Ep. 39: "Darth of Options"
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hello hi John
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hi marilyn is going it's going good how
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are you going I'm pretty I'm pretty good
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i have to sound a little hoarse
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oh well don't sound a little lady horse
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boo a little pony throat you don't you
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don't sound good you sound horse and a
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little horse I think have you been what
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have you been doing been eating cats
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just the dead ones see that will make
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your horse
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um I was out kind of late last night no
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you were party and I know how many party
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how many subway sandwiches did you have
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you'll have to ask that already 2am
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subway so no now I had a steak like a
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gentleman
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oh that's nice late staker at least it
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was a medium medium times take it was
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this pretty good pretty good
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yeah it's funny you um actually talk
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about the internet you post something on
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the internet not too long ago the house
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inspired a whole new revolution in
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people's minds yeah now people dressing
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up like steaks steaks and her what did I
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say on the internet that anybody cared
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well it was in a very short format you
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recently said something along the lines
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of my health I catch my keyboard
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he said something along the lines of the
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the big difference in quality is not
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between a cheat meal and a costly meal
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is a difference in quality between a
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good fifteen dollar meal and a bad $15
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meal that's right yeah I believe that
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what would I hope I hope it isn't
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selling I'm pandering to say this I
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think there's like maybe 12 wise things
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in that well it's one of the interesting
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things about economics right it's the
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thing that that economics cannot account
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for is why is this $15 meal in this town
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the most amazing meal I've ever had and
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this $15 meal across the street is like
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it's like eating fresh abortion is it
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locally sourced how its kind of possible
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that's from that he remember
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mother Catherine's uh school for dirty
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girls fresh every Tuesday well there's a
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guy in a chef's hat just waiting out
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back for another cosmic fire that you'll
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be better now they're the ones better
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this way
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that's terrible we just lost the
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thousand followers sorry domine domine
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domine we I i have well I i think that
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was I think you know but portion talk
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aside and that riders could be a
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different show
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I don't think we should get ahead of
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ourselves we are i think that was very
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smart and there's two parts in
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particular that I think very smart first
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of all you did something probably a
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Greek name for eating but you took a
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u-turn it i turned it i just did I put a
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little twist in it
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yeah yeah that there's a protected
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portion is that what that's called a
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torque what do they call that we had the
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twisty twisty us who i was reading about
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the World's Strongest Man this week and
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they say that there's a big difference
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you know you could be a little bit
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strong and be really strong but there's
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some kind of that someone going to some
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scientific jargon for a minute so
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forgive me
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alright there's some kind of scientific
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excitability and your muscle parts that
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allows them to quickly like like AG like
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a great
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like what like a bunch of Panzers you
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get them all going the same direction at
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the same time and you can do like this
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guy does and lift an SUV seven times
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he's extraordinary the first time you
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ever you know what I bet you a whole
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bunch of pansies all going in the same
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direction could do better than just lift
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an SUV a couple of times 7 times John
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seven still I think Panzers up with the
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with the applying the right amount of
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force to a group of Panzers this seems
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if you'll forgive my saying a little
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fast I'll i think if you get 7 pans in
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all fairness you should have seven super
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strong guys I'm mm I don't know I'm you
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know it's your show
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I think about being the strongest man in
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the world is it something that's always
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you know you can never rest
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you know what I mean like you can't be
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the strongest man in the world for 15
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years there's no overtimes exactly
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people are always taking and picking a
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fight they like pick up my SUV and he's
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like can I just enjoy a meal with my
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that's right I'm here I'm here I'm
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eating here I came out wrong man bought
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out by lift up the fucking part of
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abortions i get i see it being much more
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difficult to navigate the net if it was
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just drunk guys in bars that went to
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fight you you can handle it
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in this case it's like it is a suburban
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he's got like a two-year-old Vanek not
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even advantage and maybe he's got a
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dodger for their scarves got an era
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start you live in a living aerostar I
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look than aerostar for a while there to
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start the proprietary electronic service
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for the fan aerostar is a van I think
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there might be a proprietary electronic
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service also called aerostar it it has
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two great it has two great words within
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arrow meaning air and star meaning star
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I learned a great thing yesterday star
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is that it's not super good i was
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reading about the zenith Space Command
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that the first i was reading the sign
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every gadget blog site you know Space
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Command work there
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the enemies of GI Joe and his friends
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that's right i think Josh design them
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see that Xena space they're based in
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Brooklyn
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oh don't know diaper mhm but it's
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actually bushwick they stay just it's
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just look at the 1i this little color
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east williamsburg haha oh that's cool
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just wasn't Xena Space Command i have to
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agree this was the first guy kind of
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popular consumer of control
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oh and i read it it made a big huge loud
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click when you touched it and all
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interview was a go up in the channels at
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no other control anyway when you were
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like us and you had four channels that's
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not so big a deal
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ok actually just 11 13 4 7 11 13 and
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change and stick so I could still
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observe my mother's demand that I not
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sit in front of the idiot box
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uh-huh so I be just slightly away from
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the idiot box and I have the
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head-turning stick like this Kelly got a
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helper monkey that was expressed as a
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lot click I remember these when you
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people had these old people hang on to
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these TVs from the giant console TVs you
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don't have a record player in it and
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sure a record player on one side and
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then I'll bar maybe a wet bar the shaped
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like a globe on the other side minstrel
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show it was amazing and so yeah I think
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the big clique is what you hear
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but then there's like an I don't say
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ultrasonic i'm not a scientist but then
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there's like a very a pitch that the TV
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picks up is pretty primitive but not
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like they said in the stupid article
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like how great
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that for a name that you just don't hear
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names like Xena Space Command anymore
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enough space command
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yeah pretty good name
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I like it a lot I got away from muscles
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and don't give me one good reason why I
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shouldn't buy a white Trans Am that too
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was the one that you were is it really
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white it looks like it's very like a
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light silver is that really white
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I think it's a white Trans Am Wow and
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does it come with the very front plate
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bone you think that might be the
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proprietary I think the vanity plate
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like it the guys gonna keep the vanity
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or or maybe that's maybe just maybe
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that's just something he slapped on
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there because of that weird craigslist
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thing where people are afraid people
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that let if you see their license plate
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you're going to steal their identity
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have you noticed this on craigslist not
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noticing it right this second because he
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looks like he's photoshop to gray out
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his electric meter yeah people people
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did you know that it's got a cap on it
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now people fog out the weirdest stuff on
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craigslist look up somebody's gonna
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steal my identity they can see like my
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electric meter remember when that
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started it was a very famous thing that
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happened in the early days of ebay that
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was one of the first thing I hope the
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guy was selling a soul silver electrode
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electronics and he kept taking pictures
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of it and only later did people realize
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that he could see his direction in the
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yeah by that i mean there's so there's
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only so much you can subscribe to the
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parallax effect was a very very heavy
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man i don't know if it is the concave
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nature of a pot that he he was good and
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obvious that he was it was really just
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altogether
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yeah okay yes I should've read further
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on this John sent me something earlier
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it sounds to me like you I don't see why
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don't we might steal it out from under
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so we have I too many details right but
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let's let's just say that somewhere out
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there maybe and apparently white Burt
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Reynolds looking Trans Am 1977 pontiac
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trans am and it's got a rebuilt 400
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motor senior it make it very searchable
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national silver silver of firebird on
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the outlook so heavy
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it's very happy yeah we're on ya
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catalina and it was heavy yeah yeah
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what year oh my gosh pontiac catalina I
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what we have is really ugly green color
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i could probably find it was really
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going on and i'm guessing what you're
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right i found out i was writing
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something about my late father and X and
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a nice memory I have of being in that
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car and so we don't actually do some
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research i could probably get up in
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other sites we can find out all kinds of
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stuff for the very like my my cousin
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vinny stuff about exactly what was
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available on certain cars
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oh because I got it this guy's a
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scoundrel like you could find out this
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is actually his his electric meter now
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this seems that seems right
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this car seems right i mean that
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everybody's long you trust people in
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everett in general ever it is not a
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place you can trust people
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everett washington is is the home of
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what we used to be the home of the USS
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Abraham Lincoln and all of its crew who
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I think the Lincoln has rotated out and
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now they have like a the US says I don't
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know maybe the new minutes is up there
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but whatever reason it's it's a navy
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town it's full of sailors and i'm
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guessing that is who owns this white 77
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Trans Am
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yeah but the lessons but this bone but
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what do you think way to get rejected
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when he was there at the store and
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looking at license plates
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what do you have there once he's looked
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at and a little pussy or there anything
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looked at every point now I don't know
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if I can live up to you know rabbi jack
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or something you know I bet you he went
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in there looking for bone me and he
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found bone yeah I don't think he had a
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list i think he had he was like bone
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isn't yet is a suggestion
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well it's not the thing is it's not a
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real license plate it just says USA on
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the top and then bone so it's like a
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front plate in a state where you're not
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required to have plates on the front
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that's where i would always get in ohio
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you didn't have to have that either
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yeah i think i think this is the type of
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thing where if you are if you're a
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runaway and you are sitting on your
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suitcase in front of a motel in the
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morning
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uh-huh you can't you is you can't afford
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bus fare and there's a and there's a
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white Trans Am or so depressed
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and that's the vanity plates all do ya
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has a runaway does this look like an
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opportunity to you or does this look
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like a potential three pairs on which
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thin lizzy song is playing with the boys
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are back in town i'm going to think
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twice and maybe stay on the suitcase
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again whiskey in the jar i might have
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wow yeah you know what you just you just
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convinced it pretty well
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well i got the top of my head but like I
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really like that version of whiskey in
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the jar is very creative i mean if i
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mean i guess some people are familiar
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with metallica version via thin lizzy
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but i was also familiar with it's an old
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folk song it's a widely heavily covered
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you know folk song with women
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I'm sorry please go ahead i'm looking
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more closely at this and I can I I have
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so much to say about this and I'm
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holding it back to you if you look in at
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the cockpit photograph how many pink
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christmas tree r fresheners does he have
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hanging from his stereo knob can you
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count them all I didn't call you have to
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look at the other ones yet haha she
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shows you
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oh he's got little trees how many trees
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it's hard to tell on this monitor i see
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at least two now I'm seeing more i'm
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seeing three possibly four now if you
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need if you need three possibly four
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pink right season one you mean he's got
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four air fresheners in his car and
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always got some some one of his
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colleagues that some japanese anal beads
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hanging precariously mukhang show
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yeah he does he has anal beads hanging
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from his rearview mirror but you know
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you have to expect with the light with
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the vanity plate bone is going to be
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your operator does what it says on the
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it's the Christmas tree air fresheners
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that are freaking me out because I don't
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know what flavor pink is but i'm
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guessing it's like venir hasta and I
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think it's barry i was very into the
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green was down in this guy's defense and
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I haven't met this guy at all i don't
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have been everything I must tell you
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that in my and my in 1970 volkswagen bus
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i would accumulate those that you do
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like some people have garters or or
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restraining orders and i would let my
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green trees
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did you get it did you also hang the
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tassel from your cap at graduation human
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teen I think I
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I think you live down 85 exactly green
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tassel oh my god green and yellow nobody
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look good in our colors it tests your
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high school colors red green and yellow
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and I never envied green and yellow you
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know what we have so much to talk about
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in this ad and I i we obviously we have
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a lot of things to cover here as well so
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it is an automatic the right that's
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well that era they they stop putting
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manual transmissions and continued at us
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to stick to like the ladies off the side
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of the but the problem is can you should
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you legitimately put a child safety seat
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in a Trans Am like this i think I'd
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jected like a bad kidney and and it's
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not like your dad
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yeah I'm afraid it's because the Arizona
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but raising arizona type of situation
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where i would just be out of something
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bad would happen did you just call me
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damn it all the time actually literally
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cutting that out the way 1337 I got that
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a couple of this out
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don't talk anymore on ah now i'm gonna
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leave in fuck you
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the are the off button okay so okay
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dance your question there's several
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things about this that we need to talk
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about obviously obviously there are no
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there are no airbags in a car like this
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they're going up there are no safety
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features of any kind i think it actually
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shoots a falling-out you well when you
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when you get into a crash
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it's like a cat of nine tail starts
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poking around inside to get doing good
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doing good doing around and here's
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together several things to point out i
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don't like to bring up a sore memory for
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you but you remember what happened like
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that time when you called me damn a few
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minutes ago
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as with the bluing problem on your
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father's gun if I'm right right right i
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want to point out a few things about
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this i think the anal beads on the
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wu-tang clan symbol are not original I
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think the trees are aftermarket no way
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did you get that particular shitty
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eighties cassette deck on this and what
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is the deal with the prismatic
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background on the dash control area if
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you don't know that's just docstoc what
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I call what they call that in features
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do you think that is called the metal
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great finish or metal plated is what
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they call it i mean obviously it's a
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sticker but they could cause a pretty
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badass lookin thicker it is its present
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have a feeling that everyone to disney
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properties but it
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kind of Tomorrowland feeling in the
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future your car will be shiny inside
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zenith Space Command yes that's what it
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says and then that you got what else you
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got the trees an American car won't
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smell you got I what else we got here I
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don't know John I think you should go
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and tender and offer heavy decocking
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condom wrappers on the passenger side
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floor he i think he went out
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specifically bought a bottle of armor
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all are maracas this I would slide right
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off the seats that's just way too shiny
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for me he has armor all the hell out of
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this thing that you do when you put when
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you put your daughter's child seat in
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the back of this extremely dangerous
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vehicle
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yeah i would i would maybe scuff it up a
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little bit break out break in the seats
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look I'm saying I mean maybe doing there
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maybe Denise and paper because every
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time you hit the highway you gotta spin
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the tires you gotta kick dirt up you
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have to there's a lot of responsibility
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of owning a car like this i think it
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brings expectations either that or I i
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found this the the last time I owned a
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motor vehicle with a very large engine
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can intimidate one of those engines that
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sounds intimidating but you don't even
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have to see the the vehicle you just
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hear it like little doob doob tube one
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of those cars but it's a very very
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satisfying feeling to have a car that
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makes that sound because when you roll
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onto someone street if they're expecting
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you to arrive but they hear that sound
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before they see you and it's everywhere
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you go you're just sort of blanketing
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the world with your like power
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yeah but in any case I hate you a lot
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sooner than other people do you know
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here comes that guy but when I owned
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that car I realized that I no longer
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needed to drive fast but in fact the
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real power move was to drive incredibly
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slow and everywhere I went I just
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basically drove that idle speed do but
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the car with this it just butter along
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with 15 miles an hour and and everybody
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else on the road was like too afraid to
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honk it was a great life and the people
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at the funny part is it wasn't like you
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can just gave people like some idiots
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and bald middle-aged guy starting is
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it's like in this case you're just
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plugging along looking at people a
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little bit too long and they're going
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could you please drive a little tense up
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and I would sit way down there by care
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car seat is so my nose was just on the
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novel digging to do I look like an R
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crumb drawing of something big nose
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picking out the window
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here's my thing the the first of all a
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yes you should go and look at this maybe
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bring a mechanical or someone pretending
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to bring jason hasn't pretend to be a
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mechanic see if this guy freaks right
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and then if you buy this and I think he
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should he's got an oboe on here it says
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a it's just as 1600 OBO so you might be
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able to talk him down interesting trade
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maybe I'm just saying I think you can
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bring the product i see what the price
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was no okay i think you could probably
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talk about just a little
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it depends on the condition that net oh
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and it and then be here's my promise to
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you if you if you send me proof that you
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have bought this from him getting slip
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as they say i would literally I will
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literally buy you a copy of jail break
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today on cassette Wow or jailbreak
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jailbreak right with spanish are pretty
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sure that is a cassette player you're
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what does eighties knobs gonna tell my
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iron maiden cassettes out of my and my
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gym bag they're saying you have photo of
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the melted highway to hell
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cassette that I found in our garage I
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don't think so but my friend when I've
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already said too much
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ok now i have a friend who's a good
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friend you know him or you know of him
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an artist he is making a coffee table
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book of certain kind of cassette it's
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going to be very beautiful I've already
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said you have a certain is that there's
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somebody right now right racing out to
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get a tumbler of the of this idea and
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then I I want you to stop doing that
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whoever you are
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huh it's my friends idea sake a
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cassettes lucky a cassettes think the
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others are the last thing I'm going to
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say about this Craigslist ad but he has
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made the classic error of saying too
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much to list but he did not put two
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letter O's in the first two so it so it
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looks like so much to list made a
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classic craigslist spelling error which
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makes me think that I can really trust
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I can really try but I'm not only can I
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trust this guy because he's a real
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American but i can also like chip him
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down on the price because he's a dummy
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we should offer to help with his
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comments to let you know what this is
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not a common worrying car this is we put
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your comment worries behind you get down
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you put the fucking sit-down you drive
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standing on the side of the road in a
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wedding dress she's so it's me she's
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like Audrey Hepburn or maybe like Diana
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Rigg where she's all different kinds of
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yeah you know you mean Sally Field
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you're selling oh you know she you know
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who's like you don't really feel young
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valerie bertinelli young is that right
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well I always equated the 2i thought
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they have the same kind of cute as a bug
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pneus over to another cute as a bug i am
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yeah I I you know I'm talking about this
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you're not going to talk about Sally
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is it all because you're married no no
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just because you know I'm because you're
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a feminist ridiculous wonder that's not
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fun all that's not a dickless wonder i
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have to admit that I i have been
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reassessing my feelings about scarlett
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johansson and it's getting complicated
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oh I think she might be pretty
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attractive she's a very attractive young
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when she sees kind of the same
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attractive but like you know even if you
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watch her when she was like practically
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a kid in that you know don't want
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anybody me
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yeah sure anyway I stand corrected I'm
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gonna have to buy you a different
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thought whiskey in the jar wouldn't
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listen would you would you in order to
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make good on my error and I promise I'm
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gonna send you if i can find it i will
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send you jailbreak on his cassette and I
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also send you some like old greatest
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if you like or best of of Thin Lizzy if
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you buy this
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that's only for today but for today
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that's it today our way you know there's
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a lot of tumult in in in thin lizzy yeah
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i know they had a lot of trouble but it
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was that it was the times
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well and you know it's another one of
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those things where they went in 4G item
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and every this a long time ago so i am
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just getting this now but I think
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there's a lot of brian robertson you
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know who is one big guys in the band he
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wasn't getting the credit anymore
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yeah it was a you know how did he die
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with the drink was a heroin guy drew
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but you know there weren't any big guys
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in thin lizzy they were all they were
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all five foot six is that right well
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that's how that is how they they chose
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rock stars in that era Rogers dollar
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budget reasons like cheesy and is the
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height thing they had to get you had to
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be smaller than this then this yardstick
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to ride this ride is super interesting
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maybe the dressing rooms were like three
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quarter sized like jello I think yeah I
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think it was a it was before it was
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before that era in America when everyone
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was eating macaroni and cheese and tab
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and drinking there and becoming like
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super large like people of the future
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but there were still a lot of people
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from the past who didn't have access to
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the vitamins that were in macaroni and
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cheese and tab and they were small
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people they were they were if they were
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maybe immigrant people that were that
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were from countries where they didn't
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have vitamins
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mhm and so things were scaled
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differently cars were smaller just
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before you go anywhere you have roads
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used to be narrower I don't know draw it
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was crazy to me is how narrow like our
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garage door is given then it was built
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in the twenties
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yeah it's insanity know you fit a car
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into that thing
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well first of all you have to have a
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volkswagen jetta this is the volkswagen
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jetta is perfectly nice
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it's designed to be the same size as a
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Model T you know it's nice John is if
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you have come here want to get in our
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garage can take the great part is good
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this is such a is a very wide cars has a
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wider than normal wheelbase on the 77
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Trans Am is that correct
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it's pretty it's pretty much failed
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chemistry its wide in order to to
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maintain stability at high speeds yes
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who are the good part is for you to get
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the india garage you have to go real
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slow the plane did is it in my
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neighborhood like i would i would be not
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even the 15th most intimidating vehicle
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on the street just right around my house
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because everybody down here is driving a
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villain car also idea what's that what's
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a villain card
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well the the classic modern villain car
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is the is the the the chrysler 300 the
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the new like gangster car you know the
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chrysler 300 you know the car i'm
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talking about gonna know in a second
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the chrysler 300 is the new it's the new
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it's a new gangster car
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and you can customize in irvine oh I see
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yes yes but there's a guy around the
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corner that owns a ford ranchero like an
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early seventies ranchero that's all
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rusty and he doesn't even have a muffler
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and the guy next to me has a hat like
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having the Patrick the guy that comes
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out everyone's well and she's got in the
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he's got one of those dodge pickup
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trucks like a ram pickup truck that's
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that yet you need a step ladder to climb
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into it and like everything everywhere I
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look around here there's I mean the only
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thing we don't have is like a toyota
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pickup with a machine gun matter but if
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i have the Wi-Fi and a white Trans Am
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who I would go back to the top of the
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pile in this in this neighborhood I used
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to be on the top of the pile because i
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had six cars parked out in front of my
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house and everybody knew I was a player
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but I gave some of those cars to the to
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the people to train capuchin monkeys to
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help disabled people and now I've fallen
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in my neighbor's the seed I'm just I'm
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just a guy with a guy with cars but
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Islam but yeah I was the kind of like
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six cars out front
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some of them were covered some of them
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were on bar none that were covered
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they were all covered with pine needles
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were the raccoons living it all growing
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in the rubber rankings will totally live
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in a car you know that right
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you know the other day I was sitting in
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my kitchen I was actually standing in my
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kitchen there's no place to sit in my
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kitchen
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I'm standing my kitchen window and look
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out the window and here comes a raccoon
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and it's the middle of the day which is
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not this is not customary for a raccoon
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to walk through yard in the middle of
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the day she's just right out in the open
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to and I'm like hmm that's unusual what
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are you doing
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and then I see trailing behind her is a
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little baby record and so i'm watching
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them and then there's a second baby
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raccoon
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and they're so the moments like
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three-quarters of the way across my yard
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by this point and then there's a third
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baby raccoon and the third raccoon is
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like he's sniffing his little nose and
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every dandylion he's taking his sweet
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burbling across the yard mom's all the
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way halfway across the yard the the
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first records right behind her first
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baby is right behind her
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the second one is kind of you know
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loping along but this third one
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he's a real dreamer this guy and he's
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sniffing and he's looking and then
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there's a fourth baby raccoon and the
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fourth work record and he's a real this
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this once he's a real rebel this one's a
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you know what I mean like he's he's
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looking in overturned coffee cans he is
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he's fully a hundred feet behind this
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mom you can guess which one you
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identified with so I watch these
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raccoons loping across my yard in the
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middle of the day and of course I say
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this cannot stand
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I cannot allow this it it broke the
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uneasy daytime so I race out the front
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door and the mother raccoon had to make
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a choice because the the two lopers were
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far enough behind her that I was coming
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out the front door and I was going to
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get in between them and so she made some
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raccoon sound and all the baby's turned
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and ran up my catalpa tree but she
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stayed on the ground 0 so and she ran
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she kind of went back and got in a
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position where she was between me and
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and the bar he deliberately went instead
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between a mother raccoon interlopers why
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didn't get right in between but I wanted
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to I wanted to press this issue i wanted
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to teach you want to have flanking
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maneuver I wanted to teach those loping
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raccoons that there are consequences to
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be a poet
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are you always finding great articles on
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the web you'd love to read but just
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don't have the time
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instapaper saves webpages for reading
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later for ipad iphone android kindle you
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can read when you're waiting on line
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riding the bus eating breakfast or lying
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in bed you can even read offline great
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for when you're on a plane or the subway
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and don't have an internet connection
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pages are shown without clutter or
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distractions you can adjust the text to
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a comfortable size and font and much
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more read more and read better by
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reading later with instapaper get it now
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instapaper com or search for instapaper
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in the app store and I wanted to have
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mother record to recognize that she had
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she had lost control of the situation
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and let's make this little mini it
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this is gonna be a learning experience
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for everybody so I got out in the yard
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and she's out but she's by the barn and
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she's got a very concerned look on her
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face and the babies are all up the tree
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and I don't know if you have much
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experience watching raccoons hide in a
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tree where they hide in place you can
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sit real still
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yeah they watch the raccoons go up to my
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daughter and I have tried to like the
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records in that park across the street
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they go straight up a tree I know
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exactly where they live and even when
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they're staring at me I still can't see
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them and they don't exactly
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yeah they make the grab onto the tree
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and they just kind of turn their bodies
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in such a way that they become part of
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the tree and you can be looking at them
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and they'll just disappear like a
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Cheshire cat but in any case these baby
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reckons they understood the concept of
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this but they had they have not learned
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exactly how to do it so all four member
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up kind of right where a raccoon would
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go to hide in the crook of a branch or
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whatever and made kind of try and hide
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but they are there plainly visible
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they're not fooling me
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rookie and after a few after a few
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minutes of being in the tree they can't
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resist starting to play with each other
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and try not to each other out of the
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tree and and they start roughhousing in
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the tree so the mom is over here the
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babies are in the tree i'm in between
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and I sat down on the grass and I
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started to explain in a very calm voice
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to the mother that i was i would had no
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and I had no evil plan
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no yeah I'm merely here to teach kinda
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said listen this is all going to turn
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out okay this is just a moment of
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anxiety in your life but I'm gonna sit
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here I'm going to look at your babies
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because it's fun i'm gonna look at these
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four baby records in the tree i'm gonna
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watch him i'm gonna have fun doing it
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I'm trying to keep talking to you in a
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calm voice near fine and I'm fine and
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they're fine and so we spent about 20
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minutes with her like and you know she's
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nursing right she's got hurt her little
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teats or Angeles our pendulum and she
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she she never relaxed i wouldn't say but
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she sheep calm down to the point where
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she was like okay this is not an attack
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scenario he's sitting in the grass but
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it's still not a very cool scene and the
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babies were just having the time of
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their life by this point climate all
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around the tree was slap boxing each
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other and after a while I realized okay
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I have I have I think I've made my point
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raccoons are welcome here in my yard but
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there needs to be order there need to be
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some rules and so I said to her I'm
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going to get out of your way I'm going
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to stay here in the yard but I'm gonna
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get I'm gonna get out of your
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out-of-the-way of the scene and so I
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backed up and I sat down in the grass a
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little bit further and she made this
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imperceptible sound and all for the
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raccoon babies who had you know been
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like often their world when they weren't
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they weren't looking at her they were
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they were kind of looking at me but they
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were really just goofing around in the
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tree all of a sudden their ears all went
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up and one by one they went face-first
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down the down the trunk in a very
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orderly line and then the parade went
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off over the fence and behind the barn
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it was a very nice very nice moment and
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I feel like those you know those
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raccoons that were a little dreamy if
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they still have their dreams
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there's some there's so many lessons in
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that yeah normal checkup
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they still please don't have their
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dreams it's hard when you're it's hard
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when your parents they're gonna think
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they're gonna suck it up when they look
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when they're moving during day when
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they're moving when they're when they're
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cross country during the daytime this is
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something i'm going to teach my daughter
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when we are moving cross-country during
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the day
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you suck it up you get on my heels go
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grab a symmetry
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that's right you're not you're not
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sniffing in coffee cans look what I want
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your eyes on I want your eyes on my
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shoelaces where noted syrena's you too
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honey 2 right here much okay let's make
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this happen to boom and you lay low to
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do that thing where like stupid run
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really fast like you're like there's a
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sniper how do you move around during the
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day if you can say did you get you
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getting your transaction and just Layla
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I mean that's a very loud vehicle is
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plain sight as I look when I'm on foot
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during the day I hug hug the wall that's
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yeah but when i'm in the car during the
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day no no you hide in plain sight where
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the guy with you're the guy who's motor
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is saying you'll get your chance you
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could look away who I'm like yeah i'm
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looking at you still
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i'm driving by real slow i'm still
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looking at you amazing part is you know
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there's there are so many people in your
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neighborhood were so busy with the
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chrysler 300 they would not take the
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time to sit down and explain something
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to mother record and then teach a lesson
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to the the record public babies but it
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is it's amazing to me that not only can
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you can share that wisdom just vocally I
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don't know the reason my bullets or
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specific book was the vocalizations that
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they needed this with LC I was I was I
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was speaking to her in this voice is
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very calming very calm i was like i do i
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I recognize right now that i am in
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between a mother raccoon her baby so and
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that is not
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that is not strictly advisable it is not
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something I would tell a ten-year-old to
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do but I feel like in the in this
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situation my calm talking is going to
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make everything happen according to plan
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you and you give her something to think
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about you know it's it's a it's a lesson
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but it's something when she scurries
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back up her own net to help the trees
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that i pronounce it cal points out the
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top but the cut
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ok when she goes Harper tree and they
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say she'll have a minute
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yes the exercises put the poet's to bed
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she'll have some time to think a little
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bit and reflect
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yeah sure you know what I want her to
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think about what she was thinking about
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the next fence she was thinking about
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how to get across the street and she
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wasn't thinking about that last part
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baby she was she was she was future for
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you wanted thinking about that previous
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fence and the space in between two she
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was blown right through there like it's
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well I want everybody in my neighborhood
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raccoons and crows included to recognize
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that the area within my fence is a
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special zone you're eating you made it
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into remember correctly and if you're
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finished did you actually make a white
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picket fence yourself you all I picket
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fence in the front which is a which is
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kind of a Trojan horse like white picket
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fences very inviting it makes the house
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look very like friendly to the street
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it says the person who lives here is a
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safe person here like an urban
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gingerbread house a little gingerbread
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that's right and then every other fence
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in my house is booby-trapped
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oh no all the other thing as different
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booby traps
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Oh hundred percent use electricity for
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everything that foxes are going to get
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your hands
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yeah they're gonna figure that out there
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they're wily and records are really
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smart and they're really heavy
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there's a lot of there's a lot that you
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can do a lot of damage they've just
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discovered our compost can outside you
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know San Francisco so you get a compost
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thing right and and and so now every
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night we can hear them they figured out
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how to knock it over
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I don't know it's looking for 12 years
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and I never had this until like this
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week so maybe this is one of those crows
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thanks John maybe the words gonna spread
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and and you know and you know I get
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let's take this to the hundredth monkey
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level you want to open your scallop be
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thrown off the cliff right in this
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instance this
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be a raccoon and I don't know if they're
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loners obviously the poet probably spend
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a lot of time masturbating and you know
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and reading kowski but she goes out and
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talks to other raccoons
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hey that's going to save you the trouble
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of having to do that again it becomes
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kind of reckon folk wisdom that she's
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been able to share it maybe as far as
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ever it maybe nobody's ever going to go
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into that transition because they
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understand that there's an implied fence
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here's the thing about raccoons who if
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you can see ya reckon there are four
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raccoons can't see
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oh ok that there are always our records
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then you said like we're like roaches
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are businesspeople right although i
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would never characterized right but I
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have the utmost respect for raccoons and
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i would put roaches and business people
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in a separate class i'm gonna come back
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to that I want to feel my butt raccoons
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and crows I feel are very similar to one
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another in the sense that there they are
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territorial but they also also travel in
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groups and and they're thinking ahead in
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most cases and I think this this mother
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record and her babies are all going to
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be now forward thinking they're all
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they're always going to have 1i looking
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out who you know what I mean I reckon so
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you know like Chris like any of these
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like a la it's like how how I find
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myself attracted to a certain kind of
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superhero like I'm not that into a
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superhero that's just wrong it's just
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fast it's just wiley I like the
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combination and in this case your it's
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kind of like you got the strength of the
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hall right you got the wildness of
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somebody's not the Hulk in if you want
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to start a little bit of sarcasm in a
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superhero and I was absolutely
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I I you know what bordering on cockiness
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mhm you know maybe you fall down but you
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get back out now how seriously taking
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this car thing that's some trouble wombo
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realism right there
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um here's the thing i'm sorry for you
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say that what if i could say roughly now
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and now I don't want again I don't want
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to bring up an old wound if you can do
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that but did that your van blew up a
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while back is that correct oh yeah i'm
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still devastated shame of it smells like
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fart anywhere near though no no another
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actually cleaned out all the parts and
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they're using it to transport Capuchin
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helper monkey somewhere
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wow you're my helper monkey people
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that's full of monkeys right was it
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but it wasn't burnt on the front part
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was that I was it like the engine seized
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up or what happened
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no it was a it was a situation where at
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300,000 miles the the for transmission
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just ate itself that's a goddamn shame
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that's it that's all you got out of it
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yeah I know right and the engine is
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still the engine absolutely still
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running the triton v10 motor great motor
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I i would say that n cylinder engine
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that's correct tense and i would put
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that in any power boat i was building
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it's a it's a great mother and I'm sure
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that they replace the transmission on
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this thing and it is it went to live on
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a farm you want to live on a monkey farm
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and it is there they're driving around
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so it's probably the vehicle they used
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to teach the monkeys to drive that was
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thinking the exact same thing
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let's be honest yeah the monkeys wanted
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to go on to her if they put out another
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record wanted to go into anything it
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would probably not be something you want
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to put a lot of miles on you have to do
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you have to refurbish a lot of things
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but you know what it's like a fucking
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Capuchin golf cart
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it's fine for getting around the
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compound drive around the compound the
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doctor the thing is if you like a
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seeing-eye dog you get tired you walk a
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lot you have to bark like if you have a
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differently hearing person like you have
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to let me know that's a doorbell that's
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a microwave your brain to rest they
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might have to take them from one area to
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I'm sure that's what's happening i have
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no I have no doubt in my mind that
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activation occupational therapy that's
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what it is and I left I left all of the
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all of the all-access passes from 15
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years of touring that were that we had
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plastered all inside the band they're
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all still there and I'm sure the monkeys
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treasure them when they get a tinkerbell
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out safe and sound and they think to
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themselves
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Wow can you imagine what ever been like
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to be backstage at a December's concert
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in 2003 ah dreams being cited for eating
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the crudite re in as much as you can say
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what is your current vehicle situation
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well so currently I i have the choice of
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three hoop tease one hoopty is a is a is
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a 2000 volkswagen jetta oh what a v6
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motor for color and a five-speed it's
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black which is the color of all Jenna's
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and that is the judges are gonna start
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rental interrupted are approximately how
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many miles what's the condition it's got
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about 8,000 miles and it's in fairly
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decent consists condition i would say
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that is the car that I used to zip
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around her if I if I'm leaving the house
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and like I I'm gonna be zipping around
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today I take the zip around car
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ok and then there is the 1997 chrysler
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LHS model large Stan that only an old
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person would buy it isn't it is the car
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that that you have to I think you have
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to be 75 years old to buy it in the end
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up from the showroom
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yeah power windows power windows power
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brakes leather seats soon
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this is the car that I inherited from my
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dad at one point I was a the the band
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mumford and sons had come to Seattle and
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after the show they were like I'm right
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here in Seattle let's go get some
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Seattle food ingredient it's late at
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night and we're gonna have a great
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Seattle time he just took me just took a
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lingual tour of England you let you just
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within one sentence went just like five
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different cities in England and I said
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stop New York shit for come on Mumford &
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Sons pile in my own age with us and so
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we're driving around seattle and they
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are all of them all four of them in the
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backseat of the of this car sliding
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around on the big leather couch and they
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are marveling american cars and I like
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this car so big it's so amazing
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look at all this whole room and it's got
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power windows and power seats and was
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sliding around with just a merry bunch
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of Englishmen brilliant it's brilliant
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isn't it Wow and I was like you English
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people are so cute and charming and we
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drove around the car they didn't want to
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go to a restaurant they just wanted to
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drive around in my big American car and
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play slap and tickle with each other
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impacts of those letters so that so that
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is let to who p2 we have any
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again what you're I'm sorry that's a 97
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it's blue and green
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it's a car that I get into a lot of
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arguments with my mom about because i
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say i'm taking the blue car and she says
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it's green
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oh and I said that it would have let me
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have better sense of color but I
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disagree with that I say this is not a
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green card this is a blue car it is blue
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green but it is blue green shading to
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blue and she says it's amazing you can
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get your records finished she says you
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are wrong it is blue green shading to
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green and therefore it is a green car
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and I say this blue car we have never
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resolved this i'm trying to find out
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right now it appears that the 1997
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chrysler LLC I'm going here by the
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colors of touch-up paint that you can
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get is that did you agree that that is a
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yeah I'd say okay that's why spend that
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the ones that we think we can rule out
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is drama gold metallic got that crystal
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stone white light platinum metallic
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right right out
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it's an England well I don't wild berry
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pearl which is gonna be a pole dancer
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named candy apple red I love candy apple
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i love that was one of my favorite
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segments of the reckless could do is try
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we don't wear out we got deep amethyst
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up against deep amethyst pearl the
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Spruce pearl metallic deep amethyst
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pearl is clearly like a midnight blue
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at least here on my with my color
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settings on my monitor and spruce pearl
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metallic is going almost a slightly
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darker gonna be green
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so do you have sense i can send you the
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URL for this
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well you know I could run this could
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just be touched us maybe people you know
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what maybe he's people who get blue
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almost green paint don't need to touch
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up paint i'm wondering if it isn't
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spruce but a but let me look at medicare
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as we know it might have a patina it
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definitely has a patina m97 chrysler LHS
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sit down cut all this out don't worry
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you know what it might be this bruce let
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me ask you a question
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nah crown victoria yeah what about it
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well what what is the one thing that
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everybody knows about a crown victoria
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is a taxicab well I think of it as being
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the cop car
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oh I'm sorry oh alright alright there's
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a little dick sure yeah yeah but I mean
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like you see a crown Vicki if you're
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somebody who looks in the rearview
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mirror a lot and it does so to see if
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it's a cop behind you you get real good
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at knowing for example in the eighties
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you could learn like oh that's key rack
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versus that's flashing lights it if you
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were somebody that had a lot of weed in
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your car you learn square headlights you
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gotta start checking if they're
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rectangular headlights you need to be
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looking at you learn what a crown vics
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headlights look like right now said
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around probably some fruity European in
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the eighties of course all cop cars were
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Chevy caprices I'm gonna have to look
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that up here's what I'm saying I'm gonna
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say is this when i see a crown vic i
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know it's a cop car right I see chrysler
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LHS that's not a cop car but i think
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that might be a cop's car in this case
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yes it was owned by an attorney but
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looking at the chrysler LHS page on
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wikipedia which is an internet site it
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looks very much to me like the first and
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second-generation chrysler LHS rights
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1997 is when they look like they redid
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it in 99 is when and the new ones look a
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little bit almost like a Fiat like up
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like a what he called a glandular
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problem you know
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Oh a president porpoise whoo-hoo yeah
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Andre the Giant car or enjoy Ramon so
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this is so much like a cop's car the LHS
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is is very much a cop's car are cops
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wife's car and it is it is a it's a car
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that is so it's so featureless that get
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is the ultimate blend in car like I I
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used to drive when I had that van the
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van is a is a is a total blend into
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certain it blends into industrial areas
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if you're driving that van especially
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the one that I had with tinted windows
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were driving that van through a suburban
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neighborhood who every mom comes out and
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spend rushers her kids back inside no
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question but if you're driving and
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totally had that vibe it's a little bit
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too innocuous it's either going to be
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some kind of like if I may say a
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government spy probably something is a
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little bit rapey mm are you can't be a
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little rapey the less not going to
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circle back to that but in seattle for
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instance there's a there's a river
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called the Duwamish River and their
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factories lining the river all the way
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long and one of my favorite things to do
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later tonight is to drive down into
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because the factories you can drive down
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into them and then drive kind of threw
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them along the river and go from one
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factory to the next it's not a place
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it's a place where forklifts are who is
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not a place where anyone would ever
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think to drive so they haven't it hasn't
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occurred to anybody to block it off arm
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because it's a it's a bit you you're
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actually just driving through factories
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while there while they're making lead
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ingots or whatever they do in factories
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and at two o'clock in the morning it's
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the night shift their guys down there
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there there there making sparks a lot of
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a lot of these factories all they do
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late at night is just make sparks
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there's just a guy with a zephyr for
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it's just like he's got a car by and saw
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blade and he's just sawing letting gets
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and is making sparks I'm convinced
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that's all that sounds like a new deal
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make work much decided out of this box
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factory you feel like you're in a Billy
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Joel video from the middle age there's
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some guy system got a hard-on and it's
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just it's like three o'clock in the
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morning he's just making sparks so I dry
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used to drive my van down through these
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factories and you know you would go in
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through the loading door just like they
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just wait you three
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yeah you drive through this like like
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50,000 square-foot building where there
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are a dozen guys making sparks and by
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the time they look up from their carbide
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saws and go
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what was that i'm already out but out
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the door on the other side and driving
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through the next building and I'm going
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really slow right this humble and in
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that van I looked like I was on official
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business
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I look like I was a guy that belong
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there i was there delivering new car
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bits and and so I never got challenged
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security guards they don't even wave you
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through they just don't they they just
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don't look at me like I don't even have
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to check that bad you know there's a bad
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we just drive right past these guys kind
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of give them a little nod they kind of
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give me an awed by the time they were
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like who's that guy was already like a
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hundred feet down you know through the
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building and I used to love that
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it was one of my favorite late-night
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activities but when the van went away
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try doing that in a black jetta em who
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was that you I is you know we have a
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similar car in that we have a bachata
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and it no matter you look like you're
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hiding something with a black jetta a
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black jetta does not belong there
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black jetta looks like you have pulled
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over looking for a place to do a little
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line of crystal meth along you don't
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you're he did that's not true
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internal problem is you don't belong
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you're you're you're a man without a
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country and I've been a black jetta the
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only place that you belong is at a out
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at like Morrissey concert in our parking
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lot doing bumps of shitty crystal up
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your feet it is now the black jetta
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means nothing it wasn't as one of a
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passat right beside ya passat can be a
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super classy right i think it's what my
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lady with would probably like to have if
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she had a more successful husband but
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very very nice passat that's yeah i just
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heard a very very comfortable car now
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the problem is the reason i say this
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it's like you to be discussed in the
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past i'm sorry to derail you have a
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couple more questions about locks and i
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wanna hear about your third hoop dee but
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just quickly I'm i i i iu mention the
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past you felt like you were you were
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never in any nerd camp
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you were so nerdy that you weren't a
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nerd right you didn't even fit in with
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this group over here that you didn't
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align yourself with the dnd people or
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with fantasy people you'll scare was
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old-fashioned or which meant that I
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tried to learn big words and I like to
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read books I didn't think you thought it
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was working
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and-and-and-and thought that adults when
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I was a ten-year-old I believe that
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adults considered appear because i
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thought i thought i was working from the
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inside when I all I you know what I was
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exactly like that like that story Paul's
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case about my short story about the kid
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who wants to go be fancy and he goes out
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and steals money becomes fancy I was
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like that I absolutely thought there's
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no question I fit in i'm at least as
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smart as all these people look I don't I
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know words like
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antidisestablishmentarianism
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that's right Sharon differently yes
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serendipity is that
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was it wrong now there's so many words
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like that's right i think i did Serendip
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ID for the other day I was driving along
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with a friend and I said well we
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certainly have a Darth of options and
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she said there can only be 26 said you
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see Darth options and I said we had our
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thought you said i believe it's
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pronounced earth
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its lucky you were outside right believe
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I said fuck you fuck you fuck you bookie
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eyes as he shot shot the Rotter guys and
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said I know how to pronounce it
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no I didn't do that I said I said I've
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i'm pretty sure that this is one of
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those words that has multiple acceptable
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pronunciation
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here's the 10 well then the problem is
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she has electronic phone
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Oh brighter and was putting in my face
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where there was not it did not say to
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acceptable pronunciations it's a dearth
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is the acceptable pronunciation and i'll
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wear that phone has been that could have
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been easily tampered with
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that's right anyway I I I hadn't felt in
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that situation that honor a like
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compelled me to admit this one instance
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that maybe she had a point
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well i would i'm not going to see your
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something might happen no that's silly
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sounds way better and I think you'd say
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that you misspoke it was you know it's
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like it's like the difference between
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something being lost and something being
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mislaid people who say I misspoke
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deserve a kick in the balls
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is that right and really the word to use
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for it i don't i don't believe I don't
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believe in I misspoke alcohol when I
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what about what about miss Layton lost
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oh I will slay something I don't like it
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when people say I lost my keys
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now you lose your virginity you miss
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Leigh your keys well so fucking drunk
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away structure also structurally Wilson
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is my only thought on this first of all
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I just close the thread on this crown
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victoria first of all sad news i'm sorry
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i have to bring it to you in this
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particular format has been discontinued
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and I knew that
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ok that's just that's a bummer is there
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only around for 20 years ninety-two 2012
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convict share the for panther platform
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the one we've seen as it's called the
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ford crown victoria police interceptor
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which is a fucking cool name
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great up there with a space explorer
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yeah those cars you even drive those
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cars into the ocean and they do you go
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and try to buy a phone and seriously
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you'll see like on the poster it's
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called like the the lexisnexis 35 15-0
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release 6 or whatever can be fucking
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kidding me
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police interceptor uh only full-frame
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rear-wheel drive passenger sedan having
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been built in north america and was
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popularly used in taxi cab fleet and
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police service vehicles so yes I think
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we can share the credit on that one
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well I'm the thing is now cops are using
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all kinds of like these dodge hot rods
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that look like that look like a coke
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dealer cars like they're not driving
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around anymore in crown vics we're like
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that's a cop
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well cops still they still kind of
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anonymous in silhouette I think that's
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important
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well it's it's worse not only are they
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are not anonymous and silhouette but
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they can come right up on your ass has
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happened to me the other night as I was
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speeding along drinks on a section of
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road that i know it is safe to speed on
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and as I was going I was speeding along
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i was getting I was getting past the
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dumb people that aren't that I have to
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share the road with around here I was
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bringing them behind me and then there
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was a guy right on my bumper and I was
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like oh this guy wants to play who's
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this guy is right on my bumper holy moly
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this guy sees it
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this is an aggressive 3am driving and so
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this is a raccoon is ready to get an
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associates degree so there are times in
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a situation like that where I will say
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all right buddy let's see what you got
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but i was i was it more like I was in a
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more like fast but calm mood and that I
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pulled my hoopty over one lane and I was
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like I'm gonna let you go Bob
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here's what I'm gonna let you go I'll
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have grown whoa I'm gonna let you go by
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it's 3am you you're here obviously
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you're hot dogger I'm gonna let you get
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on down the road and I pull over and
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this side pulls up next to me and it's a
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fucking state trooper code and he pulls
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up right next to me and we're both hall
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and ass down the road and he going there
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is at me because it's not required glare
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it's like a
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you motherfucker you think you really
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think they can just drive whatever speed
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you want and I was like oh hello officer
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suddenly you're the lady care i took my
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foot off the gas and put on the brake
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means you're going to ask the whole time
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great that's about what I took my foot
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off the gas but the car just kind of
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went and I as i stated back out of his
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black you know as as he blocks I contact
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with as I just sort of late reply i'm
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receiving hmm he look really stepped on
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it and and and flew off into the night
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like dick I was like well he had
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somewhere to be but he wanted to take a
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look minute to give me the give me the
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Jeep's but the problem with it was he
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was in some dodge r/t I don't even know
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what the hell those cars are called it's
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a it's like it it's not a challenger at
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the it's a Dodge
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what the hell is that true police car
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he's in a new season one of these new
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dodges that looks like just a guy though
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I just dodge charger my friend you can
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charge dock or illness 71 dodge coronet
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yeah so yeah these students are not sure
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it's a car that any guy that just that
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just got a navy is going to happen oh
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come on this is the same kind of car is
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this way to start javelin with Starsky
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and Hutch right this was Dukes of
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Hazzard no journalist garage was a Ford
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Torino torino who had a javelin was that
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start uh anybody to at an AMC job is my
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grandma did I don't get it right you got
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grand for mr. Nash dealership that
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became an AMC dealership seriously
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yes in ohio who max dealership on the
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owned it i mean you can make sure like
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that up in case can check it so I don't
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Nash like the head down to japanesey
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with a 45
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yeah yeah Profiles in Courage boy this
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is a really stupid looking car
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yeah but the cops are using these things
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out and they're using maybe they're
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they're hopping with all kinds of hot
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pain and it there there this car is this
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is so chicken and waffles this card is
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not knowing if you search for on the
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internet it really doesn't know what it
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wants to be its have no identity
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prices i know a lot of people are drawn
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a lot of people are buying them like I'm
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hot rodder and then the cops are driving
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them and then there's also like Navy
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wives and stuff it's very confusing when
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you see the cars on the road like I
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don't know what that is anymore but you
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know it's either going to be boring
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trouble or both
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well yeah and so I'm starting but but
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you look at that and that's kind of that
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headlight group configuration dodge uses
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that are not a different car so you get
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your rear-view mirror like is that a
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station wagon is it Jack top is it I
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don't know it's it's too much too much
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too much and also the cops around here
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driving SUVs now I it's hard to let it
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through and harder and harder to know
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know when you can speed
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well and also if a guy comes up on your
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on your back bumper is it is it time for
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a showdown for to pull over to the side
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of the road and let everybody know i
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mean is i think they've shown their hand
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exactly i think they're showing their
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hand just a little bit because first of
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all you know it's funny I was gonna say
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this phone i want to look at that
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Chrysler 300
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yeah this thing is on first glance it I
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thought it looked like Jack Elam looks a
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little bit wall-eyed but then if you
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really look at the front of it it looks
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a little bit like I don't know like
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Wally or something it for a long time I
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thought it's really happy looking at wal
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I'd at first one that one that one
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nothing first came out I was convinced
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it it it was a Soviet car that they had
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discovered the plans for in some like
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version basement was like it was like a
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so it was a bullet bureau car it's got a
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family truckster kind of feel on the
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grill and so now it does they have like
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they say monkey did I become like a you
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know but when that when that car first
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came out it was very sinister looking i
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thought it was great style
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well here's the thing on this one and we
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still get you through hip deep for
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running out of time here is this
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particular charger it looks a little
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sinister it looks like it's kind of like
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it's brows are you know what I mean the
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classic kind of browse the furrowed but
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like we made it made it look like it
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like we made it made it look like it
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got like the japanese anime eyes yes or
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a power ranger that is mad about a power
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ranger man ultraman maybe yeah somebody
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somebody who is mad because their sound
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sword is having a hard time killing
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robots or whatever it is whatever animal
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characters get mad about what are you
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mad about that somebody's tried it but
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some furry is trying to stick to pee pee
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in there been there but you know and
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somebody somebody bought their
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daughter's underwear do you know about
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yes you can buy japanese girl and what
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did you know there's like a whole
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there's like a whole name for me look up
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the panty fetish
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there's a certain is a name here's the
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thing here's the thing about Japan
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ya ya estamos have 50 words for snow and
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the Diamonds have one word for every
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single weird thing you can do with your
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the Germans you know they're just don't
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just slap them together later and just
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say but scheisse on the end
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let me see here's a panty store
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apparently turns out that i'm trying to
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find the name and this is actually
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looking at one time just for Japanese
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panting store there's a store there are
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stores that you can actually go to yeah
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i'm doing this from memory because i
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only read this before the stores you can
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actually go to on the stress response
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you can actually go into a store and you
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open the door and enters and the bell
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Danes and a person try to pronounce this
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i don't know i can't pronounce this be
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you are UserA it's almost like the guy
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from The Godfather Bruce era booster yes
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the Japanese were caused by combining
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about buruma meaning bloomers as in the
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bottoms of girls swimsuits and serafuku
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mean sailor suit and it's that they sell
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used girls gym suits as well as school
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uniforms you can buy undergarments
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swimsuits
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you can also buy socks sanitary napkins
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haha urine and feces and so that's the
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kind of store apps you can go in there
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you know you'll see your kid your kid
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you want to make a little bit of extra
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but it's not yet where they got their
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yakitori is one of the color money again
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and again and again the one hand china
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it's called China the the Chinese all
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the junk
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ok thank you got a couple extra bot song
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and you know anyone who buys yeah yeah
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yeah he's funny
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I you know I'm just gonna guess I did
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the order that these are provided in on
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the wikipedia page is roughly how they
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laid out in the store like when you go
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into a disney store the sailor suits
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well yeah maybe maybe they're just such
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as stocks just socks in the front like
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we're going to disney store the princess
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stuff is in the back which thank god
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you're not going to everything my own my
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daughter's not into but like that that's
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the target right you a lot of kids there
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you know okay here's the thing John
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why is milk in the back of every grocery
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store because they want you have to walk
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through the store to get the single most
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popular item eggs milk right all the
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staples are in the back of the store
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that's completely by design in this case
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if you want tap on saliva urine feces
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you're gonna have to walk through some
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socks some socks and panties and some
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some gym suits right and you might be
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picking up to be like you don't want to
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send them here i'm gonna grab some of
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these dirty socks and some of these use
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gym suit bottoms
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yeah yeah you make a shopping list a
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bucket of species from a japanese girl
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under bukkake phone and get you prove
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that that feces came from a from a
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deputy's girl in a in a sailor suit yeah
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here's the thing this is this is gonna
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be our 5th property prison poop screw
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school girls used to openly participate
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in the sale of their use panties and
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that so there's a lot passing 2004 so in
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2004 it was reported that some underage
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girls were instead if they're banned
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from selling panties allowing their
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clients called Kashia or sniffers to
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sniff their underwear from directly
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between their legs wide all those those
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little nasty little mix's others chose
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to sell photos of themselves throwing in
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the use panties for free
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oh you're a swap meet you want to be
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here by this nut and bolt for a dollar
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an hour in a mirror
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listen you can't you can't I can't I am
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legally prohibited from selling my
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paintings but if you pay to sniff my
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panties are going through the pairings
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in for free
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it's a victimless crime yeah so I don't
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know the thing is I seems to me that if
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you're driving around in a car like that
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this is the kind of thing it's going to
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be on your mind is my daughters are my
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daughter my daughter's fancy bits at a
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brew Sarah maybe with a photo maybe not
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were I think the saliva comes looking
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jar you think it's really think is
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attractively packaged you know how do
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you know how long have to milk a little
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Japanese girl to get a jar of saliva
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two-and-a-half hours
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you do know cutting anything changes
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yeah where you know what they call it
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the Pacific Rim you you hold you hold a
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giant Alibaba haha you put a big battle
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around and then you had just a big bow
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that's holding a jar on her chin right
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here like is the lolly
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yeah so the job of the Japanese have
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eight different words for tampon but
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they only don't have any words for
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missionary position today is never come
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up it's never come up we have a
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different kinds of tampons or just a
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different words for the same time
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yeah I know she's a very very small
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they've transistor tampons there
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yeah screw double for small people to
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say don't have macaroni and cheese error
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hoopty a third hoop dee is a Chrysler
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another Christ product hook because my
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family uh although although in my
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eighties my family went foreign like
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like a lot of people did in the eighties
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and so there was literally falling apart
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on the lot they were selling prices in
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America who my dad started out ease and
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my mom went through she cycled through
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like she had a show for a while
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crazy things before she settled on your
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mom bought up his shell
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well i kinda like I forced her to that
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is there was a joke
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ippudo 604 which is a pooja that you
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don't see anymore because they all
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rusted away and they didn't make very
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many to begin with but it was the
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Charleston all look at BWW it was a
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beautiful car beautifully made and it
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was beautifully handled beautifully it
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was very stately the 64 and I talked my
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mom into buying this car because i was
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like we'll listen I'm in high school now
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we live in a nice neighborhood
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we need a car that represents we need to
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be we need if we need like a foreign
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sedan but I don't want us to get some
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mercedes or out or something of volvo
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that everybody has I wanted to have like
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a like and I was so I was so crazy
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I talked her into this crazy car and she
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put it and it was one of those cars were
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like anytime you any time you went up on
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the curb
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you dented the titanium rims that cost
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five thousand dollars to you know to
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polish and all the stuff that was it was
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it was completely impractical car but it
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was very fast in any case we went
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through a bad period there in the
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eighties where we started buying foreign
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cars but up until that point from the
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from the forties to the to the eighties
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both of my parents were chrysler
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daughter mopar people who and they
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always known you know some kind of some
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kind of plymouth or some kind of Dodge
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and so I'm so anyway I have to chrysler
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products now and it is because i have i
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have inherited them from my from my
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parents but my the third hoop dee is a
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chrysler sebring convertible
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oh wait sebring convertible haha you you
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that is like you used to wear this Stan
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Smith tennis shoes that sounds like the
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stan smith tennis shoes of choirs I
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still work Stan Smith tennis shoes and I
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drive around in a white ford convertible
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and people think that I'm gay he eating
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dinner at three o'clock think I'm a
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middle-aged gay man and I am happy to be
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mistaken for a middle-aged man because
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of wells would drive a white convertible
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around Seattle like to let people know
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that you like the top down with a big
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for the big beard if you were runaway
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sitting on your suitcase
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oh and I and I fold up in this white
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sebring convertible you could get into
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perfectly safe because you know what i'm
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listening to stealers wheel in the
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stereo there's nothing bad there's not
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nothing bad can happen right eat like a
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talk about shoes in line dancing right
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so that's Mike ruling hoopty like I get
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in that car when it's a sunny day and
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I'm feeling like but it also it's got
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it's got a v6 it's not a it's no shocker
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so I cruise around neighborhood in that
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and it's also but you know since I live
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uh since i live in the black pepper and
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also get respect from the from the
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middle-aged black guys who are like
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alright that car's got a little bit of
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class like you you're a smooth operator
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I got your sheet your shoes match your
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hats who if you don't I'm saying is that
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is that a lot of people care thing she
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ok you got three of these got three hope
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you got 2,000 VW jetta ATK pretty pretty
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decent condition chrysler LHS Sudan 97
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and mrs. cop car you got the chrysler
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sebring we got the stan smith car that's
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ah i have anything what I need to add to
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this yeah is I think the 1977 well you
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thought I for any it comes as no
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surprise i have surmised that there's no
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fucking question
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there's plenty of room in this lineup
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for a fourth 50-win shiny shiny seats
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and lots and lots of air fresheners you
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know what though you should go and do
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you think you're pretty good sense of
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oh yeah I have a sense of smell that
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haunts me for pretty much everything by
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yourself
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no no I I know you're aware you're aware
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i recognize that i have a very
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distinctive a musk which thank god its
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people equate at the with both but
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masculinity and also like virility
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sexual you have any problems amazingly
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victorian euphemisms that you only use
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in discussing yourself
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mm and I i I've found over the years
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that that the my shirts my old shirts
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are prized prized by young women in in
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the northwest if they can get their
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hands on one of my old shirts they wear
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it to bed at night and they look jury
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eight in that musky smell and they said
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i would like to make babies have you
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thought about being a modest store what
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occurred to me today to sell my shirts
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on the internet or saliva but i'm not
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going to sell macs alive that's all
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yours now because that but the question
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of selling your shirt on the internet is
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do I say do I stay anonymous and say
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like I'm just I'm just a guy who's got
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some tricks for sale trying to clean up
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clean out my closet
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or do i do I come forth and say these
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are my shirts and risk that some creep
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is gonna buy them
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I i don't think the creeps at least your
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problems just like wallow with musk I i
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have two contradictory answers first of
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all if you are going to sell them on the
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internet it's got to be made clear that
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it's john roddick but my advice to you
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is to not will cut all this out you not
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sell it
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can I say three letters DNA somebody
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goes out and they buy a known John
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Roderick must shirt and there's going to
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be I know you're not a dangerous person
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but there's gonna have to be a little
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bit of dander unless you go into a
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full-on likes treatment type situation
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and comb it carefully and get help Mack
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there's gonna be a little bit of John on
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there now my washing machine has a Santa
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times setting
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what if i sanitized what the fuck does
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that mean it's not just hot institute
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some kind of dizzy sanitizing
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liquid-like never used it so one of
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these fancy washing machines and it has
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sanitized goodnight you should do an a/b
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test you should to rip your shirt in
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half sanitized and see what happens
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I'm thinking it might be a centrifuge
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that is that I can use to make some
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uranium 235 xbox 360 whatever it takes
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oh so many I like Darth of options
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