Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► hello I John hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► good my got my settings all screwed up [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► here i have to adjust my settings check [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► the little music [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► yeah your presence setting adjustment [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► music i can do that in it and then I was [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► at an architectural salvage yard the [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► other day [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► of course you are and I was digging [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► through some bins and there was a whole [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► bin of old old headphones like you would [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► see you would see in a secretarial pool [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► or a library you know like that funds [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► were used in in the library [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► Oh with the like plasticky cheap not [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► very useful padding correct and I was I [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► was digging through these headphones and [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► I noticed that they had written on them [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► in in black pen the name of my childhood [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► elementary school I said sunset on them [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► all of them i was looking through my was [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► like sunset sunset that couldn't be [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► sunset elementary and I walked up to the [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► to the gala counter and I was like are [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► these did you guys do a salvaged from an [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► old elementary school and she said oh [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► you have some elementary school up in [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► shoreline and I realized these were the [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► headphones these were the actual [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► headphones in the library of the [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► elementary school I went to when I was a [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► little kid and lived in seattle so i [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► bought them all and now I have all of [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► these headphones you you might have [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► watched the the world at war with this [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► on your head [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► absolutely i watched microfiche i [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► watched film strips i want to knows what [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► I I probably took French lessons anyway [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► so i bought these headphones because i [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► was so excited to have the you know have [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► the real a real artifact of that of that [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► school and of course they're terrible [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► headphones [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► that's no reason that that you know the [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► Chinese beat us to the moon [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► we were listening to stuff on these [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► terrible to any headphones [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► well the fidelity is a you know not [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► completely up to snuff they're probably [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► not which called reference headphones [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► right no in fact they are barely a [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► minute [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► yeah it's a it's like it feels like the [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► sound it has to go through a tiny tiny [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► pinhole to come out in into your ear [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► area so no they're terrible but but i [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► love them i have a bunch of them to I'm [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► not exactly just say how about how many [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► did you pick up [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► oh I don't know a bag how much is in a [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► bag haha bag is a 5-2 22 yea right so [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► between five and twenty two metric or [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► imperial an imperial bag [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► it's an imperial bank well I don't wanna [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► you know making me I hate to state the [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► obvious but it seems clear enough to me [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► that day she started school I have been [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► wanting to start a school my whole adult [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► life but you got the headphones i feel [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► like that's what that's what we've done [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► here Merlin with Roderick on the line we [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► have started a school a kind of its it's [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► like it's one of those internet colleges [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► you know me and I don't like to read a [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► to the stating the obvious but the [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► university of phoenix really i think [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► this is this is we should be just as [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► accredited as the University of feeling [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► I got a I got a diploma in some bazooka [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► joe from Phoenix I'm technically [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► electrical electrician now it's been [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► electric electrician who got a typo on [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► it they meant to say engineer John you [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► know I so I don't be too on-the-nose but [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► the love of Christ you have to start a [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► school and you know really in [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► indifference or in honor of of your own [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► sunset time you know and just what it's [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► worth I make a creepy you know I [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► neighborhood I live in is called the [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► sunset so you could have a satellite [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► location here at sunset [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► yeah I means a costly place to build [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► anything but I you know I think once [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► you've got the sunk cost of the [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► headphones taken care of [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► ok just to show people John people are i [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► say this with roo because of the fact [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► that we're going through this right now [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► but it's a real pain in the butt to get [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► into a school is [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► huge pain in the butt to get into a good [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► school and it's an extreme rarity to get [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► into a John Roderick school [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► well I feel like if I named at sunset [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► university you know that it's already [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► sort of like very inviting to him to an [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► older demographic but it's like it's [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► these are the sunset years of your [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► education come to sunset University [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► where the chairs are comfortable and the [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► headphones are like you had an [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► elementary school [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► that's a little long but haha but you [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► know you ever ever get a get a pizza and [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► it says on the box [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► you've tried the rest now try the best [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► of course every pizza box says that it's [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► not probably entirely true but I mean [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► again I don't think you have to be the [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► best pizza place in order to order those [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► boxes and by the same token let's be [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► honest it's not you know this is not the [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► 19th century I think you can literally [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► call yourself university without any of [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► fear of you know contradiction anybody [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► universities like me a doctor you just [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► say it [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► yeah well it's like it's like they say [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► about when you and your friend a me to [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► bear on the trail [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► you don't have to be faster than the [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► bear you just have to be faster than [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► your friend that's a great joke i love [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► that check is true it's adding that and [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► that would be the model of sunset [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► university we have to translate in the [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► Latin ok you know [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► faster faster scum bear just have to be [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► faster than the fingers I like this is [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► why bring a pizza is because what you're [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► really saying is you've tried the rest [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► now I try the literally the final school [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► you go to its the Sun sets the last [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► school you need you've been taught you [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► been to a lot of colleges presumably if [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► you're listening to this podcast you [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► have either been to a lot of colleges [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► and none of them have met your needs or [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► you haven't been any colleges you're [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► very curious about them [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► yeah you have the kind of nine job where [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► you can listen to an hour and a half of [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► help from somebody never met [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► I mean a lot of people who haven't been [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► to college good you know they say that [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► did it that everybody's been to college [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► now but I meet people all the time [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► they've never been to concentrate costly [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► John colleges costly it's not worth [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► anything and I was going the other day [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► yeah i'm sorry please continue Matt I'm [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► I'm an Australian couple who are [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► traveling in America and they had two [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► teenage daughters [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► well one was a teenager 13 and the other [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► was nine neither kid had ever been to a [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► school they just were educated by their [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► parents and travel around together and [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► they weren't even hippies they were a [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► little bit Punk a lie saying they had [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► bad they were they were all wearing the [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► entire family mom dad and both daughters [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► worry doc martens which is e I don't [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► know that's that's that's a start if I [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► know if I know what your special things [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► are that that's a start and you know if [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► you know this isn't that wouldn't [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► necessarily be one of those we keep them [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► out of the schools because of the Menace [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► of creationism they might actually be [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► doing it's not that hard to do a better [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► job than school right now which is all [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► the more reason for you to start one [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► it's an opportunity you know apple says [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► hey you know you've never really loved [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► your phone before let's let's give you [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► something that you can really use in [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► this case maybe the reason that you've [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► stayed at a school as you say it's never [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► met your needs or your children scenes [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► you know you know what they need you [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► should be you should be the one that's [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► helping them matriculate I was having [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► another time travel dream the other day [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► except in this case i time-traveled back [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► to high school but I looked like I was [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► in high school i time-traveled back into [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► my high school body and was trying to [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► think if I would do a better job than I [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► did or if I would fuck it up even worse [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► i eat lighter still out i have lots of [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► dreams really really dream about five [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► things and one of them is a kind of time [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► travel I in James I only ever go to [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► shopping malls high school my college [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► church camp and an egg donation the mall [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► the mall with those are those are the [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► five dreams or that is one kind of dream [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► time travel dream and you don't remember [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► on that well in the Ringling Museum in [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► sarasota that's the only is the only [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► places i go in dreams and it's usually [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► I'd like a dark ride at Disneyworld like [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► it's a small world but with you know [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► rubenesque women painting but time [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► travel features heavily a dream I've had [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► a lot [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► yes naked yes flying but also the the [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► precise of the dream you describe which [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► is going back to school but like being [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► me now and I'm just contain for myself [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► the ones like [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► and remember i do equally as poorly [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► because i'm essentially the same person [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► it's just a little heavier with [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► different pants yeah i think i think i [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► would I think I probably get more tail [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► than I did in high school because [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► because in all honesty this makes this [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► may shock you but I got zero tail in [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► high school and that's hard to believe [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► 0p what Kelly that you know are [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► purchasing doctor now so we should [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► probably meet mr. around that will know [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► she's a doctor now so she knows [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► presumably now she knows about the human [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► anatomy [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► she's had two kids but you know at the [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► time at the time i think i had this [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► sense that good kids didn't go too far i [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► was very you know I was very governed he [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► said you said on previous occasions we [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► went think we've agreed that we felt we [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► both felt put off by the people who were [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► getting tell whether that was men women [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► or otherwise we felt we felt I felt sort [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► of betrayed you think white people who [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► were able to smoke pot and fingerbang I [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► never I never had access to that and now [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► today I understand that people let's be [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► honest want to be finger-banged there [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► aren't that many there aren't that many [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► people who don't want a little bit of [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► finger banging and i know that i don't [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► have to make it weird but now I know [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► that we talking with something we've [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► discussed is that it for me going to [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► college just made it worse that feeling [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► i just described then it then it had [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► some kind of like brassy patina of [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► political correctness to it and you know [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► i would you finger banging but i would [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► feel bad about it sometimes you know but [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► when i first went to college all that [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► the only difference between college and [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► high school is that that girls were [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► wearing a lot more perfume they were [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► they were using their that there was a [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► there was a lot there was a thick layer [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► of obsession in the air it's not like [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► there was more in college more perfume [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► in college is right my girlfriend as [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► enormous serial monogamist my first [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► girlfriend who became my first college [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► girlfriend during the first week of [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► school big comic line obsession user [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► it's still absolute still when I smell [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► that and thank God people don't worry so [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► much anymore cause i have a great sense [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► memory of it like listen to the cars and [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► finger banging [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► but you know I can do she was really [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► nice jam boxes that could play cassette [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► on repeat and back then you know girl [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► yeah I didn't even need to drink a lot [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► of water and rest then I i went to a [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► Catholic school for the first two years [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► of college as you know and really [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► Catholic school Catholic universities [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► are a place where people really really [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► drink a lot and have a lot of reckless [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► sex with one another because it's it's a [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► it's like when Amish kids go get kicked [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► out of the of their Amish town from [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► springing and it's it's definitely think [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► that's the Catholic Rumspringa and they [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► go to college and advice i think the [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► expectation is by junior year you will [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► have found the person that you want to [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► marry but that first two years it's just [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► their people are just throwing down [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► Jenna tonic and then and then and then [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► hooking up [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► it's basically like hooking up if you [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► took if you have a if you had a frog [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► cannon if you have let's say you had to [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► frog cannons and a sex thing and they [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► were aimed at each other no it's a [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► cannon that shoots frogs [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► ok any and then they were about that but [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► it shoots like multiple frogs at once [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► automatic weapon notice that they're not [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► it's not identidad I it's like a [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► blunderbuss of frog how like a double [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► double barreled frog [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► well except you're shooting and shooting [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► like shotgun frogs so it's alright let's [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► say you can shoot 25 frogs out of this [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► Canyon and you have two of those [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► pointing at each other they're kinda not [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► pointed directly at each other pointed [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► up in the air but in opposite ways and [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► shooting 25 frogs at a time in in two [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► different directions some of those frogs [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► are going to hit and that is what sex at [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► a catholic university is like so like [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► the cold war em don't you think I'm [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► talking to my knowledge is like the cold [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► war not well I mean the elements of it [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► not the actual you know XD an analogy I [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► don't derail you but I mean that seems [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► like the cold war you put a frog can we [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► got a frog can get bigger fraud cannon [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► yeah baby frog cannons Georgetown you're [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► the one who runs the school but it seems [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► to me that [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► if you're one of those people who don't [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► you get a lot of old Catholics running [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► the school wants to get a lot of as I'd [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► like guys in their sixties like it seems [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► to me that if you've got that continuity [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► of care over many many years they know [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► that there's some fraud can is being [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► shot over the well thats related to me [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► when I first arrived at Gonzaga [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► University where I spent my first two [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► years of college or my first year and a [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► half before i was asked to that's the [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► part it was explained to me that there [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► are two types of judgments and the one [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► type of Jesuits the one type of judgment [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► is the is the into the hyper [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► intellectual homosexual man who is [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► either who was either put into the [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► priesthood by you know by they're [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► terrified parents or was like he had her [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► older brother who was going to inherit [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► the family business and he ends up you [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► know going into the priesthood so you [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► know it's the very traditional societies [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► are the other half of the judgments or [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► the other percent i don't know if it's a [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► half it seems like it was about half so [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► half of my professors were incredibly [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► smart clearly gay priests who wanted to [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► just lived at this incredibly like [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► diverse intellectual life the other half [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► of the judgments were former jocks like [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► football players and like just jocks [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► that came up in Catholic school athletic [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► programs basket famous basketball [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► players or whatever and when they're [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► athletic career was over they just sort [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► of were brought for kept in the church [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► family brought back in and given a life [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► in the Jesuitical order so for instance [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► the president of the University while i [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► was there everybody on campus recognized [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► that he was from the jock side of the [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► Jesuits and nobody had any respect for [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► him as a as a thinker but he was a [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► glad-hander and a and a backslapper and [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► and a fundraiser and you know and so all [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► the all the intellectual like queer [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► Jesuits were very contemptuous of of [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► that side of the the order [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► I never understood it because it seems [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► like to become a judgment took years and [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► years and years of study and and whatnot [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► but then as time went on I realized it [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► does take years of study but there's [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► only one book the body [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah so mean you study that be [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► it doesn't even if you're even if you're [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► like a dumb basketball kicker right you [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► can over the course of five years you [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► know it's not like you're expected to [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► understand Chasseur like and james joyce [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► expendable you can spend a lot of time [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► getting good at that one thing [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► yeah you just memorize the one book and [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► you seem like you and said that's it's [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► true it's true of all religions you [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► memorize one book and then when when [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► anybody says anything to you just say [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► something out of the book and it seems [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► like you're a genius [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► the same anyway we're going to figure [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► out at sunset university what are [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► equivalent like demographic split is our [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► equivalent sort of professorial we need [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► I feel like I feel like any university [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► needs tension between be X professors [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► and why professor you need McCartney's [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► and lands we need McCartney's and lemons [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► right icon their own they'll do stuff [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► but when you combined the jocks and and [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► the scholars let's say you miss them [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► when you get your rocks and scholars [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► working together I mean it's like you [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► need two hands [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► I feel like I feel like one side of [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► sunset university should be prissy Bay [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► Area software people who who are really [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► uncomfortable when we started you know [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► when we when we go off book but who are [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► secretly titillated by it [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► mm-hmm and then I think that's a great [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► way to be you you pick up a lot of [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► interesting stuff with that attitude i [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► think my experience yeah and then the [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► other half of the professor's should be [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► you're talking about you're talking [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► about the faculty talk about the faculty [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► of these would be actually likes [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► literally separate wings separate wings [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► that the prissy prissy Bay Area software [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► designers who secretly you know get a [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► get a chubby when when the rules get [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► broken but they can't they can't really [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► admit it and then the other half are [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► like wild man fischer types who who [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► probably have never been to college [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► themselves but you know where you know [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► 40 for a while we're living in a tree [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► outside of jackson hole and then they [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► you know they had checked down to Mexico [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► and they they built a stone fortress out [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► of broken seashells and then they you [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► know where a whitewater river rafting [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► guide guys like that I can lay my hands [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► on some guys like that and if I may say [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► that they represent at least two of the [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► many facets of your personality because [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► you're you are very learning McCartney [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► in many ways and then the other hand I [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► will call you a jock but but you're [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► certainly the kind of man that would [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► travel in a fugue state and having those [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► together with a be decorated differently [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► the two wings but they reflect the [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► interests of the faculty and then those [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► sensibilities you have to bend you have [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► to put the two wings together and you [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► have to pretend that everybody's the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► same same chairs same chalkboard exactly [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► because without that with it if the [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► wings were just divided then they would [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► be at war with one another or they would [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► be like openly would be openly hostile [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► was like the tyranny of public restrooms [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► right you got an icon on the door you [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► have witnessed United bolinas here is [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► your restroom and in this case it's [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► really it's like one large unisex [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► bathroom we're just gonna have to go in [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► there one who was there before you write [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► that's pretty good [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► well I don't want to get back swing back [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► to two finger banging too fast but you [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► know girls have a weakness to it's just [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► a spritz of months but you going it's an [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► onboard is on your penis [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► yeah retractable penis well I mean I [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► think it's a terrific idea in ways that [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► i am sure you understand I mean you [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► obviously have so much to share with [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► people and if anything it's just that [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► you really need you need the platform [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► for that i'm not i'm not entirely sure [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► what the sort of monetary model would be [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► you could probably get some of those [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► friends [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► viewers to to write some grants or some [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► may be retired senators who would want [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► to have their name on an arch or [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► I mean you you've walked in the [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► corridors of power you know a lot of [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► people you know you know the mayor there [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► you know the rock'n'roll county [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► Administrator you know a lot of people [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► that but none of those people have any [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► money they can accredited yes but that [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► you know it's a facebook friend of a [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► friend they could go and talk to people [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► in the deeper corridors of power who [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► have access something on this [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► I've been I've been starting this [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► whisper campaign for months suggesting [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► that I be appointed to the board of [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► directors of some hot up-and-coming [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► software company and I've gotten got a [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► few nibbles yeah but it's have that [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► counts as a whisper but you couldn't [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► kill babies [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► nobody's pulled the trigger yet I feel [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► like you know these are my primary simit [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► are wielding year john this is this is [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► this is a huge part of the problem it's [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► like going it's like it you know when I [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► want him to counseling my kids and [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► they're worried wondering about like how [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► to make the job that are like should I [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► should I want better stuff today ask for [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► a raise like no you should counseling [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► your kids you know the you know the [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► answers the listeners and and my things [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► like to talk about Merlin's kids [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► yeah i do that often every year I yell [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► at people have a like a like a chance of [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► help I didn't realize that you bet you [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► that you thought of your listeners as [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► your kids that's really sweet [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► yeah yeah well you know I don't want I [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► don't want to be you know condescending [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► but I think of them as Morales kids a [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► lot of ways i like that i cannot make [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► goofy faces and they kind of a free hand [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► gesture where my hands all limp the only [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► for some vinegar and some baking powder [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► but my personal life I collect cards [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► here the but here's the thing [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► so here's the problem with these suckers [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► in this is true Eastern schools you know [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► it's true and work and for the love of [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► Christ you've taught us that this is the [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► case in rock is that is that there are [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► people out there who are waiting for [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► their benediction they're waiting for [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► their Bazooka Joe that's going to tell [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► them that their electric electrician and [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► what they never think to do is go out [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► and just get it and I'm talking about [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► like to follow your dreams i'm talking [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► about you go out and do that thing [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► you're you're not going to get you're [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► not going to get the kind of position [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► where you wield power by asking for it [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► and in in this instance this is why I [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► think you showing up and about [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► Roman cemetery and literally at the [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► meeting is going to have is gonna be [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► much more impactful than saying may I [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► have permission to bring a cemetery your [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► building [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► you're absolutely right I you know that [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► this is not something i'm going to give [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► you a note here i'm just saying that you [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► understand as a man in a man of power [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► that you don't go in and ask to be [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► empowered it's true that the true i was [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► thinking about this the other day you [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► know Eddie Murphy recorded raw when he [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► was 21 years old 20 even and we are [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► still listening to and debating and [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► arguing about music that the Beatles [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► made when they were at similar same age [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► and like I've said before I encounter [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► sometimes 20 21 year olds who are fully [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► adult fully they're fully actualized [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► they do not appear to be wrestling with [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► how do i how do I keep from crying in [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► public they do not seem to be wrestling [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► with like because I got a tumblr they [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► put another tumblr haha like it took me [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► years to understand that any given meal [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► that you eat out in restaurants with a [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► group of other people you should always [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► a put in more money than you oh and be [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► potentially you should just buy the [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► dinner [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► ah John you should just buy the dinner [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► honorable this is this is core [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► curriculum [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► I mean it should be in the freaking [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► orientation iíve talked about this but [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► we would go out to eat I think it was [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► this when I have my real job back in [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► Florida and we got to go to some some [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► like sushi BBQ place or whatever there's [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► always like a couple guys who bill would [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► come they'd be a min me and they take [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► out there you know he'll packard [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► calculator and want to like break it [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► down and like you know I mean who had [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► more edamame or whatever and and I would [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► be like look this is back on took work [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► seriously i would look guys let's just [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► either split it anyways or please litter [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► I cannot spell [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► and my twenties listen to you guys argue [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► over a six-dollar tab [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► hand me the bill I will pay it we will [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► never discuss it again and you move on [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► you know anything is a little party [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► Don't Ask Don't Ask if you should bring [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► ice always bring ice don't don't don't [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► ask if you should take out the trash [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► don't worry grab the trash you can find [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► the trash cans they're either in the [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► garage or more likely outside you still [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► see forty-year-olds the bill comes and [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► they are you know they're looking at [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► this bill on the table like it contains [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► some hieroglyphic information that [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► they're afraid you know they're going [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► they're afraid it's going to get [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► translated by the wrong scientists and [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► and you know we're going to instead of [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► instead of animating the good God we're [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► going to animate the bad god oh you grab [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► the the abnormal brain right exactly and [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► so and this you know this this little [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► piece of paper that is telling everybody [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► that they owed want somewhere between 21 [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► and 27 dollars each is vibrating on the [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► table in you know that and some people [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► some people are actually levitating it [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► with their anxiety and it's like you [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► know 27 bucks round you know around 30 [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► please just put out a plan $40 didn't [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► just throw the money down and go on with [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► your life and it says it that that kind [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► of anxiety about money was a thing that [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► I walked into adulthood with I walked [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► into being a twenty-one-year-old with [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► this feeling this this hyper [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► consciousness that I didn't want to get [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► short changed that and and and money [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► seem to be the the the language that [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► human beings used to determine like who [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► was getting over on who and so I spy [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► wasted so many years trying to make sure [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► that i didn't get I didn't get [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► short-changed thirty cents when all [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► along the simple wisdom that you should [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► you should paper the [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► the path in front of you with your [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► gratuities you should put your money to [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► work in MN your number the number one [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► usefulness of money is to make your [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► anxiety about money go away like here it [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► is here's here's forty dollars [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► I'm not like you say I never want to [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► speak of this again and and learning [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► that was a was this you know this [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► turning point for me but it came too [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► late to to have that information when i [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► was 20 21 years old to just free up my [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► spirit so that I was not walking around [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► all the time [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► I mean I i would go I would show up in a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► town the rain would be pouring down i [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► would be soaked to the skin it would be [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► eleven o'clock at night that would be in [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► Spain and I would see this you know [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► little little side Pensione and I would [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► walk up three flights of stairs I would [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► knock on the door and the little Spanish [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► woman would open the door should go see [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► i would say you know you have a chambre [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► LOL casa de chambre portal or the exact [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► NASA dealt a fake it [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► yeah and and she would say you know yes [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► it's a 1500 per se disz or something [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► like that and i would happen in my mind [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► that our room was the room should be [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► thirteen hundred percent is our 13,000 [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► percentage women and I would and I would [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► try and haggle with her but I was a bad [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► Hagler and she would say no sorry it's [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► that's the price it's eleven o'clock at [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► night and you're standing in the hallway [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► here dripping wet and it's this much [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► money [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► and i would say well no then and turn [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► around and walk the five flights back [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► down into the rainy night and sometimes [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► walk around the town for another two [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► hours late but you get you one but i [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► want you know and I'm looking for this [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► magic room that that was going to save [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► me two dollars and sometimes the great [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► those through the greatest nights of my [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► life for when I ended up back at that [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► woman store two hours later ringing the [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► buzzer and she wouldn't answer and all [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► because all because I will I was [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► imagining that it was that that the two [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► dollars symbolized savvy the two dollars [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► symbolized that I was that that I was a [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► I was a knowledgeable person who wasn't [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► being who wasn't being worked by the [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► 70-year old Spanish woman that was [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► renting out a room in her house you know [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► that I was that I was wise and in fact I [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► was a fool and when I what I'm gonna [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► meet somebody who never had that burden [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► who was just by virtue of how they were [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► raised by virtue of the the grade of [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► milk that their mother used in aircraft [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► they came into the world with you know [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► either a more generosity of spirit or [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► less confusion about what constituted [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► wisdom [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► this is the problem this is part of the [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► problem with matriculating young [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► students in sunset university is that [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► I've read the older students would be [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► distracted by their envy and resentment [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► as the young people who are you were so [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► much better at this [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► just began their lives of like graceful [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► kind of progress through time and all of [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► us old crouches everything yeah but yeah [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► I mean also you should give yourself [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► credit it's also kind of a wax on wax [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► off situation where we have to we should [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► we may need to teach you something that [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► you can get your head around before we [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► teach you what we just taught you and I [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► think that happens a lot [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► I mean in the case of my kid when like a [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► year or two ago whenever she first [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► started going to soccer [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► well the real goal of soccer is to show [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► up first of all and then to even have [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► the government doesn't have time you get [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► your orange slices you could but you [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► know I mean honestly it's this is what [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► the one of the few things where I will [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► cede the whole like learning to sit [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► still and understand that you're part of [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► a team thing you know I I think you can [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► take that too far if you take it all the [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► way to your senior year of college but [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► but sometimes sometimes that's what it [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► takes and and you will be a stronger [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► character person out of that and to your [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► point about the money in this is in some [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► ways very related to the Chinese ladies [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► and walking talking over expired coupons [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► for some people as you know and I think [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► sometimes this is true for you it's not [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► a question of the dollars and cents [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► it's a question of what we agreed to so [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► it seems to me that if you show up that [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► place if you want today you would you [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► would be like a gentleman and you say [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► well i'm going to give you I you know [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► you want 35,000 piasters for this one [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► that the money is there but you and your [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► in you do this much they say no when you [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► walk away again like like a gentleman [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► now in the case going to chicken fingers [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► place in tallahassee in 1993 what [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► troubled me was the ones who are the [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► biggest dickholes about the tab where [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► the PhDs with the people that that at [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► the time we're making three times as [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► much money as i did I and I think what [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► it comes down to in some ways is that [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► there are yes there's certainly a lot of [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► personality flaws and player one of them [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► is that money makes it easy to [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► understand [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► where you stand and so if somebody is [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► trying to get more of your money or [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► really any of your money and you hold [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► that dear [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► even if you've got the money I can [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► certainly understand that you don't get [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► rich by spending money i understand that [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► but but at the same time like you're [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► right it's a certain generosity of [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► spirit and this is certainly getting [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► outside of your own stupid head and [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► understanding that that i am not going [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► to be able to get back and finishing [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► summarizing this goddamn deposition if [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► you sit here and argue over a four [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► dollar chicken finger bill you know what [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► I mean like to dance with her school [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► could do is help people understand [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► eventually once they're ready to accept [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► there's a lot more to it i would i would [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► even argue that you do get rich spending [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► money that was a little reductive but [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► you know what i mean like that is [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► precisely how you become a person with [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► that I mean I without getting too like a [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► loosey goosey Lulu about how money is [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► made i know that the the fashion now in [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► America I think that maybe even the [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► fashion world wide is to think so in [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► certain quarters that making money and [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► being a success in business is a woowoo [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► proposition that if you're if you're [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► Buddhism is correct and your your your [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► spirit is open and your your chakras are [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► aligned that money is going to fall from [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► the heavens and I and I I feel like that [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► is a kind of mind rate that I that I [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► hate with every with every it really [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► makes you small section scimitars every [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► ocean some recent are in your bathroom [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► and make it makes you a very small [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► person i guess i do believe I do believe [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► that spending money freely at being [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► generous rather tipping bellman and the [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► guy that opens the door for your taxi [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► you know handing him some money even [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► though even though it is clear to all [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► parties involved that he has not [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► performed very much of a service opening [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► the door for you is not a thing though [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► that doesn't that that does not cost a [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► dollar [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► except it does cost a dollar because [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► that is what we have agreed he opened [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► the door for you you [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► and I'm a dollar that is the that is [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► part of the social contract and to [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► preserve that dollar for yourself is to [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► live in a world where you are not fully [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► embracing the social contract and [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► therefore not going to prosper by [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► definition you know that the learning [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► that lesson that money that a lot of it [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► the money is fake money is absolutely [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► fake and two to treat it like it's real [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► and to preserve it like it matters is to [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► miss the point of it entirely and it [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► that is not to say that you should be [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► that you should be a like wantin with it [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► you should count it and you should know [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► what it represents [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► but you it's also it is just a symbolic [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► thing and had the last five years of my [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► life i have i have been living in this [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► weird relationship to money we're all of [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► a sudden i have a bunch of it and then i [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► live off of it for a long time and then [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► I have a then all of a sudden I have [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► more and every time i have a bunch of it [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► i think i made in the shade [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► I'm gonna keep having i'm going to keep [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► getting big bunches of money like this [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► money is going to keep arriving in bales [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► and I'm just gonna I should go out and [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► buy myself like a a really useless watch [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► or electric car and then it and then I [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► you know I live off of this bail i'm [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► like the I'm the horse that comes into [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► the barn and nibbles at the end of his [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► bail for a couple years and then the [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► money's gone and I'm and if I said if I [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► succumb to the feeling of like the [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► money's gone [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► I used it all up I blew it I blew my my [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► big nest egg [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► you know I can get into a real panic but [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► then then it just then then all of a [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► sudden the door opens another bail comes [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► in and i just have realized all monies [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► totally fake and and they this business [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► I think when people work for a paycheck [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► that comes very regularly and there's a [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► there's a real clear correlation between [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► I worked 40 hours 40 hours is worth X [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► dollars here come the dollars [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► and and so it's so money and time become [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► very real feeling and it seems like if I [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► stopped working for a moment the money [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► will dry up there will never be more or [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► I have to go find another place like [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► this where i work 40 hours and get you [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► know that money and time are so [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► inextricably time and and I i have just [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► realized that money is just this it's it [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► is absolutely just a handful of [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► seashells and it is not the point [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► it is not the thing to guard it is not [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► the thing to treasure and so yeah that's [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► why I never do anything anymore just [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► that sale got example i'm sorry i just [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► never level on your bail i said and sit [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► in the front window of my house with my [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► you know my elbows folded on the on the [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► the windowsill looking down the street [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► for the truck that's gonna back up with [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► the money bail every day it doesn't come [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► well it's it's easy to see more or sound [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► careless by saying something like that [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► but I happen to agree i think with a lot [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► of that and one of the things is that [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► when you've got let's see you've gotten [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► into a position where you get a job and [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► you're grateful to have a job or any [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► kind of ongoing work it you know it's [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► kind of conditioning where it's been [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► made clear to you that this is the bar [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► and when you hit it [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► the pellet comes out right and if you [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► start doing that for long enough [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► regardless of what it is I mean that [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► could that could be beer too but [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► whatever it is when you hit the bar the [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► pellet comes out you start and these are [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► looking forward to you hit the bar [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► certain number of times and a certain [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► number of pellets have come out that's [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► it's going to cause a lot of anxiety for [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► you to think about a world where you [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► miss a couple pallets right arm and I [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► think that I'm not trying to reduce that [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► because everybody you know has what they [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► need gives you should get what they need [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► but but you're right you lose track of [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► the fact that this is an abstraction and [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► that this isn't the only way it's not [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► the only way you could get it it's not [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► like you just sit around and wait for [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► bales to show up but you know the nature [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► of what you do you would have to be able [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► to tolerate [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► that feast in more feast and [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► occasionally pseudo family for a while [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► because you've got the confidence to [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► know that like Helen put it this way the [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► and I don't know this might be too high [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► level but i think the fact that you even [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► need money a lot or need money a little [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► has very little to do with what's [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► happening in the rest of the universe [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► and because of our own heuristics and [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► hang-ups it's really easy to think that [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► the more i need this money the more [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► likely i think i will do anything to get [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► it but the funny thing is this is also [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► slacker like some kind of a self-help [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► thing but like well the truth is like [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► you know if it's going to be something [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► we're now you gotta drive four hours [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► round trip every day and do dry cleaning [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► and have a job that you hate well yeah [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► you got a bar and maybe you've got a [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► pellet but in some ways that makes you [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► even more enslaved to that same concept [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► instead of going on it's worth it for me [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► to find something that has a bar that I [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► like that reality like you tell it [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► anywhere we get into this bar and pellet [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► a situation and we forget that we are we [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► are actually natively made to eat grass [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► in the field like the pellet is not our [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► natural reward you know the pellet and [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► then and and again we don't want to I [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► don't want to be too woo either but it [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► is very very hard you you get so [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► conditioned to the barn pellet that you [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► will be you you will find yourself in if [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► in like a field of flowers and you will [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► miss the bar you'll you not you it's not [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► just that you miss the pellets you'll [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► miss the bar the connection the clear [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► connection you had between this [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► mechanical action and the and what you [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► what you consider your sustenance [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► so I much my life has been a a progress [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► of learning to feel like money is not [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► the thing and you would think with this [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► when I was 16 years old I was so [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► consumed with the idea of money as an [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► abstraction and has a real thing you [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► know I can i collected Cohen's i [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► collected silver bars [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► I would go to i would go to those gym [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► and numismatic shows in Alaska work [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► where guys who were mining raw or wood [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► comments just sell buckets of dirt to [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► each other and I remember buying [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► rockhopper that had been mined out of a [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► vein of copper just like a it's just [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► like a like us kind of a crumpled-up [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► baseball of just pure copper and i would [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► buy these things for you know look at [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► the time a little baseball a copper was [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► only a buck or two I would buy this [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► metal not because I ever thought it was [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► going to be worth more money or because [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► i was going to take this this raw metal [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► and and trade it with my friends or [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► anything or fashioned it into jewelry i [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► would I just that the idea that that we [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► had we had collectively agreed that this [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► metal was precious appeal to me I wanted [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► to own it for myself and so you would [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► think at 16 17 years old I would have [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► made life choices that would have put me [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► in like a closer or a more direct [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► relationship with money that I wouldn't [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► become a stockbroker or somebody who who [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► sits and just plays with money and [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► invents money makes money out of nothing [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► but for whatever reason I took that that [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► that love of money in all its many forms [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► and then chose to be a dancer basically [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► at you know I chose to I chose modern [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► dance as as my expression of my inner [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► light dinner and entertainment monkey [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► yeah like oh great i love money and i am [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► you know and I and I worship money like [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► you know you've seen on my wall here i [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► have a sheet of uncut bill two-dollar [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► bills and your favorite websites is what [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► your money's worth he melted down [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► yeah what's your money's worth when I [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► mean like what's another hit I i have I [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► got free when I was carrying when I had [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► that chain wallet [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► I used to carry around [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► Bourne Identity style safe-deposit [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► exactly what like six hundred dollars [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► worth of tiny folded up that tiny [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► folded-up twenty-dollar bills and all [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► the different of all the different [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► nations of the world what it what is [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► that it's a kind of relationship to [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► money occur crazed like and a lot of [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► ways it was a simple love I just had a [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► simple love it I just like a little [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► miniature art museum near your ass in [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► some ways right it's like a little [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► display [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► yeah a little display in a little game [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► and a little thing I could sit monkey [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► with with my fingers but to have chosen [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► a life where two chosen a life in the [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► arts where money is is seventeen steps [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► down on your maslow hierarchy you know [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► like you are you're so you're so it's so [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► long after the show before the smoke [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► clears enough that anybody's even think [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► about money again and at that tension [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► that tension has been in my in my in my [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► whole life you know like it is it if if [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► I had gone in to stock brokering and had [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► just been interested in solving math [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► problems to create money and then [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► collecting money i may have been a more [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► that may have been my duck you know I [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► may have been a it in some ways a more [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► realized person if not a Abra as brought [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► a person I would have been more [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► my life would have had that sort of [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► targeted self-knowledge that that event [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► I see in people who like my sister [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► realized 15 years after the fact and i [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► watch the realization hit her like a ton [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► of bricks she realized that she had been [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► put on the earth to have been an Olympic [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► skier and she and she bailed out of [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► skiing because she wanted to smoke pot [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► and hang out with skaters and her all [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► her competitors and all the girls that [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► could never catch her on the ski race [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► mountain ended up being the US women's [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► olympic team for that era like her [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► friends and nemec's went on to be the US [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► Ski Team and none of and they weren't [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► none of our medalists but they were the [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► ski team and they did go to the Olympics [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► and my sister was a better skier than [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► they were and she realized it [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► many years later like oh shit that was [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► my thing I should have if I had been an [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► Olympic skier my whole life would would [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► have this order it would have a context [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► that it's lacking now I'm missing the [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► it's like I'm missing a limb and I you [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► know I often wonder whether whether that [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► that relationship to literally to [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► coinage you know to like bags of coins [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► right when I when I was a little kid and [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► I would get a quarter because people [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► give quarters two little kids I don't [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► know they still do that they should have [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► used to i would put it in a shoebox and [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► I told you this story [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► ok i had a shoebox that I would change [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► it for 25 pennies because it made me [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► feel richer [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► I like that that that's that I like that [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► very much but i would put this I put [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► whatever coin I got any denomination i [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► would put in the shoebox until I had a [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► shoebox [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► that i couldn't i thought i could barely [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► lift I used to keep it on the top shelf [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► of my closet and then I had to keep it [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► under my bed because I couldn't I [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► couldn't lift it and i would i would [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► pick the shoebox up and I would put it [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► on the bed i'm going to close my door [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► lock my door and go sit on my bed and I [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► could take the money i know in big [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► handful now and i would pour it over my [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► head [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► you'd have a little uh quarter shower [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► yeah i would hurt i loved it we can [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► really feel the money I you can feel the [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► money and i was i was literally bathing [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► in my wealth which shoe box full of [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► quarters is you know I know exactly how [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► much it is because i eventually my mom [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► convinced me to take it to the bank [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► handed in and the woman behind the [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► counter gave me a bankbook where they [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► had typed a hundred and seventeen [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► dollars in the bank book and then my box [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► of quarters was gone but in its place i [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► had this bank book which looks like a [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► passport that had this amount of money [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► in it and I could take the bankbook out [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► and stare at my hundred and seventeen [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► dollars in this new form which was you [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► know a promise that was at as satisfying [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► different different different kind of [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► thing it was a different kind of [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► satisfying because I had because my mom [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► was initiating me into the into the [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► culture of adults by taking me to the [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► bank now I had a bankbook now I was you [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► know now my money at had joined the big [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► stream and I was part of the big [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► operation there are so many times in my [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► in my young life where somebody [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► initiated me into like when I got my [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► first check book initiated me into this [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► the big operation the world of adults [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► who were trading money and stock [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► and you know i was fascinated by all [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► that I wanted to be a part of it and and [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► yet there was nobody nobody took me all [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► the way you know nobody explained maybe [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► the next step beyond having a bank [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► account and I mean I and people bought [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► me stock for Christmas when I was [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► because I was one of those kids are [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► holding out hand that so much i got [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► stock for Christmas and I was thrilled [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► that would open up the newspaper and I [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► would look for my little penny stocks [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► and the stock the stock that I had was [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► trading in the 75 cents a share realm [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► and i had a hundred shares and you get [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► to watch that change I would watch it [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► change and sometimes I'd be up and [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► sometimes i'd be down [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► you said that you're so good at like [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► what watching and waiting [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► you're really good at that yeah I like [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► to watch anyway but the problem is with [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► the stocks and with a lot of things I [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► watched my stock go up to a dollar-fifty [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► share and then I watched it plummet to [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► forty cents a share and then I watched [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► it plummet off the bottom of the of the [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► stock exchange who and it felt to two [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► cents a share and then was delisted and [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► that's why you're angry at politicians [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► now up the one of the companies i [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► invested in in like nineteen eighty made [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► some kind of hose that was used on the [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► space shuttle and I thought this is a [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► growing industry and that's cool and and [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► then it turned out you can't really like [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► your business isn't going to thrive just [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► making like one hose that's a pretty [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► specific vertical market [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► yeah you need to diversify but you know [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► I've watched my fortunes go up i watch [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► them go down I am NOT I'm a hoarder [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► you know that's not as crazy yeah i mean [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► i-i don't derail you but like I i think [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► i personally I mean I don't think you [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► should [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► nothing you feel bad that like I think [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► there's an important distinction to be [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► made that at least I [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► at this point and for now feel like I've [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► learned i'm not like a successful person [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► by the longest stretch of the [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► imagination especially money-wise but [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► when you think about what you described [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► like somebody going to wall street or [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► somebody who's going to be in [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► numismatics or whatever like I think [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► it's important that I promise that even [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► anywhere near right now you know it was [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► good like to think about this breakdown [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► though one that I think is interesting [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► in one that's very personally important [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► to me [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► one is like think about the aspects of [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► being a one of those people like you're [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► a banker or you're a mergers and [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► acquisitions person or really your [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► cashier whatever it is like think maybe [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► this goes right back to the bar in the [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► pulpit think about like what aspect that [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► appeals to you because like in the grand [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► canyon going back to the the great [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► Robert Evans he realized never put his [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► own money into a movie like he made a [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► lot of money for himself and others but [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► he did that by realizing it's not like I [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► can be creative block check on the [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► computer I can make five hundred dollars [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► a night playing blackjack on the heat [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► computers i'm really good at it and I'm [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► really i'm on the computer with fake [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► money i am really great at employing [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► basic strategy like I know what cards to [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► play when it's you just basically become [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► a robot who gets free Heinekens well [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► virtual Heinekens but in the casino mess [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► because it might be the dollar table and [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► i'm still screwing up so i guess i'm [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► saying is like if you're somebody like I [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► think a lot of people make the mistake [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► of saying I like money a lot so I'm [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► going to go do this money thing and they [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► kind of leave it at that [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► but that sets aside the part like my [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► daughter collects bottle caps [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► I collect comics and I think it's some [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► ways that's the same kind of impulse as [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► somebody who wants to for example [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► collect money like in your case you [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► really like having those quarters in a [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► box but that gives me the second point [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► which is how you want to spend your day [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► I think people don't ask themselves that [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► enough and and this is real fancy but i [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► really believe this i succeed but we've [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► seen people who go go through like all [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► things we talked about becoming a doctor [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► becoming a lawyer coming all these [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► things and it never completely occurred [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► to them while they were studying let's [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► look at this way the first you aspire to [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► be an attorney and so you watch attorney [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► TV shows or maybe if you're really smart [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► you read books then we do you go to law [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► school [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► and yes i did Allah but really there are [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► in your in your cosmology was aspiring [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► to be an attorney begins by watching [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► attorney TV you're telling me you watch [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► SWAT and didn't want to be on the SWAT [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► team [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► yeah okay you're right ok and so that [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► maybe you go to school for a pretty long [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► time but you know what you are you're [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► not a lawyer [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► you're not a law student you're a [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► student you've gotten good at being a [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► student student and i'm referring here [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► specifically took 214 in particular and [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► a couple other people then you I knew [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► this woman who made all the way into [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► studying for the bar which is not easy [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► is not until she was in a study group [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► studying for the bar that she realized [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► how much she hated lawyers and she did [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► not like being around them so i guess [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► this is long winded but I'm trying to [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► say is that i think one reason a lot of [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► people are unhappy [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► maybe because the bar maybe because the [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► ballot but because they don't really [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► think about what they like to do all day [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► if you become a manager and you don't [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► like going to pointless meetings you [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► have the wrong kind of job if you love [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► money but don't like being around [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► bankers if you you know if you like the [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► idea of making movies but can't get [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► along with the crew [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► you picked the wrong job because i [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► forgot what you like to do and who you [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► like to spend your time with [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► I wanted a job at a stockbroker during a [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► bank that involve me going into a big [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► Scrooge McDuck room behind a giant [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► circular vault door and pouring money on [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► my head [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► everyone's that's just the taking of [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► pelham 123 remember that degree that's [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► maybe original one way yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► well the reason he said that i was [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► immediately taken back to the scene that [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► is totally remember this correctly I [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► guys could be an Oprah memory is such a [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► clear recollection I would never want to [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► spoil the end of the movie because it's [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► a really good movie but it was on a lot [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► when I was a kid and I know it's had a [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► huge influence on like Tarantino and [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► stuff but like i just saw all the time [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► when I was a kid is just another one [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► o'clock movie for me but there's a scene [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► at the end where martin balsam has his [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► cut and if memory serves and martin [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► balsam money is a troglodyte he's in his [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► little tiny crappy room he dumps his [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► entire share of cash on the bed and [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► starts rolling around in it and it's [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► like you know that's kind of appealing [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► not and it's just because like even if [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► you take that money away from me and in [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► a week [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► it kind of fun to get to roll around [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► for all its super appealing and you know [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► I when we were when we were kids growing [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► up the trope of the heist movie the bank [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► robbery movie or the especially any [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► movie where they were going to knock [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► over Fort Knox there's a plan yeah you [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► could also be stuff like the you don't [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► like the that one [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► robertshaw movie i like but the force 10 [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► from navarone right you gotta it's kind [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► of a heist movie right you got to go out [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► and you gotta go let's take this [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► everyone is maybe it's maybe in the top [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► 4 she telling the Dirty Dozen and CS is [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► it's not as good doesn't listen I'm [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► sorry I studies but the first time from [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► their owners in the top it's definitely [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► in the top four movies that that [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► informed my entire net that's Harrison [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► Ford younglife Harrison Ford it's the [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► it's the classic film where there's a [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► there's like a british guy who's an [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► explosives expert i love that if gia the [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► the black guy is a hand-to-hand combat [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► guy you know it's and they go on the [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► mission to blow up a dam it's so [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► wonderful of movies like that it makes [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► me so happy but any any movie that [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► involved [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► well and and and to that end any movie [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► that involved a vault full of money [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► it predicts lets a guy a guy pushing a [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► cart that had gold bars on it or a room [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► that was full of a room that you were [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► breaking into that was full of [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► explosives or guns that he and stealing [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► eatery it was totally totally appealing [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► anything in any case those were my those [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► those I I think I've spent my entire [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► life trying to figure out how it is that [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► i am going to be a not just a bank [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► robber but a bank robber who is robbing [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► banks to defeat the Nazis like that i [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► think is was really my job a bank robber [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► who's also fighting the Nazis and I [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► there's a there's like that's my missing [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► limb [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► mm-hmm [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► that's your did that by way of a duck i [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► want to point out just going to quickly [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► searching just make sure that these [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► facts right for 10 from navarone yeah [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► the taking of pelham 123 [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► and I think yeah From Russia With Love [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► all featuring mr robert shaw robertshaw [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► robertshaw and this day and this thing [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► where he gets his be on the other end of [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► the heist [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► yeah in the sunshine i'm in From Russia [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► With Love with blonde hair getting [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► punched in the stomach by that lady from [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► that with that German composers wife [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► mmm mmm good violence profiles wife [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► Oh No kidding mhm she was in a lot of [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► his productions you know there there [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► there was a movie a starring Frank [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► Sinatra where they were they steal a [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► train you know that I want to find Ryan [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► Express on Ryan's express and if you [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► watch fun runs express their the the [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► german girl that they kidnap with the [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► train and listen [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► who was the man who was the mistress of [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► the of the bed the German body and then [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► she becomes like obviously she falls in [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► love with fun Ryan or some shit she she [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► turns the tables this german girl was [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► not German she was Italian and it ends [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► up that she was the girl that did the [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► dancing in the prison colon and Q's old [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► video so put that in here put that in [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► your pipe and smoke it is that exercise [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► thing or reason Poland instant queue [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► zylle have I know that has nothing to do [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► is just a new button [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► no I've never I've never explained to [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► you prison Cola and I've got a card and [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► a pencil and even know what letters to [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► make so this is an industrial band [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► no no there there so there was an [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► italian actor and I'm going to find his [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► name for you right now [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► Prison colon incident easel there's an [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► italian actor named adriano celentano [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► and and he had a like a a he was one of [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► those actors that was kind of the he was [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► the Marlon Brando of Italy or something [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► like that he was the somebody of Italy [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► famous actor and he had a music career [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► in the early seventies [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► and he wrote this song prison colon [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► incident cubicle which is him as an [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► Italian guy who doesn't speak English [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► singing a song of nonsense lyrics that [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► it that sound like what he imagines [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► english sounds like oh [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► english sounds like oh [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► so he has an entire song where he's just [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► singing in made-up the way with a [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► conscience dachuan together the way we [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► would be like always a booboo Sousa long [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► as you can write an entire song in that [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► style record zit and it's a hit in Italy [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► is like a novelty hit well yeah but but [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► here's the thing huh [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► it's a killer song it is killer [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► so you spent three minutes to give me a [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► hand on the spelling so pris en prison [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► some real priest prison colon and I cool [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► there it is there's incontinence and [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► kill so watch this music video the that [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► they're there to videos but the one that [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► you want is the black and white one and [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► he's and they're both recorded like off [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► a TV they're terrible quality but this [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► tune got stuck in my head a couple years [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► ago and I had to watch this [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► I had to watch this thing once a day I [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► watched it once a day for a year because [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► the the the backing track of the tune is [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► kind of a like a crazy loop it's got [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► horns it's it's got kind of proto fuzz [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► distortion and and the way his vocals [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► kinda it it's like he ate in a way he [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► invented rap because it kind of wraps [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► instead of things and I don't know this [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► track is amazing i listen to it still [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► all the time but the woman in the video [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► is the woman from von Ryan's express and [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► I think those are the only two things [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► she did that were that that had any [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► traction outside of Italy and you're [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► like a gene Shalit gene siskel that's [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► amazing that's encyclopedia John reason [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► I so I know I niz one or a it's fine [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► nonsense my nonsense right none of it [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► means anything it's just it's just it's [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► just well then I ever tell you I when I [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► first went to college there was a [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► Japanese kid that lived in the dorms and [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► he didn't speak English dream [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► and one day we were sitting around [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► drinking and smoking pot and my my [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► friend Bob had this kind of moment of [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► insight and he said he said to the to [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► the exchange student he was like how do [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► you imitate Americans in japan and the [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► kid didn't get it at first he was like [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► huh what do you mean [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► and so Bob said well like when we [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► pretend to be Japanese like all my soul [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► corrupt a oh yeah but you're looking for [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► his hit was getting poun for him [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► yeah and he was like oh icic and he [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► stood up any like kinda shocked his arms [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► out of the side like he was gonna like [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► he was on a UH he was doing on a old [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► western town and he said hamburger a [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► hamburger [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► bang bang look at me i could have [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► intercourse without hitting your panties [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► look at me [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► that's awesome Chicago bang bang [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► I love that kind of stuff i love to hear [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► like the onomatopoetic in different [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► languages and we must sound so it's like [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► you never know it's like Russian of [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► course she knows russian and german [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► people like they could be they could be [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► flirting and it sounds like they're [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► about to have a fight [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► russian people sound really mad when [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► they're speaking Russian people are mad [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► is that right there just man we've used [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► to be in the movies go to the y before [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► we have a child and we would go places [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► we go to the y in the morning and night [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► to a little bit of a workout and then i [TS]

01:03:39 ◼   ► would go into the sauna where everyone [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► spits and they would always be these two [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► you know you know the way the last [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► special Germans right you get this real [TS]

01:03:47 ◼   ► the real round and shiny and bulbous [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► Chinese to Russian guys with will talk [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► and like just short of yelling they were [TS]

01:03:54 ◼   ► six inches away from each other [TS]

01:03:56 ◼   ► everybody spitting and they would they [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► would yell at each other and you had no [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► idea what they're saying but they're [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► clearly friends they kept coming back [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► maybe they were was a long negotiation I [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► don't know they're still up the Russian [TS]

01:04:05 ◼   ► people are man they are still very mad [TS]

01:04:07 ◼   ► that peter the great cut off their [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► sleeves [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► there's there they're just they're mad [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► about a white again sorry when he cut [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► off the sleeves [TS]

01:04:16 ◼   ► why did he cut off thursday metaphor [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► know they actually cut off their sleeves [TS]

01:04:20 ◼   ► but there was but before before Peter [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► the Great modernized Russia the fashion [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► for centuries there was to have it [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► sounds ridiculous this was to have [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► really really really long sleeves on [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► your garments and I like really long and [TS]

01:04:43 ◼   ► peter the great felt that this was not [TS]

01:04:48 ◼   ► in keeping with the Russians that he [TS]

01:04:49 ◼   ► wanted you know he wanted to emulate the [TS]

01:04:52 ◼   ► court in france he wanted he wanted [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► Russia to be like a European country [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► instead of what he considered to be this [TS]

01:05:00 ◼   ► kind of backward like medieval country [TS]

01:05:04 ◼   ► and Sookie he mandated in the ferry in a [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► very contentious decree that that uh [TS]

01:05:12 ◼   ► that everyone had to cut the sleeves off [TS]

01:05:14 ◼   ► and have normal sign under under penalty [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► of law [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► yeah have normal sleeves that ended at [TS]

01:05:21 ◼   ► at where your hand was people hate stuff [TS]

01:05:24 ◼   ► like that and he made them shave their [TS]

01:05:26 ◼   ► long beards he cut their beards and he [TS]

01:05:29 ◼   ► kept their sleeve [TS]

01:05:30 ◼   ► how is that not the beginning of a [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► revolution well in fact it was it's it [TS]

01:05:34 ◼   ► certainly sounds it sowed the seeds of [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► the of the rest of the eventual [TS]

01:05:40 ◼   ► revolution and also I think why russians [TS]

01:05:43 ◼   ► in bath houses are yelling at each other [TS]

01:05:45 ◼   ► to this day it it makes perfect sense [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► they're still upset that stuff sticks [TS]

01:05:49 ◼   ► with you right i mean the kind of thing [TS]

01:05:51 ◼   ► that came with your people have suffered [TS]

01:05:52 ◼   ► indignity in the past I don't think [TS]