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00:00:00 ◼ ► hi John how are you hi Marilyn I well uh [TS]

00:00:10 ◼ ► I'm well I'm well I'm all you something [TS]

00:00:14 ◼ ► better [TS]

00:00:14 ◼ ► I mean I've got less bad but i'm not [TS]

00:00:17 ◼ ► completely well i'm i'm ninety percent [TS]

00:00:20 ◼ ► better but that ten percent there's a [TS]

00:00:24 ◼ ► lot of wiggle room in that ten percent [TS]

00:00:26 ◼ ► like losing me his last 20 pounds so [TS]

00:00:30 ◼ ► that again never heard that when people [TS]

00:00:31 ◼ ► say they're trying to lose weight like [TS]

00:00:32 ◼ ► last five pounds they say its last I [TS]

00:00:35 ◼ ► don't know that might be one of those [TS]

00:00:36 ◼ ► dumb things like you always find things [TS]

00:00:38 ◼ ► last place you look [TS]

00:00:39 ◼ ► I'm sure makes sense but they say you [TS]

00:00:40 ◼ ► can lose a bunch of weight last five [TS]

00:00:42 ◼ ► pounds of hearts for you [TS]

00:00:43 ◼ ► that's the last mile was like that the [TS]

00:00:45 ◼ ► last ten percent of sickness I could [TS]

00:00:48 ◼ ► still turn it around and get pneumonia [TS]

00:00:52 ◼ ► I could still turn this this almost [TS]

00:00:55 ◼ ► better pneus into total catastrophic [TS]

00:01:00 ◼ ► sickness so i have to be very careful at [TS]

00:01:03 ◼ ► this point that I don't go do what my [TS]

00:01:05 ◼ ► instinct tells me which is to run [TS]

00:01:08 ◼ ► bareheaded in the rain in my underwear [TS]

00:01:12 ◼ ► because i will get i will get pneumonia [TS]

00:01:15 ◼ ► if i do that and that's what my instinct [TS]

00:01:17 ◼ ► is telling me who is that it is an [TS]

00:01:20 ◼ ► instinct you have a lot to that running [TS]

00:01:21 ◼ ► around without clothes and no hat it is [TS]

00:01:24 ◼ ► and that's why I don't that's why when [TS]

00:01:27 ◼ ► people say follow your gut [TS]

00:01:29 ◼ ► I say shut up my gut is telling me to do [TS]

00:01:33 ◼ ► incredibly stupid things my gut always [TS]

00:01:36 ◼ ► told me to fall in love with lesbians my [TS]

00:01:39 ◼ ► god tells me to go out in the rain [TS]

00:01:41 ◼ ► without a hat [TS]

00:01:42 ◼ ► my gut tells me to eat all the pasta [TS]

00:01:45 ◼ ► literally it's my gut that tells me to [TS]

00:01:48 ◼ ► do that [TS]

00:01:49 ◼ ► thank you I can't trust myself is what [TS]

00:01:51 ◼ ► I'm saying I think you're guest probably [TS]

00:01:54 ◼ ► seen too many things on cinemax where [TS]

00:01:56 ◼ ► they make out lesbians and you think [TS]

00:01:58 ◼ ► that is very attractive to me but then [TS]

00:02:01 ◼ ► you realize that the person is not [TS]

00:02:04 ◼ ► featured in the Cinemax movie [TS]

00:02:05 ◼ ► consistently is you [TS]

00:02:07 ◼ ► well it's your cinemax references and [TS]

00:02:10 ◼ ► far off but in fact the lesbians i have [TS]

00:02:13 ◼ ► traditionally fall in love with are the [TS]

00:02:15 ◼ ► ones with short black hair and the [TS]

00:02:17 ◼ ► faintest whisper of a mustache [TS]

00:02:20 ◼ ► I don't I I'm not interested in in like [TS]

00:02:25 ◼ ► 12 year old boy a John Waters well [TS]

00:02:27 ◼ ► somewhere in between a twelve-year-old [TS]

00:02:30 ◼ ► boy and John Waters if John Waters was [TS]

00:02:33 ◼ ► was a lot shorter and had kind of [TS]

00:02:37 ◼ ► not-quite boobs but but lumps lady lumps [TS]

00:02:42 ◼ ► I spent my entire spent my entire [TS]

00:02:44 ◼ ► twenties chasing after girls that look [TS]

00:02:48 ◼ ► like Jane Wiedlin from the go-go's and [TS]

00:02:52 ◼ ► eighty-five percent of them were either [TS]

00:02:54 ◼ ► gay or we're going through their gay [TS]

00:02:57 ◼ ► phase at precisely the time that that [TS]

00:03:02 ◼ ► that we were friends and they wanted to [TS]

00:03:05 ◼ ► talk about their romantic problems with [TS]

00:03:07 ◼ ► me [TS]

00:03:07 ◼ ► that's why I i think it's a big part of [TS]

00:03:11 ◼ ► why I was an alcoholic the small [TS]

00:03:14 ◼ ► breasted lesbians [TS]

00:03:17 ◼ ► yeah the frustration caused by [TS]

00:03:18 ◼ ► consistently falling in love with boyish [TS]

00:03:21 ◼ ► girls they always they would always get [TS]

00:03:24 ◼ ► me what you know I'm not to name names [TS]

00:03:28 ◼ ► but that was named joanna pony there's [TS]

00:03:30 ◼ ► this woman that was in spring the [TS]

00:03:33 ◼ ► minders she was like an engineer on some [TS]

00:03:35 ◼ ► Elliot's you're like a record seen yeah [TS]

00:03:37 ◼ ► I know I know what you know her well in [TS]

00:03:40 ◼ ► northwestern way sure like she's made [TS]

00:03:44 ◼ ► you drink nod ya not smirk that she [TS]

00:03:48 ◼ ► became Jim Whelan was obviously in the [TS]

00:03:50 ◼ ► in the substrata of the the short-haired [TS]

00:03:53 ◼ ► lesbian cosmology she was quite a [TS]

00:03:55 ◼ ► constellation but when I saw her playing [TS]

00:03:58 ◼ ► with the minders I i had to go it was [TS]

00:04:01 ◼ ► just she's ridiculously skinny and [TS]

00:04:04 ◼ ► long-armed mhm you know and she [TS]

00:04:07 ◼ ► engineered elliott smith record so you [TS]

00:04:09 ◼ ► know but man she can play that base and [TS]

00:04:11 ◼ ► she's very very tall see they all play [TS]

00:04:14 ◼ ► the base to the base and the tattoos [TS]

00:04:16 ◼ ► right that is it all goes together [TS]

00:04:18 ◼ ► the the base the tattoos the short hair [TS]

00:04:20 ◼ ► often pierced nipples follow along with [TS]

00:04:23 ◼ ► that if you get to that point piercing [TS]

00:04:26 ◼ ► nipples no never did but like on her how [TS]

00:04:28 ◼ ► she tells it just educated gas pumps in [TS]

00:04:30 ◼ ► the hipster t like how can you tell well [TS]

00:04:32 ◼ ► I you know I am NOT new right I've been [TS]

00:04:36 ◼ ► I've lived I've seen what's under the [TS]

00:04:39 ◼ ► t-shirts so it went so far as she said [TS]

00:04:42 ◼ ► I'm going to step off the reservation [TS]

00:04:43 ◼ ► Kemosabe [TS]

00:04:44 ◼ ► and so you talking about now wow just [TS]

00:04:46 ◼ ► just our girl just the girls the girls [TS]

00:04:49 ◼ ► the yeah you know tight the thing but it [TS]

00:04:51 ◼ ► seems your comment Pixies because [TS]

00:04:53 ◼ ► they're like Angry Pixies right Pixies [TS]

00:04:54 ◼ ► yeah right Pixies pic Pixies but spelt [TS]

00:04:58 ◼ ► with a bunch of ours in the middle [TS]

00:04:59 ◼ ► picture sarees that's good or have a [TS]

00:05:02 ◼ ► Pixies with many x's Pixar's six months [TS]

00:05:05 ◼ ► just calling Pixar's pretty good that's [TS]

00:05:07 ◼ ► what they are [TS]

00:05:07 ◼ ► um yeah you know because they're because [TS]

00:05:10 ◼ ► of some of them aren't gay that's the [TS]

00:05:11 ◼ ► frustrating thing the ones that don't [TS]

00:05:13 ◼ ► just only gay phase that coincides with [TS]

00:05:17 ◼ ► you trying to get with them i think i [TS]

00:05:20 ◼ ► think a lot of girls just had a gay [TS]

00:05:22 ◼ ► phase for the 20 minutes that I was [TS]

00:05:24 ◼ ► trying to pick up with them pick up on [TS]

00:05:25 ◼ ► them [TS]

00:05:26 ◼ ► I mean for I think for a lot of them [TS]

00:05:28 ◼ ► it's it's like being in the whole wheat [TS]

00:05:30 ◼ ► pasta or throwing muses it's something [TS]

00:05:32 ◼ ► you put yourself into completely for a [TS]

00:05:33 ◼ ► couple weeks but like I gotta live with [TS]

00:05:35 ◼ ► that now I don't got nothing against [TS]

00:05:37 ◼ ► throwing muses but no sense memories [TS]

00:05:39 ◼ ► well you know I'm just saying like you [TS]

00:05:41 ◼ ► know my record was not the one getting [TS]

00:05:42 ◼ ► dropped on the needle if you know what I [TS]

00:05:43 ◼ ► mean yeah and allison i spent so much of [TS]

00:05:48 ◼ ► my life being in that state sometimes [TS]

00:05:50 ◼ ► because of pixies often because of a [TS]

00:05:53 ◼ ► kind of like a like a vaguely athletic [TS]

00:05:55 ◼ ► girl with a good family [TS]

00:05:56 ◼ ► those are bad too those are very good [TS]

00:05:58 ◼ ► chance you have a chance [TS]

00:06:01 ◼ ► there there there dad makes them laugh [TS]

00:06:02 ◼ ► you have a chance i know that's the [TS]

00:06:04 ◼ ► worst when a girl has a really great [TS]

00:06:06 ◼ ► relationship with her father [TS]

00:06:07 ◼ ► fuck that and he also is like a rich [TS]

00:06:10 ◼ ► lawyer I don't know what I call those [TS]

00:06:13 ◼ ► the cockblock docs anytime you get an MD [TS]

00:06:16 ◼ ► that's funnier than you [TS]

00:06:17 ◼ ► Oh Hawking his daughter right right [TS]

00:06:20 ◼ ► about the mexican dr. well see that's [TS]

00:06:23 ◼ ► why that's why i was i always had [TS]

00:06:25 ◼ ► tremendous success with girls that have [TS]

00:06:27 ◼ ► very conflicted feelings about their [TS]

00:06:28 ◼ ► father [TS]

00:06:29 ◼ ► that though that's like that's like [TS]

00:06:31 ◼ ► getting pre-qualified for a loan for [TS]

00:06:33 ◼ ► coming for me I was fine i was going [TS]

00:06:35 ◼ ► through the wall and stuff i was trying [TS]

00:06:36 ◼ ► to always figure that out [TS]

00:06:38 ◼ ► birth control pills check [TS]

00:06:39 ◼ ► antidepressants boo ya no se the house [TS]

00:06:42 ◼ ► tape we're good [TS]

00:06:43 ◼ ► I waited till he went to the bathroom [TS]

00:06:44 ◼ ► and I tried to read their journal before [TS]

00:06:46 ◼ ► they were before they that I could hear [TS]

00:06:48 ◼ ► them washing their hands i put their [TS]

00:06:50 ◼ ► journal back I was like smelling ladies [TS]

00:06:51 ◼ ► purses and again i really have it with a [TS]

00:06:53 ◼ ► while ago like a personnel another purse [TS]

00:06:55 ◼ ► never smelled a purse and a person's [TS]

00:06:58 ◼ ► that it smells like a like a cow's udder [TS]

00:07:01 ◼ ► and that's bad how [TS]

00:07:04 ◼ ► haha i know i I don't want to smell the [TS]

00:07:08 ◼ ► girl's purse that's like that's like [TS]

00:07:09 ◼ ► that's like smelling her insider pockets [TS]

00:07:12 ◼ ► while her pants are still on kind of [TS]

00:07:14 ◼ ► pants mom jeans it's like smelly inside [TS]

00:07:17 ◼ ► of a pair of mom jeans ok like bending [TS]

00:07:20 ◼ ► down and smell it take a big with of the [TS]

00:07:23 ◼ ► pockets of some mom jeans not something [TS]

00:07:26 ◼ ► I want to do i'm guessing there's [TS]

00:07:28 ◼ ► probably some squished up tissues some [TS]

00:07:31 ◼ ► from their children's not many from her [TS]

00:07:33 ◼ ► in tears i'm only produce giant keys you [TS]

00:07:36 ◼ ► have our minivans now write a huge ring [TS]

00:07:39 ◼ ► of keys the keys have to be that big [TS]

00:07:41 ◼ ► really irks me I've been there though [TS]

00:07:44 ◼ ► I've been there I've been there so many [TS]

00:07:45 ◼ ► times and I feel like there's so many [TS]

00:07:46 ◼ ► times where I was I the just friends we [TS]

00:07:49 ◼ ► can talk to about the problems with [TS]

00:07:52 ◼ ► people talking about the nineties now [TS]

00:07:53 ◼ ► though [TS]

00:07:54 ◼ ► yeah and I think times have changed I [TS]

00:07:56 ◼ ► mean times have definitely changed that [TS]

00:07:58 ◼ ► they called hookups now the hookups you [TS]

00:07:59 ◼ ► can get me yeah they sent making [TS]

00:08:01 ◼ ► pictures to each other on their phones [TS]

00:08:02 ◼ ► in the nineties it was just a it was a I [TS]

00:08:07 ◼ ► don't know it was a it was a terrible [TS]

00:08:08 ◼ ► time it was a terrible time to be a [TS]

00:08:11 ◼ ► young person it looks good [TS]

00:08:14 ◼ ► didn't even look good Who am I kidding [TS]

00:08:16 ◼ ► now the nineties were just we should [TS]

00:08:17 ◼ ► just let's just never speak of them [TS]

00:08:19 ◼ ► again [TS]

00:08:20 ◼ ► I knew it I knew I know how useless I [TS]

00:08:21 ◼ ► was it like when we graduated from [TS]

00:08:24 ◼ ► microphone college in 1990 and it was it [TS]

00:08:29 ◼ ► was like that all people have been [TS]

00:08:30 ◼ ► classes before it's done all these [TS]

00:08:32 ◼ ► amazing things they've done things on [TS]

00:08:33 ◼ ► campus they didn't think nationally [TS]

00:08:35 ◼ ► internationally the fulbright scholars [TS]

00:08:36 ◼ ► and then there's a four years that i was [TS]

00:08:38 ◼ ► there i think i had a big effect on this [TS]

00:08:39 ◼ ► and then like the year after i left [TS]

00:08:41 ◼ ► suddenly everybody was doing things to [TS]

00:08:43 ◼ ► help you [TS]

00:08:43 ◼ ► fireman and getting good people good [TS]

00:08:44 ◼ ► people and getting good grants they're [TS]

00:08:46 ◼ ► way smarter than us and I think that was [TS]

00:08:48 ◼ ► the problem [TS]

00:08:48 ◼ ► I i blame us I think we're a big part of [TS]

00:08:50 ◼ ► the problem you know and I i blame all [TS]

00:08:52 ◼ ► your buddies up there you you gave you [TS]

00:08:53 ◼ ► your euro your community gave the world [TS]

00:08:55 ◼ ► the wrong idea about everything terrible [TS]

00:08:57 ◼ ► we were terrible and when we were [TS]

00:08:59 ◼ ► anywhere we were terrible people to have [TS]

00:09:01 ◼ ► to say really like the worst of like [TS]

00:09:03 ◼ ► what like la metes slacker air austin [TS]

00:09:06 ◼ ► there wasn't anything la about it was it [TS]

00:09:09 ◼ ► was a it was just a take any small town [TS]

00:09:13 ◼ ► and take the 10 losers that are hanging [TS]

00:09:15 ◼ ► out under a bridge Smith smoking clove [TS]

00:09:17 ◼ ► cigarettes and and that and then play [TS]

00:09:21 ◼ ► them some dinosaur jr records and that [TS]

00:09:23 ◼ ► they're there you have it there that the [TS]

00:09:25 ◼ ► Seattle seen in 1992 the thing that [TS]

00:09:28 ◼ ► frustrates me is that my holy my whole [TS]

00:09:31 ◼ ► youth the fashion was to wear really [TS]

00:09:34 ◼ ► baggy on tailored ripped dirty clothes [TS]

00:09:41 ◼ ► and I remember walking across the [TS]

00:09:43 ◼ ► university of washington delivered to us [TS]

00:09:45 ◼ ► literally that's using choosing over [TS]

00:09:47 ◼ ► other options to acts like a good the [TS]

00:09:50 ◼ ► girls it when I was 24 a girl could not [TS]

00:09:53 ◼ ► be more fashionable than if she took a [TS]

00:09:56 ◼ ► sleeping bag cut armholes in it and roll [TS]

00:10:00 ◼ ► in some manure you know that was the [TS]

00:10:02 ◼ ► that was it man [TS]

00:10:04 ◼ ► oh my god she's so like an organic [TS]

00:10:07 ◼ ► ground snuggie huh [TS]

00:10:09 ◼ ► but somewhere around 2,000 i was walking [TS]

00:10:12 ◼ ► across the university of washington [TS]

00:10:13 ◼ ► campus and i looked around and i [TS]

00:10:14 ◼ ► realized everybody was wearing clothes [TS]

00:10:18 ◼ ► that fit i was it that was it [TS]

00:10:20 ◼ ► furious was like why are people wearing [TS]

00:10:24 ◼ ► clothes that fit now I i would have [TS]

00:10:26 ◼ ► liked this I would have liked to have [TS]

00:10:28 ◼ ► seen these all these people's bodies [TS]

00:10:31 ◼ ► it was nice clothes when I was a young [TS]

00:10:34 ◼ ► man he had it yet and have x-ray vision [TS]

00:10:37 ◼ ► to know you know everybody i remember [TS]

00:10:40 ◼ ► going to the thrift store and and i'm [TS]

00:10:43 ◼ ► looking through the extra large section [TS]

00:10:46 ◼ ► because I'm an extra-large person and I [TS]

00:10:48 ◼ ► look around everybody standing around me [TS]

00:10:50 ◼ ► is 5 foot 6 and 130 pounds and I'm like [TS]

00:10:53 ◼ ► you people get out of here this [TS]

00:10:56 ◼ ► is the extra large section it is it [TS]

00:10:58 ◼ ► should be off-limits 60 on a handicapped [TS]

00:11:00 ◼ ► parking space [TS]

00:11:01 ◼ ► it's exactly like that there are not [TS]

00:11:03 ◼ ► that many extra large sure I need this [TS]

00:11:05 ◼ ► and I need it and you are a touchy get a [TS]

00:11:08 ◼ ► hang tag he should get a large man Hank [TS]

00:11:10 ◼ ► tech you you see the section over there [TS]

00:11:13 ◼ ► where it says mediums you go over there [TS]

00:11:15 ◼ ► there are more clothes for you anyway [TS]

00:11:17 ◼ ► but you know know there is a smirk and [TS]

00:11:20 ◼ ► save me I thought a little you served [TS]

00:11:24 ◼ ► because I i slid I was taking a [TS]

00:11:26 ◼ ► different angle I i slid so easily into [TS]

00:11:29 ◼ ► what became called grunge because that's [TS]

00:11:31 ◼ ► how I dressed and i know you went [TS]

00:11:33 ◼ ► through this as well I mean I I dress [TS]

00:11:35 ◼ ► like Paul Westerberg before I knew what [TS]

00:11:37 ◼ ► Paul Westerberg was just how you dress [TS]

00:11:39 ◼ ► that you know i-i've been just like that [TS]

00:11:41 ◼ ► since the dukes of hazzard here's what's [TS]

00:11:43 ◼ ► amazing about you when I look at [TS]

00:11:44 ◼ ► pictures of you from that era you had an [TS]

00:11:48 ◼ ► ironic mustache 20 years before the [TS]

00:11:52 ◼ ► first acceptable ironic mustache [TS]

00:11:55 ◼ ► I think we're inviting more of a [TS]

00:11:56 ◼ ► satirical decide whatever it was it was [TS]

00:12:00 ◼ ► it was hilarious [TS]

00:12:01 ◼ ► it looked great on you this blonde [TS]

00:12:03 ◼ ► monster vomits but the first time I [TS]

00:12:05 ◼ ► thought I was like I was he is that a [TS]

00:12:08 ◼ ► serious must actually it was borderline [TS]

00:12:10 ◼ ► like i live in florida and i have a [TS]

00:12:13 ◼ ► mustache [TS]

00:12:14 ◼ ► it was what I could grow you know that's [TS]

00:12:16 ◼ ► the problem Q this is not a problem for [TS]

00:12:18 ◼ ► very large man like you is like you just [TS]

00:12:20 ◼ ► you fall asleep you wake up in the [TS]

00:12:21 ◼ ► morning you're fucking rip van winkle [TS]

00:12:22 ◼ ► with the giant beard [TS]

00:12:23 ◼ ► i mean i-i it took a I was one of those [TS]

00:12:26 ◼ ► people that had to and we think we've [TS]

00:12:28 ◼ ► talked about this before this is the [TS]

00:12:29 ◼ ► whole problem with the fucking cotys the [TS]

00:12:31 ◼ ► goatee is not a decision [TS]

00:12:33 ◼ ► it's like what's left after shave off [TS]

00:12:34 ◼ ► the part that wasn't a beard right if [TS]

00:12:36 ◼ ► they grow big ass beer they would the [TS]

00:12:38 ◼ ► same with me and that little nonsense i [TS]

00:12:39 ◼ ► had to sit there like a fucking [TS]

00:12:41 ◼ ► comb-over waiting for that thing to grow [TS]

00:12:42 ◼ ► and kind of soothing it down like you're [TS]

00:12:44 ◼ ► pinching the low for em [TS]

00:12:46 ◼ ► exactly exactly hope the mustache group [TS]

00:12:49 ◼ ► III was I don't know the ironic [TS]

00:12:52 ◼ ► mustaches gonna find one of these [TS]

00:12:54 ◼ ► pictures just one particular webinar i'm [TS]

00:12:56 ◼ ► wearing REM shirt and which I know you [TS]

00:13:00 ◼ ► enjoy that are using that funny that [TS]

00:13:01 ◼ ► right [TS]

00:13:02 ◼ ► we talked about REM almost and then now [TS]

00:13:05 ◼ ► are you broke up people that we almost [TS]

00:13:08 ◼ ► talked about argument that they broke up [TS]

00:13:09 ◼ ► it huh [TS]

00:13:11 ◼ ► I i think we can take credit for I think [TS]

00:13:13 ◼ ► so I mean I don't think we have a giant [TS]

00:13:15 ◼ ► amount of like you know market force [TS]

00:13:17 ◼ ► going on here but we did we did mention [TS]

00:13:20 ◼ ► that we're going to talk about and then [TS]

00:13:21 ◼ ► it happened [TS]

00:13:22 ◼ ► yeah I feel I I feel like whatever I [TS]

00:13:25 ◼ ► could say about REM has been said so [TS]

00:13:28 ◼ ► eloquently you said that in your to it [TS]

00:13:30 ◼ ► was a great to you had that was I'm [TS]

00:13:31 ◼ ► sorry I'm cutting off but you had a [TS]

00:13:32 ◼ ► great talk about that where you just [TS]

00:13:34 ◼ ► said you know I was very very warm see [TS]

00:13:36 ◼ ► what you said oh I don't remember my [TS]

00:13:38 ◼ ► tweets 30 seconds after i said that he [TS]

00:13:41 ◼ ► believed that but but whatever the [TS]

00:13:44 ◼ ► sentiment was that you know the world [TS]

00:13:48 ◼ ► the world does not need to hear one more [TS]

00:13:50 ◼ ► old fuddy-duddy talking about how are [TS]

00:13:55 ◼ ► you I'm affected them right but here I [TS]

00:13:58 ◼ ► am tweeting about how are you I'm [TS]

00:14:01 ◼ ► affected me as a young man I i agree [TS]

00:14:05 ◼ ► with you in the sense that first of all [TS]

00:14:07 ◼ ► I'm just sick to death of all this [TS]

00:14:08 ◼ ► fucking rip so-and-so [TS]

00:14:11 ◼ ► oh my god senor wences died you know [TS]

00:14:13 ◼ ► what you want and wikipedia that so you [TS]

00:14:15 ◼ ► get on some kind of little fucking gravy [TS]

00:14:16 ◼ ► train on Twitter like you know I want to [TS]

00:14:19 ◼ ► do anything which is I'm gonna go find [TS]

00:14:20 ◼ ► people who are almost dead that you [TS]

00:14:22 ◼ ► should learn to appreciate and so you [TS]

00:14:24 ◼ ► can like pretty more in them by like [TS]

00:14:26 ◼ ► actually learning what they did before [TS]

00:14:27 ◼ ► the day you heard something on google [TS]

00:14:29 ◼ ► news i hate that I hate that I think [TS]

00:14:31 ◼ ► it's kind of what happens with ari I [TS]

00:14:32 ◼ ► mean not like me for anything Kaplan who [TS]

00:14:34 ◼ ► does that has done the murmurs site for [TS]

00:14:36 ◼ ► something like 14 years or something [TS]

00:14:38 ◼ ► like he's pals with them in like he had [TS]

00:14:40 ◼ ► a legitimate reason to like changes [TS]

00:14:41 ◼ ► twitter icon and stuff like that i mean [TS]

00:14:42 ◼ ► you know he's pretty good passes hammond [TS]

00:14:45 ◼ ► and they meant the world to him and and [TS]

00:14:48 ◼ ► now they're gone and did you see that [TS]

00:14:50 ◼ ► picture of Todd Barry Barry posted a [TS]

00:14:53 ◼ ► picture of himself [TS]

00:14:55 ◼ ► where he had red hair first of all which [TS]

00:14:58 ◼ ► was amazing to see but as a young man [TS]

00:15:01 ◼ ► standing there with you know with the [TS]

00:15:05 ◼ ► peter buck and mike mills and it's [TS]

00:15:09 ◼ ► amazing because you recognize Todd right [TS]

00:15:13 ◼ ► but you but you know that he's a he's a [TS]

00:15:14 ◼ ► much younger person and then but Peter [TS]

00:15:19 ◼ ► and mike its they're absolutely [TS]

00:15:21 ◼ ► iconographic look it is mike mills and [TS]

00:15:27 ◼ ► peter buck in 1984 like you recognize [TS]

00:15:29 ◼ ► them you know the clothes there were you [TS]

00:15:31 ◼ ► know him their hair it is like it's like [TS]

00:15:35 ◼ ► a it's like a picture off the back of [TS]

00:15:37 ◼ ► their record except somehow like a [TS]

00:15:40 ◼ ► teenage Todd berries in the picture it [TS]

00:15:42 ◼ ► was it was a it's a great photograph and [TS]

00:15:44 ◼ ► and it increased my increase my respect [TS]

00:15:48 ◼ ► for Todd Barry immeasurably morning is [TS]

00:15:53 ◼ ► your photo on the robot that you had a [TS]

00:15:55 ◼ ► bloop hit the robot what we'll see now [TS]

00:15:59 ◼ ► what I didn't realize about this podcast [TS]

00:16:01 ◼ ► was that you were sending me things in [TS]

00:16:04 ◼ ► real time that I could have gone and [TS]

00:16:06 ◼ ► looked at and increased my but we were [TS]

00:16:10 ◼ ► having a multimedia experience where you [TS]

00:16:12 ◼ ► were sending me things through skype and [TS]

00:16:13 ◼ ► I kept hearing things good grip [TS]

00:16:15 ◼ ► mhm and I would look at my computer and [TS]

00:16:17 ◼ ► configure your heart monitor i was like [TS]

00:16:20 ◼ ► what are you doing what are you trying [TS]

00:16:21 ◼ ► to tell me are you beeping at me for [TS]

00:16:23 ◼ ► some reason and then later on I would [TS]

00:16:26 ◼ ► close all the windows out and then I [TS]

00:16:27 ◼ ► would see all this is a metadata that [TS]

00:16:30 ◼ ► you were sending me about the [TS]

00:16:32 ◼ ► conversation we were having in real time [TS]

00:16:35 ◼ ► and I was like I'm not utilizing I'm not [TS]

00:16:39 ◼ ► utilizing the computer and i'm not using [TS]

00:16:40 ◼ ► utilizing my brain the way Merlin is [TS]

00:16:42 ◼ ► Right looking at a picture of you in [TS]

00:16:45 ◼ ► 1987 in what I can only describe as let [TS]

00:16:49 ◼ ► me let me just give it give it to your [TS]

00:16:50 ◼ ► top to bottom mhm mullet that's not a [TS]

00:16:53 ◼ ► molecule must it's a bullet has its much [TS]

00:16:57 ◼ ► fuller on the sides in a mullet John [TS]

00:16:59 ◼ ► mustache [TS]

00:17:00 ◼ ► I would call it more like a like a [TS]

00:17:03 ◼ ► filter helmet is what here's what the [TS]

00:17:06 ◼ ► description of a mullet is [TS]

00:17:07 ◼ ► does the hair is the hair in the front [TS]

00:17:10 ◼ ► above the ear and I think we can say yes [TS]

00:17:15 ◼ ► uh I see the ear is the hair in the back [TS]

00:17:18 ◼ ► touching the shirt check answer yes [TS]

00:17:21 ◼ ► Aaron front above the ear hair back [TS]

00:17:24 ◼ ► touching the shirt Mullins sticking up [TS]

00:17:26 ◼ ► on top [TS]

00:17:27 ◼ ► ah well see that's the Merlin look right [TS]

00:17:29 ◼ ► you've got the porcupine I can't control [TS]

00:17:31 ◼ ► that John Cena making fun of my greater [TS]

00:17:34 ◼ ► you cut the mustache which is great [TS]

00:17:36 ◼ ► you've got the Merlin shit-eating grin [TS]

00:17:38 ◼ ► but then the two things that that really [TS]

00:17:40 ◼ ► put this in 1987 because there's nothing [TS]

00:17:42 ◼ ► in the background to indicate this is [TS]

00:17:44 ◼ ► 1987 try this could be taken yesterday [TS]

00:17:47 ◼ ► thinking wang chung if you look very [TS]

00:17:49 ◼ ► carefully at the two things that [TS]

00:17:51 ◼ ► indicate this is 97 one long sleeve [TS]

00:17:55 ◼ ► t-shirt which is long sleeve t-shirt [TS]

00:17:59 ◼ ► that has some kind of like sleep concert [TS]

00:18:01 ◼ ► shirt i'm guessing that that said life's [TS]

00:18:03 ◼ ► rich pageant tomorrow [TS]

00:18:05 ◼ ► wow it doesn't really hmm I was going to [TS]

00:18:08 ◼ ► say it was like an opt shirt like a [TS]

00:18:10 ◼ ► doctor Zog sex wax is a lightning [TS]

00:18:14 ◼ ► middleman and then ok with other faggots [TS]

00:18:18 ◼ ► the thing that the thing that knocks it [TS]

00:18:20 ◼ ► out of the park is the is the genes that [TS]

00:18:23 ◼ ► have been bleached to up a powder-blue a [TS]

00:18:28 ◼ ► powder blue that is lighter than the [TS]

00:18:29 ◼ ► powder blue that ever appeared on the [TS]

00:18:31 ◼ ► lightest powder-blue monte carlo these [TS]

00:18:35 ◼ ► jeans are the color of montana Skye [TS]

00:18:39 ◼ ► they're completely uniformly almost [TS]

00:18:42 ◼ ► white but they started off life as blue [TS]

00:18:45 ◼ ► jeans for once you got it right i think [TS]

00:18:48 ◼ ► those were bought pre faded probably [TS]

00:18:51 ◼ ► when I was in high school a couple years [TS]

00:18:54 ◼ ► earlier is actually my first years [TS]

00:18:55 ◼ ► mostly my first year and I am I think I [TS]

00:18:58 ◼ ► did do something maybe I got some stuff [TS]

00:19:00 ◼ ► at the county seat to max make them [TS]

00:19:02 ◼ ► extra light when you wash them [TS]

00:19:04 ◼ ► yeah kinda but one thing I know your [TS]

00:19:06 ◼ ► eyes are not good something you might be [TS]

00:19:07 ◼ ► missing if you're looking very carefully [TS]

00:19:09 ◼ ► i'm wearing a friendship bracelet i had [TS]

00:19:11 ◼ ► woven yeah I wouldn't have seen them [TS]

00:19:14 ◼ ► yeah there it is i see the little tail [TS]

00:19:16 ◼ ► of it sticking out [TS]

00:19:17 ◼ ► that's nice but yeah your women you know [TS]

00:19:22 ◼ ► that sorry I made a bunch of them [TS]

00:19:24 ◼ ► sure but a friendship bracelet is [TS]

00:19:26 ◼ ► something that someone leaves and then [TS]

00:19:28 ◼ ► gives to you I didn't find that out [TS]

00:19:29 ◼ ► until I like I moved away so you made [TS]

00:19:32 ◼ ► them for yourself [TS]

00:19:33 ◼ ► yeah I also cooked myself dinner a lot [TS]

00:19:35 ◼ ► yeah well it seems very important at [TS]

00:19:37 ◼ ► that age to be a friend here [TS]

00:19:39 ◼ ► happy birthday no way now but there's [TS]

00:19:43 ◼ ► actually if you go there and somewhere [TS]

00:19:44 ◼ ► over there in the elca tagged over there [TS]

00:19:47 ◼ ► that says Merlin with tragic facial hair [TS]

00:19:50 ◼ ► as a tag on flickr and I don't think [TS]

00:19:53 ◼ ► that's tragic I've been good it's you [TS]

00:19:55 ◼ ► know it's a little bit bare old flim [TS]

00:19:57 ◼ ► don't want this too much for sending you [TS]

00:19:59 ◼ ► seen some of these but i just want to [TS]

00:20:00 ◼ ► refresh your memory on this one this one [TS]

00:20:02 ◼ ► pretty proud of myself this one and Eric [TS]

00:20:03 ◼ ► Bostrom how about I drama of giving you [TS]

00:20:06 ◼ ► guys yeah yeah [TS]

00:20:08 ◼ ► here I go I wish that the the audience [TS]

00:20:10 ◼ ► at home but i'm putting shot somebody [TS]

00:20:13 ◼ ► lysine right you can listen to this and [TS]

00:20:15 ◼ ► be clicking through oh my goodness [TS]

00:20:18 ◼ ► yeah Oh tonight YMCA in New York [TS]

00:20:21 ◼ ► holy moly yeah well again the genes have [TS]

00:20:26 ◼ ► the genes they simply look like she did [TS]

00:20:29 ◼ ► you want to a bleep storm 2832 the meat [TS]

00:20:33 ◼ ► puppets t-shirt to create any purpose [TS]

00:20:35 ◼ ► t-shirt if you've got some it's kind of [TS]

00:20:38 ◼ ► almost kurt cobain any facial hair here [TS]

00:20:42 ◼ ► well again no that's the same mustaches [TS]

00:20:44 ◼ ► two years later and i think that's the [TS]

00:20:46 ◼ ► same mustache you can see that for our [TS]

00:20:48 ◼ ► listeners who aren't looking at home [TS]

00:20:50 ◼ ► it's kind of like if you ever did the [TS]

00:20:51 ◼ ► project we got the avocado you stick the [TS]

00:20:53 ◼ ► toothpicks in and drop in the water and [TS]

00:20:55 ◼ ► then your mom has to remind you that you [TS]

00:20:56 ◼ ► have to put the other way for the seed [TS]

00:20:58 ◼ ► to work and flip it over [TS]

00:20:59 ◼ ► I think that's what happened here I [TS]

00:21:00 ◼ ► think my avocado was never did that [TS]

00:21:02 ◼ ► well I always put the avocado and nobody [TS]

00:21:04 ◼ ► ever told me to flip i think there's a [TS]

00:21:05 ◼ ► wrong way I think we'll see that [TS]

00:21:07 ◼ ► explains everything [TS]

00:21:08 ◼ ► I never was able to get those to grow [TS]

00:21:10 ◼ ► had a meat puppet shirt I had no you [TS]

00:21:13 ◼ ► ready for this you know this is this is [TS]

00:21:14 ◼ ► how bad I was oh I don't think I've ever [TS]

00:21:16 ◼ ► admitted this should admit this military [TS]

00:21:18 ◼ ► my god i don't have heard like to husker [TS]

00:21:23 ◼ ► du songs but I saw people wearing who [TS]

00:21:26 ◼ ► screwed shirt so I bought one [TS]

00:21:28 ◼ ► I had a metal circle sure before i even [TS]

00:21:30 ◼ ► had the cassette and I loved it [TS]

00:21:31 ◼ ► young man well I i really i liked REM so [TS]

00:21:34 ◼ ► much that it was weird [TS]

00:21:36 ◼ ► the first well camp chronic town like [TS]

00:21:39 ◼ ► the first four RM records [TS]

00:21:41 ◼ ► I don't come back to this because i [TS]

00:21:43 ◼ ► think our aim should be four bands we [TS]

00:21:45 ◼ ► should come back to this bladder no no I [TS]

00:21:48 ◼ ► had a I had my chest t-shirts I was a [TS]

00:21:50 ◼ ► total poser John I was a terrible post [TS]

00:21:52 ◼ ► had a circle jerk shirt I was a mess [TS]

00:21:54 ◼ ► yeah complete poser I understand that [TS]

00:21:56 ◼ ► you want to be with you in seattle [TS]

00:21:57 ◼ ► european street seattle this point right [TS]

00:22:00 ◼ ► almost i was still kinda i'm still [TS]

00:22:04 ◼ ► bopping around 28 do in Alaska like [TS]

00:22:07 ◼ ► pictures of like fucking clues and pipe [TS]

00:22:09 ◼ ► went on in Alaska is out this was that [TS]

00:22:12 ◼ ► that was the area that I was sort of [TS]

00:22:13 ◼ ► hitchhiking around America looking for [TS]

00:22:15 ◼ ► looking for my lost country just like [TS]

00:22:19 ◼ ► that averaged over troubled water saw a [TS]

00:22:22 ◼ ► little bit its yeah it was i I was [TS]

00:22:24 ◼ ► influenced by the pretenders to go find [TS]

00:22:28 ◼ ► some interesting that was I to find a [TS]

00:22:30 ◼ ► river that was on fire [TS]

00:22:31 ◼ ► yeah and I went and looked around and it [TS]

00:22:34 ◼ ► had it was it had been gone a long time [TS]

00:22:36 ◼ ► and then to if you died from heroin [TS]

00:22:38 ◼ ► there were just a few there just a few [TS]

00:22:40 ◼ ► drags left hanging on always going to [TS]

00:22:43 ◼ ► look for America spend a couple of years [TS]

00:22:45 ◼ ► looking good for you think out there [TS]

00:22:48 ◼ ► what you discover [TS]

00:22:49 ◼ ► yeah yeah Stuckey's pretty good [TS]

00:22:52 ◼ ► Stuckey's pecan logs know that you know [TS]

00:22:55 ◼ ► that was during the era that if you were [TS]

00:22:56 ◼ ► driving a foreign car in certain parts [TS]

00:22:59 ◼ ► of America that people would try and run [TS]

00:23:00 ◼ ► you off the road [TS]

00:23:01 ◼ ► oh yeah i mean they're the that was that [TS]

00:23:04 ◼ ► there were some rust belt experiences [TS]

00:23:06 ◼ ► that I don't think anyone would believe [TS]

00:23:08 ◼ ► if I told them you kids do not know how [TS]

00:23:10 ◼ ► real that was these kids that do not [TS]

00:23:12 ◼ ► real [TS]

00:23:13 ◼ ► I'll tell you another thing that a lot [TS]

00:23:14 ◼ ► of people don't know and this this [TS]

00:23:15 ◼ ► sounds jokey but definitely this in [TS]

00:23:17 ◼ ► Florida there were I would say until [TS]

00:23:21 ◼ ► fairly recently a lot of people who [TS]

00:23:24 ◼ ► well first of all tons of people who [TS]

00:23:26 ◼ ► would not buy a carbon in the u.s. I [TS]

00:23:27 ◼ ► think we can kind of get why they did [TS]

00:23:29 ◼ ► that but have you not known older people [TS]

00:23:31 ◼ ► who would not buy a Japanese car and [TS]

00:23:34 ◼ ► would definitely not by a German car [TS]

00:23:37 ◼ ► oh and have you I know them i mean i [TS]

00:23:39 ◼ ► have a tiny not because BMW for [TS]

00:23:42 ◼ ► douchebags [TS]

00:23:43 ◼ ► I mean I mean like toe-to-toe with me [TS]

00:23:45 ◼ ► and screamed at me for writing in an [TS]

00:23:47 ◼ ► Audi right yeah that was real that was [TS]

00:23:50 ◼ ► real stuff that's you know those were [TS]

00:23:54 ◼ ► the times when I have never got the [TS]

00:23:55 ◼ ► folks and there's a great commercial [TS]

00:23:56 ◼ ► whoever such-and-such whoever didn't [TS]

00:23:58 ◼ ► forget you did but there's that famous [TS]

00:24:00 ◼ ► you know a campaign when they launched [TS]

00:24:02 ◼ ► the the bug but you know those are those [TS]

00:24:05 ◼ ► of you that was a Nazi car was a good [TS]

00:24:07 ◼ ► Nazi car the bottom [TS]

00:24:08 ◼ ► thanks for detectives alright the [TS]

00:24:10 ◼ ► original design was that it was was a [TS]

00:24:14 ◼ ► check it was a checar the first [TS]

00:24:16 ◼ ► rear-engined air-cooled little of [TS]

00:24:21 ◼ ► people's car was it it was made by a was [TS]

00:24:25 ◼ ► made in the Czech Republic and the [TS]

00:24:26 ◼ ► German stolen ferdinand porsche ripped [TS]

00:24:29 ◼ ► it off are you still there i am not [TS]

00:24:31 ◼ ► listed and no I'm just imagining tanks [TS]

00:24:33 ◼ ► rolling into that the Czechoslovakian [TS]

00:24:35 ◼ ► factory all know that this is before [TS]

00:24:37 ◼ ► they stole it before they started during [TS]

00:24:39 ◼ ► peacetime they thought it was [TS]

00:24:41 ◼ ► intellectual theft rather than actual [TS]

00:24:43 ◼ ► nazi were stealing your art theft they [TS]

00:24:46 ◼ ► covered the waterfront there was a [TS]

00:24:48 ◼ ► lawsuit before the war the the check car [TS]

00:24:52 ◼ ► makers actually seed Ferdinand Porsche [TS]

00:24:55 ◼ ► for stealing their design and then [TS]

00:24:58 ◼ ► Germany invaded czechoslovakia and while [TS]

00:25:02 ◼ ► the lawsuit just went away so but anyway [TS]

00:25:08 ◼ ► you're right it was hard too hard too [TS]

00:25:09 ◼ ► hard to find a lawyer [TS]

00:25:11 ◼ ► it was really hard to find a lawyer to [TS]

00:25:12 ◼ ► try that case at the time we should move [TS]

00:25:14 ◼ ► on [TS]

00:25:15 ◼ ► um yeah I never would have had good luck [TS]

00:25:22 ◼ ► with girls [TS]

00:25:23 ◼ ► so we're back to that well let me know [TS]

00:25:25 ◼ ► you know what we should drop that it's [TS]

00:25:26 ◼ ► just it's it's just such a legacy of [TS]

00:25:28 ◼ ► pain and even when it did work out it [TS]

00:25:30 ◼ ► didn't work out I know what the fuck I [TS]

00:25:31 ◼ ► was thinking the whole time I couldn't [TS]

00:25:33 ◼ ► you know what I could have been good in [TS]

00:25:34 ◼ ► school i think i could I got really good [TS]

00:25:37 ◼ ► grades up until like the eighth grade I [TS]

00:25:39 ◼ ► you know I whatever like on I had like [TS]

00:25:42 ◼ ► straight days until i was in like eighth [TS]

00:25:44 ◼ ► grade I went to Florida they put me in [TS]

00:25:46 ◼ ► consumer math and a and and then girls [TS]

00:25:49 ◼ ► wearing very tight pants and there's [TS]

00:25:51 ◼ ► already Speedwagon it was very confusing [TS]

00:25:53 ◼ ► yeah yeah and I don't think I adapted [TS]

00:25:55 ◼ ► well to that and don't think I've ever [TS]

00:25:56 ◼ ► come out of it [TS]

00:25:57 ◼ ► I don't think you could have done well [TS]

00:25:58 ◼ ► in school Merlin hmm i think that you [TS]

00:26:01 ◼ ► are a special breed of person who needed [TS]

00:26:03 ◼ ► a mentor you should have had an adult [TS]

00:26:06 ◼ ► male who took you out like so like [TS]

00:26:09 ◼ ► Scoutmaster and she has Scoutmaster who [TS]

00:26:12 ◼ ► showed you the way and unfortunately now [TS]

00:26:14 ◼ ► we're were as a nation were so panicky [TS]

00:26:17 ◼ ► about pedophiles that we don't let Scout [TS]

00:26:21 ◼ ► masters take young impressionable men [TS]

00:26:23 ◼ ► and show them away and it's unfortunate [TS]

00:26:26 ◼ ► because there are some social good Scout [TS]

00:26:28 ◼ ► masters that there are some of us who [TS]

00:26:30 ◼ ► just needed a Scoutmaster and I'm [TS]

00:26:31 ◼ ► certainly one although i don't think i [TS]

00:26:33 ◼ ► needed a Scoutmaster as much as what I [TS]

00:26:35 ◼ ► needed was a graduate student [TS]

00:26:36 ◼ ► [Music] [TS]

00:26:38 ◼ ► who was who was a you know good at [TS]

00:26:44 ◼ ► sports [TS]

00:26:45 ◼ ► I just like to note for the record I'm [TS]

00:26:47 ◼ ► gonna put this on card that i would [TS]

00:26:49 ◼ ► appreciate that you have tone that down [TS]

00:26:50 ◼ ► because I believe your exact quote for [TS]

00:26:54 ◼ ► me [TS]

00:26:54 ◼ ► ah as early as i want to say 2004 [TS]

00:26:58 ◼ ► repeated several times over the years [TS]

00:27:00 ◼ ► was that actually what I need is quote a [TS]

00:27:03 ◼ ► really good ass-kicking i think you said [TS]

00:27:07 ◼ ► it know what's funny is I at the time [TS]

00:27:08 ◼ ► because I'm because i don't have a [TS]

00:27:10 ◼ ► strong father figure in my life I think [TS]

00:27:12 ◼ ► I thought you were playing a mean thing [TS]

00:27:13 ◼ ► but now I realize you were trying to [TS]

00:27:14 ◼ ► help me and you see you're trying and I [TS]

00:27:16 ◼ ► don't think you necessarily offering to [TS]

00:27:18 ◼ ► do it unless I got talking but but it [TS]

00:27:20 ◼ ► was clear that i think he said I should [TS]

00:27:23 ◼ ► say in your own words because you [TS]

00:27:24 ◼ ► probably remember or something along the [TS]

00:27:25 ◼ ► lines of there's nothing wrong with you [TS]

00:27:27 ◼ ► could not be solved and it might have [TS]

00:27:29 ◼ ► been a couple good ass-kicking there [TS]

00:27:31 ◼ ► might have been something where there [TS]

00:27:32 ◼ ► had to be some follow-up like a second [TS]

00:27:33 ◼ ► visit to the the thing is when I first [TS]

00:27:36 ◼ ► met you you were you are much more [TS]

00:27:38 ◼ ► sensitive than you are now I know I [TS]

00:27:39 ◼ ► wasn't either [TS]

00:27:40 ◼ ► yes you think you were I think the [TS]

00:27:42 ◼ ► Internet has cauterized you a little bit [TS]

00:27:45 ◼ ► at you you know i would say things like [TS]

00:27:48 ◼ ► Merlin you meet somebody should have [TS]

00:27:50 ◼ ► kicked your ass a long time ago and and [TS]

00:27:53 ◼ ► it's not too late [TS]

00:27:54 ◼ ► yeah haha you would start you would get [TS]

00:27:57 ◼ ► a look on your face and like I had like [TS]

00:27:59 ◼ ► you know like I had pulled a lot out of [TS]

00:28:02 ◼ ► nose hair or something you would get [TS]

00:28:04 ◼ ► this like ter too terrible look on your [TS]

00:28:06 ◼ ► face like I said something mean well you [TS]

00:28:09 ◼ ► will you John you're like you're like a [TS]

00:28:10 ◼ ► conscience and incontinent mastiff but [TS]

00:28:13 ◼ ► probably like you have like four [TS]

00:28:14 ◼ ► incontinent massive it's just going to [TS]

00:28:16 ◼ ► be a breaking-in period right I'm going [TS]

00:28:18 ◼ ► to move some things in the house you can [TS]

00:28:19 ◼ ► have to make some arrangements for the [TS]

00:28:21 ◼ ► rugs sure and I think for a lot of [TS]

00:28:22 ◼ ► people are going to be a little bit [TS]

00:28:23 ◼ ► scared about the giant fucking dogs move [TS]

00:28:25 ◼ ► your little crystal figurines up to a [TS]

00:28:27 ◼ ► higher shelf i think the reason our [TS]

00:28:29 ◼ ► relationship if I may say continues to [TS]

00:28:32 ◼ ► grow and thrive is that is that I i yes [TS]

00:28:36 ◼ ► is that you I had some accommodations [TS]

00:28:39 ◼ ► well yes yes you know what yes yes and [TS]

00:28:43 ◼ ► today i'll just say fail now but the [TS]

00:28:46 ◼ ► thing is I don't think one ass-kicking [TS]

00:28:47 ◼ ► would be sufficient think you know just [TS]

00:28:49 ◼ ► starting to scare me [TS]

00:28:50 ◼ ► but it wouldn't sink it you need the [TS]

00:28:52 ◼ ► first ass-kicking going to shop your [TS]

00:28:53 ◼ ► shop and I went missing girl up in the [TS]

00:28:56 ◼ ► corner holding your knees and say yyyy [TS]

00:29:00 ◼ ► and it's only the second ass-kicking [TS]

00:29:03 ◼ ► where it would really you know if you [TS]

00:29:06 ◼ ► know where you would really get that the [TS]

00:29:08 ◼ ► information that you need it turned out [TS]

00:29:10 ◼ ► whatever turns out I was like like Paul [TS]

00:29:12 ◼ ► Newman [TS]

00:29:12 ◼ ► cool hand luke right whatever it turned [TS]

00:29:14 ◼ ► out that the more you did me a tough [TS]

00:29:16 ◼ ► ride ended up being you knocking down [TS]

00:29:17 ◼ ► your dragline you say don't get up and [TS]

00:29:19 ◼ ► then I get up hit me again i keep [TS]

00:29:21 ◼ ► getting up [TS]

00:29:22 ◼ ► I think it's exactly like that except i [TS]

00:29:23 ◼ ► wouldn't get up made right you wouldn't [TS]

00:29:25 ◼ ► get up and pointed ends up dead in that [TS]

00:29:27 ◼ ► movie and that's when he don't know that [TS]

00:29:29 ◼ ► for sure [TS]

00:29:30 ◼ ► yeah I think that's a good movie we put [TS]

00:29:33 ◼ ► him in the car and I don't think they [TS]

00:29:35 ◼ ► get to get him to the hospital like [TS]

00:29:37 ◼ ► nothing I've never seen that movie i'm [TS]

00:29:41 ◼ ► just i'm and i think all the guys in rem [TS]

00:29:43 ◼ ► wearing a cool hand luke t shirt and [TS]

00:29:45 ◼ ► Diane Diane old dad we're going to [TS]

00:29:53 ◼ ► husker du at all not really that's not [TS]

00:29:55 ◼ ► your that's not your cup of tea [TS]

00:29:57 ◼ ► no here's the thing with who's gonna do [TS]

00:29:58 ◼ ► and the Minutemen and the meat puppets [TS]

00:30:01 ◼ ► you know that's my era right i was i was [TS]

00:30:06 ◼ ► right I was right there for all of that [TS]

00:30:09 ◼ ► and I i just didn't it did not connect [TS]

00:30:14 ◼ ► with me nor dinosaur dinosaur he's like [TS]

00:30:17 ◼ ► a nice junior it with you're shitting me [TS]

00:30:20 ◼ ► dinosaur jr thousand times and here's [TS]

00:30:22 ◼ ► the problem i'm up i want to hear a pop [TS]

00:30:26 ◼ ► vocal all come on dinosaur jr. I don't [TS]

00:30:31 ◼ ► get it I don't think he sounds like he's [TS]

00:30:33 ◼ ► he sounds like he's trying to drown [TS]

00:30:35 ◼ ► himself in a toilet [TS]

00:30:36 ◼ ► you're telling me you're telling oh boy [TS]

00:30:40 ◼ ► you know what on right thumb puts a card [TS]

00:30:42 ◼ ► it's gonna be the things we don't talk [TS]

00:30:43 ◼ ► about going to go on the SST man's [TS]

00:30:45 ◼ ► Stevens okay well first of all for i [TS]

00:30:49 ◼ ► love never mind the bollocks because [TS]

00:30:51 ◼ ► it's got a because it's it's fine it's [TS]

00:30:54 ◼ ► got our ankle [TS]

00:30:55 ◼ ► well you know the thing is the thing [TS]

00:30:57 ◼ ► people remember about it was all the [TS]

00:31:00 ◼ ► malcolm mcdowell was named Malcolm [TS]

00:31:03 ◼ ► Ronnie McDowell emotional right a great [TS]

00:31:04 ◼ ► Randy rowdy Piper was there was their [TS]

00:31:07 ◼ ► manager right Malcolm Gladwell model and [TS]

00:31:10 ◼ ► well-managed them knocking nobody [TS]

00:31:12 ◼ ► remembers that that's that's all that I [TS]

00:31:14 ◼ ► disagree retroactive that's like that's [TS]

00:31:18 ◼ ► like all the people in 1994 saying how [TS]

00:31:21 ◼ ► pumped they were in 1986 i was around in [TS]

00:31:24 ◼ ► 1986 and nobody was fucking pump [TS]

00:31:27 ◼ ► yeah there were you could count the [TS]

00:31:29 ◼ ► punks on two hands in any city and he [TS]

00:31:32 ◼ ► didn't like them they're unlikable the [TS]

00:31:35 ◼ ► puncture on likable than turds yeah but [TS]

00:31:37 ◼ ► in 1994 oh my god everybody had a [TS]

00:31:39 ◼ ► picture of how pumped they were and it [TS]

00:31:42 ◼ ► was usually a picture that they had [TS]

00:31:44 ◼ ► taken it was a picture of them at [TS]

00:31:45 ◼ ► Halloween dressed as a punk and they [TS]

00:31:48 ◼ ► took the picture and they took a sharpie [TS]

00:31:50 ◼ ► and they sharpie'd out the people on [TS]

00:31:53 ◼ ► either side of them dressed like Batman [TS]

00:31:55 ◼ ► and like shipping address [TS]

00:32:00 ◼ ► I'm heard from burger king and they were [TS]

00:32:02 ◼ ► like and and the sharpie on the picture [TS]

00:32:04 ◼ ► just made it look more punk and then [TS]

00:32:06 ◼ ► they thumb tack it up on their wall and [TS]

00:32:08 ◼ ► it's them with a shaving cream mustache [TS]

00:32:10 ◼ ► perennials shaving cream boho right put [TS]

00:32:13 ◼ ► about shaving their made their hair to [TS]

00:32:14 ◼ ► walk in there like I was so pumped in [TS]

00:32:16 ◼ ► 1985 I used to get my ass kicked all the [TS]

00:32:18 ◼ ► time and they were it was it was a it [TS]

00:32:22 ◼ ► was a collective conspiracy of the youth [TS]

00:32:25 ◼ ► of America to rewrite history there were [TS]

00:32:28 ◼ ► no punks in 1986 you I mean unless you [TS]

00:32:31 ◼ ► lived in Baltimore which I didn't they [TS]

00:32:32 ◼ ► are in quincy there were there were [TS]

00:32:34 ◼ ► there were 30 punks in America 30 punks [TS]

00:32:38 ◼ ► I I think your numbers are extremely [TS]

00:32:39 ◼ ► wrong but it's a very interesting point [TS]

00:32:41 ◼ ► three hundred bucks who station [TS]

00:32:44 ◼ ► why the growth ghost code we had [TS]

00:32:46 ◼ ► something our high school called punk [TS]

00:32:47 ◼ ► rock day as part of homecoming [TS]

00:32:49 ◼ ► and I will find a picture i think i [TS]

00:32:50 ◼ ► might have actually posted one of them [TS]

00:32:52 ◼ ► here this is me with my dad oh no God no [TS]

00:32:54 ◼ ► I i see i wanna come back to this job [TS]

00:32:56 ◼ ► because there's more salient point [TS]

00:32:58 ◼ ► salient point how do you say it because [TS]

00:33:00 ◼ ► you don't say it you don't sit there is [TS]

00:33:02 ◼ ► a more salient point you don't like [TS]

00:33:04 ◼ ► salian no I wouldn't say salad sailing [TS]

00:33:07 ◼ ► and troubling is a saw Squatch and [TS]

00:33:12 ◼ ► everyone correctly and says it's [TS]

00:33:14 ◼ ► pronounced sasquatch [TS]

00:33:16 ◼ ► I don't know that's like a jam is I've [TS]

00:33:19 ◼ ► been living in a Washington for many [TS]

00:33:21 ◼ ► many years I grew up in the northwest [TS]

00:33:22 ◼ ► I say Sasquatch and I believe that that [TS]

00:33:25 ◼ ► is how it should be pronounced whether [TS]

00:33:27 ◼ ► that is the pronunciation or not I [TS]

00:33:29 ◼ ► cannot say but I think that's how it [TS]

00:33:31 ◼ ► should be pronounced oh yeah punk rock [TS]

00:33:33 ◼ ► day with you that they look at that it's [TS]

00:33:36 ◼ ► 33 cheerleaders who were they wearing [TS]

00:33:38 ◼ ► what are they waiting when they were [TS]

00:33:39 ◼ ► going through wearing garbage but they [TS]

00:33:41 ◼ ► weren't garbage bags and skinny ties [TS]

00:33:43 ◼ ► garbage bags and skinny talking about [TS]

00:33:45 ◼ ► the head one got a hair on the side a [TS]

00:33:46 ◼ ► little bit that's pretty punk writes got [TS]

00:33:48 ◼ ► the side ponytail the other than that [TS]

00:33:49 ◼ ► the middle girl has a has a headband and [TS]

00:33:52 ◼ ► she has she has girl jeans let would buy [TS]

00:33:56 ◼ ► with the skinny belt for young people [TS]

00:33:59 ◼ ► who didn't we weren't wearing pants in [TS]

00:34:02 ◼ ► the eighties I wish we had a girl I wish [TS]

00:34:06 ◼ ► you'd been more girls not wearing pants [TS]

00:34:07 ◼ ► in the eighties were wear blue jeans but [TS]

00:34:12 ◼ ► cut for a woman's figure out which I [TS]

00:34:14 ◼ ► like any tina fey style mom jeans yeah [TS]

00:34:16 ◼ ► they were very high waisted they make [TS]

00:34:18 ◼ ► your ass look like a pair that had been [TS]

00:34:20 ◼ ► sitting in a place on the pleats the [TS]

00:34:22 ◼ ► plates were terrible although everything [TS]

00:34:24 ◼ ► it bleaches then the girl on the left [TS]

00:34:27 ◼ ► has got some she's got her dad [TS]

00:34:30 ◼ ► sunglasses on and it looks like a chain [TS]

00:34:33 ◼ ► belt around her Barbie probably from a [TS]

00:34:36 ◼ ► good we'll see 1983 [TS]

00:34:38 ◼ ► I mean I was there mhm mhm you would you [TS]

00:34:42 ◼ ► throw some vans on that a painter's cap [TS]

00:34:44 ◼ ► yeah but in terms of people who are [TS]

00:34:48 ◼ ► actually actually punk rock who are [TS]

00:34:50 ◼ ► actually practicing punk rock as a as a [TS]

00:34:53 ◼ ► lifestyle has a belief system [TS]

00:34:56 ◼ ► I'm afraid [TS]

00:34:58 ◼ ► that I'm afraid that the numbers have [TS]

00:35:00 ◼ ► been incredibly inflated over the years [TS]

00:35:02 ◼ ► and this is the problem with the sex [TS]

00:35:03 ◼ ► pistol story at the time nobody knew [TS]

00:35:06 ◼ ► nobody knew that the sex pistols war [TS]

00:35:08 ◼ ► hoax [TS]

00:35:09 ◼ ► that's all retro active over smartness [TS]

00:35:13 ◼ ► everybody's like oh I do you think it [TS]

00:35:15 ◼ ► sounds gay [TS]

00:35:16 ◼ ► I knew he was gay the whole time no you [TS]

00:35:19 ◼ ► did not [TS]

00:35:20 ◼ ► nobody knew rap rob halford we talked [TS]

00:35:22 ◼ ► ourselves out of a lot of things we [TS]

00:35:25 ◼ ► should have known John don't you think [TS]

00:35:27 ◼ ► well there was so much we should have [TS]

00:35:28 ◼ ► green manalishi era I mean like wow talk [TS]

00:35:31 ◼ ► about what we should have known we [TS]

00:35:32 ◼ ► should have known that the Russians [TS]

00:35:34 ◼ ► weren't a threat and that there was [TS]

00:35:35 ◼ ► never gonna let me think about what my [TS]

00:35:37 ◼ ► entire life was preparing my whole [TS]

00:35:40 ◼ ► nuclear warhead for nuclear war that was [TS]

00:35:42 ◼ ► my single biggest fear I was terrified [TS]

00:35:44 ◼ ► yeah and it never happened I feel like [TS]

00:35:46 ◼ ► you remember that I was that the day [TS]

00:35:48 ◼ ► after all that man i was i had the right [TS]

00:35:50 ◼ ► i was reading books about it and I knew [TS]

00:35:52 ◼ ► there was no chance I I knew I mean like [TS]

00:35:54 ◼ ► the best I could hope for was going to [TS]

00:35:56 ◼ ► be to die slowly from burns because no [TS]

00:35:59 ◼ ► matter where you were they show you this [TS]

00:36:00 ◼ ► maps with the concentric circles like [TS]

00:36:02 ◼ ► here in Chicago don't worry about it [TS]

00:36:03 ◼ ► you're good and dead sure your vaporizer [TS]

00:36:05 ◼ ► man chicago but somewhere like a like if [TS]

00:36:07 ◼ ► you're near Fort Bragg or whatever game [TS]

00:36:08 ◼ ► over [TS]

00:36:09 ◼ ► don't worry about do your paper you're [TS]

00:36:12 ◼ ► right you're totally right i i i think [TS]

00:36:15 ◼ ► okay now I know this is a joke that [TS]

00:36:16 ◼ ► already spoon is made a song but did you [TS]

00:36:18 ◼ ► ever see the quincy punk episode [TS]

00:36:20 ◼ ► have you ever seen that i have seen the [TS]

00:36:21 ◼ ► Quincy is pretty famous pretty hilarious [TS]

00:36:23 ◼ ► its kind is this if there were I wish [TS]

00:36:26 ◼ ► there was some kind of mind map diagram [TS]

00:36:28 ◼ ► for this because I in my head you got [TS]

00:36:29 ◼ ► nicolas cage and valley girl you've got [TS]

00:36:32 ◼ ► the quincy punk episode you got fast [TS]

00:36:36 ◼ ► times at ridgemont high maybe a little [TS]

00:36:38 ◼ ► bit [TS]

00:36:38 ◼ ► well but but the the real key to [TS]

00:36:41 ◼ ► understanding this era is the punk-rock [TS]

00:36:43 ◼ ► guys that appear in every Charles [TS]

00:36:46 ◼ ► Bronson oh right right where Charles [TS]

00:36:50 ◼ ► Bronson is walking across a parking [TS]

00:36:53 ◼ ► garage at night and in the end son [TS]

00:36:55 ◼ ► little Punk's literal pump yes somebody [TS]

00:36:58 ◼ ► and suddenly you hear somebody go and [TS]

00:37:02 ◼ ► ruin that chilled goes up the back of [TS]

00:37:04 ◼ ► your neck [TS]

00:37:04 ◼ ► what about the baseball furies whether [TS]

00:37:06 ◼ ► whether punks in the Warriors they're [TS]

00:37:08 ◼ ► kinda like Punk's they're kinda like [TS]

00:37:09 ◼ ► mine [TS]

00:37:10 ◼ ► what rocky horror picture punch remember [TS]

00:37:14 ◼ ► the baseball furies the guy that just [TS]

00:37:15 ◼ ► like just in mind they look like the [TS]

00:37:17 ◼ ► Yankees yeah that one count [TS]

00:37:21 ◼ ► no not well I mean it's that's a little [TS]

00:37:24 ◼ ► glam i have a canonical example here if [TS]

00:37:27 ◼ ► I can find it on the YouTube to remember [TS]

00:37:29 ◼ ► remember the stage band here these [TS]

00:37:31 ◼ ► pictures are really really great [TS]

00:37:33 ◼ ► yeah um everybody has the everybody in [TS]

00:37:37 ◼ ► this picture has their hair parted right [TS]

00:37:39 ◼ ► down the middle straight out where where [TS]

00:37:42 ◼ ► it was like what was that kind of bread [TS]

00:37:43 ◼ ► where they they advertised it that they [TS]

00:37:46 ◼ ► had butter the butter split-top bread [TS]

00:37:48 ◼ ► butter top brass sure that everybody's [TS]

00:37:50 ◼ ► hair looks like a loaf of butter top [TS]

00:37:51 ◼ ► bread em back into that Qatar cost $150 [TS]

00:37:55 ◼ ► name sleeveless shirt what is that a [TS]

00:37:56 ◼ ► squire mouseover it's a similar similar [TS]

00:38:00 ◼ ► it's a it's sort of like and even hail [TS]

00:38:02 ◼ ► internet explorer into a fake v this [TS]

00:38:04 ◼ ► kind of look like that but what I see [TS]

00:38:06 ◼ ► what you're saying it's a mess it's a [TS]

00:38:08 ◼ ► mess i'm gonna send you something [TS]

00:38:10 ◼ ► youtube you can watch if you want but [TS]

00:38:11 ◼ ► you don't have to be get the idea i'm [TS]

00:38:13 ◼ ► not gonna do it right now this issue [TS]

00:38:14 ◼ ► just all this amount of multimedia is [TS]

00:38:16 ◼ ► already understand my point you get your [TS]

00:38:18 ◼ ► assistant the scene in Terminator first [TS]

00:38:21 ◼ ► Terminator movie when a Schwarzenegger [TS]

00:38:22 ◼ ► lands and they still naked and you get [TS]

00:38:25 ◼ ► so minutes by Punk's right remember who [TS]

00:38:28 ◼ ► the head punk was no bill paxton no yeah [TS]

00:38:32 ◼ ► Jack's taxed you know III has anybody [TS]

00:38:35 ◼ ► ever pointed out the the resemblance [TS]

00:38:38 ◼ ► between you and Bill Paxton oh I'm sorry [TS]

00:38:41 ◼ ► I've had a nerve now not till now [TS]

00:38:44 ◼ ► oh my god I always kick backs to confuse [TS]

00:38:46 ◼ ► with the other guy who's the other guy [TS]

00:38:48 ◼ ► well now the guy who's a good husband [TS]

00:38:50 ◼ ► and dumb and dumber was one guy who [TS]

00:38:53 ◼ ► looks like me and dumb and dumber the [TS]

00:38:54 ◼ ► other guy Bill Paxton and jeff daniels [TS]

00:38:56 ◼ ► now it's not home so I cannot help [TS]

00:38:58 ◼ ► accident or just against Jeff Daniels [TS]

00:39:00 ◼ ► he's pretty good [TS]

00:39:01 ◼ ► yeah so I want my point being John [TS]

00:39:03 ◼ ► you're absolutely correct i want to say [TS]

00:39:04 ◼ ► Shh [TS]

00:39:05 ◼ ► terminator i want to say 1984 is that [TS]

00:39:08 ◼ ► right Lois Terminator I'd say 84 nothing [TS]

00:39:11 ◼ ► gets the cool that's where he gets the [TS]

00:39:12 ◼ ► cool leather jacket that he wears for [TS]

00:39:14 ◼ ► the rest of the film [TS]

00:39:15 ◼ ► yes maybe kills the punk rocker [TS]

00:39:18 ◼ ► terminator 1984 film by james cameron we [TS]

00:39:21 ◼ ► got a full of himself [TS]

00:39:22 ◼ ► boy that guy okay good i could see [TS]

00:39:26 ◼ ► crimes my gears that guy i love this [TS]

00:39:28 ◼ ► this mugshot of you at the taking of the [TS]

00:39:31 ◼ ► Sarasota Police Department you like that [TS]

00:39:33 ◼ ► one you know I i tried to get the [TS]

00:39:35 ◼ ► mugshot taken me by the Boulder County [TS]

00:39:37 ◼ ► Sheriff's Department will give it to you [TS]

00:39:40 ◼ ► similar area and make here's what they [TS]

00:39:42 ◼ ► said we had a we had a fire and it [TS]

00:39:45 ◼ ► burned down the courthouse and all of [TS]

00:39:48 ◼ ► our records were lost i believe that and [TS]

00:39:51 ◼ ► I said come on that's some kind of that [TS]

00:39:56 ◼ ► some kind of like you want to make me [TS]

00:40:00 ◼ ► believe in black helicopters me a story [TS]

00:40:02 ◼ ► like that I've had other people other [TS]

00:40:04 ◼ ► friends my went to the same police [TS]

00:40:06 ◼ ► station you want to comment on this i'm [TS]

00:40:08 ◼ ► just going to do for fun [TS]

00:40:09 ◼ ► hi i am of my friends that went to try [TS]

00:40:12 ◼ ► and do the same thing they said no way I [TS]

00:40:13 ◼ ► went in there and they gave me two [TS]

00:40:14 ◼ ► copies gratis free of charge walked out [TS]

00:40:17 ◼ ► with mugshots i have a tie-dye t-shirt [TS]

00:40:20 ◼ ► and cold sore [TS]

00:40:21 ◼ ► yeah and get the hair that you you call [TS]

00:40:24 ◼ ► a mullet and that um I want to come back [TS]

00:40:26 ◼ ► to something here i wish i could find my [TS]

00:40:28 ◼ ► mug shots hear about those were men have [TS]

00:40:30 ◼ ► been arrested [TS]

00:40:32 ◼ ► have I been arrested John here's the [TS]

00:40:34 ◼ ► thing I I don't talk about this publicly [TS]

00:40:36 ◼ ► but not there's an implied third [TS]

00:40:38 ◼ ► realization things I never asked you [TS]

00:40:40 ◼ ► about that I always wanted to ask you [TS]

00:40:41 ◼ ► about so maybe in the future i will ask [TS]

00:40:42 ◼ ► you about them there many things are [TS]

00:40:44 ◼ ► there are many things i would love to [TS]

00:40:45 ◼ ► ask you about I not because I'm scared [TS]

00:40:47 ◼ ► and not because i think you're scared to [TS]

00:40:49 ◼ ► talk about it but there are many things [TS]

00:40:50 ◼ ► that you don't talk about much anymore [TS]

00:40:52 ◼ ► that I very interested in yeah he told [TS]

00:40:55 ◼ ► me about your teeth one day and and I [TS]

00:40:57 ◼ ► almost fell off my chair [TS]

00:40:58 ◼ ► yeah that's a terrible story it's a [TS]

00:40:59 ◼ ► terrible story but these are great [TS]

00:41:00 ◼ ► stories and this is why you're Charles [TS]

00:41:02 ◼ ► Nelson Reilly you should be on shows [TS]

00:41:04 ◼ ► talking about this terminals and riley [TS]

00:41:05 ◼ ► is four foot eleven i think you passed [TS]

00:41:07 ◼ ► Charles Nelson Reilly was 4 foot 11 mm [TS]

00:41:11 ◼ ► yes a pretty big glasses just for [TS]

00:41:13 ◼ ► tourists you did I mean he was it was [TS]

00:41:15 ◼ ► obviously a polymath but but you're [TS]

00:41:17 ◼ ► comparison [TS]

00:41:18 ◼ ► your constant comparison to me it's like [TS]

00:41:20 ◼ ► when people compare me to Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:41:22 ◼ ► my crystal ants is a very funny man i [TS]

00:41:26 ◼ ► appreciate right appreciate if you mean [TS]

00:41:29 ◼ ► that as a compliment but Bruce Vilanch [TS]

00:41:30 ◼ ► is a that he has these trays control [TS]

00:41:33 ◼ ► he's looking at all [TS]

00:41:35 ◼ ► he looks like a pile of ectoplasm with a [TS]

00:41:37 ◼ ► with like an emo Philips wig on [TS]

00:41:40 ◼ ► don't compare me to Bruce Vilanch and [TS]

00:41:42 ◼ ► and i have to say the same but Charles [TS]

00:41:44 ◼ ► Nelson Reilly when you want to you want [TS]

00:41:45 ◼ ► to compare me to somebody like I mean if [TS]

00:41:48 ◼ ► you want to compare me to Paul Newman [TS]

00:41:50 ◼ ► but it's exactly the kind of thing [TS]

00:41:51 ◼ ► Charles Nelson rallies to do is forever [TS]

00:41:53 ◼ ► correcting people who he should be [TS]

00:41:55 ◼ ► compared to now he did not like being [TS]

00:41:57 ◼ ► compared to Clifton Webb because he [TS]

00:41:58 ◼ ► thought Clinton have seemed a little gay [TS]

00:41:59 ◼ ► i'm now I Bruce flange it's kind of what [TS]

00:42:03 ◼ ► like it's sort of like like I gay [TS]

00:42:05 ◼ ► mushroom and a Gator roll had gay sex [TS]

00:42:07 ◼ ► and and reflash came out funny shirt [TS]

00:42:10 ◼ ► heard you don't mess with that guy [TS]

00:42:12 ◼ ► so here's the lawyer yeah who is it had [TS]

00:42:14 ◼ ► made fun of him in a song [TS]

00:42:15 ◼ ► Oh was a principal inch LCD soundsystem [TS]

00:42:18 ◼ ► got in a fight with all michael musto [TS]

00:42:20 ◼ ► the gay don't like being made fun did [TS]

00:42:23 ◼ ► you know that [TS]

00:42:24 ◼ ► well some to get records are like normal [TS]

00:42:26 ◼ ► people they some of them have a sense of [TS]

00:42:29 ◼ ► humor and some of them are a little [TS]

00:42:31 ◼ ► shrill that's not funny [TS]

00:42:32 ◼ ► well some games would think it was funny [TS]

00:42:35 ◼ ► other gays would get all Mary about the [TS]

00:42:38 ◼ ► closet laughter seriously think about [TS]

00:42:40 ◼ ► Bruce Vilanch is that he has so much [TS]

00:42:42 ◼ ► he's he shaped like a like a traffic [TS]

00:42:45 ◼ ► cone and it and it has so much [TS]

00:42:48 ◼ ► there's so much extra flesh around his [TS]

00:42:52 ◼ ► neck [TS]

00:42:53 ◼ ► I get the feeling looking at him that if [TS]

00:42:55 ◼ ► a gust of wind came up that is next that [TS]

00:42:58 ◼ ► would slap him in the face more than [TS]

00:43:00 ◼ ► George Lucas will see George Lucas what [TS]

00:43:03 ◼ ► George Lucas has is that he had he has [TS]

00:43:07 ◼ ► no face architecture returns knowledge [TS]

00:43:10 ◼ ► here if he didn't have that beard you're [TS]

00:43:11 ◼ ► saying that oh my god I've I'm sorry to [TS]

00:43:14 ◼ ► interrupt but I just realized you just [TS]

00:43:15 ◼ ► made me realize he has if he would go [TS]

00:43:18 ◼ ► straight dewlap to mouth Gibby I don't [TS]

00:43:20 ◼ ► get from from the bottom of his nose to [TS]

00:43:22 ◼ ► his Adam's apple [TS]

00:43:23 ◼ ► nothing there but am I literally look [TS]

00:43:26 ◼ ► like Jabba the Hutt just sort of [TS]

00:43:27 ◼ ► floating in a in annex pace [TS]

00:43:30 ◼ ► and he makes the claim is the category [TS]

00:43:33 ◼ ► error of thinking that you can this is [TS]

00:43:35 ◼ ► the andrew dice clay error which is as [TS]

00:43:38 ◼ ► your face falls apart you make you [TS]

00:43:41 ◼ ► delineate where the face once was [TS]

00:43:45 ◼ ► by cutting your beard in more and more [TS]

00:43:47 ◼ ► angular shapes and it absolutely doesn't [TS]

00:43:50 ◼ ► work what you need to do as your face [TS]

00:43:52 ◼ ► falls apart is just let your beard grow [TS]

00:43:55 ◼ ► into a huge bushy thing and then nobody [TS]

00:43:58 ◼ ► can see what's underneath it that [TS]

00:44:00 ◼ ► self-awareness it's like a light you can [TS]

00:44:02 ◼ ► like you're gonna run toward Ty Cobb [TS]

00:44:04 ◼ ► after he hits the ball now you follow [TS]

00:44:05 ◼ ► the ball not the batter right that's [TS]

00:44:07 ◼ ► right [TS]

00:44:07 ◼ ► be the ball see the ball be the ball the [TS]

00:44:10 ◼ ► ball Danny to Latin you do not want you [TS]

00:44:13 ◼ ► do not want to try and fool people into [TS]

00:44:15 ◼ ► thinking you have a face by cutting your [TS]

00:44:17 ◼ ► beard into like a helmet strap that's [TS]

00:44:21 ◼ ► what George Lucas looks like he's [TS]

00:44:22 ◼ ► wearing a hair helmet that's held on [TS]

00:44:24 ◼ ► with a beard strap it but you know the [TS]

00:44:26 ◼ ► way he said yes and he knows enough [TS]

00:44:28 ◼ ► about all of that stuff he has ruined [TS]

00:44:30 ◼ ► enough movies he's killed enough faces [TS]

00:44:33 ◼ ► look Carrie Fisher Fisher beautiful [TS]

00:44:35 ◼ ► woman looks like Bozo the Clown in the [TS]

00:44:36 ◼ ► first Star Wars movie beautiful woman he [TS]

00:44:38 ◼ ► knows what a face should look like [TS]

00:44:39 ◼ ► theoretically he has people that could [TS]

00:44:41 ◼ ► give him photos and maybe some notes he [TS]

00:44:44 ◼ ► literally every day he makes the [TS]

00:44:45 ◼ ► decision to have his dewlap stick out [TS]

00:44:47 ◼ ► from underneath his beard you saw him [TS]

00:44:49 ◼ ► from the side he would look like a [TS]

00:44:51 ◼ ► boomeritis he would be a large South [TS]

00:44:53 ◼ ► American Marine frog [TS]

00:44:54 ◼ ► this is why this is paul allen's problem [TS]

00:44:56 ◼ ► to their riches one that's one of [TS]

00:44:59 ◼ ► poland's problems they have a rich [TS]

00:45:01 ◼ ► enough that they surround themselves [TS]

00:45:02 ◼ ► with people who agree with them that [TS]

00:45:04 ◼ ► this is not a I'm not I'm not telling [TS]

00:45:07 ◼ ► you anything you don't know but it's not [TS]

00:45:08 ◼ ► just the base around themselves with [TS]

00:45:10 ◼ ► people who agree with them they [TS]

00:45:11 ◼ ► completely exclude anyone who even [TS]

00:45:15 ◼ ► raises their eyebrows even so the [TS]

00:45:18 ◼ ► suggestion of somebody who might say hey [TS]

00:45:21 ◼ ► uh that tie is I don't know who that guy [TS]

00:45:27 ◼ ► is out like he is it that he comes to [TS]

00:45:32 ◼ ► the next door and his security card [TS]

00:45:34 ◼ ► won't work anymore you know what I mean [TS]

00:45:36 ◼ ► like he can't even he can't even use the [TS]

00:45:38 ◼ ► restroom [TS]

00:45:39 ◼ ► there's already a security guard [TS]

00:45:40 ◼ ► standing there [TS]

00:45:41 ◼ ► a milk crate with his desk contents and [TS]

00:45:45 ◼ ► he's escorted out of the building you [TS]

00:45:46 ◼ ► see you're talking about you talk about [TS]

00:45:48 ◼ ► Paul Allen specifically as it as an [TS]

00:45:50 ◼ ► analogous thing for George Lucas your [TS]

00:45:51 ◼ ► time you look you look at Paul Allen you [TS]

00:45:53 ◼ ► go Paul your ear like the fifth richest [TS]

00:45:56 ◼ ► man in the world [TS]

00:45:58 ◼ ► why are you first of all why are you [TS]

00:46:00 ◼ ► wearing parti-colored Dockers and second [TS]

00:46:03 ◼ ► of all I mean really the Portland [TS]

00:46:07 ◼ ► Trailblazers but third of all [TS]

00:46:10 ◼ ► yeah it just seems like you don't get [TS]

00:46:12 ◼ ► many librarians paul allen has on staff [TS]

00:46:15 ◼ ► apollon employees like nine people just [TS]

00:46:18 ◼ ► to be his librarians busy no need dental [TS]

00:46:21 ◼ ► hygienist my Christ are you looking at a [TS]

00:46:24 ◼ ► picture huh [TS]

00:46:25 ◼ ► I mean I know I don't even Seattle I [TS]

00:46:28 ◼ ► used to I used to drink coffee I used to [TS]

00:46:30 ◼ ► drink coffee and used to smoke em so I [TS]

00:46:33 ◼ ► understand teeth stains but my goodness [TS]

00:46:35 ◼ ► me [TS]

00:46:36 ◼ ► bility galaxies from Yorkshire not a [TS]

00:46:38 ◼ ► good way i have to stop talking about [TS]

00:46:40 ◼ ► Paul and because of that because he'd [TS]

00:46:42 ◼ ► crush our is gonna go off in my [TS]

00:46:43 ◼ ► apartment my house here in a second and [TS]

00:46:46 ◼ ► the black helicopters gonna wake up with [TS]

00:46:48 ◼ ► an amp head in your bed you know what [TS]

00:46:50 ◼ ► I'm that's kind of funny if you really [TS]

00:46:51 ◼ ► think about it for a second you walk [TS]

00:46:52 ◼ ► wake up wake up with a like a fender [TS]

00:46:55 ◼ ► yeah instead of a horse's head right now [TS]

00:46:56 ◼ ► you're not explaining your jokes pretty [TS]

00:46:58 ◼ ► good i wanna talk about us to that's on [TS]

00:47:00 ◼ ► my list and I got a lot of stuff on the [TS]

00:47:02 ◼ ► list i'm talking about Ames oh gosh they [TS]

00:47:04 ◼ ► all talk about it well we should close a [TS]

00:47:06 ◼ ► couple threats you but i still i want to [TS]

00:47:07 ◼ ► just keep in mind as a lot of things I [TS]

00:47:08 ◼ ► want to talk about case so we got Paul [TS]

00:47:10 ◼ ► Allen did you get the thing with the the [TS]

00:47:12 ◼ ► Lucas picture you know George Lucas grew [TS]

00:47:15 ◼ ► if you just let his neck hair grow then [TS]

00:47:18 ◼ ► you would think wow what a lustrous [TS]

00:47:20 ◼ ► beard and you would realize that that [TS]

00:47:21 ◼ ► that that that wasn't a beard that it [TS]

00:47:23 ◼ ► was all that it was all flesh [TS]

00:47:27 ◼ ► hmm and it just had a coating of hair [TS]

00:47:28 ◼ ► honor you not getting this all about you [TS]

00:47:31 ◼ ► but i'm thinking i'm gonna look this up [TS]

00:47:33 ◼ ► i think you in that December's video and [TS]

00:47:35 ◼ ► I don't know if you professionally curl [TS]

00:47:37 ◼ ► your hair beard well handsome pictures [TS]

00:47:40 ◼ ► how it came [TS]

00:47:43 ◼ ► wow that's what your beard was doing [TS]

00:47:45 ◼ ► then that's just what it would do if I [TS]

00:47:47 ◼ ► if I if I'd if I let my beard grow for [TS]

00:47:49 ◼ ► six months that's what it would do [TS]

00:47:51 ◼ ► help so that's that's six months [TS]

00:47:54 ◼ ► appeared for you [TS]

00:47:55 ◼ ► this is a circumstance where I don't do [TS]

00:47:58 ◼ ► anything but I don't where I don't know [TS]

00:48:02 ◼ ► 2005 my gosh look at that guy [TS]

00:48:06 ◼ ► um I'm gonna put this in the notes i [TS]

00:48:09 ◼ ► couid i'm thinking if if George Lucas [TS]

00:48:12 ◼ ► grew a beard like that right yeah I as [TS]

00:48:16 ◼ ► you know John I'm not an architect but [TS]

00:48:17 ◼ ► my thinking is this disguise is a lot of [TS]

00:48:19 ◼ ► the problems it gives his face shape [TS]

00:48:21 ◼ ► which is nice he doesn't have that right [TS]

00:48:23 ◼ ► there is no CGI four faces yet uh but it [TS]

00:48:28 ◼ ► also conceals the fact that there's a [TS]

00:48:29 ◼ ► big thing under there [TS]

00:48:30 ◼ ► they don't know what could be under [TS]

00:48:31 ◼ ► there you know it could be it could be a [TS]

00:48:34 ◼ ► like an unnecessary rat and mouse Isley [TS]

00:48:37 ◼ ► you never know we don't think about [TS]

00:48:39 ◼ ► George Lucas's faces he has a nice face [TS]

00:48:41 ◼ ► it's just that it's sitting on top of a [TS]

00:48:43 ◼ ► beanbag chair it's a phase that sitting [TS]

00:48:46 ◼ ► on is that sitting on like what you [TS]

00:48:48 ◼ ► don't remember those remember those [TS]

00:48:49 ◼ ► ashtrays remember being back a strange [TS]

00:48:52 ◼ ► number [TS]

00:48:53 ◼ ► you were supposed to like use when you [TS]

00:48:55 ◼ ► were driving to work in your earlier and [TS]

00:48:57 ◼ ► that jeep cherokee or in bed [TS]

00:48:58 ◼ ► mhm he hit his face looks like like a [TS]

00:49:02 ◼ ► nice face sitting in a beanbag gas tank [TS]

00:49:04 ◼ ► made us he was actually a try to find [TS]

00:49:08 ◼ ► old when he was actually super cool [TS]

00:49:10 ◼ ► looking at wedding day long [TS]

00:49:12 ◼ ► oh yeah but we were all super cool [TS]

00:49:13 ◼ ► looking well be accepted [TS]

00:49:15 ◼ ► I'm just mhm I'm just saying like giving [TS]

00:49:18 ◼ ► the Delta like this is this is a guy I'm [TS]

00:49:21 ◼ ► send you one of this is a horrible show [TS]

00:49:23 ◼ ► this is a person sending John pictures [TS]

00:49:27 ◼ ► from the internet [TS]

00:49:28 ◼ ► yeah that's not gonna show ever figured [TS]

00:49:30 ◼ ► out that i could look at these brown I'm [TS]

00:49:32 ◼ ► gonna put them all shown it's because [TS]

00:49:33 ◼ ► this is an important point but a lot of [TS]

00:49:35 ◼ ► people listen to this podcast on their [TS]

00:49:37 ◼ ► iPads iPods yeah while they're driving [TS]

00:49:39 ◼ ► in their cars and they're gonna be like [TS]

00:49:41 ◼ ► I can't see these pictures this is [TS]

00:49:42 ◼ ► annoying [TS]

00:49:43 ◼ ► it's an important point to be made here [TS]

00:49:45 ◼ ► now iíve been accused by many of my [TS]

00:49:49 ◼ ► well by the people-to-people 23 people i [TS]

00:49:51 ◼ ► know that i talk too much about Star [TS]

00:49:53 ◼ ► Wars and grocery stores so I'm gonna [TS]

00:49:54 ◼ ► stop except to say I'm a quote my friend [TS]

00:49:57 ◼ ► Maya another one of my friends named [TS]

00:49:59 ◼ ► John who says a [TS]

00:50:01 ◼ ► yeah he's calling somebody from Twitter [TS]

00:50:03 ◼ ► here but somebody saying that basically [TS]

00:50:05 ◼ ► Star Wars has become for George Lucas [TS]

00:50:07 ◼ ► what Joan Rivers his face is for joan [TS]

00:50:10 ◼ ► rivers and that makes have thought that [TS]

00:50:12 ◼ ► was brilliant to begin with em because [TS]

00:50:15 ◼ ► why because you can't you can't see that [TS]

00:50:17 ◼ ► these changes are not helping right yeah [TS]

00:50:20 ◼ ► you can't stop fucking with it and it's [TS]

00:50:22 ◼ ► not helping right nobody around you is [TS]

00:50:24 ◼ ► going to go and knock that off right you [TS]

00:50:26 ◼ ► should turn your creativity towards [TS]

00:50:29 ◼ ► something outside of yourself i think i [TS]

00:50:31 ◼ ► think george lucas me have the same [TS]

00:50:33 ◼ ► problem with his head he's got his [TS]

00:50:36 ◼ ► blindness he's got to that blindness he [TS]

00:50:38 ◼ ► does he doesn't matter and we all we all [TS]

00:50:40 ◼ ► develop blindness is about ourselves I [TS]

00:50:43 ◼ ► mean I'm sure when I look in the mirror [TS]

00:50:44 ◼ ► I see i have i have a kind of a [TS]

00:50:48 ◼ ► dysmorphia I think this is a common [TS]

00:50:51 ◼ ► problem for people who aren't [TS]

00:50:52 ◼ ► billionaires who are surrounded by yes [TS]

00:50:55 ◼ ► men we developed a dysmorphic the view [TS]

00:50:58 ◼ ► of ourselves where we look in the mirror [TS]

00:51:00 ◼ ► like for instance I look in the mirror [TS]

00:51:01 ◼ ► and I say I am fat and has this [TS]

00:51:07 ◼ ► dysmorphic out i am fat and and although [TS]

00:51:12 ◼ ► I'll at one level [TS]

00:51:15 ◼ ► yes I am hi i am well i think the word [TS]

00:51:19 ◼ ► make the word that sears would use is [TS]

00:51:22 ◼ ► husky series would call me husky i'm a [TS]

00:51:25 ◼ ► i'm a largely I'm bomb a large have a [TS]

00:51:28 ◼ ► large frame [TS]

00:51:29 ◼ ► mm you wish i was i say you're big and [TS]

00:51:32 ◼ ► tall [TS]

00:51:33 ◼ ► I'm big and tall but but really I'm not [TS]

00:51:35 ◼ ► fat like I don't I don't you don't want [TS]

00:51:39 ◼ ► all your very dignified and thank you [TS]

00:51:41 ◼ ► that's nice of you to say okay but IDK [TS]

00:51:44 ◼ ► yourself well John I'm height weight [TS]

00:51:46 ◼ ► proportionate I mean I'm a big man let's [TS]

00:51:48 ◼ ► not go nuts [TS]

00:51:49 ◼ ► height weight proportionate you wouldn't [TS]

00:51:51 ◼ ► say I was HW p it but if you were [TS]

00:51:54 ◼ ► writing if you were writing a personal [TS]

00:51:56 ◼ ► ad for me food and he didn't want to lie [TS]

00:52:00 ◼ ► yeah you wouldn't say HW can see just a [TS]

00:52:04 ◼ ► husky swm white male the correct single [TS]

00:52:10 ◼ ► letter that's right your mail right um [TS]

00:52:11 ◼ ► ok [TS]

00:52:13 ◼ ► more of me to love a basement full of [TS]

00:52:19 ◼ ► eyeglasses your kid and flatulence [TS]

00:52:22 ◼ ► problems [TS]

00:52:23 ◼ ► well in my dream date problem not a [TS]

00:52:25 ◼ ► problem no it's an opportunity think [TS]

00:52:27 ◼ ► that's right it's a good some freshman's [TS]

00:52:30 ◼ ► opportunity [TS]

00:52:31 ◼ ► yeah my old guy people who are into it I [TS]

00:52:35 ◼ ► I am I so many so many thrust close here [TS]

00:52:40 ◼ ► we don't worry i saw you have [TS]

00:52:41 ◼ ► proportionate I said let's come back to [TS]

00:52:43 ◼ ► this I i saw the you know what nevermind [TS]

00:52:45 ◼ ► everyone everyone what you saw what I [TS]

00:52:48 ◼ ► saw a are suddenly bridesmaids so the [TS]

00:52:50 ◼ ► first third of it and I was prepared for [TS]

00:52:53 ◼ ► it to be really dumb but I I like the [TS]

00:52:55 ◼ ► people and I watched it the first I've [TS]

00:52:57 ◼ ► seen it's one of the funniest movies [TS]

00:52:58 ◼ ► i've seen in a very long time its [TS]

00:52:59 ◼ ► extreme first heard of it [TS]

00:53:01 ◼ ► well I have to go to bed I'm kind of an [TS]

00:53:02 ◼ ► older now okay yeah and and the entire [TS]

00:53:07 ◼ ► time I you can you can you can veto any [TS]

00:53:11 ◼ ► part of this if you want the whole time [TS]

00:53:12 ◼ ► all I could think to myself was ok the [TS]

00:53:15 ◼ ► leaders that died [TS]

00:53:16 ◼ ► Kirsten big designer named you know the [TS]

00:53:18 ◼ ► wonderful hilarious women for siren life [TS]

00:53:19 ◼ ► she's the star and she's this just [TS]

00:53:22 ◼ ► fantastic character but like the whole [TS]

00:53:24 ◼ ► time [TS]

00:53:24 ◼ ► anytime I want anything involving single [TS]

00:53:26 ◼ ► people i just say to myself you know [TS]

00:53:27 ◼ ► what I say I'm very happy to be in a [TS]

00:53:30 ◼ ► good relationship with a good person but [TS]

00:53:31 ◼ ► be I guess I just couldn't stand having [TS]

00:53:35 ◼ ► to deal with that like not being in a [TS]

00:53:36 ◼ ► relationship and then wanting a [TS]

00:53:37 ◼ ► relationship and going through all of [TS]

00:53:39 ◼ ► that stuff that the really singles ads I [TS]

00:53:41 ◼ ► just not for other people that works for [TS]

00:53:43 ◼ ► some people for me [TS]

00:53:44 ◼ ► ah i can't imagine how they could [TS]

00:53:46 ◼ ► possibly turn out well yeah but there's [TS]

00:53:49 ◼ ► also reporting the other people should [TS]

00:53:51 ◼ ► have to write those ads for you [TS]

00:53:52 ◼ ► well yeah but I mean if you had somebody [TS]

00:53:57 ◼ ► that was close enough to you that could [TS]

00:53:58 ◼ ► write a a useful signal singles ad about [TS]

00:54:01 ◼ ► you you wouldn't be single [TS]

00:54:02 ◼ ► well I think of it this way i don't know [TS]

00:54:04 ◼ ► if you guys I met you guys have the car [TS]

00:54:06 ◼ ► smoking thing up there you get your car [TS]

00:54:08 ◼ ► smog right up here we have that well [TS]

00:54:11 ◼ ► there's like you know you go in there's [TS]

00:54:12 ◼ ► like these places you know that will [TS]

00:54:14 ◼ ► check your small gang of the places [TS]

00:54:15 ◼ ► we'll fix your small game against the [TS]

00:54:17 ◼ ► Dead Kennedys song a trusty mechanic [TS]

00:54:19 ◼ ► right you want to get a second opinion [TS]

00:54:21 ◼ ► before you get an operation you know [TS]

00:54:23 ◼ ► especially with some elective thing [TS]

00:54:25 ◼ ► right and I'm just saying [TS]

00:54:26 ◼ ► to keep things above board there should [TS]

00:54:29 ◼ ► be you that identifies the need for that [TS]

00:54:31 ◼ ► ad right at the end at the end of the [TS]

00:54:34 ◼ ► value chain there should be somebody who [TS]

00:54:35 ◼ ► puts the ad into some kind of medium in [TS]

00:54:37 ◼ ► between there should be one or more [TS]

00:54:38 ◼ ► people possibly a review board [TS]

00:54:40 ◼ ► well here's the exit the better the [TS]

00:54:42 ◼ ► proper facets four facets and completion [TS]

00:54:44 ◼ ► there's a problem with this theory [TS]

00:54:45 ◼ ► further the first problem is from the [TS]

00:54:47 ◼ ► when you talk about the girls somehow [TS]

00:54:50 ◼ ► along the way in America at least the [TS]

00:54:54 ◼ ► definition of an adult female [TS]

00:54:56 ◼ ► relationship has become that your female [TS]

00:55:02 ◼ ► friend if you are a woman your best [TS]

00:55:04 ◼ ► female friends need to be one hundred [TS]

00:55:06 ◼ ► percent supportive of you this is this [TS]

00:55:10 ◼ ► is now somehow has become the definition [TS]

00:55:12 ◼ ► of female friendship in America so that [TS]

00:55:15 ◼ ► no matter how reprehensible you are as a [TS]

00:55:18 ◼ ► person your best female friends can only [TS]

00:55:22 ◼ ► say to you girl you are you rule you [TS]

00:55:26 ◼ ► know what he's not making it a priority [TS]

00:55:28 ◼ ► girl you are the all-girl you know like [TS]

00:55:32 ◼ ► your girlfriend's can only pump you up [TS]

00:55:35 ◼ ► you cannot in it and nothing everything [TS]

00:55:37 ◼ ► they say that the most important part is [TS]

00:55:39 ◼ ► that they consistently stay on brand [TS]

00:55:41 ◼ ► it's like they might even not hundreds [TS]

00:55:42 ◼ ► and believe that right I can't believe [TS]

00:55:43 ◼ ► it all but ok stay on brand because [TS]

00:55:45 ◼ ► that's the definition of friendship if a [TS]

00:55:47 ◼ ► woman says to another woman now you know [TS]

00:55:49 ◼ ► what actually in this situation I think [TS]

00:55:51 ◼ ► maybe u dot you put an ellipses there [TS]

00:55:55 ◼ ► and the friendship is over the girls [TS]

00:55:56 ◼ ► like oh my god I can't believe it she [TS]

00:55:59 ◼ ► she was you know she was trying to tell [TS]

00:56:01 ◼ ► me how to live like girls that girl of [TS]

00:56:04 ◼ ► the the definition of female friendship [TS]

00:56:05 ◼ ► has become completely perverted so it is [TS]

00:56:09 ◼ ► rubber to rubber stamp it's a rubber [TS]

00:56:11 ◼ ► stamp it's absolutely you you're here [TS]

00:56:12 ◼ ► for your friends are just a proxy for [TS]

00:56:15 ◼ ► your own fuckin problems now so if you [TS]

00:56:18 ◼ ► had your if it in a female situation the [TS]

00:56:20 ◼ ► girlfriends would write an even more [TS]

00:56:23 ◼ ► ridiculously like a fantastical [TS]

00:56:28 ◼ ► definition of their friends because they [TS]

00:56:29 ◼ ► wouldn't there there's no way one woman [TS]

00:56:32 ◼ ► would say about another woman [TS]

00:56:33 ◼ ► oh you know there's more over to love [TS]

00:56:35 ◼ ► are you kidding me that that the [TS]

00:56:38 ◼ ► flamethrowers would come out and in the [TS]

00:56:40 ◼ ► case of the guys i mean at one guy right [TS]

00:56:43 ◼ ► so what's a personal ad for another guy [TS]

00:56:45 ◼ ► first one that would never happen but [TS]

00:56:47 ◼ ► but if you do it okay if he was forced [TS]

00:56:50 ◼ ► to it would be like yeah i mean he's [TS]

00:56:51 ◼ ► dude or whatever he's got I guess ok it [TS]

00:56:56 ◼ ► would be to be single single white male [TS]

00:56:59 ◼ ► fine whatever i guess i'm not gay single [TS]

00:57:02 ◼ ► dude once a chick if you know be cool [TS]

00:57:07 ◼ ► solid solid bro yeah don't be like w/w [TS]

00:57:11 ◼ ► bitch that's it I guess [TS]

00:57:14 ◼ ► hmm have a nice nice parts so you're [TS]

00:57:17 ◼ ► saying that this system is going to work [TS]

00:57:18 ◼ ► at the review board system we're going [TS]

00:57:20 ◼ ► to work you would have to have really [TS]

00:57:22 ◼ ► preferably impartial 3rd parties [TS]

00:57:24 ◼ ► what you need is a tribunal [TS]

00:57:27 ◼ ► what you need is a panel of six people [TS]

00:57:30 ◼ ► who like relax for everyone or commodity [TS]

00:57:33 ◼ ► type situation exactly so youyou you [TS]

00:57:35 ◼ ► submit your online profile you stand [TS]

00:57:38 ◼ ► accused of being single please be [TS]

00:57:39 ◼ ► patient with a research on you they look [TS]

00:57:42 ◼ ► at your facebook pictures yet little bit [TS]

00:57:43 ◼ ► of research i think a sitting position [TS]

00:57:45 ◼ ► they would have gone to town on that [TS]

00:57:47 ◼ ► shit take the firehouse there's millions [TS]

00:57:49 ◼ ► of people writing personal ads there's [TS]

00:57:50 ◼ ► only six people on the tribunal they [TS]

00:57:52 ◼ ► need to get through these pretty John [TS]

00:57:53 ◼ ► John you're a single person telling the [TS]

00:57:55 ◼ ► world that you're alone i think that is [TS]

00:57:57 ◼ ► worth having your house invaded by monks [TS]

00:57:58 ◼ ► if they're going to come in a very [TS]

00:58:01 ◼ ► thorough right and the thing is they're [TS]

00:58:02 ◼ ► probably not going to harm you unless [TS]

00:58:03 ◼ ► you got a comment but they're going to [TS]

00:58:05 ◼ ► go through all your stuff they're gonna [TS]

00:58:06 ◼ ► go through your past certainly yes [TS]

00:58:07 ◼ ► they're gonna they're gonna suck on your [TS]

00:58:09 ◼ ► Facebook page right and how many people [TS]

00:58:12 ◼ ► you think three or four is it all men [TS]

00:58:14 ◼ ► whose on the tribunal no no it has to be [TS]

00:58:16 ◼ ► it has to be men and women i think i [TS]

00:58:17 ◼ ► think again i hate to keep referencing [TS]

00:58:19 ◼ ► 4chan now but I think we should just I [TS]

00:58:22 ◼ ► think this is what 4chan is for people [TS]

00:58:25 ◼ ► have been asking what the hell is [TS]

00:58:26 ◼ ► fortunate for I think 4chan is the [TS]

00:58:28 ◼ ► tribunal that should be writing personal [TS]

00:58:30 ◼ ► ads for single people because those [TS]

00:58:32 ◼ ► people are merciless and they know how [TS]

00:58:34 ◼ ► to find your your pictures on flickr you [TS]

00:58:38 ◼ ► know what I mean like I don't care how [TS]

00:58:39 ◼ ► many levels of security you have on your [TS]

00:58:42 ◼ ► on your internet photos if you have [TS]

00:58:44 ◼ ► taken a photo and put it on the internet [TS]

00:58:46 ◼ ► anywhere fortune will find it [TS]

00:58:48 ◼ ► and they're behind seven proxies there [TS]

00:58:50 ◼ ► behind seven proxies they will find that [TS]

00:58:52 ◼ ► they will they will photoshop some semen [TS]

00:58:55 ◼ ► on your face [TS]

00:58:56 ◼ ► mhm and then they will write a personal [TS]

00:58:58 ◼ ► attributes are snapping it called a [TS]

00:59:00 ◼ ► seaman shop scene shop that's a nap is i [TS]

00:59:03 ◼ ► think it's a it's on the new iphone 5 [TS]

00:59:05 ◼ ► that's costly and very hard to update [TS]

00:59:06 ◼ ► 299 hmm demon shop but but but I swear [TS]

00:59:13 ◼ ► to you that would mean you're saying [TS]

00:59:15 ◼ ► you're saying that in addition to not [TS]

00:59:16 ◼ ► being afraid to give a very honest [TS]

00:59:18 ◼ ► opinion they they will come in and give [TS]

00:59:20 ◼ ► you an extremely honest opinion may be [TS]

00:59:23 ◼ ► honest to the point of being a little [TS]

00:59:25 ◼ ► bit made up but that's what you're [TS]

00:59:27 ◼ ► facing if you're going to be on [TS]

00:59:28 ◼ ► craigslist if you're gonna if you're [TS]

00:59:29 ◼ ► gonna be in a bay area garden next [TS]

00:59:31 ◼ ► garden next to a pot add a hand job at [TS]

00:59:33 ◼ ► that's your competition you need to have [TS]

00:59:35 ◼ ► something in there that's going to say [TS]

00:59:37 ◼ ► this has the seal of approval from the [TS]

00:59:38 ◼ ► monks we know that this is exactly how [TS]

00:59:41 ◼ ► fucked up you can expect this person to [TS]

00:59:42 ◼ ► be except the problem with that is that [TS]

00:59:45 ◼ ► all relationships are based on lies [TS]

00:59:47 ◼ ► why shouldn't they be based on lies from [TS]

00:59:49 ◼ ► the very GetGo we say that like it's a [TS]

00:59:51 ◼ ► bad thing John [TS]

00:59:52 ◼ ► but but but i think i think at least you [TS]

00:59:54 ◼ ► could do something now for example you [TS]

00:59:55 ◼ ► got the usepa people don't love the [TS]

00:59:57 ◼ ► usepa they say nikal is a known card [TS]

01:00:00 ◼ ► tension right so they put in a level of [TS]

01:00:02 ◼ ► safety of like a 10 x 400 x depending on [TS]

01:00:05 ◼ ► how dangerous they think it could be [TS]

01:00:06 ◼ ► based on the weight of evidence right [TS]

01:00:07 ◼ ► they say hey look we're probably being [TS]

01:00:09 ◼ ► safer than we need to be but we don't [TS]

01:00:12 ◼ ► want you pulling coins out of your [TS]

01:00:13 ◼ ► pocket and dying from cancer so we're [TS]

01:00:15 ◼ ► going to keep that in line I think [TS]

01:00:16 ◼ ► that's what we do here we have a margin [TS]

01:00:18 ◼ ► of error based on weight of evidence and [TS]

01:00:21 ◼ ► it's clear you may be way more fucking [TS]

01:00:22 ◼ ► bananas then we can even see from this [TS]

01:00:24 ◼ ► Tribunal we may add an order of [TS]

01:00:26 ◼ ► magnitude to that and I think that's [TS]

01:00:27 ◼ ► reflected in the ad [TS]

01:00:28 ◼ ► I think it's true i think it'll say so [TS]

01:00:30 ◼ ► right there maybe maybe it maybe there's [TS]

01:00:32 ◼ ► a little bad for your bat shit crazy or [TS]

01:00:34 ◼ ► something there's something there that [TS]

01:00:36 ◼ ► gives people a quick indication it's the [TS]

01:00:38 ◼ ► equivalent of I can you can see what i'm [TS]

01:00:39 ◼ ► doing right here but imagine me holding [TS]

01:00:41 ◼ ► my my love my love em holding my left [TS]

01:00:44 ◼ ► hand up vertically and we're making an [TS]

01:00:46 ◼ ► e6 while I point at my hand like the [TS]

01:00:48 ◼ ► other person can't see it [TS]

01:00:50 ◼ ► alright see ya thank you so much for [TS]

01:00:52 ◼ ► describing that I think it I think it [TS]

01:00:55 ◼ ► helped a lot of people including the [TS]

01:00:56 ◼ ► people who are placing the ads but [TS]

01:00:58 ◼ ► here's the here's the thing you show up [TS]

01:00:59 ◼ ► you show up for a date that from [TS]

01:01:02 ◼ ► somebody that you met on an Internet the [TS]

01:01:04 ◼ ► dating service and it turns out that [TS]

01:01:06 ◼ ► person is 75 pounds heavier than the [TS]

01:01:09 ◼ ► heaviest picture that they put on their [TS]

01:01:12 ◼ ► profile just in the party photographed [TS]

01:01:14 ◼ ► 1-75 extra pounds of face that they put [TS]

01:01:17 ◼ ► me put a picture of themselves from when [TS]

01:01:20 ◼ ► they were 15 and now they're 40 and they [TS]

01:01:23 ◼ ► and their 80 pounds have here [TS]

01:01:25 ◼ ► excuse me mrs. that Garrett type [TS]

01:01:27 ◼ ► happened and the thing is most of the [TS]

01:01:30 ◼ ► people showing up [TS]

01:01:32 ◼ ► uh on that date have also like they're [TS]

01:01:35 ◼ ► also fatter than that then the fans [TS]

01:01:36 ◼ ► picture on their profile and in some [TS]

01:01:38 ◼ ► cases the it only takes them a second to [TS]

01:01:43 ◼ ► readjust their filters so that they they [TS]

01:01:45 ◼ ► no longer the they you know they say [TS]

01:01:48 ◼ ► reevaluate so that all of a sudden maybe [TS]

01:01:51 ◼ ► they found their perfect mate [TS]

01:01:52 ◼ ► whereas if they had read the if they had [TS]

01:01:54 ◼ ► read the profile and the profile had [TS]

01:01:56 ◼ ► been ruthlessly true they never would [TS]

01:01:58 ◼ ► have made the trip because in their own [TS]

01:02:00 ◼ ► mind they're much better looking and [TS]

01:02:02 ◼ ► much smelter than then they actually are [TS]

01:02:05 ◼ ► now this is what I mean I don't think [TS]

01:02:08 ◼ ► i'm going to just add a great disagree [TS]

01:02:10 ◼ ► because i think you put in addition I do [TS]

01:02:12 ◼ ► not agree to disagree [TS]

01:02:13 ◼ ► ok that about well I never agree to [TS]

01:02:15 ◼ ► disagree neither do i I was there [TS]

01:02:17 ◼ ► disagree or I will agree but i will not [TS]

01:02:19 ◼ ► agree to disagree [TS]

01:02:21 ◼ ► think about the famous example though [TS]

01:02:22 ◼ ► right let's say let's say that you were [TS]

01:02:24 ◼ ► someone who could be loved just [TS]

01:02:27 ◼ ► hypothetically and somebody your family [TS]

01:02:29 ◼ ► says maybe uncle joe says hey I really [TS]

01:02:32 ◼ ► want you to meet Hortense you should [TS]

01:02:35 ◼ ► meet my friend Hortense then you go and [TS]

01:02:37 ◼ ► tell me a little more about Hortense [TS]

01:02:38 ◼ ► says she's very sweet she's got a great [TS]

01:02:40 ◼ ► personality good cook makes around close [TS]

01:02:42 ◼ ► right right i like her so far okay [TS]

01:02:45 ◼ ► because you like to eat [TS]

01:02:46 ◼ ► I do and you know somebody who makes [TS]

01:02:48 ◼ ► their own clothes that they're great to [TS]

01:02:50 ◼ ► have after the zombie apocalypse [TS]

01:02:53 ◼ ► that's a good point you know what I [TS]

01:02:55 ◼ ► gotta rethink this I'm just saying that [TS]

01:02:57 ◼ ► you're not gonna hear a lot of asterisks [TS]

01:02:58 ◼ ► and all that right [TS]

01:03:00 ◼ ► mm I'm just saying now with his name [TS]

01:03:04 ◼ ► uncle Rico or whatever his name is when [TS]

01:03:05 ◼ ► he presents that he might think he's [TS]

01:03:07 ◼ ► doing her a big favor [TS]

01:03:09 ◼ ► I think he's I think as they say he's [TS]

01:03:10 ◼ ► damn her with faint praise right he's [TS]

01:03:12 ◼ ► under selling her right [TS]

01:03:14 ◼ ► I think if he says it's a very heavy [TS]

01:03:15 ◼ ► girl who probably won't break up with [TS]

01:03:17 ◼ ► you you're going to think a little [TS]

01:03:18 ◼ ► harder but maybe saying yes plz but this [TS]

01:03:20 ◼ ► was this depends on how many times [TS]

01:03:22 ◼ ► you've had sex okay that should not be [TS]

01:03:25 ◼ ► right in there you think [TS]

01:03:26 ◼ ► well no you can't say that about [TS]

01:03:27 ◼ ► somebody else but about it if if you're [TS]

01:03:30 ◼ ► talking about me personally or talk [TS]

01:03:32 ◼ ► about a hypothetical guy like your [TS]

01:03:34 ◼ ► hypothetical American guy has had sex [TS]

01:03:37 ◼ ► with what the five different women other [TS]

01:03:42 ◼ ► people you mean five different people [TS]

01:03:44 ◼ ► other than himself [TS]

01:03:45 ◼ ► ok so you know here's he has had sex [TS]

01:03:50 ◼ ► with enough people that he has a sense [TS]

01:03:51 ◼ ► of what it out how it works and he's [TS]

01:03:55 ◼ ► seen five different naked bodies and [TS]

01:03:57 ◼ ► some bodies on the Internet has a [TS]

01:03:59 ◼ ► general picture of how this all goes [TS]

01:04:03 ◼ ► down [TS]

01:04:04 ◼ ► he could see himself in the seat of that [TS]

01:04:05 ◼ ► car exactly so here [TS]

01:04:07 ◼ ► here comes here comes to Hortense and [TS]

01:04:10 ◼ ► she's uh she's anywhere from you know [TS]

01:04:14 ◼ ► being a us very skinny girl to being a [TS]

01:04:18 ◼ ► large girl she's a she's anywhere from [TS]

01:04:20 ◼ ► being a pretty girl to being a [TS]

01:04:22 ◼ ► an interesting-looking person she [TS]

01:04:24 ◼ ► described herself as often she if she's [TS]

01:04:27 ◼ ► the Cece she's a smart girl she speaks a [TS]

01:04:29 ◼ ► little Yiddish time and and so a guy [TS]

01:04:34 ◼ ► sees himself and me and the a likes her [TS]

01:04:36 ◼ ► that she gets his jokes she makes her [TS]

01:04:38 ◼ ► own clothes and he thinks is this going [TS]

01:04:41 ◼ ► to be good at this sex that we're gonna [TS]

01:04:44 ◼ ► have is going to be good and he has that [TS]

01:04:46 ◼ ► he only had sort of a general sense [TS]

01:04:48 ◼ ► impression about what that is even what [TS]

01:04:49 ◼ ► that was even asking himself is this [TS]

01:04:51 ◼ ► going to be good i don't know has even [TS]

01:04:53 ◼ ► as even had good sex before maybe this [TS]

01:04:55 ◼ ► is the best sex of his life he can trust [TS]

01:04:58 ◼ ► that would say duff mckagan right i mean [TS]

01:05:01 ◼ ► tough Kagan's had sex with a lot of [TS]

01:05:03 ◼ ► girls and it's it's the the standard of [TS]

01:05:06 ◼ ► a of what he's you know he's not he's [TS]

01:05:09 ◼ ► probably mean he ducked married so [TS]

01:05:11 ◼ ► that's a bad example but you use a use [TS]

01:05:15 ◼ ► somebody who's who's had a lot of sex in [TS]

01:05:17 ◼ ► there there there there trying to get a [TS]

01:05:19 ◼ ► different they're there they're looking [TS]

01:05:21 ◼ ► for a pheromonal connection [TS]

01:05:24 ◼ ► they're probably not even seen the the [TS]

01:05:26 ◼ ► body type you know what I mean like I [TS]

01:05:29 ◼ ► think ideally would be like that [TS]

01:05:31 ◼ ► fascination with somebody for somebody [TS]

01:05:33 ◼ ► having a perfect body is a is just a way [TS]

01:05:35 ◼ ► station on the way down the road you [TS]

01:05:38 ◼ ► know the only pretty immature people [TS]

01:05:41 ◼ ► focus on perfect bodies so you're saying [TS]

01:05:43 ◼ ► something like like a definite kick and [TS]

01:05:45 ◼ ► I want a circle back to him because I [TS]

01:05:47 ◼ ► understand he's an investor now but I [TS]

01:05:49 ◼ ► you you're saying something like a [TS]

01:05:51 ◼ ► definite Kagan he's going to go into the [TS]

01:05:53 ◼ ► bakery and he's gonna say give me a bear [TS]

01:05:55 ◼ ► claw and they're gonna give a better [TS]

01:05:57 ◼ ► client is going to say thanks he's not [TS]

01:05:59 ◼ ► going to sit there and spent five years [TS]

01:06:00 ◼ ► wondering if that's the right bear claw [TS]

01:06:02 ◼ ► for him he understands a bear claws of [TS]

01:06:03 ◼ ► their cloth right well does diamond [TS]

01:06:06 ◼ ► dolphin dolphin kick in it [TS]

01:06:08 ◼ ► well here's what's going to happen does [TS]

01:06:10 ◼ ► not going to say I haven't seen every [TS]

01:06:14 ◼ ► kind of female body I he's not going to [TS]

01:06:17 ◼ ► marry somebody and say oh what if I [TS]

01:06:20 ◼ ► should have been with a brunette [TS]

01:06:22 ◼ ► you know what I mean like em he he knows [TS]

01:06:25 ◼ ► he knows you know what I'm saying [TS]

01:06:29 ◼ ► huh whereas somebody who's never even [TS]

01:06:32 ◼ ► been with a brunette girl might spend [TS]

01:06:34 ◼ ► the rest of their life thinking oh maybe [TS]

01:06:36 ◼ ► a brunette girl was the girl for me [TS]

01:06:38 ◼ ► oh and this is where you get in my [TS]

01:06:41 ◼ ► wheelhouse here its experience and [TS]

01:06:43 ◼ ► expertise you go around enough you know [TS]

01:06:45 ◼ ► what kind of problems to solve [TS]

01:06:47 ◼ ► you're not getting fixated on these [TS]

01:06:49 ◼ ► fakie barriers you're sitting there [TS]

01:06:50 ◼ ► going I wonder if she'll have satin [TS]

01:06:51 ◼ ► sheets and saying instead of saying I [TS]

01:06:53 ◼ ► wonder if they'll fit through her door [TS]

01:06:54 ◼ ► right no yeah you know maybe not maybe I [TS]

01:06:59 ◼ ► think you've done enough right you like [TS]

01:07:01 ◼ ► it or not you you got in there [TS]

01:07:03 ◼ ► you've been in there and you know that [TS]

01:07:04 ◼ ► those are all implementation details [TS]

01:07:06 ◼ ► implementation details are precisely who [TS]

01:07:09 ◼ ► say for instance i mean the the some of [TS]

01:07:12 ◼ ► the best the best female friends let's [TS]

01:07:16 ◼ ► say the best female companions it in my [TS]

01:07:19 ◼ ► life have ever been across a a a [TS]

01:07:24 ◼ ► spectrum of body types and looks you [TS]

01:07:28 ◼ ► know you wouldn't you wouldn't look at [TS]

01:07:29 ◼ ► them and say that they all look the same [TS]

01:07:32 ◼ ► or that they were all equally endowed or [TS]

01:07:36 ◼ ► equally pretty but but they have the the [TS]

01:07:42 ◼ ► good ones really have differentiated [TS]

01:07:44 ◼ ► themselves from the from the other ones [TS]

01:07:46 ◼ ► and you're sticking with deceit you [TS]

01:07:48 ◼ ► stick your story that you've had a lot [TS]

01:07:49 ◼ ► of these so-called friends [TS]

01:07:51 ◼ ► no not a lot you know what i mean but I [TS]

01:07:55 ◼ ► mean about my old man [TS]

01:07:58 ◼ ► mhm and I'm a veteran of a thousand [TS]

01:08:02 ◼ ► psychic wars [TS]

01:08:03 ◼ ► mm-hmm i spent a lot of time in love [TS]

01:08:06 ◼ ► with lesbians [TS]

01:08:07 ◼ ► I mean yeah I'm not again I'm not new [TS]

01:08:10 ◼ ► you think ever drove any of them to the [TS]

01:08:14 ◼ ► other other bench [TS]

01:08:18 ◼ ► no no no I don't think that's a thing [TS]

01:08:21 ◼ ► mmm I don't think i have a friend that [TS]

01:08:22 ◼ ► did that a couple times but who knows [TS]

01:08:24 ◼ ► maybe he's had bad luck you know right [TS]

01:08:26 ◼ ► there they were headed there you [TS]

01:08:28 ◼ ► probably had somebody to be gay really [TS]

01:08:30 ◼ ► know unless they were already already [TS]

01:08:34 ◼ ► kicking the tires but if they were [TS]

01:08:36 ◼ ► already kicking the tires that you [TS]

01:08:37 ◼ ► didn't it's not like you pushed him over [TS]

01:08:38 ◼ ► the edge I don't think [TS]

01:08:41 ◼ ► adding maybe maybe you could be may be [TS]

01:08:44 ◼ ► could be in a relationship just like you [TS]

01:08:46 ◼ ► know this is not only is this not [TS]

01:08:49 ◼ ► working out really i don't even like [TS]

01:08:51 ◼ ► your parts i don't want to see your [TS]

01:08:56 ◼ ► parts on anybody else I don't want to [TS]

01:08:58 ◼ ► see anybody with your parts [TS]

01:09:00 ◼ ► mm I don't see that happening when parts [TS]

01:09:03 ◼ ► or parts [TS]

01:09:04 ◼ ► hmm yeah you feel that way about guitars [TS]

01:09:07 ◼ ► after a while I do I again I think it's [TS]

01:09:11 ◼ ► a thing it's a maturity thing when [TS]

01:09:13 ◼ ► you're a young person you play whatever [TS]

01:09:15 ◼ ► guitar you can get and a certain point [TS]

01:09:17 ◼ ► you spend a lot of time talking about [TS]

01:09:19 ◼ ► guitars and oh you only will play this [TS]

01:09:22 ◼ ► kind of guitar [TS]

01:09:23 ◼ ► oh it's only this guitar on that guitar [TS]

01:09:25 ◼ ► in this guitar and then a certain point [TS]

01:09:28 ◼ ► when you've been playing guitar for a [TS]

01:09:29 ◼ ► long time you just somebody hands you [TS]

01:09:31 ◼ ► guitar you play the guitar you hehe yeah [TS]

01:09:34 ◼ ► I reach for whatever guitar is closest [TS]

01:09:35 ◼ ► to me and if I'm if I am showing up to a [TS]

01:09:38 ◼ ► gig and somebody says oh I've got a [TS]

01:09:40 ◼ ► guitar you can use an amp you can use I [TS]

01:09:44 ◼ ► don't really even ask that many [TS]

01:09:45 ◼ ► questions about what is going to be [TS]

01:09:47 ◼ ► there I'm like okay I assume that the [TS]

01:09:49 ◼ ► guitar and the amp are going to be [TS]

01:09:51 ◼ ► within the range that I can make it work [TS]

01:09:53 ◼ ► and I don't you know the the years and [TS]

01:09:56 ◼ ► years i said i spent sitting on a chair [TS]

01:09:57 ◼ ► discourse about her about the difference [TS]

01:10:01 ◼ ► between a 55 Telecaster and 56 [TS]

01:10:04 ◼ ► telecaster like I could give a care now [TS]

01:10:08 ◼ ► I don't most of that most of that [TS]

01:10:10 ◼ ► knowledge most of that guitar knowledge [TS]

01:10:12 ◼ ► has sort of just drained out my ear [TS]

01:10:14 ◼ ► because I don't that isn't the [TS]

01:10:17 ◼ ► profession that I decided to pursue mhm [TS]

01:10:19 ◼ ► the guy who sits on a chair and [TS]

01:10:21 ◼ ► appraises your guitar and and I spent [TS]

01:10:26 ◼ ► all I spent so many years working in [TS]

01:10:28 ◼ ► guitar stores where a guy would come in [TS]

01:10:30 ◼ ► and say yeah you know I bought this 56 [TS]

01:10:33 ◼ ► strap but it's really not the tone [TS]

01:10:35 ◼ ► I've been playing it for about six [TS]

01:10:36 ◼ ► months showing up at own i'm looking for [TS]

01:10:38 ◼ ► and I think I want to trade it for a 55 [TS]

01:10:40 ◼ ► les paul goldtop and both of these [TS]

01:10:44 ◼ ► guitars even then were [TS]

01:10:46 ◼ ► twenty-five-thousand-dollar 30,000 our [TS]

01:10:49 ◼ ► guitars this is you know 15 years ago [TS]

01:10:51 ◼ ► now they're been off the charts with [TS]

01:10:54 ◼ ► these guitars cons but at the time they [TS]

01:10:55 ◼ ► were still expensive and i'm looking at [TS]

01:10:57 ◼ ► this guy like wow you got a 56 strat and [TS]

01:11:02 ◼ ► it didn't have the tone you were looking [TS]

01:11:03 ◼ ► for right you must be a guitar wizard [TS]

01:11:08 ◼ ► you must be a scientist of guitar sound [TS]

01:11:10 ◼ ► like a little read Zappa level of picky [TS]

01:11:13 ◼ ► absolutely like it like totally as Abba [TS]

01:11:16 ◼ ► right somebody that's just like I can't [TS]

01:11:18 ◼ ► get that this guitar has a notch at 14 [TS]

01:11:21 ◼ ► Hertz or whatever and I just and I can't [TS]

01:11:24 ◼ ► even bear to hear it and so I would take [TS]

01:11:26 ◼ ► this stratocaster out of his hands [TS]

01:11:28 ◼ ► perfect strategy a tweet case and it go [TS]

01:11:31 ◼ ► get this gold top out of the case and [TS]

01:11:33 ◼ ► handed to him any plug into an ambien [TS]

01:11:36 ◼ ► and it he who would seriously these guys [TS]

01:11:39 ◼ ► would play smoke on the water you know [TS]

01:11:41 ◼ ► and they even made play smoke on the [TS]

01:11:43 ◼ ► water without any so like okay and err [TS]

01:11:46 ◼ ► err err err sounds good man that's [TS]

01:11:57 ◼ ► awesome that's the one for me and they [TS]

01:11:59 ◼ ► would trade this you know they trade [TS]

01:12:00 ◼ ► this guitar in for the other guitar they [TS]

01:12:02 ◼ ► put an extra five grand on the table or [TS]

01:12:04 ◼ ► something like that and out they go [TS]

01:12:05 ◼ ► happy as can be with this guitar that [TS]

01:12:07 ◼ ► has the tone they're looking for and I [TS]

01:12:10 ◼ ► swear to you I it it burned out the the [TS]

01:12:16 ◼ ► part of my brain that believed that tone [TS]

01:12:19 ◼ ► was even a thing like it burn it burn [TS]

01:12:22 ◼ ► that out of me when I was like you know [TS]

01:12:24 ◼ ► screw you [TS]

01:12:26 ◼ ► good Kurt Cobain play univox above $75 [TS]

01:12:30 ◼ ► univox through a boss ds-1 and that is [TS]

01:12:34 ◼ ► like I can't think of anybody who would [TS]

01:12:37 ◼ ► play through that stuff it's so shitty [TS]

01:12:40 ◼ ► and yet [TS]

01:12:42 ◼ ► he's like going out guitar tone so I I [TS]

01:12:46 ◼ ► stopped caring and right now i would get [TS]

01:12:48 ◼ ► if there's anybody listen to this that [TS]

01:12:49 ◼ ► wants to send me a frequent our home [TS]

01:12:51 ◼ ► plate up later at my next show I swear [TS]

01:12:53 ◼ ► to you that's why they're like women [TS]

01:12:55 ◼ ► exactly it right exactly analogous to my [TS]

01:13:01 ◼ ► relationships with women you play enough [TS]

01:13:03 ◼ ► yet good at the basics the fundamentals [TS]

01:13:05 ◼ ► you practice a lot then you start really [TS]

01:13:08 ◼ ► caring what they look like and what [TS]

01:13:09 ◼ ► their pedigrees and then and then after [TS]

01:13:12 ◼ ► a while any one will do if there's if [TS]

01:13:15 ◼ ► there's somebody listening to this [TS]

01:13:16 ◼ ► podcast who wants to thank you send you [TS]

01:13:19 ◼ ► a woman who is a woman or wants to send [TS]

01:13:21 ◼ ► a woman that's great i will player at my [TS]

01:13:24 ◼ ► next show [TS]

01:13:25 ◼ ► but you do have to be up early in the [TS]

01:13:26 ◼ ► morning so you promised me that he [TS]

01:13:29 ◼ ► should probably go huh well gotta you [TS]

01:13:36 ◼ ► know I've got a kind of a compound now [TS]

01:13:38 ◼ ► so haha make it scream all you want [TS]

01:13:41 ◼ ► we're much more I can hear there's a guy [TS]

01:13:44 ◼ ► i have a there's a whole area where the [TS]

01:13:47 ◼ ► single women can live out by the barn [TS]

01:13:50 ◼ ► that McCain's an investor now don't you [TS]

01:13:54 ◼ ► know I've gotta know Duff yeah you [TS]

01:13:56 ◼ ► talked about him you're you're like [TS]

01:13:58 ◼ ► girls with him well you know it turns [TS]

01:13:59 ◼ ► out were related [TS]

01:14:01 ◼ ► I had to I had to refer to him in this [TS]

01:14:03 ◼ ► podcast in a way that he would that in [TS]

01:14:05 ◼ ► any way he would take a as a [TS]

01:14:08 ◼ ► disparagement because I think he's an [TS]

01:14:10 ◼ ► amazing guy and I only reference him [TS]

01:14:12 ◼ ► because I feel like he has known a lot [TS]

01:14:15 ◼ ► of women and now is happily married so [TS]

01:14:17 ◼ ► in that sense that Duff Beer on the [TS]

01:14:20 ◼ ► simpsons is named after him i just [TS]

01:14:21 ◼ ► learned is that right hmmm but he's a [TS]

01:14:25 ◼ ► he's a longtime Seattle guy and it turns [TS]

01:14:27 ◼ ► out the were cousins [TS]

01:14:28 ◼ ► we just found this out the other day did [TS]

01:14:30 ◼ ► I tell the story already know we're at a [TS]

01:14:32 ◼ ► slayer concert and backstage the Slayer [TS]

01:14:36 ◼ ► concert and they were standing around [TS]

01:14:37 ◼ ► here no you know what you're not you're [TS]

01:14:39 ◼ ► actually your generations of property [TS]

01:14:42 ◼ ► Robert Evans up like a slash rustler [TS]

01:14:47 ◼ ► show and and this kid is stand there and [TS]

01:14:50 ◼ ► he's like are you John Roderick and I [TS]

01:14:51 ◼ ► said yeah and he said oh I'm I'm [TS]

01:14:53 ◼ ► I'm like your step nephew or something [TS]

01:14:56 ◼ ► like that and I said really he said yeah [TS]

01:14:59 ◼ ► my mom is married to the brother of the [TS]

01:15:02 ◼ ► sister of your brother and sister of [TS]

01:15:05 ◼ ► your brother's life and Duff is standing [TS]

01:15:09 ◼ ► there and he turns out he goes what and [TS]

01:15:11 ◼ ► and it turns out the kid is Duff's [TS]

01:15:13 ◼ ► nephew I'm tough says we're related [TS]

01:15:17 ◼ ► and I said I guess we are related we [TS]

01:15:20 ◼ ► stood there and worked it out where like [TS]

01:15:21 ◼ ► cousins uncles of this kid and yeah so [TS]

01:15:28 ◼ ► now we're now the bond is it that much [TS]

01:15:30 ◼ ► stronger [TS]

01:15:31 ◼ ► this is a an excerpt from an article [TS]

01:15:34 ◼ ► last week in bloomberg businessweek in [TS]

01:15:38 ◼ ► his autobiography it's so easy and other [TS]

01:15:40 ◼ ► lies which is coming out very soon [TS]

01:15:42 ◼ ► mckagan 47 explains how he stopped his [TS]

01:15:45 ◼ ► gallon of vodka a day habit by switching [TS]

01:15:47 ◼ ► to 10 bottles of wine how we drank his [TS]

01:15:49 ◼ ► own vomit because it had alcohol in it [TS]

01:15:50 ◼ ► how he used cocaine just so he could [TS]

01:15:52 ◼ ► drink more [TS]

01:15:53 ◼ ► how you drank so much beer at one point [TS]

01:15:55 ◼ ► that guns and roses lead singer Axl Rose [TS]

01:15:57 ◼ ► introduced him as the king of beers and [TS]

01:15:59 ◼ ► appreciate the simpsons ass-kickin the [TS]

01:16:01 ◼ ► show's beer after him how his pancreas [TS]

01:16:03 ◼ ► basically exploded causing third-degree [TS]

01:16:05 ◼ ► burns on his other internal organs and [TS]

01:16:08 ◼ ► then goes on to say that he actually is [TS]

01:16:09 ◼ ► one of the very few people in the entire [TS]

01:16:11 ◼ ► music industry that was not ripped off [TS]

01:16:12 ◼ ► by somebody and how invested it really [TS]

01:16:14 ◼ ► well it's something very interesting [TS]

01:16:15 ◼ ► book [TS]

01:16:16 ◼ ► well the thing that you don't realize [TS]

01:16:18 ◼ ► about duff mckagan because you look at [TS]

01:16:19 ◼ ► those original definite Kagan wasn't [TS]

01:16:21 ◼ ► guns and roses we should mention yeah [TS]

01:16:22 ◼ ► you look at those pictures of guns and [TS]

01:16:23 ◼ ► roses and even the earliest pictures of [TS]

01:16:26 ◼ ► guns and roses Duff already looks like [TS]

01:16:29 ◼ ► he's really really wasted even in the [TS]

01:16:32 ◼ ► first promo photos really he's already [TS]

01:16:34 ◼ ► living the life way way before everybody [TS]

01:16:37 ◼ ► else is like dying of overdoses are [TS]

01:16:40 ◼ ► having strokes or whatever and and [TS]

01:16:42 ◼ ► nobody in Guns N Roses died of an [TS]

01:16:43 ◼ ► overdose but there's a lot of there's a [TS]

01:16:45 ◼ ► lot of drugs but stuff is really hitting [TS]

01:16:47 ◼ ► it hard from the style yeah but he also [TS]

01:16:50 ◼ ► was one of the main songwriters like he [TS]

01:16:54 ◼ ► wrote the sweet child of mine and stuff [TS]

01:16:57 ◼ ► like that he's getting that he's got a [TS]

01:16:58 ◼ ► credit on that he's the bass player but [TS]

01:17:01 ◼ ► he was writing tune [TS]

01:17:03 ◼ ► and that's the key to success in rock [TS]

01:17:05 ◼ ► absolutely you're writing some tunes and [TS]

01:17:08 ◼ ► he's writing some he was writing some [TS]

01:17:10 ◼ ► solid gold guns and roses material [TS]

01:17:13 ◼ ► no doubt about it so you know he's a [TS]

01:17:17 ◼ ► he's a triple threat [TS]

01:17:19 ◼ ► so he says he's a good-looking guy well [TS]

01:17:22 ◼ ► and right now [TS]

01:17:23 ◼ ► pancreas have exploded or no he is a [TS]

01:17:27 ◼ ► reason he's in the shape of his life [TS]

01:17:30 ◼ ► yeah it's all here in the book wow look [TS]

01:17:31 ◼ ► at him that's amazing [TS]

01:17:33 ◼ ► you don't mean like look if your [TS]

01:17:35 ◼ ► pancreas explodes yeah that's not we're [TS]

01:17:37 ◼ ► not kidding around right i mean that's a [TS]

01:17:39 ◼ ► serious thing you're gonna have to get [TS]

01:17:41 ◼ ► your guys back up back up back up back [TS]

01:17:42 ◼ ► your workload at that point you're gonna [TS]

01:17:45 ◼ ► have to you have to do something you [TS]

01:17:46 ◼ ► have to make some kind of lifestyle [TS]

01:17:48 ◼ ► change even if it's just that you get a [TS]

01:17:50 ◼ ► mechanical pancreas [TS]

01:17:52 ◼ ► can you do that the problem of the [TS]

01:17:54 ◼ ► mechanical pancreas particularly for [TS]

01:17:56 ◼ ► recording artist as you get the [TS]

01:17:57 ◼ ► microphones pick it up to make the kind [TS]

01:17:59 ◼ ► of like I like a 5k buzz it so there's a [TS]

01:18:03 ◼ ► little bit of you know 40 cycle hum so [TS]

01:18:08 ◼ ► you don't want to mechanical pancreas if [TS]

01:18:09 ◼ ► you're going to do a lot of studio work [TS]

01:18:11 ◼ ► get isolated you have to isolate you [TS]

01:18:13 ◼ ► have the pancreas isolation booth [TS]

01:18:16 ◼ ► standard standard a booth where the is [TS]

01:18:19 ◼ ► there a box from your nipples to your [TS]

01:18:21 ◼ ► knees but but he has you know talk about [TS]

01:18:28 ◼ ► a survivor [TS]

01:18:29 ◼ ► yeah and yeah and the thing about deaf [TS]

01:18:30 ◼ ► ears the other thing I mean youyou think [TS]

01:18:32 ◼ ► about these big rock guys like Vince [TS]

01:18:34 ◼ ► Neil you don't get the sense that Vince [TS]

01:18:36 ◼ ► meal can do and can do very complicated [TS]

01:18:41 ◼ ► arithmetic right i mean sure like 14 [TS]

01:18:46 ◼ ► plus 11 sure I bet Vince Neil could [TS]

01:18:49 ◼ ► handle that I think he hit to figure out [TS]

01:18:51 ◼ ► a tip like a hundred and seventy-four + [TS]

01:18:53 ◼ ► 250 I think Vince Neil would he'd be [TS]

01:18:58 ◼ ► struggling but stuff does the smart guy [TS]

01:19:02 ◼ ► he's articulate he's a you know he's a [TS]

01:19:05 ◼ ► writer I'm a tremendous respect for him [TS]

01:19:07 ◼ ► I bet he didn't do good in school hey [TS]

01:19:09 ◼ ► you have [TS]

01:19:09 ◼ ► at factoid he was a drunk he was one of [TS]

01:19:12 ◼ ► the drivers for the fastbacks that's [TS]

01:19:13 ◼ ► right the first drummer from get out of [TS]

01:19:15 ◼ ► here I've ever seen that infographic [TS]

01:19:16 ◼ ► that table they've got no setup to be on [TS]

01:19:19 ◼ ► our own robot they've got a whole page [TS]

01:19:22 ◼ ► of people who was the drummer in the [TS]

01:19:24 ◼ ► fastbacks when I'm sure it's very [TS]

01:19:26 ◼ ► complicated at least two of those [TS]

01:19:29 ◼ ► drummers have played in the long winters [TS]

01:19:31 ◼ ► rusty now what's the guy's name [TS]

01:19:34 ◼ ► well we've had so Jason Finn was in the [TS]

01:19:37 ◼ ► fastback see the one with the floppy [TS]

01:19:38 ◼ ► symbols [TS]

01:19:40 ◼ ► still there's help video who is that no [TS]

01:19:42 ◼ ► I think that's probably what Mike [TS]

01:19:44 ◼ ► Musburger I got this transfer and also [TS]

01:19:47 ◼ ► played along where most burger playing [TS]

01:19:49 ◼ ► the fastbacks for a long time [TS]

01:19:50 ◼ ► Musburger and Finn you know they have a [TS]

01:19:52 ◼ ► they have a long-standing rivalry really [TS]

01:19:55 ◼ ► and because they're being go to Seattle [TS]

01:19:58 ◼ ► drummers have known each other for years [TS]

01:20:00 ◼ ► and and the time that they were both in [TS]

01:20:04 ◼ ► the fastbacks is it you know that's [TS]

01:20:06 ◼ ► where their rivalry really really [TS]

01:20:09 ◼ ► reached its its Apogee because they're [TS]

01:20:13 ◼ ► always like I said York dick Sargent [TS]

01:20:16 ◼ ► type situation exactly who's the better [TS]

01:20:18 ◼ ► who's the better man on the throne I [TS]

01:20:22 ◼ ► have to reserve judgment you i would say [TS]

01:20:24 ◼ ► it's a small town [TS]

01:20:25 ◼ ► yeah i mean that the answer is clear but [TS]

01:20:27 ◼ ► i have to have to recuse myself Pixar's [TS]

01:20:33 ◼ ► noqday shares getting my ass kicked [TS]

01:20:38 ◼ ► ya welcome back to guitars and amps [TS]

01:20:39 ◼ ► there's a lot to talk about [TS]

01:20:42 ◼ ► I'm sitting in a room right now full of [TS]

01:20:44 ◼ ► guitars names have a guitar right here [TS]

01:20:46 ◼ ► the big that the gibson company just [TS]

01:20:48 ◼ ► gave me a couple weeks ago [TS]

01:20:50 ◼ ► they're going out of business aren't [TS]

01:20:51 ◼ ► they who said that [TS]

01:20:53 ◼ ► heard they're an awful shape that's open [TS]

01:20:56 ◼ ► to know what is that as a drop d [TS]

01:20:59 ◼ ► no this is a [TS]

01:21:01 ◼ ► [Music] [TS]

01:21:02 ◼ ► this is open see you tune down to an [TS]

01:21:06 ◼ ► open sea [TS]

01:21:09 ◼ ► yeah what are you into my god [TS]

01:21:22 ◼ ► oh that's a nice harmonic yeah that's a [TS]

01:21:28 ◼ ► great cord i mean it's it's not a great [TS]

01:21:30 ◼ ► acoustic guitar tuning because it's it's [TS]

01:21:35 ◼ ► pretty low [TS]

01:21:35 ◼ ► the strings are pretty sloppy but it's a [TS]

01:21:38 ◼ ► break from recording you got me sold on [TS]

01:21:42 ◼ ► my favorite [TS]

01:21:43 ◼ ► well my third favorite guitar chord my [TS]

01:21:47 ◼ ► favorite guitar chord as you know is a [TS]

01:21:49 ◼ ► a.d with a netted a sharp [TS]

01:21:52 ◼ ► yeah you like that 1i know and you know [TS]

01:21:58 ◼ ► I i always like to cheat you know come [TS]

01:21:59 ◼ ► to city guy you you're just you got me [TS]

01:22:02 ◼ ► into this is the sea with the added [TS]

01:22:05 ◼ ► loach e right so that's the magic they [TS]

01:22:08 ◼ ► start out you got a regular old you do [TS]

01:22:10 ◼ ► this [TS]

01:22:11 ◼ ► that's magic you do that too much effect [TS]

01:22:14 ◼ ► all that yet but the g down there it [TS]

01:22:16 ◼ ► said on huh [TS]

01:22:19 ◼ ► and it'll be a breeze do that on that [TS]

01:22:20 ◼ ► song yeah yeah that that the g on the on [TS]

01:22:25 ◼ ► the top of the seeds a changes [TS]

01:22:27 ◼ ► everything you know what kids if you're [TS]

01:22:29 ◼ ► picking up guitar play everything in the [TS]

01:22:31 ◼ ► key of G and then and then use that C [TS]

01:22:33 ◼ ► and then when you do the g I think you [TS]

01:22:35 ◼ ► add the little extra d on the B string [TS]

01:22:37 ◼ ► ok i do dad yep that's a bit bulky thing [TS]

01:22:41 ◼ ► yeah that's the thing too that if you [TS]

01:22:42 ◼ ► wanted really chime the just just get it [TS]

01:22:45 ◼ ► really chime in if you have a [TS]

01:22:46 ◼ ► Rickenbacker or want to sound like a [TS]

01:22:48 ◼ ► burger Barker add that little D on the B [TS]

01:22:52 ◼ ► include reckon backers in your it [TS]

01:22:54 ◼ ► doesn't really matter about guitars [TS]

01:22:55 ◼ ► argument well see here's the thing i [TS]

01:22:57 ◼ ► have this rickenbacker for years it was [TS]

01:23:00 ◼ ► my sound and it truly what it does it [TS]

01:23:02 ◼ ► did have a very unique sound and no i [TS]

01:23:06 ◼ ► couldn't find another guitar to [TS]

01:23:07 ◼ ► duplicate this sound and the guitar you [TS]

01:23:10 ◼ ► know this is a 67 rickenbacker had been [TS]

01:23:13 ◼ ► broken and glued together a half a dozen [TS]

01:23:15 ◼ ► times it had Gibbs and pickups and it's [TS]

01:23:18 ◼ ► at that the 330 what is it [TS]

01:23:20 ◼ ► it was a 360 360 sorry and you know get [TS]

01:23:25 ◼ ► what you you couldn't you couldn't build [TS]

01:23:27 ◼ ► this guitar [TS]

01:23:28 ◼ ► it was a unique unique item [TS]

01:23:32 ◼ ► and a certain point I just couldn't take [TS]

01:23:34 ◼ ► it on the road anymore I was it was it [TS]

01:23:36 ◼ ► was too it was too important to me and I [TS]

01:23:41 ◼ ► had to go about finding how to make that [TS]

01:23:43 ◼ ► tone how to approximate that tone with [TS]

01:23:48 ◼ ► other guitars I when I finally started [TS]

01:23:51 ◼ ► approximating the tone then I realized [TS]

01:23:54 ◼ ► oh you can you can make guitars sound [TS]

01:23:56 ◼ ► you can make them sound pretty good [TS]

01:24:00 ◼ ► they don't have to be great guitars you [TS]

01:24:02 ◼ ► can make them sound pretty good i mean [TS]

01:24:04 ◼ ► the we're talking about the top four [TS]

01:24:07 ◼ ► percent of the tone but the but [TS]

01:24:11 ◼ ► ninety-six percent of the tone you can [TS]

01:24:13 ◼ ► get it there [TS]

01:24:14 ◼ ► you know you get an amp you get up you [TS]

01:24:17 ◼ ► mess with the knobs mess with the knobs [TS]

01:24:20 ◼ ► on the guitar you can get there [TS]

01:24:22 ◼ ► yeah yeah i mean like you're playing [TS]

01:24:23 ◼ ► like you but one he played in these [TS]

01:24:25 ◼ ► places with all this it was smoke and [TS]

01:24:27 ◼ ► weird humidity and the sound guys coked [TS]

01:24:30 ◼ ► up and it just seems like there's so [TS]

01:24:31 ◼ ► many factors you know what the biggest [TS]

01:24:34 ◼ ► factor of all is that whatever your [TS]

01:24:36 ◼ ► guitar tone is ultimately the sound guys [TS]

01:24:39 ◼ ► going to put another beer soaked sm57 in [TS]

01:24:42 ◼ ► front of your hand and he's gonna run [TS]

01:24:45 ◼ ► that sm57 through a mackie 16-channel [TS]

01:24:49 ◼ ► bored through a couple of 300 watt power [TS]

01:24:54 ◼ ► amps that he bought off craigslist [TS]

01:24:55 ◼ ► sweeten it up a little bit of slap back [TS]

01:24:58 ◼ ► she's gonna put it he's going to put a [TS]

01:25:00 ◼ ► little lexicon slap back on it and he's [TS]

01:25:02 ◼ ► gonna run it out into his Yamaha PA and [TS]

01:25:07 ◼ ► whatever do you mean you could be [TS]

01:25:09 ◼ ► playing through a [TS]

01:25:10 ◼ ► two-hundred-thousand-dollar guitar rig [TS]

01:25:12 ◼ ► but except for the five guys that are [TS]

01:25:15 ◼ ► standing right in front of your am [TS]

01:25:17 ◼ ► everybody else is hearing it through a [TS]

01:25:19 ◼ ► through such a fucked up signal chain [TS]

01:25:22 ◼ ► that I you know believe me if you if you [TS]

01:25:25 ◼ ► were playing a pv if you're planning [TS]

01:25:27 ◼ ► your playing a pv guitar through a pv [TS]

01:25:29 ◼ ► bandit with the with the chorus button [TS]

01:25:32 ◼ ► pushed in but it wouldn't sound any [TS]

01:25:33 ◼ ► better what an advantage it [TS]

01:25:36 ◼ ► No [TS]

01:25:37 ◼ ► my friend Mike just had a guy custom [TS]

01:25:44 ◼ ► make him a gold top Flying V but a [TS]

01:25:48 ◼ ► fretless flying well it's the girls just [TS]

01:25:50 ◼ ► pearl jam boy [TS]

01:25:52 ◼ ► no no okay mica mica is he's just a he's [TS]

01:25:56 ◼ ► just a ding-dong Seattle ding-dong [TS]

01:25:58 ◼ ► but he's got this he actually used to be [TS]

01:26:01 ◼ ► in the long winters 20 that my Squires [TS]

01:26:04 ◼ ► all sure fretless Flying V and I look at [TS]

01:26:08 ◼ ► my go up front was wanting to be what [TS]

01:26:11 ◼ ► the hell're friendless six-string guitar [TS]

01:26:13 ◼ ► the hell are you gonna do with that [TS]

01:26:15 ◼ ► means like what do you mean what am I [TS]

01:26:16 ◼ ► gonna do that it's the coolest thing [TS]

01:26:18 ◼ ► ever and it's it's just a kind of [TS]

01:26:21 ◼ ► insanity is restless kind of the [TS]

01:26:23 ◼ ► opposite of scallops you think I mean I [TS]

01:26:27 ◼ ► got you have amazing internation for [TS]

01:26:29 ◼ ► this is the opposite of good [TS]

01:26:31 ◼ ► that's true like it in a perfect world [TS]

01:26:34 ◼ ► you would I mean there are guys who can [TS]

01:26:37 ◼ ► play the frontlines guitar and it sounds [TS]

01:26:38 ◼ ► like I've never I'm sorry John I've [TS]

01:26:40 ◼ ► never heard of a fretless guitar ads you [TS]

01:26:42 ◼ ► know you can play a front any instrument [TS]

01:26:44 ◼ ► can be friendless by trumping if you [TS]

01:26:46 ◼ ► have incredible intonation your [TS]

01:26:48 ◼ ► intonation it would have to be [TS]

01:26:49 ◼ ► completely out of control [TS]

01:26:51 ◼ ► hi how are you going to play a you can [TS]

01:26:52 ◼ ► play a barre chord on I got you would I [TS]

01:26:55 ◼ ► don't think you would just doing spoolie [TS]

01:26:57 ◼ ► goofy solos with lots of like like Vicki [TS]

01:26:59 ◼ ► slidy bends well batter you could play [TS]

01:27:01 ◼ ► like little too little to note chords [TS]

01:27:04 ◼ ► little three note chords even you could [TS]

01:27:05 ◼ ► keep that stuff [TS]

01:27:06 ◼ ► it sounds very very flexible it's like [TS]

01:27:09 ◼ ► playing the violin and how do people do [TS]

01:27:11 ◼ ► it [TS]

01:27:11 ◼ ► yeah I pick up a violin and and played [TS]

01:27:14 ◼ ► it sounds like sounds like somebody's [TS]

01:27:16 ◼ ► killing goats with a chainsaw psychos [TS]

01:27:17 ◼ ► ooh key method for this extreme have to [TS]

01:27:19 ◼ ► call the suzuki that we learn to count [TS]

01:27:21 ◼ ► on your fingers so that's the second [TS]

01:27:23 ◼ ► suzuki reference i've heard in as many [TS]

01:27:24 ◼ ► days and I I don't think it's like it's [TS]

01:27:29 ◼ ► like Hooked on Phonics right for music [TS]

01:27:31 ◼ ► uh i think so or maybe like the Roy [TS]

01:27:35 ◼ ► Clark easy guitar or the thing where you [TS]

01:27:37 ◼ ► put the stickers on the piano [TS]

01:27:39 ◼ ► I'm not entirely sure I my want to do [TS]

01:27:42 ◼ ► stuff in the garage band which you know [TS]

01:27:44 ◼ ► is a musical instrument [TS]

01:27:45 ◼ ► I'm on blame lost on that front l'espace [TS]

01:27:47 ◼ ► it's just it's a mess different skills [TS]

01:27:49 ◼ ► base I [TS]

01:27:50 ◼ ► I really appreciate I was in a band with [TS]

01:27:52 ◼ ► a friendless bass player and it's a very [TS]

01:27:56 ◼ ► different sound I mean it used [TS]

01:27:57 ◼ ► incorrectly it sounds like a dream of [TS]

01:28:00 ◼ ► the blue turtles like fretless bass used [TS]

01:28:03 ◼ ► use poorly is the worst is the worst [TS]

01:28:09 ◼ ► challenge activists aureus the late [TS]

01:28:11 ◼ ► great Jack upper stories [TS]

01:28:13 ◼ ► Pino Palladino there are several people [TS]

01:28:15 ◼ ► that can rock the fretless bass old [TS]

01:28:17 ◼ ► friends based in the hands of a master [TS]

01:28:21 ◼ ► yeah just want Joni Mitchell song jaco [TS]

01:28:22 ◼ ► pastorius place on that's just ungodly [TS]

01:28:24 ◼ ► but it just it just seems like you know [TS]

01:28:26 ◼ ► when what you want to just get out once [TS]

01:28:28 ◼ ► you get 12 string friend let's go ahead [TS]

01:28:29 ◼ ► go nuts [TS]

01:28:30 ◼ ► why not don't know if you wanna join [TS]

01:28:32 ◼ ► three bad science freak base why don't [TS]

01:28:35 ◼ ► you go ahead and just do that it goes it [TS]

01:28:38 ◼ ► it it trends over into that natalie [TS]

01:28:40 ◼ ► merchant is great [TS]

01:28:42 ◼ ► yes just like this is not music for this [TS]

01:28:45 ◼ ► is not the music for me this is there [TS]

01:28:48 ◼ ► like michael hedges like I like michael [TS]

01:28:49 ◼ ► hedges right [TS]

01:28:51 ◼ ► I you know the late michael hedges [TS]

01:28:52 ◼ ► amazing guitar player but what you can [TS]

01:28:54 ◼ ► you can really get a little too much [TS]

01:28:56 ◼ ► fretless bass on something you can get a [TS]

01:28:58 ◼ ► lot too much can get so much friendless [TS]

01:29:00 ◼ ► based on your on a song that it will [TS]

01:29:02 ◼ ► actually cause you to get your period is [TS]

01:29:06 ◼ ► that right yeah I've heard you say you [TS]

01:29:07 ◼ ► know create kalbi says it'll actually [TS]

01:29:09 ◼ ► literally it'll literally slide off the [TS]

01:29:11 ◼ ► record fall right off there trying to [TS]

01:29:14 ◼ ► master the cats already on the floor at [TS]

01:29:16 ◼ ► the cottage as possible [TS]

01:29:17 ◼ ► [Music] [TS]

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Ep. 04: "Sears Would Call Me Husky"