Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► I John how are you hi Merlin how's every [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► little thing [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► oh well that's it you just described it [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► it's just a bunch of little things it's [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► all little things now [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► whoo yeah I don't have I don't have any [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► big things left eye [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► I can't believe that you said those [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► words get there i just wrote some things [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► down a card and I'm not gonna tell you [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► any of them because they're all little [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► things and I either selling an eighties [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► comic or a bomb back haha I you [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► you do remind me of Burma baumbach yeah [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► with the cancer and other people that's [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► funny is no knowing that you know past I [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► think but d um you know I tried to [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► prepare for anything too much I've [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► learned in life as you know john that [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► you know just listen to the other person [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► it's really how i learned haha just [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► saying yes you just like you just say [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► yes you never said no I'm not to say [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► know where you I little things little [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► mix yeah i know i don't hate all these [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► don't be sorry I put a foot on the [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► internet earlier today of my archive of [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► our cars have shown you this no-nonsense [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► link i think i did a quick count i did [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► that damn thing where you take half and [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► half of that you know you can multiply [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► you know if you take a three-by-five [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► cards and folded in half when you fold [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► it in half again who and then you fold [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► it in half again [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► who was that called and then you fold it [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► in half again who write that down [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► that was wrongly card folding seven ways [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► to get the 17 times right yeah there's [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► only so many times you can fold it [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► before you I heard the Mythbusters guys [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► did that but they put a can to [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► somebody's house and they did it card [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► folding it put a line through a bowling [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► ball through somebody hear about that [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► you hear about that who didn't hear [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► about that [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► yeah it was it was that I mean I [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► probably there were three or four wars [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► going on around the world like little [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► little people are being burned alive [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► with flamethrowers in their huts but I [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► heard about the Mythbusters bowling ball [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► all day that day that bowling ball can't [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► his cannon ball right [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► I don't know what happened Ireland where [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► did it happen I thought it happened in [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► San Francisco where all things happen [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► no I thought I don't think II i dont [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► think shes sweet who they were in [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► Ireland you think you're just saying [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► that because he has red hair [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► no you're like oh it was in Ireland r2d2 [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► I you be funny thing i don't know i [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► don't know why when i first heard that [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► story for some reason I thought it was [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► somewhere in like a green green and [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► lonely part of the UK but I don't think [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► it was like Michigan where did happen [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► michigan is the Ireland of the Upper [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► Midwest mhm yeah that was even used to [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► say I'm sure that he passed also [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► definitely pass you love those [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► sandwiches but now you've got everything [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► he passed he died he'd done he didn't [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► pass you died and so did her mom back [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► but Irma Bombeck died from being old I [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► don't if she had cancer it was just the [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► cancer being older she had breast cancer [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► she would she was like 80,000 years old [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► i disagree i would be surprised if you [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► think I'm a barback died prematurely [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► I mean doesn't everybody died [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► prematurely John well I guess so if you [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► gonna call people who didn't die [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► prematurely if you read hyndland think [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► that we should all be living in in scira [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► genic prolongation you've been sleeping [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► i have not been sleeping i'm not slept [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► very much [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► he said highlander Heinlein well see now [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► I I'm gonna get I'm gonna get run up the [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► geek flag pole because I say highland [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► but I maybe a timeline when what's the [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► thing with the train in New York that's [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► the highline ok a little bit ping-pong [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► and get a little speech impediment and [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► if you put your hand up in here and [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► someone else hits it it's a high five [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► I'm lying a heart highline had a little [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► things little things boys are all [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► terrible than these make any sense at [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► all [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► uh-huh Baumbach her mom died I don't [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► know where you google this my senses [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► that she was probably see where would [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► you google my sense is that she was [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► probably [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► 67-62 or 80 when she was 69 that I 5-4 [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► twenties right the grass is always [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► greener over the 80-year old one [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► actually [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► well it's for we've been talking for [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► four minutes and 20 seconds just as I [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► haha yeah I don't not gonna fuck you i [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► might not I do not miss marijuana was [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► gonna ask you about how tuning guitars [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► that's a heavy statement you don't miss [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► marijuana a lick [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► because of all the things well that's [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► not true there are a lot of things i'm [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► gonna head judge me it's funny I can [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► feel it coming [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► there's no wonder it's not a judgment [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► but marijuana sometimes makes sense for [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► instance if you want to marijuana he [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► sometimes makes sense if you want to sit [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► in the bathtub and masturbate all day [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► marijuana is presented with that tub [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► mastered not anymore i haven't in years [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► but it was your water in it back in the [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► old just go sit in the bathtub in your [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► clothes and masturbates because you [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► don't want to get it on anything I think [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► they're assuming I'm not a lawyer as you [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► know John I think you're seeing a lot of [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► things not in evidence when you sit talk [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► about being high measure been thinking [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► about a lot of ways that could go listen [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► and might not know you're a bathtub or [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► masturbating particularly when you don't [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► have when you have a lot of resources [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► and you're you're sharing living [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► arrangement with other people are or [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► maybe you're crafting have been laid off [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► and you don't and you there are times [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► when you need to masturbate it's a it's [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► important physical thing you need to do [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► and there just aren't that many places [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► you can get away maybe you don't have [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► your own bedroom maybe you're sleeping [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► on their couch in there then they're all [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► standing around staring and wondering [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► that's why bathrooms became popular and [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► yes let's be honest anybody leave you [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► ask any man I've seen urinate in some in [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► some really exotic places and really [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► more disturbingly it's very mundane [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► places and the thing is there's no one [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► better place to urinate when you really [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► have to go [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► no every one of them is the Taj Mahal of [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► urination each one is like a little [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► fucking magic kingdom [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► then it's hello nobody know guys sitting [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► around going who I need to close the [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► door to go blasted Tiki you know and i [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► think as you get older you get more [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► comfortable you can drop a deuce [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► anywhere but I think you want a little [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► bit of privacy that dander you know [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► that's not something people have to [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► share the dander and so so you're right [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► you can quit your you don't want to [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► stand you want to sit on the toilet [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► masturbate like some kind of animal [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► would you ever do that again i would [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► rather do that i'm sorry i don't [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► interrupt yeah I'd rather do that can be [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► in the bathtub I don't understand master [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► period and like underwater not [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► completely underwater see that's the [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► thing this is the thing when you're [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► young guy you think oh sex under water [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► is going to be amazing work because it [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► has everything that you need you want to [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► your underwater you're the girl with the [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► pool her parents are out of town and [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► city all of them and you feel like [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► you're bet you feel like wait you're [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► bouncing around like you're on the [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► surface of the Moon here in the swimming [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► pool but having sex under water as [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► everyone who's done it knows is this [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► terrible it's a that's not how it's [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► meant to be done [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► yeah where we've evolved from being fish [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► or Turtles and now we have sex on land [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► second quarter right but if you are high [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► who and you're sitting in somebody [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► else's bathtub eating some grilled [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► cheese sandwiches that you may have met [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► or may not have made it is a fantastic [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► place to masturbate you don't you just [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► don't fill the tub all the way up with [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► water it's a half half tub of water [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► you're eating grilled cheese and [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► investigating and half a cup of water a [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► long time ago and I was very high [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► that's a good safety precaution you [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► might have said to yourself before i [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► even smoke this i'm going to draw a line [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► in the tub [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► I think about the water must go no [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► higher than that that's right that's [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► right that's right and there should be a [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► bath mat I should have everything your [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► family program but I I'm resisting [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► asking you a lot of questions [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► yeah well don't don't don't censor [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► yourself you know if there's something [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► you want to know just ask [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► I don't know it's where you know like to [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► see the drunk people shouldn't drive [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► because the judgment is impaired [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► is that something you say that one of [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► your catchphrases think it's not looking [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► and drunk people shouldn't drive it is [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► said I think I saw the look magazine i [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► don't remember but I i was just thinking [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► the other day about how stupid I people [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► are and and in the same way that I think [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► the drunk people probably shouldn't [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► decide whether they're gonna drive [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► I the high people just have a lot of [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► confidence about the possibilities in [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► the world which is really stupid you [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► know i mean i guess that's good [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► whatever I think you know that we talked [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► about in like the first or second visit [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► with that I still want to get back to is [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► the extent to which drugs really have [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► permanently fucked us up something I [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► used to believe was a myth and I [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► increasingly think are maybe a very [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► distinct possibility [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► so I just want to say I think know you [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► the yellow you know if I become [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► president patil be legal and will free [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► the Dragons it's like okay great you [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► know I'm glad we have an electoral [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► system where you can release the dragons [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► or whatever I think the thing about [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► marijuana of all other drugs is [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► absolutely interferes with your sense of [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► the causality of things like you you [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► lose your capacity to be to think in a [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► linear fashion and that's why that's why [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► the the myth of pot being a mellow drug [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► is so insidious because it isn't mellow [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► the most stressed out people I ever met [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► our pot start pots donors and the reason [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► that they're stressed out is that they [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► can't remember how they got here you [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► know they can't remember the series of [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► things that they did to arrive at their [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► current situation and they cannot fathom [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► what series of things that can do to to [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► remove really good that you don't like [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► that's a really good way to put asked if [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► you might cause Ali past or future base [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► both yeah it's not only I don't [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► understand why I'm sitting in a car it [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► could really also be like why can't like [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► why can't go to meeting the Conqueror [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► you see that everything when you're [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► stoned everything becomes atomized day [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► and everything looks like a discreet [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► little moment and so you're like whoa [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► dude did you did you see that flower but [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► you see that you see the phones but [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► there's no cords plugged in any of them [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► exactly and so stoners are these people [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► they're like I'm so mellow so many dead [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► wife like what [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► dad come on [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► yeah you know I make they lose their [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► shit i hate i hate being that high so [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► much and I think that's one reason I [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► don't do it it's not fun for me it hurts [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► my immune system [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► it makes me paranoid but I really hate [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► being that high people in the [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► entertainment business that smoke a lot [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► of pot at the the worst combination are [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► because if you're if you're a roadie and [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► you smoke a lot of pop that's fine you [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► don't you don't really need your [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► nobody's asking you to do the big [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► picture right here just move the amps on [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► stage you hook them up the same every [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► night you can you can recognize that [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► process but when your road manager is a [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► stoner when people who are running clubs [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► are stoners that's where like money goes [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► missing that's where it's like oh we [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► gotta cancel the show because oh I said [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► I think I saw some snow you know that [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► they lose they will rub management [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► system is there anybody in the world [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► that has to have more access to what you [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► might call multitasking and love that [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► word but somebody who is able to think [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► not simply linearly right [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► certainly there has to be somebody who [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► knows which order the state's go in [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► there right that's like you know where [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► we're going to be in this state before [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► we're in that state and a trip to know [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► right now not confusing saturday with [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► the other saturday right managers will [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► see that that's like just that I mean [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► that is that is more difficult than it [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► sounds but but it like if you get a flat [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► knowing within seconds which three [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► people to call in which order right [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► that's a bad thing I got high or not I [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► cannot fast at that and some people are [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► they know exactly they're already doing [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► it right but those are skills that that [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► even an interstate truck driver can [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► master not not to cast aspersions on [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► anyone who's driving an interstate truck [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► because i think some of that work is [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► God's were scarce still scared the [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► Teamsters are but because you know as [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► your little under driven across America [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► in the middle of the night and I've done [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► I've done the entire trip in the middle [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► of in the middle of one night [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► it's there are a lot of trucks out there [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► without ephedrine um but speaking of [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► federal lab write that down on a [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► notecard got it right here to get along [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► but I'm madder than ever about [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► California and drug was the thing [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► about the thing about road managers is [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► or people in the entertainment business [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► that have to master some technical [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► aspect or a lot of technical aspect but [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► also deal with with artists and [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► personalities so it's not enough that [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► they have to know the order that the [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► states are in but they also have to tend [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► to some weeping little rock star that [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► whose playstation 3 can't boot up or [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► whatever and and to those are such [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► separate skill sets to be good at both [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► things and I think there are a lot of [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► people in Hollywood who have this job to [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► where they have to minister to these you [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► know these a flamboyant and and [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► completely untethered personalities and [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► I think that's really think through how [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► electricity works [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► oh my god are absolutely real anybody [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► who got famous before the age of 27 [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► I don't think I can have possibly have [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► amassed the life skills the skillset [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► necessary to not be a total horse's ass [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► for the rest of their life you know like [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► if you if you got famous before you're [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► 27 and you have managed to be a decent [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► person you are an anomaly because I [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► don't know [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► oh no I totally agree with you that's [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► why I mean there's so many things I've [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► wished for that i'm glad i never got [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► right being born rich [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► well you haven't Porsha nice this is the [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► nice thing about being 45 is this is the [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► perfect age to find out that your family [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► is actually extremely rich [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► sing it sister now I think about like [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► again it sounds like you were wired [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► pretty well yeah Jordan orange pants and [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► encyclopedia [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► but you know I think about myself and [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► like how much of an emotional child i am [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► even today and can you imagine suddenly [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► like the Ford agency or whatever gets [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► you a gig and you're on some Disney show [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► suddenly or whatever i don't know [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► exactly that simple but there are [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► certainly stories imagine their people [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► and you know just showed up on Saved by [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► the Bell pretty quickly or whatever but [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► all the sudden at this age [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► anytime after like three and before 27 [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► like if you suddenly have are surrounded [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► by people [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► telling you that you are great and [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► everything is great and giving you just [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► probably terrible advice you know you [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► don't get me started on the whole idea [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► of agency in general when you're [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► surrounded by people who literally it's [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► like you know in loco parentis there are [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► people making decisions about your life [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► around you right [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► what happens before you're old enough to [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► appreciate I think part of getting older [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► is realizing that greatness like [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► tremendous creativity artistic talent [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► Beauty ability greatness in all its [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► forms is still not worth that much in [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► the grand scheme of things like there [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► are so many people in the world that [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► even your greatness is just a hill of [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► beans and I think if if you are told [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► that you're great at a young age your [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► your natural inclination as a person is [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► to think that greatness is some like [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► transcends somehow because we all have [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► this app will on this belief that that [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► we're going to arrive at a certain age [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► and it's going to be coasting from then [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► on [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► right like you're going to get to a [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► certain point and everything just turned [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► 14 it'll be downhill that's exactly [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► oh my god and i still fall for them 4143 [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► now and it's not a boy well i hope by [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► the time I'm 40 really feel like you [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► forfeit because I feel like you counsel [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► people consistently and trying to help [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► people that you counsel them often [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► how does sometimes we discussed it is [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► there is no arrival there is no [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► chlorination nobody's gonna make You [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► Lord of the indie rock in your own mind [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► there i mean in my own mind there is [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► still some some room in the very center [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► of the house where you open the the door [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► and there's a red light bulb in the room [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► first of all and there's a little boy [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► sitting indian-style playing with a [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► combination of the Guns of Navarone [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► playset and some Legos and some hot [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► wheels and you look at him and you go [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► what he got and he says well I hope by [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► the time 45 i don't have the kind of my [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► fantasies about imaginary children have [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► to deal with any of this shit anymore [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► you know I just I just don't want to [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► deal with any of this shit anymore and [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► and of course that moment never arrives [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► but if you are if you're told that you [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► you are fantastic and that greatness [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► matters and that you're put particular [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► greatness is unique [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► then i have to say every new day every [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► new frustration has to be a double slap [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► in the face to you like why do I have to [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► deal with this shit [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► don't you realize well sometimes it's [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► like that the antibacterial soap I'm [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► trying to get off the antibacterial soap [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► because i think i'm doing up you ever [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► not finish penicillin right you ever not [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► finished your antibiotics that are [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► taking good know what I'm capture that's [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► good for you so you take the v7 we saw [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► against Nolan good for you good for you [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► that's probably where such a bacterial [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► viral mess my good when I get sick I go [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► sit out in the rain and and I say [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► alright virus it's you or me [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► alright first of all it's not a virus [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► because you can't kill the Paris on [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► changing alright bacteria you think [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► you're tough [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► how do you like this cold rain this is [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► what all the great men have done [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► voltaire sat in the rain Mussolini rain [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► all right [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► ok ill rain they call you so blue [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► Mussolini's in your list of all the [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► great men i have a lot of cards John [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► alright i was cleaning and and Pol Pot [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► he's that in the rain is a snappy [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► dresser [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► ok listen i want to mention i agree with [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► you except to say that I think the the [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► false greatness is a important but [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► somewhat tertiary point2 what I want I [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► mean yes absolutely but the thing is [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► that's true for anybody's got a fucking [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► BMW before they had a job that I mean [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► I'm sorry sandy but i'm not even envious [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► I'm really actually jealous of the [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► airport ok ok it's a fine distinction [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► you know unless you're a dick tart like [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► all those guys with the fucking BMWs [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► screw those guys you know I you know [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► what we have a black german car with a [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► black german car that is 16 years old [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► wait a minute got your black german cars [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► one of those tiny little things that [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► fits in them he gonna karate in San [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► Francisco garage [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► you know what's funny is on the car that [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► we have it was probably the somewhat of [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► a nice official but it was like the [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► official car of the guy who never made [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► any money in the dot-com revolution [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► everybody had a late nineties jetta like [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► it's just black jets what you had but i [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► like to help that i'm not a total douche [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► i'm constantly astounded by how many [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► complete dicks drive bmws and let's say [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► that for a whole cars episode but i [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► think is that the the the BMW drivers [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► are missing out on the farfegnugen yes [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► this is the joy of driving [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► yeah no no it's absolutely true uh [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► there's you know there's a lot of stuff [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► like that do you ever see the xfinity [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► from comcast to get the comcast up there [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► i'm sure we can get CB texts xfinity [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► like Josh you know as we speak right now [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► i have two different accounts with [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► comcast this is a show i could not have [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► done with you it two years ago because i [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► don't have xfinity yet I can't even tell [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► you how the fact that i now have exactly [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► the same fucking coaxial cable coming [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► into my house but now it's called [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► xfinity it's changed everything [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► so this man is copper its branded copper [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► i think i have xfinity to but how do you [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► tell if you have xfinity what is xfinity [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► you consider yourself to generally be a [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► happy and well-adjusted person [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► no fuck you you don't have xfinity [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► asshole up dammit i think i do have [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► expenditure you know what your fig [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► nooters loading too slowly i get things [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► in the mail all the time but say [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► expended I get constantly is gonna throw [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► them in the garbage are some of those [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► important you fucked up to ask another [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► question rap was the last time you felt [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► deep down in your gut you're laying [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► there trying to sleep the aliens are [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► knocking when's the last time you [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► thought a really profound sense of [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► hospitality on know what it was the last [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► time I felt a special hospitality and [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► deep in your heart you felt that [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► combination of hospitality and an [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► Italian food hospitality on oh you never [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► been to an olive garden [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► ah no well no that's not true i have [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► been to an olive like like dr. Seuss [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► books it ends and ends with an [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► unnecessary ! i'm not going to [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► demonstrate it [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► I've been to an olive garden and I've [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► also been to what's the other one the [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► one with the cheesecake factory I've [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► been to both of those are the sexist [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► cheesecake depository that that is a [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► farcical restaurant that India was one [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► load load purse but sit on what's my [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► claim jumpers i have i've never been to [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► claim jumpers but I went to the version [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► i went to an Outback Steakhouse because [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► i do not want to be living [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► I love an outback stick either this is [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► the same reason I started going on 4chan [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► I don't want to [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► living in a world brought don't [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► understand what people are talking about [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► ok John I'm gonna what I'm gonna write [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► down one word here to work i want to [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► write down our mall and I'd like you [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► asked me about it later i'm gonna put [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► aside i wanna they put a cheesecake [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► factory in the center of downtown [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► Seattle I it's an abortion its inviting [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► a board that's it was a lot there was a [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► line seriously alignment went around the [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► block for 3-4 weeks at a time and I was [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► like place must have the most fantastic [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► cheesecake in the world it could you [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► know why because the catchphrase for the [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► place should be $23 to show the world [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► why they're right you go in there and [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► it's a bunch of fucking selfish insane [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► diabetic fat ass [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► no offense fast American sitting down of [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► talk back in a minute [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► even giant giant giant portions of [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► really really unhealthy food that was [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► the first time first time I ever saw [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► bloomin onion which I don't think they [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► are a lot of that's a lot of fat that's [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► a lot of added value i think that's I [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► think that's a copyrighted phrase i [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► don't think i would absolutely is where [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► you can go in wikipedia entry on this I [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► think that we talked about this [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► yeah you talk about human conversation [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► I've ever had all you we talked about [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► this all about value added service you [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► don't sure reason you see all onion know [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► Blum you understand that all that [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► useless looters and the jalapeno popper [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► housing about a momentary poppers [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► ok i wish i can write this down real [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► quick hospitality honor because I want [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► to finish my thought here what happened [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► aliano is a trademark phrase employed by [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► the olive garden to make you feel like [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► you're having an esata you have to go to [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► Easter excited to look that up the [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► cylinder get rid of course you're not [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► taking it [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► ok so here's my thing hospital now and [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► our mall yellow ball [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► oh I got to say about the small buddy I [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► new ball oh god I i was madder than an [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► onanist in a bathtub this week i can [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► tell you about it i'm thinking of the [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► entire sunset area of san francisco [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► which is a very large part of the city [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► yes I can't think of a single mall in it [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► i think it was your got talent in be and [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► more [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► it was it not the pnw probably were [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► NIMBY was invented [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► it's a very popular i cannot send them [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► into up here [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► yes a little piggy Mary or at least it [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► was before people realized that being [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► called a NIMBY was exactly the same as [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► having the phrase for [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► first world problems shouted at you [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► myself but that has like that don't that [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► still has one of the songs a rat tail or [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► right I'm dreadlock first world problem [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► maybe it's it's it's the i just learned [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► about firstworldproblems I've register [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► know I read about it in the new york [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► times in my copy was a little wet [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► firstworldproblems you subscribe to the [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► new york times i have subscribed to [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► fucking death march i bought it for my [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► wife I feel here we got one another [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► these were in the stack me feel [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► obligated to read every word and so it [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► oscillates very costly it comes every [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► day and it takes three hours to read [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► even if even the thin ones if you if you [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► are obligated to read every word [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► how did so i would sit and just read [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► this thing was like oh this march [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► through history [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► well in fairness to the New York Times [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► who are idiots the the whoever was [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► delivering it somebody stealing our [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► paper basically everyday so even when we [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► doubt it down to just weekends we got it [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► maybe one out of three days someone's [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► feeling your paper I mean you have to go [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► up a long flight of stairs to get to [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► your door [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► don't be creepy if somewhere in the [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► thing is we asked them to make it go up [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► the stairs but they wouldn't do that and [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► so here's the thing now before that for [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► awhile i signed up for the introductory [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► offer we got the new york times every [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► day and we guilty SAT there and read the [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► equivalent of a short book everyday home [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► but here's the thing also I I this is [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► not interesting [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► I i got it under one of those special [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► deals and special video intellectual [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► deal in a way and i realized i was [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► spending spending 100 dollars a month on [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► a newspaper [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► mm and that just made me angry okay York [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► Times quick maybe oh man [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► John I'm 100 mall your mall I know what [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► I have something very deep in the stack [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► that's important [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► let's come back to the market that's a [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► long one hospitality on you know [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► hospitality know before they officially [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► put it on the menu [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► my friends and I knew about the [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► unlimited salad and breadsticks or six [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► dollars and you do not want a college [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► student you not want a group of ghee [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► college students high on coke refills [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► refills to know about the the salad [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► breadsticks that that's a waitron worst [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► nightmare [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► well but here's the things yeah that and [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► I'm gonna stay here is basically the [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► hospitality on until the day I die if [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► you want true hospitality on know if [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► you're in college and you [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► and your thing and and the idea of [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► unlimited salad bar breadsticks appeals [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► to you [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► yes let me introduce you to the subway [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► meatball sandwich without many meatballs [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► salmon [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► I mean outside of medicine that was my [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► original go to subway but the price has [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► gone up but i don't think you can get [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► two meatball sandwiches for seven bucks [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► anymore it's for chili on it but you [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► made out of treatment it is you buy a [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► bunch of dividing a clutch of sandwiches [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► pretty often [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► early early on in the touring of the [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► touring life of the long winters there [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► was a joke among the other guys in the [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► band which was extra meat for a dollar [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► we sit down at the at the at the table [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► and I'd always be the last one to sit [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► down because I'm parking the van or [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► whatever and then I'd walk up to the [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► table they don't be looking at the menus [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► and they would have they would have [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► searched the menu to see if anywhere on [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► it says extra feature the color is [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► really like hey John guess what extra [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► meat for a dollar [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► well really extra meat for a dollar it's [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► the first time in three days you guys [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► had bonded double it up double it up [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► oh I know all I used to sit in the [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► bathtub bonito de Paul sandwiches what I [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► just a college and I would get super [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► baked and sit in a bathtub and not you [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► don't even need a napkin you just in the [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► bathtub you use the bathtub like other [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► people have friends meatballs covered in [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► meatballs and I was covered from my [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► eyebrows to my too many more efficient [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► what could be more efficient though if [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► you put like a little bit of a drain [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► catch in there like it's like a loose [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► screen like an archeologist would have [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► you're not gonna have a problem not a [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► you get a little you get a little more [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► volley or meteor than you want hit the [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► shower boom start over hit reset hilltop [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► halfway up Sparky duty and just jerkin [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► just dressed like it just like the [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► ancient people because I feel like yes [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► ancient people when they ate when they [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► had a meal they were covered in sauce [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► that's part sauce a protective ancient [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► saws from from their eyebrows to their [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► knees they were covered in soft because [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► they had to get all the way inside the [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► bore right i mean i don't know if you [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► like it like it like warming look at on [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► what are you talking about [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► basically I one time many many years ago [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► we group of people and I went down went [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► down to the pike place market here where [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► they throw the fish [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► yep and we said to the body [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► by the original starbucks if memory [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► serves it just down the block [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► we went to the to the old-fashioned [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► butcher that is there at the pike place [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► market we said we want to goat [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► where-where-where hippies and we want to [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► hold goat we wanted to eat a whole go to [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► my guy said we don't have goat that [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► takes it takes me like like eight days [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► to get a goat has a special order [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► nobody eats goat in America he said but [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► I got it but i have a shy can get you a [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► sheep and we said all right we wanted to [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► goat but sergeant what the fuck kind of [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► responses that from a butcher [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► well it was nowadays i bet you go down [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► there and some guy with a tattoo on his [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► neck at a fauxhawk tells you oh what [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► kind of go do you wanna do on a you know [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► San Francisco go toward always mentions [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► you can go always mention used to being [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► a ska band [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► hey here they got they got goats they [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► got every kind of artisanal go you can [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► buy now but at the time this is 1993 or [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► something that they weren't just the one [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► throwing goats actually had yet to make [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► it a special and this guy was going to [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► get us a go but he was like there's a [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► day waiting period that would bring in [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► the tourist if they started throwing the [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► fucking that's it would and we were like [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► like all right we don't we wanted we [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► wanted today right i mean we didn't with [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► we were stoners we couldn't think eight [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► days in advance so he gives us the Sheep [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► an entire sheep and and we carted back [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► to this house and it was right in the [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► center of town I don't know what we were [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► thinking but we dug a pit in the [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► backyard and he filled it have any [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► experience with go cooking or she [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► thinking [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► none of us that was just you know that [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► the sum I think it was one of the girls [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► had this idea that we should eat a goat [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► and that off we went [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► you know and so we would take a pit in [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► the backyard we fill it with coals and [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► we wrap this entire goat in aluminum [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► foil we throw it in the pit we cover it [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► with dirt we sit there for the afternoon [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► his goat is underground [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► and back by mid-afternoon we did the [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► goat up and and it's a you know it kind [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► of catches on fire for a while because [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► because the fat one of the first super [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► easy don't think it just just kept just [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► caught right on one of the lanolin comes [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► from sleep well that's it that's exactly [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► right that's they come from the Sheep [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► although from the furry part right but [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► anyway so we get this goat out and and [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► we put out a grounder it's all covered [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► in in the in dirt and stuff where the [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► foil had fallen apart and everybody kind [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► of backs away from it because it's it's [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► a it's a whole it's this whole carcass [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► that's a that's now like black nobody [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► wants to come close to it and so [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► somebody somebody like well you know [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► who's gonna what do we do now kind of [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► thing and so I walk over to it and I [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► start to kind of poke at it and I said [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► give me some give me some plates give me [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► some trays you know and and I started to [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► take this sheep part a little bit by bit [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► and kind of find the meat and and and [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► separated and put it over on this train [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► pretty soon I'm covered in sheep sauce [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► like I'm up to my elbows in this sheep [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► and everybody stand around and enter and [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► everybody's kind of panting like and [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► there of course we're hippies right so [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► their dogs all around but there but the [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► well-trained dog so they're all kind of [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► like attentive standing there like huh [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► and and there's like we have a keg s and [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► people start showing up and i'm i'm in [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► this shape and point apart and pretty [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► soon I'm like taking big handfuls of [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► them eating while I'm one pulling the [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► Sheep apart and other people kind of [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► join in pretty soon everybody's up to [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► their elbows in this in this sheep and [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► we're all covered with grease and it was [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the most back an alien experience of my [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► whole life pretty soon where this thing [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► that we were extremely timid about [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► approaching at first [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► we're just all diving into this thing [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► and by the end of it by the end of the [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► evening there was not a bit of that [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► sheep left the dogs had eaten all the [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► bones complete [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► the eaten them them we had devoured [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► people were licking the trains like we [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► we all has been hippies we are raging [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► boner like it was it was bonkers [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► I still think about that time whenever I [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► whenever I need a boat boost of [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► confidence whenever I gotta got my tie [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► on and i'm downtown i'm about to go see [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► some magistrate about some trumped-up [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► charges but you've got to try and keep [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► to try to keep me down so that my wisdom [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► isn't spread ya as I'm about to walk [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► into the magistrate's office i think [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► right right i was once covered in I was [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► once in sheep [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► I know what it's like i am a i'm a man [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► who da can devour ago you can beat that [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► rap see what I'm saying and that's an [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► experience I don't think a lot of people [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► have that but what I realize later was I [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► had a proto experience with a meatball [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► sandwich in a bathtub like I understood [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► that sense of being understood that [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► feeling being covered in sauce it's [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► actually your little Tim it's how I [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► approach that meatball Sammy said was a [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► community giving seven ok because most [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► people sit down at the table and they're [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► like I mean there's ppl sandwich without [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► getting dirty [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► oh well it was wrong know that sandwich [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► starts with shame and fear that sandwich [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► he starts thinking that this general [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► look ask you this you take a live animal [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► and throw it in a hot pot it makes a [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► little screaming noise which is actually [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► the flesh tearing working about [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► persevering away from the show you're [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► talking about a sea animal i'm talking [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► about a sea animal start/stop [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► black-and-gray you're not gonna throw [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► live mammal and upon step at a time when [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► the seven ok and what do they do in the [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► the vicious act of taking a live animal [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► the only way to have this animal you [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► really tasty is to have the water super [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► hot and the love your crab or lobster [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► the lobster be very very alive you throw [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► a lobster into boiling water and cook it [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► and then somebody take some butter from [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► a cow and heats it up and put it next to [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► you somebody takes a fucking lobster [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► that was alive a few minutes ago and put [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► it on your plate and what's the first [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► thing you do is look at napkin on you [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► put on a plastic bit [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► picture a drawing optimizer on it [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► yeah right that that's the point at [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► which you are divorced from your animal [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► nature will put a bib that's a meal that [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► begins with an apology and in your case [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► you're absolutely right you know the [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► lobster experience should be they put [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► that Lobster in front of you and you [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► take off your fucking shirt that's what [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► that's what that should be you should [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► take off your shirt and draw a lobster [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► on your chest you know that's how we'll [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► take the lobsters wife is still alive [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► attach it to your head with a rubber [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► band [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► so it's almost that laughs it's almost [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► like so we can see only know what I [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► don't know it's got to see you come on [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► this lobster lobster eyelids and ate [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► them with her husband sit there maybe [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► you take the baby lobsters and like [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► gaffer tape it to the top of the mama [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► you got kids bleacher seats and then you [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► fuck you fucking dig in [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► so you're covered with like a lobster [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► sauce lobster sauce that's it that's I [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► think that's a ping-pong thing I have to [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► go home I'll John now Cassie question [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► the arm that now the Sheep like I think [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► about how i like it we dined out you see [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► what are you a rare medium-rare coming [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► on your me America some medium rare oh [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► yeah like a rare if it's really burned [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► on the outside like a Pittsburgh style [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► that's kind of cheap ok that seems to [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► make that there's a place in a and [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► Alaska called the double muskie and it's [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► like it's it it's way out in the forest [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► but they they have something that like a [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► Michelin star or something because [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► because there is nobody knows how to [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► take it with me get these steaks that [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► are the size of rugby balls and the way [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► they cook them is they just they have a [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► fireplace like a big fire first look at [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► like baseball or a tomahawk know like a [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► like a like a rugby ball I mean that [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► so these are baseball steak yeah but i [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► had one in sun valley one time was so [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► stoned i couldn't finish it because [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► there's the other thing about being [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► stoned you get halfway into a steak and [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► you get super grossed out because you're [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► high [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► nice try sushi you're thinking about it [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► too much happening with sushi gets warm [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► i get really main mmm ok so anyway so [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► you are out there in the woods is always [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► making these huge stakes these gigantic [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► gorgeous takes they just throw them in a [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► fireplace and that gets you a Michelin [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► star ever [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► that move I've heard that called [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► Pittsburgh and have her call black and [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► blue [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► I think it's a replica Pittsburgh is the [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► the origin of that sucks burg is when [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► you know what you're going to get [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► corrected by herself into Pittsburgh [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► know about from Ohio so I know enough [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► not to go there [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► Pittsburgh if you've been to Pittsburgh [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► that is an appropriate like the the burn [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► on the outside rare on the inside stake [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► is an appropriate metaphor for the city [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► can write that down Pittsburgh duh [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► don't overthink it my own bila ok no [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► actually don't tell me it's the Ohio the [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► I know this woman such a great word [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► there's three there's three [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► that's right rivers it's the name um [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► hang on it's the Allegheny oh hey [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► Allegheny the Ohio in the monk [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► Monongahela well be the alligator in the [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► Monongahela like go a beating like make [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► the Ohio so yes those are the three [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► rivers offers its neck i will not hear [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► any talk like that [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► let me ask you this real quick chop your [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► head don't think about a pittsburgh vs [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► Detroit which is worse [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► detroit right Detroit's a thousand times [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► workspace / Pittsburgh is anyone really [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► bad anymore they tore down all the [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► abandoned factories in pittsburgh and [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► replace them with predictable like malls [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► and baseball stadium cheesecake [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► factory's but when you first when i [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► first went to Pittsburgh back in the [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► eighties holy moly you don't want [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► anyways that was really when the whole [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► rustbelt they're still struggling to get [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► away from the Rust Belt like well they [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► were closer and all effector is down and [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► the Union people something how I thought [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► that was that was that was a nylon [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► curtain we just had a bunch of fucking [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► fake Bruce Springsteen songs here the [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► animal all go down together that's [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► different is that that's not allentown [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► that's a goodnight Saigon hello hello [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► hanoi what's that cult there was there [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► was a certain point in the psychological [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► a certain point in the Canon of Billy [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► Joel yeah which I like to man that can [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► but which I locate somewhere around the [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► first note that Billy Joel ever saying [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► where I started that is so just if that [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► it's really terrible like a light John [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► I'm still stinging over the kiss thing [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► but you know what I'm not gonna take [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► that would be [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► show you know what their you maybe you [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► could say stranger you want to say [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► glasshouses fine you know that's fine [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► you know I'm just saying you want to [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► model the red a bottle of wine offer [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► later but they can't because the mood [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► tonight you tell me you like piano man [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► all I do not [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► it's a white piano man at all i don't [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► like pni at all i think that's what you [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► don't like the last verse of that song [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► that doesn't sound like a cut you like [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► this isn't the piano man is a perfect [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► example of how the American listening [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► public has no clothes [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► oh Jesus a people respond to this guy [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► sitting up there with his horseshit [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► story and they're like mom yours [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► so you're so fucking dead inside but [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► that said I think allentown is a [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► kick-ass jam you know what it is if even [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► if it had different words i think you [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► know what's weird about billy joel is I [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► think some of his strongest songs like [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► Halle notes are mid-tempo numbers i [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► think america is afraid of a good [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► mid-tempo song i loved holla notes [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► oh well think about how no no no no [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► yeah what is that what song is that it's [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► a president of those holiday songs [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► private oh by the way I've been told by [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► numerous people including my friend dr. [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► Donald Schaffner that when you sing the [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► Janet Jackson version of my name sing it [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► Merlin Mann they're watching you [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► sorry I did that did that probably a [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► little bit court while probably it as [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► that's interesting try Tracy unisex and [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► fight into the Santa to privatize Merlin [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► Mann is one you missed it you missed a [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► little you missed a little Sandow melon [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► man okay we'll have to my gosh on three [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► babe it i have that I think the reason [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► that allentown is such a great Jam is it [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► uses that same shake like faking [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► synthesizing flake and sound well you [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► know that I think in allentown it's [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► meant to symbolize the [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► the sledge hammer hitting the yeah yeah [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► yeahs think it's or whatever but that's [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► the same exact sound that is in ZZ Top's [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► sleeping bag which is which is the last [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► goodnight this is that the sleeper on [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► what's called a destroyer destroy rock [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► and roll over within the exterminator [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► it's a one-note see the the record after [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► eliminating one of the master records of [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► the eighties and the record after that [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► after they became cartoons & got more [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► like the synthesizers work i keep [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► interrupting I'm sorry it was [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► synthesized really worked and what you [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► said you've written about this that's [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► your favorite for you [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► actually what was that NPR you are [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► somewhere talking about eliminator I [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► keep trying to myself what you talking [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► about that talk about it everywhere your [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► you if you if you ever waited for a bus [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► in seattle just at some point we've had [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► this conversation because I go up to [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► people at bus stops and I say listen [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► have you ever really listened to [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► eliminate or now I know it's [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► non-canonical I know you're supposed to [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► only like the the you know tres hombres [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► era of ZZ top but I swear to you [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► eliminator is a is a subscriber you on [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► the crackpot Jesse thorn thing he [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► described extremely well I think you as [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► well as you can articulate and it's not [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► really that good [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► I think you made a really good case for [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► it but here's the problem after problem [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► the record that came right after [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► eliminator and you used all the same [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► formula afterburner was just uh it was [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► just a steaming plate of horseshit [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► terrible didn't take the synthesizer [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► because the synthesizer part of what [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► really makes that the previous record [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► work they did they kind of over do it [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► justice either i was that it was the [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► since onyx drums it was all that was all [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► the fake sounds the problem with [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► afterburners that they forgot that that [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► that there needs to be a long guitar [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► solo in the center of every tune [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► treatment you can it was easy top tune [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► and not have it [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► this is the thing ACDC never forgot come [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► to the solo [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► mhm you modulate up a half a step and [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► you and the center of the tune has to be [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► a guitar solo that's awesome that's an [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► awesome tricky underused using half-step [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► recently etf you EDF and any you don't [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► it's not a thing where it's not a thing [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► where you sing the chorus again [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► half-assed right now the structures [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► change which a modulator [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► for the guitar solo and then you come [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► back down and no one even notices that [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► happened but it makes you are so not [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► fresh is everything we don't also like I [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► like yeah my band do this on a couple on [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► the EEG they can all right I'm gonna [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► write that down and come back to [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► something very important that happen [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► I've been seeing bacon right a lot [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► lately okay why i say you want somebody [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► remastered are our bar good record for [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► us [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► somebody but using the technology that [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► we did not have an extra 90 remaster [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► record and it's completely different [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► make you listen to country music [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► you did it like pro bono or he did it he [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► has a friend of ours who like you know [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► it's like friends with Tom shower and [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► stuff he's a really good producer in [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► florida of all places and he is has the [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► ability [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► jon is it possible to go into stuff like [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► he added separation to the drums [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► it's crazy he must have liked the [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► equalizer from Hell example anyway this [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► is a boring wasn't say tejas lagrange [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► ZZTop synthesizers god damn it hold it [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► hold it don't ya we'll find out that [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► Shawn Nelson was the one that pointed [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► this out to me that is a peso piece that [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► there's a there's a kind of southern [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► accent that ZZ top resorts to sometimes [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► but also be CRO ccr ccr does it and and [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► and jackie gleason as the sheriff in in [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► Smokey and the Bandit also had it where [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► the southern accent takes on characters [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► of a kind of Queens Bronx accent hey did [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► I grapevine [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► yeah I heard it through the grapevine [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► like we're what where those two accents [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► both both come up with the the herd to [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► hoid well you you'll remember a few [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► episodes ago when i was doing haha i [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► think it comes from i think it comes [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► from would that be that that's the one [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► that doesn't Charlie Patton is not some [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► house what is it that's it doesn't it's [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► not exactly Chicago what would you call [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► that when you do the you know not back [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► to the product but when you do that what [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► style is that Delta that's not really [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► dealt around [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► but I think that's that kind of leg I [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► think that's where that comes from [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► I think it comes from some kind of not [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► quite Robert Johnson Arab lose but not [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► quite Chicago blues you know saying but [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► before the before the musical aspect [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► evidence the way people actually talked [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► down [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► oh yeah it sounds a lot like I like the [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► way people sound in backing up and get [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► back in the fucking man i got the blues [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► are you do have the blue got this I got [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► the blues from my baby by the simple [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► francisco bay i have the blue so bad [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► that I that I forgot to play the blues [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► and if that doesn't give a person the [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► blue you know what I screw up sometimes [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► can tell you what I do this is so [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► embarrassing this is worse than [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► masturbating on a sandwich in a bathtub [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► sometimes usually they're sometimes [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► accidentally yeah and it's not i'm not [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► trying to do some twelve-tone thing your [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► son's I actually that accidentally do 10 [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► bar blues or 14 bar please [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► what's wrong with that well I don't [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► think that's right the there's no right [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► in blues huh [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► I mean I'm sorry there's no wrong and [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► blues there's no wrong and blue like [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► it's ping-pong talk right now there's no [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► wrong and blues and just like there's no [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► wrong in jazz I think it's funny that is [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► such a misconception about jazz is if [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► you if you play a wrong note you just [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► play it three more times and it's it's a [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► motif can't lose and I don't you know [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► what I think throw anything in a blue so [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► i think that works for monk and i think [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► that works from Miles Davis i think most [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► people just aren't practicing enough the [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► other people you get you kicked out like [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► Chet Baker i think most people there you [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► know there's a lot of tremendously badge [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► as they're all john-john Roderick oh [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► there I need a much much bigger card [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► attached as I got such a problem patch [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► as you can do you know my dad's my dad's [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► a premise about jazz [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► I don't he is to say when do it with [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► their stop being eight saxophones and [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► there was only one guy soloing the whole [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► time that's not chance that [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► just everybody sold at the everybody [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► souls that one's my dad stopped [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► listening to music in nineteen or stop [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► listening to new music in 1950 smart as [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► a pretty decent ride this is the Collin [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► I got trad jazz [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► well he wouldn't even call it that it [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► was big band jazz [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► yeah what he listened to the day died [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► all big band can be fun and listen to us [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► with the passion I mean it's not like he [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► loud [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► yeah he didn't he didn't like his [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► appreciation of music and trail off he [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► just listened to the same Benny Goodman [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► records really out Basie and Duke [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► Ellington and and you know he listened [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► to him and he had friends that I mean [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► they they they traded tapes these guys [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► was he born in what like late twenties [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► early thirties early early twenties [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► 19-21 you have got to be kidding me he [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► had a friend that owned a record store [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► he was 45 when you're born [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► yeah oh my god but he and his friend [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► would make him [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► 8tracks of these I like he would [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► discover these live cuts are these these [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► a these kind of seaside or not be side [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► but like unreleased tracks that these [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► guys would they cut it cut it to maybe [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► like I think we got a better one but [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► somehow the the original cut would [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► survive and he would put these on these [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► these eight tracks we had all these [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► eight tracks that happens most the [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► Elevens most best-known record is like [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► three takes of each side right like what [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► is it was called such a scoring scoring [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► h in the village what's called see that [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► relationship sure jazz that's a [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► preventive start round 11 seeing you had [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► problems but I think you're totally [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► right and you know what I think long [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► before the grateful dead in the fish i [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► think there were people especially I [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► think that's being the real to real [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► I remember when you first could record [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► on the eight tracks but I think at that [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► time some people look down their nose [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► this you know i don't know a lot of [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► people like this but you know my parents [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► friends who are really into that kind of [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► music and where the guy that had a whole [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► wall of reals [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► yeah well know those people and their [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► people to this day probably can but John [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► Vanderslice slide into that at some [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► point probably just think all you think [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► he said in that direction where is audio [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► philly actin up when he needs to [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► he needs to get all his music on [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► reel-to-reel yeah that's that's a real [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► commitment even at the time it was a [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► real commitment but i reckon he's a shy [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► because of the guys with the Macintosh [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► stereo was never if my dad had four [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► hundred dollars [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► yeah and he was looking at a Macintosh [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► receiver that was four hundred dollars [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► mcintosh the cost of stereo the costly [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► staring again not mcintosh the later [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► computer he was looking at him at a four [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► dollar store he had four dollars and 400 [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► other stereo or door number 2 a.a an [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► Apple crate with ten forty dollar [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► stereos and it's my dad would absolutely [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► by the Apple crate and think he had [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► gotten a hell of a deal easier but these [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► from a certain time they would come in [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► and be like look at all these stereos I [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► got and I would pick through and I'd be [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► like that this is all garbage [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► he's like what are you talking about i [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► got 10 of them and then there'd be these [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► like little shit stereos all over the [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► well you know all of them sounded like [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► you're listening to music through a [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► phone dead like it's great i got 10 of [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► these I everything our family ever got [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► are there is no one wider than our [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► family and everything that they got came [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► for some kind of special offer i'm [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► pretty sure like everything we got [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► started with like S&H Green Stamps for [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► joining Columbia House we didn't have [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► green stamps on the west coast or at [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► least I never saw one there's two kinds [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► they they battled they were like the [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► pennies and sears there's like S&H Green [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► Stamps and there's another 1i don't have [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► to [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► smh is part of the problem you know what [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► I just a very very important story that [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► i have to tell you at some point about [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► the day I got somebody else's package [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► from Columbia House it changed [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► everything [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► oh my goodness they ordered some talking [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► heads records or something [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► well you're not gonna love this because [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► i know you don't love all these but ok [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► what was in somebody else's was in quote [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► somebody else's columbia records package [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► or you know this is a huge rack and i [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► just read about this one guy that had [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► not like a thousand times signed up yet [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► fake pio boxes but we got the 10 records [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► for a penny and then under she sailed [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► trying I'm trying to get units this week [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► I've been busy with the stuff but there [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► was a wonderful article about the [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► decline of Columbia House and not enough [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► because ripping them off [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► well that's part of it but it's also [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► just the change in you know everything [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► you know what they were going through [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► the change [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah they did them in the monarchy [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► of music that's really good [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► so what was in this work that is good i [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► probably man and that was really good [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► tell me about what was in that record [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► package for people are just tuning in [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► like to do a really quick review of all [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► the things that we haven't gotten to [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► talk about just the ones I can you break [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► it down [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► you ready yeah this is just this is just [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► the ones i caught ephedrine and mucinex [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► being oh yeah oh I need to talk about [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► both of those I know John this is the [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► problem is what we need to move to a [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► daily format being famous before 27 the [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► tertiary problem of greatness [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► hospitality on o our mall NIMBY and why [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► it's your fault why hit the new york [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► times that my three favorite kinds of [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► Subway sandwiches extra meat for a [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► dollar throwing fish and or goats the [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► double musky what is the difference [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► penis sheep and a goat a friend you have [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► that makes whole animal meals as a [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► business that's vs detroit and I want [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► you to talk about Detroit you don't like [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► the piano man what my to my really what [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► we have talked with us making my to [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► karaoke song I want to talk about just [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► don't worry karaoke and we'll talk about [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► Jesse thorn how my question is does get [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► the end it was your question did you get [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► to the end of the list was only just [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► said a minute ago I will talk about [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► Detroit say so much as 40 i will talk [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► about Jesse thorns yeah all different [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► show the disability Givens play with the [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► peso mcintosh purchase macintosh and [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► fair lights my to idea of the most [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► expensive things in the world in [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► Columbia House did you know that one of [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► the first record I ever bought ways that [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► we go was the 8-track of studio 50 [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► greatest hits of studio 54 [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► I love disco that was I got that off the [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► television what era we talk about 77 77 [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► yeah I was it was one of those like get [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► it now we're going to studio 54 on [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► 8-track cassette I had so many things [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► like you know I have went from Keitel [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► called solid gold [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► it still has like some of my favorite [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► it's got like renegade my record doctor [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► give me the news maybe god oh my god oh [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► bad guys loving you had any track of a [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► surprise silly Joel didn't write that [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► and it with that like overdone vibrato [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► oppado matter never double would it [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► sound so much like born to be wild [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► Oh John that's hard like not all fake [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► working guy thing even if even if you [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► mean Billy Joel began talking about [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► Bruce Springsteen's I made me a little [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► mad i'm going to talk about Brewster [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► it's not that rich he's not i don't [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► think he's a I don't think I think he's [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► protecting it's pretty fucking rich [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► yeah oh he's rich are you kidding me [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► he can't he can't eat anything he wants [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► in anybody's bathtub Bruce Springsteen [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► rides a llama out to the mailbox in the [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► corner like i did a giant novelty-sized [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► mailbox the whole do giant novelty-sized [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► checks he has a got actually he has a [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► whole bunch of little people who ride [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► llamas around his estate on its behalf [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► so I'll just like him [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► it's like that island of dr. Moreau know [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► he has a he has he has ostriches roaming [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► his whole estates and and they had [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► people riding them joust in each other [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► where's that video games like I love the [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► video game just I want to buy my 25 [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► oxygens I want to see it [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► I want to see it in real life imagine [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► the horror of going to Bruce Springsteen [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► estate and it's all real life video [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► games and you're like holy shit he goes [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► yes you might question remember a little [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► game called burger time and really [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► should go [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► did you call me an ostrich like big dog [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► let's go down in the basement I have a [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► glass wall we can see them working do [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► you have this is a performative [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► self-serving questions you haven't you [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► have a karaoke song i hate karaoke took [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► that was not the question John you have [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► a very pleasant holiday for me I do i do [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► oh it's so trying John ok i do have a [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► karaoke song understand and well it's um [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► I'm which mccalla brandy its Brandi that [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► you're a fine girl [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► I have you would be such a girl my love [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► and malena is this data it's a it's a [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► great tune it is a great tune about Baba [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► and the reason that it's my karaoke song [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► is that it falls just right in my [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► register [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► that's right you that's the key that [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► there's two keys to come sorry there's [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► 2,000 karaoke one of them is so the [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► second one is it must be in range the [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► first one is you must have the slightest [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► clue how the song goes [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► but this is the problem with Brandi yeah [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► it falls right i was about to say as it [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► falls right in my register between the [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► two places where I'm comfortable singing [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► so it's either i can sing it either an [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► octave up where it's where I'm really [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► straining it's too high but if I'm like [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► if I'm really feeling it or I sing an [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► octave down and it's too low so this is [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► why I hate karaoke because my karaoke [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► song is not in a in a comfortable range [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► that's the first thing you've hated that [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► I have any fucking sympathy for its not [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► very that is a very much in our entire [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► friendship that is the first thing I [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► hated that you've had in him [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► I can't tell if we've been friends with [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► 2002-2003 pride 2009 remember the point [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► know it must be 2002 know you're [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► completely unsympathetic character but [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► you just accidentally showed a little [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► bit of yourself not we talking about [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► masturbating with a submarine sandwich [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► but when you brought it out the terms [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► are going to citrus sandwich I'm not a [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► monster [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► taking on this easy that's terrible [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► alright [TS]