Roderick on the Line

Ep. 33: "Starts to Slurry"


00:00:00   hello a John I'm Marilyn I don't [TS]

00:00:08   remember John uh-huh but I don't make [TS]

00:00:15   people cringe be reluctant because they [TS]

00:00:18   fear the Queen boy I you know you know [TS]

00:00:24   what anybody who fears the Queen [TS]

00:00:25   shouldn't even be listening to this [TS]

00:00:27   podcast you have other ideas other [TS]

00:00:29   things like that that would be helpful [TS]

00:00:30   people and deciding what this is right [TS]

00:00:33   for them [TS]

00:00:34   Oh some some like a litmus test or a [TS]

00:00:37   little checklist [TS]

00:00:38   let's get some quick tips may be a [TS]

00:00:39   top-10 but you know litmus test would be [TS]

00:00:41   good to they can know if their basic [TS]

00:00:42   yeah regular acidic or said or somewhere [TS]

00:00:46   between um you know I i prefer to think [TS]

00:00:48   of it in terms of those quizzes that you [TS]

00:00:50   get in [TS]

00:00:51   Mademoiselle magazine but where you find [TS]

00:00:54   out if your boyfriend is cheating on you [TS]

00:00:56   have to change the name a damn but it's [TS]

00:01:01   much larger now it's not like like like [TS]

00:01:04   that just leaves the quickly go in there [TS]

00:01:06   you could do this while you're while [TS]

00:01:07   you're doing your laundry or enjoying a [TS]

00:01:08   pedicure you go through and you find out [TS]

00:01:10   by answering a series of questions [TS]

00:01:11   whether your boyfriend's cheating on you [TS]

00:01:13   yeah right exactly like a those he act [TS]

00:01:18   weird [TS]

00:01:19   yes he does does he keep having sex with [TS]

00:01:22   other ladies [TS]

00:01:22   oh my god I think he's cheating on me a [TS]

00:01:25   definitely be almost certainly here's a [TS]

00:01:31   tip here's a tip for our female [TS]

00:01:33   listeners your boyfriend's cheating on [TS]

00:01:35   you [TS]

00:01:35   222 how much of a certainty you can [TS]

00:01:41   almost guarantee currently like that [TS]

00:01:44   right now [TS]

00:01:44   likewise we do this i don't know it [TS]

00:01:46   depends doesn't work from home [TS]

00:01:48   oh this is and I think you're getting [TS]

00:01:49   you are moving into the field of what i [TS]

00:01:51   would call self-help the questions to [TS]

00:01:53   ask yourself why you're getting a [TS]

00:01:54   pedicure should you be back at home [TS]

00:01:56   keeping an eye on that guy [TS]

00:01:57   my are you getting a pedicure is full [TS]

00:02:00   stop [TS]

00:02:01   who cares he said it's about nails you [TS]

00:02:05   have strong feelings about not having [TS]

00:02:06   feelings about nails I feel like the I [TS]

00:02:10   feel like nails of all the things they [TS]

00:02:13   goals but like my grooming your nails is [TS]

00:02:17   the thing you really can do [TS]

00:02:18   satisfactorily by yourself with a [TS]

00:02:20   pocketknife and we on that if you're [TS]

00:02:24   spending more time on your nails then [TS]

00:02:26   you can accomplish with a pocketknife [TS]

00:02:27   and maybe like a an emery board and [TS]

00:02:30   everything ok [TS]

00:02:31   they're saying if you keep you can make [TS]

00:02:33   the upgrade from your front teeth until [TS]

00:02:37   like a leather man like me you've [TS]

00:02:39   already you you have evolved [TS]

00:02:40   sufficiently right move on [TS]

00:02:42   go check out that a fucker at your house [TS]

00:02:45   was probably getting a handy from what [TS]

00:02:47   now is somebody works with is it [TS]

00:02:49   somebody what do you think what do you [TS]

00:02:50   think that sort of trouble comes from [TS]

00:02:51   give a sense that's the thing it could [TS]

00:02:53   be anybody could be the UPS girl [TS]

00:02:55   it could be the PS girl that's gonna use [TS]

00:02:58   that you know what I mean it could be [TS]

00:03:00   the milk made it could be the milk then [TS]

00:03:06   I did she milked the callous did she [TS]

00:03:07   bring the milk milk maid she brings the [TS]

00:03:09   she brings the milk she potentially does [TS]

00:03:11   everything milk related inside of the [TS]

00:03:13   household in the neighborhood [TS]

00:03:15   yeah you know the thing is now that [TS]

00:03:17   women are welcome in all fields so all [TS]

00:03:22   walks of life it could be the meter [TS]

00:03:24   reader it could be the could be the maid [TS]

00:03:29   the mail deliver here hehe kinda [TS]

00:03:33   slightly open the window and sticks his [TS]

00:03:36   head out good night's clipboard a nice [TS]

00:03:39   reflective best at the other people see [TS]

00:03:42   you at night it could be the there could [TS]

00:03:45   you know the postwoman Always Rings [TS]

00:03:47   Twice first sure especially if he asked [TS]

00:03:49   the stone does um now what about what [TS]

00:03:54   about scullery maids and very interested [TS]

00:03:55   in scullery maids I think that might be [TS]

00:03:57   pretty like in the household in those [TS]

00:03:59   very it's like it's like royalty and in [TS]

00:04:02   duchies in in Europe Duchess em and I [TS]

00:04:05   think your scholarly major you're about [TS]

00:04:07   as far now and it's kind of like me in [TS]

00:04:09   the piss boy or the dishwasher at a [TS]

00:04:10   restaurant I don't this play's [TS]

00:04:12   restaurants but you eat with a scholar [TS]

00:04:13   in my sensitive side on the San [TS]

00:04:15   Francisco's a different kind of town is [TS]

00:04:16   so we don't know this boys here anymore [TS]

00:04:18   not at all i know is that legislation or [TS]

00:04:20   like Portland where you gotta like have [TS]

00:04:21   people humping gas just kind of [TS]

00:04:23   initiative you have something that's [TS]

00:04:25   something where [TS]

00:04:26   a little pissed boys were and they were [TS]

00:04:29   selling the piss on the open market and [TS]

00:04:31   it was determined that we just need to [TS]

00:04:32   recycle it's like got his license with [TS]

00:04:34   recycling rights it's all a scam [TS]

00:04:37   yeah oldest pendulums a recycling scheme [TS]

00:04:39   Angeles is a lot of things I you know I [TS]

00:04:42   think he gives me a run for my money in [TS]

00:04:44   terms of signal to noise ratio [TS]

00:04:46   I wonder often when i put something in [TS]

00:04:48   the recycling when I when I look into my [TS]

00:04:50   recycling bin that has newspapers tin [TS]

00:04:52   cans glass plastic bottles and then I [TS]

00:04:56   put up you know like a cardboard in [TS]

00:04:59   there and I think what now [TS]

00:05:02   how is all this going into the right [TS]

00:05:05   into the right decision that's going to [TS]

00:05:08   be at that that's gonna be a park bench [TS]

00:05:09   for multicultural children [TS]

00:05:10   ya know this this is that this is super [TS]

00:05:13   train is going to solve all of this I [TS]

00:05:16   didn't want I didn't want to bring it up [TS]

00:05:17   because i don't know if it's something [TS]

00:05:18   where I don't know the stage development [TS]

00:05:19   or funding that you're in [TS]

00:05:21   I have a feeling super she is going to [TS]

00:05:23   take care of a lot of our recycling [TS]

00:05:25   issues super glamorous and super to [TS]

00:05:27   create a super train gets a second or [TS]

00:05:29   third claw it's not gonna be too fucking [TS]

00:05:31   sort no no for sure it's not it's get me [TS]

00:05:35   to speed up the conflagration super [TS]

00:05:39   train is going to super train is going [TS]

00:05:40   to start with mobile home parks and it's [TS]

00:05:42   just going to recycle them with all [TS]

00:05:44   their contents [TS]

00:05:46   uh-huh but I my feeling is that that [TS]

00:05:49   week you know we just put a space rocket [TS]

00:05:53   in space a private space rocket I don't [TS]

00:05:55   know if you watch that I heard something [TS]

00:05:57   about a private space rocket there's a [TS]

00:05:59   private space rocket and the Fantastic [TS]

00:06:00   Four did that 1963 for as well yeah [TS]

00:06:03   discontinued that that was that's all [TS]

00:06:05   under cover of The Secret legion of doom [TS]

00:06:08   but but uh but they just put a private [TS]

00:06:12   space rocket into space i was watching [TS]

00:06:13   it on the on the internets and they [TS]

00:06:16   actually like the people that were [TS]

00:06:17   announcing it you know like the normally [TS]

00:06:22   you would have some some guys with crew [TS]

00:06:24   cuts and slide rules in the front pocket [TS]

00:06:26   going t minus 72 you know initial [TS]

00:06:30   second-stage defibrillation whatever [TS]

00:06:33   they say i don't know i do best [TS]

00:06:35   because if you had said he had a slider [TS]

00:06:37   about you can really nail it [TS]

00:06:38   and these three like the guy had a [TS]

00:06:40   handlebar mustache and Anna like ironic [TS]

00:06:43   afro and they were like we did it [TS]

00:06:46   Iraq is it hasn't really got its got in [TS]

00:06:50   that it's gotten that bad at NASA it's [TS]

00:06:54   not an ounce of though it's it's some [TS]

00:06:56   san francisco startup they launched it [TS]

00:06:57   down sorry of course must be from [TS]

00:06:59   Cupertino's off the you know off the [TS]

00:07:01   back of a tortoise I don't know what [TS]

00:07:02   they're doing is fucking Holocaust we [TS]

00:07:04   cannot we cannot get something off the [TS]

00:07:06   pad in this country and its people [TS]

00:07:07   running around and fucking flip flops [TS]

00:07:09   and afros just picking shit go up in the [TS]

00:07:11   air [TS]

00:07:11   that's a long that they maybe put like [TS]

00:07:13   three Priuses they had a bungee cord [TS]

00:07:16   very wise very quiet rakesh super super [TS]

00:07:20   super efficient second news NPR station [TS]

00:07:23   and the classical station but but they [TS]

00:07:27   can put a rocket into space now but they [TS]

00:07:29   can't make a home recycling trash [TS]

00:07:32   compactor deal you can use metal in the [TS]

00:07:36   microwave [TS]

00:07:37   you know you know like you should have [TS]

00:07:39   at home you should have a thing where [TS]

00:07:42   you take your you take your cardboard [TS]

00:07:43   and you put in this thing and it [TS]

00:07:45   immediately starts to move shit and mash [TS]

00:07:49   it down into that Bush who and then you [TS]

00:07:53   would you call it a slurry yeah you make [TS]

00:07:55   a slurry right so you've got your you've [TS]

00:07:57   got a little slot where you put your you [TS]

00:07:59   put your paper products and it starts to [TS]

00:08:01   slowly I mean you put your glass [TS]

00:08:02   products and it breaks it down and turns [TS]

00:08:05   it into you know glass dust or you know [TS]

00:08:07   you should be able to do the first stage [TS]

00:08:10   of breaking all that shit down at home [TS]

00:08:12   so that when the recycling truck comes [TS]

00:08:14   you just hand them like a brick [TS]

00:08:18   it's like here's the glass break here's [TS]

00:08:20   the metal break here's the here's the [TS]

00:08:22   paper brick I think I think you're [TS]

00:08:24   really honest I was like Wally you make [TS]

00:08:26   a little on the low keep the trash it's [TS]

00:08:27   very efficient it's like smashing down [TS]

00:08:29   your cans when you're like going [TS]

00:08:30   shopping cart guys you know isn't funny [TS]

00:08:32   also then and you know and I just [TS]

00:08:33   literally cannot think of anything I can [TS]

00:08:36   think of almost nothing that i would [TS]

00:08:38   rather talk about less than recycling [TS]

00:08:39   it's it's it's literally one of the [TS]

00:08:41   things I at least want to talk about [TS]

00:08:41   your back to scullery maids because they [TS]

00:08:43   actually do that [TS]

00:08:45   yeah I just like it's fucking funny that [TS]

00:08:46   like you have a gas driven giant [TS]

00:08:50   rock that comes to your house so that it [TS]

00:08:53   takes away it takes away your dainty [TS]

00:08:55   imported beer bottles so that somebody [TS]

00:08:58   is getting whatever eight dollars an [TS]

00:09:00   hour can sort through them on a conveyor [TS]

00:09:01   belt to make sure they don't have too [TS]

00:09:02   much beer in them and will screw up the [TS]

00:09:04   works and you know i just and you know [TS]

00:09:06   i'm right i just want to just close the [TS]

00:09:08   thread i think what I hear you saying [TS]

00:09:09   also if I'm hearing you correctly is you [TS]

00:09:11   should not need a truck at all if you [TS]

00:09:13   want to make that in the glass art that [TS]

00:09:14   could be the way you slurry if you want [TS]

00:09:16   to slurry that into literally a park [TS]

00:09:18   bench you get you get let's say you keep [TS]

00:09:19   you waiting to get seven or 800 empty [TS]

00:09:21   milk cartons and nobody should really be [TS]

00:09:22   drinking that much milk but if you do [TS]

00:09:24   you get all those and you can literally [TS]

00:09:26   make a park bench or table you should be [TS]

00:09:28   able to this every uses better than [TS]

00:09:29   recycling I think slurry is better than [TS]

00:09:31   reuse that's that's super flexible john [TS]

00:09:33   III feel like this list that's the [TS]

00:09:36   slurry is the first stage on the way to [TS]

00:09:38   then having a second machine in your [TS]

00:09:40   house which then converts that stuff [TS]

00:09:41   back into like you take the take the [TS]

00:09:43   slurry and then you make it back into [TS]

00:09:45   your own printer paper or you make it [TS]

00:09:48   back into your own you know glass [TS]

00:09:50   bottles you have a little distance [TS]

00:09:51   Spencer that like you wore loop and it [TS]

00:09:54   makes a bottle for you can make an NPR [TS]

00:09:56   talkback mic and turn it into like that [TS]

00:09:59   sort of like am and how they have like [TS]

00:10:01   two fer ki maybe they could have a suit [TS]

00:10:04   it's like cute but it's not jute yeah [TS]

00:10:06   it's nude nude nude all I'm going to [TS]

00:10:09   capture that and use that you made with [TS]

00:10:10   the high fructose corn syrup new new [TS]

00:10:13   jutsu I like I think they want to look a [TS]

00:10:15   little bit ping pong but like i said [TS]

00:10:17   it's not the Orthodox jute no no it's [TS]

00:10:21   nude [TS]

00:10:22   ok what about record-keeping my form [TS]

00:10:23   jute I think you can be there is that [TS]

00:10:26   there there's there's there's this new [TS]

00:10:29   kind of like a sort of conservative [TS]

00:10:33   reform dude you can be like and i'm [TS]

00:10:35   sorry i really like about the seller is [TS]

00:10:37   something I thought of when i was in the [TS]

00:10:38   shower this morning right discuss today [TS]

00:10:40   with not that it matters today is [TS]

00:10:42   Wednesday and I think you're showered a [TS]

00:10:44   charity whether you did or not but you [TS]

00:10:49   talked about the president has see [TS]

00:10:51   acetic ambulance service [TS]

00:10:53   yeah who drives on Friday nights [TS]

00:10:56   oh my god I hadn't even thought of that [TS]

00:10:58   you know you know about like kosher [TS]

00:11:00   elevators right you know you know about [TS]

00:11:03   the insane the same it and then with all [TS]

00:11:06   due respect to a great great religion in [TS]

00:11:08   Greece they really are there are [TS]

00:11:09   wonderful people and let's not [TS]

00:11:11   we're going to say I have a huge amount [TS]

00:11:13   of respect for the Jutes but here's the [TS]

00:11:14   thing that I'm going to Sabbath there's [TS]

00:11:17   all kinds of things you're not allowed [TS]

00:11:18   to do right I told you about the wire [TS]

00:11:20   that goes around the neighborhood [TS]

00:11:22   I told you about that i told you about [TS]

00:11:23   that i told you about that's what about [TS]

00:11:25   it in Miami I told you about that the [TS]

00:11:27   wire that goes around the neighborhood [TS]

00:11:28   it's a hack [TS]

00:11:29   it's a hack and once you get the wire [TS]

00:11:30   around your neighborhood this is true [TS]

00:11:31   there's a bit the place where we [TS]

00:11:32   remember the Holocaust fist i showed you [TS]

00:11:33   it's that same area it's super Jewish [TS]

00:11:36   super Judy and you put a wire around it [TS]

00:11:38   and then it's technically all the rules [TS]

00:11:39   are off right because you're inside the [TS]

00:11:41   wire [TS]

00:11:42   yeah i think it's brilliant and the wire [TS]

00:11:44   is charged with a little with the with [TS]

00:11:45   God power / that I i think it's Yahweh [TS]

00:11:49   you're not allowed to pronounce it don't [TS]

00:11:50   say it [TS]

00:11:51   ok said I think there should be some [TS]

00:11:52   kind of a onomatopoetic for that but now [TS]

00:11:56   i'm captain do you want to have [TS]

00:11:57   elevators are called the non-kosher [TS]

00:11:58   elevators because they don't they don't [TS]

00:11:59   have any kind of meat that unless you [TS]

00:12:01   put him there which you could do i think [TS]

00:12:02   on Sunday but not on Saturday because [TS]

00:12:04   that's not their day they don't care [TS]

00:12:05   about Sunday's you play golf right like [TS]

00:12:07   I want a gentleman but here's the thing [TS]

00:12:09   you know do you know what day is it not [TS]

00:12:11   pass over what a Sabbath i'll have you [TS]

00:12:13   heard of the Sabbath elevator [TS]

00:12:14   tell us about the Sabbath LOL here's the [TS]

00:12:16   thing this is where things get super [TS]

00:12:18   hairy for the Jutes is you're not [TS]

00:12:19   allowed to cause a fire to be made right [TS]

00:12:22   this goes back if you read one of those [TS]

00:12:24   books you know what the old books [TS]

00:12:26   probably one of the prophets it's very [TS]

00:12:27   repetitive very morally edited with all [TS]

00:12:30   due respect right I'll talk to fire on [TS]

00:12:32   the far no fires no fires a big is a big [TS]

00:12:34   part of general light switches no [TS]

00:12:36   buttons [TS]

00:12:37   you got it because if you turn on the [TS]

00:12:38   air conditioner you're making a little [TS]

00:12:40   flame you can you can so you know what [TS]

00:12:42   you do you hire a scullery-maid you hire [TS]

00:12:45   somebody i think i think it's called a [TS]

00:12:47   sabot the scullery and somebody can come [TS]

00:12:49   in turn on the air cushion for you but [TS]

00:12:51   it's a boy [TS]

00:12:52   it's ok that is a real term is not going [TS]

00:12:55   so good and so now another thing is you [TS]

00:12:58   have to act like you don't know they [TS]

00:12:59   work for you because you can certainly [TS]

00:13:00   can't pay them that day because that [TS]

00:13:02   would involve lighting a fire you you [TS]

00:13:04   have to here's the thing maybe there's a [TS]

00:13:06   place where you just leave [TS]

00:13:07   any and accidentally drop your address [TS]

00:13:09   and then people show up in turn on your [TS]

00:13:10   fucking air-conditioning is my name is [TS]

00:13:12   very hot with a wire notwithstanding [TS]

00:13:13   it's a very very hot community John well [TS]

00:13:15   the thing is if you turn your air [TS]

00:13:17   conditioning on before the sun goes down [TS]

00:13:18   on the Sabbath you can just leave it arm [TS]

00:13:20   all getting cold [TS]

00:13:22   well no you don't have to turn it off [TS]

00:13:23   you just leave it on you have not [TS]

00:13:25   started a fire with fire is in the [TS]

00:13:28   process of going whatever Hardware your [TS]

00:13:30   power goes out you have to go to a [TS]

00:13:31   circuit breaker d-did they have a [TS]

00:13:33   Sabbath electricians see that I think [TS]

00:13:36   that I think that was on now I think [TS]

00:13:37   that might have been paranoid paranoid [TS]

00:13:39   you can definitely you can conduct [TS]

00:13:42   several description you can definitely [TS]

00:13:44   go wires on the lads you know you are [TS]

00:13:48   you [TS]

00:13:50   that's like that Sabbath bloody Sabbath [TS]

00:13:52   please continue [TS]

00:13:53   you are not i think i think that the the [TS]

00:13:56   question of who drives the ambulances in [TS]

00:13:59   the Orthodox ambulance service is is it [TS]

00:14:02   is that is the question because anything [TS]

00:14:03   else you can you can just hire a boyish [TS]

00:14:06   person to do [TS]

00:14:07   ok now what you think the whole purpose [TS]

00:14:08   what would if you have a few exactly but [TS]

00:14:11   you can't you can't have like a fill-in [TS]

00:14:13   driver on models [TS]

00:14:16   I mean maybe they do maybe they have [TS]

00:14:18   maybe they have a dominican guys right [TS]

00:14:20   now not going to the Cotton Club to get [TS]

00:14:21   a circumcision I don't think that I [TS]

00:14:23   don't think that works at all here's the [TS]

00:14:24   thing [TS]

00:14:24   sabaton here I'm going somewhere with [TS]

00:14:26   this two things first of all google [TS]

00:14:27   which is very silly nowadays they are [TS]

00:14:29   developing a driverless car point to a [TS]

00:14:32   Sabbath elevator is an elevator that [TS]

00:14:34   automatically stops every floor so you [TS]

00:14:36   can get on without having to make a fire [TS]

00:14:38   with the button on Sabbath elevator [TS]

00:14:40   stops at every floor it's very [TS]

00:14:41   inefficient I would just take the steps [TS]

00:14:43   and unless they involve the lighting a [TS]

00:14:44   fire but if you lived on the 47th floor [TS]

00:14:47   well maybe you should have thought of [TS]

00:14:48   that about that because of your face [TS]

00:14:50   maybe you get a jute hang glider or some [TS]

00:14:52   kind of a jute rope internal matters why [TS]

00:14:55   that is why uh Orthodox people all do [TS]

00:14:58   live in communities together so that [TS]

00:15:00   they don't have to Johnny travelocity [TS]

00:15:02   most the most Orthodox Jews live very [TS]

00:15:04   near the first floor [TS]

00:15:05   well they they they tend to live within [TS]

00:15:08   walking distance of their synagogue so [TS]

00:15:12   that they cannot the recent like not the [TS]

00:15:14   wire synagogue [TS]

00:15:15   yeah well I mean yeah about the wire is [TS]

00:15:18   usually around an actual synagogue [TS]

00:15:19   under the interactions undergarments and [TS]

00:15:21   Florida it goes around like look at like [TS]

00:15:24   a neighborhood like bigger than a [TS]

00:15:25   subdivision [TS]

00:15:26   yeah there's one like that in seattle to [TS]

00:15:28   but there's a synagogue in the middle of [TS]

00:15:29   that but they couldn't do that on [TS]

00:15:31   Sabbath I bet they had to have somebody [TS]

00:15:32   to that they had to get a am either had [TS]

00:15:35   to have a green wire hanger or or uh [TS]

00:15:37   sabbath in circular i'm going to imagine [TS]

00:15:40   that wire has to be hung by a rabbi I [TS]

00:15:42   would want to research a rabbi there to [TS]

00:15:44   make sure that everything was kosher and [TS]

00:15:46   i would also have a pretty high up [TS]

00:15:47   because although a lot of the just with [TS]

00:15:48   all due respect a lot of folks aren't [TS]

00:15:50   super tall a lot of us are like you're [TS]

00:15:51   pretty tall man you can easily walk into [TS]

00:15:53   a synagogue wire [TS]

00:15:54   yeah it's got to be high enough but it [TS]

00:15:56   doesn't you don't want to you know what [TS]

00:15:57   bird sitting on it maybe they do because [TS]

00:16:00   you're not gonna like that is the rest I [TS]

00:16:02   you know I have not read as much of the [TS]

00:16:06   tall mood as I should and maybe this is [TS]

00:16:08   all covered in there [TS]

00:16:09   hmm how will you know when you've had [TS]

00:16:11   enough well I think when when when no [TS]

00:16:14   one can ask me a question about Judaism [TS]

00:16:16   where I don't have the answer already [TS]

00:16:18   hand I think we have moved from Socratic [TS]

00:16:20   to tell music I think we're having a [TS]

00:16:21   Talmudic discussion right now mmmm [TS]

00:16:23   well I believe I can't believe that the [TS]

00:16:26   question that these are all questions [TS]

00:16:27   that are that are you know they're not [TS]

00:16:29   they're not explicitly in the Torah they [TS]

00:16:32   are part of the tunnel the tradition [TS]

00:16:34   that's because I'm looking as i speak [TS]

00:16:36   right now I'm looking at a book called [TS]

00:16:38   the joys of Yiddish by leo rosten that's [TS]

00:16:40   interest rate popular in the seventies [TS]

00:16:42   the job he had the choice of unit has [TS]

00:16:44   all the and as all the diagrams and when [TS]

00:16:47   you were a kid you would go looking [TS]

00:16:49   every other ladies and armpit hair [TS]

00:16:51   yeah Shalom Aleichem we remember [TS]

00:16:53   thinking about another lady and her hair [TS]

00:16:54   my god the choice sex was repulsive to [TS]

00:16:57   do so and the guy with that that that [TS]

00:16:59   beard that like it hung off of him like [TS]

00:17:01   his penis and his beard hung in exactly [TS]

00:17:03   the same way i have droopy i have to say [TS]

00:17:06   that the the people in the joy of sex [TS]

00:17:08   did not look like they were enjoying [TS]

00:17:09   what they were doing [TS]

00:17:11   no no they look like they were the last [TS]

00:17:13   two people are getting picking kickball [TS]

00:17:15   their last two people to keep partying [TS]

00:17:16   neither of them are happy [TS]

00:17:17   yeah yeah but that but they somehow felt [TS]

00:17:19   obligated to go through all seven [TS]

00:17:21   hundred positions [TS]

00:17:23   maybe they were low key from fine deal [TS]

00:17:25   and Steely Dan although is there wasn't [TS]

00:17:27   there was one interesting one [TS]

00:17:29   where the what was it the guy is always [TS]

00:17:32   consistently licks her armpit or [TS]

00:17:33   something i'm sure i don't know why but [TS]

00:17:36   i'm sure i flipped past that as fast as [TS]

00:17:38   I could but there was one where the guy [TS]

00:17:39   was on his back and he had his feet up [TS]

00:17:41   in the air and she was like on the [TS]

00:17:45   outside of his legs but somehow like on [TS]

00:17:48   top of him in such a way that that but [TS]

00:17:50   it was like she was like she was the boy [TS]

00:17:54   horse rights but basically that's got [TS]

00:17:58   scandalizing the butterfly he was like [TS]

00:17:59   feet in the air full-on like but she but [TS]

00:18:03   she was doing the cheese doing the work [TS]

00:18:05   that's always intrigued me [TS]

00:18:07   yeah um I've gone to the internet to [TS]

00:18:10   find out what a scullery maid is in [TS]

00:18:11   first kind of just suggest just not now [TS]

00:18:13   because we I think we would have to edit [TS]

00:18:15   a lot of it out [TS]

00:18:16   go look at the images for scullery maid [TS]

00:18:18   it's it's it's unexpectedly hot because [TS]

00:18:21   the scullery maid [TS]

00:18:22   mr. so in great houses and she's working [TS]

00:18:24   a huge got a barrel all that's gonna [TS]

00:18:26   fairly got a barrel and mop is here's [TS]

00:18:28   the thing in Great Houses scullery maids [TS]

00:18:29   with the lowest rank and often the [TS]

00:18:31   youngest of the female servants haha [TS]

00:18:33   acted as an assistant to a kitchen maid [TS]

00:18:36   mmm i think they did a lot of modeling [TS]

00:18:38   because you insisted including [TS]

00:18:39   vegetables plucking foul and stealing [TS]

00:18:41   fish she was John she can plug that [TS]

00:18:44   she's got super strong fingers [TS]

00:18:46   oh can I just say ringing out the mops [TS]

00:18:49   not like new mops not like nice mops [TS]

00:18:51   like world maps but it's been moving [TS]

00:18:53   dirt around she has to squeeze that so [TS]

00:18:55   hard with our hands and this is this is [TS]

00:18:57   this is something that I've thought [TS]

00:18:59   about for many years and and part of it [TS]

00:19:01   was I had I I had an uncle who was a [TS]

00:19:04   rich man he was a he was a member of the [TS]

00:19:08   of the one percent and as he got older [TS]

00:19:12   like a lot of those guys who have made a [TS]

00:19:16   lot of money as he got older what he [TS]

00:19:18   what he wanted to do was just keep [TS]

00:19:19   making more money and my dad who was not [TS]

00:19:24   a rich man but who lived like a rich man [TS]

00:19:27   who thought like a rich man my dad used [TS]

00:19:29   to say to my uncle [TS]

00:19:31   well then I'm gonna do it in his voice [TS]

00:19:34   what the hell are you doing here for 76 [TS]

00:19:37   years old he were you working 80 hours a [TS]

00:19:40   week when I want to get a young girl and [TS]

00:19:43   you get a young girl and go to the [TS]

00:19:45   worker to describe it work like stop [TS]

00:19:48   working get a girl and go sit on a beach [TS]

00:19:52   somewhere like you made it you got all [TS]

00:19:54   the money in the world you don't need [TS]

00:19:55   more money go get a young girl and go [TS]

00:19:57   sit on the beach somewhere that's what [TS]

00:19:58   you know that's how you spend your money [TS]

00:19:59   and my uncle was just like I get it you [TS]

00:20:02   know you don't know what you're talking [TS]

00:20:03   about [TS]

00:20:04   I've got I've got more people to ruin [TS]

00:20:07   but but but my thought is like there's [TS]

00:20:12   so many rich people in the world and you [TS]

00:20:15   know some of them you know most of them [TS]

00:20:18   are still like getting up in the morning [TS]

00:20:19   like I get up in the morning every day [TS]

00:20:21   and make more money because I'm an [TS]

00:20:22   asshole but but there's got to be some [TS]

00:20:25   that are like you know what i have i [TS]

00:20:27   have scullery maids to help the kitchen [TS]

00:20:29   maids like they're doing it right [TS]

00:20:32   the in the sense that they are enacting [TS]

00:20:35   a medieval fantasy in a castle that they [TS]

00:20:38   built for themselves on Lake all their [TS]

00:20:40   their make the gentry right that they [TS]

00:20:43   are actually like like a they are you [TS]

00:20:49   know defenestrated their enemies and [TS]

00:20:53   they are they there there impaling the [TS]

00:20:57   heads of their of their i totally agree [TS]

00:21:00   glad you guys on stakes around their [TS]

00:21:02   house and stuff you know you can tell [TS]

00:21:04   you until does that like people who yell [TS]

00:21:06   at the waitress you know I is this [TS]

00:21:08   seriously if I can I don't know this is [TS]

00:21:10   your this is your show it is your chance [TS]

00:21:11   to help people but if I could give one [TS]

00:21:13   piece of advice to people if you're [TS]

00:21:15   about to go into any kind of [TS]

00:21:16   relationship with anybody and whether [TS]

00:21:19   that's going to be a partner or somebody [TS]

00:21:21   we give it to Handy's or somebody where [TS]

00:21:22   you were more money is exchanged first [TS]

00:21:25   of all it's very important that you eat [TS]

00:21:26   out with him several times this will [TS]

00:21:27   tell you a lot about them if they always [TS]

00:21:28   were to the stake and this is a really [TS]

00:21:30   nice stick to probably kind of boring [TS]

00:21:31   right [TS]

00:21:32   if they if they put too much salt on the [TS]

00:21:34   field without tasting it [TS]

00:21:35   good to know because they're probably a [TS]

00:21:37   little bit reckless and not very good [TS]

00:21:39   with their judgment but here's the thing [TS]

00:21:40   they will travel it they will try to be [TS]

00:21:42   nice to you write your own dates [TS]

00:21:44   stuff they're gonna try to be charming [TS]

00:21:46   you know a point but not to make it [TS]

00:21:48   super weird if that person fucking does [TS]

00:21:51   anything but is a complete gentleman or [TS]

00:21:53   gentlelady with the staff of the [TS]

00:21:55   restaurant there fucks name [TS]

00:21:57   hmm interesting theory because that is a [TS]

00:22:00   small person who needs a disparity in [TS]

00:22:04   class and power in order to feel like a [TS]

00:22:06   whole person and they will fuck you over [TS]

00:22:08   11 times from sunday if you get anywhere [TS]

00:22:10   near them and you'll never find out into [TS]

00:22:11   it slept till it's too late and suddenly [TS]

00:22:13   you're the waitress you're the you're [TS]

00:22:15   the lady horse and you're the one not [TS]

00:22:16   going to tip if you know what I mean [TS]

00:22:17   have you had this experience John you [TS]

00:22:20   eat a lot i do it out a lot but well and [TS]

00:22:22   and and i think that i think i need to [TS]

00:22:26   make to do i need to make at least one [TS]

00:22:27   distinction which is that yes agreed [TS]

00:22:30   I i have never been I've never been in a [TS]

00:22:33   situation where someone was like rude or [TS]

00:22:35   aggressive with a waitress because i [TS]

00:22:37   feel very strongly that I have a I have [TS]

00:22:40   enough sense to pick to a to have [TS]

00:22:42   already excluded those people like super [TS]

00:22:44   music business stuff we've had to go [TS]

00:22:46   have dinner with some big with the cigar [TS]

00:22:48   in hundred-dollar bills you've never [TS]

00:22:49   seen this most of the most of the time [TS]

00:22:51   most of the time they are you know that [TS]

00:22:54   they at least they at least are smart [TS]

00:22:55   enough to know that that how they treat [TS]

00:22:57   the waitress is also going to be some [TS]

00:23:00   someone how they're judged by you know [TS]

00:23:03   if they're trying to like oh you know in [TS]

00:23:06   our guy they want to be with you how [TS]

00:23:08   they're like you the area exactly but I [TS]

00:23:11   but there is an epidemic I think among [TS]

00:23:13   liberal uh people in their thirties or [TS]

00:23:17   forties of what i would call like [TS]

00:23:21   condescending reverse a obsequious two [TS]

00:23:27   waitresses churches condescending [TS]

00:23:31   reverse obsequious two waitresses [TS]

00:23:34   yes ok which is over politeness and [TS]

00:23:38   deference to waitresses as a as a way of [TS]

00:23:41   expressing that you understand how hard [TS]

00:23:45   their job is and you really don't want [TS]

00:23:48   to make any imposition on them but can [TS]

00:23:50   you please have you know can I get [TS]

00:23:52   please just get one more and I'm [TS]

00:23:54   really sorry to ask but can I please get [TS]

00:23:56   one more piece of cheese for my moment a [TS]

00:23:58   minute and that like over deference to [TS]

00:24:02   waitresses is a kind of condescension [TS]

00:24:04   that liberal people pay when in fact o [TS]

00:24:08   bein waitress is a is a proud and and [TS]

00:24:12   dignified position and what your [TS]

00:24:15   waitress wants is for you to say what [TS]

00:24:16   you want in the with the absolute [TS]

00:24:18   economy of language and get the fuck out [TS]

00:24:21   of her hair and let her get on with the [TS]

00:24:22   job it's a java yeah so if your [TS]

00:24:24   hamburger comes and it is wrong you [TS]

00:24:27   don't say I'm sorry but them mean that [TS]

00:24:30   you just say i miss I i ordered this [TS]

00:24:32   without the thing and it has the thing [TS]

00:24:34   and if you get if you say it it with [TS]

00:24:39   with an economy of language that I i [TS]

00:24:41   have been at dinner with so many people [TS]

00:24:43   and music business people to where the [TS]

00:24:45   waitress when I say miss i ordered this [TS]

00:24:47   with the thing and does another thing [TS]

00:24:48   and she goes okay and she comes and [TS]

00:24:50   grabs a plate and the person across from [TS]

00:24:51   me says turns to winter goes I'm sorry [TS]

00:24:55   all big mistake [TS]

00:24:57   that's a big mistake if you do that to [TS]

00:24:59   me oh man the corrections worse than the [TS]

00:25:02   crime right and the waitress kinda looks [TS]

00:25:04   over at the other person goes there's no [TS]

00:25:05   problem and they walked off to the [TS]

00:25:07   kitchen and then then the person who has [TS]

00:25:09   protected me is in for a little like a [TS]

00:25:11   mini lecture for men about how they [TS]

00:25:13   should given mini-lecture you're like [TS]

00:25:15   how they should a shut the fuck up at be [TS]

00:25:18   how you know how bitter that they can be [TS]

00:25:21   they can be like condescendingly a over [TS]

00:25:25   polite as much as they want in their own [TS]

00:25:27   transactions with people but not to [TS]

00:25:29   impose that bullshit on my interactions [TS]

00:25:32   and I I've been in long arguments with [TS]

00:25:35   people where like I had a guy one time [TS]

00:25:36   say to the two waitress when I was [TS]

00:25:39   saying and I'm gonna you know i got like [TS]

00:25:41   this and I am NOT of this the guy turns [TS]

00:25:45   to the waitress the guy doesn't know me [TS]

00:25:47   that well but he turns the weight room [TS]

00:25:48   goes he's obviously never waited tables [TS]

00:25:51   oh man and this is the guy that I know [TS]

00:25:54   for a fact had never waited tables is [TS]

00:25:57   that was the old west that would be the [TS]

00:25:58   equivalent of him calling you yella well [TS]

00:26:00   hon was shot first in that situation if [TS]

00:26:02   that was the old west i wouldn't even [TS]

00:26:03   stood up I would have shot him just from [TS]

00:26:05   under the table [TS]

00:26:05   oh no he would not have finished his [TS]

00:26:07   indifference [TS]

00:26:07   before he be splattered all over the [TS]

00:26:09   cantina that's ridiculous [TS]

00:26:11   in fact I have waited tables before and [TS]

00:26:13   I waited tables for years yet you [TS]

00:26:15   managed to place full of grunge drunks [TS]

00:26:17   brunch Drunk so tell me about customer [TS]

00:26:19   service and this guy is trying to like [TS]

00:26:21   he's trying to cuddle up to this [TS]

00:26:22   waitress by like obviously he's never [TS]

00:26:24   had to do a thing before because he's a [TS]

00:26:27   rock star and I'm like you know you know [TS]

00:26:32   you know you got a master's degree you [TS]

00:26:34   know and you got a master's degree in [TS]

00:26:35   business like you've never waited [TS]

00:26:36   fucking tables guy and a and you know [TS]

00:26:40   anything but it's it's part of this [TS]

00:26:41   culture of like and I think it started [TS]

00:26:42   in the eighties when one waiters started [TS]

00:26:45   actually coming up to the table and [TS]

00:26:47   sitting down in the booth you're going [TS]

00:26:49   hi guys what what are you going to have [TS]

00:26:51   today what are we having tonight I'm [TS]

00:26:52   just having on your server [TS]

00:26:54   yeah i'm skipping your server we having [TS]

00:26:56   tonight you want to get some jalapeno [TS]

00:26:57   poppers [TS]

00:26:58   I'm a customer I'm trying to have a [TS]

00:26:59   conversation and that you know and and [TS]

00:27:02   so all these people that were kind of [TS]

00:27:03   raised in that environment they think [TS]

00:27:05   that that is the that's the dynamic with [TS]

00:27:07   waitresses like hi how are you oh my god [TS]

00:27:10   I'm so sorry that you have to work a job [TS]

00:27:12   John this is one of the many important [TS]

00:27:14   corners in your much larger development [TS]

00:27:15   wrong if i could you see the german word [TS]

00:27:17   for a minute you haven't seen Marty [TS]

00:27:18   Barrett not sure you don't like you [TS]

00:27:20   don't like fake nice i don't write [TS]

00:27:22   there's a variety of things that this [TS]

00:27:24   fits into into your fake nice masks evil [TS]

00:27:27   more than it the more than it promotes [TS]

00:27:29   good [TS]

00:27:30   oh yeah I think Karl Marx said that the [TS]

00:27:32   road to hell is paved with apologizing [TS]

00:27:33   for John Rother can restaurant.com know [TS]

00:27:36   how is Friedrich Engels the carpet I'll [TS]

00:27:39   i think you're a well that's gonna make [TS]

00:27:42   phosphor junk but there never funny I [TS]

00:27:44   but here's the thing just one person [TS]

00:27:46   that's listening to this podcast it's [TS]

00:27:47   like oh dammit of once i was going to [TS]

00:27:50   but I can't know that [TS]

00:27:51   here's the thing you on you i could make [TS]

00:27:54   this very functional if I could say and [TS]

00:27:56   this gets into the stuff that I care [TS]

00:27:57   about method is a Venn diagram somewhere [TS]

00:27:59   here which is that clarity [TS]

00:28:01   we've got to have clarity we should have [TS]

00:28:03   clarity about our roles like it doesn't [TS]

00:28:05   have to be like weird [TS]

00:28:07   it makes it the opposite of weird if we [TS]

00:28:09   are clear about our roles i am coming to [TS]

00:28:10   this place to be served food by people [TS]

00:28:12   who serve food in exchange for that give [TS]

00:28:14   them money they have a job to do right [TS]

00:28:16   so you know what and John I don't want [TS]

00:28:18   to make it about handjobs but i think [TS]

00:28:19   this is Stu [TS]

00:28:20   right in the fucking handjob wheelhouse [TS]

00:28:22   because you go in there and you gotta [TS]

00:28:23   tell him what you want and in this [TS]

00:28:24   instance you don't you don't you know [TS]

00:28:26   what the guys get the hand next to you [TS]

00:28:27   say up i'm sorry that he was so [TS]

00:28:28   aggressive and talking about his balls [TS]

00:28:30   let's fuck that no that's right and in [TS]

00:28:33   this case you want to talk about your [TS]

00:28:34   balls you talk about me but you know [TS]

00:28:35   what you do I think they're dirt there's [TS]

00:28:37   the thing is i think most weight Ron's [TS]

00:28:39   which i think is the gender neutral way [TS]

00:28:40   to say it was terrible terrible word [TS]

00:28:42   well we'll enjoy the clarity just like [TS]

00:28:45   summers and giving a handy and I don't [TS]

00:28:46   want to say that all waitresses give [TS]

00:28:47   handjobs because I that's I just in my [TS]

00:28:49   experience that's not the case but if [TS]

00:28:51   you go in there and you say to them [TS]

00:28:53   um hi I I wanted this medium rare and [TS]

00:28:57   this is really closer to medium well [TS]

00:28:59   could you could you take it back and get [TS]

00:29:01   me another one [TS]

00:29:02   you know I there's nothing unclear about [TS]

00:29:05   that like anything and any waiter that [TS]

00:29:08   has a problem with that anyway that [TS]

00:29:09   rolls their eyes are like oh my god they [TS]

00:29:12   apologized and walk away they go they do [TS]

00:29:14   the thing they go well but a waitress or [TS]

00:29:16   waiter that has a problem with it is in [TS]

00:29:18   the wrong line of work and there are so [TS]

00:29:20   many priestess kind of say baristas yeah [TS]

00:29:24   oh my god but you know I the the you're [TS]

00:29:27   right i don't know where it came from [TS]

00:29:28   underneath was the eighties a lot of [TS]

00:29:29   terrible things came out of the eighties [TS]

00:29:30   but I think you're absolutely right i [TS]

00:29:32   think i think there's this theory is [TS]

00:29:33   this culture now let's be honest people [TS]

00:29:34   like my friends got Simpson me my entire [TS]

00:29:36   life is predicated on trying to make the [TS]

00:29:38   way just like us because you guys [TS]

00:29:39   apologize profusely bleeding and I i [TS]

00:29:41   have told you how sorry I am about that [TS]

00:29:43   but it's really true [TS]

00:29:44   we just want to make the witches laughs [TS]

00:29:45   innovation and what and what it really [TS]

00:29:47   is about is it's about the demographic [TS]

00:29:49   shin of the great class of servers that [TS]

00:29:54   has happened over the last noble the [TS]

00:29:55   noble tradition i disagree John I think [TS]

00:29:57   because I could still try to make the [TS]

00:29:59   way just like me but then I could also [TS]

00:30:00   be nice but here's the problem is when I [TS]

00:30:02   started like a crazy person is like this [TS]

00:30:04   place we go in our neighborhood place [TS]

00:30:05   you've been to before and we go there we [TS]

00:30:07   get burger sometimes and something out [TS]

00:30:09   of the language barrier i don't know if [TS]

00:30:10   it's the fact that almost nobody can [TS]

00:30:12   ever understand what I'm saying no [TS]

00:30:13   matter what right conclusive but I went [TS]

00:30:16   in there and I said can I get the [TS]

00:30:18   cheeseburger medium rare with fries and [TS]

00:30:21   can also please do this for a kid so we [TS]

00:30:23   started with this is for a kid that's [TS]

00:30:25   code it means finding listen to this [TS]

00:30:27   right this is for kid [TS]

00:30:28   yes a question and you go anything only [TS]

00:30:31   please is there is there sauce on that [TS]

00:30:32   it's for [TS]

00:30:33   kid right and they go whenever necessary [TS]

00:30:35   so you might as well be saying is [TS]

00:30:36   there's shrimp on there because [TS]

00:30:37   otherwise my child will die [TS]

00:30:38   that's how seriously you must take it if [TS]

00:30:40   I have to walk home with something that [TS]

00:30:41   has any sauce on it i'm gonna be coming [TS]

00:30:43   back there and I'm not gonna be happy [TS]

00:30:44   and they're going to be that guy a [TS]

00:30:46   little bit so I say I please have to [TS]

00:30:47   have the the cheeseburger special but i [TS]

00:30:50   would like nothing on I didn't say no [TS]

00:30:53   cheese [TS]

00:30:53   I said I want nothing on the burger [TS]

00:30:56   except burger on a bun so please no [TS]

00:30:58   sauce no cheese no anything please [TS]

00:31:00   please note to use no songs no anything [TS]

00:31:02   and so of course it immediately turns [TS]

00:31:04   into a money python routine and she goes [TS]

00:31:06   so cheeseburger I said yes I want the [TS]

00:31:09   burger but with no cheese like Lenin and [TS]

00:31:10   you can't see but i'm making this [TS]

00:31:12   horizontal gesture with my hand flat as [TS]

00:31:14   I have to say I there will be I will [TS]

00:31:15   solve the land this is scorched earth [TS]

00:31:16   it's moving now [TS]

00:31:18   yeah yeah I'm making a 90-degree [TS]

00:31:19   horizontal swing to indicate flat [TS]

00:31:22   fucking land [TS]

00:31:23   yes try nothin bout right right doesn't [TS]

00:31:26   want to see his burger on a desert [TS]

00:31:28   that's right and I want you to have [TS]

00:31:30   between here he says and so of course [TS]

00:31:33   she responds you know in that amount of [TS]

00:31:35   overconfidence that this particular [TS]

00:31:36   witches hasn't always trying to remember [TS]

00:31:38   my order and getting three things about [TS]

00:31:39   it wrong and she's focused on the side i [TS]

00:31:42   said here's the thing i want you to the [TS]

00:31:44   plastic box and put some some of those [TS]

00:31:46   crinkle-cut fries in there and I want a [TS]

00:31:48   burger with literally nothing on it but [TS]

00:31:50   a piece of meat on a bun so you can [TS]

00:31:52   guess how this what goes on here it [TS]

00:31:53   comes out it's fully dressed [TS]

00:31:55   it's got everything on it and I say and [TS]

00:31:59   I I'm and each time she said like your [TS]

00:32:01   orders almost ready i actually because [TS]

00:32:02   this place makes me crazy by getting if [TS]

00:32:04   they got my order wrong and seven out of [TS]

00:32:07   eight times and then stopped going there [TS]

00:32:10   if they got my order wrong one out of 39 [TS]

00:32:13   times it wouldn't matter right in my [TS]

00:32:15   order wrong one out of seven times is [TS]

00:32:17   crazy making yeah it's just enough to [TS]

00:32:20   make you feel fucking nuts and so I said [TS]

00:32:21   remember remember that for the kid [TS]

00:32:23   so nothing on it you don't do that [TS]

00:32:24   murder and being that guy you hate but [TS]

00:32:25   i'm going to make sure and the current [TS]

00:32:29   comes out fully dressed it's got shit [TS]

00:32:31   all over it right so you now can you can [TS]

00:32:33   fucking guess [TS]

00:32:34   did you throw it out her huh I said you [TS]

00:32:37   remember this [TS]

00:32:38   did you push up against the wall and I [TS]

00:32:39   didn't say I don't see many little it is [TS]

00:32:41   a very rare i said ray [TS]

00:32:43   err no no no they took it back and you [TS]

00:32:46   know exactly what that what that [TS]

00:32:47   cocksucker in the back did know that's a [TS]

00:32:49   myth together but they're not spitting [TS]

00:32:51   on your food no no no no I would know I [TS]

00:32:54   didn't check i checked carefully enough [TS]

00:32:55   to see that he had skull raped the [TS]

00:32:58   cheese off great the other stuff oh I [TS]

00:33:01   got it got a fresh bun and that was the [TS]

00:33:04   extent of it [TS]

00:33:04   oh boy yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't and [TS]

00:33:07   then I i open it up because I always [TS]

00:33:09   check my order there now I gotta fucking [TS]

00:33:11   hate myself for the last 35 minutes of [TS]

00:33:12   what I've been saying but now there's a [TS]

00:33:14   little bit of cheese on the fries [TS]

00:33:16   ya gotta get you know what we're just [TS]

00:33:19   pulling at that point you burn the [TS]

00:33:21   restaurant down that point you burn the [TS]

00:33:23   restaurant down you stand out in the [TS]

00:33:24   street take all your clothes I've got [TS]

00:33:26   sense of when it's really time to put [TS]

00:33:27   the restaurant down girls ask you yet [TS]

00:33:29   that is not purely emotional emotion [TS]

00:33:31   plays a role in it you're like [TS]

00:33:32   Wolverines brought you to where you are [TS]

00:33:34   but you have to have some sense in your [TS]

00:33:35   mind when the line has been crossed and [TS]

00:33:37   it is time to fix something why did [TS]

00:33:38   Mookie grab that trash can and throw [TS]

00:33:40   through the front window of [TS]

00:33:42   self-preservation he had enough you know [TS]

00:33:44   what is it had enough it was time with [TS]

00:33:46   it was time it was time to break down i [TS]

00:33:48   don't think that was all that bad [TS]

00:33:49   no no I didn't either i was surprised [TS]

00:33:51   when movie through the trash can be [TS]

00:33:52   surprised at the time I was like well [TS]

00:33:54   what why don't i don't get it i don't [TS]

00:33:56   get it sounds good movie but Mookie and [TS]

00:33:59   had enough it was time it was just time [TS]

00:34:01   to burn that restaurant down and this in [TS]

00:34:03   this situation when there's do it now [TS]

00:34:05   you got sauce on the fries [TS]

00:34:07   it's too it's too much to explain to get [TS]

00:34:09   it right I think you just got to go out [TS]

00:34:10   in the street take your clothes off [TS]

00:34:11   throw a trashcan through the window and [TS]

00:34:13   burn it down because it's hard to [TS]

00:34:15   identify what your hoodie and otherwise [TS]

00:34:17   naked you wouldn't hoodie [TS]

00:34:20   ah you know there was a time when I [TS]

00:34:22   would have worn for nobody but now I [TS]

00:34:24   think you just you just get you just get [TS]

00:34:26   naked and it because here's the thing [TS]

00:34:27   about I'm about what's wrong with having [TS]

00:34:30   a chance to get naked it's interesting [TS]

00:34:31   to think about burning a restaurant down [TS]

00:34:32   and get naked first people are less [TS]

00:34:35   likely to grab you people are less [TS]

00:34:38   likely to grab a naked guy first of all [TS]

00:34:39   that's why you're like you're like the [TS]

00:34:41   Iron Sheik you got no hair to grab grab [TS]

00:34:42   your ass good clothes off and then you [TS]

00:34:45   automatically got a circle of you got it [TS]

00:34:48   you got it like a buffer zone of 20 feet [TS]

00:34:51   where where most white hats most good [TS]

00:34:54   Samaritans are not going to break that [TS]

00:34:56   barrier with a naked guy and definitely [TS]

00:34:59   when they're gonna think twice and [TS]

00:35:01   possibly six times [TS]

00:35:02   yeah a guy that would otherwise flying [TS]

00:35:04   tackle you before you burn this [TS]

00:35:07   restaurant down is going to stop at that [TS]

00:35:08   20-foot line and go I see if it's in [TS]

00:35:11   nervous-looking teenager who's got like [TS]

00:35:13   a cannon gasps and looks like they [TS]

00:35:15   masturbate a lot [TS]

00:35:16   I think that kid gets a fucking flying [TS]

00:35:18   tackle and gets into cloth super [TS]

00:35:19   trinkets that kid in the clock good and [TS]

00:35:21   fast baby so I think if you see a man [TS]

00:35:23   with a lot of dignity for a minute here [TS]

00:35:25   and a middle-aged man with a lot of [TS]

00:35:26   technique does his own haircuts little [TS]

00:35:28   tall me and he is out there with his [TS]

00:35:30   justice to either this chin up and his [TS]

00:35:32   chest out [TS]

00:35:34   second it's got a little bit probably [TS]

00:35:35   could have a driver's license got in [TS]

00:35:37   case somebody's taking pictures or if [TS]

00:35:39   you think there's not ladies out there [TS]

00:35:41   who like firebugs when they come [TS]

00:35:42   Firebirds what they call them by our [TS]

00:35:44   firebugs firebugs ok you know I their [TS]

00:35:47   thing is there are ladies that like [TS]

00:35:48   Firebirds to and if you have a firebird [TS]

00:35:50   trans by a fire about 3am especially you [TS]

00:35:54   know and it's like my girls this is my [TS]

00:35:56   friday night is a good date night [TS]

00:35:57   because the the gene pool is a little [TS]

00:35:58   bit limited i'm not saying this genetic [TS]

00:36:00   difference but a lot of people are at [TS]

00:36:01   home not enjoying their air conditioning [TS]

00:36:03   and not driving their cars so anyway the [TS]

00:36:05   point was that if you have the acetic [TS]

00:36:07   ambulance you could maybe have a [TS]

00:36:08   self-driving ambulance now what if you [TS]

00:36:11   all what about this what about you got [TS]

00:36:13   to go paddles clear what do you do when [TS]

00:36:14   you get to resuscitate somebody with the [TS]

00:36:16   paddles like I think you're I think [TS]

00:36:17   you're you're were all the way it would [TS]

00:36:19   we can't go like into details now [TS]

00:36:21   there's got to be some this is all the [TS]

00:36:24   book it's got to be in a book [TS]

00:36:25   there's gotta be some way around the [TS]

00:36:27   Hasidic ambulance service but here's the [TS]

00:36:28   problem with you and with pickles [TS]

00:36:30   the problem with are trying to [TS]

00:36:31   understand the Hasidic community is that [TS]

00:36:34   they don't go online and tell you all [TS]

00:36:36   about themselves [TS]

00:36:38   you know what I mean like it Orthodox [TS]

00:36:39   people of all stripes are generally not [TS]

00:36:42   interested in letting you know all their [TS]

00:36:47   the peccadilloes who because you know [TS]

00:36:51   there's a kind of I think as as religion [TS]

00:36:53   gets more orthodox people are less [TS]

00:36:55   interested in converting other people [TS]

00:36:57   and more interested in just blowing it [TS]

00:37:01   up especially and i don't mean this [TS]

00:37:02   isn't and honestly I mean this isn't as [TS]

00:37:04   an insult but especially as your [TS]

00:37:05   community becomes a more closed one [TS]

00:37:07   like amongst the friends if you more i [TS]

00:37:09   think that his seed expect that's it [TS]

00:37:10   that's it is a closed community by [TS]

00:37:12   definition as you become more orthodox [TS]

00:37:14   or your community becomes more insular [TS]

00:37:17   what about Unitarians i do not know [TS]

00:37:20   about Orthodox unitarianism i'm not sure [TS]

00:37:24   i think unitarianism by definition does [TS]

00:37:27   not allow for orthodoxy does it [TS]

00:37:29   I just think it makes you a little [TS]

00:37:30   faster because you know this is that [TS]

00:37:32   they fuck like bunnies the Unitarians [TS]

00:37:34   you get them in a lock-in and there's [TS]

00:37:36   going to be some serious trouble you're [TS]

00:37:37   going to want to fucking damp cloth and [TS]

00:37:39   some dim lights because this here's the [TS]

00:37:41   thing about unitarianism you get that [TS]

00:37:42   song kumbaya [TS]

00:37:44   I mean just saying those words i'm [TS]

00:37:46   getting a little bit of a time it kind [TS]

00:37:48   of sounds like come on my face a little [TS]

00:37:49   bit who by are just like that means no [TS]

00:37:52   my lord kumbaya kumbaya my lord [TS]

00:37:55   huh somebody off of i come by and I was [TS]

00:37:58   gonna laugh when I was Amy's come by [TS]

00:38:01   here i think is what it means when I was [TS]

00:38:02   a little kid my mom took us to church [TS]

00:38:05   because she wanted me to know all the [TS]

00:38:07   things about people about the world and [TS]

00:38:10   we went to methodist church and uh huh [TS]

00:38:14   o.o you got a problem with methods like [TS]

00:38:16   a problem method as I got probably two [TS]

00:38:17   threads i get a heat problem Baptist I [TS]

00:38:19   got a lot of problems see you thinking [TS]

00:38:22   and kinda just literally begging i could [TS]

00:38:23   start our religion except as much as you [TS]

00:38:25   need to tell this story but you know I [TS]

00:38:27   in our long conversations I never get [TS]

00:38:28   the chance to tell you how many [TS]

00:38:29   religions I don't like it please [TS]

00:38:30   continue [TS]

00:38:31   well in any case that it was during this [TS]

00:38:33   was in the seventies and so there was a [TS]

00:38:35   famine in Ethiopia i think at the time [TS]

00:38:37   and I think I hit the hip famine the [TS]

00:38:40   seventies was China oh no there were [TS]

00:38:43   some great African families it was it [TS]

00:38:45   was but it was after by after i think [TS]

00:38:48   but it was easy oh piya was the big [TS]

00:38:50   famine that was the big unicef family at [TS]

00:38:52   the early eighties yeah but um we had a [TS]

00:38:56   we had a thing are a one time where we [TS]

00:38:59   we made a we made like a it was [TS]

00:39:04   basically a haunted house where you got [TS]

00:39:06   down on your hands and knees and had to [TS]

00:39:08   crawl through a succession of tunnels [TS]

00:39:10   and the tunnels got smaller and smaller [TS]

00:39:12   and smaller until you have to kind of [TS]

00:39:15   push your way through this through the [TS]

00:39:17   last stage of this tunnel [TS]

00:39:19   and the idea was that that gave you a [TS]

00:39:21   sense of what it was like to be starving [TS]

00:39:29   that sounds like something that it is [TS]

00:39:32   uniquely designed by someone who has [TS]

00:39:35   never missed a meal [TS]

00:39:36   you know what I mean like that my sense [TS]

00:39:38   of this point when your body starts to [TS]

00:39:40   break down and literally eat itself [TS]

00:39:42   that's a lot like being in a two-bit [TS]

00:39:44   church is a lot like being in a tube in [TS]

00:39:46   the basement of the church on this was [TS]

00:39:47   this was the yeah what is what I mean [TS]

00:39:50   what you could you make any sense of [TS]

00:39:51   that at all [TS]

00:39:52   as a kid I could make no sense of it and [TS]

00:39:54   I remember going through the tunnel and [TS]

00:39:55   getting to the part that was tight [TS]

00:39:58   it was not it wasn't like tight around [TS]

00:40:00   my waist even it was just like tight [TS]

00:40:02   around my shoulders as i pushed through [TS]

00:40:05   this tube and I was like hmm [TS]

00:40:08   this does not feel like being hungry and [TS]

00:40:10   I came out the other side was like wow [TS]

00:40:12   you know then there were a bunch of [TS]

00:40:14   adults they're like yeah heavy stuff [TS]

00:40:16   right right but that's not really really [TS]

00:40:20   makes you think that it's so Sophie [TS]

00:40:21   that's why we are raising money that's [TS]

00:40:24   why we are collecting pennies and old [TS]

00:40:26   newspapers for the people who think they [TS]

00:40:29   I think now I'm not a Methodist by any [TS]

00:40:31   means but I i could think of a a much [TS]

00:40:34   more effective way to do that because [TS]

00:40:36   what you always got snacks you got [TS]

00:40:38   snacks and you get lunch let you know [TS]

00:40:40   what it for the sake of argument even [TS]

00:40:42   after the bell rang or the cross fellow [TS]

00:40:44   whatever happens let you know the class [TS]

00:40:46   is over [TS]

00:40:46   like what if you just have them stay in [TS]

00:40:48   there longer lately and like maybe four [TS]

00:40:50   to six hours and you SAT there and ate [TS]

00:40:51   in front of them maybe you know what [TS]

00:40:53   maybe you get in the tube and make a [TS]

00:40:55   yummy noise while you're having having [TS]

00:40:57   food is going to amplify you know what I [TS]

00:40:59   mean it's got like you have look at the [TS]

00:41:00   gay a you know a plate reverb effect and [TS]

00:41:03   the second when you get to eat i'm [TS]

00:41:05   pretty sure that this so that that that [TS]

00:41:08   the solution or or rather that the the [TS]

00:41:12   ultimate goal should not be the ultimate [TS]

00:41:14   goal in getting a group of seven year [TS]

00:41:16   olds to empathize with people in [TS]

00:41:19   Ethiopia should not be to try and get [TS]

00:41:23   them to feel starving but it's so [TS]

00:41:26   fucking white I think you think I mean [TS]

00:41:29   it is so white to think that you cannot [TS]

00:41:31   have [TS]

00:41:32   empathy for other people without doing [TS]

00:41:35   some kind of a firewalking our ropes [TS]

00:41:37   course that's so stupid [TS]

00:41:38   yeah well yeah sorry to hijack your [TS]

00:41:41   point and no no I mean I and I mean I [TS]

00:41:45   don't know I see this is it still [TS]

00:41:47   happens all the time all these all these [TS]

00:41:49   people who make documentary films about [TS]

00:41:51   Africa and everybody talks about it on [TS]

00:41:54   their facebook page so I yeah I mean I'm [TS]

00:41:58   it's i think it's it's it's all just [TS]

00:42:00   like crawling through a tube and trying [TS]

00:42:02   to imagine that that's what being [TS]

00:42:03   starving feels like it really really I'm [TS]

00:42:05   you know I'm John I gotta tell you I'm [TS]

00:42:07   gonna get a tube i'm going to think [TS]

00:42:08   about it for a while may get in the tube [TS]

00:42:10   you know what I'm gonna have an order a [TS]

00:42:12   tube when I assumed there must be some [TS]

00:42:14   kind of an online Methodist or i could [TS]

00:42:15   get this and I'm sure portion of the [TS]

00:42:18   proceeds go to charity whatever the fuck [TS]

00:42:19   that means but i will order a tube and [TS]

00:42:21   you can I just say I'm not going to tell [TS]

00:42:22   them what size and war how tight i want [TS]

00:42:25   it i'm gonna have arrived must think [TS]

00:42:27   about it i'm gonna maybe i'll of course [TS]

00:42:29   be eating copiously because that's what [TS]

00:42:30   I'm able to do is I'm going to start a [TS]

00:42:32   little too but you can put your finger [TS]

00:42:33   in it you and your finger will feel like [TS]

00:42:36   this tiny finger trap set ping-pong [TS]

00:42:38   bigger box [TS]

00:42:39   well my kid has a Chinese finger trap [TS]

00:42:41   it's not that hard to get out of it if [TS]

00:42:43   you really want to know [TS]

00:42:44   xiii i'm not i'm not sure that the [TS]

00:42:47   Chinese finger boxes and part of some [TS]

00:42:48   kind of I think that's like a sex toy [TS]

00:42:52   I should take that away from her yeah [TS]

00:42:54   you should you should let her have been [TS]

00:42:55   actually sniff it not but i think that [TS]

00:42:59   tube arrives and I don't even know what [TS]

00:43:00   to expect maybe it might be like an Iron [TS]

00:43:02   Maiden inside [TS]

00:43:03   i meanwhat here's what here here's how [TS]

00:43:04   you here's how you simulate a family who [TS]

00:43:08   you buy a tube or some rope and you you [TS]

00:43:11   put the tube around yourself and you [TS]

00:43:13   wrap the rope very tight around your [TS]

00:43:15   middle right very as tight as you can [TS]

00:43:17   and then you go outside and you sit in [TS]

00:43:20   the Sun and you don't eat for a month [TS]

00:43:21   and and then you'll uh so you're saying [TS]

00:43:27   if you're gonna have this fake empathy [TS]

00:43:30   yeah it should be it should be by way of [TS]

00:43:32   something with it's truly an empathic [TS]

00:43:34   which is putting yourself in that [TS]

00:43:35   position [TS]

00:43:36   well I know I don't even believe that [TS]

00:43:38   because to go to choose to starve to [TS]

00:43:41   death [TS]

00:43:41   it gives my friend says you can't jump [TS]

00:43:43   to join the proletariat like if you if [TS]

00:43:44   you've got the safety net of knowing [TS]

00:43:46   that you're in your backyard and can go [TS]

00:43:47   inside and have a notch with i'm sorry i [TS]

00:43:49   shouldn't say that you can go and have a [TS]

00:43:50   snack anytime you feel like it uh-huh [TS]

00:43:52   yeah exactly you it is not the same [TS]

00:43:55   whether it's like it's like all this [TS]

00:43:57   extreme sports stuff writers like [TS]

00:43:58   anything like bungee jumping with all [TS]

00:44:00   this fake peril [TS]

00:44:01   you know what i mean it's it's this way [TS]

00:44:03   of simulating this kind of you know and [TS]

00:44:04   I think now we're getting further [TS]

00:44:06   further into your personal wheelhouse I [TS]

00:44:07   don't know where houses but i know you [TS]

00:44:08   can be inside of it and you know the [TS]

00:44:10   wheelhouses wheelhouse is the little [TS]

00:44:12   house that sits up on top of a tugboat [TS]

00:44:15   where the where the cat where that the [TS]

00:44:18   tugboat driver is and it's just a little [TS]

00:44:22   you know like the there's not a large [TS]

00:44:24   cabin it's just a little box with a [TS]

00:44:27   window where the where the guy that [TS]

00:44:29   steering the tugboat since and I guess [TS]

00:44:32   that then extends to any any place on a [TS]

00:44:36   boat where the steering wheel is for the [TS]

00:44:38   boat and so that I think the metaphor of [TS]

00:44:40   in my wheelhouse means like yeah I mean [TS]

00:44:44   there's a lot of stuff that's on my boat [TS]

00:44:45   but when you're in the wheelhouse you're [TS]

00:44:47   really steering the boat at that point [TS]

00:44:49   ok that makes first of all I want to say [TS]

00:44:52   that i really want to stop using that [TS]

00:44:53   phrase it's super super dumped you here [TS]

00:44:55   all the time that's awful but so you're [TS]

00:44:57   saying it's kinda like if you mention [TS]

00:44:58   concentric circles [TS]

00:45:00   this is very near the center of your [TS]

00:45:02   expertise you've got a boat right right [TS]

00:45:04   you got on the boat and had not know [TS]

00:45:06   anything you're just riding the boat but [TS]

00:45:08   ones here there's not room in the [TS]

00:45:10   wheelhouse for somebody you can get hard [TS]

00:45:12   owner of the boat but you're still not [TS]

00:45:14   the captain you're still not in the [TS]

00:45:15   wheel got it be in the well is there [TS]

00:45:16   anywhere it tighter than the wheelhouse [TS]

00:45:17   you can get into well you could be in [TS]

00:45:20   the bilge but I don't think that's where [TS]

00:45:21   you want to be on a boat [TS]

00:45:23   ok that was a slurry goes that's where [TS]

00:45:24   the slurry goes that's where the that's [TS]

00:45:26   where the oil around [TS]

00:45:27   I don't know there's something about [TS]

00:45:29   maids and i'm not talking about the [TS]

00:45:30   french maids that the french maid thing [TS]

00:45:32   I got that isn't about dirty maids come [TS]

00:45:35   aids that are on their hands and knees [TS]

00:45:36   with your hands and knees scrubbing and [TS]

00:45:37   squeezing the shit out of some mosques [TS]

00:45:39   rubbing a stone floor right this is the [TS]

00:45:41   thing if I was a very very very wealthy [TS]

00:45:43   perfect like Arnold Schwarzenegger had a [TS]

00:45:46   baby with his with those made right now [TS]

00:45:49   that's the kind of opportunity that [TS]

00:45:50   right well except if you're a super rich [TS]

00:45:54   guy why would you not present yourself [TS]

00:45:56   with that opportunity at every up at [TS]

00:45:57   every opportunity [TS]

00:45:58   why would you not staff your house with [TS]

00:46:01   a bunch of 21 year-old Ecuadorian maids [TS]

00:46:04   pathway wife lives though [TS]

00:46:06   well I mean clk know if I could say that [TS]

00:46:09   I talked about the wife that well this [TS]

00:46:11   takes us back to the pedicure problem if [TS]

00:46:13   you discover that there are many many [TS]

00:46:14   Hondurans in your home and they haven't [TS]

00:46:16   seemed exhausted and their knees hurting [TS]

00:46:18   aren't scrubbing anything that's [TS]

00:46:19   something you need to look into I I [TS]

00:46:21   don't want to make this super weird [TS]

00:46:22   it seems to me that there are a lot of [TS]

00:46:23   people that live inside the wire that [TS]

00:46:24   neither air-conditioning turned on and [TS]

00:46:26   then there's a lot of rich guys would [TS]

00:46:27   like to diddle made so I'm thinking [TS]

00:46:29   maybe you hire your acetic made and you [TS]

00:46:31   trade that for Arnold Schwarzenegger to [TS]

00:46:33   come and turn your location on so you [TS]

00:46:34   know I really specific may die i think [TS]

00:46:37   that is not a good stratospheric maybe a [TS]

00:46:39   date like eight a maid who would work [TS]

00:46:42   for these folks you know it was you [TS]

00:46:43   because you have a go animate is that [TS]

00:46:45   allowed [TS]

00:46:45   oh absolutely i think that that's [TS]

00:46:48   referred you prefer you see what I'm [TS]

00:46:50   saying they do little switcheroo you say [TS]

00:46:51   i scratch my back you you get you get a [TS]

00:46:53   handy from a lady who knows how to [TS]

00:46:54   squeeze them op but you come over here [TS]

00:46:56   right [TS]

00:46:57   you flip on the air for maybe maybe you [TS]

00:46:59   get out you get a look at phone just for [TS]

00:47:00   the purpose but that way you're both [TS]

00:47:02   good you can go over and docs on during [TS]

00:47:04   lady that works for the Jutes and they [TS]

00:47:06   get to have their air-conditioned come [TS]

00:47:07   on because you're not the governor [TS]

00:47:08   anymore and your wife is super mad at [TS]

00:47:10   you looks a little bit like a box that's [TS]

00:47:12   I'm just saying like that this is the [TS]

00:47:14   kind of thing that we could be using the [TS]

00:47:15   internet for instead of just sitting [TS]

00:47:17   around stars and shit [TS]

00:47:18   it is the it's the rare it is the rare [TS]

00:47:22   tirade from you where I do not [TS]

00:47:24   understand any of the the logical leaps [TS]

00:47:27   that you're making but that was 13 [TS]

00:47:29   around this way reading something [TS]

00:47:30   how does one where i know i was at a [TS]

00:47:32   certain point I stopped reading and I [TS]

00:47:34   and I'll it leaned back in my chair to [TS]

00:47:36   concentrate on what you were saying [TS]

00:47:37   occasion [TS]

00:47:39   I think I'm not break this down for you [TS]

00:47:40   i'm a break this down for you know I [TS]

00:47:42   think I get the gonna get the just think [TS]

00:47:44   you get anything like it just I think [TS]

00:47:45   you're far outside your wheelhouse and [TS]

00:47:47   may have fallen off your fucking belt [TS]

00:47:48   stone soup here's the thing [TS]

00:47:50   no you three carats you bring carrots [TS]

00:47:52   right off they bring salary which [TS]

00:47:54   doesn't really help all that much [TS]

00:47:55   somebody else brings I sumeet 1i bring [TS]

00:47:57   the stone I always bring the stone to [TS]

00:47:59   store was like stone soup with a [TS]

00:48:01   scullery maid and an air-conditioned you [TS]

00:48:03   know right I know it is it's a lot like [TS]

00:48:06   film noir you know film noir there's [TS]

00:48:08   there's a lot of like oh I'll kill this [TS]

00:48:10   old strangers on a train train train [TS]

00:48:12   right that the 1i don't know no matter [TS]

00:48:15   where you are now for the ok so I'm [TS]

00:48:18   sorry instead of strange country have [TS]

00:48:19   your own space rocket somewhere hot [TS]

00:48:21   throw momma from the train i will kill [TS]

00:48:24   the person that annoys you [TS]

00:48:26   you kill the person that annoys me we're [TS]

00:48:28   both better off up from a train and we [TS]

00:48:31   got plausible deniability this is [TS]

00:48:32   Hitchcock thing I don't see what you're [TS]

00:48:35   saying I got Kara I'm with you it's a [TS]

00:48:38   Hitchcock thing is actually doing so [TS]

00:48:39   much better if you were sleeping [TS]

00:48:41   not really it's not difficult to [TS]

00:48:43   understand if you're Jewish person lives [TS]

00:48:44   in Miami inside of a wire and you want [TS]

00:48:46   your air conditioning turn on all you do [TS]

00:48:48   is find a very rich man was too fucking [TS]

00:48:49   maid and then you swap that was [TS]

00:48:52   plausible deniability that's in the [TS]

00:48:53   Talmud hey you know I need my medication [TS]

00:48:57   adjusted which one [TS]

00:48:59   uh-huh how the ones you haven't started [TS]

00:49:02   taking it back to your make-believe [TS]

00:49:05   medication us need the medication i'm [TS]

00:49:07   not taking adjusted it could be critical [TS]

00:49:10   but josh is a rich tradition now I have [TS]

00:49:16   a lot of respect for Judaism like for [TS]

00:49:18   realsies like I there's a lot about it [TS]

00:49:20   that I think is really really [TS]

00:49:21   interesting and ensure that they're [TS]

00:49:23   thrilled to get your endorsement 4lz [TS]

00:49:25   care [TS]

00:49:27   Marilyn man thinks it's alright for [TS]

00:49:29   realsies they can put that pool they [TS]

00:49:32   could put that on their homepage they [TS]

00:49:33   don't have homepage now listen I don't [TS]

00:49:35   know why whenever I imitating a old [TS]

00:49:37   Jewish man i speak liked mba from there [TS]

00:49:40   on the roof but it's because that's [TS]

00:49:41   really that's cool with you [TS]

00:49:43   once approximation yeah sure thats [TS]

00:49:46   that's an Eastern Europe right I was uh [TS]

00:49:48   I was listening to a podcast and there [TS]

00:49:50   was Merlin men and he said he thinks [TS]

00:49:52   that it's okay a lot of things use it [TS]

00:49:54   like a lonely eleven-year-old boy [TS]

00:49:56   impersonating Jackie Mason up [TS]

00:49:59   that's so true that is just how I now [TS]

00:50:01   happy every morning I wake up and I'm [TS]

00:50:03   like okay eleven-year-old boy who lives [TS]

00:50:06   inside me already [TS]

00:50:07   siren pretend that were Jackie Mason [TS]

00:50:09   especially given how little respect and [TS]

00:50:12   more importantly enjoyment you have it [TS]

00:50:14   literally everything that I do i will [TS]

00:50:15   someday tell you the story of the church [TS]

00:50:17   talent show where you located Jackie [TS]

00:50:19   Mason and 11 when you're 11 is much much [TS]

00:50:22   worse much much much worse my mom [TS]

00:50:24   basically read that libretto shoot the [TS]

00:50:26   script for it and it was it was a lot [TS]

00:50:29   like you know you ever seen one of those [TS]

00:50:30   like meta meta meta eighties comic [TS]

00:50:32   things with guys like I was a rather [TS]

00:50:34   interesting party the other night and I [TS]

00:50:35   saw something and he turns and put his [TS]

00:50:37   hands on respect and value comes back [TS]

00:50:40   he's doing impersonations they're not [TS]

00:50:42   money but i did that i did a tour de [TS]

00:50:44   force [TS]

00:50:44   I don't have time for this today but i [TS]

00:50:46   did a 24 series of impersonations that [TS]

00:50:49   was excruciating always all based on [TS]

00:50:51   ideas no no no witch witch tiny like it [TS]

00:50:55   it was it was all based on ideas from my [TS]

00:50:57   mom so mom 11 about 11 and the one I [TS]

00:51:01   brought to the ID table with the idea of [TS]

00:51:03   the very old man the tim conway he does [TS]

00:51:05   not count brunette with shackles right [TS]

00:51:08   right [TS]

00:51:08   mhm the dorf yes [TS]

00:51:11   fair enough yes yes but i also did I did [TS]

00:51:13   I did a lot of I did a lot of the folks [TS]

00:51:15   that people in the late seventies would [TS]

00:51:18   be familiar with enjoy ! westerbrook I [TS]

00:51:20   didn't know I did good you did Jimmy [TS]

00:51:22   Durante [TS]

00:51:23   oh yeah that's good Jimmy Durante [TS]

00:51:24   impersonation i did a I did a jack benny [TS]

00:51:28   impersonation [TS]

00:51:29   now here's the here's the problem with [TS]

00:51:31   our generation i was speaking [TS]

00:51:32   specifically about the window of [TS]

00:51:34   generation that includes you and me [TS]

00:51:36   right is the window that you yell at the [TS]

00:51:39   meter made out of is a window out of [TS]

00:51:40   which you demonstrate your enemies [TS]

00:51:42   birthday when is the metaphorical window [TS]

00:51:44   out of which the Millennials are [TS]

00:51:45   literally throwing themselves [TS]

00:51:47   this is the judge this is the window of [TS]

00:51:49   people who were born between mansion so [TS]

00:51:50   it could also be the homosexual sylhet [TS]

00:51:52   you like to sit on [TS]

00:51:53   what you know what makes lightly okay [TS]

00:51:56   that's it that's the one nowhere captain [TS]

00:51:57   son fell out into it into the street I [TS]

00:51:59   say that my daughter she's too close to [TS]

00:52:01   window I said no classes no Clapton's [TS]

00:52:02   languages like ups and no whammies will [TS]

00:52:04   cut that out haha oh she doesn't know I [TS]

00:52:07   mean so Clapton's there are so many [TS]

00:52:09   times in a day when I would want when I [TS]

00:52:11   feel like no Clapton's is the thing to [TS]

00:52:12   say [TS]

00:52:13   like when I go to a show I I regret on [TS]

00:52:16   stage I'm like no clouds no Clapton's [TS]

00:52:18   not the one hand it's great that I will [TS]

00:52:19   forget to cut this out on the other hand [TS]

00:52:20   that is in such incredibly poor taste [TS]

00:52:22   and on the third the third miss shapen [TS]

00:52:24   hand [TS]

00:52:25   it'sit's relations that can't be the [TS]

00:52:26   title this episode go clapping clapping [TS]

00:52:28   slow clapping of options but i but I [TS]

00:52:32   welcome oh no here's the thing about the [TS]

00:52:34   about the window of our generation is [TS]

00:52:36   yours and mine which is even started [TS]

00:52:39   special powers for windows the the the [TS]

00:52:42   people that were born between 1965 in [TS]

00:52:45   whoo-hoo when Gary when we were nine [TS]

00:52:48   years old we were imitating Jackie Mason [TS]

00:52:53   yeah bell but uh definitely check me [TS]

00:52:57   everybody had to Jack Bellamy yeah uh [TS]

00:53:00   all these TV stars of the fifties right [TS]

00:53:03   to meet those people were all those [TS]

00:53:05   people were already 25 years in the past [TS]

00:53:09   Groucho Marx move we were given you AI [TS]

00:53:13   was I was 11 when he died our comedy [TS]

00:53:16   heroes [TS]

00:53:17   yeah where it would be like kids today [TS]

00:53:20   11 year old kids today imitating Sam [TS]

00:53:23   Kinison imitating like the the stand-up [TS]

00:53:28   comics of the early eighties like I [TS]

00:53:30   guess so but it was also has a smaller [TS]

00:53:32   world and we talked to you last week on [TS]

00:53:34   our previous episode is not only a time [TS]

00:53:36   this timeless so you can listen any of [TS]

00:53:37   them anytime but it's also partly [TS]

00:53:39   changing channels on 213 right he had [TS]

00:53:41   and so I I didn't follow up with after [TS]

00:53:43   you after your discussion that but we [TS]

00:53:45   had we had ABC NBC CBS we have behind us [TS]

00:53:49   well that was sewn on the UHF we have [TS]

00:53:52   five which is NBC nine which is CBS and [TS]

00:53:55   12 which was ABC that was it that was it [TS]

00:53:57   and if you get dating onto pretty good [TS]

00:53:59   doing to you are you could maybe watch [TS]

00:54:02   like things in a slightly different time [TS]

00:54:03   but uhf we [TS]

00:54:05   add wxyyx I can you guess what wa [TS]

00:54:08   channel number w xix was because it's [TS]

00:54:10   rather clever nine gonna try again xix [TS]

00:54:15   Oh 19 channel 19 how great is that [TS]

00:54:18   that's brilliant that's independent to [TS]

00:54:21   write creature feature and shit and then [TS]

00:54:22   you have fucking like 48 or something [TS]

00:54:25   was was PBS but that was an attack we [TS]

00:54:27   didn't have the most you have no PBS not [TS]

00:54:29   not an angry did but PBS was a normal [TS]

00:54:32   like turn to PBS in a non-normal channel [TS]

00:54:35   this channel seven holy shit that's some [TS]

00:54:38   serious money cross hands for that to [TS]

00:54:40   happen John [TS]

00:54:41   well 4848 for PBS belongs let's be [TS]

00:54:44   honest if you want you should really [TS]

00:54:45   have to get channel 70 I still feel like [TS]

00:54:47   Channel Seven's BBS I still feel like [TS]

00:54:50   what it's like challenges dayton yeah [TS]

00:54:53   don't tell me that was going to guide or [TS]

00:54:55   the teacher is NBC image [TS]

00:54:57   um dayton I'm gonna go back in the stack [TS]

00:55:00   a minute dating the problem with windows [TS]

00:55:02   windows also here's the thing the world [TS]

00:55:05   was smaller right I won't use your [TS]

00:55:07   member ID like to remind you you should [TS]

00:55:09   quit dicking around those music bullshit [TS]

00:55:11   and become as you know you are fated to [TS]

00:55:13   be the Charles Nelson Reilly of our [TS]

00:55:14   generation [TS]

00:55:15   you should be out there having had a [TS]

00:55:17   career that was somewhat distinguished [TS]

00:55:18   for a time and then you appear on talk [TS]

00:55:20   shows he whatever the version that [TS]

00:55:21   today's you should be but you're right [TS]

00:55:22   my problem with being with Charles [TS]

00:55:24   Nelson Reilly of our generation you know [TS]

00:55:26   is that he was not at all man he's [TS]

00:55:28   pretty tall [TS]

00:55:29   Charles Nelson Reilly i think is pretty [TS]

00:55:30   was tall it's pretty tall you know he [TS]

00:55:32   had a one-man show [TS]

00:55:34   it's pretty funny it's on the Netflix [TS]

00:55:36   you can watch it's called life of riley [TS]

00:55:37   and it's a one-man show is a very [TS]

00:55:38   interesting guy [TS]

00:55:39   here's the first action as homosexual [TS]

00:55:41   well in that sense where the same [TS]

00:55:44   mhm he was going on education you know [TS]

00:55:47   what Paul and is very sad very sad story [TS]

00:55:49   about pollen I loved poland i love [TS]

00:55:51   pollen he was also homosexual and his [TS]

00:55:53   his partner is not very fairly [TS]

00:55:55   exaggeratedly homosexual he was but his [TS]

00:55:57   partners 19 funny his partner fell out [TS]

00:56:00   of a window in Santa at a hotel in Nob [TS]

00:56:02   Hill is not often had to live with that [TS]

00:56:05   all rights I hate the stories of couples [TS]

00:56:07   where one person dies you know like Buck [TS]

00:56:09   Owens those are those sad stories did [TS]

00:56:12   you know that buck on ya bought the [TS]

00:56:14   second-ever moge synthesizer [TS]

00:56:18   not only did I not know that I'm just [TS]

00:56:21   having so much trouble processing that [TS]

00:56:23   you're talking about 360 what five six [TS]

00:56:26   seven [TS]

00:56:27   yeah yeah yeah yeahs the second-ever one [TS]

00:56:29   solo I figured it would be a very rich [TS]

00:56:31   eccentric and maybe someone German no no [TS]

00:56:35   the first one is all let's follow you [TS]

00:56:37   know if you did Les Paul II believe it [TS]

00:56:38   right but it was buck owens i think the [TS]

00:56:41   first one went to that person who did [TS]

00:56:43   switched on Bach Wendy Walter honest [TS]

00:56:46   Williams yeah Wendy Carlos Williams and [TS]

00:56:49   and the third one went to madison is a [TS]

00:56:52   man on his legs or something like that [TS]

00:56:54   because but the second one but the [TS]

00:56:56   second one I know [TS]

00:56:58   oh I'm sorry you said when you want to [TS]

00:56:59   carlos williams let me Carlos Williams [TS]

00:57:02   got the first one and the third one went [TS]

00:57:03   to mickey dolenz but the second one went [TS]

00:57:07   to pluck oh that's so take that thing [TS]

00:57:10   that you can imagine how much it sucks [TS]

00:57:12   to be micky dolenz like the higher up he [TS]

00:57:15   went the more he still couldn't really [TS]

00:57:16   play drums and drug you know driving me [TS]

00:57:17   nuts it drove him crazy that he couldn't [TS]

00:57:19   really play drums yeah I'm gonna get [TS]

00:57:21   like that if you have moments like that [TS]

00:57:24   in your life in your wheelhouse you talk [TS]

00:57:26   about where Pete where where I was it [TS]

00:57:29   was driven crazy by being unable to play [TS]

00:57:31   drums or where I make you some dinner [TS]

00:57:33   I'm just saying all like maybe play a [TS]

00:57:34   little bit too loud no no I mean I i [TS]

00:57:37   have known some drummers who is fine me [TS]

00:57:39   and you feel very successful in rock [TS]

00:57:41   music in spite of the fact that they [TS]

00:57:44   don't know how to play drums in your [TS]

00:57:46   saturday drivers you think [TS]

00:57:47   no no fastbacks always a great drummer [TS]

00:57:49   so yeah they did a friend did your [TS]

00:57:51   friend Jason play in the first place of [TS]

00:57:53   the aspects [TS]

00:57:54   how many people do you know that a plate [TS]

00:57:55   personally if you can say how many [TS]

00:57:57   people do you personally know if you [TS]

00:57:59   that you can think of who played drums [TS]

00:58:00   in the fastbacks you know that jason guy [TS]

00:58:04   there's the guy that played in the long [TS]

00:58:05   winters what's his head Mike mossberg [TS]

00:58:07   Musburger was here it was super target [TS]

00:58:09   one time he was not in superchunk I [TS]

00:58:12   don't think although Mike musburger's [TS]

00:58:14   plate Mike mark between Mike's burger [TS]

00:58:15   and Jason they played in every single [TS]

00:58:17   band will see from the South who must [TS]

00:58:20   burger is he always from Seattle [TS]

00:58:22   Thank You Seattle duff mckagan played [TS]

00:58:25   drums in the fastback [TS]

00:58:27   very hard to believe early incarnation [TS]

00:58:29   of the fastbacks I mystical white hair [TS]

00:58:31   that was in it for a long time lucky [TS]

00:58:33   rusty what was his name [TS]

00:58:35   I don't know if that I saw an [TS]

00:58:37   infographic once I don't care for [TS]

00:58:38   infographics i'm done with them is a [TS]

00:58:40   great infographic once about how many [TS]

00:58:42   drummers were in the fastbacks and win [TS]

00:58:44   and it was laugh-out-loud funny [TS]

00:58:46   yeah yeah kerplunk the Connecticut block [TS]

00:58:48   he always played guitar d ever have to [TS]

00:58:50   say he can play drums right they had to [TS]

00:58:51   sub on drums block it was the lead [TS]

00:58:54   guitarist and I don't think he ever [TS]

00:58:55   played the drums you know and I met him [TS]

00:58:57   yeah remember that i do remember the [TS]

00:59:01   only greatest nights of my life [TS]

00:59:01   introduced me to her pumps [TS]

00:59:03   I'm so glad so glad he's a lovely man i [TS]

00:59:05   went to see cheap trick with him a [TS]

00:59:07   couple of nights ago [TS]

00:59:08   are you kidding me i don't care about [TS]

00:59:10   cheap trick and I don't get about Kurt [TS]

00:59:12   blah [TS]

00:59:12   are you the one that told me about the [TS]

00:59:13   cheap trick John Lennon thing was that [TS]

00:59:14   you [TS]

00:59:15   what's the cheap trick John Lennon thing [TS]

00:59:17   so it wasn't you 1980 they're doing that [TS]

00:59:20   that pretty good last album he did half [TS]

00:59:22   of its good let's put it that way and [TS]

00:59:25   I'm losing you that song you arm he i'm [TS]

00:59:32   not sure exactly how this work but stood [TS]

00:59:34   there is a true story you'll hear the [TS]

00:59:35   song i'll send you this video [TS]

00:59:36   momentarily he called in cheap trick [TS]

00:59:39   what funny Carlos and Rick Nielson came [TS]

00:59:42   in in the studio already there were tony [TS]

00:59:44   levin and not George Martin but George [TS]

00:59:46   somebody playing keyboards & Johnson [TS]

00:59:49   here's the song they learn it [TS]

00:59:51   Rick wrote the riff basic bun says how [TS]

00:59:54   do you replace this play however you [TS]

00:59:55   want and what they ripped into I'm [TS]

00:59:58   losing you that you know that awesome [TS]

00:59:59   bridge [TS]

00:59:59   bridge [TS]

01:00:00   it's it sounds like a fucking cheap it's [TS]

01:00:03   a cheap that sounds like basically a [TS]

01:00:04   cheap Trick's long you know and she [TS]

01:00:05   tricked already sounds like the beatles [TS]

01:00:06   in the movies that's cool [TS]

01:00:07   it sounds like a cheap trick song which [TS]

01:00:09   online singing and it's fucking great [TS]

01:00:10   incredible I've never heard that would [TS]

01:00:13   you like would you like me to pause the [TS]

01:00:14   podcast that you can listen to it [TS]

01:00:16   no no i think i will listen to it at the [TS]

01:00:18   at the end of the podcast is tony levin [TS]

01:00:19   tony levin you know I is playing the [TS]

01:00:22   Chairman's turkey was not he's playing a [TS]

01:00:23   friendly space which is the Chapman [TS]

01:00:25   Stick of base right here play Chapman [TS]

01:00:27   Stick i have not although john [TS]

01:00:29   vanderslice in the very early days of my [TS]

01:00:32   association with him has been challenged [TS]

01:00:35   like an analog one yet he had an analog [TS]

01:00:37   Chapman Stick yeah he had a German stick [TS]

01:00:39   player in his band [TS]

01:00:40   oh and this was during a time when [TS]

01:00:43   vanderslice he did two things he always [TS]

01:00:46   sat in a chair and he always set over to [TS]

01:00:49   the side of the stage this was [TS]

01:00:50   defecation now this is early days early [TS]

01:00:53   days this MKULTRA or running on its [TS]

01:00:55   after MKULTRA so not early days [TS]

01:00:58   vanderslice but early days in me me [TS]

01:01:00   knowing them Chapman Stick player and he [TS]

01:01:03   SAT over to the side of the stage in a [TS]

01:01:04   chair while the Chapman Stick player sat [TS]

01:01:07   in the center of the stage and play the [TS]

01:01:09   Chapman Stick and made I have to say [TS]

01:01:11   some of the greatest bass faces I've [TS]

01:01:14   ever seen in the history of rock they [TS]

01:01:16   will let you have one first of all is a [TS]

01:01:18   checklist hi welcome welcome please come [TS]

01:01:19   in is your head shape yes remember the [TS]

01:01:21   committee the german-speaking have the [TS]

01:01:23   Chapman Stick they caught you exactly [TS]

01:01:25   they this difficult to stick shoppy you [TS]

01:01:27   go in there first of all is your head [TS]

01:01:28   shape yes you have not [TS]

01:01:30   yes you have what a goatee go to your [TS]

01:01:33   funny mustache that weird weird weird [TS]

01:01:36   hair if you were killed [TS]

01:01:37   especially the utilikilt extra points [TS]

01:01:39   actually for teva sandals come on in [TS]

01:01:41   right if you wear if you wear leggings [TS]

01:01:43   and leg warmers over the top of those [TS]

01:01:45   over like a pole climbing boots that [TS]

01:01:49   jewelry here in like fingers locti with [TS]

01:01:51   it [TS]

01:01:52   what about turquoise turquoise indian [TS]

01:01:54   jewellery lots of jewelry as much [TS]

01:01:56   jewelry as you can wear and earplugs [TS]

01:01:58   but this job is dead so he sat on a [TS]

01:02:01   chair like he did a fripp basically he [TS]

01:02:02   did he did a strip yeah and your friend [TS]

01:02:05   football we sit on a chair like in the [TS]

01:02:06   dark you can't even see him when his [TS]

01:02:08   plan [TS]

01:02:08   yeah this was that this was during that [TS]

01:02:10   era of indie rock early early 2000 [TS]

01:02:13   where the big question was you know is [TS]

01:02:17   standing in the middle of the stage to [TS]

01:02:21   rock [TS]

01:02:24   oh it and what I'm talking about like [TS]

01:02:27   irony at this point like that your pals [TS]

01:02:29   and presidents of the USA where like [TS]

01:02:30   that was a alright we even weird out [TS]

01:02:32   that's like I ronica people people were [TS]

01:02:33   at this point there's one more about [TS]

01:02:34   authenticity [TS]

01:02:35   yeah there was no irony about it was [TS]

01:02:37   like if you are the singer and you stand [TS]

01:02:40   in the middle then you are being too [TS]

01:02:43   singer and you need to like go sit out [TS]

01:02:48   you need to stand over on the side a [TS]

01:02:50   couple years before you got like the the [TS]

01:02:52   for the strokes caught on the murder [TS]

01:02:54   city devils whatever the fuck all those [TS]

01:02:55   different like I guess I guess not red [TS]

01:02:57   cross but what was the other three guys [TS]

01:02:59   with Russia glasses didn't done urge [TS]

01:03:02   overkill I guess I'll nineties that was [TS]

01:03:05   early early days but you know it's [TS]

01:03:06   almost like it was like the way Punk was [TS]

01:03:08   kind of reaction to all those bands we [TS]

01:03:09   like you know what I mean in fact you [TS]

01:03:11   think that was an authenticity think [TS]

01:03:12   backlash Nirvana's over this is the end [TS]

01:03:14   the dot-com what I got nothing [TS]

01:03:17   yeah indie rock was any rocket in its [TS]

01:03:20   early stages was was almost entirely [TS]

01:03:22   reactionary it was like it was it was [TS]

01:03:26   like a kind of proto fascism there will [TS]

01:03:29   not a terrific time for indie rock [TS]

01:03:31   no well and it was it was not a perfect [TS]

01:03:33   time to be in India rather but like also [TS]

01:03:35   like it was right around the next time i [TS]

01:03:37   guess probably unrelated but like I [TS]

01:03:38   think about all my favorite bands from [TS]

01:03:40   like one from one seriously from 5125 [TS]

01:03:45   years earlier like bands i like a year [TS]

01:03:47   earlier like elliott smith's record was [TS]

01:03:49   like not that great [TS]

01:03:50   Superchunk was not moving me like they [TS]

01:03:52   were you know I'm saying got my voices [TS]

01:03:55   and that's kind of when I stopped was [TS]

01:03:57   around then but you know what i mean [TS]

01:03:58   like all these while these bands that [TS]

01:04:00   for like it like five to ten years there [TS]

01:04:02   is a consistent stream of bands to just [TS]

01:04:03   put out an album after payment payment [TS]

01:04:05   broke up I've got all these bands that I [TS]

01:04:06   don't feel like these bands like that [TS]

01:04:08   was after the second creeper lagoon [TS]

01:04:09   record all of everything went into [TS]

01:04:11   hibernation huh [TS]

01:04:13   and that was when they were good they [TS]

01:04:14   were awful good yeah well maybe [TS]

01:04:15   everybody's friends with them write your [TS]

01:04:17   body from the noise pop OH everybody's [TS]

01:04:19   friends with those girls but that was [TS]

01:04:23   when I associate you gotta you gotta go [TS]

01:04:25   inside my appearance that was when I [TS]

01:04:26   came out [TS]

01:04:27   so that's right it's just like it was [TS]

01:04:29   just like coming-of-age sexually in the [TS]

01:04:31   early nineties when at the height of [TS]

01:04:34   third-generation feminism it was the [TS]

01:04:36   wrong time to come out it was the wrong [TS]

01:04:38   time to be a young man i'm gonna click [TS]

01:04:40   microphone cut out because there's just [TS]

01:04:41   not a chance in the fucking world [TS]

01:04:42   I'm gonna respond yellow alone let alone [TS]

01:04:45   ask any questions about there's no way [TS]

01:04:47   as it went when I when we had our baby [TS]

01:04:49   us there are families kind of throw a [TS]

01:04:51   baby shower and we're going to see your [TS]

01:04:55   family was kind enough to throw you a [TS]

01:04:56   baby I was like you didn't have that [TS]

01:04:57   baby yourself [TS]

01:04:58   long story long story and they started [TS]

01:05:00   this tradition part of its it may be [TS]

01:05:02   made of jute and had to be thrown from [TS]

01:05:04   the building for the elevator why would [TS]

01:05:05   have started a fire [TS]

01:05:06   now we show up and my brother like him i [TS]

01:05:08   love is so awesome you sitting out there [TS]

01:05:10   is already three sheets to the wind any [TS]

01:05:12   standing out there and he's like enjoy [TS]

01:05:14   it while you can because energy turns [TS]

01:05:17   when she turns about 11 boy not going to [TS]

01:05:23   be not gonna be fine you tell me stories [TS]

01:05:24   about like when the test was sexting you [TS]

01:05:27   get the sexting sexting sorry right and [TS]

01:05:29   he taught me rephrase that his did me [TS]

01:05:30   well and well before I had a daughter [TS]

01:05:32   this is a phrase that is this to stood [TS]

01:05:33   well there is no good that can come of [TS]

01:05:36   it right there are things in the world [TS]

01:05:38   from which good is likely to come there [TS]

01:05:40   are things in the world that may create [TS]

01:05:42   something that's neutral but there are [TS]

01:05:43   things in the world where no good can [TS]

01:05:46   come of it how do you know he doesn't [TS]

01:05:47   know I know you're not a man deals in [TS]

01:05:49   absolutes [TS]

01:05:50   no I like that phrase though well here's [TS]

01:05:51   here's it this is this is just occurred [TS]

01:05:53   to me recently as the father of a [TS]

01:05:54   daughter that's fun but hard right [TS]

01:05:58   bikinis man bikinis at what point now as [TS]

01:06:03   an adult male pres and certainly as [TS]

01:06:05   somebody who used to not have a daughter [TS]

01:06:07   who i was very Pro bikinis sure it's a [TS]

01:06:11   second is this is it's the second best [TS]

01:06:12   thing to be in there right right [TS]

01:06:14   bikinis I'm i am wonder if you had asked [TS]

01:06:16   me three years ago [TS]

01:06:17   how do you feel about bikinis i would [TS]

01:06:19   say 100-percent pro between you wouldn't [TS]

01:06:21   have to pause at all don't even have to [TS]

01:06:22   think about ok but now I have a daughter [TS]

01:06:25   now my feelings about bikinis are fairly [TS]

01:06:29   complicated if you said how do you feel [TS]

01:06:31   about bikinis I would go to hell [TS]

01:06:33   wait a minute who are we talking about [TS]

01:06:35   here who and and and how I do that now [TS]

01:06:38   to its horrifying [TS]

01:06:39   personally I feel like bikinis like [TS]

01:06:41   there's a lot to be said for not bikinis [TS]

01:06:43   I have a lot to be said for robes John [TS]

01:06:46   I've never been in my life that you know [TS]

01:06:48   i'm i'm mostly like you know a dickless [TS]

01:06:50   wonder but really I've never been so [TS]

01:06:52   grateful to have no libido is now it's [TS]

01:06:54   an M except for watching greys involving [TS]

01:06:56   I can't get into that but it is really [TS]

01:06:58   here's the thing here's my thought on [TS]

01:07:00   this i totally agree with you I think [TS]

01:07:01   about all the time now and I think what [TS]

01:07:04   happens is that for you for four gears [TS]

01:07:06   44 probably arguably you're the [TS]

01:07:07   historian here i'm gonna say arguably [TS]

01:07:09   for millennia men have been scared that [TS]

01:07:11   their daughters have vaginas and [TS]

01:07:12   potholes i think that is funny that [TS]

01:07:15   listen that's a concern right now here's [TS]

01:07:17   the thing sixties come along [TS]

01:07:18   we're blowing stuff up with bombs we [TS]

01:07:20   discovered the bikini islands and the [TS]

01:07:22   the atoll writ large and they give it [TS]

01:07:24   the look at the beginning so now she's [TS]

01:07:26   got a butt and we will and she's wearing [TS]

01:07:27   almost nothing [TS]

01:07:28   ok you ready for this now ready for this [TS]

01:07:31   you ready for stage 3 [TS]

01:07:32   I don't know lower back tattoos oh so [TS]

01:07:36   now you've got you've got a vagina but [TS]

01:07:39   you bring almost nothing and now you're [TS]

01:07:42   wearing that the bikini arguably so that [TS]

01:07:44   people can see you have the terrible [TS]

01:07:46   terrible judgment to get a tramp stamp [TS]

01:07:48   and they still they still have a but he [TS]

01:07:52   made you feel like that that's the [TS]

01:07:54   thumbnail sketch of history i'm not [TS]

01:07:55   saying that's what I think the fur [TS]

01:07:57   millennia and then there was the bikini [TS]

01:08:00   and then tramp stamp [TS]

01:08:01   well I mean I don't follow football by [TS]

01:08:03   Miller an onside kick is understand i'll [TS]

01:08:05   see now here's the thing John [TS]

01:08:10   now now i want to lose you now I now [TS]

01:08:12   you've got you challenged me to [TS]

01:08:14   potentially lose you and and most of the [TS]

01:08:17   most of the the gates that keep the [TS]

01:08:19   salmon from walking up the steps are [TS]

01:08:21   about to fall down and arms a little [TS]

01:08:23   trying to work out that Arnold [TS]

01:08:24   Schwarzenegger the julie has more time [TS]

01:08:27   no no I don't wanna I don't wanna I [TS]

01:08:29   don't step 0 your Arnold Schwarzenegger [TS]

01:08:31   know when somebody from Central America [TS]

01:08:33   you're going just not like this go back [TS]

01:08:36   to onside kick [TS]

01:08:38   i I'm terrified now about bikinis [TS]

01:08:42   I don't want to be the dad that's like [TS]

01:08:44   no bikinis but i also don't ever want [TS]

01:08:48   her to wear bikini [TS]

01:08:50   and I don't think I don't think those [TS]

01:08:52   are incompatible I think that's what [TS]

01:08:53   everybody gets whatever he is what every [TS]

01:08:54   right-thinking man believes in his [TS]

01:08:56   wheelhouse [TS]

01:08:57   yeah so but I don't know how to affect [TS]

01:08:58   that I don't have to be the dad it's [TS]

01:09:00   like yeah I'd like you don't care you [TS]

01:09:02   got it's like offering wine at dinner [TS]

01:09:04   my daughter will never ever ever find [TS]

01:09:06   out how much I hate tattoos because you [TS]

01:09:07   know why should we use it against me [TS]

01:09:09   thank you I you know I described to [TS]

01:09:11   people sometimes because they don't [TS]

01:09:12   understand you have to describe I've [TS]

01:09:13   described historic what do you say you [TS]

01:09:15   really want to know yeah let's hear it [TS]

01:09:17   well setting aside all the nice things i [TS]

01:09:18   say about you which is you know never [TS]

01:09:20   said otherwise i would you repeat that [TS]

01:09:22   because you're one of my best friends [TS]

01:09:23   with people i admire most in the world [TS]

01:09:24   despite the fact you're kind of a dick [TS]

01:09:26   mom easily one of my best friends and [TS]

01:09:28   favorite people but I see what's hard is [TS]

01:09:30   kind of hard to understand John until [TS]

01:09:31   you've been in a room with him and I was [TS]

01:09:34   like because it's john you recognize the [TS]

01:09:36   system [TS]

01:09:36   mhm well I mean assuming he hasn't had a [TS]

01:09:39   chance to bathe which is a good [TS]

01:09:40   assumption it's wednesday i said you [TS]

01:09:45   know that phrase where they say like you [TS]

01:09:47   know shark smelling blood and water that [TS]

01:09:49   John has that on a much higher level in [TS]

01:09:51   a shark [TS]

01:09:52   I said because here's the thing there [TS]

01:09:53   are a lot of people who will figure out [TS]

01:09:54   how to needle you but John's playing on [TS]

01:09:57   another level [TS]

01:09:58   it's like fighting dr. X in the astral [TS]

01:10:00   plane right jon is going to notice [TS]

01:10:02   something that you didn't even realize [TS]

01:10:04   you're self-conscious about yet and [TS]

01:10:06   without specifically calling out you [TS]

01:10:08   will cry by the time the parties not [TS]

01:10:10   even over and then you'll do it more [TS]

01:10:13   oh but you know what am I wrong and then [TS]

01:10:17   it's all in service of helping of from [TS]

01:10:20   freeing them from the from marin [TS]

01:10:22   security to nothing out there where it [TS]

01:10:24   happened now you sound like a sex guru [TS]

01:10:26   swimmin titan here if you can if you [TS]

01:10:31   know like a lot of people have a lot of [TS]

01:10:33   people have gifts so some people can [TS]

01:10:35   throw a football for people i can do the [TS]

01:10:37   math do an onside kick some people can [TS]

01:10:39   do onside kick some people are very very [TS]

01:10:41   good at at the balance beam scullery [TS]

01:10:45   some people discoveries wiring adg [TS]

01:10:47   wiring and if and if if if God gave me [TS]

01:10:50   anything it was the ability to look at [TS]

01:10:52   someone a and in a very short amount of [TS]

01:10:55   time [TS]

01:10:56   figure out what their greatest fear [TS]

01:10:57   about themselves [TS]

01:10:58   so what we're supposed to do with that [TS]

01:11:02   was it just be like oh well you're like [TS]

01:11:04   you're like a doctor that could smell [TS]

01:11:05   cancer looking to say could I have [TS]

01:11:07   another Heineken know you're going to [TS]

01:11:09   say give me a scalpel lay down and let [TS]

01:11:11   me really smell that shit you know your [TS]

01:11:13   greatest fear is that's what people see [TS]

01:11:16   I think you I think you do that you're [TS]

01:11:19   like Milton Berle you take out just [TS]

01:11:20   enough to beat them and that's what I [TS]

01:11:22   love about it though and it's and the [TS]

01:11:23   other thing is you don't you're every [TS]

01:11:26   Bell in most other people are perturbed [TS]

01:11:28   below like your your paternal in your [TS]

01:11:30   way but mostly if you're just not you [TS]

01:11:32   know it having a good night but [TS]

01:11:33   generally your imperturbable and it's [TS]

01:11:36   very scary to people about you told an [TS]

01:11:38   anecdote a few weeks ago about the [TS]

01:11:40   person who is correcting what you meant [TS]

01:11:42   to say about somebody and I could [TS]

01:11:44   literally could see standing there [TS]

01:11:46   kind of smiling but stone still not [TS]

01:11:50   responding in any way but literally just [TS]

01:11:52   standing and looking at the person and [TS]

01:11:53   it is showing its absolutely chilling [TS]

01:11:57   right now you selling this is this holly [TS]

01:11:58   jolly jobber lies Kirby's joint with the [TS]

01:12:01   computer haha no my friend now know when [TS]

01:12:05   John shows up at the party there's gonna [TS]

01:12:07   be a lot of people crying well I try not [TS]

01:12:09   to lie try not to take it all the way so [TS]

01:12:10   that they're openly crying I'd like them [TS]

01:12:12   to be crying quietly so I think you're [TS]

01:12:14   really sure if it's true shame you're [TS]

01:12:15   going to do in the bathroom [TS]

01:12:17   oh I've had some chain full bathroom [TS]

01:12:21   times [TS]

01:12:23   that'll do pig but blender butchers I [TS]

01:12:28   they say her name [TS]