Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Merlin is going well it's a little [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► early man is earlier you're working [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► these days [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► yeah well you know as you know I had a [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► lot of houseguests here for a couple [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► weeks heard about that and the last I [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► finally put the last one on a plane this [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► morning [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► you're kidding now so so I'm just so I [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► kind of woke up I woke up early just out [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► of a feeling of that that anxiety you [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► have that someone's in my house and [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► they're probably making bacon [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► yeah but no one was in my room in your [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► chili someone's getting into my chili [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► someone's messing with my globes are [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► taking pictures of my candlesticks the [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► wooden things not that cigarettes in the [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► garbage yeah snuffed out cigarettes in [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► the garbage reading reading different [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► kinds of jerky the canonical jerky zoo [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► know what i mean i dunno I dunno exactly [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► what you mean i don't know at memory [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► serves the friend i believe the friend [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► you sent out today has literally been [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► there for almost two weeks he's been one [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► of the map three weeks and you had a man [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► in your house for three weeks oh my god [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► and it's only because he walks around [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► like a he walks around like a kid on [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► Christmas morning who that uh that's the [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► only reason I could expect standard he's [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► very quiet is extremely polite he keeps [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► to himself [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► that's right you know one of my [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► houseguest was handing out $15 itunes [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► cards already catch my name [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► I'm have John and mixed feelings on this [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► we should cut all this out she actually [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► say we're talking about it should we [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► just be oblique annoy people i don't [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► know it's nice to have mixed feelings i [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► love mixed feeling citing sometimes [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► maybe maybe you should have let me which [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► you allude to do stuff more who could be [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► interesting to talk about i'm here let's [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► talk about rising so fucking jonathan [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► coulton has SAT his narrow ass on your [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► couch root for all three weeks removed [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► he moved from bed to bed he moved from [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► bed to couch to bed and now finally [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► finally gone already regret saying this [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► cuz there's I mean now this is ben [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► Pandora's vagina has flung her lobby [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► opening don't know and there is so much [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► to talk about now that i have officially [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► officially been your house [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► yeah I know but I mean my god oh geez no [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► no all good all good it's just you know [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► there's that you know but you were here [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► in the context of a larger group of [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► people to contact yeah it was you were [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► you were here both in the context and [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► out of the context of who it starts you [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► know it would be it'd be it'd be [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► different if if you were just here like [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► roaming around idly pulling books off [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► the shelves who you know I'd really like [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► changing the settings on things I mean [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► that would be one thing but it's another [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► thing to be here in the anteroom did not [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► break your usual help straining it's not [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► my fault I another thing to be here in a [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► group full of alpha alpha males [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► ok so this is gonna be the official the [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► official i think deal estar fuckery a [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► episode / more importantly discussion if [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► we may if you're comfortable about [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► exactly what happens in your house [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► people have heard about it i'm going to [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► ask maybe you don't have a bell or [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► something nearby you should have [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► something that you can hit it safe word [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► safe bell hit a safe belt [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► ok my mind is red and you tell me when [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► when when we need to cut it off okay [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► yeah well yeah as you say we just cut [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► out all the years we just stipulate i [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► will to the night again I think there's [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► a lot I don't know about how your [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► parameters protected but it will to the [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► best of my ability reveal nothing about [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► the location [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► ok good for that means by which i was or [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► was not allowed into your home right [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► here don't and and any any any evidence [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► or any-any anything that might allow my [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► house to be identified from the air that [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► ok [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► yeah alright I'll do the best I can I [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► here's the thing it doesn't have is [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► something that we've all experienced my [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► daughter's for and she's already [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► experienced this is which is the whole [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► like I had a dream and it was weird [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► because it was our house but it wasn't [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► our house and I said shut up i hate [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► hearing other people's dreams kind of [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► compulsion of mine of course I needed to [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► identify your professor who found [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► intolerable he thought he was like his [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► greatest phobia [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► hehe i just i merely I merely hate it [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► but he could not stand to hear someone [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► else's dream [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► wow really I'm updated extra the late [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► David dextran behind you buddy [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► yeah well you know what i do is i slowly [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► lower my eyelids like I'm cranking the [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► honoring of a french cafe until my [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► eyelids are just barely open just the [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► faintest touch of i'll ask why you're [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► listening [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► this is why I'm listening to someone [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► talk about the dream just like get this [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► son ambulant so yeah but you know I know [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► there's a basic problem to the dreams [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► maybe we should just talk about things [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► in Avoyelles other bullshit but his [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► dreams are very interesting except as [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► much as they are absolutely not [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► interesting or not it's that describes [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► describing a poop to somebody I would [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► rather hear about the poopy took the in [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► your dreams because he doesn't sound [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► like everybody that talk to me about [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► their dreams was really just describing [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► their last poop i would be actually [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► pretty fascinating i would be so [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► relieved and that's something that can [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► understand here's how it goes you go on [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► I just remembered something [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► oh my god I had a crazy dream last night [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► now i hate you i hate you please don't [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► say anything [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► oh no no let me just listen I want to [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► make it clear I I don't want to hear [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► your dream it's not just you i never [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► want to hear anybody fucking tell me [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► their dream I don't care and it won't be [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► as cool as you think it is and then turn [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► the annual drift off and say you [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► couldn't really describe it [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► that's gonna happen that's not how you [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► described you to notice it was so funny [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► because it was like I was in school but [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► it was a museum and it was like I was in [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► a boat but no and I would i remember [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► that i had arms and eyes are lowering [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► laughs and you were there but it wasn't [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► you know although i will make a caveat [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► right we'll make an exception it's very [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► early i don't know how I don't know how [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► to speak you i'm really sorry i will [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► make an exception for someone who treats [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► me about other dream I'll see okay what [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► all right so we were in my dreams let's [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► explain why cause you got a hundred [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► forty fucking characters there's no [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► epilogue there's no prologue excuse me [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► there's no prologue and there's no [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► epilogue you you merely say I had a [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► weird dream last night that my pillows [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► turn into John Roderick weird [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► perfect thank you yeah right yes it goes [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► on you amble on through this thing and [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► already the thing is i think it's [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► probably a poetic name for this but you [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► know every time we we remember a memory [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► we exchanged a little bit and he created [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► a little bit [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► this is just pure neuroscience degraded [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► and then amplify [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► the things that we're remembering [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► correctly yeah if you go back over here [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► recordings of yourself or you know my [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► case I go back I'm gonna hear myself to [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► repeat myself a lot of ever mentioned [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► that but i will hear myself having told [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► the same story it's different like I'm [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► always telling the best version i can [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► remember of something that happened to [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► me and it is different right [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► oh yeah absolutely so when you tell a [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► dream you're really telling a story of a [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► dream and the story sucks and then you [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► go into so finally as your you're [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► stripping and then I remember I woke up [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► a little bit but um it was you know it's [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► so hard to describe because it was it's [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► uh well and and and that's true i can't [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► describe my dreams because I stopped [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► remembering my dreams a long time ago [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► when i was when i was young i remembered [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► my dreams pretty loosely my dream [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► vividly and I remember every i still [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► remember a dream I had when I was four [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► years old in extraordinary detail but [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► apart from that I I mean I have like [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► five dreams that i remember ever yeah [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► nowadays i wake up and it's like oh yeah [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► right i was in some some warehouse in a [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► winter landscape being chased by snipers [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► and I was riding a motorcycle that I [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► built myself as a pretty good pretty [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► fucking cool dream i love the sea isle [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► of a cool dream or I'll of a dream of [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► the punchline I the thing is if it [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► really is your dream and you're not [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► making it up it probably won't have a [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► punch line is just a bunch of bullshit [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► your brains trying to figure out its [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► like the recycling bin of your soul [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► right now [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► now you you you began this by trying to [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► describe the experience of coming to my [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► house and i'm guessing it is because you [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► have dreamt about being in my house can [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► tell you something you're so I know you [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► hate this is going to continue this [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► dream it was so weird [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► now here's the thing i got your place [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► you got your perimeter i was instantly [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► identified it for reasons that I won't [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► be able to explain apart from the gps I [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► was also able to see things that you've [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► talked about you you flung open the door [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► of your home and immediately there were [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► it was as though you are fucking with my [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► head that you had listened to our [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► program which I know you don't [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► it was as though you had listened to our [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► program and deliberately tried to make a [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► house that it looked like John Roderick [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► loda because if i may say not too much [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► detail but I opened the door and and [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► rainforest first if I can like control [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► suo [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► the gate to the Garden I wasn't gonna [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► say jon postel deniability chuck Colson [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► yea-ah anyway [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► yes the gate is a pickle for the ticket [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► yeah so and then kind of stood [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► hesitantly on one side looking down at a [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► variety of ropes and cables that were [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► part partially buried i am mary i [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► admired your fruit but the beat the [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► citizens this is where I immediately [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► knew that I had gone down a very very [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► special musky rabbit hole was that the [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► door open in front of me was what i [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► believe to be possibly a baby grand [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► piano that was entirely covered with [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► brass candles and can't rest [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► candlesticks and entirely underneath it [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► was what i would guess to be two dozen [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► glass of me varying sizes all looking [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► very old and I thought holy shit because [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► like our friend jason says the problem [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► with John Roderick is it all sounds so [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► plausible until you hear the point where [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► it's not possible and it's very [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► difficult to know where the line is [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► mm there's a rack of cowboy boots there [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► was literally a rack of cowboy boots all [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► of your collections are real question I [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► saw if I say John I saw your fucking [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► Braille playboys [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► I thought that was made up yeah I we [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► browse them Scott browse the menu you [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► and scott simpson spent spent quite a [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► quite a bit of time reading the usual [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► people wish i could say you should make [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► people with white cotton gloves on the [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► handle your Braille well you know my [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► feeling about all this stuff here is it [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► here to be used to so for instance the [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► rack of cowboy boots I eyewear repair [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► even though they are of course a [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► collection of who and then the globe's I [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► consult because the gloves clubs [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► represent different eras who of globe [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► making a sort of snapshots of history [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► that you like to contrast that's exactly [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► right you look at you look at a club [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► that you find in a thrift store and you [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► look at the the nations of africa and [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► the borders of of you know it like East [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► Asia and all those boards have changed [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► all those countries are different now [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► oceania oceania rights right and here's [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► here's the thing I I don't want to get [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► into this because I'm starting to obsess [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► over it but I've been thinking a lot [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► about obsessive compulsion and howard [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► hughes I've been thinking a great deal [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► the last few days about this [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► yeah Howard Hughes Howard he [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► it is looming large in my mind right now [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► and we probably just shouldn't get into [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► it but here's something I i have to know [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► that you know which is that maps and I [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► believe with globes [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► there's always at least one fake thing [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► on it really you know about this [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► no there's a name for it it's like a [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► canary trap but the club or it's a [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► finger [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► it's a thing that makers globe makers do [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► as a kind of like that's how we know [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► it's my globe and that's what my canary [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► trap [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► bingo so here's the thing you get a map [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► you get the map it's it's flawless [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► sponsor this new map the United States [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► or as the United States I think it's [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► about the United States I really want to [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► get the result of all these years of [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► research [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► it's the most optimized version of like [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► everything that could be annoying about [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► a map they've made really great and I [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► really want it want it want it but the [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► greatest map in the world still has like [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► a fake city on it or has a fake rollout [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► often it's a fake road so they can see [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► there's only one of those are annoying [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► fucking lyrics sites on the web you want [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► to go lyrics you're Rod Stewart song and [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► you copy some text it will also copy [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► some other stuff they put deliberate [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► errors in there to find out today [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► scrapings from somebody else but now its [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► subscription that from there all [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► butthurt you know here it's the fucking [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► earth ok we get it we all we know what's [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► there but you put in a fake road now [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► here's my problem that road or country [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► or city is very unlikely to be anything [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► that I ever consultant now I can't stop [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► thinking about it I have to know what is [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► the one faking on the square searching [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► the map for the fake did you bring work [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► at all like that it does absolutely it's [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► a you know it's easter egg [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► I think I found a fake road on a map [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► not very long ago because i was looking [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► at a map of my mom's hometown and there [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► was a road so high oh this is an Ohio [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► there was a road that was named after [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► her maiden name which i won't say well [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► oh boy you better not but let's say her [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► maiden name was just give me the less [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► risk unless four digits of President [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► Cruz watch for the last four digits of [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► her maiden name [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► so what we're driving a lot we're [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► looking at this map together of her [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► hometown and she says look at that it's [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► it's a frozen gloucester road for I [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► others that's there's no road like that [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► in this town I would know about it so we [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► went to all the computer would be said [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► computer went to the computer anywhere [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► together we were zooming in on the town [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► from outer space and we're looking at it [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► and all these different places and all [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► these different directions and there's [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► this and it's like it's like a quarter [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► of a mile long this little thing yeah [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► it's nothing to nothing who very very [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► suspicious [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► yeah and she says if that was a thing if [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► they named it road after my family in [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► that town i would absolutely know about [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► it and this road is just sitting out [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► there it doesn't go for to anywhere and [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► I was like em take root holy shit John [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► look at that link i just sent a ready [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► for this you ready for the name and what [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► this is called already it has a nameless [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► this phenomenon during trap Street trap [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► Street trap Street a trap Street is a [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► fictitious entry in the form of a [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► misrepresented street on a map often [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► outside the area that nominally covers [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► for the purposes of cortical trapping [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► potential copyright violators now can [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► this be true even on a good is this [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► something that has been happening for [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► years so that all these old globe's I [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► have under the piano [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► John my concern is there may be no way [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► to ever find out those are the gloves [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► right i mean it's deliberately it's [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► deliberately incorrect and i doubt that [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► there's any kind of documentation [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► addenda appendix or etc that would tell [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► us [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► oh by the way here's the trap Street we [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► never want you to fucking find no this [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► goes now there's two streets to travel [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► treats we can go down here's a fork in [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► the trap Street first of all i want to [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► point out the legal legal issues section [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► of the trap Street page is apparently [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► some it appears the trap streets cannot [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► be copyrighted just so you know it [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► appears that under copyright law you're [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► not allowed to copyright the name of a [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► fixed rate that doesn't insist on a map [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► ok alright copyright law for the win and [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► now now now getting with this bullshit [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► email signatures we go this is to the [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► only recipient and related to kick you [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► right now i agree to nothing I [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► good-for-nothing this is not a tacit [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► contract right here I item and be and be [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► holy shit how much the stuff that's out [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► there that we're dealing with or should [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► be dealing with is actually a kind of if [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► I may say trap Street John it seems to [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► me that someone who is concerned about [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► these issues of intelligence [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► this is the kind of thing you need to [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► know about think about and maybe not [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► even admit to know don't worry about [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► traps these two double trap streets [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► could do think about what you could do [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► with trap streets [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► well here's here's the thing though for [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► me personally I although i love maps and [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► I consult maps constantly on an hourly [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► basis I very seldom use maps for [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► navigation who because when I'm going [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► from a place to another place [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► well in advance of traveling i will say [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► ok I'm going to this place up here and I [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► look at a map and I'll get the general [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► idea of the area where the where the [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► place I'm going is like I located in the [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► in the quadrant of the map but when i [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► leave home i tried to a always take a [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► different route / and be not ever really [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► exactly know what I'm going so that when [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► i get into that job i don't think i [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► could even if they could read your mind [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► is still wouldn't know exactly and that [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► not only that i have the old-fashioned [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► sensation of arriving in a location a [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► general area of high street if you will [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► in the main part of town or the you know [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► out by the beach or wherever that I'm in [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► there and I go I know it's right around [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► here somewhere and then I go up and down [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► the streets and I go back and forth mrs. [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► of course a problem what if i have to be [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► there at a certain time [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► that's not your fault but you know what [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► that's not my fault they should have [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► accounted for that so and then I start [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► then I have bet that that X the [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► excitement and the satisfaction of [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► discovering the place and and and very [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► often going directly to it because it's [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► the obvious it's obvious it's like i'm [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► going to i'm going to a place called the [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► tower building and you get out there and [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► it's like huh well there's only one [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► place that could be this bet that [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► building up their looks like a tower and [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► none of the other buildings do so anyway [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► that is a that is a way in which so I do [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► not use g [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► yes so they just simply up well let's [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► just take this ready but for you it's [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► not simply a matter of cartographical [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► cheating you certainly want a sharp mind [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► you're not gonna you're not gonna shave [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► with soap [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► you're gonna you're gonna have the [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► minimal number of steps exposed to [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► people as part of your process but then [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► you're learning also it's your auto [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► didacticism that doesn't follow your [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► nose is that exactly and and so what is [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► much more likely and what happens all [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► the time is that I discovered roads that [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► are not on the map rather than thinking [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► that there's a road because they were [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► because it says so on the map and then [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► there's no Road this is it [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► I mean is it the opposite of a trap [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► Street i'm guessing that I'm guessing if [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► you are making a trap Street you would [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► not make the trap Street you could not [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► locate the trap Street on your map in a [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► place where people would say wow that's [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► a cool shortcut you know I mean nobody [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► nobody what she described with made with [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► the maiden lane was was exactly how it [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► works I think you'll see a little [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► cul-de-sac [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► that's called like Jackie court and so [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► jokey court and it doesn't even matter [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► what it is probably it should look [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► plausible but the point is if they're [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► going to Xerox that or whatever people [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► do today [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► scan it yeah right it's not gonna matter [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► what is going to fax it to each other it [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► could be called fuck you in the eye lane [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► that's the thing is that like it's going [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► to show up on mapping oh haha we might [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► we might own the copyright on fuck you [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► but probably not but not yet boy that [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► you know who I don't know I guess I'm [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► just thinking it's in again please say [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► as little as you can about this unless [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► you want to say more it just strikes me [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► that when you get into the area of [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► intelligence or or HUMINT or or our [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► element or any of the different kinds of [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► Intel yeah right you meant for our [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► listeners who are not adverse to MIT in [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► the clandestine arts it's just human [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► intelligence i learned about that after [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► the 911 you hear people saying that a [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► lot of people were confused about what [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► it meant the ordinance yeah human sounds [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► like something that you would put in the [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► bottom of the flower pot in order to [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► have your petunias group I knew Abe and [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► humans who [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► hello so hello idea where there's a lot [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► there's a lot at the lot on the cable [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► here we're not even near that ukulele [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► string [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► yeah you know butBut press on press on [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► well okay I all I'm saying is ok here [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► let me give you a few examples for [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► example uh I i if i remember correctly [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► Dick Cheney who I think might be even [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► more monkey balls than you dick cheney I [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► believe had the Naval Observatory [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► removed from google maps [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► oh he had it he added pixel it's smudged [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► ya Yin like maybe he had shifted a [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► couple feet i don't know right now you [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► remember when for example there's many [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► issues you may remember that when gps [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► first became a consumer product there's [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► a built-in fucked upness to it where [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► they made it off [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► first of all lucky we got good it was [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► still you are never allowed to be closer [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► than 14 feet or something but almost [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► more than that it was like 10 feet at [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► first because you didn't want to be able [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► to put a bomb right in the kaisers [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► pocket right right or drop drop the [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► bombs between the minarets down on [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► casbah Lane who is in a cast by that is [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► that is that a plane as by way [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► okay yeah uh well yeah and in fact uh [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► you know in those early days of [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► satellite pictures on the internet i had [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► of forest that i was very interested in [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► what was underneath it and I would go to [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► these places on the globe and I would [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► zoom in on these dark forests and then [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► they had decided that because these [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► forests were either a just empty forest [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► or be forests concealing special [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► installations that you could assume in [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► on him it was just it was like that's [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► just green green side that whoo-hoo-hoo [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► decide that now again I'm not gonna let [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► Howard Hughes into this but I know there [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► are ways that you can send specially [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► coded messages through a variety of [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► people so that there is no backwards [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► contamination of fake appetite us from a [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► man with cancer and a variety of ways [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► you can it was called a paddle out of 50 [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► Kleenexes i know that there are ways [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► that you can handle these things and a [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► is there a way to ensure that there's [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► the right brush coverage for [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► installation and be who sends who holds [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► the paddle tissues in their hand to let [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► someone know that that installation [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► needs to be reformatted what'swhat's [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► Google's motto uh oh that don't be evil [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► don't be evil who write so take it as [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► read if you assume that if your motto is [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► don't be evil that google is never evil [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► we can only be whoo-hoo lot models got [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► to be true right i mean absolutely not [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► it's in the name monocytes precisely [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► it's it's a it's by definition google [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► has never been evil and so they cannot [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► have possibly collaborated right in in [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► in smudging out there map program with [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► evil forces or people that have secret [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► installations in the forest so it has to [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► be either a just a coincidence be an [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► accident so for baby you know there's [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► your thumb thumb smudge on the lens lips [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► or uh or the or it's like a Stuxnet [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► thing where the government has great [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► here we go as written aspects not [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► program stuff net program this is the [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► one that's gonna be the one john blurbs [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► out all their secret forest background [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► check a small bag you got about 40 [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► seconds to pick that he getting I don't [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► have a small bag that commander we were [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► we were spotted all pick forged wire her [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► treachery and looks like a swimming pool [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► might have to bring it over [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► I've got it I've got a safe room I've [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► got a I've got a decoy safe route [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► haha i have a tunnel under the street [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► and I have it all away from this place [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► setting aside Howard use this is why I'm [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► obsessed with this it seems very [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► important John having IC having a safe [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► room [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► yeah they're just gonna burn it down [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► around you i was trying to explain the [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► very little bit that I understand about [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► security to people and what's that [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► what's that one that was the term that [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► they use okay for example try to explain [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► to my friend how I think about security [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► and as a demonstration we were in like a [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► little green room conference room thing [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► I took I took six paper cups and I put [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► them on a table and I said which one has [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► the million dollars under it you have [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► one guess [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► and he said I have no idea so I [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► surreptitiously took one of the cups and [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► drew a giant lock on it and said this is [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► locked and then I move them all around i [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► said ok which one of those as [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► million-dollar after it and and it the [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► one with the law [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► oddly enough he picked them with the [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► giant fucking lock on it my concern [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► somebody goes out and they spend like [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► probably 4,000 29 million dollars on a [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► safe room you could probably buy a pro [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► very nice safe room right yeah but do [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► you think the safe room is gonna come [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► it's gonna cost you fifty thousand [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► dollars for the base model [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► yeah yeah it's like it's like a [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► Rorschach finding the comedian's costume [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► he's gonna go make sure the closet [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► he's going to see at like a medieval [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► horror style huh that's kind of weird [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► there's an extra like couple inches here [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► I wonder what's going on here you can [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► get a fucking blueprint of any house in [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► America that's not going to be hard i [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► think what you need isn't as an [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► obviously overstock super obvious but [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► secret enough safe room and that net [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► becomes sure that becomes your trap your [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► trap room right wrap from craft room [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► they go there and they think he's gotta [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► be in here somewhere and they spent 15 [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► hours with an arc welder trying to break [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► in through your vintage safe door i'm [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► not giving away too much here now [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► vintage and vintage can be a very long [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► time John and and in fact you're safe [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► room is just it's just this ikea bed but [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► had a hinge on it that led to a stairway [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► that's kind and that's here [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► hey nobody's gonna look under the ikea [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► but that's not the first place you're [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► gonna look you know my whole life this [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► has become kind of a thing now to like [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► have a house with you know [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► oh if you're rich person your bookcase [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► can turn around like I can take on how [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► much my entire life i have wanted to [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► have tunnels in my house and under my [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► house I think every single listener [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► robbery gone that has survived this far [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► yeah probably has a desire to have a [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► bookcase that opens to reveal a secret [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► room or or a fake secret room [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► ah no no no i think absolutely right i [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► bet i bet all of us either on our desk [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► or in our head or in an undisclosed [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► location and I do have the domain name [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► undisclosed location com [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► actually um you somewhere you have you [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► have a jar that if it is not full of [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► your own urine for sanitary reasons [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► probably is full of pocket change [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► because you're saving up to fucking [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► retrofit whatever you live in to have [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► tunnels [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► I I was like having a slide would be [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► nice now in the professor is so nice [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► this is very important professor X's [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► mansion they have escaped tunnels so [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► that the Sentinels are or striker comes [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► to have a way to get out [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► I don't understand at this point in my [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► life I don't understand I'm 45 years old [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► and living in a place with two means of [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► egress both of which are exposed [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► you don't know what it's like to have a [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► child live with that why would i would [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► be very I would prevent [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► possible yeah agent my house has many [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► many ground floor excellence your house [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► hmm you just be really should be real [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► careful about this but the room that I [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► slept in that last couple nights [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► yeah it occurred to me that that that [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► room is kind of the center of the house [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► even though it feels like the least [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► important room in the house there's one [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► room we can zip through it and you're [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► almost you're almost anywhere in the [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► house including upstairs in a second [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► yeah and you'll notice you may not [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► notice this I should probably shouldn't [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► reveal this we can cut it out will end [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► up we're gonna end up cutting out pretty [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► much everything except Hodgman breaking [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► your ukulele but that room has as a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► variety of motion detectors in it [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► food because even though it is the least [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► important room in the house even though [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► it appears to be the least important [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► room in the house you would no matter [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► where you were in the house you would [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► end up passing through that room [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► triggering the motion detectors [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► aah so when I was this motion detectors [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► around my house [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► sure I noticed you had their little bit [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► what out of period and a krista connect [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► the reverse the mechanistic I noticed [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► that you have several very difficult to [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► notice motion detectors and you can put [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► them in places where it's like oh well [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► here I'm protecting my whatever my boot [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► collection who but that's not what you [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► to be put motion detectors in places [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► where people think that they will be [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► passing on observed you put them in [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► places where people are like oh well [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► just you know take a shortcut through [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► here like uh-huh right exactly is this [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► kind of helped enough tactics have been [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► upto can write like all i need to do or [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► like for that matter in a big brother [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► all i have to do is make you have a [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► plausible gut feeling that you either [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► are being watched or more likely could [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► be being watched [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► often enough right you only need to [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► point at you is a tinted window [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► whoo-hoo nothing has to be behind it who [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► as long as there's a tinted window there [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► the the suspicion that someone is behind [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► it watching you who mmm well that's good [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► and so who and so that room I was that [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► were me I would fortify that room is the [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► panopticon room [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► panopticon it is kind of at the center [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► to that's right well in any case it was [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► it was it was amazing to get to see all [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► the stuff firsthand [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► he will restore your chili it was it was [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► absolutely amazed and full of swords you [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► know I had a brief was gonna pay was a [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► foil whatever I didn't think you had a [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► saber yes gotta attack me with a sword [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► he did and he gave you and he he he [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► actually threw you a sword movement said [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► defend yourself i started crying what's [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► called a sword was a very uncomfortable [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► a very short sword fight [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► yeah he's very thin bones guys you know [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► he's very small tumor so it makes it [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► hard for him to breathe so you and and [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► Scotty exactly directly connect the trap [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► streets [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► yes absolutely yeah he's got Simpson and [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► and john hodgman and jonathan coulton [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► and Kathleen Edwards and four for a [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► brief period even Jonathan Colton's [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► performed henchmen Scarface who were all [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► staying in my house at once [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► it should have worked there's no reason [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► in the world should have worked but a [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► but in fact it did you kept finding more [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► places for people to sleep that maybe it [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► kind of made me think I realized by the [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► time that everybody was there it was [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► getting to be close quarters [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► even though you have to you know at [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► least two bathtubs that you'll discuss [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► and numerous numerous you know restroom [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► facilities I kept thinking I keep a [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► little bit like MOOCs in a phone booth I [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► kind of started to wonder how many more [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► delist entertainmentcelebrities could [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► potentially sleep in this house that [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► there's more room if you need it but [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► when i was considering is there there's [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► absolutely room for more bends I just [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► haven't I don't want my I don't want my [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► house to look like a safe house you know [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► what I mean like I what I don't know [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► you're saying somebody comes in with [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► like some kind of extra heat vision [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► goggles they see 35 days they're gonna [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► have questions [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► yeah exactly and i kinda wanna take a [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► look at the harriet tubman of indie rock [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► i hope you feel like it looks right I'm [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► not running an underground where at [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► railroad for people whose careers were [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► on the rock haha i'm a i-i-i i'm i'm [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► running a house here and I wanted to [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► look like a nice house that us so that [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► like a somewhat normal bachelor lives [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► who in by himself or with with various [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► you know operatives but I don't want I [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► don't want but I don't want to [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► don't want to seem like the like the [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► let's go to the mattresses scene in The [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► Godfather know where it's just it's 15 [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► guys cleaning their shotguns what I want [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► that's not saying that I know and what I [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► want like guarantee no I don't think [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► what I want without without doing is no [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► it was we learned during that that that [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► that intense time I i agree with you [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► know here's the other thing like if [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► you're one of those idiots trying to [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► fucking grow weed in your house your [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► electric bill is going to go through the [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► roof and and the black helicopters are [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► going to be shooting things at your [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► house where you will actually be a big [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► red glowing ball of ultraviolence [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► ultraviolence alright you know square [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► lights this regret this girl likes to [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► throw out a lot of wattage doing and if [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► I understand that from a black ops [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► helicopter you could actually you can [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► actually see with a heat scanner dealing [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► with a technical term you can actually [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► see who's growing wheat yeah they use [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► their heat scanner dealers [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► is that true I mean what you can say i [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► heard that story I've heard DEA guys can [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► do that absolutely can [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► although although there's some kind of [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► uh I think that they could say I think [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► it's past the search warrant question of [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► like hey we're not we're just running [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► are our infrared cameras over the town [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► looking for people who are who haven't [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► insulated there i don't think that would [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► be admissible in evidence [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► I like you I i am an amateur attorney i [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► don't think that I'm not but I'm not an [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► amateur litigator I do mostly amateur [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► contract work but as yet I believe that [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► the thing is now it whatever you can see [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► from outside somebody's house with [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► normal vision and so forth this is fair [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► game but with the with infrared cameras [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► that would that would be across the line [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► you think 2012 that's normal vision [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► I'm know exactly especially if you have [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► to settle built a purpose robot that [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► that you know what about listening you [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► know you can like hear vibrations you [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► can certainly identify the right now I'm [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► he you can hear you're not alone my [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► friend you start you start watching that [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► how he's moving start reading that bio [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► everyone else no no i've i've gone down [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► the howard hughes myself and i had i [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► climbed back out and barely made it out [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► with my clothes were shredded the future [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► yeah but you remember as we were sitting [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► in the garden have [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► a high-level conference but there was a [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► strange scenario where this guy's were [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► feeling full military helicopters and [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► low-flying Navy Jets i braid you're [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► gonna bring this up because I feel as [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► though I may be and not by your design I [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► feel like I'm being deeply drawn into [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► your world because I was a witness to [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► planes that weren't there I was witness [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► to buy your account i believe it was it [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► four to six unmarked Navy planes they [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► had a piece of the call sign on the tail [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► that might have been made up but they [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► were otherwise unmarked and sometimes [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► you can even see them and it but you [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► live by the airport if I could say not [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► super near the airport kinda wanna do it [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► I would i do that by the airport but [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► do you know anybody who lives by an [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► airport where there are invisible [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► helicopters i knows you were witness to [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► invisible helicopters John there's no [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► fucking question I was witness to that I [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► know people who live near airports [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► I know people who see invisible things [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► and I know a lot of people who hear [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► things that may or may not be there but [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► I was fucking witness in your yard with [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► a cup of coffee a lot of coffee I was [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► witness to with your assistance numerous [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► very suspicious Terran you know your [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► earthling what appeared to be earthling [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► aerospace devices that were right things [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► were wrong person were behaving in a way [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► that was that was inherently suspicious [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► right I understand the Doppler effect i [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► understand the Doppler effect i know how [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► that works [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► I understand that you see the lightning [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► then hear the Thunder I understand that [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► but we had a clear vision of the clear [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► skies and I swear to Christ I think [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► there were some decoy noises I think [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► there may have been some stealth copters [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► I don't have a way of explaining this [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► but but you know you here's the thing [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► you expect to see 129 of those in a year [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► and I think we saw about 16 in a day [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► well as i said to you and I think I've [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► said before if you were a UFO how would [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► you describe yourself if not as a a a [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► regular jet but just one that has no [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► markings i thought about it constantly [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► can I just say you would not write on a [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► paper cup i'm fucking UFO no you [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► wouldn't and also i am I my suspicion is [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► that these aircraft actually have [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► aircraft sound broadcasting technology [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► who where they are there they're [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► throwing they're basically throwing [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► their voices throwing their airplane [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► voices [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► so that because the thing is that by [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► living button it living by the airport I [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► am witness to dozens of jets a day that [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► behave like normal jets and they sound [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► like normal Jets and the jet flies and [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► it sounds like it's the sound is coming [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► from the jet but then there are these [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► periods these strange periods when all [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► of a sudden they're they're black hawk [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► helicopters all around with her and then [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► their jets flying but then there are [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► other there the sound of Jets coming [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► from all around and no jets at all [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► e because they're throwing their voices [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► well there's no John let's let's look at [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► the facts here could you not probably [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► tell more or less if you somewhere on [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► your block is someone shot a pistol you [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► could have a pretty i'm guessing you [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► would have a pretty good idea what [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► caliber of pistol that was whenever [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► someone on my block shoots a pistol [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► whenever sorry and it's you know and [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► it's it's not all the time [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► have a good day a regular enough that it [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► really are either either it's ramadan or [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► there's a wedding or uh something that's [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► the end of that somebody just got to get [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► away the natural result of a wedding our [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► aura somebody just got laid off from [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► their job or in the case the most recent [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► does the most recent gun that was fired [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► in my neighborhood was that my next-door [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► neighbor went into his daughter's room [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► in the middle of the night to find a [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► teenage boy there with her and the [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► teenage boy jumped out the window onto [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► the roof and my neighbor he was her [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► guest he was our guest okay my and the [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► teenage girl was telling her dad don't [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► know no and he ran out into the street [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► and the teenage boy was running up the [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► street and he fired [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► I a handful of a of 32 rounds into the [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► sky is that a Saturday night special [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► that's a well yeah basically took with [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► police police special [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► ok and so you know this is like four [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► thirty in the morning which is kinda [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► right in my that's in my afternoon and [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► so I was able to be at my window and [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► know how many shots yet last i was able [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► to be at my window and you know and pen [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► and ready [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► to engage fully ready to engage whoever [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► it was and it was my neighbor standing [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► in the street in his underwear shooting [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► his gun in the air and I went oh alright [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► well dad I'm not needed here [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► well apparently he's got he's got the [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► uniform his eyes got real well in hand [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► he's got the yeah he's got the uniform [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► of underwear and gun about 30 minutes [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► later [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► this is now five o'clock in the morning [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► there the street is full of cop cars [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► because somebody called him not me and [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► he's my neighbor is out there stone his [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► underwear explaining himself to these [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► cops and it isn't long before they're [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► all laughing and slapping each other on [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► the back and it's a it's a big you know [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► big hoedown out there and they you know [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► they wag their fingers at him and oh you [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► and he had it goes back inside and the [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► cops drive off and I'm like interesting [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► so I don't see him for a couple of days [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► but the next time I run into him I k [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► what was that all about these techniques [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► he tells me the story and it all seems [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► it all seems perfectly normal [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► that is a that is an incident that [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► that's an example of what I could [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► consider just the normal firearm [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► discharge that goes along with with the [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► with living in this part of town but now [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► that the police are testing their [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► automatic weapons down the hill [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► it is it is just it is disturbing my [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► ability to locate and identify normal [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► gunfire oh and their food [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► not a lot of people neighborhood that [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► might be just unnerving but for you that [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► is adding if I may say noise as satin [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► noise static precisely [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► yeah I i mentioned it the other day on [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► Twitter like the police are are testing [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► their I mean there that they didn't used [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► to didn't use to fire automatic weapons [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► they sat down there at their gun range [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► and then went PAP PAP PAP but now they [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► feel outgunned or something and they're [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► down there with with machine guns [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► and you know that obviously it only [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► happens for a little bit for a little [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► bit you know once it runs every few days [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► they decide to unleash a fusillade who [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► but uh but it really is you know usually [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► in this neighborhood when you heard [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► automatic weapons [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► that's when you knew that the that [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► someone was having a dispute that some [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► young people are having a dispute I [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► might have been about real estate or [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► commerce it would be it would be [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► something that would be a real estate [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► problem a commerce problem it might be [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► it might be a romantic [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► Oh issue i mean obviously young people [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► and machine guns is inherently romantic [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► oh but uh but anyway so that so the [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► police are kind of their coming up my [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► game and I believe it's another example [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► of looks like they're throwing sound [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► they're throwing sound at me in order to [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► confuse and disrupt by my normal [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► perception [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► yeah it's one thing to play a van Halen [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► to Manuel Noriega because I who knows [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► whether he's a fan yeah i think you [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► would probably be mostly okay with that [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► it's hot for teacher you might want to [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► just dig in you know and then make some [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► more coffee when they were explaining [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► that they were that they were trying to [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► irritate manuel noriega by playing van [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► halen really loud I was like how at that [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► that was right at the age where you and [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► I brought both probably were like what [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► that sounds amazing right they actually [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► play in Panama right yeah well that's a [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► link that little that's a little on the [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► news [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► it's a little on the nose but they were [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► playing it through some army grade hifi [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► system this year we have special hi-fi's [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► name i'm sorry if you can say i'm pretty [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► sure the arm that the Army has Wi-Fi [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► technology that the rest of us can only [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► dream of [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► well it seems like my boy is gonna guess [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► this is exactly around sound for years [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► weaponizing the Browns I spend so much [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► in my day worrying about when the Browns [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► every time I hear a train coming I'm [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► thinking that's it this is the brown [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► sound this is going to be disruptive [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► like I need a fucking brown sound mind [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► you know what they would test it out on [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► San Francisco to that's the first place [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► with or maybe they would have it [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► shootout at the non-existent playing the [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► mayor may not really be there there's a [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► question to you were you there i believe [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► you were there when something either to [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► my friends my friends find this either [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► supernatural or i find it embarrassing [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► were you there when a truck [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► was heard outside your house and call me [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► service i was able to identify which [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► delivery service it was always just [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► brilliant [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► yeah you were really you identified by [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► the by the sound of the diesel motor and [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► the way the truck drove to see here this [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► is the beauty of expertise I can't tell [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► you why the roast beef weighs five [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► pounds all i know is that the recipe for [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► his five pounds right you did you use [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► fedex that he said fedex and we all [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► walked around the side of the house and [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► sure enough it was a fedex truck the [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► weekend and we were like oh I'm really [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► good at it but the thing is that [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► listening to that motor to mean as a [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► non-expert who that could have been a [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► garbage truck it could have been us [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► it could've been you use certainly be [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► forgiven for sandbagging here John but I [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► i do think you're I think you're [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► sandbagging I i well anyway let's not [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► get into it but I'm really good at UPS [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► versus a postal service the the united [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► states postal service they have a very [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► very recognizable sound to them and I [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► think also ok here you ready for this [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► year's to their motor crazy maybe you [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► know like you go by we will talk about [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► this with suits like you gonna get a [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► previous now it's got to fit Carson on [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► skeuomorphism right trying to make so [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► excited about that such an interesting [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► idea John everything is related [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► are you aware that it really everything [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► is related [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► yes that's my it's on my family crashed [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► right after right after roast beef [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► sandwich to keep that in the real safe [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► room if you can say yeah I'm so I was [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► working on the crest okay here's the [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► thing i get i'm sorry to say so many [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► deliveries of various kinds right [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► no we were discussing this that you you [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► have you are taking advantage of the new [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► economy who haha [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► more than anything I am ruining the [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► environment excuse me [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► so you are someone who would rather have [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► uh you'd rather have his toilet paper [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► delivered for warehouse and China towels [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► and paper parasols flown across the [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► country and hand delivered to your door [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► if it was if it's three cents cheaper [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► then then then you would go down to the [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► corner grocery store and John if it were [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► twenty dollars more i still do it just [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► because i want to offset all of this [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► green stuff that's going on [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► so yeah you literally order your toilet [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► paper from a warehouse in Kentucky and [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► have it have it delivered hand-delivered [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► to this is this is the kind of thing [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► that should be in books what i do should [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► be in books because it is so appalling [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► on so many levels that it's the thing [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► kind of thing that people will [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► eventually write about his company based [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► in Seattle called Amazon that i use [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► amazon.com is their web address on the [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► web [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► apparently they are there turns out [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► taking over the internet according to [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► Wired magazine [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► oh they are with you we were there when [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► you got a picture taken with the [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► functional and i showed you those [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► lockers [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► ya can't seem to have same-day delivery [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► so long so long Bob's comics [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► okay so here's the thing i hate Bob and [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► I was such a dick i hate box camera [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► smaller I hate Bob's hobby shop [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► hey don't box camera store was actually [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► they helped me out but secure for prime [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► ones my dad service pistol for more to i [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► still havent and he had never cleaned it [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► as far as I could tell us ever since [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► he's just the bluing anecdote [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► yeah ever since he moved out of the ever [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► since we moved out of them maybe since [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► he left the Navy but I took it into this [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► gun shop called Bob Bob guns [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► this is that is all this story already [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► about how much loss today because the [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► blooming in this rebuilding the [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► seventies [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► well yeah but was what was amazing about [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► it was I walk into this place with a gun [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► kind of in my jacket and I walk over and [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► I'm like I put it down on the table and [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► I'm like you know hey I don't know how [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► to I don't think about this gun I don't [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► know how to clean it and I want to know [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► how to clean it i want to know how to [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► take it apart and they were they all [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► gathered around and they strip this gun [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► down to like just the just then the the [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► nuts and washers you know and the guy [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► walks me through the process of of [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► cleaning it [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► it's like field stripping it cleaning it [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► and putting it back together and he does [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► it for me like four times [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► real slow like here's how you do it you [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► can look it up he knows he is somebody [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► comes in with it with a sixty-year-old [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► 45 and any and he just goes on to say to [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► absolutely and every and all the guys [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► behind the counter they're all have to [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► react to read the instructions on how to [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► change my tire every time these guys [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► look at their that the things they are [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► exactly the guys that run comic book [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► stores they're the same guys there [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► heavyset guys [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► justice there's there's there's a vast [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► although these vests are like bristling [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► with guns but they do they have the same [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► vest have the same kind of like they're [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► there they're losing their hair but [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► they've got some hair and its kind of [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► that's likes just plastered down with [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► sweat they have a beard that's trimmed [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► kind of it they trimmed it kind of kind [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► of clothes but then some haven't shaved [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► in a few days so the hair is kind of [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► going back and and they brought that [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► same expertise to this thing where the [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► again and the guy I wasn't there to buy [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► anything I wasn't there I I that we had [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► no commercial interaction of any kind [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► he just spent a half an hour teaching me [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► really slowly how to field strip and put [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► back together that field trip cleaning [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► and reassemble this gun and it was [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► because he loved it and I was so I i'm [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► still so grateful to that guy and that [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► was that was a place called Bob's guns [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► you know I'm sorry I apologize that 1000 [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► cuz it's not Hobbs the whole Bob [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► enterprise like at bobs cameras Bob's [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► bugs comic books [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► you're right i don't care about this [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► well it's just certain things that I [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► mean I don't want to be reductive as you [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► know I never want to be reductive w you [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► are not ever reductive know now a look [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► you know I its there's a certain type [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► you know and and i think that one of the [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► extreme examples can be at the comic [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► book guy right not simply the 12 steps [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► and speakers i did you send you a link [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► Herman the guy who runs the gun store on [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► the simpsons i think is pretty close to [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► what you're talking about and I live up [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► to it and square alliance as quickly and [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► are you talking about a sk valiance [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► being the wolf avoidance everyone's [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► official responsibilities that what [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► you're talking about so excited about is [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► covalent is covalent isn't a great word [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► school of aliens who is very great word [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► but anyway you were saying about the [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► jury that surveillance meeting about it [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► and I'd i'm very excited I kind of feel [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► like it should be [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► I kind of feel like that should be an [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► easter egg who bowl that's a good idea [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► yeah yeah no soap radio that's good well [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► let's check this legislation to also [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► check the door um before [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► so your usual us welcome welcome roger [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► wilco attendance can you explain to me [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► your your interest in in radio [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► terminology or is that so sure I can [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► shrink and I can also there [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► oh no no i don't think so i could I [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► little bit i can also discuss my amazon [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► workflow we can talk about chili was [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► much more interested in your amazon [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► relational you know i believe was on the [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► show that we were discussing discussing [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► some of these matters and my interest in [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► what's called voice procedure for you [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► and a friend a friend of the show i [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► believe was the show but a friend sent [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► along a fan tastic PDF that i will 40 in [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► case you missed it which is this very [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► very long document of pretty much [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► everything I've ever wanted to know [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► about all of that stuff a bunch of stuff [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► about how to identify like when you're [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► making a little map in the sand and make [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► square here and here's what we know [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► about happening it's all how to do that [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► army stuff i wish i knew about yeah and [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► I think it might even have what I've [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► been looking for for years and I there's [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► no way i can show you what i'm doing [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► right now but imagine I'm squatting not [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► and I've got camouflage camo makeup i [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► believe they got it and imagine that [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► there's a bunch of guys with me there's [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► some guys over there and other guys over [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► there and using my hand signals pointing [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► at my eyes and sticking up a certain [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► number of fingers I give directions [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► right I want to know what the fuck that [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► is and how I can do it well you know I [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► have a cousin named for that is their [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► special forces handbook here and I [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► should have made a should have made a [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► copy of it for you can even do that this [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► page is your occipital is it in like [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► blue ink or anything [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► oh good good point no I think they are [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► xerox people that release that might [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► release I you know can I apologize for [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► the hierarchies concerns that might upon [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► upon exposure to bright light like you [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► would have any say goodnight clear [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► yeah yeah well I wondered why we can [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► raise money it might it might actually [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► release some kind of a subtle gas that [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► would enable black ops to see that you [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► tried 20 special optimal I don't make it [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► weird [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► well you know the special ops manual has [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► a lot of a lot of like your tiger trap [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► instructions haha i need that I [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► that one thing it doesn't look like it [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► doesn't talk about is whether the book [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► itself is a tiger trap [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► well see this is the thing I think this [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► is the trap Street us are my best friend [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► everyday job in a thousand times when [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► conventional warfare manual this is [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► something i need to read I should [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► probably also be waterboarded not a lot [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► like a little bit you know I think [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► everybody in America should be [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► waterboarded a little bit just to [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► experience what it just to experience [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► like what what is when they should cost [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► which they pay for that would be a lady [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► doing it i think there should i think [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► there should be a little Korean lady at [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► the airport [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► whoo-hoo right next to the massage [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► tables a small like Linda hunt sized em [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► small enough that she needs to stand on [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► a on a overturn milk crate to properly [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► waterboard a big man but it'd be [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► something that as your cuz you're coming [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► you're your there at the airport you got [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► 45 minutes before your flight [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► I looks like one of those creepy massage [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► tables yeah you go get somebody to pour [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► water down your throat while they're [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► holding a cheese cloth over your face so [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► you gotta just so you get a sense of [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► what I have a real different sense of [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► that the feeling of that I know it no [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► matter what its gonna be horrible and [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► ice cream for them to stop but i think i [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► would scream differently depending on [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► who is doing I'm like a lie to you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► hmm i bet this popular in Germany but [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► not with water you mean like if somebody [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► was waterboarding you but they were also [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► kind of cradling your balls they call it [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► as i said board is important it's [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► important no way that would be still be [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► Swedish I guess anyway [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► god dammit this is gonna suck we're [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► gonna rock this episode John there's [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► just too much here what one of the [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► questions that i have for you at [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► somebody who has done multiple multiple [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► multiple podcast who I feel that we are [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► getting into a place where neither you [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► nor I can fully separate our real-life [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► interactions our podcast interactions [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► and our other the daily conversation so [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► that we are we're having this kind of [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► this hesitancy where it's like have we [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► talked about this before I know I told [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► me about this before but have we now [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► what do we do like personally I [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► personally could care fucking less if we [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► get ourselves personally personally [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► alright but but I mean more insight [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► about the time that I stole my dad's [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► plane [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► what what oh wait I've never told that [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► story I never heard that story [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► oh my gosh we'll get to that [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► yeah i'm gonna need another stack coming [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► up my game delivery truck sound my [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► amazon workflow yeah now-now workflow ok [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► we talked about this at length with [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► scott simpson which is which is how long [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► can we sustain a universe in which [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► toilet paper it is getting way in which [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► it is cost effective to deliver toilet [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► paper and uh and paper towel yeah that [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► have been flown to your town from far [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► far away I i actually have I know the [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► answer that until 25 years ago haha [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► we're already past it so here's how this [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► works I'll make this quick [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► first we should mention that you that by [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► the register will put this up a [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► tremendous photo of taken by forget the [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► clutch Scott took a wonderful photo of [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► you and I in front of a pump chili / [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► cheese machine at a 7-eleven I think we [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► both look very handsome [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► that was my local as they say in the UK [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► that's your local your local 7-eleven [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► and you say there's this is frequently [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► some very colorful characters out there [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► yeah well as we were rounding the corner [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► I i prepared you guys for before like [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► making it further over who we might see [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► attract the Phalanx of junkies you know [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► that neighborhood is one of those [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► neighborhoods that 25 years ago no one [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► in the city zoning office had held any [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► hope out for it at all [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► they were like ah this is this [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► neighborhoods like really close into [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► town and it has a bunch of big Victorian [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► houses who's ever going to want to live [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► there who [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► so this is the neighborhood that we're [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► gonna put all the halfway houses all the [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► like you know group homes and places [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► where people are have just been released [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► from jail but because their level three [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► sex offender we can't really release [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► them into the larger population so they [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► have to live together all lojacked think [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► that anything like a 17-room Victoria [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► favor guided by voices records hello [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► Jackie the repeat offender and so that [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► neighborhood as you walk down the street [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► of course of course yeah [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► in the intervening 20 years eighty [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► percent of those large Victorian homes [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► have been completely restored and now [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► have young couples living in them and [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► the and the sidewalk out front is [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► covered with chalk drawings of [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► princesses and start [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► like their children each one has exactly [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► one fucking obvious safe room right [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► there are there are from from house to [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► house you can go to bed and flags next [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► house no Tibetan flags next house [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► Tibetan flags and it kind of get a sense [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► of who from rainbow rainbow fly-in [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► princess drawing there was that there [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► was the funk band playing across the [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► street as we walked walked up the block [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► they were good and they were polite they [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► were nice they were playing out a polite [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► volume for a neighborhood and then [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► there's the victorian house which is a [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► sex offender halfway house [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► this is the one of what she spoke you [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► said you said you live near a place [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► within the puffy leather jacket episode [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► or puffy [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► yeah the unique false other guy in the [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► puffy jacket you describe it with memory [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► serves you have one place that is for [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► dangerous people and another one that's [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► for dangerous crazy people right and [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► they're both they're both on the same [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► block and they're both nice convenient [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► sell this Amazon has to bring them [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► toilet paper can you imagine the [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► economies of scale to that but you know [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► what they don't they they they just have [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► a steady like every day it's just like a [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► conveyor belt of toilet paper peanut [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► butter who and things that can be made [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► into shits well you know they're out in [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► this they're out on the street they're [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► not only are they are being held in [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► these structures these structures [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► couldn't hold them anyway they're just [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► didn't they could like punch their way [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► through the walls of these old rickety [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► houses anyway so they can they tend to [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► congregate out in front of that 7-eleven [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► and some of them are swatting at [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► imaginary bees and some of them are [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► trying to secure some methadone and some [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► of them are a you know are like standing [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► out there really like smoking really [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► angrily like they're so mad and they're [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► not mad at the cigarette we've been [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► angry smoker in our neighborhood you do [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► always super angry and very ritualistic [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► mad mad mad and smokes a cigarette all [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► the way down to the butt and then like [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► I'm gonna make a video and show this to [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► you but he has yeah you you when you [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► were in the u.s Civil Air Patrol we win [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► i was in the similar but you have to do [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► any drills with with rifles we did do [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► some rifle drills there's my god there's [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► a 16 move rifle I forget what it's [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► called but indications but there's a 16 [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► move rifle thing that I can still do in [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► my sleep with [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► it's and everything yeah boom been [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► caught right it's like firearms kata [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► it's like jock tick-tock pit pup keep [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► both side down and up and down and over [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► and imagine imagine if somebody had a [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► cigarette kata or cigarette cadence I [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► don't know what you call it so imagine [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► this guy who's very tall and very old [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► and he imagined him like starts out with [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► his cigarette at waist level lit he pops [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► it up at a 45-degree angle throws it at [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► his face as though he's trying to aim [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► for his mouth takes an angry puff pulls [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► it back out and down and doing that [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► repeatedly every one and a half seconds [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► until the cigarette is going to stop it [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► Bob chick up deep ball and you stand [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► there for that restaurant on my house i [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► like it like a great malignant gargoyle [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► so you go in and we got the Amazon you [TS]