Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hang on a second and carry and yes all [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► right hand had a situation when all just [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► I don't think I understand computers [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► anymore than that's alright we can edit [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► all this out [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► I John I can find my plays just fine [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► I'll shaded actually listen to it did [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► you know I was just guessing that's [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► those were the lyrics and that was the [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► god i wish i had selected way to make [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► sure there's certain things that you [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► never see that I've done is waiting [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► I just wanted you that you can't you see [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► my effort that's all I cared but I no no [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► it's hard it's already a multitrack song [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► nice many hangings i'm not a [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► professional John professional anything [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► it was great [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► don't say that no I really liked it now [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► you didn't [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► yes i did i do singing it I can hear it [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► i can hear it in your voice [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► I can't hear anything in my voice you [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► think you know you didn't tell me it [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► keeps the great it you think you know [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► yeah there with my voice your standards [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► are very very exacting and there's like [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► I wish I could selectively like I think [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► I can i just say i like to think that I [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► could make a dick or poop or Hitler [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► related joke that you would enjoy you [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► know I hope you're close enough that you [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► would tell me if I was not entertaining [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► you with that yeah I don't want you to [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► ever hear anything I've ever recorded [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► pasa its housing is the thing is that [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► that the the first thing to mature as a [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► when we are young artist is our critical [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► sense long before we are good at making [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► a thing we are good at knowing the [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► difference between a good thing and a [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► bad thing [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► who write so that's the that's i think i [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► think i have failed that test on every [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► local don't understand that none [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► most people with towards them as as [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► artists are as creators is that is that [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► they they hone their ability to say like [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► that's a great song that's a terrible [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► song [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► before they never made a song and then [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► so they have that they have that that [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► faculty and then they make their first [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► song and they know that it's not good [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► because they're already critics [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah is that it has a different [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► podcast idea but you're absolutely right [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► and it keeps people from doing stuff [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► yeah you start you you develop your [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► appreciation and then and then you hate [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► your own work because you're a new [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► artist you don't know what you're doing [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► yet and then people stopped they stopped [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► making stuff a long time before they [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► have failed enough times to make [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► something good so I love the fact that [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► you continue to fail to make something [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► good Marlon thank you and I appreciate [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► that I just like I said I just I really [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► like to be rewarded for the effort to [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► thank you seriously tonight I i well [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► know let me let me respond i'll just say [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► that my I have a method for that I have [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► employed since about nineteen [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► eighty-seven which is that i have really [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► low standards and very pleased with [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► myself [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► mhm and so you know I i have a sense of [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► things that I like and I don't like and [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► I know when somebody's trying to sound [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► like the Buzzcocks but don't realize [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► they're trying to sound like the [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► Buzzcocks like I'm pretty good at that [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► but I i essentially masturbate for a [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► living and I'm very grateful in the [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► sense that i get to mostly make things [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► that hopefully turn out the way i liked [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► is your company accepting applications [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► well it depends get a little better a [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► little bit about your background [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► I've been masturbating for boy almost 30 [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► years 30 years how many how much of that [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► he done professionally [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► uh-huh well depending i would say [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► probably i've been doing I've been [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► professionally masturbating for 15 years [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► who was also 15 years as an amateur and [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► then there's that pro-am period we call [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► prosumer masturbation prosumer and then [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► and then I you know I think I've been [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► I've been that I've been working at a [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► pretty high level of masturbating a [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► pretty high level for the last 10 years [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► well this is terrific I've just been [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► quickly looking over your resume and it [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► seems like there's been a roll out there [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► was a hockey stick curve if you like [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► haha [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► that's part of my technique the hockey [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► stick curve they called the hat trick [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► even that chick that's another [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► dictionary I can tell you that I think [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► there's I think there's a lot of things [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► that we can talk about here it looks [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► like i don't know it seems like a lot of [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► your masturbation as public as it used [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► to be and that's the dre storing up but [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► we save it save it for somebody special [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► items i'm storing up and when I start [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► back again it's gonna it's gonna be like [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► that sherwin-williams logo you're gonna [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► cover the world over the world [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► oh man I gotta I gotta chase and stuff [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► on the internet oceans of spoon [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► I don't I i am really curious about how [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► much internet com Israel because there's [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► a lot of it seems like it really seems [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► kind of slick stagecraft a lot of it you [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► know when I my first introduction to [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► porn was a boy why don't you talk about [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► porn haha masturbation is one thing but [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► porn you talking about you're talking [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► about come on the internet are you just [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► going two buckets of calm really thats [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► with tk's for bukkake is not lucky [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► bucket is that are detected the foreign [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► at all it seems shy of warehouses a [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► 50-gallon drum it's a very rarefied [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► vertical space if you know what I mean [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► ok that's you know and the raider game [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► start [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► I i'm doing a cart here Eric Citizen [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► Kane is just is just discard runs in [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► cartons and cartons of manages bukkake [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► we spelled bukkake wrong and then i'm [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► going to go with bucket with bu ke ki [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► t.com jockey a cocky bucket with two [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► case how Albright know what bumpy was [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► and now we're talking about God's sake [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► yeah rocky puckett i mean like a bike [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► because i'm actually shedding about any [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► of our listeners if i could say i don't [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► want to give you guys business advice [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► although you know I think it's something [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► John I could help you with bukkake [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► bucket with with 4 case ski 5 case is [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► available last night we were talking [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► so why is there no why have I never seen [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► a bass guitar shaped like a giant bone [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► seems like a natural thing that somebody [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► would have done years ago a giant you're [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► playing bone the bone base but we went [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► online last night at this we were having [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► a little party and we were like what the [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► bone base [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► come on and i have we couldn't find one [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► anywhere on the internet they think it's [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► like a traditional like a cartoon bone [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► that dog which you on like a bone like [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► if if if Bam Bam from the flintstones [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► was playing bass in a sixties cartoon [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► Archie's style you like my like Anthony [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► I think right why doesn't my Keaveney [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► have a giant bass that looks like a [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► cartoon he's got the money you know he [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► could go to what they call a Lutheran [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► les claypool i dont les claypool ever [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► giant talking about a bum again I'm [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► gonna bump looking up and get a bump a [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► bump the same song get a bad bump it was [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► right at that's me that's when he hires [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► the the homeless guys back [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► ah the bridge [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► well also anyway my introduction to my [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► first introduction to porn and they [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► always come back to the bone and I got a [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► couple questions about that but you're [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► gonna be sorry you ever met someone [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► introduced you to the point please [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► continue [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► passive / overcome is the German phrase [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► uber come so I want to start every [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► aspect of this over [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► besides there's no way this is gonna [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► turn out well I was west cape may see my [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► skype was broken i got a 31 tracks song [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► you don't like and now we're talking [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► about bones owners in the gym bones and [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► his village industries Tracfones I got [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► just bones not a great man see hang on [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► let me check his bone ji ZZ be 0 and z [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► dot com which is bones boom that's the [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► second one bukkake fuckit and jizz bones [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► gonna gobble these up [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► I mean look at Japanese lady well and [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► we'll get our walk in our venture [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► capital 5% you think I won't let you [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► talk about poor let you continue but do [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► you think that we could possibly this is [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► a vertical space that we could have some [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► kind of a penetration with we could get [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► somewhere somewhere deep inside looking [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► for design your own sites with lots of [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► disease and [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► days huh actually actually the thing [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► after all the things we've done in our [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► lives that could be the thing okay i [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► will start an isp called called hmm i'm [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► trying to think this is a change is [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► bucket encourage it you know what bones [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► you know what the thing is i think it [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► writes itself and we could be angel [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► investors we could be i would be really [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► commerce we get in there early you'll be [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► one of those guys like in the early days [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► of the internet where you're just [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► stealing all the you're just you're just [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► sitting on all these great names and [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► then when when the culture turns our way [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► who when the culture finding is that the [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► prominence of bones that we are [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► literally putting out there when it went [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► when the culture arrives as it will one [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► day when the ship of culture docks at [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► the dock of of just buckets which is the [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► great and roiling just filled see he's [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► and all of the all of the the nerds and [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► freaks are like just like it's just [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► buckets and word sitting there on top of [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► all these like ji zzb you [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► kk utes I so much i have to do today and [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► yet i'm gonna probably spend the rest of [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► my day and I'm gonna make a 29th version [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► of that song or I'm gonna spend the rest [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► of today finding combinations of z's and [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► case and evolve coming and boners now [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► John because i want to continue but when [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► I when I when I just now I doesn't [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► really matter exactly why but I have a [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► set up my computer here where when a [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► website doesn't come up it takes me this [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► alternate thing that says hey this just [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► didn't show up and just get an error for [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► what it's worth [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► just for what it's worth i don't know if [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► this is something we obviously want to [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► do angel investments we want to get in [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► early get out early really really [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► withdraw from the entire process as [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► early as possible to use to earn back [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► you know what we have coming and so I [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► just for what it's worth when I went to [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► jail right [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► oh my god i still want to buy this ji [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► zzb 0 nez jizz bones that's bone [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► ok but when I guess I didn't get an [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► error you know it says did you mean [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► jazzbones because apparently in tacoma [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► which i think is near where you are [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► there's a place called jazzbones and I'm [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► just saying you get a bucket that [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► fucking Sherman Williams com pany [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► changing a to an eye and you get jizz [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► bones right into coma coma jazzbones [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► letter man takes an eye off of his [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► letter sweater and changes jazzbones to [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► just bones there's a place i sell my [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► daughter about this because we're [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► learning about letters and reading that [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► i've always been fascinated by places [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► that used to be something else actually [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► I could put my hand to it now but it [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► used to be a website that was all just [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► photographs of things that used to be [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► different things like father's thai food [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► restaurants that are in the old A&W Root [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► Beer drive exactly you can tell what [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► used to be popular by what kind of asian [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► restaurant or dentist isn't it now [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► you're right it's like I was at pizza [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► hut or a urology clinic where there's an [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► international house of pancakes which is [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► a pretty spring the sinker give it a [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► shot ya blue roof like the variance [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► shack and it's it's totally like house [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► of top house of hong there's this chain [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► of not very good restaurants email like [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► diner style restaurants you know you [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► like there's a kind of the seventies and [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► eighties there was places that weren't [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► really a look at Danny's right it wasn't [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► really a diner [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► you know what I mean we're trying to do [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► a family-style restaurant is called the [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► clock restaurant and their hook was that [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► every sign no hang on for this every [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► sign headache clock a literal working [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► clock on it which is kind of cool it's [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► called the clock restaurant clock [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► yeah and down the street from my house [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► one of them went out of business like [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► most of them and some jackals went in [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► there and took the place over they [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► didn't really put a lot of dough into [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► writing new brand equity so they're not [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► there was some black pit plant paint and [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► change it to the oh look [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► haha with an apostrophe like a look [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► exactly it's like as you do it it's an [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► Irish cuisine I imagine they took the [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► sea out we all do lock it wasn't there [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► wasn't you know was an exclamation point [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► or anything just look well you know [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► there's this restaurant down here by [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► boeing field that we that we go to all [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► the time that's it's right next to the [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► Boeing black ops area where they were [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► the engineers are making how do you know [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► airborne space laser that's not [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► very good black ops if you know there's [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► a restaurant next to it a line you know [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► sighs look at that look at the right I [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► know things [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► sure you know yeah from where I live you [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► know I could look down into their black [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► ops area and I see them killing [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► squirrels or whatever they do to make [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► two to fight the Soviets but so this [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► restaurant next door in it and it's one [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► of those places and I think it used to [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► be a Sambo's haha yes I have and then [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► many many years ago a guy named Randy up [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► must've thought it it still has the the [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► orange naugahyde seats and and the [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► ceiling is covered with little with [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► model airplanes of different sizes but [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► at a certain point the Randy's sign he [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► saw you change the sign to say Randy's [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► but then there must have been a a hard [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► wind or something and the the top of the [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► d fell off so now it says ran may's rent [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► is that's kind of weird [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► it's great so that's that no I always [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► had in my head I always thought Sambo's [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► and dennys were exactly the same [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► restaurant except one of them one of [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► them had a racial slur and all and had [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► had a little like Cooley boy riding an [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► elephant that was the boy you know Danny [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► Danny is it a denigrating term for lions [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► you shouldn't say that I don't know [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► that's a no fucking shit means but but [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► shots a defi- de tenis very disparaging [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► to i took the Alliance that it's really [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► it's it's not that now it's not [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► family-friendly four lions they live in [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► dense so i had to help you on that one [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► look at ping-pong usually bones to walk [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► me through it [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► hockey puck in Japan's so i'm watching [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► porn porn i'm in fifth grade sixth grade [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► I don't even know what porn is I haven't [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► you know day he came to this early [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► the only boners i had ever had were like [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► incidental boners because of of corduroy [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► haha but the whistling yeah the butt but [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► so the in Anchorage before there was [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► cable TV there was something called [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► visions which was a you had an antenna [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► on your roof that was shaped like a [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► giant candy corn [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► and you were and everybody in town that [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► had visions pointed their candy corn [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► antenna at the central location where [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► they would broadcast one channel visions [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► was just one extra channel but it had [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► movies and stuff and you can kind of [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► drive through Anchorage and see it was [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► like it was a it was a shorthand like [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► class indicator who had a visions [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► antenna on the top of their house you [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► know they had a little bit of money to [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► spend on more on extra TV and chairman [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► again we have to just stay for the kids [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► that having cable in like the seventies [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► was a if you got it was a big deal and [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► it was expensive if you have HBO and [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► showtime it was a really big deal [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► yeah I was like having a BMW parked in [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► front of your house it was a and this [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► was back when when class and status [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► I think we're more like everything in [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► America right there when we were in high [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► school there were only four kinds of [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► kids there were the rockers they were [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► the preps there were the jocks and there [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► were the losers or whatever you know and [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► now there are 2 450 different kinds of [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► kids are their secret of 74 different [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► permutations of rockers I don't even [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► know how you would be in high school now [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► because you'd be like oh I'm sweetest [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► death metal arms you know Belgian death [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► metal and it's like we don't talk but [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► when we were kids right there's only [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► four different kinds of things and there [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► were only four different ways that you [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► could show you were rich and one of [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► those with you had the other visions and [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► 10 on your house anyway we did not have [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► visions but a one point I was clicking [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► through the channels on my dad's old TV [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► which had a this is gonna be very hard [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► for young people to visualize but it had [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► a knob that he turned the channels right [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► it was pre pre-digital to go to through [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► through through 12 or 13 213 and there [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► was a uhf right and click through click [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► click click and uhf was like tuning an [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► AM radio you had like it right well I'm [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► that's exactly what happened here so I [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► was clicking through the channels one [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► time and I got in between two channels [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► and all of a sudden on the screen came [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► this ghostly a like shadowy image of [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► another Channel [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► and you know so we had channels channel [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► 4 7 11 and 13 where the oh and 9 i'm [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► sorry no no [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► yeah well whatever there were four [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► channels and then all of a sudden [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► there's this fifth Channel History [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► Channel and I realized very assume that [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► if I turn that turn the knob in between [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► these two channels i was getting visions [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► from some neighbor some wires get [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► crossed or somebody had put too much [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► foil on their windows and it was [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► broadcasting visions into my TV if I [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► satin monkey with the it was a scrambled [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► it was just just this was pre scrambling [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► god they they came up with scrambling [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► like a year and a half later but this is [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► what they were just broadcasting and I [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► obviously they came up with scrambling [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► because people were hijacking the signal [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► this way so then because I heard from [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► kids at school that they had dirty [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► movies on visions late at night I stayed [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► up late to watch my first porno and I [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► could have my dad when he snored you [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► could hear him four blocks away so I [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► knew that I was safe you know he was [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► sleeping i could hear him snoring the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► other room i snuck down and i turn the [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► TV on and here was this porno movie and [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► I had never seen any of these things [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► before had never seen a penis i had [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► never seen boobs i had never seen the [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► any of this and these people start [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► having sex and they get to the end this [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► is one of these seventies porn movies [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► that was probably shot on 75 millimeter [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► film and it had a plot about a princess [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► who was fighting like some ogres and [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► then there was a pizza delivery guy and [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► then there was that it was Corvette [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► summer starring Mark Hamill there was [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► all these things right there's all this [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► plot but the but the big climactic scene [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► literally the woman starts having an [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► orgasm and they must have rigged up some [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► sort of like landscaping hose some [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► plastic tube that you would use to water [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► your firm's or something [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► hooked it up somehow in a way that my [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► knowledge of anatomy didn't enable me to [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► like fully grasp [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► and she started to have an orgasm and [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► this foam in like shaving cream lotion [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► starts like founding out of her and it [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► was I must have had something to do with [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► the plot of their movie she was a space [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► princess or something and she had this [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► foamy orgasm but to my fifth grade I it [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► was the most horrifying thing I've ever [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► seen because clearly if you had sex with [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► a girl you need a hazmat team to come in [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► afterwards she was like buried up to her [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► ears in this stuff and traumatize me for [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► four years afterwards in fact ever since [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► then every time i have sex with the girl [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► there's a part of me that things is she [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► going two she one of these girls that's [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► going to have the puzzle i got another [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► machine it was it was something that [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► they they rigged up something it was [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► like a rolling stones video like when [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► they're in the tent the other guys in [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► sales similar six and all of a sudden it [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► was like a foam party it was like a [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► beautifu and a so and again it was [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► coming through kind of like grainy so [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► i'm not sure what I was seeing frankly [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► but my back in my life what's the ok so [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► first of all my first thought on that is [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► that they knew exactly what they were [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► doing and they were sending some kind of [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► black ops false porn signal to keep you [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► to keep you off of it like maybe there [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► will be something like maybe another [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► night like a hot dog fell out or [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► something maybe she came paper clips [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► like something maybe I'm saying maybe [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► they deliberately sent you understand [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► the term for this in your industry will [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► cut the size of its a problem but they [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► probably we're sending some kind of a [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► canary trap kinda like fake signal that [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► they knew with scar an entire generation [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► if they were stealing a uhf TV [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► wow I don't know I don't know I you know [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► the whole like you know I don't wanna [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► get too far into the into the lady parts [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► in the in the liquids but just very [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► disturbing me but i don't know i think i [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► think a lot of the people i thought this [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► about sandwiches that sometimes I think [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► the people who make sandwiches have [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► never eaten a sandwich right i think i [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► think sometimes that the people who are [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► going to say let the little that [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► any parts resemble a sandwich oh you [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► have sensed a 9-volt battery because [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► it's like full-blood never heard that [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► comparison [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► no I guess not there's something to say [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► lady and her down to the basement tastes [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► like a 9-volt battery and some people [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► say oh I see what you're saying you know [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► yeah i was turning 30 more just kind of [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► look like a clown roast sandwich on its [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► side you know is that too like a crispy [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► taco I used to think that no this is [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► terrible [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► yeah okay okay my only thought on this [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► is people make ok so then i used to get [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► this a lot of time you go to the grocery [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► store hungry and you get a sandwich and [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► they make a sandwich that is nothing [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► like any food that I ever had in my life [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► there's no intention of ever being eaten [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► like they would never make themselves [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► this fucking holocaust of a sandwich and [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► then run it right people for example you [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► think like okay the people who work at a [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► bank and have lots of money like they [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► could tell they probably never use our [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► own website because it's so unusable and [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► you never in a million years want to [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► even trust that organization i think a [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► lot of people who like make pornography [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► do not even masturbate [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► I think they have some kind of an [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► artistic vision that statistic is that's [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► probably what I should have said an [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► artistic vision because because i want [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► to fuck what why do I need foam coming [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► out now which is an african-american [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► lady occasionally could tell her [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► background like I said it was kind of [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► pixelated she seemed green and orange [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► but in a color TV they could it was a [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► color TV is it could have been it [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► could've been that she was a space [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► princess and green and orange was [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► actually her that was the makeup she was [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► choosing this is the problem today we've [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► got TV shows you a video-on-demand [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► there's so many ways you there's no way [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► you could have gone back to find out why [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► she had shaving cream coming out of her [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► I vagina [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► no although i did recently remember i [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► had a memory of the same era watching a [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► movie called the great Texas dynamite [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► chase the plot of which was that two [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► girls in halter tops and short shorts [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► Daisy Duke shorts hooked up with a with [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► it like a young cowboy and went on a [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► cross-country crime spree where they [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► were using dynamite to blow up banks or [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► something i don't remember but I saw it [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► when I was young and it was at a time [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► when I was a tremendous pyromaniac [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► and all I wanted in life was to have [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► dynamite [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► I thought if I had a box of dynamite [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► that all my problems would be solved i [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► would never be bullied certainly never [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► want for anything again right what can [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► you not get if you have a box of [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► dynamite [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► what's it's a little bit like today like [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► you feel with money you're like if i [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► have money you know what i mean i can [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► buy what I need and I wasn't worried [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► anymore and if you had yes felt like if [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► I had money I would buy dynamite like [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► dynamite was the thing at the top of the [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► like yes money right in order to get [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► dynamite [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► I could I could skip money and go and [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► just have dynamite and i would i would [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► already be this is the area where you [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► would pick up the the things that they [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► put on the railroad tracks to warn [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► people would have this called the show [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► the torpedoes is just around that era [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► same area I i had i had fireworks [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► catalogs you know I was expelled from I [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► was put on emergency suspension in ninth [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► grade who because i had uh I was [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► basically making pipe bombs then selling [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► them to other kids at this haha ah you [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► were like elementary school Tony Stark [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► you're like selling munitions and [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► materials to tell people yeah I'm [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► ordinances that was called ordinance [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► ordinance i was saying i had suggestions [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► like hey you know will be grateful if [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► you tried to flush down the toilet [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► lighted and then flush it down the [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► toilet [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► that would be hilarious you know I was [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► like Olivia pipe bomb sales fit so I had [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► these i was making pipe bombs and of [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► course I didn't know I'd that well first [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► of all there's no safe way to make pipe [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► bombs and I was practicing I knew enough [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► not to like trying to tamp down [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► gunpowder with a metal spoon but but [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► beyond that like I was not handling this [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► material in safeway this material in a [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► safe way and on top of that like I was I [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► was not even trying to be secretive [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► about it I was like get your pipe bar [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► line up you know in high school they're [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► all kinds of creeps and this is before [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► the before Columbine obviously there's a [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► lot more creativity then [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► yeah you could you could there were a [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► lot of the temple there's a template [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► there were a lot of reasons that a [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► ninth-grader might want a pipe bomb [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► other than like hurting his classmates [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► blowing up the school right you take a [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► pipe bomb lot of reasons you might want [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► and I starter a cat a bike [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► sure just like you know just throw it in [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► the woods and watch the trees fall so [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► yeah they put me on emergency suspension [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► I was suspended [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► I would you know there was a clause in [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► the in the Student Handbook that said [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► like you know your first suspension is [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► three days your second suspension is six [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► days and then you're expelled or [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► something but emergency suspension was a [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► thing where you were at your immediate [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► danger to yourself and others and you [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► could be put on in indefinite immediate [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► indefinite suspension like 17 warmer we [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► do [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► yeah yeah and I oh man i was in trouble [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► I had to meet with the police and [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► serious John [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► yeah and my mom was really she was a [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► good sport about it she made me sit at a [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► table in our kitchen for nine days with [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► my books open in front of me and she [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► would she would like come home from work [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► and give surprise inspections and she [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► wanted to see she wanted to see at the [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► end of the day that I had done homework [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► assignments she would should measure the [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► stack with a ruler you know what I mean [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► like I have to do homework assignments [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► co measure it with having the thing is [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► that's that's just pure and punishment [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► there's nothing wrong there's nothing to [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► reform you there [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► it's just that's pure punishments just [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► sit at this table I do not want you to [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► get up i dunno what I do not want to see [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► a comic-book haven't been read [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► I don't want you to have a glass of [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► water sit at this table he you [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► bomb-making angry and sleep [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► f in class earning a little nice great [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► piece of shit don't understand you're [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► obviously your it sounds like your [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► business had been uncovered were you [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► bringing them to school there were you [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► taking orders and delivering them off [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► site so here's the problem i had a [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► locker full of pop I'll see that's a [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► rookie mistake [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► yeah and my mom [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► I my favorite teacher and mentor and [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► ultimately he became the principal of [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► the school is beautiful [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► no this isn't cool things with full this [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► is Don shackelford Don shackelford was [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► the one who like basically he caught [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► wind of me having these pipe bombs i'm [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► not gonna even mentioned it to him and [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► he ratted me out he ratted me out and he [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► stood there while they all the security [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► guards emptied my locker and let me from [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► the school he stood there calling me an [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► asshole like bombs in your locker you [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► brought bombs to school you asshole and [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► I I felt really betrayed who until you [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► know that is on your side [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► I did I was like done jack afraid you're [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► my guy he's like that with the knot with [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► not when it comes to bombs and then I [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► realized of course he was he he was [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► absolutely right when you realize that [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► like just now you don't blame [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► shackelford anymore i'm still a little [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► mad it's still it's a little bit of a [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► betrayal but I I feel like he probably [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► did the right thing is probably health [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► and safety issues like a let me kids [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► have to some kids have allergies to like [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► like milk and shrimp maybe there was you [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► know just concerned no I'm saying I [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► think he wasn't worried that I was so [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► dangerous as much as I was like selling [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► these things so my mom would say that my [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► mom would say about the reason that you [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► can't leave the house is that it's not [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► you know it's not you that I'm worried [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► about is the rapist in the woods and I'm [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► worried about or whatever or driving [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► that my words not hers but she said you [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► know try i'm not worried about you [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► driving i'm worried about the other [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► people which i think i think she meant [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► and believed and I often think that same [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► thing that's how i feel about these [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► fucking people on the bikes with the [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► stop signs you know what I mean it's [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► like that you know they're they're [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► causing tremendous chaos for people i [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► don't know why they do it and I keep [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► thinking you know this is my theory on [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► this where I'm coming to with this is [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► talking about bicycles who are riding in [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► the street like cars but when they come [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► to stop signs then suddenly they turn [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► into magic bikes that don't have to obey [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► laws [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► oh absolutely well there are some there [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► are some people will say you know it's [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► it's a thing i'm sure you've seen it [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► there I'm no you see important but you [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► know it's thing to just bust through [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► stop signs when you're on a bike because [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► I guess this is the special thing you [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► get to do so [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► there are some people like skateboarders [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► who are really good at it and days they [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► know to at least like turn their head [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► slightly to the left and the right to [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► see if they're about to hit anything but [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► there are you something on the car hit [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► you when you're on a skateboard you [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► really notice it i would say next to [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► maybe like a raccoon or a taco bell [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► rapper you're gonna lose to almost [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► everything went on a bike know your yeah [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► right you're definitely gonna lose to a [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► raccoon to you know what you're right [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► they got those claws and they're very [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► very so you know what i should start [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► over [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► this is so so anyway I'm sure I'm going [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► with this might move up my thought is [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► here's the problem i call this the 2's [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► whole theory and there's one asshole [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► will probably be fine right [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► if one person blows through a stop sign [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► like a fucking sociopath endangering my [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► in my child's life [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► not that I'm angry a bike that's a [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► problem because i'm looking for them [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► right right questions like these folks [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► are super entitled about this and then [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► go you know what to do with corn but [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► yeah well but i like I got a car and I [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► can't see you and you know and I'm [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► looking around for the other assholes [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► and then you fucking blow through a stop [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► sign [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► now my thing is or you know cars [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► obviously car through this to anybody he [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► blows through stop signs and stop lights [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► it's like people who don't stop for [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► ambulances like they should just be put [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► somewhere you always pull over for if [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► you like a gentleman you fucking pull [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► your car over and you sit there you [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► don't get mad you started fucking [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► national anthem and you wait until [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► somebody goes and gets the goddamn life [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► saved [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► yeah it's a gentleman it's a gentleman [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► issue here's the thing what if to it and [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► here's my thing this is actually i have [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► seen literally I setting aside shaving [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► cream coming out of a lady on TV I would [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► have seen my biggest fantasy is for like [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► four bicycles to do that at the same [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► intersection at the same time to make [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► some kind of like you still have myself [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► you know it's all going to be like [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► ironic mustaches and fixes everywhere [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► messenger bags flying through the air [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► think they have history ambulances maybe [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► now you can they come out thinking in [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► Brooklyn they have those acidic [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► ambulances now that little house at work [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► but they're less expensive or how does [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► that work [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► no not at all the the so the the Hasidic [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► Jewish community and in New York Hendrix [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► very tight very tight very close [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► community day and they have their own [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► ambulance service and their own like [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► special Hasidic police who [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► so if you have a crime committed against [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► you don't call the regular cops in here [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► is so making this is such a Saturday [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► Night Live sketch absolutely not google [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► it or or or opinions or whatever I'm [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► doing it yesterday with instead of us [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► instead of sirens it just goes boom [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► no yeah what are you gonna do what are [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► you gonna do [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► yeah 3 also seriously and so but it's a [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► standard emt style set up a general they [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► were in the garb are the EMTs wearing [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► the garb absolutely except on the sides [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► of the ambulances instead of ambulance [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► it says ambulance in Hebrew I'll see [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► that so that's not smart [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► well i guess my question has always been [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► if one of those is driving down the [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► street not on its way to somewhere there [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► just like coming back or something and [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► they see me have a heart attack and [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► they're just driving by eating a [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► pastrami sandwich or whatever are they [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► going to pull over or do I have to tell [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► you what your money will be in a car [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► when this happens [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► no let's say I'm walking down the street [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► in Vienna and they're stopped at a [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► stoplight and i'm walking right in front [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► of them and I go all [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► yeah and i have a heart attack you get [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► hit by hits turnpike let's say I'm [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► walking across the street in brooklyn [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► and it's a four-way stop and for [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► hipsters collide and I get hit with a [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► crank from one of their demolished [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► bicycles is the Jewish ambulance going [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► to help me or like do they have a sworn [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► to the Hippocratic oath or have the I [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► know that that's what do you think [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► that's that's great that's totally [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► different thing that's a new testament [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► here's the thing here's what you need to [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► understand is that there is there is a [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► law about all of this [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► somewhere in a book ok good Samaritan [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► Law that's again the New Testament but [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► but here's the thing is like first of [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► all maybe they would want to be sure [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► that you're not had that you don't have [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► dairy you know and meet online at the [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► same time that's one thing i think i [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► think they would only use a separate set [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► of plates into separate have a separate [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► amulets if they have one ambulance for [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► me and the other for dairy I think up [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► right and have a separate structures for [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► if I get hit if I get hit with a crank [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► from adam from a demolished hipster [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► bicycle and my dairy is separated from [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► my meat [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► haha you should be you should be on the [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► visions I think their dairy in your meat [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► I don't think I want to be safe okay [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► quick concept to see dick acetic porn [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► nevermind I'm just saying I'm just [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► saying that Darien meet you know there [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► is I think porn there's a whole subset [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► of porn now about a like quote-unquote [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► Arab women wearing how big a job I've [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► seen that [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► yeah actually also seen any ladies with [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► the dots oh yeah well that's sexy you [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► like the dot [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► what's that and i've got i have got kind [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► of thing I don't know I you know you're [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► taken which means I didn't sleep ledge [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► what it's like it when the Amish paint [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► the door red it means that you know they [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► have a they have a marriage able [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► daughter what I thought they weren't [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► allowed to use red [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► well there's a whole there's a whole [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► code of what color door what color your [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► front door is in amish culture that [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► indicates to passersby whether you have [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► where your daughters are portable your [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► entire means of ingress and egress is [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► based on on who-who should marry your [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► daughter and what you think our value [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► proposition is you get a door you change [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► your door [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► based on her status I think that's true [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► i think you maybe it's a blue door [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► something like that that must be a big [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► day the your daughter gets to be 14 15 [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► you know maybe by a button not paint the [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► door he wore you know you go you go to [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► how much home depot and get a get a new [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► door i think i think you keep the old [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► door but you painted ok but as far as [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► like sherwin-williams paint [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► yeah that's right they cover the world [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► knowing that i'm sure they make their [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► own pain out of pigments that they grow [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► themselves you don't think that's [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► practical at all [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► ah I thought that was that there was a [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► conceited the English the color [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► yeah i think a lot of coloring buttons [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► well they can play they were blue and [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► and lavender never talk about the time I [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► was on a train up in northern North [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► Dakota and every time the train stopped [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► at this was an Amtrak train on a freight [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► train every time the train stopped all [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► these Mennonites would get on and they [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► were all wearing like a laugh [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► under and peach not peach what am I [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► trying to say lavender and like the [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► shades of kind of green and blue that [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► were like we're still like easy easter a [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► kind of patients [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► yeah yeah and they get they all get on [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► the train in one little tiny North [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► Dakota town and they would write it 2 [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► stops to some other little tiny North [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► Dakota and they all get off the train [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► and some different Mennonites would get [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► on and and I realized that Amtrak is [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► running this like men and I taxi service [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► across the Northern Plains that's the [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► only way they get between these that [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► there are different villages and i'm [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► sure they're putting their marital [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► daughters on these trends and sending [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► them to villages up to figure out like a [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► hanky code which I figure with the [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► college meant no but it's the same i [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► think it is a hanky code here and I [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► think that's what to do that lavender [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► probably means something to you wear [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► like the standard garb [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► it's just that it's in what would [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► normally in like Pennsylvania might be [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► considered kind of a garish yeah that's [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► it but it says like karma taker i'm a [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► giver or whatever right there that's not [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► for stuff like you're into they've got a [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► whole hanky code is very complicated i [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► read about it once it was I had to put [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► it away it was just too much i want to [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► be peed on I want to know if you put in [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► the wrong pocket that gets everything [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► wrong because then you you you you send [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► the wrong message [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► you see what you're really saying is you [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► might be saying that you want to be you [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► want to be the right or not the lady [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► horse if you put that in the right and [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► the wrong pocket you end up there you [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► know there actually was a while in the [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► nineties when I would walk around [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► Capitol Hill Seattle's game neighborhood [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► with a with an assortment of hankies in [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► my back pocket just to scramble the [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► airwaves with off all put a green hanky [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► in my back right pocket not knowing what [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► i meant he didn't research at all not [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► knowing what it symbolized just knowing [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► that it meant something and then I would [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► walk down i had walk around Capitol Hill [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► it means your mucus sending this [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► presenting this message and you know i [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► don't i was just I was just it was just [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► party like culture jamming yeah yeah why [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► you must digital people ever talk to you [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► about it because I think when you do the [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► hankie thing there's a couple messages [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► for the second message is that you know [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► I like blood pit play or poop or lady [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► horses but i think the first messages [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► it's okay for you to come [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► talk to me about this right it's like [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► you know it's like San Francisco's [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► people walking around with two large [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► dogs and they're all mad when you asked [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► about him right now we're talking [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► ridiculous i have two huge Afghans but [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► please don't stop and talk to me about [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► it that's right well but the thing is [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► that means i have five cormorant there's [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► a line around Capitol Hill with a [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► handkerchief in my back pocket is I [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► didn't never stop and slow down but [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► don't you think people have questions so [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► i think they wanted to buy your heart [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► and I was I was like I was like a I was [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► like a blue Angel just coming right down [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► over the over the surface of the lake [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► and just straight strafing the case just [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► straight for them and they'd be like [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► what he did you see him he's into these [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► interview because he wants to be with [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► you fancy lady horse but I think about [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► two blocks away even just completely [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► like immune people completely ignorant [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► of what I had just done you're stirring [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► a pot my friend mom please do i I i had [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► i think we had weird cable by the time i [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► had cable i think i was getting very [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► mature as an industry but my friend had [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► the cable we get the scrambling minutes [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► it's really weird because there's also [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► weird i don't know this is a gay thing [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► I've never thought of it this way but [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► there is kind of thing about watching [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► porn with your friends [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► the in retrospect is kind of weird that [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► seems to me that that should be a that [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► should be you should do that in your [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► Garret well the thing about teenage boys [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► and gayness is that i think i think that [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► the culture i wish the culture when we [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► were teens was more accepting of a [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► little bit more gayness than it was [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► extended then it allowed for like it [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► like that like penis game is sore or one [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► like what kind of gayness [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► well I don't know I feel like when I was [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► about 13 14 [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► I there was there was a window of [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► gayness that i wish i had i wish i had [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► gone i wish i had sat on the the ledge [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► of the sill case of gay i wish i had sat [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► on the sill of gay a little bit with my [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► feet dangling out [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► little bit longer than I did and I was [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► it was absolutely because like now you [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► know I get the feeling that that if you [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► were a teenager and you are sitting [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► around with your friends watching porn [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► and somebody says something kind of gay [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► that you might be a little bit more [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► accepting of it in in the in the in the [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► in the full flush of that moment and at [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► the time when I was a teenager you [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► should you have had to maintain a [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► rigourous rigorous separation you got to [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► say disparaging things about the people [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► yeah oh this is gross that why are we [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► even watching this yeah or that you'll [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► see that's what i would do but I think [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► also you could talk about you know you [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► could remark about how you like that [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► ladies bosom or you could remark about [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► how that person is not as attractive as [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► you would like you get you could remark [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► that that's not the kind of tool belt [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► that cable guy would actually wear em [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► you can point out you know I don't know [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► if I knew that much about tool belts but [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► I was always changing the subject [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► moments like that always changing the [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► subject but i look back i look back at [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► that time I think I can think of a [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► couple of a couple of specific episodes [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► where there was where I was a [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► thirteen-year-old and there was another [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► 13 year old and he he said something [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► like what [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► after school we would be like playing [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► stickball or whatever it is the kids do [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► I don't remember being a kid but but we [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► are but he would he would insult me in [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► such a way that we would start wrestling [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► i would grab him and then we'd be [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► wrestling and you're 13 it's like what [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► are you wrestling about you're not [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► really wrestling [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► oh I think I know what you mean yeah he [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► was taunting me but he was taunting me [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► because he wanted to wrestle [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► mhm and then I was like I'll get you and [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► then we're wrestling and it's kind of [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► like work we're all tangled up with each [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► other in a kind of wrestle e-ring and [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► and you want to say and I look back at [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► those I'm like oh we were being we were [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► we were experimenting we were being gay [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► with each other [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► and if we had just had a lift we had a [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► little bit more freedom in those moments [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► we would have been able to just be like [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► just full-on gay about it is it seems [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► like a fall somewhere between ballroom [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► dancing and spitballs and obviously [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► dancing is an opportunity to be very [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► very close to a woman in a way that [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► would hopefully not be very threatening [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► to her usual you know you both get to [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► have this public thing if you think [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► about dancing is pretty crazy i close [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► the tray put your arm around her [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► oh my gosh I remember I remember just [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► finding it so disorienting but like [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► think about dancing like it's pretty [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► intimate to dance clothes dance with [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► somebody putting a spit balls in your [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► little bit younger [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► you wanna get a girl's attention you [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► throw things out and that becomes [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► acceptable kind of form of intercourse [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► it's the throw things at a lady or a [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► different pigtails in your inkwell [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► precisely and then you get you get hit [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► with the ruler where the Hickory stick [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► yeah with the hickory smoked the Hickory [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► stick that's pretty that's probably you [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► know there's probably a handkerchief for [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► that is by hickory handkerchief [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► okay i think i think that at my fear at [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► the time was that if you went too far if [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► you went too far like with your your if [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► wrestling turned to frottage and you [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► went too far and UX and you exhibited [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► like actual sexual interest in another [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► boy even though that's clearly what he [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► was doing even that's that's clearly [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► what you were both doing but if you went [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► too far [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► you could never go back you would have [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► it in your mind that you had done that [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► you were a perv or the you were gay [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► right uue it would flip a switch and [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► once you have done it you could not you [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► could never take it back right this was [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► the proper this was the idea that i [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► think the only a homosexual rubicon yeah [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► right exactly all the all the boys carry [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► this in their head that there that the [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► the if you cross this line then you're [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► in trouble and now as a as a fully grown [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► person I realized oh no you can cross [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► that line freely it is not a Rubicon it [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► is not even really a guarded border it's [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► just a it's just a path lot of freshers [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► edge a lot of pressure there is there is [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► will even now I mean even now there's a [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► lot of pressure on guys to not be game I [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► even with this term down low [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► oh absolutely it's that's how African [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► America [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► and get to suck each other's cocks it [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► really true is it really a thing or is [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► it like an urban myth [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► no it's absolutely so i I don't I mean I [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► heard about this a while back and I [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► don't know but supposedly it's a you [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► tell me we tell me that hurts phenomenon [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► where it's believed that amongst some [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► man I AG led to believe african-american [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► men that like if you're getting your [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► dick sucked you're not gay right [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► absolutely second fact in fact that's [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► the source of my mind of a man by [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► another man right it's the source of one [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► of the long winters is favorite means [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► from the early days which was [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► look I'm not gay I just can't keep these [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► faggots from sucking my cock that were [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► there was a there was there was a I'm [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► sorry [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► you know you got quote comedy things but [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► there is a headline in the onion that [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► long time ago that I every time I think [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► of it I still with which its why do all [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► of these helmets sexuals keep sucking my [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► cock i think it's i think it's all [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► probably like a bill hicks routine reels [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► all these fucking faggots a tiny in [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► bathrooms constantly want to suck my [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► cock it seems like i can't go more than [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► a couple hours standing in a bathroom [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► for two hours until some fat comes up [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► and wants to suck my cock and I I hate [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► these guys [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► yeah well I think it's actually that [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► that kind of down low [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► that phrase is very much in the American [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► black culture but i think it's i think [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► that attitude provides in in Arab [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► cultures like men are able to be [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► physically affectionate with each other [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► up all the way up to and including sex [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► with each other and it's much more it's [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► much it's thought of as a kind of [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► fraternal bond and much less of an of an [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► aberration you know and that's pal they [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► keep the peace in the streets but wonder [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► how many african-american men that are [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► comfortable another man not gay suck [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► your cock would be comfortable like [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► sitting around naked in a hot tub it's [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► not nearly as intimate but it's much [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► more gay seeming probably in that [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► culture you know I don't know you know [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► there are also a lot of I mean I I think [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► downloads of is a as i looked it up on [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► wikipedia it's necessarily a documented [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► ok part of the competition [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► down low is an african american slang [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► term for first-rate subculture men who [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► usually identifies heterosexual but who [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► have sex with men [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► that's the short description they often [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► avoid sharing this information with [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► female sexual partner so it seems like a [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► terrible idea [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► yeah I understand why you wouldn't want [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► to share that but yeah I mean it seems [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► like a good idea at the time but you [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► know there's also the the the sort of [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► the understanding about an [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► african-american culture that that kinda [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► lingus is kind of not in front and also [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► the blacks can't swim [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► haha really scared of water because i [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► did that did that does go ping pong get [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► me what silver finger fucking you know [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► You Know Who I people were talking like [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► what is the deal with swimming [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► I keep thinking about your angry angry [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► still have come from what is the do they [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► but me and talk about [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► compartmentalization it you know it's in [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► there you know after this goes straight [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► back to your point that I guess that [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► there shouldn't be [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► just because you're having oral sex as a [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► recipient [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► I mean that Kenny I guess in the top [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► bottom thing that makes you look at a [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► tapas person right you're the receiver a [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► pleasure is that the idea you're the one [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► is running the show you know this is a [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► this you bring up a very interesting [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► question i have never fully understood [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► the blowjob politics of the of the gays [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► because there's definitely like giver [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► and Taker of the the buttsex it's not [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► it's not like doing dishes they don't [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► just need to alternate you know trying [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► to assume that that's true but but but [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► I'd see this is the thing I in [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► heterosexual sex for a thousand years at [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► least at least when I was a when I was a [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► kid the thousand years at least 24 the [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► thousand years that I've been on this [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► planet undying never aging like sex [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► seemed like it was yeah i was just sort [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► of like that happen the in the [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► handmaid's tale it happened through a [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► hole in a sheet and you never saw the [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► other person and you exchange [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► no kind words with them it was strictly [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► like a missionary position type of thing [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► but you introduce the you introduce an [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► awareness of dominance and Submission [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► into it right if you if you're unaware [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► of dominance and submission or at least [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► like if you are if you're not up front [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► about it you're having all this [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► dominance and Submission play but your [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► baby but you're not you're not it's not [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► over [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► right but as soon as everybody knows [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► that those are things that are in play [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► insects like are you dominant are you [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► dominating me right now my being [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► submitted my doing it for am i doing it [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► for fun or am i doing it because I'm [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► really submissive like to you and I have [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► only have sex where your dominant and [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► submissive over to the roles change can [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► we in warning about like legit strictly [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► kinky sex her and like and like normal [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► girls that's the thing like it used to [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► be kinky to even use the words dominant [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► and submissive what you're talking about [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► you're talking about like you young [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► couples having having gleeful sex in a [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► meadow or even normal even normal like [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► old Valerie the ls exactly see ok where [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► where it's like all right when i was 21 [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► i would never have used the word [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► dominant or submissive sounds a little [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► gay tell ok it sounds well or it sounds [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► just like yeah little bit aggressive at [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► least a little tweaky right but as you [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► get older and you realize like right in [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► every in in in every let's say you're [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► having sex with somebody for 45 minutes [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► I can currently 45 minutes from start to [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► finish it by 45 contiguous minutes it's [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► not over series of months [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► no okay 45 minutes but it that could [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► include drinks and dinner and apologies [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► and apologies afterwards in mic in my [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► case 45 minutes is just enough time [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► because i like to take the panties off [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► very slowly it starts the clock starts [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► running when i touch the panties panties [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► at the ankles 45 minutes later in any [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► case the idea of like okay in this [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► 45-minute period we are you're going to [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► dominate you're going to be dominant for [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► a little bit i'm going to be dominant [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► we're going to flip back and forth [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► ultimately I'm going to be [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► more dominant mean these are ideas that [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► then I think you know you're doing [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► dominant in a sense of like you decide [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► what to do you do it rough like what is [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► what do you mean if you're outside of if [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► you're outside of like the community [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► you're talking about like normal people [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► because i'm just guessing a lot of [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► ladies probably don't get to push around [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► and say hey you know what take a walk [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► downstairs [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► I think they do you know I think that's [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► part of I think that's part of healthy [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► sex and it's and it at the most of the [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► most vanilla it's just a question of [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► like who's on top [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► yeah first base right and then you go [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► and then as you get more and more [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► serious about it it's like okay now I'm [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► noms I'm restraining you right now I'm [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► actually kind of holding you down now [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► I'm just kind of pretending to cut off [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► your air for a while anything a lot of [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► women do that demand just for fun just [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► to that event for no reason i'm going to [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► choke you a little until you take out [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► the trash [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► I you know I like to use to two [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► different shades of what you're talking [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► about there could be way more and i [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► really would really rather not talk [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► about any of this but but but there's [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► there's there's two on the one hand [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► which you can learn to is is a kind of [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► like you know a BDSM community kind of [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► thing where you're like that's right i [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► like to you know I like to dress like a [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► cowboy or whatever netflix ring like to [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► be a lady horse or lady horse but you [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► know but here's the thing there's a big [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► difference between like we're gonna have [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► a little play here and we both agreed [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► with the script is versus I just like [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► joking people are demanding or demanding [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► the people for late me or you know or [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► whatever there's a big difference a big [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► difference and maybe that's your point [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► but you know i think i think the point [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► is that the those are the people that [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► are like out there on the friendship [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► that has been that has been introduced [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► to mainstream American culture and maybe [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► it's because i live in the city and then [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► i'ma rock musician that I that you know [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► that that I could have the pinky up the [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► butt sometimes I where everything gets [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► the spotlight fats photos i wear [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► different colored handkerchiefs in my [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► back pocket unaware [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► what it means and then I'll follow [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► people based on the signals they give me [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► but it seems like dan Savage for [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► instance his column has introduced these [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► a lot of these words a lot of these [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► concepts into mainstream culture so that [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► you can no longer you can no longer say [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► with a straight face that you don't know [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► what a dirty sanchez is where 25 years [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► ago nobody knew in turkey sandwiches to [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► get dirty sanchez ever happened that was [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► all the time [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► I mean like actually happens or real [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► dirty sanchez 1y of the word happens all [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► the time but it seems that actually [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► happens to you think everything happens [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► and and part of it and this is this is [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► part of dealing with with the with kinky [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► culture i got from within kinky culture [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► to get food people feel like they are [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► like it's really a question of like [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► their needs and their rights and their [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► you know what i mean and from without [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► taking culture it's very easy and I do [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► it to to say like what happened to you [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► that you can enjoy normal sex [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► why do you have to get poop on your face [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► like and how the game buddy I don't [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► think that many people outside of [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► Germany actually enjoy that [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► well people enjoy the other problem and [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► I'd literally don't wanna talk about [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► this anymore but the but the problem is [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► that it being an asshole it's not the [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► same thing as being dominant in fact [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► it's kind of the opposite of that know [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► being an asshole is just being announced [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► just being an asshole and I think that [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► the problem is when you start [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► introducing this kind of terminology dan [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► Savage notwithstanding i think i think [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► you're basically telling a lot of people [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► that there's there's a fancy upscale [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► urban name for being a dick [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► Oh No being a dick is being a dick and [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► BM and like that's part of your bit [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► you've worked at a time dominance and [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► submission is a thing that people [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► well it's just natural okay you cannot [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► have to you cannot have wealth in [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► everything in life there is one there's [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► always every interaction there's an [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► unequal power thing you know and i think [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► part of the part of the problem with our [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► generation is that we were raised to [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► think that any exercise and any exercise [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► of power over another person is [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► undemocratic [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► and bad you know right and it's not [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► every station get out whether they're [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► being choked [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► exactly well it's not Yeah right right [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► do I mean that it is one thing to [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► consent it's another thing to it's [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► another thing to like reflexively [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► require consent for everything you do I [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► feel like we are about two paragraphs [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► away from just look at what she was [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► wearing [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► why do why do you have words like [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► material and ordinance that are [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► deliberately spelled wrong is that an [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► army thing just a fuck yes it's French [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► material is different from material [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► right because it is because it comes [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► from when the French were the great war [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► makers as I'm guessing that's a pretty [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► long time ago [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► uh well yeah they were great war makers [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► a long time but the technology right [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► that good they were good they like they [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► make trouble shades and stuff right [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► they did but also you know it in the [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► united kingdom because the French were [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► because after the Norman Conquest the [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► French the lower the royal family in [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► England spoke French for many years [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► after and there's a thing in English law [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► where they actually the lawyers and the [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► courts in England continue to speak [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► French all the way up like through the [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► 18th century so there are all these [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► terms in English law that are that are [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► spoken French still because of this [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► because of well basically because the [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► norman conquest and and that's also true [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► in war-making and the terms of art and [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► politics and some for yourselves that i [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► never found the actual education for [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► this and you know what french means [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► insects course [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► oh uh surrendering did he get that means [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► i think that means to be office [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► um I'm not going to get you off of [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► anything John if we're gonna have listen [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► let me just explain one thing to do and [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► i will cut this out if I have to but I [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► want to find one thing if we are going [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► to be in business to get there if we are [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► going to cash out if we are going to if [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► we are going to have an exit event a [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► good lucky bucket [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► you gotta go with the hankie in my back [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► pocket symbolizes I don't think it would [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► be single thing in the world I want to [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► know less than the color of your hanky [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► is that book on your resume can resumes [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► if we're gonna do Jews bones of work to [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► do bukkake bucket [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► we're gonna have to work very closely [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► and I want to ask the fucking ground [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► rules i'm going to talk about sex i [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► don't want to talk about power [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► I don't want to wrestle I don't wanna [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► wrassle right okay you're a politician [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► you don't want to talk about politics i [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► will talk about Hitler or the Cold War [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► you're living in a stockade you're like [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► so you're like some some some army guide [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► and they're loud in my engine starting [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► right don't have to think about you [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► having an orgasm and that's a happy [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► fucking stockade up and now let me know [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► i have never had a girl you mean fake [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► i have never had a girl you mean fake [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► no no long ah god four kinds of kids [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► candy corn antenna incidental boners [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► that's going to be a good title dancing [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► spitballs well I i should have eaten but [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► you know we don't work together you got [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► out of the probably continue I i have [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► you ever heard of BB cafe like BB cafe [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► bbkf a bi bi cafe [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► no no just units this is something that [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► i don't know if i don't know if i should [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► even mention this to you because you're [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► going I'm going to guess not going to [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► change your life god it is coffee [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► it's Italian yeah it's coffee and fizzy [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► water together in a bottle [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► it's not like Christmas porn though like [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► while you fuck up to good things [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► no no you got it this stuff it's coffee [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► and fizzy water mineral water like [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► seltzer such sensor ok and it's [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► concentrated and you pour in a you pour [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► over ice then you add a little cream [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► sounds refreshing and it turns into this [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► fizzy coffee milkshake dental super [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► centaurum well-liked foamy girl judges [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► how God and it is incredible [TS]