Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you I'm fine [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► Marilyn I'm on the line that's going to [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► be my new catchphrase [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► oh I'm on the line we had previously [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► have you want you know I should come [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► back to that I i got a lot of reasons [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► why i like that i can discuss with you [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► have you had previous catchphrases [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► Oh part like everyone like it's not you [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► it's me you should probably go [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► I never said any of that you know what [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► we have yes and I guess I always good [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► it's you it's you got any matches I had [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► some catchphrases yeah or some of my [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► catchphrases boy you know i don't know [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► they're all Italian so italiano that's [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► what i was gonna guess I never knew what [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► i was saying pick up so fire [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► I think there's a there are times in [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► one's life when one is very susceptible [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► to catch phrases and in this one's life [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► that is not now they really make me [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► extremely angry been having said that I [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► used to really like them a lot [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► yeah you had some I bet tampoco god [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► well mmm i think it's a little bit like [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► when people know you you probably got [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► this i'm guessing with i'm gonna guess [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► you get the space needle you get the [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► place where they throw fish [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► yeah on you know I don't absolutely that [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► place is actually kind of cool but like [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► you know the san francisco de alright [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► people come here to write Cerrone got we [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► got chocolate the mobile version of [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► rice-a-roni is the cable car obviously [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► which is you know it's fine it's it's [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► fine [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► fisherman's wharf it is super fun that [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► cable car [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► you know I'm highroad cable car one time [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► and I was hanging i was on the front you [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► know I got I got on the front and I was [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► hanging off the side and we went by [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► another cable car and everybody gave [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► each other high-fives your hand too far [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► off the side guy i would like I'm in San [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► Francisco think if your ding ding ding [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► ding I felt like Marlo Thomas and that [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► girl [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► oh god I would kill Mr Thomas and that [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► girl mm I would kill to have Marla [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► Thomas another oh my god that flip man [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► Marlo Thomas fat girl Emma Peel and [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► Marla Thomas there's not a woman in the [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► world that could save me from what [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► they've done to me that there was a that [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► was without an outfit without a special [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► outfit [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► let's just put it that way Marlo Thomas [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► in in the early seventies that was still [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► when it was it was sexy to be like a [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► ballbusting feminist if you hadn't come [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► trying it hadn't become deeply [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► profoundly annoying it was still hot [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► like yeah yeah tell me that I'm tell me [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► that I'm Neanderthal and i have bad [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► thoughts on Lady Arthur well as carrion [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► mod movies he's going on short time I [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► don't remember those I remember mod and [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► I be Arthur never I don't think I don't [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► think norman lear's take on things has H [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► particularly well that's interesting [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► isn't it you you want you want you want [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► Archie Bunker to be eternal and because [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► it was so far ahead at the time but [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► first things first the first season in [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► kind of sexy with the first season when [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► that first episode came on it was it was [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► Lou what not even like the Beatles it [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► was like the sex pistols or the clash of [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► TV shows people had no idea what to make [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► of it [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► yeah so far had my mom talks about going [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► to work [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► she worked at the oil companies you know [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► she would go to work and make the the [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► other guys in her car pool [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► what's been the whole drive into work [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► talking about the show [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► not realizing that arguably Archie [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► Bunker wasn't the hero that's the [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► important part of the beauty is I think [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► it was it's like Robert De Niro in taxi [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► driver you can pick which side front you [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► can be here rnt here are depending on [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► you know how much you like you know [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► political campaigns and jodie foster [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► same here i think a lot of people say [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► now finally there's a voice for me [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► mm no I'm just saying I'm just saying I [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► think that I think meathead was very [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► unlikable to a lot of people don't know [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► what all except for maybe Edith were all [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► deliberately insufferable well Edith was [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► a meathead she wasn't meathead [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► no she doesn't think that I'm sorry she [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► was sitting bad she was bad [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► yeah that's right catchphrase there you [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► go no i didn't i didn't identify with [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► any of the characters but anyway I think [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► you're right i've seen it recently and [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► it's not even always manage mrs. [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► Jefferson mrs. Jefferson nothing I you [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► know I think I think I probably what the [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► person identified with was everytime [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► everytime meathead brought home some [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► draft dodger or a friend or you know [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► there was always some kind of some [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► dinner guests who had a beard and an [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► army jacket and halfway through the [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► dinner he revealed that he you know that [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► he'd been in Vietnam War that he was but [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► that he had hepatitis C or whatever that [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► guy I always felt like that guy [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► hey kind of typifies on a day-to-day [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► basis by Lionel Jefferson I could see [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► myself aligning with Lionel you have an [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► excellent haircut and you're always [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► always calm and collected and you mean [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► you give as good as you get [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► that's right lyle didn't take it lying [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► down and myla Thomas so she was also [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► part as you know in the late sixties [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► they had this night of the Long Knives [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► because i like to get a Hitler anyway [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► the point is it's a little early to the [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► point is it's Rome was gay and the idea [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► of a place for the essay anymore and so [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► the so so late sixties they decided i [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► guess its CBS they decided this is it [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► you know this right you know we've had [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► there's too much of this corn pone crap [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► you have the beverly hillbillies [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► you got the petticoat junction you got [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► all these shows that are that are [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► turning [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► off the ostensibly urban audience that [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► we want and so they clear them all out [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► right one back of the neck that's right [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► there was there was a Holocaust it [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► literal and so in their stead they [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► brought in all of these I think starting [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► with I believe Mary Tyler Moore Show [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► interesting so I would have said it was [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► a it was good times [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► oh i think there's a little later i [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► think a little bit later but I mean that [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► the chronology i think is you know and [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► I'll seen stuff like hija right i mean [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► he how he hung around for a long time I [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► think I think right right Clark had a [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► lot of dirt on people was the one about [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► the pink submarine [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► Oh operation petticoat operation [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► petticoat operation operation colon [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► petticoat and was based on a film where [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► a usual disruption right you know you [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► can't have women on the boat gonna title [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► 94 uterus is and boats he got his like [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► the unit cost boot meets magazine right [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► right and they were painting they were [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► painting the submarine and then the only [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► color of the only color of primer they [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► had was pink and then and then [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► oh no they had to get out of Port really [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► faster dive-bombers dive-bombers so they [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► had to sail in the end and they're stuck [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► in a pink submarine you gotta go to work [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► really hard to fuck up a submarine movie [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► we're going to think the thing that the [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► thing is that movie was terrible but the [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► television show is hilarious it was like [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► Hogan's Heroes on a submarine with girls [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► my cards are already full of some rent [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► on this year's now i think i'm gonna [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► need to look this up we have any we [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► brush we have a listener i found out and [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► listening to the listeners we have found [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► that we have a listener and Elizabeth [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► thinking they're thinking I don't like [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► it when Merlin types 00 somebody [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► complained there was a complaint about [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► the typing as you know John I've been [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► talking to you about this for years I we [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► never look at the camera and you don't [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► talk about the thing you're doing right [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► you know I'm saying is you know you [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► don't clear throat it's just pure Louie [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► having said that don't need a peanut [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► butter sandwich while you're doing a [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► podcast that I something I learned [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► ok I have to disagree on that you know I [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► mean what you're typing and this is [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► bothering somebody I mean [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► you know if you don't want a little [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► moisture on the mattress maybe you [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► shouldn't have gone to the bar you know [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► what I'm saying you know you don't [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► that's a that one that's gonna [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► understand even turn myself finally one [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► went past me that I just what i need and [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► Ezra Pound I need somebody to get in [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► there and just a big fucking pencil and [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► just cross out whole pages you've seen [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► that you're now you can write the big [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► big red X no no no four chapters later [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► there's a good page [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► wait let me just get this straight tom [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► you want to call it he do the police in [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► different voices but yes actually I [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► think that would be like that now the [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► second thing let's talk about the [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► English accent you are from Missouri red [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► is the cruelest month reading lilacs [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► outcome that flag isn't online version [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► of that you can get the print version [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► but the online version you can see just [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► how i went through there like five [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► pictures of time so sure [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► yes so anyway that's that Raymond Carver [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► story right i mean about drinking you [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► mean no no like I with a guy who liked [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► actually get all the work right now [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► write the editor that took nine hundred [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► pages of drunken scribbles in turn it [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► like where I'm calling from and that is [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► life like oh you want to release the [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► unexpurgated version of the book [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► everybody's like yeah it's like it's [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► like six cocktail napkins and each one [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► each one of them says alcohol suburb [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► telephone something [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► all work and no play makes Jack a dull [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► boy all working out exactly where i'm [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► drinking from I know I'm gonna check [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► this for so typing boys probably already [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► gone away but i'm going to check by the [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► way I don't know if you know I had the [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► loudest keyboard in the entire world you [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► know that but it sounds like it's it's a [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► heads up [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► it's like constructed out of pulleys and [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► wheels there's no wheels [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► it sounds like it I can hear like little [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► rubber bands and years [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► mhm it would appear i got this slip [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► oh my god i just got i just got a whole [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► truckload of wood are you talking about [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► Marlo Thomas flippers about the [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► now-discontinued flip video camera was a [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► good camera I've had two of this i know [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► you encouraged me to get it and then [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► they are LOL dat right they stopped [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► making it [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► well it's not just that this is it is [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► since the first time we met every time [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► we get together you encourage me you [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► don't you don't encourage me exactly but [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► you you hold up some talismanic new [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► electronical device and you go oh my god [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► this is amazing i couldn't live without [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► this thing right this is the thing with [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► buttons you can use to call people and [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► then happen I go home I go back to [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► Seattle and I go wow I should really [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► maybe one of those little electronical [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► devices would transform my life and I [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► would be more I would have more [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► something i would have more of something [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► that i'm missing and so I go by I think [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► on some level I'm a smart guy i do [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► things i see things i could use this I [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► use this trinket stores this so i buy [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► this flip and I picture myself out [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► making 30-second videos of butterflies [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► having sex with each other or I'm gonna [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► become a YouTube phenomenon because I'm [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► you know I I'm the guy on the spot with [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► my little fucking cigarette pack camera [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► over and I'm going to make these [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► fantastical little videos and i'm going [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► to be on funny like you're like you're [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► like so la metes like Truffaut like [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► you're out there and you're fucking [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► keeping it real [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► that's right one on the frame at a time [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► i'm on the street and the street is [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► eighteen eighty Paris but it's instead I [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► get the thing and I and i'm scrolling [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► through menus trying to set it up and I [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► have to download some code and I have to [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► find some is he's gonna jump in here to [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► download some code that some town load [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► some some access code and honor I had to [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► read the manual is verify your RSS [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► probably back up that you don't have six [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► or seven RSS is I haven't very much [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► write what you know why you know why you [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► got a handshake them with the slave [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► server [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► yeah but your deaths what you're doing [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► if the download tour and go on the Deep [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► Web was up what the flip man instance of [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► that I have a drawer of I i have [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► explored that I call the Merlin drawer [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► which is the island of lost fucking PA [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► where you if we've cut off bits of my [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► hair [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► no there's nothing like that it's just a [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► bunch of blackberries and and cameras [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► and I think there's a minidisc player [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► there there's like a there's like a [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► four-track that record to us you know [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► that record still like scotch and you [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► seen the new teac nano not even a [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► one-track oh this is the neat part put [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► scotch tape then it's double-sided [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► scotch tape that you really have to get [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► from Scotland huh record it can record [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► everything onto the cloud under the [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► clothes the clothes also to set another [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► zip you know now I just want to make a [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► case for this you're right it looks kind [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► of like a a black or african-american [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► package of more 100 cigarettes it's like [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► it's like that like a pack of cigarettes [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► and i gotta say that you need i have had [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► several iphones several information [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► friends and to this day I still say the [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► best stuff i've gotten was from turning [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► around that extra zip I got I got I mean [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► notnot to go all real but like one night [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► we shot a like giving her daughter a [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► bath in a little bucket you've done that [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► right you get a little bucket i did i [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► did this entire thing on the flip the [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► paper is going to computer has paid for [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► itself that does want to do with other [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► kids you know [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► wait for yourself you're saying why are [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► you such an inexpensive babysitter [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► haha and and you know what I seriously [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► it paid for itself the night and that [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► have must tell you right there i have a [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► whole time I paid for itself in [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► emotional currency [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► well i mean i think i said it was not it [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► was Michael was not costly to buy and [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► it's like it is very easy to use I mean [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► it's got that you USB USB thing for [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► computers [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► it's got that little thing and you have [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► been and then you grab it and you get [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► your stuff but anyway I'm sorry I mean [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► you're ready so you don't want to pounce [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► on us be ok alright huh hmm did you try [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► did you try rebooting the pc i'm doing [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► that now [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► ok but it but it's spinning beachball it [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► has been for a month-and-a-half spinning [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► flip of dim and I don't continue I am [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► listen we met [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► pardon me we met as chuckles chili dog [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► is getting worse every week we got kind [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► of getting the chili dogs in the same [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► place you're going to different location [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► I know it's the same place it somewhere [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► suffering I'm suffering like several [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► doors from here and don't be creepy but [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► several doors from here and each week [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► it's getting worse they started using [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► that kind of relish that it's like the [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► color of grass in the spring [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► you know you're really great when are [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► you getting regular relish my regular [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► rush right now nowhere away are we are [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► way off the reservation here relish on a [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► chili dog i can tell you should see [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► their Chicago dog you know how like you [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► have to be licensed to like sell you [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► know it's all kind of different licenses [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► to sell beer in England you know certain [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► kinds of things we got if you're gonna [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► call the champagne and going broke for I [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► understand no that's correct if you if [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► you want to have a bar you cannot sell [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► rockford beer it's very small be right [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► yeah you got exactly Roquefort so [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► they're showing you there sorry missed [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► you as a Chicago there's not a fucking [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► license in sight these guys are making [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► shit up [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► this is the Chicago dog is like if that [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► thing with the carl sagan thing we put [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► the gold plate in the Mars spaceship [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► with the people and the victim people in [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► the record most the song Chuck Barry [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► Chuck Berry was no I thought it was a [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► photo was twinkle twinkle little star [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► now you know much I didn't write that [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► you're kidding hero variations on that I [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► think that's the sonar rice cooker makes [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► my point is if that had been if somebody [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► had hastily drawn a very simple chili [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► dog [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► etched into the gold of the most i [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► called Viking well you know it came back [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► in Star Wars or Star Trek for the whale [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► one [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► yeah right it came back and it could [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► talk to the whales and the whales told [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► that don't destroy the earth and where [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► did that take place san franciscan [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► system can be used to go to that you [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► still go to that aquarium here Scotty [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► works there now reading writing credits [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► that my point is these biscuits are not [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► licensed to do shit [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► god bless them I'm glad they've started [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► their business their the Chinese what do [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► you think everyone in your neighborhood [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► is chinese but you and the top is it is [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► it racist if it's about chinese people [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► be honest I think it is ok now what if i [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► get a mexican coke is that is that is [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► that racist [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► no because that's what they're called [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► okay somehow for some reason where we [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► can we call the Mexican pokes what if it [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► tastes sleepy [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► what if the coach a sleepy or the hotdog [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► JCP you going to this place your order [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► Chicago down okay first of all [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► it's not interesting pics on my card [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► hang on [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► so mexican coke mixes racism but you [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► know when I order a mexican coke do you [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► think there's a better way because i [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► want to try a couple things this weekend [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► mixing it up [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► first of all I took off my pants because [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► I thought I want to try something [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► different and second i went with a a non [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► got a mexican coke instead of a non [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► mexican coke if you actually put my [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► parents on I've never had my pants on [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► for this broadcast will see this is why [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► I think this is like you know as angina [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► like like making the iceberg and the and [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► the jagwire I think we're putting our [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► rings together and doing something [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► special here pantsless that's right form [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► of your mom and I say it's broadcast [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► tech is useless [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► wow I just makes me angry alright guys [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► are used was that call was at the [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► Justice League the Superfriends [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► Superfriends know that was the wonder [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► twin powers bro today want them and the [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► little fucking dog was a part [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► Superfriends I thought it was speed [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► racer speed racer if they don't speed [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► racer it's a pretty good canadian band [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► called Super Friends that the guy from [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► Sloan is in I should find that for any [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► left alone i do anything Sloan touches a [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► solid gold so you're mexican guy and you [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► go into the shitty chili dog place [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► surely will you know i'll change the [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► name will call it shitty make chili dogs [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► and even though the other was Josh's [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► will in which you go and you ever go [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► into a place in order a pesto dog would [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► you order a hot dog with pesto and [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► cheese that they put a little oven and [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► heat up would you do that [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► absolutely not that you figure that's a [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► rhetorical question you know i would [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► absolutely i might as well ask if you [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► would hold in your ass for a year you're [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► not that patient i don't and that's what [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► they say I go in there you know what I [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► John when I go into a place and it looks [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► like a place that could work with I go [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► in there I always say the same thing but [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► you're surveying it from the moment you [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► walk in can I work with this blows [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► yeah I know you do this you always last [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► one off the train let's circle back to [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► that off the train [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► I go in there and I say such a critical [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► question [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► hey you know a lot of stuff looks good [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► well what do you guys recommend what's [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► your what's your favorite thing [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► absolutely absolutely always know first [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► of all you know the red flight what is [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► the red flag answer to that from the [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► cute waitress [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► what is the red flag answer well the [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► first red flag answer is I'm a [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► vegetarian and I don't either [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► good i'm a vegetarian so I haven't [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► really tried anything on the menu but [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► people say it's good people that I work [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► in a fucking hamburger joint but I'm a [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► vegetarian [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► uh and i have at that's like working an [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► abattoir not liking knives doesn't make [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► sense if you want to learn networking a [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► crystal knocked and liking Jews well or [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► like or like like out here's the thing [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► you go in there then you say to them [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► what's good or what do you like to get [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► this i like it all [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► well yeah that's the second worst answer [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► I think is a lot of people uh you know [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► like the like the the gelatin and [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► espresso dog 'let me was not really what [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► I asked you you know about the west [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► coast answer you would never get that [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► answer in new york city or in Boston or [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► in Philadelphia baby [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► oh you got one I got one answer that get [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► the room the Heisman on it like a lot of [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► people like it's because people always [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► came out but you spam that no no they [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► can't and that is the part of the [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► problem and in this case you walk you [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► again somewhere in New York and already [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► they're mad at you like that that's good [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► which is good like they're them to make [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► food i'm there to eat it and anything [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► else is just pure noise right that [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► service right so here's what happens you [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► go to place it in New York and you walk [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► in and you say what's good and they go [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► what the fuck you talking about the [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► exact could get the p2 asshole [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► oh no no it's good to treat that never [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► heard of it try the lobster thermidor [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► that should fit your ass now what I want [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► to Katz's Deli one time I exactly that's [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► what can I get Swiss cheese on that [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► sandwich and the guys that if that's [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► what you want i would do it but if [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► that's what you want that's one place [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► where the not what right now you get the [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► hall and then what's the one forever is [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► linear that is the same thing but with [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► difference right [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► I'm sure is jus okay i gotta get that [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► great i think poster Jewish rule all [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► Islam same thing [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► ok it's the same book basically same set [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► of Voodoo rules name but one of them but [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► you going and yet either one of those [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► restaurants if i can say you go in and [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► ask for an Abrahamic sandwich [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► they're not gonna be happy that's real [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► funny that is all you need to know what [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► that is because all the people in both [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► the whole all restaurants and the Jewish [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► restaurants are all from the Dominican [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► Republic now [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► ditto chinese restaurants that racist i [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► said Chinese restaurant [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► no it is a Chinese restaurant you [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► wouldn't say it's asian food it's not [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► asian you know challenging for it's an [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► oriental carpet tell me [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► mm-hmm cuisine and then chinese food [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► okay well that's not bad right now what [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► about the ancient secret thing Chinese [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► is that racist the ancient chinese [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► secret now that's dry cleaning [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► no no it's right there that day it just [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► seems like it ok who and if it is [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► literally a fire drill inside of the [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► asian american restaurant you can have a [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► fire drill inside of a place that would [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► not be a chance fire drills but your [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► tire fire drill by definition you leave [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► the place it's a car if you're in a car [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► it's a Chinese fire drill if it's in a [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► Chinese restaurant it's a regular fire [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► drill in an Asian restaurant [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► ok what if it's what if it's a Chinese [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► car but all the cooks are Mexican is [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► that still so your Chinese cars every [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► single restaurant I have worked in now [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► back in high school this is not true but [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► since then every restaurant I've either [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► working or have familiarity with has [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► been largely populated from people with [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► people from Mexico the Dominican [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► Republic and i want to say like Honduras [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► that's right and I think it's part of a [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► I think it's part of a global plan huh [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► that one day that last restaurant that [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► still employees an old Italian guy he's [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► going to retire or die and then the the [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► the the mexican government will like [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► blow whistle they got a government [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► well okay in the South they do they'll [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► blow some kind of whistle and America [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► will starve like we will be cut off [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► there will be guys available kind of [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► sleeper cells yourself it's a mentor and [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► candidate thing again [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► yeah not much people working a lot of [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► the people working in red robins and [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► stuff they don't even know that they are [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► sleeper cells gonna find out more about [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► red robin so that somebody has a Mexican [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► whistle just wait for my card [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► I don't I've been to Mexico several [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► times and I didn't notice that they had [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► a whistle technology that different from [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► ours but right [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► I'm what these videos secret things just [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► people suddenly place you get a beetle [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► for a long time you know when they close [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► down the Beatles and by the way i did do [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► some more research [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► thank you very much in Argentina to is [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► not would have a mistake on my car to do [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► is go to that place that we're going to [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► that charity replace you ever go to that [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► when you were here [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► no but I've been to blame sarees and let [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► me tell you they are not kiddin around [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► when they put steak on fire [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► get on the swords they do it on the [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► sword walk to the restaurant with the [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► steak on the swords and it's not you [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► know if you go to that in San Francisco [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► it's like getting a freaking Chicago dog [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► in the sunset but if you're in waves are [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► I comes in it and the way you know and [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► we can say big pants there's no they're [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► not like dressed like Gauchos they're [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► dressed in tuxedos because there's a 65 [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► year old men that still believe that [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► being a waiter is not just a good job [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► how I love that but it's a kind of you [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► remember I where are our waiter at the [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► couches at wait a minute [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► oh right at yes am I wrong LOL show ouch [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► oh holy shit i think we just blew [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► something open at El Gaucho he's one of [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► the one of the top maybe five maybe one [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► of the top three you know what that [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► might be the best experience we've had [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► that guy was very tolerant and he was [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► old and he had a shit ton of dignity he [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► did and our are like stupid-ass rap [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► where were where everything is a joke [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► yeah we're making like us wanted to [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► thank him like us from the very [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► beginning wanted you know we wanted to [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► let him know that we were on his side he [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► just took it all he bore it with with [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► the with a total Signy with dignity and [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► wisdom [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► this isn't this is not a girl there's [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► not a girl with small ankles and small [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► nipples [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► this was a man who is near 80 and not in [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► great health he looked like he was not [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► working this job in order so that he [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► could work on his screenplay [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► that's a really good point you know what [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► I mean he was working this job because [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► this was his job and that's when you go [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► to a place like when you go to places [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► like Argentina or chili or even places [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► in Spain's doing it's less true in Spain [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► all the time [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► it used to be very true waiters are old [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► people and they are meant that and they [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► are proud and this is [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► also helps that they're not part of the [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► whole Hollywood System you know I think [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► they're not making as many movies there [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► and you know I think there's just not [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► that inertia that people feel to write [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► some kind of script you know what maybe [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► like a romantic comedy [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► I I agree completely there's a place in [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► town i'm gonna find out now let me ask [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► you one question [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► there's a I think it's just that the [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► style of painting versus a kind of [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► brazilian steak players about your [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► oscuro Thatcher's is a chart sakura or [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► your roster eyes the steak and ok sharp [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► chair oscuro is the is the the use of [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► light in a dark painting it's not one of [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► the things like chocolatey instead of [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► chocolate i think i think that i think [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► they try to screw us with that espetus [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► we've never been desperate to see eat [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► food off of sorts of very large pants [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► okay all right all right well I'm gonna [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► put that on another card which is next [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► time if you ever come here again we're [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► going to go to one I always confuses me [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► as baklava horses of balaclava right and [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► one was a gun right and the other one's [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► got spinach what one is a mask one is a [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► face mask that you wear when you are [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► either in those special air service or [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► on a snowmobile and the other is some [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► kind of disgusting Greek how it's made [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► of files you're feeling desk at the very [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► thin del right here's my problem with [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► the Greeks they another of the there the [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► cradle of civilization but they there's [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► not a single Greek dessert or Turkish [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► dessert well no that's not true there [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► are some Turkish deserves but greek [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► desserts name a good Greek dessert I [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► like now [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► betta yogurt its its its receptor [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► desserts and that's why they're there [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► countries finds a weak link in the [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► gustatory chain for the Greek i totally [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► agree its family very inexpensive you [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► know if you don't do those mix-up Greek [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► people in Turkish people they do not [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► like that there's a difference [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► oh man i was a place in pink is a place [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► in england and i saw i know if you see a [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► guy with a little coffee pot and he's [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► making like a little espresso style look [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► and coffee thing with little flame under [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► what do you call that kind of coffee [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► it's Turkish going i said no it looks [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► like you're making some turkish coffee [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► and he's a Greek coffee [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► but like wow you know what here's the [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► pier funny things trying to him to the [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► Greek Turkish border and there isn't a [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► lot of most of the Greek Turkish border [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► is the Aegean Sea right it's not really [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► a boarder who it's just an ocean that [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► they that they agree to disagree about [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► who owns the islands in ID like that I [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► like that as a sentence I think it's [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► great and I think it must have had a [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► huge effect on why you never agree to [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► disagree you're learning from the Greek [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► that's right look from the Greeks and [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► the Turks but I've been to the front of [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► the route was like Rios the root [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► disagree owes meaning to contend with [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► anyway this border is is a fortified [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► border like barbed wire jeeps running up [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► and down both sides machine-gun nests [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► pointed at each other and i'm walking [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► along this this fence line with my with [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► my little backpack on and there are guys [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► it was like walking along the berlin [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► wall there were guys with machine guns [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► pointed at me looking at me through [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► binoculars the whole time and I said [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► both of these countries are our inmate [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► oh they're both you know like they both [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► inspire at least to be in the EU and and [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► it's like east berlin west berlin here [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► for a long time turkey want to be in [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► that European deal right [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► isn't that the European it was the [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► European deal or the ya-ya European [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► Union p.m. because the Greeks are having [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► a lot of problems of money now here [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► oh they really are and it's because [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► desserts [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► well i think its large part of that they [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► don't have a good dessert and so they [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► steal the Greeks that they start a lot [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► of money from themselves [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► all i know is that when I was a waiter [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► engine now that's racism now we're going [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► to get some angry letters [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► yeah I make week that you have made a [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► new so rain recruitable when I was a [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► waiter at all the dough trying to use [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► I'm sorry sorry p.m. when I was a waiter [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► all the dough was in stuff like desserts [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► and and and nappies and and [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► details about money are you talking [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► about actual phyllo dough [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► are we back the phyllo dough the actual [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► cash money if you wanted to have value [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► added money that's what you try and sell [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► what I'm saying is I don't know what the [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► margins are like on something like [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► spanakopita and euros or if there's [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► other foods I don't know if there are [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► they probably have something with grape [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► leaves [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► I you're not gonna make a lot of dough [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► if you don't have a good dessert if you [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► don't have like a flourless chocolate [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► cake [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► I mean you know come on that's what I'm [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► saying exactly you sit down to a Greek [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► dinner the first course is tomatoes and [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► cucumbers on in like and like I [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► vinaigrette with some vinegar on I like [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► that I like that it's nice but you [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► you're not it's not like you it's not [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► like you just sold somebody a platter of [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► bloomin onions know right i mean bloomin [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► onions get the markings are like a [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► bloomin onion that's all you're you're [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► raking it in [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► but the operations order to make $42 on [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► everyone the thing about a bloomin [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► onions you look at it and you don't see [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► how cheap the onions and you don't see [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► how cheap the greases what you see is [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► Labor you think wow a lot of work went [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► into making that onion bloom [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► whereas if you just cut up some tomatoes [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► and some some whatever cucumbers that [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► everybody can see that didn't take [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► nobody no nobody is willing to pay ya [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► for anybody that came out of things like [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► a 5-gallon bucket [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► exactly and then the second course in a [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► Greek meal is some yogurt with some [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► lemon honor or or falafel on a bed of [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► lettuce I mean none of these things [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► because these are not impressive foods [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► this isn't like now that your next [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► course is like well some it's not [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► ramping up its not ramping up the [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► experience at the same time apparently [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► people are constantly breaking plates [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► they think that's good luck [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► so there wasn't money all the time on [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► that you mean that's gonna bring your [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► margins down if you're breaking [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► literally breaking your own plates in [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► the restaurant okay how happy you are [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► well and they're shooting their [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► blunderbusses in the air right right [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► exactly that lead pellets the hall rains [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► down somewhere [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► yeah yeah I know they they didn't learn [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► from Gettysburg [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► here's the other problem no you go out [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► now your grease and you need money so [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► what do you do you start seeing [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► everybody look we need some money and i [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► said look we gave you some money that [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► didn't work out i think at this point we [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► say let's give you some dessert that [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► gives it will loan you some dessert [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► I think I think we get behind this I [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► think we have the French have the German [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► the Germans god bless them if you do not [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► give a German a piece of cake after a [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► meal they will they will literally put [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► you in a camp because that's not a meal [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► if you didn't get cake has got to be [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► doubly bread there are crazy with the [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► bread and the sugars you know saying [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► they make a pretty good dessert right [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► you know saying if you took all these [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► Germans can't do is make a fucking [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► entree to save their law [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► My Christ day you know you guys can if [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► you guys could make an entree like you [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► make a tank it's a sausage and a potato [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► is a German entre you can you call that [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► a meal like can you dress this up [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► sausage piece of parsley potatoes they [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► don't they don't even put they don't [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► bother with the parsley [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► no i mean i have spent so many so many [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► months in Germany saying do you have [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► anything that isn't a fried pork cutlet [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► and like then the waiter goes then we [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► have a fried pork cutlet with an egg on [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► it up now is that sauerbraten know what [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► is that [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► no exception it's often faster it's a [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► Venus minutes which is the one with the [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► riddles on the lid that's often referee [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► and rougher yeah a private stock and [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► then you've got the hospital for anyone [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► I've ever is rabbit okay we'll see I [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► think step two in this implementation [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► process I think that the the Greek [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► gustatory influx I think step two is [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► going to be improved the entrees I think [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► step number one [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► see I don't love flan but some people [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► love a flan i think a little I think [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► flan is going to be a lot better he [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► likes a floor on huh [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► you know its width is the caster be [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► Arthur is the is the is the target [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► audience for a flawed you have to be you [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► have to be in 85 year-old I living [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► influence i could say John I think fun [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► is a fairly phallocentric desert you [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► know I'm saying you think it's men like [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► form who some maybe a ten percent now I [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► think first thing is ten percent of men [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► would fuck off lon [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► I thought I think I fucked the shit out [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► of line ok everybody wants to eat of one [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► when i was 12 i would fucking thing they [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► made the flying in [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► I would i arrested my book you know you [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► wouldn't fuck the recipe book you could [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► have open it when i was done [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► I i see i was the I was picturing like a [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► little flan mold with some some little [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► bits of flan sticking to the sides i'm [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► kind of thought well sure you don't drop [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► out how tall is she [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► but a flan mold and my point being [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► now the French there's so much we can [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► say about the French I you know I have a [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► hard-on for the French I do not like the [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► French right now [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► yep yep i'm just saying but they make [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► that they make a hell of a desert now [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► they do airy a pretty great killer entre [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► tu and appetizer course from the start [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► to the finish [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► say what you will about the French and [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► we could go on all i got a pole card [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► right here [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► constructing French is called this is [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► called the card front say but if you sit [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► back and let capful SE lekar know yet to [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► speak French here blue there [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► the fact that you sit down and you can [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► shut up [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► Lamberg air little cheeseburger from [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► naval joy is phony baloney you sit down [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► at a table in a French restaurant the [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► waiter is going to be a dick the [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► tablecloth is not going to be clean the [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► place is gonna smell like bleach and [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► roaches but my god every one of the [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► seven courses they put down in front of [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► you is going to blow your mind was going [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► to redefine but that particular course [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► of food for you i would have a [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► restaurant one time and I ordered i [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► swear to you i ordered the chocolate [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► mousse at the end of the meal and the [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► guy came over with a champagne bucket [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► full of chocolate mousse which had been [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► switching which had spoon marks in it [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► where they hid it must have been [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► spooning a moose he had a moose bucket [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► had a champagne bucket full of moose and [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► he set it down on the table and he said [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► help yourself well into the kitchen and [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► I was left alone with the I mean I might [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► have had a dining partner I don't even [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► remember now [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► lesson learned tracks with the purpose [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► of out and I just you think there's a [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► much more noticeable dent in the most [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► fucking when you're done [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► no that's the thing i just had a six [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► just a six-course meal it probably was [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► 40,000 calories and put this bucket of [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► moose on the table as a challenge [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► it was absolutely a challenge it was [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► like here you do your worst [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► do your worst American fuck you hear [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► that champagne bucket full moon there [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► and the first spoon the first spoonful [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► of moose was like eating a celery stick [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► of butter eating a stick of butter that [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► had been you know that was had been [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► warmed by the Sun and I mean I i thought [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► i was gonna was gonna eat this bucket [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► moves but i could not I really you know [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► three spoonfuls and I surrendered see [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► the play miss you know where please call [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► me over there when you're ready to like [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► you say serlin get I i was thinking to [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► myself yet you spent four years fighting [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► a trench warfare against the Germans and [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► you had this secret weapon like you [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► you're out there you're out there [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► shooting you know pellets at each other [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► uh-huh yeah you had 50,000 men died or [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► in one day on the psalm and you could [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► have just sent this bucket of moves [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► across and I mean the Germans had the [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► Germans we've had no defense they're [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► used to you know they're used to [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► somebody giving them a piece of dry [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► bread and some flourless cake at the end [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► of a meal they would have a really want [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► to capitulate in an hour to work its [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► magic no line at that didn't take a [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► weekend that was a lot of fucking work [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► to make this the more the most useless [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► things ever [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► you can spend all that time on imagine a [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► line when you could have made you could [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► have made not just like a moose table [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► they were stopped right there [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► you learn that's right a folding table [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► two guys sitting on one side of it and a [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► bucket of moose and they would have been [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► like lineup take all you want helmet [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► that's right [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► hey here this is it this is all we have [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► in front so you can take as much of your [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► wants and easy do you remember our guy [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► wish I could remember his name we should [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► go back there but remember and I [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► remember he like unexpectedly brought us [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► a lovely plate of fruit he just been an [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► not like the kind of fruit you get like [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► like at that the soup and crackers or [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► whatever he puts down like a plate of [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► whole fruits like something from hans [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► holbein painting anywhere there's a [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► bunch of fruit I just like bringing your [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► like we're like god bless you old man [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► yeah I felt like there should have been [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► a piglet in the middle of this in this [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► basket of fruit and we actually sat with [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► our knives and we're cutting out a [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► couple cutting up apples full apples and [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► eating them at this time so you should [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► feel like you know you you go to Greece [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► and what are you doing you're peeling [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► away layers of phyllo dough wondering [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► what this what this [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► don't like substance what is this what [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► is this mulch inside of here if I was [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► lucky they'll give you like some hot [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► nuts [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► mmm this is something I've never [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► understood that didn't happen to be in [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► Turkey all the time it's like in Turkey [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► they're always handy hot nuts would you [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► like hot nuts [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► can I have a test John is not a certain [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► point I had to start there [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► there are store friends in Turkey are [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► all they sell hot nuts like every kind [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► of not hot and there's a there's a guy [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► behind the counter [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► I swear to you in a bow tie and a [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► stripey shirt and a little paper cap and [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► he's like would you know pick hot nuts [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► that are your pleasure and after a while [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► in Turkey I was like you know what I'd [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► like some nuts at room temperature and [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► at that point you think we are Greek [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► you're insulting their culture at that [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► point that's not how we do it Mike i I [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► just I love nuts but not hot [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► I don't want to haha I I like I i tried [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► them now I just like some regular nuts [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► and the guy said at one point some guy [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► said by the nuts take him home what I'm [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► cool now is the solution i was a [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► solution because all he had were hot [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► nuts sir we just sign language anyway I [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► don't speak to how would you like to [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► have a Hertz donut it punches in the [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► arms of any money please for the love of [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► God stop hitting your nuts mexican coke [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► okay she had one more promise so Marlo [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► Thomas 1966 was the premiere of that [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► girl has described anne-marie which I [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► thought was kind of funny and she's got [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► to Amarista struggling actress living in [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► new york city in between trying to find [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► jobs she has time for her boyfriend [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► Donald Hollinger now interesting here [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► now Donald Hollinger first of all eight [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► this is where I learned the the word [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► fiancee I love the word fiancé from [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► that girl when I was a boy really uh huh [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► i learned them the word moved from rick [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► springfield points probably mood and [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► Sheila it's a great song and the end [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► that you never saw us to plan something [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► something every night of it I love it I [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► love that song [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► the point is probably mood at the time I [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► so I remember saying to my sister kind [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► of smugly as it [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► the world I think he means mute and my [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► sister who was a ten-year-old said it's [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► moot and I was like me I don't think [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► there's a I don't think there's a word [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► moot when Tina went negligently mute [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► around that time probably one night in [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► 1981 someone asked me that much group of [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► adults said what you want to go for [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► dinner I said that matter me I'm [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► expendable the letter that a Warner [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► Brothers cartoon but here's the thing [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► about that girl I think this is an [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► important thing because i think that [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► girl [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► yes she's got the father-figure yes [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► she's got the fiance but she's trying to [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► strike out on her own I think this is [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► the network trying to get into this [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► whole youth culture thing in a way that [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► people will be able to understand i [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► think she's a very important precursor [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► to mary tyler moore i say all this [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► because did you know that for the mary [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► tyler moore show based initially she was [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► supposed to be divorced scandalous she [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► was supposed exactly but here's the big [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► problem I think eventually was implied i [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► think was implied eventually that there [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► was an engagement that broke off that [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► she was actually never married [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► this concern on all fronts was that [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► people would think she had gotten [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► divorced from Dick Van Dyke who can't [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► divorce dick van dyke [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► no no no he's got a lot of you know he's [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► been alcoholic you don't get the ground [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► like mad he is not well i mean if if I'd [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► been married to Dick Van Dyke just his [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► british accent in many problems enough [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► to divorce him and keeps changing like [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► like not even like not even a paragraph [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► that even a sense like from whatever of [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► the moaning demonium or whatever [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► yeah phoneme I guess phony phony that [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► may not know [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► boney m I don't know what that is that's [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► a great that's a great name for a French [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► girl though [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► have you met dr. Joe moneim mean that [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► money right that many of you know who's [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► British accent I can't stand who don [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► cheadle is even fake British accent don [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► cheadle plays he just tries to a cockney [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► accent in those oceans 11 movies I and [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► every time he's on the screen [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► my skin is crawling like it's covered [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► with spiders and I I got nothing against [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► Don Cheadle I like that actor i like [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► that i say he's a great actor and he's [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► in a lot of movies i feel like you he's [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► many plays the same role in every film [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► but that's alright except for this one [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► movie where he doesn't talk me accent [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► and I makes my skin crawl and somebody [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► suggested to me that maybe I could enjoy [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► the oceans 11 movies more if I thought [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► that he was intentionally doing a bad [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► fake British accent through and I [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► haven't tested that theory out food [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► that's like saying I get you get you [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► know enjoy it because she's acting like [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► she's doing a crummy handjob you know [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► she's really bad in it I mean like I [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► matter what you think that's kind of an [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► interesting idea [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► mm relax and you know enjoy it because [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► she's acting like she's giving a [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► chromium job i'm gonna try that you know [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► she's given up a lot just even be there [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► yeah it's like that this is an economy [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► and job this is a performance of the [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► core me handjob also i cut you off on [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► the match thing I think matches another [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► thing they like the on the family where [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► it really it was a little heavy-handed [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► pretty quickly but i think it really [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► really really has not aged well it has [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► not aged well some of those particularly [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► the later episodes you can't even watch [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► it it's like it's like being sent to the [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► principal's office and have like happy [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► days yes and like happy days and like so [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► many shows that were on for way too long [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► and they got less and less careful about [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► even trying to make them look like it [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► was that era [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► right right i just started really judgey [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► cybergun was watching really that's [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► that's the way people had here in 1961 [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► you kidding me chachi you know I mean [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► every every everybody looks like John [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► casals in dog day afternoon so what he [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► is doing this haircut in the Army for [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► every x chachi came on the set for me it [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► was like when scrappy-doo walked walked [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► out into into the scene [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► chachi was the scrappydew of happy days [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► they all have them [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► I mean [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► there's I'll jump the shark site i think [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► that yes absolutely you know like Oliver [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► on on the Brady Bunch all over all my [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► god anything they have that lame attempt [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► to try to make using one episode where [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► they were trying to make us a spin-off [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► with through multiracial kids and how [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► did that all overlooked however was like [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► a like a three-foot-tall John Denver who [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► menus on Big John Littlejohn with her [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► Battlement well you just took it to a [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► higher level don't recommend you do that [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► all the time you drop a major science [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► probably just rubber wristbands now I [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► think he's a producer something who is a [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► really douchebaggy picture him [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► oh my goodness the ultimate example of [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► that of course is the little is the [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► little Cooley child in the second uh [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► Indiana Jones movie is equally I don't [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► know it's at now what about that keep up [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► with your casual racism ok alright [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► alright well I'd like to move onto [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► black-tie racism at some at some point [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► just so we can raise it raise that to [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► tell you a little bit wanna you want to [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► go to black tie racism are [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► african-american and African American [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► Tycho one will know what the hell you're [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► talking about will be we will be [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► drowning in euphemism because there [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► there's nobody more racist than Black [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► Tie p.m. have arrogant I people don't [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► move okay so we got just a couple of [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► things and moose buffet is best gotta go [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► to espetus normally Oh Hogan's Heroes [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► got the whole thing on Hogan's Heroes [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► talk about in Margaret for a second all [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► you bet we can [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► God target in in in the that movie [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► always as the 70s the queen she was the [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► models in the mom it was the mom on man [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► or like in that up by birdy opening [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► sequence from bye birdie and Margaret [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► have you seen her appearances on the on [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► the Dean Martin television program no i [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► haven't she's every bit as foxy and [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► the foxiest thing that ever walked the [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► earth she's transferring this on the [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► robot no just absolutely absolutely i [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► mean like she's very close to what she's [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► different she's a different strain of of [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► hot girl from she's not in my like [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► canonical fallax of hot girls but she's [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► awful tentacles that likes em yeah right [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► that's from the Greek yeah yeah they're [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► on factory records band didn't didn't [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► didn't do very well disagree as to [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► create the greek word gosh i got so many [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► of these I could somewhat time isn't [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► going to lose ok send an economical [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► fouling son said i watch that video i [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► look at my cards i'm supposed to I'm [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► we're doing a podcast know what you're [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► gonna be here a little while you're [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► making here to watch a little bit and [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► i'll just talk to myself here i got my [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► classes might think you know it's a that [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► she's so a redheaded know she's [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► extremely redheaded and she's very low [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► she's so petulant and mm she riding her [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► roller left she could cause a lot of [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► trouble for a lot of people she's [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► flouncing her hair around that's the [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► thing that's the thing that girls don't [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► do now don't want their hair like this [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► although i think zooey deschanel [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► probably does [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► you know I i think it's something where [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► I totally agree and I think it's [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► something that that like a slutty girl [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► would do what she wants you to pick up [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► the tab but i think all girls use it [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► just slipped their hair is a thing [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► that's like guys wearing hats that was [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► just what you did she flips her hair she [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► flips her hair like like a like an [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► Olympic sensor like every single little [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► flick of her hair is intentional [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► it is it is it then there's somebody and [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► you can see there's nobody with a fan [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► right behind the camera pointing the fan [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► and her and giving her a little bit you [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► know a little bit of wind [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► he works pretty much for Neil Young now [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► the fan guy everything Young has always [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► been a fan [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► well yeah you know I i saw a million i [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► saw the new young production from the [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► side of the stage at one point and wow [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► he hires everybody that works for Neil [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► Young has worked for young for 45 years [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► the fan guy probably started with neil [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► and 67 you know he did this and mari did [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► bye birdie and many he went over to meal [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► and they all have huge handlebar [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► mustaches they look like Muppets haha [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► it's amazing it's like being it's like [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► being in a biker bar except everybody's [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► super friendly [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► that's so cool he seems extremely [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► down-to-earth i'm shy reserved and [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► down-to-earth is what explains a little [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► shy some of that is that he's stoned LOL [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► i stuck his home shook his hand at just [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► I i just said i stuck his home but I [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► didn't stick his home i did shake his [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► hand to get that just the German phrase [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► as i stood his home he shook his own but [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► I shook his hand and his hand was so [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► soft and he would end so gentle and we [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► stood and we talked about model trains [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► and this isn't his kid likes model [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► trains i'm guessing kid likes model [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► trains but he's a big model train guy [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► and I knew that and I like model trains [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► so I was you know I was like what am I [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► going to say to neil young because you [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► know Neil Young was a he was a figure [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► for me when I stopped doing drugs i [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► remembers this was the this was the this [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► was the thing that popped into my head [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► because when you stop doing drugs a lot [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► of things pop into your head a lot of [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► stupid shit who pops into your head for [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► months and years afterwards but one of [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► the things that stop popped into my head [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► right at the start was well okay smart [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► guy is stopped doing drugs but what are [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► you gonna do if one day [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► Neil Young offers you would hit off of [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► his joints to be are you going to say no [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► to Neil Young offering you a hit off of [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► his doobie and so for 15 years of [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► walking around not doing drugs [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► this is in the back of my mind I didn't [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► have a definitive answer for this this [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► but this was the challenge this was the [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► test [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► what are you gonna do smart guy what [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► Neil Young offers you hit off his dob [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► it's one thing to not be like searching [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► the carpet for that little piece of [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► crack that suppose that somebody thought [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► they dropped but it's another thing it's [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► one thing to not want to do that anymore [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► like it's like Dennis Wilson asking you [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► to look through the [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► matching his car for coke right it's [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► nothing is not brian wilson sitting in a [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► cat box saying pitches like my like this [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► poop for me is this is this hash or is [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► this cat shit [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► no it's it's this was the thing what are [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► you going to do and one of the one that [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► I had a a short test of it [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► well I one night I was out to dinner [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► with mike mills of REM a guy you know I [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► admire and he he ordered like probably [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► eleventeen bottles of wine while we were [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► at dinner and and and i was thinking to [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► myself do I have a glass of wine with [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► mike mills this is like a big moment for [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► me having dinner with mike mills and [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► what did I I didn't have a glass of wine [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► and why not because I said well it's not [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► really offering you a hit off of his [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► tippy get the SPECIAL yeah that's the [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► thing right so then anyway here I am a [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► deal and I'm backstage and neil young [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► thing and unique armor from death cab [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► for cutie he comes he grabs me and he [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► says you gotta come with me you know i [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► were backstage everybody's it's like [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► backstage and over blah blah blah [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► Nick comes he sick he kinda you know a [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► gets me away from the herd and he says [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► come with me come with me and we walk [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► out into the hall and I say what's going [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► on things like just stand here with me [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► and just talk to me for a second I was [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► like alright we stand there and talk and [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► just making chitchat and I'm like so [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► what are we doing here and he's like [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► just if we just stand here for a few [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► more minutes Neil Young is going to walk [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► out of that door and i'll enter one I [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► want you to meet him and I said oh [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► alright and it added a very moment the [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► door opens and out walks Neil Young with [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► his wife and his band and everybody is [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► smiling and they walk right over and [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► Neil goes hey nick how's it going and it [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► goes great deal i want you to meet a [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► good friend of mine John Roderick and [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► Neil goes hey John how's it goin and [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► puts out his hand and we stand there [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► it's been 10 minutes talking now this is [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► a gift that Nick harmer gave me that I [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► think it says volumes about [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► Nick armor first of all the time but I'm [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► standing talking to young and I'm [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► thinking to myself what am I gonna do if [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► he offers me and offers doobie you can [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► even have a constant enjoying the moment [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► because you just kept waiting for the [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► moment where he pulls out like a cheech [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► and chong sighs actually your fingers [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► the smell of pot is wafting over us as [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► we're talking and over here and you can [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► hear when the basement of this stadium [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► right you can hear the crowd one they'll [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► do you know like chanting heels on his [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► way to the stage right he's not like [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► they're not they're not stopping to chat [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► on their way to the bus [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► they're stopping to chat in their show [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► closed headed to the stage and he stops [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► and he's like I'm gonna take 10 minutes [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► and talk to this guy 10 minutes [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► yeah we stand there and talk outside [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► making like nothing seems awesome so I [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► represent that's like not your mo you're [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► like get out of the way guy you know you [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► must have been so nervous I was like so [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► so yeah uh so the bridge benefit is a [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► cool thing [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► uh so it's only gonna get you going to [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► Chris Perry going to chris farley mode [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► hot so you're Paul McCartney that and [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► that and the whole time I'm thinking [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► don't offer me head off your dubito [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► please don't do it I don't want it I [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► don't want it I'd I what I want it but I [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► don't want it it's you know this is the [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► thing and he didn't thank god bless them [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► he can probably sin city give it even [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► even in his terrible terrible [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► uncontrollable marijuana Hayes he could [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► probably tell that you felt awkward [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► about 2 b's it was like if you know i'm [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► sure a lot of guys settle up to yonder [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► like to be 2b 2b 2b dooby dooby dooby [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► dooby dooby and I wasn't given the [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► doobie vibe and I've been given the [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► doobie vibe I mean I know what that is [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► here in San Francisco you must get it [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► every time you walk out the door it's [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► the most the primary five dozen other [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► people in San Francisco that have lost [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► the ability to tell when they're giving [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► the doobie vibe to somebody no an [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► anxiety disorder and wants them to doc [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► it's just there's too much to be too [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► much vibe like downstairs are I think [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► our neighbors both of them must have [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► some very bad glaucoma [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► because that it's medicine that's making [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► its yeah it is it's it's it's a kind of [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► medicine [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► yeah yeah I would just be hoping you [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► would go like so did you have any [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► incredibly detailed questions about my [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► after the gold rush album what I wanted [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► to do was sit and talk about his guitars [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► the whole time so man that guitar [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► yeah that one guitar so can I like touch [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► it a time-weighted so then eventually [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► they're like ok man we'll see you guys [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► later you know they didn't say like we [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► gotta go we gotta go records there [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► because there are 20,000 people chanting [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► my name was just like all right man was [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► any one last thing [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► well what the fuck was up that wandering [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► song i love that song [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► of course you do Apple era of new young [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► in the end up in the pink like its [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► graphic work with his craft work songs [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► to wonder and that's great and i liked i [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► like trans to it was saying that when [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► he's doing kraftwerk that's sweet you [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► know you know about that record right [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► yes okay well that's sweet we can make [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► very much money with this kid but he [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► should have done was a broken arrow or [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► mr. solo I mean we have Mr so Dez you [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► know come on a fan of all that stuff [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► somebody posted something on the [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► internet the other day talking shit [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► about about the song t-bone from the [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► reactor album like it was the reactor [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► wow you go deep catalog that was some [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► kind of bad thing [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► 30 there in gene simmons is a solo [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► record were in Camelot cut out for [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► probably still to this day don't bring [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► gene Simmons into it but yeah reactor [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► was one of those records right like the [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► like the frank zappa orchestral record [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► remember that Zappa made an orchestral [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► record no vocals don't know what they [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► got that but i can but yeah that's [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► available [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► these were the records that were [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► available for ninety-nine cents who ship [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► arriving too late to save a journey [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► which was catching seems pretty good [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► company all the way through high school [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► for me and i own them all [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► although some of them stayed with me and [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► some of them went z [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► go out into the snow was something i [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► mean you know i think one of the best [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► things you can do for a kid today is it [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► is given mania that was a call decade [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► needs to be a triple album absolutely i [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► mean there's not there's not there's not [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► a bad song on there like I've ever each [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► one is better than the last all I did [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► girl for a long time back in the old [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► days who was a big fan of this w-end [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► girlsongirls would be near you [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► this was when girls would be near me and [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► she was a fan of the yodeler she was a [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► hipster girl and she liked the she like [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► the cat power and she likes she met [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► Jimmy much see Papa no not not the [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► actual belittle others aren't I but I'm [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► fairly slim whitman she loves Roger [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► Whittaker about the autistic indie-rock [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► yodelers Oh hotel a bonnie prince billy [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► the the singers who killed who maybe can [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► really sing but but what they do instead [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► is yodel can whoa [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► and I would listen to my offer [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► always playing in her house and she was [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► you know she was a hipster she was very [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► smug about music whoo [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► and at a certain point we've been dating [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► for years certain point I was sitting in [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► her and this was a type of thing that I [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► would tolerate that lovely dark haired [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► girl I met it's a dark-haired girl she [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► was lovely [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► she was very lovely girl in and and I [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► would tolerate this type of thing this [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► this like smugness about music she was [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► far too pleasant for you if you know you [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► didn't you never saw the unpleasantness [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► yeah but anyway let's leave that to [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► another target yelling but uh but at one [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► point I said have you ever listened to [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► neil young like just have you ever gone [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► to the source of this and listen to this [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► listen to the real thing of this and she [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► went [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► Neil Young classic rock double block all [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► right I said oh oh my god [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► right I said oh oh my god [TS]