Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John how are you I'm Merlin [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► was going it's going pretty good [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► yeah my mouth a little dry was that [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► well you know I quit drinking coffee and [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► without coffee in the morning it's [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► nothing else seems good so i don't so [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► don't eat breakfast I don't have juice i [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► just kind of sit in [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► I would know first of all I got to say [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► that I don't know if you're looking for [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► a little i should go on the side but you [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► being sad and saying that line in a [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► commercial could be like the best thing [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► that ever happened to the company [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► industry without coffee [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► nothing in life soon good without coffee [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► is delicious lubricating mouth listeners [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► John Rother it doesn't know what to do [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► with himself in the morning [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► my mouth is dry and my taste buds aren't [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► thrilled like they normally are you need [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► coffee now i have to tell you like [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► there's things i think the hardest part [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► for me with any kind of habit and I have [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► many many bad habits i've been adding a [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► couple of week on and you're [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► skateboarding again a terrible habit i [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► can keep with the Garlett sucks i'm [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► doing that doing a 720 they call it the [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► 720 uh yeah they do call was about the [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► 720 okay all the 720 without a [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► Nicaraguan my mouth need you know [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► someone in the cigar goes a little bit i [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► literally just find twice while I blew a [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► guy from Central America a big [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► Nicaraguan the big ring gauge 52 don't [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► seem like your argument I don't smoke [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► but here's here's the thing keep their [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► stuff around the house or wow no no abre [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► la puerta a problem where job putting up [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► some kitchen cabinets are my Spanish is [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► poor John my god that's funny you live [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► in California and yours [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► I should really be focusing on the [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► mandarin my Cantonese you hear michael [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► here with my fake am I think Mandarin oh [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► my god i don't really talk [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► up that's your fake Mandarin that [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► sounded like to fool ooh la la you eaten [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► in my neighborhood there's probably [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► there's a lot of like money hands and [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► cthulhu in a lot of the food you don't [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► want this morning speaking of money [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► hands and concealer is this morning I [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► went to that place to place you enjoy [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► here in wichita my god I love that place [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► he's such a sweet guy it's the dirtiest [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► food I've ever eaten I've eaten some [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► dirty food i'm gonna mention them by [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► name because i don't know but i would [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► like you know I've learned a couple [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► things about my neighborhood actually [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► I'd like to share for songwriting [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► espanol [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► so you say that in Spanish he said who [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► espanol [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► yeah on you lo siento most i want to [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► start off by saying lo siento that's [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► less than to just rolls off my lingua [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► hate got one season was a issue yours [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► lo siento primera listing ended second [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► oh so español it's hard i'm sorry i [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► don't come back to your mouth also have [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► a good friend who's living in France now [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► who has a child with a French lady [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► anemia and here [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► well that would be if you had a [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► childhood Spanish lady had trouble with [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► the French lady it's something else they [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► start a war that kind of thing that a [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► media but but I said that so how how's [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► your friends and he said I don't speak [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► French and I said well your daughter is [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► like seven years old now how's her [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► English he said not so good at analyze [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► so how's that working he said well like [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► a lot of French people my daughter [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► thinks that I'm kind of stupid big [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► French i think by some measures I don't [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► want to sound some callow but by some [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► major she's stupid [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► I think that's purely a French don't [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► think he's just this stupid [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► I mean I think that's pretty fucking [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► download doesn't learn to speak to you [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► know what I'm saying it's like having [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► it's like having a deaf daughter and not [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► bothering to learn how to sorry not [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► different [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► oh that you think i don't know which a [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► deaf child you should learn to sign do [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► you think what else I don't know it's [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► like I don't know I'm remember immersion [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► I don't know [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► because i'm not here to judge that's not [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► matter slices it the deceased Iran's [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► license a deaf child no connection hard [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► that would be on him he wanted to [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► explain something about like what kind [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► of wood was used in the room was [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► recorded in and maybe going to look at [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► the voice but not anywhere Spanish for [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► mouth mouth and talk about your mouth [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► being dry okay [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► poka poka poka poka his mouth Pocoyo [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► well so what [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► what's but mouth in Chinese in fig [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► Mandarin be serious you really wanna [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► know I don't wanna hear it don't do it [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► up and come back to your mouth but don [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► so this place that we go you've been [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► yeah uh yeah and so it's you know dim [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► sum is a kind of dumpling i know i know [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► people who live on the on the two sides [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► of the country now this but you know [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► it's it's a very popular Chinese like [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► most Americans another was that another [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► anti Oklahoma City joke but you just [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► made no no giving people in the middle [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► of America and everyone can dokie [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► they're good people 10-15 years from now [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► when they get computers and wires god [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► they're gonna get mad [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► uh-oh guys will get wires your mama care [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► at me [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► Thank You wires in oklahoma city I love [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► that some small haggar right [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► ya know get wired be there when they get [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► wires in Oklahoma on fire today it's in [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► flagellation spinach and play go and I [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► drink I drink like a like two [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► tablespoons of coconut I'm like a [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► throwaway I can't drink sweet things [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► anymore [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► oh really you you're quitting pop you [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► know I've been offered for a long time [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► goddammit that So You Think actual like [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► carbonated water in cannes you've been [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► drinking that front mount a sodastream [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► and so I've just been down in those 12 [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► packs from lucky [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► yeah it's crazy it's like I'm on the [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► past again I used to be able drink a lot [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► of beer John I don't you know that [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► I never saw you during your your many [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► many cans of paps phase [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► yeah you know it's weird i have a lot of [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► really problematic things but I i think [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► i might be a you can tell me if this is [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► the kind of things to come up in [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► meetings but like I can just an honor [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► flight today I can't drink beer like it [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► makes me really really tired but I used [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► to be a guy who could just drink a whole [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► lot of beer you know what let's not get [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► into it now let me ask you this as a man [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► in his forties yes is there anything [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► that doesn't make you tired haha man i'm [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► saying my god John that's the question I [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► never would have expected at least want [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► to hear the chatter and laughter you [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► everything makes me tired sleeping makes [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► me tired i know a single thing that even [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► the things that you love the most [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► do they not oh my god the worst I you [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► know the thing is a kid as you know I'm [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► a bad parent and I my daughter I are [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► really super into Star Wars i swear i [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► got like she's she's into it too I swear [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► to god I'm sure I will you know what I'm [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► not being that guy yeah my dad is an old [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► fan shutter a lot of dads out there who [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► are doing some questionable things but [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► and justifying but by saying she's into [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► a2 yeah yeah it's not football [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► this is angela Skywalker totally [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► different help the Anakin Skywalker so [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► one of the things I'm doing I don't [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► don't tell her I said this but on [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► there's really only kind of two things [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► in life that I really if I had my [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► druthers that that she would like you [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► know students i wish you know one of [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► them is not start worse it's really I i [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► really hope that she likes to unite [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► again let me just stipulate this is not [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► me saying I hope she's like me in two [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► ways because I hope she likes to read [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► and I hope she likes music and she's [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► kind of into reading and she's kind of [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► into music and you know me like I don't [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► push her into anything but really she's [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► still a zygote you can't tell what she's [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► got a very of all of my many many [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► problems in life I was a very early [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► reader so I mean it is ok but you were [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► very early reader but there was a there [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► was a there was a decided minimum of [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► other things to distract you right i was [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► also there is very very lonely John so [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► maybe she's got she's got a million [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► things besides reading that she can a [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► million ways she can input information [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► and I think this is this is going to be [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► the fifth card I don't return to this [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► but really I think literacy as a concept [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► is changing i loath to admit that but I [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► really think it's true we should come [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► after that so here's the thing i bought [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► a bunch of star wars books some of them [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► are awesome like visual encyclopedia you [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► know the school DK books they've got [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► about all different things I don't do [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► not know anything about the car wars [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► books [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► John just just just really i don't know [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► a thing about the trying to try and see [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► past your numerous counteracts and just [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► stay with me [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► Nancy Drew Hardy Boys means you really [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► that's what I need to go well she's a [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► little girl Nancy Drew solves mysteries [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► disappear Brown I know but I did 20 what [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► was his name [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► the little boy who solved solved the [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► detective stories and smoke cigarettes [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► and his name was a close family and [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► Socrates oh you have his name [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► you know my keyboard is still dead on my [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► computer I look it up on the Internet [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► written that down here and we really [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► need to talk about that now I mean not [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► because it's about computers because I [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► you're like a man who has a dry in [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► missing mouth at this point [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► yeah I said in front of my computer and [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► I could move the mouse i can click on [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► things but the Internet has been try [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► this at home [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► the internet has been reduced to just [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► things i can click on i can i can add no [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► text of my own [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► this is the funny thing I mean obviously [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► you've always need to type letters but [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► the original Macintosh they designed [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► every application so that short of the [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► times when you had actually make words [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► you you know you wouldn't need the [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► keyboard but obviously if you want to [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► have words and search for things i don't [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► find porn without without typing well I [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► have to go to these i have bookmarked [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► all these automobile sites who are [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► dealing with classic cars and so I go [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► there and then I just have to click on [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► things and hope that if i click on [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► enough advertisements i will click [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► through to some porn [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► I mean ice like that the hundred [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► thousand monkeys yeah right you click on [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► click on the add for motor oil [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► eventually had will find something tank [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► yeah even the on that page you see an ad [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► for you know getting your tires rotated [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► very they call it bubble sorting your [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► kind of going through and you're just [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► saying less is more that that's good [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► that's really good just for that pretty [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► soon it's like oh did you mean get your [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► tires rotated and you're like wow I'm I [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► I don't know what you're saying but yes [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► click and then you're on my like wrote [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► in quotes rotate your tires right if [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► you're ready those kind of like New [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► Yorker ads for like buckwheat pillow and [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► put lights you know you're going the [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► wrong way your tire so I got checked out [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► get out [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► let's get to skate when you skate key on [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► ah fuck boca oh so anyway I got the star [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► wars books and you know she's always [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► saying this day I had had lunch with [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► this the sky is that kind of like a [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► friend of mine is like kind of a hero of [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► mine actually worked on some star wars [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► movies great guy and we're talking about [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► like what you showed your kids because [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► he's got a kid is just a little younger [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► than my daughter and I was saying like [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► you know I accept my bad Parenthood but [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► I I'm really okay with her watching Star [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► Wars movies and pics are not partly [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► because you know what I like them [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► it's not a dora the explorer and you [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► have a deal with dora the explorer at [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► all [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► no my child is is still too young to [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► understand what any of these things are [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► she the only time she's like something [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► that's like saying I just hope I just [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► hope i get her away from mumps and [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► rubella like you proactively get in [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► front I I understand the theory and you [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► know and i have i've spoken to many of [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► my my wired friends not friends who work [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► at wired but i don't want to say cyber [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► friends for cyber friends let's say [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► cyber friends and you know there are [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► there a lot of there are a lot of [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► opinions but they seem to break into two [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► camps one of the camps is I as the [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► father i'm going to curate her digital [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► life so that she gets only the best Star [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► Wars crap and the other fathers are like [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► that uh ten years from now they're only [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► gonna be books so just give him the [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► given the gadgets and let them figure my [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► friends am i think half are [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► ideologically reductive and i think the [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► other half are reductively illogical [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► that is a false dilemma you wanted to [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► know your college you didn't graduate [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► from that's a nice mm i do both I way [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► I'm helping I'm helping I don't want to [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► watch dora the explorer i'm in the third [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► school which is that that until she's 16 [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► or her afternoons are going to be sent [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► been chopping firewood cutting trail we [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► got a lot of trails around here that [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► need improvement to read the Bible I [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► mean like we got it you got to get out [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► there in the woods you got to cut some [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► trail you gotta concentrate i like that [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► term you know I mean you play that up [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► just make that up no customer that's so [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► that's an old that's a whole day old [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► trapper miner 49er have no idea what it [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► means but I can't think of a possible [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► place that wouldn't apply exactly [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► exactly your lines right one right now [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► no you're in line mcdonalds taking [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► telling you come on asshole cut some [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► trail right here with your lady as you [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► do and you say you know what let's let's [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► let's put this one away and cut some [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► trail [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► let's cut the aid baby let's cut some [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► trail like it exactly you want to cut [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► some trail so anyway that's my mind was [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► my philosophy is the only the only video [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► screens that she's gonna see in her life [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► are going to be when she's over at her [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► friends houses where her parents don't [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► understand how life works absolutely or [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► when she's after you've been like [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► indicted or something in that solution [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► the judge is on the other monitor or [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► something like that yeah [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► or when she's trying to get my attention [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► and I'm looking at my phone why they [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► call it social only those things that [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► you don't think she's going to see a [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► screenshot screen time [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► so anyway sorry star wars books that's [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► all the screen time things complicated [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► it really is and you know it's funny [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► though because I sometimes get these [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► cautionary tales I try so hard to not [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► like sometimes in the morning I like [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► look at my computer something i'm tired [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► of waking up even with my coffee which [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► yeah what's the best part of waking up [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► your computer in the morning we got come [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► back to this right now on your card [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► I understand you're doing that John was [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► talking more about you said you stopped [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► for a while you're sleeping better [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► oh yeah the you know I quit drinking [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► caffeine because I anything because [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► anything that makes me have a have an [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► edge over the week I I like to like to [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► try so I see all the people in Seattle [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► that wasn't within within your [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► boundaries within some boundaries within [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► within a few boundaries boundaries are [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► secondarily physical and pharmacological [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► but if i may say you cut a lot of trail [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► with your boundaries you that's just [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► part of a much larger thing that I've [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► been something much larger system i [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► think yeah well I was you know the other [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► day I was at a hotel in los angeles and [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► i was i was we were having a little [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► salon there and there's a there was a [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► fellow there who is a famous podcast [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► Empire type of character who's also a [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► very snappy dresser [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► and he starts to break this is this [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► little mustache boy he started to berate [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► me know what the deal is with that guy [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► because i'm sitting in the lobby of this [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► fancy hotel and I'm dressed in that in [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► at in an outfit that is generally you [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► know what it is like casual cool just [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► wearing your jacket from the prisoner [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► because i was wearing some my white [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► piping South OTT with you what you had [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► some white piping and Syria that reads [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► as the prisoner is that is that what [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► you're looking for [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► oh I it's a hell i always like to feel [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► like i might walk into a train station [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► bathroom and it's actually a portal to [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► wizard school for me might be easy [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► steampunk and I want to talking to [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► mustache make penny farthing and he he [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► starts to break me because I'm wearing [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► white athletic socks with my with my [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► outfit of otherwise of careful [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► discernment and I said well white [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► athletic socks are more than a matter of [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► personal style they are it's a survival [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► students a survival technique and he [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► hugged he thaws and all the people at [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► the table you know gonna fall in that la [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► style we're all wearing clothes that you [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► know that they couldn't survive for 20 [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► minutes in the desert inn and I said [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► listen you never know when the [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► apocalypse is going to come it could [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► come at any time it could come right now [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► while we're sitting here and you're [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► wearing your expensive men's hoser II [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► and she's wearing four-inch high heels [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► and then all of a sudden we're not [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► sitting here with waiters bringing us [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► calamari we are trekking across a [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► waterless burning deserts cape and my [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► white socks are going to wick away [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► moisture and they're going to keep my [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► feet comfortable and one-by-one you [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► you people are going to drop off and [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► become hyena food and you're gonna say [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► now he had he had the white piping on [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► his jacket looked pretty good but it was [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► the White Sox that ended up being the [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► deciding factor [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► is I think you're right and I I'm just [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► thinking I don't know quite how to [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► express my admiration it's nice to be a [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► table with you when the room really [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► changes but it's a nice feeling because [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► it is it isn't leave that you're just [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► simply a disturbing outside of crack [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► it's that youryour you have wisdom as [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► you know i mean as certainly as our [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► listeners now you're bringing a lot of [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► wisdom helping people but you have a way [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► of really reframing things for people [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► and when I can be a little disruptive [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► especially if they can't leave well this [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► is the thing with their second try to [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► run in heels like that that I calculus [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► so it's terrible they have to take them [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► off and then they're in their pantyhose [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► and you can't run across he's burning [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► answer going anywhere fancy house [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► anymore [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► well in any case every time I see a girl [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► with a belly button piercing I say the [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► same thing which is what if you and I [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► need to get over a chain-link fence [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► really fast like do you think your belly [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► button piercing is like how these women [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► you manage people [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► well it might be the greatest opening [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► let me ask you a question excuse me miss [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► let me ask you a question belly button [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► pierced what if we have to get over a [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► chain-link fence and ready to help you [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► know if that gets snagged we're both in [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► trouble and I'm not saying that you're [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► in trouble and I'm gonna because when [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► i'm with you right i gotta-i gotta stick [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► around I gotta fend off whatever [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► whatever devil dogs it is because now [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► you better you come to rely on her [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► well or at least you know I'm not a [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► mount I'm not a monster she might you [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► may know the combination for something [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► you need to be exactly [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► yes and now she's hanging upside down by [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► her belly button piercing from the top [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► of a chain-link fence [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► yeah and I'm then I got to go back over [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► the fence and i gotta i don't know i [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► gotta fight fight off whatever it is [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► that's chasing us [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► it's really you got to think about these [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► things well if you're not thinking about [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► it you will have to eventually right and [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► my wife watch out i kind of watches a [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► half [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► she's more into it tonight and I half [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► watch that show the walking dead it's [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► really good but you know I think I I [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► don't want to get the whole internet [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► zombie thing but I'm just saying once [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► you think even just kind of a little bit [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► about what you would do if you were [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► suddenly surrounded by zombies [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► I think suddenly you're getting a lot of [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► your piercings you know I think you're [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► doing a lot less like harajuku cosplay [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► like with funny shoes and complicated [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► hair that that's not going to stand up [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► well you're gonna be in situations where [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► you have to make a lot of instantaneous [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► decisions where you you see down this [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► tunnel of the future all the options [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► that you all the branches you might have [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► to deal with and if you're sitting there [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► thinking about a lot about a piercing [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► John M piercings [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► well and that that's why I walk around [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► with that look on my face that I have on [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► my face [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► most of the time which is which is a [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► look that's been carefully crafted to [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► suggest that if the shit goes down [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► suddenly and I'm in an airport for [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► instance and everyone in the room goes [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► from being there like I'm a civilized [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► person in an airport person to being [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► yeah person as as they transform I want [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► them as they're scanning the room for [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► the person to that for the person [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► closest to them but they're going to [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► either glom onto right or try and [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► cannibalize I want them to look at me [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► and then choose the next person you're [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► not planning your not panicking and if [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► you are the first of all like the city [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► they're scanning their suddenly scanning [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► their everybody scaring everybody phones [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► about to run out [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► they've been writing on facebook there's [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► nothing left that sandwich that they [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► bought in like a triangle applying the [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► triangle I hate the plastic triangle [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► isn't so much a question triangle that's [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► living and and the thing is that's gone [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► right on the front you're in a room with [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► 1600 people answering the MV and the the [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► facade is suddenly gone [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► oh no that the White Sox are off and the [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► thing is all those fucking energy drinks [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► your giant fucking energy drinks that [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► you drank and never made anything good [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► with there are gone [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► the ice is melted and now there's gonna [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► there's going to be had to be some [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► serious decisions you look at one man [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► that room you see the statuesque man [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► that's a little bit like the guy from [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► the prisoner and you're going to think [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► you're going to think twice about going [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► over there [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► yeah that's not the guy who's back [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► you're going to jump on and say carry me [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► out of here you can call or carry Gorp [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► or what kind of body we carry with you [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► in the event of oh yeah I always have a [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► I always have my eye on I got a little [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► pouches I don't reveal too much John I [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► mean for any variety of reasons i know [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► that there are certain things that we're [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► just not gonna talk about in right i [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► hope that i am respectful of those [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► things but i think i think you are [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► you're very good [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► um I mean I'll talk all day about the [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► makeshift makeshift weapon [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► you can improvise I don't know what I'm [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► gonna haha i write it down you can only [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► how to start a sharper image can be [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► someone somewhere in America somebody [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► sitting at a console in a giant tsa [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► warehouse their computer just turned red [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► and when alert alert alert right [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► whatever weapons airport terminal what [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► happens every single time I'm in line at [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► the TSA think i'm watching a little bit [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► of tsa theater and and then and then [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► some [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► a recent immigrant pushes a 50 gallon [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► bucket through a separate lane for the [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► airport employees right and this guy he [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► kinda he just does this kind of like the [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► wave and he's pushing a giant giant [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► giant uninspected bucket there looking [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► at old peoples wheelchairs right to make [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► sure that they don't have munitions that [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► they're taking five year old shoes off [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► and sniffing them [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► that's right I got to I got my I got my [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► man bag touched pretty much that goes [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► through with a 50 gallon bucket full of [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► maybe lard maybe c4 explosive well in [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► like it's just full of garbage like [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► they're going to go through and inspect [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► every piece of garbage going in and out [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► I'm just saying like you know the thing [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► is it's like the right with the [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► spiderwebs catching the wasps buzzing [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► wasps rai got nothing [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► um not another weapons in the airport [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► for example and I blame you for this i [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► found myself and then that is such an [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► important phrase in my life that so [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► often I find myself doing you do find [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► yourself it's it's a passive [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► construction but at the same time that [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► is what happens I want to understand [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► your influence I for some reason i think [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► i took my a.d.d medicine too late [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► I wasn't sleeping well and I woke up is [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► about four and it's an awful period [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► between like oh I really need to go back [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► to sleep which would be a 2 a.m. where i [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► might as well get out which is a 5am no [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► problem for me i can write it with you [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► between those two places it's a weird [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► time and and you know it's like oh do [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► this so I did this thing I almost never [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► do i picked up the ipad and i started [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► reading about trying for the world haha [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► okay and let our clock in the morning we [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► may need to have an offshoot sort of [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► Laverne and Shirley to our happy days [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► but we just talked about Nazis because I [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► gotta tell ya I think there's just so [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► much a world war two in general [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► obviously the Nazi specifically don't [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► even know what angle you begin with is [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► so fascinating the angle i chose this [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► night was to learn more about the major [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► figures right okay you know i'm a nerd [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► very interesting instrument very [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► interested in the essay in general but [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► ice finally sat down and read the entire [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► wikipedia entry for Goering Goebbels and [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► Hitler oh my god and I learned one night [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► only on doing sighs and in again it's [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► like watching The Wizard of Oz it's like [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► I know how this goes but it's so [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► interesting to see it again now that I'm [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► older [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► yeah now now here's why do I mention [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► this because I'm really sorry that I [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► ever met you but also one of them i [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► think i want to say who's a snappy [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► dresser that was gearing during yeah you [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► want me to snappy dresser for a [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► 400-pound he's very very happy man have [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► you read about some of his outfits [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► oh absolutely and all medieval hunting [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► outfit with oversized type it [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► yeah well I mean my favorite has to be [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► the you know the his powder-blue Air [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► Force reichsmarschall outfits I made [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► designers own flat [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► yeah he did I was like have you ever [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► seen pictures of during this house is on [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► vacation of gearing is uniform and and [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► it looked like it might have had a [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► preschool in it it was very very large [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► and it it had that you know that fact [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► that fact think it's not simply a long [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► drapey jacket but it has it actually has [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► the shape of a very very large man [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► because I becomes it becomes like a like [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► a tent that might be used in the desert [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► but I like a baseball glove right like [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► if you wear a glove long enough it looks [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► a little bit like your hand and this [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► looks a lot like caring [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► um anyway I think I want to say Hitler [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► who seems like maybe the most troubling [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► of those characters he caused a lot of [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► trouble I don't have you know that my [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► yeah oh yes I mean girls you know these [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► guys are famous right and who was the [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► one that had the cyanide embedded in his [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► tooth i think that might notice on [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► Hillary thought really thought he was [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► gonna get away with it he weaseled out [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► at the end and he dressed up like [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► somebody else and you had a whole bill [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► right exactly have tried to like sneak [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► out now caring like to hang himself [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► relevant United himself in prison after [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► but he SAT through the whole Nuremberg [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► trial he SAT through it all with ass [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► with a smirk on his face and then after [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► they sentenced him to death [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► only then did he kill himself in prison [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► I just can't just rush to get date was [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► like that was like any encourage things [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► like the day before he was supposed to [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► be hanged I mean you heard anniversary [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► of the day the day up they found a [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► minute [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► greenhouses great Holly something in [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► Curtis in reverse he just the he just he [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► just robbed all of us of the pleasure of [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► killing him for vengeance didn't like [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► slipping on Melissa bitch too [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► or was the other guy know is the rectum [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► lot of chatter makka blogger study kill [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► himself in prison [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► one of the guys yeah I think he just [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► died I think he died he died her he died [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► of heart sickness because he realized [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► and was sad he was sad to death didn't [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► just become an herbalist I think that [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► was Melissa bitch he became a respected [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► Ervil herbalist who went here and join [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► us beard should say because he looks a [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► little bit like you all those people in [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► the ball in the Balkans you know they're [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► all just almost anybody in the Balkans [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► the president of any one of those [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► countries could be an astrologer at the [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► drop of a hat you know what I mean that [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► it was into that stuff too [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► i'm using ones with the OG called not [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► more than mythology the shawl or like [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► our cannot arcane was a cult [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► he's very into the occult yeah and [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► pseudoscience John you get a lot of [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► dental work done you've had a lot of [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► dental issues in the past i believe as [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► we speak you have some orthodonture I [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► don't want to my entire life my entire [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► life is like the working script of [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► marathon man that's rough i actually had [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► an orthodontic appointment today and I [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► cancelled it at the last minute and lied [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► to them and told them that I was still [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► in Los Angeles you you finally got into [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► their good books and you fuck that up [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► well because because I just a I'm so [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► exhausted i've had i've had braces for i [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► think a lot longer than I need to have [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► the only reason that I that I've had [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► them for so long as that I keep not [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► following through on all the [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► appointments because it got do [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► adjustments and that's just you just [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► pushing out the project right it's that [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► you've got to have that adjustment for [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► so long before the next adjustment right [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► and i just keep skipping appointments [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► and they're like well we gotta do we [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► have to do it we gotta wait another nine [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► months or something haha [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► have you ever have you ever priced out [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► if you can say and if you can't just cut [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► this out like something like this old [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► however price to having all my [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► stepfather who as it happens with jelly [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► bellies [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► we think about that and I want to read [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► by Himmler my stepfather who by the way [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► was an execrable Serb is a general [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► surgeon my stepfather's a Serb I didn't [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► realize that yeah there's a certain he [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► had to get all he had all his teeth [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► pulled and false teeth big big false [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► teeth like tony robbins a lot of people [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► in the old days had all their teeth pole [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► it just made sense [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► well my mom describes it as like before [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► there was before those dental hygiene or [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► before there was a full understanding of [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► how infection works that the your teeth [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► were the source of all these mysterious [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► infections and people would people would [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► routinely die or have chronic pain [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► because of what was going on in the [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► roots of their teeth and so so dentists [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► and doctors would routinely recommended [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► that you have all your teeth polls in [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► order to like as a health restorative it [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► sounds medieval but actually the place [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► where I the dentist who was nice enough [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► but I eventually couldn't stand going [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► there anymore [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► his mother who is his dental hygienist [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► constantly gave me this article every [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► time I went in about how if you didn't [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► flossing your teeth clean enough to get [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► a heart attack and apparently this is [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► science now is that is that there's [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► something there's something I know it's [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► plaque or whatever but there actually is [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► turns out there's actually some [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► connection between what you're [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► describing here it's not just the dark [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► of your stuff to the question to you is [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► again like so many things i say we will [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► cut this out if it's problematic [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► have you ever gotten I've ever got an [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► estimate on what it would cost to have [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► cyanide or something similar embedded in [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► a tooth from okay it's okay don't say [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► you know what don't say no well here's [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► the thing i have never ever felt [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► suicidal and in the hospital reason all [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► the more reason to have it there it's [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► like Nietzsche says right but my feeling [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► is my feeling is in those moments fight [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► the guards you know what I mean fighting [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► the guards to death like don't sit in [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► your prison cell and take your take your [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► stuff so you're saying that's a pussy [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► way out it's totally pussy when they [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► come for you on that day and they lead [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► you down a peg or karate in a tooth with [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► a small very very thing right [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► happy little wire that you suddenly sick [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► people out of your be to get a point at [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► that danger [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► I mean even in a situation like that [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► where there is no way that that that fat [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► old lady [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► mass Hermann Goering is going to be able [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► to fight these young American guards in [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► this prison castle he should at least [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► give the old college try and you know [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► and then throw himself off a balcony or [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► something but like students cyanide come [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► on and work that's that's the pussiest [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► way this is just like General Grievous [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► in Star Wars who's his are used to be a [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► more organic and asthma mostly a robot [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► with two opposable thumbs on each hand [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► and the dislocated shoulder second fight [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► with four lightsabers [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► but the point is it's a lot like the [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► Nazis because he's a coward ultimately [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► the colored are you telling me that [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► somewhere inside of that General [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► Grievous thing there is some kind of [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► living organism that's the theory that [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► is actually i was reading on wikipedia [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► that he's apparently secretly [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► embarrassed that he's part like mostly [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► cyborg George Lucas expects us to [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► believe that that CGI creation has the [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► heart of a human being [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► got that cough to you Reza know because [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► i never have watched those movies i've [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► only seen them when i'm sitting on an [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► airplane and I look over and some poor [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► kid his dad has put it on a ipad who to [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► try and keep him quiet and I look and I [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► see what is that stupid thing that's the [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► dumbest looking thing I ever saw [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► fascinating coffee now let's to do with [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► Star Wars event then Harrison Ford in [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► American Graffiti did you stop the [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► coffee all at once to taper I'm getting [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► it all at once i could see you being man [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► who pulls your own teeth and you just [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► stopped buying coffee it's not even in [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► the house or did you keep it in the [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► house and have a tempting just to make [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► you stronger [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► no experience the house i have coffee [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► all over the place and I'd like that [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► around just so strong [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► well that's what you have to build that [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► strength you can't you didn't just trip [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► into it [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► this is part of this is all part of part [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► of the larger practice when I quit [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► smoking when I could drinking like with [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► all those things you gotta quit them [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► cold turkey and then sit there with the [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► perspiration dripping down your forehead [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► and really be in the middle of your [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► suffering you have to own your suffering [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► because that is how you feel like [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► exactly what I hold the thing had over [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► you now you have to get to you have to [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► explore every little last corner of the [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► of the power that that whatever that was [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► of the power that had over you [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► to understand what you're quitting you [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► know a lot of people are like oh I quit [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► this or that but I took a bunch of [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► medication during the turn to come down [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► period or whatever it's like no no the [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► comedown period is the soul of quitting [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► something you gotta be in it and and [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► feel like all the nerve endings fraying [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► and feel the headache feel the you know [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► feel the craving and-and-and by like [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► suffering through that then you know [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► what the limits of craving archives [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► craving has limits [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► there's no there's no I mean unless you [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► are a san diego mom in which case there [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► are no limits your cravings but I don't [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► know that reference with you if you're a [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► southern california power-walking mom [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► ha ha yr sea ice is out there power [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► walking around an outfit eyes catalogs [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► and stuff yeah just power walking down [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► to the to the boutique and getting a [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► getting a mani-pedi whatever you're [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► craving is bottom was clearly that's how [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► something that Southern California [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► states and business but realize is my [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► tradition i will not discuss Buddhism on [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► here but you're describing something [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► somewhat similar to that I will also say [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► I'm really fucking glad I never had to [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► guard you at Nuremberg [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► you seem like you'd be a real handful [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► well because the first thing you do is [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► through the whole trial you trying to [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► get inside your guards minds [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► that's right so that they were so they [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► get a little bit of the stockholm [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► syndrome in Reverse where they're [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► guarding you but then they start to feel [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► like I mean I obviously i think the [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► Nazis were deplorable but if I were I'm [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► not so you'd like the stormtroopers in [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► Star Wars i think i think they're [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► they're not always a good shot and [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► they're not that bright [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► a lot of them and I think they're easily [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► swayed by the dark side or in your case [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► bye-bye really just the force in general [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► you have I think you might have the [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► force more than you're willing to admit [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► well I don't talk about the force that's [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► a good idea [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► that's not a good idea but aren't clear [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► on the stormtroopers clones isn't that [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► the whole theory [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► spoiler alert yes that I just learned [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► this recently myself when i made the [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► excursion into those movies as [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► fascinated to learn that I learned about [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► order 66 which is just really is i still [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► have a lot of questions i'm logged in [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► the first end up in the first three [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► movies by which I mean the second three [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► movies or I don't know how to talk about [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► talk about coffee the original movies [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► there was no mention of that being [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► clones [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► isn't that where am i right isn't that [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► sort of revisionism or or what was the [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► clone talk in the books before the [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► movies you want to bring up religion [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► we're talking about Star Wars gonna [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► bring up religion yes i do be careful [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► buddy you got that you got you got three [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► sources that is dangerously close to [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► electric outlet right now my phone to [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► threaten me with you talking about [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► religion but you know what you could [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► turn that right around and ruin the rest [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► of my afternoon i'm very aware of that [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► you're absolutely right and but you know [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► what this interesting talking about [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► stars and other places no but the truth [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► is he had an idea in mind fairly early [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► on but for example the the secret of [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► star wars that we never mentioned [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► because you never know who might not [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► know the best sticker star wars that [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► idea did not even appear anywhere until [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► nineteen seventy-eight so during a [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► product or after the movie still [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► oh yes they were still just still [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► writing one of the awful scripts for you [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► yes b-but i just i just read in the [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► newspaper yesterday that the guy that [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► did all the paintings that that [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► established all the look of Star Wars [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► just done with Macquarie alpha probably [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► had arguably the person with the single [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► largest influence on y star wars was [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► cool and look the way it did [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► huge is to keep calm and Starkiller i [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► was going to look Skywalker's name i [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► just mentioned another show we should [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► move on and so you just stop the coffee [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► that didn't get like a little [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► ridiculously when I've done that before [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► I get totally wang headache [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► oh it's the worst you're not just [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► waiting headache but you're psychotic I [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► get psychotic you feel your uh your [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► capillaries right throughout your body [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► you can feel you the one time I had [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► acupuncture I was lying on my [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► acupuncture bed in this room that [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► smelled like lavender and put it like [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► weird [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► bing-bong jazz plan and i'm going to [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► have cucumber water close cucumber water [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► and I had everything I had the whole [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► thing and and and she's but my [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► acupuncture is putting the needles in me [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► and I'm sitting there kind of thinking [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► this is this is baloney and then all of [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► a sudden I feel you know those diagrams [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► that used to see an old encyclopedias [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► where shows you your circulatory system [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► like the visible mankind Invisible Man [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► stuff for you were all of a sudden you [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► just see the outline of the human body [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► as as as like described by the [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► circulatory system and the nerves [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► mhm also I could feel that it wasn't [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► abstract it was not abstract I could [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► feel it it was it became the primary [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► feeling i had so i would I no longer [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► felt like the weight of my body or [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► whatever I just felt my skin and my [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► circulatory system i could feel every [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► inch of it and i SAT there for a minute [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► or two and I went wow that's a fantastic [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► sensation [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► I'm III don't know what to make of it [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► and I'm i can mold it over and then she [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► starts taking the needles out and I said [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► what are you doing what were you [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► why are we stopping and she said it's [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► been an hour at that must have freaked [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► you out [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► I said what what it's been it's been [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► three minutes and she said it has been a [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► nap [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► it's been an hour and 10 minutes [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► actually we went over and I was like oh [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► ok i don't know what that is [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► I don't know what I don't know I don't [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► it didn't actually help with my neck [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► pain that I've that there's the reason I [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► came here like I walked out with just as [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► much neck pain as i had when i walked in [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► so maybe you who maybe put that 15 [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► needle in like just a micrometer to the [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► side and you connected with my time [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► traveler muscle or whatever but that was [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► amazing and I talked to the streets the [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► streets of vern I think this is a great [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► thing but kind of like taking MDMA it's [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► not a thing that i know there's not a [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► thing that is predictable reliable [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► enough for me to go back do this all the [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► time because I you know you just like [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► you sent me [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► you just sent me through space would you [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► try it again oh absolutely but I [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► wouldn't i do not think based on that [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► one experience i didn't think i would go [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► with a pain in my neck and say hey can I [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► get acupuncture for this pain in my neck [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► because it seems like it seems like it's [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► just like you should go to acupuncture [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► all the time didn't work for adventure [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► or prophylaxis yeah for adventure right [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► i mean whatever that is if you can do [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► that if you put little pins in somebody [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► and make them feel their circulatory [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► system you can do a lot of crazy shit [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► and maybe if it's an 80 year old Chinese [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► man he knows exactly how to do it and [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► and and and you can suddenly flyer you [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► can lucid dream or whatever it is but uh [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► didn't get up early to get up earlier [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► you could yeah you could look at get [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► develop a work ethic but you wouldn't [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► want to start depending on that because [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► you never know one day the airport my [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► collapse and 70 80 year old Chinese man [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► with needles right exactly you're not [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► going to carry him along with myself [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► must put your hand on a wooden beam [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► sometimes then you must be thinking hard [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► about what if this works it works too [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► well right then you're back where you [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► were before [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► well I guess I yeah exactly exactly what [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► I refractive you think that's real [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► I've never done that and i did a website [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► for a chiropractor of many years ago and [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► and like every chiropractor I've met [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► that there's nobody is just a [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► chiropractor like they're all [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► evangelists right and the thing is to be [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► dead honest like I just either so little [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► i needed to understand about [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► chiropractic to make a three page [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► website [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► well and it feels a little tony robbins [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► doesn't get any better is it feels like [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► that it feels like that religion we [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► don't mention because i don't want to [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► get you to sign up for 20 sessions and [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► you will be happier and more secure [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► secure obviously it seems a little [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► fantastical to hook someone up to a box [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► and then tell them how many years of [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► payments are going to need to fix them [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► that seems a little little wacky to me [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► but in this case this guy and the thing [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► is a virus will never read the secret [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► can I just literally beg you to never [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► bring them back up again it's I'm not [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► proud a per se about having been [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► involved in the South self-help industry [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► and it's been something that's being [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► very troubled relationship [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► yeah mentally with that for a long time [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► right but boy I just [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► yeah boy that book makes me and you know [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► in fact that Oprah but like push that [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► book with all that Oprah [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► oh that Oprah coming coming coming this [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► coming this this father the Dumont [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► Network show that Oprah um here's the [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► thing anybody so I couldn't even be [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► caffeine and I felt I felt my [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► circulatory system again [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► oh it was not pleasant it was unpleasant [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► my circulatory system was protesting it [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► was rebelling against me yet [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► second-order Mandarin needles every [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► every little inch right I every look [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► every little corpuscle in my body was [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► saying you want you did what God give us [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► our magic juice you bastard and my [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► friend gets migraines and he's [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► explaining to me and actually it's my [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► shrink about this because I was trying [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► to get this guy some help business is [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► actually like a famous migraine guy at [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► the at the replace regular my shrink is [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► and I he helped you with migraines and [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► apparently and I I don't get this wrong [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► but one reason migraines are so [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► difficult to treat is that they involve [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► three different systems i guess there [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► are other things like this but you know [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► if you've got there's all kinds of [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► things that you can fix with fairly [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► blunt object right if you've got a basic [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► tension headache like taking advil will [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► probably help a little bit but I'm a [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► migraine apparently combines the [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► circulatory system your muscles and and [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► neurology you know your kind of i'm [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► sorry to be getting this wrong tom if [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► you ever hear this but you know what i [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► mean it's not as simple as going to know [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► your neck is too tight so now you have a [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► headache right it's very difficult to [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► get that combination of things fixed and [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► I think that's why people get so [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► frustrated you know what I mean and I [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► mean if you had a migraine [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► no but my mom gets them and I recognize [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► that they are but they're nightmarish [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► that the thing is for me it's like when [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► I when I tried I any squirrely change in [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► diet I i do I very uncomfortable for [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► with any of those diets that mean I [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► can't have coffee with cream or vodka [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► Murnau tequila I really like tequila now [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► but like that's always been found in [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► overtime that's been that's been pretty [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► reasonable for me not my buffet diet [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► choosing on but there are ones like [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► every day like one of those cleanses or [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► something like that [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► I you know there's a while [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► back in the early nineties where there [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► was a there was a restaurant on Broadway [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► called the gravity bar and their voice I [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► wish that were exactly what it sounds [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► like depend we have to get going and get [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► like an extra tenth of a gee your hair [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► well that's kind of that's kind of what [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► it was like you go in and you get it was [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► a raw vegetable bar they would steam [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► they would steam vegetables just for a [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► second you know we could get them wrong [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► but you could also get them like steamed [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► and then with a little side of tahini [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► it's just like a salad bar with the [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► philosophy except except well yeah right [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► exactly a it except that it looked like [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► it was it will look like it was in the [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► future and it only hired the most [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► beautiful like fresh-faced kind of kind [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► of those girls that that have a little [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► bit of a light a light coating of [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► perspiration on fri now I still a little [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► because they're just they glow this come [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► with their wedding without a little bit [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► Brown like slightly darker skin [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► sometimes and so I would go into the [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► gravity bar mean believe me I didn't eat [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► another vegetable in any other component [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► or capacity in my life but this place I [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► would go and I would have these and they [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► were actually delicious meals that was [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► where I learned to drink wheatgrass [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► juice which I love to this day but I so [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► the gravity bar was you know it was like [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► going to a spaceport and sitting in and [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► talking to the beautiful girls behind [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► the counter and eating these vegetables [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► with with tahini and everybody else that [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► was in the gravity bar was also in space [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► with you and that you know i would take [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► would sit and take like a shot of [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► wheatgrass juice like I was in an old [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► west saloon and I was daring all the [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► people around me like come on who's [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► gonna drink with me who's gonna have [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► another shot of wheatgrass youth you [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► know people are like like burping these [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► big gathering their handbags and quietly [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► shopping out in their party and I'm like [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► it I love it it's better than carrot [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► juice in fact give me a carrot juice [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► give me a carrot juice chaser and [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► identidade some girls that work there it [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► was a it was a very it was a it was a [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► very out a productive time there's a [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► lady you we were once I want to visit [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► their lady you've been with for a pretty [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► long time in the work [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► in a restaurant a nice restaurant was a [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► café café con place right around nice [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► cafe nice restaurant cafe again will cut [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► this out of its problematic but is it is [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► it and I getting that a lot of women in [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► your life are people who were able to [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► give you food or drink and a early on [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► the I'm just saying like okay so you [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► didn't go with the Chinese noodle guy [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► i'm guessing you didn't like fine girl a [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► reiki instructor or some of the works [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► tsa it seems like a lot of lot of these [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► people who have been touched by your [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► presence where women who worked in the [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► food service our coffee gallery business [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► well it's true I later on I started to i [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► started to date girls who worked in [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► library science which was a nice [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► thousand nice trend first so they want [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► to help someone is there something they [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► speak with this week softly which is [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► which is nice when you're when you're [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► when you have tendency to get agitated [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► but in any case this gravity bar the one [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► thing as I spent more time there I [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► started to notice that they had a small [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► shelf of books and you know being [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► someone who has never shied away from [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► small shelf of books i started to go [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► over and and you know and ask questions [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► about these books and then eventually I [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► bought one which was about the souper [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► miracle cleanse this is the super [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► miracle class of 25 years ago or [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► whatever where the we're reading this [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► guy's story it was the story of how he [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► went on this fast and a and then started [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► taking these cleansing herbs and out of [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► his body the way he described it was [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► that our intestines and our inner [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► workings are caked with hardened fecal [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► matter which constricts our constricts [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► our pipes until all of our pool is just [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► going through this tiny little aperture [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► because all of this hardened a black [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► bile poo is still in us is like it's a [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► little spackle that fills up every [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► imagination of you got right [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► Wow well said you read it anyway so so [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► coffee is coffee enema guy [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► this isn't coffee and my guy although I [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► did date a girl who who had wheatgrass [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► animals as part of a treatment starts [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► like a bicycle energy when it comes out [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► that she was she was in New York and she [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► doing here candle i tried some of your [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► candle but I felt like it was but [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► there's nothing a q-tip case scam so i [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► continued but in any case so he's [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► talking the story about you know he's [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► sitting in a bathtub and he's is [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► extruding this hard and fecal matter [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► that is like the bicycle inner tube [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► accept pay them it up [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► roofing tar made of like made of like [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► like Carter Administration era beef it [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► yeah and I'm thinking to myself wow this [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► is this seems extreme this is like if [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► that's really any I'd like to get out [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► and he goes on and on about like and [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► then you know as the stuff comes [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► cleaning off of the walls of your [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► insides it's it's pink life is restored [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► and all and now all you need to do is e1 [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► broccoli floret a day but it's vitamins [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► are transmitted to you without you know [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► like instantaneously and automatically [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► become more efficient become more [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► efficient and he was at and I was like [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► this is incredible i'm really into this [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► but then at the end of the last chapter [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► of the book which i think most people [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► don't get to he talks about the last day [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► of his fast walking up and sitting [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► indian-style on the top of a mountain or [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► something and angels visit him and they [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► tell him that he's a good man and they [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► tell him how to juggle four beanbags [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► tell me how you know like they tell him [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► all these magical things and they tell [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► him that they could only visit him now [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► because his is colon is pink and that's [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► that's why [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► angels don't visit us all because we [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► because they get their primary interface [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► with us is our colon this book this book [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► is just that much more horse shit i [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► doubt any of this stuff happened to him [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► he talked about be talking about getting [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► a tapeworm out where he sat in a bathtub [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► full of warm milk and that's at the cape [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► or lights the milk better and some [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► clothes online its little head out of [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► your butt to drink the bathtub milk [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► and then once he's wants his head comes [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► out you wait you don't jump on him right [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► you got a real gentle-like don't you [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► know jump on facility will spook him but [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► once he gets comfortable and it kind of [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► sticks little bit more relaxed all that [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► warm milk like I was like oh this milk [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► is amazing sleepy little worm and you [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► grabbed his head and you wrap it around [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► a pencil and Men you're twisting the [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► pencil because the tapeworm is 45 feet [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► long and you have to keep this and you [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► have to keep this pencil with the first [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► foot and a half of a tapeworm not [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► wrapped around it you have to keep it [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► hanging out of your butt or however long [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► for whatever though for the week that it [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► takes for you to gradually whisk the [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► paper mouth you keep crudite near the [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► top to nourish yourself i guess you said [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► in there and you burn that you're [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► complaining John you gotta clean and [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► clear your calendar [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► well either that or if you have stuff to [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► do if you have to go to work or whatever [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► you get out of the tub and you put on [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► those like magic hammer pants haha he [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► could work [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► you sit on one of those chairs with the [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► ceiling charity but never touches the [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► thing and the milk go bad [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► well I think you drink the milk you you [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► may be filled up with smoke a few times [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► but you're like oh what a day at work I [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► gotta get home to my milk bath and twist [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► the blue you know another foot and half [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► of this taken home persuade my tape or [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► so I so I got to that point and and I [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► suddenly guys I found myself sitting on [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► a stool in a in a vegan restaurant [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► reading a book about a guy who had fled [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► like discharge 40 pounds of a but tar [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► and the comment could talk to angels and [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► I was like you know what this whole [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► thing is a scam I'm going across the [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► street to get a bacon burger it's a [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► cautionary tale [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► yeah I mean I I can see the appeal of [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► that and i gotta say first of all every [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► time i hear those stories and and I did [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► have a friend and ex that worked at one [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► of those really loopy far-out health [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► food stores what you're saying that he [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► was in the band X could be could be was [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► named DJ bonebrake is that his name but [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► um but she worked at a place where [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► people were very into coffee enemas [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► they would run off these things for you [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► and you know and the people photograph [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► the thing is do you get deep into this [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► stuff you get even to start [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► photographing it and become something [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► almost like hustler are people showing [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► each other their bicycle inner tubes but [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► see i see you in all of this i see a [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► cautionary tale [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► I mean at this point so I'm thinking of [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► like remember the ads there was a shell [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► ubiquitous shell gas station ads were [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► kids and had the booklets you could get [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► about how to drive safer and stuff but [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► they always were like showing well they [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► may also give you cars gonna give you a [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► little of a little um didn't give your [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► cars that one of those gas stations in [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► the seventies would give you a little [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► haha matchbox something funny like a BP [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► kind of thing I don't think we're always [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► find out let's find out [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► but you see those animations like the [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► Pistons going in and out in this basic [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► animation and they show you how if you [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► didn't use techron in your gas like you [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► get all gummed up i think we have you [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► ever seen the movie emmanuelle i guess [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► i've seen several Emmanuel Emmanuel [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► Emmanuel goes to South Africa you know [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► that's how it was at the during part [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► time I was a little bit later but during [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► apartheid yeah that amanda was black [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► emmanuelle is what it was was always [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► block emmanuelle yeah but he's always [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► manuelle like soweto it's the it's soft [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► core pornography so you so there's [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► there's more much more plot than you [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► want maybe her course often i have [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► Showtime buddy and much more much more [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► plot that you want and not as much sex [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► as you can tell it's kind it's kind of [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► like it's almost like a traveling in [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► English travel documentary that happens [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► to have boobs in it right that happens [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► at boobs but in every tear every [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► instance when they would start to have [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► sex there be all the heavy petting and [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► the kissing the boob kissing which is [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► what happens in sex [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► yes and then they then the the man would [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► mount the the female in the movie [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► particular Emmanuel and they would [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► always cut at that point to either a [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► video demonstration of how internal [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► combustion engine works or a scene of a [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► steam locomotive you know power across [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► the the verdant a belt or one rocket [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► tests and excellent rocket X and and and [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► then that the filmmakers never seem to [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► understand never seem to acknowledge [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► that that that this was hilariously [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► funny like it always because they would [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► back to them kind of having serious [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► you're not making a joke about like a [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► cartoon thing that this was a loser [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► think you got some off-brand emmanuelle [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► but that's not what I remember I don't [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► remember any texture on my fingers later [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► I think these are the later Emmanuel's [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► the early manuals with those more pure [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► yeah it's just they just closed Sudan [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► the boob kissing brother i love that the [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► kissing but the later ones had bad steam [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► locomotives and some some some techron [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► demonstration I think the technology [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► demonstration now in this instance I [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► think that becomes part of our mental [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► model for how it works inside we know [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► it's very confusing we know the poop [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► comes out so it must be all bad news in [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► there i'm not saying it's bad to get rid [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► of that but like you know the holders i [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► was reading one you know you do lemon [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► juice and salt and there's just [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► something about that you know it's even [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► before you get to that last chapter [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► you know it it's a slow soak in a warm [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► milk a bath to get you to that point in [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► the book and then you get to the end and [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► at this point I'm just I'm thinking that [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► ancient shits all that's keeping the [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► Angels off my Mountain at this point [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► like I want that in there [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► I want that impacted you know I i really [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► want to limit the number of angels [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► unknown regardless of how I'm sitting [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► well this is the thing because you get [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► your up on your mountain here come the [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► angels and you're like okay I still have [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► enough presence of mind to know that [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► this is unusual and you know I spent my [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► whole life trying to stay within the [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► within the bounds right [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► like here's the bell curve and I'd I [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► don't want to be one of you too far to [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► the right on the angel felker I don't [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► want to be on the flange in either [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► direction on the angel bell curve and so [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► if scraping the poop out of my insides [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► puts me all the way out on the on the [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► the far end of this I think maybe i want [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► that i want the boot back [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► yeah 11-8 it you know what I mean right [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► part of me I mean how do i how much you [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► know like whether or not I'll be [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► surviving off that poop with the pockets [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► it's all in there you know there's also [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► the I this guy said this gets it like a [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► crayon came out of him a crayon 38 when [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► he was six years old [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► is that how he'd haha [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► you're telling me that crowns but in [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► their 40 years [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]