Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John how are you hi Berlin [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► how's it going man John Roderick no it's [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► not a good song [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► no you don't like that it's a marquee [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► like marches you know what I did I i [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► cribbed a little bit from Janet Jackson [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► and I think that's what you should do [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► you should go back to the great stars of [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► our youth and and find a song [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► ok make some notes I mean you know what [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► I didn't have to find it it's like a [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► kind of synesthesia when I hear your [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► name as i hear your voice [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► huh who had that was it baudrillard [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► Baudelaire body and who had somebody had [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► that first beaudry Audrey was the guy [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► that says that this is some the TV guy [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► that's not going [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► that's one thing of you know I you know [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► I tell my daughter this you know [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► anything about Bruce Lee and this is [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► true and Bruce Lee success you know [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► because he's a great actor is a terrific [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► actor [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► yeah you know that thing is he's very is [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► a very moving story very moving story [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► but you know what i heard Bruce Lee says [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► bruce lee says if you want to break a [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► board and I'm again i'm not really sure [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► how effective that is from day to day [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► but if you want to break a board you [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► know what you donate for the board homo [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► Game two inches behind the board [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► wow that affects me in day-to-day life [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► you keep your painting two inches behind [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► the board I've never hit a board but I [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► know when it happens I have a pretty [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► good idea where to aim at something and [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► he shouldn't think he might have done [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► that metrics isn't from hong kong [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► oh yeah but that was before metrics were [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► invented ok that's how am I Thurman got [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► out of that coffin was buried six feet [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► underground [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► oh and that the number with the guy [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► likes feet [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► that's right I said that was ok ok I [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► think about that all the time because i [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► have a have a lot of I'm a [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► claustrophobic and I have a fear of [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► being buried alive [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► but but but you know that's how you [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► probably research this in your many [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► sleepless nights you know that's a thing [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► right you're not alone in that in my [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► long shot [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► Oh about being buried i haven't [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► researched it because it's not think [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► that that is not a topic that I want to [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► socially networked ok ok so you're not [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► on Cora like asking questions about or [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► ask metafilter like the best way to deal [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► with no selling I just want to put out [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► of my mind when it comes into my mind i [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► asked myself how did this get in my mind [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► just look to get out can be honest I [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► don't buy that is that right [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► oh you kidding me you keep cigarettes [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► around your house just to make yourself [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► stronger seems to me like you're the [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► kind of person who might actually I [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► don't know if you want to get can [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► strengthen his coffin but you would get [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► some kind of a coffin that you could [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► practice with em it's really even [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► talking about it now is giving me the [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► creepy-crawlies I think it was a pole [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► there i think it was i have to look this [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► up i think it was a girl and Poe had the [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► same you know what did he do the thing [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► where they put the item in the brick the [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► guy into the Cask of Amontillado cask of [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► amontillado I think he had some kind of [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► a special coffin that had like hinges [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► and a phone here and he had a plan this [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► I'm sorry I don't wanna upset you but it [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► just seems to me that your man who [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► arguably thrives if you like lives by by [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► confronting your fears don't think Edgar [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► Allan Poe had a phone in his coffin [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► I don't have a way to prove that just [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► just look just going back on the [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► timeline who you don't think so not at [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► all he couldn't have like guy I don't [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► matter how to bail i think i'm gonna [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► give me a quick one hit [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► he's alive you need a pretty big fucking [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► belt if you heard six feet under [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► well I think what it is is a you have to [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► bury it's too late for the bell but [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► during the period during the period [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► where you can actually just knock on it [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► and get people's attention to something [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► like a mausoleum [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► yeah right okay maybe I he expected to [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► be buried above-ground what about when [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► you call your Butler don't you pull like [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► a large silk rope and then that rings in [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► the butler's pantry [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► well what do i do know about the [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► Centurion supertrain ring on supertrain [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► have a butler's pantry the pantry guy [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► but here around the house i just use one [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► of those uh Lula's did you know that [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► those spread disease Lulu's turns out [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► that is oh it was Lucilla's ya think [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► about that think about of Missoula and I [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► think it was the zoo [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► I don't know how to pronounce I don't [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► really care but there was this is a [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► thing when you had the soccer thing a [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► few years ago people people in southern [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► countries they get this thing and I [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► think it's a little bit like those horns [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► that you would buy at a shitty carnival [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► i can show for really like the drive [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► your car around [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► no like a shofar the other and that you [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► know the Jewish concrete yet to conquer [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► ok they get to talk when they have the [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► chauffeur [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► oh so you're saying is that the talking [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► stick at a camp here exactly except that [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► I've been carrying it with him through [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► the desert that doesn't involve puppets [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► at all what the Jewish religion you know [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► what's going on about this little [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► puppetry in it that's true I so you're [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► saying the vuvuzela is a disease [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► spreader because it's a because as [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► people go blah into it broadcasts their [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► germs or just established for our for [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► listeners you're not familiar with the [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► soccer disease that when i was a kid [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► there was lots of really stupid shit [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► that you would buy a carnival they would [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► either break and or become useless like [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► the song we parted like the thing dogs [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► dog on a leash i can remember the coke [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► bottle that had been stretched so it was [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► really tall that's mysterious I just [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► kept thinking about easy that would be a [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► break or the or the dog leash but there [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► was no dog visible possible so nicely [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► you could also like if you finally came [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► to air lots of cocaine red laser scanner [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► 38 special who do you think of who you [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► associate with coke mirrors [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► uh I'm sure I think 38 specials pretty [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► that's a pretty good grab em I'm gonna [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► say also about Van Halen is a big coke [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► mirror thing you think they saw any [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► money from that [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► now that was before you could track all [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► that stuff down i don't really [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► first-rate bring coke mirrors all across [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► America if they had a friend they have [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► phones at the time of Van Halen they [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► didn't have phones but not in traveling [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► carnivals traveling carnivals did all [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► their business center but like at a [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► phone booth like out by the highway [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► ok alright kinda you know i mean i do [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► i'm just thinking I could see my can [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► think getting on getting on whatever [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► version of a carnival person uses for a [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► phone and saying what the fuck what the [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► fuck where's our words are two central t [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► on all these coconut we want our cocaine [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► cut one bump is what's called a bump [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► yeah we want to bump what we want a [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► little bump yeah well the thing that [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► used to mystify me was those those [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► feathered Roach clips that wrote the [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► threat you get those the carnival [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► I don't understand what they're for I [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► think there's so many drinks at a [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► carnival that involve make-believe [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► druggies work seems to me that if you [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► were really serious about it I don't [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► know if I've dick okay once i didn't do [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► a lot for me but I'm just thinking the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► right a little funny its robustness [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► holiday for you haha all right Matt down [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► ok I will come to that um what is this [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► drug [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► Oh it makes you a makes you feel real [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► good general wrong [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► oh ok um I'm just thinking that if [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► you're someone who was really serious [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► about cocaine a you probably aren't [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► hanging out at a carnival you're [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► probably you're probably hanging out [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► with hookers and people who pretend to [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► like you so you can get a free bump off [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► oh that's where you're wrong my friend [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► okay well it's okay this is what this is [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► where I need more of your wish so i'm [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► thinking you could get going to buy a [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► glass a glass coffee table or possibly a [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► peter frampton live record em you're [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► going to use that now i don't know the [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► razors i have rolled wheat on those but [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► now and he did you eat had cocaine [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► before I've had to ok i think that the [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► coke i think that the cocaine mirror was [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► was more of a decorative element then [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► and then truly like I mean if you're [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► when it's time to cut up some cocaine [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► who I figure out you're going to use a [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► peter frampton album [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► you're not gonna you're not gonna take [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► your van Halen mirror down off the wall [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► doesn't harm the resale value of the [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► fraction album yeah well ensign right [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► whatwhat resale value their god i was [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► listening to that Peter Frampton the [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► other day on the radio [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► well I can't account for it i really [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► can't i okay I'm glad you said it and I [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► mean I never told you my story about the [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► records that accidentally got delivered [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► to my house you got accidental records [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► did you sign up for one of those record [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► programs and then accidentally ordered a [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► bunch of not paying for them later [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► I one copy of sports by Huey Lewis heart [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► my credit forever up because you didn't [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► because they got you [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► the guy was a triumph that know all the [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► transfers are there was an alliance or [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► something was one of their like mid [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► eighties ones students say all the [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► triumph records were bad it was it was [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► like a like brownies version of rush i [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► like that you think i'm gonna fake rush [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► yeah they were fake rush maybe we try to [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► sing high and stuff but 38 special was [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► fake Skynyrd no no they were there they [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► have a huge pop sensibility also to [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► triumph the high disagree you don't want [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► the triumph was the pop rush that's [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► exactly and triumph or during the Age of [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► paola triumph got their shit jammed into [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► heavy rotation on MTV and that's why [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► people know try emphasis MTV oh you bet [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► that the fight the good fight video [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► constantly that was something i'm [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► talking about album-oriented radio a [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► holiday or in Canada that's right aor [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► missed the cut you and say oh you are up [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► some poutine [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► I didn't even know that triumph was on [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► MTV because i was too busy driving [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► around behind now awaiting release your [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► locomotive or is your flame and should [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► you be riding around in the passenger [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► seat have a Piper Cub of my friends out [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► of Fox [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► listening to trial and ammonia is all [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► summer i got damaged on I can i point [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► out one thing just in passing and [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► fucking i never got back to the movies [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► umas rock [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► here's the thing John I you mention this [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► before in a previous visit but you did [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► actually once in what I think was what [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► you thought seemed like a jockey Weibo [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► is obviously serious when I wanted to [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► drive one time you offered to put a [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► broom stick up my ass [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► you've never not driven and so my [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► question to you is we know from pump [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► chili we know from mr. concentration [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► these people driving around that you [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► have a suspended license and how did you [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► handle it [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► why are people always driving around [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► John will be that bad but in this [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► particular instance will be around on [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► record and Frampton powder know what was [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► 14 when we're driving at that point [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► no I had well your precocious John [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► technically here's here's how i learned [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► to drive can my dad had an Audi 5000 but [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► it was a diesel and it had a manual [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► transmission and he took me out in the [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► town of Girdwood Alaska which was at the [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► time of town that had no paved roads it [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► was just a little dirt town ski village [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► and he showed me how the manual [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► transmission work and we worked on it [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► you know until I could get the car going [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► i was i guess i was 15 i just turned 15 [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► and then periodically on his whim a it [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► would never happen when I asked to put [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► on his whim he would throw me the keys [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► and say go practice the car you quit [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► doing the voice [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► he'd say go practice the crime go drive [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► around [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► yeah but here's a rule don't know don't [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► go over 30 miles an hour without warning [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► he would just spring it on you don't [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► over 30 quiz hotshot and so [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► oh ok so i would get that you know i'm [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► 15 right and i would go out and get in [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► the cards started up i stall it a couple [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► times I get it going and then he would [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► drive all over Girdwood and pick up [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► every kid I knew [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► and we would go out to the airport the [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► Girdwood airport which was a dirt runway [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► about a mile long and we start at one [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► end of the runway [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► ok driving on the runway with and weed [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► flora and you know it's a diesel right [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► so it takes risks and operating airport [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► where planes went landed and took off [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► well yeah but it but it's one of those [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► Alaska airports where if you're if [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► you're if you're a little airplane [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► you're flying into the airport you look [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► down and you see if there's anybody [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► around and it's really more like an [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► off-ramp there's yeah there's a [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► frequency that you get on the radio and [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► you say Girdwood traffic this is Cessna [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► 634 mike alpha or whatever a is there [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► anyone in the anyone around and then you [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► take your hand off the microphone if [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► nobody says anything that you're like [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► okay it's all me you don't expect it to [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► have an Audi 5000 we didn't have a radio [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► obviously but we put guitar awfully my [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► place we'd started one another one way [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► and we Florida but you know it's a [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► runway right so you have all the time in [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► the world and the and how he would get [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► up 215 miles an hour however fast this [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► thing could go i would pull the [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► emergency brake and we would spin and [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► spin and spin if you want anything you [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► want anything about the middle of this [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► runway you know it's all and all i do i [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► mentioned it was covered with snow and [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► ice right [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► hello winter so we could pull but you [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► didn't right over the turkey and this [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► thing would just spin like a top you [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► know it was so great i mean obviously at [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► any second we could have hit a divot or [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► whatever and and rolled it 30 times but [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► it never happened and then i would drive [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► a drive back and and my dad the keys be [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► like I learned a lot I that really [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► getting it [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► I'm really getting it down and he never [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► he never caught on urgently the key [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► really needy know what you're up to and [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► know your trouble here yeah he knew i [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► was doing something but I don't think [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► anybody expects a fifteen-year-old to go [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► drive is dad's car down a runway I mean [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► it's I don't think that was that that's [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► the thing that's not about me and nature [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► didn't [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► never ever thing that you're doing what [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► you doing maybe they can't even conceive [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► of my dad learned to drive in a model a [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► you know it's not eat it never occurred [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► to him that I would be doing speed [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► trials a emergency brake Speed Trials [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► even before even before you get up i [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► guess you were deep in auto didacticism [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► even before you realized because you're [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► doing everything on cable TV don't do [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► this shows where they show how you can [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► become like it like a secret agent [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► chauffeur like you get one of those [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► heavily armored cars it's just super [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► super heavy because you you need a [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► special kind of chauffeur if you're [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► going to have an armored you know sedan [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► you don't know how to get out like a [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► drug dealers and surround you how you [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► get out [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► well that's why Diana Princess of Wales [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► the princess of wales died because your [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► chauffeur was a hack [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► oh and he was wasn't he working for the [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► other side he's like a double agent [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► sufficient for well I don't know that's [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► what they said he was definitely working [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► for fayeed or who or whatever her [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► boyfriend's name was but you know he was [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► drunk and he obviously didn't know how [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► to drive his car because he crashed the [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► second project management you know pick [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► one like he could be drunk or a double [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► agent you know or one of the things you [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► shouldn't do all this cartridge am i [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► right though they're extremely heavy [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► because the armory and I don't know if [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► the glass makes it heavier the [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► specialized are very heavy very heavy [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► they are good mileage they don't get [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► good mileage but I did learn to recover [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► my car I reply learn to recover from [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► almost any kind of spin [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► I mean I've spun out a lot of cards but [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► i but I you know I had learned to [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► recover because i had done all this like [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► heavy heavy crazy out-of-control car [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► work when I was young but my dad did [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► catch on to it later because that was [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► all I did to that car but when he caught [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► on to it when the when the cars expected [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► lifespan of 350,000 miles or whatever [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► was was dramatically truncated it was [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► like who has his car [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► why is this car falling apart it's only [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► got 60,000 miles on it also as a hit [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► over the head to get the get your place [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► every couple weeks to replace the [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► extremely odd pattern on the tires the [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► front left and back right show a lot of [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► wear on the outside edges mr. Roderick [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► your anti-sway bars are bent beyond [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► recognition [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► mechana can account for it he makes [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► pretty good cars right as a German car [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► out he does make good cars and we we [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► drove we drove out he's my dad my dad [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► picked out he's for many years we had a [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► succession of them and they always were [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► they ran like tanks but a bit of course [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► maintenance costs what they now with no [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► I'll see might I had a 1970s VW bus [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► which had you know what I had 12 what [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► the in-between ones between the two [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► models before the Porsche engines [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► yeah I didn't have a Porsche no not from [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► like a 911 but like you know but I had [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► one it was between the pop-up it was [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► going to my hinged like the jurors had [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► hinge at an angle so you're hot but but [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► oh you're talking about a camper yet [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► again camper I can also you had like [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► that like that like a band i had a [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► camper that was totally sweet [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► wow yeah yeah was awesome sounds like a [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► real real love camper [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► well I mean the backseat turned into an [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► extremely awkward bed if that's what [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► you're asking [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► mmhmm yeah I learned from a Christian [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► friend Chris who hadn't even though we [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► had like making 65 and 66 bus and they [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► said you should always keep it in this [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► little closet open all doors like a tiny [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► little Closet in their super cool yeah [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► he always keep a oppressed white shirt [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► preferably in the dry cleaning bag in [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► there because you will eventually have [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► an appearance in court if you don't have [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► an and so I just as a real he's a real [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► smooth got chris is once I learned so [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► much from chris and and so I learned to [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► always keep an appearance in court shirt [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► with me wherever I go [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► that's very smart because you see if you [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► show up here wearing like a kind bud [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► shirt red and green right you know stash [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► right if he said uh I pasa actually [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► caught on fire in sprague Washington is [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► that right we're not changing the oil [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► now they're you know they're air-cooled [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► that's my problem i sees my not because [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► it wasn't changing the oil enough [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► no III triggz oil but that I think what [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► it was the best it actually had a [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► cracked block and I drove it for a long [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► time just [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► short distances with him but I took it [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► on a long road trip in it caught on fire [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► it is that the same that same Chris he's [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► just the best we had AI had a what is it [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► was a gasket header gasket that you had [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► one of those header gaskets he came over [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► my house one day and he said this was [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► going to happen he said what we're going [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► to do and it honestly thought it might [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► as well have been like a Brothers Grimm [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► thing i no fucking idea how this is [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► going to happen he came over to my house [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► with like to scissor jacks and a small [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► tool box and a few hours later we had [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► taken out my engine replaced the gasket [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► and it was the most magic we just move [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► you put this is Jack's up and then you [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► just roll it a little bit and you taking [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► the engine out of your car and you're [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► repairing your and we have the book that [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► little cartoony book that everybody had [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► the via awesome VW yeah you know for not [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► for dummies but you know what i mean an [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► awesome and you know car can book about [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► how to fix your VW i remember well and [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► it worked [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► we did it i mean you understand for me [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► like I don't know how to make chocolate [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► milk right there blew my mind [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► guys like that I have always loved and [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► admired so much the ones that are like [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► oh oh you have a blown head gasket here [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► let me come over and help you fix it [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► I wish I had that I had a fiat spider [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► for a long time and a friend of mine [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► came over and changed all the struts on [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► it for me one afternoon didn't even put [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► it on a jack like a and just set up on a [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► milk crate like a great guy and he ended [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► up being he's like a physicist working [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► for the manhattan project i mean i guess [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► they-- the Manhattan Project kind of [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► been to Manhattan Project to it's good [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► it's kind of been a been like slits a [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► little slower over there red and had a [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► project central but no he's working for [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► the government making nuclear bombs [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► she's an engineer he's a physicist [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► shouldn't say don't say they'll say yeah [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► um you get clearances for that kind of [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► stuff here's the thing now is within [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► that little anymore now that will have [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► now the Russians are two aren't on a big [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► threat that they all the nuclear stuff [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► sorry right out in the open it comes the [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► cold war have a website now they're like [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► here's what we're doing here is how we [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► make the bombs no worries just get PDF [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► yeah yeah the PDF but that experience I [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► had had a big effect on the first of all [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► make me feel extremely like a penis [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► listen competent man [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► but it also is so cool i really get like [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► car guys now because back then before [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► you get all the stuff like rpw now walk [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► with the nation 296 VW but still it's [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► got the thing where you plug in the [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► thing and it tells you what's wrong with [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► the car [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► you know what i mean but back then it i [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► think it's kind of cool that especially [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► with VW's again you know there's [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► something you gotta give the Germans [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► credit for and in that case like having [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► having a kind of engine a true people's [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► car if you like or you could actually do [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► that yourself was was really inspiring [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► know that they're about as complicated [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► as a sewing machine or even less [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► complicated than the sauces this your [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► cell i have sowed I did learn to sew and [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► I still I still don't understand how you [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► feel but somebody's going to start a [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► wiki about how full of shit you are no [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► no I learned to sew and you're like [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► darning are you talking about like [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► making assume no why can't make a suit [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► but I learned to sew because because i [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► don't like to throw clothes away when [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► they have a minor imperfection and so I [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► used to bring my clothes to my mom when [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► I was in high school and say can you fix [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► ripped jacket can you fix this pair of [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► trash jeans or whatever and my mom had [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► comes from that sort of depression-era [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► way of thinking where it's like who you [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► can keep you can keep a piece of [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► clothing going only so long but I [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► believe she actually has a she carries a [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► white pressed shirt everywhere she goes [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► and a certain point she felt like these [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► clothes were were reflecting poorly on [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► the family like that i was out there [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► wearing these patched look you know like [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► a hobo which is what i was shooting for [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► who she was like no it's time to retire [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► this garment learning hobo [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► oh yeah right i look like a man who had [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► once held high station in life [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► good who was only 16 but had already [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► fallen and then complaint has been [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► lodged and he was he was leaving he had [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► moved from Oklahoma to the Central [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► Valley of California and he was just [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► looking for work he saw an ad that [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► they're great farms [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► yeah i saw a guy came through our town [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► on the back of a flatbed truck and he [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► said not work [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► come to California land of prosperity so [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► my mom said i'm not selling your clothes [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► anymore you're closer look ridiculous [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► you look ridiculous you should get rid [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► of them have plenty of I mean you put [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► you have new clothes you have all these [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► other clothes and I said I I was [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► offended by this that she wouldn't patch [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► my coats and she said you know what [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► smart guy [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► learn to sew and she she SAT me down in [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► front of her sewing machine and she [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► taught me out worked and for a loft so [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► of course i went to the fabric store [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► immediately and i bought reams and reams [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► of fake fur [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► yeah I pink leopards by stripe club [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► taffeta and uh huh like yellow quarter [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► in part because your heart I mean it's [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► hard enough to just take a little piece [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► of like cotton fabric off a bolt and get [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► it to run it on a straight-line you your [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► to party with some very challenging text [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► I really was and and my idea was they [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► don't like a retarded know what i want [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► what i ended up looking like was a [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► freaking juggalo but it was where they [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► even prevented i would take the seams [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► out of the sides of my jeans and I would [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► insert like two inches of fake fur on [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► either side and he's like [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► developmentally disabled it looks so [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► that's alleged for the night [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► take a bow oh my god and did you and and [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► we were sober when you would so [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► oh yeah i mean i was still a teenager I [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► drunk get drunk sewing had really taken [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► off that's big in brooklyn now you know [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► a drunk so throwing yeah but no I [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► created all these what I thought were [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► like outrageously cool outfits that were [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► just stupid it was just a it was just a [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► just cut me off the streets like it was [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► looking like a jacket you put on her was [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► like really limited two tunics let's [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► start with a tunic I couldn't I couldn't [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► fabricate an entire garment from scratch [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► but i would take old garments and modify [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► them to be a to be fancy fancy [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► well I see [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► it's more than completing a craft [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► project i would fancy why would i would [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► your final butterick patterns or [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► anything no no I would go to the thrift [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► stores and i would buy stuff and then I [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► would have had fake fur or leopards have [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► purple or pink tiger stripes or you know [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► like for a while there I was really into [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► the whole gram parsons like fringe [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► jacket [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► yes yes but I didn't want to fringe [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► leather jacket what I wanted was a suit [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► but they had fringe gonna not like it's [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► not like a cowboy suit not like a nude [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► can get a ride with Dolce where a [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► district attorney [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► yeah like a proper three-button Brothers [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► suit except with with friends like on [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► the arms on the arms on the pants and oh [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► yeah everywhere you could put [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► unfortunately it's the sketches of that [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► I don't there there are some pictures [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► floating around i think my junior prom [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► tuxedo had had pink tiger stripe lapel [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► come on [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► yeah well I'm is your converse i know i [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► had i had a nice clown she's like Oxford [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► know I had a bad wing tips i'm not i'm [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► not a technical well I don't want to [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► speak for her but I have a friend who i [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► believe listens to the program who his [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► name is Bridget and she is I don't have [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► you seen she does amazing like-like-like [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► needlework and all kinds of different [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► craft stuff I'm just saying as someone [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► who listens to the show i'm saying you [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► might be able to cross your palm and [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► walk away with some pretty fucking [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► amazing [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► I'm saying like some bespoke fucked-up [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► outfits I don't know lots of people have [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► lots of friends who so and i'm just [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► saying John if you want to crowdsource [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► this you might be able to get some [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► extremely disturbing clothes that [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► actually fit you well I have always said [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► if I if I came into a truly like awesome [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► amount of money the supertrain works out [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► the way you have super frameworks out [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► and I have the and i have cash to burn [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► the first thing I would do is have my [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► clothes tailored before I did anything [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► else before i bought a fancy car before [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► I want our trip i would go somewhere and [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► I would have my measurements taken out [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► of people start making me close [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► because close real close that come from [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► from the rack just do not you shouldn't [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► call this real close [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► they're not even close different Buzz [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► did this buzz in London and went to like [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► I mean they said the old seville road or [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► whatever Savile Row sorry [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► god I cut every aspect of that wrong he [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► went to Tom Sawyer island [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► hey so so much for me trying to sound [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► smart anyway he went to the Cuddy up [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► close the district yeah right and he [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► went in there and Buzz I don't think [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► would mind me saying is what like myself [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► is is a is a 80 not tall man and so like [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► in my case like for example I mean just [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► in terms of you know being simpatico [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► here like i don't know i right now I'm [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► like a 34-32 in jeans which is like [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► sometimes we really hard to find I feel [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► like I must have a very odd body shake [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► so even when I find clothes they still [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► fit weird and that's hard for buzz I'm [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► not the friend i have another french [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► actually used to be a reporter at NPR [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► who's like under five feet tall and like [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► the only clothes you can find like [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► children's clothes it's ridiculous so in [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► this case buzz when I like the sound of [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► yeah yeah she did worked on science [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► friday she so investors case so he's in [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► London he goes to civilian road today [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► we're really similar Rodeo Drive and he [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► and he went in there and he got what is [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► called a bespoke suit he fucking went in [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► there and like a guy you don't need him [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► a suit and it was in peccable like [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► charlie watts does he do that Charlie [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► Watts wears these amazing suits the [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► island on the Seelie siviglia siviglia [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► Rodeo Drive I think he dislikes the [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► rolling stones as much as me and wicked [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► dogs and I may not know much about jazz [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► and swing but you know thank you [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► sweetheart he can swing [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► yeah the door is closed on jazz but he [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► does hate the rolling stones you saying [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► it doesn't like kids anymore [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► no I think he likes jazz I'm saying the [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► door is closed on jazz niche as old yes [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► jazz jazz like jazz has become like [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► rockabilly if you are if you're making [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► rockbell I don't think I don't think [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► Charlie was sitting around in a suit [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► listening to fucking rocket [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► sitting around listening to pat metheny [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► he made it if you if you make rockabilly [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► you're not going to make a rockabilly [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► song school bus routes to rockabilly by [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► charlie watts so quickly [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► am i right am i right you're not gonna [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► make a rockabilly song about dragons [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► right the door is closed on rockabilly [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► if you're going to make visual you're [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► saying it's turning its ok that's like [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► it's like a dnd Turing test if you can't [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► write something about dragons the genre [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► is dead [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► no no not dead i'm saying it's called or [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► clearance for instance heavy metal but i [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► was also closed because you have to [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► write songs about dragons I'm think so [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► lots that that's better no new vistas [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► there are no new vistas dragons become [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► the metric you go back well can you [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► write a song about dragons and [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► rockabilly know you have challenging [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► where your challenge me literally right [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► now to ride a rocket play song about [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► dragons have a lot of literally do it [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► right now this is my internet challenge [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► don't know right right this sec sure go [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► ahead click on my internet challenges [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► rockabilly song about dragons go [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► it can't be done are you sure i am [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► pretty sure [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► rockabilly well you got that it had [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► faced its death but now you're going to [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► feel that dragon's breath that's pretty [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► close right [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► that's pretty it's pretty hot actually [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► well well Eddie Cochran does not know [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► the credit he deserves IDK fucking Eddie [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► Cochran you know what that is the United [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► cockring just wrote that is a parody [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► song that is that well oh haha i would [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► not be accepted in the rockabilly camera [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► all right okay amber deco moving on he [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► they measured every fucking part of his [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► body cock and balls arms and eyes every [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► part of buzz got measured by an English [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► man it took awhile [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► ok that's enough fedex this is not fedex [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► this is fucking English people like [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► Charlie Watts who is not listen to music [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► about dragons to our knowledge and i'm [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► going to get a nice you should do it [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► it's expensive it's let me say that [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► cause you know you know as you know John [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► I like to distinguish I'm going to say [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► this for the record cuz i think people [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► wonder when I speak to my kids i [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► distinguish between [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► costly and expensive oh yeah oh yeah i'm [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► a word guy and i distinguish between [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► between cheap and inexpensive haha i [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► think the suit that you buy at marshalls [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► blankets and pillows notwithstanding I [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► think the suit you buy at marshalls is [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► inexpensive and cheap right right i [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► think there's a chance to suit you buy [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► on Savile Row d 0 z you it could be very [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► experienced it's certainly going to be [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► costly but doesn't have to be expensive [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► and can tell you why because unless you [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► get a large large large amount of weight [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► that's gonna last you it's like the suit [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► does like the like the like the public [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► invasion suit you got right that you [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► guys have opposed to present a lot of [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► music is pretty amazing you know that [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► i'm not a publisher addiction sure I [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► look at the Polish envision that spark [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► that whole that whole polish sound [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► remember that you accept me I did invade [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► me do is amazing and so it was a company [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► in Oregon that makes that makes [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► lumberjack boots for Lumberjacks ok and [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► you can find them online by googling the [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► big black boot company that's not the [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► name of the company though it's called [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► them what the hell is called we need to [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► get your name [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► no no it's it's a it's a proper company [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► and they have a proper name but they [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► make these boots these lumberjack boots [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► for Lumberjacks and these are guys who [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► like you know their boot and the [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► chainsaw that's basically their whole [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► kit right i mean ii you wear you wear [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► denim jacket but it's your boots and [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► your chainsaw that that that really [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► that's all you need to spend money on [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► ah is it is it is it it's Westco it's [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► called Westco yeah I just on boot [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► dot-com well yeah that Westco existed [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► before boots.com ok if you go big black [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► boots and then look for wesco w.e sco [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► anyway so they make these lumberjack [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► boots and the lumberjack boots are mm [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► more than five hundred dollars right but [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► i really really want a pair he's looking [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► stick out really nice sign machines too [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► and they make them to your foot you you [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► go down and you you show me your foot [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► and they make the boot to you and so I [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► so I've done on like an unscientific [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► poll of everybody i know for the last [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► couple of years because this is a large [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► investment it to buy these boots and [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► I've got everybody said what's the most [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► you've ever paid for shoes and my female [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► respondents have have said you know [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► anywhere between 200 and sometimes four [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► or five hundred dollars her but I have [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► never met a guy who's paid more than [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► about a hundred and fifty dollars for [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► his shoes just for the most extensive [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► straight who's straight right that's [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► true i have not asked that many fancy [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► men how much they paid for their shoes [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► IC expensive men shoes online but i [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► don't i don't live in that world so much [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► for the twelve hundred dollars shoes i [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► know there are some men in Texas you pay [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► twenty-five hundred dollars for their [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► cowboy boots but anyway I have been [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► teetering on the fence of buying these [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► Westco boots for like five years but i [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► have and i haven't been able to pull the [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► trigger because it's just I know that [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► what you're talking about [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► they are they are they are expensive but [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► was the other word also costly they're [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► costly but they are also value-added i'm [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► not sure why is assuming again and I i [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► just think this is something this is a [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► big asterisk air [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► well because guess what young like [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► number two you don't want to lose them [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► because if you lose them maybe bump [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► right if you actually leave minute hotel [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► room number one what if you got forbid [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► it become heavy and start retaining [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► water because then you can get fat [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► yeah yeah but no but I think that'd be [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► great and that's what yeah what yeah the [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► last time you left a pair of boots in a [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► hotel room [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► uh what time is it I've been to like run [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► go running out of hotels in your socks a [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► lot like all what did I forget this is I [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► don't really know this is how i can tell [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► you don't really have a child because I [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► i forget everything everywhere now [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► because I'm trying to gather up there's [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► a difference I'm not a mathematician as [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► you know John but I think there's a mess [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► to clean up ratio of two to one at least [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► when you have a child by the time you [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► cleaned up one mess to more than [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► creating that works in restaurants that [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► works at hotels that works anywhere [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► you're always behind behind her and so [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► I'm like I'm scurrying to make sure i [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► got my wallet like let alone you know a [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► stuffy toy and some lumber jack boots so [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► that no that's just my thinking is I [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► would think about that but now I you [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► you're mindful you answered your own [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► question [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► you're not a man who leaves lumberjack [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► boots and hotel room so I don't think [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► it's a concern [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► well the thing is if I wear a pair of [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► lumberjack boots into a hotel room I'm [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► gonna be wearing them out of that hotel [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► room you know I keep them on the whole [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► time and not lay on the bed i don't i [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► don't like bring them along and and are [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► you somebody who unpacked his suitcase [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► and put all the stuff in the drawer how [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► many days in a hotel room [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► how many days four days that you're [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► gonna unpack otherwise I'm gonna be like [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► an animal living out of a suitcase [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► that's not right for four days for what [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► it John it's not complicated and not [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► you're implying that I carry a lot of [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► clothes which I do but what i do is i [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► will use the top drawer the bottom [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► drawer is for all the marketing [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► materials everything in the room that [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► has a logo on it goes in the bottom [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► drawer and then the top drawer is for [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► under pants and socks so when you roll [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► into a hotel room you really like you i [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► spread out [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► yes I come on everything and i unwrap [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► the soap and I really get in there get [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► very comfortable roll around on all the [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► towels [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► see I sometimes i find it I find that I [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► am staying in very expensive hotels [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► because very are various times people [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► fly me places to do things [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► whoo & and they think that I am a fancy [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► person right and so they're like oh we [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► can give me half a 10 you'd be fine [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► yeah they're like oh shit we better put [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► him up in this really fancy hotel so I i [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► go into this hotel and everybody else in [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► the hotel is clearly conscious of [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► themselves as being fancy people and [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► they don't like me even being in the [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► lobby like they can see me walk in and [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► then like hmm i see he's got a he he's [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► acting like he belongs here and that [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► makes it even worse [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► who but I go upstairs and i'm staying in [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► this fancy hotel and I'm living out of [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► my suitcase [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► I don't impact just digging my little [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► bag to get my shirt that I'm gonna wear [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► that day which is all wrinkly [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► and-and-and everyone's while I look [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► around and I go he shot maybe I should [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► have unpacked I can already tell what [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► you don't you don't even know I let your [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► maybe you're not saying it will cut this [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► out of this is too much but here's the [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► thing i'm just going to say I Scott [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► receiving a man who's very suspicious of [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► drawers for any number of reasons I [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► think one of the things you need to be [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► ready to run [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► you don't know what's gonna talk about [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► fucking fires unless talking I'm talking [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► about like when shit goes down you do [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► not want to have to be opening let's be [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► honest probably a pretty filthy drawer [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► to gather your clothes and put them in a [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► bag you get your shoes on right now [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► you've already put your shoes i could [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► see what i can see you sleeping issues i [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► can see walking in look at the back of [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► the door for where the map is for how to [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► get out and going and making sure that [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► it's accurate correct and up-to-date all [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► the doors open out yes I could see you [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► having is literally a suitcase by the [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► door ready to run or maybe you know what [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► maybe by the balcony case you have to [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► jump five stories so you don't want your [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► doors opening out that's the lot behind [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► you ever heard of the concert who [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► concert you gotta doors that open out [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► well okay you're you're now you know [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► what you're right click it changes on [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► the outside right now is the doors have [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► to open it because if they open out you [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► can block it from the outside you know [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► what I take it all back you write it in [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► public places doors have to open a hotel [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► room for obvious reasons you don't the [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► hinges on the outside of your thinking [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► well neither the hinges on the outside [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► North you wanted to open out what you [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► learned in Alaska because when it snows [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► six feet in the middle of the night if [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► your door open doubt you'd be really in [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► trouble if it opens in you can open it [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► in and then you dig a tunnel so gumshoe [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► could stick a chair under the doorknob [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► exactly and then you'd be shocked yeah [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► yeah you're fucking damsel in distress [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► and five-hundred-dollar boots that's not [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► your help you're held the prison in your [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► room by gumshoe usually what I do if I [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► need to get out of a hotel room fast i [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► throw the bag out the window and then I [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► take the stairs [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► oh yeah and then the bag is like I i got [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► the exit door bags right there LOL wut [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► in the ensuing mayhem is all this at all [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► those people who the runaround the [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► frontier where with nothing just a bit [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► confusing carrying hotel nightshirts in [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► there not dressing they're gonna do is [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► grab the musicians back you know exactly [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► where to go you working on your mind I [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► can see practicing the night before [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► well you're always practicing every time [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► you go in and out of the room you're [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► looking you know is used to could do [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► stick a matchstick in your hotel door to [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► see if anybody's been there done it [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► I don't know why you wouldn't you know [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► what I i got even bigger system that I [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► gotta dance system i wouldn't it's just [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► like a good system going to the system [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► to another system [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► yeah listen all the old trick what's the [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► trick is tricking a minute Rick you can [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► take a little piece of a you know [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► whatever the old days would be a [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► matchbook could be a let's say an index [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► card right [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► look whatever you have in hand mhm dad [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► and you know you stick that in the door [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► as you're walking out [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► yeah right but you can also you can do [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► variations on that right [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► equally visible from outside no but [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► here's the thing that you read it i [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► should not reveal this [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► okay here's the thing how much you do [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► this how about instead of actually [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► putting it in the door you put it on the [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► floor and then you know what happens a [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► lot huh [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► the guy thinks it was in the door and [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► moves it and press to put it back [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► oh I'm saying and then when it's fallen [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► when you walk in you see that it's in a [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► different more plausible place and you [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► can see something in your room [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► wow I shouldn't say anything that's that [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► super spy now I'm not going to know what [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► to do when i met your house i'm going to [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► be like that is that just a piece of [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► lint remover ask that guy why is Robert [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► like the other guy what gasps that's the [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► guy why he Rob's banks he says that's [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► where the money is you want to do good [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► in sales [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► excuse me well in sales you don't think [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► like a Salesman you think like somebody [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► who buys your shit and in this case [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► people think too much like somebody [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► scared in a hotel room and not like the [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► kind of person who wants to get in a [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► fucking hotel room rack so this is we [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► take internet again I'm saying too much [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► I know you know all of this you probably [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► written books about this that you won't [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► release but I'm just telling you there [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► are things that you can do the things [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► you can do you know night well don't say [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► what i dunno i do lots of things like [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► this I'll do things like other things [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► like Leave leave a hundred dollars just [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► inside of a door so if somebody comes in [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► your crackhead what do you break in what [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► you do you have made me get 20 doesn't [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► matter you put Bill's just out of sight [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► of the door where you can look and see [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► it they come into Robbie what they see [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► they see the bill you know they do what [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► I grab it and run [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► you're a crackhead you just got twenty [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► bucks you're going to run [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► right prisoners with Allah speaking [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► speaking and not as a former crackhead [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► but as someone who associated with [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► American pretty close [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► you know a lot of um are going to see [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► that they're going to say with if [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► there's 120 if you got that much [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► ambition you got no business being a [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► crack at it here's what you do you put [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► 120 there and put another 20 a little [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► brother away is 3rd 20 is armed with her [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► twenties in a Rattrap it's attached to a [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► dynamite cap and you blow the fucking [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► crackheads handoff [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► I like that smoky eye like that is glass [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► everywhere because you know they like [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► their glass they smoke in order or for [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► that matter there are other coconut and [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► pecans and coconut but they are little [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► get-together affordable i can't i'm in [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► coconut products portable wanted two [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► full-sized ones guys strapped to his [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► back at full tapped it said it says [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► Nazareth honor haha now your medicine [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► booze is availa is a large horn and if [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► you've been no carnival you'll know what [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► this is it a piece of shitty plastic [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► that's like really long right it's a [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► long horny thing and then there's with [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► the other called a bell is that right [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► you call the flared at the out bell and [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► so if you're a little kid in your [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► dumbass you try and win that milk bottle [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► game you can't win whatever you get the [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► thing and then you put it up your mouth [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► you like em [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► exactly the sound yes that was [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► accomplished using a paper towel roll [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► um so what are you doing what are you [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► doing when you do that I know you're [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► ahead of me on this but this is the [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► problem with these South American people [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► you do you hear what I just did [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► yeah i'm making a noise with my mouth [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► that is causing my lips to vibrate [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► inside of the tube and make a sound but [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► can you guess what's coming out of my [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► fucking lips spin up tons and tons of [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► spit you get spun you spot them you get [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► literally thousands [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► alright the particles of bacteria [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► located thousands of South Americans was [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► ailing at the same time you could not [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► create you know what fucking Hitler [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► could not come up with a better way to [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► spread disease quicker it's like a split [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► found it's like it's like a crowdsource [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► it's like it's like a hundred thousand [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► spit fountains all pointed at each other [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► and understand like you take it all [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► together and it's a tremendous [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► installation you have a whole stadium [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► that's that's making this mist spit [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► missed its integrated salivary a goulash [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► it's everywhere it's fantastic maybe [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► that's what sports is really about maybe [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► it's just some kind of like aeration [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► spinners sounds like a test but then [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► what do you do you blow your vuvuzela [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► your little outta your whatever you know [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► a South American people drink for beer [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► you inhale but then your losses and and [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► then you want your breathing all the [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► other people whose alien think that's it [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► that's it and they won't put the index [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► card somewhere they didn't expect here's [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► the thing about here's the thing about [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► this soccer-playing countries countries [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► that like to play soccer including all [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► of europe and south america and asia and [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► basically everywhere Romania they play [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► it their all they love it there [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► the Balkans they play soccer while they [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► play the shit out of soccer there and [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► here's the thing that goes hand-in-hand [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► with soccer and that is fares Oh am I [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► right all my traveling fair you just [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► blew my mind and these are fair simple [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► people love fares fares you never see [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► Stephen Hawking a fair to take a lot of [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► mud in this is you're saying you could [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► go and get a vuvuzela or an asrock [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► mirror all of these places just a [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► question of what you bring to the game [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► you get dreamcatchers you get magic [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► tricks made out of match boxes and [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► feathered roach clip get feathered road [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► could be drugs did I say dreamcatchers [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► already you can get dreamcatchers [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► dreamcatchers you can you catch don't [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► work is that right have you ever tried [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► one [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► well I think it's a you know it's a [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► self-fulfilling prophecy if you get a [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► dreamcatcher things already aren't [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► working out but wait a minute if it's [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► self fulfilling it was a self-fulfilling [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► prophecy that doesn't it doesn't work [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► well if you think it's anybody's collar [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► ship on this it's technically considered [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► the native american version of a lottery [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► you you get you get in capturing your [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► weight is watching a tennis racket from [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► your mirror you get a dreamcatcher you [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► wait and maybe it catches a dream I [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► don't know what are the odds to pay out [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► this tuesday i'm just saying you know I [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► have a baby rattle that's made out of a [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► Gila monster spleen of course you do [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► the ps3 is it I do she uses it all the [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► time but i keep I keep like worrying [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► that maybe she's going to get the right [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► combination of rattles and and and like [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► gibberish and she's gonna conjure a [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► great spirit of some kind [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► oh you should have that thing two [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► matches sized I said turn how would you [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► call if you want to remove the magic [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► from something what would you call it [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► marriage [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► how do you do that how do you get that [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► how to get the magic out of something i [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► have you verified it verified that it's [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► a spleen [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► I'm pretty sure well maybe it's a maybe [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► it's lauren it's definitely some kind of [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► organ from usually monster organ or [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► bladder or spleen did you get that a [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► roadside attraction or is that something [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► you get from like a sign like a [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► scientific american kind of place like [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► where do you find a Gila monster [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► well you have to go on a Vision Quest [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► you have to go on a spirit journey walk [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► with the wolves [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► yeah and then when you're there it's [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► it's part of that they awarded to you [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► when you you know when you become a [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► brave i like when they give you that [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► aluminum foil blanket after a marathon [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► no runs have a sense of what's causing [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► the rattling to happen is it something [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► we should be able to take that apart [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► with a manual know because it's stitched [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► together with Gila monster a leather [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► strap is that what you does that worry [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► you at all that might be eyeballs it [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► might be you know maybe POA buttons for [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► that matter i don't know maybe I should [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► open up in case of emergency right what [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► should she uh my little of my little [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► girl seems to seems to you know she's [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► not my mom told me the other day she was [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► like you know when you were a little kid [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► you saw things and I'm like what do you [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► mean she said you were always coming in [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► my room and told me there was somebody [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► in your room big there was a man here [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► like Alexander Hamilton ER and I was [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► like like Alexander Hamilton that's [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► exactly the question I asked and she was [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► like no nobody were always scared and [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► you would come into my room late at [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► night and say that there was that he saw [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► somebody in the house or the review you [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► saw somebody in the yard or you know [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► you're seeing people all the time it's [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► like interesting that you never told me [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► this before but I i have not yet noticed [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► that my little girl has this power but i [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► do feel like her / working of this keelo [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► monster rattle at it it it doesn't bode [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► well I'm afraid that it one of these [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► days I'm gonna open my door and there's [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► going to be a guide and feathered [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► headdress with the loincloth standard [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► they're gone through his nose old cigars [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► you know John I gotta tell you know they [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► say this is true for a breast cancer and [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► basketball and all of those things it's [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► genetics right you you can't you can't [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► you gotta be tall and have that gene [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► right now for breast cancer but you know [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► I'm just saying this game basketball [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► player you know and I [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► I just say your mom she's very she's a [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► very sober even person she still seen [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► the show I have no idea [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► okay probably not um never fixed a bug [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► that the thing is though that's in the [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► jeans now I don't know that comes from [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► your dad's side or your moms like [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► there's something in you I don't think [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► he did you start seeing shit in your [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► room for no reason i was saying you want [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► to the scariest thing that ever happened [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► to me with my mom I was out my on the [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► yard was probably 7-8 years old you know [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► I was born on friday the 13 I didn't [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► know that bar on friday the 13th so when [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► I was a little kid I thought that gave [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► me some warlock powers and so I was out [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► playing with some kids and I was like [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► all right you know sure you guys have [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► tommy guns or whatever but I'm going to [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► cast a spell of holding on you for a [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► minute you know this before [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► Dungeons and Dragons was manifested but [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► i would I was you know is casting some [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► warlocks spells or whatever [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► my mom was walking through the yard and [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► she kind of you know caught a couple [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► years and caught a glimpse of me like [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► doing some incantation over my friends [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► because i was born on friday the 13 who [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► and she marched over grabbed me by the [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► shirt front lifted me off the ground [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► hold me very close to her face and said [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► do not mess with things you don't [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► understand your mom yeah and put me back [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► down on the ground and walked away [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► she's the most rational person I've ever [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► met and she shared and chilled me to the [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► bone [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► it's still chose me when I think about [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► it because I have spent my whole life [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► waiting for her possibly to reveal to me [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► ok we're cutting we're gonna forget all [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► of this out because given that she is [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► the most rational person that either of [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► us have ever met she had a fucking [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► reason to put you in her face and [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► georgian she knew that you were sticking [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► a fork into into Satan's light light [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► light light plug she's obviously she [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► knew something was up shit maybe it's [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► like a bee which type situation where [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► she knew you know like there's a doctor [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► dr. Bombay in the family or something [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► i've been i've been wondering my whole [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► life I keep waiting for her to initiate [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► me into the circle learning how do you [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► think in some that you started if I [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► could say if you can say have you [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► stopped having those visions I mean [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► apart from the aliens and French doors [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► have you stopped seeing men in your room [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► I mean that all my pillows turn to owls [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► fairly recently i'm writing from ross [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► the frozen heavens everybody other an [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► assortment of pillows too while you're [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► using them but they were well yeah I [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► woke up in the middle of the night and [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► I'll i looked around and all my pillows [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► were owls I'm sure I told you about this [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► yeah but that's absolutely did not ok I [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► looked around my pillows were owl like [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► the gals well pillow size that looks [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► nothing like snow out smells like pretty [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► big [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► well yeah like snowy owls that were even [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► bigger than snow hours they were the [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► size of pillows cornet Al's yes white [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► owl horn at all [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► God like the cigars at this little cheap [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► cigars in a way to close the cowl stay [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► at beaks [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► yes they were this they were my pillows [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► i have a lot of pillows i have you have [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► eight pillows in my room whenever they [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► were all vowels and they were all [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► watching me over here watching over me [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► and so I shook off the sleep until I was [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► awake i was sure i was awake I was very [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► conscious like okay wake up and I was [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► awake and they were still owls i'll come [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► out when images on their side they were [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► all arrayed in various ways some of them [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► were worse sitting up on their little [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► our butts and some more on the floor its [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► children talking chillin that they were [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► that's so i i i i i did not feel good [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► about it but they did not they weren't [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► hostile who they were just centuries and [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► so high I i resigned that this was going [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► to be fine and I grabbed the nearest owl [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► and mesle up with it and went back to [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► sleep [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► get a good day they simply say the [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► centuries there looking over you do you [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► are they didn't speak to you say no I [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► was can't talk to me [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► she had the sense that they weren't they [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► were they were there for a reason [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► yes absolutely Harbinger that many owls [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► aren't just gonna like turn up someplace [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► without a reason right now without like [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► Facebook thing and maybe sell well in [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► the dark to sleep in a very dark Randy [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► lovely lon [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► I'd start by like a dark room 2 and so [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► that those giant allies they can see you [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► just fine but you're a grub or something [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► maybe they could see you [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► oh yeah i mean they they had there was a [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► project they had a project K some kind [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► of our project i'm not sure what it was [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► it was not I wasn't privy to it i did [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► not feel that they were there to harm me [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► but I also did not they didn't give me a [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► warm fuzzy feeling either who didn't [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► they didn't do anything [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► no they just were there and they were [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► you know when I woke up they all of [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► course we're looking at me they come [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► kept looking at me until I grabbed the [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► nearest one and went back to sleep so i [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► don't i don't know what to make of that [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► oh it's it certainly seems like the kind [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► of thing that in the fullness of time [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► you would want to make something of [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► order now if it happens again I if you [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► can say there have definitely i guess [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► that's something I'm definitely gonna [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► ask some serious question with a silent [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► i mean it was more like a lot of [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► progress [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► okay why don't know that they have [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► fucking wings and talents might have [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► been a clock eat Alan noise or a right [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► and it sounds to me like they were [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► rubbing up against each other a little [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► bit with a very still there was some [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► shuffling from side to side they blink [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► know there are no i think i found i find [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► out blinking so creepy [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► yeah no I didn't get a lot of blinking [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► out of it I mean it was admittedly it [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► was a short lived whom you know it was a [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► bit was only a minute or two and you [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► know I just long enough to let you know [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► that is what you get with bellowing [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► totally okay I'm awake now i'm awake is [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► Abraham Lincoln memory when I was a kid [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► really why I is Abraham looking [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► everywhere he's our 16th president [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► yeah she talking about this at all he's [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► on the penny no no yeah I've I after [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► after that let one-time deal with the [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► Warlock time that I don't cover [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► supernatural topics with my mom right [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► because a [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► nothing like walking in and seeing your [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► dad just as Ethel Merman like it would [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► have an effect but then it's not the [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► kind of thing you'd be bringing up a lot [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► yeah yeah and maybe it's my mistake [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► maybe I've never I've never got to her [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► and said will you initiate me into our [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► family coven i think iíve been waiting [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► for you to ask [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► I this might be an hour sir alistair [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► crowley thing I I think you'll know if [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► and when it's time just as with your [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► daughter you know saying if that was [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► like if that rattle starts making things [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► happen you know what I mean you're gonna [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► know you're feeling the sense if you [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► have this in your medical Orion as much [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► as I think you might you are going to [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► know when it's time you're gonna know [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► yeah well I dated a girl once who one [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► time was trying to really she was really [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► mad and she's really trying to put me in [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► my place and she got up in my face and [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► she said you know what you think you're [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► a white wizard but you're not one you're [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► a gray wizard and you know I have to say [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► I was flattered that she thought I was a [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► great wizard but she was she was [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► obviously she was obviously I think [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► seeing something [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► uh-huh some some white wizard potential [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► in me that a that I had this is a great [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► gray as in as in with into work or gray [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► as in the chaotic neutral [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► well I think gray as in yeah like II you [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► have not yet been purified by fighting [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► balrog down to the center here haha you [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► can need lumber jack boots for that you [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► know what i mean like i might be totally [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► do a minute I'm i need to do some more [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► training benefit in anticipation of ever [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► encountering a ball rug in the bin or [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► dwarf mines [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► but I think that's what she was getting [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► at analyzing are you man is not you're [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► not afraid of a Vision Quest right you [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► know you'll do a Vision Quest oh I've [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► been on a few right [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► oh you know you you mentioned in an [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► earlier visit the you well one plan you [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► had 22 I think you're gonna go to was at [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► tierra del fuego with with your daughter [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► is that right yeah we're gonna buy buy [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► whatever jeep with the best cheap we [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► could buy for 2,000 bucks yeah and just [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► start going to fix it as needed [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► start going south to Tierra del Fuego [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► mean heiress and that mean an error [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► somewhere down the pompous I i I'm sorry [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► that but you know that I feel fear [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► that's as good as junior high for Furcal [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► girl am i right [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► it's a couple years there when you send [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► your kids to junior high that's [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► absolutely worthless nothing happens if [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► you bring along 30 special cassette [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► maker just make her feel that a couple [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► times a week I think you get three years [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► credit up here's my question to you john [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► is a if the car huh i was at a dance in [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► 8th grade and my dance I mean the guy [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► standing one side the girls down the [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► other and really really whipped by Devo [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► and another one bites the dust [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► no no but you know what your timing is [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► precisely you know the era because we're [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► both part of the you know supertrain [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► generation but he's writing there is a [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► cover band there [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► I know I told you this but that is it is [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► cover man they brought cover man the [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► local band and the day [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► local band and the day [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► did not play Steve Miller but they they [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► you know they did at toward the [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► beginning toward the end they played [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► hold on loosely twice also said so it's [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► very fun to play here's a question if a [TS]