Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you hi Merlin [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► Merlin Mann six minutes six minutes six [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► minutes John rock here [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► nothing i guess i missed your voice I'll [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► god i miss yours too I kind of make a [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► note here I get more homework I don't [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► prepare for msu to get out that you [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► don't prepare hm i just opened a whole [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► new thing index cards never written [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► anything down for today somebody ask me [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► does he'll use the index cards back said [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► does you really use index cards really [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► does this Stephen Hawking really need to [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► talk like that is that just to get laid [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► oh that that wall in your office which [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► is just 10,000 index cards all taped to [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► the wall with posted notes and other [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► gear on a whiteboard and it's a string [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► with different colored string [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► represented really old ships [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► yeah hence the tensile very distracting [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► that's the other thing is you see it on [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► the seat blowing through a park and you [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► can't you have to chase it you have to [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► have it here see that American Beauty [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► movie remember that i did see it i [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► resisted seeing it and then and then had [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► to cave because it was all anybody was [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► talking about at the time and having [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► seen it I realized I was right [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► apparently I saw it on the ice on a date [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► and I I remember thinking oh this is [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► really really good and then the more I [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► thought about it the less i thought was [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► really great then i saw it again and [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► it's as well as movies like movies I [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► watched in college like I don't incur [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► the wrath here but like like some burn [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► films where it seemed very important or [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► Kenneth Anger like things i watch the [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► time who this is very important not to [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► buy my own that was a little silly [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► yeah it felt like a donnie darko to me [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► oh you're not a dark oh no I but Donnie [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► Darko I liked but Donnie Darko didn't [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► well Donnie Darko didn't have to [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► spacey in it i find it very hard to to [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► put Kevin Spacey and a very important [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► film in the same on the same [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► three-by-five notecard Oh rewind year [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► and you're not press facie it's not that [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► I'm not pro spacey it's just that Kevin [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► Spacey as a movie star not an artiste 01 [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► write that down [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► it's good to come back to that got an [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► auteur ok that's an extra extra at the [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► end artiste is alright yeah next to you [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► at the end of parties and actually while [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► you're at it put an extra at the end of [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► our tour to her astray isn't that that [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► techno band that plays powerbooks that's [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► not to actually share or share Auto [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► share what they called a touré is a guy [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► actually who lives up here is a sous [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► chef at a restaurant I go to a lot i [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► think that you think that movie a4a [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► wrath of God which we never did round [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► back to actually make another pot and [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► make another note about that you're [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► playing cards one that's of God fresh [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► pack of 100 know what was the other [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► thing then there's another term like [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► that confuses me I have to remember it [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► on our tour operator I see what you're [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► saying [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► soccer yeah soccer yeah oh yeah oh that [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► you know I'm saying that and Huck it's [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► not not a adult a trucker teacher [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► ultra-reliable following went there a [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► lot of bands coming out like Iceland and [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► Finland with funny names orders a busy [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► it is this is a band [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► yeah well you know Ben's from Iceland [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► and Finland always have funny names it [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► was just that the rest of us weren't [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► aware of them did they know they were [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► silly [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► well have you met many people from [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► Iceland I i'm starting to think it's a [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► trying to get might be some kind of a [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► when I caught a collective hysterical [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► like what's called let's go like when [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► everybody thinks they have pox or [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► believes in orgasms for women like with [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► everything where it turns out that it's [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► it's something that we mostly it wasn't [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► real [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► right so it's the collective unconscious [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► all all all freaking us out yes I don't [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► kinda like that that whole tulip thing [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► but Iceland does exist and the people [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► there do believe in ohms [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► and they they do you think they'd let [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► you know more even more than believing [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► in ohms people in Iceland believe in [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► cute and when you meet them in real life [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► they have that kind of they have that [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► Scandinavian like standoffishness that [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► makes you think like oh these people are [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► super deep right but then when they [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► start talking about gnomes and you [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► realize oh no they're just scandinavian [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► Pope's so it [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► hmm it yeah I might need to get some [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► more color thread i got a lot [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► ok so and it was was who is it Eric the [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► Red somebody went up there and said I'm [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► gonna fuck with everybody because i'm [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► going to call the one that's nice i see [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► and I'm gonna call the one that's I see [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► green and did that work did that really [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► work [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► absolutely did people i think you know [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► even when I was a kid into the Greenland [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► sounded nice and Iceland sounded [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► terrible get precisely precisely exactly [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► the same thing would be kind of like me [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► and like when the when the Dutch Holland [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► people the ones that it's that speaker [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► the holidays the holidays it's like when [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► they named it done nice York things do [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► nice nice answer damn yeah New Amsterdam [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► is slightly change it i can't say that [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► again i slam you get green land and out [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► what is back now we can google it and [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► say alright [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► iceland screen and Greenland's ice but [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► back in the old days you know you know [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► you're standing at the at the port in [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► manchester and you had to go on one boat [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► all right at the only wikipedia was at [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► the Library of Alexandria which I think [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► burned down sometimes without twenties [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► thirties actually it was burned and then [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► there was an earthquake and uh and then [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► it sank into the ocean now is that [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► different from the Hanging Gardens of [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► Babylon had a cure song [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► well both of those things well the [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► Hanging Gardens of Babylon are actually [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► one of the seven ancient wonders of the [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► world now just are you positive that [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► they exist is as if you check this did [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► you fact check the the hanging i'm [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► pretty sure i'm going to go on record [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► and say that the Hanging Gardens of [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► Babylon were real [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► ok the library at Alexandria also pretty [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► sure that it was real [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► is that why they invented calculus I'm i [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► think the Arabs invented calculus [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► and the girls to say that and when ya [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► think you're supposed to say that when [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► the library was at Alexandria [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► little-known fact tune it was those were [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► those were Greek sexually [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► oh we know what they're dealing with now [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► yeah the Greeks they didn't invent [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► calculus they can't even balance the [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► checkbook they think they think you [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► covered in making this is an acceptable [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► appetizer [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► yeah the Greeks what you call that a [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► dessert that's just some tissue paper [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► and brown sugar right reserved ignores [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► the whole concept of low locos now is it [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► like hanging plants and the gardener's [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► the entire garden literally hanging like [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► from ropes or colored yarn how does how [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► does the garden hang the Hanging Gardens [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► of Babylon I think we're that the entire [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► city was everybody had like window boxes [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► with with flowers in them [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► oh that sounds lovely that sounds like [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► that sounds like that the country of [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► dutch where they also had the tulip [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► hysteria [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► this is all very related if you have the [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► right kind of colored yarn the tulip [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► hysteria [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► oh sure there's that was like the there [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► was the example everybody used during [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► the.com days right because suddenly [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► everybody decided I I there's no way i [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► can look this up anywhere but i'm pretty [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► sure that they suddenly it costs a lot [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► of money to get tulip bulbs right in [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► recent times are back in the old days I [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► don't remember it was either a couple [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► decades ago or the 1400 thought it was a [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► long time ago and and suddenly and then [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► that cause hysteria in the same way that [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► you know people wanted sites with fake [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► money in the lake late nineties for [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► joining show that well that's even [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► better when we get that market panic [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► yeah yeah okay sure and then everybody [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► you know buys low sell high [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► that's sure sure you had to have tulips [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► I remember this now network Buffett must [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► spend years telling people it's not [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► pronounced Buffay that was just driving [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► him nuts at a certain point I would show [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► it to change that at some point I was in [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► a rich man for a long time and I think [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► from that point on no one ever made that [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► mistake again [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► that's right i mean you learn once and [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► cut once in popular twice he says he [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► says that the key is the bio and other [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► people are selling and someone other [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► people are buying and I think that's the [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► kind of statement that makes so much [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► sense a lot of people don't understand [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► it either is a tricky think there's a [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► trick [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► it really does it also have that helps [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► to have 1 billion dollars to buy when [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► people are selling and $1,000,000,000 1 [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► billion shares of stock to sell when [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► people are buying seeing an extra clip [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► in the belt [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► yeah i'm saying if you have one thousand [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► dollars to invest to whom buying when [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► people are selling and selling people [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► when people are buying is not isn't [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► gonna make you rich [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► I get it you know everything jack every [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► blackjack strategy works as long as you [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► have a literal unlimited amount of money [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► yeah right i mean see it so you so you [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► make a 20-percent on your investment [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► congratulations now you have twelve [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► hundred dollars get back to work [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► wait for the next market swaying and [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► invest again [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► wow what a percent ok I want to come [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► back now alexandra also they had a bunch [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► of books that got lost there [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► well yeah the library burned and then [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► sank into the ocean so is the earthquake [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► a lot of stuff got lost yeah that's kind [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► of a perfect storm for librarians and [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► it's not just about you know talking [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► talking loud and smudging the covers [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► you're saying literally it did it [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► explode first and then it sounds like [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► they had a pretty rough time as good it [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► was burned it was burned in the course [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► of the city of Alexandria being sacked [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► and war which is a bad thing to burn the [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► library but it's what they did the [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► old-timey people because they didn't [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► appreciate that the collected wisdom of [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► the Greeks and Latins was contained [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► there and i want to open an old wound [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► John but is there a chance is there any [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► to using this is literally in Greece and [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► it is named after the guy who cut the [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► knot it's Alexandria it's increase right [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► no Alexandria in Egypt but it was [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► controlled but Greeks at the time this [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► is very similar to the Iceland and [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► Greenland problem i think if you start [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► naming things the wrong thing and then [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► putting them in different countries [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► potentially other comments i think it's [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► extremely confusing [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► great well it's named after Alexander [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► who at the you know sort of made a name [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► for himself right by talking places and [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► naming those places after himself and [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► cutting a night that is that is the [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► definition of making a name for yourself [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► he and he literally formed it out of [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► letters that he found some places he had [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► pillaged he started with the a maybe [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► start with the ex Alex now [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► okay so you got market panic [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► hanging gardens I want to get back to [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► the cure but uh I got a lot to talk [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► about here now here's my question for [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► the Iceland green now what was the band [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► that that didn't have a real language [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► there's a band that everybody with web [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► blogs talked about a few years ago when [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► they had a name like new or bunk or [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► something there was a band think my head [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► diuresis then I'm pronouncing that right [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► bonk bonk yeah functions but they're [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► called and they had all their songs are [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► like our very own bar deauxma and it [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► wasn't even like a language you know [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► what I'm talking about right everyone [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► can tell if it's a real language or not [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► can you tell the difference between that [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► an Icelandic I cannot and see I think [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► that's important i think i need to look [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► into this Iceland and Greenland now [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► which one the sugar cubes were there [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► from there from Iceland right from [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► Iceland and they're the ones who believe [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► in ohms absolutely in fact they have one [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► as a singer in the band and the memory [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► serves I nor does not like lobster huh [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► yeah i was talking to behind our it was [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► like the flavor flav the sugarcubes I [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► would you know I i had only a passing [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► pretend gentle glimpse of the sugar [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► cubes as they went by popular culture [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► because I was focused at that point in [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► preserving grunge at the grunge museum [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► here in Seattle we did you start there's [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► a guard you going to do sent like he's [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► got something I was that I was the cook [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► I was the cook at the grounds museum and [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► shoots crunch cut and then I worked my [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► way up to work my way up to assistant [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► manager [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► what's that what's that what's a bill of [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► fare look like a museum scrambled eggs [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► mhm a black jacket black tar heroin [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► uh-huh well the thing is when you're [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► nodding off there's nothing that smells [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► better to you than a cold plate of [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► greasy eggs [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► ah yeah or maybe a hagstrom did they [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► play extremely at all during the crunch [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► period that's funny that you should say [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► that uh hagstrom of course being a [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► Swedish les paul would he agree with [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► who has come out les paul the titular [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► Les Paul oh no can't get a strong [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► goldtop my pressure as they fell apart [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► pretty easily but that's good thing no [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► extra made great but that's the thing in [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► musical instruments right the everybody [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► always tries to compare the musical [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► instrument that the shoddy musical [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► instruments [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► they're manufacturing to the good [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► musical instrument that doesn't exist [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► anymore so so cali like democratic [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► politics [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► I thought you didn't want to talk about [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► politics like I discuss the tea party [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► I don't know much about angstroms I [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► always thought I systems are great [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► guitars but it's like remember when Kim [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► fail came out and he was playing a guild [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► SG rather than gibson SG and in [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► Soundgarden and at the time speaking as [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► a guitar person it seems like a radical [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► and uncomfortable choice like why is he [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► playing that I don't guess i would get [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► endorsement [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► I mean I said no they don't no no it was [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► something he found in a junk shop they [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► didn't help your pc and be endorsed at [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► the time you certainly could not have [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► been endorsed you if you were a great [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► musician and you had a a musical [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► instrument endorsement [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► I don't think that would have flopped [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► flown very well until Kurt Cobain did [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► his stupid jag staying thing but Hanks [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► rooms were great guitars the problem i [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► knew a guy that had a hagstrom I had [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► friends in its all the bandwidth only [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► play X terms i think i think the fucking [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► chance play extras from florida though [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► yeah fucking chance from san francisco i [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► think they play another max rooms using [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► that but see something has changed in [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► the last 15 years now you get now that [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► could be a thing now you could have [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► right you know like back then that you [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► could that could be a thing [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► thank you get paid to do like how i got [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► a really heavy and pointless PT base [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► that you played ironically game ironic [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► base you can have an ironic base but we [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► were still experimenting with the [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► technology of having female bass players [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► in 1992 right you're not gonna be you're [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► gonna be working with like super high [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► chemical reaction a matter like female [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► bass players and then also try and throw [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► in some like oh and all we plays [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► hagstrom like come on you got you change [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► one factor at a time that's address [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► that's in the science go slow [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► you can only fit so many molecules in [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► the building and at time I think also [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► within a few years all the bass player [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► and kim that's interesting that let you [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► pick that out i'm i'm i'm kind of a I've [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► been talking to some people about the [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► next iteration of the long winters and I [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► was thinking all Kim's Wow [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► boys and girls that's the thing also get [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► her in Smith's cover band if your last [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► name is Kim you're in like you could be [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► like paul kim like you can t he could be [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► anywhere in your name if your name was [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► like the skin bursts EDD you get these [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► actually be in the event you could be [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► kim cameras teen but but uh uh yeah you [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► have to vacuum your name is somehow [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► dimeola shows up and you say you know [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► what for a variety of reasons you're not [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► going to be in the band the one going to [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► give you is you're not named Kim you [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► don't have kids and also you literally [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► have missile and that we could I mean [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► I'm willing but there are people that [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► want to want to play music badly enough [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► that they would be willing to change [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► their name legally complete tattoos and [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► they'll do anything these people are [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► desperate John yeah we were on a train [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► the other day talking about tattoos and [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► this this woman the 75 year old woman [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► comes up the aisle and she says I hear [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► you're talking about tattoos and you did [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► you know that i had a tattoo but he said [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► of course I do ma'am [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► then we all have a book here a book here [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► of all the elderly people adapted and [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► she's a little old lady with like a [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► little gray-haired she's got that that [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► wedge haircut that little old ladies [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► have to wait a minute doing how this and [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► how old is she [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► well she's you know a seventies now or [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► late 60s early 70s it's not like that [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► kind of tattoo no no one and I looked at [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► her too and I was like you don't have [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► that kind of tattoo right and she said [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► no in 1954 1952 or something like that i [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► was living in northern utah and we were [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► all Shepherd down to the health center [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► and each given a tattoo of our blood [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► type underarm what and and she said [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► because we were because they told us [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► that it was in case the North Koreans it [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► bombed America and I and I said how old [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► were you at the time she said for ah I [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► said they gave a four-year-old girl [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► tattoo she said they gave everyone in [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► the town attention [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► and I said because the North Koreans [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► were going to bomb so so so hard reset [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► had something so many confusing things [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► about that anecdote it's bonkers but so [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► as as John is looking it up on his phone [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► I'm thinking wait a minute northern Utah [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► yes even realize they're even in [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► northern part of each other is I've been [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► there but but but I realized oh right [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► that's where the that's where the [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► missile silos were it's one of the [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► missiles were so I was like they weren't [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► they were bullshitting if they said [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► anything about the Koreans but they were [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► definitely preparing for a nuclear [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► apocalypse i I've heard of people who [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► write the phone number on their arms [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► sharpie before they drink and I think [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► that that's smart or you know is so you [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► think that's smart up another suggestion [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► yeah don't drink so much that you forget [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► your phone number that's mark here here [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► we go anyway so Hodgman pulls this up on [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► his phone [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► yes in fact it was a pilot program in [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► like rural indiana northern Utah and one [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► other bumfuck Egypt kind of place and [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► they tattooed everybody in the town [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► including little children with their [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► blood type under their arms in case in [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► case after the big apocalypse you know [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► people were coming into triage with [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► their faces melted off couldn't speak [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► but you can still figure out their blood [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► type it that's your original North [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► created did North Korea have kind of be [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► one type things for candidate they have [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► could they get to us [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► north korea couldn't have thrown a [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► basket of fruit a hundred and fifty [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► yards in 1951 now without permission but [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► the but they were being you know they [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► were being being funded by the Chinese [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► and the it was a prayer was a the first [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► proxy war was the first the first war [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► between the Soviets and the Americans [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► fought before it became fashionable for [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► that became a real thing later write [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► this strikes me as on any number of [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► levels a very duck-and-cover style [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► solution because it seems to me that [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► whether you're for or or agent if you're [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► very near a place that's going to be [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► bombed [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► I that they're not going to be able to [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► find that tattoo sure you would think it [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► to kiss your ass good-bye sit scenario [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► except that i just read a thing the [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► other day that after they exploded the [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► the a bomb on the Bikini Atoll who went [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► obviously back to check it out see the [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► scorched earth situation and numerous [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► rats had survived purely because they [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► gotten like transfusions now i think [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► that i think i think they survived [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► because they are indomitable spirit the [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► hearty they are they cannot that they're [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► there they're planning the big takeover [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► but anyway if you can see if you can be [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► on a tiny I mean it's one thing to be a [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► hero shima and survived because they are [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► presumably like buildings and places to [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► hide but if you're just a rat on a [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► desert island and we blow up a on a bomb [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► and you can you walk out of there huh [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► pretty impressive huh so anyway whether [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► in Utah [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► yeah well know these I gotta learn more [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► about that I don't have Hodgins phone [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► with me this is telling that mustache [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► boy does he like we come back to that I [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► hate to keep bringing this up and we're [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► on a card memory now I mean I know [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► you're pretty good pals with him and [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► it's probably not the kind of thing you [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► bring up but I want to come back to that [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► now here's the other thing now if I live [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► near a lot of like tall icicles [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► stalactites or an unregulated abattoir I [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► think having a blood-related tattoo is [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► is silly but understandable right in [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► saying that if you lived there and [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► unregulated abattoir you might [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► accidentally find your way like into the [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► spilling knives really the same it's the [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► same problem is generic drugs they don't [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► it's not well policed like your or herbs [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► you go on by suggesting you don't know [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► what's in there right that gonna be like [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► that could be cat was in shredded [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► newspaper you're encouraging me to go [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► out and buy some ginseng how many [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► abattoirs have you personally been two [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► ND know whether they are well regulated [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► I've been to a couple but they were in [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► Morocco and I can attest that they were [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► not you're trying to tell as I sit here [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► today you're telling me that you have [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► been [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► in a Moroccan abattoir yes from what [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► kind of what kind of thing that killed [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► in rockingham to our goats goats [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► okay they got a whole system for that is [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► rotating knives in the whole nine [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► no in the Moroccan abattoir they slipped [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► the goats knives with for this little [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► girl's throat first takeaway let's just [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► say step 0 takeaway knives from all the [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► girls a goat's knives and slippery and [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► and the one in your sock it slip he [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► slipped the knives in front of the goats [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► to say see what we can do to your knives [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► and who you thought you thought you were [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► protected by tonight how would have a [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► knife avatar [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► I don't really fully understand these [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► things I mean but again I blood type [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► I mean if all the things that you could [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► choose to put on there I'm taking your [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► build models like Rafael like models [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► when your kid I built so many ravel [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► models i could I still have I still have [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► periodically I'll just get a flash and [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► sometimes I think I'm having a stroke [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► but i'll get a flash of the smell of the [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► ravel modeling glue it will just come [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► it just comes out of some recesses of my [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► mind some it's my brain is offloading [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► some old memory in order to retain the [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► new memory of you know what the chord [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► sequences test tonight you belong to me [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► that's the strongest they say that's the [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► strongest sense of smell ya especially [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► especially of glue I'll get this [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► modeling glue smell you know and that [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► you remember for a while there they they [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► they all the modeling glue smelled like [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► lemons because they don't know what they [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► were trying to dissuade kids from [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► sniffing glue i don't know why that why [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► they would make it smell like lemons [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► right anybody who who who amongst you [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► that's looking for a buzz would want the [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► refreshing smell of citrus no no that's [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► a pollen but not compared to the [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► delicious smell of modeling love that [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► same night in a plastic bag and huffed [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► to ever have thought modeling glue i [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► didn't but when i when i was when i was [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► in Romania last glue huffing and [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► adhesive huffing was a epidemic and out [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► in front of the train station there were [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► all these little kids like really young [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► kids merchants you know just kind of [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► sleeping in like [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► will hollowed-out depressions in the [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► dirt and passing around these bags of 3m [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► adhesive spray adhesive and they have [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► the zombie looks is this in Romania [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► that's right what do you do when he gets [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► difficult he sits in Romania is that [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► well I mean Romanians need to it he's [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► things just like anybody else does [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► isn't it better sure I its transitive [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► intransitive I think it's one of those [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► things like you start noticing like [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► there's just not as much you know once [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► you know in the in the in the cool with [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► cans it just seems like that would be [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► not somebody would notice that there's a [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► lot you know what is interaction find [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► money for something like that you're [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► telling it's an inexpensive hi it's like [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► the air conditioning the freon thing [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► yeah i mean it virgins first of all [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► virgins are not picky about their high [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► well versions are not above stealing 41 [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► and stretching the name [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► yeah that's well yeah o.o i spent into [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► Kenzie incense and Fagan sense that the [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► anti-semitic but I mean the whole nature [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► being an urchin is you're probably not [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► going to go out and get some extremely [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► high-grade drugs i mean you're gonna [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► have a car you know the car with the [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► windows rolled down and you and I'm [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► guessing you probably don't go into the [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► store and comparison shop like you don't [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► go out and say i don't know this [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► adhesive is I mean you just you buy the [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► cheapest thing with the money that you [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► stole from the lady and and i think you [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► get a lot of bang for your buck with a [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► can of spray adhesive at least the last [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► time i was there your typical romanian [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► shopkeeper was not going to keep [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► adhesives spread his legs behind the [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► counter to keep them out of the hands of [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► kids could cost your problem what is [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► your problem [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► well like low for example like today [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► like setting aside the fact that almost [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► everything in walgreens is now behind [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► the counter like if i'm going to buy [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► neutrogena shampoo is yet a little [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► yellow piece of cardboard that says for [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► your convenience please go somewhere [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► else to buy this razor blades good luck [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► the reason I don't shave I mean there's [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► several reasons I don't shave but i'm [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► really tired of going to the counter and [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► asking them for that and now you know it [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► so its first of all it's just a shame [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► that you can't buy ephedrine anymore [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► because that really helped me get a lot [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► done at one point in my life and now you [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► can get pseudoephedrine you have to go [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► to the pharmacy [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► just is probably incompetent let's be [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► honest and then ask them to make a case [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► for one sudafed and prove to them that [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► you're not making crystal meth [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► absolutely and in on earth is like this [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► up in the fruitcake place you lived here [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► you gotta show my driver's license and [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► they're checking now they don't want you [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► buying too much sudafed they don't want [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► you to be completely clear they don't [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► want you breathing clearly yeah well as [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► you know I am NOT above and in fact [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► often relish screaming a lecture at [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► people who are standing behind the [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► counter of somewhere and I have gone [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► because they can do often can't leave [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► that's right and they are they're often [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► standing there asking me for something [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► and I'm yelling back at them what they [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► need to know and I i2mo Emma not just a [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► fan of ephedrine but a I i believe it is [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► one of the things that God made to make [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► life owners more bear haha [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► John this is a whole motherfucking card [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► and I don't have anybody I can talk to [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► about this anymore i go into these [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► formulas in a secret shame and I'm [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► pawing through these these uh [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► antihistamines and i am looking at the [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► list of ingredients and I'm like not a [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► single one of these ingredients is an [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► actual antihistamine these are things [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► these are like fake antihistamines and I [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► my body is not fooled so I go up to the [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► counter and I say where is the [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► pseudoephedrine and they say oh you have [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► to fill out a card or whatever and ie i [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► rant and rave I yell at every pharmacist [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► that makes me go through this process [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► look at me look at me i want the one [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► thing that works [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► it was it's like it's like withholding [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► the polio vaccine you whore why are you [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► helping me [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► you know what it's like to have [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► allergies you have it later [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► you have it right back there you can [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► sell it give me the little red pill that [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► makes life bearable [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► so you're talking about you're talking [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► about the the true for my saying [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► prophylactic purpose you're saying 44 [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► clear nostrils are not saying for [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► twitching and writing [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► more you're talking about freshly [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► clearing out your not so I do not misuse [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► these drugs never misused it all know [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► I'm a drug addicts no no I mean before [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► before you got all that straight now [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► no no hey that compared to a cross stop [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► an epidural is not a very cross with me [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► like a white cross ya know what's in [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► that that's I thought wasn't that's [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► actual speed oh I I've had I've had that [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► for my from my condition [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► yeah i know for your condition and if [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► you take a lot of those now you're now [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► you're really driving a semi dressy idea [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► i think i could get right now you have [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► no idea haha i could take another one of [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► these and just be good and test [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► yeah I have to watch that with that at [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► all boy that adderall just I just think [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► unless you off [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► yeah i mean it i can't touch that stuff [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► with i can't i can't look at any kind of [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► medication and think maybe if i just [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► took to it would help me get this [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► writing assignment done because that's a [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► very slippery slope for somebody [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► yes yes absolutely so so but i but I do [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► take one of those pills during allergy [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► season I take one of them every day [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► whether i wake up with a stuffy nose or [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► not because it is an antihistamine it [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► suppresses the history moon right [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► response and then you don't you end up [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► not going through the agony [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► no that's why the color prophylactic is [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► it's not just about the you know [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► intercourse with the rubber prophylactic [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► as you know I think that's probably [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► because it's got a why in it but you [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► know you're taking it in order to avoid [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► something happening right now that's [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► that's perhaps the notion now i'm almost [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► at that point I've got that generic [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► claritin it a I i can't tell if it makes [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► a difference i can't tell if it's one of [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► those adaptogen des things like vitamin [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► C but it seems to help me [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► all i know is that sometimes I will find [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► myself standing in the kitchen and [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► sneezing like 44 just minutes and [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► minutes and minutes like 16-18 sneezes [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► in a row that's how that's how you get [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► your bacon so flavorful right i mean [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► i've always admired your bacon recipe i [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► just assumed it was that you sneezed on [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► a 16-time if I knew the answer I [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► wouldn't tell you [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► for reasons I'm sure you can understand [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► I don't understand I and then the lady [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► my coffee place brown coffee [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► that's as a replacement there yeah I [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► like to play someone I can every to them [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► this morning i love that place but but [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► Ariana there she just gave me some stuff [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► she got a whole foods she claims is a [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► chinese herb is there some kind of [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► Ukrainian like refugee or Russian broad [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► I meet you mean like a like a like a [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► fishnet stocking mate exhalation well or [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► just an immigrant woman from the east [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► I don't want to speak out of school that [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► I believe she is her parents are from [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► China and Afghanistan which is very [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► interesting [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► wow that's exotic right now see now my [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► shrink has got me worried about the [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► whole herb thing because 80 in the same [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► way that he's got me worried about the [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► whole generic drug thing he says the [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► whole generic drug thing he says it's [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► these are my words not his because he's [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► a professional complete horseshit there [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► in 20 [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► well the thing is it's the worst kind of [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► horse shit because you don't know if [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► it's your shit is a where is this your [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► shrink that saying this or there's this [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► the voice of your shrink that you're [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► picking up in your tin foil helmet [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► let me check my wall let's go back to [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► the wall to talk more about this index [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► cards [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► I got a lot of stuff here wouldn't help [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► right index cards on the index card but [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► I really need to get some straighten out [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► my life John that you just right index [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► cards on an index card like rusted out [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► the wall / art / adhesive okay um [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► national problem [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► ok sergeant saying you're well I see now [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► I've taken the ginseng and my shrink [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► just he says he says just don't even [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► touch that stuff because you don't know [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► how much of anything is in there is [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► totally unregulated he says this is the [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► problem with especially I must say [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► antidepressants [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► now now apparently you go and take one [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► of those name-brand depressants and it [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► may work or not work for a person but it [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► can work now a lot of the stuff you [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► don't know what's in there [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► supposedly it says the problem is this [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► is so boring there's no way to actually [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► check this stuff out now hits full of [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► rodin pairs and stuff I mean what I mean [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► what's in it it could be just it's just [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► like when you go to some yoga feeling [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► some yo says to you all [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► yoyo being people who disagree with me [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► about this is all no generics are [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► exactly the same as regular drugs each [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► one of these [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► has like for example point zero one [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► percent of this active ingredient so in [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► the the other 98 / 99.9 sentencing [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► exactly i don't okay now here's the [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► stabilizers and so in the absence of [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► ephedrine and the absence of so you're [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► what is it you're taking every day [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► well I pseudoephedrine i mean i would [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► take an afternoon like sudafed like [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► sudafed to actuation that's ok I i [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► started on the ephedrine in in college [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► because the place that I've got my mom [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► liquor obviously also have little [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► bottles of ephedrine Tom and you could [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► buy a bottle back in the seventies close [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► closest would be 1986-87 88 you could [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► buy a 50 of these little tiny white [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► unadulterated affections for two dollars [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► and ninety-nine cents 25 milligram [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► ephedrine you getting hit 50 this 4 [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► 2nite now you're asking how do I know [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► this because I've made a spreadsheet a [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► few years ago because i was getting [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► concerned about the historical cost of [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► dancing medicine i called dancing [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► medicine because you can take a lot in [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► dance or drive really far do you still [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► get do still import these things we [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► don't need to i have the atd medicine [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► now and I don't know self-medicate with [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► these that's nice [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► ok so i think that's a happy ending ok [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► so what I just found a place across the [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► street is a handjob place we should get [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► back to that really how it certainly [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► I've had I've had the feeling for a [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► while and i just got confirmation from [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► the Merchants Association guy [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► yes far where the firemen drink all the [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► races farm barn let's change now [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► oh now it's citation kids with funny [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► haircuts it's really costly it's really [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► costly shouldn't so i may I share this [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► google doc a few years ago that i'm [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► happy to share with people now here's [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► the problem you know they made it [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► illegal you couldn't buy the ephedrine [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► anymore i thought we were talking about [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► handjob still and i think those are [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► still legal I think they're you notice [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► things like weed where you know you [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► might as well regulated you know and you [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► know that attacks and stuff so so [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► everybody wins [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► i use their time in San Francisco taxes [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► handjobs idea what if they could i I [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► don't know how will they follow the [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► stuff I'm just saying that a lot of nail [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► places just saying because your places [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► like where my fingernails any place we [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► can go in there and they do things to [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► you like a spot type situation first of [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► all [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► be very careful as let diseases you can [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► catch a place like that these places are [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► costs because I can't breathe in a nail [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► salon [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► yeah it's a very inexpensive business to [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► start and that's why a lot of people who [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► came here after the Vietnam War open [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► there's nothing on NPR about this well I [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► think they also use that solution to [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► electroplate like truck bumpers and [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► stuff it's very what is that what does [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► that do to a bummer when you [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► electroplated but plates it haha put [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► chrome on the bumper with a casual and [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► all right so very it's a very toxic [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► process to chroma bumper is that right [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► I'm not that's not a euphemism [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► now what sounds like it now but that's [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► after it let's just say for the sake of [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► argument that some ladies suck the [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► chrome off a bumper and you literally go [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► somewhere in these electricity to [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► replate it [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► that's right that sounds like a raccoon [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► me John that sounds that sounds like a [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► lady is good fellatio and some people [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► from Southeast Asia could easily turn [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► them into hell of a racket [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► oh and then her brother is running the [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► electroplating sure what about what [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► about removing golf balls from garden [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► hoses constant cycle house golf bug in [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► the garden has asked yourself that guy [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► shack I was I was I was walking in the [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► neighborhood not runner-up not very long [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► ago uh my neighborhood I didn't normally [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► go to and I i saw donut shop for up the [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► street and across the way and was [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► walking to this donut shop the streets [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► were abandoned her deserted not [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► abandoned they were so using them but it [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► but they were deserted at the time I'm [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► walking across the street and here comes [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► a car the other direction and as I'm [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► halfway across the street [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► this car slows down and I see that it's [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► a guy I know and he sees me and we kind [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► of look at each other but it's but he [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► doesn't stop it just keeps driving and I [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► was like what was he doing up here this [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► is a weird neighborhood for for either [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► of us to be in my child to the store now [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► now them all [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► we also have I head over to the donut [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► shop I haven't done or whatever few days [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► pass i bump into this guy rock club and [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► I go hey how's it going he was like hey [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► I saw you up at the ceiling up there and [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► in you know weird neighborhood weirdo [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► neighborhood I was like yeah what were [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► you doing up there and he said well I [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► was trying to think of what you were [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► doing up there and then I realized [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► there's only one reason to be in that [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► neighborhood and that's the fifty-dollar [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► lunchtime hand job at the at the strip [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► club that's up around the corner from [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► $50 lunchtime handjob and I went I just [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► like stone face like and and he said oh [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► oh oh no did I say that I meant I meant [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► that donut event that you were just up [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► there to see a friend [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► anyway good to see you bye there should [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► be there should be like you talked about [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► with the handkerchief codes there should [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► be some way to make sure we're always [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► talking about the same thing that's the [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► thing and what was terrible about this [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► exchange was that he was so excited to [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► have found another another somebody he [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► could look for me it's like me with the [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► dancing medicine John I thought we were [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► simpatico and now it turns out on mom [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► you know I'm fucking elliott smith and [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► your mother Teresa or something else [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► well I'll tell ya I as you were talking [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► about the two dollar 50 cent bottle of [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► epidemic in 1986 299 i was able to [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► transport myself to my 1986 self [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► whoo-hoo and I was thinking wow that's a [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► good that sounds cool [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► that's good deal well you get really hot [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► I'm not gonna dwell on this because this [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► is this is not interesting and it [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► reveals way too much about me but I did [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► take the time according to google docs [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► 660 days ago to calculate I took all my [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► receipts for having bought these from [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► suit illegal places over the years [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► because I was appalled by how expensive [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► the ephedrine was getting and then I did [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► a cost calculation based on milligrams [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► turns out 1988 i was paying six cents [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► 6.6 sense for for an equivalent unit so [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► yeah yeah it goes up to a dollar 46 you [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► want 2080 believe that it's so much [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► harder to get high now white and can I [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► just say I I don't come from merchant [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► people but like I can understand the [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► huffing I can understand if you're going [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► out and you're having to go to one of [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► these legs on sparks supplement sites [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► and go drop third in one case where has [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► been your 5995 448 count and that's cut [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► with wife innocent which is that cough [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► medicine bullshit nobody needs one more [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► dollar bill you're part of the problem [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► John is they don't want you doing this [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► huffing and so then they add stuff [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► remember [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► over in the like in the in the science [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► you know when they add the garlic smell [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► so the Bunsen burners stink and tell us [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► they're leaking sink the assault the [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► sulfur smell is this offer [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► I don't think they had garlic that's [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► that sounds pretty nice but maybe it's [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► been a long time selection more [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► artisanal science progress snifter [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► Bunsen burner sniffing Bunsen burner [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► just talk about like I totally would've [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► been drinking sterno been drinking [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► hairspray [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► I mean you know there's always somebody [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► wants to that's why they put the nasty [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► chemical in the rubbing alcohol you [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► could get eaten should face on rubbing [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► alcohol if it didn't have that that [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► whatever the hell that stuff is they put [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► in it so you can't drink it right they [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► call that to caucus dropping well now [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► whatever they have to add something in [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► because a potentially a presidential [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► candidates wife is abusing it's not [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► funny [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► the anyway the point is that the price [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► went way up i'm glad i got the help and [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► I do that for the urchins I now they're [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► not going to be able to walk up to for a [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► variety of reasons the artists are not [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► going to walk up to a strip mall and be [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► able to just go buy some whippits you [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► know and again you go by the whippets [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► you're going to be burning through the [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► whip-it superfast and then you're going [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► to want more with its and honestly [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► speaking not i mean i can't speak for [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► merchants exactly but if you're living [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► in a hollowed-out depression in the [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► ground in front of a Romanian study the [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► whole you can afford a whole I don't [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► think that the 35 seconds of euphoria [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► that a whippet provides is quite enough [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► a consciousness alteration to really [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► like smooth over the bumps in your life [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► whereas if you're having you all day [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► you're killing brain cells by the [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► hundreds of thousands and I and I think [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► that that that's maybe much more [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► comforting to them if I understand you [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► correctly you're saying there's there's [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► something like a sliding scale where if [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► you're if you're living it literally in [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► a pro whole your your dreams you're [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► dreaming of adhesives and new and a [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► proper proper holes at some point you're [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► saying you want something really really [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► solid it's just going to let right we're [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► going to you can form you conform to the [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► whole uh huh and I got high that you can [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► count on ya goin with it is a high that [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► like if you're at apart if you're at a [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► party in a suburban house [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► and there's a girl at the party that you [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► have a crush on and she's talking to [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► your friend not even flirting with him [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► but just talking to him who and that is [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► causing you psychic pain just because [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► you're a teenage kid and you think that [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► just that the fact that she's talking to [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► me means that they're in love and that [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► she's never gonna she's never gonna see [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► you across the room she never going to [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► taking tips for the person to think this [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► isn't a flash it all happens at once I [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► mean you're carrying this baggage around [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► all the time and just activates it [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► activates with because it's not a [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► trigger word a trigger a trigger site [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► here's the group you see the girl [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► Freddie minutes and then your heads [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► going here we go again and she's doing [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► anything else if she is making top ramen [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► in the kitchen [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► you're convinced that she is in love [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► with that top ramen and not you a whip [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► it is the precise dose of drugs that you [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► need to make it through that experience [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► if you're living in a depression in the [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► ground [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► you need a stronger dosage of alteration [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► of altered states i'm learning like I I [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► know you're you're somebody who doesn't [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► do stuff with intoxicants anymore but a [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► can i just say i am learning a lot and [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► be it seems to me that you have the [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► basis for what could be something like a [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► very disturbing Almanac or possibly [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► unlicensed medical practice because it [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► strikes me that especially given the [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► fact that you do tend to know what's [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► right for people a lot of the time it [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► seems to me that you could if you chose [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► to you put in and the stranger you put [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► an end the seattle weekly maybe you can [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► leverage erect reverb thing for this [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► seems to me you could start finding [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► people who have fundamental personality [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► problems and potentially connect them up [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► with the kind of drug ish item and dose [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► that would either make it better or [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► worse depending on what they need [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► have you thought of this at all yeah [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► well I have long felt that that a [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► psychedelic mushrooms are an underused [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► mind altar in terms of solving people's [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► psychic trauma and a lot of people don't [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► they don't find mushrooms either because [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► they think mushrooms are some kind of [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► hippy drug or when you eat mushrooms [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► that makes you vomit [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► or they are put off by the [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► hallucinations and put off by the fact [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► that sometimes your friends will turn [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► into lizards grunting karkat's yeah [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► cartoon cats or big a bug-eyed will you [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► feel really see the reptilian behind the [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► behind the long pig mask but but [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► mushrooms in proper doses and used the [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► unders Creek you know just the tradition [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► can be a very they can be very good for [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► people i think I don't mean like take [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► mushrooms every day for a year I just [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► mean like it take mushrooms once and [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► then you think about it for a year and [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► then you take it again and then you're [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► probably that's probably enough you [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► should be done at that point but right [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► with the right with the right if I think [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► I think it would aid to the it's an aide [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► to to get going in conjunction with [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► counseling take some mushrooms can swing [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► by your argument by you [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► yeah because you potentially I [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► understand this the scale you're gonna [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► have to get some assistance interns [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► merchants maybe but you're saying [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► potentially you would prescribe people [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► something like a certain amount of [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► mushrooms he told to just back the fuck [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► up and take it and then you would you [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► talk to them before after during which [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► would be fucking with them would you be [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► wearing what you described as a long pig [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► mask [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► well what how would you be interacting [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► with them with you just being follow-up [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► but the thing that I'm speaking on [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► speaking as somebody who has fucked with [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► a lot of people who were on mushrooms i [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► can say that it is very hard to tell in [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► advance who is going to benefit from [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► being fucked with while on mushrooms and [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► who is really going to be traumatized by [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► yeah like college I would I would I [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► would tend to to be very gentle with [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► people while they were on mushrooms [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► unless they indicated that they could [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► but they really desire to be messed with [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► that like that like a safe word or [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► grinders or something that lets let's [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► letz you know they're ready for four [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► more of John's medicine [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► yeah in most cases i think i think safe [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► words are good the problem is that that [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► most people are taking mushrooms are in [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► a group of people who are also all on [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► mushrooms so it's so there's a tendency [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► to forget the safe word or ignore it [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► that's a good point but it's also the [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► same way that like you don't let it [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► anymore the big problems with drunk [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► driving [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► apparently is it like if you have three [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► or four drinks you go you know what I [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► probably shouldn't drive if you have a [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► hundred and sixty drinks you may become [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► imbued with the power of believing that [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► you're the greatest driver in the world [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► right right you forget [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► yeah and it just strikes me i know that [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► if i could say i don't speak out of turn [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► it strikes me that a lot of in addition [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► to people not being exposed to things [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► you share with them they're also getting [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► there getting crossed cross-channel [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► noise they're getting advice from [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► different people could you potentially [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► be in a position where you would have to [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► argue with a theoretical cartoon cat [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► about what's best for the person is [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► being fucked with no I don't think so [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► although you don't want to be in a [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► controlled laboratory environment we [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► don't want to be standing there in a lab [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► coat now I think that we should be out [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► at look push in Washington on the coast [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► this is going to take the top spot and [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► clapping oh now look pushes a real place [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► here and in Washington State and you [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► watch the whales kind of cresting there [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► and i rather than a rather than a lab [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► coat i think i should probably be in a [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► furry sweater and maybe a cowichan hat i [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► see a vest sweater vest well it's not [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► under nice when I don't know no more [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► like Mamas and the Papas getting on the [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► on the bus kind of like a fussy vest in [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► like a light day yak best I've seen you [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► in dennis hopper mustache and yak best [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► and a dennis hopper mustache so they [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► feel like they're in good hands and I [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► feel like there's a spiritual component [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► to it but because here's here's their [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► guy just confessed anybody they don't [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► give a yak best and butt and then then I [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► just walked them through being high and [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► then as they as they came down the other [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► side be like yeah right am i right [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► and then the next day we could talk [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► about some of the stuff that went on and [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► then you follow up a few times are you [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► feeling now about that I feel now about [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► that would the value that you saw me do [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► you really care how they feel though I [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► mean or is it just to such as part of [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► the thing in order if you get the final [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► payment you have to make them feel like [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► they're listen to well here's the [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► the thing is that drugs are not [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► inherently bad drugs are just drugs they [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► just aren't they do they drug you they [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► do things to you that are druggie [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► but we demonize them and and in so doing [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► we've done the thing that we always do [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► in paternalistic societies which is that [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► there are certain number of people who [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► are too stupid to live too stupid to [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► make their own choices and in order to [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► protect those people from the from their [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► own stupidity we remove the option from [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► everybody else of doing things that [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► they're perfectly capable of doing [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► without harming themselves right so [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► there are certain kids who are too [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► stupid like nobody's allowed to build [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► models anymore because I get my tan put [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► a bag on his head right and kids under [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► kids under 21 are not allowed to drink [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► in bars because because seven percent of [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► them would not be able to handle it [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► whereas 93% would be fine you know they [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► go watch a rock show have a beer [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► nothing bad is going to happen but [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► that's seven percent ruins it for [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► everybody and this is the thing with [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► drugs to I mean there's a certain [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► percentage of people that said they [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► don't use them wrong and a and the great [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► majority of the vast majority of people [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► who would use them you know it's [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► somewhere on the sliding scale of from [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► good to like neutral though they are [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► prohibited from you so I feel like drugs [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► used improperly or INXS are you know are [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► bad just like television used in excess [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► is bad or the Bible used in excess is [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► bad but these things aren't inherently [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► bad and I i think if there were those [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► and the problem is that this is what [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► Timothy lyrics had 40 years ago except [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► he was such a stoner he was goofy he [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► absolutely law absolutely squandered the [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► opportunity was given and a lot of the [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► drug gurus squandered that opportunity [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► by becoming drug dipshit you know [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► yeah i mean i think if you're trying to [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► help somebody in a clinical basis it [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► shouldn't seem too much like you're at a [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► party and kind of confused [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► yeah and uh but it's gonna it's gonna [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► Sully it's gonna sell me the real [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► penetration of your wisdom if it is [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► really struggling if you're giggling a [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► lot you certainly certainly shouldn't [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► say things like you know we're going to [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► open everybody's mind and then it's [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► gonna be the end of war because you just [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► sound like an asshole not just crazy dry [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► talk but that but the problem is now we [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► have this incredible we have this [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► incredible up resource of all these [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► people like me who have used drugs and [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► now are not on drugs and the only way we [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► can think of as a culture to utilize the [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► collective wisdom of all these former [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► drunks and drug addicts is in this like [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► this recovery industry where all these [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► brilliant people who have used drugs [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► have to kind of secretly pretend have to [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► have to have to publicly pretend that [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► oh that was bad though yes the campsite [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► try to engage a people right right like [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► you you can go there and like you know [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► you can you know act like you don't [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► shoot anymore whatever but that may not [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► really stick you can keep it up for a [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► while but you're still gonna be thinking [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► about adhesives well except that no I'm [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► i mean i'm not interested in doing drugs [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► anymore and most people that you not use [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► it to people you're helping the but with [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► the people that I mean were the the [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► people who formerly used drugs are have [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► a collective wisdom that is worth more [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► to the population at large [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► who then it is being confined simply to [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► talking to people who are also [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► struggling with drugs you know what I'm [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► saying like I think it's a little it's [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► very unsubtle because basically what [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► you're saying is there's these million [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► different things that could be [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► problematic and then there's one way [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► that we've all just agreed is normal and [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► and so so it doesn't matter what [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► happened in the past we're going to [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► re-route you into this one thing which [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► is the normal that's part of what you're [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► saying I mean it's a little bit of what [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► I'm saying but I want that but the there [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► there's there's so much paranoia about [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► drug use on on the part of normals right [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► i mean for for every kid who is who is [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► who has a drug problem who needs someone [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► to step in and say kid you need to find [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► you need to find help for your drug [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► problem is a better outlet for every kid [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► like that there are five kids who really [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► should get high one [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► right you know and they're so scared of [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► what's gonna happen if they get high one [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► time or they got high and it was bad and [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► there was nobody there to help them [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► figure out what was happening that those [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► five kids are becoming those five kids [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► that don't have never gotten high or [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► four got high and had a bad experience [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► they grow up to be just as big a part of [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► the problem in America as the kid who's [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► struggling to to not die of drugs you [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► know and and the people that are off [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► drugs now and I think eventually i think [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► doing drugs should be a phase if you are [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► 45 years old and you are still getting [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► high or frankly in my opinion drinking [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► yourself to sleep every night you should [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► stop doing those things you know but [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► there's a lot more try something or try [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► something different or well yeah you're [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► right it was your best the different [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► components something this is my this is [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► my point John is that you know you end [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► up in a proto hole and a lot of ways [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► like think about the times i don't know [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► if you've ever remember like in high [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► school having to go to like your [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► guidance counselor I don't think i ever [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► got any really great advice from my [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► guidance counselor's two pieces of [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► advice my guidance counselor gave me [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► that stuck with me [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► one of them was that I should probably [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► uh I should probably join the air force [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► in particular because he'd been in the [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► Air Force he says I have seen you in the [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► Air Force [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► yeah you have to be at the mustache you [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► have that blond mustache Air Force [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► mustache [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► it's true it's true and I you know what [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► he says he says he says you get free [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► clothes and and three squares a day [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► nothing wrong with that [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► three glasses but i mean this is this is [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► this is a problem with taking your [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► advice from a guidance counselor the [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► other one was that he said I should [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► probably go to community college because [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► you essentially get the same education [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► at a community college that you get as [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► any college in America which is in part [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► true and impart a dish is dangerously [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► untrue [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► yeah but that's the thing right here [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► here's here's where I try to make a [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► point you go to a guidance counselor [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► who's really into community colleges in [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► the Air Force you're going to get a [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► certain kind of answer [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► yeah this is his answer is if I could [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► make a big leaf here is not going to be [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► like you need to see a couple cartoon [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► cats and then have somebody talk to you [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► about it [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► so what I'm saying is because of the [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► wisdom that you have leaned over the [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► years often to your detriment you have [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► not to share [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► it's more than like some kind of like [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► you know I'm gonna go on and do my PSA [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► into work off the sentence there's [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► something much more profound going on [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► here mr. and then the difference between [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► your dumbass Florida guidance counselor [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► and me is that i highly recommend that [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► you join the airforce ok go to a [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► community college take some mushrooms [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► and then come talk to me because until [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► you've done those three things you're [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► not ready but if you have been in the [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► Air Force gone to community college [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► taking mushrooms and you have some [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► questions [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► I'm somebody that you can talk to and [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► that's also true if you have not joined [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► the air force or going to community [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► college or taking mushrooms you can come [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► talk to me them to your ear like i like [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► i don't like a cross between a like a [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► dell customer support person and like [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► the blind guy and confu and but I mean [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► like like like plus huffing and see that [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► this is the and I know you're not going [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► to be into this John and I understand [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► this is all the more reason you should [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► hear me out because maybe you should be [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► the one he's grabbing the pot with your [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► forearms and getting and getting heat [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► tattoos but I can walk across the rice [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► paper and not know I see that this is [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► the thing this is the thing John is I [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► always think i could walk across the [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► rest but i think i would tear the shit [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► out of that rice paper [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► yeah well you need to clip your nails [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► something about having a very have a [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► very light footfall I don't think that [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► will be a problem at all i don't cowboy [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► boots but here's i'm sure i guess their [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► mind being this point to death I'm just [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► saying that there are a lot of people [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► out there that probably should be a [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► little bit fucked up on a slightly [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► different kind of drug [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► maybe you could help people from an [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► economic standpoint maybe you could help [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► the thing is you have a peculiar truly [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► peculiar disturbing ability to know in [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► your heart whether it's right or wrong [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► what's fucked up about somebody like and [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► you tell them that but it doesn't always [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► think in and I'm thinking it could be [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► because they're all fucked up on [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► margaritas and what you could say to [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► them is listen Johnny when you sober up [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► we're going to get you fucked up on [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► something that would be much more useful [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► t exactly right and maybe that could be [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► some kind of like cocaine that's been [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► cut with broken glass and cheerios it [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► could be something where you take them [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► and get you get some Scotch Guard I got [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► a lot of people i think to just benefit [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► from like sustained holding of their [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► breath all just and let me speak with [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► students circle [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► no I go to I go to a lot of mexican [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► restaurants [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► I look in the bar portion as I'm walking [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► through to get to the restaurant portion [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► i look in there and I see all those gals [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► in there with the big cock there I see [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► cocktails and I think you just need to [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► hold your breath as long as you can then [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► do it again ever thought about building [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► models but I yeah there's there are so [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► many ways to change your to you know to [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► alter your state's yeah and and every [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► person has their own way like for me my [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► i mean i'm a i-i-i take a lot of bands [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► and I'm gonna yeah you really do it [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► seems like it's a it's not even [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► prophylactic it seems like it's extra [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► hygienic and hyper hyper o.o over [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► hygienic it's not a cleaning thing it's [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► a little cleaning and in fact sometimes [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► I will eat a meatball sandwich in the [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► bathtub and that is not a clean process [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► that is that is hereby give it a tray or [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► slit i have a small radio be available [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► there's there's going to be collateral [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► damage but it isn't about being Queen [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► it's not the city but it's about getting [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► mentally clean you understand I mean [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► you're in there and you are isn't a hot [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► sandwich it's a hot sandwich in a hot [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► tub so this timing involved you got into [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► waters the waters the right temperature [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► and you're in yours [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► I had I had a piece of pumpkin pie in my [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► bathroom and it was exactly it was what [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► I needed at my own psychopharmacologist [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► I said today your dosage is one hour in [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► the bathtub a slice of pumpkin pie and [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► the crossword puzzle from New York [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► Magazine you're operating on a whole [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► different level than my guidance [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► counselor you should be in every school [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► in America [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► well I've been saying that yeah i mean [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► could you pass a background check for [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► something like that you know here's my [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► feeling about background checks you go [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► in and you just lay it on the line you [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► just tell them the truth [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► they're not so interested as much and in [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► what you're doing is whether you're [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► lying about it [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► right exactly and they're afraid your [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► background checks date back to a time [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► when when uh the cultural norms were so [TS]