Roderick on the Line

Ep. 05: "Carry on, Maude"


00:00:00   [Music] [TS]

00:00:04   hello hi John how are you I'm fine [TS]

00:00:08   Marilyn I'm on the line that's going to [TS]

00:00:12   be my new catchphrase [TS]

00:00:14   oh I'm on the line we had previously [TS]

00:00:17   have you want you know I should come [TS]

00:00:21   back to that I i got a lot of reasons [TS]

00:00:22   why i like that i can discuss with you [TS]

00:00:24   have you had previous catchphrases [TS]

00:00:29   Oh part like everyone like it's not you [TS]

00:00:32   it's me you should probably go [TS]

00:00:34   I never said any of that you know what [TS]

00:00:37   we have yes and I guess I always good [TS]

00:00:39   it's you it's you got any matches I had [TS]

00:00:44   some catchphrases yeah or some of my [TS]

00:00:48   catchphrases boy you know i don't know [TS]

00:00:52   they're all Italian so italiano that's [TS]

00:00:54   what i was gonna guess I never knew what [TS]

00:00:56   i was saying pick up so fire [TS]

00:00:59   I think there's a there are times in [TS]

00:01:00   one's life when one is very susceptible [TS]

00:01:02   to catch phrases and in this one's life [TS]

00:01:05   that is not now they really make me [TS]

00:01:08   extremely angry been having said that I [TS]

00:01:10   used to really like them a lot [TS]

00:01:11   yeah you had some I bet tampoco god [TS]

00:01:15   well mmm i think it's a little bit like [TS]

00:01:17   when people know you you probably got [TS]

00:01:19   this i'm guessing with i'm gonna guess [TS]

00:01:21   you get the space needle you get the [TS]

00:01:23   place where they throw fish [TS]

00:01:24   yeah on you know I don't absolutely that [TS]

00:01:27   place is actually kind of cool but like [TS]

00:01:28   you know the san francisco de alright [TS]

00:01:30   people come here to write Cerrone got we [TS]

00:01:33   got chocolate the mobile version of [TS]

00:01:36   rice-a-roni is the cable car obviously [TS]

00:01:37   which is you know it's fine it's it's [TS]

00:01:41   fine [TS]

00:01:41   fisherman's wharf it is super fun that [TS]

00:01:43   cable car [TS]

00:01:45   you know I'm highroad cable car one time [TS]

00:01:48   and I was hanging i was on the front you [TS]

00:01:52   know I got I got on the front and I was [TS]

00:01:54   hanging off the side and we went by [TS]

00:01:56   another cable car and everybody gave [TS]

00:01:58   each other high-fives your hand too far [TS]

00:02:01   off the side guy i would like I'm in San [TS]

00:02:04   Francisco think if your ding ding ding [TS]

00:02:07   ding I felt like Marlo Thomas and that [TS]

00:02:10   girl [TS]

00:02:10   oh god I would kill Mr Thomas and that [TS]

00:02:13   girl mm I would kill to have Marla [TS]

00:02:15   Thomas another oh my god that flip man [TS]

00:02:18   Marlo Thomas fat girl Emma Peel and [TS]

00:02:22   Marla Thomas there's not a woman in the [TS]

00:02:24   world that could save me from what [TS]

00:02:26   they've done to me that there was a that [TS]

00:02:28   was without an outfit without a special [TS]

00:02:29   outfit [TS]

00:02:30   let's just put it that way Marlo Thomas [TS]

00:02:32   in in the early seventies that was still [TS]

00:02:36   when it was it was sexy to be like a [TS]

00:02:40   ballbusting feminist if you hadn't come [TS]

00:02:43   trying it hadn't become deeply [TS]

00:02:47   profoundly annoying it was still hot [TS]

00:02:49   like yeah yeah tell me that I'm tell me [TS]

00:02:54   that I'm Neanderthal and i have bad [TS]

00:02:57   thoughts on Lady Arthur well as carrion [TS]

00:03:03   mod movies he's going on short time I [TS]

00:03:06   don't remember those I remember mod and [TS]

00:03:10   I be Arthur never I don't think I don't [TS]

00:03:12   think norman lear's take on things has H [TS]

00:03:16   particularly well that's interesting [TS]

00:03:18   isn't it you you want you want you want [TS]

00:03:21   Archie Bunker to be eternal and because [TS]

00:03:25   it was so far ahead at the time but [TS]

00:03:28   first things first the first season in [TS]

00:03:30   kind of sexy with the first season when [TS]

00:03:32   that first episode came on it was it was [TS]

00:03:35   Lou what not even like the Beatles it [TS]

00:03:37   was like the sex pistols or the clash of [TS]

00:03:39   TV shows people had no idea what to make [TS]

00:03:41   of it [TS]

00:03:41   yeah so far had my mom talks about going [TS]

00:03:43   to work [TS]

00:03:45   she worked at the oil companies you know [TS]

00:03:47   she would go to work and make the the [TS]

00:03:49   other guys in her car pool [TS]

00:03:51   what's been the whole drive into work [TS]

00:03:53   talking about the show [TS]

00:03:55   not realizing that arguably Archie [TS]

00:03:57   Bunker wasn't the hero that's the [TS]

00:03:59   important part of the beauty is I think [TS]

00:04:01   it was it's like Robert De Niro in taxi [TS]

00:04:03   driver you can pick which side front you [TS]

00:04:04   can be here rnt here are depending on [TS]

00:04:06   you know how much you like you know [TS]

00:04:08   political campaigns and jodie foster [TS]

00:04:10   same here i think a lot of people say [TS]

00:04:11   now finally there's a voice for me [TS]

00:04:15   mm no I'm just saying I'm just saying I [TS]

00:04:17   think that I think meathead was very [TS]

00:04:18   unlikable to a lot of people don't know [TS]

00:04:20   what all except for maybe Edith were all [TS]

00:04:22   deliberately insufferable well Edith was [TS]

00:04:26   a meathead she wasn't meathead [TS]

00:04:28   no she doesn't think that I'm sorry she [TS]

00:04:30   was sitting bad she was bad [TS]

00:04:32   yeah that's right catchphrase there you [TS]

00:04:34   go no i didn't i didn't identify with [TS]

00:04:37   any of the characters but anyway I think [TS]

00:04:40   you're right i've seen it recently and [TS]

00:04:41   it's not even always manage mrs. [TS]

00:04:43   Jefferson mrs. Jefferson nothing I you [TS]

00:04:46   know I think I think I probably what the [TS]

00:04:49   person identified with was everytime [TS]

00:04:51   everytime meathead brought home some [TS]

00:04:54   draft dodger or a friend or you know [TS]

00:04:59   there was always some kind of some [TS]

00:05:01   dinner guests who had a beard and an [TS]

00:05:03   army jacket and halfway through the [TS]

00:05:06   dinner he revealed that he you know that [TS]

00:05:09   he'd been in Vietnam War that he was but [TS]

00:05:13   that he had hepatitis C or whatever that [TS]

00:05:16   guy I always felt like that guy [TS]

00:05:19   hey kind of typifies on a day-to-day [TS]

00:05:21   basis by Lionel Jefferson I could see [TS]

00:05:24   myself aligning with Lionel you have an [TS]

00:05:26   excellent haircut and you're always [TS]

00:05:28   always calm and collected and you mean [TS]

00:05:30   you give as good as you get [TS]

00:05:31   that's right lyle didn't take it lying [TS]

00:05:34   down and myla Thomas so she was also [TS]

00:05:36   part as you know in the late sixties [TS]

00:05:38   they had this night of the Long Knives [TS]

00:05:40   because i like to get a Hitler anyway [TS]

00:05:45   the point is it's a little early to the [TS]

00:05:47   point is it's Rome was gay and the idea [TS]

00:05:50   of a place for the essay anymore and so [TS]

00:05:52   the so so late sixties they decided i [TS]

00:05:56   guess its CBS they decided this is it [TS]

00:05:57   you know this right you know we've had [TS]

00:05:59   it [TS]

00:06:00   there's too much of this corn pone crap [TS]

00:06:01   you have the beverly hillbillies [TS]

00:06:04   you got the petticoat junction you got [TS]

00:06:05   all these shows that are that are [TS]

00:06:07   turning [TS]

00:06:08   off the ostensibly urban audience that [TS]

00:06:10   we want and so they clear them all out [TS]

00:06:12   right one back of the neck that's right [TS]

00:06:14   there was there was a Holocaust it [TS]

00:06:16   literal and so in their stead they [TS]

00:06:21   brought in all of these I think starting [TS]

00:06:23   with I believe Mary Tyler Moore Show [TS]

00:06:25   interesting so I would have said it was [TS]

00:06:28   a it was good times [TS]

00:06:31   oh i think there's a little later i [TS]

00:06:33   think a little bit later but I mean that [TS]

00:06:34   the chronology i think is you know and [TS]

00:06:37   I'll seen stuff like hija right i mean [TS]

00:06:38   he how he hung around for a long time I [TS]

00:06:40   think I think right right Clark had a [TS]

00:06:42   lot of dirt on people was the one about [TS]

00:06:44   the pink submarine [TS]

00:06:46   Oh operation petticoat operation [TS]

00:06:49   petticoat operation operation colon [TS]

00:06:52   petticoat and was based on a film where [TS]

00:06:55   a usual disruption right you know you [TS]

00:06:57   can't have women on the boat gonna title [TS]

00:07:00   94 uterus is and boats he got his like [TS]

00:07:03   the unit cost boot meets magazine right [TS]

00:07:05   right and they were painting they were [TS]

00:07:07   painting the submarine and then the only [TS]

00:07:09   color of the only color of primer they [TS]

00:07:11   had was pink and then and then [TS]

00:07:14   oh no they had to get out of Port really [TS]

00:07:16   faster dive-bombers dive-bombers so they [TS]

00:07:20   had to sail in the end and they're stuck [TS]

00:07:22   in a pink submarine you gotta go to work [TS]

00:07:24   really hard to fuck up a submarine movie [TS]

00:07:26   we're going to think the thing that the [TS]

00:07:28   thing is that movie was terrible but the [TS]

00:07:30   television show is hilarious it was like [TS]

00:07:31   Hogan's Heroes on a submarine with girls [TS]

00:07:34   my cards are already full of some rent [TS]

00:07:36   on this year's now i think i'm gonna [TS]

00:07:39   need to look this up we have any we [TS]

00:07:41   brush we have a listener i found out and [TS]

00:07:43   listening to the listeners we have found [TS]

00:07:45   that we have a listener and Elizabeth [TS]

00:07:47   thinking they're thinking I don't like [TS]

00:07:49   it when Merlin types 00 somebody [TS]

00:07:53   complained there was a complaint about [TS]

00:07:54   the typing as you know John I've been [TS]

00:07:57   talking to you about this for years I we [TS]

00:07:59   never look at the camera and you don't [TS]

00:08:00   talk about the thing you're doing right [TS]

00:08:01   you know I'm saying is you know you [TS]

00:08:03   don't clear throat it's just pure Louie [TS]

00:08:05   having said that don't need a peanut [TS]

00:08:07   butter sandwich while you're doing a [TS]

00:08:08   podcast that I something I learned [TS]

00:08:10   ok I have to disagree on that you know I [TS]

00:08:13   mean what you're typing and this is [TS]

00:08:15   bothering somebody I mean [TS]

00:08:17   you know if you don't want a little [TS]

00:08:19   moisture on the mattress maybe you [TS]

00:08:21   shouldn't have gone to the bar you know [TS]

00:08:22   what I'm saying you know you don't [TS]

00:08:24   that's a that one that's gonna [TS]

00:08:26   understand even turn myself finally one [TS]

00:08:29   went past me that I just what i need and [TS]

00:08:31   Ezra Pound I need somebody to get in [TS]

00:08:33   there and just a big fucking pencil and [TS]

00:08:34   just cross out whole pages you've seen [TS]

00:08:36   that you're now you can write the big [TS]

00:08:39   big red X no no no four chapters later [TS]

00:08:44   there's a good page [TS]

00:08:46   wait let me just get this straight tom [TS]

00:08:47   you want to call it he do the police in [TS]

00:08:50   different voices but yes actually I [TS]

00:08:52   think that would be like that now the [TS]

00:08:53   second thing let's talk about the [TS]

00:08:55   English accent you are from Missouri red [TS]

00:09:00   is the cruelest month reading lilacs [TS]

00:09:02   outcome that flag isn't online version [TS]

00:09:04   of that you can get the print version [TS]

00:09:05   but the online version you can see just [TS]

00:09:07   how i went through there like five [TS]

00:09:08   pictures of time so sure [TS]

00:09:10   yes so anyway that's that Raymond Carver [TS]

00:09:13   story right i mean about drinking you [TS]

00:09:14   mean no no like I with a guy who liked [TS]

00:09:17   actually get all the work right now [TS]

00:09:18   write the editor that took nine hundred [TS]

00:09:20   pages of drunken scribbles in turn it [TS]

00:09:23   like where I'm calling from and that is [TS]

00:09:27   life like oh you want to release the [TS]

00:09:29   unexpurgated version of the book [TS]

00:09:31   everybody's like yeah it's like it's [TS]

00:09:34   like six cocktail napkins and each one [TS]

00:09:36   each one of them says alcohol suburb [TS]

00:09:38   telephone something [TS]

00:09:40   all work and no play makes Jack a dull [TS]

00:09:42   boy all working out exactly where i'm [TS]

00:09:45   drinking from I know I'm gonna check [TS]

00:09:48   this for so typing boys probably already [TS]

00:09:50   gone away but i'm going to check by the [TS]

00:09:53   way I don't know if you know I had the [TS]

00:09:54   loudest keyboard in the entire world you [TS]

00:09:56   know that but it sounds like it's it's a [TS]

00:09:58   heads up [TS]

00:09:59   it's like constructed out of pulleys and [TS]

00:10:01   wheels there's no wheels [TS]

00:10:04   it sounds like it I can hear like little [TS]

00:10:06   rubber bands and years [TS]

00:10:09   mhm it would appear i got this slip [TS]

00:10:13   oh my god i just got i just got a whole [TS]

00:10:15   truckload of wood are you talking about [TS]

00:10:17   Marlo Thomas flippers about the [TS]

00:10:18   now-discontinued flip video camera was a [TS]

00:10:21   good camera I've had two of this i know [TS]

00:10:24   you encouraged me to get it and then [TS]

00:10:25   they are LOL dat right they stopped [TS]

00:10:27   making it [TS]

00:10:28   well it's not just that this is it is [TS]

00:10:29   since the first time we met every time [TS]

00:10:32   we get together you encourage me you [TS]

00:10:35   don't you don't encourage me exactly but [TS]

00:10:37   you you hold up some talismanic new [TS]

00:10:40   electronical device and you go oh my god [TS]

00:10:43   this is amazing i couldn't live without [TS]

00:10:45   this thing right this is the thing with [TS]

00:10:46   buttons you can use to call people and [TS]

00:10:49   then happen I go home I go back to [TS]

00:10:51   Seattle and I go wow I should really [TS]

00:10:53   maybe one of those little electronical [TS]

00:10:55   devices would transform my life and I [TS]

00:10:58   would be more I would have more [TS]

00:11:00   something i would have more of something [TS]

00:11:02   that i'm missing and so I go by I think [TS]

00:11:04   on some level I'm a smart guy i do [TS]

00:11:06   things i see things i could use this I [TS]

00:11:09   use this trinket stores this so i buy [TS]

00:11:11   this flip and I picture myself out [TS]

00:11:13   making 30-second videos of butterflies [TS]

00:11:17   having sex with each other or I'm gonna [TS]

00:11:19   become a YouTube phenomenon because I'm [TS]

00:11:22   you know I I'm the guy on the spot with [TS]

00:11:25   my little fucking cigarette pack camera [TS]

00:11:27   over and I'm going to make these [TS]

00:11:29   fantastical little videos and i'm going [TS]

00:11:32   to be on funny like you're like you're [TS]

00:11:33   like so la metes like Truffaut like [TS]

00:11:36   you're out there and you're fucking [TS]

00:11:37   keeping it real [TS]

00:11:38   that's right one on the frame at a time [TS]

00:11:39   i'm on the street and the street is [TS]

00:11:41   eighteen eighty Paris but it's instead I [TS]

00:11:46   get the thing and I and i'm scrolling [TS]

00:11:48   through menus trying to set it up and I [TS]

00:11:51   have to download some code and I have to [TS]

00:11:53   find some is he's gonna jump in here to [TS]

00:11:56   download some code that some town load [TS]

00:11:59   some some access code and honor I had to [TS]

00:12:02   read the manual is verify your RSS [TS]

00:12:05   probably back up that you don't have six [TS]

00:12:07   or seven RSS is I haven't very much [TS]

00:12:10   write what you know why you know why you [TS]

00:12:11   got a handshake them with the slave [TS]

00:12:13   server [TS]

00:12:14   yeah but your deaths what you're doing [TS]

00:12:16   if the download tour and go on the Deep [TS]

00:12:18   Web was up what the flip man instance of [TS]

00:12:21   that I have a drawer of I i have [TS]

00:12:24   explored that I call the Merlin drawer [TS]

00:12:25   which is the island of lost fucking PA [TS]

00:12:29   where you if we've cut off bits of my [TS]

00:12:30   hair [TS]

00:12:32   no there's nothing like that it's just a [TS]

00:12:34   bunch of blackberries and and cameras [TS]

00:12:38   and I think there's a minidisc player [TS]

00:12:41   there there's like a there's like a [TS]

00:12:43   four-track that record to us you know [TS]

00:12:47   that record still like scotch and you [TS]

00:12:50   seen the new teac nano not even a [TS]

00:12:54   one-track oh this is the neat part put [TS]

00:12:56   scotch tape then it's double-sided [TS]

00:12:58   scotch tape that you really have to get [TS]

00:13:00   from Scotland huh record it can record [TS]

00:13:03   everything onto the cloud under the [TS]

00:13:06   clothes the clothes also to set another [TS]

00:13:11   zip you know now I just want to make a [TS]

00:13:13   case for this you're right it looks kind [TS]

00:13:15   of like a a black or african-american [TS]

00:13:17   package of more 100 cigarettes it's like [TS]

00:13:21   it's like that like a pack of cigarettes [TS]

00:13:22   and i gotta say that you need i have had [TS]

00:13:25   several iphones several information [TS]

00:13:28   friends and to this day I still say the [TS]

00:13:30   best stuff i've gotten was from turning [TS]

00:13:32   around that extra zip I got I got I mean [TS]

00:13:34   notnot to go all real but like one night [TS]

00:13:37   we shot a like giving her daughter a [TS]

00:13:40   bath in a little bucket you've done that [TS]

00:13:42   right you get a little bucket i did i [TS]

00:13:44   did this entire thing on the flip the [TS]

00:13:45   paper is going to computer has paid for [TS]

00:13:47   itself that does want to do with other [TS]

00:13:49   kids you know [TS]

00:13:51   wait for yourself you're saying why are [TS]

00:13:53   you such an inexpensive babysitter [TS]

00:13:55   haha and and you know what I seriously [TS]

00:14:01   it paid for itself the night and that [TS]

00:14:03   have must tell you right there i have a [TS]

00:14:04   whole time I paid for itself in [TS]

00:14:05   emotional currency [TS]

00:14:07   well i mean i think i said it was not it [TS]

00:14:09   was Michael was not costly to buy and [TS]

00:14:11   it's like it is very easy to use I mean [TS]

00:14:13   it's got that you USB USB thing for [TS]

00:14:15   computers [TS]

00:14:16   it's got that little thing and you have [TS]

00:14:18   been and then you grab it and you get [TS]

00:14:20   your stuff but anyway I'm sorry I mean [TS]

00:14:21   you're ready so you don't want to pounce [TS]

00:14:23   on us be ok alright huh hmm did you try [TS]

00:14:28   did you try rebooting the pc i'm doing [TS]

00:14:33   that now [TS]

00:14:33   ok but it but it's spinning beachball it [TS]

00:14:35   has been for a month-and-a-half spinning [TS]

00:14:38   flip of dim and I don't continue I am [TS]

00:14:41   listen we met [TS]

00:14:42   pardon me we met as chuckles chili dog [TS]

00:14:44   is getting worse every week we got kind [TS]

00:14:47   of getting the chili dogs in the same [TS]

00:14:48   place you're going to different location [TS]

00:14:50   I know it's the same place it somewhere [TS]

00:14:53   suffering I'm suffering like several [TS]

00:14:55   doors from here and don't be creepy but [TS]

00:14:57   several doors from here and each week [TS]

00:14:59   it's getting worse they started using [TS]

00:15:00   that kind of relish that it's like the [TS]

00:15:02   color of grass in the spring [TS]

00:15:05   you know you're really great when are [TS]

00:15:06   you getting regular relish my regular [TS]

00:15:08   rush right now nowhere away are we are [TS]

00:15:10   way off the reservation here relish on a [TS]

00:15:12   chili dog i can tell you should see [TS]

00:15:16   their Chicago dog you know how like you [TS]

00:15:18   have to be licensed to like sell you [TS]

00:15:21   know it's all kind of different licenses [TS]

00:15:22   to sell beer in England you know certain [TS]

00:15:25   kinds of things we got if you're gonna [TS]

00:15:26   call the champagne and going broke for I [TS]

00:15:28   understand no that's correct if you if [TS]

00:15:30   you want to have a bar you cannot sell [TS]

00:15:31   rockford beer it's very small be right [TS]

00:15:34   yeah you got exactly Roquefort so [TS]

00:15:35   they're showing you there sorry missed [TS]

00:15:37   you as a Chicago there's not a fucking [TS]

00:15:38   license in sight these guys are making [TS]

00:15:40   shit up [TS]

00:15:40   this is the Chicago dog is like if that [TS]

00:15:43   thing with the carl sagan thing we put [TS]

00:15:44   the gold plate in the Mars spaceship [TS]

00:15:46   with the people and the victim people in [TS]

00:15:48   the record most the song Chuck Barry [TS]

00:15:50   Chuck Berry was no I thought it was a [TS]

00:15:52   photo was twinkle twinkle little star [TS]

00:15:54   now you know much I didn't write that [TS]

00:15:55   you're kidding hero variations on that I [TS]

00:15:58   think that's the sonar rice cooker makes [TS]

00:15:59   my point is if that had been if somebody [TS]

00:16:02   had hastily drawn a very simple chili [TS]

00:16:04   dog [TS]

00:16:05   etched into the gold of the most i [TS]

00:16:08   called Viking well you know it came back [TS]

00:16:11   in Star Wars or Star Trek for the whale [TS]

00:16:14   one [TS]

00:16:15   yeah right it came back and it could [TS]

00:16:17   talk to the whales and the whales told [TS]

00:16:19   that don't destroy the earth and where [TS]

00:16:21   did that take place san franciscan [TS]

00:16:24   system can be used to go to that you [TS]

00:16:26   still go to that aquarium here Scotty [TS]

00:16:27   works there now reading writing credits [TS]

00:16:30   that my point is these biscuits are not [TS]

00:16:32   licensed to do shit [TS]

00:16:33   god bless them I'm glad they've started [TS]

00:16:35   their business their the Chinese what do [TS]

00:16:38   you think everyone in your neighborhood [TS]

00:16:40   is chinese but you and the top is it is [TS]

00:16:42   it racist if it's about chinese people [TS]

00:16:44   be honest I think it is ok now what if i [TS]

00:16:46   get a mexican coke is that is that is [TS]

00:16:48   that racist [TS]

00:16:49   no because that's what they're called [TS]

00:16:51   okay somehow for some reason where we [TS]

00:16:53   can we call the Mexican pokes what if it [TS]

00:16:55   tastes sleepy [TS]

00:16:56   what if the coach a sleepy or the hotdog [TS]

00:16:59   JCP you going to this place your order [TS]

00:17:02   Chicago down okay first of all [TS]

00:17:04   it's not interesting pics on my card [TS]

00:17:06   hang on [TS]

00:17:08   so mexican coke mixes racism but you [TS]

00:17:11   know when I order a mexican coke do you [TS]

00:17:13   think there's a better way because i [TS]

00:17:15   want to try a couple things this weekend [TS]

00:17:16   mixing it up [TS]

00:17:17   first of all I took off my pants because [TS]

00:17:19   I thought I want to try something [TS]

00:17:20   different and second i went with a a non [TS]

00:17:24   got a mexican coke instead of a non [TS]

00:17:26   mexican coke if you actually put my [TS]

00:17:28   parents on I've never had my pants on [TS]

00:17:30   for this broadcast will see this is why [TS]

00:17:31   I think this is like you know as angina [TS]

00:17:33   like like making the iceberg and the and [TS]

00:17:36   the jagwire I think we're putting our [TS]

00:17:38   rings together and doing something [TS]

00:17:39   special here pantsless that's right form [TS]

00:17:41   of your mom and I say it's broadcast [TS]

00:17:43   tech is useless [TS]

00:17:45   wow I just makes me angry alright guys [TS]

00:17:47   are used was that call was at the [TS]

00:17:48   Justice League the Superfriends [TS]

00:17:49   Superfriends know that was the wonder [TS]

00:17:52   twin powers bro today want them and the [TS]

00:17:54   little fucking dog was a part [TS]

00:17:55   Superfriends I thought it was speed [TS]

00:17:57   racer speed racer if they don't speed [TS]

00:17:59   racer it's a pretty good canadian band [TS]

00:18:01   called Super Friends that the guy from [TS]

00:18:02   Sloan is in I should find that for any [TS]

00:18:04   left alone i do anything Sloan touches a [TS]

00:18:07   solid gold so you're mexican guy and you [TS]

00:18:09   go into the shitty chili dog place [TS]

00:18:10   surely will you know i'll change the [TS]

00:18:12   name will call it shitty make chili dogs [TS]

00:18:13   and even though the other was Josh's [TS]

00:18:16   will in which you go and you ever go [TS]

00:18:19   into a place in order a pesto dog would [TS]

00:18:22   you order a hot dog with pesto and [TS]

00:18:26   cheese that they put a little oven and [TS]

00:18:27   heat up would you do that [TS]

00:18:29   absolutely not that you figure that's a [TS]

00:18:31   rhetorical question you know i would [TS]

00:18:32   absolutely i might as well ask if you [TS]

00:18:34   would hold in your ass for a year you're [TS]

00:18:36   not that patient i don't and that's what [TS]

00:18:38   they say I go in there you know what I [TS]

00:18:39   John when I go into a place and it looks [TS]

00:18:41   like a place that could work with I go [TS]

00:18:42   in there I always say the same thing but [TS]

00:18:44   you're surveying it from the moment you [TS]

00:18:46   walk in can I work with this blows [TS]

00:18:47   yeah I know you do this you always last [TS]

00:18:48   one off the train let's circle back to [TS]

00:18:50   that off the train [TS]

00:18:51   I go in there and I say such a critical [TS]

00:18:54   question [TS]

00:18:54   hey you know a lot of stuff looks good [TS]

00:18:56   well what do you guys recommend what's [TS]

00:18:58   your what's your favorite thing [TS]

00:18:59   absolutely absolutely always know first [TS]

00:19:01   of all you know the red flight what is [TS]

00:19:03   the red flag answer to that from the [TS]

00:19:05   cute waitress [TS]

00:19:06   what is the red flag answer well the [TS]

00:19:08   first red flag answer is I'm a [TS]

00:19:09   vegetarian and I don't either [TS]

00:19:12   good i'm a vegetarian so I haven't [TS]

00:19:15   really tried anything on the menu but [TS]

00:19:16   people say it's good people that I work [TS]

00:19:18   in a fucking hamburger joint but I'm a [TS]

00:19:20   vegetarian [TS]

00:19:21   uh and i have at that's like working an [TS]

00:19:25   abattoir not liking knives doesn't make [TS]

00:19:28   sense if you want to learn networking a [TS]

00:19:30   crystal knocked and liking Jews well or [TS]

00:19:32   like or like like out here's the thing [TS]

00:19:35   you go in there then you say to them [TS]

00:19:37   what's good or what do you like to get [TS]

00:19:40   this i like it all [TS]

00:19:41   well yeah that's the second worst answer [TS]

00:19:43   I think is a lot of people uh you know [TS]

00:19:47   like the like the the gelatin and [TS]

00:19:50   espresso dog 'let me was not really what [TS]

00:19:54   I asked you you know about the west [TS]

00:19:57   coast answer you would never get that [TS]

00:19:59   answer in new york city or in Boston or [TS]

00:20:02   in Philadelphia baby [TS]

00:20:03   oh you got one I got one answer that get [TS]

00:20:05   the room the Heisman on it like a lot of [TS]

00:20:07   people like it's because people always [TS]

00:20:09   came out but you spam that no no they [TS]

00:20:12   can't and that is the part of the [TS]

00:20:13   problem and in this case you walk you [TS]

00:20:15   again somewhere in New York and already [TS]

00:20:17   they're mad at you like that that's good [TS]

00:20:19   which is good like they're them to make [TS]

00:20:20   food i'm there to eat it and anything [TS]

00:20:22   else is just pure noise right that [TS]

00:20:24   service right so here's what happens you [TS]

00:20:25   go to place it in New York and you walk [TS]

00:20:28   in and you say what's good and they go [TS]

00:20:30   what the fuck you talking about the [TS]

00:20:31   exact could get the p2 asshole [TS]

00:20:33   oh no no it's good to treat that never [TS]

00:20:35   heard of it try the lobster thermidor [TS]

00:20:37   that should fit your ass now what I want [TS]

00:20:39   to Katz's Deli one time I exactly that's [TS]

00:20:42   what can I get Swiss cheese on that [TS]

00:20:43   sandwich and the guys that if that's [TS]

00:20:45   what you want i would do it but if [TS]

00:20:48   that's what you want that's one place [TS]

00:20:50   where the not what right now you get the [TS]

00:20:54   hall and then what's the one forever is [TS]

00:20:56   linear that is the same thing but with [TS]

00:20:57   difference right [TS]

00:20:58   I'm sure is jus okay i gotta get that [TS]

00:21:01   great i think poster Jewish rule all [TS]

00:21:04   Islam same thing [TS]

00:21:05   ok it's the same book basically same set [TS]

00:21:09   of Voodoo rules name but one of them but [TS]

00:21:14   you going and yet either one of those [TS]

00:21:15   restaurants if i can say you go in and [TS]

00:21:17   ask for an Abrahamic sandwich [TS]

00:21:19   they're not gonna be happy that's real [TS]

00:21:21   funny that is all you need to know what [TS]

00:21:23   that is because all the people in both [TS]

00:21:25   the whole all restaurants and the Jewish [TS]

00:21:27   restaurants are all from the Dominican [TS]

00:21:28   Republic now [TS]

00:21:30   ditto chinese restaurants that racist i [TS]

00:21:33   said Chinese restaurant [TS]

00:21:34   no it is a Chinese restaurant you [TS]

00:21:36   wouldn't say it's asian food it's not [TS]

00:21:40   asian you know challenging for it's an [TS]

00:21:42   oriental carpet tell me [TS]

00:21:44   mm-hmm cuisine and then chinese food [TS]

00:21:48   okay well that's not bad right now what [TS]

00:21:50   about the ancient secret thing Chinese [TS]

00:21:52   is that racist the ancient chinese [TS]

00:21:54   secret now that's dry cleaning [TS]

00:21:56   no no it's right there that day it just [TS]

00:21:58   seems like it ok who and if it is [TS]

00:22:01   literally a fire drill inside of the [TS]

00:22:02   asian american restaurant you can have a [TS]

00:22:05   fire drill inside of a place that would [TS]

00:22:07   not be a chance fire drills but your [TS]

00:22:09   tire fire drill by definition you leave [TS]

00:22:11   the place it's a car if you're in a car [TS]

00:22:15   it's a Chinese fire drill if it's in a [TS]

00:22:17   Chinese restaurant it's a regular fire [TS]

00:22:19   drill in an Asian restaurant [TS]

00:22:22   ok what if it's what if it's a Chinese [TS]

00:22:23   car but all the cooks are Mexican is [TS]

00:22:25   that still so your Chinese cars every [TS]

00:22:30   single restaurant I have worked in now [TS]

00:22:32   back in high school this is not true but [TS]

00:22:33   since then every restaurant I've either [TS]

00:22:35   working or have familiarity with has [TS]

00:22:37   been largely populated from people with [TS]

00:22:39   people from Mexico the Dominican [TS]

00:22:42   Republic and i want to say like Honduras [TS]

00:22:44   that's right and I think it's part of a [TS]

00:22:46   I think it's part of a global plan huh [TS]

00:22:48   that one day that last restaurant that [TS]

00:22:52   still employees an old Italian guy he's [TS]

00:22:56   going to retire or die and then the the [TS]

00:23:01   the the mexican government will like [TS]

00:23:04   blow whistle they got a government [TS]

00:23:07   well okay in the South they do they'll [TS]

00:23:11   blow some kind of whistle and America [TS]

00:23:13   will starve like we will be cut off [TS]

00:23:15   there will be guys available kind of [TS]

00:23:17   sleeper cells yourself it's a mentor and [TS]

00:23:19   candidate thing again [TS]

00:23:20   yeah not much people working a lot of [TS]

00:23:22   the people working in red robins and [TS]

00:23:23   stuff they don't even know that they are [TS]

00:23:25   sleeper cells gonna find out more about [TS]

00:23:26   red robin so that somebody has a Mexican [TS]

00:23:28   whistle just wait for my card [TS]

00:23:30   I don't I've been to Mexico several [TS]

00:23:33   times and I didn't notice that they had [TS]

00:23:35   a whistle technology that different from [TS]

00:23:36   ours but right [TS]

00:23:38   I'm what these videos secret things just [TS]

00:23:41   people suddenly place you get a beetle [TS]

00:23:42   for a long time you know when they close [TS]

00:23:43   down the Beatles and by the way i did do [TS]

00:23:45   some more research [TS]

00:23:46   thank you very much in Argentina to is [TS]

00:23:48   not would have a mistake on my car to do [TS]

00:23:52   is go to that place that we're going to [TS]

00:23:53   that charity replace you ever go to that [TS]

00:23:55   when you were here [TS]

00:23:56   no but I've been to blame sarees and let [TS]

00:23:58   me tell you they are not kiddin around [TS]

00:24:00   when they put steak on fire [TS]

00:24:04   get on the swords they do it on the [TS]

00:24:06   sword walk to the restaurant with the [TS]

00:24:08   steak on the swords and it's not you [TS]

00:24:10   know if you go to that in San Francisco [TS]

00:24:11   it's like getting a freaking Chicago dog [TS]

00:24:14   in the sunset but if you're in waves are [TS]

00:24:17   I comes in it and the way you know and [TS]

00:24:19   we can say big pants there's no they're [TS]

00:24:22   not like dressed like Gauchos they're [TS]

00:24:24   dressed in tuxedos because there's a 65 [TS]

00:24:27   year old men that still believe that [TS]

00:24:28   being a waiter is not just a good job [TS]

00:24:31   how I love that but it's a kind of you [TS]

00:24:34   remember I where are our waiter at the [TS]

00:24:36   couches at wait a minute [TS]

00:24:38   oh right at yes am I wrong LOL show ouch [TS]

00:24:41   oh holy shit i think we just blew [TS]

00:24:43   something open at El Gaucho he's one of [TS]

00:24:46   the one of the top maybe five maybe one [TS]

00:24:50   of the top three you know what that [TS]

00:24:51   might be the best experience we've had [TS]

00:24:52   that guy was very tolerant and he was [TS]

00:24:55   old and he had a shit ton of dignity he [TS]

00:24:57   did and our are like stupid-ass rap [TS]

00:25:01   where were where everything is a joke [TS]

00:25:03   yeah we're making like us wanted to [TS]

00:25:05   thank him like us from the very [TS]

00:25:06   beginning wanted you know we wanted to [TS]

00:25:08   let him know that we were on his side he [TS]

00:25:10   just took it all he bore it with with [TS]

00:25:13   the with a total Signy with dignity and [TS]

00:25:15   wisdom [TS]

00:25:16   this isn't this is not a girl there's [TS]

00:25:18   not a girl with small ankles and small [TS]

00:25:21   nipples [TS]

00:25:21   this was a man who is near 80 and not in [TS]

00:25:24   great health he looked like he was not [TS]

00:25:26   working this job in order so that he [TS]

00:25:29   could work on his screenplay [TS]

00:25:31   that's a really good point you know what [TS]

00:25:33   I mean he was working this job because [TS]

00:25:34   this was his job and that's when you go [TS]

00:25:37   to a place like when you go to places [TS]

00:25:38   like Argentina or chili or even places [TS]

00:25:41   in Spain's doing it's less true in Spain [TS]

00:25:43   all the time [TS]

00:25:44   it used to be very true waiters are old [TS]

00:25:47   people and they are meant that and they [TS]

00:25:49   are proud and this is [TS]

00:25:51   also helps that they're not part of the [TS]

00:25:52   whole Hollywood System you know I think [TS]

00:25:54   they're not making as many movies there [TS]

00:25:55   and you know I think there's just not [TS]

00:25:57   that inertia that people feel to write [TS]

00:25:59   some kind of script you know what maybe [TS]

00:26:01   like a romantic comedy [TS]

00:26:02   I I agree completely there's a place in [TS]

00:26:03   town i'm gonna find out now let me ask [TS]

00:26:04   you one question [TS]

00:26:05   there's a I think it's just that the [TS]

00:26:07   style of painting versus a kind of [TS]

00:26:10   brazilian steak players about your [TS]

00:26:12   oscuro Thatcher's is a chart sakura or [TS]

00:26:16   your roster eyes the steak and ok sharp [TS]

00:26:19   chair oscuro is the is the the use of [TS]

00:26:23   light in a dark painting it's not one of [TS]

00:26:26   the things like chocolatey instead of [TS]

00:26:28   chocolate i think i think that i think [TS]

00:26:30   they try to screw us with that espetus [TS]

00:26:31   we've never been desperate to see eat [TS]

00:26:32   food off of sorts of very large pants [TS]

00:26:35   okay all right all right well I'm gonna [TS]

00:26:37   put that on another card which is next [TS]

00:26:38   time if you ever come here again we're [TS]

00:26:40   going to go to one I always confuses me [TS]

00:26:42   as baklava horses of balaclava right and [TS]

00:26:45   one was a gun right and the other one's [TS]

00:26:47   got spinach what one is a mask one is a [TS]

00:26:51   face mask that you wear when you are [TS]

00:26:53   either in those special air service or [TS]

00:26:56   on a snowmobile and the other is some [TS]

00:26:59   kind of disgusting Greek how it's made [TS]

00:27:03   of files you're feeling desk at the very [TS]

00:27:05   thin del right here's my problem with [TS]

00:27:07   the Greeks they another of the there the [TS]

00:27:12   cradle of civilization but they there's [TS]

00:27:15   not a single Greek dessert or Turkish [TS]

00:27:17   dessert well no that's not true there [TS]

00:27:18   are some Turkish deserves but greek [TS]

00:27:20   desserts name a good Greek dessert I [TS]

00:27:22   like now [TS]

00:27:25   betta yogurt its its its receptor [TS]

00:27:28   desserts and that's why they're there [TS]

00:27:30   countries finds a weak link in the [TS]

00:27:32   gustatory chain for the Greek i totally [TS]

00:27:34   agree its family very inexpensive you [TS]

00:27:36   know if you don't do those mix-up Greek [TS]

00:27:38   people in Turkish people they do not [TS]

00:27:39   like that there's a difference [TS]

00:27:42   oh man i was a place in pink is a place [TS]

00:27:46   in england and i saw i know if you see a [TS]

00:27:48   guy with a little coffee pot and he's [TS]

00:27:50   making like a little espresso style look [TS]

00:27:52   and coffee thing with little flame under [TS]

00:27:53   it [TS]

00:27:54   what do you call that kind of coffee [TS]

00:27:55   it's Turkish going i said no it looks [TS]

00:27:57   like you're making some turkish coffee [TS]

00:27:58   and he's a Greek coffee [TS]

00:28:00   [Music] [TS]

00:28:01   but like wow you know what here's the [TS]

00:28:06   pier funny things trying to him to the [TS]

00:28:08   Greek Turkish border and there isn't a [TS]

00:28:12   lot of most of the Greek Turkish border [TS]

00:28:14   is the Aegean Sea right it's not really [TS]

00:28:18   a boarder who it's just an ocean that [TS]

00:28:20   they that they agree to disagree about [TS]

00:28:23   who owns the islands in ID like that I [TS]

00:28:28   like that as a sentence I think it's [TS]

00:28:30   great and I think it must have had a [TS]

00:28:31   huge effect on why you never agree to [TS]

00:28:32   disagree you're learning from the Greek [TS]

00:28:34   that's right look from the Greeks and [TS]

00:28:35   the Turks but I've been to the front of [TS]

00:28:37   the route was like Rios the root [TS]

00:28:41   disagree owes meaning to contend with [TS]

00:28:44   anyway this border is is a fortified [TS]

00:28:48   border like barbed wire jeeps running up [TS]

00:28:51   and down both sides machine-gun nests [TS]

00:28:53   pointed at each other and i'm walking [TS]

00:28:55   along this this fence line with my with [TS]

00:28:59   my little backpack on and there are guys [TS]

00:29:02   it was like walking along the berlin [TS]

00:29:04   wall there were guys with machine guns [TS]

00:29:06   pointed at me looking at me through [TS]

00:29:07   binoculars the whole time and I said [TS]

00:29:10   both of these countries are our inmate [TS]

00:29:14   oh they're both you know like they both [TS]

00:29:17   inspire at least to be in the EU and and [TS]

00:29:21   it's like east berlin west berlin here [TS]

00:29:22   for a long time turkey want to be in [TS]

00:29:25   that European deal right [TS]

00:29:26   isn't that the European it was the [TS]

00:29:28   European deal or the ya-ya European [TS]

00:29:30   Union p.m. because the Greeks are having [TS]

00:29:32   a lot of problems of money now here [TS]

00:29:34   oh they really are and it's because [TS]

00:29:36   desserts [TS]

00:29:38   well i think its large part of that they [TS]

00:29:40   don't have a good dessert and so they [TS]

00:29:42   steal the Greeks that they start a lot [TS]

00:29:44   of money from themselves [TS]

00:29:46   all i know is that when I was a waiter [TS]

00:29:48   engine now that's racism now we're going [TS]

00:29:50   to get some angry letters [TS]

00:29:52   yeah I make week that you have made a [TS]

00:29:54   new so rain recruitable when I was a [TS]

00:29:58   waiter at all the dough trying to use [TS]

00:30:00   I'm sorry sorry p.m. when I was a waiter [TS]

00:30:04   all the dough was in stuff like desserts [TS]

00:30:06   and and and nappies and and [TS]

00:30:09   details about money are you talking [TS]

00:30:10   about actual phyllo dough [TS]

00:30:12   are we back the phyllo dough the actual [TS]

00:30:14   cash money if you wanted to have value [TS]

00:30:16   added money that's what you try and sell [TS]

00:30:19   what I'm saying is I don't know what the [TS]

00:30:21   margins are like on something like [TS]

00:30:22   spanakopita and euros or if there's [TS]

00:30:25   other foods I don't know if there are [TS]

00:30:26   they probably have something with grape [TS]

00:30:28   leaves [TS]

00:30:28   I you're not gonna make a lot of dough [TS]

00:30:31   if you don't have a good dessert if you [TS]

00:30:32   don't have like a flourless chocolate [TS]

00:30:34   cake [TS]

00:30:35   I mean you know come on that's what I'm [TS]

00:30:37   saying exactly you sit down to a Greek [TS]

00:30:38   dinner the first course is tomatoes and [TS]

00:30:42   cucumbers on in like and like I [TS]

00:30:45   vinaigrette with some vinegar on I like [TS]

00:30:47   that I like that it's nice but you [TS]

00:30:49   you're not it's not like you it's not [TS]

00:30:50   like you just sold somebody a platter of [TS]

00:30:53   bloomin onions know right i mean bloomin [TS]

00:30:55   onions get the markings are like a [TS]

00:30:57   bloomin onion that's all you're you're [TS]

00:30:59   raking it in [TS]

00:31:00   but the operations order to make $42 on [TS]

00:31:03   everyone the thing about a bloomin [TS]

00:31:04   onions you look at it and you don't see [TS]

00:31:06   how cheap the onions and you don't see [TS]

00:31:08   how cheap the greases what you see is [TS]

00:31:10   Labor you think wow a lot of work went [TS]

00:31:14   into making that onion bloom [TS]

00:31:16   whereas if you just cut up some tomatoes [TS]

00:31:18   and some some whatever cucumbers that [TS]

00:31:22   everybody can see that didn't take [TS]

00:31:23   anything [TS]

00:31:24   nobody no nobody is willing to pay ya [TS]

00:31:26   for anybody that came out of things like [TS]

00:31:28   a 5-gallon bucket [TS]

00:31:29   exactly and then the second course in a [TS]

00:31:31   Greek meal is some yogurt with some [TS]

00:31:34   lemon honor or or falafel on a bed of [TS]

00:31:39   lettuce I mean none of these things [TS]

00:31:40   because these are not impressive foods [TS]

00:31:42   this isn't like now that your next [TS]

00:31:44   course is like well some it's not [TS]

00:31:47   ramping up its not ramping up the [TS]

00:31:48   experience at the same time apparently [TS]

00:31:49   people are constantly breaking plates [TS]

00:31:51   they think that's good luck [TS]

00:31:52   so there wasn't money all the time on [TS]

00:31:53   that you mean that's gonna bring your [TS]

00:31:54   margins down if you're breaking [TS]

00:31:56   literally breaking your own plates in [TS]

00:31:57   the restaurant okay how happy you are [TS]

00:31:58   well and they're shooting their [TS]

00:32:00   blunderbusses in the air right right [TS]

00:32:03   exactly that lead pellets the hall rains [TS]

00:32:05   down somewhere [TS]

00:32:06   yeah yeah I know they they didn't learn [TS]

00:32:09   from Gettysburg [TS]

00:32:10   here's the other problem no you go out [TS]

00:32:12   now your grease and you need money so [TS]

00:32:14   what do you do you start seeing [TS]

00:32:15   everybody look we need some money and i [TS]

00:32:17   said look we gave you some money that [TS]

00:32:18   didn't work out i think at this point we [TS]

00:32:20   say let's give you some dessert that [TS]

00:32:21   gives it will loan you some dessert [TS]

00:32:23   I think I think we get behind this I [TS]

00:32:24   think we have the French have the German [TS]

00:32:26   the Germans god bless them if you do not [TS]

00:32:28   give a German a piece of cake after a [TS]

00:32:31   meal they will they will literally put [TS]

00:32:32   you in a camp because that's not a meal [TS]

00:32:34   if you didn't get cake has got to be [TS]

00:32:36   doubly bread there are crazy with the [TS]

00:32:37   bread and the sugars you know saying [TS]

00:32:39   they make a pretty good dessert right [TS]

00:32:40   you know saying if you took all these [TS]

00:32:42   Germans can't do is make a fucking [TS]

00:32:45   entree to save their law [TS]

00:32:47   My Christ day you know you guys can if [TS]

00:32:49   you guys could make an entree like you [TS]

00:32:50   make a tank it's a sausage and a potato [TS]

00:32:53   is a German entre you can you call that [TS]

00:32:55   a meal like can you dress this up [TS]

00:32:57   sausage piece of parsley potatoes they [TS]

00:33:00   don't they don't even put they don't [TS]

00:33:01   bother with the parsley [TS]

00:33:02   no i mean i have spent so many so many [TS]

00:33:05   months in Germany saying do you have [TS]

00:33:07   anything that isn't a fried pork cutlet [TS]

00:33:10   and like then the waiter goes then we [TS]

00:33:13   have a fried pork cutlet with an egg on [TS]

00:33:16   it up now is that sauerbraten know what [TS]

00:33:18   is that [TS]

00:33:19   no exception it's often faster it's a [TS]

00:33:22   Venus minutes which is the one with the [TS]

00:33:23   riddles on the lid that's often referee [TS]

00:33:25   and rougher yeah a private stock and [TS]

00:33:28   then you've got the hospital for anyone [TS]

00:33:30   I've ever is rabbit okay we'll see I [TS]

00:33:32   think step two in this implementation [TS]

00:33:33   process I think that the the Greek [TS]

00:33:36   gustatory influx I think step two is [TS]

00:33:38   going to be improved the entrees I think [TS]

00:33:39   step number one [TS]

00:33:40   see I don't love flan but some people [TS]

00:33:42   love a flan i think a little I think [TS]

00:33:44   flan is going to be a lot better he [TS]

00:33:46   likes a floor on huh [TS]

00:33:48   you know its width is the caster be [TS]

00:33:49   Arthur is the is the is the target [TS]

00:33:51   audience for a flawed you have to be you [TS]

00:33:53   have to be in 85 year-old I living [TS]

00:33:56   influence i could say John I think fun [TS]

00:33:58   is a fairly phallocentric desert you [TS]

00:34:01   know I'm saying you think it's men like [TS]

00:34:03   form who some maybe a ten percent now I [TS]

00:34:07   think first thing is ten percent of men [TS]

00:34:09   would fuck off lon [TS]

00:34:11   I thought I think I fucked the shit out [TS]

00:34:13   of line ok everybody wants to eat of one [TS]

00:34:15   when i was 12 i would fucking thing they [TS]

00:34:17   made the flying in [TS]

00:34:18   I would i arrested my book you know you [TS]

00:34:21   wouldn't fuck the recipe book you could [TS]

00:34:23   have open it when i was done [TS]

00:34:24   I i see i was the I was picturing like a [TS]

00:34:26   little flan mold with some some little [TS]

00:34:29   bits of flan sticking to the sides i'm [TS]

00:34:31   kind of thought well sure you don't drop [TS]

00:34:33   out how tall is she [TS]

00:34:34   but a flan mold and my point being [TS]

00:34:38   now the French there's so much we can [TS]

00:34:40   say about the French I you know I have a [TS]

00:34:41   hard-on for the French I do not like the [TS]

00:34:42   French right now [TS]

00:34:44   yep yep i'm just saying but they make [TS]

00:34:46   that they make a hell of a desert now [TS]

00:34:47   they do airy a pretty great killer entre [TS]

00:34:51   tu and appetizer course from the start [TS]

00:34:54   to the finish [TS]

00:34:55   say what you will about the French and [TS]

00:34:56   we could go on all i got a pole card [TS]

00:34:59   right here [TS]

00:35:00   constructing French is called this is [TS]

00:35:02   called the card front say but if you sit [TS]

00:35:04   back and let capful SE lekar know yet to [TS]

00:35:08   speak French here blue there [TS]

00:35:10   the fact that you sit down and you can [TS]

00:35:12   shut up [TS]

00:35:14   Lamberg air little cheeseburger from [TS]

00:35:18   naval joy is phony baloney you sit down [TS]

00:35:21   at a table in a French restaurant the [TS]

00:35:24   waiter is going to be a dick the [TS]

00:35:25   tablecloth is not going to be clean the [TS]

00:35:27   place is gonna smell like bleach and [TS]

00:35:29   roaches but my god every one of the [TS]

00:35:32   seven courses they put down in front of [TS]

00:35:33   you is going to blow your mind was going [TS]

00:35:37   to redefine but that particular course [TS]

00:35:39   of food for you i would have a [TS]

00:35:41   restaurant one time and I ordered i [TS]

00:35:43   swear to you i ordered the chocolate [TS]

00:35:45   mousse at the end of the meal and the [TS]

00:35:48   guy came over with a champagne bucket [TS]

00:35:50   full of chocolate mousse which had been [TS]

00:35:55   switching which had spoon marks in it [TS]

00:35:57   where they hid it must have been [TS]

00:35:59   spooning a moose he had a moose bucket [TS]

00:36:01   had a champagne bucket full of moose and [TS]

00:36:03   he set it down on the table and he said [TS]

00:36:05   help yourself well into the kitchen and [TS]

00:36:09   I was left alone with the I mean I might [TS]

00:36:12   have had a dining partner I don't even [TS]

00:36:14   remember now [TS]

00:36:15   lesson learned tracks with the purpose [TS]

00:36:18   of out and I just you think there's a [TS]

00:36:20   much more noticeable dent in the most [TS]

00:36:22   fucking when you're done [TS]

00:36:23   no that's the thing i just had a six [TS]

00:36:24   just a six-course meal it probably was [TS]

00:36:26   40,000 calories and put this bucket of [TS]

00:36:30   moose on the table as a challenge [TS]

00:36:32   it was absolutely a challenge it was [TS]

00:36:34   like here you do your worst [TS]

00:36:36   do your worst American fuck you hear [TS]

00:36:39   that champagne bucket full moon there [TS]

00:36:41   and the first spoon the first spoonful [TS]

00:36:44   of moose was like eating a celery stick [TS]

00:36:46   of butter eating a stick of butter that [TS]

00:36:49   had been you know that was had been [TS]

00:36:50   warmed by the Sun and I mean I i thought [TS]

00:36:55   i was gonna was gonna eat this bucket [TS]

00:36:57   moves but i could not I really you know [TS]

00:37:00   three spoonfuls and I surrendered see [TS]

00:37:03   the play miss you know where please call [TS]

00:37:05   me over there when you're ready to like [TS]

00:37:07   you say serlin get I i was thinking to [TS]

00:37:11   myself yet you spent four years fighting [TS]

00:37:14   a trench warfare against the Germans and [TS]

00:37:16   you had this secret weapon like you [TS]

00:37:19   you're out there you're out there [TS]

00:37:20   shooting you know pellets at each other [TS]

00:37:22   uh-huh yeah you had 50,000 men died or [TS]

00:37:26   in one day on the psalm and you could [TS]

00:37:27   have just sent this bucket of moves [TS]

00:37:29   across and I mean the Germans had the [TS]

00:37:32   Germans we've had no defense they're [TS]

00:37:33   used to you know they're used to [TS]

00:37:35   somebody giving them a piece of dry [TS]

00:37:36   bread and some flourless cake at the end [TS]

00:37:38   of a meal they would have a really want [TS]

00:37:41   to capitulate in an hour to work its [TS]

00:37:43   magic no line at that didn't take a [TS]

00:37:46   weekend that was a lot of fucking work [TS]

00:37:47   to make this the more the most useless [TS]

00:37:49   things ever [TS]

00:37:50   you can spend all that time on imagine a [TS]

00:37:52   line when you could have made you could [TS]

00:37:53   have made not just like a moose table [TS]

00:37:55   they were stopped right there [TS]

00:37:57   you learn that's right a folding table [TS]

00:37:59   two guys sitting on one side of it and a [TS]

00:38:01   bucket of moose and they would have been [TS]

00:38:02   like lineup take all you want helmet [TS]

00:38:04   that's right [TS]

00:38:05   hey here this is it this is all we have [TS]

00:38:08   in front so you can take as much of your [TS]

00:38:10   wants and easy do you remember our guy [TS]

00:38:12   wish I could remember his name we should [TS]

00:38:13   go back there but remember and I [TS]

00:38:15   remember he like unexpectedly brought us [TS]

00:38:17   a lovely plate of fruit he just been an [TS]

00:38:20   not like the kind of fruit you get like [TS]

00:38:21   like at that the soup and crackers or [TS]

00:38:23   whatever he puts down like a plate of [TS]

00:38:25   whole fruits like something from hans [TS]

00:38:27   holbein painting anywhere there's a [TS]

00:38:29   bunch of fruit I just like bringing your [TS]

00:38:31   like we're like god bless you old man [TS]

00:38:33   yeah I felt like there should have been [TS]

00:38:34   a piglet in the middle of this in this [TS]

00:38:36   basket of fruit and we actually sat with [TS]

00:38:38   our knives and we're cutting out a [TS]

00:38:39   couple cutting up apples full apples and [TS]

00:38:43   eating them at this time so you should [TS]

00:38:44   feel like you know you you go to Greece [TS]

00:38:46   and what are you doing you're peeling [TS]

00:38:46   away layers of phyllo dough wondering [TS]

00:38:48   what this what this [TS]

00:38:49   don't like substance what is this what [TS]

00:38:51   is this mulch inside of here if I was [TS]

00:38:53   lucky they'll give you like some hot [TS]

00:38:55   nuts [TS]

00:38:56   mmm this is something I've never [TS]

00:38:57   understood that didn't happen to be in [TS]

00:39:01   Turkey all the time it's like in Turkey [TS]

00:39:03   they're always handy hot nuts would you [TS]

00:39:04   like hot nuts [TS]

00:39:05   can I have a test John is not a certain [TS]

00:39:08   point I had to start there [TS]

00:39:10   there are store friends in Turkey are [TS]

00:39:12   all they sell hot nuts like every kind [TS]

00:39:15   of not hot and there's a there's a guy [TS]

00:39:18   behind the counter [TS]

00:39:19   I swear to you in a bow tie and a [TS]

00:39:21   stripey shirt and a little paper cap and [TS]

00:39:24   he's like would you know pick hot nuts [TS]

00:39:28   that are your pleasure and after a while [TS]

00:39:31   in Turkey I was like you know what I'd [TS]

00:39:32   like some nuts at room temperature and [TS]

00:39:36   at that point you think we are Greek [TS]

00:39:38   you're insulting their culture at that [TS]

00:39:40   point that's not how we do it Mike i I [TS]

00:39:43   just I love nuts but not hot [TS]

00:39:46   I don't want to haha I I like I i tried [TS]

00:39:49   them now I just like some regular nuts [TS]

00:39:51   and the guy said at one point some guy [TS]

00:39:54   said by the nuts take him home what I'm [TS]

00:39:56   cool now is the solution i was a [TS]

00:39:59   solution because all he had were hot [TS]

00:40:00   nuts sir we just sign language anyway I [TS]

00:40:04   don't speak to how would you like to [TS]

00:40:06   have a Hertz donut it punches in the [TS]

00:40:09   arms of any money please for the love of [TS]

00:40:14   God stop hitting your nuts mexican coke [TS]

00:40:16   okay she had one more promise so Marlo [TS]

00:40:20   Thomas 1966 was the premiere of that [TS]

00:40:23   girl has described anne-marie which I [TS]

00:40:24   thought was kind of funny and she's got [TS]

00:40:26   to Amarista struggling actress living in [TS]

00:40:28   new york city in between trying to find [TS]

00:40:30   jobs she has time for her boyfriend [TS]

00:40:32   Donald Hollinger now interesting here [TS]

00:40:34   now Donald Hollinger first of all eight [TS]

00:40:36   this is where I learned the the word [TS]

00:40:39   fiancee I love the word fiancĂ© from [TS]

00:40:41   that girl when I was a boy really uh huh [TS]

00:40:43   i learned them the word moved from rick [TS]

00:40:46   springfield points probably mood and [TS]

00:40:49   Sheila it's a great song and the end [TS]

00:40:53   that you never saw us to plan something [TS]

00:40:55   something every night of it I love it I [TS]

00:40:57   love that song [TS]

00:40:58   the point is probably mood at the time I [TS]

00:41:00   so I remember saying to my sister kind [TS]

00:41:01   of smugly as it [TS]

00:41:03   the world I think he means mute and my [TS]

00:41:07   sister who was a ten-year-old said it's [TS]

00:41:11   moot and I was like me I don't think [TS]

00:41:16   there's a I don't think there's a word [TS]

00:41:17   moot when Tina went negligently mute [TS]

00:41:21   around that time probably one night in [TS]

00:41:22   1981 someone asked me that much group of [TS]

00:41:26   adults said what you want to go for [TS]

00:41:27   dinner I said that matter me I'm [TS]

00:41:29   expendable the letter that a Warner [TS]

00:41:32   Brothers cartoon but here's the thing [TS]

00:41:34   about that girl I think this is an [TS]

00:41:36   important thing because i think that [TS]

00:41:37   girl [TS]

00:41:39   yes she's got the father-figure yes [TS]

00:41:41   she's got the fiance but she's trying to [TS]

00:41:43   strike out on her own I think this is [TS]

00:41:45   the network trying to get into this [TS]

00:41:47   whole youth culture thing in a way that [TS]

00:41:48   people will be able to understand i [TS]

00:41:50   think she's a very important precursor [TS]

00:41:52   to mary tyler moore i say all this [TS]

00:41:54   because did you know that for the mary [TS]

00:41:57   tyler moore show based initially she was [TS]

00:42:00   supposed to be divorced scandalous she [TS]

00:42:06   was supposed exactly but here's the big [TS]

00:42:08   problem I think eventually was implied i [TS]

00:42:10   think was implied eventually that there [TS]

00:42:12   was an engagement that broke off that [TS]

00:42:13   she was actually never married [TS]

00:42:15   this concern on all fronts was that [TS]

00:42:17   people would think she had gotten [TS]

00:42:19   divorced from Dick Van Dyke who can't [TS]

00:42:23   divorce dick van dyke [TS]

00:42:25   no no no he's got a lot of you know he's [TS]

00:42:29   been alcoholic you don't get the ground [TS]

00:42:31   like mad he is not well i mean if if I'd [TS]

00:42:35   been married to Dick Van Dyke just his [TS]

00:42:36   british accent in many problems enough [TS]

00:42:39   to divorce him and keeps changing like [TS]

00:42:42   like not even like not even a paragraph [TS]

00:42:45   that even a sense like from whatever of [TS]

00:42:47   the moaning demonium or whatever [TS]

00:42:49   yeah phoneme I guess phony phony that [TS]

00:42:53   may not know [TS]

00:42:53   boney m I don't know what that is that's [TS]

00:42:56   a great that's a great name for a French [TS]

00:42:58   girl though [TS]

00:42:59   have you met dr. Joe moneim mean that [TS]

00:43:01   money right that many of you know who's [TS]

00:43:04   British accent I can't stand who don [TS]

00:43:06   cheadle is even fake British accent don [TS]

00:43:09   cheadle plays he just tries to a cockney [TS]

00:43:12   accent in those oceans 11 movies I and [TS]

00:43:15   every time he's on the screen [TS]

00:43:17   my skin is crawling like it's covered [TS]

00:43:18   with spiders and I I got nothing against [TS]

00:43:21   Don Cheadle I like that actor i like [TS]

00:43:23   that i say he's a great actor and he's [TS]

00:43:25   in a lot of movies i feel like you he's [TS]

00:43:27   many plays the same role in every film [TS]

00:43:29   but that's alright except for this one [TS]

00:43:30   movie where he doesn't talk me accent [TS]

00:43:32   and I makes my skin crawl and somebody [TS]

00:43:35   suggested to me that maybe I could enjoy [TS]

00:43:37   the oceans 11 movies more if I thought [TS]

00:43:41   that he was intentionally doing a bad [TS]

00:43:44   fake British accent through and I [TS]

00:43:47   haven't tested that theory out food [TS]

00:43:49   that's like saying I get you get you [TS]

00:43:53   know enjoy it because she's acting like [TS]

00:43:55   she's doing a crummy handjob you know [TS]

00:43:58   she's really bad in it I mean like I [TS]

00:44:00   matter what you think that's kind of an [TS]

00:44:01   interesting idea [TS]

00:44:02   mm relax and you know enjoy it because [TS]

00:44:05   she's acting like she's giving a [TS]

00:44:07   chromium job i'm gonna try that you know [TS]

00:44:10   she's given up a lot just even be there [TS]

00:44:12   yeah it's like that this is an economy [TS]

00:44:13   and job this is a performance of the [TS]

00:44:15   core me handjob also i cut you off on [TS]

00:44:17   the match thing I think matches another [TS]

00:44:19   thing they like the on the family where [TS]

00:44:21   it really it was a little heavy-handed [TS]

00:44:23   pretty quickly but i think it really [TS]

00:44:26   really really has not aged well it has [TS]

00:44:28   not aged well some of those particularly [TS]

00:44:30   the later episodes you can't even watch [TS]

00:44:33   it it's like it's like being sent to the [TS]

00:44:35   principal's office and have like happy [TS]

00:44:37   days yes and like happy days and like so [TS]

00:44:39   many shows that were on for way too long [TS]

00:44:41   and they got less and less careful about [TS]

00:44:44   even trying to make them look like it [TS]

00:44:46   was that era [TS]

00:44:47   right right i just started really judgey [TS]

00:44:49   cybergun was watching really that's [TS]

00:44:51   that's the way people had here in 1961 [TS]

00:44:53   you kidding me chachi you know I mean [TS]

00:44:57   every every everybody looks like John [TS]

00:44:58   casals in dog day afternoon so what he [TS]

00:45:00   is doing this haircut in the Army for [TS]

00:45:02   every x chachi came on the set for me it [TS]

00:45:06   was like when scrappy-doo walked walked [TS]

00:45:09   out into into the scene [TS]

00:45:11   chachi was the scrappydew of happy days [TS]

00:45:13   they all have them [TS]

00:45:14   I mean [TS]

00:45:15   there's I'll jump the shark site i think [TS]

00:45:17   that yes absolutely you know like Oliver [TS]

00:45:19   on on the Brady Bunch all over all my [TS]

00:45:22   god anything they have that lame attempt [TS]

00:45:24   to try to make using one episode where [TS]

00:45:26   they were trying to make us a spin-off [TS]

00:45:28   with through multiracial kids and how [TS]

00:45:32   did that all overlooked however was like [TS]

00:45:34   a like a three-foot-tall John Denver who [TS]

00:45:36   menus on Big John Littlejohn with her [TS]

00:45:39   Battlement well you just took it to a [TS]

00:45:42   higher level don't recommend you do that [TS]

00:45:44   all the time you drop a major science [TS]

00:45:46   probably just rubber wristbands now I [TS]

00:45:48   think he's a producer something who is a [TS]

00:45:51   really douchebaggy picture him [TS]

00:45:52   oh my goodness the ultimate example of [TS]

00:45:54   that of course is the little is the [TS]

00:45:56   little Cooley child in the second uh [TS]

00:45:58   Indiana Jones movie is equally I don't [TS]

00:46:03   know it's at now what about that keep up [TS]

00:46:04   with your casual racism ok alright [TS]

00:46:06   alright well I'd like to move onto [TS]

00:46:08   black-tie racism at some at some point [TS]

00:46:09   just so we can raise it raise that to [TS]

00:46:12   tell you a little bit wanna you want to [TS]

00:46:14   go to black tie racism are [TS]

00:46:16   african-american and African American [TS]

00:46:18   Tycho one will know what the hell you're [TS]

00:46:20   talking about will be we will be [TS]

00:46:22   drowning in euphemism because there [TS]

00:46:24   there's nobody more racist than Black [TS]

00:46:26   Tie p.m. have arrogant I people don't [TS]

00:46:29   move okay so we got just a couple of [TS]

00:46:31   things and moose buffet is best gotta go [TS]

00:46:34   to espetus normally Oh Hogan's Heroes [TS]

00:46:36   got the whole thing on Hogan's Heroes [TS]

00:46:38   talk about in Margaret for a second all [TS]

00:46:40   you bet we can [TS]

00:46:41   God target in in in the that movie [TS]

00:46:45   always as the 70s the queen she was the [TS]

00:46:49   models in the mom it was the mom on man [TS]

00:46:51   or like in that up by birdy opening [TS]

00:46:54   sequence from bye birdie and Margaret [TS]

00:46:57   have you seen her appearances on the on [TS]

00:47:01   the Dean Martin television program no i [TS]

00:47:03   haven't she's every bit as foxy and [TS]

00:47:06   the foxiest thing that ever walked the [TS]

00:47:09   earth she's transferring this on the [TS]

00:47:11   robot no just absolutely absolutely i [TS]

00:47:13   mean like she's very close to what she's [TS]

00:47:15   different she's a different strain of of [TS]

00:47:17   hot girl from she's not in my like [TS]

00:47:19   canonical fallax of hot girls but she's [TS]

00:47:23   awful tentacles that likes em yeah right [TS]

00:47:25   that's from the Greek yeah yeah they're [TS]

00:47:28   on factory records band didn't didn't [TS]

00:47:29   didn't do very well disagree as to [TS]

00:47:34   create the greek word gosh i got so many [TS]

00:47:37   of these I could somewhat time isn't [TS]

00:47:38   going to lose ok send an economical [TS]

00:47:41   fouling son said i watch that video i [TS]

00:47:43   look at my cards i'm supposed to I'm [TS]

00:47:44   we're doing a podcast know what you're [TS]

00:47:47   gonna be here a little while you're [TS]

00:47:48   making here to watch a little bit and [TS]

00:47:50   i'll just talk to myself here i got my [TS]

00:47:51   classes might think you know it's a that [TS]

00:47:59   she's so a redheaded know she's [TS]

00:48:03   extremely redheaded and she's very low [TS]

00:48:07   she's so petulant and mm she riding her [TS]

00:48:12   roller left she could cause a lot of [TS]

00:48:13   trouble for a lot of people she's [TS]

00:48:15   flouncing her hair around that's the [TS]

00:48:17   thing that's the thing that girls don't [TS]

00:48:18   do now don't want their hair like this [TS]

00:48:21   although i think zooey deschanel [TS]

00:48:22   probably does [TS]

00:48:24   you know I i think it's something where [TS]

00:48:25   I totally agree and I think it's [TS]

00:48:27   something that that like a slutty girl [TS]

00:48:29   would do what she wants you to pick up [TS]

00:48:30   the tab but i think all girls use it [TS]

00:48:32   just slipped their hair is a thing [TS]

00:48:33   that's like guys wearing hats that was [TS]

00:48:34   just what you did she flips her hair she [TS]

00:48:37   flips her hair like like a like an [TS]

00:48:40   Olympic sensor like every single little [TS]

00:48:44   flick of her hair is intentional [TS]

00:48:47   it is it is it then there's somebody and [TS]

00:48:50   you can see there's nobody with a fan [TS]

00:48:52   right behind the camera pointing the fan [TS]

00:48:54   and her and giving her a little bit you [TS]

00:48:57   know a little bit of wind [TS]

00:48:58   he works pretty much for Neil Young now [TS]

00:49:00   the fan guy everything Young has always [TS]

00:49:02   been a fan [TS]

00:49:03   well yeah you know I i saw a million i [TS]

00:49:07   saw the new young production from the [TS]

00:49:08   side of the stage at one point and wow [TS]

00:49:11   he hires everybody that works for Neil [TS]

00:49:14   Young has worked for young for 45 years [TS]

00:49:19   the fan guy probably started with neil [TS]

00:49:22   and 67 you know he did this and mari did [TS]

00:49:25   bye birdie and many he went over to meal [TS]

00:49:28   and they all have huge handlebar [TS]

00:49:30   mustaches they look like Muppets haha [TS]

00:49:33   it's amazing it's like being it's like [TS]

00:49:36   being in a biker bar except everybody's [TS]

00:49:38   super friendly [TS]

00:49:40   that's so cool he seems extremely [TS]

00:49:42   down-to-earth i'm shy reserved and [TS]

00:49:45   down-to-earth is what explains a little [TS]

00:49:46   shy some of that is that he's stoned LOL [TS]

00:49:49   i stuck his home shook his hand at just [TS]

00:49:53   I i just said i stuck his home but I [TS]

00:49:55   didn't stick his home i did shake his [TS]

00:49:58   hand to get that just the German phrase [TS]

00:50:00   as i stood his home he shook his own but [TS]

00:50:04   I shook his hand and his hand was so [TS]

00:50:06   soft and he would end so gentle and we [TS]

00:50:10   stood and we talked about model trains [TS]

00:50:12   and this isn't his kid likes model [TS]

00:50:15   trains i'm guessing kid likes model [TS]

00:50:17   trains but he's a big model train guy [TS]

00:50:19   and I knew that and I like model trains [TS]

00:50:21   so I was you know I was like what am I [TS]

00:50:24   going to say to neil young because you [TS]

00:50:25   know Neil Young was a he was a figure [TS]

00:50:27   for me when I stopped doing drugs i [TS]

00:50:29   remembers this was the this was the this [TS]

00:50:32   was the thing that popped into my head [TS]

00:50:33   because when you stop doing drugs a lot [TS]

00:50:35   of things pop into your head a lot of [TS]

00:50:37   stupid shit who pops into your head for [TS]

00:50:39   months and years afterwards but one of [TS]

00:50:41   the things that stop popped into my head [TS]

00:50:43   right at the start was well okay smart [TS]

00:50:45   guy is stopped doing drugs but what are [TS]

00:50:47   you gonna do if one day [TS]

00:50:48   Neil Young offers you would hit off of [TS]

00:50:52   his joints to be are you going to say no [TS]

00:50:55   to Neil Young offering you a hit off of [TS]

00:50:58   his doobie and so for 15 years of [TS]

00:51:02   walking around not doing drugs [TS]

00:51:04   this is in the back of my mind I didn't [TS]

00:51:06   have a definitive answer for this this [TS]

00:51:08   but this was the challenge this was the [TS]

00:51:10   test [TS]

00:51:10   what are you gonna do smart guy what [TS]

00:51:13   Neil Young offers you hit off his dob [TS]

00:51:15   it's one thing to not be like searching [TS]

00:51:18   the carpet for that little piece of [TS]

00:51:20   crack that suppose that somebody thought [TS]

00:51:22   they dropped but it's another thing it's [TS]

00:51:25   one thing to not want to do that anymore [TS]

00:51:27   like it's like Dennis Wilson asking you [TS]

00:51:29   to look through the [TS]

00:51:31   matching his car for coke right it's [TS]

00:51:33   nothing is not brian wilson sitting in a [TS]

00:51:35   cat box saying pitches like my like this [TS]

00:51:39   poop for me is this is this hash or is [TS]

00:51:42   this cat shit [TS]

00:51:43   no it's it's this was the thing what are [TS]

00:51:45   you going to do and one of the one that [TS]

00:51:47   I had a a short test of it [TS]

00:51:50   well I one night I was out to dinner [TS]

00:51:51   with mike mills of REM a guy you know I [TS]

00:51:54   admire and he he ordered like probably [TS]

00:51:58   eleventeen bottles of wine while we were [TS]

00:52:03   at dinner and and and i was thinking to [TS]

00:52:06   myself do I have a glass of wine with [TS]

00:52:08   mike mills this is like a big moment for [TS]

00:52:10   me having dinner with mike mills and [TS]

00:52:12   what did I I didn't have a glass of wine [TS]

00:52:14   and why not because I said well it's not [TS]

00:52:17   really offering you a hit off of his [TS]

00:52:19   tippy get the SPECIAL yeah that's the [TS]

00:52:22   thing right so then anyway here I am a [TS]

00:52:24   deal and I'm backstage and neil young [TS]

00:52:27   thing and unique armor from death cab [TS]

00:52:30   for cutie he comes he grabs me and he [TS]

00:52:33   says you gotta come with me you know i [TS]

00:52:34   were backstage everybody's it's like [TS]

00:52:36   backstage and over blah blah blah [TS]

00:52:39   Nick comes he sick he kinda you know a [TS]

00:52:41   gets me away from the herd and he says [TS]

00:52:44   come with me come with me and we walk [TS]

00:52:46   out into the hall and I say what's going [TS]

00:52:48   on things like just stand here with me [TS]

00:52:50   and just talk to me for a second I was [TS]

00:52:52   like alright we stand there and talk and [TS]

00:52:57   just making chitchat and I'm like so [TS]

00:52:58   what are we doing here and he's like [TS]

00:52:59   just if we just stand here for a few [TS]

00:53:01   more minutes Neil Young is going to walk [TS]

00:53:02   out of that door and i'll enter one I [TS]

00:53:05   want you to meet him and I said oh [TS]

00:53:08   alright and it added a very moment the [TS]

00:53:11   door opens and out walks Neil Young with [TS]

00:53:15   his wife and his band and everybody is [TS]

00:53:20   smiling and they walk right over and [TS]

00:53:24   Neil goes hey nick how's it going and it [TS]

00:53:27   goes great deal i want you to meet a [TS]

00:53:29   good friend of mine John Roderick and [TS]

00:53:31   Neil goes hey John how's it goin and [TS]

00:53:33   puts out his hand and we stand there [TS]

00:53:35   it's been 10 minutes talking now this is [TS]

00:53:37   a gift that Nick harmer gave me that I [TS]

00:53:41   think it says volumes about [TS]

00:53:43   Nick armor first of all the time but I'm [TS]

00:53:45   standing talking to young and I'm [TS]

00:53:47   thinking to myself what am I gonna do if [TS]

00:53:51   he offers me and offers doobie you can [TS]

00:53:53   even have a constant enjoying the moment [TS]

00:53:55   because you just kept waiting for the [TS]

00:53:56   moment where he pulls out like a cheech [TS]

00:53:58   and chong sighs actually your fingers [TS]

00:54:00   the smell of pot is wafting over us as [TS]

00:54:03   we're talking and over here and you can [TS]

00:54:06   hear when the basement of this stadium [TS]

00:54:09   right you can hear the crowd one they'll [TS]

00:54:11   do you know like chanting heels on his [TS]

00:54:15   way to the stage right he's not like [TS]

00:54:18   they're not they're not stopping to chat [TS]

00:54:19   on their way to the bus [TS]

00:54:21   they're stopping to chat in their show [TS]

00:54:23   closed headed to the stage and he stops [TS]

00:54:26   and he's like I'm gonna take 10 minutes [TS]

00:54:28   and talk to this guy 10 minutes [TS]

00:54:31   yeah we stand there and talk outside [TS]

00:54:33   making like nothing seems awesome so I [TS]

00:54:35   represent that's like not your mo you're [TS]

00:54:38   like get out of the way guy you know you [TS]

00:54:40   must have been so nervous I was like so [TS]

00:54:43   so yeah uh so the bridge benefit is a [TS]

00:54:49   cool thing [TS]

00:54:50   uh so it's only gonna get you going to [TS]

00:54:53   Chris Perry going to chris farley mode [TS]

00:54:55   hot so you're Paul McCartney that and [TS]

00:54:59   that and the whole time I'm thinking [TS]

00:55:01   don't offer me head off your dubito [TS]

00:55:02   please don't do it I don't want it I [TS]

00:55:05   don't want it I'd I what I want it but I [TS]

00:55:08   don't want it it's you know this is the [TS]

00:55:11   thing and he didn't thank god bless them [TS]

00:55:14   he can probably sin city give it even [TS]

00:55:16   even in his terrible terrible [TS]

00:55:17   uncontrollable marijuana Hayes he could [TS]

00:55:19   probably tell that you felt awkward [TS]

00:55:21   about 2 b's it was like if you know i'm [TS]

00:55:24   sure a lot of guys settle up to yonder [TS]

00:55:26   like to be 2b 2b 2b dooby dooby dooby [TS]

00:55:29   dooby dooby and I wasn't given the [TS]

00:55:32   doobie vibe and I've been given the [TS]

00:55:33   doobie vibe I mean I know what that is [TS]

00:55:35   here in San Francisco you must get it [TS]

00:55:37   every time you walk out the door it's [TS]

00:55:39   the most the primary five dozen other [TS]

00:55:41   people in San Francisco that have lost [TS]

00:55:42   the ability to tell when they're giving [TS]

00:55:45   the doobie vibe to somebody no an [TS]

00:55:47   anxiety disorder and wants them to doc [TS]

00:55:49   it's just there's too much to be too [TS]

00:55:50   much vibe like downstairs are I think [TS]

00:55:52   our neighbors both of them must have [TS]

00:55:53   some very bad glaucoma [TS]

00:55:55   because that it's medicine that's making [TS]

00:55:59   its yeah it is it's it's it's a kind of [TS]

00:56:03   medicine [TS]

00:56:03   yeah yeah I would just be hoping you [TS]

00:56:05   would go like so did you have any [TS]

00:56:07   incredibly detailed questions about my [TS]

00:56:10   after the gold rush album what I wanted [TS]

00:56:13   to do was sit and talk about his guitars [TS]

00:56:15   the whole time so man that guitar [TS]

00:56:18   yeah that one guitar so can I like touch [TS]

00:56:24   it a time-weighted so then eventually [TS]

00:56:27   they're like ok man we'll see you guys [TS]

00:56:29   later you know they didn't say like we [TS]

00:56:31   gotta go we gotta go records there [TS]

00:56:33   because there are 20,000 people chanting [TS]

00:56:35   my name was just like all right man was [TS]

00:56:37   any one last thing [TS]

00:56:38   well what the fuck was up that wandering [TS]

00:56:40   song i love that song [TS]

00:56:43   of course you do Apple era of new young [TS]

00:56:46   in the end up in the pink like its [TS]

00:56:49   graphic work with his craft work songs [TS]

00:56:50   to wonder and that's great and i liked i [TS]

00:56:56   like trans to it was saying that when [TS]

00:56:59   he's doing kraftwerk that's sweet you [TS]

00:57:01   know you know about that record right [TS]

00:57:02   yes okay well that's sweet we can make [TS]

00:57:05   very much money with this kid but he [TS]

00:57:06   should have done was a broken arrow or [TS]

00:57:08   mr. solo I mean we have Mr so Dez you [TS]

00:57:11   know come on a fan of all that stuff [TS]

00:57:13   somebody posted something on the [TS]

00:57:14   internet the other day talking shit [TS]

00:57:16   about about the song t-bone from the [TS]

00:57:19   reactor album like it was the reactor [TS]

00:57:22   wow you go deep catalog that was some [TS]

00:57:24   kind of bad thing [TS]

00:57:26   30 there in gene simmons is a solo [TS]

00:57:28   record were in Camelot cut out for [TS]

00:57:30   probably still to this day don't bring [TS]

00:57:33   gene Simmons into it but yeah reactor [TS]

00:57:37   was one of those records right like the [TS]

00:57:39   like the frank zappa orchestral record [TS]

00:57:41   remember that Zappa made an orchestral [TS]

00:57:43   record no vocals don't know what they [TS]

00:57:45   got that but i can but yeah that's [TS]

00:57:48   available [TS]

00:57:49   these were the records that were [TS]

00:57:50   available for ninety-nine cents who ship [TS]

00:57:53   arriving too late to save a journey [TS]

00:57:54   which was catching seems pretty good [TS]

00:57:57   company all the way through high school [TS]

00:57:58   for me and i own them all [TS]

00:58:02   although some of them stayed with me and [TS]

00:58:03   some of them went z [TS]

00:58:05   go out into the snow was something i [TS]

00:58:08   mean you know i think one of the best [TS]

00:58:09   things you can do for a kid today is it [TS]

00:58:12   is given mania that was a call decade [TS]

00:58:14   needs to be a triple album absolutely i [TS]

00:58:17   mean there's not there's not there's not [TS]

00:58:18   a bad song on there like I've ever each [TS]

00:58:20   one is better than the last all I did [TS]

00:58:22   girl for a long time back in the old [TS]

00:58:24   days who was a big fan of this w-end [TS]

00:58:27   girlsongirls would be near you [TS]

00:58:29   this was when girls would be near me and [TS]

00:58:31   she was a fan of the yodeler she was a [TS]

00:58:33   hipster girl and she liked the she like [TS]

00:58:36   the cat power and she likes she met [TS]

00:58:39   Jimmy much see Papa no not not the [TS]

00:58:41   actual belittle others aren't I but I'm [TS]

00:58:43   fairly slim whitman she loves Roger [TS]

00:58:45   Whittaker about the autistic indie-rock [TS]

00:58:49   yodelers Oh hotel a bonnie prince billy [TS]

00:58:54   the the singers who killed who maybe can [TS]

00:58:58   really sing but but what they do instead [TS]

00:59:00   is yodel can whoa [TS]

00:59:03   and I would listen to my offer [TS]

00:59:08   always playing in her house and she was [TS]

00:59:11   you know she was a hipster she was very [TS]

00:59:13   smug about music whoo [TS]

00:59:15   and at a certain point we've been dating [TS]

00:59:17   for years certain point I was sitting in [TS]

00:59:20   her and this was a type of thing that I [TS]

00:59:21   would tolerate that lovely dark haired [TS]

00:59:24   girl I met it's a dark-haired girl she [TS]

00:59:26   was lovely [TS]

00:59:26   she was very lovely girl in and and I [TS]

00:59:28   would tolerate this type of thing this [TS]

00:59:30   this like smugness about music she was [TS]

00:59:32   far too pleasant for you if you know you [TS]

00:59:35   didn't you never saw the unpleasantness [TS]

00:59:36   yeah but anyway let's leave that to [TS]

00:59:38   another target yelling but uh but at one [TS]

00:59:41   point I said have you ever listened to [TS]

00:59:42   neil young like just have you ever gone [TS]

00:59:47   to the source of this and listen to this [TS]

00:59:50   listen to the real thing of this and she [TS]

00:59:54   went [TS]

00:59:54   Neil Young classic rock double block all [TS]

00:59:57   right I said oh oh my god [TS]

00:59:57   right I said oh oh my god [TS]

01:00:00   you've never listened to neil young [TS]

01:00:01   she's a waltz rubber are some kind of [TS]

01:00:05   hipster you know but gibberish that I [TS]

01:00:08   didn't bother to decode and I got decade [TS]

01:00:11   and I gave it to his brand I got it on [TS]

01:00:13   final rites how I had it I got another [TS]

01:00:16   awesome liner notes she couldn't there [TS]

01:00:18   was nothing she could say about it right [TS]

01:00:19   she couldn't turn their nose up at this [TS]

01:00:21   here's the thing here's the thing [TS]

01:00:23   listen to this thing and in bye-bye the [TS]

01:00:27   gifting of that single album i [TS]

01:00:30   transformed this person's idea of this [TS]

01:00:35   thing that she loves she already loved [TS]

01:00:37   this thing which was murdered our [TS]

01:00:39   leaderboard are our burner and then she [TS]

01:00:45   had this record which you can twitch [TS]

01:00:46   moss would not grow on [TS]

01:00:49   uh-huh this is an internal thing this [TS]

01:00:52   decade album came through the whole [TS]

01:00:54   thing [TS]

01:00:55   well it became the only thing she [TS]

01:00:57   listened to the first first side is you [TS]

01:00:59   know I think you enjoy the first side [TS]

01:01:01   more after you listen to the other sides [TS]

01:01:02   but that's a thought but we're talking [TS]

01:01:04   about feeling we talked about doing with [TS]

01:01:06   the hipster person where the more the [TS]

01:01:09   more impenetrable of the thing is at [TS]

01:01:12   first the assumption is that it is is [TS]

01:01:16   better i like broken arrow is a rather [TS]

01:01:18   than I and mr. solo are both a little [TS]

01:01:21   bit of a slog if you're you know not [TS]

01:01:22   ready for it but if you've been [TS]

01:01:24   listening to like Cat Power b-sides me [TS]

01:01:28   and yeah yeah yeahs powers for cat [TS]

01:01:30   Power's one of those ones like forgive [TS]

01:01:32   me sleater-kinney I'm just like IE I [TS]

01:01:34   just accepted a lot of people like this [TS]

01:01:36   and it's good but it i just do not get [TS]

01:01:39   it [TS]

01:01:39   I'm surprised to hear that you don't [TS]

01:01:41   like Slater can I I although at a [TS]

01:01:43   certain level i'm not surprised that's [TS]

01:01:45   nothing compared to heavenly oh my [TS]

01:01:47   christ is that it no not heavily not [TS]

01:01:50   heavenly heavens to Betsy happens to the [TS]

01:01:53   heavenly was sweet heavenly was a great [TS]

01:01:55   like girl singing and no don't open [TS]

01:01:57   heavens to Betsy don't get me started [TS]

01:01:59   we're talking about if we're going to [TS]

01:02:00   sit here and talk shit about riot girl [TS]

01:02:02   I'm gonna need another two-and-a-half [TS]

01:02:03   some of that's fine [TS]

01:02:05   like you know but boy that was still is [TS]

01:02:06   just a whole lot of bad man [TS]

01:02:09   that was a lot of bad i suffered through [TS]

01:02:10   that era I was not meant for those times [TS]

01:02:13   I open for Louis and tiger trap one time [TS]

01:02:16   back in the day and add it was [TS]

01:02:18   delightful that Louis good look at Louis [TS]

01:02:20   was delightful she did that song on [TS]

01:02:23   that's the area where you would have [TS]

01:02:24   been super coming [TS]

01:02:26   depending on who you're working with you [TS]

01:02:27   would have been sequestered from the [TS]

01:02:28   backstage area because it was like it [TS]

01:02:31   right what we want mine all mine only [TS]

01:02:33   yeah they were throwing their tampons [TS]

01:02:35   and she's actually really sweet you sign [TS]

01:02:36   my record [TS]

01:02:38   you don't need me for Muslim you know [TS]

01:02:39   what I mean that's not funny [TS]

01:02:42   that isn't funny okay I gotta go I've [TS]

01:02:46   got listen um I've been narrowing down [TS]

01:02:48   on the REM issue want to come back to [TS]

01:02:51   REM i want to talk about specific albums [TS]

01:02:53   they could possibly as part of a series [TS]

01:02:55   i want to talk a lot more about Hogan's [TS]

01:02:57   Heroes I think that gets Hogan's Heroes [TS]

01:02:58   is very near the center of what we're [TS]

01:03:00   getting at with this program and I think [TS]

01:03:01   I don't consider girls in the [TS]

01:03:03   encapsulated I don't know concerns maybe [TS]

01:03:07   the the bottleneck between the past and [TS]

01:03:10   the nao em when you see that little [TS]

01:03:13   doghouse with the dog in it rise up [TS]

01:03:16   yeah and then who is it is it the bow is [TS]

01:03:19   underneath there are kinch can't [TS]

01:03:21   remember maybe Larry Hovis your watch [TS]

01:03:23   the liar's club [TS]

01:03:24   no I don't even know what that looks [TS]

01:03:26   good and I want to talk about like bank [TS]

01:03:28   know sending me very many links [TS]

01:03:31   oh yeah yeah I troubles you my troubles [TS]

01:03:32   seemed so far but i was there i kind of [TS]

01:03:35   like gird my loins this time I was like [TS]

01:03:37   he's gonna be sending me links so i need [TS]

01:03:39   to be prepared to have I need to be [TS]

01:03:42   prepared to have a schizophrenic [TS]

01:03:43   conversation where I'm it's like not all [TS]

01:03:45   those conversations I used to have when [TS]

01:03:47   i was playing minesweeper I'd be on the [TS]

01:03:50   phone and I'd be playing minesweeper [TS]

01:03:51   back when I had IBM computers people of [TS]

01:03:56   that minesweeper out my slippers an [TS]

01:03:58   amazing game and it was great about it [TS]

01:03:59   is that i could talk to I could talk [TS]

01:04:01   about the music business with somebody [TS]

01:04:03   on the phone for an hour and be playing [TS]

01:04:05   minesweeper the entire time and it will [TS]

01:04:08   it was a perfect [TS]

01:04:09   it was a perfect place to divide my [TS]

01:04:10   attention because the music business [TS]

01:04:12   conversation was not enough to cheat to [TS]

01:04:16   to have all my attention but the [TS]

01:04:19   minesweeper game took took the unused [TS]

01:04:22   portion [TS]

01:04:22   of my attention and give it something to [TS]

01:04:24   do you like pieces of a puzzle thing [TS]

01:04:26   together [TS]

01:04:27   yeah because otherwise that unused part [TS]

01:04:29   of my attention would have been trying [TS]

01:04:31   to sabotage the music business [TS]

01:04:32   conversation by asking impertinent [TS]

01:04:34   questions that is not always worked out [TS]

01:04:37   for you [TS]

01:04:37   no no no it's bad it's bad so I get give [TS]

01:04:40   it something to do and so I was prepared [TS]

01:04:42   in this conversation [TS]

01:04:43   oh merlin is going to be sending me [TS]

01:04:44   weird links room 222 things that in [TS]

01:04:48   real-time apply to our conversation and [TS]

01:04:51   I'm gonna be I'm gonna be prepared to [TS]

01:04:52   click on these links and the only thing [TS]

01:04:54   you sent me was a video of and market [TS]

01:04:56   i'm still looking at right now I'm [TS]

01:04:57   looking at right now she's great and I'm [TS]

01:04:59   thinking to myself that like if you just [TS]

01:05:02   if God would just let me see her hips [TS]

01:05:04   just a hip lineup i could tell you she's [TS]

01:05:06   a redhead and I'm talking about it from [TS]

01:05:07   the side even how yeah she's managed [TS]

01:05:10   quite a claim you don't get you don't [TS]

01:05:11   get full boy you don't get a lot better [TS]

01:05:14   than this huh by my burden of knowing [TS]

01:05:15   seen bye birdie boiled well know that [TS]

01:05:20   there's that there's like a clip of her [TS]

01:05:22   with Elvis here and then she's doing a [TS]

01:05:24   lot just with her face [TS]

01:05:26   inexplicably you got that girl christina [TS]

01:05:28   hendricks from mad men [TS]

01:05:30   well they had mad men today aight you [TS]

01:05:34   know they do that thing where it's like [TS]

01:05:36   what happened but now what happened and [TS]

01:05:38   so they did a bye bye birdie ish thing [TS]

01:05:40   and a commercial it is what that is [TS]

01:05:43   mostly yeah I'm trying to reduce the [TS]

01:05:46   number of shows I'm committing to i'm [TS]

01:05:48   already I'm already behind my wife on on [TS]

01:05:51   the breaking bad so I've had to just [TS]

01:05:53   have to break off it looks really good [TS]

01:05:55   but I can't keep up there was so much [TS]

01:05:57   talk about breaking bad on the internet [TS]

01:06:00   that and it was so laudatory her but I [TS]

01:06:04   didn't know what to do with that [TS]

01:06:05   information I can tell you what she did [TS]

01:06:07   with it I know exactly what you do with [TS]

01:06:08   it and watch it [TS]

01:06:10   that's right right I've never seen an [TS]

01:06:11   episode you should check out Johnny's [TS]

01:06:13   check out our arcade fire you know each [TS]

01:06:15   check out and shot you check out you [TS]

01:06:17   know hey you know it's great to have you [TS]

01:06:19   heard handlebar sooo check the mountain [TS]

01:06:22   yeah from Olympia Olympia Olympia [TS]

01:06:25   Olympia your saskatchewan literally [TS]

01:06:27   nobody has heard of them [TS]

01:06:29   eskimo iceberg they put all of the about [TS]

01:06:32   all the records on scotch tape [TS]

01:06:34   but yes I you know you should check out [TS]

01:06:38   who you should check out asking Weisberg [TS]

01:06:41   oh i just got my-- spur scotch tape [TS]

01:06:43   tapes ok they're capable you can't get [TS]

01:06:46   them anymore though and there there's [TS]

01:06:48   this is that so wait now that's the [TS]

01:06:50   vibrant monist from spunk flower he was [TS]

01:06:53   originally in it and move about it [TS]

01:06:55   anymore seen one of those exactly is one [TS]

01:06:57   of those drag city guys right here and [TS]

01:06:59   play the other side of the vibraphone [TS]

01:07:00   very quietly right what's amazing is [TS]

01:07:02   that that when he left the band there [TS]

01:07:04   the their biggest fan had learned all [TS]

01:07:08   the upside down vibrant parts and they [TS]

01:07:12   were like what are we going to do and [TS]

01:07:13   then this kid just stepped into the job [TS]

01:07:15   right [TS]

01:07:16   only by they probably brought them up on [TS]

01:07:17   stage like when keeping and passed out [TS]

01:07:19   exactly they're like does anybody know [TS]

01:07:20   these upside-down vibraphone parts and [TS]

01:07:22   they have anyone can manage their very [TS]

01:07:24   quiet who had his own vibraphone to get [TS]

01:07:29   him up on stage and now he's like he's [TS]

01:07:31   been in the band [TS]

01:07:32   he's sharing some running credit so [TS]

01:07:34   that's that said that nothing that's [TS]

01:07:35   kind of a thing right anything that you [TS]

01:07:37   know that who think it happened at the [TS]

01:07:38   cow palace here in San Francisco em that [TS]

01:07:41   you know that really happened no thank [TS]

01:07:42   you [TS]

01:07:42   yeah that that guy wasn't very good no [TS]

01:07:45   no they didn't replace keith moon with [TS]

01:07:47   him [TS]

01:07:47   no I think passed out keeping probably [TS]

01:07:49   to play better yeah but dear the deer [TS]

01:07:52   hunter there's a deer hoof dear huh oh [TS]

01:07:55   Jesus Christ [TS]

01:07:57   deerhoof one of the lead guitars to dear [TS]

01:07:59   have quit the band there that make up [TS]

01:08:01   the pick up their biggest fan out of the [TS]

01:08:03   crowd is what you just priest it now all [TS]

01:08:06   about their the other have the fake [TS]

01:08:07   singer for awhile answer he said journey [TS]

01:08:10   got the fake singer from the Philippines [TS]

01:08:12   what about that what about that Weezer [TS]

01:08:13   guys are muscle-bound Android user [TS]

01:08:17   that's muscle-bound yeah I think I think [TS]

01:08:19   he owned oh um I think he might be like [TS]

01:08:24   a session guy I think I guess session [TS]

01:08:25   guy who works out and you know drama [TS]

01:08:28   from user and the drummer from Radiohead [TS]

01:08:30   discuss who I am very very very very [TS]

01:08:34   very barely slightly acquainted with the [TS]

01:08:36   drummer from weezer just just from doing [TS]

01:08:38   a podcast with him he's extremely nice [TS]

01:08:39   but you you're you have a voluminous [TS]

01:08:43   weezer knowledge I [TS]

01:08:44   the fair amount of weezer knowledge with [TS]

01:08:47   that the amount of knowledge goes way [TS]

01:08:48   down after their second record all I see [TS]

01:08:51   you're one of those bright be i am i'm [TS]

01:08:54   one of those Pinkertons people and like [TS]

01:08:56   actually one of my most moving Pinkerton [TS]

01:08:59   moments we all remember them was walking [TS]

01:09:01   around seattle last time i was there was [TS]

01:09:03   a time I walked all the way to the rei [TS]

01:09:04   and was raining you know and I had a [TS]

01:09:06   very I had a very moving a Pinkerton [TS]

01:09:09   thing happened you were carrying a [TS]

01:09:11   flaming torches I recall [TS]

01:09:14   well I was a thing we're doing for the [TS]

01:09:15   fan club is for breast cancer haha we [TS]

01:09:18   sponsor my torch and then you ran into [TS]

01:09:22   all those people that are coming the [TS]

01:09:23   other way with torches and pitchforks [TS]

01:09:24   and you're like no no I'm not one to you [TS]

01:09:28   I'm not a racist [TS]

01:09:29   can I just give you money no support the [TS]

01:09:32   torch asshole you have the sign up for [TS]

01:09:37   every mile I carry this torch [TS]

01:09:38   yeah 18 you you never get into the [TS]

01:09:41   weezer i'm guessing I you know this is a [TS]

01:09:44   tweezer is one of those things it's like [TS]

01:09:45   blink-182 oh come on and it's like it's [TS]

01:09:50   like it's like Dora the Explorer to me I [TS]

01:09:52   just feel like I was too old [TS]

01:09:54   I've been such a gentleman about this [TS]

01:09:56   entire turgid Neil Young anecdote by not [TS]

01:09:59   bringing around dinosaur jr home i am [TS]

01:10:03   pretty convinced you've never actually [TS]

01:10:04   listened to know that's not true i [TS]

01:10:06   listen to them before they even had a [TS]

01:10:07   junior on they're not God right now [TS]

01:10:10   that's not a good record but you're [TS]

01:10:11   living all over me is a record did you [TS]

01:10:13   should listen to it's really quite good [TS]

01:10:15   and bug those two records are really [TS]

01:10:17   good and the other ones are dinosaur jr [TS]

01:10:18   records sounded like he was singing with [TS]

01:10:20   a bran muffin his mouth that was part of [TS]

01:10:23   the effect that's that's called that's [TS]

01:10:24   called the Boston bakery and teach you [TS]

01:10:28   that an amorous they got over Berkeley [TS]

01:10:29   go to Berkeley didn't make a bran muffin [TS]

01:10:31   your mouth go for your amps up louder oh [TS]

01:10:36   no no I just felt like I was too old for [TS]

01:10:39   all that stuff is somebody asked me the [TS]

01:10:40   day I made a reference in there like oh [TS]

01:10:42   you mean like silver spoons silver [TS]

01:10:45   spoons no that's not Silversun Pickups [TS]

01:10:46   was I never watch silver spoon of silver [TS]

01:10:49   spoons with that with the kid with the [TS]

01:10:51   rich kid [TS]

01:10:52   the rich kids yeah it's like a rich you [TS]

01:10:53   recently that's even allowed to be a [TS]

01:10:55   reference somebody made our Silver [TS]

01:10:57   Spoons reference and I was like oh [TS]

01:10:58   too old for silver spoons I'm sorry it's [TS]

01:11:00   it's an age thing right if you're two [TS]

01:11:02   years younger than me you'd be watching [TS]

01:11:03   silver spoons and you'd be thinking that [TS]

01:11:05   it was as good as a good show it was a [TS]

01:11:10   it was a different strokes ripoff and [TS]

01:11:12   different strokes was not even a show [TS]

01:11:13   that deserve to be ripped off and was [TS]

01:11:16   looking for stocks of life for different [TS]

01:11:18   strokes and facts of life was a [TS]

01:11:20   Diff'rent Strokes soon it was a [TS]

01:11:21   different strokes of mrs. Garrett that's [TS]

01:11:23   right yeah but she was on a sharp [TS]

01:11:26   blushes are some there are some thoughts [TS]

01:11:27   about 1800 girl i'm joe yeah joe gentile [TS]

01:11:32   she like a secret thing you know what [TS]

01:11:34   also their pinky Tuscadero and can I [TS]

01:11:37   just say like she fits your profile if [TS]

01:11:38   she had cut her hair and a little bit of [TS]

01:11:40   a mustache I'm just saying actions to [TS]

01:11:42   shoes nike she looked like she had been [TS]

01:11:44   and she looks like she could have been [TS]

01:11:46   in- tiger trap i think you're starting [TS]

01:11:48   to trap know what's the what's the band [TS]

01:11:51   where the girl has a moustache queen [TS]

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