TS]

00:59:10   anything I didn't care about it but I [TS]

00:59:12   just when I was just watching he's [TS]

00:59:13   running through his rock band songs and [TS]

00:59:15   I was like yeah whatevs [TS]

00:59:17   and then he sent his band away and he he [TS]

00:59:19   did one song with the acoustic guitar [TS]

00:59:22   and harmonica and it was that song where [TS]

00:59:27   he goes [TS]

00:59:28   you stole all my records and you fucked [TS]

00:59:30   all my friends you know what I'm talking [TS]

00:59:33   about [TS]

00:59:33   not sure but well he's got a song where [TS]

00:59:36   he says he's stolen my records and you [TS]

00:59:40   fucked my friends and then he plays the [TS]

00:59:41   harmonica solo by records right now my [TS]

00:59:44   friends we're going to weigh when [TS]

00:59:46   harmonica and I'm sitting up in the in [TS]

00:59:49   the theater and I'm like this is a [TS]

00:59:52   fucking great song it really like [TS]

00:59:54   holding room and I was the only one in [TS]

00:59:57   the room but I was [TS]

00:59:57   the room but I was [TS]

01:00:00   rooted in the spot like this is [TS]

01:00:03   incredible if I could do this if I could [TS]

01:00:05   stand there with an acoustic guitar and [TS]

01:00:07   harmonica and make that much music like [TS]

01:00:12   why does he even have this band on tour [TS]

01:00:14   with him whatever he doesn't need a bass [TS]

01:00:16   player and drummer he doesn't all these [TS]

01:00:17   amplifiers like this is a guy that's got [TS]

01:00:20   it [TS]

01:00:21   he's really got it and I i walked out of [TS]

01:00:24   that sound check was just like got [TS]

01:00:27   whatever anybody says about ryan adams [TS]

01:00:30   i'm never gonna have a bad word to say [TS]

01:00:31   about him again because that was that [TS]

01:00:35   was an astonishing soundcheck and you [TS]

01:00:37   know I i I'm I'm lucky that I have seen [TS]

01:00:39   a lot of sound checks you know I get [TS]

01:00:42   just kinda see bands do that thing where [TS]

01:00:46   they we're just warming up and they they [TS]

01:00:49   make that magical song and I've had it [TS]

01:00:52   to myself where you doing a soundcheck [TS]

01:00:55   you're running through a song in the [TS]

01:00:56   room is coming together [TS]

01:00:58   the sound is coming together you just [TS]

01:01:00   like god i wish that i wish the room had [TS]

01:01:03   been full to see that because that was a [TS]

01:01:05   great that's kinda it's an intimate [TS]

01:01:06   moment it's a moment where you feel [TS]

01:01:08   relaxed singing this and you know it's [TS]

01:01:10   listen you're just like here I go and [TS]

01:01:12   you do the sound check and it's just [TS]

01:01:14   incredible I've seen some amazing sound [TS]

01:01:16   checks but this was one of them [TS]

01:01:18   well so later on that afternoon I'm out [TS]

01:01:24   in the PM about in Amsterdam that look [TS]

01:01:28   at the lights plane which is a which is [TS]

01:01:31   square that's very close to the Paradiso [TS]

01:01:34   and it's a it's one of those big squares [TS]

01:01:36   and amsterdam where they're all the [TS]

01:01:37   restaurants have outside tables and [TS]

01:01:40   everybody's drinking beer and their [TS]

01:01:42   jugglers and there are people doing [TS]

01:01:46   street art and there are a lot of very [TS]

01:01:50   beautiful girls on bicycles with their [TS]

01:01:52   little fucking bells their little like [TS]

01:01:55   condescending bells as they're right [TS]

01:01:58   trying to ride through this [TS]

01:02:00   the this crowd of tourists singing thing [TS]

01:02:03   me the stone tourists everywhere these [TS]

01:02:07   like beautiful girls are just trying to [TS]

01:02:09   get home to their tall houses their [TS]

01:02:12   narrow narrow homes their narrow homes [TS]

01:02:16   of their tall staircases and you're just [TS]

01:02:17   sitting there at it in the light plane [TS]

01:02:19   and it's like this is Amsterdam i'm [TS]

01:02:21   having a time and there's a guy a street [TS]

01:02:24   performer and he's got some marionettes [TS]

01:02:29   and the marionettes one of them is [TS]

01:02:31   playing the guitar and the other Mary [TS]

01:02:33   and that is playing the piano and [TS]

01:02:35   they're tall they're like [TS]

01:02:36   three-foot-tall marionettes and he's out [TS]

01:02:40   there performing and that's an easy one [TS]

01:02:42   guys working marionettes he's working [TS]

01:02:45   these to marry events one of the play [TS]

01:02:46   the guitar one of them is playing a the [TS]

01:02:49   piano and the he's got a boom box and [TS]

01:02:51   they're like jamming to some tunes and [TS]

01:02:56   I'm sitting I'm sitting there you know [TS]

01:02:58   with my with my fanta and i'm watching [TS]

01:03:01   this guy and I'm thinking you know how [TS]

01:03:02   does a guy like this who made it [TS]

01:03:04   obviously makes his own marionettes he [TS]

01:03:06   comes out here into the lights plane [TS]

01:03:07   he's jamming along to some Elton John [TS]

01:03:10   what is to marionettes like what is this [TS]

01:03:13   guy's life look like he he probably [TS]

01:03:16   lives in a squat [TS]

01:03:17   he's got a roommate that collects salt [TS]

01:03:20   from around the room you know this guy [TS]

01:03:23   is but there's some some girl that like [TS]

01:03:27   collect salt but he's got a he's got a [TS]

01:03:30   whole rack of salt from all it takes a [TS]

01:03:32   lot of space in a narrow house you know [TS]

01:03:35   and they're probably have a theater [TS]

01:03:36   group and they probably do there's one [TS]

01:03:38   of them is it agent John if you make [TS]

01:03:41   your own maybe that's you need to work [TS]

01:03:42   space you know he's got a workspace [TS]

01:03:44   that's exactly right that he shares with [TS]

01:03:46   a guy like Geppetto tools Geppetto tools [TS]

01:03:49   they probably have a lot of terrariums [TS]

01:03:51   in there squat that are there's probably [TS]

01:03:54   plenty of macrame actually oh man and [TS]

01:03:58   I'm thinking about this guy's life and [TS]

01:03:59   I'm thinking about him and he's he's but [TS]

01:04:01   the marionettes are really rocking out [TS]

01:04:03   at this point [TS]

01:04:05   and into the square comes Ryan Adams [TS]

01:04:08   with an entourage of about six students [TS]

01:04:13   that are all and they're all looking [TS]

01:04:16   super duper duper hip you know it was [TS]

01:04:19   before like the real skinny jeans era [TS]

01:04:22   but they are looking like some new york [TS]

01:04:24   skinny legged tousled hair lookin rock [TS]

01:04:30   and rollers they look super cool and [TS]

01:04:33   they walk into the square and I'm [TS]

01:04:35   sitting I'm in a crowd of there's 5,000 [TS]

01:04:38   people in the square so I'm just [TS]

01:04:39   invisible and they're walking to the [TS]

01:04:43   square and they're like and walking like [TS]

01:04:45   it's hot like they're in the opening of [TS]

01:04:47   hard day's night you know they're kind [TS]

01:04:48   of like clicking their heels up and and [TS]

01:04:50   they're pointing their fingers at people [TS]

01:04:52   and they're walking in and sort of a [TS]

01:04:55   phalanx you know like that right like [TS]

01:04:57   migrating geese with right at the front [TS]

01:05:01   and they come up to this guy who's doing [TS]

01:05:05   his marionettes and I mean on one side [TS]

01:05:07   of the marionette guy there's a juggler [TS]

01:05:09   on the other side of the marionette guy [TS]

01:05:10   there's you know somebody that's that's [TS]

01:05:13   making balloon animals doing marionettes [TS]

01:05:16   and a square takes enthusiasm and in [TS]

01:05:17   focus oh he's this guy super focused and [TS]

01:05:20   he's really he's really like into it [TS]

01:05:22   yeah and this is the kind of alternative [TS]

01:05:24   this is the kind of European alternative [TS]

01:05:26   entertainment that has held europe [TS]

01:05:29   european thrall for the last 2,000 years [TS]

01:05:32   like he the this marionette act- the old [TS]

01:05:36   John would have easily captivated [TS]

01:05:40   Charlemagne you know it is at that level [TS]

01:05:43   of sort of like clap clap breaking the [TS]

01:05:48   barrier dentist and he's you know he's [TS]

01:05:50   been doing this whole life anyway so [TS]

01:05:52   right right at this craft this is crap [TS]

01:05:55   right Adams and his entourage [TS]

01:05:57   so what some of whom are in his band [TS]

01:05:59   they come up on this marionette guy and [TS]

01:06:01   you can see in their faces like hey all [TS]

01:06:05   right and the marionette guy I'm [TS]

01:06:09   realizing that the way he makes his [TS]

01:06:11   money is both that he's got a hat out [TS]

01:06:14   there and people throw money and as they [TS]

01:06:15   go by [TS]

01:06:17   but also every street performer and [TS]

01:06:20   amsterdam a big part of the way they [TS]

01:06:22   make their money is that people want to [TS]

01:06:23   pose with them for photographs right [TS]

01:06:25   that is like part of the deal and so [TS]

01:06:29   Ryan like turns to his friends and he's [TS]

01:06:35   like dude students did you get your [TS]

01:06:39   camera's check it check it out check it [TS]

01:06:40   out and he goes over and the marionette [TS]

01:06:42   guys like all right I got a live one [TS]

01:06:44   here and Ryan actually sits down at the [TS]

01:06:49   little piano a little fake penis he sits [TS]

01:06:53   down in a marionette piano sits down and [TS]

01:06:56   a piano and he starts to he starts to [TS]

01:06:58   pretend play the piano and the [TS]

01:07:01   marionette guys like he's now he's [TS]

01:07:03   working his Merry that's over time the [TS]

01:07:06   dude playing the guitar and the other [TS]

01:07:07   marionette is kinda like sitting at the [TS]

01:07:09   piano stool with ryan and they are and [TS]

01:07:12   his friends are taking pictures but the [TS]

01:07:14   marionette guy is written like he's into [TS]

01:07:16   it he's he's fully involved in the scene [TS]

01:07:18   and saying okay if you want to play [TS]

01:07:19   fucking marrying a piano I can do this [TS]

01:07:22   that's right he is he is he is committed [TS]

01:07:24   to this and ryan is like Papa dabba doo [TS]

01:07:27   and he's singing about and he stopped to [TS]

01:07:29   play the piano singing a song and i'm [TS]

01:07:31   watching from over on the side and then [TS]

01:07:35   it'd be it ryan gets up from the piano [TS]

01:07:39   and it becomes apparent that to him and [TS]

01:07:43   to his friends they had just given that [TS]

01:07:48   marrying that guy the thrill of his life [TS]

01:07:51   and the marionette guy who doesn't know [TS]

01:07:56   who these kids are is he looking for us [TS]

01:07:59   and guilders is looking for a couple of [TS]

01:08:01   gilder or at this point euros because [TS]

01:08:05   the transition have been made anything [TS]

01:08:07   but he's not feeling like he just got [TS]

01:08:09   I'm sorry but he doesn't feel like he [TS]

01:08:10   just like that graced but by the ironic [TS]

01:08:13   fake marionette piano playing a fucking [TS]

01:08:15   Ryan Adams no he doesn't know who that [TS]

01:08:18   he this is usually fully committed [TS]

01:08:20   Mary noticed his you're wondering why [TS]

01:08:22   they got the floppy hair and the [TS]

01:08:23   reservoir dog guys aren't crossing his [TS]

01:08:25   palm [TS]

01:08:25   yeah and so and they all kind of stand [TS]

01:08:28   there like fully ignore [TS]

01:08:30   bring the marionette do now as they look [TS]

01:08:33   at the pictures on their phones already [TS]

01:08:36   moved on and the marionette guy is [TS]

01:08:39   reduced to grabbing the his hat off like [TS]

01:08:43   putting his bets down grabbing the hat [TS]

01:08:45   and kind of walking over to them like [TS]

01:08:48   hey that was fun right [TS]

01:08:52   like put a little like poodle throw one [TS]

01:08:56   in here or whatever and they like just [TS]

01:09:02   completely give him the hey kid [TS]

01:09:07   we gave you we gave you our autographs [TS]

01:09:09   now like move along type of thing and [TS]

01:09:15   marry that guys like 40 years old and [TS]

01:09:18   maybe I'm a kind of March off on their [TS]

01:09:20   on their on their hard day's night [TS]

01:09:23   adventure and I'm sitting there having [TS]

01:09:26   watched the whole thing and having seen [TS]

01:09:27   him earlier in the day do this song that [TS]

01:09:32   was still like ringing in my head and [TS]

01:09:35   then and then watch him in real life [TS]

01:09:37   kind of come along and and be so a and B [TS]

01:09:41   walking through amsterdam one of my [TS]

01:09:43   favorite cities in the world and just be [TS]

01:09:44   blind to its and blind to what is [TS]

01:09:48   happening and blind to everyone else in [TS]

01:09:51   the world and blind to just like how do [TS]

01:09:55   I mean and I'm and I'm watching a [TS]

01:09:57   thousand people walk through the lights [TS]

01:09:58   point and not see anything and just [TS]

01:10:00   beyond their own stoner trip or whatever [TS]

01:10:02   but the contrast for me it in just in [TS]

01:10:07   the space of an hour to it really like [TS]

01:10:11   in a way was kind of devastating to [TS]

01:10:13   realize that somebody can make something [TS]

01:10:16   really beautiful a song like that that [TS]

01:10:18   is that that I felt like it wasn't just [TS]

01:10:21   the performance but the song itself had [TS]

01:10:23   something in it that showed until like [TS]

01:10:27   like humanity humanity three precisely [TS]

01:10:30   somebody perceiving something true and [TS]

01:10:34   then to sit and see that same person [TS]

01:10:36   incapable of perceiving something so [TS]

01:10:38   simple [TS]

01:10:40   as like their actual place in the world [TS]

01:10:43   rather than the one that was being so [TS]

01:10:45   reinforced by the by the entourage and [TS]

01:10:48   by the idea and I mean I i I've had that [TS]

01:10:54   feeling walking out of a club after [TS]

01:10:56   soundcheck walking around town and [TS]

01:10:58   feeling like everybody in this town is [TS]

01:11:00   talking about me okay and then realizing [TS]

01:11:03   that everybody in that town is talking [TS]

01:11:04   about the baseball game [TS]

01:11:06   there's really only a few hundred people [TS]

01:11:08   that are talking about you but it's also [TS]

01:11:10   i mean i guess this is embedded in the [TS]

01:11:12   story but it's all it's kind of funny [TS]

01:11:14   that like you're the only person there [TS]

01:11:15   in the end up in the balcony be okay I'm [TS]

01:11:25   great little much for the Humanities I [TS]

01:11:27   feel amazing [TS]

01:11:28   yeah i would be holding vigil in person [TS]

01:11:30   there for this very humane performance [TS]

01:11:32   like you have this like weirdly singular [TS]

01:11:35   experience of apart from the you know [TS]

01:11:38   Dutch sound guys you're the only person [TS]

01:11:40   there we know more last to see this [TS]

01:11:43   great performance but then in the midst [TS]

01:11:46   of this busy leading square or whatever [TS]

01:11:49   like you you have the same time you [TS]

01:11:52   watched a completely different probably [TS]

01:11:55   unintentional performance not of like a [TS]

01:11:58   song but of like a of that person's [TS]

01:12:01   interior bullshit like is it weird like [TS]

01:12:05   you were the audience for something [TS]

01:12:06   really amazing and then you're the [TS]

01:12:08   audience for something really [TS]

01:12:09   off-putting [TS]

01:12:10   yeah and it was either like he would [TS]

01:12:12   never think of that guy's another artist [TS]

01:12:14   he's just some some dickhead and [TS]

01:12:16   amsterdam and he treats him like a [TS]

01:12:17   fucking hobo yeah right as well I'm [TS]

01:12:19   sorry that that's really lame [TS]

01:12:21   it felt like that time when I was [TS]

01:12:24   sitting in the bathtub eating a sandwich [TS]

01:12:27   having just smoked a pot this is a long [TS]

01:12:30   time ago [TS]

01:12:32   yea even then I'm sorry even then you're [TS]

01:12:35   enjoying sandwiches in the top [TS]

01:12:37   oh I was especially ya get well meatball [TS]

01:12:40   sub in there [TS]

01:12:41   the thing about smoking pot in the [TS]

01:12:43   bathtub it is the thing I miss the most [TS]

01:12:45   of all the drugs and really is to stick [TS]

01:12:49   to cinema bathtub and smoke pot and eat [TS]

01:12:51   a sandwich [TS]

01:12:52   that's right in the pocket for you it's [TS]

01:12:54   just it was so amazingly brings [TS]

01:12:56   everything to get there doesn't it and I [TS]

01:12:57   had to take the pot out of the equation [TS]

01:12:59   because it pot is a bad it's really in [TS]

01:13:02   mood [TS]

01:13:02   Emma in the full scheme of things part [TS]

01:13:04   is a net bad now it's so it's a net bad [TS]

01:13:07   that bad but it's looking like such a [TS]

01:13:10   good idea and it really doesn't [TS]

01:13:11   and you know in their emissaries ISIL in [TS]

01:13:13   their fifties that and 62 still think [TS]

01:13:16   it's a good idea people smoke pot every [TS]

01:13:17   day im so much punch on and as I've said [TS]

01:13:20   many times I never I never woke up in [TS]

01:13:22   jail and thought it was pot I was on pot [TS]

01:13:27   last night and now I'm in jail like pot [TS]

01:13:29   doesn't do that part is not bad in that [TS]

01:13:31   way but boy pot is bad but it's sure [TS]

01:13:35   great to smoke pot to be a better but [TS]

01:13:38   one time I was sitting in my bathtub and [TS]

01:13:40   there was and and i had put a load of [TS]

01:13:43   laundry in downstairs mlo and the the [TS]

01:13:48   washing machine was on the spin cycle [TS]

01:13:51   and it was going to need ed in absolutes [TS]

01:13:56   doing this like spin cycle noise from [TS]

01:13:58   the basement but it it was it was [TS]

01:14:00   echoing through the house it was [TS]

01:14:02   vibrating the house and I'm lying there [TS]

01:14:05   in the bathtub I'm kind of enjoying this [TS]

01:14:06   vibration of the washing machine kind of [TS]

01:14:10   freaking out downstairs and there's a [TS]

01:14:13   jet flying over like a jumbo jet on its [TS]

01:14:17   way [TS]

01:14:17   just somewhere far away somewhere else [TS]

01:14:21   where in the world full of people that [TS]

01:14:24   were going to enjoy Seoul Korea and its [TS]

01:14:27   high up in the sky and for a period of [TS]

01:14:31   about 20 seconds the sound of the [TS]

01:14:35   faraway jet and the rumbling of the [TS]

01:14:38   washing machine created a harmony that [TS]

01:14:43   was perceptible only to me in my bathtub [TS]

01:14:45   in my stoner bathtub and it was a [TS]

01:14:48   perfect chord was a light like it was [TS]

01:14:51   for you it was absolutely for me because [TS]

01:14:54   it was only nobody else even in a [TS]

01:14:56   slightly different bathtub they would [TS]

01:14:57   have not heard the same thing if you [TS]

01:14:59   were in the kitchen you wouldn't have [TS]

01:15:00   heard it but sitting here in this space [TS]

01:15:04   it was a perfect mix and it was you know [TS]

01:15:07   the but the sound of a jet overhead is a [TS]

01:15:09   cord of itself it's not just a single [TS]

01:15:11   note it's just it's a whole panoply of [TS]

01:15:14   notes and the washing machine was making [TS]

01:15:17   both rhythm and and Accord and it's all [TS]

01:15:22   connected and just fill this filled the [TS]

01:15:26   space with this pink cloud of this [TS]

01:15:28   perfect harmonic and I was like boom [TS]

01:15:32   there it is that was it [TS]

01:15:35   I don't know what that what else there [TS]

01:15:36   is I was there [TS]

01:15:39   it's all been downhill sentence Mr 20 [TS]

01:15:43   years ago you know [TS]

01:15:51   ya got a lot of bookers yeah I am used [TS]

01:16:01   to shake my daughter a lot to make sure [TS]

01:16:02   she was alive when she was sleeping [TS]

01:16:05   yeah yeah yeah I think everybody does it [TS]

01:16:07   and I never should anybody not shook but [TS]

01:16:10   didn't you ever like within the numerous [TS]

01:16:12   times that in a sweet but kind of creepy [TS]

01:16:15   way you student and like watch your kids [TS]

01:16:17   sleep like especially when your kids an [TS]

01:16:19   infant [TS]

01:16:20   yeah i mean i don't know about you but I [TS]

01:16:21   feel like I've been very implicated with [TS]

01:16:24   this whole fear of an infant dying you [TS]

01:16:27   know SIDS you know and so on and you're [TS]

01:16:30   like oh it's going to make sure you roll [TS]

01:16:32   it over onto its back and you know since [TS]

01:16:37   my daughter was you know that age I seen [TS]

01:16:40   lots of like funny parodies of this and [TS]

01:16:42   stuff but you know I don't have you ever [TS]

01:16:44   felt this but i but I would often feel [TS]

01:16:46   like a the baby finally got to sleep [TS]

01:16:50   yeah and that is really so the goal so [TS]

01:16:54   much the time in the first like six [TS]

01:16:56   months is like oh my god for everybody [TS]

01:16:58   involved like people I don't even know [TS]

01:17:00   what it's huge [TS]

01:17:02   this baby get to sleep and the last [TS]

01:17:04   thing in the world I want to do like [TS]

01:17:06   really seriously like apart from [TS]

01:17:08   stabbing it [TS]

01:17:09   the last thing we want to do is wake [TS]

01:17:10   this baby up you don't put don't wake [TS]

01:17:12   the baby [TS]

01:17:12   you never had that feeling that I would [TS]

01:17:13   have that feeling where I was like [TS]

01:17:15   maybe I'm just sleep deprived but she's [TS]

01:17:18   not moving [TS]

01:17:19   yeah well that whole business that whole [TS]

01:17:21   business of like your baby's gonna die [TS]

01:17:23   your baby's gonna die they tell you is [TS]

01:17:27   so crazy making and and all the other [TS]

01:17:33   than not that helpful [TS]

01:17:34   it's not helpful all the old ladies like [TS]

01:17:36   her or you know my mom and everybody was [TS]

01:17:38   like we never worried about that and you [TS]

01:17:40   were fine [TS]

01:17:41   you slept on your back or your front or [TS]

01:17:44   whatever it is they tell you about to do [TS]

01:17:45   and your final week we used to drive [TS]

01:17:48   around in a judge or three years he had [TS]

01:17:49   a fucking fisher-price kid in your [TS]

01:17:51   throat but we used to stick you in the [TS]

01:17:55   glove box [TS]

01:17:56   I'm not at co and go do jumps we don't [TS]

01:18:01   Josh dark witch in the boot of the [TS]

01:18:02   beetle and you were fine but but that I [TS]

01:18:06   don't know what it is but that talk of [TS]

01:18:08   like other gonna die and then you read [TS]

01:18:09   their the accounts of people whose [TS]

01:18:11   babies dude I and you think there is [TS]

01:18:14   nothing worse there cuz there's nothing [TS]

01:18:16   worse and yeah if my baby dies and i was [TS]

01:18:22   sitting upstairs or I was in a different [TS]

01:18:25   room going [TS]

01:18:25   don't go check on the baby she's fine [TS]

01:18:28   well if you were listening for the [TS]

01:18:28   residence of the universe in a bathtub [TS]

01:18:31   like not high but with a sub and you [TS]

01:18:34   thought like got 30 seconds could have [TS]

01:18:36   made the difference [TS]

01:18:38   yeah right because kids into the thing [TS]

01:18:39   here's the thing like you know can just [TS]

01:18:41   say don't Google dry drowning dry [TS]

01:18:45   drowning don't google it [TS]

01:18:47   that sounds terrible exactly there is [TS]

01:18:50   there is shit that happens to your kids [TS]

01:18:52   that's so stupid and so like you can [TS]

01:18:56   even detect it [TS]

01:18:57   it's like at like body thetans like that [TS]

01:19:00   like there's no way you can even know [TS]

01:19:02   that this thing is going wrong so he [TS]

01:19:03   notes it's part of your tech we'll talk [TS]

01:19:07   about it later i was at powell's [TS]

01:19:09   bookstore member general level is very [TS]

01:19:10   low John my tone your tone level [TS]

01:19:13   yeah but when i was at powell's long [TS]

01:19:15   story not very long ago and I there's a [TS]

01:19:17   on the top floor Powell's there's a rare [TS]

01:19:19   book room [TS]

01:19:21   which is kinda where I like Powell's [TS]

01:19:23   overwhelms me but I can go into the rare [TS]

01:19:25   book room and just don't they have like [TS]

01:19:26   a nap with gps you know I know it's a [TS]

01:19:29   totally overwhelmed at me it's wonderful [TS]

01:19:31   to get lost in but it is completely [TS]

01:19:33   overwhelming [TS]

01:19:34   yeah I don't you know I don't go into [TS]

01:19:36   the section like where's the landscaping [TS]

01:19:38   section and they're like way to string [TS]

01:19:40   it is this city block sir and I'm like a [TS]

01:19:42   fuck you [TS]

01:19:44   but i but the rare book room is it [TS]

01:19:46   contained walled-off place where you can [TS]

01:19:49   go and it's very quiet and everything in [TS]

01:19:51   there is something interesting and cool [TS]

01:19:52   and i went in there [TS]

01:19:53   robert longo and there was a complete [TS]

01:19:55   complete library of high-ranking [TS]

01:20:00   Scientology books you know that it was [TS]

01:20:04   like a it was like not a box set because [TS]

01:20:07   there were too many books but it was [TS]

01:20:09   like it came with its own cabinet that [TS]

01:20:12   was painted white and looked like one of [TS]

01:20:14   those egg chairs like it had a pedestal [TS]

01:20:17   and magic doors and it was all the pages [TS]

01:20:21   were all in gold [TS]

01:20:23   the thing is she's not a false-flag I I [TS]

01:20:25   can't believe that's allowed to stand [TS]

01:20:27   that's the thing it was incredible i [TS]

01:20:29   looked at the sense that his son John if [TS]

01:20:31   you know the first or second thing about [TS]

01:20:33   when you say the name [TS]

01:20:35   I don't know anything but if you know [TS]

01:20:37   the first or second thing about that [TS]

01:20:39   group about that is unbelievable that a [TS]

01:20:42   chair would exist [TS]

01:20:43   well and so I'm looking at a time like [TS]

01:20:44   this seems like a thing I should have [TS]

01:20:46   challenged i don't know no I don't ever [TS]

01:20:48   want to I don't want to ever read one of [TS]

01:20:50   these but it seems like the Ark of the [TS]

01:20:51   Covenant if you have it that makes the [TS]

01:20:53   Necronomicon of a fucking candy cane [TS]

01:20:55   don't even get near you know it's like [TS]

01:20:57   the protocols of the Elders of Zion god [TS]

01:20:59   that's the murdered man it's fucking [TS]

01:21:01   chewing gum next to that shit so I [TS]

01:21:03   looked at it I looked on the chaplain [TS]

01:21:05   have taken you know twelve hundred [TS]

01:21:07   dollars variable thickness because who [TS]

01:21:10   else is gonna have one monkey's paw John [TS]

01:21:12   if i guess i could buy it and just give [TS]

01:21:14   it to John plans Berg and I would have [TS]

01:21:16   done my that would have been my job for [TS]

01:21:18   the world that would have justified my [TS]

01:21:20   existence and then I was like why can't [TS]

01:21:23   I can't do it but I so I walked out of [TS]

01:21:25   there and I felt like I had been inside [TS]

01:21:27   the inner intersect of the Mormon [TS]

01:21:30   Tabernacle Choir whenever I had seemed [TS]

01:21:32   it's that they had opened the come [TS]

01:21:34   no I had seen the thing it seemed the [TS]

01:21:37   books are you pretty sure they were real [TS]

01:21:41   oh it was fully real this was like a do [TS]

01:21:43   you think they would really have that [TS]

01:21:44   our customers a John we've got all this [TS]

01:21:47   out [TS]

01:21:48   history looks fingers people to have it [TS]

01:21:50   but how would they have known OTC like [TS]

01:21:52   you get above like you get to a certain [TS]

01:21:55   OT level [TS]

01:21:57   yeah you get above I think OT 30 35 that [TS]

01:22:01   is some serious fucking shit because you [TS]

01:22:03   get to the you get the level of like I [TS]

01:22:05   think the t3 or 85 is where LRH first [TS]

01:22:09   talks about like how if you look at this [TS]

01:22:12   and you're not ready [TS]

01:22:15   it will literally kill you whoa that is [TS]

01:22:19   it it is the Ark of the Covenant if it [TS]

01:22:22   melts your face the the Ark of the [TS]

01:22:24   Covenant fucking putt-putt golf man this [TS]

01:22:27   is like 40 tiger woods with a very high [TS]

01:22:29   tone level [TS]

01:22:30   well so i don't know i did not know [TS]

01:22:32   enough not to look at it I looked at it [TS]

01:22:34   a lot but every time I opened it read [TS]

01:22:37   the words it just seemed like i was [TS]

01:22:39   reading the owners manual for a more [TS]

01:22:41   like a Betamax it stop right there [TS]

01:22:46   cutting all this but [TS]