0:00:00hello hi John how are you hi Merlin
0:00:08surely it is early it's too early for me
0:00:13to sing our theme song for your theme
0:00:16I'll and then you're 16 you see you and
0:00:21bring I don't think that guy gets the
0:00:24credit he deserves
0:00:25I think it's more than enough credit by
0:00:27think all she can more credit here
0:00:30you're starting off today by by
0:00:32stipulating that Coates gets all the
0:00:37credit he deserves it all more more than
0:00:40the credit your ears and Oates gets too
0:00:42much credit but I i I'd probably put
0:00:46them poorly because it's very very early
0:00:47our listeners due to the asynchronous
0:00:52time-shifting nature of media today will
0:00:54probably be already be drunk and we'll
0:00:56be late at night when you're listening
0:00:57to this but for our purposes this is by
0:01:00far the earliest we've ever tried to do
0:01:02anything it's maybe the earliest i've
0:01:04ever tried to do anything after sleeping
0:01:08i have not slept
0:01:10that's part of the problem no come on
0:01:12well I didn't sleep i asked my lady
0:01:14about this see I was worried about that
0:01:15now I'm just saying that there may be
0:01:17times that you have decided to for
0:01:20whatever reason clean one of your
0:01:22sidearms at three-thirty but I'm just
0:01:24saying that's probably because you
0:01:26haven't slept yet em right i can last
0:01:29somebody was like something a tree down
0:01:31in the next yard you probably don't like
0:01:32normally wake up this early
0:01:35no i don't and I'm certainly not
0:01:37accustomed to considering oats
0:01:42I'm sorry I you know my name like only
0:01:43don't think that is saved for after
0:01:46lunch
0:01:46dads like a delicious mustachio dessert
0:01:50it's an aperitif to sit and think about
0:01:53what's this place in the rock pantheon
0:01:56but i agree that Daryl Hall is one of
0:01:59the great stylists I made fun of him for
0:02:02a long time if there's two artists /
0:02:05bands that I realize we're way better in
0:02:08some ways than I thought and I don't
0:02:11want to talk about journi but journeys
0:02:12one of them and other one is way better
0:02:14than I thought and then the other one is
0:02:16absolutely daryl hall i had had no idea
0:02:18if you last night manager crap you don't
0:02:20appreciate what it terribly gifted man
0:02:23daryl hall is absolutely true and you
0:02:25know and I i think this is this speaks
0:02:27to the value of the greatest hits
0:02:32compilation it's a great greatest hits
0:02:34I did not understand how good journey
0:02:36was until I dug into journey's greatest
0:02:39hits now obviously this was 20 years ago
0:02:41that i discovered journey that's fine
0:02:43you can stop right there that was more
0:02:45than fine but up to give you stop that
0:02:48separate ways
0:02:49you were pretty good yeah maybe a little
0:02:51before before that upper ways
0:02:53yeah that's but I mean I'm talk about
0:02:54greatest hits i'm not talking about hits
0:02:56just know that was like the wings on the
0:02:58cover I think it might have had a s
0:03:00carolina is that a scarab had a scare
0:03:03but maybe maybe the Scarab was a wasn't
0:03:05a spaceship to there was leaving Earth
0:03:07yeah there was something that was a
0:03:09really flimsy like flimsy on the level
0:03:12of like Zen arcade story I think to the
0:03:16album covers like they're supposed to be
0:03:18you know was discovery and escape and
0:03:21monetization haha well it's like all the
0:03:25Boston album covers where the city of
0:03:28Boston as a pod is that what that is
0:03:30yeah the city of Boston is a is enclosed
0:03:33city in a glass pod okay and then it
0:03:36blasts off through outer space and I
0:03:40think in the final Boston cover it is
0:03:42revealed that the city of Boston is
0:03:44actually on a giant guitar displacing
0:03:46the last it's a glass pod on a flying
0:03:49space guitar and also explains why the
0:03:51pot has so much compression on it
0:03:54there's a lot of compression someone
0:03:56likes your playthrough a rock man back
0:03:57in the day of course everybody did had a
0:03:59fake ID knockoff rockman I had like a
0:04:01stock plan or something
0:04:03the original Rahman was pretty pretty
0:04:05cool for yes in around document
0:04:08yeah that catalytic cannot plug adapter
0:04:11Reagan the budget directly from Kansas
0:04:14City electronics such as John Stockman
0:04:17is that his name
0:04:18no John's doctor that the guy that a
0:04:21city where bro
0:04:22the Utah Jazz this confused guy that ran
0:04:24a civilization in Vietnam number and
0:04:27marks here and we're running for vice
0:04:29president with ross perot stockdale
0:04:32stockdale right to set up the river he
0:04:35went up the river he went up hard I mean
0:04:37that guy it's a shame that that's our
0:04:38memory of him because that guy he was
0:04:40hard core you know you think he's a
0:04:43crazy man but he's not a crazy man can
0:04:45land a fraction and take a look at you
0:04:48can't land i want to memorize that so
0:04:52that any time I get bad customer service
0:04:53i can go into dennis hopper's monologue
0:04:56apocalypse now i think i've been trying
0:04:59to memorize it for a long time but it is
0:05:00so hopper is so stoned
0:05:04damn it and it's so improvised that I
0:05:07it's very hard to get inside his mind
0:05:09like a unlike Michael Corleone's speech
0:05:14in the italian restaurant before he
0:05:16shoots
0:05:17oh yes I was hopin you know when he was
0:05:19what about this again when he says what
0:05:23I want Carl doesn't guarantee no more
0:05:26attempts on my father's life and then
0:05:29you know it- on the next one with my
0:05:31family sleeps and it looks like it when
0:05:33my family sleeps where my children play
0:05:35with their toys in my arms and that's
0:05:43before he started yelling allied that's
0:05:45not when oh man that's seen it and you
0:05:47know what we have time for this because
0:05:48we got to shorty today but if you ever
0:05:50get a chance to see I only like a couple
0:05:52things on blu-ray and one of them is the
0:05:54godfather trilogy and watch two of them
0:05:55and the documentary about the recent
0:05:58restoration of that is amazing it's
0:05:59amazing what you watch that scene now
0:06:01and you can see he's got tix like his
0:06:03face is quivering in that scene its you
0:06:06would never see that in a shitty print
0:06:07columbia was passing off in the eighties
0:06:08yeah it's a mystery print what do you
0:06:11see
0:06:11no listen as somebody who cares about
0:06:12this bullshit with music it's gonna blow
0:06:14your mind what they did there was not an
0:06:16extant usable negative of the Godfather
0:06:19anymore so what what happened he does
0:06:22get on your stations had to scan it
0:06:23frame-by-frame at 4k like and good
0:06:26looking for x 1080p and go through and
0:06:28like hand like pixel by pixel go and fix
0:06:30it to the original and not and not take
0:06:33out the noise that's the key
0:06:35this is always something like always in
0:06:37certain losses on blu-ray well of course
0:06:39it is dickhead
0:06:40it's generally accepted that are
0:06:42complaining about the blu-ray boys
0:06:44fucking people
0:06:46ok you go back let me go back a minute
0:06:47there I just adjust that body long as
0:06:50large televisions not for myself but for
0:06:52the front of your child a close friend
0:06:54yeah now that my mother of my child is
0:06:5611 months old I figured it was time for
0:06:58her to start to start time for me to
0:07:01introduce her to the director's cut of
0:07:02Blade Runner right and so I bought where
0:07:05I didn't actually buy had a hand in that
0:07:07you thought let's call the final cut of
0:07:09Blade Runner was much better i was
0:07:11present for the purchasing of a very
0:07:12large television and i find it now very
0:07:15distracting to see how ugly people are
0:07:18now that they're blown up so much larger
0:07:21hunting gun O'Brien and Cameron TS Wow
0:07:24Cameron Cameron Diaz let's get popped
0:07:27off course not a good way
0:07:29yeah I have never I i never understood
0:07:30Cameron Diaz I i remember when that
0:07:32movie something about mary came out and
0:07:34everybody was talking about always the
0:07:36funniest movie huh
0:07:38click the kmart Julia Roberts I when I I
0:07:41didn't see it in theaters but as soon as
0:07:43it was available on VHS tape a lady
0:07:46friend of mine at the time and I rented
0:07:48this movie and kinda we lay down lay
0:07:51down in bed facing the you know with our
0:07:54feet on the pillows like facing the
0:07:55television like a Chin's propped up on
0:07:59our hands
0:08:00sweet image on a boy we're gonna watch
0:08:02this really funny romantic comedy that
0:08:04everybody likes so much and the movie
0:08:06came on and I just felt like it was the
0:08:08most it was it's so dead inside so
0:08:11cynical and so unfunny and so so just
0:08:14dead
0:08:15yeah that the image that Cameron Diaz
0:08:18portrayed of what was apparently every
0:08:20guy in America's dream girl
0:08:22it was just so so Ron where I admired
0:08:25the first five minor anything that
0:08:27involves jonathan richman but also i
0:08:29admired the attempt to make a little
0:08:31world like Amy that world was not
0:08:33successful for you but I think the idea
0:08:35of this overly ridiculously generous
0:08:37woman and this guy who calls the retards
0:08:39is is pretty funny I thought that was
0:08:41funny
0:08:42now they're very broad they're very
0:08:43broad much those guys the other broad
0:08:45abroad for me
0:08:47they also made him carry popular which
0:08:48has been
0:08:49really hard on me you know the one movie
0:08:51I ever walked out on was a nice mature
0:08:54for first of all I've already started
0:08:56lying because I walked out on multiple
0:08:57movements a house you start making a
0:09:00list were just guessing but but the the
0:09:02movie that I remember walking out on a
0:09:04rope walking out on where i actually
0:09:05stood up at the at the front of the
0:09:07theater and threw down my kid gloves in
0:09:10disgust and made a point of walking out
0:09:12made a point of stomping my feet as
0:09:14eleven-and-a-half I went out not just in
0:09:17a huff but I was like I was indignant
0:09:19that everyone in the theater didn't get
0:09:21up and follow me like I thought I i
0:09:23thought this is a movie that I'm going
0:09:24to stand up and I'm gonna say gentlemen
0:09:26good as a i'm not going to stand here
0:09:31and listen to you badmouth the United
0:09:34States of America gentleman haha that's
0:09:38a good movie i think we could all stand
0:09:40up and march out to the to the feet from
0:09:42the bridge over the River Kwai and you
0:09:44and then nobody followed me everybody
0:09:46else is like the chewing their cud like
0:09:48a bunch of cows
0:09:49that's why we lost the Cold War
0:09:50attitudes like that it was it was Dick
0:09:53Tracy who is broad Dick Tracy sorry
0:09:59Madonna and then all the makeup there's
0:10:01a lot of makeup
0:10:02oh my god it was and here's the problem
0:10:04here's the thing here's the thing about
0:10:06Dick Tracy I made the terrible mistake
0:10:08this is a long time ago I made a
0:10:10terrible mistake of smoking a joint
0:10:12smoking some marijuana before I want to
0:10:14see this movie who which is usually good
0:10:17usually it like it gets you into the
0:10:20thing but it but the but the being
0:10:22stoned took me completely out of the
0:10:25movie i could not relate to get it done
0:10:27k that acting yeah right exactly that's
0:10:29exactly right
0:10:30it's like watching sex dolls make a
0:10:32movie yeah well i don't think i'd like
0:10:35that at all especially they all looked a
0:10:36little bit different and they looked a
0:10:38little bit like people you knew but like
0:10:39with bigger nose is super shiny it
0:10:41depends on who the costars are on the
0:10:45second text i'm starting to think about
0:10:47sex i am too never seen a lot of dollars
0:10:49ever seen this love doll have seen the
0:10:51love dogs I've never seen one in person
0:10:52intrigued by love dolls I don't know if
0:10:53I want to be with one for a long time
0:10:55but i'd like to just at least meet 1 i'm
0:10:58afraid one day I'm going to go
0:10:59somebody's gonna say like Oh
0:11:01come over to my house I've got some
0:11:02files for your whatever it is that Wow
0:11:04however it is the people and i'm going
0:11:06to open and close it and I'm gonna be at
0:11:08their house and be like hey hang on just
0:11:10a second I got to go in the back room
0:11:11and get the files and I'm gonna be
0:11:13walking around their living room like
0:11:14open doors or whatever as you do and i
0:11:17opened the closet door there's going to
0:11:18be a love doll in there and I'm gonna
0:11:20I'm gonna do not know you don't just
0:11:23like you with a fake beard
0:11:25I'm not gonna go whether to grab her and
0:11:27run into the bathroom real quick and
0:11:28have sex with her and then put her back
0:11:30I i had so many things to ask you this
0:11:33week John that I'm I'm very as I feel
0:11:35like I shouldn't say this but I have so
0:11:37many questions about sex dolls look at
0:11:40the love doll in particular so I mean
0:11:43I'm gonna let you pick I well
0:11:44here--here's the thing that I have been
0:11:46thinking about love dolls that's the
0:11:47thing i recently discovered about love
0:11:49dolls that that they have tried to
0:11:50because people are gonna wonder why I
0:11:52know so much we should explain what I
0:11:54love doll is for the the want the people
0:11:56who are gifted in lucky and fortunate
0:11:57enough to not know what a lot of dollars
0:11:59there have for years been usually as a
0:12:01as a usually a sight gag in a movie
0:12:03involving Steve Guttenberg mean by the
0:12:07great comedy geniuses although his
0:12:09performance in Coon was if you mention
0:12:11that one more time i swear i got our
0:12:12show is over
0:12:13I what I would say to you is this i will
0:12:16say to you just this is called a Segway
0:12:18that the first movie I ever remember
0:12:20walking out of was short circuit
0:12:22oh man well considering it had a robot
0:12:25and Ally Sheedy you i would ruin a
0:12:27short-circuit the robot
0:12:29yeah you know he become so human I'm not
0:12:31gonna sit and listen to people talk
0:12:32about America like that of so for years
0:12:34there have been these jokey things that
0:12:37like you let us step in sex shop is not
0:12:39real over sex
0:12:40well yeah and there they look at the
0:12:42like a beach ball with holes and it's it
0:12:44barely looks like anything the men's
0:12:46super creepy the women was super creepy
0:12:48but the idea was it has this thing that
0:12:51you could put your wiener in and have
0:12:53like a mouth big scary why mouth
0:12:55ok so first couple of places you can put
0:12:57your winner they have anything there was
0:12:59her back to her there was the other area
0:13:00down there
0:13:02yeah and it had a little like a shock of
0:13:04a weird-looking you probably animal hair
0:13:07with a little lady here would be there
0:13:09was a beach ball with some of the shock
0:13:11of vegetable that penetrable and hirsute
0:13:13beach ball
0:13:14right especially the old days that's the
0:13:17only day is yeah so loneliness to point
0:13:19out came along in the late nineties and
0:13:21I first remember this because it was a
0:13:23really pretty website that that we just
0:13:26couldn't stop looking at called love
0:13:28that was actually called love comments
0:13:29still around and you just went there
0:13:30because the website was pretty you just
0:13:32wanted to see you want to see the HTML
0:13:34well like John I have a lot of really
0:13:37weird sex things i like but like the
0:13:39love doll does not ring a lot of those
0:13:40belts out where my three-by-five cards i
0:13:42need to start writing this down like I'm
0:13:44talk about this here the line look love
0:13:46dolls are on 2nite oh no well no that's
0:13:49the thing it's like I would admit to you
0:13:51if there was one of them
0:13:52I'm comfortable talking about this
0:13:53intellectually not good as you're not
0:13:55turned on but you know there's a
0:13:57documentary about this right
0:13:58I didn't know oh yeah i guess it was
0:14:00actually do people have i would say i
0:14:03don't know if there's an opposite of sex
0:14:04against the opposite of sexy st party
0:14:06but i have not looked like the type
0:14:08right now I'm not gonna do that anymore
0:14:10the notion is that the love doll from
0:14:12the get-go day 0 they wanted to make the
0:14:15most frightening Lee lifelike right doll
0:14:19his ex it actually has an inner sort of
0:14:21skeleton Skeletor did kind of like you
0:14:25can bend and mold the liquor everything
0:14:27the skin gives like human skin would
0:14:30give them the finger at knifepoint the
0:14:37landlady holes are extremely detailed
0:14:40it's like something NASA if NASA had to
0:14:42make it nasa had to make a rectum this
0:14:44they would make this is a NASA style
0:14:47rectum and AJ I think that there are
0:14:49people who listen to this podcast who
0:14:51work for NASA my life I got to be
0:14:53content i ride ticket and holy shit
0:14:56homie day i'm sorry i'll cut that out is
0:14:58he doesn't he doesn't listen to this
0:15:00podcast is I know by now
0:15:02well the elbow it's embarrassing to hear
0:15:04something I kind of arms now I'm
0:15:06starting to think about a NASA made
0:15:08rectum
0:15:09well think about this velcro there are
0:15:10probably a lot of people said don't
0:15:11bother right like tang they probably
0:15:14said you burn cycles on this and now
0:15:16today we have a better lifestyle because
0:15:17tags no longer popular but we still have
0:15:19velcro backing a long time the other
0:15:21thing now if I know what's interesting
0:15:23kind
0:15:24dad fucking damnit i don't even know
0:15:25where to start with this time let's and
0:15:27let's get through the big parts the skin
0:15:29feels and again we all know what the
0:15:32uncanny valley is which is essentially
0:15:33things have you seen one another but
0:15:35everybody says the same thing there
0:15:37currently are so creepy really they're
0:15:39not real
0:15:39I can you know there's an FAQ has a
0:15:41thing on how to make her skin warm it's
0:15:43totally creepy
0:15:45internet giant microwave or something
0:15:46because gotta love microwave it's very
0:15:48large and address is right is the loved
0:15:51it loved all uncanny valley problem
0:15:53k which is that they have addressed now
0:15:56loved all the love doll people loved a
0:15:58link has addressed the uncanny valley
0:16:00like it there by making a new version of
0:16:06love dolls wield all fuck real doll for
0:16:08real dollars i really like i do that
0:16:10version of real dollars God which are
0:16:12less realistic and more cartoony exactly
0:16:17what I was gonna say oh yeah good luck
0:16:18getting along the ones now right you can
0:16:20get crazy ones that look like manga
0:16:22cartoons
0:16:23ok let's play like cosplay looking and
0:16:25people are super psyched about these and
0:16:27it has addressed the problem of like I
0:16:29have a dead rubber girl in my club now
0:16:33Jonathan rubber girl you have a you have
0:16:36a fetish item you have a cartoon like a
0:16:40cartoon rabbit like its it appeals to
0:16:42people who are like first since I was a
0:16:45friends who are furries they're not
0:16:47having sex with a rubber rabbit girl
0:16:49that's not weird at a dead girl looking
0:16:51guys
0:16:52oh my god the guys have all look like
0:16:53god John wait
0:16:56well here's the thing from the dummies
0:16:57think about guys is the guys are ugly
0:17:00even realize Iran
0:17:02Oh criminy John don't have enough you're
0:17:05looking at this one looks at one looks a
0:17:08lot like post plastic surgery Bruce
0:17:09Jenner uh not get on with what I mean
0:17:13right now is vintage Porsches ok i just
0:17:16have a bunch of vintage portions up on
0:17:17my boy gallery that's when you want to
0:17:19look at
0:17:19ok so let's get this get past this right
0:17:21according to I guess according to what i
0:17:23have read these these dolls which are
0:17:26made for you to put your penis in and do
0:17:27other things with you can dress them up
0:17:28in doing this on them you don't have to
0:17:30put it in and do whatever you want it's
0:17:32yours now you bought it right exactly
0:17:34it comes in this well speaking arrives
0:17:36in this big box
0:17:37and it'sit's very well cared for you
0:17:39gotta see we gotta look up this this
0:17:40documentary I forget what it's called
0:17:42I'm sorry got the name offer for
0:17:43everybody who works at real-time sorry
0:17:45no disrespect to work if anybody is
0:17:47listening to this podcast works a real
0:17:48doll and you want to send trial Real
0:17:50Dolls I'm to John and send some money
0:17:53masters she was like at what you like
0:17:55that you know John I don't like a
0:17:56ping-pong here but you got a lot of
0:17:58options here i'm sure you can get you
0:18:00get asian people get you could get like
0:18:02a you get relegated an african-american
0:18:05lady with blonde hair and like kinda
0:18:08like chinese lady eyes
0:18:09well here's the here's the thing here's
0:18:10the thing this is the problem I like
0:18:12girls who have a good kind of have a big
0:18:15know the Jewish you want to just like I
0:18:16liked I like garlic Judy girls who and
0:18:19that is a thing that they uh that no no
0:18:24one in the fantasy girl manufacturing
0:18:27business two main issues from this week
0:18:32thinks that that is a UH think that that
0:18:35is an advantage right they're all trying
0:18:37to put look perky little noses on girls
0:18:40this and and they don't they don't
0:18:42feeling you want you want you want
0:18:43tapping against you want to feel punk
0:18:45punk punk you want hitting your lower
0:18:47abdomen my write-up model top of the
0:18:52fantasy girl manufacturing with industry
0:18:54or business with an industry industry
0:18:55industry i'm making some industry
0:18:57because that's terrible that's a Shonda
0:18:59you should let them know that they could
0:19:01make a lot more do I look at this new
0:19:03route linking the cyber little signal
0:19:05over here in the middle east yes be
0:19:07buying real dolls if they just had ones
0:19:09that had a little bit of more of a
0:19:11because I considered a law i think it is
0:19:13considered a law because no no no
0:19:16animals were killed to make a rule so
0:19:18the rabbi was there when they put the
0:19:19ladies JJ on that could conceivably get
0:19:21the K on and maybe get a to maybe get a
0:19:24Jewish has big gain a circle I'm not a
0:19:26circle k place but you know what I'm
0:19:27saying
0:19:27well I'm sure there's someone there
0:19:29someone in dubai there's some like I'm
0:19:33not remain me there's some guy in
0:19:35tomorrow some some mom in dubai who has
0:19:38issued a fatwa on an effect was not
0:19:41always negative doesn't shoot a proper
0:19:43positive flaw like it's like a
0:19:45suggestion box nice job that's like I
0:19:47think that this passes i think the
0:19:49Prophet Muhammad would have
0:19:50root of this this dead girl photo so i
0:19:59don't like it i guess i have to imagine
0:20:02there are precious few men who are
0:20:05anywhere between browsing you know just
0:20:08kind of browsing casually to collecting
0:20:11these whoever besma rubber girl that'd
0:20:16be a pretty song
0:20:17well this is dead rubber girl yeah it's
0:20:19a dead milkmen nothing i'm at a girl and
0:20:23she was shiny on her skin is there is a
0:20:26hygiene if you're listening you know
0:20:27that you know that somebody from from
0:20:29from the banned list or show i'm very
0:20:31excited because that's a band i really
0:20:33like a lot
0:20:33well i know i do too and I did not
0:20:35realize that oh no this is the kind of
0:20:36thing i'm facing now is realizing the
0:20:37people we know listen to the show and
0:20:39freaks me out and it's just super nice
0:20:42you have got to fix that bug her people
0:20:43bug here's the thing right now one less
0:20:45day I'm saying that in the entire side
0:20:46well there's not one link in the side
0:20:48rail I don't want to click I don't click
0:20:50on female realdoll female to male real
0:20:52doll doll closet i'm so not clicking on
0:20:54that was exactly what was that be great
0:20:56name for a bar we had real dolls
0:20:58you know i mean you can meet us there
0:20:59anything that's right there money at
0:21:01some other point that it was big money
0:21:04to pretend the defense but here's the
0:21:07thing here's the thing about a real doll
0:21:09locations was the last one time I want
0:21:11i'm a friend of mine was like he needed
0:21:14to help a friend move his something or
0:21:16couch or something and he was like hey
0:21:18will you come help me help me move this
0:21:19couch for this guy and I said yeah of
0:21:21course and we got in his car we drove
0:21:23over to this neighborhood that I never
0:21:24went to and here's this guy super nice
0:21:27guy
0:21:27we're hanging out and we're gonna move
0:21:31his couch for him and it too and then it
0:21:32turns out he has a cockatiel right he
0:21:35has a big white cockatoo like burning at
0:21:37redbird yeah and so I'm fascinated by
0:21:40this Bernie brings the burden i'm like
0:21:41oh my god this bird is so amazing in the
0:21:44bird gets on my finger and I'm i feel
0:21:47like i'm really getting to know the bird
0:21:49and the bird is getting to know me we're
0:21:50really it's a smart bird were
0:21:52interacting with each other
0:21:54we're having a moment right and the guy
0:21:56is remarking on it like wow he doesn't
0:21:59usually like other people and this bird
0:22:00is it my bird is really like
0:22:03he digs you man like yeah your birthday
0:22:06to me and I take your bird and we're
0:22:09kind of where we're looking at each
0:22:10other we're looking at each other's eyes
0:22:12and that and the bird leans down and
0:22:16kinda like gently grabs onto my lip with
0:22:21his with his beak but he's being very
0:22:24gentle and I'm like this is this is nice
0:22:27he's he's giving me a kid at first I was
0:22:30scared for now it's kind of let lift and
0:22:32then the bird slips me the tone on man
0:22:36bird puts his talk confidently well yeah
0:22:40like a kiss and I went haha wow weird
0:22:45and the guy the bird owner gets all bent
0:22:49out of shape and he's like hey man why
0:22:52you kissing my bird
0:22:53y-you french kissing my bird dude and
0:22:57he's pissed off and I'm like I didn't
0:23:00French kiss your bird your face me I'll
0:23:03just please understand i was young i was
0:23:06holding them on my finger and looking
0:23:07him in the eye and he pitches out he's
0:23:09like he gives me a little blue tongue in
0:23:11the mouth and the guys like give me my
0:23:13bird back and it gets the bird is like
0:23:15you know why don't you guys get out of
0:23:17here like I don't even want you to move
0:23:18my couch and he literally kicks us out
0:23:22of his place we didn't do it we didn't
0:23:24do the favor that we came to do and as
0:23:27we drive off he's standing there on the
0:23:28street like like kissing his bird and
0:23:32all all hacked off of me because I was
0:23:35like ghosts a copy to feel or whatever
0:23:37and i was i was both offended and a
0:23:41little disgusted when i realized that i
0:23:42probably had salmonella at this point
0:23:44but I feel like the problem with a real
0:23:47doll is the same thing you if you
0:23:49because these things are not inexpensive
0:23:51know but I'm gonna get the sense that
0:23:53there's a lot of craftsmanship and so
0:23:55you buy one of these things you dress it
0:23:57up you interact with you spend a lot of
0:23:58time with it and then some guys come
0:24:00over to move your couch and you're like
0:24:01I want you to meet somebody like you
0:24:04could you almost couldn't help you gotta
0:24:06watch this you gotta watch this movie
0:24:07its kind of actually it's sweet in its
0:24:10way that it's there there's these a lot
0:24:12of these guys sure there's like that
0:24:13definitely somewhat sexual component to
0:24:15it there forever alone
0:24:16these guys that determines that a hyphen
0:24:18it forever alone who afraid that that is
0:24:21an internet meme ok but the young people
0:24:24that from for chance I'll see I'm not
0:24:26supposed to talk about it okay
0:24:28I appreciate that trying to figure this
0:24:29out cause I may have something here that
0:24:31merits some funding and possibly some
0:24:34kind of a series let's see okay sorry
0:24:36Sam but in this case I just want you to
0:24:38know they're made down by LA so if you
0:24:40look around we could go to the factory
0:24:41you can get a factor to her just one
0:24:43should do that it's just I I'm trying to
0:24:45all I'm trying to in advance figure out
0:24:47what the etiquette is if somebody
0:24:48introduces you to there right there dead
0:24:51rubber girl do you put your tongue in
0:24:54her mouth
0:24:55I no not you know what else has been in
0:24:57her mouth
0:24:58I mean what did you put her hair do you
0:25:00how do you interact that's a real it's a
0:25:02really good question but i think i think
0:25:03the first watch want to be clear that i
0:25:05can I do apologize to the people of real
0:25:06doll trade marketing was the same time
0:25:08Marcus one of those fake cities in
0:25:10California San Marcos unreal
0:25:13scent-marking that's obviously made-up
0:25:15they said they are the industry leader
0:25:16since 1996 of the industry leader
0:25:19yeah well that's that's that's a big
0:25:21vertical space i guess it
0:25:23they're just they're just talking all
0:25:25the other dead rubber girl manufacturing
0:25:27oh yeah because 3s yeah yeah exactly
0:25:29faked all
0:25:30yeah uh haha where the mcdonalds fuck
0:25:35dolls now listen I have a feeling there
0:25:37are places that are priced flora that we
0:25:38could go to where we could get a lot of
0:25:40extremely specific tests but here's what
0:25:42I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's gonna
0:25:44be like a combination of being
0:25:45introduced to somebody's younger than
0:25:49she should be girlfriend not underage
0:25:51but you know like old guy with lady in
0:25:53her twenties kind of thing like meeting
0:25:54her like to be that guy wonder you know
0:25:57combined with a siamese cat and maybe a
0:26:00nice car like I think all of the things
0:26:01that you would observe
0:26:03ok so in other words don't say she has
0:26:04nice tits don't put your hands in her
0:26:06mouth and don't start rubbing the
0:26:07upholstery I think that's the kind of
0:26:09thing somebody would respect you come in
0:26:10you treat you treat my real dollars
0:26:12respect just like you treat me and I
0:26:14think the problem is that birth at Birth
0:26:16sounds I I don't know a lot of guys you
0:26:17know i'm not an alien sex expert John
0:26:19but i think that that bird might have
0:26:21been a little bit bird promiscuous or at
0:26:22least let these human curious
0:26:24I you know after all after I was a few
0:26:27miles down the road I thought maybe the
0:26:28bird was maybe that was a crime
0:26:30for help maybe the person get me out of
0:26:31here i'm imagining one of those
0:26:33sequences were like suddenly because you
0:26:35can get the bird out of your mind a
0:26:37little bit of tongue is very slowly stop
0:26:40stop you're still tasty bird seed
0:26:42cockatiel okok 237 bird this was the
0:26:47birth back anything they've been
0:26:48together
0:26:49yeah sure but I did I didn't do it
0:26:52cytokines are fried and even know what
0:26:54gender the bird was taken with that
0:26:56could have been a totally gay experience
0:26:58that I had with that bird it depends the
0:26:59idea said beyond it being a french
0:27:03kissing I think stipulated that if you
0:27:04fuck something dead that the same gender
0:27:06as you are it's not a gay thing
0:27:08now what about what about an animal that
0:27:11we talk i mean we got into this a little
0:27:12bit right okay and what's this weekend
0:27:14remember those guys that were down here
0:27:15in woodinville that we're going out in
0:27:17the middle of the night and having sex
0:27:18with horses and then one guy got he died
0:27:22can essentially well I i can't say how
0:27:25much a horse can consent to having sex
0:27:28with a guy with the taps twice and Cara
0:27:33that hurts
0:27:34hey one of the guys guys guys just not
0:27:36you like carrots the horse was the horse
0:27:38was having sex with him and Andy he
0:27:41broke something on his inside on the
0:27:44horses in science on the man's insides
0:27:46of the horse he was the man in in this
0:27:50scenario the horse he was the man
0:27:52character they call that whore stopping
0:27:55and the human man was the lady character
0:27:57and and it broke something him and he
0:28:00said I think that they were videotaping
0:28:02it because that's what you do you don't
0:28:04want to be having you don't want to let
0:28:05this moment go undocumented and the guy
0:28:08said Oh something just is wrong now and
0:28:12they raised him to the hospital paint
0:28:13horses have three large penises
0:28:15I believe that's true i have i have its
0:28:19there's not even a word close accidental
0:28:21animals they sure are i think i think
0:28:23this generally proportional thing
0:28:25you know what I'm going to say this all
0:28:27I'm gonna say is I you know I think if
0:28:29you make yourself a lady horse I think I
0:28:32don't say you get what you have coming
0:28:33because god bless you anybody who's
0:28:34happy doing what they're doing at the
0:28:36horses into it i think they were hoping
0:28:38that they got what was comin right but
0:28:40it i think you're right if you make
0:28:41yourself a lady horse it is on you
0:28:44literally the burden is on you right to
0:28:48not die from being a lady whore you
0:28:51think you would call the next day waited
0:28:52you know i think it's a it's a thing
0:28:55where the owner of the horse did not
0:28:58approve this sounds like we could be
0:29:00getting into something tell mudak notice
0:29:02seeking around but well this is
0:29:03something like this is the condition a
0:29:05lot of complexity in this and I think
0:29:06because it did you just say no offense
0:29:08as though I would be offended by you
0:29:10making it might be something went from
0:29:11there might be something in the pen took
0:29:13i'm not sure but i think this is the
0:29:14kind of thing where whether or not you
0:29:16agree with this matter whether you want
0:29:18think being a lady horses ethical
0:29:20regardless of your religious background
0:29:21I don't wanna get into religion I think
0:29:23there are people that would have this
0:29:24discussion about about about some of
0:29:26these very things valentine's day is
0:29:27Valentine's Day something I need to do
0:29:29assuming you are not killed by the horse
0:29:30that's fucking you what is the
0:29:31obligation of that horse did that horse
0:29:33internet freely have what the judge
0:29:35Wapner is called a meeting of the minds
0:29:36I think these are these are things you
0:29:37think about because you know there's a
0:29:39lot of stuff happening in the world
0:29:40today John and I think I think we're
0:29:42going to be facing more and more of the
0:29:44lady horse type situations necklace is
0:29:46necklace movie
0:29:47no compliment yeah I I don't know a lot
0:29:50about horses
0:29:51although my cousin runs a horse
0:29:54rehabilitation clinic outside of Austin
0:29:56yeah but in my mind that existed even
0:29:59drinking no no not for alcoholic courses
0:30:03for like racehorses and thoroughbred
0:30:05horse alcohol so like that's later on
0:30:07that date for the racing no no it's that
0:30:09they get hurt okay but you don't get
0:30:12used to a horse would get hurt and you
0:30:14shoot it because that because it was the
0:30:16old west and and that's what you did in
0:30:18the Old West if something you didn't
0:30:19know what to do something he shot it but
0:30:22now they have other they can do other
0:30:24things they can get the horse they can
0:30:26make a six-million-dollar horse that's
0:30:28better faster stronger then obviously
0:30:31the scene with a skirt and that's going
0:30:34to describing to the parts where he'd be
0:30:35able to do now
0:30:36and for another thing i did not write
0:30:39this is against my better judgment you
0:30:40now have a bionic horsecock yeah super
0:30:43an antenna I'm but I but my my
0:30:49experience of horses is that if you if
0:30:51you make yourself a lady horse for a
0:30:53horse and the following day you don't
0:30:56know what to get them
0:30:57alfalfa haha a horse will always
0:31:00appreciate a bouquet of alfalfa and it
0:31:03and it really works for any situation it
0:31:06works if they're recovering from
0:31:07six-million-dollar horse surgeries for
0:31:09success if you were a lady horse for the
0:31:11night before in here wish I the next day
0:31:14alfalfa I I know your link i just way
0:31:23too early i don't think i don't think
0:31:25horses contrived in the same way that
0:31:27people do I think horses like dogs which
0:31:29people also liked to be fucked by I
0:31:31think I think horse snorts is mainly
0:31:33want to please us they weren't feel
0:31:35useful like border collies their earnest
0:31:37earnest animals
0:31:38yeah and so I I don't know see this is
0:31:40the problem now i feel like i'm outside
0:31:42I'm outside my element and i'm going to
0:31:44say things that are gonna get me in
0:31:45trouble but I don't think horses
0:31:46overthink this stuff but the other
0:31:49problems horses don't have phones at
0:31:50least not in the same way that we do
0:31:51right maybe that could be on the
0:31:53facebook or something
0:31:54this is very complicated today John i
0:31:55said this before but i think the
0:31:56valentine's Day is a test I think it's a
0:31:58way to find out what somebody really
0:31:59thinks about you and I personally we can
0:32:02I just say like a lady horsing aside i
0:32:04think i would love to be in a
0:32:05relationship where was that clear that
0:32:06when we love each other we have for sex
0:32:08and then give each other alpha with
0:32:10could you can you think back over the
0:32:11last 20 years how much simpler
0:32:12everything would be if i could have just
0:32:15given a bouquet of alfalfa and
0:32:19everything would be right there so many
0:32:21garter belts I want to take back here's
0:32:22the thing about domesticated horse you
0:32:24remember that a horse does not is not
0:32:26automatically domesticated horses is
0:32:30free in the wind and you have to break
0:32:32the horse horse of course you have
0:32:34haha you have to put a saddle on the
0:32:39horse and make the horse learn to like
0:32:42it and ok now you get into my territory
0:32:45in that sense i saw i saw an ad at the
0:32:48albertsons isolate the albertsons
0:32:50probably six weeks ago dressed up in her
0:32:53getting ready to ride a horse outfit
0:32:54oh and I almost my car flipped over my
0:32:57kitchen is just a pile of like girls
0:32:59like groceries and goldfish crackers and
0:33:01soups oriented because because she had a
0:33:03riding crop and I know whenever the
0:33:05crowd part of it just does pants do
0:33:07something two ladies behind
0:33:08yeah you know I'm a big behind guy make
0:33:11it seem wider as with the day that they
0:33:13make it seem well cared for those are
0:33:16expensive pants and a woman in a pant
0:33:18parents like that yes it has an
0:33:19expensive bottom you know it's a very
0:33:21expensive bottom and you know what
0:33:22that's the lady who sought them some
0:33:24things through
0:33:24you don't just fucking show up at
0:33:26albertsons in in the giant boots and
0:33:28then the tight pants and a little hat
0:33:29you just do that that's crazy
0:33:31she knows what she's doing yeah like I'm
0:33:33sexy nervous like fuck that this is this
0:33:34is this is the real thing that now i
0:33:36want to cover more thing she's been to
0:33:38the Korean spa and had a lady tweeze
0:33:40every last little little piece of downy
0:33:43fur out of her bottom
0:33:45did you get that from horse always talk
0:33:47about bleaching know her own down if
0:33:49ever came out just thinking get your
0:33:51butt bleach know about that I didn't
0:33:53know about that
0:33:54okay here's the thing that one thing i
0:33:56want to close the door close the hole on
0:33:58the real thing here's the thing
0:33:59now you when you go in I haven't got to
0:34:01I'm really I gotta be honest with you I
0:34:03look at a lot of terrifying things on
0:34:04the internet but I'm there's so many of
0:34:05these links I'm not clicking on just
0:34:07because I can't write but if memory
0:34:09serves this is a this is like what this
0:34:11is like buying a pc in the late nineties
0:34:13you go in and you give them a lot of
0:34:15specificity about what you're looking
0:34:16for if memory serves down to things like
0:34:18fingernails like you don't want that
0:34:20creepy French manicure thing right like
0:34:22I don't know I think maybe when you
0:34:24choose the body types on i can't say i
0:34:26give abyss creations of San Marcos
0:34:27California a lot of credit because
0:34:29because they put the power in the hands
0:34:31of the horse man here I hope they
0:34:33sponsor us after this i would like to i
0:34:36would like to get if not a free dollar
0:34:38at least some money on something like
0:34:41you might like to least get one he's got
0:34:42one of these ladies to spin
0:34:44you know what take around the block who
0:34:46I'm not going to deny it
0:34:48Iran curious i think that i would have
0:34:50some remorse i think the next day I
0:34:52would show up with a with some alfalfa
0:34:53and try and yeah smooth it over
0:34:56that's right shine the saddle but not
0:34:58know if I could set you know what I
0:35:00don't know what you like in bed always
0:35:01been as Gentiles and remanding have you
0:35:04ever met a man who cared about a woman's
0:35:07manicure that is that is an example of a
0:35:12thing that women do for one another
0:35:13I i can't i can't see how I was like oh
0:35:16your fingernails
0:35:18oh my god when i get this real doll I'm
0:35:20gonna have I'm gonna have a I'm gonna
0:35:22get her fingernails a certain way like I
0:35:24certainly I have never looked at a
0:35:26woman's fingernails and thoughts really
0:35:27good cricket bat for me okay i think i
0:35:30think there is a i can personally to
0:35:34answer questions i don't think i have
0:35:36but i think there's this whole
0:35:38constellation ok so there's all the
0:35:39bullshit that every move likes what i
0:35:42wanted to have boobs and then is on the
0:35:43other side which is like I want her to
0:35:45have a prosthetic leg and be named Amy
0:35:47me right and then all between the song
0:35:50she just flipped the switch is re
0:35:52actually Amy I was at the store for that
0:35:56importantly the day she got a new one
0:35:57here at the prosthetic limb prophetic
0:35:59prosthetic limb store is called the
0:36:01plaintiff is colliding with my suddenly
0:36:02speaking like Elmer fuck off Amy Amy
0:36:04seven stumptown holster laughs it's
0:36:07actually neighborhood in that pic no
0:36:09it's called Portland stumptown a
0:36:11Portland used to be called stumptown
0:36:13it's alright it was almost a really good
0:36:15joke right
0:36:16yeah that was a great job and moving on
0:36:18the here's the thing i was just a little
0:36:19too smart
0:36:20yeah okay that's it nice to meet you
0:36:24would have said the the the thing about
0:36:26this is uh yes yes absolutely there's a
0:36:29continuum right and there's in between
0:36:30you could call it somewhere between a
0:36:31preference in a fetish and I think like
0:36:34the fetish folks have a pretty good idea
0:36:35of what they're looking for
0:36:36we're not always an easy time getting it
0:36:38but like you know the further off on the
0:36:40continuum you are like the tougher that
0:36:42maybe I think I killed all comes in
0:36:43handy there because i think actually
0:36:46network you its kind of gives you an
0:36:48idea of like if you're going to that was
0:36:50a pretty good job i want to get this
0:36:51right
0:36:52well I think they can you can get a kind
0:36:53of handy i think i was like i like how
0:36:55much can I like choke my doll may
0:36:57you gotta break ok alright i couldn't
0:37:01thank you
0:37:02how much can i took my dog do so with
0:37:07the gods later okay with a particularly
0:37:11chocobo the faq number 12 how much
0:37:14weight can the doll support one sentence
0:37:18real dollars can safely support over 400
0:37:21back and I'm sure I swear to you i'm
0:37:25sure they're guys who have read that
0:37:26make you have gone only 400 pounds darn
0:37:2914 tell me more about the dolls entries
0:37:34what is the range of dice wasn't better
0:37:37Judas Priest record haha what is the
0:37:40range of the dolls joints may give me a
0:37:44couple more gonna come up can a real
0:37:45dogs fingers closed and grip the hand
0:37:49each that's the Handy we were talking
0:37:50yep there's a lot there's a lot in your
0:37:52home against there's lots of stuff in
0:37:53here stuff whereas we are hemorrhaging
0:37:55listeners right now by the way
0:37:57yeah so many people city point you bring
0:38:00up a really really excellent point
0:38:02though and now we're getting into like
0:38:03anthropology is the thing like okay so i
0:38:05think you're right i think there are
0:38:07some things like let's be honest like
0:38:09mostly things like hairstyles definitely
0:38:12things like general style of dress
0:38:15things like what how you know Steve
0:38:18manicures but how you choose to do
0:38:20things like keeping those like you know
0:38:21like like do you wear a scarf
0:38:24do you have this kind of backpack i
0:38:26think it's a whole bunch of stuff that
0:38:27is like a very much a woman's way like a
0:38:30man's way same is like a man would have
0:38:32like an expensive thing like you're in a
0:38:34nice thing or a signifying thing I think
0:38:36there are people who buy iphones because
0:38:38they want to be somebody who bought an
0:38:39iphone but I think there's a lot of
0:38:40things were yes it could be a telegraph
0:38:42to two other people and I think I think
0:38:43like there's a lot of cute girls
0:38:44important i bought a telegraph absolute
0:38:47em see that was a smart little too smart
0:38:50for once and there's a lot like really
0:38:52really cute ladies in portland I
0:38:54realized that like would never would
0:38:55have anything to do with me but I
0:38:56respect that
0:38:57yeah and its kind can i get customized
0:39:00lobby and nipples as faq number one
0:39:02abhiya yes we are able to do customized
0:39:05genitalia and nipples your pronunciation
0:39:08of certain things is one of the great
0:39:09joys for me
0:39:10whatever i would like to write them and
0:39:12just say could I get salami nipples
0:39:15now you're misunderstanding me yeah no
0:39:18sir I don't
0:39:18mr. game you cannot be so many levels
0:39:21did she call with the lampshade the
0:39:24thing about girls in portland according
0:39:26to this book this them a lot of cute
0:39:27girls in portland well there are but
0:39:29Portland the used to be at least and I
0:39:30think this is still true about it it was
0:39:33that it was the place where punk rock
0:39:35and hippie perfectly Mel great way to
0:39:40put it
0:39:40so that every punk rock girl is about
0:39:43forty percent hippie and every hippie
0:39:46girl is about forty percent punk rock
0:39:48but so often it works it shouldn't work
0:39:50but it shouldn't work at all but it
0:39:52works amazingly so you're driving around
0:39:54here like oh look at that stinky but
0:39:56you're like alright with she's kind of
0:39:58punk and so hot and then you look over
0:40:01here like all that punk girl in here oh
0:40:03wait but she's kind of hippie like it's
0:40:06it's so works and and girl after girl
0:40:08after girl and I've never been to
0:40:10another place in the universe where
0:40:12where the the culture so perfectly
0:40:16combines these two generally disgusting
0:40:20a sort of sort of stylistic and
0:40:23lifestyle choices and and melds it into
0:40:27something that's so appealing
0:40:29yeah in a way that is if I may say
0:40:31organic like it doesn't seem like you
0:40:33just slap into things together you know
0:40:35I mean rights
0:40:36ya know it's absolutely organic right
0:40:38it's like these girls all but you seen
0:40:40people in portland like ladies that you
0:40:42be like say oh that's a very attractive
0:40:43woman like you say like she's very
0:40:45attractive right well this is this is
0:40:47the old idea in your head i went to a
0:40:49different town and the girls are all
0:40:50cute problem
0:40:51well here's the thing if you guys on
0:40:53cisco there are so many cute girls and
0:40:54services you don't even want to do with
0:40:56yourself especially if you just been to
0:40:57LA
0:40:58oh my god that's like that's like that's
0:40:59like real dolls and cars which is a
0:41:02great Buzzcocks song okay here's the
0:41:03problem now under customs also fake you
0:41:05number five can you sculpt a custom
0:41:06header likeness from a photo
0:41:08o course they can the longer one much
0:41:10longer question number 6 under customers
0:41:12can have a doll made of a celebrity
0:41:13model or my ex-girlfriend if i bring a
0:41:15driver's license to you can you make the
0:41:18real doll that looks just like the
0:41:20person in the drivers have been a lot of
0:41:22guys wanted to go to the next step
0:41:24which would be cloning which is that if
0:41:26i can bring the sock that I stole can
0:41:30you can start with the foot obviously if
0:41:32i bring some garbage that i found didn't
0:41:35buy anything by a foot to fuck that you
0:41:37know there's fuckable feet you can buy
0:41:38not only did i know this but I saw one
0:41:41on the internet the other day not just
0:41:42it's not just it's not a lifelike foot
0:41:44then you that you are
0:41:46frottage engaging it's a foot that has a
0:41:49vagina in it
0:41:50I haven't seen that that's a good idea
0:41:52it's a foot and then ok but on the
0:41:54bottom of the foot there's actually a an
0:41:56orifice which doesn't look like any
0:41:59offices you've seen before is it looks
0:42:00like an office that I have seen in other
0:42:02locations
0:42:03I mean it like this i know i have never
0:42:05seen one with a with a with the orifice
0:42:07on the bodies in front door back door
0:42:10it's a front door the front door and
0:42:11it's an enlightened or in a disembodied
0:42:13foot which part which part of the fake
0:42:15rubber foot like it's on your foot and
0:42:19the energy one because old say giant be
0:42:22sold in China as you would say the lobby
0:42:24area is on the soul of the of the foot
0:42:28of the Dead what a great by the way one
0:42:30of the great rejected titles for an
0:42:31outgoing records all vagina and so the
0:42:36thing that I think we still have not
0:42:37fully established is that this is a
0:42:39bespoke fate so we get your term right
0:42:42this is a bespoke it up you do get the
0:42:46pic i was writing this your free
0:42:48discussion and I don't derail but it's a
0:42:49very important question so yes on the
0:42:51continuum on the one side you got really
0:42:53don't want to get derailed from this ma
0:42:55I you know what I'm John we've been
0:42:57friends for several years and i have to
0:42:59tell you I never I'd very some think
0:43:02ahead I'm just very happy to just do
0:43:03things with you as you know but like
0:43:05it's hard for me to think of a
0:43:08non-obvious topic that needs deeper
0:43:11penetration in this issue i think we can
0:43:13talk about music we store going to have
0:43:14our Paul McCartney shows i'm gonna
0:43:16bullshit the anybody could guess boy
0:43:18generally gonna talk about toilet paper
0:43:19and food let me go fucking get my anyway
0:43:22so here's the many of my toilet paper
0:43:23and fruit so i can that's why along well
0:43:25that's alright that's right there's a
0:43:28lot of customization available you can
0:43:29get the kind of hair you want to stop
0:43:30this in a minute by trying to scare you
0:43:32can't let me let me know yes now please
0:43:34jump in
0:43:35let me ask here it is what you're saying
0:43:36is it is impossible
0:43:38want to buy a stock realdoll you have to
0:43:41make a custom rules you're going to make
0:43:43me click on things you can't just buy
0:43:45like version a you have to say i want i
0:43:48want with no you're not getting off that
0:43:50easy buddy
0:43:51I want Angelina Jolie lips and i want i
0:43:53want to challenge
0:43:55charlize theron such oh my spirit our
0:43:58King god I'm so sorry I've done breaking
0:44:00all my rules defined i'm typing I'm
0:44:03looking at the internet and i'm sending
0:44:05you a link in the robot I'm sorry
0:44:07portions here I don't whatever her name
0:44:09is you can buy the here's the thing you
0:44:11get a standard female with all three
0:44:12entries first of all from now on I'm
0:44:15calling all of the penetrable lady parts
0:44:17entries holy my goodness that's six
0:44:20thousand dollars for that almost 5999
0:44:23now scroll down you can get elf ears
0:44:25front if you don't keep going keep going
0:44:26to be in tears skin tone skin tone skin
0:44:29tones expression of cases that looks
0:44:31like tawny kitaen I was sure does what
0:44:34she's the one married to one married the
0:44:36guy in Journey oh I was a tiny Kane tiny
0:44:39tiny can contain me and was married to
0:44:41the guy from whitesnake David Coverdale
0:44:43shemale doll
0:44:45yeah yeah good now John can just be
0:44:47clear that what you're watching a look
0:44:49at the first times under option a
0:44:50detachable penis
0:44:52oh my god that's the king missile song
0:44:53detachable promote detachable penis you
0:44:57know it's disappointing show everyone
0:44:58200 that's a modest matches the worst i
0:45:01don't regret from from yeah that's his
0:45:04names like John Donne faces on the same
0:45:06doctor dr. Phil what the username San
0:45:08Francisco he seems nice but what you're
0:45:10saying the modest mouse was the most
0:45:11disappointing rock show you've ever been
0:45:13to
0:45:13yep I don't want to get derailed from
0:45:15the shemale real doll but what happened
0:45:17to the modest mouse concert i hope they
0:45:19were high because I hope they were out
0:45:22there either high or I hope they were
0:45:24mad about craft services because I've
0:45:25never been to any more phoned in fucking
0:45:27show in my entire life this is nineteen
0:45:29ninety seven or eight seals around the
0:45:32real size of the real west highway west
0:45:34what the fuck's that they had that they
0:45:36were there huffing modeling glue at that
0:45:38point but they are guys from them you
0:45:39don't you know I i can i can enjoy a lot
0:45:41of things John I like a lot of different
0:45:43kinds of music you know I don't like a
0:45:45low show because I don't like being
0:45:46shushed and being told to sit
0:45:48indian-style yeah I want to go to a low
0:45:50show I mean shush to two different
0:45:51locations for a permanently attached
0:45:53penis with testicles but no vagina add
0:45:56seven hundred and fifty dollars for your
0:45:57order
0:45:58can I just ask is there is there
0:45:59anything to be lost by making it
0:46:01detachable because it seems to me that
0:46:02you know you've got options now let me
0:46:04ask you this when you detach it what do
0:46:05you have there is it is it a bolt is an
0:46:07entry but he has a question then you
0:46:10know you can change you can change to a
0:46:13different size penis attachment
0:46:15additionally this attachment for
0:46:17tutoring for Johnny being cynical about
0:46:19this there are stairs so much to this
0:46:21that we're not taking into account we're
0:46:22coming in and we're just making jokes
0:46:23about this this is flexibility this is
0:46:25what your ability absence see is
0:46:27permanently attached penis no testicles
0:46:29but with the vagina intact and that cost
0:46:32a thousand dollars
0:46:33oh and that's what Jamie Jamie Lee
0:46:35Curtis kind deal you have ever you have
0:46:37every option then can I get you to click
0:46:40on female realdoll to the left rail
0:46:42alright that is not what I'm impressed
0:46:44with his custom skin tones you probably
0:46:47already there are you already there you
0:46:48can get a blue doll what no I all sizes
0:46:51yet you're in the moment with the label
0:46:52realdoll to is what you're so funny you
0:46:54say that cause I've developed a crush on
0:46:56a blue lady in Star Wars needs that name
0:46:59is all whether your name is at Ayla Ayla
0:47:00sakura she and the ischemia could
0:47:04cantina scene are you talking about one
0:47:06of the non-canonical Star Wars no no
0:47:08it's canonical well as canonical in the
0:47:10sense that is clone wars and now when I
0:47:13it's it's a cartoon watching the kids
0:47:15ooic it's one of the team that gets in
0:47:18between two and three
0:47:19it's Star Wars fanfic no no no no no no
0:47:22it's it's a really good cartoon don't
0:47:25look at the later ones that will give
0:47:26you the right idea
0:47:27ok so another thing about I I'm I'm
0:47:29attracted to the victoria model and 10
0:47:33Layla is kinda nice too huh
0:47:35please continue looking up with that
0:47:38might mean it's Victoria's kind of seems
0:47:40like an Irish last kind of wide faced
0:47:42Irish girl and she seems mad she seems a
0:47:45little drunk and you getting it was nice
0:47:48as the edge like seven minutes long
0:47:49after you come in here there's a really
0:47:50long on piano kota up that too smart
0:47:55they're not smart enough
0:47:56oh IC we talked about this blue cartoons
0:47:58yeah
0:47:59she has that girl was in the original
0:48:01Star Wars well
0:48:03oh here is it wasn't she on on on boba
0:48:07fett Iran the job of the huts sex barge
0:48:10oh no I think again you know she's the
0:48:12same and she's got a two-hour lack I
0:48:14think I've gotten a lot of secure wasn't
0:48:16while I was gone
0:48:18yeah I don't know looking at right no no
0:48:20I know you're talking about you're
0:48:21talking about you're just throwing to
0:48:22the the rank or because he's displeased
0:48:23with her right
0:48:25yeah no no she's a toilet she apparently
0:48:27she wears that outfit because it gives
0:48:28according to wiki wiki pedia because it
0:48:31gives her more flexibility as a Jedi
0:48:33well she's glad she's a fucking Jedi and
0:48:36she's like super confident and blue and
0:48:39her head dependency that she's a
0:48:41twilight they'll have that that so that
0:48:43wasn't why I like you saw John John you
0:48:45even know where wikipedia is on the
0:48:48Internet
0:48:48John just go search for Wikipedia and
0:48:52yes it does have two hours and 2 e's
0:48:53John can I ask you to please click and
0:48:56let's leave let's leave or I'll behind
0:48:58me why don't you know about her right
0:49:00now let's go to female realdoll to the
0:49:02left trail for anybody playing along i
0:49:04hope you can figure all this out again I
0:49:05actually apologized a final time you get
0:49:08a little too I'm bearing that you are
0:49:10they have been the industry leader since
0:49:111996 i would like to extend a really
0:49:14serious apology to everybody at realdoll
0:49:16TM of San someplace
0:49:18ok imitating GRU there i don't care
0:49:21about to order form she was she weighs
0:49:2480 pounds of his five-foot-three this is
0:49:26the problem with not finishing the first
0:49:27part of this this is a really real
0:49:29fucking real doll like it weighs stuff
0:49:31you pick it up and it feels like a lady
0:49:32fielding an honest-to-god actual real
0:49:34dead rubber girl
0:49:36ok so anybody's going to this I don't
0:49:39know here's your skin tone options fair
0:49:42fair asian who medium medium tan the
0:49:48headlight African light African you
0:49:50can't get a dark effort there's no
0:49:51fucking Grace Jones button i click the
0:49:54shit out of that see that that offended
0:49:56now Mara your Bishop should be a darker
0:49:58can I get in tomorrow with a fair they
0:50:01do a preview I but it's not all laughter
0:50:03probably crazy if you got a bar but with
0:50:05fair skin
0:50:06yeah but you know what she'd look like
0:50:07should look like an albino black girl I
0:50:09look at every one of these real doll
0:50:11faces and I see a problem in
0:50:13this relationship with every one of
0:50:14these faces and all my fault you know in
0:50:16high school my high school girlfriend
0:50:19was a redhead girl what's her name her
0:50:22name was Kelly she was a she was a
0:50:24german irish girl she had all burnt hair
0:50:26and freckles
0:50:27Wow is she strong confident she was very
0:50:30confident but we were walking down the
0:50:32street one day and this is in the
0:50:33eighties of course and she had her hair
0:50:37I think she had done her auburn hair in
0:50:39cornrows is because yeah I didn't like
0:50:42it either but it was the eighties and so
0:50:44it was everybody thought that they were
0:50:46gonna be bo Derek for a week and a half
0:50:47right yet she had her she had her hair
0:50:50in cornrows were walking down the street
0:50:52and some rednecks drive by and roll down
0:50:56the window and shout out nigger lover
0:50:59and now their friend out to you and we
0:51:02looked around and we were the only
0:51:04people on the street and then she looked
0:51:05at me and I looked at her and she
0:51:08started laughing she was like they think
0:51:09I'm black God and I looked at her and
0:51:13all of a sudden you know this incredibly
0:51:15light skin to freckle-faced Irish girl
0:51:18with cornrows it transformed in my eyes
0:51:22to an albino black girl who has that
0:51:25kind of you know when the ANC of albino
0:51:27black person they look like a redheaded
0:51:28Irish girl and we had oh my god we're i
0:51:32think you may have found some kind of
0:51:33human wormhole that's really where Jon
0:51:35that's exactly what we realized then
0:51:37that race was a myth well we learned a
0:51:40lesson about love
0:51:41moving on it now for your finger and toe
0:51:43nail color are you going French manicure
0:51:45pink red burgundy or bronze think i'm
0:51:47gonna go I don't like any of these I
0:51:49want just known to get no polish that's
0:51:51not an option
0:51:52what's your guess I guess read it seems
0:51:54kinda also French manicure
0:51:56I hate French manicure so much about you
0:51:58too but you know what time are we don't
0:52:00have time anymore
0:52:01Oh nuts are so disgusting it just says
0:52:03it just says like business is deaf girl
0:52:05now hairstyle this is going to be
0:52:07complicated i get a custom hairstyle i
0:52:09don't want natural lips because those
0:52:11don't look natural looks like peach
0:52:12I wish to hell yeah I wish they'd let me
0:52:14read this on this website forum this is
0:52:16that there's a lot of you I things that
0:52:18they can make a lot easier here I think
0:52:19if i'm only like seven ish yo male
0:52:22converter for 30 yet
0:52:24the John echo slamming has friends would
0:52:28say my hand to God I think we saw that
0:52:30at the exact same second oh boy you
0:52:32don't want to zoom in on that I do i do
0:52:35not i'm sitting out consumed in zooming
0:52:37out i'm zooming out across the room
0:52:40I don't look like let's take either a
0:52:42workout machine or some kind of a frosty
0:52:44drink maker and I don't think maybe
0:52:47maybe a video game like a flight based
0:52:49video game don't see how architectural
0:52:51II that can support a 400-pound man i
0:52:54think i think the little dingus that
0:52:55holds it into the the shell of the dead
0:52:58lady dead rubber lady body is going to
0:53:00be very strong it's going to steal based
0:53:02yeah there's there's titanium or you
0:53:04know what it is it's a terminator body
0:53:05under there
0:53:06ok I was where I was worried that glands
0:53:08just gonna pop right off its it's some
0:53:10kind of Terminator thing and and that
0:53:12way if you can I don't know what you
0:53:14would I mean the only reason to have
0:53:16that appendage that apparatus attached
0:53:18to this girl is that you would sit up
0:53:21and I just figured make yourself a lady
0:53:23horse riding cinema and sit on this
0:53:26well there it is John there is no sorry
0:53:27I don't interrupt you but here is
0:53:28question answered little to the shemale
0:53:30converter that I just sent you that
0:53:32explains that they're using physics but
0:53:35that still doesn't seem like call maybe
0:53:37I'm going to examine it out of silicone
0:53:38responds it's a five basic machines now
0:53:41can John kind of plants all you have to
0:53:43work out for four minutes a day that's
0:53:45right and the exercise machine cost
0:53:48forty thousand dollars that's right it's
0:53:4930 pounds of solid steel can i point out
0:53:51two things that I just figured out where
0:53:54the real money is so you say yes yes sir
0:53:56you will be paying six thousand dollars
0:53:57for these kind of point out two things
0:53:59oh wait a minute shit i have so much to
0:54:01cover vagina attachment style permanent
0:54:03or removable but look at this
0:54:05ok so good on extra google vagina don't
0:54:07go down to extra options and what do you
0:54:09see one cup just literally one cup size
0:54:13larger breasts how much uh I I navigated
0:54:18away like I couldn't look anymore but
0:54:20now it now you have to walk me back
0:54:22through there but now i'm looking at elf
0:54:24ears is the other page here's the thing
0:54:26like I'm at Comic Con here
0:54:28ok so because it is lots of men like
0:54:31comic-con requires one girl with elf
0:54:34ears around and a lot of men looking
0:54:37mater runner behind surrounded by 6400
0:54:40round metal hard for me to understand
0:54:41why you won't go to that ok so here's
0:54:43the thing that reason of these these
0:54:44don't come back to that there's a these
0:54:47ladies these real doll ladies is that I
0:54:49say that right real dog again I want to
0:54:50apologize to the real tall people tried
0:54:52Merle damn these these dolls institue as
0:54:56they arrive have what I would describe
0:54:57in context as something very near jugs
0:55:01the two basic models have either so
0:55:04there's the 33 morning there c cups and
0:55:06personally I gotta say of all the cops
0:55:08to see cup is one of my favorite cups i
0:55:10think the C cup is I think it's good
0:55:12amount of like a medium-sized coke 0
0:55:13underneath the human female converter
0:55:17yes you did not see the click here to
0:55:20see the masterpiece eyes collected on
0:55:23closing that I just above that John
0:55:25please look at one cup size larger
0:55:26breasts and tell me the number
0:55:28850 bucks for what you want to deke up
0:55:31you're going to pay a hundred fifty
0:55:32dollars Martin out man get you to go to
0:55:34the very bottom of the page and look for
0:55:35the red text because I think this is
0:55:36where it all comes together
0:55:37realdoll express $500 your dollars
0:55:40guaranteed to be manufactured and
0:55:42shipped within four weeks of reform
0:55:43receipt of payment huh
0:55:45Wow normal manufacturing time is
0:55:48estimated at eight weeks could be longer
0:55:50is your question you spent this is
0:55:52something i learned back in the day as
0:55:53you know used to do things with web
0:55:54pages and that well first we under the
0:55:57economic notion of sunk cost fallacy we
0:55:59all know that for example if I get
0:56:00somebody fill out to fill out the first
0:56:02like page of a form let's say all I'm
0:56:04asking for is your name and city just
0:56:06that act of making you go to the next
0:56:08page really stupid oddly enough
0:56:11increases the chances that you'll fill
0:56:12out the whole form because you've
0:56:13already spent some time on it now here's
0:56:15the thing this this i could see somebody
0:56:18getting a bottle of absolut and spending
0:56:21a real long time filling out this form
0:56:22trying some different things I've done
0:56:24this with building max like not inside
0:56:26what if I get this hard drive what if i
0:56:27get that hard drive you get down to the
0:56:28bottom and you've been thinking a lot
0:56:30about all the different ways you can you
0:56:32can fuck you you're dead rubber girl
0:56:34prices begin to the bottom and you see
0:56:36that little clique box for real doll
0:56:39express and you realize your your life
0:56:41there's a fork in the road now my friend
0:56:42you can either wait you can wait for
0:56:45four weeks to fuck a dead rubber girl
0:56:50you can wait for eight weeks to find you
0:56:52could add but you pay big five hundred
0:56:54dollars and cut your time in half
0:56:56you're literally you're literally
0:56:57spending that is why I just clarify one
0:56:59thing I want to apologize to the real
0:57:01doll family
0:57:02it includes all three entries but there
0:57:04but this is the this is the thing if you
0:57:06can see the thing about her wonder what
0:57:08it is is you're paying five hundred
0:57:10dollars which is comparatively small
0:57:11amount of money that's exactly what i'm
0:57:13doing right now in the calculator and
0:57:14picture will never ever ever be alone
0:57:16again put that order to in fact be
0:57:20permanently alone and that is no that's
0:57:23no small thing that's worth fun can't
0:57:24put a price on that John I mean by
0:57:26permanently lonely in a way that really
0:57:28works plus having this fucking white
0:57:29fingernails and a dong you can take out
0:57:31for there's options here that you're
0:57:33just not gonna find a lot of places
0:57:35there's this is flexibility John yeah
0:57:37you can get tan lines
0:57:39I'm going with michelle will go with
0:57:41Michelle I don't you know what the
0:57:43gibson cut guitar company used to have a
0:57:45website where you can go on and make
0:57:46your own Les Paul mhm and I went on
0:57:49there are many many many times and made
0:57:51my fantasy les paul and i never clicked
0:57:53by right at my parents did that with
0:57:56catalogs and they never have money to
0:57:57fill out college then never send it in
0:57:59yeah and then they stop them to quit
0:58:00doing it and they quit having that on
0:58:03their website because it was too useful
0:58:06it was too it was to like good and so
0:58:10yeah let me just guess that you're not
0:58:12representing them
0:58:13no no I am but but i don't i don't care
0:58:17anymore so one time I was in I was in
0:58:20nashville and I went to the gibson
0:58:22custom guitar a manufacturing area which
0:58:27is not where they make all the Gibson's
0:58:29it's where they make the it's the custom
0:58:30shop and when I got a tour of it because
0:58:33I was you know and sponsored by them and
0:58:36we're walking around and you know that
0:58:37there's les pauls everywhere
0:58:39SG everywhere and all these beautiful
0:58:41guitar body's natural you know on just
0:58:45like the natural wood like there's not
0:58:47like a sunburst or anything on the edge
0:58:48looks like just nothing it's just a
0:58:50piece of work there's not even a neck on
0:58:51it
0:58:52and I'm like so what if i took that and
0:58:56i put this neck on it and I put those
0:58:57pickups on it and I was doing the thing
0:58:59that I used to do on the website except
0:59:00i was doing it in person with these with
0:59:03these amazing parts there's little years
0:59:05where they call luthiers all standing
0:59:07around all the people that have been you
0:59:08know the little old ladies who are like
0:59:10smoking cigarettes with the really long
0:59:11fingernails and their their their ladies
0:59:14at the gibson custom shop whose job it
0:59:16is to take a razor blade and just scrape
0:59:19the paint off of the binding with this
0:59:23kind of perfect love without nicking in
0:59:26yeah and it's not done by a machine it's
0:59:28these lives these little sixty-year-old
0:59:30chain-smoking ladies who just sit with a
0:59:33razor blade all day and just peel the
0:59:34paint off of the binding after the
0:59:36guitars have been sprayed i'm watching
0:59:38this and I'm like okay here's the guitar
0:59:40i want and i am talking to the guy who
0:59:42you know who runs the custom shop and I
0:59:44get to the end of my little soliloquy
0:59:46and basically what I what I have
0:59:47described as neil young's black 54 less
0:59:52ball or whatever but but made for me to
0:59:54pick ups
0:59:55no just too and the guy says yeah that'd
0:59:59be great
0:59:59[Music]
0:59:59[Music]
1:00:00and we could totally do that except
1:00:02we're not allowed to because the guy
1:00:06that owns the company doesn't want us to
1:00:09spend time making custom cool guitars
1:00:12for people he wants everybody to buy the
1:00:1459 Les Paul reissue because he doesn't
1:00:18know what guitar players are like
1:00:20because he bought the company and this
1:00:23is what's going out of business because
1:00:24he's a rich guy about the company
1:00:26because he's a rich guy and he doesn't
1:00:28he's always trying to he's always coming
1:00:30down here and saying I know let's make a
1:00:32Les Paul that's covered with flames and
1:00:35purple fur that'll get the whole get one
1:00:38the sponsored by cheerios i will get the
1:00:40whole purple further inflame minute you
1:00:42did you demand satisfaction you you mind
1:00:44walking what your mother can you imagine
1:00:46i cannot John academy i can imagine that
1:00:48you knocked a couple people down and
1:00:49literally ran up the stairs and busted
1:00:51down the door is fucking office there
1:00:53was nothing there
1:00:54I bet he wasn't even there he wasn't
1:00:55there fucker here's what I learned all
1:00:57the people at the gibson custom shop are
1:00:59all guitar makers and they all looked at
1:01:01me with sad eyes and said yeah can you
1:01:05imagine what it's like for us here who
1:01:07have the not just all at the access to
1:01:10this stuff but we have the ability we
1:01:12are craftspeople and we would like
1:01:15nothing more than for you to come in
1:01:16here and tell us your custom Les Paul
1:01:18dream but we can't do it because there's
1:01:21not a SKU number this is a an exact
1:01:24quote there's no SKU number for the
1:01:26skills are very important in business
1:01:27and I said want to limit your number of
1:01:29skis at the time I didn't know what ask
1:01:31you was and I said what's the difference
1:01:33it's a blessed Paul you painted this
1:01:34color instead of that color there like
1:01:36now we painted a different color it's
1:01:38got a different SKU number that's the
1:01:39rule and they all look so defeated they
1:01:42look so sad as they made one after
1:01:44another identical 59 Les Paul reissue
1:01:47and I i walked out of there with my
1:01:50shoulders slumped I mean it was a
1:01:52beautiful experience to see the guitars
1:01:54made and to meet all these wonderful
1:01:55people but I was slumped shoulders that
1:01:59someone could have you know that
1:02:02here's what the guy here's what they
1:02:03said they said his model the owner of
1:02:06Gibson guitars his model is harley
1:02:08davidson I'll for the love of God she
1:02:11wants to have that kind of
1:02:13so he wants to sell a bunch of bullshit
1:02:14two balls suburban guys and ruin the
1:02:16whole thing that made this good in the
1:02:17first place
1:02:18yeah he's like we can make a lot more
1:02:20money selling keychains thats a Gibson
1:02:22on them then we can selling guitar
1:02:24oh my god what's this guy's name I don't
1:02:26know i don't know i'm probably going to
1:02:28get in trouble but who cares
1:02:30am i stepping ahead in my jumping ahead
1:02:31too far here John are you thinking what
1:02:32I'm thinking which is i pray to god this
1:02:34cocksucker never buys real doll and
1:02:37again I want to apologize to the people
1:02:38a real doll and I want to see what I'm
1:02:40afraid of is that there's going to be a
1:02:41Gibson branded realdoll are seriously f
1:02:45holes honor and Finance Ministry's half
1:02:48inches in addition to the three normal
1:02:50entries there b2f entries and I'm much
1:02:53more worried about this cocksucker
1:02:54coming in or not even a cocksucker
1:02:56because you know what he might change
1:02:57one of the entries he made that may take
1:02:58off the mouth he may decide that every
1:03:00doll can only have one hole that nothing
1:03:02would fit in right he might want to 59
1:03:04reissue what if you could only buy let's
1:03:07see who would it be 1959 what if you can
1:03:09only buy like Ethel Mertz what if you
1:03:11get only by and Ethel Mertz steps uh sex
1:03:14doll the neighbor from I Love Lucy you
1:03:16headed by that I think I would do what i
1:03:17have done with beginning guitar which is
1:03:19not order one you get a horse
1:03:21oh my goodness term it gives her I'm
1:03:24sorry Merlin I just called the Gibson
1:03:25that's actually it's actually my
1:03:27mother's dogs it didn't get it because
1:03:29it is getting still is getting stillroom
1:03:31it's still around like 12 years old my
1:03:33love Gibson but if you go up to the top
1:03:35this is now it's getting terrible time
1:03:36we are operating top of the the real
1:03:39doll screen you can buy torsos no no
1:03:47ourselves with no limbs and and just
1:03:50what just below the point of entry extra
1:03:54faces on the straight stuff it's paul
1:03:59now see now
1:04:01always smiling I'm see now all my gosh
1:04:05the polishes off the fingernail if you
1:04:08can buy extra fucking torsos and faces
1:04:09he first they are you gonna blow through
1:04:11those you know you're gonna tear it up
1:04:13that bad
1:04:14now you can get them where they're
1:04:16smiling so they don't look like stupid
1:04:18angelina jolie like like a like share
1:04:21face but they're like smiley faces you
1:04:24mean that was it was previously for sex
1:04:26space they got the second phase there ya
1:04:28are the most of them have the sex face
1:04:29like yeah but but a but then you get
1:04:34them smiling and then there's you can
1:04:35get there with their eyes closed so
1:04:37they're not judging you
1:04:39they're not watching you but they're
1:04:41judgy eyes staring staring staring i
1:04:45want i want one place i thought was like
1:04:48someplace better by now i want to set
1:04:50always oh no here's the sad thing that
1:04:52the smiley faces do not have an oral
1:04:54opening have to tune
1:04:59ya dumb fuck face
1:05:02oh yeah i can get those didn't have a
1:05:04bolt detachable irony you're gonna want
1:05:07a smiley face but then you can't what
1:05:09can you do with the smiley face you all
1:05:10you can do is appreciated
1:05:11okay we gotta get going but I getting
1:05:13one thing that you know you can buy
1:05:14these used that's a lie and you can buy
1:05:17pre-owned they have pre-owned I've read
1:05:19about this you can buy pre-owned know
1:05:20who were you I guess that's something I
1:05:22guess steam cleaning
1:05:23I don't know I think you probably clean
1:05:26these girls so they could get a horse
1:05:27like this would you get it smiling
1:05:31uh-huh had propagated alpha to get the
1:05:35smiley horseface then where would you
1:05:36get the you get the sex or space that
1:05:48rubber girl