Roderick on the Line

Ep. 09: "He Was Apparently a Talented Baker"


00:00:00   hello hi John how are you I'm Merlin I'm [TS]

00:00:10   fine [TS]

00:00:10   yeah yeah sound dolorous mm you know I [TS]

00:00:18   this is the time of year for the lower [TS]

00:00:21   but I'm a few days ago I i rake all the [TS]

00:00:25   leaves in my yard and and I literally I [TS]

00:00:30   literally raped all the leaves in my [TS]

00:00:32   iron all the leaves that were there then [TS]

00:00:34   and I put them in piles and I said to [TS]

00:00:37   myself as one does i said you had better [TS]

00:00:40   pick these leaves up now before it rains [TS]

00:00:43   and then I got distracted by a butterfly [TS]

00:00:47   or something something distracted me and [TS]

00:00:50   now I woke up this morning and it's [TS]

00:00:52   raining it's raining on all my leaf leaf [TS]

00:00:54   piles and which means that [TS]

00:00:57   yeah well what does that mean is that [TS]

00:01:00   like going to wash your car it rains [TS]

00:01:01   things to disperse the leaves are no fun [TS]

00:01:03   to jump in with the well they're no fun [TS]

00:01:05   to jump in for sure but no no i have to [TS]

00:01:07   i can trick him anymore and pick him up [TS]

00:01:10   with a shovel a giant giant piles of [TS]

00:01:13   soggy wet decaying leaves the whole [TS]

00:01:16   different game now I I am I would have [TS]

00:01:20   to guess knowing you i don't know i feel [TS]

00:01:22   i know you somewhat well I could see you [TS]

00:01:24   just want a philosophical level raking [TS]

00:01:26   leaves as part of a larger process is [TS]

00:01:29   absolutely true [TS]

00:01:30   ok it is that only part is probably as a [TS]

00:01:32   homeowner is a fire hazard you want to [TS]

00:01:35   keep the the leaf people out of your [TS]

00:01:38   yard picking around [TS]

00:01:39   well there's a couple of reasons that I [TS]

00:01:40   don't subcontract this leaf raking [TS]

00:01:43   business one of them is that I make my [TS]

00:01:45   own compost so the the leaves especially [TS]

00:01:49   from the catalpa tree are are great for [TS]

00:01:52   producing loamy compost in the spring [TS]

00:01:56   and also i use the leaves to insulate [TS]

00:02:01   potted plants that I leave outside over [TS]

00:02:05   the winter [TS]

00:02:06   yeah I all this is stuff that you can [TS]

00:02:10   learn in Sunset magazine it's not an [TS]

00:02:12   invented at sunset magazine was about [TS]

00:02:15   new ways to make iced tea [TS]

00:02:16   well in a way it is you know you [TS]

00:02:19   remember Sunset magazine when we were [TS]

00:02:20   growing up was dating a heavy rebrand I [TS]

00:02:22   like the redesign its it's amazing I [TS]

00:02:24   mean I i used to love it as a kid but it [TS]

00:02:27   was all about hottub parties and [TS]

00:02:29   seventies moms and and how to decorate [TS]

00:02:32   your bungalow and and again how to make [TS]

00:02:35   iced tea but now it's about hipster moms [TS]

00:02:38   and it's a very sexy magazine i have to [TS]

00:02:43   say that is it's on our bathroom now [TS]

00:02:45   I've used it [TS]

00:02:46   oh right yeah no I mean to learn about [TS]

00:02:49   you know to learn about yeah things [TS]

00:02:51   permaculture you know the one thing [TS]

00:02:53   that's missing from the new Sunset [TS]

00:02:55   magazine centerfold [TS]

00:02:57   well no remember I don't see him out [TS]

00:03:00   when he grew up in florida so I'm not [TS]

00:03:01   even sure you remember the old Sunset [TS]

00:03:03   magazine I thought was a peculiarly [TS]

00:03:05   California or maybe west coast well it's [TS]

00:03:09   just that covers covers Arizona I think [TS]

00:03:12   California Oregon Washington and Alaska [TS]

00:03:15   even but the old magazine had a whole [TS]

00:03:18   section of classified ads in the back [TS]

00:03:20   one of the main features of which were [TS]

00:03:24   ads for ads for juvenile detention [TS]

00:03:30   schools and like fat camps and there [TS]

00:03:35   were other like three pages of ads in [TS]

00:03:37   the back of sunset for what to do with [TS]

00:03:40   your troubled kid and some some of about [TS]

00:03:43   fat unruly doesn't like raking leaves [TS]

00:03:47   yeah i'm gonna come down to the same [TS]

00:03:48   James Academy would be a picture of a [TS]

00:03:50   chubby girl with tears streaming down [TS]

00:03:52   her face you know government believes [TS]

00:03:55   you can't make me and I remember as a [TS]

00:04:00   kid reading this reading sunset I get to [TS]

00:04:02   the back and it was like it was like [TS]

00:04:04   this taboo area because i was constantly [TS]

00:04:08   sort of idea that I wasn't afraid that [TS]

00:04:11   they were going to send me away to [TS]

00:04:12   juvenile camp although you know there [TS]

00:04:15   was a period in right before 11th grade [TS]

00:04:17   with you [TS]

00:04:18   it went good understood it well no she [TS]

00:04:21   actually got all these she got all the [TS]

00:04:25   application forms from all these schools [TS]

00:04:28   and had me fill them out as some kind of [TS]

00:04:33   tough love program like I've actually [TS]

00:04:36   filled out these application forms to [TS]

00:04:38   all these cool not the fat camps all I [TS]

00:04:40   probably should have gone to those two [TS]

00:04:42   as a prophylactic well now you know it's [TS]

00:04:46   never too early to get to get in [TS]

00:04:48   longhand yeah yeah sure it was an essay [TS]

00:04:51   portion there were SI portions and this [TS]

00:04:54   this was where I this is where i [TS]

00:04:56   thwarted the process by writing [TS]

00:04:59   hilarious and terrible essays and i [TS]

00:05:03   iDrive drugged-out the process until it [TS]

00:05:05   was too late and I know it wasn't what [TS]

00:05:09   may be the best idea to like have me [TS]

00:05:11   fill out the applications if you know [TS]

00:05:13   what I mean it wasn't a thing I wanted [TS]

00:05:15   to do was she monitoring your results [TS]

00:05:18   I mean what you know in other words [TS]

00:05:20   she's getting them for form sanity [TS]

00:05:23   well yeah but I was pretty good at [TS]

00:05:26   writing something that passed muster [TS]

00:05:28   that also said that also on closer [TS]

00:05:32   closer inspection that for fuck your [TS]

00:05:35   grandma she your the Marxist in jail his [TS]

00:05:37   right now a little bits of paper [TS]

00:05:38   yeah everything is if you if you if you [TS]

00:05:41   peed on them then the truetype would [TS]

00:05:43   would become revealed who [TS]

00:05:46   that's it that's an old spy trick the [TS]

00:05:48   disappearing ink that you you you can [TS]

00:05:51   only see one when you pee on the [TS]

00:05:53   document now where's Len come into that [TS]

00:05:55   I don't think Len and don't know I'm [TS]

00:05:58   sorry I apologize not the not the not [TS]

00:06:01   the the Soviet dictator of the the fruit [TS]

00:06:04   lemon lemon right it was a big companies [TS]

00:06:07   limited urine with those big component [TS]

00:06:08   cryptography well you can write in lemon [TS]

00:06:11   juice and then I think if you pee on it [TS]

00:06:13   it is revealed [TS]

00:06:15   that's got a pigeon drop its well no no [TS]

00:06:20   this will be this is now used to get [TS]

00:06:22   having I had a Casper the ghost [TS]

00:06:23   disappearing ink book but i think that I [TS]

00:06:25   I probably was not scratching hard [TS]

00:06:27   enough that i did not get any [TS]

00:06:28   coded messages i was aware of the [TS]

00:06:30   perfect ones that I see every with her [TS]

00:06:32   haha well I think here's the thing about [TS]

00:06:36   coded messages there have to be two [TS]

00:06:37   people a senator first of all and then a [TS]

00:06:41   receiver so if you were just if you were [TS]

00:06:43   just squeezing lemon juice on blank [TS]

00:06:45   pieces of paper looking for messages in [TS]

00:06:47   your radar return is going to be pretty [TS]

00:06:49   small so that's a very John is extremely [TS]

00:06:52   healthy approach but i would like you [TS]

00:06:53   for a moment to just consider that there [TS]

00:06:55   could also be a problem of having sent [TS]

00:06:57   coded messages to yourself that even you [TS]

00:06:58   don't understand what like I called in [TS]

00:07:01   my thirties [TS]

00:07:02   uh-huh I mean I was peeing on everything [TS]

00:07:04   John I was squeezing a fucking lemon on [TS]

00:07:06   everything that didn't move [TS]

00:07:07   you know I was dropping pigeons but you [TS]

00:07:10   know what you ended up married so [TS]

00:07:12   something must have been working it was [TS]

00:07:14   always walking on a wire John did you [TS]

00:07:16   have your and put a note in a bottle and [TS]

00:07:18   throw into the ocean now I don't think I [TS]

00:07:21   have what you know I've done stuff like [TS]

00:07:23   that i tried to put things on balloons [TS]

00:07:25   and imagine that it would do something [TS]

00:07:27   interesting but I've never done it in a [TS]

00:07:29   bottle have you done that you put it was [TS]

00:07:30   the Puget Sound where you throw that [TS]

00:07:31   where you throw that out in the Pacific [TS]

00:07:33   Ocean [TS]

00:07:34   well I i I'd like to circle back i'm not [TS]

00:07:36   keeping three-by-five cards but i'd like [TS]

00:07:38   to strap on six already and I got a lot [TS]

00:07:40   of follow-up on all of these things like [TS]

00:07:42   that circle back to the question or to [TS]

00:07:43   the comment i put things on balloons to [TS]

00:07:46   see what happens when fresh card and [TS]

00:07:49   about not do that do you live anywhere [TS]

00:07:50   like you get google maps to live [TS]

00:07:52   anywhere near a drugstore you have [TS]

00:07:53   access to index cards [TS]

00:07:54   I'm not trying to force it down your [TS]

00:07:56   throat john i'm just saying you have a [TS]

00:07:57   lot of problems and if you had some kind [TS]

00:07:59   of a in now in human-computer interface [TS]

00:08:02   be called an affordance if you had an [TS]

00:08:03   affordance for capturing your thoughts [TS]

00:08:05   in some kind of taxonomical way that you [TS]

00:08:07   could theoretically put into a pocket [TS]

00:08:08   i'm not trying to unload try to force [TS]

00:08:11   anything done anything I'm just saying I [TS]

00:08:12   don't have time i was that I was at a [TS]

00:08:15   goodwill yesterday and this goodwill you [TS]

00:08:17   know every goodwill is organized [TS]

00:08:18   differently by whatever you know to [TS]

00:08:21   conform to the same mind what everyone [TS]

00:08:24   around back to that because I've always [TS]

00:08:26   been obsessed by who decided it's like [TS]

00:08:29   it's wooden souvenirs no one ever needed [TS]

00:08:31   like that a section people get promoted [TS]

00:08:34   up the corporate ladder at goodwill and [TS]

00:08:36   they become a manager I think first a [TS]

00:08:38   manager of a certain section and then [TS]

00:08:40   romance there's just something simple [TS]

00:08:42   like short like shirts common [TS]

00:08:44   short-sleeved think their sessions that [TS]

00:08:47   it'sit's these people these individual [TS]

00:08:49   people's obsessions that dictate how [TS]

00:08:51   within the within the the the you know [TS]

00:08:55   the general principle of a goodwill how [TS]

00:08:57   the thing is organized and this goodwill [TS]

00:08:59   was being managed by a seemed to me he [TS]

00:09:03   was a he was almost 60 50 60 year old [TS]

00:09:06   nigerian man huh who was very elegant [TS]

00:09:10   son of a prince but he had terrible body [TS]

00:09:13   odor and he obviously was obsessed with [TS]

00:09:17   office supplies because there was it was [TS]

00:09:20   that it was a section of the office [TS]

00:09:22   supplies which is usually relegated to [TS]

00:09:24   like a little corner of the area where [TS]

00:09:26   the old carburetors and battery charges [TS]

00:09:29   are this guy had office supplies for two [TS]

00:09:32   whole rows paper and three-by-five cards [TS]

00:09:35   unopened stacked to infinity and I was [TS]

00:09:40   walking through this area tonight and I [TS]

00:09:42   thought of you I was like oh my god it's [TS]

00:09:44   it's it's it's the treasure of the [TS]

00:09:46   sierra madre for Merlin man look at this [TS]

00:09:49   these are vintage three-by-five cards to [TS]

00:09:52   this isn't like the amount you're [TS]

00:09:53   grasping they knew how to make them I'm [TS]

00:09:55   i have to be honest with you Jon I'm [TS]

00:09:56   reluctant to talk about any of this [TS]

00:09:58   because like if this had that girl in it [TS]

00:10:00   would pretty much be my fantasy you got [TS]

00:10:02   you got good will you got organization [TS]

00:10:04   you got nigeria and and you've got [TS]

00:10:06   something that as recently as this [TS]

00:10:08   morning and I don't take us off track [TS]

00:10:10   here but as recently as this morning [TS]

00:10:11   these these uh let's say problems that's [TS]

00:10:14   a gift that I have where evidence in the [TS]

00:10:16   cells I i like to be very focused [TS]

00:10:17   sometimes and some of my daughter wants [TS]

00:10:20   to play with something I i will organize [TS]

00:10:22   the parts i love or no no no [TS]

00:10:25   well organized organizer magna tiles I [TS]

00:10:27   organizer plastic animals don't do it [TS]

00:10:30   I've talked site i have different [TS]

00:10:31   buckets now for all of her little [TS]

00:10:33   plastic plastic toys that are [TS]

00:10:37   anthropomorphic and/or people because I [TS]

00:10:40   got different buckets for that but also [TS]

00:10:42   the Toy Story ones are in their own [TS]

00:10:43   because they should be able to play [TS]

00:10:44   together but the big tube cats cats go [TS]

00:10:48   in alongside the the creepy-crawly I [TS]

00:10:51   don't go into much detail now I can tell [TS]

00:10:53   it's very easy [TS]

00:10:54   there's a limited set of colors legos [TS]

00:10:56   you know the thomas ones i have three [TS]

00:10:57   different boxes of thomas stuff i'm glad [TS]

00:10:59   that we're talking about this because [TS]

00:11:00   when your daughter is a teenager and [TS]

00:11:02   comes to me and says uncle john i have [TS]

00:11:06   so many problems you let the coated with [TS]

00:11:09   us and she can't understand yeah i'm [TS]

00:11:11   going to say but let me give you let me [TS]

00:11:14   give you some insight into where some of [TS]

00:11:17   your where some of your anxiety you came [TS]

00:11:20   in pretty late in the movie but you [TS]

00:11:21   still know a lot about the second act [TS]

00:11:23   but I mean but you know I'm just let's [TS]

00:11:26   put it this way if there is a torn and [TS]

00:11:28   felt the index card with teenage girls [TS]

00:11:30   here and on it please handle it [TS]

00:11:32   carefully [TS]

00:11:33   you don't get it do care i will i'm you [TS]

00:11:35   know i cherish items like that when we [TS]

00:11:38   got we got nine shows you don't even [TS]

00:11:39   know where to start that the goodwill [TS]

00:11:40   thing though the organization we have [TS]

00:11:42   got to come back to ads too well but [TS]

00:11:44   never let you go [TS]

00:11:45   yeah let me just let me just interject [TS]

00:11:47   there's you and your daughter are [TS]

00:11:49   looking for something to do as an [TS]

00:11:50   activity you live blocks from the [TS]

00:11:54   Pacific Ocean and I suggest that you go [TS]

00:11:56   down there periodically write a letter [TS]

00:11:58   to whom it may concern put it in a [TS]

00:12:01   bottle put a cork in the bottle and [TS]

00:12:02   throw it in the ocean know i know i know [TS]

00:12:04   in San Francisco's night cream it's not [TS]

00:12:06   create the pollution police are gonna be [TS]

00:12:08   all over you but this is big stuff this [TS]

00:12:11   bottle in the ocean stuff is big big [TS]

00:12:13   stuff maybe throw off the body couldn't [TS]

00:12:16   throw it off the bridge that you did [TS]

00:12:17   know somebody would occupy you can get [TS]

00:12:20   occupied i have one minute car that says [TS]

00:12:21   do not discuss occupywallstreet it's all [TS]

00:12:24   one card he did you write in big letters [TS]

00:12:26   do not discuss running again a second [TS]

00:12:29   card but you gotta throw you have to [TS]

00:12:31   periodically write a note was great on [TS]

00:12:33   so many levels John it works on so many [TS]

00:12:35   levels even if these the theoretical [TS]

00:12:37   purpose never happens i think that the I [TS]

00:12:39   used to explain to her when when when [TS]

00:12:41   she was a baby I walk up the street and [TS]

00:12:43   say that specific ocean is the biggest [TS]

00:12:44   body of water in the world and if you'd [TS]

00:12:47   like to know you and I said to my [TS]

00:12:48   daughter every morning I said that's the [TS]

00:12:49   biggest body of water in the world i [TS]

00:12:51   said and it you could you could get in a [TS]

00:12:53   boat and go all the way across that to [TS]

00:12:55   another country and I said if you can [TS]

00:12:57   you can if you want to manage projects [TS]

00:13:00   and put up with bullshit you can do [TS]

00:13:02   anything in life and i will tell her [TS]

00:13:03   that every morning huh [TS]

00:13:04   because my wife is a minute my wife we [TS]

00:13:07   need to make it hard to get a shower [TS]

00:13:09   when you have a kid so we give her a few [TS]

00:13:10   minutes I'd go up and I would explain [TS]

00:13:11   the world by pointing to the largest [TS]

00:13:13   body of water in the world [TS]

00:13:15   listen that's the largest body in the [TS]

00:13:16   world and if you're prepared to manage [TS]

00:13:17   projects and put up with bullshit you [TS]

00:13:19   can do anything [TS]

00:13:20   mmm it also helps to ask people things [TS]

00:13:22   as a favor he never done that [TS]

00:13:27   write that down write that down no car [TS]

00:13:29   because that's that that's a pet peeve [TS]

00:13:32   oh you know you know you know who hates [TS]

00:13:34   that who you know who hates that i think [TS]

00:13:37   his famous line is a sign i was it [TS]

00:13:39   sometimes it does hurt to ask this man [TS]

00:13:41   must lie but that is all I look no no I [TS]

00:13:48   was a goodwill sweeper I used to go with [TS]

00:13:50   all the time and let's clarify here [TS]

00:13:51   we're talking about when you and I were [TS]

00:13:53   going to the good ones back in the day [TS]

00:13:54   this is a whole different world entirely [TS]

00:13:56   different world entirely different world [TS]

00:13:58   is for Kim Gordon ruin vintage fashion [TS]

00:14:00   and they started to so no we're not so [TS]

00:14:02   helpfully she's having a hard time right [TS]

00:14:04   now [TS]

00:14:04   yeah let's talk all right and now it's [TS]

00:14:07   her base standard tuning base [TS]

00:14:08   you know I've never I've never went into [TS]

00:14:11   the fetishizing Sonic Youth alternate [TS]

00:14:15   tunings right but she did no indeed [TS]

00:14:18   going to easy dismissiveness that was 85 [TS]

00:14:21   86 United that it did that I went [TS]

00:14:23   through that phase ready dismissiveness [TS]

00:14:25   but you know that the people were [TS]

00:14:26   talking about us on accuse you no [TS]

00:14:28   alternate tunings and then you see all [TS]

00:14:30   those pictures of like yeah it's a jazz [TS]

00:14:32   master and you stuck two drumsticks in [TS]

00:14:34   there and he's hitting it with a hammer [TS]

00:14:35   I think he's the one that has 4 d's on [TS]

00:14:37   it what fucking alternate tuning matters [TS]

00:14:39   and that's it Joyce he's gonna go with a [TS]

00:14:41   hammer this is the problem i saw them [TS]

00:14:43   and then the next night their equipment [TS]

00:14:45   was stolen it was I was not involved but [TS]

00:14:47   it sucked because they didn't even know [TS]

00:14:49   how some of the cars were tuned and they [TS]

00:14:51   were pretty sure they couldn't replicate [TS]

00:14:52   it so i think i think Tom Tom violence [TS]

00:14:55   potentially shadow over that I think I [TS]

00:14:58   think there are certain songs that just [TS]

00:15:00   had to come off the replicator that [TS]

00:15:01   anymore because I guitar was 21 some and [TS]

00:15:04   never to begin but you're never getting [TS]

00:15:06   that this gets respect to the goodwill [TS]

00:15:07   how many really really good guitar [TS]

00:15:09   screwdrivers you can find in pairs be [TS]

00:15:11   honest because it depends on how its [TS]

00:15:13   organized and this is my this is my [TS]

00:15:14   concern [TS]

00:15:15   I think the problem is you going to [TS]

00:15:16   goodwill and as you're describing this [TS]

00:15:18   nigerian prince you could see a level of [TS]

00:15:20   organization that reflects a certain [TS]

00:15:22   certain human Felton song that goes way [TS]

00:15:27   beyond how anyone would ever think about [TS]

00:15:29   buying something used for not much money [TS]

00:15:31   I think I connection between those two [TS]

00:15:33   things is virtually non-existent i think [TS]

00:15:35   at the corporate level I don't even have [TS]

00:15:36   the corporation they probably probably [TS]

00:15:37   have a card table somewhere this is [TS]

00:15:39   goodwill on it but but i think the [TS]

00:15:40   people this man right [TS]

00:15:42   and let me just say this last thing on [TS]

00:15:44   this because I want you to cover closed [TS]

00:15:45   and then home items but I'm gonna talk [TS]

00:15:47   about two areas i'm gonna talk about [TS]

00:15:48   music and electronics now music it's [TS]

00:15:52   always a complete mess [TS]

00:15:54   the these are you talking about the [TS]

00:15:55   music section of Google if you go find [TS]

00:15:57   records you go to find like a giant [TS]

00:15:58   thing of cassettes you want to pick up a [TS]

00:16:00   package single boy feels good to say [TS]

00:16:02   that Tupac a single huh you want to get [TS]

00:16:04   any of that like you're screwed I mean [TS]

00:16:06   what oh yes except if you go to the [TS]

00:16:08   hipster Goodwill's there are good ones [TS]

00:16:10   now triple the triple the price on every [TS]

00:16:12   single thing right now but they [TS]

00:16:13   organized their music section that's [TS]

00:16:15   what hipsters just get this topic will [TS]

00:16:17   so that they can so they can put all the [TS]

00:16:19   damn Fogelberg records and in in order [TS]

00:16:21   and they do have all of them they do [TS]

00:16:23   meanwhile who the the cups and saucers [TS]

00:16:27   and the tupperware sections are just [TS]

00:16:29   reject piles of debris and attractive [TS]

00:16:32   because these these kids are grown you [TS]

00:16:34   know they're organizing the skinny ties [TS]

00:16:36   and they're organizing the cds and the [TS]

00:16:39   rest of the good ones go to hell yeah [TS]

00:16:41   thanks to google for some of my least [TS]

00:16:43   favorite places to call boy [TS]

00:16:45   first-principles here's the problem it [TS]

00:16:48   used to be that somebody in your family [TS]

00:16:49   died and whether or not you like them [TS]

00:16:51   you did not keep their clothes now this [TS]

00:16:53   is good for us write this but still it [TS]

00:16:55   every once in a while every one swallow [TS]

00:16:57   does not started it was actually of I'm [TS]

00:17:00   like to smell mothballs and i'll run to [TS]

00:17:03   the back and it's some guy some guy died [TS]

00:17:05   and I is 25 suits from the fifties are [TS]

00:17:09   in there but of course they're all 94 [TS]

00:17:11   small if these little girls by your [TS]

00:17:12   seats [TS]

00:17:13   alright it's a it's it's kinda there's a [TS]

00:17:15   slight smell if there's definitely [TS]

00:17:16   mothballs mildew and dreams deferred and [TS]

00:17:19   that go fast because that's going to be [TS]

00:17:20   some good-ass suits but here's the thing [TS]

00:17:22   i think they realize that I blame Gordon [TS]

00:17:25   shown obsessive magazine we're in some [TS]

00:17:26   kind of fucking further Bella today now [TS]

00:17:28   there is cherry-picking if I could say [TS]

00:17:30   going on at [TS]

00:17:31   every level their cherry-picking no no [TS]

00:17:33   it's always been that the people of [TS]

00:17:34   goodwill or salvation army they always [TS]

00:17:36   get first they get dibs if a boa came in [TS]

00:17:39   and the shits out the door in Fogelberg [TS]

00:17:42   got plenty of those for me i'm talking [TS]

00:17:44   about backroom cherry-pick oh I'm [TS]

00:17:46   talking about a very high level on this [TS]

00:17:47   is that this is a walmart style model of [TS]

00:17:49   distribution will now be have it on put [TS]

00:17:51   it on the United think I think what [TS]

00:17:53   happens now is you go drop that shit off [TS]

00:17:55   at the dumpster and at the goodwill or [TS]

00:17:57   whatever right and I think that goes to [TS]

00:17:59   cut some kind of disturbing central [TS]

00:18:00   processing probably in reno nevada and [TS]

00:18:02   and and and lots of the Dominican [TS]

00:18:05   children separate that but they want to [TS]

00:18:07   hear this is the this is the thing [TS]

00:18:08   they're 75 different levels of [TS]

00:18:10   cherry-picking going on at any thrift [TS]

00:18:12   store you know that's getting picked [TS]

00:18:13   from its getting picked at central [TS]

00:18:15   distribution it's getting picked now [TS]

00:18:17   they have all these are all that they [TS]

00:18:18   have these boutique sections etcetera [TS]

00:18:20   etcetera and that's getting picked by [TS]

00:18:22   the people who work there and then who [TS]

00:18:25   work at the at the individual places and [TS]

00:18:27   then that first rung of professional [TS]

00:18:29   pictures that show up at eight o'clock [TS]

00:18:31   on monday morning you're talking about [TS]

00:18:33   the idea the EPA flea market types [TS]

00:18:36   well and yeah getting SC people to make [TS]

00:18:39   a living on on reselling shit they find [TS]

00:18:42   a thrift stores I used to date a girl [TS]

00:18:43   who was a picker and she and i would go [TS]

00:18:48   out to these thrift stores out in the [TS]

00:18:49   middle of nowhere and we'd be walking [TS]

00:18:52   through the aisles and people would be [TS]

00:18:54   coming down the aisle the other way and [TS]

00:18:56   as they let's just call this girl let's [TS]

00:19:00   say her name is a Maurice that's the [TS]

00:19:04   lack of a better name but so it can be [TS]

00:19:06   walking through the island this person [TS]

00:19:08   would come be walking toward us and as [TS]

00:19:11   they pass us they say hello Maurice and [TS]

00:19:15   she go [TS]

00:19:16   oh hello Stan and there'd be all this [TS]

00:19:20   like derision dripping off of both of [TS]

00:19:23   them and you know and then the other [TS]

00:19:25   person would wheel their cart full of [TS]

00:19:26   full of nike air jordans and torn [TS]

00:19:30   t-shirts and and horsehair jackets and [TS]

00:19:32   whatever else asked us and I would just [TS]

00:19:34   a little cool cool picker friction [TS]

00:19:37   yeah and I'd say how do you know that [TS]

00:19:39   person we're in the middle of were like [TS]

00:19:40   out in monroe [TS]

00:19:41   or whatever she's like oh I know all [TS]

00:19:43   these people and they're like they're [TS]

00:19:45   like full of hate for each other because [TS]

00:19:47   because that that's what they do there [TS]

00:19:49   with my comments like comics people like [TS]

00:19:51   any of these people who are digging you [TS]

00:19:53   know and you can you certainly met [TS]

00:19:55   rendered people like this right now the [TS]

00:19:56   end and musical instrument people well [TS]

00:19:59   that's that's different because that's a [TS]

00:20:00   that becomes a challenge I think this is [TS]

00:20:02   happening I don't want to sound [TS]

00:20:03   conspiratorial but i think is happening [TS]

00:20:04   at a much deeper level now I think the [TS]

00:20:06   goodwill 95 right by all my Paul [TS]

00:20:08   Westerberg looking clothes and I think [TS]

00:20:10   that stuff was going from the dumpster [TS]

00:20:12   to to the mothball room and straight [TS]

00:20:13   onto the show floor probably within a [TS]

00:20:15   matter of minutes [TS]

00:20:16   what I'm telling you is happening today [TS]

00:20:17   I think all that stuff is going on [TS]

00:20:18   trucks to a central center they got [TS]

00:20:20   photos of Kim Gordon up possibly the zoo [TS]

00:20:22   deschanel you know or you know who's [TS]

00:20:24   only with the zoo II know Zoe did she [TS]

00:20:28   ever did she ever get mad that she looks [TS]

00:20:29   like a Perry such me it happened [TS]

00:20:32   sometime astronauts i think i think the [TS]

00:20:35   best story I ever heard was she was at a [TS]

00:20:38   baseball game here in Seattle and and [TS]

00:20:41   some drunk guy and then she made it [TS]

00:20:43   sound like this happens to her all the [TS]

00:20:44   time [TS]

00:20:44   some drunk I was like I know you I know [TS]

00:20:47   you have a super big fan and she could [TS]

00:20:51   just tell that they thought she was Katy [TS]

00:20:54   Perry this is before she be soon she was [TS]

00:20:56   this is before everybody knew her like [TS]

00:20:59   Elvis al-fara well no after that but [TS]

00:21:03   when she was still an indie darling [TS]

00:21:04   before she was a genuine bona fide [TS]

00:21:06   celebrity shows doing quite well I heard [TS]

00:21:09   it is [TS]

00:21:09   yeah it's made her quite famous but in [TS]

00:21:12   any case this guy's like no dude I [TS]

00:21:14   totally know you i love your stuff and [TS]

00:21:16   she's like yeah you think I'm Katy Perry [TS]

00:21:18   but I'm not he's like oh no what [TS]

00:21:21   yes maybe and I think that used to [TS]

00:21:24   happen to her a lot but now I mean her [TS]

00:21:26   pictures on every dorm room wall in [TS]

00:21:28   America she's still get it wrong I [TS]

00:21:30   stuck-up lucky magazine below but let me [TS]

00:21:32   let me just let me just put the final [TS]

00:21:34   capper on this goodwill question [TS]

00:21:36   probably put that you put the [TS]

00:21:37   penultimate caprica's like a big capper [TS]

00:21:39   all right well here's my cash and she'll [TS]

00:21:41   go ahead if you have to you have to [TS]

00:21:43   approach thrifting so philosophically [TS]

00:21:45   and one of those things is if you get if [TS]

00:21:47   you get obsessed with all the things [TS]

00:21:50   that you are missing out on if you get [TS]

00:21:52   obsessed with all of the great things [TS]

00:21:54   that have been picked [TS]

00:21:55   by thousand thousand levels of picker [TS]

00:21:58   above you you it will it will get inside [TS]

00:22:02   your brain and slowly drive you crazy [TS]

00:22:03   you will not be able to do anything else [TS]

00:22:07   but think about going to the thrift [TS]

00:22:09   stores because thrift stores are like [TS]

00:22:11   they're like a tide pool stuff stuff [TS]

00:22:13   comes comes in with the tide it goes out [TS]

00:22:16   with the tide and you have to just you [TS]

00:22:18   have to just get out of the thinking [TS]

00:22:20   that there's anything good there you [TS]

00:22:21   have to walk into every thrift store [TS]

00:22:23   with the conviction absolutely [TS]

00:22:25   everything you know is s no you have to [TS]

00:22:27   have the zest it's a nun curious like a [TS]

00:22:29   nun curious and curated Museum of overly [TS]

00:22:32   normal that you write your hipsters want [TS]

00:22:35   to go and say oh I'm going to place the [TS]

00:22:36   Philadelphia with the eyeballs or [TS]

00:22:37   whatever in this case you could walk in [TS]

00:22:39   there and you're going to learn if [TS]

00:22:41   you're watching if you're just sitting [TS]

00:22:42   around going like Oh am I gonna find a [TS]

00:22:43   for freshman record you know that's [TS]

00:22:45   going to limit your vision your skin [TS]

00:22:46   your mad at the guy who got it before [TS]

00:22:47   you sure i want to speak in philadelphia [TS]

00:22:50   i went into a thrift store there one [TS]

00:22:52   time and I found one of these scenarios [TS]

00:22:53   block John Rocker should have a blog [TS]

00:22:56   about place to sleep in but start with [TS]

00:22:58   start with thrift stores [TS]

00:22:59   I should have a blog stop i wanted to [TS]

00:23:03   this place and there is a need and I [TS]

00:23:05   know what you need a Boswell I'm not [TS]

00:23:07   gonna put your Boswell I got the biggest [TS]

00:23:09   Johnson's I've ever met and I think you [TS]

00:23:11   need a Boswell I don't have I am a big [TS]

00:23:13   johnson but would you find me a Boswell [TS]

00:23:15   i can find Boswell you know right go one [TS]

00:23:17   word Sunset magazine that's two words [TS]

00:23:18   maybe not sunset maybe i would go to [TS]

00:23:20   like we've got to come back to ads I [TS]

00:23:23   will not I will literally not stop [TS]

00:23:24   talking to come back to ads but you need [TS]

00:23:26   somebody to be capturing all this I'm [TS]

00:23:27   doing what I can for now i'm john the [TS]

00:23:29   baptist not Jesus I'm here for a while [TS]

00:23:31   to help out [TS]

00:23:32   you need somebody on a more fundamental [TS]

00:23:33   level opening a blog and literally [TS]

00:23:34   capturing all of this facebook is not [TS]

00:23:36   where it needs to go John's knees in [TS]

00:23:38   front of people like here's the ring i [TS]

00:23:39   appear to people on the road to Damascus [TS]

00:23:41   every fucking day and you know what they [TS]

00:23:43   do they drive around me I'm standing [TS]

00:23:45   there Michael oh hello waving my arms [TS]

00:23:48   which are you Paul know which I Damascus [TS]

00:23:52   well I'm appearing on the road was that [TS]

00:23:54   all is well he but who appeared [TS]

00:23:58   Oh JC prime yeah the big JC wipe a [TS]

00:24:05   tripod scales on his eyes [TS]

00:24:06   what does that mean [TS]

00:24:07   remember that this is the scales fell [TS]

00:24:09   from his eyes that was on Damascus right [TS]

00:24:11   maybe it was a maybe he was promoted and [TS]

00:24:15   I'm dreiling this go ahead please [TS]

00:24:17   continue to academy was Eureka your [TS]

00:24:18   recapping is that we're decapping when [TS]

00:24:20   he doing [TS]

00:24:21   i'm sure i was talking about this love [TS]

00:24:22   story went into in Philadelphia where I [TS]

00:24:23   found you on a man's entire wardrobe an [TS]

00:24:28   entire you know like 15 suits [TS]

00:24:30   custom-made shirts beautiful beautiful [TS]

00:24:34   stuff and it fit me perfectly except [TS]

00:24:39   that this man had incredibly short arms [TS]

00:24:44   let's say you look like it like a snappy [TS]

00:24:49   looking Boris Karloff well except that [TS]

00:24:52   the pants weren't correspondingly short [TS]

00:24:54   like if the pants had been short and the [TS]

00:24:57   sleeve or short i would have bought I [TS]

00:24:59   would have bought all this stuff I want [TS]

00:25:01   to dropped five hundred bucks in this [TS]

00:25:02   place to short me to do anything with [TS]

00:25:04   this is not a question of you you pull a [TS]

00:25:06   couple stitches and get an extension or [TS]

00:25:08   talking like a little my level of [TS]

00:25:09   fucked-up Police these sleeves went [TS]

00:25:12   halfway down my arms again like a [TS]

00:25:14   3-quart like a rock and roll concert [TS]

00:25:16   jersey and this guy had his it had all [TS]

00:25:21   this stuff tailored like it was it was [TS]

00:25:23   handmade stuff and the the pants fit [TS]

00:25:26   they were the right length he was the [TS]

00:25:27   right height he was a giant of a man and [TS]

00:25:31   his arms were were half as long as mine [TS]

00:25:34   either that or he was like he had his [TS]

00:25:36   suits his custom-tailored so he could do [TS]

00:25:39   the dishes without rolling up his [TS]

00:25:41   sleeves or something I don't know but he [TS]

00:25:42   had pretty wrists [TS]

00:25:43   it was devastating to me because it was [TS]

00:25:46   that it was the Holy Grail right i just [TS]

00:25:48   found an entire wardrobe about that used [TS]

00:25:52   to belong to a man with class and taste [TS]

00:25:54   and distinction a tailored for him at a [TS]

00:25:57   time when people made things by hand [TS]

00:26:00   again the steak waiter this is they knew [TS]

00:26:02   that they were making clothes for people [TS]

00:26:03   and matter this seems had to hold yeah [TS]

00:26:05   well but turned out that this guy had [TS]

00:26:08   like flippers instead of our ok but you [TS]

00:26:11   understand correctly you're telling me [TS]

00:26:12   that for obvious reasons because of his [TS]

00:26:14   purpose you know [TS]

00:26:15   t-rex to live my problems for whatever [TS]

00:26:17   reason that was unclear probably not a [TS]

00:26:19   note in the pocket explaining that don't [TS]

00:26:21   know but whatever the hell that states [TS]

00:26:23   LOL i'm just say lockets maybe there was [TS]

00:26:27   maybe there was a note maybe he had a [TS]

00:26:29   note so didn't truth to the side show at [TS]

00:26:32   esa i'm just thinking that his whole [TS]

00:26:34   house he might have had one of those [TS]

00:26:35   special houses maybe a helper monkey [TS]

00:26:37   with something extremely interesting [TS]

00:26:39   going on there but here's the thing i [TS]

00:26:41   think this is like like meeting the [TS]

00:26:43   woman you think is perfect and then you [TS]

00:26:44   find out that she only listens to fish [TS]

00:26:46   you know in that case you found [TS]

00:26:48   something was so disturbingly close to [TS]

00:26:49   perfect for you but it was yet so [TS]

00:26:51   fundamentally wrong all this happened to [TS]

00:26:53   me this exact story [TS]

00:26:54   Maurice Maurice Maurice or Morris [TS]

00:26:57   because you don't want more that's [TS]

00:26:58   probably more and more skip is is how [TS]

00:27:01   you pronounce that was a different [TS]

00:27:02   different when I'm Maurice Gibb [TS]

00:27:05   pronounced his name know I just I feel [TS]

00:27:07   bad for years i've been mispronouncing [TS]

00:27:08   that it's Morris really pronounced [TS]

00:27:11   Morris no past and and if you watch the [TS]

00:27:15   bee gees a man running behind music [TS]

00:27:18   fantastic first of all you don't realize [TS]

00:27:20   how great the bee gees were all we know [TS]

00:27:22   is that there was a period where they [TS]

00:27:23   were a lot of our tell me how much I [TS]

00:27:25   realized how great the bee gees were you [TS]

00:27:27   got a problem with the bee gees i am a [TS]

00:27:29   super beauty is fun about Massachusetts [TS]

00:27:30   like Massachusetts it's all good it's [TS]

00:27:32   all good here ok so here's my question [TS]

00:27:34   for you [TS]

00:27:35   obviously because of these of some [TS]

00:27:37   unknown a disability or bad decision he [TS]

00:27:40   needed special clothes a and B you're [TS]

00:27:42   telling me i'm sergeant Morris Morris [TS]

00:27:44   past I think I was close with Australian [TS]

00:27:46   goodwill now have in la i'm gonna happen [TS]

00:27:48   i gotta hang out with this up he needs [TS]

00:27:50   but you need special clothes because he [TS]

00:27:52   was bald [TS]

00:27:53   oh no that's the other 10 that's the one [TS]

00:27:54   that's not robbing that would be Robins [TS]

00:27:57   no Morris Morris past you thinking of [TS]

00:28:00   robbing and his Jojo let's hear the one [TS]

00:28:04   Robin there's buried I'm sorry Barry [TS]

00:28:07   berries berries the one [TS]

00:28:09   yes yeah I'm you know what strike all of [TS]

00:28:11   that [TS]

00:28:12   here's the thing was it well you're [TS]

00:28:13   telling me it was well made clothing [TS]

00:28:15   oh my god it was so he had the means [TS]

00:28:17   with bulletproof this guy was he was [TS]

00:28:19   part of a he was he lived in a big house [TS]

00:28:21   this guy see that way i would be [TS]

00:28:24   thinking about that forever everything [TS]

00:28:25   because somebody had a diamond-tipped [TS]

00:28:27   cane [TS]

00:28:28   and I bet the cane was really long I [TS]

00:28:30   claims and singers the arms didn't reach [TS]

00:28:32   down to the Almighty Williams ending her [TS]

00:28:34   I'm Taiwan to tell this story though [TS]

00:28:36   about this girl I met this girl in a [TS]

00:28:38   like in Narcotics Anonymous meeting and [TS]

00:28:41   she was so beautiful and she was so [TS]

00:28:43   saving all these four paws well she's so [TS]

00:28:45   smart and she was just choose to call [TS]

00:28:48   the things that at the time I i thought [TS]

00:28:51   was what i needed in life and that you [TS]

00:28:54   know and and meeting her where I did it [TS]

00:28:56   that all seem to fit and I was like this [TS]

00:28:59   girl and I we we have this we have [TS]

00:29:01   allowed the same problems we have a lot [TS]

00:29:02   of the same gifts and this has been this [TS]

00:29:05   is a relationship that's this is this is [TS]

00:29:08   the this may be the one and i went back [TS]

00:29:10   to her house and on my way to the [TS]

00:29:13   bathroom I noticed in a corner a shrine [TS]

00:29:18   I'm not kidding now a shrine to the [TS]

00:29:21   counting crows like shadow poster [TS]

00:29:26   no no she had several framed photographs [TS]

00:29:30   arranged in a shrine like sort of [TS]

00:29:33   tryptic with Campbell's all come on crow [TS]

00:29:39   candles and ice and I couldn't let it go [TS]

00:29:42   unmentioned discounting throws that the [TS]

00:29:45   thick Rolling Stones banner think that [TS]

00:29:46   Morrison van or the big van morrison [TS]

00:29:48   been the film's both managers be the [TS]

00:29:51   crows the currents the Grossman the [TS]

00:29:53   black crowes right and Italy that faces [TS]

00:29:57   cover [TS]

00:29:58   yeah pretty good they were good cover [TS]

00:30:00   band yeah yeah actually they had a [TS]

00:30:02   couple of good this is really mrs. Jones [TS]

00:30:04   and me write that and then this was back [TS]

00:30:07   at a time [TS]

00:30:08   I mean those guys have somehow just [TS]

00:30:10   threw one jetty like they're still out [TS]

00:30:12   on the road the counting crows him have [TS]

00:30:14   converted somewhat by having indie bands [TS]

00:30:18   open for them i mean i'm not going to [TS]

00:30:19   say that the counting crows have have [TS]

00:30:21   have credit of any kind but they're a [TS]

00:30:25   little close to look at gin blossoms [TS]

00:30:26   thing where you could go you know what I [TS]

00:30:28   mean like there's a gym blossom songs i [TS]

00:30:30   was thinkin there but that yes the [TS]

00:30:32   dreadlock fat face guy [TS]

00:30:34   yeah by dating Jennifer Aniston by being [TS]

00:30:37   like a Hollywood creep he [TS]

00:30:39   been in her bathtub he had he's he's [TS]

00:30:42   been he has washed his patchouli so [TS]

00:30:44   dirty Jesus infinitely innocence [TS]

00:30:47   bathroom you know how much time she [TS]

00:30:48   would have this man at home depot just [TS]

00:30:50   to figure out a solution for keeping all [TS]

00:30:51   his beard beard and hair shit out of her [TS]

00:30:54   bathtub [TS]

00:30:55   although you know she gets she's very [TS]

00:30:57   time she does and she gives one the [TS]

00:30:59   impression of somebody who says no you [TS]

00:31:01   can't shower on my house she seems nice [TS]

00:31:05   she doesn't seem nice talking about your [TS]

00:31:08   my mom said I think she seems very [TS]

00:31:10   pleasant jennifer aniston from the TV [TS]

00:31:12   show with the hair [TS]

00:31:13   my mom said one time apropos of nothing [TS]

00:31:15   she was like you know that meg Ryan even [TS]

00:31:18   though she always plays roles where [TS]

00:31:21   she's like a an anxious tidy [TS]

00:31:24   ball-breaking little bitch she seems [TS]

00:31:28   like a nice person [TS]

00:31:29   I don't get that at all but Jennifer [TS]

00:31:33   Aniston who always plays roles where [TS]

00:31:36   she's your best friend and kind of also [TS]

00:31:38   like a little bit [TS]

00:31:40   she's a little bit tidy but she's like [TS]

00:31:42   you know always playing roles of like [TS]

00:31:44   you don't think she seems a little [TS]

00:31:45   down-to-earth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer [TS]

00:31:47   Aniston the actress [TS]

00:31:49   well you know one time I was in the [TS]

00:31:51   dentist's office and I picked up a copy [TS]

00:31:52   as well as got a busy week ahead and [TS]

00:31:55   picked up a copy of architectural digest [TS]

00:31:58   as one does and I was flipping through [TS]

00:32:01   the pages get a restaurant and she and [TS]

00:32:04   there was a spread a photo spread on [TS]

00:32:07   Jennifer Aniston's new hollywood hills [TS]

00:32:09   home huh which had been professionally [TS]

00:32:12   decorated by professional decorators huh [TS]

00:32:15   and I tried to picture myself standing [TS]

00:32:19   in that living room in a bathrobe saying [TS]

00:32:24   yelling into the kitchen [TS]

00:32:25   jen jen is there i know there was a book [TS]

00:32:30   on miles van der Rohe in here somewhere [TS]

00:32:34   and i seem to have misplaced you know [TS]

00:32:36   where it is [TS]

00:32:37   I'm sorry honey I didn't hear you i was [TS]

00:32:40   starting the risotto [TS]

00:32:41   yeah and and I&I I pictured myself in [TS]

00:32:44   this room in this bathrobe and I just [TS]

00:32:48   could not I just didn't feel it but as a [TS]

00:32:51   man who loves and misses [TS]

00:32:52   man loves best let's take let's take it [TS]

00:32:53   as read she's probably got a little [TS]

00:32:54   extra dough [TS]

00:32:55   let's say you came in your the new gen [TS]

00:32:58   bow and first of all obviously you're [TS]

00:33:00   going to ask that you have the bathtub [TS]

00:33:02   professionally cleaned to remove all the [TS]

00:33:03   dirts right now all aspects of Duras [TS]

00:33:05   you're going to bring in like some kind [TS]

00:33:06   of fucking CSI team just make sure [TS]

00:33:08   there's not there's not a lick a [TS]

00:33:09   dreadlock in there right [TS]

00:33:11   I i we love a bath without John you love [TS]

00:33:13   that I knew it wouldn't have occurred to [TS]

00:33:14   me that he had a fire about but fouled [TS]

00:33:17   it [TS]

00:33:17   yeah i guess i would have to insist that [TS]

00:33:19   she move [TS]

00:33:21   oh ok go and like throw away the [TS]

00:33:23   mattress and stuff i mean i know that [TS]

00:33:24   was a long time would you stay there [TS]

00:33:25   after she moved her place yeah and [TS]

00:33:29   roadways I don't know quedo she got you [TS]

00:33:31   gotta move but tell you what I so I'm [TS]

00:33:34   technical digest sorry Boswell [TS]

00:33:36   Architectural Digest got damaged on [TS]

00:33:38   we're gonna have to have four new shows [TS]

00:33:40   because it can you hear this cute [TS]

00:33:42   literally here okay [TS]

00:33:44   architectural digest on her spread and [TS]

00:33:46   not now here's something i do and i [TS]

00:33:47   should not do this I should not do this [TS]

00:33:49   but my wife who you know is one of the [TS]

00:33:54   greatest people in the world and she's [TS]

00:33:57   the best and so there's a dumb thing [TS]

00:33:59   that I do for her [TS]

00:34:00   that's a dumb thing we both enjoy which [TS]

00:34:02   is I pick up silly magazines for her [TS]

00:34:04   that ladies like that they're silly [TS]

00:34:07   magazines and things you do this you you [TS]

00:34:09   leave through i go and get something I [TS]

00:34:11   pick up some half-and-half and maybe I [TS]

00:34:13   did you do this you come back with an [TS]

00:34:14   armful of us weekly's and we can we move [TS]

00:34:18   past those we were past why do mostly I [TS]

00:34:20   know which month were up to and so i'll [TS]

00:34:22   get a vogue i will get a bizarre go [TS]

00:34:25   through the highlight top level ones [TS]

00:34:27   first right I'll do a vote I'll do a [TS]

00:34:28   bizarre failing at that I will fall back [TS]

00:34:31   on a lucky because everybody loves a [TS]

00:34:32   lucky it's a magazine about the shopping [TS]

00:34:34   and style and stickers let me hit you [TS]

00:34:36   with a helmet with a mind bomb who but [TS]

00:34:39   do you ever go get italian vogue for her [TS]

00:34:42   that is a very complicated question the [TS]

00:34:46   very do you wanna know the answer i do [TS]

00:34:47   okay well this is a tenuous thing that [TS]

00:34:52   we do like it there any things cost [TS]

00:34:54   money and stuff and we probably [TS]

00:34:55   shouldn't be spending money on a silly [TS]

00:34:57   magazine enjoyment 25 bucks so I'm only [TS]

00:35:00   kind of allowed to do that so often but [TS]

00:35:03   yes what i will do is well first of all [TS]

00:35:05   so 10 [TS]

00:35:05   vogue no doubt the day it comes out on [TS]

00:35:07   there i get it i bring out right did you [TS]

00:35:09   ever see that movie The September issue [TS]

00:35:11   is a no you gotta know Anna Wintour i [TS]

00:35:15   think that the big the big guy you look [TS]

00:35:16   like as in it on telly telly all the big [TS]

00:35:22   guy look like [TS]

00:35:23   careful not that way i could be a couple [TS]

00:35:25   got it right here my holster there are a [TS]

00:35:28   lot of them actually legit write jokes [TS]

00:35:31   for the Oscars [TS]

00:35:32   uh-huh mark John Roderick the block her [TS]

00:35:36   but i buy these for and then the funny [TS]

00:35:39   part is and I and you know and it's just [TS]

00:35:40   yeah but never discuss publicly but it's [TS]

00:35:42   something i am happy to do she takes [TS]

00:35:44   care of our daughter and in our home and [TS]

00:35:46   she's the best person I've ever known [TS]

00:35:48   and so I get these silly magazines but [TS]

00:35:50   then I get angry I look at this in [TS]

00:35:52   magazines i'll be able defecating or [TS]

00:35:53   occasionally urinating and then the [TS]

00:35:55   covers of the magazines make me angry [TS]

00:35:57   I sometimes look through them to see if [TS]

00:35:58   there's anything you know keep pictures [TS]

00:36:01   of girls which there are no but you're [TS]

00:36:02   gonna get in trouble if you look at [TS]

00:36:04   those four no she's fine with that [TS]

00:36:06   she's fine with that no no I'm not [TS]

00:36:08   talking about the naked girls I'm [TS]

00:36:09   talking about don't look inside women's [TS]

00:36:10   magazines they contain multitudes of the [TS]

00:36:13   of of angry making yeah things that you [TS]

00:36:18   just you you're not supposed to look [TS]

00:36:19   there don't go there you will turn to [TS]

00:36:22   stone you will turn into a pillar of [TS]

00:36:23   salt [TS]

00:36:24   well and in my racket the heart thing my [TS]

00:36:26   racket is like I yeah you don't know [TS]

00:36:27   about this stuff idea from my whatever i [TS]

00:36:29   do but like I'm going to this idea of [TS]

00:36:31   like there's not really easy solutions [TS]

00:36:32   to a lot of stuff and so sometimes i [TS]

00:36:34   will be confronted with something like a [TS]

00:36:35   self magazine itself itself is a [TS]

00:36:37   third-tier magazine if we've gone [TS]

00:36:39   through the folks if you got through the [TS]

00:36:40   harper's bazaar's if we've made it [TS]

00:36:41   through the luckys she does not like a [TS]

00:36:43   lure lure isn't isn't as a magazine [TS]

00:36:45   about lipstick on sat for teenagers and [TS]

00:36:47   lures no good [TS]

00:36:48   that's right that's right you might get [TS]

00:36:50   her like a like a 17 but i but I look at [TS]

00:36:53   herself and itself and I occasionally [TS]

00:36:55   will take a photo of herself because the [TS]

00:36:57   cover is is is so rife with nothing but [TS]

00:37:02   bullshit shortcuts the stuff that you [TS]

00:37:04   shouldn't be worrying about anyway we'll [TS]

00:37:06   see this is intoxicated psychology today [TS]

00:37:09   I will not read a psychology oh you're [TS]

00:37:12   more than i can and i cannot even I [TS]

00:37:15   can't look at the cover because now you [TS]

00:37:16   know you notice now they put cute girls [TS]

00:37:17   on the cover of Psychology Today now all [TS]

00:37:19   it is it's a giant photo shoot of like [TS]

00:37:22   of like cute kind of young moms right [TS]

00:37:26   like overcoming their problems and that [TS]

00:37:29   isn't a thing that I I don't you know [TS]

00:37:31   first of all young moms [TS]

00:37:34   yeah oh I well just start thinking about [TS]

00:37:38   young moms and I can't even myself and [TS]

00:37:41   now let's ok [TS]

00:37:43   my only thought was this and in this is [TS]

00:37:45   sometimes and just your point now about [TS]

00:37:46   the the jennifer aniston problem i like [TS]

00:37:48   that kind of circle back to that because [TS]

00:37:49   i think you're wrong i also want suggest [TS]

00:37:52   the one that's unusual move have one [TS]

00:37:54   counting exactly one counting crows song [TS]

00:37:56   that I really like a lot and I think you [TS]

00:37:58   wouldn't hate it so i'll send you a link [TS]

00:37:59   to that later but the perfect for [TS]

00:38:01   jennifer aniston anecdote you know I got [TS]

00:38:04   a lot of problems you may not know this [TS]

00:38:05   i have a lot of problems with christina [TS]

00:38:07   aguilera I don't know that all we talked [TS]

00:38:10   about how she's ruined singing at sports [TS]

00:38:13   oh yeah she's terrible but but shiny [TS]

00:38:15   she's very very shiny but a thing a [TS]

00:38:17   thing about christina aguilera that i [TS]

00:38:19   have heard from through the grapevine [TS]

00:38:20   the music business great line is that [TS]

00:38:23   then that you would not expect this [TS]

00:38:26   I don't think looking at her or or [TS]

00:38:28   interacting with her public image but [TS]

00:38:30   apparently she is a tremendous [TS]

00:38:32   professional who arrives at the studio [TS]

00:38:35   on time and works her ass off all day [TS]

00:38:39   without ever throwing a coffee and a [TS]

00:38:43   intern or without ever having a diva [TS]

00:38:46   tense tantrum she busts her little she's [TS]

00:38:49   a good singer she bust her balls if you [TS]

00:38:52   will [TS]

00:38:53   yes in the studio and has earned the [TS]

00:38:55   respect of all the like pocket called [TS]

00:39:00   recording engineers that she's working [TS]

00:39:02   with them that is no small thing so I [TS]

00:39:06   mean I can deal with a good deal well [TS]

00:39:07   you know I get a job I don't like that [TS]

00:39:09   does not actually surprised me i think [TS]

00:39:10   they have longevity in this business [TS]

00:39:12   I'm guessing you have to have you have [TS]

00:39:14   to have some measure that and but also [TS]

00:39:15   obviously you have to suffer a lot of [TS]

00:39:17   things like photo shoots but there's [TS]

00:39:19   just one particularly kills me i wish i [TS]

00:39:20   could find the photo but it was the [TS]

00:39:22   spread [TS]

00:39:22   on her newly remodeled house which witch [TS]

00:39:24   is which of course looks like a museum [TS]

00:39:26   designed by a by a gay man with a little [TS]

00:39:29   too much money and but there's this one [TS]

00:39:30   shot i love of her and it's her in her [TS]

00:39:33   like dressing room it's not even it's [TS]

00:39:35   kind of a closet but it's like in just [TS]

00:39:36   an extra room like they ran out of new [TS]

00:39:38   rooms to have in her bedroom that [TS]

00:39:40   involve clothes and they made a great [TS]

00:39:42   room there's a great room and it's got a [TS]

00:39:44   ladder in it because she's got like nine [TS]

00:39:46   hundred pairs of shoes and it's this [TS]

00:39:47   photo of her of course is very very [TS]

00:39:50   shining up the ladder [TS]

00:39:52   she's standing on the ladder in 6-inch [TS]

00:39:54   heels totally dressed up like she's and [TS]

00:39:58   and with the dude with the giant red [TS]

00:40:00   lipstick and smiling and her child is in [TS]

00:40:03   that sweet barefoot child way sitting on [TS]

00:40:05   the floor like playing with some [TS]

00:40:06   carefully arranged blocks and it made me [TS]

00:40:08   so fucking angry I almost don't even [TS]

00:40:11   know what I almost did I was so angry [TS]

00:40:12   because it was you know the whole like [TS]

00:40:14   I'm just don't mind me walking around my [TS]

00:40:16   six inch heels here on a ladder on my [TS]

00:40:17   child's you know I would be just i would [TS]

00:40:20   share your anger if a girl up a ladder [TS]

00:40:23   wasn't like one of my special things [TS]

00:40:25   oh yeah with the shoes to know [TS]

00:40:27   everything that's a thing now the pic [TS]

00:40:30   shoes I don't care about is what it will [TS]

00:40:32   split the difference with suits or [TS]

00:40:33   whatever probably gonna wrangle that [TS]

00:40:35   baby they probably had they had block [TS]

00:40:36   Wranglers you know when Christina [TS]

00:40:38   Aguilera sees her baby once a week I [TS]

00:40:41   swear to use the baby is being raised by [TS]

00:40:43   very competent employees [TS]

00:40:45   she's a pro she's a pro and and and [TS]

00:40:48   she's but she's undoubtedly going to [TS]

00:40:50   turn out just fine better than Mia [TS]

00:40:53   Farrow's kids [TS]

00:40:55   well no she had some complications um no [TS]

00:40:58   I'm not I'm not hot for christina [TS]

00:40:59   aguilera but imagining her up a ladder [TS]

00:41:01   looking at looking at a wall shoes [TS]

00:41:03   that's where I'll find it for you [TS]

00:41:04   reminder for you i want to find I want [TS]

00:41:07   to find something here talk to our [TS]

00:41:09   audience for 4 30 seconds about [TS]

00:41:11   something very back I'm gonna cut this [TS]

00:41:13   out talk to them [TS]

00:41:14   I'm well let's see well dear audience i [TS]

00:41:17   know that it is hard sometimes for you [TS]

00:41:20   to make it through life and so there are [TS]

00:41:27   things that you could remember too [TS]

00:41:30   make it easier and one of those things [TS]

00:41:33   is to keep moving and get out of the way [TS]

00:41:37   because these are important lessons for [TS]

00:41:42   to learn we should have PSAs I mean [TS]

00:41:44   obviously the whole show the ark if you [TS]

00:41:45   like the I don't know over in a lot of [TS]

00:41:48   ways is just it's a series of [TS]

00:41:49   interlocking PSAs it's almost it's like [TS]

00:41:52   existential legos hmm i took photos this [TS]

00:41:55   morning [TS]

00:41:56   now this is the funny thing about o [TS]

00:41:57   magazine i think what I've done this [TS]

00:41:59   morning want nothing I said like a [TS]

00:42:02   little humility your leaves and I stay [TS]

00:42:03   with my wet piles of leaves [TS]

00:42:06   yeah and became demoralized just the [TS]

00:42:08   word dollery uh did I use it well I [TS]

00:42:12   store do I said dolorous as an adjective [TS]

00:42:14   and then I have a hard to go back and [TS]

00:42:15   listen but I think you might have coined [TS]

00:42:17   the word dollery know I think I said the [TS]

00:42:19   lower oh how do you spell that t.o.o you [TS]

00:42:24   are take my color like like take [TS]

00:42:27   dolorous think the US off take the oh us [TS]

00:42:29   off this is our Canadian you in that [TS]

00:42:32   yeah there's a you okay huh [TS]

00:42:36   dollar a pretty name for a girl no [TS]

00:42:38   magazines a funny thing is very [TS]

00:42:39   dollar-for-dollar easy i could see you [TS]

00:42:43   on that the test the test should be [TS]

00:42:44   could you yell it off the porch [TS]

00:42:46   you know what I mean dollery Anastasia [TS]

00:42:52   you terrine like the no magazine is a [TS]

00:42:55   funny thing because I can always get mad [TS]

00:42:57   at the cover of oh I want to talk more [TS]

00:43:00   about Oprah we don't have time for today [TS]

00:43:01   I want you at the story about oh hmm [TS]

00:43:05   thats that French not fix me [TS]

00:43:08   I make my seating or face the this was [TS]

00:43:11   on the cover i took a photo of this and [TS]

00:43:12   i will probably post this this is in the [TS]

00:43:15   lower left-hand corner of the latest [TS]

00:43:17   issue of O Magazine and it says bonus [TS]

00:43:20   colon shows soldiers colon but it's [TS]

00:43:23   gotta be one of them [TS]

00:43:24   I've got as i write some Collins I gotta [TS]

00:43:26   stop pronouncing the bonus Cole wait [TS]

00:43:28   wait ! sorry Jonas know what the thing [TS]

00:43:31   is if you can pronounce your ear [TS]

00:43:33   punctuation mark but you have to change [TS]

00:43:34   your voice you can't just a bonus colon [TS]

00:43:36   is a bonus business apply common [TS]

00:43:40   no known yeah if you're going to permit [TS]

00:43:43   that if you put if you're pronouncing [TS]

00:43:44   your leg your punctuation marks i think [TS]

00:43:47   the implementation of change positive [TS]

00:43:49   change the register [TS]

00:43:50   yeah the implication is that there are [TS]

00:43:51   parentheses around your spoken and [TS]

00:43:54   spoken word colon ok site bonus bonus [TS]

00:43:57   parentheses comma parentheses [TS]

00:44:01   well you can see / n hoes self-awareness [TS]

00:44:04   workbook all caps [TS]

00:44:06   that's the head and then so [TS]

00:44:08   self-awareness work and then under that [TS]

00:44:09   where they illuminate what that means it [TS]

00:44:11   says you bring the pencil we bring the [TS]

00:44:14   Enlightenment encouragement and snacks [TS]

00:44:16   I mean that again i was self-awareness [TS]

00:44:20   workbook you bring the pencil comma we [TS]

00:44:23   bring the Enlightenment comma [TS]

00:44:24   encouragement comma and snacks no period [TS]

00:44:27   you know what it by requiring that the [TS]

00:44:29   people that the and I'm gonna go out on [TS]

00:44:31   a limb here and say my requiring the [TS]

00:44:32   women who read this magazine to bring a [TS]

00:44:35   pencil who this path to enlightenment [TS]

00:44:39   already has more and has more work [TS]

00:44:43   involved than ninety percent of the [TS]

00:44:45   self-help books out there you don't even [TS]

00:44:47   require that they bring a pencil [TS]

00:44:49   that's a good point you just get you [TS]

00:44:50   just gotta bring out a problem in a [TS]

00:44:51   little self delusion but you're saying [TS]

00:44:53   okay so you don't because the value [TS]

00:44:54   proposition there as we say in business [TS]

00:44:56   development because it's not what I [TS]

00:44:59   haven't looked at the workbook yet I [TS]

00:45:00   couldn't bring myself to write somebody [TS]

00:45:03   suggested that i do the artist way the [TS]

00:45:05   other day we should talk about that [TS]

00:45:07   iíve thoughts on that this is gonna be [TS]

00:45:10   a smaller version of the artists way the [TS]

00:45:11   workbook and the in the well here's what [TS]

00:45:13   here's will surprise you is sometimes [TS]

00:45:15   there was one that was the angriest Oh [TS]

00:45:17   cover ever for me and it was something [TS]

00:45:19   like it was one of those blocks [TS]

00:45:20   something something does it like unleash [TS]

00:45:22   the artist within kind of things [TS]

00:45:23   hmm unleashed the artist within and I [TS]

00:45:25   went all God put it is i opened up and [TS]

00:45:28   and it was like not someplace missing [TS]

00:45:31   gold macaroni and comfortable with [TS]

00:45:33   insulin and then putting it on a purple [TS]

00:45:34   sweatshirt [TS]

00:45:35   Merry Christmas don't yell at me hard [TS]

00:45:40   remember that right there I i was [TS]

00:45:44   walking down some street somewhere [TS]

00:45:45   there's listen this cute little old lady [TS]

00:45:48   was walking toward me with us a [TS]

00:45:50   sweatshirt she clearly made yourself [TS]

00:45:51   with applique and [TS]

00:45:53   and and tensile and it was their [TS]

00:45:56   embroidery it was like it was a real [TS]

00:45:59   craft project and as I got closer I saw [TS]

00:46:01   that it said don't yell at me [TS]

00:46:03   that's a death cab for cutie shirt isn't [TS]

00:46:05   don't yell at me no I i ended up ended [TS]

00:46:08   up using it on a long really long shirts [TS]

00:46:11   the the White Castle design i sent you [TS]

00:46:13   so I'm actually coined that as a way to [TS]

00:46:15   describe everything all the other people [TS]

00:46:16   on your label well it was that was that [TS]

00:46:19   was I mean that was what was it morph [TS]

00:46:21   into at the time this is the genesis of [TS]

00:46:23   that at the time it broke my heart [TS]

00:46:24   because I was because smile boys full [TS]

00:46:28   like awful how nice and then I was like [TS]

00:46:30   don't yell at me [TS]

00:46:33   Oh No hello picturing her home life that [TS]

00:46:36   misses her response to it you know what [TS]

00:46:38   I'm going to do [TS]

00:46:39   I'd like to make a sweatshirt that [TS]

00:46:40   doesn't take five minutes to make know [TS]

00:46:42   she worked on it she worked on it for [TS]

00:46:44   four we got you gotta keep thinking [TS]

00:46:46   that's again can I say John Roderick's [TS]

00:46:47   if you're going to make a shirt like [TS]

00:46:48   that you don't make one of those you [TS]

00:46:50   know anything she probably got a whole [TS]

00:46:52   series right it's like potato chips are [TS]

00:46:54   in the course of the animals you don't [TS]

00:46:55   do that once and then walk away I'm [TS]

00:46:56   thinking he's got away with what someone [TS]

00:46:59   says don't rape me up the kitchen sink [TS]

00:47:00   or whatever [TS]

00:47:03   sorry I'm imagining I'm that's easy [TS]

00:47:11   deliberated about what part of what I'm [TS]

00:47:14   gonna wear that day [TS]

00:47:15   no no I mean that you maybe think [TS]

00:47:19   bathroom kitchen utility room [TS]

00:47:21   it probably happens in the kitchen so [TS]

00:47:23   which which which which potential menace [TS]

00:47:25   of sync [TS]

00:47:26   do I want to focus on i'm thinking there [TS]

00:47:28   could be some wish I'd done a couple [TS]

00:47:31   things differently you know but at after [TS]

00:47:36   I fully absorb this woman in her life [TS]

00:47:38   into my into my mind and and I process [TS]

00:47:42   to the tragedy it was it was not very [TS]

00:47:45   long after that I started interacting [TS]

00:47:47   with young indie-rockers who felt who [TS]

00:47:50   probably all should have been wearing [TS]

00:47:52   like homemade don't yell at me t-shirts [TS]

00:47:54   and I felt like a boy I need to do [TS]

00:47:58   something for these people and so I made [TS]

00:47:59   them i made a long winters t-shirt that [TS]

00:48:01   said don't yell at me [TS]

00:48:02   it was a that was in the pretend to fall [TS]

00:48:05   typeface and yeah early times when it [TS]

00:48:08   was it was a picture of the White Castle [TS]

00:48:10   logo right that up in the top of the [TS]

00:48:12   white castle instead of saying buy a bag [TS]

00:48:15   of burgers don't you don't yell at me [TS]

00:48:20   there are many of them out there we sold [TS]

00:48:21   out pretty fast [TS]

00:48:24   that's a it's a I'll kill for that I [TS]

00:48:27   would have another example of an in-joke [TS]

00:48:29   inside of an in-joke inside of an [TS]

00:48:32   injunction that is for some reason now I [TS]

00:48:35   don't understand why my band isn't more [TS]

00:48:37   successful like I actually I got a card [TS]

00:48:39   on that i started my online identity it [TS]

00:48:41   for you on that having the reason is [TS]

00:48:43   that the shins and the resemblance it's [TS]

00:48:45   did not have did not encode that many [TS]

00:48:49   different levels of not that funny weird [TS]

00:48:53   sad in joke into their t-shirt art they [TS]

00:48:58   just gave people a simple like they can [TS]

00:49:00   burn on it and they let me put it out [TS]

00:49:03   there and they were so much more [TS]

00:49:04   reluctant to explain why you were [TS]

00:49:06   listening to it wrong and how you were [TS]

00:49:09   listening to it wrong all the [TS]

00:49:11   conversations I've had at the merch [TS]

00:49:13   table where people are like I love that [TS]

00:49:14   song you might not get my treadmill in [TS]

00:49:16   your connect to it wrong but you're not [TS]

00:49:19   enjoying my music the right way [TS]

00:49:21   counting crows the picture the ladies [TS]

00:49:24   also the ads here's the thing about the [TS]

00:49:25   ads now another thing is that lady and [TS]

00:49:28   she had found and I want to agree with [TS]

00:49:29   you about about the classified ads [TS]

00:49:30   starting with probably boy's life maybe [TS]

00:49:32   highlights i don't know if they had [TS]

00:49:34   singles and highlights but definitely [TS]

00:49:35   boy's life and you open a boy's life and [TS]

00:49:37   in the back there's all kinds of things [TS]

00:49:39   for military academies for example one [TS]

00:49:41   of which I went to heavily advertised [TS]

00:49:43   important life magazine and then and [TS]

00:49:45   what you're describing sunset right [TS]

00:49:48   yes sunsets got lots of like you know [TS]

00:49:50   your kids died on the morning for drug [TS]

00:49:52   camps and send it off to do to private [TS]

00:49:55   school in Arizona and we will get them [TS]

00:49:58   off the pot and I have a friend who went [TS]

00:50:01   to one of these he is a he's a local [TS]

00:50:04   well he's a he's a fairly famous rock [TS]

00:50:07   drummer and he went to one of these get [TS]

00:50:10   your kids off pot schools have been the [TS]

00:50:12   fastbacks [TS]

00:50:13   he has been in the fastbacks ok and you [TS]

00:50:19   know he came back to Seattle a changed [TS]

00:50:23   man in the sense that he learned all [TS]

00:50:25   kinds of new tricks for lighting weed [TS]

00:50:28   from other drugs kids but you know you [TS]

00:50:31   to bring drugs kids from all over the [TS]

00:50:33   region and put them all in 1 1 school [TS]

00:50:35   for a year and they teach each other how [TS]

00:50:37   to how to hotwire gold winning [TS]

00:50:39   motorcycles and had a you know we're [TS]

00:50:42   just a shadow you know there's so many [TS]

00:50:43   things that I'm gonna be wrong about [TS]

00:50:45   just like historically there's so many [TS]

00:50:46   things i'm gonna be wrong about with my [TS]

00:50:48   kid and I i want to share one that I'll [TS]

00:50:51   probably wrong recognizing her toys but [TS]

00:50:53   organizer toys for her it's helpful [TS]

00:50:56   useful for everyone if she wants to read [TS]

00:50:57   if she wants a red isosceles triangle [TS]

00:51:00   magnet I'll she knows where that is [TS]

00:51:02   oh he's not gonna have to sort through a [TS]

00:51:03   bunch of blue blocks that should be [TS]

00:51:04   somewhere else is going to join a [TS]

00:51:06   motorcycle gang it strikes it strikes me [TS]

00:51:08   that if you've got a kid we were having [TS]

00:51:10   and I'm ready to be wrong about this and [TS]

00:51:12   it'll come up and bite me but but it [TS]

00:51:14   strikes me that right at the time when [TS]

00:51:15   you feel most like you should really [TS]

00:51:17   crack down on your dumbass kid and you [TS]

00:51:19   do stuff you do stuff to remove the [TS]

00:51:22   Freedom and the options and you you this [TS]

00:51:24   is this compulsion either give up and [TS]

00:51:26   sentimental camp or or find some way to [TS]

00:51:28   otherwise infantile eyes them and and [TS]

00:51:31   and it is my theory that do that's [TS]

00:51:34   exactly the wrong thing to do i think [TS]

00:51:35   what you do I think you send your kid to [TS]

00:51:37   a third world country with a hundred [TS]

00:51:38   dollars or or maybe or maybe New York [TS]

00:51:41   with a hundred twenty dollars you send [TS]

00:51:42   them somewhere you throw them into a [TS]

00:51:44   fucking shark tank and let them find out [TS]

00:51:46   a smartypants video game guy you tell me [TS]

00:51:48   now what happens next [TS]

00:51:49   yeah smarty pants video game right you [TS]

00:51:52   know maybe it goes a little bit Midnight [TS]

00:51:53   Cowboy you know the lady Mae Tootsie [TS]

00:51:55   later so I things can change [TS]

00:51:57   I'm not entirely prepared to throw my [TS]

00:51:59   thirteen-year-old kid in the New York [TS]

00:52:01   City with the daughter twenty dollars [TS]

00:52:02   but here's my version of that and this [TS]

00:52:04   is my plan and i hope that i lived to [TS]

00:52:06   see this day which is that what if if my [TS]

00:52:09   child has started to have problems [TS]

00:52:11   starts to get willful [TS]

00:52:14   which they would which happens to some [TS]

00:52:15   of them the batarangs the kids whose [TS]

00:52:18   parents saying this sunday they just [TS]

00:52:20   don't get willful yeah [TS]

00:52:21   some kids just are nice and respect [TS]

00:52:23   their fathers all the way through but [TS]

00:52:25   the ones that don't here's what I'm [TS]

00:52:27   gonna do [TS]

00:52:28   I've been you know been wanting to do [TS]

00:52:30   this for years and even before the idea [TS]

00:52:32   of having a kid picker to me but now I [TS]

00:52:34   have a reason and that is i'm gonna buy [TS]

00:52:37   an old jeep i'm gonna i'm gonna set a [TS]

00:52:40   price limit right I'm gonna say twelve [TS]

00:52:42   hundred dollars that's the most i'm [TS]

00:52:43   gonna pay for a jeep about twelve [TS]

00:52:46   hundred dollar jeep take the kids out of [TS]

00:52:49   school put the kid in the jeep and the [TS]

00:52:52   two of us drive to Tierra del Fuego and [TS]

00:52:57   you know twelve hundred dollar g is not [TS]

00:52:59   going to make it all the way to Tierra [TS]

00:53:01   del Fuego just something you read about [TS]

00:53:02   the new yorker no no the new yorker [TS]

00:53:06   doesn't have the balls to think this way [TS]

00:53:07   not a cheap and we're going to drive as [TS]

00:53:11   far as this Jeep will take us and then [TS]

00:53:14   you keep extending then you'll fight [TS]

00:53:17   when she break down or get stolen then [TS]

00:53:20   we're on r you know then we have to use [TS]

00:53:23   our wits either to get them to keep the [TS]

00:53:26   jeep running with bailing wire and and [TS]

00:53:28   chewing gum wrappers or by some other [TS]

00:53:31   means [TS]

00:53:31   perhaps on the back of a borough we will [TS]

00:53:36   continue our trek and we will god damn [TS]

00:53:39   well make it to the end to the Tierra [TS]

00:53:40   del Fuego and through this process the [TS]

00:53:43   child will learn the value of a the [TS]

00:53:46   value of a peso the child will learn how [TS]

00:53:49   to speak spanish disposition and burrows [TS]

00:53:51   the child the child will learn exactly [TS]

00:53:53   how to handle a burrow on a mountain [TS]

00:53:56   trail the child will learn to respect [TS]

00:53:58   his or her father positions me because [TS]

00:54:02   of my commanding I think you're way more [TS]

00:54:05   likely to find a lady on a ladder than [TS]

00:54:07   for that fantasy to work done [TS]

00:54:09   whoa and it can I ask can I ask how the [TS]

00:54:12   experience the del Fuego incident how is [TS]

00:54:14   that going to change you John remark [TS]

00:54:16   well will you come let us full weight we [TS]

00:54:19   learn lessons i love this is one of [TS]

00:54:21   these things where I learned a lesson [TS]

00:54:22   about love that's exactly what happens [TS]

00:54:24   when I get down there you know and then [TS]

00:54:26   and I realize well probably that I fall [TS]

00:54:29   in love with a beautiful Argentinean [TS]

00:54:30   woman who's a like a dancer and who's [TS]

00:54:35   who appears to be sort of one of the [TS]

00:54:39   noble poor but then it turns out later [TS]

00:54:42   that she's actually an heiress to a [TS]

00:54:46   giant to a giant plantation on the [TS]

00:54:50   pompous there and she's just spending [TS]

00:54:53   like she's spending some time living as [TS]

00:54:56   a poor woman a noble poor woman before [TS]

00:55:00   she takes over the management of this [TS]

00:55:02   hundred thousand acre ranch when we fall [TS]

00:55:07   in love that's probably what's gonna [TS]

00:55:08   happen [TS]

00:55:09   my likes and like so many incredibly [TS]

00:55:11   rich Argentinian women pretending to be [TS]

00:55:14   poor [TS]

00:55:14   she'll just get God just fucking fucking [TS]

00:55:18   wetter than a hothouse windowed by you [TS]

00:55:20   haven't really fucked-up kidnapper are [TS]

00:55:22   she's gonna be all over that you can [TS]

00:55:24   come on and I got a whole borough room [TS]

00:55:25   come to directly into my large what they [TS]

00:55:27   have was a lot of the update on the [TS]

00:55:28   pompous what do you have you got AI got [TS]

00:55:30   a ranch what how it's got a big range [TS]

00:55:32   that big ranchos llamas a llama place [TS]

00:55:35   there they might be breeding heritage [TS]

00:55:38   llamas ok it's going to be one of those [TS]

00:55:40   Reagan style ranches where you mostly [TS]

00:55:42   have symbolic would know there's beef [TS]

00:55:44   cattle their beef cattle and argentine [TS]

00:55:47   steak place it is and she's going to say [TS]

00:55:49   you know at that point in time in this [TS]

00:55:51   story i'm going to be 50 years old and [TS]

00:55:53   have a great beard [TS]

00:55:54   I'm gonna be a big gray beard American [TS]

00:55:57   fifty-year-old 20 pounds lighter couple [TS]

00:55:59   of pounds lighter couple records out who [TS]

00:56:01   might or might not be a former CIA agent [TS]

00:56:05   who the knuckles are kind of you know [TS]

00:56:08   bruised from having been working on the [TS]

00:56:10   distributor of this $12 jeep and whose [TS]

00:56:14   daughter by that point is a well-behaved [TS]

00:56:17   spanish-speaking friendly court also we [TS]

00:56:24   will have been solving mysteries the [TS]

00:56:26   whole way so you know what our [TS]

00:56:29   reputation will precede us that's how [TS]

00:56:31   will be introduced in the first place [TS]

00:56:32   because she'll come to me needing a [TS]

00:56:35   mystery solved [TS]

00:56:36   it'll probably down your daughter or the [TS]

00:56:38   rich lady [TS]

00:56:39   the rich lady will come to my daughter [TS]

00:56:41   and I and say help me solve the mystery [TS]

00:56:44   of who killed my father [TS]

00:56:46   oh that's how that's how will realize [TS]

00:56:50   she's not a noble poor woman she's [TS]

00:56:54   actually an heiress but here's the [TS]

00:56:56   things other dude died under mysterious [TS]

00:56:58   circumstances yes but here's the thing [TS]

00:57:00   and this is where it gets a little bit [TS]

00:57:01   thin man I mean obviously that part [TS]

00:57:02   doesn't apply but you you go out and you [TS]

00:57:04   and your daughter with with your [TS]

00:57:06   crime-solving burrow can go out and [TS]

00:57:07   track down these details things in our [TS]

00:57:09   Argentinian fake for women would never [TS]

00:57:12   realize you might discover that in fact [TS]

00:57:14   her father faked his death and he's [TS]

00:57:16   simply he's now in our Nigerian prince [TS]

00:57:18   working in a goodwill and which point [TS]

00:57:20   she could collect the many millions of [TS]

00:57:22   dollars that he had all around so now [TS]

00:57:25   she's like double rich well what [TS]

00:57:26   concerns me is that he may be one of the [TS]

00:57:28   pair father maybe one of the the German [TS]

00:57:33   émigré is if you will [TS]

00:57:34   20 flooded into Argentina told this lady [TS]

00:57:38   at me with her that everybody knows no [TS]

00:57:40   sure my father was a World War two [TS]

00:57:43   veteran so your father also had [TS]

00:57:44   fantasies about being a former CIA agent [TS]

00:57:47   let's just say grandfather it's her [TS]

00:57:48   grandfather who kale right perhaps from [TS]

00:57:53   a European country that was recently [TS]

00:57:56   devastated in the interwar and right now [TS]

00:58:00   he has a bakery we re-established loves [TS]

00:58:03   ovens [TS]

00:58:04   oh I think that when I think that's [TS]

00:58:07   we're gonna cook a steak John Roderick [TS]

00:58:10   you know stand up and you cook it on her [TS]

00:58:13   open flame which you have swords you put [TS]

00:58:17   her in a sword clicking on an open flame [TS]

00:58:18   that's how they doing in Argentina [TS]

00:58:20   networking works on so many levels I was [TS]

00:58:22   skeptical at first but now it's a you [TS]

00:58:25   see the logic government [TS]

00:58:26   yeah i guess the rotation program for [TS]

00:58:29   the for the kid [TS]

00:58:30   it's a you know it's a it's a way of [TS]

00:58:32   finding love for me her or realizing [TS]

00:58:35   that love is real and we get to solve [TS]

00:58:37   the mystery of who killed her naughty [TS]

00:58:39   grandfather and we end up living in a [TS]

00:58:42   giant ranch in Argentina for half the [TS]

00:58:44   year that's pretty good now would you [TS]

00:58:46   send the kid back at this point which he [TS]

00:58:49   lived there in harmony now because she's [TS]

00:58:50   so well-adjusted it depends if i see her [TS]

00:58:52   looking [TS]

00:58:53   any of those little argent time Gauchos [TS]

00:58:55   I'm standing right back to her mother [TS]

00:58:57   don't you know because girls girls get [TS]

00:59:01   into that time of their life I'll uh I [TS]

00:59:03   don't relish it [TS]

00:59:04   now you're getting a whole new burrow [TS]

00:59:05   for that the you know didn't when you [TS]

00:59:09   said bakery before you before you made [TS]

00:59:11   your obligatory holocaust joke [TS]

00:59:13   I don't know what you mean before when [TS]

00:59:15   you said bakery earlier it reminded me [TS]

00:59:17   that there was a serial killer in [TS]

00:59:19   Anchorage who owned a bakery right up [TS]

00:59:22   the street from my dad's house and and [TS]

00:59:26   when he got caught there make the reason [TS]

00:59:29   i mention this is there they're making a [TS]

00:59:30   movie about it now starring john cusack [TS]

00:59:33   our Cusack and i keep getting emails [TS]

00:59:36   from my friends in Anchorage with these [TS]

00:59:38   john cusack sightings in Anchorage them [TS]

00:59:41   like what is John Cusack doing in [TS]

00:59:43   Anchorage always making a movie he's [TS]

00:59:45   making a movie about the this the serial [TS]

00:59:48   killer of that on the bakery and what's [TS]

00:59:53   amazing is that might one of my good [TS]

00:59:55   friends in high school his father bought [TS]

00:59:57   this bakery immediately after [TS]

00:59:57   this bakery immediately after [TS]

01:00:00   the serial killer got caught and we used [TS]

01:00:03   to hang out in this bakery all the time [TS]

01:00:05   and you know and and thought of it as [TS]

01:00:07   the as the serial killer bakery it was [TS]

01:00:11   anyway the deed is done on site was it [TS]

01:00:13   was it did he kill people are mad at the [TS]

01:00:18   bakery or is that just as base of [TS]

01:00:19   operations [TS]

01:00:20   well no that was the he was a he was [TS]

01:00:23   apparently a talented Baker his name was [TS]

01:00:24   robert hansen food but he did this the [TS]

01:00:27   ceiling two names no no Robert Christian [TS]

01:00:30   and see ya [TS]

01:00:31   they all have three names but uh but he [TS]

01:00:34   did he [TS]

01:00:35   the the reason they're making a movie [TS]

01:00:36   about this guy is that he was also a [TS]

01:00:38   bush pilot and he would kidnap these [TS]

01:00:40   girls take them out into the bush set [TS]

01:00:43   him free and then hunt them down rifle [TS]

01:00:47   wow yeah fucked up [TS]

01:00:50   what did you do on weekends yeah well [TS]

01:00:52   yeah who made the bread [TS]

01:00:54   well you work you know didn't he was [TS]

01:00:58   gone it yeah that's the thing about the [TS]

01:01:00   above being a bush pilot that people [TS]

01:01:03   from the lower 48 don't realize which is [TS]

01:01:05   that you can fly out into the middle of [TS]

01:01:08   nowhere [TS]

01:01:09   Hunter girl with a rifle and make it [TS]

01:01:11   back in time to watch your shows [TS]

01:01:15   I mean it's not like you don't have to [TS]

01:01:17   go out for like five days write-ups you [TS]

01:01:20   kidnap the let's say let's say [TS]

01:01:22   hypothetically you kidnap the girl in [TS]

01:01:26   the afternoon keep hearing you sing [TS]

01:01:28   after all because the thing is i think [TS]

01:01:30   in the mornings gonna be very busy you [TS]

01:01:31   get up early [TS]

01:01:32   you gotta do a lot of baking I don't [TS]

01:01:34   want people for baked goods in Anchorage [TS]

01:01:35   i'm guessing lots of baked goods really [TS]

01:01:38   need that stuff there's lots of because [TS]

01:01:40   people are gonna be picky about the [TS]

01:01:41   quality so it seems like he's got a lot [TS]

01:01:42   of pressure on him he's going to see [TS]

01:01:44   this is the thing about Alaska no one's [TS]

01:01:46   picking about quality [TS]

01:01:47   ok they want quantity are happy to get [TS]

01:01:49   their paying extra they pay a little bit [TS]

01:01:52   extra yeah for sure she's not writing in [TS]

01:01:54   Alaska Hawaii everything's more [TS]

01:01:56   expensive it is it used to be a lot more [TS]

01:01:58   expensive when it when they had to ship [TS]

01:02:02   stuff up on the back of a borough now [TS]

01:02:06   it's pretty systematized they've got it [TS]

01:02:09   going on they can get you can get you [TS]

01:02:10   some fresh eggs you have to pay five [TS]

01:02:13   dollars and [TS]

01:02:13   when I was a kid 55 bucks and aguilar [TS]

01:02:17   you're lucky you haven't you really take [TS]

01:02:19   your time and enjoyed that egg [TS]

01:02:20   Oh God some of those five dollar eggs [TS]

01:02:22   they were you know they'd already been [TS]

01:02:24   they've been sitting on a truck throw [TS]

01:02:25   throw a month but you guys are tough you [TS]

01:02:28   like that kind of stuff [TS]

01:02:30   Patera new chest sure yeah but anyway so [TS]

01:02:34   so that but i think that he was able by [TS]

01:02:38   by having some employees perhaps and [TS]

01:02:41   also by do quick turnaround he could go [TS]

01:02:46   hunt these girls out he said the [TS]

01:02:47   girlfriend the forest them down and then [TS]

01:02:51   make it back in time to make the donuts [TS]

01:02:53   you're saying don't let my castigate all [TS]

01:02:54   the Baker's but we should seriously look [TS]

01:02:56   at the bush pilots I feel like if you [TS]

01:02:59   are a baker and a bush pilot who [TS]

01:03:01   that's two strikes against you if you [TS]

01:03:02   have three names and if people call you [TS]

01:03:04   buy all three names that's always that's [TS]

01:03:07   always your warning sign [TS]

01:03:09   yeah mm handguns are just ok up there if [TS]

01:03:12   you're if you're a baker in a bush pilot [TS]

01:03:13   and you're just carrying around a gun [TS]

01:03:15   you know you go out with two people come [TS]

01:03:17   back with one nobody the airport's [TS]

01:03:18   asking questions about that nobody says [TS]

01:03:20   hey shouldn't you be making bear claws [TS]

01:03:21   no no if you have if you get in an [TS]

01:03:25   airplane and it and it isn't also full [TS]

01:03:27   of rifles that would raise suspicion [TS]

01:03:29   smarty even need to be carrying rifles [TS]

01:03:32   at all times and two people go up in an [TS]

01:03:35   airplane one comes back that's not gonna [TS]

01:03:37   raise any suspicions that that's the [TS]

01:03:39   whole business of Alaska two people go [TS]

01:03:41   up in a bush plane one comes back that's [TS]

01:03:43   the that's that's how business is done [TS]

01:03:45   so it's what its tourism oil and [TS]

01:03:48   disappearing know that it's a state for [TS]

01:03:50   disappearing people there are all these [TS]

01:03:52   people in Alaska and I've been thinking [TS]

01:03:54   about this a lot lately because because [TS]

01:03:56   I on one hand i understand it on the [TS]

01:03:58   other hand it as i get older it's it [TS]

01:04:01   sounds crazier and crazier to me but [TS]

01:04:03   they're all these people that go up in [TS]

01:04:05   the fall to their little cabin they go [TS]

01:04:11   up in the fall with the intention of not [TS]

01:04:13   coming back out until the spring [TS]

01:04:16   and this is you know this is a lot of [TS]

01:04:19   people up there who's boos boos vision [TS]

01:04:22   of either their vision of paradise or [TS]

01:04:25   just the twists and turns of life has [TS]

01:04:29   resulted in them being in a situation [TS]

01:04:31   where they go up in the fall and they [TS]

01:04:33   come out in the spring and they spend [TS]

01:04:36   that whole winter either alone [TS]

01:04:39   well mostly alone don't like there's [TS]

01:04:42   they are like that is it is it a kind of [TS]

01:04:45   hibernation it seems like they don't [TS]

01:04:47   know they're working they're there [TS]

01:04:48   they're trapping begging hunting they [TS]

01:04:52   may be baking a little bit but that's [TS]

01:04:53   not their main occupation they're [TS]

01:04:55   trapping their their living off the land [TS]

01:04:57   the winter land and and this is their [TS]

01:05:03   thing [TS]

01:05:04   this is their life they they they live [TS]

01:05:08   in isolation in a bit far far away that [TS]

01:05:12   Kelly you sometimes I sometimes it does [TS]

01:05:16   but I've spent enough time like living [TS]

01:05:18   alone in a cabin in the Alaskan [TS]

01:05:22   wilderness to know that metaphorically [TS]

01:05:24   it's it in a certain kind of madness [TS]

01:05:27   that's in know I've spent a little time [TS]

01:05:29   out there [TS]

01:05:30   I think I think I'm starting to [TS]

01:05:31   understand why one of the numerous [TS]

01:05:33   reasons why your life is so complex [TS]

01:05:34   minutes it's not just about wet leaves [TS]

01:05:37   you know it's just it's not just about [TS]

01:05:39   applique t-shirts [TS]

01:05:40   it's about you have two very you have [TS]

01:05:41   very into at least two warring [TS]

01:05:43   influences in your life there's the [TS]

01:05:45   there's the one hand that says that you [TS]

01:05:46   should be a crazy guy in a shack out in [TS]

01:05:48   in in the middle of winter and no one [TS]

01:05:50   knows where you are possibly dropping [TS]

01:05:51   ladies out of a plane and and there's [TS]

01:05:53   another warning part of you that says [TS]

01:05:54   you should be crazy gonna burrow [TS]

01:05:55   dragging your daughter all the fuck over [TS]

01:05:57   South America right and that's and I [TS]

01:05:59   have to think that in your mind one [TS]

01:06:00   reason if I may say even if it dried out [TS]

01:06:02   today one reason you may not be out [TS]

01:06:04   there on your knees literally fucking [TS]

01:06:05   picking up wet leaves is that these are [TS]

01:06:07   warring things and I think that puts you [TS]

01:06:08   in a bathtub [TS]

01:06:09   I think that puts you in the bathtub is [TS]

01:06:11   how do i have the shack and the borough [TS]

01:06:13   you're not wrong [TS]

01:06:14   you're not wrong it's complicated i saw [TS]

01:06:15   a picture on on facebook the other day a [TS]

01:06:17   friend of mine taking a picture of his [TS]

01:06:19   kids and laughing guy and prominently [TS]

01:06:25   featured in the background of this of [TS]

01:06:28   this picture of his [TS]

01:06:30   daughters there's a like a like a giant [TS]

01:06:33   husqvarna chainsaw that's just kind of [TS]

01:06:36   that he just set down on the back of the [TS]

01:06:38   couch you know like he sees like hey [TS]

01:06:42   girls get on the couch I want to take a [TS]

01:06:43   picture of you and put on this new [TS]

01:06:45   facebook thing that I discovered oh [TS]

01:06:47   we're gonna put this chainsaw [TS]

01:06:48   oh I'll just set it here on the back of [TS]

01:06:50   the couch so the little girls sitting on [TS]

01:06:52   the couch and there's just there's a [TS]

01:06:53   chainsaw that's bigger than either one [TS]

01:06:54   of them on the back of the couch and I [TS]

01:06:56   look at this picture with a certain [TS]

01:06:58   amount of of envy like god damn it if I [TS]

01:07:04   had a chance on the house people would [TS]

01:07:05   call me crazy [TS]

01:07:07   yeah and I mean especially if you're [TS]

01:07:10   using it using it in now like a little [TS]

01:07:11   miss on scene [TS]

01:07:13   I mean do you think he had that in mind [TS]

01:07:14   the DCO no no he's just okay with he's [TS]

01:07:17   so chainsaws a gas-operated series of [TS]

01:07:20   spinning blades and you just have that [TS]

01:07:21   in your living room on the couch [TS]

01:07:23   well it's that he came in he came in and [TS]

01:07:25   the house isn't the house isn't that big [TS]

01:07:28   like everything is have a halt here here [TS]

01:07:31   at my my palatial compound I have a [TS]

01:07:34   whole chain saw building i have a [TS]

01:07:36   building where my chain saws are he had [TS]

01:07:39   he's living in a cabin or no Hall you [TS]

01:07:41   walk in and the chainsaw goes it's [TS]

01:07:44   getting probably hanging on a nail and [TS]

01:07:47   behind it all [TS]

01:07:49   an old suspicious-looking rusty hook and [TS]

01:07:51   he didn't he didn't put it up on the [TS]

01:07:53   nail you didn't get to that because he [TS]

01:07:55   was like trying to corral the girls or [TS]

01:07:56   whatever new so he set it on the back of [TS]

01:07:58   the couch and it just seems like thats [TS]

01:08:01   you know if there was a way to combine [TS]

01:08:05   that with the with the borough life the [TS]

01:08:09   life that the Jeep unto burrow under [TS]

01:08:13   think that incompatible from a [TS]

01:08:15   philosophical standpoint but here's the [TS]

01:08:17   problem i don't think they are either [TS]

01:08:18   but in the middle of that is me living [TS]

01:08:21   in a house in seattle and playing the [TS]

01:08:24   guitar like that has to be in there too [TS]

01:08:27   and it's just too much to think about [TS]

01:08:28   and I need to take one of those little [TS]

01:08:30   ones like that from time down can you [TS]

01:08:33   get her maybe look at like a uke or [TS]

01:08:35   something and get some portable portable [TS]

01:08:37   guitars talk about a little guitar [TS]

01:08:39   yeah but how my god see now you're into [TS]

01:08:41   this whole thing I like people that [TS]

01:08:43   carrier [TS]

01:08:43   a little guitar like a little guitar guy [TS]

01:08:45   well and then just guy with guitar like [TS]

01:08:48   I i know that positions are like I'm the [TS]

01:08:50   guy with the guitar way I'm like that's [TS]

01:08:52   not I'm not the guy with the guitar when [TS]

01:08:55   it when i put a guitar on it is it is [TS]

01:08:58   like putting on johnston armor go for [TS]

01:09:01   looks like it's like it's like the [TS]

01:09:02   sheriff taking out his sidearm he don't [TS]

01:09:05   you don't you don't you don't take that [TS]

01:09:06   the wave it around you take it around to [TS]

01:09:07   give somebody one between the eyes and [TS]

01:09:08   that's what you do you're making like [TS]

01:09:10   I'm i got the gun here i am now pow [TS]

01:09:13   right now getting the local looking for [TS]

01:09:15   eyes you leave the you leave the gun in [TS]

01:09:17   the holster until it's absolutely needed [TS]

01:09:18   and that's that's what how I am with [TS]

01:09:20   with the with the guitar and so no I'm [TS]

01:09:24   not when I picture myself solving crimes [TS]

01:09:26   in South America with with my daughter [TS]

01:09:30   and my era sergeant I Marisa who one [TS]

01:09:33   thing i do not pictured myself doing is [TS]

01:09:35   pulling out my guitar around the [TS]

01:09:37   campfire and serenading the the Gauchos [TS]

01:09:41   with my with like a version of blue [TS]

01:09:43   diamonds like that's notthat doesn't [TS]

01:09:45   occur to me at all [TS]

01:09:46   yeah they should be working anyway [TS]

01:09:47   exactly i'm not there to entertain them [TS]

01:09:49   they're the fucking Gauchos get out and [TS]

01:09:51   heard some cattle I'm i got other things [TS]

01:09:53   to do i'm solving crimes I don't know [TS]

01:09:55   there's an answer or not answered any of [TS]

01:09:56   this John I mean you're going to take [TS]

01:09:58   the directions you take that assume [TS]

01:09:59   you'll take a bath but i but i'm super [TS]

01:10:01   interested in what the the ladies of [TS]

01:10:03   version when they come to your home [TS]

01:10:05   wherever you end up living whether [TS]

01:10:06   that's so it in a that should change the [TS]

01:10:09   bush area more or with an heiress & [TS]

01:10:11   Burroughs I'll be very interested to see [TS]

01:10:13   what the interiors of your newly [TS]

01:10:15   professionally remodeled home look like [TS]

01:10:16   well I'll tell you what it you know when [TS]

01:10:20   i'm looking for that book on miles van [TS]

01:10:22   der Rohe thinking etiquette knees his [TS]

01:10:26   name is mise I think so isn't as easy it [TS]

01:10:29   smiles you see me Davis I don't know me [TS]

01:10:33   what kind of name is mise I think I [TS]

01:10:35   think he's a hollandaise [TS]

01:10:36   Oh am I getting the van der Rohe part [TS]

01:10:38   right thing is it doesn't matter Jon it [TS]

01:10:40   doesn't matter all you got to have is a [TS]

01:10:41   bunch of those books nobody's even this [TS]

01:10:43   does those books can be made out of [TS]

01:10:44   styrofoam nobody cares rates should [TS]

01:10:47   check that [TS]

01:10:49   yeah would you look that up means yeah [TS]

01:10:53   well no I mean that there's no book in [TS]

01:10:55   my house that that I mean they're both [TS]

01:10:56   in my house that I haven't been read but [TS]

01:10:58   there are no books that are just here [TS]

01:11:00   for display purposes [TS]

01:11:02   yeah they're all they're all on the list [TS]

01:11:03   of books to be read some of these books [TS]

01:11:06   this is this depressing thing some books [TS]

01:11:08   in my house i will never read you really [TS]

01:11:11   believe that it seems to seems to me [TS]

01:11:12   like you you have you have a such a such [TS]

01:11:15   a breadth of aspirations obviously [TS]

01:11:16   starting with helping people but I mean [TS]

01:11:18   if you're if you're going to make a cut [TS]

01:11:20   into any of these projects maybe [TS]

01:11:22   starting with the leaves [TS]

01:11:23   I mean aren't you could have to at some [TS]

01:11:24   point say it's just gonna be okay for me [TS]

01:11:25   to not to not have this short man suit [TS]

01:11:28   short arm and suit or maybe not read [TS]

01:11:30   this particular you know multi-part [TS]

01:11:33   series on the fall of the Roman Empire [TS]

01:11:34   I'm don't you let some things go [TS]

01:11:36   sometimes have to go over some girl in [TS]

01:11:38   Belgium one time you mean here we go [TS]

01:11:41   like five different books by alain de [TS]

01:11:43   boat and photo call brother and have [TS]

01:11:48   gotten right back on the fucking plane [TS]

01:11:49   for every part of that and she was like [TS]

01:11:51   are you love this guy is so brilliant [TS]

01:11:54   and you're smart and I think it's [TS]

01:11:57   beautiful how you will take all this [TS]

01:11:59   book sir I learned about time was a bit [TS]

01:12:03   as good and i took the books and I took [TS]

01:12:07   the books and I think I even may have [TS]

01:12:08   promised to give them back to her when i [TS]

01:12:10   was done and I read a couple of them i [TS]

01:12:14   don't know they're on your shelf right [TS]

01:12:15   now i'm looking at i'm looking at them [TS]

01:12:17   on myself and i'm like there are at [TS]

01:12:19   least two or three of these books that [TS]

01:12:22   I'm just never gonna read I'm not gonna [TS]

01:12:24   they're never gonna come a time when i'm [TS]

01:12:26   gonna say i haven't read enough [TS]

01:12:28   Elaine the boat on books wasn't gonna [TS]

01:12:30   get these three young gal oh boy I can't [TS]

01:12:32   wait to keep going you know I think I [TS]

01:12:35   got the gist I got the gist and it was [TS]

01:12:37   not a negative experience that you say [TS]

01:12:39   well I mean you know you know you could [TS]

01:12:42   open up just gonna crack the cover a [TS]

01:12:43   little bit i think that by a little bit [TS]

01:12:45   of you know the thing is now some a [TS]

01:12:47   couple of people that I that I follow on [TS]

01:12:49   Twitter who are friends from the from [TS]

01:12:51   the old days they apparently follow his [TS]

01:12:54   twitter account and periodically retweet [TS]

01:12:57   some little like aphorism of of healthy [TS]

01:13:03   mental thinking or something I don't [TS]

01:13:05   know what some spot philosophy they [TS]

01:13:08   retweet it and everything you've got [TS]

01:13:10   digested a lot of this material and then [TS]

01:13:13   that returned it they call it a Belgian [TS]

01:13:14   promise I I feel like but a Belgian [TS]

01:13:17   promises like a Belgian mullet Belgian [TS]

01:13:19   promise is when you take books that you [TS]

01:13:21   never wanted to read in the first place [TS]

01:13:22   take them back to their home and then [TS]

01:13:23   neither read nor return them take them [TS]

01:13:25   back to your home country flip through [TS]

01:13:27   them read a couple of them on the plane [TS]

01:13:30   and then make fun of the person you know [TS]

01:13:33   she's fine or whatever she says she [TS]

01:13:35   started working for the she started [TS]

01:13:37   working for the international court and [TS]

01:13:40   now she I think she lives in Nigeria as [TS]

01:13:43   a Belgian diplomat and then of a [TS]

01:13:46   problematic relationship the Felton's [TS]

01:13:48   with Africa I'm starting to really [TS]

01:13:51   wonder how much is this is just [TS]

01:13:52   completely fucking made up [TS]

01:13:54   I don't know yeah there's John you have [TS]

01:13:57   brought in more Belgians and nigerians [TS]

01:14:00   that are and Argentineans and Alaskans [TS]

01:14:03   than any 500 people I've ever met [TS]

01:14:05   there's no way you know anything about [TS]

01:14:07   to nigerians that's not a bad thing you [TS]

01:14:10   don't think check the weather is going [TS]

01:14:12   to dry up today you might be able to get [TS]

01:14:14   there get your league and so it's [TS]

01:14:15   raining [TS]

01:14:16   I'm when the rest of this day is going [TS]

01:14:18   to be spending the bathroom if I have [TS]

01:14:19   anything to say about it is all too [TS]

01:14:21   traumatic just thinking about all this [TS]

01:14:23   stuff [TS]

01:14:23   yeah but i dunno a couple of people that [TS]

01:14:27   work at work for the international [TS]

01:14:29   border [TS]

01:14:32   I know a couple of people who do one guy [TS]

01:14:35   from hungry [TS]

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