Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Merlin has gone pretty good [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► yep I got that keyboard that you [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► suggested [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► oh it arrived in the mail it is I you [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► didn't tell me it was solar-powered see [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► any wouldn't get it [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► I'm so psyched though the end I thought [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► like you're absolutely right if you had [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► said it's solar-powered bluetooth [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► keyboard i would have hung up the phone [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► immediately like an okay [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► imagine if I had said to you my god John [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► you're hungry you should try these chips [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► they're so freaking hang up already i [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► don't know i always something [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► these chips are so good up there and i [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► would say they're right there there [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► puffed rice and and rolled out but still [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► cut rolled oats tough-on-crime let's [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► have a family that are that are a [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► seasoned with olives salt [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► I would have been I would I wouldn't [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► have even been listening I would've been [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► gone and recovered oil but this keyboard [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► is beautiful [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► it's just that I haven't I haven't yet [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► synced it with any of my devices because [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► i want to save that moment you don't [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► like the little blue lights light up [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► it's pretty exciting [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► I like all but I like everything about [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► it but I don't wanna I don't wanna rush [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► into anything with it [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► mhm so I'm still sitting at my computer [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► with no operative keyboard that was [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► insensitive of me to send you our weekly [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► boop because I knew I should have known [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► that it wasn't ready but I'm very I'm [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► very happy note that it arrived i think [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► yes things will get better you boo me [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► and I that but I knew that it was I knew [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► you didn't expect a reboot [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► yeah well I would like to think that [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► that is a tentpole of our relationship [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► is we don't always expect a boot yeah [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► right you send out a Boop maybe get a [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► boot back maybe don't you feel that way [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► really i mean i think with us I hope [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► that's the way it is but don't you [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► sometimes worry about not getting a boot [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► from someone [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► well here's the funny things sometimes I [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► go weeks and weeks and weeks I don't [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► need a boot from anybody and then other [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► times all of a sudden I send a Boop out [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► I don't get a boot back in [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► in five or six minutes and then I'm [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► literally up a tree [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► I have to go climb a tree and and him up [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► there pulling my hair out about like [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► where's my roommate words the boot back [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► right and an idea and I honestly don't [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► understand how how you how one person [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► can fluctuate from sol a sol are [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► autonomous and pens self-contained to so [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► needy it in such a short amount of time [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► and a lot of times the boot the boot [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► that I want isn't really the boob I want [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► it's just some random boob I send a [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► thing out and I don't get a reply on my [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► god no it's not that's not even that's [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► not even the big boob you know when [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► they're they're probably days like when [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► you're busy you're traveling you're on [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► the road you get stuff going on you get [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► way too many boots and yeah so many [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► books right well and that's the thing if [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► you live in a world where you're not [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► you're not [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► johnny-on-the-spot with the boobs how [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► can you then be upset [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► uh-huh when something you know somebody [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► else's probably juggling three jobs or [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► you know or peeling avocados or whatever [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► it is that people do and and they don't [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► have time to just be like looking at [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► their phone all day literally spent five [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► hours talking about this today he did [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► oh this was your your buzz match meeting [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► that was my buzz which yeah you had a [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► buzz yellow meeting with some buzz which [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► is this can help people John I keep [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► thinking I can help people didn't want [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► you to be on their board are you on [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► their board i think that was [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► mmm i think it was certainly something [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► that would have been under consideration [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► if I if I weren't such a horrible little [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► contradictory man ever see you seem [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► perfect she's involved fiction m [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► nope well Harvey to the calling Harvey [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► Keitel the wolf you to come and clean [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► out the car after they accidentally blow [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► the kids had notes this point i say blow [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► the kid's head off in the back of a cool [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► car shows up in there was a chance of [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► Alta is what Justin nsx us three car and [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► then and then so does it look let's be [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► honest and that in that situation just [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► revolted looking for the poop [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► is he is waiting right for the harvey [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► keitel this wolf to be deferential to [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► him and to treat him with respect [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► right and I don't I can't quote it from [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► memory but it's something along the [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► lines of listen I talk fast I Drive fast [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► you know it seems like a plan being Curt [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► with you you know it's because we have a [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► job to do and you know the time is [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► limited [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► it's basically me with everyone all the [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► time yeah and I so I had to I had that [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► they said that today to the founder of a [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► company so you win and then they were [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► like what do you think about this and [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► they gave me some buzz words and you're [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► like let me cut to the chase [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► they were super nice people but i did at [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► one point I did this I was clearly [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► really frustrating this one guy with me [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► and how I am I said I'm frustrating you [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► aren't I [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► and he was just he really wanted [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► everything in bullets and and finally I [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► was like let me explain something to you [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► ah if you expect me to come in here and [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► just agree with all the reasons why your [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► product is good the way it is you're [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► wasting your money right [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► I'm hear them the Merlin Mann verbal [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► scimitars I i gave them I i read them a [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► 1500 word right after it was all great [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► but you know honestly John it's like I I [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► you helped so many people I see it every [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► day I see people saying how much you [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► helped them and I'm really envious [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► mmm i am I mean you are helping people [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► in this great land of ours and again [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► other lands other lesser lands shiro [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► think they're all necessarily lesser [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► land super helping people all around the [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► world Merlin oh I mean I i did this [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► keynote speech with my good friend [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► Kathleen Edwards of canada i love her [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► uh-uh-uh-uh a wonderful nation i will be [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► set allen and especially for something [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► from that country God love boys that [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► interact with all the handicaps that she [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► came into this world shoot with not even [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► a disability that the red hair they want [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► me to chair [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► yeah but so we can Kathleen is very [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► she's a very Merlin Mann like a person [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► when he's got a mouth on her i'll say [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► that she does she's a she she works blue [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► and she was so we were sitting before [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► right before we had go on onstage [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► and the people that are putting on the [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► event they usher these two very nice [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► people over and they sit down in our [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► table where we were you know where we [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► were like prepping for our presentation [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► and the people who are putting on this [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► presentation say we'd like you to meet [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► these two people they're really excited [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► to meet you [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► they are from rhapsody and of rhapsody [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► people said to us this is a golden [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► opportunity we really want to work with [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► artists like you we want to provide we [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► want to provide really like heightened [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► content to our look to our listeners we [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► want you to socially networked with with [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► people who are fans of yours on rhapsody [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► and Kathleen said she really put her [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► hand down on the table and said let me [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► stop you there [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► why would I socially networked with my [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► fans through your website answer and [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► they both went good question [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► well we really think that there's an [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► opportunity for you to meet people [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► online and she said hang on just a [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► second and she SAT there right in front [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► of the man tweeted and you any one of my [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► fans use rhapsody and she didn't use the [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► platform John within 30 seconds she had [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► 25 replies all of them nope [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► and like two of them more like nope [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► nobody does and so she was like so [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► anyway anything else and it worked like [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► they were pretty flabbergasted because [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► they had a whole pitch and she just [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► simit artem I didn't I was eating a [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► chicken sandwich I didn't even I didn't [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► even like that you aren't you're called [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► upon [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► no I was in the sandwich and taking it [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► taking a drink of milk and nobody asked [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► me to set there with my eyes twinkling [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► but but yeah you and she should go into [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► business together [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► I should never be in any business but [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► for the opposite of corporate raiders [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► corporate corporate make Criers you can [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► just look around and you make [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► corporations cry anime if you're telling [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► me there might be a role for people to [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► speak way more truth to power than they [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► have ever heard [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► huh and we not only disrupt the [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► conversations that their use the empty [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► fucking buzzword Laden conversations [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► that they're used to having with other [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► people who think that's acceptable [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► yeah and we say two things to them in a [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► way that they're not used to and then [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► cry [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► yeah I think they need that John you [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► need to be on some boards i think [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► there's a job there [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► you know I I have all the confidence see [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► here's the thing i think if i walked [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► into a boardroom and there was 16 [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► million dollars in hundred-dollar bills [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► on the on the boardroom table that would [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► give me pause but I i had been fairly [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► confident that you and Kathleen Edwards [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► both could walk into a room with 16 [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► million dollars on the table now this is [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► it this isn't 16 million dollars that [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► it's been specified is intended for [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► anything it's just there [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► ok there's an intimidation tactic [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► they've just that and it's not stacked [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► they just kind of piled it there in [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► bundles like the world series of poker [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► foo and it's just there because they [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► know you're coming in they know you're [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► the people that are there to make [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► corporations cry and this is this is [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► their way of like that they're trying to [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► freak you out there trying to psych you [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► it's a bully tactic and i think i would [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► walk into that room with my bathrobe in [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► my seminar and I would see that six [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► million 16 million dollars and I would [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► get a little distracted but I think you [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► and Kathleen could you could both sit [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► atop that money [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► still deliver the bad news and not even [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► really notice the money was there [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► oh we're in it for the for the passion [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► it's all about the music with us I think [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► it's all about the music for you guys [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► yeah but you're also your get better [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► with money I mean you really you you are [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► and I must be honest this is all the [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► more reason why we should probably team [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► up right you want something [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► well you know you got somebody with good [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► knees to be the catcher you know and [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► somebody a little short guy is real [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► quick to be the shortstop [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► so you and Kathleen go in and you just [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► start hammering them and they're blown [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► away because they're used to people [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► freaking out about the money and i'm [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► behind i'm coming in behind and I'm [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► scooping the money into a trader joes [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► shopping back it's like bad cop worse [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► cop man in africa but I brought all my [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► trader joes shopping bags go back 15 [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► years every logo and I'm just sweeping [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► the money in there they're not even [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► noticing because they're so upset when [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► their blood is so the blood to thin [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► their phones are so thin and they're [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► there so they're so wrecked from a [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► context i like this i think this is a [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► great business model i think it is and [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► you know if I can find a way to get paid [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► for what I'm actually good at [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► i think i would be very successful the [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► problem is that historically i have been [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► paid for stuff that i am not [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► particularly good at and I've been lucky [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► sometimes but it's a that will not to [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► blow too much smoke but Merlin I think [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► that even the things that you consider [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► yourself not very good at you are way [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► better at than most people who are doing [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► that job that's why you get paid to do [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► those things [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► thank you but also it's the same problem [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► m CH Allen's the same gift [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► let's say that you've got which is that [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► and we can we talk about this we are [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► gifted men [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► we're extremely gifted we're lucky man [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► were middle-aged men who are lucky to be [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► alive [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► we are lucky to be alone every people [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► our people our age are dying of [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► congestive heart failure all over [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► America and i'm going to think about [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► that okay I'm sorry but we talked about [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► this little bit i think going to dad [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► that very important first interview [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► together in my back yard with the cat [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► and the Chinese people playing [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► basketball [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► mom you know I i really i really believe [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► that one of the things that makes you [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► such an interesting person is your it [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► seems like you have a biological source [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► of pain when you're expected to play [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► along with BS especially when it affects [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► you write it seems like a system is my [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► duodenum really what i have at the [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► bottom spasm for me it's my pyloric [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► valve all right itself feels right [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► especially when you're dealing with [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► mixes haha Boethius is wheel it turns [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► but now I mean uh huh yeah right time to [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► talk about real things but but you know [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► it'sit's III it's frustrating because I [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► I used to just think it was merely [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► because i have bad impulse control and [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► the truth is I have bad impulse control [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► but it also that like it's just it's [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► like you imagine like something somebody [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► comes to your door and they're trying to [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► sell you something and then they keep [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► talking to you and like the thing is you [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► don't want what they're selling you [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► don't want to be talking to them and you [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► don't want them at your door but like [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► you're the dick if you say could you the [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► only making always to say i have no [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► money and i will never have money that's [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► really the only way or shoot them up now [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► you gotta deal with the body [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► I don't know you you're one of those [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► guys and I i have known a few but but [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► but a very few where you know the the [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► insult of of complicity in modern life [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► is this death by a thousand cuts you [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► know it [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► everybody's standards are just Whittle [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► the way over the course of time and and [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► the the first time you see Madonna's [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► belly button on television it's on the [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► front it's on the cover of Time magazine [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► what in the front it is to civilization [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► and you know and as I've said before now [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► there is surely somewhere right now in a [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► club some pop star who is who is [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► stretching her labia over someone's [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► forehead and for a music video and [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► everybody's like amazing amazing how [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► come Madonna didn't do that how come [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► nobody thought of that before and it's [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► it's just that incremental e we have [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► grown accustomed to vulgarity and to [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► insult to such a degree that most people [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► are living in the this kind of state of [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► like of constant surrender and the the [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► only fight they can muster [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► he's like that's not my brand of ice [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► cream [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► you know that's not my that's not my [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► shit that's not my favorite channel and [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► I'm gonna and I'm I'm an amount of [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► protest but there are a few people like [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► you who have never accepted any of those [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► incremental degradation 'he's and you [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► are still fighting a fight way back [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► upstream where you're you're just you [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► are not accepting the basic premise that [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► a lot of people are our seasoning their [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► food with you know and I have a few [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► friends like this and some of the and [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► the problem is all you all in any don't [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► pay their bills but none of them do what [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► you know one of them is working as a [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► security guard and the problem is that [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► at a certain point that starts to look [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► like paranoia or you start to you start [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► to seem like a likely at least initially [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► look at least like a crank a crank [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► bordering on a conspiracy theorists are [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► bordering on you know it's it's ok it's [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► only two it's only two more doors down [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► the hall before you're starting to talk [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► about a bio streaks in the sky but [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► whatever whatever that it is about I saw [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► a billy corgan video where he's on stage [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► somewhere talking about talking about [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► the crop dusting shitting me [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► no you don't i'm talking about right [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► there I don't know I don't know about [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► this what is up with a blue streaks what [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► are they get so there's a whole subset [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► of the internet crank land that looks up [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► in the sky and sees put contrails from [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► jets and the array the arrangement of [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► contrails in the sky is pretentious to [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► them and f that is that is so not a [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► thing it's a thing and no way evidence [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► this bear with me evidence that the the [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► government and i'm not talking about and [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► I know my god [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► what about the Obama Nazis i'm talking [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► about the big government about that the [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► real talk about the real government they [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► are basically from a very high altitude [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► crop-dusting us with like powdered sugar [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► and LSD and birth control pills and some [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► you know and like he just like monkey [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► glands and Ted Nugent's g-string [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► underwear and I don't know what it is in [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► these what they're gassing us with I [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► haven't had not been able to follow in [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► their theory of this what what does that [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► dusting accomplished for the government [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► it is using against my client [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► yes it's another way you are blind to [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► the truth which is that we are being [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► chemically controlled I'm otherwise [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► controlled so that so that end goals [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► like universal healthcare can be forced [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► down our throats or worse worse things [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► like the all-seeing eye on top of the [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► pyramid [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► oh I've seen that Yeah Yeah Yeah right [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► well yeah you know when they hold your [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► hundred-dollar bill up to the light [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► they're just looking for Obama you found [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► that crystal ball wrapped in that piece [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► of a velvet that you're not supposed to [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► touch remember when the wizard said [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► don't look into the ball with the [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► tabernacle but I don't know what's in [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► the tabernacle but i dunno under Gustad [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► Switzerland there is a there is a mine [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► shaft leading to a room on remind me of [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► dr. Strangelove for the Jews are eating [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► Christian babies right to make them into [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► matzo bread and there's no but now [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► they're grinding their bones and their [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► crop dusting this with them is so right [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► yeah well that's what I heard well it [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► stands to reason so anyway if you if [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► Billy about that Jim Corrigan he you're [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► telling me he's up on stage and he's he [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► hit the the power to which he speaks [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► truth is the crop dusting government [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► that's right he's later people know [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► those are not just did that you're not [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► merely just lines of moisture in the sky [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► right there's something bigger going on [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► he is standing on stage somewhere in a [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► room full of people who believe that [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► melancholy and the infinite sadness of [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► the of the ARS poetica of the what was [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► that what was that I said when the wind [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► upon meets the Queen to the bishop 16 [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► Apple hundred i like his final Myra [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► despite all his race so just really goes [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► gay which I'm assuming now is like it [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► was taking a 250-seat club somewhere on [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► the outskirts of sick fall and he's up [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► on stage you know with us but the just a [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► silver star on his long sleeve t-shirt [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► and he's talking about these crop [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► described i wish i knew i wish i had a [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► keyboard i could figure out what these [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► things are called because they have a [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► name and everything it takes a look at [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► you were looking for like add contrail [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► crop on conspiracy [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► yeah maybe okay yeah and-and-and what's [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► great about it is that as evidence as [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► proof of this [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► they have photos and photos just volumes [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► of photos from haha contrails scarred [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► next makes tea leaves look pretty pretty [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► sophisticated because there's because [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► there's some going this way and then [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► there's some going on the guy John this [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► is real the chemtrail conspiracy theory [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► trails that's it come true that it's not [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► moisture the chemtrail conspiracy theory [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► holds that some trails left by aircraft [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► are chemical or biological agents [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► deliberately sprayed at high altitudes [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► for purposes undisclosed the general [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► public in clandestine programs directed [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► by various government officials area 51 [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► mm silver iodide yeah so their spring it [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► really high up so that it dissipates [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► over all of us include presumably the [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► pilots grandmothers and the and the u.s. [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► senator that lives in that town right i [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► mean it's it's like targeted at [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► everybody all the girls go to go to the [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► the poor neighborhoods of the people [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► with guns and right now we're doing here [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► here's one part is every 30,000 feet [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► over the poor neighborhoods very very [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► effective way to drop underwear now the [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► thing is so in the in the estimation of [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► these various scientists that are [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► studying this important work [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► what is what has happened as a result of [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► that hasn't well you look around you [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► the aforementioned labia artist the [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► writing the lady artist on contrail [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► chemicals i think the fact that the [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► website that the Jezebel website even [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► exists because of chemtrails that goes [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► that those women have become is that [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► empowered this is gonna be one of those [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► things like Scientology where I can't [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► think about it too much because i will i [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► will go down a certain kind of tone [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► level rabbit trail and then we'll start [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► think I'll start really thinking about [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► it in order to really understand [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► something you have to be a little bit [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► sympathetic I think me to understand [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► another person even if you disagree with [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► them you have to put yourself in their [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► in their chem trail shoes and try to [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► understand it and and I I worry [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► sometimes because I'm very susceptible [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► and very suggestible I guess yeah I [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► don't want to read i'm just gonna read [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► that first paragraph i think okay that [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► seems good to meet you here bored you [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► hear about this that you what you want [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► at the edge of the organ concert right [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► no but I you know I follow the line [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► follow the traits and I i spent some [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► time on the internet looking for [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► evidence of intelligent life and you're [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► looking in the wrong place but I am him [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► i'm an old man with the lamp searching [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► for something and the problem is that i [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► do not limit the corners of the internet [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► that i visit so I go if you only read [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► things you already know you're not [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► learning that's right but you're going [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► to have to be you or any other scholar [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► of a lamp would have you have to be [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► challenged you have to go into room that [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► you've never been into before something [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► which can be very dark [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► that's right am I wrong I have spent [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► I've spent more time than I care to [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► admit [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► like trolling not trolling but drawing [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► the the whole like white supremacist [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► underground [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► i have spent many many hours watching [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► the step dance routines of black [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► fraternities in the south [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► I have like like the family marching [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► band like fancy dances those things are [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► you not familiar with the step dancing [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► phenomenon is this this is that Harlem [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► shuffle thing [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► no no this is one of this is one of [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► America's great cultural clogging the [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► rains it is not unlike clogging I've [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► seen some clogging so this is a this is [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► a tradition in the black fraternities of [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► the you know the howard university in [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► the big universities in the south where [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► they duel with one another with a very [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► orchestrated kind of clog dancing called [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► stepping where they stand [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► they do this like hyper hyper a like [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► co-ordinated dance steps as a as a form [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► of competition with one another and it [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► is awesome [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► it is super super badass and it and it [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► has not really it is not really gone out [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► into the world like it there there has [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► never been a moment like there was with [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► voguing where it went from a kind of [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► underground culture and and became a [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► mainstream culture like I think there [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► was a while there may be the late [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► eighties me maybe kid and play had a [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► little bit of a sure step dancing as [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► part of one of their movies or I don't [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► know there was a million or more [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► probably like a dance kata like they [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► were showing you what they could do if [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► they decided to fight [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► yeah but it was always like it was [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► always to people dancing against each [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► other and this is like 25 people then [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► it's like marching band duels except [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► without the are both sides doing the [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► same dance [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► no no they like they bring their didn't [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► like it i mean i don't work thing but [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► it's kinda like a breakdance battle [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► don't you don't you do a prisoner like a [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► like a you know a michael jackson [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► thriller thing where you can like dance [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► against each other West Side Story style [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► yeah it yes there there there are [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► elements of that but it's also very [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► military like they're its kind of theirs [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► they're mine [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► King elements but you really have to [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► just really just have to spend the many [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► hours I will be there watching and you [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► don't like because some of them some of [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► you know some of those contests are [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► unfortunately none of them have really [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► been filmed professionally so you're [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► watching these contests than their film [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► from people's phones shot a feature [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► phone and you're just like oh come on i [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► wish that this at good sound and I wish [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► it had that sounds like a documentary on [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► netflix and I mean that's waiting to [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► happen [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► I bet that if there isn't one some [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► riders on the line listener is already [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► putting up a kickstart chuck klosterman [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► in thurston moore will be in it so any [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► first-time is stepping has taught me [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► many things and and one of my favorite [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► things right now is chemtrails ok just [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► dropped a little bit of thread there so [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► so stepping was that that's just an [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► example of the dark rooms into which you [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► will walk with your keyboard is why [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► wouldn't i wouldn't even call better [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► that's not our ping-pong apologize you [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► know like i have never have never used [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► tor or on any kind of onion start web [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► secret secret you have not used any of [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► the onion based IP obfuscation services [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► right i have not done any of that I go [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► into the I'm you know what I am a pete [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► townsend character and I'm out there [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► looking at terrible things on the [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► internet as part of my research and if i [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► get indicted right if I have my search [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► history comes up with a bunch of snuff [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► films and terrible like you know all the [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► terrible evil that's out there i am [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► fairly confident first of all that I'm [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► gonna know the FBI agent that is [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► assigned to the case and that he and I [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► are gonna have understanding ain't no [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► innocence that it'll be someone you're [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► familiar with but look at somebody that [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► but I probably went to college with her [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► or when you set up the meeting but [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► didn't go [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► yeah he's more he might be erotic on the [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► line listener and if that isn't if that [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► isn't enough then probably the district [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► attorney's father went to law school [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► with my dad it what I'm saying is the [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► old boy network is going to take care of [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► this and I'm not going to get in trouble [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► that's how I go through life that's how [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► i make it happen okay yeah I [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► somebody somebody has to be the peak [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► terms of our modern day and be out there [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► looking at terrible things as a way of [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► bearing witness [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► it'sit's something in my first move I [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► guess I i became aware of late in my [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► tenure of living in the south and I [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► don't think it's peculiar to the south [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► but there's a funny thing that I would [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► encounter which is people thinking that [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► because you know about something you not [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► only like are like a prove it but that [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► you do it em like you said in the office [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► and go pumas artifacts that i'm totally [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► on crack and they would look at you and [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► think you you actually were literally [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► thinking about doing crack that he was [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► saying is you had said that you were [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► well I mean I'm being a little bit [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► extreme but like it's such a faux pas [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► I mean you know in in certain we've [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► talked about this before but in certain [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► little subsets of of the culture you [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► know a lot of what is said is what is [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► not said and there are certain things [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► that you know they could be a real turd [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► in the punchbowl like if I said turn the [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► punch bowl in the office like that would [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► probably mean people don't think I like [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► to drink turns or something you're gross [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► with you how terms of you put in [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► Punchbowl out the Cadillac bad at all [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► I am I punchbowl you know we we you and [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► I between the two of us we've seen a lot [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► of things we've gone down a lot of roads [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► and it's only made us more helpful [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► I i think so and I mean I in some ways [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► I'm excuse me I'm sometimes grateful [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► well I'm often grateful for things like [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► YouTube like you know like tonight I got [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► to go [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► found a couple like things by elliott [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► smith and posted on my website I'm glad [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► that's out there but sometimes I won't [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► find myself using YouTube for what it's [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► actually for which is following your [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► nose deeper and deeper and deeper into [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► something super duper weird that you had [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► no idea [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► lots of people would in this case make [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► videos about that somebody has to knows [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► all i thought it was all just guys [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► getting hit in the nuts when they're [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► trying to skateboard down or railing [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► yeah they call it they called board [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► napping [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► I don't know that I'm sure I'm sure that [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► that's John right by me that could be [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► something as benign as like people [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► playing ukulele covers of songs [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► that could be a thing that you for [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► awhile i happen to know that it's a [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► thing it's a thing that made Jonathan [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► Coulton a lot of money huh [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► ok put ads on the page no because [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► covering jonathan coulton music on the [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► ukulele covering jonathan coulton to [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► John Collins music in a twee way over on [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► the ukulele has actually spawned all [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► those onra it's their name for it i [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► think it's called uh I think that it's [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► called impacted thank you i see a lot of [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► fluid system i saw it is not Tom Cruise [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► crazy one time that was really really [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► yeah but it's like you know I think [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► there should be you know it's funny like [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► right now the youtube people can do [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► things like you know using algorithms [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► they can basically find any copyrighted [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► music that's they can try anyway to find [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► a nice music that's used in a video or [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► something like that you know I i think [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► it would be nice to to let me know ahead [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► of time before i click on the video that [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► it's a ukulele cover and it would be [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► really nice like if I'm gonna go like I [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► say if i want to find some built to [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► spill I would please make it clear that [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► this is shot with somebody's chickie [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► feature phone that's the kind of thing [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► that would make that useful because [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► that's a lot of wasted time that [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► something could be spending on [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► chemtrails well this is the thing I read [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► this article in wired not very long ago [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► which I subscribe to and have subscribe [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► to wired for many years because I [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► believe that you don't you have to show [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► your bona fides to me i believe i know [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► that L computers that if a person reads [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► wired yes and discover magazine that may [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► know all science that is all you need to [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► know all science but this article in [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► wired said they keep making these bigger [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► and bigger tvs that have more and more [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► features but none of them are useful [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► because television sucks [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► it's pretty good and I was like huh that [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► that's really exactly true and this this [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► article went on to say like you can you [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► know your TV supposedly allows me to [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► sink 10,000 things but really I just [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► want to watch dr. Strangelove and I [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► don't want to and I can't find it [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► anywhere and I don't want to have to [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► type dr. Strangelove into 17 different [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► yeah you seem like a four-way Genghis [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► yeah using a dingus type it into all [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► these different menus and nobody has it [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► and you know and he's like here we have [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► the tvs like that that's peaked we don't [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► need more we don't need higher [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► definition we don't need bigger tvs we [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► got it now where it's mastered now we [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► need someone to figure out how to make [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► watching TV even remotely pleasurable to [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► someone that doesn't spend four hours a [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► day figuring out their TV [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► yeah it's it's it's a promise not so far [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► off what I felt like I was facing a [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► little bit today which is that um you [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► I mean whatever your business's there's [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► really only so much you can do like if [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► you shine shoes for a living [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► there's not much that you can do to [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► improve the quality of the shoes that [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► are manufactured that that man or woman [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► shoeshine person can only do so much to [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► improve what's out there that you know [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► it's not is it do you think it's up to [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► the TV makers to make a better show no [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► but but this is that this is the [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► direction of the like I think the TV [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► makers could they they are what we have [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► now is is 40 interfaces and what we need [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► is one interface [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► yeah and Sony is as capable as anyone up [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► being the person that makes the one [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► interface you know like Sony doesn't [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► sony could could be at the forefront of [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► the technology we need you know the TV [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► makers are also makers of other things [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► and I don't know what was that can you [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► tell us what the company was that you [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► visited today [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► no absolutely not [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► thank you though um the third there may [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► be something to what we're talking about [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► this is why I don't make it all about [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► the money but this also might be where [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► you meet Kathryn thinking the Kathleen I [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► think maybe maybe Jason Finn we could [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► find a role for is a good polish your [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► bowling balls but he paid to have that [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► done he does but you know the you know [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► here here's one of the problems is that [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► if you look at all the stuff in general [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► you know all aspects of like [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► entertainment and dealing with other [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► people like all the stuff that the [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► internet is you know kind of there to [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► help us do all of the innovation so much [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► of the innovation that we see is mainly [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► to become a barely profitable nuisance [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► and and so what that nuisance in some [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► ways could be that you well if you want [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► if you want to find dr. Strangelove [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► you're gonna have to go through this [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► search system that you know unless [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► you're gonna go out and steal it [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► you're going to have to go through this [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► really byzantine you know way to find [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► this movie I've been trying to find this [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► one documentary that I've heard a lot [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► about and basically i'm going to have to [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► buy a plastic disc from amazon in order [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► to watch it like I've got money i will [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► not a lot but i mean i'll pay to watch [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► it right now [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► I do it all the time i bought I bought [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► the matrix the other night like just for [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► fun because I wanted to watch it because [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► it's really easy to do on my own TV but [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► but I mean like for example we subscribe [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► to this thing you know called hulu which [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► gives you access to you know a whole [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► bunch of shows and I'm Geico commercials [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► this is my point John it was my wife's [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► idea i'm in it for the long haul with my [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► lady if she wants to do we get hulu and [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► like I tried to watch a Saturday Night [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► Live episode and i fast-forwarded and [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► like the thing froze up because i was [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► like trying I wasn't trying to avoid a [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► commercial I was not trying to be out of [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► compliance and throws up the box that [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► was on but I think about the thing with [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► I don't see anything is Rhapsody yeah [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► one of the doctors but it's but like in [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► that case that you're saying like I ok [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► here's another example um what you were [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► MC Hammer's birthday party right as i [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► was in all of them is 50th birthday [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► party but that was a weird night I i was [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► very weird lost to get sweatshirt that [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► night but um but in that case it's for [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► you but you were hilarious that night so [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► was I yeah because i was making fun [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► a friend yeah you're here making fun of [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► of all the tech nerd ladies me [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► yeah there was a there was a tape we [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► were sitting at is it is really nice [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► house and accidentally making fun of him [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► and you made fun of him being but but [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► you may not remember may not remember [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► this because you were celebrated with [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► MCM oh so so effusively but but we were [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► sitting at a table and a bunch of Tom's [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► that was so funny [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► 20-something kids in skinny pants came [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► and join us at the table and they were [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► all hyper confidence stanford grads who [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► all had a twitter app or a new startup [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► that they were really excited about and [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► they started to try to talk to you about [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► the internet do you think do you think [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► they like it they'll do she don't think [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► they were like familiar with me do you [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► well what I think was that you had [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► another guest at the table that was much [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► better noon and I yeah yeah there was a [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► there was someone else the table that [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► was more of those more famous than us [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► all but they were they started talking [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► to you and they realized they clocked me [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► at the clock as the internet guy at [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► first at first you you told them [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► successfully but then they got them they [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► were wise to you but they weren't sure [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► like where you are coming from and they [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► were fascinated by you and then their [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► fascination with you made you furious [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► and then you really really wanted to you [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► don't really do that [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► yeah there you really wanted to see them [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► talk like in the stocks in the public [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► square if you wanted you wanted to say [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► some science bed a on all of them and [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► they and they were terrible thing to do [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► no no it was wonderful because they were [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► they were the the san francisco kids i'm [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► sure they all had out e8 cuatros valet [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► parked with like ground effects and [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► personalized license plates and these [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► kids deserve to be taken to task for [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► being like tasteless little douches but [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► but you but you are also that I [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► Solarians critical in moments like that [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► it's a [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► just so amazing that that is the kind of [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► person that you would meet at MC [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► Hammer's 50th birthday party right you [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► would think MC Hammer's 50th birthday [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► party was going to be full of like [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► former Oakland A's like I would've met [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► like I don't like like I mean really [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► Brown was there that was kind of cool [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► he's the best but the guy didn't get any [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► weekend plans or anything [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► yeah right but the red but everybody [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► else in there is like 24 years old and [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► and like there's the asian one and then [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► there's the blonde one and the mr. [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► Finkel bosses and they're all wearing [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► uniqlo close at like uniqlo pink khakis [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► and they are so excited about talking [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► about the internet and you just you it [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► was like we were there too and it's like [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► was worried about was like like in the [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► area where we were kind of camped out [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► there was a group that correct me if I'm [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► wrong but there was a group that really [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► a clip here to be armed at a a noise [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► real name i forget his real name but MC [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► Hammer like I will call him his like [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► there was like really his family writers [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► his normal-looking Oakland [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► african-american family in their Sunday [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► go to church clothes looking like [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► they're being and it was really nice and [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► he had obviously been talking a lot of [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► people into this party and it looked [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► like they were having fun and we're like [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► looked awesome and then there was a lot [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► of douchebags like us there was like [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► yeah you outside and remember I was [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► delayed coming in because i was talking [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► to this guy who's anybody doesn't matter [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► but he's like a super famous internet [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► guy like a wire [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► why are we here why are you here but you [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► can't really talk about that because [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► this Liberty i mean i was there because [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► i'm a rockstar yeah you gotta send that [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► was your friend [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► it was it was my friends my friends [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► friend the e-k-u can really your [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► friend's wife [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► no it was my friend's friend that was [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► smoking an e-cigarette that you really [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► took two tabs actually wizard really big [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► test for his multimillion-dollar house [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► anyway anyway [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► the problem is the problem is that like [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► the only way to the people it seems to [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► that sometimes it's strange to me that [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► like and I think this goes to your TV [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► point is that ok great guys we perfected [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► the tvs [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► now or in this case we can make the [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► internet go fast and be reliable and [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► you're like your browser won't crash as [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► much but like now you know sort of what [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► we have to look at but to get stuff we [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► want to look at you have to find a way [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► to pay for it or I know ideally [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► bandwidth isn't is that was surprisingly [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► expensive for a lot of this stuff and so [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► but the trouble is the best way that a [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► lot of people have figured out to do [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► that is to is to annoy people is is is [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► to be a nuisance [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► yeah and like I heard an interview with [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► you the other day where you were talking [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► to somebody [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► this is two guys in Canada about your [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► music and talking about the idea of you [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► know quit stealing music and what it [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► means and you know it's funny though [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► because I'm more drawn to this having a [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► very clearly delineated relationship [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► where I pay a certain amount of money [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► and get a thing kinda like it's like [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► like Middle Ages kind of stuff I don't [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► mind it at all i'm just going to my Lou [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► and like watching commercials will [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► adam-12 is on does not make me happy [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► no but I went to next links and i typed [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► in what do you think I typed in [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► Auschwitz you already know that you have [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► seen everything that has out within the [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► title no I went to I went to the netflix [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► as you do and i type in dean martin [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► short because I was like you know what I [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► want to see right now I want to see [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► anything with Dean Martin minutes and [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► netflix says the new keyword returns no [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► results and I'm like if you are if you [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► are a purveyor of of movies and a person [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► can't go into the search bar at the top [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► of your product and put in Dean fucking [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► Martin and not get back the wealth of [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► the 20th century [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► yeah I you know I should have I should [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► have been one click away from Lucille [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► Ball I should have been with sammy davis [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► jr. the most entertaining man has ever [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► lived [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► I should have been i should have been [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► that close to bing crosby I should have [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► been that guy should have been seeing [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► Jonathan winters into cliques and [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► instead I get returns no result [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► you know here's the thing John I as I [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► sit here i am realizing that the matrix [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► which i bought for I think ten dollars [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► American [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► on the appletv I'm realizing I'm deep [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► inside the matrix because I thought [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► about that for a second and I thought oh [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► you'll get oceans 11 you make it the [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► colgate you know Jerry Lewis shows [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► something but then I stopped for a [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► second i said holy shit there's no [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► fucking Dean Martin on netflix but think [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► about being a little kid thinking about [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► being a kid when we were kids and the [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► incredibly entertaining people who were [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► doing things that but there's no Edwin I [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► bet there's very little Jack Benny but [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► here's the thing years of here's the [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► thing that I have no way of knowing [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► merlin which is that on netflix I'm sure [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► there's tons of Denmark but me as a dope [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► I don't know how to find it now fighting [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► with google when I put Dean Martin in i [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► am two clicks away from watching free [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► Dean Martin on youtube but I was in a [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► pay service and the thing I thought of [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► was I want to watch a movie and their [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► algorithm is not written to allow me to [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► put the name of somebody in I had they [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► want they want me to put like they want [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► me to do you hear me to appear as like a [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► as a marquee name that we have to be [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► right so what they want me to do is go [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► to westerns and then go to matt helm [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► fifties westerns you know like the and [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► that is that's what i'm saying when I [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► say that we have the tvs now but nobody [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► has figured out a way other than other [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► than Google and YouTube to get me my [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► Dean fucking Martin as fast as I [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► possibly can you know like i do not want [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► to sit and have to think of how to get [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► I don't want to put some like it hot in [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► there I don't want to put you know I [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► don't want to have to chase Dean Dean is [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► being teen already is being chased by so [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► many people want it should be a button [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► should be a preset you know what it [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► should be like one of these f it should [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► be f7 on every solar powered keyboard f7 [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► that's pretty good I i think yeah yeah I [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► guess I I think of it sometimes like for [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► example like I have this is some [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► surprises are you were breaking the [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► rules talking about the internet a [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► little their kids listening to this [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► podcast you have never heard of being [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► Martin that's a goddamn shame that you [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► know what that is chemtrails you think [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► that's what it is [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► chemtrails and make your family make [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► your parents not tell you about Dean [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► Martin they were raised by somebody who [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► was like um Dean Martin's pretty sexist [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► remember the quarterfinals stickers [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► remember his dancers on the Dean Martin [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► show [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► oh do I oh my god they were like solid [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► gold before solid gold they were really [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► handsome women well think about think [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► about Jill st. John no I can't no don't [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► say and Margaret had a super I was going [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► that I know and market on the Dean [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► Martin show God now now i would be our [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► 5th Red Door now fast-forward to Keisha [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► that the lady with the dollar sign your [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► name her baby over someones for home in [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► a music video and try to tell me tell me [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► tell me that's probably have seven if [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► you have seven you're gonna see cakey [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► dollar sciences lobbyists literally [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► literally literally over a lobby [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► microphone i think of it like this John [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► I think of it like a minibar call em oh [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► I think you look at minibar like that's [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► a lot of these a lot of these services [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► are like a mini bar where you go there [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► and you open it up and you have a pretty [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► good idea of what kind of stuff is in [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► there and like if you want anything else [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► you're probably going to have to find it [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► or steal it from somewhere else and hurt [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► their talk about the time I was think [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► that the the the brand-new hilton hotel [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► in austin now and John Flansburg shows [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► up in my room and he's got the guy who [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► made that that documentary the crews [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► have you ever seen that about the guy [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► who's who gives you it gives tours of [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► New York City but a and he's like on a [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► double-decker bus like talking about the [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► architecture in the history of New York [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► but he's making it all up [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► haha it's all just a lie [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► so John Flansburg get this guy show up [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► at my hotel room and Flansburg precedes [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► to open up my minibar and then you know [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► and then all of a sudden there's like 35 [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► people in my room [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► people like people there's a guy like [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► cutting calluses off his feet to make [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► somebody pissed somebody in a top hat [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► and there's a guy with a with a [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► cockatiel thinks brothers like room [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► service and I might like i was i was [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► about to post about to call it a night [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► anyway plans bring opens up the minibar [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► and out it all goes into the room and [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► this is one of those hilton hotel many [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► bars with like full bottles of red wine [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► oh dear and you know who knows what else [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► like shrimp chips [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► I don't know what's in there selling [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► kids it goes out into the room and the [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► bed the party rages until the wee hours [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► and then after I finally kick everybody [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► else and I make the guy pick up his [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► calluses and take him out got the guy [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► with the bird and I'm kicking everybody [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► out plans brings the last to go and he [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► turns around and he's slaps a 2000 [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► that's gonna be like a good party kid [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► good job see you next week kidding no [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► hay he actually thought that would cover [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► even a fraction of that I you know he's [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► just using this was a monkey's IDK screw [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► with you there's no way beautiful boot [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► the cheapest bottle of wine in [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► perspective $85 know maybe maybe he only [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► eats out of other people's many bars [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► medication that's possibly you know I [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► you know I've known him a long time but [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► I think he may travel with that group of [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► people i think there's 35 people waiting [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► for his waiting for him to boom he just [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► goes boop and then [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► Oh every any hotel room can become it's [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► a mad mad mad world hit gonna get email [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► but um [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► that's the 20 them right there right [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► there on the dresser [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► good good party kids his sentence for [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► you the cruise is unavailable to stream [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► just search for netflix nothing see the [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► cruise is unavailable to stream one of [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► the great films of our time [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► yeah now it is frustrating and dad [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► ya-ya-ya-ya-ya anyone about the internet [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► yeah but you know there's this deeper [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► thing and adjusted to return quickly to [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► that to that idea though [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► and one of the things that I that I find [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► so fascinating about you and I find so [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► unintentionally sickeningly inspiring [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► about you [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► mm you're welcome it is a I don't know [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► is that i don't know how to describe it [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► but not lonely putting this believe it [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► this way like when I go and let's just [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► say in the abstract going visit with [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► people I i sometimes get the feeling and [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► it's not stipulate this is what shows [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► that I'm Way out of touch i'm not [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► showing that i'm like a cool outside i'm [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► showing that i'm like a psychopath to [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► the rest of the world is like that [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► conversation that you Kathleen had with [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► the very nice people Rhapsody who are [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► they were lovely [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► they're lovely people the one of the one [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► of the co-founders cousin was my wife's [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► best friend I admire their servers their [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► wedding and so they're wonderful [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► wonderful people but you what you're [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► describing is not unusual at all which [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► is first of all that's really super [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► fucking clueless like you know and when [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► I mentioned MC Hammer because there was [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► a time I remember when MC Hammer [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► announced that he was going to be [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► launching a new site that was going to [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► be the YouTube of dance videos and so [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► you can already guess what the joke is [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► no there's already a youtube videos [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► right and what's called you do exactly [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► and and so you know when somebody when [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► somebody says something like we want to [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► be I'm just toss this out but we want to [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► be the social we want to insert pictures [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► we want to be sure like we want to be [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► like we have an interactive music [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► engagement platform that we think will [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► make us the the Twitter of streaming [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► music like they really feel like that's [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► what they know how to build right they [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► know how to build that stuff they know [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► there needs to be a social media [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► component to it but like the frustrating [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► part is like several levels of [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► frustrating and that to me which is like [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► first of all I'm supposed to sit there [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► are you just sit there and act like that [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► makes any fucking sense at all [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► you know what you really want me to do [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► what you really want me to do is go and [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► produce content for you for free and act [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► like that is benefiting me to be [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► basically pouring myself and my [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► credibility into this thing that you're [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► not willing to to see to me is not that [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► interesting and it's not really going to [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► do that much for me you want me to as my [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► as we take back my church you want me to [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► basically put my candle under a bushel [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► basket you want exclusivity that does [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► not benefit me or my fans at all fans [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► fuck fans people who are vaguely [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► interested in anything that you do to to [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► go and put that into this little silo [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► that nobody can see and and then you [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► know rap public service as around isn't [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► helping anybody my own my question to [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► you is when people in your church say [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► put your candle under a bushel basket [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► would be talking about butt sex but also [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► call that taking the road to Damascus em [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► then they call it they call it a free [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► brabus basket so much shit goes down [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► there the selonians that's what you [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► that's not a place but go on and we [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► decided one what is the deal with that [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► yeah I purpose that you know this light [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► under a bushel basket and I've never [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► understood like what [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► yeah I need to be like if you have a if [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► you have a if your skill or a gift if [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► God has given you a gift it's your [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► obligation to share with the world much [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► like you have no right but you don't [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► even own a bishop bushel basket [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► I you know I have a collection of bushel [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► basket but I i I don't I don't I don't [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► talk about it a lot of money there's a [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► lot i was at trader joe's today I'd or [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► drew listen I do have a collection of [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► vintage trader joes bags and then I saw [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► the other night I ran into a friend of [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► mine there who used to be [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► Nirvana's front-of-house guy back in the [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► old days [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► great sound man [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► and he also had an amazing collection of [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► trader joes bags did you guys trade [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► going all the way back and use trades [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► like we like baseball cards you get a [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► roberto clemente for Steve Garvey or [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► something when I had a couple of them in [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► their original packaging it never been [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► used i just take a minute out of the [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► store let me mention that it's in bag [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► handbag a so so that was you know that [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► was a moment but yet it is it a small [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► I'm so good [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► no no I was just I was just going to say [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► that like so many things i have only [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► read the Bible once and it was a long [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► time ago and I don't remember it [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► that's okay um there's a lot of [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► anecdotes to come up from the Bible that [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► are that are kind of get to know but [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► it's um yeah it's hard with my wife [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► because she's a heathen oh right yeah [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► she doesn't have she doesn't have I [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► don't go too deep on this but you know [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► she and well first of all let me just [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► let me just say that the problem is that [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► people talk about reading the Bible and [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► learned as a child that my grandfather [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► had actually read the Bible he spent a [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► few weeks and he read it all the way [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► through and this is back when Christians [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► normal was like when questions and [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► Republicans mates made sense and so he's [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► a pretty normal guy is a cpa and you [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► know a gentleman he garden and and but [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► he'd read the Bible but the thing is [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► like if you're from the group kind of [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► group that i'm from which is a lot of [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► people in Christianity you're reading [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► little bits of the Bible a lot as part [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► of like a like a Marvel story arc like [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► you're reading thematically especially [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► as a kid you're memorizing some verses [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► you're reading some chapters you're [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► studying things right you might learn [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► about you know the nature of faith or [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► something like I don't know that many [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► people who have actually who haven't [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► been in the racket for a long time that [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► have read it all the way through and you [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► do you read it all the way through [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► there's just so much stuff in that's [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► capable well-adjusted young Testament [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► you can just gloss over [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► I don't want to read the letters to the [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► Corinthians I don't want to read the [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► letters to the Thessalonians is Alana [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► cans because reading other people's mail [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► is wrong [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► nice guy John it's a federal crime and [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► people all these years have been reading [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► all these letters that were all these [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► different i'm literally i'm going to [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► save them literally going to cut that [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► haha letter to the Romans mail fraud bak [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► oh brother you know that women are you [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► cutting it out because it cheesy know [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► it's nuanced it's nuanced anyway there [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► might be a revenue opportunity here [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► because but here's the problem most of [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► the people who bring people in [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► I gotta don't want to start an ass but [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► this is what what you're describing and [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► what I have encountered in the past is [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► what they really want is to talk to you [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► into being on their side about something [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► that's kind of silly right [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► they want you to do about it they want [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► you to link to them and they and they [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► want you to basically stand up there on [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► the dais with wearing a carnation with [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► your arm around them and saying I pass [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► my wifeys my benediction onto this [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► project and like but I'm only passing my [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► plantation on to your project [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► well here's the key here is my question [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► to you and this is a question that we [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► all we all need answers 24 is I know [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► there are people out there who are [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► making the thing and they want me to do [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► something for them and they have X [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► number of dollars and there the first [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► thing they do is ask me to do it for [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► free and most of the time I said yes [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► my question to you is how do I retro [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► actively go back and kill those people [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► oh that's a really take their money [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► well maybe happy to just that there's a [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► lot of angles to that [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► well first of all depends on which of [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► the team major kinds of time-travel [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► timelines you believe in EM we don't [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► have time to go into that in a lot of [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► detail right now right [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► but one thing i would do is we have a [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► kind of a tacit agreement to not talk [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► about time travel anymore and I'm very [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► tempted to sometimes but i'm setting [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► that funny movie aside like a good movie [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► like I honestly don't want to talk about [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► time travel because it does and and i [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► have to tell you John a lot of the [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► literature that i'm reviewing these days [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► by which i mean all the comic books [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► every there there is a lot of time [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► travel and it's sometimes a little hard [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► to follow what if would have you the [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► what what if the universe was designed [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► to avoid over paradox [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► and the only way time-travel Israel but [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► the only way that you can time travel is [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► that you go back [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► it's always in reverse and you always go [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► back to one month before you were born [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► and you always die on the day that you [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► are born would you go to digg it can go [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► see this is exactly what i was trying to [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► know I start lining up the ambience [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► ah ok where's my orange juice [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► there's an adventure time comic that i'm [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► going to buy and send to you you should [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► be watching adventure time anyway that [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► addresses this is the time machine that [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► always takes you back to this exact same [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► moment and it's used to communicate [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► effect but not going to cut to the chase [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► because I know your time constraint and [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► we're so one of those places i would [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► start with one of the ones that was [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► particularly egregious about agreeing to [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► letting you work for free that they [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► didn't even like make a big like that [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► impact for their wallet you know like i [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► do and i would go there i would [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► literally you should you should take off [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► your clothes pick up a garbage can throw [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► it through the window i set the place on [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► fire and say and then the next day go to [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► sell and say where's my pay but that [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► wasn't my movie had three endings it was [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► very frustrating to me i am really i am [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► really on the I feel like I'm on the [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► threshold now [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► yeah I'm on customer career-wise I got [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► that from that interview I didn't know [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► about your keynoting I'm doing all this [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► isn't that up on urban dictionary by the [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► way keynote is another kind of thing is [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► like saloniki yeah it's different from [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► Keystone don't like that's like the road [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► to Damascus yeah it's like it's like [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► watching a Pennsylvania the Keystone [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► keynote 1500 Keystone [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► keynote 1500 Keystone [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► yeah ok keystone and that you have a bit [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► like seriously I you you're getting more [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► offers from people to come and speak [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► somewhere or two to present its curious [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► because i always thought the the [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► challenge 10 years ago was a in Seattle [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► there are lots and lots of local bands [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► and then there are Seattle bands that [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► become national bands and there's this [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► there's this booking hierarchy or like a [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► local pedigree where if you're if if [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► they do it if they do a a piece on you [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► on them the local morning news the [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► morning news is always going to say [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► local band X you know local band band of [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► horses played a big show last night you [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► know like those guys don't they don't [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► understand but as that guy worked there [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► for a really long time that particular a [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► little man pain of forces although all [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► local band the fleet foxes really doing [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► amazing things these killers aren't real [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► killers although they do kill it rock [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► music only rock music I'm into is my [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► rocking chair [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► don't call the fire department it's just [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► an arcade fire so anyway 10 years ago 15 [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► years ago the last thing the long [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► winters wanted to be was a local band [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► because that guy the guy on the morning [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► news he's never gonna get it but the but [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► the Booker's and the the people that do [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► that you know like sasquatch festival is [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► a national festival but it also features [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► a lot of local bands and you want to get [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► banned to be a net you want your band to [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► be from seattle but to be a national [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► band and not be because the local bands [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► get 500 bucks the National bands given [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► all that's super interesting like your [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► you would be on same interview but like [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► you don't think you might be like a [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► second stage like a Lollapalooza like [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► year over in the back kind of thing you [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► want to be so you want it you at the [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► hometown team though where you want to [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► be big enough that we'll of course we're [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► going to have Seattle's long winters [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► play because they have a national [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► presence with the idiotic you wanna be [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► at that play at that level right [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► right right exactly and the end up that [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► thing about it is that if you are a you [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► know fewer if you are a festival [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► headliner of course there's no there's [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► no question about it but a band like the [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► long winters which is in the middle of [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► the pack somewhere where you feel like [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► okay we are getting invited to play [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► festivals other places so we are you [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► know we are at the level of certainly [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► national and international band but [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► there are all those people around [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► Seattle have known as since we were [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► coming up who still want to every once [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► in a while like throw a little bit of [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► local band shade your direction as [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► either like a like a like a kick in the [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► knee or also as a like cost-saving [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► method like oh yeah you know you guys [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► are pretty big local band like well will [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► smooth the musical equivalent of filling [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► up on bread right it's like and now I [TS]

01:03:14 ◼   ► mean like the state's going to come the [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► freshman college of lift on a bunch of [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► this hour doubt [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► yeah slow your roll there with this [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► local band talk is what I was used to [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► say and over time you know I i [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► established myself as a a and and [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► continue to to aspire to establish [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► myself as a national figure of national [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► media figure well so recently the city [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► of seattle has started throwing all this [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► Seattle action at me who the mayor's [TS]

01:03:43 ◼   ► office asked me to be on the steering [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► committee for the mayor and the and the [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► you know the weekly is like wants me to [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► be a kind of editor-at-large in them the [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► local radio stations asking me lo look [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► you know kind of give us any feelers i'm [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► getting all these feelers from all these [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► from all these Northwest institutions [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► that on the one hand it feels very [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► appropriate a man my age with as much [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► gray in his beard as i have should start [TS]

01:04:16 ◼   ► to think about you know and it's and [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► it's appropriate like intern in terms my [TS]