Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you hi Merlin was [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► going Merlin me he was going pretty well [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► i'm i'm getting a good kind of a late [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► start this year so it's it's March [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► seeming you're getting a march start on [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► the January year or was it Marshall [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► running us alone know so much to do have [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► haven't even sent out my something cards [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► right you know i was in am I really here [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► she's a practice date card yeah i did i [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► sent a relationship for a long time with [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► the person who is as net you know this [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► Anna Karenina right where we never had [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► the same problems but you're in a [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► relationship with anna karenina everyone [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► all right way off the rails [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► oh wow that's hot hold for Laughs we [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► were bad we would have a Christmas tree [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► we buy the Christmas tree late-season [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► holiday tree elementary and down under [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► nomination alone haha it's never never [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► well I was suits certainly not Catholic [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► you know I'm really Catholic tree that [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► would never have a Catholic tree not my [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► home I want to teach my kids either [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► well there's a Catholic tree growing on [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► my street how could you tell the [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► Catholic three come on that was a [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► softball is a million ways you could've [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► taken that I don't know that the kids to [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► touch the kept crying uh I don't know I [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► gettin that's transubstantiation make [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► bread I don't know [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► yeah asian it's hard to say it's got two [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► S's I think it's misspelled a lot just [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► like the spelling i misspell misspell [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► all the time is it has 2 s's yeah that's [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► called recursion which is which is also [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► known as recursion yeah that's recursive [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► transubstantiation as more and more than [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► two as i can tell you're not catholic [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► and i have braces so it becomes very [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► hard [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► halfway through the the word it's one of [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► those words sometimes I bailout of trans [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► and oh yeah you mean jazz Jesus that we [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► call jesus spreading I don't get all the [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► way that Jesus spreading now he's better [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► yeah it's like you got a panko [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► breadcrumbs your old fast [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► around sure got custard I mean you can't [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► prove it but you've got my dad you know [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► Anakin Skywalker didn't have a father [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► either [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► that's not true Anakin Skywalker and [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► father he absolutely did not shimmy [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► shimmy who is mostly machine which i [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► think is a very unfortunate name [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► how did she get impregnated no one knows [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► I think she might be covering up she [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► might happen is that true is that part [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► of this part of the star wars cosmology [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► well at least because i didn't read any [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► of the ideas Joseph at least just Mary [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► had the kind of sham marriage [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► uh-huh he was like the words that it was [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► called a cock hole because cuckold right [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► thing no cuddling is a thing ya know yet [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► that that troubles me [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► um but this is what I see dead because [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► you have a hot wife is a cuckold and [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► German that's cuckolding there's a lot [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► of that it's not everything there are [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► many John I the point is that like our [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► Lord and Savior and yes yours like the [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► man behind the tree [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► Anakin Skywalker also did not recover a [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► virgin birth did not have a traditional [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► yes precisely precisely not enough she's [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► a virgin [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► maybe she and maybe she turned it around [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► maybe should have surgery maybe she got [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► it from a toilet seat [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► Oh might happen you telling you think [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► that toilets on Tatooine better course [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► they do a slave so unless George Lucas [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► devise some some unless they're a [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► special race that's like that that poop [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► sweetgrass judicial nominations like [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► maybe there's me to get drugs to do that [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► no it's a you know they look like human [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► beings in the movies but maybe that's [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► just a maybe that's just a [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► representation maybe they're really like [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► Jodie Foster's father in contact where [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► they just appear in a humanoid form [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► uh-huh because we can understand their [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► true all understand operator stop right [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► there you're getting close to actual [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► religion and i'm going to have to stop [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► you there [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► um no Catholic trees in in what southern [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► southern seattle where are you in the [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► southern part time another Seattle yeah [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► the South tracklist Catholic trees are [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► are they grow mostly in Bavaria not in [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► Romania at all no no [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► wrong anywhere Balkans John Sherlock [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► know you won't see a Catholic tree in [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► that whole area but ok it's alright the [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► docks with the docks right sort of the [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► docs well there are Catholics there [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► yeah but I i made a pact with myself not [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► to talk about the Balkans anymore on [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► this podcast i wanna learn no no please [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► don't think packs that you know what [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► no no no no no no no are you telling me [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► I'm doing it wrong [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► I'm telling you I'm telling my daughter [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► the internet wrong don't don't listen to [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► people you keep every key on the [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► keyboard my friend you keep it plugged [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► in [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► you know I'm saying we're not playing in [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► your case get the bluetooth so there's [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► no solution is why i just bought stock [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► in a double a battery company [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► yeah and yeah we are you know a dar [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► walgreens which is the worst you [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► apparently have everything i do involve [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► walgreens now are walkins you can go and [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► you can drop off your old dead batteries [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► which is nice and then what happens [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► I don't know it's michael stipe say says [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► when you throw something away where is a [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► way that I just blow your mind [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► oh my god whoa where is a way to bring [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► us and I want to go there [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► I know I want to go away lately [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► daughters inviting me to have a picnic [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► at the dump the dump [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► yeah they told her at school that's that [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► there's parts of the dump they're going [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► to try and turn into a picnic ground [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► like if you don't like and ask yourself [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► how much you're going to enjoy seagulls [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► oh and did I mention stinky garbage one [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► time I actually right after the right [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► after the first freight train i ever [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► hopped like it got off the train in [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► vancouver washington because it stopped [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► in Vancouver and I and I didn't [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► understand that they didn't understand [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► matic it was gonna keep going [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► this is the thing i learned over time [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► hopping freight trains they stop [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► sometimes but it doesn't mean they're [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► done this is after you had a pilot's [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► license [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► I had a pilot's license already i can i [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► was learning a new skill learning a new [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► new new thing [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► yeah it's busted Guthrie so it pulls [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► into vancouver washington stops it just [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► sits there and I'm like oh god I guess [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► this was just a really short train to [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► that just went to vancouver so i get off [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► of course immediately the train starts [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► up and and and off it goes [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► and I'm standing by the side of the [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► track in the middle of the night [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► and so I walk across the EU but for [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► those of you who are not in the Pacific [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► Northwest there's a giant river across [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► the color to call the columbia river [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► there's a giant train bridge that goes [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► across the Columbia I walk across this [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► train bridge and walk him looking for a [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► look for a place to sleep it so it's so [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► late and I'm so tired and I'm so stupid [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► and I find this big beautiful open area [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► and i am like oh perfect i'm carrying a [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► 10 to this point and I walked over and I [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► walk over this kind of rough ground and [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► I find a clearing and I i set up my tent [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► and in the morning I wake up to the [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► sound of bulldozers all around me haha [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► no and I and and it's it's already hot [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► it's like seven thirty in the morning [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► it's already Hawks middle of the summer [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► and I poked my head out of my tent all [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► sweaty and I look around and I have [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► pitched my tent in the middle of a [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► garbage done on a spa Apache land that [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► had apparently like they laid down many [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► layers of garbage and then they would [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► put dirt over the top of it so I'm I'm [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► very thin layer of dirt [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► you're literally any land fill it in a [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► landfill they're feeling lonely and [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► putting land on top and then more [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► filling right like a big dirty garbage [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► sandwich and all around me are those [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► giant bucket loaders driving around full [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► of garbage and the guys in the bucket [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► loader trucks have never laughed so hard [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► her life and they're doing their job [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► they're they're taking their their [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► buckets of trash but the and they and [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► all every one of them makes a point to [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► just drive as close as you can to my [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► tent and just laugh and laugh tears [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► streaming down their face as i get out [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► in my underwear ahead and get there as [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► fold up my sleeping bag in my tent [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► it really is comical as it sounds that [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► were you amongst garbage hey just found [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► a clear spot I was surrounded by garbage [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► i was just in there was dirt there's a [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► layer of dirt over the top of it so in [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► the middle of the night I thought it was [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► just this really freshly plowed you [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► don't have a Coleman lantern you're [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► busting you like you you said this [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► tenant meeting [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► and you know you need this much I need [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► this much flatland I need this much [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► stuff that doesn't have a washer dryer [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► on it and I can pitch my tent [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► yeah and then and I was 17 so i was i [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► was dumber than rocks and I didn't I [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► mean this is the type of thing that if [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► you were if you were even the ripe old [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► age of 18 you probably would have stood [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► there for a second and thought wait a [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► minute what is this place you would have [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► you would have caught a whiff of it or [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► you would have something with him [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► yeah that's the part is that somebody [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► used to read books this is this is the [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► part of my mind where the Sun result is [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► that I feel like for myself when I'm [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► anywhere even like slightly near at [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► don't there's a very specific smell to a [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► dump i would call it the dumps know it [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► is a dump smell but they had there were [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► a couple of things working here on me [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► that there was all right in the dirt [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► dirt dirt and also it was right it was [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► right next to a river and so the there [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► was a there was a strong breathe it was [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► open country you know I don't know it [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► was very late and now also with the [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► river smell too theres a river smell but [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► but also like the combination i think of [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► the fresh dirt and the breeze disguised [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► the dump smell long enough for me to [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► pitch my tent and fall asleep Boy in the [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► morning in the hot Sun it sure smelled [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► like a dump and then respect you you [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► look at this as a rookie mistake is [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► again I you I i try to be sensitive to [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► these things if we need to cut this out [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► we can I try to be sensitive to to the [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► things that you've learned in your [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► training and auto didacticism right [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► question to you is in retrospect does it [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► scare the living shit out of you to know [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► that you made such a potentially poor [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► decision about location i bet it was not [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► a defensible position i'm guessing for [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► one thing you may have been a lower [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► ground then you would have light [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► well and here's me know it occurred to [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► me later like there was absolutely not [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► nothing keeping one of those guys in his [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► a dumper look easily using always a [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► little bit hungover [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► he rubs his eyes for half a second and [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► pretty soon you have the contents of [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► three days three days ago from KFC is [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► now covering a 17 year old John Roderick [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► that or that they just think like oh [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► it's a piece of tent trash that didn't [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► get much down is everything will help us [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► there 10 trash trash [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► and then the first thing they do when [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► they get up in the morning and see which [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► guy can roll over the bratty tent first [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► haha look a little gay McCoy say just [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► checking in there [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► Hey look up there what's that always [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► something we missed a spot we missed [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► last week let's get it you know i mean [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► any but seriously if I made a list of [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► the top 50 rookie mistakes I've made [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► where I should have ended up right [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► that's covered in KFC buckets buried in [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► it i think at a point when you've been [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► out of the business long enough and in a [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► variety of businesses that you're in it [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► would be very interesting for you to put [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► out and probably unsuccessfully book [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► about the places where you learn because [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► you went a little wrong again the things [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► that you can talk about but we know [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► saying I'm just saying in this case now [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► you i'm just guessing 17 year-old john [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► setting aside you're probably not a big [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► ebook reader that probably wouldn't help [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► that was that was a lesson you had to [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► learn through and yet and yet i'm just [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► gonna guess you know we can always guess [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► it's like a menu I you get broken up [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► with by some awful girl and you realize [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► you're probably not the first person to [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► do that or in this case probably [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► literally hundreds of women that you've [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► broken up with in this case i'm just [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► guessing hobo in a tent is something [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► they were dealing with a lot between the [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► river and the road that you're on the [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► road absolutely but probably most hobos [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► at that point were seasoned enough to [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► not pitch their tent in a kindergarten [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► stuff they called salty travelers I'm [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► how many guests that I'm in I'm in the [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► decided minority of people I mean surely [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► people pitch tents in garbage dumps that [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► have been capped and turned into parks [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► and picnic grounds that happens all the [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► capping I got mixed feelings about [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► capping oh yeah I do too [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► that seems that's cool set skeleton [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► saran wrap over something and thinking [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► that like you won't go bad [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► well here's my feeling that all the [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► landfill's that have been captain turned [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► into public parks in America are [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► actually trash minds for the future when [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► the future is mining trash so they're [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► just gonna they're going to uncap that [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► stuff and mine all that all those [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► plastic that's going to be it's going to [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► be the cheapest way to get petroleum [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► products all [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► oh my god you just wrote the beginning [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► of what will be an awesome [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► if it's not already something you're [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► just stealing speculative fiction series [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► on what happens we're talking way beyond [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► Peak Oil we're talking post-post [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► counselor right support my French you're [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► talking about literally the only oil we [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► have is by like melting mr. Potato Head [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► yeah right mining all because by that [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► point all the biodegradable stuff will [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► have at least turned into like pink [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► slime who and then all that's left in [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► there is plastic crapolla that has [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► already it's just ripe to be recycled [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► reused reduced and recycled and then [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► recycled and then re-read every fourth [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► triangle that's a really good point [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► here's the thing they always say I think [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► we discuss this on a previous visit but [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► they always say one thing that all these [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► gloom and doom is get wrong about lots [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► of things whether its population growth [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► or even running on food or whatever like [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► for example they said ever since I can [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► remember that the problem the role in [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► starvation is not really that the food [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► isn't there it's a distribution problem [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► then it's an economic problem of your [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► caring enough to get that on a boat and [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► ticket somewhere right in this instance [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► they say you know we're not thinking [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► enough ahead about how the technology [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► changes i'm still not persuaded the [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► technology is changing fast enough but [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► if i could say i don't see this is your [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► speculative fiction series not mine for [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► the sake of argument let's say we [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► realize how come majorly fucked we are [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► among the fuel situation and we do find [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► some way this cold fusion style way to [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► get way more energy out of way less [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► you're saying if i understand correctly [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► that you could potentially run a future [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► dump of of 10 Slammers and maybe just a [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► few mr. potato heads that have been [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► melted down in the appropriate way [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► setting aside to think slime which we [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► could use for something you're saying [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► may become so efficient uncap we going [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► we fill our tanks with absolutely our [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► heads [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► I mean look at that look at the third [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► episode of back to the future really [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► just days there's something I need is [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► really something i need to write on the [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► card he and I mean we know we know [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► already that that car requires one point [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► twenty-one gigawatts ok and in the third [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► episode or in the end of the second [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► episode I don't know which would have [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► maybe it was the 3000 currently oh well [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► yeah one at one point he comes back from [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► the future to the present in the [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► eighties and he goes and gets some trash [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► out of the kitchen and throws it into [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► the trash compactor inside the house [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► right and i think is that in the first [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► episode ok that's the first episode will [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► in any case he we know it takes one [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► point twenty-one gigawatts huh [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► so he's getting that amount of energy [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► out of like some some coffee grounds and [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► some you know some plastic me I'm gonna [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► get a two liter of pepsi bottle to the [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► Pepsi bottle so we know that energy is [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► in there [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► pepsi free we just have to find and [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► these trash dumps are right in the [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► center of our cities so we but we're not [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► there's going to be a transportation [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► problem it's cheap energy [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► Oh China i'm sorry i've been getting you [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► a wrong you're fucking futurist have you [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► really thought about this are you just [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► are you just doing this from somebody [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► else [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► no I'm not stealing it from someone else [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► I'm offended my real plan my real [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► project is exactly what their two those [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► giant floating seas of plastic to try [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► this that are out in the middle of the [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► Pacific Ocean [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► oh those big those big like those reefs [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► of trash the feather the big picture [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► scary Sargasso Sea sized a dead zone of [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► of garbage are floating garbage and just [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► go out there with some kind of a long [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► net fishing trawler and just gather it [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► all up and process it on my converted [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► exxon valdez future ship captain is [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► already to be like a jonathan coulton [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► character you can that you're going to [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► be the garbages are I'm gardens are and [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► this is you know what and my daughter [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► and i started reading last night we read [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► a batman comic from 1941 which was [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► awesome but you're like a bat or James [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► Bond maybe you're some kind of a [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► supervillain were all there maybe SMERSH [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► rights marsh that's the bad guys right [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► now that's some of the best for all the [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► girls wear combat boots [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► mm and so here's what happens what's [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► going to happen is the people at a mi 35 [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► or whatever are going to be sitting [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► around going we've noticed some very [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► unusual activity right but people are [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► using Swiss accounts [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► uh-huh you probably have lots of pistols [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► in them to to buyout capped garbage [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► dumps across the u.s. I who is cornering [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► the market there seems to be a lot of [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► interest in buying cap dumps near and [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► old decommissioned oil tankers and oiled [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► old decommissioned oil tankers yes but [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► there's a pattern here and they go in [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► and they make the giant you know like [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► every supervillain you gotta have like [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► your giant miniature version of whatever [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► you're building like and I hardware [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► absolute core finger it's one of those [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► know for much with a lot i guess a model [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► exactly need to get a point you got a [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► pointer and then and pregnancy Mitch it [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► you can find one right oh my god they're [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► everywhere that I think the message to [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► go to come to you [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► the thing is when you're when you're a [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► supervillain yes they come to you [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► I think that's where you said you're [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► always a little people too ok not to get [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► my little people become droid take the [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► midgets that's the balance it was the [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► lookout for they're the ones that the [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► caroling vials of poison and blowguns [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► right well is the one little people [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► there's always gonna be there's always [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► gonna be jobs for joy it's you know [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► saying yeah I over munchkins [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► did you know Kenny Baker and Jack [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► purposes to have a cabaret show together [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► the guy who played the guy played r2d2 [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► and the guy who played like yeah some I [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► didn't know they had a cabaret show but [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► then I don't follow the trades through [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► my mind the pattern they notice I'm [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► sorry most 1642 got there here's the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► thing though is I learned from you [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► fucking John Roderick you know just [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► brought you just brought it all together [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► in a way that will that's blowing my [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► mind in the water you got the dumps you [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► get the trash [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► you got the railroads again we're back [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► to the same things for how did you learn [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► about a fucking City its transportation [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► it's an energy warren buffett knows that [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► he bought all the railroads that's right [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► you know what he says he should but he [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► says you should buy things when they're [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► inexpensive and then sell them once they [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► become expensive [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► see that's all you have to do this why [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► didn't anybody ever say that before that [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► is the one thing that those those Wall [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► Street fat cats don't want you to know [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► what I'm saying is if James Bond or [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► somebody else who has a miniature model [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► and a pointer and some midgets starts [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► pointing they're gonna notice that a lot [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► of the places that is greater than women [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► are garbage dumps and all decommissioned [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► oil tankers have all been bought up all [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► we're all the widgets it's like a lot of [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► trouble finding used pump chili [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► containers but no I'm saying advise it [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► because i find gas station if you find [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► these near a waterway and a railer you [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► have a built-in right there with you [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► find the narrow waterway road they are [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► precisely situated near waterways and [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► real [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► Rhodes eventually this business will [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► grow and you know you're going to need [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► office space can i just say mobile home [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► parks the poor people live in mobile [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► homes in the shittiest part of town [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► low-lying right it's probably near the [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► railroads and the dumps [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► so you're saying that there that there [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► is a potential script for a Bond film in [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► this weather but instead of the bond [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► villain being a super billionaire who [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► the bond villain is a genius white trash [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► dump living if by white travellinlunas [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► rich procrastinating sometimes musician [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► i would have to say yes [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► who am i rich procrastinating sometimes [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► musician who knows how to speak white [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► trash enough to communicate with all the [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► denizens of these outsider communities [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► okay listen I'm totally fine with your [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► head getting big girl and and you [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► getting more self-involved you honestly [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► believe that you can talk white trash [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► that well no I know James I know I can't [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► i consent is getting super super [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► frustrated a little general about two in [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► the morning it's it's it's one of the [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► things that I had a really interesting [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► conversation with a guy many many years [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► ago when I was I had been i've been [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► prowling through America's underbelly [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► America's undercarriage for a few years [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► America's lady basement and um I was [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► talking to this guy [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► it was up in upstate New York house [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► those whose at cornell and and he was a [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► smart kid at Cornell but he was that he [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► was it from these from the Bronx you [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► know there's one of those smart kids [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► from the Bronx where he had street [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► smarts and I was telling her about all [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► these places in west virginia and [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► Alabama tuscaloosa that I had been and [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► how I was trying to communicate with [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► these people in their native dialect and [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► and this kid is there were both kids [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► still you know whatever 19 years old and [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► he looks migos I we talk about native [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► dialect I just talked to people like I [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► talking and uh and and then they [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► understand they respect that i'm i'm [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► speaking in my own language and I was [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► like already talking about you don't [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► want to you know talk to the you don't [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► talk to people around America like [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► you're weird accent you want to try to [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► get inside their minds and get inside [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► their culture and seem like your your uh [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► you know you're from there and he was [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► like what you know we're gonna fool [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► anybody that you from there you just [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► talk like you're talking then they know [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► you you you you who you are and he blew [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► my mind and I at the time that was those [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► that was a that was a heavy heavy lesson [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► I learned from this kid and I stopped [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► making the rookie mistake [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► well which I had been making the rookie [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► mistake of going into places and trying [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► to trying to like figure out how they do [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► it and then are you trying to be trying [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► to pass [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► no not trying to pass but like I mean [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► obviously the first thing i said was I'm [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► not from here but but i didn't [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► understand that but half the time ago [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► hey y'all I'm not from around here he [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► talked IV yo Dawg I'm not right you know [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► like i would i would get i would try and [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► adopt their local mannerisms right [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► because I thought that was how you how [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► you screeched the wheels and this guy [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► from the Bronx was saying no I have a [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► comically Bronx accent and I go [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► everywhere and people are fine and he [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► was a wise man for his 19 years and i [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► was actually embarrassed when I learned [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► when I when it was revealed to me that I [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► was being kind of a turkey by going [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► around by going around like mimicking [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► people's accents back to them who and [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► thinking that I was really that I was [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► really getting inside i've i've done [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► that i have done that I know I continue [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► to do that and what's weird about it is [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► in my head when I'm doing that and a no [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► and now I really notice it when other [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► people do it there's this guy see around [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► the neighborhood and whenever he talks [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► to anybody he acts like they are in ESL [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► like english-as-a-second-language person [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► who is profoundly retarded everything he [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► says to them he explains like this [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► I think that he does things like buy and [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► sell cars but what I want to do is [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► explain to you that i will park it here [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► and then you can get it later [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► it doesn't matter he could bc talks that [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► way to me talk that way to anybody [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► that's how the guy talks but what's [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► funny is like interviews from the Bronx [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► could be i could be maybe there are very [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► candid people there here's the thing [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► though i think that that is ironically [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► enough in my experience it we're kind of [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► provincialism because my provincialism [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► I'm so provincial that I think I'm fancy [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► that's how I don't know enough to know [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► what I don't know [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► uh-huh right so that's how that's what I [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► fucking dumbass i am and so I go out and [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► act like the entire world needs to have [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► the my brilliance dumb down a little bit [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► answer and you know what and understands [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► you but for me and you know what I'll [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► even throw in a little bit extra by [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► trying to catch up with your little [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► code-switching patois my talk for my [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► doctor and coming from Alaska I i really [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► did come to America as though America [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► was a foreign country and and not just a [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► foreign country but multiple foreign [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► countries within one big continent right [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► so the so you you're born so you're [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► pointing what Washington right yeah and [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► then I mean I grew up in between seattle [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► in Alaska and moved so you must move [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► around in oil based computing in base [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► computer and my dad was a was a lawyer a [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► government lawyer for for a long time [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► but in the corridors of power he was the [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► chief counsel of the Alaska Railroad [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► which one time wow I a federally owned a [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► railroad doesn't connect to any other [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► railroads it's just the railroad that [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► goes across Alaska and so he was them he [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► was a big wheel there before he had a he [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► had a pass in his wallet that allowed [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► him get on any train and haha it's like [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► a Europe pass except in America and you [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► can just ride my god it was so amazing [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► oh my god was that was like it was it [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► like from still has i'm going to happen [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► but it doesn't work [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► did I was like okay it was like trains [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► with seats or what were you like as a [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► cargo plane of things with seeds yes yes [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► yes you going to write on like consumer [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► trains not only that I over the house [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► sometimes what he had done what you know [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► when he had a reason you would call up [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► at bay and the Alaska Railroad had a [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► presidential car [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► oh my god which was a three bedroom [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► apartment with a living room and a [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► kitchen and a butler's pantry and a [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► balcony on the back and he would have [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► them attached this train this [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► presidential car which had been Truman's [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► a whistle-stop car [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► are you kidding me you have an attached [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► to the back of any alaska railroad train [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► we would go would go to training around [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► Alaska the ferdinand magellan railcar oh [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► you're looking it up i'm looking for [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► several here and there are what I'm [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► telling you John R I'm sorry to [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► interrupt you but I'm just already i [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► just got such a train boner you can't [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► even imagine you know I can't imagine [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► because i'm not your gender you [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► understand what people pay to do [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► practically fucking anything near Alaska [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► today [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► you mentioned Alaska and wales and [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► people are writing checks as you do that [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► to ride around in a really nice a [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► three-bedroom train car in Alaska to oh [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► my god did you ever get to do it all the [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► time getting my sister and I have [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► pictures of ourselves just partying in [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► this train car leading off the balcony [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► you know sleeping and sleeping in the [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► train sleep and sleep the train because [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► it because we would train we get to fit [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► would sleep on the way to Fairbanks so [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► that we get to Fairbanks and we'd stay [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► in the train car while they turned it [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► around and got ready to go make the trip [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► back [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► we did all kinds of stuff today my dad [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► actually isn't uh I don't remember but [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► this was this was not you were watching [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► TV was not a thing you would have been [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► doing now i would but i mean yet books [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► you have books are games he probably had [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► board games and stuff I mean you're on a [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► train going through Alaska you're likely [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► hanging off the back the whole time we [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► would we would spend hours hanging off [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► the back can already tell in your bio [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► pic you're probably massively over [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► hunter overfunded and behind the heavens [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► gate of a biopic that [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► we'll have some day I can see that now [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► that were me I'd be sitting there going [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► like why can't I watch my can i watch [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► this am I guess I could see you curling [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► up with that with a with a book on the [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► Special Forces Special Ops just getting [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► up in the sky car and just sit and just [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► look at the photo this right now the [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► best way to see Alaska is on the [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► railroad the alaska railroad corporation [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► and i already i I've got a total train [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► or i would love to be in the sky car [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► reading an encyclopedia right now is [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► gorgeous [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► yeah and the thing is that this is [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► something I learned when I was a little [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► kid traveling with my dad because my dad [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► always stayed in in my dad was the [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► high-roller so he would always stay in [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► in high-rise hotels classic hotels [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► hotels that have full-sized swimming [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► pools in them and not in the basement [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► either hotels that full-sized swimming [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► pools on the eighth floor you know what [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► I mean like pretty nice places and train [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► train private train cars in this type of [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► thing and what I learned is that when [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► you stay in a giant hotel or when you [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► stay in a in a in a deluxe train car you [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► can entertain yourself almost [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► indefinitely by finding things to throw [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► off the balcony so if you are if you are [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► in a train car you're going across [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► Alaska you're scouring the train and the [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► thing is that the train is connected to [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► the regular train full of regular people [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► and actually there was a man in alaska [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► railroad employee who was posted at the [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► door of our car to keep the regulars are [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► you kidding me [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► not at all you had a riff raff monitor [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► we had a guy in a little coat and tie [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► who sat on a stool was like oh sorry [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► this is the end of the this is the end [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► of the public train so we would go [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► through the train and we would just [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► collect all the things that might be [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► interesting to throw off the back of the [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► train as the train is speeding through [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► the countryside and I'm not about litter [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► litter wouldn't be interesting but [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► things that might break or things that [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► might fly these were also all the things [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► that I would scavenge hotels for and I [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► would sit because my dad being the guy [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► that he was he would often say um you [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► stay in the room i'll be back in a [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► couple hours and then I be in the hotel [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► room and and I I always took that to [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► mean you stay in the hotel [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► where you stay around those as I got [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► older it was like you stay in the [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► vicinity of my hotel but that's why [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► would collect stuff like I would get a [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► bucket of ice because you're gonna want [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► to throw some I saw off the 18th floor [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► of evidence melts and that's right and i [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► would i would get a lot of paper and i [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► would try and find matches because you [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► want to make you want to make paper [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► airplanes and light them on fire and [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► throw them off the 18th floor out of [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► your aching for hotel room and I would [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► sit and just tuck stuff so tell and I [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► cannot tell you the number of people who [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► looked up from the sidewalk in this busy [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► urban environment stick their fist at [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► the sky because i had slime to them from [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► high up in the air [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► yeah i'm just glad to know that you [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► wouldn't be his power if he had it not [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► at all not at all you know up in [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► addition to having my pilot's license [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► when I was 17 my dad took me down to the [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► railyard one time and I had a man teach [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► me how to drive a locomotive he knew [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► that this is something i would be [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► interested in this summer a plan ahead [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► they put this on your calendar use dad's [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► shop just disrupt things to teach it [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► really tell [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► I think he knew this engine a little [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► fucky up you know they all knew him [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► because he wasn't using at the head [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► office but let's let's let's state the [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► obvious here which is that your father [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► was important powerful whatever enough [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► that he was he was a man you if you had [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the choice you'd rather not disappoint [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► him even in any role right and let's be [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► honest even if that's it for the hotel [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► serving him he's a big gun in the travel [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► industry [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► mhm and so you wouldn't want him to fill [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► out that card and say I'm Dave Roderick [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► and a and some bellhop chastise my son [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► for throwing a bucket of ice at 11 / 24 [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► swing it's your slut shaming playing set [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► up but also now once I'd like his job [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► please like i want to see this kid bring [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► them to me now that would be funny if [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► every time he got mad he insisted that [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► person's boss that you got to have that [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► person's job for a day but but but [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► driving a locomotive [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► oh sorry look sorry about that look [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► amount of him oh my god so [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► fun because really there's not much to [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► it you have a you have a little handle [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► that's the throttle and you have a break [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► and have a horn but boy when you put [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► that thing in gear and it starts to move [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► also they let me ride they let me ride [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► on the front of the locomotive by the [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► cal catcher [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► yeah you know there's a little railing [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► and you can walk around the very the the [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► no I think that's I think that's for [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► maintenance time it is for maintenance [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► but they let me go out there because I [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► begged I was like come on come on please [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► please please let me right on the money [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► like a Titanic that would be so fun [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► front of the locomotive yeah it's that [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► was very fun but you know I'm sure [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► everybody was shooting bullets because i [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► was was climbing on the front of this [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► training all the guys inside were like [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► that's the boss's kid got great parties [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► your dad would probably have to [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► adjudicate that the case still do the [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► case with that went to trial and the [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► people from the insurance company were [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► there at the time because going to [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► understand that we're going to lawyer [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► the lead counsel for your company asked [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► that the child be pushed to the front of [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► the prowl [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► at the time there was no such thing as [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► child abuse so they wouldn't have they [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► wouldn't have put my dad on trial for [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► letting didn't have a name for it was [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► like autism [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► yeah whenever I was like oh I understand [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► why all these kids are so sad anyway [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► let's do the school's yeah okay well so [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► far I've got three lessons I've got less [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► than one and again if we can cut this [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► out of this is too much but i'm not a [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► lesson number one for your ebook is [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► don't pitch your tent a dump right good [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► number two I don't don't have a fakie [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► pass want to act like you are [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► understanding someone better [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► exactly and if you're going to lean out [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► the window have stuff to throw that's [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► right at you you've nailed it [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► you've nailed all the topic i'm just [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► gonna I may end up being being your [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► Boswell so I'll just capture all of this [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► here i'll keep here in nearby and I just [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► I if you can I don't get too far away [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► from from something much deeper here [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► that which is well you know your show [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► but I I don't wanna get too far away [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► from the idea that yeah I hope is not [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► stealing well I think you may be so far [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► in front of this idea we don't need to [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► worry about it being stolen but i think [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► it's going to be so obviously well [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► here's the thing you've got contact [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► inside the industry you've written the [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► front of a fucking locomotive that you [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► are driving that's right how many people [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► have ever even fans that's a terrible [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► idea [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► that's an awful idea what you've done [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► that you have large way to me to throw [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► things out of high-rise window yeah you [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► used throne throne flaming paper from [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► Harry Truman car like how many people [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► can say they don't so here's all I'm [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► thinking is when you do have this this I [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► don't know what you want to call it when [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► you have this this dystopic future [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► empire that involves tearing up in [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► garbage dumps in order to in order to [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► tell mr. potato heads or what have you [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► I think you can do that by train i think [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► you go from one mobile home park to the [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► other super train is it John supertrain [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► supertrain yankee here's the thing can I [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► just point out into scalable and [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► extensible you can literally hook new [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► cars on you're gonna be so rich and so [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► fucking weird at this point you could [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► have just the new throwing car you can [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► trade with the store throwing a super [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► train can be whatever you want it to be [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► that fucking weak supertrain with a [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► giant claw a like a giant claw crane and [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► you can drive super train ride up to old [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► trash dumps and giant clock crane [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► reaches out grabs the whole trash dump [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► in its giant claw and puts it on flat [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► cars and you take it to your statement [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► that beyond your own train because it [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► seems like but you could here's the [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► thing okay i'm sorry you have all your [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► friends all across you know why you're [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► too much to break it off you call [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► somebody else and you have junior train [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► come in and take care of the rest of you [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► you're saying you you literally care the [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► top off of that but where the children [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► might be camping having a picnic and [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► frisbee and here comes super train to [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► act like a cheap to pay and then mr. [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► clock goes in and grabs that starts [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► filling all the all the potato [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► containers for future feeling it's a [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► fantastic idea [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► the thing is that in the future right [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► like already we know we notice that [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► plastic cutlery is being made out of [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► compressed potato starch right we don't [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► need compostable yes yeah we don't need [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► a oil and petroleum products to make [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► plastic forks anymore because they're [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► making out of potato starch and we don't [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► need a petroleum to power our [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► automobiles anymore because we have [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► these uh these electric automobiles and [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► we'll have hydrogen cars or whatever so [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► we're going to need a lot less petroleum [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► in the future [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► but there are some things that petroleum [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► but you really need petroleum for like [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► lawn mowers [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► yeah and petroleum jelly how are you [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► need petroleum for anything that has [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► petroleum in the man [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► ok I see you're saying there could not [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► be for the sake of argument a UH a [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► solar-powered jelly that we have to have [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► the same performance features except it [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► wasn't really you couldn't have like a [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► hydrogen jealous what about what about [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► other kinds of lubricants like four [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► motorcycles or butt plugs [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► well it because he shouldn't use [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► petroleum month you can use whale oil [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► for some of that stuff [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► how do you how do you get that you have [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► to kill the well you could milk to boil [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► another Michaels the genius to 1500 [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► joyal out of him and get him thrown back [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► okay and and that could be a subset of [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► my of my super tanker has well-well [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► milker here's another obvious I again I [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► know you i'm sure you've already thought [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► of this in your part of your probably [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► very large book of plans but it would be [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► pretty cool also if you basically never [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► had to get out [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► leslie there's one like Truman car that [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► is always yours [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► it's always it's like your bedroom and [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► it goes into the Super Kings you the [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► fucking supertanker the supertrain goes [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► on the supertanker it can be tracked [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► becomes sort of like a like a what like [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► a like a large-scale rascal or al right [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► it's like a super rascal isn't super you [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► know what you know what you're going to [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► be so fucking rich you could potentially [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► have a super rescue on the supertrain so [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► you don't you just move around very easy [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► anything you're gonna have a lot of [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► those cool little levers and knobs [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► maybe even kind of thing like what maybe [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► get one of those one of those with his [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► name of the universe guy we could blow [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► to make a chair move around or two for [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► example say terrible to pay off of this [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► picnic ground and put the contents in [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► inside of my potato car right because [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► i'm not you know when I tear the top off [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► of that off the picnic ground [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► yeah I'm not just harvesting old plastic [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► bags and it's now I'm not just starting [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► that into petroleum now there's also all [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► those batteries that michael stipe threw [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► away fucking 50 years before right that [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► are full of who knows what's in those [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► batteries it's probably they have a [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► solid gold core I've never does not [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► currently a lot of stuff and also i know [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► i know this from san francisco at what [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► people live on the street people will [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► get rid of stuff that is still can [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► and mostly good little bit about Greece [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► and that was trying again so you could [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► also have a goodwill car you could have [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► a goodwill car or goodwill supertanker [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► here's the problem know a lot of that [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► stuff has been sitting in a landfill for [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► 50 years probably like I think people i [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► invoke a couch i think the consumer is [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► going to get way less picky when they [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► can run their lawn mower anymore they [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► can't use their butt plugs and they're [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► wondering how they're going to get a new [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► mr. Potato Head I thought they would not [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► be asking questions just gonna say how [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► much what you'll also have generations [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► of hipsters by that point who will be [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► will be so starved for vintage material [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► it will be like this is vintage I I know [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► it's been sitting in a landfill 50 years [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► and it smells like a dump and it's been [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► it's like permeated with batteries yes [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► and whaleoil but this is this vintage [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► couch [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► how much will you pay you think I you [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► think if you think if you think your [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► appreciation of stealers wheel is ironic [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► now just wait until I give you a [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► literally non-functional a track that [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► has little battery acid and human shit [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► on it if someone has an if someone is [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► listening to this podcast and can only [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► appreciate Steelers will i rana CLE yeah [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► i will personally come and be your ass [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► we we go right there on your train [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► because my god Steelers with some beans [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► and that was what was Gerry Rafferty was [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► in that's right [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► mhm um did you see that movie big seen [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► that movie remember that which Oh hard [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► mod who now second star worst ok come [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► back to that I'm sorry please go ahead [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► on things we talked about your talk [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► about the mr pink movie exactly has been [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► tip okay so sorry please continue [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► all I'm saying is I I fear you have a [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► few questions I'd like Desolator [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► follow-up of where you say please [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► continue and talk [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► Kevin you are please continue but my [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► main the main thing I want to ask i [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► would like to get just a rough idea just [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► generally so I know whether i need to [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► start getting weapons is it please don't [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► answer now whenever you're done if you [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► continue what do you think this will be [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► largely benevolent will be we want [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► people to proceed we force people to [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► perceive it as benevolent or our world [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► this will this really truly be like a [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► dark dystopian vision where you were you [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► really run the entire universe based on [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► your capris i think i know the answer [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► no power tends to corrupt yeah absolute [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► power [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► absolutely mr. Lincoln said that was [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► that's that's a George Lincoln no no all [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► on-site a joint like a rug well the the [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► second president the United States [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► George Lincoln is that ok uh but but i [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► think that one [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► what will happen is initially it will be [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► presented as an ecological you know i [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► will be a benevolent eco-warrior it [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► seems like a friendly helpful option [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► yeah and the super trains will all be [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► painted kind of iphone white and it will [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► be and the super crane will also be [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► iphone white and it will look like a [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► very nice you know how I like people [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► will flock to fund this operation I'll [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► have lots of IPOs I'll have seven or [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► eight IPOs and each one will raise [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► billions of dollars and the president [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► will shake my hand and it will and I [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► will out you know i'm thinking i'll [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► dress like Tom Wolfe i'll have like [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► three piece cream colored suits you can [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► trim your beard and get a walking stick [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► a green walking stick I wanna stick made [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► out of park benches that used to be milk [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► cartons right and people will think [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► they'll think John Roderick eco-warrior [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► supertrain founder a like hyper [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► recyclers how about this how about how [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► about this John Roderick white suit eco [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► peacemaker he has he's got children [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► he's giving jobs to children and on the [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► mean way he's excused handing out he's [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► going across the country in a green [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► train that is literally creating energy [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► as it travels across the country you [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► know what maybe it's got Wi-Fi [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► transmitter so you're helping people [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► poor people to get on the internet [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► oh my god what about cfl Wi-Fi train you [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► give out cfl light bulbs and vegan meals [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► but the night is behind this front I [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► like kids right on the back you have it [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► not not in an unsafe way there's a whole [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► section where you can light paper [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► airplanes on fire and throw them you [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► know in a way that will not start a [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► larger fire all all you say this like a [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► renewable airplane a source [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► well let's say it is another one is not [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► non-renewable right looking on with no [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► but I don't have to fall for that in a [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► second you can people go to whole foods [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► they would love that would love this was [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► called supertrain supertrain supertrain [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► but then as time goes on [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► yes of course as I become richer and [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► control more and more [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► our garbage dumps and more and more [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► public parks are disappearing no one can [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► play frisbee anymore [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► there's no place to picnic anymore the [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► supertrain has been there but this one [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► who kissed his BMW and and bear are [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► doing great [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► there have their very happy because [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► under the supertrain system everybody's [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► making money everybody's happy [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► the poor people of cfl light bulbs and [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► vegan meals but things are suddenly [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► changing that's right son to change [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► pretty soon people are addicted to vegan [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► meals and where do they get them [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► supertrain gonna get anywhere else [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► supertrain corner the market pretty soon [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► you can't afford to buy am mobile home [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► anymore so many super super profits [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► parks well and a lot of those mobile [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► homes have been recycled by supertrain [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► they're all green technology so its [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► first it all made sense [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► mm I like this a lot yeah I'm burning [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► sage and fucking drums and become evil [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► super genius i mean it writes itself [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► there's no question about it [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► yeah you know here's the thing to point [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► out with this idea well I see here's the [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► thing i don't think anybody can steal [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► this idea right so you know success he [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► got the execution is a ideas are a [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► multiplier of execution something like [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► that now look it up later [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► the point is does a clever ideas as a [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► diamond doesn't it's how you implement [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► it right and so here's the thing you [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► gotta say to yourself like what would [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► like whoohoo do you want having this job [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► if you had your choice of different [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► dictators I say you want a truly a [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► competent dictator who knows where you [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► shouldn't pitch a tent if you know what [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► i mean i think it was John rock this [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► isn't always that doesn't come along and [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► they're gonna have their own pale [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► version of super train it's gonna it's [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► never gonna run flattered and run flash [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► the battery's not gonna last for very [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► long [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► right but they're gonna be all [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► copycatting on the supertrain program [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► right right and still those garbage [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► dumps are going to sit there with a [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► little hats on nobody's gonna make [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► getting money mr. Potato just sitting [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► there doing nothing [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► yeah I think I think you don't know I [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► just think you can change that already [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► figure just by having spoken about it I [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► mean normally supergenius wouldn't talk [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► about his plan like this until he had [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► the hero tied up in value floating over [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► the shark tank full of acid exactly tied [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► up floating over a shark tank full of [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► acid on the supertanker and the [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► supertrain branded supertanker that is [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► when I would be explaining this whole [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► thing to him as i was about to drop into [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► the [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► shark tank full of acid but I was the [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► reason I'm doing it now the reason I'm [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► talking about it now is that I'm very [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► confident that it will produce some [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► fanart which i'm going to use to [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► galvanize oh they call it where the [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► college instead of grassroots that call [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► it uh the astroturfing is that what [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► you're calling i'm master turfing you're [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► a surfing [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► yeah you don't think about this and I [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► want to say those in the camera might be [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► Billy Jack Kapp pressure is Billy Jack [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► where the guy says the guys the guys [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► facing off with this actually kind of [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► elderly man who actually memory serves [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► may have been dressed as colonel sanders [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► but whatever call is billy jack or maybe [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► maybe different movie I'm told he says [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► something along the lines of you know [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► i'm going to do i'm gonna i'm gonna kick [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► you on this side of your face with this [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► foot and you know what [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► there is not a damn thing you can do [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► about it you know it does he fucking [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► kicks him in the face with that foot [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► yeah and you know what can just say [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► there was not a damn thing that I could [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► go back I could do [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► uh-huh what I want is a blt mmm i want [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► you to hold the lettuce I want to [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► holding your knee tomato between your [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► knees [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► you know once you get into as as the as [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► the president for life of the supertrain [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► industries I think you're going to very [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► easily be able to have these kinds of [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► conversations with people who actually [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► literally can't do anything about it [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► yeah well I hope so you know i got my [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► problem i present project [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► here's my present plan oh I can't wait [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► to hear about this i got a good plan my [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► present plan is that all through silicon [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► valley and in seattle to they're all [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► these startups is a these a tech [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► startups where people who are working in [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► the tech industry are all sort of in [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► this mutual masturbation society where [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► they all think they know what the what [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► the world is made of and what the world [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► needs and they're making apps and [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► they're launching apps and they're [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► launching sites and they're making text [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► and their tech and makes and whatever it [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► is the people are doing and they're all [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► on each other's boards of directors and [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► they're all making ipos thought leaders [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► there thought leaders well they think [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► they are [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► who [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► but but here's the problem is the [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► problem another there's not a single [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► person on any of those boards of [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► directors with real-world experience and [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► I bring that kind of real-world [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► experience to the table so my current [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► plan is to start marketing myself as a [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► potential member of the board of [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► directors of some of these internet [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► startup companies because they really [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► need somebody that can speak truth to [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► power they need somebody who has thrown [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► stuff out of a high-rise they need [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► somebody who once had a pilot's license [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► they need somebody with this kind of [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► real-world experience to help guide them [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► through the rocky because you see a lot [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► of these lot of these companies you know [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► they are like a flash in the pan right [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► they arc across the sky with him and [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► then been to put civil if they had me on [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► their board of directors tell him like [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► it was right [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► tell them hey you guys don't need to [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► speak in a fake southern accent to sell [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► your app in the South you just speak in [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► your regular brooklynny regular stupid [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► Stanford accent just talking to Stanford [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► accent and people are going to are going [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► to buy or not buy it based on whether or [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► not it's a useful app that works on the [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► iphone this is the amazing part that [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► John is these guys the ones who they're [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► taking mix and making Texan and and [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► taken what was your phrase tekken makes [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► it kinda makes them their help that's [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► like tex-mex they're out there doing all [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► this stuff and like the ones I I'm [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► serial entrepreneur I've had all these [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► different startups the ones who consider [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► themselves really smart and really as we [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► say in the business forward-looking if [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► they are really looking as forward as [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► they claim to be with their [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► forward-looking they are going to want [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► to be on the good side of the chi your [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► super that's exactly what not it's not [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► precisely extortion its priests torsion [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► its priests or from it's just a way of [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► saying you know hey you know you're [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► gonna have a real pretty daughter [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► someday it if it would be a shame if at [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► some point something were to happen to [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► her was only being extremely costly [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► train i do that around seattle all the [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► time when people people like you know [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► there are a lot of people at the [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► interact with people at the mayor's [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► office i interact with a lot of those [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► people that are part of the part part of [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► the the the machine here [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► yeah and and quarters power the quarters [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► power and I don't even have to say it [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► it's just understood [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► among these people like I I don't know [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► what Roderick does I don't even know why [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► he's here at this meeting isn't he a [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► singer songwriter is he here [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► why is he so involved in civics but at [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► the same time the mirror is listening to [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► him so there will come a time maybe when [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► I don't want to be on the wrong side of [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► him i don't know why i'm gonna i'm gonna [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► be nice to him and give him what he [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► wants and how your dad started [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► it's a how everybody in power starts you [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► just end up you show up places and [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► people go why is he here and then they [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► go well I'd better not cross them and if [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► enough people do that then pretty soon [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► you walk in a room and everybody [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► applauds which is crazy guy I follows a [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► better applied they have any sense [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► here's the thing there's a guy in my [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► neighborhood we've got a handful of [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► really colorful guys in my neighborhood [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► by which i mean crazy homeless guys and [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► one of these guys who I tend to avoid [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► because he cycles you know as you do [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► maybe use a bicyclist or he is he's got [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► a fixie and went by well he's I think [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► he's bipolar or something or maybe it's [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► me and my girlfriend is so you're saying [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► he cycles through many phases [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► well he has days where he doesn't stand [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► in the street throwing fried rice and [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► pigeons days when he does and that as a [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► kind of cyclic both pieces wheel it [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► turns around and around and here's the [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► thing i avoid this guy because I don't [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► want your fucking fried rice thrown at [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► I mean I freestanding dresser you're [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► clearly not a pigeon ok and as much as I [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► don't like to admit i do go to the KFC / [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► talk about which as you know is near my [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► home I go in there and probably three [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► out of five times I go in there that guy [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► is in there this guy i'm pretty sure [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► does not have a lot of dough but every [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► time I'm going on but I should smile [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► more he wears a baby like basically a [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► filthy sweatpants any ties lots of [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► plastic newspaper bags around parts of [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► his body and he has kind of an ad-hoc [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► real san franciscans yeah he was kind of [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► like maybe if you took like me like an [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► acid helmet out of you i got like a [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► bandana kind of thing out of like a rag [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► you'd use to clean off tools of the car [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► he was out on his head is very large [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► salt-and-pepper beard it [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► little bit like a young Oliver Sacks [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► need to shit out some fucking chicken I [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► think mind if I was this guy I would be [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► very careful about how close I got to [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► supertrain not like yeah it's looking [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► right might just pluck him hit the big [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► claw with these sounds there is the [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► sound of intersection B when he needs to [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► worry about is being reusable he just [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► super trains gonna have a lot of [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► Technology are definitely better than [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► calculate the captain bird hate is not [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► going to be ready for so it is kind of [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► funny you know me I you know my brain [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► like icic things I tell stories and he [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► said he to kentucky fried chicken but he [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► hates burn fucking he throws he stands [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► in the street taking handfuls looking at [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► people leave food around hehe find some [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► fried rice from like the thai place he's [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► fucking screaming in the middle terrible [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► street and throwing rice at pigeons and [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► the pigeons are just fucking with him at [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► first you're like obviously that guy's [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► crazy then pretty soon what if you're a [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► pigeon and somebody's going to recognize [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► you when I was found exactly although [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► throw me in the briar patch [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► so they're they're they're just fucking [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► laughing they're just seen an arrow that [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► though [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► first of all he has to know that when it [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► but she does know John he's crazy [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► that's the problem so here he is i go [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► into out of 5 times i go to the KFC he's [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► sitting there and and he is [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► I've never seen anybody eat angrier than [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► bird guy he's fucking going after some [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► dark meat [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► it's his beard is shiny he's he's doing [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► it and you know what I've never seen the [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► night ever ever ever pay so I I the [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► things I haven't asked but you know me [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► in my head now I'm wondering about [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► things right you know maybe supertrain [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► has an answer for this at some point but [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► i'm saying is i don't know if they're [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► doing this out of charity I think [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► they're not busy digging in the trash [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► and just pulling out his number he's [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► sitting right at the table next to my [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► daughter and I are enjoying a cookie he [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► is sitting there and literally shoving [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► dead dead fried bird into his face [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► literally you get cookies at KFC taco I [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► don't have to eat the chicken that's not [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► healthy [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► oh no man yeah are and so and so and so [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► i don't know i could come out i'm sorry [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► i'm not precisely sure what you think [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► even fried chicken that's made with [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► Jesus panky I go there a lot all right [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► they have those chicken bits now there's [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► nothing that isn't wrong with KFC every [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► single aspect of KFC has something [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► that's wrong with it [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► the messaging the posters the foot [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► ography certainly the oil that they make [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► things and every single to all the [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► signage don't even get me started on the [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► scientific photograph the signs for you [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► where they got work colonel sanders is [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► no longer a person is just 200 nikon own [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► action figure [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► no no I like that in mind that you know [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► we got a big bucket here but the butt is [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► bigger than you think because of what is [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► known artist for shortening the buckets [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► actually quite large but you're kind of [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► mention one other thing in passing that [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► the you know who likes to sit around the [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► rim of the bucket Birds a bird turds [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► mhm birds so I know what they know which [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► side they're I mean they're they're [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► they're cannibals those but much like [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► the man throwing the rice i think [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► there's a certain kind of a what [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► self-destruction need for self harm but [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► all I know is that guys getting fucking [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► free chicken and I'm not maybe maybe I [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► just haven't asked enough Pauline I [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► don't think listen soldier envious of [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► the guy with the plastic bags around his [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► land is a strong word i was just always [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► rejected and then be so damn jealous i [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► want him to not have it either i see now [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► that's not accurate but I anyway I [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► understand what you're saying [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► I think super trains gonna solve all of [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► those are super trip going to solve [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► these problems but i'm saying there's a [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► lot of there's a lot of complexity in [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► America has a lot of stories to tell ya [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► you know you know and a lot of people [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► are going to need help now [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► hmm actually gets a job I don't want to [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► get away with pink slime do you know [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► what pink slime is this different from [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► grey goo skirt while the guy that makes [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► the keyboards that makes the great great [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► GU that's just ray kurzweil rights while [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► makes the keyboards not Robert yoke [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► tmobile move how do you say that [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► well I you say mood because you're not a [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► dope but if you know only if your if [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► your music industry dope and you want to [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► call him by his real name its mode how [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► do you pronounce the french film [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► festival that is a homonym with what you [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► drink a coke out on I think it's can [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► Kim's I think on is fake white trashy [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► patois I think you're doing I think [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► people sorry alright it's ok you might [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► be united the Cannes Film I don't as [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► your as your as your Boswell or excuse [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► me as your paws well I think you may be [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► at least spending rule number two the [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► patchwork problem how do you how do you [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► pronounce the capital of Vermont up here [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► montpellier montpelier right my peeler I [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► guess montpelier montpelier Montpellier [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► you don't know shit from montpelier like [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► a whole Houston Houston thing and then [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► again this is more ways that New York is [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► trying to fuck us and I'm gonna be glad [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► when super train drops that giant [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► fucking claw on New York no offense to [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► our friends who live there are a lot of [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► people in New most of our friends have [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► moved out of Manhattan and I think [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► that's smart [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► there's a lot of trains in Manhattan I [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► think super train is going to have a [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► huge influence over all of that [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► monstrosity that we call Manhattan this [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► is a good question is will supertrain be [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► able to because as i am working to [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► convert people in America over to my way [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► of thinking will supertrain also be [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► converting the other trains [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► oh IC can happen you will speak train to [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► collapse it will speak you speak train [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► fluently and not any kind of a junkie [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► Bronx patois I don't you're gonna you're [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► gonna have something like a hundred and [TS]