Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello a jack a line Maryland ask going [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► pretty good how are you go but don't get [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► that's good that's really early i just [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► thought i'd say that so that we would [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► feel some the soulja take us back to the [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► old days the old days when it was early [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► instead of like at night which is what [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► we're doing now i think was adjusted [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► well how do you feel it's different [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► hmm well but you know we've not that it [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► matters but we know we received some [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► plot it's from people seem to enjoy the [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► later recording time I think it's pretty [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► good on our fans but we don't care about [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► their praise that's the supertrain [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► talking I care [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► yeah I know you care for your gentle [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► your soft I don't know about that yeah [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► you're right [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah yeah I had kind of a [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► heavy meal [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► oh you did you know what I just did let [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► go into the taco bus but it but I didn't [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► have enough time to eat [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► sounds dirty it is dirty or el taco bus [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► as i call it because i'm sure a polyglot [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► i am and i'm out sort of an [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► internationalist low slow Stocco bus and [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► i went there but I didn't have enough [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► time beat so there's there's talk of us [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► food downstairs and it's in it's a it's [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► it's my prize it's my prize that's [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► waiting for me [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► what's terrible is still hot doesn't [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► matter i'll come on [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► no it doesn't matter because Merlin I [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► like food that is room temperature [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► huh is that like a Chinese energy thing [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► I mean you know well a little [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► well no do you mean like is Mike and [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► drinks like you know I I you know [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► working on but I think you're not [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► supposed to drink at anything while [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► you're eating but especially you can't [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► drink cold stuff when you're pregnant [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► because of functions way i see i gotta [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► look that up that it just general [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► cheese are aligned with your other [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► cheese is some you know they don't have [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► a lot of cheese in Chinese food [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► uh oh god I hate myself up you know what [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► that was pretty good i believe in and [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► allow it sorry Billy Graham limp I'm [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► limping now here's my question now [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► so you like room temperature foods that [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► go both ways do you like do you like you [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► like yogurt to come to room temperature [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► and you like your beef you know to get [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► the you know get too comfortable 70 [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► degrees [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► yeah kind of I mean of you I'll put it [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► this way i do not object to to any food [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► that is either cooled or warmed up from [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► its from its initial serving temperature [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► huh to closer than room temperature and [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► some people find it repulsive that i [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► will eat a lot of for instance open a [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► can of food and just eat it out of the [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► can [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► I've been affronted by that yeah and a [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► lot of people are there like that is [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► that's disgusting them like what what do [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► you think he is doing to it [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► hey you guys okay it's always have you [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► guys always have a reason I you know [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► what is this guy who's this guy's i have [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► had a couple i think i've had a couple [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► being eaters like you that I that I have [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► been acquainted one of my one of my very [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► good friends in high school [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► first of all would eat pretty much [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► anything and you can eat it in almost [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► any state [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► yeah and I think I don't know that to me [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► there's three parts to it there's the [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► first part which is the eating it out of [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► the original container what it really [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► says bachelor for life anything up and [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► then there is the get it matter i mean [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► does that does that do if you get [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► takeout you want you like to decamp it i [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► am notorious in my household for liking [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► piping hot food right now I'm not not [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► not not i mean my mind my sister-in-law [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► your head dunkin donuts coffee course [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► it's pretty good coffee and they're kind [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► of famous for how scalding-hot their [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► coffee is and its really you know it's [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► really i mean i'm not to say anything [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► because you know my family or island [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► well you know Papa stage if I say [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► anything but it's good it's not like the [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► best coffee I've ever had [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► she has the microchip is it super hot [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► though because you're supposed to you [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► know you're going to be on like a [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► four-hour stakeout [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► oh yeah everybody doing was a cop but [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► then she has the microwave it to make it [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► hotter [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► yes can you imagine microwaving dunkin [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► donuts coffee will you [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► you know you know the whole story about [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► the exploding hot-water heaters [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► I don't think I know that all started [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► the old story see any hot water heaters [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► don't explode anymore because they have [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► like 17 layers of failsafe valves and [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► vents and stuff to keep this from [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► happening [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► ok this is something i learned that they [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► say it's like it's like a big slightly [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► sophisticated teakettle historic city [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► channel it's a sealed teakettle and if [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► you're if you don't have if you don't [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► have like shut off valves for the for [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► the heating element and also steam vents [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► for the steaming elements what happens [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► in a hot water heater if especially one [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► that's like two-thirds full the this the [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► the water gets hotter and hotter and [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► hotter but it can't boil because as it [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► gets hotter and also the pressure [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► increases and the pressure increases and [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► pressure increases in the water gets [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► hotter and hotter without boiling and [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► then finally the pressure gets so great [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► that the hot water heater explodes and [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► the second that there's an opening all [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► like 80 gallons of water turns to steam [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► instantly and how water you can blow up [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► your house how guys like flash flash [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► explosion of like instant steam and all [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► that pressure can like you can flatten [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► your home now when today as an industry [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► fix that they fixed it i think after the [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► great water the great hot water heater [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► explosion epidemic team of the nineteen [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► thirties but we're all those people were [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► killed at work because they were they [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► were sealing the fire exits [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► all right there the Triangle Shirtwaist [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► water heater and thread the internship [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► with water heater incidents voices easy [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► the second part [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► the second part is the room temperature [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► part yeah i loved Gillard's playing on [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► that guy's solid heat heat you don't [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► know who they are [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► never he never listened to them you [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► never thought to an entire gotta be with [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► someone in your life but I happen to be [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► friends with the killers [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► well I never signed you is wife on [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► livejournal blender [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► tell me more remember he chides journal [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► i remember being very mad at livejournal [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► because you were on livejournal with a [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► bunch of like our love our seat mafia [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► bunch of teenage girls who were talking [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► about me I it and then i would say well [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► what are they saying and nobody would [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► tell me more they will say things old [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► they would go with the secret code you [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► could and if you weren't on there then [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► you didn't get to know ya they're [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► talking about me I should know nobody [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► would say nobody would say was a series [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► of private handjob booths you know and [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► we know it's what happens in the booth [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► hmm the second part is the room [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► temperature so it's it's like here's the [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► thing if you were a hobo with it's a [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► little bit of fucking human dignity [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► you'd stick and over fire like a [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► gentleman [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► we're dead and i'm gonna get a minute [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► i'm gonna come to a very specific sense [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► memory of this and and i think the third [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► part is i think if you're the kind of [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► person that eats out of a container and [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► B has it at room temperature [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► you're not here you're not above picking [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► up something that might have been open [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► and room temperature for a while [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► yeah maybe even of an unknown amount of [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► time and picking it up this could start [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► something as simple as the guy who eats [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► the maguro that's been on the table for [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► an hour and it could go all the way up [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► to my friend who would eat ravioli that [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► was almost blew and I don't Miles Davis [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► I definitely I definitely have like back [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► in my college days would would wake up [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► in the morning and it because of my [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► because of the position that i was the [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► night ended up sleeping in which was [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► kinda half on the floor i would have you [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► under my bed is your graffiti right [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► there a 5-4 have on the floor and then [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► I'd be like looking looking at my bed [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► and I'd be like oh there's two slices of [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► pizza in there and ideas yeah okay pizza [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► is here pizza i hope i will give you a [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► papal dispensation [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► Pizza yeah the thing is a hobos when [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► they were cooking those cans of food on [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► the fire it was because those were cans [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► of raw ground pork [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► this was a very popular food during the [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► Depression did that happen glenn hey [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► glenn hey raw ground pork and you have [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► to cook that stuff [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► yeah butBut modern food is all cooked [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► it's cooked in the it's cooked in the [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► King gets its flash-fried or it's a [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► that's right yeah it's steamed with [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► steamed or boiled and so if i open a can [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► of say chef boyardee ravioli oohs thats [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► the sense memory at the equator a minute [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► oh my god it was getting it was live up [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► John if I told you the story it was [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► literally chef by 40 or was ready yet [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► revealed Julio's yeah that's exactly [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► what he ate was almost blew heating them [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► up just it just fills the house with the [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► smell of a cat that died on top of a [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► furnace and what you know it literally [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► smells like barf [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► it smells like like a dead cat or barf [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► who are very similar in smell who he was [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► eating real temperature the room [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► temperature cat if you don't hit him up [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► you don't have that that they don't [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► smell like that they just smell like [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► mother smell like like to that's a [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► really good point did of Brussels [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► sprouts if you'd like an apple you're [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► good to go [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► voilà voilà not i had i had at some [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► point I don't remember that block this [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► out but at some point I had made some [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► canned probably store-brand ravioli in [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► my in my in my doorman I don't know why [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► would have left any as i remember it was [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► a very very small bit that was left in [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► there and with a completely straight [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► non-ironic non jokey non frat boy non [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► hey look at this expression my very good [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► friend said are you know the classic I [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► gotta get a name for what you guys are [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► the classic room temperature just the [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► temperature wrists are you gonna eat [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► uh-huh and I said no my dear friend i'm [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► not going to because that's trash it's [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► just that i am a freshman in college and [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► I don't throw my trash out and he picked [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► up the tensile which memory serves like [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► a tablespoon next to it it's a nice to [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► see to him that if he wanted to eat the [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► he was free to do so listen all of us up [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► for most likely to succeed in high [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► school Jon it's garbage from the [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► beginning if you if we can if we can [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► rewind to the pump that's chilly this [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► very subtle distinction and then imagine [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► imagine that same pumped meet said that [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► you had AG that does not even have the [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► advantage of chili powder to to [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► camouflage it's like essential nature [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► and it is being pumped at chef boyardee [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► headquarters a multitude because it's [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► like it's like bob hoskins in Brazil [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► except those tubes are full of of liquid [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► meet and they're making little ravioli [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► pods like more thing before between like [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► why would you cook it again [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► so this is really this is really all [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► about me and and my ravioli hypocrisy [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► so I'm fancy about whether or not you [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► should eat it like a fucking bomb [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► missing your sexy pants with his stove [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► and his microwave just eat the things [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► God intended [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► you're gonna defecate why would you [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► flush yeah and I and I i SAT there like [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► slack-jawed as you do and and boy he [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► could he could eat anything anytime [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► yeah yeah what-what when I was not not [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► in college but a little bit after [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► college early twenties i had a static [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► three of three bedroom apartment with a [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► couple of guys and our kitchen had so [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► many flies in it over but somehow had so [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► many flies in it that no one ever went [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► in there again has a certain point we [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► have to get a student lounge like that [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► it basically became a place of the TV [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► that you run into four star trek and [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► then dash back out but we would not even [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► cross the threshold but somehow the [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► Flies remained there was no door on the [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► kitchen but they remained in that area [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► because that is where that was that is [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► where they were born that is where they [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► fell in love that is where they they [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► died their whole culture was there but [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► they never came through the door into [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► the rest of the house also because there [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► was probably an impenetrable wall pot [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► smoke [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► and so we had we had kind of de tot we [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► lived in this room and they lived in the [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► kitchen and we never went in window I I [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► never went in that kitchen again i lived [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► in three years that was your Munich [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► that's right is he said look we need we [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► need to reach some kind of a you know [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► and have a centerpiece [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► yeah you can have the Sudetenland which [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► is our kitchen we will have and you want [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► to have time he walked out holding up a [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► piece of paper saying peace in our time [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► is dinner time and then you know the you [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► did you read the umbrella story the [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► other day I don't think that'll i know i [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► don't think i saw that i read about two [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► and curry but have only have read about [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► the umbrella tell me the umbrella story [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► so you know about the you know about the [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► guy with the umbrella on the grassy [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► knoll [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► oh it this is the faint I know about the [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► grassy no I don't think you know about [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► the umbrella so right at the moment the [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► kennedy was assassinated as he is [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► driving past the grassy knoll in dallas [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► visible on the Zapruder film and other [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► love Zapruder film I could watch that [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► all day [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► there is a man standing right at the [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► point of impact when the first bullet [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► hits Kennedy standing with an open [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► umbrella and it has law it has long been [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► I mean it was one of the major sort of [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► like what the fuck's it's a beautiful [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► sunny November day sunny day and this [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► guy's standing right at that exact spot [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► with outstanding under an open umbrella [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► parasol don't know the full full on [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► black umbrella and so this was a this [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► was a thing that kind of made the rounds [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► last week the all the conspiracy [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► theorist of course said this bizarreness [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► not even conspiracy there's any normal [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► thinking person would say this [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► bizarreness must be connected the man [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► with the umbrella has to somehow be [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► significant in this in in this moment [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► this like historical moment and the [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► that and I am forgetting the names of [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► both the the the man who investigated it [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► and the man who made the documentary [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► film about him [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► so this is useless well I'm uh what is [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► the Warren Commission no no this is this [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► is a who is the guy that arrow Morris [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► the field ok errol morris and who was [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► that the guy that made the film about [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► the the about the McNamara Earl Warren [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► out no women McNamara is errol morris [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► and that is the camera that talks to you [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► right right so he is making a film about [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► this guy [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► Oh Errol Morris is a very interesting [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► guy well anyway though no because he's [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► very into this idea i'm sorry to [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► interrupt you but he has a whole famous [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► essay that we should come back to about [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► one photograph of the that road with [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► cannonball dents in it and the [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► authenticity of it he's very I think [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► he's a person is obviously he's a guy [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► who's always searching for like the [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► unexpected truth behind the unexpected [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► truth so you're saying he's making a [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► movie about the umbrella kyar about [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► about the know so he's interviewing a [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► guy who went to great lengths to find [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► the umbrella God and the umbrella guy [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► actually came forward and testified [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► before congress at the end of the [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► seventies and his story was PS i am the [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► umbrella guy yes I stood there with my [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► open umbrella and my open umbrella that [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► day was a protest against not John F [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► Kennedy but it was a reference to [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► Chamberlain's umbrella and it was a [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► protest against Kennedy's dad who was a [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► Nazi sympathizer em or who this man you [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► know was like John that is John that is [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► extremely subtle it was very was [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► extremely subtle and the point the point [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► of this little this little the short [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► film that I watched was that if you [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► examine any historical moment in [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► excruciating detail like you like you [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► like we have done that moment in dallas [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► that the number the number of things [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► that are like too bizarre to describe [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► that in any sort of historical like over [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► examined historical moment I what would [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► blow your mind [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► like if you could be if you could if you [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► could take apart a photograph of any [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► like a any moment like that he would [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► find so many unexplainable kind of jobs [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► so it's not just related weirdness [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► it's not just that this question marks [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► on this particular day but that you know [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► every single frame of anything that [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► anybody shot that day every single [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► person was interviewed the research [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► ethics like a huge amount of detail and [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► you get a Russian one thing where [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► there's so many different versions plus [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► the documentation anywhere you've got [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► that you're going to get different [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► things and it's going to sound ? just [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► lots of question marks [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► yeah you see it in this in the Boston [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► Marathon I was gonna bring that up at [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► that that's relevant [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► yeah although all the redditors out [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► there looking at all the photographs and [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► they find 25 different guys with [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► backpacks and yeah and you're like how [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► many how many suspicious looking guys [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► with backpacks are there at the finish [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► line of the Boston Marathon turns out a [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► lot [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► yeah you know I for some reason and that [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► their amorous thing i'll send you a link [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► to the X it's really interesting but I [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► don't you ever seen this but you know [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► they'll be something you see something [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► like a really iconic photograph [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► I'm trying LOL the closet when a classic [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► examples you know the very famous [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► portrait of Winston Churchill you know [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► looking taciturn and that famous in a [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► photo on extending it that tommy gun [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► that's my favorite picture of him he's [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► he's a he's yeah he's a he's a good [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► subject but you know if you received you [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► know what the fuck photographer who's [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► made an iconic image you'll notice that [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► there's an iconic image usually in this [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► Chet Baker you don't usually see it [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► alongside the 17 rejects with you know [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► why texas right sure the the the the the [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► memory of the rejects you know the ones [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► the ones that did not become iconic [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► because that's not the one they picked [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► and what always strikes me about that is [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► you know when you see it becomes like [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► the Mona Lisa [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► so are you saying that so many times [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► that you kind of go dead to the [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► foreground to background that you know [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► anyway it's always amazing me when you [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► get to see a whole sequence of photos [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► where that might be one of 17 photos [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► that somebody shot really fast and it's [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► amazing how completely different a scene [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► looks in like a really literally a [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► fraction of a second and it changes the [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► entire story i mean if you saw like the [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► nurse slapping the sailor in one of [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► those you know I'm not one was a VJ day [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► yeah TJ davis funny but but I don't even [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► like if you see you know if anything was [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► worth anything if anything were [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► different in that one shot it kind of [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► starts to tell a different story or like [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► you know the the woman walking down the [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► street with the guys the french guy that [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► takes all the pictures or bozo nono [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► that's what was and what so I think it's [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► one so so so was Shawn and a thing is if [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► he didn't capture that one moment where [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► a bunch of time of the Italian woman [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► where all the guys on vegetables are [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► whistling at her I think that's the one [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► yeah and if everybody if he had captured [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► in that one moment it would have been a [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► completely different photograph you know [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► anyway I don't want to get into like you [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► no I was thinking about this George [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► territory but that's kind of what we're [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► talking about [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► well I was this came up for me because [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► because for for many years I would say [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► 25 years ever since i first saw that [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► iconic picture of mountain girl sitting [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► next to jerry garcia it right before [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► Jerry grew a beard mountain girl cherry [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► garcia ok mountain girl is a woman named [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► Caroline Garcia who was one of the [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► original Merry Pranksters she had a baby [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► with Ken Kesey and then she hooked up [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► with Jerry and had two babies with jerry [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► garcia before they married sometime in [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► the eighties order but there isn't this [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► iconic photograph of a mountain girl and [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► Jerry sitting next to one another and [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► probably 67 and it's like the days he's [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► got big muttonchops and they [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► and he's got big big muttonchops and she [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► is a she is a gallon her twenties and [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► they're both kind of looking up [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► she looks like she might be in later [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► Kenny she looks like she might be in [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► later okay guys that's what she said [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► nice photo really nice sweater [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► so the first time I saw this picture it [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► was back in the eighties when if you [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► recall seeing pictures of your favorite [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► rock stars was not it was not just a [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► simple matter right i mean you did not [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► just go on the internet and Google [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► mountain girl and get every picture of [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► her ever taken you would cut them out of [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► circus magazine you would cut them out [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► of magazines right and and so you would [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► buy up and down with the rolling stones [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► and you would pour over those to pick [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► the two pages of pictures in the middle [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► of the book because those were the only [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► candidate pictures of the rolling stones [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► you had ever seen right and i saw this [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► picture of mountain girl with jerry [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► garcia and on the one hand it is a it's [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► that it's a picture of Jerry before he [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► had his beard so it is a it is a picture [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► of utter carnage and horror because [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► Jerry is a terrible-looking person and [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► here and he has a very sort of a weak [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► chin that his beard later concealed and [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► he's got so he's got a real like effort [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► for focusing on the scene it's got a [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► real mid-seventies my dog speaks to me [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► serial killer kind of vibe yeah that's [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► he's super uncool that his beard and [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► it's crazy to think that he was the [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► leader of this whole movement but then [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► once he grows the beard then you're like [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► it's jerry garcia it's like Santa Claus [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► is amazing looking and he rightfully [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► never shaped it again but mountain girl [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► was tempted me at at 21 years old or [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► whatever when I first saw this picture [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► she was so beautiful she was like the [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► girl in the over minor ski catalog and [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► she actually looks a lot like the girl [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► and the Obermeyer ski catalog 01 the [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► puffy jacket the puffy jacket call the [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► ski pants and this picture of mountain [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► girl kind of looking up maybe slightly [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► slightly squinting her eyes [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► care so fresh and clean and it's so [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► embodied the sixties to me from my [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► perspective in the in the mid to late [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► eighties when sixties worship was at its [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► highest and i was at 18 and 19 years old [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► consumed by this nostalgia for the [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► sixties and this feeling of loss and [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► regret that I hadn't lived through the [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► 60s that in fact the sixties were lost [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► forever and we were stuck in these [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► miserable eighties I wanted so much to [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► be with mountain girl and this was not a [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► this wasn't it didn't have anything to [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► do with liking the grateful dead because [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► I didn't particularly like the Grateful [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► Dead this is 1 this is a right before [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► you're grateful dead hang out period did [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► anything you say you had a period we [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► hung out with deadheads yeah I did but I [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► mean you know i I've always had a period [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► of time might I have multiple periods [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► simultaneously so I was hanging with a [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► look at memory but I wasn't a oh sorry [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► where's my bell and here it is ready [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► whoo up so you're talking about your [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► menses yeah I you know I had had a lot [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► of dead as i started three times now but [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► it but what I know right but it wasn't [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► about it wasn't about that it was about [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► this idea i mean i don't know if you [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► remember the movie 1969 starring a [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► starring role [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► what's his name the Iron Man oh wow nice [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► pole of opportunity here Robert Downey [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► jr. and Kiefer Sutherland and winona [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► ryder in a movie called 1969 that came [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► out in 1987 or 88 and it was this you [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► know it was this super [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► super stroke off kind of like the [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► sixties man the sixties are gonna make [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► didn't the nineties going to make the [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► sixties look like the eighties matter [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► whatever dennis hopper's famous quote [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► but uh but anyway so I spent years [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► thinking that mountain girl was you know [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► like kind of this beautiful girl like my [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► ideal hippie girl but I had only ever [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► seen the one picture of her literally [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► there were no other pictures of mountain [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► girl and I thought I guess at a certain [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► point many many years ago I just assumed [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► that she had gone up into the mountains [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► and never come down or that she had [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► turned into an eagle or I don't know [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► what happened i did i had no idea what [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► having a mountain girl and what happened [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► to mount girl was that she married jerry [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► garcia had two kids and wrote a book [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► about cooking with pot or something and [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► she's still alive today and lives in [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► santa rosa and I so the other day i was [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► just i don't know why i was thinking [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► about it but I googled her and they're [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► all these pictures of mountain colonel [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► and you look at it from a different [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► angle and I mean she's cute [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► you know but just like a an assistant [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► manager at a health food store [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► yeah she's not so cute that that she [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► would burn herself into your into a [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► person's mind for 425 years but here I [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► am like the mountain girl and my [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► imagination Trump's the real mountain [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► girl and it's because I only ever saw [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► this one great picture of her and they [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► were probably 25 pictures on either side [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► of it that no one's ever seen right so [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► unfair considering how many terrible [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► pictures of me are out there in Excel [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► yeah I look you look really different [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► from different angles [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► I don't think I'm going to shave my [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► beard again it's not because I have a [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► weak chin it's because i have the chin [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► of a thousand [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► men having too much in your beard Shape [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► face have too much I've too much face [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► oh yeah you know what's interesting [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► about you [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► it's hard to explain but you have kind [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► of big everything [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► yeah it's weird like there's some people [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► who seem pretty like kind of a [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► proportionate but it seems like you know [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► like that you can only really have one [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► big thing I your potty training that you [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► but one like you know it seems like you [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► have a real big melon head that are like [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► all cans or something those big wide [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► shoulder read a lot of guys but he meets [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► people sometimes especially Frenchman [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo like laundry the giant [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► everything on him looks big [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► yeah it's Gallic yeah they're not well I [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► guess I i guess i'm not Gallic you're [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► pretty sexy she in a lot of ways [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► oh that's interesting you think i'm [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► kinda French but I'm not gonna get [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► involved in this again [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► all right the guy who I just sent you a [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► link to this the guy who took the same [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► as photo telling her encourage you look [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► at the link because of the other picture [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► that came out of that session so it's a [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► famous picture of Churchill with his [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► head kind of slightly down beautiful [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► photo he's got a cane [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► he looks great and so cars the guy who [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► shot this had asked Rachel to remove the [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► scar in its mouth Churchill refuse [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► Karsch walked up to Churchill supposedly [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► to get a light level and casually pull [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► the signatures of car from the lips of [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► Churchill and walk back toward the [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► camera as he walked he clicked his [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► camera mode capturing the quote-unquote [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► determined look he's looking now when [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► you know that knows that the right is [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► that true that link i essentially it [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► mostly now he just looks like a fat man [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► he's pouting [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► mmm yeah but at the time he looked like [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► the guy who was going to defeat Hitler [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► with his scowl here's the thing to go to [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► that page and scroll down you can see [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► the one of him smiling broadly from the [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► same yeah very different that's like [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► oliver hardy right although still with [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► the kind of like yeah like the left side [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► of his face is fully four inches shorter [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► than the right side of his face that [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► yeah like he's one of those guys if you [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► draw a line down the middle of that [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► picture and you look at just put your [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► hand over you look at the one-half yeah [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► yeah it's two completely different men [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► he looks like a courageous twice-baked [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► potato [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► um yeah yeah it's a funny thing else [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► into that arrow Morris thing to exist [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► it's a good read i don't know i like hot [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► food I like medium warm coffee I don't [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► get too hot my friends really look down [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► on this but I I put a lot of like half [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► and half in my coffee you do I think [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► you're a half-and-half guy right [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► I like half and half but you go through [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► a gallon of half-and-half I don't do a [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► lot of everything but yeah you're [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► absolutely right i am what I'll do is [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► I'll make real strong coffee i'm gonna [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► hear my office in my dingus and then i [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► will pour in a sec this is an admixture [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► of hot water and a half and half until [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► it's exactly the perfect temperature to [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► drink immediately you know you know [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► Merlin I will drink room temperature pop [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► I've done that I've done that but you [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► know what here's the thing I I don't [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► want to get too much into your biography [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► and comfortable talking about it but you [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► know how do you think some of this [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► let me ask you this have you always been [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► this way or has had some of this come [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► out of your like I i recently I you know [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► I guess I read those the diaries were [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► like he said it sent stuff from your [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► walk back to that Professor and i guess [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► and i read those pages a long time ago [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► and had looked at him again till [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► recently but they're fantastic but I'm [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► write a book about that that's a while [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► already talked about email if you write [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► a book about your walk the okay high [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► five fucking creeper 420 but i but I [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► mean it sounds like your diet was uneven [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► at best and then you had you had your [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► surgery which is your feet were singing [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► was that it or they're working bring [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► your bring your fever ringing [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► but I mean you know you must have you [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► sound like you really did kind of eat [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► roots and berries if you were lucky [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► sometimes yeah [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► did that make you less picky uh the the [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► high became less picky um I didn't ever [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► tell you the story about how I became [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► less picky [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► no John I would love to hear the story [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► about how you became less picky [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► are you sure in the Balkans no no it was [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► a long time before i was i was extremely [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► picky when I was a kid the pickiest of [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► all the major i would only 84 menu items [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► macaroni and cheese boiling bags [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► Salisbury steaks stoffers staffers good [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► boil-in-the-bag Salisbury steaks i would [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► eat pizza and I would eat spaghetti if [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► you put the spaghetti sauce in the [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► blender and blended all visible lumps [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► out of it [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► how often would your mother capitulate [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► to these requests well she the thing is [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► she's busy she had a career she was busy [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► and so what she what she ended up doing [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► what she would make spaghetti sauce was [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► just like like drizzle tomato sauce she [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► wouldn't put anything in it [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► okay um and and the problem was that i [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► was i was a I was extremely I was [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► extremely stubborn like it was no it [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► wasn't a question of I would sit and did [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► multiple times sit at a table in front [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► of a of a cup of cold peas and sit there [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► until it was time to go to bed and you [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► know and they would sit me in front of a [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► couple cold peas in it for breakfast and [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► I wouldn't eat and they would sit me at [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► the couple cold Pease at lunch and [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► dinner and I just would need and it [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► ended and I wouldn't eat until [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► continuing to not feed me would [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► constitute child abuse and they just and [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► it wasn't that I would you know I wasn't [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► crying I wasn't I was just sitting [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► quietly staring over the top of the cup [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► of cold peas [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► on community like to fuck McCain of [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► convenience vegetables until they just [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► you know until everyone capitulated and [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► i just ate the you know the five things [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► that I would eat and when I was in high [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► school and had a car at lunch time I [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► would go to McDonald's because i was [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► growing I was a big i was getting big [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► now we go to McDonald's and i would get [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► two cheeseburgers a 20 piece chicken [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► mcnugget a strawberry shake a strawberry [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► sundae an Apple turnover and one other [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► thing i didn't need french fries insane [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► i would get i would get this this meal [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► that would feed like a soccer team but I [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► wouldn't eat a green vegetable I [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► wouldn't eat a and you know and I and I [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► had a powerful gag reflex it's not just [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► that I wouldn't eat it but the that I [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► would sit and like look like I couldn't [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► even if you if you if you put a piece of [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► broccoli under my nose [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► it would i would be retching like I was [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► like I was in a outhouse you know and [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► that persisted and na was a big reason [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► that I didn't do foreign exchange when I [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► was in high school it was suggested that [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► maybe what I should do is go on a [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► foreign exchange program and maybe that [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► would straighten me out or maybe that [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► which show me the show me something [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► about the world that would that was [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► going to change my my weird little [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► provincial attitudes and I didn't want [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► to go on foreign exchange because i was [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► afraid that I was going to go somewhere [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► I was afraid to even apply for fear that [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► I would end up going someplace where [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► they served me frogs legs and clams and [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► made me eat lettuce and and so I was [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► like no thanks [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► you know like I i sheltered myself from [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► experience all the way through high [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► school largely based on like am I going [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► to be able to get to mcdonalds or to [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► taco bell and even at taco bell i would [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► order tacos with no lettuce while they [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► would especially make tacos for me with [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► no lettuce [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► and the cheeseburgers i got it at [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► mcdonalds plain plain cheeseburgers no [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► casualties you to grill order to a grill [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► or move so so this this was true of me [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► into college and unfortunately the food [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► that you get in college is basically [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► exactly that menu pizza and macaroni and [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► cheese boil-in-the-bag Salisbury steaks [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► so until i was i guess not know until I [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► was 20 I had I had an incredibly small [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► palette and and I lived in fear [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► you know I lived in fear of the wider [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► world strictly because if I ended up [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► going home with somebody for dinner and [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► their mom put a plate of food in front [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► of me then what are they made lumpy like [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► spaghetti sauce made lumpy spaghetti so [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► let's be totally out it not only what [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► you have to eat it but you would have to [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► explain that you're picky [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► yeah it would end it happened many many [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► many times I'm over to somebody's house [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► and their mom is like i made spaghetti [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► and everybody's like yeah and I am dying [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► inside you get panicky I did I was dying [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► because I because I I didn't know am I [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► going to sit down at the table and the [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► spaghetti is going to come and it's and [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► it's fine [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► or is it gonna have big green peppers in [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► it and onions and all these things that [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► that I was just like oh no and believe [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► me you cannot eat spaghetti at someone's [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► house and pick out the green peppers and [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► put them on the side here play that [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► doesn't fly so all the way until I sell [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► admire it was so I mean you know when I [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► was I had I done it all and put to put [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► the food in my pockets that wrapped in a [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► napkin stole the napkin [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► no it didn't we have six napkins I don't [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► know I've got it tucked down the front [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► of my pants but so anyway so I anna and [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► i had been like this [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► checking all across the states it's just [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► like everybody has a hamburger [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► you know what I mean in America so if [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► you have any choice of food you're fine [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► because you just choose a hamburger and [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► it's fine [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► but then i went to Europe for the first [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► time and for most of the time I was just [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► living on French bread and cheese and [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► every once in a while I would I would [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► get a plate or something and I'd you [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► know kind of pick at it but but it i was [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► pretty much covered like ham sandwich in [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► Europe is the same as hamburger over [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► here you can find a piece of French [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► bread with us thin slice of ham and some [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► and some cheese everywhere you go [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► but one day i was on a train and it [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► deposited me in innsbrook austria and it [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► was at the end of the day and I got off [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► the train and instead it instead of [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► heading heading left i headed right and [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► it's you know it's one of those things [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► where if you're if you're not just this [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► is the lady who made you food [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► yeah I told you the story the lady who [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► who made me the-the-the-the asparagus [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► with the pollination she laid out an [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► entire meal for you it was past closing [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► time in chi and she spread out an entire [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► banquet for you [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► that's right that's right i have told [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► you the story gets story i'm sorry it's [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► ok I shouldn't have said anything i [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► should i'm sorry i shouldn't say [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► no that's but that's the story so you [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► know my name but I never heard the part [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► I never heard the part before that and I [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► have to say it's very isn't it [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► surprising to me that you are pure picky [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► it's not surprising to me that you had [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► showdowns with your mom because it seems [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► like that would be a kind of inevitable [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► battle of the wills that's the problem [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► it didn't start with my mom my dad was [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► weird about food and I don't know [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► whether it was from his dad or whatever [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► but but when I was a little kid after my [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► folks got divorced my dad would come [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► stay with us and one time and it's it's [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► a it's a moment that that sticks in my [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► head even though i had I I couldn't have [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► been any older than about three and a [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► half [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► but my dad got up with me and my mom you [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► know slept in and my dad made me eggs [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► and my mom had always made my eggs [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► sunny-side up and I would pop the yolks [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► and I would eat the yolks with toast and [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► my dad scramble the eggs or he may be [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► eggs some way and I was a three-year-old [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► up until that point [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► three-and-a-half-year-old ID and [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► everything it wasn't a problem but dad [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► made the eggs wrong and I was a little [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► kid and didn't and I was like no that's [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► not how eggs are that's that when a kid [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► is and my dad lost his mind and was [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► screaming and you're going to eat those [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► eggs and it was this traumatic [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► experience where I was like I'm not [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► gonna eat those eggs [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► those are those I know what an egg looks [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► like uh huh [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► this is something he'll there's some [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► garbage food and it [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► my dad and I had a showdown and it was [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► the first time and he and I were had [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► been you know we're always very close [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► the first time there been any conflict [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► between us [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► wow really yeah my mom came running into [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► the kitchen [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► leave him alone and my dad was like a is [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► you're ruining him tied and it was this [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► whole and I mean it sticks in my head [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► not just because it has been talked [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► about sense but I mean it was a it was [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► it made a big the planning a big flag in [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► the ground and from that point on food [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► was the thing that food was the way that [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► I could control my environment [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► whoa really yeah and so I never from [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► that point on I was just any cut time a [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► plate landed in front of me if it was [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► something I had never seen before I was [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► like no way no way and so my palate [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► basically stayed at the at the like [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► chicken strips grilled cheese sandwich [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► level of a three-and-a-half-year-old and [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► it and with every passing year I just [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► reinforced it reinforced it in my mind [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► and in my and everything I did until you [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► know you're 16 years old 17 years old [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► you're just like [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► see sandwich please or whatever you know [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► never I grew up in Alaska I never ate [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► fish of any kind wow people would pull [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► king salmon is out of the kenai river [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► and got him right there and throw him on [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► the throne on an open fire and everybody [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► else is like digging into this you know [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► that the guy i have sense had its course [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► but a king salmon straight out of the [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► river there's no it's like ambrosia and [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► I said get it i'm eating a hot dog and [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► my teenage friends are like what is the [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► matter with you man this is the world's [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► greatest food and I'm just like gross [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► but usually do it but I mean you were [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► okay with saying like that's just not a [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► thing I'm gonna do [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► oh yeah okay I mean I was like you guys [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► are eating a fish then just came out of [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► a river like think about it they're like [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► we are thinking about it as we eat this [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► delicious fish that just came out of [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► this river and I'm like no thanks I'm [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► gonna stick with this hotdog this [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► amazing fewer hot dog that wasn't just [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► in a river [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► I mean I was like I was it something you [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► take a hot dog you know a lot of all of [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► all the kinds of 50 [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► I mean you know just saying it wasn't [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► like you're having inorganic parsnips [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► your hand here our plans and butts [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► basically far from it and and and and [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► presently very familiar the the one [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► thing that that that holds over is this [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► is that I still eating Arby's [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► periodically not very often me too but [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► you know an RB sandwich is probably the [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► worst thing that human beings have ever [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► devised i see i see some signs for stuff [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► at our taco bell that i I just I can't [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► believe you know what goes into food [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► photography [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► I'm just my I'm i just sent my daughter [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► didn't think that that doesn't like barf [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► she's yeah i mean it really it looks [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► like art looks like barf I mean all [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► those companies you know how the food [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► gets there it gets there in tanker [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► trucks don't like [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► everything at a Taco Bell arrives in a [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► tanker and they just plug a huge fire [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► hose into a slot in the wall and they [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► just pump it in and that's true of our [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► efforts to of arbys to but I just it's [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► the one holdover from those years so [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► anyway after that experience in [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► innsbrook then it was like going from [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► black and white to color it like it is [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► almost get broke a fever or something [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► exciting that's exactly right [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► it's something popped and I because and [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► I think it's because asparagus was at [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► the very top of my list of things I [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► would never ever eat like it looked so [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► wrong it's smelled something terrible [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► and and the idea that an asparagus and [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► and I say this with the full knowledge [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► that Europeans have no idea how to cook [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► asparagus like like Europeans eat white [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► Candace paragas limp grows soggy [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► asparagus like not nothing compared to [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► to the amazing olive oil drenched [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► broiled asparagus [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► that's ok but even then even this soggy [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► Austrian asparagus was so delicious and [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► so astonishing that it that could have [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► been there in the world the whole time [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► that I was sitting sitting on my cold [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► log eating a hotdog average salmon i go [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► through this with my daughter who is you [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► know she is really she's a five-year-old [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► a lot of ways so you know she she [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► doesn't want to schedule a lot of ways [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► including actual chronological age I am [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► yes I guess that I guess that does [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► factor into it yes she's not where we'd [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► like her to be but she's being five on a [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► 12th grade level [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► yeah but I but you know I have to say to [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► her sometimes she's like you know will [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► be like just gonna try a little this [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► food you know I'm gonna get weird [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► because I think and I don't want to get [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► into eating disorders is the new Hitler [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► but but you know I've had more than one [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► woman tell me that their relationship [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► with food like yours became really [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► fucked up in a divorced family where [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► food became a way to control something [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► in an environment that they didn't have [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► controlling seriously I've had a handful [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► of women tell me that that's how they [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► got a weird relationship with food so [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► I'm [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► not really surprised you know what [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► you're saying that in some ways but but [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► like with my kid you know [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► yeah where were the typical I mean kind [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► of like we consider ourselves good about [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► this family which is let's just try it [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► and just try and and that's really all [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► you have to do just try a bite [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► that's all we're asking me to do you [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► know there's nothing you're gonna like [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► we're not going to make you go on a [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► roller coaster even though we don't like [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► it like we're not gonna make you eat [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► shrimp with lobster sauce because I'm [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► you live from the house who likes it [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► anyway you know what I mean like just [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► just give it a spin that's really all [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► that were asking [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► yeah and the thing I end up saying to [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► her that is um you know I try to be [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► careful because I just in life i try to [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► be careful not to tell somebody who I [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► think they are but rather what I think [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► they're doing right I'm not great at it [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► but in this case I don't want to hear [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► your picky eater or something right [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► right right now but what I will say is [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► pretty much every food we have put in [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► front of you you didn't want to try and [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► that includes chocolate and I can pretty [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► much guarantee that there was at least [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► one Saturday morning years ago where you [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► didn't want to watch toy story like you [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► have a habit of not liking stuff until [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► you try it because that's how it works [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► right and you know I I think that's [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► actually weirdly appropriate you know to [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► a lot of things in life you know where [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► you know you get this really strong idea [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► but uh I've i swear i've met a lot of [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► people with kind of sometimes like [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► famous but often like shameful things [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► like that it's kind of like being an [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► adult dead wetter in some ways I'm [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► afraid you wouldn't want anything should [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► only way a lot huh [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► I was a bed-wetter until I was [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► embarrassingly hold its at right yeah [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► you know my well at least until i was [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► introduced until I was in fourth grade [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► no kidding that's Sox it did you know [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► the the the the thing about my parents [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► divorce was that I gave no outward sign [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► of being affected God and so all of [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► these things all these little little [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► broken of like gauges [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► it just all came out in these in these [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► other ways and they hated everything to [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► try and get me to stop bedwetting and in [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► the mid-seventies there was the purpose [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► that was an appliance and oft there [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► wasn't applying now really as it was it [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► took the form of a complete sheet of [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► like stainless steel thin very thin air [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► show no no no under my sheet that was [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► looking to make flooding and that was [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► connected with to you know electrode [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► clamps to a buzzer to a loud alarm and [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► if I wet the bed in the middle of the [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► night get the water the the liquid would [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► hit this this metal sheet and this bad [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► rap why that should make a shame problem [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► worse and it was it was put the way it [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► was sold to us was it was supposed to [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► wake the child up and that way they [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► would learn to equate their full bladder [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► or their recently recently empty bring [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► her recently evacuated a lot of causing [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► the editor [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► yeah with the dude with the need to get [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► up in the night and go to the go to the [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► bathroom and so uh you know this thing [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► went off a couple of times and I was no [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► dummy i pulled the sheet back and [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► figured out how it work and took the [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► took the electrode off the metal sheet [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► just you know just one not both care [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► lifehacker is I know how electricity [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► works and then and then I would wet the [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► bed and then when I would wake up in the [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► morning I would go oh fuck [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► and I would lean over and plug it back [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► in like clip the clip back to the middle [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► and it would immediately start why lab [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► and my mom would come running in and she [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► would say you just want the bed now you [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► just it's time to wake up you just you [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► made it all the way through the night [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► and just wet the bed now i don't [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► understand i was like boom [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► oops and for the for a long time I you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► know I pulled this scam where I was [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► convincing my mom that I don't sleep all [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► the way through the night and then just [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► pee like two minutes before she was [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► that's super interesting and that seemed [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► better in your mind because it actually [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► kind of seems worse better than being [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► woken up in the middle of the night I'll [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► alarm and gotten out of bed and you know [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► put in the shower and close i mean i [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► would much rather sleep through the [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► night not now of course now I would i do [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► not want to sleep through the night in [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► wet pajamas but i have much preferred to [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► do it when I was you know 67 years old [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► right then than the alternative but also [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► you know like waking up the entire house [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► at one o'clock in the morning [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► not a great feeling yeah I know I would [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► never say anything against your family [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► combo but but but that seems together i [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► mean that's like masturbation minutes or [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► something like yeah I was the seventies [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► I mean you know there were people [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► sitting there kids down and put you know [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► giving them like quarter doses of LSD [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► and flashing lights at them to see what [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► they did they could add your are a [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► cleanse they could have you know but but [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► that was another thing the bedwetting [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► was a thing that kept me from going to [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► slumber parties and kept me from going [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► over to other kids houses so i think [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► that i think that the person that I am [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► today is absolutely a product of of the [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► person i was at ten or twelve which was [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► a kid with a you know I had I had this [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► sense of adventure that I have but it [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► was in the shell of timidity that was a [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► you know that was timidity brought on by [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► fear of being exposed as a picky eating [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► bedwetting [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► thumb sucking kid that played with GI [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► Joes until he was 17 know like right I [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► was a late bloomer Late Late Late this [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► is this is one of those things that it's [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► just it seems so obvious which is why it [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► must be said which is that I think for [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► most of us there are very few people [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► that are always looking forward I mean [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► if you think about anything that you did [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► we do in a given day or a week it is for [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► most of us in some way a conscious or [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► more often maybe unconscious reaction to [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► something that just happened and I mean [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► in extreme cases you can think of lots [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► of you know examples of that but pretty [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► much everything that we're doing you [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► know even if it's going out to get half [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► and half because we forgot to get half a [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► nap [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► we're constantly reacting something that [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► just happened to Scientology but but I [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► mean the thing is that didn't just [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► happen this week that's happened every [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► week your fucking life [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► you're always direct reacting to [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► something that just happened before and [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► if all of that is happening and that [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► goes back 45 years it's still the same [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► thing and I mean if you had if one had [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► these these things that really helped [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► form your personality into a certain way [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► you know I it sounds like I don't know [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► if the sounds frightening or something [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► but I'm not surprised at all to know [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► that I mean to know that that that has [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► such a long live effect on one who you [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► think you are [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► and then what you should be doing to [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► react to what just happened [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► well and and I i think because i felt a [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► prisoner of shame like kids shame right [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► and not really shame for anything I had [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► done but just kids shame of a you know [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► of of somebody and I wasn't even afraid [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► of kids pointing at me and saying that [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► being a bed-wetter I was afraid of [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► adults doing it because of course in the [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► seventies it is not it is not so far [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► outside of the realm of possibility that [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► some coach or teacher or friends parent [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► would go wow what a little baby so [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► living you know living can find [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► bye-bye kids shame i was a big part of [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► me that what at some point deciding that [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► I would that I would have no shit no [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► shame or is it would be rather it would [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► be impossible to shame me you know what [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► I mean that was the that was the key [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► that was the that was the moment the [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► moment when I realized that the only [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► reason you couldn't be gay in the CIA [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► was because that though that would give [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► the Russians power over you right you're [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► already kind of compromise your [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► vulnerable you're vulnerable because you [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► can be exposed and the idea that that [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► and then and I saw that radiating out [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► through the world that people were so [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► afraid of being exposed that they were [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► enslaved not not you know it was not [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► hard to enslave another person you just [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► find out what they're scared of other [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► people knowing and then you hold it over [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► there and right i mean structure that a [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► person nothing nothing difficult for [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► someone to enslave themselves right and [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► that's that's this little suddenly it's [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► Oprah but I mean you know that that's [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► where you end up having this prison of [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► your own design your own personal you [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► know Penn opticon of shame which you [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► dwell and I i think that that I mean I [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► think that has ramifications that are [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► they go much further than most of us [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► like to think I mean you know i mean [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► again it sounds like a cliche but you [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► know you want to say to kids like what [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► you know that guy who's just you know an [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► unrepentant bully like we know in [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► retrospect now like that poor that mean [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► poor kid like probably was getting his [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► if he's lucky just getting his ass [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► kicked [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► yeah it might have been a lot more like [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► the fact he's hitting he's not hitting [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► you like he's hit knuckle Joe right you [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► know i mean or he's hitting his his big [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► brother who's getting hit by uncle gel [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► I've told you the story of Julius McRae [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► I don't know that [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► yeah sure shot down and give me a shout [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► out to get an A [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► I don't understand what makes you want [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► to be a gym coach doesn't seem like that [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► seems like maybe a third level [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► fall back mm you know they're all those [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► dads this is the thing that Merlin we [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► were not jock so we don't understand the [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► power of jock dumb [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► yes the people who are engineers you [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► know where people you know its people [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► who are engineers have troubled thinking [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► understanding how people who are not [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► engineers think because they understand [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► the mechanics of how the universe [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► operates at a physics level and so they [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► don't understand why people would not [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► think the same way that they do right [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► they don't understand why nobody can [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► read the instruction manual that they [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► wrote because strangle the road is [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► totally obvious to an engineer dr. [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► Strangelove is in there you just haven't [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► searched enough services yet and this is [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► the thing about jocks and and I'm [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► convinced of this jocks are jocks live [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► fairly happy lives i think much happier [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► than mine because because the they're [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► just a the life of a jock is just [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► uncomplicated by all this yyyy wandering [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► wandering spreading fretting fretting [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► about stuff that can't be fixed and you [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► know chalk throws the ball catches a [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► ball [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► there's a feeling of accomplishment [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► there it may be is just as real as the [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► accomplishment of writing a novel maybe [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► just as real as the accomplishment of [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► writing a great novel if you catch a [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► great touchdown pass and it saves the [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► day for the team and the town like what [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► could be better than that and a lot of [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► these guys who didn't have the didn't [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► have the glory for themselves or their [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► you know their glory days are behind [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► them and they get to work with kids and [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► and bask in the reflected glory of young [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► people having those experiences i mean [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► at that whole world where where there is [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► somebody out there right now who has [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► reached his career pinnacle and it is it [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► is being like secondary teams coach for [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► small Midwestern college and you know [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► and he's out there it for 50 years on [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the sidelines season after season [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the sidelines season after season [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► I mean those seem like a valid and [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► poetic beautiful lives i guess and it's [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► never a thing i can i can relate to it [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► all out all I can picture myself it if [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► if if if it was freaky friday and he and [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► I switch positions and I'm standing [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► there in those polyester pants with the [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► wind blowing over my windbreaker [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► watching these kids not even the a-team [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► but like the you know the secondary [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► defense squad and they're running drills [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► and ice [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► you know I just see myself standing [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► there and watching them for like a [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► minute and a half and then looking [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► around wondering where the bus station [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► is and it but people devote their whole [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► lives to it and I might you know my dad [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► I think would have been happier guy if [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► he had just followed sports if he had [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► just followed the sports thread of his [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► young life and it found a way to stay in [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► sports [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► um without all the pressure of trying to [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► make a difference and trying to settle [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► the disputes with labor unions if he had [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► just so you know been in that clear-cut [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► world of like the dispute is that your [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► team is against our team and the [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► disputes is benefiting in law and [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► politics which is never resolved right [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► and you like you have a victory on that [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► Tuesday night and then the real work [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► begins and you start over or in-law [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► I mean it's just all shades and subtlety [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► yeah I couldn't do that but you know [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► here's one thing you think about think [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► about like without my chocks and I mean [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► I think we think this from at least in [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► my mind like the the jock thing goes way [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► beyond who's on the field playing sports [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► because you know football teams are big [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► if you you know it's yours whatever 11 [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► people on each side of the field at a [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► time [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► it's one of you there that and it's i'm [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► speaking phonetically but but you know [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► what is it 11 people i think so yeah it [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► doesn't look at 11 offensive and [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► defensive name faces that right 11 a [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► little weird number why 1100 all sports [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► are done in in Muslim prime numbers [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► interesting something that you love [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► basketball team [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► on a team or on the court at a time [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► there are there are there are five [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► people from the basketball team on the [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► court at a time but you can have as many [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► people on the team as you want [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► I think so you can have what they call a [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► deep bench how many people are on a [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► soccer team other on the columns is it [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► is it as a prime number [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► you know I'm not gonna look but i'm [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► going to say what you get you forward to [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► get your Center you get your bags 567 [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► anything is even if you don't let's take [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► it as read there's 40 to 60 people on [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► the football team in high school which i [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► think is probably still a little high [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► there's a ton more people than that that [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► see themselves as jocks and act like [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► jocks and you could be i'm just going to [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► stay with all due respect to lard asses [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► there are so many lard-ass men in this [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► area walking around in era like official [TS]

01:03:06 ◼   ► Giants or you know or worthless say this [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► for steam 49ers jerseys are walking [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► around and the RNA that delivers their [TS]

01:03:14 ◼   ► fat like fuck in a giant official jersey [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► and then they are there they know [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► everybody in a first-name basis they [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► talk about all of them so I mean the [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► apartment not to eat Hodgins played here [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► but i think this jock thing goes way [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► beyond victory on the field and I wonder [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► if a lot of those people who want you to [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► shower down to get an A [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► we're not like the quarterback I feel [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► like you're I feel like you're feeling [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► that job shouldn't be fat is the same as [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► my feeling that Christians should smoke [TS]

01:03:39 ◼   ► pot oh let me think about that there are [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► a lot of fat jocks yeah yeah but i'm not [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► talking about i'm not like i'm talking [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► about coming by it honestly but I'm [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► talking about like the Association you [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► know it's kind of like kind of like [TS]

01:03:56 ◼   ► girls who like when a dress up like [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► people they've seen us magazine and then [TS]

01:04:00 ◼   ► talk like people on TV you know that [TS]

01:04:02 ◼   ► have been like like inherently wrong [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► with that i guess but it's it's no [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► different really than like the [TS]

01:04:07 ◼   ► management the bad management of a [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► company hiring more people who are like [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► them like it's this self-replicating [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► pattern of willful dumb fuckery that [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► makes me lose my mind anyway I [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► understand coaches and the shorts [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► they had always had to find jobs that [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► are high school I think we might have [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► mentioned this once but I had my high [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► school we talked by talking about this [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► on the mr. Finelli episode but remember [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► my high school they had to come up with [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► some heat with phony baloney jobs for [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► all the coaches i'm sure they're all [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► history teachers are social studies [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► teachers well I mean in some cases yes [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► the drivers at teacher was no one here [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► is the text history as a as a pursuit [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► and give them a coach because the coach [TS]

01:04:49 ◼   ► is always the history teacher and he's [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► always like that uh through French [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► Revolution when the soccer coach taught [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► taught in school suspension sounds like [TS]

01:04:59 ◼   ► about those a class you guys okay this [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► is officially a faculty member because [TS]

01:05:03 ◼   ► he sat in a silent room for six hours [TS]

01:05:06 ◼   ► today watching people who got in a fight [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► is it called it you must have been a [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► real you must well he was a soccer coach [TS]

01:05:13 ◼   ► was gonna say what a what a Buddhist but [TS]

01:05:16 ◼   ► you don't look like somebody who looks a [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► lot like somebody who would like listen [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► to Peter Frampton and follow lady to her [TS]

01:05:24 ◼   ► car not getting a good way to get a [TS]

01:05:28 ◼   ► little close to home there buddy [TS]

01:05:29 ◼   ► which pocket can i get your big Frampton [TS]

01:05:33 ◼   ► fan i'm not i know i know i know you [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► know the first time I ever heard [TS]

01:05:38 ◼   ► Frampton turns uh comes alive [TS]

01:05:41 ◼   ► that's what started the trick returns [TS]

01:05:44 ◼   ► alive was also the first time i ever saw [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► somebody like a fart it's true i was [TS]

01:05:57 ◼   ► over at this kids house and he had big [TS]

01:05:58 ◼   ► brothers and they were playing comes [TS]

01:06:01 ◼   ► alive and they're like want to see [TS]

01:06:02 ◼   ► something cool [TS]

01:06:03 ◼   ► ok hopefully a little okay don't get [TS]

01:06:05 ◼   ► down like i do one of these of the goal [TS]

01:06:07 ◼   ► and let his part [TS]

01:06:10 ◼   ► mm that's living that's right learn the [TS]

01:06:13 ◼   ► a major seventh chord i'm not sure i [TS]

01:06:17 ◼   ► still know it [TS]

01:06:18 ◼   ► oh it's like it's like an able to drop [TS]

01:06:20 ◼   ► the middle one [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► oh right oh yeah great for it's a great [TS]

01:06:24 ◼   ► core it's the official court of the [TS]

01:06:26 ◼   ► nineteen seventies and even you if you [TS]

01:06:29 ◼   ► play pretty much anything as a as a [TS]

01:06:32 ◼   ► major 7th you I it invokes the seventies [TS]

01:06:35 ◼   ► right all right [TS]

01:06:36 ◼   ► well i'm going to give that a try since [TS]

01:06:38 ◼   ► we're soon as I i lose you today [TS]

01:06:41 ◼   ► yeah I like it was just out of reach [TS]

01:06:43 ◼   ► lucky you [TS]

01:06:44 ◼   ► so we got to see them that should be the [TS]

01:06:47 ◼   ► name of my autobiography my guitars just [TS]

01:06:49 ◼   ► out of reach the buyer for the last [TS]

01:06:52 ◼   ► seven years finished up it's on my good [TS]

01:06:57 ◼   ► friend will Johnson of the band centrum [TS]

01:06:59 ◼   ► attic last night and he has i have no [TS]