Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► I'm Marlins are you I'm fine how are you [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► feeling somewhat muted you're feeling [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► muted in just you know little reserved [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► for a little bit low ebb midnight store [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► you listen to daddy o records i'm i'm [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► sitting here reading the lyrics to della [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► souls hit song the magic number M think [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► that's a lot of right now I don't think [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► I that cool what didn't have a giant [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► problem with clearing their samples a [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► child is that but oh I eibhlín gilbert [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► o'sullivan so that's an example of a [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► clear situation where sampling produced [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► a masterwork uh-huh and all should kneel [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► I stand I stand corrected you can buy it [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► i just remember there's a time where it [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► was it was kinda hard to get [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► yeah you might think the hell of a [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► record that was a dozen amazing summer [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► you know that you are getting about this [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► for a second that was 24 years ago 24 [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► years ago [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► telesales three feet high and rising 24 [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► years the 24th anniversary of abbey road [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► was September of 1993 i was playing this [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► game tonight with my wife a terrible [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► game [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► it's a horrible game i think some words [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► the game I've been playing for years and [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► i wish i had a name for it but I had a [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► little genius mix on and down if I can't [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► change your mind Bob Mould came up and [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► was like this song is 20 years old or [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► more [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► that's about 20 years old which means [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► that at that time a 20-year old song [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► came out in 1973 this will be nothing to [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► the younger listeners but it's harrowing [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► it's harrowing to me it's harrowing at [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► and particularly i was thinking about [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► this the other day in 1986 the it is not [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► just that we were younger [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► and that time is longer for young people [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► because in 1986 clearly we had we had [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► gone through we had transitioned through [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► a thousand years in the culture from [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► 1966 right that 20-year period from 66 [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► 286 we had experienced the metamorphosis [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► of a thousand years of human [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► consciousness 66 we had not been to the [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► moon 66 we were still we were still [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► wearing white go-go boots for the love [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► set of God and body and ironically and [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► by 1986 we had been through we had you [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► know we had been through a doo-wop [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► revival we had been through am radio [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► songwriting we had a weird experience [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► the punk-rock disco anti disco anti punk [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► new wave anti new wave post auntie disco [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► punk post auntie new wave disc upon we [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► had had then another doo-wop revival [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► write them there were there were three [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► rockabilly revivals between nineteen [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► sixty six in 1986 and you know it in the [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► same 20 years band 2013-2 1993 i [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► challenge you to think of a single thing [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► that's happened I think it's I think [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► it's problematic yardstick of that all [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► of our age [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► yeah okay here's one this is this is [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► regarded by some as such a classic it's [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► cliche but Greece which had been a [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► Broadway Broadway show reasons the word [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► is the word the word you've been hearing [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► it's that move it's got feeling in time [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► space and emotion Frankie Frankie Valli [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► saying that is that right not involved a [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► lot of soul not in falsetto wow thats [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► exactly [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► risa the movie that people are most [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► familiar with more than the show grace [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► came out in 1978 which means that the [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► nostalgia in Greece was 20 years old and [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► grease movies no 35 years old [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► so I just have a try first ballot in a [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► month while you're thinking [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► Adam I am so nostalgic for the original [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► nostalgia that I felt for a thing that I [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► was not alive for continuing to be so [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► mean there's so many layers of nostalgia [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► between me and anything that wasn't that [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► though that I like I'm think about this [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► in 1940 when my dad went down to the [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► showbox theater to see Benny Goodman and [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► his orchestra but wait I'm sorry get [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► what year is that 1942 my god imagine [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► seeing like sing sing live [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► bye-bye on a pop and doing to do that [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► was that was the punk-rock of swing and [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► people are flying through the air [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► they're dancing so that they're there [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► they're causing the sprung dance floor [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► to bounce people people are flying [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► through the air and my dad is you know [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► with basically with his teeth on the [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► stage watching this band and thinking to [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► himself this is all I want to do with my [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► life I don't want to I don't want to be [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► a lawyer I don't want to go into real [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► estate or business or government I want [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► to go with this so I want to go with [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► this band and he there was no aspect of [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► nostalgia in that music him for its time [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► it was a hundred percent original with [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► no antecedents do it was not was not [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► aping Lenny antecedent habits like two [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► years old it was I was like it was like [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► a throwback a direct like quote of [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► ragtime or something it was something [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► really new [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► yeah and I guess they did I guess [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► everyone's while they would they would [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► tag ragtime like a little pavement riff [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► or something yeah they driven they drop [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► it in but I mean they were they were [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► blowing people's minds with this music [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► and I'm thinking now like everything [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► I've ever loved has been filtered [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► through at least one cheesecloth of [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► nostalgia right now [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► is that not even knew other there's [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► nothing about new wave once you strip [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► the clothes off of them which i tried to [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► do in every opportunity there was [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► nothing about new wave that hadn't been [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► ok let's turn on the farfisa it's like a [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► fast kinks song a lot of time right or [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► you know or again any any one of a [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► number of beatles songs right Perseids [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► the whole idea i don't know i'm just [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► sitting here I'm just sitting here in [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► mind [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► nostalgia pod I my nostalgia escape pod [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► I'm looking around the room and I can I [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► cannot think of a single thing here that [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► either isn't actually a thing from the [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► sixties or seventies or or from a modern [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► thing that has been made to look like [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► it's from the sixties or seventies it's [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► true except for my apple products [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► they're the only modern thing in this [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► whole and basically my whole house and [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► you're not happy with them with of it [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► just they don't do it you know what this [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► is it's like I don't explain it to you [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► but it's kind of like the days of the [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► Wright brothers it's like we're using [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► bicycles and her airplanes that's where [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► that's where we are right now if this if [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► if this Apple nostalgia for the early [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► days if it had been made it is that if [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► this mac thing had been made to look [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► like an apple 2e and i think i would be [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► very satisfied with it through think i [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► would be like well look at this it's so [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► quaint and quirky a friend add mr. [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► Hodgman was on Marc Maron's podcast [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► awhile back and there's a wonderful [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► quote I I don't understand how you come [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► up with something like that's without [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► writing it but i think it was John [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► nightmare but some one of them said I [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► nostalgia used to be better haha but the [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► sad part is instantly understood you [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► know what they met but you can't [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► understand don't know from nostalgia [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► yeah nostalgia Jesus everyone now [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► increase came out I was kind of torn [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► because I had had just kind of split [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► allegiance among the two cool guys on TV [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► that I followed closely the fonts and [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► yeah Arboretum [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► barberino right yeah but then Barbarino [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► was in he knows in Greece and so like [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► that the way that I found common ground [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► listed go into the bathroom and take a [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► giant scoop of Vaseline petroleum jelly [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► that you have that you guys had in your [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► my mom's of liberal woman I see actually [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► no part of that is accurate and that why [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► don't you ever put vaseline on your hair [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► I've never did it says easy it seemed so [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► straightforward you've got something it [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► doesn't look like when you look at [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► Fonzie you think he's probably got [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► Vaseline his heritage but he's putting a [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► greasy kids let's give all the things in [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► your Hall things go back in your mind [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► imagine a young John Robert going [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► through your home right now and you had [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► to create Fonzie hair of all the things [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► don't you think that's in like the point [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► five percent of things that would make [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► you look like you have phones here [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► well you would think that except that [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► you know my parents were a little bit [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► older [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► I'll see you know about like Brylcreem [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► or pc kid stuff [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► yeah so I actually went to my mom and [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► said how do you get your hair to do that [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► and she said oh can you be studying [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► she did she did say that but then she [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► said oh what you want is a vitalis and [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► so we all went to the drugstore longs [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► drugs in anchorage alaska and they're in [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► the men's grooming section in the in [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► this section you know pass the drug card [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► to our down where the where like only [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► old men shopped where you could buy [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► still buy a straight razor there was [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► vitalis you could buy it and i bought a [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► bottle of it which i still have I don't [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► think they go bad i have they don't [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► think I everybody i know you're not a [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► big bottle water fan but it's got an [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► expiration date on it [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► yeah I don't think my talent has ever [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► had an expiration date no and I still [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► have the exact bottle of italicized [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► bought in 1983 it is the duck there's [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► not a lot of vitalis left in it but i [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► still use it every once in awhile output [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► a little sprinkle of my talents in Miami [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► been the but the fact is that my mom was [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► that's not how you get on two hits it's [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► like it's mostly Hanukkah it's how is [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► there still fight Alice in there that's [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► right it's um it's a miracle [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► what is that Ellis it's how you get [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► Benny Goodman hair it's not how you get [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► fuzzy hair he's a good-looking guy but [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► my mom was in but she was one of those [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► in-between generation shoes that thing [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► you know she was 20 in the early fifties [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► so she still was licking her hair down [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► an old-fashioned way anyways don't have [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► this by Dallas wow so so you put [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► vaseline in your hair yeah it seems you [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► know and it's sometimes things I've [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► noticed about myself over the years one [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► thing I've noticed in the last five to [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► ten years is occasionally i use a little [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► bit of hair product you know like if I [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► want to like achieve a certain look I've [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► noticed that when I'm nervous I use a [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► little more than I should run you know [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► like you know like so we'll talk more [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► than they should when they're nervous i [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► use I use more hair product than I [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► should and that was wow you know that [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► you cut your own hair and you know the [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► problem of like I'm just gonna like even [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► these sides up [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► yeah and then pretty soon you click here [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► about be putting the you know electric [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► chair now and dad happened to me and so [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► I put in you know what seemed like I [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► remember hearing that phrase that broken [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► phrasal a little dab will do you [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► I did not have a standard for what a DAB [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► was but I thought is probably applicable [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► to this obviously applicable Vaseline [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► and then I needed more because i wasn't [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► getting the effect i wanted and pretty [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► soon I basically put lots of oil like [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► literally oil in my hand and it melts [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► once it's in your hair like yeah once it [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► once it gets into the 98.6 it gets real [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► comfortable the fact that it starts to [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► run down the back to America it was more [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► of an eye I can't in my head right now I [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► can't imagine at games hair look like [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► but haha i think if you're going if [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► somebody just knew enough about 18 you [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► would you have ashley and then my mom [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► was really really unhappy with me and so [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► I went in there and I and I wash my hair [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► and wash my hair again and I don't know [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► if you're from the hood TX that went on [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► water don't mix I but the my hair said [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► fuck you to the shower for days right at [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► least raise i look I look so bad i [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► looked like Larry Darryl Darryl I mean [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► it looks really really bad [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► yeah I'm sure you smelled like like a [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► refinery are you smelled like is [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► somebody dressed like West Texas [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► yeah well I mean I looked I looked I I [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► smelled like a dildo and look like a [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► serial killer mm it was miserable but I [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► didn't do that again [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► I learn more about stuff later but I [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► mean this is an ongoing problem for me [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► takes a long time [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► well I said before I have my whole life [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► especially as a and adults young adults [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► and older adult I always feel like that [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► somehow not gotten the manual like it [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► was just like I said my wife the other [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► day I always feel like somebody got like [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► a three page printout but what happened [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► was we were watching that house of cards [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► thing on netflix and we accidentally [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► skipped over a very important episode [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► and when the next one came on we were [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► like what happened so what do you do you [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► doubt yourself and you say oh I'm stupid [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► because I can't figure this out [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► obviously I wasn't paying attention i [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► was playing with my ipad i just need to [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► watch this more closely and the two [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► nights later [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► that's like well you know we missed an [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► incredibly important episode [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► yeah and that's how i feel i feel like [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► there was a three page handout that [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► would have made everything like [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► seventy-five percent better for me well [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► that's why we're doing this podcast is [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► like it is the three page handout for [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► the next generation but uh but you know [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► that my problem with grease he was the [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► movie was that I had a younger sister [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► who was actually more culturally aware [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► and more of a media consumer than I was [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► even at the age of ten she was eight and [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► I was 10 [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► your sister seems hip so she was very [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► hip like she could get the things that [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► you might try to dissect with the chart [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► like she could just grok that she got [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► him instantly so so I wanted to be as a [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► ten-year-old I wanted to be absorbed [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► into the greased universe and I wanted [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► to drive a hot-rod car that had a [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► Plexiglas you know by now that might in [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► the fullness of time flying to discuss [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► my flight into this guy I definitely [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► definitely a understood the appeal of [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► being a rocker girl but I also [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► understood the appeal of being a good [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► girl [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► I mean these are some of my models and I [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► wasn't sure whether I wanted to be a [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► good girl or a rocker girl but but I'm [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► but then my sister was like [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► seriously seriously heavily into Greece [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► and I I felt an obligation as her older [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► brother to be dismissive about it was [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► like the girl version of frantic [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► Frampton Comes Alive like every girl I [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► knew how to copy that soundtrack every [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► girl and my sister you know had it [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► memorized and she what she watched the [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► movie 25 times and she learned whatever [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► bad thing you're supposed to learn about [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► about being a Barbie dollar or whatever [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► whatever it is that people are mad at [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► Greece for but but uh but i wanted to [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► enjoy Greece I wanted to be an innocent [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► ten-year-old boy who loses his innocence [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► to I mean you know honestly i was i was [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► more in love with frenchie em ngu [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► stockard channing character [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► oh I was announced that the guy from [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► taxi that's the dude from taxi know and [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► i think it was Kenickie friend she was [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► the girl who wanted to be a she was the [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► beauty school dropout all right the girl [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► with the nose yeah bingo [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► she's a little break she was the seed so [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► she was so Julie and substitute so cute [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► and I you know and I didn't understand [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► why she wasn't the one she wasn't the [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► sex object of the film because olivia [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► newton-john she's fine she's cute but [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► she's a little plain compared to the [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► exotic everybody movie is obviously at [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► least 30 in retrospect well you start [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► eating like 645 totally but Stockard [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► Channing was foxy 2 i'm not i mean of [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► all the girls to GTV show after that and [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► I was attracted to her [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► yeah she'sshe's puckish partitions right [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► although I thought I felt her character [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► on the west wing with Chad thought she [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► was not supportive enough of the [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► president who [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► well no that's your job you're working [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► for the president you should be [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► extremely supportive really if you're [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► his wife and I mean I understand that [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► she's a she's a female empowerment [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► figure but come behind the man who is [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► the president is the president on my a [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► nice file card increase its real [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► straightforward it came out i think in [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► 1978 and I just have such a clear [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► recollection of this one family at our [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► church had gone and brought [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► their child to it and they walked out of [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► that they marched out of there in [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► complete and utter outrage in like the [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► first however many minutes like what [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► happens in the first minutes it doesn't [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► matter [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► like everything in fact we eat well I [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► think they're smoking and sass mouth and [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► like all things like if this is what [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► happens at the beginning of a PG movie [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► you know you put your hands over the [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► kids ears and you know out of here leave [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► the popcorn take the cannoli let's get [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► out of here [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► yeah and that was the thing is that was [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► the word that you heard with groove and [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► feeling was this grease was not where [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► people at wait a christian church should [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► be spending their time with their [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► children carys bad it might as well as [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► you know it was like the Holocaust or [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► people were dry humping people were [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► finger-banging oh yeah fingerbanged I [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► mean probably through the pants but uh [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► huh uh huh you know for a long time I i [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► was because of my very special things I [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► was very attracted to the weirdly the [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► disturbing sexy Olivia newton-john yeah [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► because I think that's what you're [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► supposed to do even that she seemed [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► really uncomfortable in her role [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► yeah it's like fake slutty girl of [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► course I was attracted to her but in [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► retrospect I gotta say the original the [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► one who should be your vitalis Olivia [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► newton-john in those spandex pants is a [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► little too bony I have to say huh [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► she's a little bony she's a little like [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► boy hipped yeah what about the word [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► about the don't want I really don't want [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► to know what what your special thing is [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► but what about the physical video now [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► come on boy that was that transitioned [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► into like I had a very very complicated [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► relationship with leg warmers and [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► headbands big ones and headbands [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► basically where the they were the ballot [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► that those were the boundary fences of [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► my whole young sex life right there was [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► there was a headband here and there were [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► late warmers there and everything [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► in-between was like well how did you get [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► there like a PPS in dmz yeah how did you [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► first know how to get the pants off with [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► their leg warmers guarding the approach [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► and I met I don't know what the headband [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► is for yeah but look like by that you [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► know that kicked up to get John McEnroe [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► and you're bored with the headbands I [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► think they really gonna kick that off [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► Olivia definitely carry that forward and [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► then Flashdance just blew that wide-open [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► think that I a flash I wasn't into [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► Flashdance I I have a confession to make [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► you know this is one of those weird [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► things that when I look back at it I [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► cannot know I cannot I cannot put myself [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► fully in my thirteen-year-old mind [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► because when i was 13 i could not think [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► of a more beautiful woman and Jamie Lee [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► Curtis who and then later 15 years later [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► when I in the fullness of time had come [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► to recognize that Jamie Lee Curtis was [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► kind of repulsive [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► oh I'd well I tried to get a shower and [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► Aphrodite and hope that didn't know your [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► opinion of a general or bad it's jay [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► normative that's what that's one of [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► those things like that they pumped a [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► gallon of semen out of Rod Stewart I [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► don't believe that izzy 8w spider eggs [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► but he here pop rocks and then drank a [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► coke and it turned into a gallon of [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► scene and that's why they charged in ten [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► thousand dollars for the cookie recipe [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► but I honestly my whole idea of like the [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► foxiest girl in the world was Jamie Lee [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► Curtis in trading places and now i [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► cannot i cannot get there i can not at [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► all you can that you don't have access [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► to that at all [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► I mean Jill st. John there's there was [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► never any question I can always go look [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► at Joe st. John and I can find exactly [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► what it was that I was thinking the [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► first time I saw Jolson job but I but [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► Jamie Lee it's just it's not the same [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► it's not the same for me anything like [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► you wouldn't be so vacuous as to say it [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► was just because you saw her boobies for [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► a second and then known before long [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► before I saw her boobies right she been [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► in you know what halloween and we should [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► either using 10 but I'm just saying like [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► I think she was in front of 13 [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► yes she did all these slasher films that [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► were really pop those are two like [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► canonical slasher films point being that [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► like her face was everywhere for teenage [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► boys like fangoria staring at you know [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► what I mean like she was some of our [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► youth [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► yeah she had that boyish haircut she had [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► the 1i like John I like bullish I come [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► snapping i really like bullish but now [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► now as proper as as it probably should [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► have been and Margaret in Tommy oh god [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► is 50 actually is actually the peak is [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► actually the you know she is the ER do [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► do enjoy the appearance of a more [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► womanly woman these days to I enjoy the [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► appearance of a more womanly woman I [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► don't wanna talk about this at all but [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► if we're going to talk about this let's [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► make it a continuum [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► I'm just making this up I still kind of [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► digesting dinner but if we have a [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► continuum that goes somewhere between [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe right [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► is that a fair one like because I want [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► yeah i mean that the cultural reference [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► because literally 50 60 years old [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► yes and and so is established like a [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► certain standard yeah well and the thing [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► is i can find many I can find you know I [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► know I got my other one [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► what about Carly Rae Jepsen and say ben [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► gibbard yeah haha i don't know what are [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► Carly Rae Jepsen is I keep seeing that [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► came and I could you mention that and I [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► googled it and I started playing her hit [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► song for my daughter and now she loves [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► it she wants the whole album [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► I feel like a Carly Rae Jepsen when I [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► when I hear that a hater nick name I [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► picture Punky Brewster my kind of sound [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► the same [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► yeah I picture somebody that's like [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► that's a little moon frye the play [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► trying years old [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► yeah I don't know but I did learn the [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► other day that the the woman who plays [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► the the blonde the narcissist on 30 rock [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► oh yeah Jenna you know she was the girl [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► with the side ponytail in National [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► Lampoon's Vacation my friend Michael [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► he's met one went on a date with her a [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► couple [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► months after that but yeah she lived in [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► New Jersey where he lived in a they went [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► to a carnival together and she was [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► already a movie star [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► well you know vacation you know yeah one [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► of the great films of the last 40 years [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► can help you with that Eddie please [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► remember her health her up real tomato [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► catch him nothing but the best Clark [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► I've never seen it [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► oh so the party's going to work with 140 [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► come on really [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► oh wow no no this is the beauty of [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► having cable basic cable plus showtime [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► and HBO is there are so many so I'm [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► coming back to something here is that [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► there's so many movies that i have seen [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► I saw stripes six times in a month and a [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► half and at that age when I had [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► retention I mean either still lines to [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► this day that are you know lighten up [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► francis like they're still lines from [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► the movie that are just you know it just [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► just implanted in my brain kids a little [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► younger than us had like a VHS player to [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► watch their favorite movie over and over [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► but you don't mean like for me like [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► sitting in the dark when I'm not [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► supposed to be watching TV like watching [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► escape from new york an alien like made [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► such an impression on me my god me too [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► and in spite of that fact i still i [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► could not even the first time through [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► could not stand the movie Porky's it was [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► so dumb pretty overrated i was just [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► watching it to see the shower shower [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► scene you but uh but even then even at [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► the impressionable age when I was the [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► target audience for that film it was too [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► dumb to dump to believe it's not a well [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► made movie [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► no I think it's done canada like you [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► well soon see that figures have said but [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► like you say I i watched stripes and [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► escape from new york and national [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► lampoon's vacation i would watch them [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► over and over and over and over [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► well you remember I mean until recently [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► you would still get this in hotel rooms [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► we get that little booklet like a little [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► bit like a three by five card that [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► little like shiny booklet with all like [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► what's on HBO at what times I think you [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► still get that in hotel rooms it's just [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► that you have no talent retention yeah [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► you no longer touch anything in your [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► hotel room so it's still there if you [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► were willing to put your hands on this [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► the spine is bent to cinemax after dark [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► I you know I was enough to tell not very [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► long ago and uh and I was a you know I [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► of course I put my remote in a plastic [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► bag that you did and then I'm sitting [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► and i'm scrolling through and I was like [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► you know what maybe I'm gonna lie i've [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► been through the channels 15 times [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► there's nothing on except like yeah II [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► entertainmenttelevision dubbed into [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► german and so I'm going to maybe i'll go [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► watch a first-run movie so I go over and [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► i'm scrolling through the the ads for [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► the first run movies I'm like now this [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► is garbage too and then i think maybe i [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► launched an adult movie like a so you [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► pay for it [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► yeah so I go over to the adult movie [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► menu and you and i'm scrolling through [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► and it's all the same stuff it's just [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► like yeah cheerleaders babysitter's [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► scroll Scroll scroll and then I realize [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► these fucking things are $25 yeah $25 to [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► watch an adult movie in the privacy of [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► your hotel room and it was like they're [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► not that good [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► $25 yeah $25 I could go down I could go [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► down to the nearest mcdonalds plus a [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► 20-percent service charge give me I [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► could meet a couple I could meet a [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► couple of girls right for 25 bucks by [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► them both their dinner sitting up in a [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► motel paid $25 you know back in the old [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► days do with HBO you would you could [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► potentially see one of those porn movies [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► where all the good stuff had been edited [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► yes which is plenty for me is that right [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► you're certain you're pretty soft very [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► soft scale you know I freely I've really [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► gone off the rails in the last 30 years [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► but back then sure you're looking for me [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► man I i could break a pair of jeans with [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► ZZ Top video you know sort of salad days [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► when I was that when I was a teenager I [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► mean I i would get off looking at [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► looking at skiwear catalogs I'll of [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► cattle box know like oh my god that that [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► puffy jacket is son you know puffy [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► jackets are a thing [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► not recently i did not know this but [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► puffy jackets are somebody special thing [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► what you're saying it's a sex thing it's [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► a sexy thing yeah feat jackets jackets [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah um boy one time I said why are [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► we talking about this [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► I want to say probably about 1982 like [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► right right at the worst considerable [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► time somebody the this is back of course [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► when the postal service was was useful [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► and incompetent with the band [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► mhm yeah I like that new song by the way [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► you know there's no Melanie tell Marilyn [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► Monroe I like it [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► they're playing a bunch of shows they're [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► so good i went back to that record so [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► good ok this out [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► um I don't know how this happened [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► because remember male used to be like a [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► real thing you didn't get other people's [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► mail half of our mail at our house is [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► someone else's man which leads me to [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► believe you know is a good job very re [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► remember that movie you can always get a [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► job at the postal service [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► Oh was that it is not blowing your mind [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► bad as a pull quote well whatever you [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► know I'm gonna let that sit I'm gonna [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► let that sit like a search [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► there's always work at the postal [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► service they brought somebody else's [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► victoria's secret catalog to your house [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► you are home I'd never heard of Victoria [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► I didn't know what her secret was an [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► online hell was this one little pile of [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► shiny paper changed everything because [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► it's worried that you understand where [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► we're right we're right in the pocket [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► for like the ZZ Top era i'm pretty sure [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► that I got the first-ever victoria [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► secret channel it you got it bagged and [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► boarded you get outside the comment you [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► can you keep it somewhere special [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► Oh bagged and boarded i get that [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► reference yeah like they didn't want oh [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► no I don't have it now but when you're [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► saying that those go back to 83 I don't [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► think that's true yeah yeah i mean like [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► Victoria's Secret like was the thing in [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► malls by the time i was in college but [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► back then like you know what [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► years later I would acquire like a [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► fredericks of hollywood it was really [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► gross [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► it was obviously like like trailer-park [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► garter belts by the way those kids are [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► great and if you heard him right now [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► wave but at ya boy I just [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► I that was a very very special companion [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► for me [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► yeah the I knew what was on each page [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► I mean I can come up with like a running [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► order the early models in the Victoria's [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► Secret catalog oh this is another this [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► is part of the jamie lee curtis problem [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► yeah i'm not sure if i went back i'm not [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► sure if i went back and looked at an [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► early victoria secret whether it would [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► seem mundane to me at the time of course [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► it was like it was a blaze the trail [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► through the forest of my mind it was [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► like a mystic Manor it just showed up [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► there was a there was a there there [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► little really was a spot on the back [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► page of like some ski magazine there was [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► a an advertisement for obermeyer skiwear [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► I'm talking now same it's a mare 82 [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► maybe obermeyer and that it was a [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► picture of a girl wearing an over Meyer [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► ski jacket and she was so beautiful and [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► the idea that she was also a skier [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► really made a made a connection with me [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► because the skinny girls that I knew [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► that where skiers I mean most of the [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► people I knew who are scared for girls [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► because they were there and our ski club [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► via the girls team was very competitive [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► and a lot of the lot of the girls that I [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► was in love with as a teenager where [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► these these really mean mean rich ski [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► girls that's enough jackets puffy [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► jackets and they always had every season [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► they had brand new skis and brand new [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► polls brand new ski pants and I was kind [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► of like I was already so sort of you [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► know she lumpin my way through trying to [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► get by on some it's right so 33 year-old [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► so you know spider ski jacket with a [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► flight suit underneath it and and anyway [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► this obermeyer ski girl she looked out [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► of the back page of this ski magazine at [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► me with laser beam eyes and it was the [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► type of thing where I i seriously kept [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► at Ski Magazine like under my bed so [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► that i could just and I wasn't even it's [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► not like i was jacking off or anything i [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► would just take it out would take the [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► magazine out and I would just stare at [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► this picture [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► tender John for hours at a time and I [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► don't even think I was imagining [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► scenarios with her it's not like i was [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► saying and then we went to zermatt and [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► we were skiing on the piste like I was [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► just looking at her I was just looking [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► at her face for hours at a time [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► wondering what it was wondering you know [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► even you are working at a pretty high [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► level [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► well I was wondering i love with storage [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► on if we were ever going to meet in a [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► train station somewhere like and I'm not [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► sure I'm not sure if I could go back and [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► you know if I found that picture that [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► girl whether she was now she would [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► probably look like a teenage girl [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► because that's what she was but now you [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► you shouldn't you should let that be [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► special [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► you're really not every yeah I mean it's [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► a yeah you don't want to revisit that I [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► mean look what look what happened Jamie [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► Lee Curtis she's still a handsome woman [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► yeah that's true but he's not your [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► special thing not so special anymore i [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► wish i could have kept her and trading [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► places it once again trading places it [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► comes up [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► there's always work at the post office [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► Hollywood shuffle it is that rather [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► Robert Townsend maybe yes [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► remember remember the impact that film [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► had i but i don't think i've actually [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► side what really seriously yeah it was [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► good movie was around the time i was in [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► college was so I had a pretty uneven had [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► very uneven exposure to think there was [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► something that I was way way over [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► exposed to and then other things like he [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► was like about Star Trek Star Trek new [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► generation and you know as you know I'm [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► not like a big star trek fan so I didn't [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► make the time to seek it out and didn't [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► have it the country so you know what i [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► mean like i say it was just so many [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► things from that time that you know it's [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► just I i have this like black hole in my [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► memory for those things I should've seen [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► it that probably now he finds that on [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► his kind of credit cards i know it was [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► like it was like a as much stone it was [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► a touchdown it was a it was a earth [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► shatter a breaker [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► what's he doing now you think he's [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► working for the post office but i don't [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► know probably what are any of us doing [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► now that's a good point i watch the [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► beginning but that my point being that [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► one of those movies was a mission to the [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► program recently but Sigourney Weaver an [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► alien [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► that very very and it just a beginning [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► sorry for myself but beginning to end [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► and out standing movie I watched it the [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► three nights ago it's still so good but [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► then like Boise are in her underwear and [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► she was right in my wheelhouse is not [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► oh yes that's true you you do have a [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► Sigourney Weaver well in like another [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► program are watching now with that that [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► girl from Felicity she plays a russian [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► spy on this TV show we watch now and [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► she's just right in the pocket [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► yeah I don't have anything against you [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► know girls who look like women but but [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► but I i think i think i do like a like a [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► boyish pixie ish something [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► yeah I ipads ipods often ladies its [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► opponent was never I i am number two [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► she's hard she's hard that's right it's [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► hard without without being a break [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► she's hard and on her break what's a [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► canonical celebrity her break for you [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► like when you think about when you think [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► about what you're looking for assuming [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► that you know she could get the right [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► you know haircut and combat boots like [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► what give me a sense of if you're a [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► firefighter in the in the police station [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► and we had to draw a composite sketch of [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► your idea Lewis get my sense of how you [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► can tell you exactly and it happened and [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► it didn't actually you did you wouldn't [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► have to go [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► you would have to go far from a police [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► station because the archetype slice know [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► Jennifer Grey in ferris bueller's day [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► off if you've got to be kidding me no [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► are you kidding me she's the hottest of [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► the hottest at Sloan Jennifer Grey in [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► the police station with Charlie Sheen [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► with Charlie Sheen and he is flirting [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► with her just as she is not having it [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► but that feeling but then she she she [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► starts to melt [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► oh my god jennifer grey and then you [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► know of course when Jennifer Grey [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► appeared in dirty dancing movie i have [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► never seen I never seen all the way [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► through i started because i like Jerry [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► Orbach well I didn't even know he was in [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► it but I movie I've never seen but i [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► have watched the highlight reel of her [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► dancing [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► a few times because jennifer grey [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► jennifer grey jennifer grey prinos job [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► super foxy Jennifer great post nose job [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► one of those amazing situation she had [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► she had a chat and nose job and it is [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► like she disappeared from the earth she [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► she's up there for me in there's this [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► weird Venn diagram of people who had [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► like unimpeachably successful cosmetic [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► surgery and I'm actually look better or [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► worse but she looked I mean she didn't [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► look like she had plastic surgery if you [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► had no matter before a great job but [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► I've never i don't think i've seen many [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► people with successful plastic-surgery [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► that look more different and all the [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► changes her nose she was she really i [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► mean seriously when that happens and [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► people showing those photos like there's [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► no way there's no way that's the girl [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► from Ferris Bueller and you remember [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► shield her whole face completely [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► different [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► yeah she got a really great super [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► high-quality expensive professional nose [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► job and she became the plainest looking [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► Albia very pretty girl she looks like [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► the prettiest girl in like a like the [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► traffic traffic class like if you went [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► had to like work off a ticket by going [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► to traffic school and there's the girl [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► across the room and you'd be like oh [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► she's really wow she's she knows how to [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► speed [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► I'll try and sit by her butt but not [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► that she's a movie star anymore and I [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► don't know what you're actually going to [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► impugn jennifer grey either way I have [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► never met the woman but you know nice [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► lady [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► you know it's a lot like indie rock [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► people are always stampeding to get rid [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► of the thing they still haven't realized [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► makes them special [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► yeah you can people can't wait to get to [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► the middle of the curve at least in my [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► opinion you know what I mean like you [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► can't wait for people can't wait for us [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► to find somebody who will shave all of [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► the edges that made them interesting [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► that's why i religiously don't exercise [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► as they had the same conversation today [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► if I got to be super fit [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► I think I would lose a big part of what [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► makes me so cuddly and lovable [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► Oh John in so many ways I mean just [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► think about how much time you would lose [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► over your brooding and you're steaming [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► organizing you do a lot of organizing [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► and moving around right yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► well if these men who spent three hours [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► a day at the gym that the [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► just gonna all go to shit here's the [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► thing about super-fit guys that I don't [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► quite understand this [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► why do they look so clammy like what I [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► mean like super fit guys all its it you [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► can towel them a thousand times and [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► never wipe the sweat all the way off [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► like they seem to have like some time [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► machine [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► yeah they seem clammy and like covered [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► with the kind of like greasy moisture [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► but but it's but they're dry like they [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► look like that even in a tuxedo [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► maybe it's endorphins endorphins make [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► you look make your skin look reason that [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► scientist John alright alright well see [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► that's what I don't want I don't want [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► now the natural sort of flat coloring [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► the natural dryness of my skin and I [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► mean okay with driving a step Rock flaky [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► like appealing lack of bc moisture on my [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► skin I don't want to sacrifice that just [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► kind of whitish sweater weather look [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► like somebody who's who's cheeks are [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► little pink from it's hard to tell [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► whether it's a cold wind or the gym [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► journalist the exhibit the exertion of [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► walking up a flight of stairs [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► yeah but I don't want to I don't want to [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► trade that in for some kind of like a [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► like Vaseline layer between me and the [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► world is that one of those body the [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► stages for you have one of those body [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► things like the Michael Jackson disease [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► where they think that looks good [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► they must not have any control over it [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► right but I mean maybe maybe they think [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► that's maybe something's happened to [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► their chemistry and they got that Karen [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► Carpenter thing and they think they look [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► at most looks good [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah I think that's it well I think [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► what happens is their skin becomes [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► translucent because like slightly [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► translucent because the pigment that [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► used to be a used to make their skin [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► like look solid who was redirected [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► somewhere to like to replace the [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► necessary facts that the various ya like [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► it like as their balls shrink up into [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► their body the pigment from their skin [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► when has to go down and fill them back [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► up [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► enough that you know that they don't [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► create like a like a problem imprint [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► impaction I can't believe you never went [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► to medical school it's astonishing [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► because i had coffee with the guy this [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► morning that I mostly just know from you [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► no internet stuff in really nice guy but [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► with with just a complete lack of irony [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► he asked me what kind of workout i do [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► what do you even lift a lift [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► well I I walk around the corner to my [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► office and sometimes then I walk home [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► and that's a pill [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► uh yeah now that I mean that's a city [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► block that's not even a small block [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► right given up the hill it's a hell of a [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► workout something that's a long walk [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► you got you got a blast effects or [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► something you're my favorite eighties [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► television personality i'm gonna i'm [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► gonna you were in college at this time I [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► don't know [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► no I'm sure I can phonetically follow [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► along but it was Kevin seal [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► oh sure that like yellow team stone on [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► MTV right [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► mtv in two hundred twenty minutes what [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► he did he did he did on in 20 minutes [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► he did a bit headbangers ball for a [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► while but he was MTV is like fun [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► stoned slacker vijay the first one that [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► wasn't the first one that wasn't like [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► some some radio DJ the day plucked and [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► made into a VJ really seem not like a [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► pro yeah he was a guy that they did a [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► Talent Search and he showed up and he [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► was like hey whats up guys [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► the that may said for whatever reason [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► this guy with the superstone dies is our [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► new Vijay and when he appeared on the [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► MTV tea but when he appeared on the [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► screen the first time I was sitting in [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► front of the you know sitting in my [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► lounge my Barcalounger completely baked [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► drinking Schmidt beer and this guy shows [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► up on the screen and it's like I'm [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► looking into a mirror [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► here's the guy that got the job that I [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► wanted to [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► and yet I couldn't hate him because he [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► was so amazing implicating yourself it [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► would be like hating the successful [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► version of yourself thoroughly like [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► hating myself and I watched you guys I [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► mean I got to the point where I had no [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► interest in watching MTV unless Kevin [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► seal was on and then i would just sit [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► and laugh and laugh and laugh at me and [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► I had such a different reaction may I [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► mean I didn't dislike him but like he [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► always seemed a little affected to me [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► yeah right effective because he was [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► baked in this formula Julia was that [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► really i'm pretty sure it was pretty big [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► I was baked and he seemed legit and yeah [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► we're when you're really baked you can [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► tell when somebody else's picture called [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► big baby daughter she got that yeah a [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► little shy one session was just rolling [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► on the floor everything everything out [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► of this guy's about one time he comes [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► home and he says he says you know Eddie [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► Van Halen and valerie bertinelli um you [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► know they've been married for like ten [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► years already and I'm trying to imagine [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► what they talked about and I just I just [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► picture them at home just going like [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► cuckoo cuckoo and he starts doing the [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► hand puppets of valerie bertinelli and [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► eddie van halen like cooing at each [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► other and I i actually feed and it was [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► and it might be because i was incredibly [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► bake [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► yeah i think that things he was speaking [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► a certain kind of truth to you he was [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► speaking he was speaking truth to power [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► and you know and he was cracking himself [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► up i wouldn't be surprised if he peed a [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► little [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► that was the heyday of television for me [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► yeah we can never go back to that now [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► let's see it now we're back and I mean [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► back in a warm pool of nostalgia [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► yeah you're you remember when nostalgia [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► really meant something yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► y'all so nothing for Jamie Lee Curtis [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► she wants to make sure its children's [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► books now we've got one of her [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► children's books and feel like there's [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► there's something has been lost and it [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► and it happened in me it's not anything [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► it's not anything to do with Jamie Lee [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► fish called wanda still very much [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► very should watch that is it still good [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► all right well I imagine is good you [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► know the the the drama that john cleese [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► brings to the proceedings seriousness of [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► his character i think is the tent pole [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► that holds the whole thing up everybody [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► else is doing broad forest but he [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► pleases bringing real pay those I think [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► Kevin clients pretty creating that he's [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► amazing but it's not a subtle roll now [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► now it's very private very private john [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► cleese is such an interesting character [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► in general and you know he's become well [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► over the years I mean he's I feel [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► certain residents with him because he's [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► made his own career out of being broken [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► in public in some ways you know what I [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► mean I really admire the fact that he's [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► you know he's he's all I mean part of [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► what he brought the money Python was all [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► of this ridiculous rage yet you brought [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► so much rage you know but very smart [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► rage but and then by the time you get to [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► Fawlty Towers it's the time I mean you [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► know i guess i guess he went through a [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► lot of stuff and he got into therapy and [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► stuff and now he's kind of a big thinker [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► about this stuff but you know there's [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► there's something really resident about [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► his character in that movie you know [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► it's just it's weird to be such a [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► combination of like angry and you know [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► fawning click Lisa's one of those people [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► that that I feel like he's kinda like [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► Pete Townsend in the in the sense that [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► the first time I ever laid eyes on him [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► before he ever did a comedy like the [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► when he arrived on the screen the first [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► time I ever saw him he was the star of [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► the show to me and I loved him you know [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► like the first time I ever saw Pete [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► Townsend before i ever saw him do [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► anything he was the star of the [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► photograph and I knew that I loved him [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► and there are those people in the world [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► where you just you see them and you know [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► that they that they are the one you love [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► and you kind of follow them anywhere [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► like why would John Cleese in a cast of [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► geniuses like [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► like Python why is click the star and he [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► is you know police is the star in a in a [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► democracy of of geniuses and it's [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► because he has this like supernatural [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► power I remember when I was a little kid [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► my dad started a college in Alaska what [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► he started a college for native guys [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► like Eskimo guys who were at the time [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► kind of being underserved by the [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► university of alaska and my dad started [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► this this can t Qing it was like it like [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► a teacher's college called the Pacific [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► Rim it not university but like it was [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► called pacific rim and it was a he [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► rented classrooms at alaska pacific [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► university and he was giving he had [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► hired teachers I mean I was like six [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► years old five years old and barely [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► remember what he was doing and then and [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► now looking back at it I cannot imagine [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► what he thought he was doing but he had [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► these classrooms full of guys in and [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► that work you know they were that was a [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► time in Alaska when a lot of young guys [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► were coming to Anchorage from the [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► villages and they they were having a [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► hard time coping with city life and my [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► dad had this idea he was going to start [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► this school I remember walking into a [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► classroom one time and they were like 40 [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► guys in there they're all between the [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► ages of like 17 and 24 and they were all [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► Native Alaskans [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► and they were in this class and somebody [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► was lecturing them about you know how to [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► make some make the transition i remember [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► what that what the class was about but I [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► walked in and I was a little little [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► teeny kid and there was a guy in the [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► middle of the room just sitting in a [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► desk like any one of the 40 guys and I [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► just went to him and he was he was just [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► a young guy like any other and he was [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► kind of like oh hey kid you know and and [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► everybody laughed like a little blonde [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► boy just kind of walked across the room [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► beeline for this guy and I stood I [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► stayed with him all day and my dad was [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► off doing stuff and he didn't know you [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► know he was just like okay well I guess [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► you're watching the kid [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► well I go do whatever it is I'm gonna go [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► do you have to my dad probably left [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► campus and went on a date but I spent I [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► spent all day a just like glued to this [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► guy and my sister was with me and chief [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► she was there with like the two of us [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► and she was for the two of us were just [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► glued to this guy and at the end of the [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► day when it was time to for a time for [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► him to go like they had to pry us away [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► from him and it's not that he ever said [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► anything to us he did not back into us [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► it was just that this guy was we knew [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► when walking in the room i still [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► remember the feeling that he was up that [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► he was a kind of royalty [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► he was a prince and I wanted to be I [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► wanted to be with him I wanted to follow [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► him and and he was a deal was just a [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► dumb teenager like his reaction to us [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► was like huh [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► I don't know what this is all about I [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► don't know what these kids want but he [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► was kind to us all day [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► it's just that we knew that he was [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► somebody special and I don't know [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► ever happened to him but uh but every [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► once in awhile in life you see these [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► people these magic people think John [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► places one where it she and he walked [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► onto the set and it was just like the [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► star right you know and and I think he's [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► I think he's born that out right [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► yeah and I mean I grew up thinking about [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► what you said that cuz I just definitely [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► people like that in my own life where [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► for reasons I cannot explain it was not [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► it was not sexually was not intellectual [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► it was not familial for no reason that I [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► can quite put my finger on there were [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► certain people that I was just I was [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► incredibly IC attracted to but you know [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► what i mean like magnetized to that I [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► just want to be around all the time [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► yeah like I want a piece of you go on a [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► piece of whatever your thing is you know [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► kid karisma maybe one way anything but I [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► mean I I don't even remember I mean I'm [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► obviously I'm trying to recall something [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► that happened to me when I was five but [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► i don't remember this guy particularly [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► doing anything was executed for he says [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► that he's a teenager it sounds like you [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► know it wasn't like he was smooth or [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► anything no I mean he had had it was the [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► early seventies so he had kinda long [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► black hair and he was wearing an army [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► jacket but but half the guys in the room [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► met description it was just that he was [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► like you said he was magnetic in some [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► way that at that young age I had no [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► filter had no social filter that kept me [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► from just saying oh well that's the guy [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► want to stand next to and you know you [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► think about all the social mean half of [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► half of growing up is learning to [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► implement social filters that keep you [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► from making that terrible tragic error [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► later in life [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► okay here like walking up to something [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► like can I help you [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► oh uh yeah I yeah I just wanted to come [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► stand by you don't really know why that [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► is a life you know just sit here all day [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► is obsession we're gonna do you think [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► it's alright it's not sexual learn [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► things that the sexual or just met [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► magnetic this is that there's a little [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► boy like that at my daughter school who [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► I mean it goes beyond a crush like his [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► feelings for my daughter are on like [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► this other level and it's it's really [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► weird like he always wants to like we're [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► getting ready to go he went to like [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► bring her things and talk about our [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► house he sees an adopted kid from from [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► china is like to learn English in like [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► the last nine months like amazingly fast [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► he's a fantastic like smart swell little [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► kid and like he just cannot get enough [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► of my daughter you know what i mean but [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► I there's been so many people in my life [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► like that you know and you you can't [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► explain it and you look back and like [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► right now I can hear you almost kind of [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► struggling to describe from hearing [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► right struggling to describe what it [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► could possibly have been about this [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► person [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► yeah you found some magnetic yeah and [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► and what's what's what's astonishing is [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► that it's entirely possible that he went [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► back to his village and got a job [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► pumping gas at the airport and now he is [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► 60 years old he's lucky he's lucky he's [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► six years old and easy might be sitting [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► on an overturned Apple crate watching [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► rachel maddow on a on a settlement TV [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► like it's not necessarily so that [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► anything amazing happened to this guy [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► right there that he became like the [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► leader of his people or anything he [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► could just be a god [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► yeah that's the thing it isn't like I've [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► met famous people and it isn't that [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► often that you meet somebody and they [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► really are just a completely [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► incandescent personality i know that [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► there are people like that although [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► Barbarino Barbarino had that effect [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► right the first time [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► welcome back kotter came on and i was [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► obvious and it scanned the cameras scan [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► of the room you're like who's the Goomba [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► I like Ron Palillo and Robert edges [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► where we're definitely disappear actors [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► question you can tell they came from [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► like a like Shakespeare background [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► interactive absolutely hundred percent [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► uh huh [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► Shakespeare Shakespeare actors channel [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► numbers that show dragged on way too [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► long and and and then Barbarino left and [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► they brought in that one guy who was [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► always the replacement guy on TV shows [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► he didn't have his on happy days [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► the blond guy Skippy or whatever and [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► you're not the one of the big glasses uh [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► little kid that it showed up on happy [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► days [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► no no scrappy-doo yeah I think cousin [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► Oliver [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► a caller ya cousin Oliver yeah where [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► does about Colby cousin Oliver showed up [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► on happy days right yeah of course he [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► did robbie rist retired punk rocker now [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► where they're shown set in 1954 suddenly [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► had a kid with the John Denver haircut [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► and like point extra class alright let [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► me start over [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► um but good remember there's a very like [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► a very special episode about her shack [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► one ever was i don't think it was [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► something about her just me all all very [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► special episodes go through different [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► strokes but always back to all in the [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► family so I can't remember if it's like [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► menopause or or rape or race but it was [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► something there's something with Paula [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► Trump allows character they were they [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► explored Shakespearean background book [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► see I don't need a Soviet the station [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► gentle his condition thought the funds [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► is another one like I'm really notice [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► where I cannot return in my mind to a [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► time when the funds i cannot remember i [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► cannot get back into the headspace where [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► the funds was the coolest thing in the [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► universe because i have i have enough [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► exposure to Henry Winkler and what I [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► like like a soft like a sauce [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► starting with the michael keaton movie [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► but the night shift [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► oh god no how about this you remember [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► when Diane was on there what's her name [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► Sally Struthers Johnny Martin what's [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► your home like oh yeah I am a doctor but [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► yea shoes is pretty cute in that mija [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► again but against small cup little boy [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► top but I was I was dunno you know who [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► you know who is another one of my TV [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► hotties Markie Post i'll come on i care [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► i wrote I wrote night one of my very [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► first song I ever wrote had Markie Post [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► in it [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► okay yeah a little poser is political [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► song it was it was it was about the [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► apparent differences between us and the [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► Soviets well your songs have a lot of [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► lyrics in them is very political John if [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► you're looking to squeeze Markie Post [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► into there was a kind of Russians love [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► their children to know there was very [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► little yoga or Tantrism it was but it [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► was a it was a you [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► not Dylan ripoff but it was one of those [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► kind of like you know simple dessert [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► every kind of Paul Simon ish you have to [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► like listen songs you know i do any [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► market post yeah no no back to Night [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► Court when you're not my quilt but uh [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► was denied a nation that shift [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► yeah when that movie came out it was [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► really the first film Henry Winkler was [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► going to do after every shot graphical [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► know he'd been in the one where he was a [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► pro wrestler with a worm farm because i [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► called the world's biggest loser what [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► was that one movie remember that one is [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► big like well of course Lords of [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► Flatbush so as you know the Flatbush in [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► 1974 with it so that her sir [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► no he wasn't Lords of Flatbush remember [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► i still remember the TV at the logs up [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► that package that posh posh PG cutting [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► all this out lawyer big square pegs said [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► we're square pegs that was a good show [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► right now boy that she had she had a [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► serious proportionally giant nose at [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► that time did I thought she was totally [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► cute i found her very attractive to [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► thank you and tell them you felt totally [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► different head lots of flowers little [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► differently her head [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► i Henry England's 1974 and that's kind [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► of where they came up with the funny [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► character which as you know in season [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► one was going to be this kind of minor [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► character people loved him so much etc [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► but Henry Winkler sport I'm so sorry we [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► know I but always came about my eye i [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► just recently tweeted a little thing [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► about pinky Tuscadero oh my god and her [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► sister leather leather together in the [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► states from other than what I what I [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► discovered through the miracle of [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► crowdsourcing because I was like [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► whatever happened to picu Tuscadero that [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► was a that was a pre models in your [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► Larry King spits it was great [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► Larry King spits it was great [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► listen maybe later I'll get it give me a [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► minute what's the name of that but [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► through the miracle of crowdsourcing you [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► go people told me the whole story you [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► know is she paralyzed [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► no is it an undecided go to verify my [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► thought is another side of the mountain [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► thing like she got the matcha crunch and [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► now she's in a chair [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► no it was a it was a situation where [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► they loved that the audience response [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► was so positive to pinky Tuscadero that [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► they they they were going to make her a [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► major character in the next season and [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► all the promo ads in the offseason for [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► the upcoming season of happy days they [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► were really selling pinky Tuscadero well [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► she's in all the ads and she's going to [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► be a big part of the show you want more [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► money [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► no it turned out nobody liked her aight [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► anything couldn't stand by the cast [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► couldn't get along with the cast and the [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► director she was like she was she was [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► hard to get along with and so they wrote [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► her out of the show and apparently more [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► very recently she like she got sentenced [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► sent to jail because she she fired a [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► shotgun into her neighbors she I guess [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► she her neighbor's car alarm was going [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► off she probably has her reasons she [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► fired a shotgun [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► she shot her neighbors called pinky [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► testing here I'm big it doesn't fucking [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► there now see the poor thing now that's [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► our file card on her like that was a [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► thing she did for a few months in the [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► seventies [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► yeah but but that's something that's [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► because you don't don't you feel lucky [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► that there was that there was no YouTube [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► then I mean like that that poor lady she [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► got lucky enough Garry Marshall like [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► said hey put this lady on the show let's [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► bring her in [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► yeah and and now she's pinky Tuscadero [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► well but but but the thing that really [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► resonated with me was that at that stage [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► in her life how old she must've been 23 [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► she gets she gets cast in the role of [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► the tough girl in the in the pink satin [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► jacket on the number one TV show in the [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► country and for whatever reason either [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► she's a little crazy or she doesn't [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► understand how the world works and I've [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► seen this happen a million times [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► she doesn't understand how the world [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► works and she acts bigger than her [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► actual station you know she I'm sure she [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► was she was being lame around the cast [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► and she didn't realize that she wasn't a [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► big star yet and that it was not [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► appropriate for her to be a jerk and she [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► blew it and she got written out of the [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► show right-handed pinch forever after [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► she's a footnote and you know and you [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► think about like this person at 23 years [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► old making what at i mean i can i can [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► put myself back in my 23-year old mind [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► and recall a time when I thought that [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► success meant that I would be able to be [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► a jerk to people and no one could be mad [TS]

01:02:52 ◼   ► at me because I was successful [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► like I legitimately suffered through a [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► long period of feeling like the the [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► reason to get successful but then you [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► would not have to be nice but that was [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► that was the only appeal it was not [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► money it was nice to him on the way up [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► because you're gonna meet again when [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► you're on the way down [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► yeah and i would rather hear those at [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► people would say things like that to me [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► and I'd be like that's just because you [TS]

01:03:14 ◼   ► know you're not famous enough yet you [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► don't know Marlon Brando didn't have to [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► be nice to anybody right well you know [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► it's not like Robert De Niro has to be [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► nice to anybody almost there up [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► apparently the narrow is nice to people [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► although God knows why I think he's a [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► little goofy probably well okay 10 and [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► it was it was only it was only after [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► many many years of not being successful [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► then I realized that I needed to learn [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► to be nice to people just out of this [TS]

01:03:39 ◼   ► kind of a recent variation that's a [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► fairly recent thing for you isn't it [TS]

01:03:43 ◼   ► well last 10 years i was 30 years old [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► and still not entirely convinced that i [TS]

01:03:47 ◼   ► needed to be nice to people you want [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► that nice when I met you [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► well you know long as I have known you [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► would let me just get a 69 now to 69 [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► years old so how old was she in 1975 I [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► can't do the math me neither [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► she's born 43 so she would have been 32 [TS]

01:04:07 ◼   ► something like that is the picture on [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► her i'm sorry i did i did look at [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► wikipedia [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► picture for with the henry winkler 1976 [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► I'm sorry you have heard me make a [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► little noise a couple minutes ago [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► let me see if i can find this on october [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► twenty seven two thousand she was [TS]

01:04:23 ◼   ► sentenced to 120 days in jail after [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► pleading no contest to charges stemming [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► from an August 22,000 arrest for hitting [TS]

01:04:30 ◼   ► a man with her cane haha thinking mr. [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► Garrow that's it for example can I [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► wonder if it's a sword came but listen [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► if anybody's listening to this program [TS]

01:04:42 ◼   ► and you want to get me a gift sword cane [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah yeah I worry about these [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► things I worry about the determination [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► all of these things John I i was [TS]

01:04:57 ◼   ► thinking I was thinking I was thinking [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► of an event not that long ago where I [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► was mean to somebody and I was like I [TS]

01:05:04 ◼   ► was mean to somebody i'm still being [TS]