Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you I'm well [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► Merlin how are you [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► oh you're sick right I'm sick and I i'm [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► having a peanut butter sandwich so that [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► that makes it sound like I'm sicker than [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► I am [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► oh man i know well you know when i get [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► sick it's never a small matter i'm not i [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► don't get sick for two days I get sick [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► for 420 days and it's a it's like a it's [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► like it's like merging my people out of [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► Egypt I have to go through all this [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► stuff it doesn't matter if it doesn't [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► matter if everybody else got the same [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► cold and they're all over it by the [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► weekend [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► I have to go through this long march [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► across the this season after part the [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► plagues have to come [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► it's it's frustrating you get sick hard [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► i do i get sick heart I you know that's [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► part of being extreme food is part of [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► non no compromise lifestyle that I have [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► adopted since I was a young man no fear [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► this is no fear based lifestyle program [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► surely a bird of totally burly like [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► shrimping you know where I got hurley [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► you got to Lee to lay how do you say [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► that what you want is on your car right [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► totally is that doesn't matter where you [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► put a bird on it [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► oh I was like something I've frito-lay I [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► think about going to get that thing you [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► know it's against like the carabiners [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► right when you got one of those things [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► on your car [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► I don't you put in some kind of board [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► support is a movement related board [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► oh you know where I guess you like you [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► like board related movement so much and [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► you go somewhere and deliberately by a [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► big black box and put on top is a tool a [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► tool that's the kind of like oh I see [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► what you're saying it's a board carrying [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► missiles aboard carrying box on your car [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► you have any stickers on you're still [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► the same van as you get some different [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► the van blew up I'm afraid to say I [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► didn't have any stickers on it but when [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► I was it when I was a teenager I [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► definitely had a Chrysler Imperial a 74 [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► chrysler imperial when I was a kid and [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► also also known as a pussy magnet [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► boy we call it the boat because he [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► didn't use words like pussy know in high [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► school except to describe wimps but my [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► car had so many stickers on the back and [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► they were all stickers they were all [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► like Solomon binding stickers you know [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► they were up there about ski equipment [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► and it was it's a private language right [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► i mean one of those cars we drive past [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► you and it would seem like they just had [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► they had chosen random letters and [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► numbers to put on the stickers on the [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► back of their carpet but I was [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► communicating very definitely that from [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► the back of my car you could tell that i [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► thought if you had tyrolia bindings on [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► your skis that you were pussy mean [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► really that was that will come through [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► and be like a red sox affiliation keeps [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► would see that instantly and you could [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► say like you know ty Cobbs racist and [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► everybody would know you probably didn't [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► like whatever team he was on against the [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► Yankee's runs out [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► wow so I mean if you had given me a pair [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► of skis with tyrolia bindings on them in [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► 1984 I would have refused them because [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► you're not a pussy because I'm not a [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► pussy and I'm not going to i'm not going [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► to use that brand there are only four [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► brands of ski bindings but I had chosen [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► sides and I expressed that partisanship [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► through stickers on the back of my [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► Chrysler and they're all but those are [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► all its so guys five shows that's so [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► interesting to me because it's if you [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► think about have you ever seen an [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► Atlantic Records bumper sticker [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► mmm i'm gonna guess not no great label [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► right put a lot of great stuff wasn't [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► the R&B and then they did the led [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► zeppelin but you then eventually your [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► buddies right with the respect of cabs [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► on atlantic yeah I had an SST records [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► are right when you do see punk-rock [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► bumpers [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► but that's the thing I mean it'sit's to [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► me this sounds ridiculous because I [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► don't understand why people ski I mean [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► right it's not like you can just buy a [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► scissor jack and hit your leg till it [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► broke [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► hmm i don't know how that works on my [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► mechanics and fresh air you look that's [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► that's already a date-rape right there a [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► lot of date rape and skiing [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► well there's a lot of drinking and [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► skiing and wherever there's drinking [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► dances a fun date rape silent epidemic [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► mm ok although no way that's not true [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► because there's a lot of drinking in [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► rugby but there are no girls and rugby [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► so I think the date rape is a lot lower [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► in rugby because it's us it's a [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► 100-percent male environment and I know [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► there's female rugby so sure I'm and and [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► put this is probably out somewhere [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► there's probably a female Steely Dan [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► fancy that's exceptional person [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► right exactly I don't rugby players and [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► Mail rugby players i don't think i've [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► ever met [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► do you think there's more date rape in [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► rugby and lacrosse no no lacrosse is [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► weighed eight rapier than rugby party [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► equipment you can on a sports basement [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► you know I'll but like crosses [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► I mean I don't really think there's the [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► cross on the west coast is there [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► LaCrosses is the cross is big where my [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► ladies from back in Rhode Island [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► ya see and Rhode Island to me when I [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► think of going to school in Rhode Island [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► I think of it being basically a series [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► of rapes right that you have to get [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► through in order to to graduate a life [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► with a lot of food with eggs in it there [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► because of the Portuguese that's [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► something i didn't know although i did [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► know that the Rhode Island mafia is a it [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► was a kind of a terrifying local mafia [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► if you will [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► they weren't behind never became like a [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► big mafia but they were I don't carry [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► side out the headlines in the same way [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► that that the five families did right [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► they were they were small they were they [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► were an artisanal mafia em Arsenal the [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► now is that glucose glucose is the club [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► there right you played a loop us [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► I never played at lupos the onlyshow [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► i've ever played in Rhode Island have to [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► confess was when i was in harvey danger [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► and we played in a we played in only [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► like the david byrne school did you play [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► at the [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► no resting now are you kidding there's [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► not that many cities besides providence [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► rhode island there aren't and Providence [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► even really is stretching the limits of [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► the definition of the city [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► I I don't want to go down tangent John [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► but I and I have a lot of people will [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► literally have computers and stuff in [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► and read on so we're probably clear life [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► and got eggs in their food and yeah a [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► lot of parties lot of you know um I [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► might get stretch and stretch the [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► Colorado State it's kind of like on [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► liechtenstein the country you can rent [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► liechtenstein known as you know that we [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► should circle back to that 20 grand that [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► you can write liechtenstein did you know [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► what you know it's a great country [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► liechtenstein is that the one with the [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► stamps isn't standard sale about the [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► stamps welcome studies about banking mm [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► it's about it's about i mean if the [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► Swiss are too revealing for you [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► oh I get anybody a victim stone right [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► it's like I it's like a mattress nobody [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► even as exists [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► yeah but the problem with liechtenstein [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► is that it's really just gets its [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► release part of Switzerland that they [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► just are allowing to kind of they use [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► the swiss franc yeah i like the Vatican [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► yeah that's right it's a it's like a [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► Vatican for the vacuums Vatican's in [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► Luxembourg that's right Luxembourg is [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► the one with the stamps luxembourg [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► philately hmm that doesn't sound right [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► at all [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► luxembourg is a great country is that [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► really really little one is that the one [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► with the mouse that roared with Peter [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► Sellers Luxembourg is very very small [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► it's small but it's got a fascinating [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► history you know they speak french they [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► speak Dutch they speak German especially [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► like mirrors like that it's like the [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► mirrors the shadow cabinet Switzerland [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► right so it's really can't decide what [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► they speak right well switzerland is [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► someone's a wonderful country they speak [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► German Italian and French but uh but no [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► the election burgers tiny tiny town a [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► tiny tiny country and then that the city [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► of luxembourg luxembourg as a country [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► and it's also a city the city of [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► Luxembourg is like a train set it [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► seriously is you stand in this and that [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► they built it and on this ravine and [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► it's always kind of shrouded in fog and [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► it looks like people [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► takin a likin out of a bag and glued it [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► to little pieces of rock that they made [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► out of out of a felt it's um it's a [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► beautiful place if I was ever going to [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► go on a honeymoon somewhere and it [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► wasn't to a beach i would go on a [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► honeymoon to luxembourg because you feel [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► like a princess there even the groom [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► yeah feels like a princess and [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► Luxembourg it says it right there on the [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► side when you come in this is what I'm [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► learning so much i don't get off topic [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► but alright have you no no i wasn't sure [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► what the topic is you had so many have [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► you on never used wolfram alpha I think [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► it's something you need to know about I [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► don't even know what you just said we [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► have one worker for I'm gonna certainly [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► speak fanatically but there's a there's [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► a website if you will from like wolf RAM [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► from is a word and then search for alpha [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► and it's kind of like Google full form [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► is a word that's the guys name he's [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► going to invented a program for doing [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► math he's really weird but you're gonna [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► III many times like when i was able to [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► look up what it costs to sleep on a [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► board in San Francisco 18-49 I did that [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► on here [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► Oh wolfram alpha is a website and see [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► there you go in and say things like oh [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► good you go in and say something like [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► out like I just entered in Liechtenstein [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► and in the word san francisco and i can [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► tell you and then it wasn't much stuff [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► did you mean this did you mean that what [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► it says here is that liechtenstein are [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► you ready for this [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► first of all San Francisco as you know [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► 46.8 seven square miles [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► that's right so we're about to set [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► working to seven by seven more or less [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► concerned that goes down that goes down [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► to that doesn't go all the way to palo [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► alto no no it's literally the clan since [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► the glans of the penis if you envision [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► that Peninsula the painting you can't [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► spell peninsula that penis not [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► liechtenstein so that was about 7 46 [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► well you know depends depends on whether [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► I've been drinking 46.8 seven square [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► miles in san francisco and by the way to [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► your point about liechtenstein it is [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► that is as san francisco county is also [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► San Francisco the city which seems weird [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► i don't know why even have a county if [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► it equals the city right right as it is [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► right for this you get that in your head [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► down Sinai ready for this [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► point seven eight square miles right [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► send you a link for that [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► that's when he doesn't that I mean I'm [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► not even sure i'm not sure how you get [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► like to the whatever the DMV of [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► countries is I'm not even sure how you [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► get in there and like have them take you [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► seriously when they say are you sure you [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► didn't leave off like 700 the great [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► thing about liechtenstein is that the [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► western border is a river right so you [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► hear you know that you're in [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► Liechtenstein could you go across the [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► river and then hit the ground [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► immediately starts barking up into a [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► mountain and the entire you actually get [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► in there you go on your walk [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► no I didn't go there when i walk but [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► I've been there yeah wow ok and then it [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► the country just sort of Arc's up the [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► side of this mountain and then the the [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► border with Austria which is on the [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► eastern side is just up there in the [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► misty clouds somewhere so the whole [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► country is basically just the western [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► side of a love of the Alps it's just the [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► western side of them of this mountain of [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► this long range of mountains it's just a [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► little bigger than a zoo right i mean [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► you can you can stand on the one side of [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► the river and see the entire nation of [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► liechtenstein way it's like pigs [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► remember the dead the morning after I [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► met you your band and ken stringfellow [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► and my wife and I went to twin peaks and [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► we went up there and you can see the [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► entire city of San Francisco formulation [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► full day that was the first time I'd [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► ever been up there [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► yeah i was heavier than i have a photo [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► that orange hair and ken stringfellow [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► had green hair [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► you did have Oringer ken stringfellow [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► did have green air and that was it was [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► not be coming on either of you your old [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► man and you should have stopped that so [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► that's true that's true and i'm still in [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► a nice don't really completely [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► understand how he was outside during [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► daylight [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► you got to tell me about it [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► that's a nasty cold John you you get [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► sick hard i do i do it i want to correct [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► according to the guardian UK reporting [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► for the guardian UK and mean send mass [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► clarifies liechtenstein for hire 70,000 [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► dollars a night that is not a huge [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► amount of money i bet you've gotten [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► nearly that four shows sometimes you can [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► rip liechtenstein for 70 grand [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► liechtenstein rental skates like you [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► know like in in the michael moore movie [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► when you can like go to the benefit [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► we're like a rich person in jail [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► same deal here you go in and I think it [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► includes a few things look at that looks [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► like he tried the Snoop Dogg tried to do [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► a music video [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► they're on different and weird 35 [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► thousand inhabitants [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► wow that sounds pretty comfortable that [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► sounds like a like a couple in a [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► four-bedroom house that sounds very [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► comfortable it's nice i mean there and [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► it's not a poor country there's now [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► there's no ghetto and Liechtenstein [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► kinda mention one thing and passing this [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► little circles back to something as I'm [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► quoting here from this article visitors [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► could also try cross-country skiing [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► snowboarding and snowshoe hiking to [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► explore the picturesque landscape so [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► they do have skiing licks in [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► Liechtenstein yeah i bet they do [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► it's the whole country's on a mountain [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► like I said yeah but I mean like they're [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► putting that to use and I just sitting [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► around staring the mound trying to [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► figure out what to do twin peaks i think [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► that the primary industry up there is [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► chinese ladies selling San Francisco [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► fleeces to people who refuse to believe [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► that it's cold all the time up there you [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► know women i heard just something very [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► recently that they were building a big [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► stem cell research center are like that [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► kind of hug to the side of twin peaks is [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► that not true [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► are you kidding me no like a giant [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► secret stem cell research laboratory [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► laboratory territory now they're calling [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► it that's up there on the other like [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► hanging on the mountainside that seems [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► to be I mean you know I follow sort of [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► the stem cell right seen and that was [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► all the all abuzz all the guys now I i [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► followed the the Twin Peaks news i mean [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► they have a newsletter article for the [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► newsletter very small circulation [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► it's in Chinese though it might be in my [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► head [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► oh the problems you want to read it [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► again an hour later why is it always [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► funny I don't want to be funny John [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► that's racist [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► well I mean it depends i mean its [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► original but not racists racial traits [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► show Rachel yeah like Rachel Rachel [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► Weisz do you see you at the college like [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► in your way right sort of okay well i [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► was going to try and drop some kind of [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► science but I remember if i'm [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► remembering like what you guys duh that [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► the university of washington which is [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► your alma mater i believe ya you were [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► when you deal with dewey decimal or like [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► library of congress i'm guessing library [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► of congress you at [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► well yeah there are multiple libraries [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► at the YouTube but hold on different [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► systems that's like that's like that's [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► crazy there well I think the I think the [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► oh I think they have standardized it now [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► ok now i would have to look this up and [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► look this up after our visit god i wish [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► i could give you some theraflu I mean [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► that's just--that's awful John well I [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► just drank a whole lot of robitussin [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► which is something i don't know i don't [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► like to take medicine now as as you know [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► because it it goes against my core [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► values that you're perfect [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► well that I'm perfect and that also i [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► can endure any pain and also that drugs [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► are bad so that that's kind of a perfect [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► storm right that's the but that's the [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► the Trinity for me who I am perfect and [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► drugs are bad experience more properly a [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► storm of your perfection [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► well you have to get close to really [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► feel this feel the wind really get a [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► good whiff of the i.m i agree with you i [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► think i think it you're like a marine [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► right you want you you tonight [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► oh sorry yeah i mean not like the [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► adjectives like you you cannot get the [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► child cold enough for the bed hard [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► enough right you like it or in my case [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► talking shaped enough [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► yeah well you know that's why I I [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► originally started shaving without [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► lather and then I then I progress to [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► just shaving without water like that's [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► like that's like a punishment in english [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► movie isn't it no no because I read it [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► in a special forces handbook i got a [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► sister I found some old Special Forces [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► handbook from the sixties and they said [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► don't use lather because the Vietcong [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► can smell the soap song will identify [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► you in the jungle by the smell of your [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► detergent and they'll find you and I [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► said I don't that's not what I want I [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► don't want the Vietcong finding me [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► that's an enemy without a cold if you [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► can smell that that's that's astounding [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► well they're very attuned to their [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► environment the vehicle and they hide so [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► well that really in the pnw there might [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► be Vietcong around you right now just [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► waiting to get a whiff and go you know [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► what that's an American wherever i go i [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► assume there are Viacom I don't think [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► that's bad i think i think that's it's [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► self-preservation [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► agreed I so anyway and stop using ladder [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► because I didn't want to give off this [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► scent that think that betrayed my my [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► location and then after awhile I was [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► like I'm just I'm shaving with with with [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► water [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► what would happen if I started shaving [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► with cold water and they tried that and [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► it was painful and then i said what [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► would happen if I just stopped using [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► water and just shaved dry and it's also [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► painful but there's a there's a beauty [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► to it there's a and then of course [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► eventually I just stopped shaving that's [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► what I was my question [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► I mean if you're in Special Forces I [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► appreciate that you're taking that time [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► working that hard for us boo is [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► everything you just wouldn't shave I i [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► stopped shaving at a certain point i [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► mean i always show you now you must [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► actually people that the whatever they [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► were there a time like airborne or just [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► like all right well here's the problem [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► with airborne they are they wouldn't [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► shave that I you know I'm not not [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► airborne but I'm not about Special [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► Forces like the seals and LOL Cats [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► higher up [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► translate black ops kind of thing that's [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► right those guys they wouldn't shave [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► those guys would have beard they have [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► Taliban beards if they could get away [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► with it but they're part of a corporate [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► structure and they have to make it they [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► have to go back to the base and some [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► candy-ass general has never been out in [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► the shit storm probably tonight by [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► jeffrey chance you know a he says I [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► don't like how long your sideburns are [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► and these guys have to go fucking shame [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► it's it's it's ridiculous is you notice [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► Dirty Dozen that's not thinking of Dirty [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► Dozen Dirty Dozen is the one where [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► James copper is that after i like it was [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► Julie marvin lee marvin oh it was Lee [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► Marvin Marvin is going to make i think [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► george kennedy go and shave the guys [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► because they grow beards isn't that the [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► Dirty Dozen you think I'm gonna shave [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► them dry shaving or whatever and and the [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► keeper southern ones dad is in that he [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► plays the crazy and it was crazy [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► not as crazy as Telly Savalas Telly [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► Savalas coach acting really crazy one [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► that's a good movie [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► it gets its use whatever it's a seems [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► formula but yea it's going on [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► well it's like stagecoach you know if [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► you're stagecoach but you will see [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► stagecoach you realize like this is I I [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► realize it's another great westerns [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► right to get the Shan High Noon very [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► overrated in my opinion the stagecoach [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► you watching oh this is where all this [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► came from em when you watching like why [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► this is such a cliche but it wasn't it [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► was like 1939 I think that's what's [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► happening the Dirty Dozen and it was the [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► first one to have like bearded whack go [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► that I got was talking about this the [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► other night I i was a I mean I was an [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► Anglophile as a kid right [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► I really really liked England for some [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► reason what era [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► oh just you know England if you put if [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► you put if you put a Union Jack on [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► something i would buy it and I and in [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► that sense I was a pro mod but it was [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► but it was a long time before I was [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► aware that it was just England you you [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► know ye old castles and so forth and I [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► think the reason for that is that every [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► movie I saw as a kid there were the [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► American guy there was always a team of [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► guys right there was the American guy [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► who was kind of officious and handsome [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► and kind of a kind of penis and then [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► there was some kind of ready guy from [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► Yugoslavia who was like a who is good [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► with a knife and then the british guy [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► was always a little bit faggy and he [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► carried a briefcase that was for [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► explosives and he always had a he always [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► had a quip and the other guys were [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► always saying come on come on the [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► cherries are coming and he would say [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► just one more second old chap and I'll [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► have this wide right up and then then he [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► would blow up the bridge right it was [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► always the british guy ended up the cool [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► as a cucumber [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► it was cool as a cucumber he had a [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► little bit of it was ready mix [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► Ali a little bitty thing to say right [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► before he blew up the bridge and as a [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► seven or eight year old boy that is the [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► guy I wanted to be [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► yeah i did not want to be there the [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► American hero with the square jaw and I [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► certainly didn't want to be the ratty [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► guy with the knife and I didn't want to [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► be the you know I didn't want to be the [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► fight of the kind of guy that was a [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► little twisted [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► you know I wanted to be this wanted to [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► be this slightly effeminate British [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► explosives expert that had a little quip [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► with it and took it right to the very [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► edge and here came to Jerry's and all [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► they were halfway across the bridge and [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► boom that's like I'm i totally agree [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► it's kind of like um why don't I i think [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► if you took if you took out the part [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► about being cool and having a bomb [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► that's pretty much me like faggy [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► briefcase and equip like kind of a kind [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► of a smartass I think that was that was [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► me and we accept the indie books instead [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► of a bomb i was totally with you though [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► I'm thinking like you get David Niven [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► right you got Alec Guinness thank you [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► yes Alec it's like and here's the thing [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► this is where we tied together Alec [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► Guinness in Bridge on the River Kwai [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► right thats why u shape shape because [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► you're fucking Alec Guinness and you're [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► not gonna let that guy push you around [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► right you shape because again can I just [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► say English guys slaughterhouse-five the [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► English guys in a slaughterhouse five [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► they kept our wire they told they told [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► billy pilgrim you got to keep your [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► dignity and every morning I get up I do [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► rigorous exercise and i evacuate my [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► bowels that might be exact quote but [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► it's close to be calm and carry on [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► precisely precisely and you think that's [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► part of your it seems like that might be [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► part of your eat this maybe not about [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► shaving maybe not about bombs maybe not [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► about evacuating your bowels but there [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► are certain things you set a standard [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► for yourself and and that's something [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► that that that's a light that [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► illuminates the path for you [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► it illuminates the path that's precisely [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► true if i wake up in the morning and I [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► think everything is nuts and i am also [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► nuts the fact that i can go in and if I [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► chose shave without using water gives me [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► some clarity [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► it enables me to say I can handle this [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► whatever if there are Vietcong in my [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► apple trees they're not going to smell [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► me today [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► because I shaved without using detergent [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► it and you really shouldn't you should [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► have been in Vietnam that well I thought [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► about it I mean I what I think i would [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► like to be any kind of i think i'd like [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► my father before me I realized something [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► about my dad as I was growing up I [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► realized that he had read so many books [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► about the CIA that in his imagination he [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► was living a parallel life where he was [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► in the CIA [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► mhm and I i didn't i didn't know that [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► until much later in life [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► existential hypochondria we read about [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► it is easy to read about the disease so [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► much you're pretty sure you got it yeah [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► right exactly and he had he thought he [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► was he thought he might be having a i [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► might as well have a second life he had [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► read so many John licari books where you [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► know where Smyly who walked across that [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► the Teva river and handed some guys on [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► microfiche that he believed in some way [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► that he had done these things and that [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► his actual life was just just the front [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► Justin cover for this real life that he [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► led since world war two [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► he was a World War to vet my dad and i [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► think i think that that that starting [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► somewhere back then he just had this [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► sort of i mean a very faint sense [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► impression that he had actually been on [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► a secret mission the whole time and for [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► all I know he was he couldn't really [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► tell with my dad maybe he was on a [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► secret mission the whole time but i have [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► the same thing i mean i've been i've [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► been sharpening my knives for so many [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► years that I i'm not sure that i haven't [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► it's the chuck barris problem i'm not [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► sure that I i will have been a spy this [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► whole time [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► that's it and that some I'm some sort of [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► manchurian candidate waiting for the [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► waiting for the right combination of of [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► of whistles and tweets and i'm going to [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► be activated [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► and go to go to work mhm [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► it's like it's like I thought your [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► you've got I'm just saying you might [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► have missed an opportunity here and [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► maybe you maybe you're meant to feel [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► like you missed an opportunity cuz i [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► think you might be a kind of sleeper [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► cell as you're describing like your [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► father before you possibly maybe not you [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► might be a sleeper cell you might be in [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► better shape than you think you might [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► actually be like what 60 you don't know [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► it may be again maybe there are Frank [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► Sinatra making you a little bit and [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► you're going to go you know go off and [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► take some people out you started [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► loosening about now it just strikes me [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► that you're paranoid almost to the point [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► of being a diplomatic not you like guns [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► your little paranoid and and I think [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► it's fair to say you feel really [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► underappreciated and often ask where's [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► my parade [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► mm so i don't i don't need email i'm [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► just saying this this could be something [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► to think about any metal mount ceiling [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► mount well that's why it's why I cried [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► through the truman show but I want to [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► see the truman show i sat down and I was [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► not a jim carrey fan I got dragged to [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► this movie by some people that thought [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► we were going to see that Ace Ventura [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► pet detective [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► they're like I'm not this jim carrey guy [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► let's go see this new movie we all went [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► to this man I was just you know it was [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► either batter in alcoholics Anonymous [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► meeting I was I'll go to the movie with [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► you fine right and i sat down already [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► po-faced just waiting for this to be a [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► terrible movie where he he did his with [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► the whole time and and the movie starts [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► and before the credits or even over i'm [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► balling I ball through the whole film [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► and I can we get to the end and the [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► lights come up and my friends are like [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► oh that wasn't very funny and I just I [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► stood up and said I have to go and when [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► I walked the city streets for hours [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► trying to figure out why the hell the [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► truman show affected me so strongly and [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► it's because i'm entering candidate [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► hmm well it got a little bit too close [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► little too close [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► something guy waged out a little bit you [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► saw the camera basically I did I did I [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► saw the glint of the camera lens but [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► then when I turned to look it was gone [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► I could not put my finger on it now but [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► the Clint yeah I felt that way about [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► Synecdoche New York I can't even watch [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► the trailer for that without crying I [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► can't watch [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► schenectady new york because it's a [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► terrible movie now I 3accepted it is [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► probably one of the greatest movies ever [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► made and I people feel strongly about it [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► it's like The Smiths of movies i I just [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► I don't know if I get it is like the [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► smiths in the sense that I do forgive my [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► friends who are incorrect by not liking [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► this messy [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► I don't dismiss on Allison I like I'm on [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► Shawn Nelson level but i like about [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► colin Meloy level I don't think I like [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► anything on a column while level know [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► your loss [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► yeah but he's realized i'm talking to [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► you on a radio and i just took a bite of [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► a peanut butter and jelly sandwich [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► that's that's disadvantageous to the [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► listener [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► mhm because no one wants to hear a sick [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► person sandwich stick person had a [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► peanut butter sandwich into a microphone [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► I think for yourself short that's [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► terrible [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► I i like the guy that there i'm actually [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► I think there's probably one girl out [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► there that would listen to meet up being [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► understanding which into a microphone [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► don't say oh yeah that won't because [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► then that not now there's gonna be like [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► five girls who like ones into it for [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► more scared I'm gonna wonder i wonder [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► what I was like all five more like [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► that's me but one of them is like that's [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► I like ski bindings yeah and I can't [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► even tell you what section this is a [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► Naiad but like I just remember something [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► like like the BN spent a lot of time [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► like the biens first of all I had a hard [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► time at first Learning Library of [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► Congress because I come from the dewey [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► decimal system but then pretty soon I [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► look back on what the fuck is that what [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► is doing decimal you've got to be [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► fucking kidding me that's the most [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► stupid like it just didn't make any [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► sense you know and then i made a fancy [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► school and alone the library of congress [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► and never look back [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► right that not the same thing with some [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► procedures [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► what's that it's like inches and miles [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► somebody just somebody stuck their pinky [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► out and said that's how long it is [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► mm oh yes I understand it's not related [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► to anything [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► oh you mean inches and miles vs [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► something like centimeters where there's [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► something in a bell jar [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► under this thing weighs a gram and [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► that's the gold standard for measurement [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► right right i can get behind that I also [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► like the books I like we're near the [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► beginning was pretty into that [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► here's what I did and I did it from the [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► beginning and this is another thing I [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► learned from my dad [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► I would walk into a library and I [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► whatever their system was I would ignore [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► it and I would go to the librarian and [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► say here's what I need and then I would [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► sit in the chair and read a magazine [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► with the library and found all the [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► things [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► oh no it was no I no carts for you it's [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► a certain kind of you have to have a [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► certain kind of of authority to walk in [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► as a child to the library and get the [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► librarian to do research like you're [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► like you're ordering a french dip or [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► something you're just like you'll need [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► these [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► Henry exactly every house go you assume [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► that they that that's what they want to [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► be doing and then they most of the time [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► they do so I would i spend a lot of time [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► at libraries waiting for people to bring [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► me the books that i passed for they seem [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► eager to please which I like [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► well I bread think about being a [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► librarian i mean i've i've loved a lot [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► of librarians and it's a job that I that [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► I i think i would be i would excel at [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► that girl that girl was a library and I [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► think we are you Barbara Gordon oh yeah [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► oh yeah that explains a lot of that [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► can't make you love a library I don't [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► know what will that girl [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► oh haha i did say you know it's good i [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► mean i think that's a big part of the [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► liberal arts is learning you've learned [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► how to use a library i think that's big [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► but again back to the ski bindings I [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► think that and I'll speak for myself I [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► don't like being the way I am but I look [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► down my nose now Dewey Decimal take my [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► daughter to our little library here and [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► yeah you know like what are most books [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► right in their novels there's a lot of [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► novels [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► well that's a no that's a whole section [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► that's called F really that fits the [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► decimal system like that you did not [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► occur to you when you put it together [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► there's a whole bunch of things called [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► novels you all shit we're gonna need [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► something for novels in our side decimal [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► system so let's create eff you eff it [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► doubles you know it's like that story [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► about the it's probably a urban myths [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► often look it up but that story about [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► the you know [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► engineering firm architects that we're [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► having the the grand opening [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► groundbreaking you know and I'm sorry [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► but the grand opening I guess for this [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► big beautiful glass glass library that [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► is finally complete and spices this is [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► amazing [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► I can't believe this is strong enough to [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► hold that many tons of books and the [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► guys I ran out of the building because [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► they never thought about having books in [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► there and it sounds like bullshit but [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► it's a great story [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► have you been to the Seattle the [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► downtown Seattle library the ugly one [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► thank you no no I'm sorry is it sits [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► brutalist is a brutalist architecture [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► what is it i thought was is it [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► yeah i think it's the white one kind of [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► weird white one it's not white it's it's [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► made out of glass it's a rim cool house [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► design and it's one of these it's one of [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► these public buildings that was built to [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► to give the city of seattle some [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► julienne its crown so that tourists from [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► around the world would come look at our [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► REM cool house building and on the [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► outside it looks like a piece of Road [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► tar made out of glass that you know that [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► has no no no two parallel lines and on [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► the inside people come in you you're [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► standing in the library and you have to [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► move out of the way of the crowds of [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► sheep Walker being heard through to look [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► at your glorious you know architectural [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► edifice hear that to me looks like a [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► spaceport in a a a minor planet in the [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► data bus system that has been neglected [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► for 800 years and it's you know it's [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► already the light bulbs are burning out [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► and the stair treads are getting worn it [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► already looks like shit but people have [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► been hurt through this thing like it's [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► some kind of thing they need to see [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► through their lives to be complete and I [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► stand in the in the lobby of it and I [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► and I do this on a weekly basis I go [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► there and I shake my fist and scream and [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► top of my voice and say it's a goddamn [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► library it does it should that where are [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► the books you can't even see the books [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► there are no books it's a it's a they [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► tried to make it some this is from 2004 [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► wells library Cass [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► ya know it's a picture it's brand-new [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► and here's the track is off [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► Paul it's terrible here's the tragedy [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► the original library that was on that [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► step that ground huh was a carnegie [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► library that was built it looks like oh [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► my gosh chicago-style kinda it's [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► gorgeous chicago-style like [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► federal-style it's beautiful it looks [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► like the San Francisco mint building [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► right it's a giant arches it's double [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► columns it's beautiful [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► can you imagine reading a book in that [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► building I'd read books that building [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► like that is nice [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► can't imagine it because they toured the [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► freaking thing down before i was born in [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► order to build the second incarnation of [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► the Seattle library which looks like [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► which looked like a regional post office [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► it was built in that you know the [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► original internationalist style which is [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► an architectural style developed to [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► compete with the Soviet Union in who can [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► make the ugliest building in the world [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► and it was a building that I swear to [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► you you wouldn't even be with drive past [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► at 60 times thinking I keep grabbing [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► past this department of motor vehicles [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► where is the library and that library [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► was there my whole childhood and then [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► they finally tore it down [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► that was the library where you would get [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► on an escalator and you'd be on the [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► escalator and pretty soon you'll be on [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► another escalator and pretty soon you'd [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► be and you never saw a book once he was [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► just you were going up escalators and [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► down escalators so they built this room [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► cool house building and it's one of [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► these buildings in seattle if you say a [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► bad word about this library seventy-five [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► percent of the people in the town [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► well will react as if you told them that [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► their kid was ugly they get this look on [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► his face like what no afraid Billy [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► mommy's gonna send them into the corn [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► oh that's a he's the genius it's a [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► beautiful you know i just got to see the [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► first fucking meeting I had with that [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► guy i would see those eyeglasses and i [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► would say thank you for your time [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► you know I your man appreciates my [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► glasses you can tell a lot about a [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► person somebody walks in with glasses [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► like that i would say no thanks and then [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► what do you get out of it you got it [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► looks like somebody's first was first [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► semester and graphical arts class and [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► they took something their first [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► orthogonal drawing and made it out of [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► chain-link fence it's an abortion of a [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► building that [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► ridiculous somewhere along the line here [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► we have decided that if an architect if [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► an architect doodles on a napkin that [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► that is sufficient for him to be [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► that's all the architect himself needs [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► to do noodles on a napkin and then we're [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► and then his team of young hungry [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► assholes goes and converts that into [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► some some kind of broken Rubik's Cube [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► and then we spend 200 million dollars to [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► put it in the center of our town [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► I swear to you Merlin if you go to the [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► Seattle library in pursuit of a book the [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► the Sisyphean journey that you will go [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► on to find the book you have to go [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► through six or seven different its kind [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► of different followers [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► well yeah the books are the books are [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► six stories up in a catacomb that you [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► have that you can only access by [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► elevator i'll come on [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► yeah and then the rest of the library [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► itself is like I say it's a spaceport [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► you just keep waiting [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► you keep waiting for the next barge the [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► next transporter barge to you know CEOs [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► to arrive and take all these people all [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► these like you know the lobby full of [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► tourists and homeless people [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► masturbating and that they all just get [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► hurt it onto the barge and off they go [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► and ruin fills up again [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► yeah I you know I you know more about [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► all this stuff than I do i I don't I [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► don't have a comfortable commenting [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► accepted this is just really early awful [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► i think empirically awful i just sent [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► you a link to something I was at [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► University of wisconsin-madison and they [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► have a building there that I think [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► you'll really enjoy [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► it's called the it's called the moss [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► humanities building and it's considered [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► to be a is for better for such a great [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► example of what they called brutalist [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► architecture and boy is it ever brutal [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► it's it first of all [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► apparently it was designed and built a [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► time when they're very worried about [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► student riots so i'll show you as I'll [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► show you in this photo you getting these [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► in [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► little robot logo links yeah I had [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► something beautiful yes everybody's [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► throat by today they built originally [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► had like a ramp that Evel Knievel would [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► use to jump something and then fall [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► imagine that is kind of like around the [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► building so make sure it's a bunker [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► it's a kind of Bunker exactly like but [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► you can see even in the picture i just [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► sent you can see the mildew [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► apparently this place was so poorly [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► designed they put the music department [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► in the basement and so the cellos are [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► wilting think it's just pure like it's [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► like that sick building syndrome all [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► over the place like all this crap don't [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► know none of the dorms at my college [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► were built by idesign my IM Pei and who [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► is another one of these yo-yos so I mean [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► like we had to buy the if you want to [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► replace the door and had to come from [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► Germany you know some people here like [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► the doors gonna change some toilet paper [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► that six thousand dollars you know that [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► they don't think this stuff through and [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► it's heinous it's like willfully heinous [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► you know it's like it's like you know [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► the Duchamp journal thing except not [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► people get to play cello in that that [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► the universities all around the world [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► were on America built this kind of [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► architecture during that era university [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► of washington the main square the [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► University of Washington is literally [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► designed so that you can turn a fire [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► hose on a kid at one end of the square [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► and hose him all the way across the [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► square and off the university like it is [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► designed to be able to fire hose project [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► designed by terry gilliam basically a [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► Bigfoot comes down they were building [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► all these university campuses after [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► basically they were forced to let blacks [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► into the university's right this is they [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► integrated the schools they were warrant [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► and then they were like oh shit [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► now there are blacks in the universities [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► and what are they going to do they're [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► going to start protesting we need to we [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► need to open these room open this area [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► up so we can really get a good shot with [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► our fire hoses they hate fire hoses [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► well that's true i mean basically all [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► ethnic people hate fire hoses I think [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► they think the black really don't like [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► fire resistance from the time but they [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► got a good reasons to not like the [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► services I there are some there are some [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► iconic pictures that would give us write [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► a good reason whatsoever the red cool [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► house of the firehose design was [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► probably had that he probably called an [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► idea board if I cut some things out of [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► magazines you cut up some ribbons and [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► shit cut like a Marmaduke put it up [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► I find this very compelling argument for [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► the functionality of the space [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► shut up classes makes me so angry I [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► don't you see how ugly that building is [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► that it's terrible and i guarantee that [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► they tore down a beautiful you know [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► Gothic Revival lot of the library [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► building or student center or something [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► they tore it down thinking that it was [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► obsolete and may and write that a tad [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► bit every University ever went to I was [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► always in I was always in some wing of [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► the humanities where you know there are [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► there are the practical sciences and [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► then there are the humanities which are [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► impractical and then as you move further [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► clouds on the the fruity arts approve [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► yards as you move further out in the [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► humanities it gets less and less and [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► less practical you go past the poetry [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► department which is which one would [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► think is the is the height or the apex [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► or the the furthest out on the wing of [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► the impracticality but no you can go [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► further and that's where i lived at the [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► University way out there and invariably [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► the classrooms that they would assign us [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► for our comparative history of ideas [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► lecture halls were always in the science [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► buildings that were slated for [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► demolition because the English [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► department has all the rooms at the [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► school with the leaded glass windows and [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► the and the book is your finger speakers [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► crashing and the smell of formaldehyde [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► you're trying to you're trying to think [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► about Alexander Pope Oh way worse than [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► that I mean you're out there where the [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► wires are hanging from the ceiling and [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► that there are Bunsen burners that have [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► been left on because if they turn them [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► off the gas will weaken the building [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► will explode so we have the fire [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► department [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► it's like it's like a really dangerous [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► italian restaurant and these are the [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► rooms allocate for the you know for the [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► comparative history of ideas because the [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► because those buildings were built for [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► two years ago at the data that goes with [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► the height of technology at the time now [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► they've fallen apart the science [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► departments are having new buildings [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► built for them and say what is it just [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► me or are the science people always [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► getting a new building they get new [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► buildings science people get new [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► buildings of my sculptures for that [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► building before the throw a bone to the [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► literature people if you went to [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► Stanford right now and declared an [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► English major [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► I bet you they would just chain you to a [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► bike rack [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► no yeah we have 11 quanta type and where [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► this little one of those little desks [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► not even a full desk it's like each [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► government put your left arm on it [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► yeah and everyone has to share it one [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► death while while there while they're [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► busy busy [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► scraping the land in order to build a [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► new I don't know applied sciences [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► building right and that's that [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► universities are just they don't care [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► about books show up ago we won't need a [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► new hydrogen collider and you go sounds [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► great and somebody goes it was a [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► hydrogen collide and like don't be a [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► dick its cycles it's not you know what [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► to me this is the Dewey Decimal people [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► this is the REM koolhaas people we've [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► seen this again and again John and it's [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► the way people think I think I mentioned [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► this to you that mas building is the [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► humanities building cellos cold wet [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► cellos nobody likes a wet cello look [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► good you going to put the thought that [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► through you get some guy here is sitting [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► around doing whatever whatever organic [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► chemistry is like that couldn't be in a [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► wet building [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► let's see this is the this is the thumb [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► literally in the eye of the liberal arts [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► this is what we're dealing with [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► and I think this is why the the Congress [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► people are always going to be the duties [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► the congressman in that library of [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► congress occurs [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► that's the look terrible on a jacket [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► believe what looks like the consulate [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► cons locks the locks honors honors locks [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► of the locks always great like the [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► Socialists in what is which one is that [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► as something that has Sen hmm well in my [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► high school the lotions could call the [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► lotion some lotion the lotions versus [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► the duties [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► so I think it Dewey ram cool house to me [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► like he acts like he's a lush but I [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► think he's totally a dewy I think he [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► comes into guys wrap black dot block he [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► comes in this picture is just making me [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► angrier and angrier i will post this is [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► shown it's it's him bending over [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► he was some kind of fucking german Steve [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► Jobs these goofy glasses and he's [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► looking at this little model I even hate [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► looking at the model of the Seattle [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► library its it without daily basis in [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► with the kids Loescher doing [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► mm he's very sensitive and that makes [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► the mud do we probably a dewy mm I think [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► if you've been doing the kind of the [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► children moisture that people like you [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► and I have you noticed a Richard Hugo [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► big Loesch super-low see him do it a lot [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► of cello moisture [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► 40-44 here where there's the problem [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► with losses though who don't know how to [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► stand up for ourselves you know there [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► was decided that that campus and i'm [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► sure some Tweety some tweety tweety [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► fucking te guy came in some twenty do he [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► came in and said well I'm actually I i [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► think we would like some windows in the [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► music department and they're like sounds [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► name all you're saying is he was too [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► little too moist of a lush they're all [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► too moist he didn't do we up to do is [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► it's just like the Republicans right [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► this is the conservative not to go [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► political but the thing is does those [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► guys stick together right [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► well there was a time here not to go [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► back to my dad again I'm always talking [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► about my but you cannot talk too much [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► about your dad as far as I'm concerned [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► but my dad was a was part of an era [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► where where he was a vigorous liberal [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► democrat you know what I mean he was a [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► Democrat and a liberal and heat and he [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► defended those principles with a kind of [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► with a kind of vigor that is utterly [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► absent from that wing of the political [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► spectrum now you know my dad would get [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► into fights in bars on the waterfront [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► over liberal politics you know [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► liberalism was was a thing that was that [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► that that it was muscular is very [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► muscular Union see [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► you had rankings you have you had you [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► had the sort of people who but who if if [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► they didn't believe in communism exactly [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► they did believe that social justice was [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► sweeping the world and it was an active [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► and and muscular political philosophy [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► and that now is completely gone her or [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► anyone who has anyone who has a modicum [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► of liberal thought in their mind has [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► been so so a cultured to thinking that [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► they need to apologize for themselves [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► for existing first and foremost you know [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► I'm sorry pardon me I i know that this [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► is just my opinion but here [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► here are some ideas that i that i had [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► and i am sorry if they offend you [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► this this kind of like constant [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► reflexive apology [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► it is so panty wasted was very [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► undignified it's undignified and end it [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► and it presumes that your ideas aren't [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► strong it presumes that you're that [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► you're that you're the tenants of your [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► philosophy are worth our were standing [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► and and and actually you know putting [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► your hand up about but yeah you get to [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► be like a creepy kid in junior high is [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► always getting his ass kicked and so [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► then he becomes very you know receding [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► around people but he's fine [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► you know like fucking a cat and killing [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► it becomes things right so I all the [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► muscularity his personality goes into [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► cat fucking and cat homicide think I [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► think that's a capital cat offense that [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► leads to harder crimes heart you can get [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► a seeking a super-hard crimes out of a [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► cat i think that's that's where it [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► starts that you start to look for the [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► people who are killing the cats you're [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► going to find a seriously failed Loesch [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► you know where you find those fortune [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► all sure they make a picture of it [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► yeah I I i actually agree with you and [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► if I as I don't you know I'm not a [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► physician but I think right now have you [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► considered the fact that you are so ill [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► right now that you get 60 hard could be [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► somewhat related to to tell the boys [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► jure maybe you've been in too many maybe [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► you got sick building syndrome [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► you got the same problem is the people [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► in the random awesome massey humanity [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► oh my god is writing the name moss sea [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► moss but it's spelled with an e on its [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► it says it right on there could you [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► fucking only a do [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► would name a humanities building massey [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► oh it's literally a thumb in the eye of [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► the liberal on Paul Massey it's so wet [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► that has a moss [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► so you're saying i have some kind of [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► congenital black mold syndrome from [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► spending all those years in the basement [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► of humanity's buildings i'm saying you [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► start out and think of it as a [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► concentric circle at the mill you got [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► all the duties you agree that [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► everything's okey-dokey and let's talk [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► about chemistry whatever that means you [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► start moving on concentric circles you [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► go further and further way right get [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► somebody teaching Conrad and that people [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► put up with that you go a little further [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► you got the people intelligent bad word [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► said about Conrad see that everybody [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► agrees with that but you go a little bit [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► further out i think you get to the [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► poetry department where everything is [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► made out of feathers and memories of [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► chicken soup and let you go a little bit [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► further out and hearing the comparative [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► idea section [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► yeah everything's wet you're chained to [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► a bike rack is not a fucking ram cool [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► house and seitan mm you know I'm saying [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► you're looking across the campus at the [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► glittering towers of the the new physics [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► building right and you've got then [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► you've got constant junk divide us to [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► bring the assumptions like Brigadoon and [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► you keep all your box right next to you [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► because you don't want to have to go up [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► six stories fucking REM koolhaas put in [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► an elevator [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► thanks for a cool house with a gram he [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► touch [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► absolutely okay and what do they speak [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► is it looked and finally speak Dutch [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► no they don't speak Dutch and [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► Liechtenstein which was that was at [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► Luxembourg but well you know in [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► Luxembourg there's just a tiny tiny tiny [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► little bit of dutch ish German you know [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► that there's a there's a there's a [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► there's a there's such a thing is there [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► such a thing John really as duchess [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► German there is there's a continuum from [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► German to duck swear that if you're in [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► let's say you're in Venters bike in the [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► Netherlands you're not even trying at [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► this point and you're speaking Dutch [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► with such a German accent in inventors [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► bike that you more intelligible to the [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► Germans across the border than you are [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► to the to the Dutch say in 10 hog [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► the language is very it's a bit its I'm [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► gonna find him I'm gonna find a place [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► that sells maps and I'm gonna buy one [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► and I'm gonna I'm gonna listen to this [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► mhm and all yes I think you're thinking [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► of the valley near farfegnugen know how [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► i look at this time let's design design [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► 61.7 a square miles luxembourg a bulky [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► 998 square miles Luxembourg's got farms [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► I mean Luxembourg's a proper country [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► more than one it's a dookie let's be [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► honest right it's a teaching but but say [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► it back in the old days right yet a [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► bishop had a bishop in monster which is [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► in Germany but that Bishop was [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► responsible for for ministering to his [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► flock throughout all of what they called [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► moon stir lond which is this area that [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► encompass Germany but also part of the [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► netherlands and part of luxembourg [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► little bit of what's now belgium so this [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► Bishop was the head ecclesiastical [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► Authority but also sort of the because [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► the Big Cheese government she's doing do [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► your lush the bishop and while there [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► were several bishops of monster but you [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► could be either one [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► it was my camera mmm i'm gonna say that [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► they were all i'm going to say they were [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► well [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► oh yeah i think you could be either huh [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► IC yeah i see a political I see a [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► political religious person is frequently [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► being a dewy well sure but some of them [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► some of them were were total OSHA's I [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► mean you know you get you yet you had to [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► be a bean counter [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► mmm minutes it's like it's like the [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► Pope's write some of the popes were poor [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► total lotions the board Gia's or [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► whatever they were they were it was date [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► raped from head to toe and then I [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► appreciate the Borgias where the people [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► and analyse and now i'm pretty sure make [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► it up I think you're talking about the [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► people in the in Florence isn't the [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► Borgias you don't think there were bored [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► you Pope's who's the guy to play piano [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► that's Victor Victor uh structure port [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► or and has nothing he has nothing to do [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► with senor wences is that right [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► I don't think he does know that's a [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► difference [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► seemed like they should have worked [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► together at some point I think they were [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► both on the Dean Martin program if it's [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► Sullivan they're both mine and sultan [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► episode 15 plus they're both amusing in [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► a way that made a lot more sense to our [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► grandparents i love senor wences still [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► picture board he was a great piano [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► player he was a comedian that was that [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► was very amusing very amusing you you [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► could you be very easy a funny guy and [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► then you say oh look at piano and you [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► sit down and you dazzle your guests no [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► coward noel coward right Steve and I owe [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► yok and maybe you know quarter before [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► the horse fell on him Cole Porter's [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► yours no more than 180 I like that man [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► horse right now he said he was stuck [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► under a horse he wrote a song with a [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► horse on it [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► did you know that no I didn't know that [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► but I didn't know that his house in in [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► connecticut was for sale [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► Cole Porter's house you could buy it huh [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► it's like a regular house is like a cool [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► house no it's a cool very cool house but [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► now i'm sorry the house right that [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► generally cool house [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► yeah you know there's just so much see [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► this is this is what george orwell [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► talked about in that essay i'm just [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► saying cool house he put school in his [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► name and house in his name and now you [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► can't help but thinking of him when you [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► see an actual cool house was bullshit [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► you can I just say it's funny enough to [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► me that the people who are so obsessed [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► with these three digit numbers are the [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► duties when it's our cellos that truly [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► have the dew on them aren't playing [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► cello III III think I i I'm not sure I [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► could I couldn't Pepsi challenge even a [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► violin or viola you know but I'm just [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► saying this is partly ok this is this is [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► what the lake I talks about right this [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► is this is it all gets very confusing [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► because those guys stick together we're [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► confused in moist right this is what [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► happened to Gore because of Florida you [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► know we don't stick to our guns and I [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► just think it's a shame to have to walk [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► so far to think about ideas that's not [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► you're paying tuition like anybody else [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► right well but this this goes back to [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► all the complaining all the liberal [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► complaining which is that at the at the [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► at the core of it if you have you [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► support capitalism if you believe that [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► capitalism is the highest form of of [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► economic evolution [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► you believe the capitalism is ultimately [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► value neutral or good even even better [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► than value-neutral good if you believe [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► capitalism trends toward good then all [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► this stuff just follows from it you [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► can't you can't argue against the [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► comparative history of ideas being put [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► into a wet mop bucket at the bottom of a [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► well without without ultimately having [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► to say what have the comparative history [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► of ideas graduates ever produced in [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► terms of money that would enable us to [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► keep the lights on at this university [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► and the answer is nothing and so here's [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► your wet mop bucket [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► mhm have a peanut butter and jelly [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► sandwich and trying to get over your [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► cold if you if you believe in capitalism [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► and you believe that all things are [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► being gradually sucked into the to the [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► orbit of the black hole of capital [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► capitalist thought then you have to have [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► you have to prove have to prove with [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► some kind of bottom line what did this [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► urn us what it does make for us [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► what did this create any wealth for [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► metrics metrics and you cannot and and [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► that's the problem with us pantywaists [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► we stand and say but what about the [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► wealth of ideas and there's somebody [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► special in that voice there's someone [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► with the best classic classic lotion [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► voice yeah what about the wealth of [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► ideas and the guy with the aluminum [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► baseball bat who started a company to [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► manufacture aluminum baseball bats wax [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► you on the back of the head your back in [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► the mop bucket and life goes merrily [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► along with something something in the [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► center of campus is very fine with the [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► Erlenmeyer flask which literally have [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► numbers right on them they can count [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► they know how much is in this titration [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► whatever the fuck that means you come to [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► us we're sitting with a big free ebook [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► you go on 30 pages and they say what [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► does that literally even mean right does [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► it literally what does it literally mean [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► you know and they want to look at thirty [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► percent of pie graph and you know i'm [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► looking at this book it's a pretty big [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► book and they say they say that well [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► what is the value that please get back [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► in your mop bucket getting your mop [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► bucket boy that i have this experience [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► every time I go to a professional sports [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► game witches instead it's a wednesday [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► afternoon [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► I'm sitting them in the Mariners stadium [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► watching a baseball game and I look [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► around and if the team is doing well if [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► the team's even doing it passably well I [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► mean the Mariners never really do well [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► but if they're doing passably well I [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► look around it's three o'clock in the [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► afternoon on Wednesday and there's [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► 40,000 people in the stadium and I think [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► what was the last time there was a rock [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► concert in this town that had 40,000 [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► people at it in the middle of the day in [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► the middle of the day on a wednesday and [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► the answer is well Kenny Chesney is the [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► last time that that happened and then I [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► ask it again [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► Kenny Chesney not a rock artist was the [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► last rock concert that had 40,000 people [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► in the middle of Seattle and in all [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► honesty i think the last time that [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► happened was well maybe you too but [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► before that it was the rolling stones of [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► the kingdom in 1975 I was gonna say [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► pearl jam i can see Pearl Jam or seven [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► minutes sound is the Pearl Jam drawing a [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► bunch of people in the middle of the day [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► at the height of their powers perhaps [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► business program station on satellite [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► radio [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► did you know that i'm sure there is a [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► priest ringing I'll bring Bruce [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► Springsteen Elvis Grateful Dead Pearl [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► Jam has their own station on a satellite [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► think the program's put out 10 10 [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► think the program's put out 10 10 [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► albums or something I mean you could you [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► could play you can have a pearl jam [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► radio station that never played the same [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► song to thank you think they're out in [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► 1000 was at their second album the [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► second i was ten worst album the first [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► up was 10 [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► yeah let me down hits the bull bear bear [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► breathe i don't know i don't like saying [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► that but just sometimes we'll just be [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► driving around go [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► I mean yo son I don't not happy doing [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► that but it just comes out i think they [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► could probably do it [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► the other question Jon I know you don't [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► have a job you I mean you have a job of [TS]