Ep. 24: "The Wrong Mustache"
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hello hi John how are you hi Merlin I'm
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sorry again Ruben man i hate being late
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for things i know we were going to meet
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at eleven eleven now it's 1125 yeah we
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now but this podcast can be evergreen
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anymore all right
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oh geez I like I let a peek behind the
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curtain didn't I yeah
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now people realize that it's not
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happening simultaneously here's another
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piece here's another peek okay so a I
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hate being late for things and I'm sorry
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and our be computers fucking hate
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computers
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mhm oh boy now we're on a topic that we
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both agree on
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you know I I'm always late two things
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we've talked about this many times yeah
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that you take you nine minutes and move
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to believe this is what makes the
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decision makes this such a compelling
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experience I think for our listeners
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that people are helping is that we are
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very different people you know and I you
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know I mean in some ways very different
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I'd say we were pretty different yeah I
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mean you know are we missing anything
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95% the same as chimps you and I both
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are 95% the same as chimps no I think
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it's more than that I think it's 90 I
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think it's 97.2 a set like a resistor or
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is that arithmetic arithmetic was an
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Aramaic an Aramaic scale on its air make
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your aromatically on Eric scale where
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97.2 53 actually it's mixolydian oh
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sorry i thought we're still in 15 time
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for the fridge and a light called the
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snake charmer time and we said hello I'm
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ritchie blackmore it's time to reset
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your clock that's not even funny you
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didn't I did he talks like that the
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American i don't think anybody talks
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like that the only be able to talk like
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that our community theater people who
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are trying to do a British accent my
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mother and I let my mother is alive
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directed a lot of place in Rhode Island
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you did who your mother-in-law my
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mother-in-law has a pistol you my
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mother-in-law that was all she is a
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pistol is oh darling
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oh how we never met your mother law now
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she's back you know she's back here she
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spent some of her time with family in
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Florida
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and other times with family around here
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so actually gonna go see her tomorrow
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which is really nice
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yeah we do i will need all be in the
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same place at the same time she should
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be a guest
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anyway you know a lot of people may not
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know because they have a life and they
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don't really research these things
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science science math a lot of people
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don't know those things
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everybody likes politics and nobody
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looks at civics can I just put it on a
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oh my goodness that's a great statement
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mt11i meet your specific spod cast god
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damn it you're fucking right this is
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that this is a podcast about how to be a
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better citizen according to us and I'm a
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little bit offended when i go on itunes
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and it says that this is a personal
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journal file that was my choice would
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you rather go somewhere else it's yeah
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civics is a civics category or education
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religion
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mm-hmm I'm trying know what we take that
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up i come on out Patrick siblings
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personal journal I don't know that that
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just that sounds very sounds very you
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know what was that what was that thing
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that all the kids were doing lateral
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livejournal that's where I learned about
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yeah i know that's where people talk
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about stuff I never joined a photograph
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of you before had any idea who you were
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you're holding snacks
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you're not alone whoo-ha other people
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have photographs of me because I because
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I'm an archetype I represent a certain
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kind of approachable cuddly bear
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yeah yeah I got the ball and statue
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crossing a statue and teddy bear lovable
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statuesque teddy bear vagina dentata a
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cross between a gazelle and a catfish
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whoo-hoo good eatin fish I that's just a
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guy selfish that's really more of a
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description of a baseball wife I've seen
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Richard got used to write about gazelle
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fish the silvery blue gazelle fish and
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shellfish development you know what
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here's the point that there's an image
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so the selfish belton that's another one
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of those great unmade not see Jerry
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Lewis movie about insufficient you go
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with the making it Boeing I am
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here's the thing what people may not
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realize this is an audio presentation
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but there is an image that is associated
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with our visits the I think you've seen
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before so it's a little logo for the
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show and you remember what that's from
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it's a picture of you with some really
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creepy looking glasses and meet with a
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bad haircut looking at you and I took a
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photograph with my feature phone to call
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it I my flip phone in about 2,000 bone
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40,000 five and two photo of you and me
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at the ucsf computer store because my
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lady got a discount there and we want me
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about your computer that day that's a
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photograph of a camera taking a picture
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of us on a screen and i took a photo of
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it for no particular reason that was the
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early days of computers that could take
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photographs of you
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no no this was my fault oh yes so
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there's getting correct tops laptops
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that had a camera facing you might have
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been like a security camera a webcam
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like a copy underwear cam em because who
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now when week so we went in there and we
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got you a laptop a laptop computer and
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then that was a witch i still have to
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this thing
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yeah this is all dead now right 10
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minutes till it still works with just
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over in the corner because I got a I got
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an ipad yeah god you like it
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well I do like it but I don't like to
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advertise things understand but you have
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big if you have really big fingers
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remember during you i do you remember
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during the during the the nineties when
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bands would put a piece of black
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electrical tape over the fender logo on
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their guitars because they didn't want
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to be advertising you can tell that's a
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exactly Oh what kind of guitar is that
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oh my life is looking up on the
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headstock it has that headstock that's
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literally a fucking trademark offender
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nobody can tell
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hey sexy jagwire i'm driving a Jaguar
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but I put black tape over the little
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fucking cat it's a Les Paul but a but
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it's yeah i did my camera when you put a
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piece of black electrical tape over the
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word casio well I read about this and at
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first I thought it was a douche thing
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and then i thought was kind of smart and
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cool and now i think it might be do you
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think it's still kinda cool so he knows
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it's not using shaving cream so the Viet
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Cong can smell you that it's you know
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what can I just say it is almost exactly
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not really but kind of almost exactly
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that which is I got an okay nice camera
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like you know I don't use as much now
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that I've got the same brand of an ipad
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entertainment I've had you know we're
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fucking fanny pack you like such as
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picture with an ipad i see these dad's
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running around the playground and we're
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fairly back right now they're like
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they're making the world's saddest
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independent student film
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yeah you know what you know what sad
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dad's hazardous helio Aristotle look
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over here
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shut up don't you put a piece of tape
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over your camera so i have an ok nice
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camera i have have a in SL are like
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having sex from it's a trump camera
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isn't it it's it's a camera it's Trump
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camera my friends your innards disagree
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i think it's more camera that I will
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ever need my whole life because my old
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camera that i loved like that stolen
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about this one a couple years ago for my
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birthday party for myself so anyway it's
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it says it says that it's a it doesn't
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matter if it's a canon because only you
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know the fantasies nikon's so that
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matter but the front of it has the word
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cannon on it in a number of whitish
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things okay how about this
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erotic next thing you know I know you
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know this we decide pretty sure to
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discuss this
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you know about the style of camouflage
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that they would paint onto I don't get
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the terminology wrong with warships that
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the American team it's an incredibly
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disorienting right
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can you describe because it's very
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angular and it makes it very don't spoil
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the ending but it's a very difficult
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from a distance to see what kind of ship
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it is and if their in-group potentially
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how many there are right right yeah it's
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gray and white and like very very very
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diffused colors and giant trapezoids
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painted on the sides of these ships you
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know it's like okay I'm up like a
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Mondrian pain i'm just going to say but
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with some weird diagonals thrown in
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there you'd never expect them it's a
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little bit like when somebody tries to
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make an extra key in real life you know
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what I mean you ever see this kind of
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things really sad
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we don't want to expect a battleship
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mondrian get them true
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our primary weapon on dreams about it i
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think it already know all modern art is
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overrated i went to that that Los
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Angeles a mocha mocha museum of modern
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art moma mobile app moma i went to it
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and I walked around and you know and
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there's they got the jazz
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pajamas and they got there this is in
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the bats and I message on true true two
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flags online on would come on flags on a
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lot of flags on plywood but all it's you
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know it's a museum of modern art they
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had they had had one of everybody and I
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know that as a as a cultured person as a
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public intellectual I'm supposed to be
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what really a public figure as a public
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figure but we're not just a public
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figure main lady gaga's a public figure
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I'm a public intellectual can i find
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modern art to be a thought crime
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ok just really quickly I I'm gonna put
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that over here in the very very special
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power to just get this out of the way
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because it's not that interesting and
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want to be done with it
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I heard that one good way to keep your
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camera from being strike quickly
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stealable this is going to sound crazy
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it's like the battleships there you take
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some gaffers tape
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yeah which unlike duct tape is that you
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know a matt tape and it's not as like
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you know sparingly permanent you just
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take a little bit to this tape and you
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put it over the logo but you also put it
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over any like non-black piece of the
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front of your camera that will happen
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this sounds crazy but I swear to god
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it's like the battleships if you saw me
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across the room and I don't have a strap
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also because I roll it just looks like a
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piece of junk camera made out of tape it
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doesn't take a camera doesn't here's the
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camera what you situate Cameron s an SLR
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so much by that logo with a flash thing
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could be no I mean and this little I'm
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telling you so it just looks like a
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black pop cam that you're holding up
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here you really look carefully at it you
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would see it's a camera but does not
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stick out like these idiots downtown
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with a little fucking cameras with the
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plastic lenses on and i'll get a decent
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interesting so and that's why I did that
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but now here's the other thing that's
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cool about that if you are going to try
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and be take photos on the sly guy is
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usually a dick like you are much too
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unlike upskirt photos and now I know
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yeah I my mom always used to tell me
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she's to worry about mirrors and she's
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never heard of mirrors on shoes that's
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all that's all technology it's all it's
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all iphones up the skirt and everything
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is that fiber now I have a good friend
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that I caught some guy taking a picture
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of his girlfriend skirt in in a costco
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and he beat the shit out of the guy
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right now Hosko yeah yeah yeah just like
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because he was walking he was you know
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he was 15 feet behind or whatever and
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his lady was up ahead
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this guy's swoops in and with the phone
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like up the skirt and it and my buddy
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just did a flying like a flying tackle
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react like this guy right out and and
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then big big brawl in the costco in the
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and that the creep was trying to break
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his phone and she's it was a whole whole
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to do well without value pack of punches
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yeah it's one of my it's one of the
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great strategy and then seemed to seem
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to like arm will be like really dirty
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things for their own sake
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it strikes me they're like dirty just
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dirtiness as a thing and it seems like
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the upskirt thing is maybe they're just
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the largest producers of this may be
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subtracted that they have they are very
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comfortable with fetishizing a youth
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young people
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yes the school girl uniforms yeah and so
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the upskirt photo is this i think is a
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side is an adjunct of the like little
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girl sort of panty fetishism who that is
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so popular in Asia just part of the
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dirty things though is I'm really not
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supposed to have this you can't just
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walk out and go with like you know
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heiser vending machine working blah baby
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you can't say things like that but you
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can like buy panties from a machine is a
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correct if you heard this you can by
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panties well you know here in America
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you can get pennies online you can buy
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used panties online using your computer
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using a computer they will come up
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thanks sure you can next day air i had
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someone offer to buy my shoes once now
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cut me off guard yeah you know the the
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guitar player the presidents of the USA
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his shoes are it is his old shoes that
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he spray-painted gold are at the EMP
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they're one of the displays that you you
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pay $25 to go walk around and look at it
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it's like that Paul Island pay to
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acquire this you know when that when
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they were first opening the EMP it
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seemed like they had billions of dollars
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who well they did have billions of
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dollars but the but what it seems like
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at the time was that the grunge movement
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was going to be just as famous and earth
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shattering as every rock movement that
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had come before it right and so here was
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here was an opportunity for people to
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buy basically to buy Elvis's shoes right
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if you could go back in time and bye bye
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Elvis shoes
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by jimi hendrix's shirt like a broken
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strap from those guys for you know you
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for 25 bucks or whatever again do it and
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so it was it was a little too soon after
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the grunge years and all these guys were
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still standing around a lot of them
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didn't have any money anymore and they
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opened up this rocket museum and
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goodwill guys just get out lately wanna
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you wanna buy my works think that they
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said well it's not that they showed up
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its like the EMP sent 50 people out into
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the city like going knocking on
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practice-based doors and saying hey you
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guys got any can we buy your old guitar
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your broken guitar that's over there in
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the corner you know you look over and
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there's some $25 three-story target sure
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about that tube screamer it doesn't work
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I don't 2,000 bucks you know and they
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were just throwing it down so the EMP
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has a mute as a huge warehouse full of
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all this crap that belongs to these
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also-ran bands that this kind of itself
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it sounds like a sad good but it's
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incredible it's I mean it's truly
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amazing like they bought Soundgarden's
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van therefore therefore old ford van is
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it interesting
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not at all know what that would sound
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garden should have done and in any other
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situation would have done is sold that
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van for five hundred dollars to some
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fledgling band who drove it until it and
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caught on fire and then it would be sent
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to the crusher who and they would
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survive only in photographs and and that
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is how history is made but but in fact
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this van is preserved hit in a
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hermetically-sealed warehouse somewhere
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in seattle on the off-chance who that 45
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years from now somebody's like oh man
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Soundgarden's van it's worth of Fort i'm
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just imagining the docents work there
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who probably a very thin bones and large
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glasses and have to walk by and go you
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know this is pretty much blue man and
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van but we're pretty sure can fail
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meeting here at one point that's yeah
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that's all we know that it's not it's
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you know I don't think it may be too
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early to say but i'm i'm going to say
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that it's but it's never going to be
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Elvis's shoes you know what I mean no
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totally and you know part of this now
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you know how markets work right i mean
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it's it's beyond supply and demand its
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you know it the whole diamond racket the
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way that works is that they deliberately
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produce only so many to keep it kind of
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scarce right so in this case you're not
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even trying to make scarcely had
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diamonds you're making scarcely out of
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like Kleenex boxes right now and I think
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when hard times coming to someone i just
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read about somewhat some museum just
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acquire something really squirrely and I
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forget what it is but you know the thing
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is if you fall on hard times it becomes
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like like trading trading pogs a
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pokémon's 45 Boggs it's like training
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training pokémon's no fucking line is I
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know it's a card game with angles to try
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him on that strain it so no it's like
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beanie babies people invested a lot of
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money and just like the tulips exactly
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beanie babies and then it got so big it
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was like the tulips everybody was buying
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and I wouldn't know who I went to I went
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to I one of these a state sales one time
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and walking through this house and in
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the back of the house there's an entire
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bedroom just full of beanie babies like
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they've built rat they built the giant
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industrial strength shelves and bins and
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bins and bins of beanie babies
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oh my god it's way over there nicely
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displayed or was it just dawned on me
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that it was it was a it was clearly a
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hoard it was less a collection of marble
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horde and these people because it was an
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estate sale obviously they were old
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mhm and they had hoarded these beanie
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babies thinking that that they were
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going to be worth a ton of money you
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know this was their retirement this this
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room there were 10,000 beanie babies in
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another phrase a sunk cost fallacy you
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ever heard the term and these
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enlightened expand point you keep
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sending me these books about economics
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and what what what what wait a minute
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wait a minute
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not what but you know no I'm like the
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opposite of that guy now now I'm
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suspicious of that guy the tipping point
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oh you were you were higher you are an
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evangelist just hang on one minute right
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you know what I want to get back to
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public intellectuals and RG know there's
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only one place in America where diamonds
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turns out of that's my phrase that sums
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up everything I fucking hate about this
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stuff is some guy gets up there turns
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out and like he's like he's discovered
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something amazing like you know any
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colors you want builders matter the TED
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Talks all brother i'ma tell you start
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i'm gonna tell you I can tell right now
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that you are mad at TED talk i'm gonna
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tell you a funny story i can tell you on
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the program but it's it's it's pretty
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fun here's the thing now
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yes you are correct i do the right ask
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you to do at dog know they have it and
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Hodgman kept kept saying he was going to
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try and get me in there he never did you
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know I you know I would do that for him
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you know well it's harder than it looks
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your people in there because you know
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it's all deranged billions in there is
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good point it's a good point you know I
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now people like they go to the Ted
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what's the other ones that was a big do
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she won the in like Switzerland the data
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so davos Christ they'll let anybody in
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yeah you know a friend of mine a friend
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of my want to ask a question one time at
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Ted and it was actually really smart and
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make stuff she's like we wanted to ask
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you wanted to ask questions when she did
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it was during like a time when people
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could make remarks about something and
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she totally cock-blocked by cameron diaz
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ah her question this is my friend who's
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made a company that makes products i
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used to use on your site for example
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like she made something really important
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and like she and she got caught for
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Cameron Diaz to get up there and I don't
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know maybe I'm not a fan of caribbean we
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talked about this is a problematic
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um anyway about the diamonds you can't
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the problem is i think when your Museum
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falls on hard times or even if you're
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just trying to get a new prague you can
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do things like trades like assuming that
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you don't have a bunch of Nazi art
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somebody wants back you've got things
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and you hold it like if you've got to
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say what you will about any more
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hallways kids kind of interesting
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project you know if you've got you
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discover you think if we used to scratch
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off some paint you discover you got a
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van Gogh or something to hang onto that
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you traded i'm just saying i don't think
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i don't think that much currency in the
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beanie babies of the grunge era that's
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not gonna that's like I retain their
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no but you know I was honestly I feel
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that way about about all modern art
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ok let's go look
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but for now where can I just be clear
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contemporary or modern art where's your
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line for this
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oh yeah i'm going to say any are made
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after tonight
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tee hee ok mm I don't know what I'm a
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just one information question and this
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is not in any way to guide the
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discussion as you know but give any
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fucking idea what you're talking about
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or just be prepared to not along as you
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talk out of your ass
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you know I got into a huge argument at
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the University of Waterloo every answer
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everything which is that you know if you
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go to if you go around Europe there are
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there are there are monuments to world
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war two all all around Europe and as you
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can imagine and there and it's not just
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burned buildings and destroyed churches
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there monuments that artists have made
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also all over your in Flanders Fields
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they're very into that in Canada they
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are and where you are please
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the the monuments to world war one are
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invariably a very tall obelisks that
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have a a bunch of figures arrayed around
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the base i generally some some guys that
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heroically holding up their bayonets or
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some you know some nurses tending to the
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wounded maybe a at the big monuments
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have like some horses on them some guys
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maybe somebody's holding a holding their
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rifle aloft you know they're like
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monuments that have been made to war for
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a thousand years because there's
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somebody in a tri-corner hat holding his
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sword up and an obelisk and it says to
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our glorious yourself you're honoring
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your honoring the sacrifice in a very
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dignified way of these people who ya now
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in general world war two monuments
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around Europe and in America tend to be
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a giant stone doughnut on some kind of
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ellipse and with with no words on it or
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if there are some words on it you know
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it's it's some like up something obscure
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in Latin and uh and and this doughnut
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the stone donut
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or a stone egg uh it became this motif
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for world war two monuments because
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because the the world's mind had been
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infected with the with a the plague of
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modern art and it was thought that this
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doughnut better represented the
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sacrifice of however 40 million people
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died in the war that it was so that was
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such an incredible war and there were
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some so many lives lost that we could
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not represent those lives figuratively
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the only thing that made this large
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grant-in-aid the only thing they could
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the only thing that could capture our
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imagination was this was a giant donut
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and and holocaust monuments are even
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worse because it's it's even more
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inconceivable know what happened in the
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Holocaust right and so the donut is even
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more like generally a holocaust monument
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is a fracture donut right a donut that's
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been that's like kind of crack in it but
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it could be in that case you're moving
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into a more heavy-handed kind of
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abstract nonsense right exactly its
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abstract nonsense but they couldn't
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really let the abstraction live on its
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own and so they had to put a crack in it
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because then they had a little bit a
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little bit of actual realistic symbol is
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a minute and i want you around walking
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around Europe all these years I came
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back to the University of Washington was
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like I was in some seminar and I stood
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up and he said modern artists crap at
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all all modern artists crap and as
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exhibit a I submit this slideshow of
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world war two Holocaust donuts that haha
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I find personally offensive I find that
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you're not they do not symbolize the war
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they do not honor the dead this is not a
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oh that's a terrible thing to say no I'm
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i'm pretty sure it's not a fractured
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ah yeah okay so then you get to Vietnam
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and what did they get they got like what
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is a big letter V I gotta they got a
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black letter V in a lawn but at least it
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has names on now see how do you feel
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about letters and words I i think you
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know i think this started with fucking
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Philadelphia and the big love sculpture
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people fell back in love with words
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there's a phrase i try to avoid actually
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used in about words as art well words as
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way to basically provide a giant
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footnotes what the fucking thing means
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did you get if you better if you get a
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guy not a pietà exactly but the the war
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version of a PHR one pietà you get like
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a guy in one of those identifiable will
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work one helmets like holding up holding
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his body as he dies right that's
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incredibly fucking moving can be if it's
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sculpted well and it does not need in in
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like giant times new roman have to say
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sacrifice on it
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oh right exactly well that is the
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problem with world war one monument is
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that they that they actually go around
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and every panel says loyalty or finality
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and what war one you say well yeah but I
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mean all those I mean all called a
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figurative art you know how reluctant to
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talk about the Holocaust but i'm going
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to send you a link here in the robot and
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this is this is actually you know i can
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write this down come back to this phrase
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the exception that proves the rule
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because i think that might not make any
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this is I assume some exception that
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proves some rule this is a place that
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I've been in Miami that is really moving
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and incredibly fucking scary and freaky
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em are you there
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everything okay so this is called the
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holocaust memorial of the Greater Miami
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Jewish Federation and it is it's it's
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weirdly well done and it is super duper
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so you can see the primary figure is a i
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don't know how many feet would you say
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probably about a 30-foot high 31 high
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human hand without all around and the
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arm is like from the wrist to what would
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be the elbow is is just all like
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desperate skinny people clinging it
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would you say that's pretty horrific i
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mean there it gets it gets to the flavor
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gets the flavor but then there's also
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like these frozen figures they're almost
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like Pompeii now I don't know that it's
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so emotional that like I can see why you
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would do that they're it but I mean in
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that case I mean that's this gives you a
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it don't you say obstructing an abstract
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way but that's very emotionally
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compelling what I worry about is going
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away that donors not no absolutely not i
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mean you know eatin you
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I'm just saying like if you get too
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abstract with this stuff and you get in
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you get into the donuts and in the eggs
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and the v's I don't know he had a water
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feature
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I mean oh yeah water feature is nice do
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you like water features
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well water feature reflects the donut in
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the sky and it causes you to really
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really think about it
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oh I don't know what's causing it to
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reflect and think about it then you see
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it reflected in the pool and you're like
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oh right yeah even washington DC yes um
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i have been to Washington DC
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well you're always fucking talking about
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the Baltics in Romania I've been all 56
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sounds like I've been to every
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metropolitan area outer banks now I get
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I am never we're married me and my
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little dog drove around in my camper
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truck and saw everything in America it
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sounds like an NBC show from 1978 I am
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Charles Kuralt now like I'll well-known
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dog's name was like fluffy or keep it
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was a call a Roderick and the dog i have
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been the jet truck
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I've been everywhere man button and say
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Claire man you know that he is from
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Canada who tanks know the man who wrote
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I think wrote and sings that song and
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you know a lot of great importance of
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Canada some of our best Americans are
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actually from can be very surprising
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news from Canada's Sloan the band
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Sloan's from Canada is there a lot of
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great Americans from from canada and I
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you know when I meet someone from Canada
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I don't hold it against them because not
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immediately could be they could be a
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great American for all I know
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yeah the money didn't take a look a
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sense i'm going to get money when you
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know what I like the coin so i have to
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tell you I like a tuning i like i like a
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here's what I used to love about
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canadian money it was a it was super
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cheap and your dude first time i was
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there is a dollar it was one dollar 66
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American to up to a loony and here's
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what I hate about commit a canadian
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money now it is super cheap it's just if
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it feels really fucked up that they're
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doing as well as us to really be wrong
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super depressant they're nice people
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though they're super nice people
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here's the reason i asked like there are
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a lot of serial killers up there no
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really yeah you didn't know about those
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two guys in vancouver that owned a pig
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farm and they and they a little lady pig
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doing lady take stuff
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no no it wasn't lady pigs they would
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have big parties out of their big farm
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where they invite all the prostitutes
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from Vancouver and then they would do
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bad things and serial killers too and
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they would kill these girls and then
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feed them to the pigs and then I
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interpretation british columbia
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yeah it was in vancouver yeah and then
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they would sell the bacon back to this
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to the to the undisciplined just watch
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your movie there's no way that is real
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yeah that they like the unknowing
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citizens of vancouver we're eating their
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met because you know and canada of
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course they have seven flavors of bacon
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all the vacancy at a hooker bacon
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well this is hooker bacon they had a
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little they're selling hooker bacon to
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him for four years because because that
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because prostitutes were disappearing
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off the streets of Vancouver for years
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because it seemed like once you saw like
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me go into a van and not come back like
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you would think twice about going into a
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van with a bunch foot and all these
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creeps and these guys were creeps too
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they were you can just look at you they
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were creeps but they would have these
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huge parties these huge like prostitute
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parties prostitute junkie parties out of
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their pictures it started out fun
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oh I think for a lot of people it was
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all it was always fun but so so one
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person doesn't make it back
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oh I get it you're just ok so I'm sorry
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I apologize i thought it was like
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punctually I thought they came into some
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shoot because they thought it was a
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party they dropped a tiger trap and they
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end up in some hooker bacon you're
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saying that a lot of times you're going
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to have fun you bring your friends back
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it's a pyramid scheme
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yeah right you're like oh man there's
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always dollies drugs and there's lots of
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hookers and we got to this big farm and
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it's a blast and then everybody else
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goes home except for one hooker make it
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back and then each time but nobody ever
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puts it together because in vancouver
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they were adopting a policy of let's
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pretend that hookers don't exist so
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that's not good now for a long time they
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had that policy now I think they have
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the whole like oh we're watching
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Barker's now because we lost this is
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awful you know what you're not making
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stop no no it's terrible it wasn't very
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long ago and the thing and and and you
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know the northwest likes to produce
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serial killers and so these guys in
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Vancouver and the Green River Killer
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were operating somewhat there what was a
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ton of overlap but they were both out
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roaming around at the same time and
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there's there's some question about
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whether there was ever whether they knew
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each other a minute I don't know that's
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exactly what it says that guy storm a
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stereo just that we've got better
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reporting tools i want this doesn't seem
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like we go through times where suddenly
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like you know for example turns out
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supposedly there's a lot fewer child
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abductions today than there were in the
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forties per capita it's just that it's
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heavily like over-reported I don't know
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if that's accurate but in this case it
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seems like we had a real Golden Age of
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brutal serial killers in the last like
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60 years when was that game see the
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fifties sixties yeah fifties I think you
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know I used to read games car you see
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gains car was abandoned by a TMP what
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would it take to know that Paul Island
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has finally gone too far
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it's the incidence rate music project
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and science fiction museum and serial
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killer warehouse he wants something like
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the motor museum but like much more
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personal something Willie I I wonder
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about this about the the weather whether
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there were always I mean clearly there
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were always serial killers and mass
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murderers right but whether or not I
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kind of think that in a mean Jack the
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Ripper being one example he was very
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public but if you owned a pig farm in
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1805 and you were abducting hookers
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which obviously their workers in 1805
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because it is the oldest profession pig
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farming no hookers okay um you could
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always go find hookers and there were
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always big farm and the temptation is
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always there probably well well no I'm
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just saying like you you have a lot to
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take care of on a pig farm you have
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slopping in the slapping of watering you
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already were talking about the on the on
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the bell curve of human being and
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farmers farmers are busy they got a lot
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to do they don't have time to run into
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town and get people magazine they got a
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really think it through they gotta have
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something could have lunch and I'm just
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saying I don't want I don't want to be a
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you know
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an insensitive here but I'm just saying
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if you can improve your bottom line by
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throwing some sex workers in your meat
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I mean I would never do that oh yes when
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you're saying that that some of their
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motivation might be that it was cheap
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pig food and I never say anything
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agrarian I don't know much about it
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I'm yeah i think it was much more than I
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think it was what boo i think that
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feeding it to the pigs was an
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afterthought they did that on Deadwood
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you know what's weird about this i'm
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reading about Robert just right for our
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listeners who don't have the internet
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it's robert pickton also known as the
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pig farmer killer and he's a he's a
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farmer killer
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I sure got that pretty close tonight
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yeah I think that's a on but there's a
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big black album and so he's 62 now he's
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a he stole he's still doing fine he's in
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for life but here's what's interesting
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is number of victims six 249 that's
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making such a big surprise 62-49 is a
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big fucking spread it could be still be
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some bacon out there that is fucked up
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that is so fucked up
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oh but I don't see I don't know I don't
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know much about the eighteen-hundreds
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yeah and and farmers in general today
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starts to farming seems very scientific
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you know but back then you know I think
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for a lot more of yourself into it and
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potentially a prostitute's well this is
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the thing that they did in the old days
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like you would have you eat it clear
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hundred acres right and then you'd have
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you have a three sons and one of them
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you'd send in the art well let's say you
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had five sons one of you send the army
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level in one of somebody's going to a
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couple we're gonna die right
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sure one of them is that the gay one is
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going to become a priest and and then
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you've got a couple sons and so you had
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a hundred acres now you have to give
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each Sun 50 acres and that you know the
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daughters like who knows what happens to
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them they marry somebody sticks in the
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possible way
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yeah so then you two sons have 50 acres
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then those guys have five sons and they
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send the gay ones into the ministry and
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the and 12 the army and but eventually
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the their farms get split up and that
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pretty soon everybody's got 20 acres and
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then everybody's got five acres
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hmm you know a 45 generations down the
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road everybody's trying to make a living
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off of these these little little cut up
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little teeny farms
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and and and that's kind of that that's
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the portland oregon model right if you
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had five acres in portland oregon you'd
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be the king of the town because you'd be
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making artisanal pigs and you'd be
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feeding them artisanal prostitutes or
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whatever it is that happens down there
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small-batch they call it but a small
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batch right small-batch sex workers
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oh ok first term is sex for sex worker
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but so then industrialized farming came
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in and they animate and they took all
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these farms they bought all cheap huh
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and they they took all the fences down
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and then they just had have robots
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making food now almost the car goes from
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India can't really call you literally
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call them in bangalore it's much more
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expensive to fly them over and feeding
[TS]
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pigs that is my voice which I voice over
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IP which helps a lot
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I can talk to the pigs and my name is
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Sandra I'm enjoying volleyball uh hook
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of bacon and here's the thing i want to
[TS]
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go in two directions if I'm a John I
[TS]
00:35:42
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want to get back to this up your art
[TS]
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problem if we don't pass on to move past
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that trick sugar i'll talk about
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whatever thoughtcrime modern art is all
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I mean I know I'm just antagonizing
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people but that's really one of my
[TS]
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favorite things to do
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well I don't want to talk about this
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diamond mine in Arkansas though you have
[TS]
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me thinking about diamonds I don't know
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anything about the Arkansas has got a
[TS]
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time in mind well that's the only place
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in America where there's a diamond mind
[TS]
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it's in Arkansas and you can actually go
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there and sift through the rocks
[TS]
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yourself like like like you go to the
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museum and look for geodes yeah where
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you go pan for gold in the Yukon at the
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pan for gold museum but you can go to
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this Arkansas diamond mines the people
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are represented by numeral for 10 for
[TS]
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gold pan for gold
[TS]
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Pat dig for diamonds but apparently some
[TS]
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very recently some guy discovered a six
[TS]
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carat yellow diamond 6 carats is a lot
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of carrots
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yeah at this like at this a search
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search for yourself a diamond mine in
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Arkansas what characters like Joe get to
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pick your own apples kind of shit and he
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finds expression six carat diamond I
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think so
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holy shit that really changes the whole
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revenue model it's not about selling
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t-shirts and marmalade anymore you're
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going to some fucking Rock
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I'm thinking every tour I do from now on
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we're gonna wrap
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through Arkansas and spend a day at the
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at the diamond mine they're trying to
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pay for the whole pay for the record you
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know you could probably run some basic
[TS]
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figures you could do a microsoft
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microsoft excel the computer thing you
[TS]
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could probably figure out like what what
[TS]
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the chances are shoma canceled the gala
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cigar in the backbone of hundred-dollar
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bills might try and fuck you you're
[TS]
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you're gonna have to balance that
[TS]
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happens in the entertainment business
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you know if you seems to me you have a
[TS]
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very small band people keep quitting but
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if you got enough people if you got like
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what like Donkey you got one of those
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like 10 person bands or you know like
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what was the one with the Andrew Berg I
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remember that the red band they were
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good you see them for the cauldron hot
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chili peppers or together they were they
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were really good the village school in
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the strippers will never fucking great
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man down here about to hear a thing
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about diamond mining if you have a
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10-person band you literally need to
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mine diamonds
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oh I don't keep everybody in macro you
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know how people smoke is this is this is
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why you look at people like Billy Bragg
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and jonathan coulton you go that that's
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why those guys have so much demo rides
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right they're going to get our backline
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you go in there and there's already
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stuff that got a PA you can plug right
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Billy Bragg last time I saw me is find a
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white helicopter but they don't take
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white helicopter why doctor was it like
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a when you play my red-eyes copter
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iphone branded but why now look after ya
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yeah because you know is is he's raking
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it in he's making the making the big
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dollars if you see if you sing if you
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sing songs about socialism long enough
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you're gonna make some serious coin
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I forget to put up three albums or three
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books before you make serious money or
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three so well about social three out
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here before you hand books about
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something very right that you're rolling
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in the dough and then Johnny Marr starts
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calling nothing wrong with that
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well I don't you contrast that with the
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arcade fire everybody thinks all these
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guys are making a ton of cash but
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there's 50 people on stage to literally
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begging not to mention them again they
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have to pay for the hurdy-gurdy tuner
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they have to pay for the other going to
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get their their helmets tuned for the
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dragon gonna get a helmet tuner by the
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time it's all done those people are
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making like 15 gravy reach out the math
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on this
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don't don't get me on the steve albini 6
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carats is 1.2 grams
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it's about it's a just about the half
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the mass of a penny but environment
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terms that's pretty big you put that on
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oh you're not gonna do dishes in that
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that's a fucking big we can have a six
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carat ring
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ok you can have a six carat ring all
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those baseball wives that look like half
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gazelles have catfish have them at the
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French manicures
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yeah yeah that's how you know that's how
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you tell the baseball wife six carat
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diamond ring
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uh-huh yeah that's a lot of carrots ok
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so anyway and Arkansas so they thought
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this is going to be a jokey diamond dust
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industrials most times we used in
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industry because you can't get full one
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right using for nail files and stuff
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yeah you're using for for those big
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underground tunneling machines that make
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the channel for instance the big nose
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big like screws in a cartoon
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yeah the big the big screw in a cartoon
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that's digging under that's digging
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through the the wall of the underground
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bank my grandfather comes from time in
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no really he's from a diamond people
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british guiana you grew up like he grew
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up like within within kool-aid throwing
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distance between the flavor of James
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down what would become genistein he's
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from ya bridge gamma his family and the
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colonists from London my grandfather is
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English about that was in British kannur
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wow yeah what an unusual place to go
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what an unusually malaria her own place
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to to go from right now the diamond
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thing can be very attractive i mean
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people are gonna go to Arkansas just for
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BBQ or whatever you know what I mean in
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this case he came to Ohio to learn to be
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a dentist with that which i think sounds
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like a front
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doesn't that sound a little bit like
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cover up to come to Ohio to be attempted
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you're gonna come to from a warm climate
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he never liked being in Cincinnati he
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was unhappy until you move back to
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Florida the year i was born strangely
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not pretty weird timing so he came from
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british guiana to Ohio to become a
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dentist is born in 1901 and he moved and
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say about he's just a little under 30
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help me and he moved to Cincinnati to
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learn to become a dentist he never
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became a dentist
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well you know it's like that maybe maybe
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he was an elf and and Santa said you're
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going to make toys and he was like I
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don't want to make toys I want to be a
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dentist an analogy always-on hermie
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hermie I link right one and guitarist
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books that i love Yukon Cornelius so
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much the the thing about
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ohio in 1920 is the president of the
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most of the indian wars were were done
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it was a good time to be a dentist you
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know they caught up with what later they
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called the Queen City but for a long
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time was poor accomplice because of the
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number of pigs pic pic butchery this
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writer was a big town big pigs
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well you gotta wonder what they were
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feeding those pig I didn't want to draw
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that line to thank you
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you know Cincinnati they put they put
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cinnamon in their chili know they sure
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do buddy
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yeah it's good stuff but yeah youyou
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everyone ever week I've never made this
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naturally for you have i oh you make
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cincinnati chili my mom's got an
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airtight recipe yeah yeah it's that
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skyline what's the other one the other
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bar in town my ticket
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yeah you should you know I don't accept
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this particular going to come down you
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make me some Cincinnati styles chillin I
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got a whole plan for us to do something
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I haven't told you about if I got a plan
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no I'm gonna take the show around and
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told you about that yet boy who I like
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to go on the road you know this week I'm
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driving down to the salt and see you
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I think this is another one here made it
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can kind of see every term here earlier
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intellectual LARPing is there any chance
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that a lot of what you're doing is like
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if you meet people who are poor dear n
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fairs or do like I look at me I'm I'm in
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the Army of the Potomac and you like
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they're not like they don't see them
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actually really believe that their
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Gettysburg they're just so just happy
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just heavy and have authentic buttons
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you know you don't have been to college
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o P out of period they call it being out
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you don't want the wrong but you know
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what's wrong mustache so that's one of
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the things that i hate about those
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things wrong mustache when I when I see
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when I see some reenactors and some guys
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got the wrong mustache like that's not
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the mustache they had because the
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training issues
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yeah right you can't just like you can't
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just Rock any mustache
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you can't just wear your like steampunk
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mustache to a civil war reenactment
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that's not how things are done it was it
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is unnecessary brass yeah just your
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looks like oh sure you're mr. curl your
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mustache up or whatever but but there
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was no there was none of that them
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grouping this is a droopy mustache event
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i have read a lot about this but it's my
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understanding that that stuff that
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there's a lot of
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more authenticity than now going on
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there's a lot of a lot it's a lot like
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being at an independent record store
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camera shop for a comic shop and let's
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be honest a lot of comic shop it's like
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it's like a comic shop of the tricorn
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hat basically yeah but there's a lot of
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like know your buttons are not aesthetic
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you wouldn't have a zipper down to fleas
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John I've heard that some people will
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get fleas because they're guy would have
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had fleas but speaking as someone who
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has some not small experience with fleas
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you're not you're not immune to please i
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can set know i can say that is a really
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stupid thing to do not give yourself
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fleet you're not going to get a statue
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buddy you're not gonna hear it and then
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we're gonna do you think they have
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make-believe memorials for people who
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make believe died here here's here's the
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numbers down that you don't you're
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reflecting pool as always the number one
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problem with civil war reenactments how
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many how many graduate i have for this
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there are a lot of bling whatever number
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one problem with civil war reenactments
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please complete problems Civil War
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reenactments is that 99% of the soldiers
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and civil war were 17 to 20 and
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ninety-nine percent of Civil War
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reenactors are 55 to 60 65 so you look
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at your reenactment and there's all
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these battle guys dressed like privates
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marching you know like sweat profusely
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sweating in the Tennessee summer
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marching over to reenact this battle and
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it's like there's not one single one of
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you that looks like a civil war fighter
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right pictures skinny tennis skinny
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seventeen-year-old Tennesseans now are
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all wearing white baseball caps on
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backwards and they're trying to find the
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nearest juggalo encampment haha they are
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not reacting the civil war and that it
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you know that's what you need basically
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these federal guys should get their sons
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like actually happened in the civil war
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they should force there Suns to reenact
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ok I i think i understand you're saying
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there's something much deeper I don't
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care about your fucking buttons or
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dysentery
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there's a deeper problem which is
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there's no fucking way you would die the
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first week now what you need to do is go
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get your kid and compel make your kid
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you're saying you stay back on the big
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arm and make your kid who has both arms
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you he joins the army of the potomac
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right he joins the fake Army of the
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Potomac wasn't killing gets killed by
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General Sherman's army that's right and
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and and that would be a true civil war
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reenactor whoo-hoo
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that's pretty good yeah um that's the
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number one problem you could you just
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stop talking with the number for his
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problems just stuff your head them
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mustaches running moustache if you go if
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you go one watching some reason or no
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sir I should they should hire me and I
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just walked down the ramp would be like
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no wrong wrong mustache
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yeah you know what frankly i don't care
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if you get that job but i would like you
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to go down to the t-shirt barn at
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whatever mall you have and get federal
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mustache and maybe it was under cabinet
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trucker cap John they're gonna think
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that means something else because nobody
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wears trucker captain can I can I
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threatened to change the subject in an
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organic way by asking you about
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something you mentioned wants to me is
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it true that you have a tumblr about
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juggalos is that accurate
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I'm i want one so badly but but a you
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Seattle is not really just below ground
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you know I really think like Tennessee
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is where juggalos that's where jugglers
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really that's the heart of the community
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between two became Detroit and Memphis
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it's literally like totally kudzu
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there's like there's like a juggalo
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there's a vein of general that runs
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through our nation our great nation and
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it starts in Detroit and it ends in
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Memphis and I can't sell like a
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speechwriter for the worst parts of
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Canada effort if you're in street clown
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makeup trying to figure out is that what
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yeah I go and and and they're proud of
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their proud of being repulsive and it's
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it's it's the classic problem of the
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people being too stupid to realize that
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they're stupid
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so that they're proud of the thing
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therefore precise gambling at that
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there's a culture dumbfuck erywhere you
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like you could become lieutenant-colonel
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of dumbassery like pretty easily because
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you're respected by your peers for being
[TS]
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more into being a dumbass you don't
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think so you think it's self-aware the
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other some self-awareness mm seems like
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an outsider culture i read an article
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about this is read that article about
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the about the jungle get together we
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generally article about juggalos that is
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like the Holocaust that you can stop
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reading about i'm super fascinated by
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the door through things
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that kinky lady while she was performing
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yeah yeah that's good articles a really
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good article very good article I mean I
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decide what I've seen I've seen a lot of
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I've seen a lot of things in my time in
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fact I bet every state i actually
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actually spent spent some some quality
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time some intimate time with the young
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lady that had a gigolo tattoo and she
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she claimed that it was an ironic
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judgment that too and I had my doubts if
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they had like is it like a logo what's
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the joke is a gigolo tattoo looks like
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that too is a little guy it's like you
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remember the pearl jam 10 stick figure
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there's little stick figure with this
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guy holding his hands up in the air and
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he had like dreadlocks he had dreadlock
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hair it was a stick figure it wasn't
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even it was just some graffito that they
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turn into their logo the 10 logo so the
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juggalo logo is basically that guy the
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guy with the with some dreadlocks it's a
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stick figure jobs running which has a
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Rastafarian yes Chevy Cassandra alright
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that's not realistic a meat cleaver but
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as we clear anything so this is the
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juggalo logo and this young lady uh
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friend of minor am a lady friend of mine
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with her i had she does not live in
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though in the West she is it be clear
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here necessarily the center of america
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you you seem to be slightly delusional
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about a variety of things with women
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your life which I'm not saying it's a
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bad thing but like what is your actual
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relationship that you like me to show
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too just like how what kind of lady
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friend with the shoes roshan early fan
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of the long winters and then in the
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early days long winters we had we had we
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out we would they were nice enough to
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let us stay at their apartment huh
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and she had a separate area that was
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hers her room if you will which was for
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the area that I did ya find no better
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from the beginning i wish i would have
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had a set of headaches are a dedicated
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Roderick zone
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well you know it depending on the town
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in our early days of touring depending
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on the town there was only
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somebody had to sleep in the van right
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because i'm paranoid about our van
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grounds into I did not want to be I did
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not be want to be one of those bands
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that had that was like riding home and
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saying oh should got ripped off
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ok I hated those bands i handed them
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because all your shit got ripped off
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because you were stupid because you park
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your van full of stuff on the street and
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then everybody went in and got drunk yet
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you love you left your equipment and a a
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econoline in Manhattan
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yeah orono Manhattan is probably the
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safest place in the world but like I saw
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it turns out they're worth of box haha
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there's a bar here in seattle i used to
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work at this bar the off-ramp
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yep and the grunge museum and the crunch
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museum right and people would play the
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show they would load their stuff out
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into the band and this bar was like on a
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deserted Street next to a freeway and
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then they would all come back inside and
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and drink like four beers each such
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three thirty in the morning they've got
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a they got a fucking pinata full
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offenders like sitting in a parking lot
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yeah and then they would come outside
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and all they had to do is leave it
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unattended for 20 minutes I mean what
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these guys would swoop in break the lock
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on the van and it would be it'd be empty
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like yeah
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all you have to do is turn around and
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not leave a guy out there seriously so
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we have sample we built a lexan people
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that's right we built a bed in our van
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and we just never left it unattended and
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some in some towns the fact that one guy
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could sleep in the bed in the pan ended
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up being like that guy was the king that
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night because we were sleeping there was
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one time
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oh my god you slept with these peoples
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house and other sinks were other sinks
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had clogged but they hadn't stopped
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putting dirty dishes and and like
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pouring their beer into the sink so it's
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like stillwater like every sink was
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absolutely filled to the brim with
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Blackwater and you know there's a
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there's a layer of three inches of a cat
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vomit on everything and we pulled up to
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this thing went inside and then the the
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house was dim right dimly lit and
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everybody pours into the house like yeah
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we're partying we're having some
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after-show party with these people and I
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got to the top of the stairs and I
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looked left and I looked right and i saw
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in all the corner
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terms of the hallway like that that like
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skin flakes and pubic hairs had
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accumulated in like little piles so that
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you could almost if you were if you were
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a mouse on a skateboard gonna Jam Trucks
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juggle a tensile they call it
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oh and I got to the top of the stairs
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and I was like hey you guys guess what
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I'm sleeping in the van tonight and i
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was i was outside all comfortable in my
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happy little fan while these guys were
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being bitten by fleas and probably if
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there hadn't been a group of us one of
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them would ended up in pig bacon
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look look for LARPing there now anyway
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so this girl this this jungle sighs
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she's got out she wasn't she claims not
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to be a juggler she claims to be an
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ironic juggalo appreciator this is a
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long time ago 24 she was my first
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introduction to juggle ilysm I I don't
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understand tattoos and I and I have to
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say now I really really don't understand
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ironic tattoos for ya
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did you get the thing essentially i used
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to have a circle jerk shirt had this guy
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scan on it and it's it looks oddly
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fingers easy skankin he certainly was
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not but it's weird it makes you realize
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the juggalo logo looks a little bit like
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a cross between the circle jerk skanky
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guy and and and a swastika is going to
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have swastik elements but look at the
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program 10 logo
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ok let's get on this plastic ality is
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that what you call it has it has a
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little plastic ality but so does the
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Circle Jerks guy for that my favorite
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Busby Berkeley dance sequence and the
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Circle Jerks guy is also happens to be a
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skinhead well yeah it's from like LA or
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things from like you know the valley
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maybe you're saying like use a peaceful
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skimmer he's no no these are great for
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the chorus hardcore show I ever went to
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was a circle jerk show and it scared the
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living shit out of me right let's go as
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kids kids dancing around that little
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circle in 1986 with some scary stuff
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I mean it was violent scary stuff I did
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that I did that quite a bit that stuff
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that's lame answer
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yeah are you Welsh you should probably
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be Welsh I'm Walsh I could see that was
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it don't tell me something city show
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Welshman two doors and one
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self-destruction you always know which
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will take even when I was when I was
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that age I this is I i only know it now
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in retrospect at the time I didn't
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realize this but I honestly could only
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feel things in that in the absolute most
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extremist sense so if I was feeling bad
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food only way i could really connect
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with feeling bad was that I would like
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to fall I would belly flop on the floor
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so hard that i would shake glasses off
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of counters and stuff we like the
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applicator just growing don't know it
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was just a just when I got into my late
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teens I had suppress my emotions for so
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many years that the only way i could
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feel emotions was to basically I was
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never I didn't cut myself I just want it
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i just went into your night off i went
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to punk shows and i flailed around and a
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and punch people and they punch me that
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was that was one of the ways in which i
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experienced emotion i just sent you
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something a link for something called
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sensory processing disorder
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I think you might I think you might have
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gotten that at some point you're 20 some
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kids have this today it's I think it
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might be on the spectrum user
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headbangers right they bang their heads
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are like little kids you have to run
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into things
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yeah i was me that was when I was me but
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it took many years to develop I did I
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wasn't like it as a kid how to get
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started
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well i suppress my emotions i was one of
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those i was a modern kid that was like
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oh I'm fine I'm fine you suppress your
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emotions and fine I'm fine until when
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until I was in my twenties until I was
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in my late twenties actually in my early
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twenties i was still suppressing my
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emotions really not what I say
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expressing my emotions I mean all of my
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emotions all the time I don't I had I
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had had I only one like visible
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expression of emotion and that was that
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I would that I would get so that
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basically anything if I felt anything
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extremely and i'm not even extreme
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happiness by the only way I could
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express was to go sit in the corner and
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stare at the floor
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that's not funny but that wasn't funny
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I would go sit in the corner and stare
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at the floor sometimes for hours and
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that's when you will need that was angry
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that was sad when I was not actually
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clear that's not when you couldn't feel
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an emotion that's when you felt it
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strongly
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that's when I was really like feeling it
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i would go stare at the floor of the of
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the rest of the time emotions made no I
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had no I i had no contact with them and
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then it is why I went through a very
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long period where people thought it was
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a real asshole but not not not not 30
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days of rest emotions period but during
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that period immediately afterwards I was
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like you know what I need to feel I need
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to start feeling emotion as Fisher's
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developed and I had no I had no idea how
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to do it
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I had no idea how to do it in a socially
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acceptable way so i would feel these
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emotions and I would just like go mad
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and and it was a little bit scary
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because of course I had grown up I was
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very big and I was alright and I had a
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very fierce look that I practiced for
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many years of not feeling things
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wow so when I did suddenly have an
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emotion boy it was a it was terrorizing
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now I'm I'm much for I'm I've been
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working on it for a long time now i have
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emotions all the time I'm having one
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right now who can give me a rough idea
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that sort of a knot in my stomach with a
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little bit of nausea
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uh-huh and it's happiness maybe said
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don't you I'm still a little bit just a
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little bit unclear on well how emotions
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get it felt you should get some faygo I
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should you know what i should do I
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should now that I'm in my forties and I
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have like basically injured every every
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single limb in my body now I should go
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get in a mud bath with a bunch of 20
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year-old Tennesseans and really let my
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feelings come out
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no I don't think so how do you have a
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culture like that i mean like one thing
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I'm I always admire honesty I always
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admire let's just say i'm very
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interested in outside our culture's i'm
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very interested in people he has won one
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of the few good things about the
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internet and potentially deadly and
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dangerous things you can find people who
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are into the same thing that you're into
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was great i think anytime you have
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community people who feel adrift they
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can meet people like what they like I
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mean it's easy to make fun of but it's
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gets kinda cool i mean sometimes you
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make fun of
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yeah women sometimes you end up you know
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on a ranch like you know clicking your
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guts and stuff but sometimes sometimes
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showed up at comic-con walking around
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just like in claiming that you claim to
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like it there
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I don't like they say justice bokeh
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effect about i did like it there
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you know i was just as both fed so
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nobody could tell you I was always
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amazed that people who dress is an
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extremely minor character that's the
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ones i really admire yeah those are the
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geniuses in fact you know what we got
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some fan mail the other day did we
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we got some family from we have a way to
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receive fan mail
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well a listener in Germany it's already
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records my record label forwarded the
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packages to me and I took the liberty of
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opening your present is a nice thing
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there is it also my present was a book
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with an iggy pop on the cover and it was
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a collection of short reviews of the 315
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in the world in his it rock and roll
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a book you know that you keep in the
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bathroom when you thumb through and
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you're like oh right I agree that that's
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something by the seasons in the sun by
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Carrie Jack's right great song
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I'm gonna go check and see if it's in
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the present for you was an action figure
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it still in the original packaging of
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course i have not i'm not one MIB it is
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an action figure from the movie wall-e
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now and it is the minor character of the
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robot washer mao mode the robot washer
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that's my daughter's favorite and
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probably my favorite i love mo oh my god
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that's so sweet it's on literally on my
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Amazon wish list maybe that's where they
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our fair our fans in Germany sent you a
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oh my god what you have here it's right
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next to your cello and I got your nausea
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not I feel terrible but we said about
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Germany no no internal they had a way to
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get us things
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Germany's fine they can take it you know
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the Germans are used to being cheese
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they like pastry don't think they like
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certain pastries they like they like
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pastries with the with the poppy seeds
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on glossy street obviously pastries but
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yet again cake they like cake in Germany
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shake you love cake you know they like
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bacon austria through in Germany they
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let bread with mustard food sounds
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hearty either heart EP you like
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literally like toast with honey that's
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not dissimilar like toast with honey I
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you know I was thinking the other day in
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all the gas stations in Germany they saw
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these hot dogs which they call sausages
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are versed with whom I saw these really
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long sausages make the comically huh
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well I get a perm like an atomic long I
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mean they have these that they have
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these jars these glass jars at every gas
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station in German like the eggs is like
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that kind of thing yeah yeah it's like
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it's like a hard-boiled egg next to the
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bar except it's a glass jar filled with
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like hot dog water
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long sausages
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oh but and you go and get one of these
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things and then they give you a role to
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go with this awesome but the role is the
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size of a baseball
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so you have this 18 inches sausage and
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then this baseball-sized role and I for
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the life of me I mean I've been there
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I've been there dozens of times and I
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love these these versts but i do not
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understand how they're meant to be
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consumed
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I don't know if you hold the hot dog in
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one hand and the role in the other and
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you take a bite out of one of the Bible
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yeah I think you have to alternate
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winner ends or do you do you cut the
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worst into quarters you cut down
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lengthwise and then in half and you
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could you make up just a small incision
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and fold it to make a triple-dog mm says
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here and just just quickly I 18 inches
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is 45.7 centimeters you three times and
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rivers 945-10 reverse it sounds to me
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like and he said he said the man was
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approximately six inches right which
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would be what than 15 centimeters you it
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seems to me and by the way that is the
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worst would be eight and a half credit
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card with right little this is our I
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thought we were going to quote your
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records
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you're allowed to your the art or so
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what you're saying is don't want to or
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could actually you can actually fold
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this versed in thirds and put it in the
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bomb can actually he's got a lot of
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rules to get a lot of rules about a lot
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of things they do you know we should get
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into some of them but I've been learning
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a lot about things that are illegal in
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Germany and and maybe first folding is
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not so maybe something that's frowned
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I couldn't tell you used in these gas
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stations and everybody that's in there
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you know the Germans are there they're
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not making a lot of eye contact actually
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sitting on gas stations the Germans
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everybody's sitting around this gas
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station eating these worst and I've been
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watching them trying to figure out like
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what the way to do it is everybody's got
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a different method fucking lucky nuria's
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it's like eating oreos it maybe it's the
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German oreo is a is a hot dog in a bit a
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small bun long hot dog in a small button
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that's the German or al
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that whole like eating out of a jar I
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mean it's such an obvious joke like a
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Simpsons thing but like I have never in
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you know and I John we've talked i mean
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i've eaten a lot of shit from 7-11 I'm
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not like actual literal shit like I've
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had some very bad things from the 7-11
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never had any desire to reach my arm and
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is a brine or vinegar what's giving
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sense of what's up
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okay i'm sorry i'm being reductive here
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load i'm doing the intellectual LARPing
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I don't like let me ask it a question
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John to your knowledge first of all have
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you ever eaten eggs out of the jar in a
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fast food place
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no but i have eaten a jalapeno pepper
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out of the jar huh i I've got I I you
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know I'm very uncomfortable as you know
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I'm very uncomfortable with open
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containers of of food any kind of salad
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bar type scenario ever since nine eleven
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I can't stop thinking about it with my
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not at all no no i mean i like i like
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scrambled eggs a cake digs but I don't
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want me to exile make good eggs
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I don't like a hard-boiled egg not at
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all and I don't like a brined and his
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people way overcooked their eggs
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including my wife i have a7 method
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either method first she doesn't listen
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to this podcast I never she's just she
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keeps thinking that she's gonna listen
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to the rubber girl episode but is that
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the one that's the one you're going to
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introduce her to right let's start over
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so start at the top right let's give a
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revolver
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I'm saying hey honey on like this
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darling 12 will get back to them all
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right that down for later but i do have
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a bulletproof a cooking method but ok so
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you've had what did you see I saw this
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on the internet yeah there somebody
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saying the actual best way to make a
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hard-boiled egg is not to boil it all
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but to put them in the oven to bake the
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egg turns out in the oven
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have you considered this i had not but
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that would not be boiling
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well no but it would be i mean the egg
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probably would be boiling inside itself
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you know the best way to cook cook fried
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bacon is slowbro staying well you know
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here's what you do you get you get a
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rolling boil right this might be
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starting a great club kilbourne the
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witness at the Daily Show guy anyway the
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New York Times guy billboard
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ok thank you i was actually on his show
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the craig kilborn show when I was in RB
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no kidding you put that out there i
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think a harbinger playing sad sweetheart
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of the rodeo on the great class
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Jerry's on and it was my first time ever
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playing the bass through an amplifier
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you're kidding what outcome on I don't
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you don't believe that late late show
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with craig oh my god we were so we
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searched and you're right in the
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thumbnail John you were not loose shirt
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I see your face and I was the keyboard
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player in the band right and Aaron
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Hoffman the bass player of harvey danger
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got sick what we want we got very sick
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nice guy and he had to go home and we
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were at the airport at Reagan National
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Airport in Washington DC where I have
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been multiple times and we're standing
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the airport errands like I gotta go I
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gotta go home I gotta go to the hospital
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and he did he went to the hospital would
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have flu and pneumonia
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haha poor aaron he's such a good guy
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he's a wonderful man and a great
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musician whose we and that's all they're
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good and yes i agree but so we're
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standing at the airport and then wewe
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we're we're waiting to get on an
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airplane to go to Los Angeles to play on
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the craig kilborn show and the bass
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player like basically walks across the
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airport to a different airline and puts
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credit card down and is on an airplane
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20 minutes later and is gone like poof
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and so we're standing there sitting on
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our guitar cases and the the the bands
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like what are we going to do we gotta
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cancel this show and talking back and
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forth and then they all kind of look at
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me at once and they're like could you
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play the bass forty-second Street get
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out there kid and I was like ye sure
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although i had never played the bass has
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got some fruity changes on it doesn't it
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is a senior straightforward and the net
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is like a lead guitar player whose own
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is just playing the bass the key is his
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bass lines are not easy to hide a lot
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well and just like he plays through
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distortion box he plays like anyplace
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melodies so I'm like I can do this and
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they got the business before nine eleven
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so they got the base out of the base
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case it put it in my hand and they said
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carry this on the airplane
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listen to the song on your headphones
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and learning while we fly across the
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country in a plane seat so I'm sitting
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in the back of this airplane with this
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because I walk on the airplane with the
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base and they're like
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can we help you put that in an overhead
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compartment and I said lady I'm supposed
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to be on national television tomorrow
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and I did I have never played this
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instrument before so you are not taking
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you're not touching this guitar i'm
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gonna have this with me and they put me
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in a seat in the back where there was
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nobody sitting next to me which again
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does not happen anymore and I spent the
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whole plane flight with this base in my
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hand and listening to the song we landed
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and there was a limo to pick us up and i
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sat in a limo with the base and my
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headphones now we got to the hotel and i
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stayed up basically all night learning
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basically learning to play the bass my
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fingers were all blistery and and read
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and I was like man and in the morning I
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woke up did it again
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listen to song playing the bass the limo
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came to pick us up took us to the craig
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kilborn show whole way there practicing
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and we walk in they walk us onto the
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stage and the guy there's a guy standing
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there he hands me a cable i plug it in
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to the base and go full bump and that's
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the first time i've ever played a
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amplified base and then I turn and
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there's a man saying who goes we're on
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in five four three two and then we start
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playing the song and i have I had never
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played it with a band i had never played
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an amplified bass guitar and that is the
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that is the version of said sweetheart
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of the rodeo you'll see on the internet
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on the craig kilborn scared watching how
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to go it went great because i was fueled
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by I had massive waves of adrenaline
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right so I'm just like well and not only
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am I not only playing the bass but i'm
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also singing harmony parts which I had
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not been practicing right i think is so
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much like a dream from junior high it
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was crazy
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I I used to sing harmony parts from
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behind the keyboard but as i was
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learning the bass part i forgot that i
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also had all these singing parts and
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then once I was out there and we were
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playing the song i was playing the bass
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i just started singing my harmony parts
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too because i was fueled by such a
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massive adrenaline way and I went fine i
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went great
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um but then also we're after the show
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we're in the green room and I'm coming
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down like off of a you know a thousand
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waves of cocaine power of having just
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done that made my base debut on national
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television and everybody looks mean
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they're like well you know our next
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shows in buffalo in two days can you
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learn the rest of the set
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can you learn the whole set on the base
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and I was like yes I totally can and so
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I spent the next two days like floor
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again on an airplane flying to buffalo
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in a hotel in Buffalo learning every
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song and in the Army Ranger said and you
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know the first night was pretty rough
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the second night was better and by the
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third night I felt like yeah I've got it
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i'll i just learned 15 songs on
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instrument I've never played for my
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hands were just every night were just
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covered in blood because i had and i
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haven't been able to develop any
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calluses it was just I just shredded my
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fingers and after the third show I was
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like I got it and I quit practicing and
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that night I went out had some food in a
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restaurant watched a little TV and the
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hotel room went to sleep woke up the
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next day feeling good went for a walk
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and then we went to the show and I had
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no recollection of any of the songs i
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could not remember the first note of any
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one of the 15 songs and walked out on
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stage somewhere in Pennsylvania was just
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like uh nothin it had I stopped
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practicing and it was kept in my skit
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was kept in my ram was kept in my rom
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never wrote to disk it never wrote the
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desk it was just in it was just there in
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flash memory and then it was all gone
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and i had to basically had to start at
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the start and andrey learn how all the
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songs went again that night so that by
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the show the following day I kind of had
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it all back
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but there's one show in pencil and thank
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god this is before people had camera
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phones there's one show in Pennsylvania
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with where i was out there just thrown
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my biggest bass shapes and basically was
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improvising improvised soloing over the
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over the entire so you can remember what
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key it's in and like just paying out on
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the route a little bit odd
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it's gonna look I look over the guitar
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player and he'd be declaring at me and I
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was just like what is the note was
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Sean's response you know Sean Sean he's
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a pro he's a pro he's the frontman right
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so he's out at the front of the stage
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he's trying to put on a show and that he
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was used to the band behind him being a
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little chaotic so this this wasn't the
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problem
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probably that shown Pennsylvania where I
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didn't remember any of the notes
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probably wasn't even the worst harvey
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danger she'll probably in the top with
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nothing i'm leaving with or without you
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yeah yeah yeah i mean their thirst shows
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where I wasn't even in the band that
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probably rivaled at 44
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no I mean certainly number of people on
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stage who don't know what they're doing
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I don't think it was even in the top ten
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be in the audience for any of this hi i
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saw some harvey danger shows before i
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was in the band some that were
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miraculous some that were absolutely on
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fire and some were they were truly
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miraculous in another way and then so
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what good did you get back at Sean later
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by make him sleep in the van
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well Sean realized as everyone did
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pretty early but when we first started
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going on tour in because it don't know
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you you better hide Shawna Nelson in the
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long winter by singer harvey danger in
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your apartment later became the long
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winters keyboard player and backing
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and like having like them apples and
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take that take that
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yeah the say hello to the new boss same
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as the old boss but it but at the
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beginning of those early tours there was
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a lot of resistance from people to sleep
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in the family i don't want to leave and
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I want to sleep in the hotel room and so
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I was like all right also in the van you
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know you guys double up in some bed in a
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super 8 motel but then people realized
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that now they're young guys they're most
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of the guy
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well everybody else in the band besides
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me was in their twenties and they want a
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little privacy you have compulsive
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masturbator in the back they want a
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little they want a little masturbation
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yes and so if you slept in the van that
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was your opportunity to play with
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yourself that's also 66 hours of not
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having to be around the other guys right
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Charlotte be huge
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ah oh my god no one is telling no one is
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trying to tell me stories about the
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Civil War no one is lecturing me right
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now about Tippecanoe and Tyler don't
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touch my tinkerbell poster
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no one is yelling at me no one is no one
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is opening a can of tuna fish and
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spreading it on a pita bread
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no one is explaining to me why
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sebadoh is the greatest band in American
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history i can just sit here and
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masturbate and enjoy a little alone time
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sleepytime so the van became like a
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thing that people would fight over
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that's it so i keep thinking the whole
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time you say this answer however
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sensible but look what
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there must have been times when that if
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you like paid off by somebody being
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there when somebody tried to break in
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and how many times did that happen and
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who was there
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well our drummer Michael our drummer at
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the time Michael Schilling who is now a
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professor of literature at cornish
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College of the Arts nice was in the band
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one night when a guy jumped up on the
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back bumper and started shooting
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roman candles Rockets roman candles Oh
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Sparky kind
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yeah well like shooting
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flaming balls like boom boom roman
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candles and Michael tells the story it
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sounded kind of like a fever dream where
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he uh the thing is we never he came
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running into the hotel rooms like you
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guys you guys come out this guy's
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attacking the van we all went out there
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and there's nobody there and there's
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nothing no sign of anything it kind of
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reminded me of the of the ghost of the
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civil war debt that i saw when i was
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sleeping in and out in front of your
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yeah so I can't think of a time when
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somebody when like two thugs and a
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crowbar snuck up and were gonna try and
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break into the man but this is also
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because when I would leave a club with a
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van full of gear and some dudes i would
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take a circuitous route to lose any
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tales that I might have I would use some
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of my tail losing techniques that I
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learned in my FBI surveillance manual
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would lose any tail so what by the time
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we got to the hotel
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it's pretty safe pretty secure in the
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knowledge that we had not been followed
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just a bunch of people from some kind of
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black ops shaking their fists at your
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friend live although dammit
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well the other thing I would do is if I
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felt like somebody was really going to
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if I felt like it was a situation where
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there are a lot of guys lurking around
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eyeball in our man i get everybody in
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the band we drive for three hours after
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the countryside like in the direction
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you need to get the direction we need to
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go okay so it's like you know if you
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guys want to rip our van that's fine you
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just have to follow us out into the
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night at 4am we're gonna pull over at
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the super eight somewhere and then do
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your worst
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there's something on you know I try to
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be sensitive about these things because
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i know you are i have to have to imagine
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somewhat circumspect about what you
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share in a public forum like this
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certainly contribute your knowledge and
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wisdom is something you're you're very
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generous in sharing but you're the
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various techniques that allow you to
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conduct yourself in the way you do now
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or in some kind of apocalyptic world are
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things we want to you know you don't
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tell people the gun sitting right here
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actually you don't say oh yeah I've got
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a bunch of like silver ingots i'm using
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as a like a book stands you know these
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things called the end of the row books
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you're a canny man now i need over a
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cougar ain't getting it over a
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Krugerrand well they don't make silver
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crooms overwhelming you don't want you
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don't gold golden gold Krueger in what
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they do but you know gold is a lot more
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expensive than silver I was sure okay
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it's easier to cash silver to do denny's
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or something
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oh I you in cash like see a cna sure
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like geocaching another thing is before
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i had had as much exposure to you in
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general and specifically to your you
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know it just got your training you know
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especially not by this personal training
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autodidactic training but here you're
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hot-headed exorcism
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I remember one day were not each stop me
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I game will cut this out of the city
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thing that the nose don't know I'm you
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and I were in public transit going
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somewhere here in San Francisco and and
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you would do this thing you would even
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we didn't we didn't want to talk about
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that you did this thing but you always
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do this thing that struck me as being
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extremely weird and and now I think it's
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really fucking weird but I understand
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why you do it which is I would stand up
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when our stop was coming I would stand
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up and go stand by the door and you have
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you would sit there in a way that was
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not only a stand not you not only one
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standing up but you kind of acted like
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you didn't know me like maybe something
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maybe this guy just happen to be saying
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there might be turning around looking at
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you your expression would not change but
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the doors would open i would i would
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walk out like an adult and a very last
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moment like Han Solo jumping through the
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closing sphincter you would dive through
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the door but no it's a John just for
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future reference if we ride meeting
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together when I stand up and move toward
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the door and sit next ones are stop
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thinking you can get on with me up and
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he said what did you say well you tell
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I think he says he said was I don't want
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people to know my move
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what's ahead of time because the Chinese
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lady with the chicken in the six pack
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bags up you know what I mean that could
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be like a kind of goldfinger situation i
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still do that you know when the when the
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when I was traveling with hodgman and
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we're sitting in an airport and they're
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like all right now boarding rows you
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know 115 and how it stands up and he's
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like that's us and like that's you
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usually what I mean we're enroute were
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both in row two or so nice to each other
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i might you can get on now if you want
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that so he's like well I do want i'm
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like okay bye
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he knows and he's staring at me all the
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way down the then i'm just sitting there
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reading a newspaper
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I don't get on an airplane maybe i might
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even take a flight maybe i'm just here
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making it work here around here or I'm
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gonna be reading this paper this might
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not be a paper you keep moving don't
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worry about me but not when the woman
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from the airplane actually when they
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have said final boarding doors are about
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the club and happy when they have said
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that three times and the woman at the
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gate kicks the little rubber foot on the
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door in order soon get close
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that's when I stand up and walk briskly
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to the gate you you hurl your carry-on
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bag and dot when a lot of times I'll be
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getting on the plane and they'll
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actually have to actually be shutting
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the door i'll be like one more coming
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through tearing off your fake mustache
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as you know I'm the last on the plane it
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means whatever guy was following me
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didn't make it on the blade that's right
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maybe next time comrade who I think
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could find a spot there so Hodgman gets
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on let me turn this off
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looks like you he's like oh it's time to
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board the plane oh yeah no I mean here's
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the thing John is I get swept up i get
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swept up like anybody in the whole
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boarding thing and you know me I'm a
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Buddhist not really but it's kind of
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Buddhist you know I like to keep my head
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about me
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I don't like to be somebody who's being
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driven by the anxiety of people around
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me it's a terrible fucking ideas nowhere
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to lead your life and you know it so the
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thing is at every moment of travel with
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our shopping
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guess you're not the the thing about
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traveling is that every step of the way
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in less you have the right mental
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attitude about travel you will
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constantly be going I can't fucking wait
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to get to the next thing and i'll be
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angry until I do
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that's the default state of all
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travelers so you want to get the fucking
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Airport you get the fucking Airport you
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can get your fucking bag checked right
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security
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hi dog coffee line fucking what really
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really you're in you're in seating area
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for and you're standing there with your
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six bags why don't you why don't you
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fucking move and and let this lady with
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a baby through god damn it makes me mad
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everybody's but I'm not really hungry
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right cuz i'm in the moment my head is
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removed some fucking Buddhist and I said
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her and i said in my State like a
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gentleman until they call it right and
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then I gonna see that that's what i do
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and then you get in there and
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everybody's jostling around though
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you're right in first class with
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mustache boy so you don't have the
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situation right but I don't hide your
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first class seat to pay for that you
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know sometimes position your musician
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you can't fight fate for things like
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that you know sometimes now they give
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you these like first-class upgrades for
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fifty bucks social Alaska he finally
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asked Roxy and Alaska's there but the
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thing is i'll tell you why I can already
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tell not to review i can tell it's
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bullshit first-class always checks in a
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hundred percent full have to say
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redundancy everyone nowadays they do
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always checks in a hundred percent 484
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when i travel with john hodgman who I
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travel is paid for
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he just peels off one of those
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novelty-sized builds and builds and
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builds up a novelty-sized buildings like
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this one's on me no I did over 60 of
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those commercials from television you
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know I know he did I thought of him on
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the end and we should talk about the
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shot photo of him on the internet the
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other day we still doing the show I
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thought you canceled our valued close
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door close this out yeah yeah we stopped
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a long time ago don't worry right now
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we're still recording
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and-and-and-and time we still have to
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keep moustache he had kind of kind of
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floppy like cool guy hair is he working
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floppy cool guy hair was he just was he
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was he like Shemp he just needed they
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need to kind of spat back down your kind
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of cool he looks like he's working a
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well here's the here's the thing is the
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thing about 900 here like a lot of
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people he he he struggled to find of the
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right haircut for a long time I think
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because um you know he has a unusual
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head shape
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he has a head shape that that you can't
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just go into a barber and say give me
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the standard a preppy haircut I don't
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think you could either you extremely
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large head
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well that's why I taught myself how to
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cut my own hair right he went to Yale
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and he went to yell so he was used to
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going to barbers and having barbering
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done i heard they have a whole
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skullenbones a salon with that's true
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stolen bones barbershop
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yep but so for a long time I think here
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he was just having his hair cut by
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somebody and it he would get a different
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you know it'd be a different experience
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every time well um in my a sense we've
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known each other
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I mean I think at one point his wife
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even suggested that I cut his hair and
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he was very very unwilling to have me
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cut his hair how do you feel about her
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even offering that up on his people's he
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was furious at her he was just like no
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no no no no and partly it was that he
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didn't want me touching him and partly
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2.1 bad that was not a thing and she was
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like but I mean I think you know so he
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grew his hair a little bit and I think
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the prospect maybe even the prospect of
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having me cut his hair was enough to
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what was enough to cause him to start
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thinking about it just as he did it had
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an effect
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well since that time he has started
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wearing his hair in what i think is a
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much much more becoming style for him
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and you know for me I think like if i
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cut my hair to short on the sides it
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really it really exacerbates the bigness
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of my head doesn't make you look like a
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juggalo makes me look more like a it
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makes me look like a guy that used to be
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in shape now has a 26 inch neck and
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sells right so its profitability still
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thinks to himself as being like BP yeah
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you'd be slipped guys and he's going to
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those got one of those holiday a graphic
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tee with like this douchebag German
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gothic black-letter things on it you
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know it does outs to see or something
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like that up that guy
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yeah right so pretty done date-raped by
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net hardy shirt how does that work and
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Hardy is the hotrod guy right behind 10
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what about a shower sandals are kinda
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rapey what I have never you know what I
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don't have a shower sandals like for you
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I take my I take my chances i get in the
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shower and it's like do I am I going to
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get foot fungus here is that concern
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that concern is contagion like you gonna
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tell virus going to get to buyers are
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going to get jock foot
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yes and so I take my chances
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yeah well flip flops and only flip flops
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either i don't like him I don't like him
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I don't like anybody in them when i was
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living in new york it was right during
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the transition between when girls girls
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during the nineties you remember all
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wore big chunky boots on that puts him
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and I thought that was so sexy little
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skinny legs
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yea big chunky boots and a little
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babydoll dresses who and then right
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there at the end of the nineties there
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was this transition all of a sudden they
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were wearing really expensive flip-flops
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like expensive flip-flop high heel flip
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flops I don't think you can do that by
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your flip-flops that's what that was the
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new fashion and I was so disgusted by
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first of all because people's toes are
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disgusting
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no absolutely second of all combat boots
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are sexy
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I i figured when we got to combat boots
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and baby doll dresses that we were at
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the end of fashion who and that girl's
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this was that this was going to be sexy
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from here on out
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ok that somehow there would be like
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would be like the nasdaq in an 89 that
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we would just be able to sustain this
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level of awesomesauce forever
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yeah right you can wear different
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dresses your pants and we will see
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variations on this but at this point
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taste has changed but the boot the boot
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boots boots whoo that's we're done
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it's a great look and then high heel
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flip flops came in and I was and I'm
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right on the subways all the time
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looking at these girls and I'm like you
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craggy gnarly toes I don't want to see
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this i want you in boots
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this it's big you know how cold our
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neighborhood is like almost all the time
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like it's 53 in our neighborhood every
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day because the the winter comes in with
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a very very unusual climate even for San
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Francisco San Francisco's got a crazy
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climate but even i live in a pretty cold
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neighborhood where there are days will
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be little bit 50 to 55 it goes up and
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down but I mean it's Tommy statically it
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always ends back around 53 or 54 right
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and these kids if they're not wearing
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their ugg boots they're wearing they're
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wearing their fucking flip flops and i
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think it's i think it's literally an
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atrocity I wow I was gonna get it's
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worse than him if there's anything worse
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than Hitler it's a lot of this modern
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footwear no i'm not in the really the
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ugg boots
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it's like you dress like a hooker onto
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your hook on her day off and not in a
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good bacon way like yeah that's that's
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awful Johnny I'm talking about going to
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laundromat I'm talking about like
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walking around the mall and flip-flops
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that's not appropriate
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basically if you are a girl between the
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ages of 13 and sixty you should be
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wearing combat boots at all times haha
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but but no no Noah but no on navel
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piercings no piercings of any kind that
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maybe your piercings right if your
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Mexican impressed but now you're you're
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attractive you represent the apex apex
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of fashion at least in the last century
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and you're ready to run if shit goes
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down at the airport you're not going to
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get in John's way
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thank you yes ready you not only are you
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not going to get in my way but if I grab
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you by the hand and say come with me if
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you want to live you come with me if you
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want to live you have you have the
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appropriate Footwear that we can you
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know like team up basically environment
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and airport i'm scanning to see who
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which girls have combat boots on and
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then I'm choosing among those who i'm
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going to use as a maid to repopulate the
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world and and that I mean this it's a
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lot like let's get it dr. Strangelove
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you're going to need that attraction you
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know especially as you age
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um you're gonna need an extremely high
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level maybe an untenable let's be honest
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unintentionally high level
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of of sexual attraction in order for you
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to be able even do anything toward
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approaching repopulating the planet
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yeah i mean that's a big responsibility
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let me ask you this and you you that
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they say this is it this is the last
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call flight 3515 to to seattle the doors
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closing you throw your bag you hurl
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yourself through and right behind you
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up comes a slender girl both no belly
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button ring don't in a baby doll with
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big ass combat boots are and she gets up
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she dusts herself off as she says I i
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she's almost certainly a SMERSH agent I
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really stopping there
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