Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Marilyn how are you I'm well how are [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► you doing quite well you seem a little [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► bit you seem a little bit tense [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► what makes you say that well I don't [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► know there's something there's something [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► in the way that your person your lips [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► are sealed tight tight lipped can be [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► honest with you [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► you have a mouth full of peanut butter [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► now you just ate a peanut butter rabbit [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► i just ate [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► oh hang on i discovered it when you have [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► to read the After read the box that i [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► just ate hold on hold on [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► yeah it's like a gustatory mad libs uh I [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► just I don't have a new convenience [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► pretty well i was i was rushing to get [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► back because you know i look forward to [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► our show i just i think it was the oh is [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► the dry cops [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► there's this thing you can get this [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► dingus plastic thing is full of sliced [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► meats which I can get a lot at the lucky [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► i think but at the lucky which is a [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► drugstore [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► mm no no it's formerly albertsons also [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► alright supermarket [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► yeah yeah I i have to tell you John well [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► first of two finish the threat i was [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► sucking a long white piece of fat out of [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► my teeth because it was frustrating me [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► and I hadn't thought to do that before i [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► started calling you on the Internet [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► uh so I was like which would which [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► imitates the sound of a person who's a [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► little fence is the little time I gotta [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► serve hearts to school with so much [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► better now I just have to make it and [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► pasta shaped aperture well here's what [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► you get you know I got it I got my [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► reality this is not cheap so something [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► like I don't know seven or eight dollars [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► but it's called an antipasto and it's [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► like the top it's on the top shelf [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► this is the this is the Primo the Primo [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► meet up here I don't know how much you [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► shop for groceries John but when you do [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► you will not miss this if you go to the [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► lucky get lucky in question do you get [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► the opportunity for dinners up there [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► we don't have we don't have lucky Syria [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► don't think or at least not in my [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► neighborhood isn't that much from up [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► apparently he was talking about a no [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► he's not always twin falls idaho nice [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► talk about Idaho [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► even boise he's from boys boys yeah [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► people thinks built to spill the Seattle [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► but there-there Idaho man you're not to [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► have a beard night out [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► Oh in some parts of my house is required [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► and that is it like a check box [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► somewhere you gotta if you wanna get the [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► deed they gotta fill your beard [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► no in fact it's it's a checkpoint on [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► highway haha he's not there all sections [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► you don't guys okay it's by a company [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► called is hey it's my company called boo [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► set o Musa said not yet meddling little [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► hard but Seto foods again says you tell [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► us fans consider that is gourmet [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► restaurant remote California and that [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► san dimas that's where a military from [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► rights and he was high school rules when [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► he was highschool football rules that's [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► it you know i always like to think that [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► you exist outside of time but then I [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► realize you've seen movies you [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► occasionally quote a line from a movie [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► which is not normally your style you [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► know where there are few it's a it's a [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► problem I have because I often claimed [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► not to know anything about music [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► mm that's somewhere that's that really [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► benefits seriously I'm serious that [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► benefits us insist i don't iike like I [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► don't know anything about computers and [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► especially at parties playing with [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► family [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► yeah you know on cannot fix your [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► computer and i'm the same IP I i cannot [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► fix your problem of not knowing what [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► music to listen to you think you'd ever [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► want to be a host or you want to call it [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► a judge on one of the shows we tell [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► people how badly they saying you think [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► it would have done that before the for [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► the for the EMP up here people have come [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► a couple years in a row and I've sat on [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► a panel where we listen to demo tapes of [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► like two dozen bands and narrow them [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► down and give one like a prize and then [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► their band play the all the bands played [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► a big festival i love it i love that [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► work because they're because what what's [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► a you know what's happening in somebody [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► else's song is very easy to see when [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► you're sitting outside of it [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► mhm it is it that they're not in the [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► room you're just listening also there in [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► the room and I'm looking them right in [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► the eye and saying you know what [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► happened when you went to the second [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► chorus e you overthought it you got a [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► little too little too small [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► for your own good and you screwed it up [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► and they go who I mean not and they they [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► say and they come up afterwards and say [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► thank you you've changed my life hell [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► for helping me thank you for helping me [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► can I do anything for you and you [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► considered that the diminished chord [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► might have diminished your song mir3 [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► ever see it with the Meudon like we're [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► picking on my thai food i think i said [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► Howard Stern on one of these I there's [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► so many of them you see here's the thing [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► i don't think i don't watch that stuff I [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► watch a lot of TV but i don't watch [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► regular TV I don't watch we don't have [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► cable [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► you know I I yeah you know I have [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► different means and I I don't have to [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► see those things unless I'm in a hotel [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► room or thai restaurant right you [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► technically don't have to see them if [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► you're in a hotel room but you do have [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► to do that i was trying the TV it's [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► really weird i don't know why no i don't [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► i was over at some friends house the [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► other day and we were sitting in the [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► living room together and we were there [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► for several hours talking having a [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► delightful conversation but the TV was [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► on in the bedroom with the volume on [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► pretty loud and it was just over there [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► like they're worse there were people [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► arguing in the bedroom basically is what [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► it sounded like [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► and we were sitting in weave sitting in [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► the living room enjoying one another and [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► nobody felt we weren't interested in [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► going in and watch what's happening on [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► the TV was just in there is a kind of [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► like a music almost playing like a bit [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► was it was fulfilling the role of [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► background music another thing that if i [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► may say you obviously don't like I think [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► you actually despise background music [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► that correct well not it not it for [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► other people or not in there not another [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► people gradual progression background [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► he's right I don't begrudge people [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► background music but I never play it i [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► never have music on in the house because [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► a it really really distracts me I cannot [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► do anything else if there's music [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► playing I I just end up wandering over [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► and sitting down in a chair in front of [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► the speaker and staring at it so I [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► cannot wash the dishes and listen music [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► I can't fold laundry with music on [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► because I my brain can't take the [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► can't take can't take that kind of [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► distraction you focus and I&I for the [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► same reason I never listen to talk radio [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► people are like oh did you hear that [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► thing on NPR I'm like I've never listen [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► to NPR in my life unless I am trapped [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► somewhere where it's playing and then I [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► want everyone to stop talking please so [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► i can hear what the people on the radio [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► were saying [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► mhm people that have NPR going all the [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► time and their kids are conducting their [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► daily business and they're on the phone [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► with people and NPR's in the background [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► like what are you doing are you [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► listening to this thing or are you doing [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► this other thing [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► how could you can't do both like it is [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► but it's like a bad it's an RO fleece it [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► just keeps you cozy to have it on all [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► the time I think I used to do it I can't [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► do it now it does not keep me because it [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► keeps me I make that puts me absolutely [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► on edge when I get into a taxi and the [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► guys listening to talk radio first thing [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► they say is would you turn the radio off [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► please [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► well they're like that well yeah I'm [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► like it doesn't taste don't I don't I [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► don't like that I don't boy have a lot [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► to circle back to that touches and snap [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► and I say yeah sorry [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► taxi driver would you stop looking at [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► your phone please oh brother i think a [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► lot of these guys are running ebay [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► businesses the ones are the ones who [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► have a bluetooth and speaking in a [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► language so that i won't understand them [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► i'm pretty sure they're running either [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► some kind of offshore thing or and/or [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► possibly anybody might be a sex slave [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► thing but they're talking the whole time [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► and it's just this this home I don't [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► even know what what you know the other [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► two hurts where they doing their tech [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► support their answering people's [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► questions about their mcintosh you see [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► ya [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► standard double dippers yeah yeah [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► they're taking calls except they're [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► taking calls from people in india or [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► pakistan fixing their computers [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► oh wow that's like that's like that's [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► like a no Henry story up but I asked [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► them to stop all that I want to talk to [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► them about Pakistan I I go ahead yeah [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► i'm so scared to do that girl please go [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► ahead and continue I had a guy from from [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► Eritrea one-time say eritrea i'll cut [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► that out [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► say say you know the problem is that i [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► talked to 50 people a day [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► and if I tell them all about [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► eritrea then I have said the same thing [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► 50 times in a day [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► I've said the same thing about my home [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► country 50 times if that is not [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► interesting to me what's interesting to [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► me is you telling me your story about [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► what you are doing mr. person who is [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► writing in my taxi and I said Wow [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► because from my perspective I always get [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► a taxi and I try and find out from the [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► guy where he's from and what his story [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► is my guys like yeah but we hate that [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► because anyone whoever shows an interest [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► in this wants to know the same thing [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► where you from how long you've been in [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► America why do you like it here [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► do you ever go back he's like I've you [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► know I've told that story a million [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► times I want to know why you are landing [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► at washington dulles airport and where [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► I'm you know how long you're going to be [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► in Washington DC that's what's [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► interesting to me I was like wow we [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► should have a conversation then where we [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► each exchange information with the other [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► is like it's like a no Henry story [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► inside of an oh Henry story which is [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► perfect [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► mm so they'll be like a double twist and [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► here's the thing I've never broken arm [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► and I've never had like say like a [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► pepperoni-sized birthmark on my face but [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► it seems to me I've never broken arm [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► have never broken anything and never had [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► a cavity what yeah what you've never had [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► a cavity [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► yeah well you don't have a cavity right [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► now not a single one a single 1i got [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► I've had three wisdom teeth pulled and [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► apart from that flawless always had a [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► couple Crown had to throw behind another [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► two so I'm might be 4i have fluoride you [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► know precious bodily fluids i have [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► fluoride in the water and Cincinnati so [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► that I say what you will now also [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► identical to work to PNG so we got a lot [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► of crest oh my god high five [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► thanks from across the internets it's [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► one of those things that really [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► frustrates people have two minutes I [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► don't say it a lot [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► it's one of those things like you like [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► those people who would always get a look [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► i'm sure they found that smiley he can't [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► and of course they always get an A and [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► you like shut up you know what I mean I [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► hate those people and I I don't like to [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► be the person where somebody I just a 19 [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► felling you're like I've never had a [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► cavity incredible yeah incredible never [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► had a cavity you know I've had a lot of [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► dental dental problems [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► you know what I'm gonna write that on a [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► car to go on the big pile because I [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► suspect consistent interesting but [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► here's the thing [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► now i have had things like what now [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► listen this is not domestic abuse but if [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► you ever have anything on your face it [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► could be closer cookies of sarees it [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► could be a stress bomb it could be a [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► bruise but here's the thing if you've [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► got a broken arm [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► oh my god you have to talk so much about [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► your broken arm before I'm just saying [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► I've been around this might have a funny [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► first name and when you have a funny [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► first name you don't suffer from this [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► you you have to constantly first of all [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► I have to I have to live with this is [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► fine i have to live with you mean like [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► the magician and I say yes like the [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► motion who would person under 18 years [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► old says that you mean like the magician [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► really a Merlin now I'm you know that is [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► absolutely right my friend mark I've [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► talked about my friend market with the [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► Instax want him to miss a very little [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► well here's that thing got Italian name [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► I don't think so I don't think she lives [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► in New York nothing have Italians there [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► here's the thing Marco Marco has a [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► theory on this i might have shared with [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► he calls it the snap to grid problem now [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► you don't suffer from this because [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► you're the problem in the snap to grid [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► problem easily [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► yes you are you're the Monad right [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► possible [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► well yeah there's a couple of them we [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► have to we have like different endings [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► to know who they are is a word canning [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► and gets word isn't it mm we cease can [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► lot in college like there was there was [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► a lesbian Amy and snake Amy and other [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► lesbian Amy you know you give Kennex two [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► people in a small college as us being me [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► yeah but they had my daughter school [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► there's old fella in New bella and other [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► Bella it sucked the other Bella of their [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► Bella third Bella down [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► yeah but the Bellis up three here's the [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► thing okay so if you got a broken arm [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► know your constant you know what I'm [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► just gonna let you talk [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► I'm just saying that it would suck it [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► it's only sucks a little bit to have my [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► name because i have a pretty awesome [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► name great Merlin Mann Marlon Dean man [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► Merlin Dean man the third is a pretty [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► cool name [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► oh my god you could do worse I should [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► have named my daughter Merlin demon the [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► third yeah that would've been real sweet [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► i could do it back if I could do it over [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► if I could go back [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► yeah like but it was like Donna Donna [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► flappy up but Donna flapjacks [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► copy smell that no other Donna flapjacks [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► mean Danny's Donna know he's fast on are [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► faster and faster than all the other [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► fast on huh [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► Don is all the way down you know [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► ok so Marcus says the problem is what he [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► calls the snap to grid problem now in a [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► few you know you don't use computers but [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► you know you can do things like for your [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► icons in a window what will snap to [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► certain pleasing grid I know you're just [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► your little bit you know I don't like [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► when people use those cds and adjectives [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► so I won't do that but I know you like [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► like things to be raised a certain way [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► anybody if my icons on my computer on my [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► computer which I don't have [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► yes my icons are not snap to grid yes I [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► cannot sleep like if one of them is [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► often but I have to come in and do it [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► all over again XD sort alphabetically [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► oil [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► IDK modifydate modified yeah they are [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► sorted alphabetically because date [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► modified at the they're bouncing all [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► over the place I want to be in the same [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► place at the top that's so in your so [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► much more of a Mac user than you think [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► ok but you know what listen I'm gonna [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► write that down type it somewhere market [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► here's the problem so let's say let's [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► say somebody meets the main aim jaunt or [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► jon lord john i'm just mean that upper [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► jaw know I know a guy named John oj onl [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► which is still a silly name that is a [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► sorry John but no i mean like in first [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► John and I gotta spell that his name is [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► spelt jnl it could hardly be any easier [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► without having you know implied letters [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► yeah but I wouldn't assume that no you [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► would say it's joh and dash [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► oh right or j 8 h mo no okay well okay [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► and also i knew a girl in college books [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► and what this school lets people three [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► names names Jonna don't know i know i [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► know john which sounds kinda like you [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► would grant that name a little bit [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► well we could argue sometimes you're [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► like hey Jana I mean a charming you [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► think John it gets mistake for Donna no [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► I think jonna gets mistaken for jama who [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► or ok so you've got John so you are you [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► are already on the grid now Marco most [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► people he says hello my name is Marco [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► and and they're going to hear or [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► remember Marcos right or or some other [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► name that snaps easier to the grid [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► no I'm saying yes yeah well imagine if [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► you were [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► accurist encryption Kirsten [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► this is like water skiers kirsten this [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► is one I have a in the West all the time [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► I don't know you know what I'm in New [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► York is the only in Northwest thing I'm [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► a Christian or a Kirsten a Christian I [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► have never met any of those Kirsten [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► people even crystals yet probably not [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► many crystals i I've never met a crystal [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► back east [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► you're here when I was in elementary [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► school was like Kirsten here Kristen [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► here Kirsten here curve fortran I mean [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► the question every single person every [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► single vowel combinations you can have [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► with a que andar rishton people name [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► their kids out here and i have now and I [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► you when you're in a room with like at [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► like four of them [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► it's easy to get confused it's easy to [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► get jumbled up and Kirsten's really hard [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► because it looks like Kirsten but if you [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► pronounced that wrong they get fucking [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► yeah I've massacres against Pearson and [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► I just want to say that you name is [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► destiny [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► I never met Kristin was a little pissed [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► you know what I've never met Kristin his [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► father wasn't a dentist [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► i'm going to call that Roderick's [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► heuristic you feel like that's backwards [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► compatible like when you meet somebody [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► who is a dentist that has a doctor or [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► dentist has a dot is a pretty good [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► chance pretty good chance her name's [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► Kirsten I'm gonna test that I think that [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► our priority John that fuckin makes [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► sense to me around nine days leave it i [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► believe it [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► huh anyway that's not a great i think [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► that might be geographically determined [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► to i think it's i think it could it [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► could just be like west of the Rockies [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► yeah that's weird there's a lot of [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► crystals and I don't know what got me [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► was close to make of your dentist your [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► daughter's name is Sarah oh yeah eastern [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► seaboard right eastern seaboard Sarah [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► with an H Sarah with an H you know how [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► do you feel about Sarah with no h well i [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► think thats Sarah o2 sets that required [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► I critical i'm not sure i knew a girl [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► named sorrow and that's how she spelt it [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► is a terrible terrible name [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► she was sorrow was from the the the [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► indian subcontinent me and maybe you [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► know can I say saara to me that sounds [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► like military dad that sounds like she [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► had she was Sarah and just a fucking [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► pissed off the colonel she changed it to [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► sorrow [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► sorry that was my mother's name you [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► bitch don't think I I in this witness [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► one instance I think that sorrow might [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► actually be one of the one of the [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► Pantheon 400 gods that live in the in [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► the in Kashmir are we living in [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► direction where you're going to [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► apologize for these kinds of things i [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► don't know i have yet to apologize for [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► anything in my life well let's just hope [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► nothing you know what I hate it was late [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► eighties early nineties continue for [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► awhile and the words up Bell tones and [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► also the Jayden's and kadens and kayla's [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► cadence then you know it all sounds like [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► Jerry Lewis name's Jaden Kayla maybe you [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► know maybe pretty name for a girl maiden [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► yeah they're gonna know but it's a [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► little jewy so it'd be like maad ' n [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► like maiden pretty except when you write [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► it you have to you have to cross out the [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► two middle letters em apostrophe [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► apostrophe apostrophe and 0 because that [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► would be blasphemous yeah [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► oh man will become beasts it would be [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► kind of you know what that's rough [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► the the teller that I like my bank has a [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► Greek name didn't I mean it's like [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► continued on next nameplate her name is [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► really its I don't want to you know talk [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► about a school but the castle Alexis I [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► think that's a Santana record now it's [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► like popolo surprises it's a joke it's a [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► it sounds like somewhere between [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► somebody from from Crete and maybe a [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► Lewis Carroll character [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► yeah it's like those romanian names that [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► are like how talk take to her [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► trent 006 sent me hi I've always been a [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► fan of that one [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► Jane Sarah okay so Sarah alright i'm [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► writing does Sarah okay and I think [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► we've met this before I don't I was that [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► no wait no that was don't tell me that [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► was not starship that was flip4mac no [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► not Fleetwood Mac yeah there is a [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► starship one that I think starship does [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► do Sara Sara smile bottom notes moment [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► you get Sarah which is I think of [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► fleetwood mac song i'm wondering i don't [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► think we would make to sarah doing this [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► shit yeah i'm using the internet man yet [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► not quite keyboard jefferson starship [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► has a song called Sarah and its belt sa [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► RA I think it's sung by that went down [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► on you guy is Marty Marty balan went [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► down on you [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► that's how he wants to be that's it [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► that's his epitaph in your world can't [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► believe that song out on you [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► well can you believe that song ever [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► fucking made it on the radio remember [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► it's not like most innocent didn't I got [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► a taste of the real world when i went [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► down on you girl [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► yeah miracles and you believe like a [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► little baby like that rate to women is [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► that the same song got it takes to the [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► real world when i went down on you girl [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► I wasn't listening google it google it [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► that's a but that is a wonderful song [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► though it's pretty good song [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► I didn't know at first I didn't [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► recognize the version you can i think [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► paul kantner it's got a feeling seems [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► like seems like a man ray manzarek go [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► somewhere and never stop talking right i [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► mean i want to go for a long time when I [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► saw a picture of paul kantner I thought [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► it was Ray Manzarek and vice versa [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► it might be a Clark Kent type situation [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► i have a very very hard time really [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► grasping the whole Jefferson Airplane [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► arc I'm gonna need a new stack from [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► beginning to end [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► friend friend after Hitler and stuff and [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► whatever the follow-up is learn foucault [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► and stuff [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► oh yeah I saw that so what I want to do [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► for food and stuff [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► I just know the names that means no way [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► now see the panopticon guy I mean apart [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► from the guy who came up who came up [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► with an uptick on that's a look at the [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► English for line or something against [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► oh no it was you're right it was a it [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► was like a hobbit blocked and buried and [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► that's the guy who's in the booth your [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► senior jeremy bentham body you ever seen [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► that you've been body [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy he said to his body [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► is right i mean three bedrooms body [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► that's what I should have named my [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► daughter but the hyphenated hyphenated [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► I'm really having some second one of [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► those terrible names like Sinjin Winston [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► on pocket pot or whatever [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► ok no good now you listen I don't want [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► is an internet thing because I i know [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► that we don't want this to be an [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► Internet to meet we do me a favor and [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► you please google jeremy bentham [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► box let's try that error me I learned [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► this from the book of lists [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► yeah we're coming hours ron jeremy been [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► some box and maybe hit images i should [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► not have named my daughter that haha ah [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► images i use your picture guy with a hat [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► box [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► oh yeah it's not i had it's a hole is a [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► hole man [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► no it's a home and he's gotta stick [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► memory serves he does he has a stick him [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► it's sticking out in between his legs [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► and it looks like a wood PP doesn't look [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► a little like a dunking booth like if [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► you're just feeling like somebody hit [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► the clown and he fell in [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► is that really jeremy bentham over with [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► jeremy bentham I think the I think that [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► he was I think they brought it to [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► meetings I think they have him sit at [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► the head of the table of meetings I [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► don't know a lot about journey about the [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► mall be honest [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► Wow look at that he'll he's got a tan [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► memory serves you know what I'm [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► mummification job was botched and [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► Bentham said came out looking like a [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► dried prune yeah this is why you [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► shouldn't buy on price [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► Oh acts replacement was created let's [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► fuck that this was balanced on top of a [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► body made from some of Bentham's clothes [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► stuff with dry straw so I'm not sure [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► that's gotta be the 19th century John [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► let's not make any sense of don't think [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► that's really jeremy bentham's body I [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► think it's perfect [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► your parent gets a wax head on top of [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► the body stuff was strong barely [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► modified that was initially displayed on [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► the floor between speech it's locked [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► away everything subject to a few too [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► many student pranks and all right boys [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► boys who dont at the litigants let who [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► is holding bedrooms head now [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► um yeah the school cormorant point [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► that's that's a shame that's a shame now [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► is he one of those guys like locking [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► Barkley and all that sparkly Scottish I [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► don't think he's waxes he Gentry my uh [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► well no the Scottish typically are bent [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► embarrassed said now Barclays the guy [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► with the with the the remember that [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► whole thing was it with lock in those [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► guys with where there was started with a [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► cart with the vision and the lenses and [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► how you see and it got real medieval [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► didn't it but wasn't Barkley really into [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► that Barclays the Monad guy isn't likely [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► the Monad guy and having a stroke [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► / off button [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► micros aunjanue really worried about the [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► pudding opticon no no no [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► shouldn't we should circle back to that [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► because that's the color right info pick [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► that up [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► I'm punishing on punishment was a call [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► by jailing what's a call certainly yeah [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► punishing punishment is that Jenna who [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► is that gentleman i really feel because [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► we feel like this is this is starting to [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► the wheels are starting to come off this [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► way John every nickel of my liberal arts [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► education as well spent part of the guy [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► with lenses he's not the guy that had [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► his crime and crime and grow French [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► crunchiness pumpkin punctuality [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► I just I just been I just been a very [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► frustrating day yesterday arguing with [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► everybody on the internet and just saw [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► your fake quotes no no not the fake ones [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► we were getting mad that day i love the [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► fake quotes don't know the big quotes [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► there was a fun day [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► ok now that and I wasn't really even mad [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► yesterday was just one of those things [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► where you're fielding replies from 50 [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► people and everybody it [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► everybody's got to be in their best plan [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► falls apart John yeah and they're said [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► there was some kid who was just like [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► well you've obviously never read [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► Foucault I just I feel like what i [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► should do in those situations just [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► blocked the person instantly you just no [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► no you should spend the day find out [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► where he is [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► well what social teaching a little bit [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► about the fucking pendulum but i always [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► make the mistake of of writing them and [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► saying listen it's routed to assume [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► about other people what they have read [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► it is rude to assume about grown people [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► what their education is you need to [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► check yourself before you say things [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► like that to people that you don't know [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► and he you know he writes back goes well [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► i just it was obvious the bubble and I'm [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► like no no hear your e and and so I [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► wasted a basically I wish on highways 10 [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► always 10 milligrams of my brain sauce [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► we had said its education meets team [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► that's hardly trying to put push back [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► against this kid like the problem now we [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► are not we are no longer discussing [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► Foucault what we are discussing now [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► is that you think you need to you need [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► to go back and sit in your chair and [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► think about what you think [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► let me rephrase refrain that's what he [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► hit and it's very very hard it's very [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► hard for me that I can't actually [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► physically grabbed the person and sit [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► them down and saying we are not talking [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► now about asian vs oriental we're [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► talking about here to about you and the [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► things you have done in life that are [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► how do you respond to that like every [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► undergraduate in the world just take me [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► mean no no bladder blather blather [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► blather blather blather [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► yeah so it's a protected takes me a [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► takes me a day or two to recover from [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► some of those encounters that's hard as [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► you get older that takes longer it's [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► like you know it's like we have to bend [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► over and take a day [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► yeah right out the other day god i was [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► walking along and I was like I'm winded [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► I'm genuinely winded I'm confident we [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► can get a story winded I'm winded [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► what if what happened to me yeah I used [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► to be able to uh I used to be able to [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► run up 80 flights of stairs carrying a [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► carrying a person that has asphyxiated [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► it's like the opposite of rescuing [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► somebody yeah take them up take a look [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► this is under you need to learn there's [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► no those fresh air pie [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► oh that's get some smoke rises house [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► before nine eleven this was the logic [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► yeah everything's changed [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► yeah so but now i'm just walking down [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► the street I i was carrying like a bag [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► of groceries are Mike what happened in [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► the amount of oxygen [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► I just don't I just just close the [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► thread on Bentham I don't mean that I [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► don't want to preemptively do this [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► I'm just reviewing his page on wikipedia [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► which is an internet site not he's [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► considered a thinker on the subject of [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► hedonism he's best known for the [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► greatest happiness principle according [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► to which I want to learn more about [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► which sounds that BS the peg last thing [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► you read that with the Voltaire the [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► Pangloss and any and apparently a psycho [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► I this is made up word i think a psycho [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► biographical study takes into account [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► Bentham sex interesting egocentricity [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► obsessive and narrow preoccupations are [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► you listening and apparently diminished [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► imaginative and emotional capacity [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► including may have Asperger's syndrome [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► well that's the future syndrome so he'd [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► fit right in today you know he's a [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► handsome guy I think it's time for a [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► little Franklin things go physically [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► sore [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► frankly but he's got a he's got a [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► protruding lower jaw that I find [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► distinguish like an underbite amit well [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► yeah as long as for you like another [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► point [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► speaking of someone who has a little bit [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► of a little bit of an overbite season 1i [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► have have some kind of but I think you [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► gotta buy yeah i think freddie mercury [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► hanover but I think you might have an [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► underbite maybe I have an under my lady [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► and I remember which felt that we should [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► all know I do i do everything I think [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► everybody gets talked about it [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► yeah i think if he cut two inches off [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► that hair he look a lot better than a [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► lot more slender but that's the thing [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► that's the thing with something about [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► style how you decide how to decide in he [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► died in 1832 so that was the 19th [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► century of course as the 19th century [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► could fuck up a wet dream [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► they taught me so much in a really [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► became problematic why they do it in the [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► new quite a bit not as much as that is [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► the 18th century you think that between [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► the 18th century the 19th century some [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► knowledge was lost used to tell me that [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► can't happen the knowledge got lost in [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► the same the that library in Alexandria [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► Virginia burn down [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► mhm thanks but you follow my train of [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► thought on this why do but I feel like [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► what happened I feel like the 18th [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► century was a time when people furthered [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► considerable made considerable progress [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► in in terms of like ideal idealized [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► knowledge everybody was you know kind of [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► and putting a new putting theories [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► initially into practice them everything [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► fresh raw fresh yeah it was all fresh in [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► the 19th century everybody I mean there [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► was a lot of dealing with the fallout [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► and the consequences of taking your [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► philosophy and building a government [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► around it and they got commercialized oh [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► well then of course the ads yeah dad's [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► really well he had covered a lot of [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► ground I at some point and maybe not [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► today at the circle back to [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► utilitarianism these Ivy also the source [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► of where you're nice to people for no [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► reason so-called when your sadhana now [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► when I what was that thing we go [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► you got any more notes [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► I'm just you know what I do I can't get [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► any more notes I've got any more notes I [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► think he's given up i keep a little snot [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► in the back of my throat now so that [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► when you start talking about like like [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► 18th century possibly i just do i get to [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► suck a little pieces not back in really [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► well it's clear to me that you've never [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► read the wealth of nations ah you know [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► it's funny it's like essay question guy [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► right it'sit's like i have prepared this [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► one thing it's a little bit Ignatius [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► Riley like you've got this one reference [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► like the one looky you've been holding [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► in your throat it's the one in the [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► chamber [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► no I'm saying have you been written on [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► your big chief tablet that you read that [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► book [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► oh no that's my favorite novels I told [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► you this didn't either when I first [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► moved to Seattle my I had my name in the [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► phone book as John Ignatius robbery [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► are you kidding now I was so proud every [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► time I looked out i mean i was the only [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► one that ever looked myself up in the [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► phone book a time but there was my name [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► John Ignatius Roderick oh you know I [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► gotta tell you I like your middle name [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► I i like your middle name right now a [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► lot of Ignatius is good [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► Ignatius is good coffee I are so bad [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► that I didn't have my daughter that [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► Ignatius Ignatius Ignatius j Roderick [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► also what I was trying to think of how [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► we do things just because for no reason [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► for I said what's called cut all this [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► out amore [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► yeah it's called the country altruism [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► altruism naturalism is that different [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► from utilitarianism yes it's about [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► utilitarianism is is the thing that's [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► going to be the most good for the most [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► people is that is that a thumbnail [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► sketch [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► yeah basically ok it's kind of boring [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► anyway jeremy bentham he know he [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► actually if he had a little less here in [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► the back you look a lot like Alfred [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► Hitchcock interesting how do you decide [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► when to let your hair stop growing in [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► the late 18th century I think you just [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► let it keep growing [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► the question for me is how at what point [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► see this is that it's the beard question [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► that keeps coming and going like we're [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► obviously entering them entering a [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► bearded face so it's it's it's going to [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► be that this is the Gilded Age of beards [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► yeah and and the last time we really [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► properly had one of these was the late [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► 19th century at you know like oh you [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► mean the really ambitious beers were [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► happening from 1870s I'm not [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► and shave and go see Bobby Kennedy you [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► mean seriously like let it go and yeah [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► like a winning maybe role of women from [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► 1862 not to basically 1900 big big big [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► beards she could I wish I don't like PBS [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► I really wish you had something [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► regularly on PBS [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► I don't care what I don't fucking care [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► what it is I don't even care of it as a [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► nap on the on the iphone store i want [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► you to do something on PBS where you sit [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► in a chair and explain things well I [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► could do a similar chair and then you [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► could be offstage reading off of [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► Wikipedia going well what's altruism and [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► I'm like well and then you move on to [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► the next [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► well obviously you've never read cyrano [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► de bergerac I what kind of dad what [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► about you can again we're covering a lot [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► of ground and homey [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► damn i'm just gonna call you Dan the day [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► I got the thing i wrote down want to [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► call talk about the different John's I'm [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► very intrigued by the different jobs now [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► one thing on my way to pick up my thai [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► food [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► I don't think pong but I the end you [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► know a lot of places [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► oh yeah and you know we gotta come back [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► to is a cleanliness Italian and noise in [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► the background I really that's that's [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► important and I think you can help [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► people with that it was one of these [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► shows and it used to be you know you had [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► the american idol and you could always [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► tell because that cocksucker was always [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► on it [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► announcement ok and the thing was now [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► here's the thing with the shows they get [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► sponsored which is fine but then they [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► always have a diet coke for a while I [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► think they have a can or a bottle of [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► diet coke and that wasn't enough so then [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► they got the original desk [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► oh yeah face let go out go out and looks [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► like they're enjoying a drink while [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► they're judging people [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► so you know as you do and and then I [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► think it became a larger and larger [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► until you have a big gulp style terrine [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► and this one that I saw I think was [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► Howard Stern he had shorter hair looks a [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► lot older so i assume is Howard Stern [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► had this creepy Joey Ramone glasses [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► that's gonna be Howard Stern right [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► probably program is hard to be hard to [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► is the mistake for anybody other than [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► join the sound [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► yeah we have a relative who has that has [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► that the german thing [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah yeah like nervous Rondo [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► Hatton thing but you know the thing [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► we're part of your body keep growing [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► yeah it's so it's called you know Rondo [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► Hatton had it [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► yeah it's it's the weekend just go [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► special attention of wikipedia what is [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► entitilitus [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► it's it's not elephantitis it's a it's [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► always about you as soon as we can [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► yes Abe Lincoln disease your game you [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► save the country that's totally it [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► around my eyes too far as i know he's [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► not gay but no that's a problem at home [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► that's totally different under the giant [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► hand right I think so yeah that's that's [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► that's giantism and that's different for [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► the tip that's that's totally different [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► John that's it that's the three [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► different from andre previn yeah okay [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► and he's the bad guy was with the lady [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► that had the problem with the hair kinda [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► looked like Joey Ramone fat factory [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► remote that's a remote area of said [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► everything to timesthat on banjo and [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► then there's other children and there's [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► another jelly and there's a Joey Bella [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► okay god I don't you call me god damn it [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► wish lowercase G you're in the pantheon [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► but not by much on boy i'm outside the [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► pantheon you're standing outside the [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► pantheon elevated my fingernails with [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► the wrong a chair through the window and [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► setting the place on fire [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► my daughter says that now sometimes [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► sometimes you just gotta burn the [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► building down [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► yeah that's gonna get this one to watch [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► the world burn [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► what's that from that's another movie [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► quote I don't know that one [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► okay okay here's the thing i don't [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► overextend this I think Hitler and stuff [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► has got to happen but I don't know I [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► just feel like there's a whole lot of [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► brand extensions we can do if we quit if [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► we had jobs we should quit them we [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► should get jobs and quit them and then [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► we should all right quit my job I hereby [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► quit my job [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► okay you know what I will too I'm gonna [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► put on notice in today my boss is an [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► asshole [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► I'm Bentham TV for lonely people dental [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► oh and so anyway the point is on howard [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► stern show that was needed thank Christ [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► everybody had a giant terrine with snap [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► all on the front of it you can things [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► obviously you know if you watch somebody [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► drink a drink you for watching like a [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► commercial when somebody eats a [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► hamburger with two fingers [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► you don't mean like over-the-top and the [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► haha and the other thing and it's like [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► to display the burger nobody fucking [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► eats like that nobody has a giant screen [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► a snapple with the logo out [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► well it's like that it's like I was [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► talking about that that add that used to [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► run for the hot tub place here in [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► Seattle with him that was called tubs [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► where you go and like rent hot tub for [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► an hour with your friends [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► and let the advertisement that I had for [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► this place was a girl in a bikini [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► standing waist-deep in a hot tub and it [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► right by Wright and are in one hand she [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► was drinking like a like a martini glass [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► style cocktail and she was using the [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► other hand to sensuously brush back her [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► hair and I realized a long time ago you [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► couldn't do both things I'm it's [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► bubbling water in a bubbling hot liquid [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► shots jacuzzi shots to find out you can [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► see brand shot is a bubbling hot tub [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► that that 25 other people had used that [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► day [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► okay I'm gonna come back to that I'm [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► sure we talked about the we talked about [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► the shoot was she wearing a two-piece it [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► was a two-piece you know I'm afraid I'm [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► afraid that this may be the first [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► instance of us actually repeating [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► ourselves in Iraq and I do it came from [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► me no you don't repeat yourself a lot [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► what are you talking about what if i [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► said that i ever said before you don't [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► know I've repeated myself you don't you [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► are so i wasn't sure i don't listen to [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► the podcast so what I've told stories [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► that I told multiple times you get [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► around me my god i'm embarrassed about [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► this now I morning about you know my dad [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► told the series dairy stuff nothing but [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► my dad told the same story every day for [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► 40 years and that's wrong how I don't [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► know you got some really good stories [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► did amazing things John is like I've [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► learned well not days like today but [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► sometimes I just get out of your way i [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► learn the cues that mean you're about to [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► tell one of your great stories and I try [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► to get out of the way I think today [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► we're doing a lot of a lot of [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► philosophical clean up well we're doing [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► something I feel like we're sweeping [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► where who are sweeping words around a [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► big auditorium in that case i will [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► quickly get this out of the way this [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► comes with Italian dry salami dry cop [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► prosciutto and black pepper coated [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► Italian dry salami [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► so you get with without the pepper and [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► the problem is for my daughter [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► standpoint the pepper getting any [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► readings and the salami was dr pepper [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► cured salami black pepper code Italian [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► dry salami is one of the ingredients in [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► the salami [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► I'm sorry the bullets on the front and [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► check the palace I think he's got oh my [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► goodness there's a lot of ingredients on [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► you know there are my goodness well the [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► first green all there is pouring out the [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► big those pituitary gland soft by [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► dipping them in forever change how much [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► I hate things that are named with the [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► series of nouns I don't like that I [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► don't trust that like the idea of [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► something called poor [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► shoulder but haha really i don't think [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► you can have port for always the butt of [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► the pork shoulder [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► see now we're overthinking that here's [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► the problem i don't travel as much as I [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► used to but it's used to be almost [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► exclusively a problem of travel and [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► sports bars but i think its extended arm [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► i well it's not because sports bars have [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► now morphed into all those airport Irish [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► bars [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► yeah kinda Connors that punching [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► punching tits yeah inviting my yard of [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► beer [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► I i well I wanted to us I wanted to a [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► sports bar the other day in an airport [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► somewhere and it was they were playing [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► the guy it was like themed it wasn't [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► just the guy was playing his mixtape but [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► it was a sports bar but it was themed [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► somehow so that they were playing live [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► recordings of blues classics but not [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► blues classics by the original blues [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► artists but blues classics by counting [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► crows covering son house [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► eric clapton live in the eighties [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► followed by BB king live in the eighties [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► followed by George Thorogood now Katie's [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► honors thought it was the music was it [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► was all live takes of life that's when [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► just said she was pretending it was like [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► my right down the crapper or its little [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► it was so awful it actually was curdling [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► milk I i asked for cream and curdled I [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► ask for another one curled in the way [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► that it that we have to get out of here [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► I'm not gonna come not gonna ruin three [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► cups of coffee tell me this tell me this [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► resonates though because I mean I I [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► always felt this was something [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► well you know let's say it started with [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► the sports bars probably but i think men [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► in particular are very lonely and I [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► think when you go to somebody's house [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► and having a nice conversation and [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► nobody thinks to turn off the fucking [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► television [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► I think it's because people are lonely [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► and they like to have a little voice [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► near them and I think when men go to [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► airports just drives me crazy because no [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► matter where you sit in an airport there [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► are many many voices apart from the ones [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► in my head [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► which is first of all there's the [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► pointless tsa warnings the drone on [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► right behind her back or front of a kind [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► of all you know and you wouldn't know if [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► there's a bomb in the fucking place [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► because there's all this chatter and [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► then CNN thing and admits the bombs [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► themselves are whispering I'm a bomb I'm [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► a bomb if you listen carefully you can [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► hear if you can hear it over Anderson [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► Cooper I just a lot of Allah and then [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► you go so what do you do in my case on [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► girl found 10 desert island ever notice [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► sunday night sunday nights or when they [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► get a lot of the dead lady stories i [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► think sunday is a slow news day and I've [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► noticed on news sites that's when they [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► pull out a lot of the dead people [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► stories just watch for it [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► I don't need to know I'm just saying [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► lump in and out there i don't watch the [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► to be so then i'll drop 50 bucks because [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► I want to get away from the din and i'll [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► go into i'll pay to go because I'm not [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► like a sandwich bar well-known have a [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► cover charge but if i want to go to the [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► Lambs right [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► oh I don't mind right fancy guy like [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► find solace sometimes I got the miles [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► and these days not as much but I'll say [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► you know what I'm willing I've got a [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► two-hour wait i would like to go [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► somewhere and have a beverage and sit [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► down and listen to my room where there's [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► a banana in a bowl [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► yeah and there's like six people sitting [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► with laptops on their last didn't used [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► to be nicer in those and it's like hey [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► there's a banana the ball anybody can [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► meet that you know what's in there [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► there are screens and screens and [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► screens even in the quiet room there's [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► screens and his people screaming into [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► the phone you just pee there's no quiet [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► in public anymore I know I talk a lot [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► but when i'm in public i'm very quiet [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► and it's maddening to me and I think [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► this is extending to everywhere I think [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► people are lonely and needed in of noise [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► yeah i agree i think that that is the [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► whole business with sports you can sit [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► you can sit alone in your bachelor [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► apartment and listen to people yelling [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► and yell at them yourself and that's [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► like sports TV or sports radio you get [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► to yell at the thing and they're yelling [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► and it feels like you're in a big [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► boisterous room full of people and you [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► can talk about next to nothing and you [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► don't mind dying about that guy having [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► having having ever know the thing about [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► that guy's got athleticism really the [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► professional athlete has athleticism and [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► I really it's going to be a question of [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► whoever but some of the smartest points [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► on the board [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► well this is the thing this is the [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► problem and hate your enemy sports [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► Johnny hate sports culture and it makes [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► me angry you do sports culture something [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► might be clear my daughter play soccer I [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► like soccer [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► I'm angry about sports culture it's a [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► it's the rare person that hates actual [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► sport [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► yeah it's it's sports culture that [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► people hate absolutely true but i have [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► no idea where I'm going I'm sorry I like [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► bugs me that bugs me i don't think i [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► should have to be the weirdo are you [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► kidding me you live on the internet [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► everybody on the internet hate sports [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► relationship for the sports corner of [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► the internet but I can't go to any place [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► in public now because I even the lobbies [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► of hotels the lobbies of office [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► buildings have TVs big TVs that are [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► yelling at you about the new dead girl [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► they found on the on the pacific [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► islander they're yelling at you about [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► the about the car chase that's happening [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► like it's happening it's it's really [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► Minority Report like that's third movie [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► reference leaves a quote but the third [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► movie reference of this podcast with TVs [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► yelling at me everywhere I go I don't [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► want to i don't iike it said this is [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► worse or the same but like the one the [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► one that really really gets under my [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► skin because it's so visually and [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► aurally cluttered is whatever i don't [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► know i guess like CNBC but somewhere [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► screaming about finance about a story [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► that's still emerging it's not like [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► anybody's ever done any actual research [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► they're standing somewhere about goes [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► ding-ding-ding and people invest in [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► running around and acting like that some [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► kind of reporting you know and I I don't [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► smoke but if you go to the kind of place [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► where people smoke in a room there will [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► always be something on about the sports [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► or there will be something on about the [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► finance and then people will talk about [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► the finance and nothing is worse than [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► hearing people watch a financial [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► financial show and talk about fun [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► I don't know if I feel worse would you [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► like to hear me talk about finance for [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► an hour I would absolutely what you want [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► else you've been through the process [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► let's write that on another card that'll [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► be another podcast these guys are [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► talking about shorting and commodities [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► they don't know what the fuck you're [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► talking about [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► they're watching a TV show and that's [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► how they decide to spend their money [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► like how is that better than infomercial [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► when I when I was getting my house [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► mortgaged I don't then I for a while I [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► was talking about getting a remortgage [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► right and I start talking to this broker [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► and this guy he's a real personable guy [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► he's a guy that I like instinctively [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► right away felt like oh this is a guy my [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► age who can [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► he's he's finally a guy in the financial [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► sector who just wants to talk like a guy [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► and he wants to break it down real [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► simple [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► here's how it's gonna go and so we [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► started talking and we kind of had a we [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► had a very good report i was the [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► government refinance my house with this [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► guy and then at one point I asked a [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► question about it some Arcana in the you [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► know in the way the mortgage has been [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► calculated and he went from being this [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► normal guy that I was enjoying very much [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► that i felt like if i went and got beers [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► with guys i would go get a beer with [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► this guy right and he he just turned on [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► a dime and became this row robot talk [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► monster [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► I'm just like well what happens is what [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► everybody Robert bit and he starts [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► talking in this this this like financial [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► TV reporter voice and trying to he was [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► not trying to explain anymore [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► what what I you know that he was not [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► trying to explain it in human language [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► what he was doing with my mortgage gray [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► he was trying to bully me into into [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► saying never mind he's trying to bully [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► me into saying like okay thank you very [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► much i got it now and he was trying to [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► do that to to mask the fact that he [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► didn't understand it right and he had [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► all he had all this tremendous this [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► verbiage that he was just she was gonna [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► spew at me until I went right right okay [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► thank you is like a smokescreen it [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► wasn't a smokescreen because i did not [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► get the sense because I because I went [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► through this a couple times because i [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► wanted to make sure like that i talked [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► to him a couple days later and i asked [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► him the same question I got the same [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► response and I did not get the sense [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► that it was a smokescreen because he was [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► trying to conceal something on there is [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► something in ethical or that he was [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► trying to he was trying to pull a fast [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► one who as much as he didn't understand [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► how it worked either and he was now he [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► had reached the threshold had reached [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► the point of his own ignorance and now [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► he was just gonna spew what he'd been [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► talks in business school or what he'd [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► been taught at the mortgage seminar [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► where he learned his trade he just [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► started spewing this this litany at me [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► it and any was hoping that it would that [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► would fool me as it had fooled him as it [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► has probably fooled his boss right like [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► that he was hoping it would sound [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► reasonable and i would get tired of that [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► and I think he was I think he did not [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► see the logical inconsistencies and what [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► he was saying and he did he was not [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► aware that I was noticing them and [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► saying like what wait a minute will want [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► now wait a minute that does actually now [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► you're that's not how you use a [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► gentleman maybe when he goes into that [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► mode he even stops noticing like how [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► little sense he makes a stop the reading [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► and the kickers little ass p and she was [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► reading emotions yeah exactly exactly [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► and I get that I get that sense whenever [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► whenever I'm dealing with [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► well whatever i'm doing with [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► functionaries are people at the mid [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► level of any kind of technical [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► discipline they reached the point where [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► they can no longer at answer they can no [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► longer answer questions from it from a [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► from a layman who is paying attention [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► because as a Raymond the technical the [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► you know the jargon it's charging the [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► technical jargon or the technical [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► explosion of language is not interesting [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► you're following the big picture and you [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► want to know the answer to the next big [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► picture question and you reach the point [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► where the person that you're talking to [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► just doesn't have that day they have not [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► they don't have a conception of the of [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► the larger structure that what they're [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► doing how it fits into it right and so [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► they just start he just start blathering [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► it's like that that that that's that is [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► one of the main problems with dealing [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► with with the with you know staffers [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► from yeah let's say you go you go all [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► the way up the chain you get to the [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► executive vice president he doesn't know [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► either [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► I'm starting to realize this is dealing [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► with people in corporate in the [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► corporate world a little bit more the [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► vice president actually doesn't know [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► either [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► he just backs up into the mission [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► statement and starts repeating it [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► he doesn't know what they're doing [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► either or how it really fits into the [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► big picture [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► my son has problems problem with jargon [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► in general because I think jargon is [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► like the whatever the black Brooks [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► Brothers suit like it becomes this way [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► of speaking to everybody else in this [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► patois that that eventually can become [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► entirely empty but is very comfortable [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► to everybody and you know there's these [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► two phrases that I joke about a lot and [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► the two phrases are turns out and so and [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► and turns out is a journalist [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► smokescreen because you say turns out as [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► you introduce something that you didn't [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► actually discover but you think sounds [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► contrary to conventional wisdom and [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► therefore you now sound smart right [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► you'll hear this once you start here at [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► here listening for this you turns out [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► you use that a lot in our podcast I you [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► know what I used to say turns out [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► because it became a tick it maybe it's a [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► tick when you said well it turns out [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► it's and then the opposite of what you [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► think i was so worked in that context [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► well I'm ask me a fairly straightforward [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► question about something [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► Merlin how do you feel of the the jets [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► are going to do this season so sports [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► can be complicated to analyze and [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► understand that really ate on any given [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► sunday so i met people that you can ask [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► i think it's like silently i write it as [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► for my little bit tricky character i [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► read it is so period but I think it's [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► really so colon and I think it's a PR [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► move that people have absorbed from [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► hearing other people use it and becomes [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► a way to not answer a question kind of [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► politician thing when you use when you [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► begin the answer to a question your [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► answer your question was so right [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► your-your-your either trying to stall [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► for time to think of an answer or just [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► as often i mean i think that's what [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► happens when you start doing is a tick [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► but but but i think the trick to so is [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► that your answer the question you want [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► to answer instead of plainly answering [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► the very simple fucking question that [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► someone just asked you right and it's a [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► consult II kind of thing to do because [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► consider you know that the consultant [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► people you know you ever hear this quote [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► I I don't love bromides but i think this [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► is kurt vonnegut said this to anybody [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► who can explain what they do for a [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► living to a ten-year-old as a charlatan [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► m which i think is i think that's that's [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► once you think about that [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► oh my god but that is true that's true [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► of eighty percent of our economy now I [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► mean I have this problem all the time [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► asking people what do you do they start [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► to go but [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► I'm in communications yeah and I got no [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► no tell me what you do and and [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► ultimately they don't know they are they [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► do not know it's not that they are it's [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► not that they are it's not that they are [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► they are the charlatan read that they [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► are cog in a Charlotte Charlotte feel [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► there's a terracotta in charlotte anak [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► world where there was nobody knows [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► what's happening is where you and your [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► company if the if your company performs [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► some service for other companies that [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► you can tell me what it is your service [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► provider but there's no your service [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► provider maybe maybe your solution [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► provider and there's 300 people working [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► at that company and you still can't tell [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► me what exactly it does [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► oh my god get out get out now it is true [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► but you know it's it's also on the one [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► hand i get that because I i understand [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► you know i'm a huge fan of you know [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► whether or not you love the music I [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► really like Bob Dylan and I really like [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► Bruce Springsteen from old friends I'm [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► not let me tell you why you see whether [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► or not you love his music I really i [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► gotta say well why I didn't want to get [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► into a thing with you cuz i know you're [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► not a fan of any point i'm a final [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► fantasy Bob ok when i'm a fan actually a [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► fair but it's one thing i like about [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► John Roderick is is this resistance to [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► have you define me [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► I don't like being defined right and so [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► I completely understand the desire to [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► say well no I'm not that thing so you [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► say to somebody [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► well oh so your PR person in like also [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► so basically you work for businesses and [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► you do a certain kind of public [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► messaging through things like press [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► releases that tries to make them look [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► good mostly for free [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► well no actually I'm a communications [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► professional social media uh now this [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► happen to me when they won and why do [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► you use that voice that sounds like the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► interior decorator in beetlejuice [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► actually I think it's tim gunn from from [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► that from that was called Project Runway [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► health concerns [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► well i have watched that show you're [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► talking to shadow the regal blonde [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► person that helps them with tailored [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► clothes [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► yes very interesting i like that guy [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► like the or could be home count also [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► think it's stupid should narrow like [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► Cupid you're told you're fat will be [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► skinny [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► mama's got video Burger King bathroom [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► but the network MC Blowfish [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► I can't believe you know so many things [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► I mean I know you know stuff from dusty [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► books and no one cares about but me no [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► fuckin happy home [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► no shock g I i know i don't see [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► Christina different don't just know [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► humpty-hump I know every track on that [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► record back are rare bird i love that [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► record [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► oh my gosh we should talk about music on [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► our other show Hitler music Hitler and [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► stuff Hillary music okay to learn [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► Foucault anyway this is boring now so [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► what you know I one of the things I've [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► caught myself saying now I've got I've [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► got a tick a vocal tic for a verbal tic [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► get several you like five [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► no wonder my verbal tics continue come [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► on tell me you can't just say something [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► like that and then walk away in any case [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► do I say in any case that's what don't [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► know i can tell you exactly what in any [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► case means to be in any case means [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► Merlin has finally kind of stopped [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► talking and I would like to continue [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► with my point now where I think you know [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► that something your flowers and boxes [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► and you bring him home when you put them [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► in the window that's the next night and [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► now you know the thing is that you have [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► cut sausage into smaller pieces you can [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► cook it faster [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► well in any case haha [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► in any case one of the things that I [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► have taught myself saying recently is no [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► kidding [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► and I say that as someone is talking to [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► me about stuff and every time they you [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► know every time they're like and then I [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► went to the store when i get it and i [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► get the story there were things for sale [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► are you reading a paper [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► mentally I see reading the paper when [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► you say that no kidding and I caught [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► myself the other day I would I was [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► talking to somebody out in the street [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► and I realized I had said no kidding 45 [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► times [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► yeah in in the space of a 20-minute [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► conversation was like oh my god I gotta [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► stop doing that [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► no kidding guys out of that dozens of [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► no kidding yeah because you can see a [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► couple of different ways to like huh [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► no kidding I'm and my mine are like you [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► know what is just embarrassing i can't [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► get into it what what what's your worst [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► one right now my worst one right now I i [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► somehow i actually got this from you [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► accidentally you use it sparingly [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► but you took it to a higher lie i use it [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► super often what is it prepending an [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► adjective with super oh that's super [TS]