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00:00:15   number 107 before christmas 2013 we are [TS]

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00:00:25   it's just before christmas and i gotta [TS]

00:00:28   say we have completely exhausted our [TS]

00:00:30   holiday topic to holiday episodes in a [TS]

00:00:32   row and I don't think there's really [TS]

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00:00:35   holiday so we're going to move on and [TS]

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00:01:03   and now another adventure across time [TS]

00:01:05   and space from the cosmic files of [TS]

00:01:07   Nikola Tesla these are the two-fisted [TS]

00:01:10   tales of Tesla [TS]

00:01:18   tonight's episode who many tests was [TS]

00:01:24   what fun [TS]

00:01:28   I'm sure where the last people the [TS]

00:01:29   clockwork Zeppelin's expected to run [TS]

00:01:31   into on cestus 3 too bad they all have [TS]

00:01:34   to go down in flames [TS]

00:01:36   yes what is it what's wrong [TS]

00:01:41   nothing it's just never mind it's almost [TS]

00:01:47   Christmas [TS]

00:01:47   how can you be sad that that's a whole [TS]

00:01:51   other kettle of psychology Nick but [TS]

00:01:53   that's just it [TS]

00:01:55   how can it be almost Christmas or [TS]

00:01:57   unstuck in time thanks to the translator [TS]

00:02:00   when I found by chronological order but [TS]

00:02:03   thought that's why it's even more [TS]

00:02:05   important to maintain a sense of order [TS]

00:02:08   why do you think I keep a calendar on [TS]

00:02:10   the wall there as a joke as a reminder [TS]

00:02:13   of where I am today [TS]

00:02:14   december 21st you haven't changed in [TS]

00:02:18   weeks [TS]

00:02:18   the day is still young now this sadness [TS]

00:02:22   you're talking about are thinking about [TS]

00:02:24   family gets nothing [TS]

00:02:29   what's going on [TS]

00:02:32   I jobs [TS]

00:02:33   I don't know [TS]

00:02:36   well we seem to have stopped what [TS]

00:02:42   happened he didn't touch any of the [TS]

00:02:45   switches did you feel the way the ship [TS]

00:02:47   packed it was almost as if we all [TS]

00:02:50   grabbed by some sort of for stronger [TS]

00:02:52   than a test later is Magneto impulsive [TS]

00:02:54   coils easy for you to say that's all [TS]

00:03:00   what's odd the lights on the console [TS]

00:03:03   they're different somehow [TS]

00:03:05   how can that be i'm not sure and look [TS]

00:03:09   the screen is blank but we've clearly [TS]

00:03:11   stopped moving [TS]

00:03:13   wherever we are there we go there's [TS]

00:03:17   oxygen out there shall we after you why [TS]

00:03:23   this is just an ordinary living room a [TS]

00:03:26   hotel room I think [TS]

00:03:28   look at the door room rates floor map [TS]

00:03:33   yes I think you're right Nick at least [TS]

00:03:37   ours to start ahead and look a calendar [TS]

00:03:40   on the wall looks like today's December [TS]

00:03:43   twentieth we've gone backwards know [TS]

00:03:47   we've simply landed somewhere where it's [TS]

00:03:50   December twentieth nineteen thirty-four [TS]

00:03:53   i'm going to guess New York City [TS]

00:03:56   why do you say that the stationary new [TS]

00:04:00   york hotel of course of course Nick yes [TS]

00:04:07   thought what is it [TS]

00:04:08   it did you close the tessellated or [TS]

00:04:12   no how cannot be you open the door and [TS]

00:04:17   there's still a closed-door there [TS]

00:04:19   yes thought I could see that I'm right [TS]

00:04:20   here what are you doing I'm going in [TS]

00:04:25   Nick are you sure that's safe only one [TS]

00:04:28   way to find out [TS]

00:04:31   well everything looks all the right [TS]

00:04:34   except yes what is it today [TS]

00:04:38   seriously I have no idea on the calendar [TS]

00:04:43   our calendar what date was on it [TS]

00:04:45   Oh December 21st you there [TS]

00:04:52   Nick what are you doing I'm sorry his is [TS]

00:04:55   this your room [TS]

00:04:56   I was just step away from the death [TS]

00:04:59   later [TS]

00:04:59   excuse me step away from the temple [TS]

00:05:03   later i do you know what that is [TS]

00:05:06   how do you know what this doctor I'm [TS]

00:05:10   sorry doctor I don't know how she got in [TS]

00:05:12   here is that you [TS]

00:05:13   that's quite all right miss Virginia I [TS]

00:05:16   have my suspicions [TS]

00:05:17   don't you recognize me i'm sorry mr. i [TS]

00:05:22   know you [TS]

00:05:28   so curious if I didn't flip the calendar [TS]

00:05:32   from december twenty first then why does [TS]

00:05:36   it say April 30 [TS]

00:05:40   what's that [TS]

00:05:42   what in the blue blazes who are you and [TS]

00:05:45   where did you come from [TS]

00:05:47   I'd ask you the same question but I [TS]

00:05:50   think I already know the answer why [TS]

00:05:53   professor he looks just like you on the [TS]

00:05:56   younger talk dr. he even sounds like you [TS]

00:05:59   oh he doesn't that Eileen why do you [TS]

00:06:02   suppose that is [TS]

00:06:03   you mean is that you too fascinating [TS]

00:06:07   indeed which leaves only two questions [TS]

00:06:11   how why and how true mr. tales of Tesla [TS]

00:06:18   will return after a word from our [TS]

00:06:20   sponsor ladies are you looking for the [TS]

00:06:26   right drink for your parties gatherings [TS]

00:06:28   get-togethers and weddings and why not [TS]

00:06:30   do is the house froze in the old country [TS]

00:06:32   do and pour out at all cool Stein of [TS]

00:06:35   Lohengrin that's right [TS]

00:06:39   lohengrin beer made from the finest [TS]

00:06:41   Austrian hops on german wheat break out [TS]

00:06:43   the brats and kraut and serve up a taste [TS]

00:06:45   of old dusseldorf today [TS]

00:06:48   here comes the beer Lohengrin beard [TS]

00:06:51   Osgood yah yah set a good friend and [TS]

00:06:57   buried with low and green beer today not [TS]

00:07:01   gonna be yeah i'm not sure who you are [TS]

00:07:07   miss sochi China catania but I'm no [TS]

00:07:11   threat to you I promise I'm sure of that [TS]

00:07:14   opalina polystar there's no need for [TS]

00:07:18   guns [TS]

00:07:19   how can you be so sure doctor because I [TS]

00:07:23   suspect she's shall we say quite like [TS]

00:07:27   you [TS]

00:07:27   I beg your pardon this mouse is nothing [TS]

00:07:30   like me house my dear how could she [TS]

00:07:33   possibly know what a test later is if [TS]

00:07:36   she hadn't traveled in one herself [TS]

00:07:37   exactly which makes me think there is [TS]

00:07:42   another test later around here somewhere [TS]

00:07:44   I suppose but i only see the one unless [TS]

00:07:48   that was have the dog up closed [TS]

00:07:52   what do you mean I stepped out of the [TS]

00:07:54   tests later and when I turned her [TS]

00:07:56   out the door was closed when the door [TS]

00:07:58   opened again there was an another closed [TS]

00:08:01   door behind it fascinating [TS]

00:08:03   so in other words you start this device [TS]

00:08:07   from dr. test light some point in his [TS]

00:08:09   future [TS]

00:08:09   now i must admit that's not implausible [TS]

00:08:12   not very likely but not implausible [TS]

00:08:15   I did no such thing all things being [TS]

00:08:18   equal I think I shall hold on for my [TS]

00:08:21   gotten thank you very much [TS]

00:08:23   Oh Nick [TS]

00:08:27   so what you're saying is something jerk [TS]

00:08:29   to out of your normal flight path and [TS]

00:08:31   brought you here exactly you're just [TS]

00:08:34   repeating what I said I'm trying to [TS]

00:08:36   understand the implications of this it [TS]

00:08:39   means there's a tractor beam of [TS]

00:08:42   unbelievable powers somewhere out there [TS]

00:08:44   but that's impossible [TS]

00:08:46   I'm sorry I'm getting dizzy it's all [TS]

00:08:49   right Eileen this is what we call a dime [TS]

00:08:53   buried on but because there are a pair [TS]

00:08:56   of us [TS]

00:08:57   whatever you say professor dr. me as I [TS]

00:09:03   was saying it's quite impossible [TS]

00:09:05   no one here is that kind of technology [TS]

00:09:06   where is here anyway [TS]

00:09:09   New York City the symbol of 1934 no one [TS]

00:09:13   even has that kind of power december but [TS]

00:09:16   the calendar over there says jun 26 jun [TS]

00:09:20   but it's it April moments ago there is [TS]

00:09:24   only one person here with that kind of [TS]

00:09:26   power equal or more precisely do people [TS]

00:09:31   or three [TS]

00:09:34   this is just weird well the test later [TS]

00:09:37   sure but I had nothing to do with this [TS]

00:09:39   you may not have had two huh [TS]

00:09:43   she's the failsafe activated what [TS]

00:09:45   failsafe I was certain it was unless [TS]

00:09:49   let's take a look under the proverbial [TS]

00:09:52   with my friend a paradox is better than [TS]

00:09:55   1 a 0 a paradox [TS]

00:09:59   I don't get it [TS]

00:10:05   that can't be what is it [TS]

00:10:09   there is no failsafe mechanism that [TS]

00:10:11   can't be [TS]

00:10:12   I just said that how can it be missing [TS]

00:10:15   if it was never there to begin with [TS]

00:10:17   that's it what are you talking about [TS]

00:10:19   professor dr. the missing lights on my [TS]

00:10:22   test later console that's where the [TS]

00:10:24   failsafe would have been unless I miss [TS]

00:10:26   my guess it means that somewhere along [TS]

00:10:28   the line I forgot something I should [TS]

00:10:30   have remembered which I may not have [TS]

00:10:32   known then but i will have learned later [TS]

00:10:34   before [TS]

00:10:35   oh sure put it that way huh what's your [TS]

00:10:41   name again [TS]

00:10:42   Eileen come on Eileen how I swear [TS]

00:10:46   what I mean is at this moment everything [TS]

00:10:48   is folding in on old just come with me [TS]

00:10:53   I don't believe dr. this is a case for [TS]

00:10:58   Occam's razor paulista shop thinking man [TS]

00:11:01   nick she couldn't have been in that room [TS]

00:11:03   as it is still locked from the inside [TS]

00:11:05   she wasn't in the other room as we were [TS]

00:11:07   there and she didn't sneak in the front [TS]

00:11:10   door as it is still triple locked and [TS]

00:11:12   chained this leaves one possible way [TS]

00:11:14   into this room via test later yet she [TS]

00:11:17   was not traveling with us therefore [TS]

00:11:18   there must be another Desolator if it [TS]

00:11:21   with another crowd here somewhere if i'm [TS]

00:11:24   not mistaken but why you put down that [TS]

00:11:26   gun thought Nick was your new friend [TS]

00:11:30   would you believe another companion i [TS]

00:11:33   certainly would I resemble that comment [TS]

00:11:36   sir this is quite impossible quite [TS]

00:11:38   impossible is my middle name [TS]

00:11:41   I thought you didn't have a middle name [TS]

00:11:42   required is fun [TS]

00:11:44   wow so if there's another companion that [TS]

00:11:48   means wait for me me mi me [TS]

00:11:53   oh boy but Nick there's only one Tess [TS]

00:11:56   later there how is this possible [TS]

00:11:59   are you sure that i only see the one it [TS]

00:12:03   appears to be one test later yes but [TS]

00:12:06   there are by my rough calculation at [TS]

00:12:08   least three tests laters sharing a [TS]

00:12:10   single point in space and time I quality [TS]

00:12:13   Louie precisely [TS]

00:12:16   jinkies how is that even possible the [TS]

00:12:19   failsafe mechanism is missing for my [TS]

00:12:21   future sex machine and possibly from my [TS]

00:12:24   own the missing lights precisely thought [TS]

00:12:26   what are you talking about [TS]

00:12:28   there is a fail-safe mechanism built [TS]

00:12:30   into the test later to prevent it from [TS]

00:12:32   distorting the gravitational field and [TS]

00:12:34   pulling multiple tests laters into the [TS]

00:12:36   same quantum superposition at the same [TS]

00:12:39   moment in time which is what seems to [TS]

00:12:41   have happened here because neither of [TS]

00:12:44   your test laters appear to have this [TS]

00:12:46   mechanism although they did that one [TS]

00:12:48   time I believe so [TS]

00:12:50   yes which means our machines are the r [TS]

00:12:52   and soon our brains will be adjusting to [TS]

00:12:55   a new and distort the timestream don't [TS]

00:12:57   you lighten up here [TS]

00:12:58   yeah I stopped trying to follow along in [TS]

00:13:01   such close proximity could be [TS]

00:13:03   devastating if the fields will be in [TS]

00:13:05   exactly the wrong moment it would be [TS]

00:13:07   catastrophic for New York City for the [TS]

00:13:10   entire planets how so there might not be [TS]

00:13:13   a man left after the herd of course so [TS]

00:13:17   what do we do Nick fart escalators are [TS]

00:13:20   missing the failsafe and his never had [TS]

00:13:23   one [TS]

00:13:23   an excellent question thought it's [TS]

00:13:25   obvious we must figure out how many [TS]

00:13:27   passes laters are here and which one of [TS]

00:13:30   them set off this magnetic cascade but [TS]

00:13:33   how [TS]

00:13:33   let me to it i can break through all the [TS]

00:13:35   doors brave words don ameche amici how [TS]

00:13:42   that name rings about bold the answer [TS]

00:13:45   it's none of us are supposed to be here [TS]

00:13:47   right about everything looks like [TS]

00:13:50   Bonamici who the chins all wrong [TS]

00:13:53   now where were we right breaking down [TS]

00:13:56   doors hold that me don't need to break [TS]

00:13:59   anything [TS]

00:14:00   what museums i still have it is here it [TS]

00:14:03   is [TS]

00:14:04   what on earth is that a Tesla coil in [TS]

00:14:07   your pocket or I'm happy to see that i [TS]

00:14:10   never thought i'd get it to work at that [TS]

00:14:12   scale you're a few years away yet but [TS]

00:14:14   you'll master it now [TS]

00:14:18   not what did you say the date was the [TS]

00:14:22   calendar is right there neck December [TS]

00:14:25   1934 1934 of course [TS]

00:14:30   look the locked room [TS]

00:14:34   hold it right there my god how could it [TS]

00:14:41   be [TS]

00:14:42   nick who is that I'll give you one guess [TS]

00:14:46   it is i thought don't you recognize me [TS]

00:14:51   dr. Nikola Tesla you have got to be [TS]

00:14:55   kidding me [TS]

00:14:56   what is the meaning of all this you may [TS]

00:14:59   be wondering why I've called you here [TS]

00:15:02   today [TS]

00:15:04   you did this but you are the oldest of [TS]

00:15:06   us all [TS]

00:15:07   surely you know better surely i do young [TS]

00:15:10   man think about it time and place must [TS]

00:15:14   have something to do with it [TS]

00:15:16   nineteen thirty-four the year I built [TS]

00:15:19   the first working Tesla later [TS]

00:15:21   yes go on wait it's December but what [TS]

00:15:26   days this December twentieth I thought [TS]

00:15:29   so what time [TS]

00:15:31   what's so important about the time [TS]

00:15:32   seriously how long have you been [TS]

00:15:34   traveling with your neck [TS]

00:15:36   it's one thirty in the afternoon i can't [TS]

00:15:39   remember where I was that day but i [TS]

00:15:40   suspect i may still be at lunch [TS]

00:15:43   yes that's hist yes now for the rest of [TS]

00:15:49   us non Tesla's in the room at precisely [TS]

00:15:52   3pm today i will make the first test of [TS]

00:15:56   the test later of course but there is no [TS]

00:15:59   protective mechanism no feel safe to [TS]

00:16:03   prevent a quantum superfluity from [TS]

00:16:05   destroying when whatever point in time [TS]

00:16:08   and space where we land [TS]

00:16:10   so all of our tests laters are in the [TS]

00:16:14   same position as the original very good [TS]

00:16:17   dots [TS]

00:16:18   I know you grasp this idea we must [TS]

00:16:20   install a fail-safe into the original [TS]

00:16:23   machine and by installing it there it [TS]

00:16:26   will appear in our only [TS]

00:16:27   jeans and then test the prime there [TS]

00:16:29   won't have to turn it off to land here [TS]

00:16:31   how did you know that's what I did it [TS]

00:16:34   was the only way once you landed the [TS]

00:16:37   mechanism vanished from your machine but [TS]

00:16:39   you wouldn't have been able to land [TS]

00:16:41   without the activating it to begin with [TS]

00:16:42   he said just me or is anyone else [TS]

00:16:45   getting a headache that's would be the [TS]

00:16:47   effects of the timestream influx now i'm [TS]

00:16:51   pretty sure it's from all you paradox [TS]

00:16:53   come on men let's get to work i'll use [TS]

00:16:56   the pocket coil to detect the original [TS]

00:16:58   machine from all these des laters [TS]

00:17:03   we're in younger me although me [TS]

00:17:08   let's get to work so it's good to see [TS]

00:17:14   you again all of you I didn't know you [TS]

00:17:17   had so many traveling companions neither [TS]

00:17:19   did I he lay these with all the time in [TS]

00:17:24   the world as it were [TS]

00:17:26   I've had many many friends with which to [TS]

00:17:28   travel [TS]

00:17:30   looks to me like you've gotta type all [TS]

00:17:33   thought it was not always so I still [TS]

00:17:37   have fun memories of Castle my mute in [TS]

00:17:40   with companion all he was a brave one he [TS]

00:17:44   was big in quiet but handy in the [TS]

00:17:47   occasional scrape with ruffians alas he [TS]

00:17:50   missed his home and wanted to return [TS]

00:17:52   still for all that he was rather low [TS]

00:17:56   maintenance [TS]

00:17:58   that's a good sign quick ladies into the [TS]

00:18:02   test laters your time signature Wilkie [TS]

00:18:05   you to the proper machine for your time [TS]

00:18:07   stream [TS]

00:18:08   how do you know that better not to ask [TS]

00:18:10   dot now hurry or you'll be trapped here [TS]

00:18:13   go up [TS]

00:18:15   come on Eileen why does everyone think [TS]

00:18:18   it was so lovely to see the three of you [TS]

00:18:25   one last [TS]

00:18:34   ah there you are my sweet soon we shall [TS]

00:18:47   take you on a test run [TS]

00:18:49   what's that what is this light doing [TS]

00:18:53   here and look at notes that looks like [TS]

00:18:57   my handwriting but how [TS]

00:19:06   so dot where were we [TS]

00:19:11   just another adventure in space and time [TS]

00:19:13   and you were depressed you are thinking [TS]

00:19:16   of time [TS]

00:19:17   no it was family yes my mother I thought [TS]

00:19:23   your mother had oh yes yes it was all so [TS]

00:19:29   sudden I was on my way home and never [TS]

00:19:34   mind anyway wasn't that cheating wasn't [TS]

00:19:38   what she doing [TS]

00:19:39   fixing something that you didn't know is [TS]

00:19:41   broken then remembering not to do the [TS]

00:19:44   thing that showed you that you needed to [TS]

00:19:46   fix it [TS]

00:19:47   wow you paid closer attention to all [TS]

00:19:50   that I did so it's cheating [TS]

00:19:52   it's bending the rules a little bit but [TS]

00:19:55   that's alright when you have all of [TS]

00:19:57   space and time with which to play now [TS]

00:20:00   Family your mother [TS]

00:20:03   it must be Christmas somewhere right now [TS]

00:20:06   where would you like to go Nick I [TS]

00:20:10   couldn't you can and you shall we can't [TS]

00:20:15   change anything [TS]

00:20:16   we don't have to we just have to say [TS]

00:20:20   happy holidays [TS]

00:20:22   that's enough yes well thought i would [TS]

00:20:28   like to go home before [TS]

00:20:31   yes before and to all a good night [TS]

00:20:40   this has been another of the two-fisted [TS]

00:20:46   tales of haha [TS]

00:20:54   this is the Gotham cigarettes news [TS]

00:20:59   roundup and now the man with the news [TS]

00:21:01   Carl Phillips Dateline Bedford Falls New [TS]

00:21:04   York police are seeking the whereabouts [TS]

00:21:06   of a resident one George Bailey [TS]

00:21:08   originally found wandering the bridge [TS]

00:21:10   late last night man collapsed amid [TS]

00:21:12   complaints of the tintinnabulation of [TS]

00:21:14   bells bells bells bells as he was loaded [TS]

00:21:17   into an ambulance he shouted I want to [TS]

00:21:19   live upon arrival at the seneca county [TS]

00:21:22   hospital [TS]

00:21:23   the ambulance was found empty as if he'd [TS]

00:21:25   never been there [TS]

00:21:26   de ligne Baraboo Wisconsin 84 year old [TS]

00:21:29   grandmother city Malloy was trampled and [TS]

00:21:31   struck dead by a runaway reindeer in the [TS]

00:21:33   eating under block of north decatur [TS]

00:21:35   street reached for comment both her [TS]

00:21:37   husband and her grandson wondered if [TS]

00:21:39   this story could be turned into a [TS]

00:21:40   holiday novelty song in her memory for [TS]

00:21:42   fun and profit deadline North Pole Santa [TS]

00:21:48   class is preparing are we really doing [TS]

00:21:51   this [TS]

00:21:52   yeah i know i'm on the effort but this [TS]

00:21:54   is a news program 57 class is preparing [TS]

00:22:00   for his annual philanthropic tour [TS]

00:22:02   bringing gifts to all the good little [TS]

00:22:03   boys and girls [TS]

00:22:05   weather looks good for an early [TS]

00:22:06   departure will continue to bring you [TS]

00:22:08   updates as events warrant not this is [TS]

00:22:13   Carl Phillips for the gotham cigarettes [TS]

00:22:14   news roundup with this handy reminder to [TS]

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00:23:37   foot or wasn't there are things that [TS]

00:23:40   make you afraid of the dark things that [TS]

00:23:43   make you go jump in the night [TS]

00:23:44   look in the road up a hit that fork [TS]

00:23:47   that's spooky twist [TS]

00:23:51   go get em girls this is a roller derby [TS]

00:23:53   it's war and you're not taking any [TS]

00:23:55   prisoners you hear me [TS]

00:23:57   e [TS]

00:23:58   this is nikki Meredith retired from the [TS]

00:24:00   job he hardly recalls who once a week [TS]

00:24:03   takes on the toughest job of his life [TS]

00:24:06   volunteer coach of the women's roller [TS]

00:24:08   derby team don't back down get into [TS]

00:24:11   Crouch cold girls [TS]

00:24:19   yeah and this is roxy pressure [TS]

00:24:22   nay Bernadette cardiff the best derby [TS]

00:24:25   girl on Maple Street may be anywhere who [TS]

00:24:28   will soon learn the trying to be the [TS]

00:24:30   best at anything carries its own special [TS]

00:24:32   risks enroute to the spooky twist [TS]

00:24:37   you're listening to the spooky twist [TS]

00:24:40   brought to you by cornet blue disposable [TS]

00:24:43   facial tissues [TS]

00:24:44   don't blow it blew it with cornet blue [TS]

00:24:46   at now but spooky twist [TS]

00:24:51   jaben wheels tonight racks good social a [TS]

00:24:55   nothing to coach just doing what comes [TS]

00:24:57   natural ack i gotta shave you're one of [TS]

00:25:01   the best catch up here one of but not [TS]

00:25:05   the hyrax don't take it like that he was [TS]

00:25:08   the best actor right now by far right [TS]

00:25:11   now by far [TS]

00:25:13   let me guess mag [TS]

00:25:15   yo honey management own was in a class [TS]

00:25:18   by herself she was back in the day when [TS]

00:25:20   they didn't even use a deus names to [TS]

00:25:22   roll if it weren't for Mary I know I [TS]

00:25:25   know this game wouldn't be what it is [TS]

00:25:27   today but it's usually one actor rolling [TS]

00:25:29   my career's closures become like to [TS]

00:25:32   think i'm closer [TS]

00:25:34   that's the spirit Kid and I'm gonna go [TS]

00:25:37   lock up but you want to keep at it [TS]

00:25:39   go right ahead years time thanks Nikki [TS]

00:25:43   you bet girl the perfect turns the [TS]

00:25:47   perfect hit you see that tonight and [TS]

00:25:50   what do I get mags milou mags Malone [TS]

00:25:54   every time I turn around its mags alone [TS]

00:25:57   fine I get it universe mags great but [TS]

00:26:03   she's been dead and gone 15 years now [TS]

00:26:06   not that you'd know it from all the talk [TS]

00:26:09   well you know what I'm sick of it sick [TS]

00:26:11   of it you hear me mags milonas dead yeah [TS]

00:26:15   me dead and buried in the ground on the [TS]

00:26:19   best derby girl on Maple Street you hear [TS]

00:26:21   me me Bernie cardiff and God is my [TS]

00:26:24   witness of mags were alive and in this [TS]

00:26:26   room I can beat her [TS]

00:26:27   I could be a one-on-one how boy I would [TS]

00:26:30   give anything anything to face off [TS]

00:26:33   against her [TS]

00:26:34   paging Maggie Malone magnum alone report [TS]

00:26:39   tomorrow in rollerdome maple street [TS]

00:26:40   boston another one [TS]

00:26:43   alright I'll show what's what I would [TS]

00:26:47   you rang [TS]

00:26:48   cat got your tongue kid but what is this [TS]

00:26:54   hey you're the one who called me mags [TS]

00:26:57   Malone in the flesh but Bo dead [TS]

00:27:02   yes I suppose I am but legends don't die [TS]

00:27:05   Bernadette Roxy right [TS]

00:27:08   she called use fake names now it's Who I [TS]

00:27:10   am when I'm out here Bernie cardiff [TS]

00:27:12   that's a liar cop or an account the guys [TS]

00:27:15   name [TS]

00:27:16   Bernadette was also a saint well then I [TS]

00:27:18   really ain't no Bernadette you get my [TS]

00:27:21   meaning ride racks and racks it crush [TS]

00:27:25   she's beautiful dangerous she doesn't [TS]

00:27:28   take nothin from no one you know I'm [TS]

00:27:31   sure she doesn't but i'm also here for [TS]

00:27:34   Bernadette why are you here at all [TS]

00:27:36   you're dead and buried ancient legends [TS]

00:27:39   never die Roxy legends live on give us [TS]

00:27:42   something to yearn for something to [TS]

00:27:44   challenge it's why we're here [TS]

00:27:46   here's that kool match what i did make [TS]

00:27:49   it better outcome I don't need this I [TS]

00:27:51   just practice my heart out [TS]

00:27:54   you need legends we all do yeah well [TS]

00:27:57   your time is up [TS]

00:27:59   time for a new Legend on Maple Street [TS]

00:28:00   know we'll see about that [TS]

00:28:03   what do you mean I thought you wanted to [TS]

00:28:05   roll against me what you give anything [TS]

00:28:09   anything to meet me out there right you [TS]

00:28:12   did say that [TS]

00:28:13   yeah but [TS]

00:28:15   but this isn't real is it as real as [TS]

00:28:18   wheels on concrete darlin [TS]

00:28:20   this can't be but what if it is alright [TS]

00:28:24   Your Honor I guess now about the stakes [TS]

00:28:29   stakes something to make it more [TS]

00:28:31   interesting make my long journey back [TS]

00:28:33   here worthwhile got to have some steaks [TS]

00:28:35   I suppose [TS]

00:28:37   let's say I got about 50 bucks here [TS]

00:28:41   well he's what am I going to do with [TS]

00:28:43   money well alright you tell me what are [TS]

00:28:47   the stakes life-and-death you beat me [TS]

00:28:50   you live you lose your roll off into the [TS]

00:28:53   sunset [TS]

00:28:54   that's not so bad that's poetic talk for [TS]

00:28:57   you die o.o and now a word from the [TS]

00:29:04   sponsor of the spooky twist still using [TS]

00:29:10   a handkerchief this winter season is [TS]

00:29:11   that a cold or flu in your pocket or are [TS]

00:29:13   you just the more you use a single [TS]

00:29:15   handkerchief the more you run the risk [TS]

00:29:17   of spreading germs wherever you try [TS]

00:29:20   cordon bleu disposable facial tissues [TS]

00:29:22   today extra-strong 2-ply tissues will [TS]

00:29:24   stand up to all the huffing and puffing [TS]

00:29:26   you've got ass cornet player Jerry aims [TS]

00:29:30   to put cornet blue to the test single [TS]

00:29:32   tissue has been drenched with water and [TS]

00:29:33   attached to the end of Jerry's horn are [TS]

00:29:35   you ready Jerry blow the man down [TS]

00:29:42   he's still playing folks in that corner [TS]

00:29:44   blues possible facial tissue is holding [TS]

00:29:46   on [TS]

00:29:46   good work Jerry still remember folks [TS]

00:29:48   it's strong enough for the brass it's [TS]

00:29:50   strong enough for you don't blow it blew [TS]

00:29:53   it with cornet blue and now we return to [TS]

00:29:58   the spooky twist well what's it going to [TS]

00:30:03   be [TS]

00:30:03   I'm thinking I'm thinking I didn't [TS]

00:30:07   really mean to you know your kind hardly [TS]

00:30:09   ever does mean to you now wait just a [TS]

00:30:12   minute it's all hot air big talk from [TS]

00:30:14   big dreamers but when the Heat's on you [TS]

00:30:16   fold like an origami swan you're not [TS]

00:30:18   even real I'm real all right as far as [TS]

00:30:21   you're concerned I'm still the best and [TS]

00:30:23   i'll always be the best you were the [TS]

00:30:26   best you'll never get the job done with [TS]

00:30:27   your mouth kid watch me do we have a [TS]

00:30:29   match yeah [TS]

00:30:40   you got knocked down [TS]

00:30:45   takes more than Moxie to win this time I [TS]

00:30:50   got all the time in the world kid up on [TS]

00:30:53   your wheels let's go [TS]

00:30:55   what's going on here max it's okay Nikki [TS]

00:31:00   just taking a little one-on-one down [TS]

00:31:02   here you wouldn't believe me [TS]

00:31:08   what's the matter thought you think you [TS]

00:31:11   had a screw loose [TS]

00:31:20   nice move you got lucky I got lucky I [TS]

00:31:26   got skill lady I got years and years of [TS]

00:31:30   practice built up in these bones [TS]

00:31:32   oh is that all do you know how long I've [TS]

00:31:35   spent in here rolling and practicing I [TS]

00:31:38   made a deal with Nikki dad to stay late [TS]

00:31:41   and practice whenever I want and I [TS]

00:31:43   always want [TS]

00:31:45   yes but where did you get to live Roxy [TS]

00:31:48   Bernadette I may have practice and I may [TS]

00:31:51   have been the best but I took the time [TS]

00:31:53   to live too [TS]

00:31:54   I've been to places where they've never [TS]

00:31:56   even heard of roller derby I've made [TS]

00:31:58   love climb mountains rebuilt carburetors [TS]

00:32:02   shot carabao what have you done with [TS]

00:32:04   your life have become the best at this [TS]

00:32:07   now get up and let's finish [TS]

00:32:13   it's not too late too late for what to [TS]

00:32:16   give him to stop [TS]

00:32:18   oh I bet you'd love that i give up keep [TS]

00:32:21   the crowd I know how this works [TS]

00:32:23   who's hot and now i'm sorry i'm required [TS]

00:32:26   that you love it if I quit wouldn't you [TS]

00:32:29   I know you won't believe me but I want [TS]

00:32:31   you to watch this show you my stars [TS]

00:32:39   it can't be Jackie moon [TS]

00:32:42   yeah you saw that right Nicky you saw [TS]

00:32:47   that I don't know if I can believe my [TS]

00:32:50   eyes kid [TS]

00:32:51   yes you can Nikki that's maximum lying [TS]

00:32:55   there in a pile of tin cans i put it [TS]

00:32:57   there keep so even that old bag of [TS]

00:32:59   cheeky they're saying I beat you didn't [TS]

00:33:03   I you won fair and square Bernadette and [TS]

00:33:06   name's Roxy crush' and now i'm free you [TS]

00:33:11   see now you're the best and people like [TS]

00:33:13   you [TS]

00:33:14   they're always going to need a best the [TS]

00:33:16   best they're going to call out for [TS]

00:33:18   legend to come down to earth and face [TS]

00:33:19   them they'd give anything anything to be [TS]

00:33:22   the best and now now they're going to [TS]

00:33:25   have to face you [TS]

00:33:27   what do you mean just wait you'll see [TS]

00:33:30   wait is check it this is a bag full of [TS]

00:33:32   Christmas presents are you sure [TS]

00:33:36   yes but when i reach inside there's [TS]

00:33:39   nothing the plants she to Bernadette let [TS]

00:33:43   me see that all i can find in here are [TS]

00:33:47   10 cans [TS]

00:33:48   there's a reason for that do you [TS]

00:33:50   remember what you did before you retired [TS]

00:33:53   Nick why is sure [TS]

00:33:55   hey I was a delivery man I think I [TS]

00:33:58   suppose you could put it that way you [TS]

00:34:01   don't mean watch you were the delivery [TS]

00:34:04   man [TS]

00:34:04   st. Nicholas paging Bernie that card for [TS]

00:34:08   that part of please report to smell [TS]

00:34:09   skate city evansville indiana she-witch [TS]

00:34:15   go [TS]

00:34:16   evansville indiana which you listening [TS]

00:34:18   military up you've got a long night [TS]

00:34:20   ahead of you [TS]

00:34:21   yeah I guess you with dad by the way you [TS]

00:34:24   wouldn't happen to know a suicidal [TS]

00:34:25   trumpet player [TS]

00:34:31   miss Bernadette cardiff became legend by [TS]

00:34:35   beating one but it was found that being [TS]

00:34:37   the best at anything means proving it [TS]

00:34:39   again and again and mr. Nicki Meredith [TS]

00:34:43   may Nicholas of Myra Nicholas the [TS]

00:34:46   wonder-worker dare i say center gloss [TS]

00:34:49   man reborn by remembering the joy in his [TS]

00:34:52   presence as for mrs. Maggie Malone she's [TS]

00:34:56   taking a well-earned vacation for the [TS]

00:34:58   first time in forever and that was the [TS]

00:35:03   spooky twist you ever listening to gifts [TS]

00:35:08   of the Maggie by Norton oberlin on the [TS]

00:35:10   spooky twist brought to you by cornet [TS]

00:35:13   blue disposable facial tissues goodnight [TS]

00:35:16   and good health [TS]

00:35:23   is your officer waiting room lacking a [TS]

00:35:26   pleasing oral atmosphere are your days [TS]

00:35:29   devoid of musical entertainment [TS]

00:35:32   look no further friend Kleinman's house [TS]

00:35:35   of music is here to handle your [TS]

00:35:37   nondescript anonymous music needs you [TS]

00:35:41   may be thinking what would i need with [TS]

00:35:44   soothing anonymous music you might be [TS]

00:35:47   surprised are you say our dentist [TS]

00:35:52   what do the patients in your waiting [TS]

00:35:54   room here as they sit dreading their [TS]

00:35:57   appointment I don't know that this but [TS]

00:36:05   dear your apps yes I could live with it [TS]

00:36:09   come on here now let's see what happens [TS]

00:36:13   with a little of that Kleinman's magic [TS]

00:36:15   in the background [TS]

00:36:19   say honey I can't wait until it's my [TS]

00:36:21   turn that abscess isn't gonna heal [TS]

00:36:23   itself [TS]

00:36:24   that's nice dear four out of five [TS]

00:36:27   dentists surveyed recommend Kleinman's [TS]

00:36:30   house of music for their patients who [TS]

00:36:32   are nervous [TS]

00:36:33   don't test your patience try some [TS]

00:36:36   soothing anonymous music from Kleinman's [TS]

00:36:39   today [TS]

00:36:45   that was the shot that killed Paul [TS]

00:36:50   citroën he died in a sewer in via [TS]

00:36:54   perhaps that was the shot [TS]

00:36:58   there we go now there will be yes it was [TS]

00:37:06   a gunshot in a sewer beneath Vienna that [TS]

00:37:08   was the end of Paul citroën but it was [TS]

00:37:12   not the beginning like a cat he had many [TS]

00:37:15   lives and illustrious sheen and I can [TS]

00:37:19   recount them all how can that be very [TS]

00:37:23   simple because my name is Paul citroën [TS]

00:37:29   guy van Straten recreate his famous role [TS]

00:37:38   as Paul citro in the confidence man [TS]

00:37:41   tonight's episode no room at vienna [TS]

00:37:48   the air had a crisp bite to it in Vienna [TS]

00:37:54   that december i had often sworn to stay [TS]

00:37:57   away from that fair city but something [TS]

00:38:00   about the holidays always drew me back [TS]

00:38:02   this time around it was a train ticket [TS]

00:38:06   delivered to my hotel in Budapest along [TS]

00:38:09   with a request for my presence [TS]

00:38:11   no name no signature only return address [TS]

00:38:16   what could possibly go wrong [TS]

00:38:23   and now as i stood in the telefunken [TS]

00:38:30   straße I double check that address [TS]

00:38:32   because this was a Catholic Church now [TS]

00:38:41   most churches in Vienna had ample [TS]

00:38:44   treasures i should say reasons for me to [TS]

00:38:48   visit but they rarely came with personal [TS]

00:38:51   invitations so I bowed my head and [TS]

00:38:54   blessed myself and walked right in [TS]

00:38:58   couldn't hurt and the water didn't burn [TS]

00:39:00   not yet i type razon i'm sorry do I know [TS]

00:39:07   you Father you use the trend ticket i [TS]

00:39:10   sent wow very generous of you but [TS]

00:39:12   perhaps we should talk elsewhere [TS]

00:39:15   this is not the place lead the way and [TS]

00:39:20   with that we were away to the gasthaus [TS]

00:39:22   kits [TS]

00:39:24   the gun in my pocket felt less [TS]

00:39:29   conspicuous there than in a church for [TS]

00:39:31   obvious reasons it was a small caliber [TS]

00:39:35   check out of 22 but I tried never to use [TS]

00:39:39   father whole crafted i settled in for a [TS]

00:39:42   milder past of the nourishment saloon [TS]

00:39:44   device Pierre just farted again bring to [TS]

00:39:47   advise beers anyway it's been a good [TS]

00:39:49   month probably scored yah [TS]

00:39:52   now the brass tacks yes tax father the [TS]

00:39:57   only certainties in this life are death [TS]

00:39:59   and brass tacks and no one really wants [TS]

00:40:02   to get down rather than one I am given [TS]

00:40:05   to understand you are a man was certain [TS]

00:40:07   expertise of a less than listen nature i [TS]

00:40:13   do hope you're not looking to drum up [TS]

00:40:15   business the old confessional dre [TS]

00:40:17   because i have to tell you I don't [TS]

00:40:21   recount my sins to just any no no of [TS]

00:40:23   course not it is simply that there is [TS]

00:40:25   another at hand of some delicacy that [TS]

00:40:28   may require this expertise y Padre are [TS]

00:40:32   you suggesting I should fly my alleged [TS]

00:40:34   trade go on confess there is a scheduled [TS]

00:40:40   ground [TS]

00:40:41   I'm listening wait haha survive I Spears [TS]

00:40:46   to bina schnitzel ah schnitzel in [TS]

00:40:49   immediate physical salon just the way [TS]

00:40:53   you like them [TS]

00:40:54   Susan Oliver had hot done to throw kids [TS]

00:40:57   and Peter Peter now this crowd to be [TS]

00:41:02   precise the diadem of stencil esto it [TS]

00:41:07   has been missing for some time [TS]

00:41:09   how long is sometimes [TS]

00:41:11   close the 450 years and yet after there [TS]

00:41:16   are here Indiana we discovered it for of [TS]

00:41:19   Antiquities long thought lost now who [TS]

00:41:21   exactly is we i come from Rome the big [TS]

00:41:26   we indeed vineyard is managed to bring [TS]

00:41:29   it back to the wrong unfortunately Korea [TS]

00:41:32   was well in and left for dead the crown [TS]

00:41:34   stolen emphysema be lost again except [TS]

00:41:36   you know where it is now that you're now [TS]

00:41:40   if you didn't there'd be no reason to [TS]

00:41:42   find someone with my expertise and story [TS]

00:41:47   would be woefully shoot it appears to be [TS]

00:41:51   locked of a in the collection of 18 Neal [TS]

00:41:54   whooping cough [TS]

00:41:56   he has a building here in town on the [TS]

00:41:59   Nama Alexander Platz so let me get this [TS]

00:42:02   straight you're hoping I'll just all [TS]

00:42:04   trade in there in the phrase should be [TS]

00:42:05   so lucky retrieve this crown and you [TS]

00:42:08   will know spot to know the details [TS]

00:42:09   really i'm shocked shocked i tell [TS]

00:42:13   desperate measures hair citron I'm sure [TS]

00:42:16   you understand Jerry with Dante [TS]

00:42:21   and with that I decided to take the job [TS]

00:42:23   after all was the poet once said carpe [TS]

00:42:27   diet [TS]

00:42:30   well the good father left me to my me [TS]

00:42:33   and I immediately set to work on that [TS]

00:42:34   second vice beer just then throughout [TS]

00:42:37   kids will return with a note [TS]

00:42:39   excuse me for your I have a note [TS]

00:42:43   yes I just said that to home the [TS]

00:42:46   audition for kids so it was a note from [TS]

00:42:49   a woman across the room [TS]

00:42:51   aduh I'd young woman with a cascade of [TS]

00:42:54   well you don't really care about all [TS]

00:42:56   that you want to know what the note said [TS]

00:42:58   quote is the priest coming back [TS]

00:43:03   unquote I caught her eye and took my [TS]

00:43:07   head then with 140 sleep the other chair [TS]

00:43:11   out for her she was even more do I'd and [TS]

00:43:14   cascading up quotes i saw you with the [TS]

00:43:18   priest then I couldn't help but wonder [TS]

00:43:20   then you know who I am indeed miss your [TS]

00:43:24   syndrome [TS]

00:43:25   I'm read you have the upper hand in this [TS]

00:43:27   relationship with which I'm remarkably [TS]

00:43:30   adding use Sophia Delacroix pleased to [TS]

00:43:34   meet you are acquainted idea [TS]

00:43:36   you may make of me whatever you'd like [TS]

00:43:38   and please pause [TS]

00:43:41   of course [TS]

00:43:43   so live around here much [TS]

00:43:46   no only visiting on business no pleasure [TS]

00:43:49   how business in Vienna is always a [TS]

00:43:53   pleasure [TS]

00:43:54   depending on the part of town pleasure [TS]

00:43:56   in Vienna is business as well I wouldn't [TS]

00:44:00   know about that all know course you or [TS]

00:44:03   is the driven snow [TS]

00:44:05   I can see it in your eyes you are 32 [TS]

00:44:09   days though perhaps we could get a night [TS]

00:44:11   have it you'll get to my notice [TS]

00:44:17   so the only Christian can continue our [TS]

00:44:19   conversation as another poet once said [TS]

00:44:27   comp a nightcap or in other words sees [TS]

00:44:33   the Dame guy van Straten as the [TS]

00:44:41   confidence man in the lives of Paul [TS]

00:44:43   citroën we'll be back but first this [TS]

00:44:45   message [TS]

00:44:54   we're here at the home of famed [TS]

00:44:57   chrononaut Richard Morton to talk about [TS]

00:44:59   his life and adventures which have [TS]

00:45:01   apparently inspired a new television [TS]

00:45:03   program [TS]

00:45:04   good day mr. Morton good day young man [TS]

00:45:06   god you're making him younger all the [TS]

00:45:08   time your exploits are legendary the [TS]

00:45:11   world of science not to mention science [TS]

00:45:13   fiction there are true son every one of [TS]

00:45:16   them except the ones i made up for those [TS]

00:45:18   dime novels back when the market crashed [TS]

00:45:20   and now i'm going to understand that the [TS]

00:45:22   adult swim channel has adapted your [TS]

00:45:24   adventures on to our who now is that a [TS]

00:45:27   network it's part of cartoon network [TS]

00:45:30   network for cartoons I stars and their [TS]

00:45:34   new adult swim cartoon series Rick and [TS]

00:45:36   Morty from justin roiland and Dan Harmon [TS]

00:45:38   the creator of community it what we all [TS]

00:45:42   create community that's just part of [TS]

00:45:44   life don't know i mean the television [TS]

00:45:45   series community on NBC [TS]

00:45:48   that's not a thing a community is people [TS]

00:45:51   dagnamit will be that as it may Rick and [TS]

00:45:53   Morty is a new series about a [TS]

00:45:55   sociopathic scientists to drag his [TS]

00:45:57   grandson on adventures across time and [TS]

00:45:59   space sociopathic grandson [TS]

00:46:03   I don't have a grandson who are you [TS]

00:46:06   calling social pathak no know what it's [TS]

00:46:08   the show Rick and Morty sounds like they [TS]

00:46:11   realized my name was two first names and [TS]

00:46:13   they changed it around so they wouldn't [TS]

00:46:14   get sold [TS]

00:46:15   I don't think it's like that at all I [TS]

00:46:16   must be stopped already on here monday [TS]

00:46:19   nights at ten-thirty on adult swim by [TS]

00:46:21   joven by jingo I'll find a way you hear [TS]

00:46:24   me you'd still have your chromospheric [TS]

00:46:25   dirigible don't you are what now your [TS]

00:46:28   time machine [TS]

00:46:29   alright that was from the dime novels [TS]

00:46:31   but i do have this temper ellipses [TS]

00:46:34   device with which yes i can go back in [TS]

00:46:38   time and stop this show from happening [TS]

00:46:40   in the first place and you my lawn [TS]

00:46:47   well there you have it [TS]

00:46:50   Richard Morton krona not too apparently [TS]

00:46:52   has nothing to do with the new adult [TS]

00:46:54   swim series Rick and Morty at least [TS]

00:46:56   until he prevents it from ever happening [TS]

00:46:58   so until then watch rick and morty [TS]

00:47:02   monday nights at ten-thirty on adult [TS]

00:47:03   swim while you still can [TS]

00:47:25   after a chaste good night in the promise [TS]

00:47:32   of future entanglements I left so fear [TS]

00:47:37   to her own devices and set to work with [TS]

00:47:40   a few devices of my own [TS]

00:47:42   the first of these was a camera with [TS]

00:47:47   which to say to see around old Vienna or [TS]

00:47:49   more precisely the toten cop building [TS]

00:47:52   this is what fiction writers call casing [TS]

00:47:56   the joint with those of us on the ground [TS]

00:47:58   call [TS]

00:47:59   step 1 guten morgen [TS]

00:48:03   ah good morning officer Rayna officer [TS]

00:48:07   card rana pleased to make your [TS]

00:48:09   acquaintance [TS]

00:48:10   John Ruby tourists may I ask about your [TS]

00:48:14   sink you're doing and ropey and I was [TS]

00:48:16   under the impression I was taking [TS]

00:48:18   photographs it going to set is taking [TS]

00:48:21   photographs [TS]

00:48:22   yeah that is reach ball four so going to [TS]

00:48:27   shine and we have reason to believe that [TS]

00:48:29   you are not just shooting photographs [TS]

00:48:31   why what else would I be doing shooting [TS]

00:48:33   elephant in my pajamas elephant in his [TS]

00:48:36   pajamas [TS]

00:48:38   how did the packet of so getting your [TS]

00:48:41   java spotted officers practice meant [TS]

00:48:47   doing here it says is taking pictures [TS]

00:48:50   sergeant then we shall let him be [TS]

00:48:54   but sergeant belkin family now come [TS]

00:48:57   shine getting severe concussion surgeon [TS]

00:49:01   I'm simply a tourist enjoying the sights [TS]

00:49:03   and all the and chef see about set here [TS]

00:49:06   sit on she'll see [TS]

00:49:12   so the political side were focused on [TS]

00:49:17   the building as well and this sergeant [TS]

00:49:21   Bell kurnool my real name [TS]

00:49:24   this is what fiction writers would call [TS]

00:49:25   a complication and I call an [TS]

00:49:28   occupational hazard [TS]

00:49:33   look this is all procedure which is [TS]

00:49:36   about as exciting as watching paint dry [TS]

00:49:39   granted it maybe paint with a breakage [TS]

00:49:41   sense of humor but nonetheless and paint [TS]

00:49:44   like humor is best when dry so let's [TS]

00:49:48   just cut to the masterpiece shall we [TS]

00:49:52   there it was the jeweled diadem of same [TS]

00:49:59   Sylvester in all its glory [TS]

00:50:02   don't move hair Roby by Officer rana [TS]

00:50:05   you're out of uniform very observant [TS]

00:50:09   this one there's no way you could know [TS]

00:50:11   this two-parter really policeman but [TS]

00:50:15   Paul Paul do you not remember me [TS]

00:50:17   sergeant Bell kerr wait not Belko [TS]

00:50:23   against Belko can it be very good [TS]

00:50:31   Ernie Belko as I live and breathe [TS]

00:50:33   awesome mom [TS]

00:50:35   I haven't seen you since what the [TS]

00:50:37   Sicilian job you've changed texts late [TS]

00:50:41   fall Chevy ahead and see spectacles [TS]

00:50:45   change the voice picking names it sounds [TS]

00:50:48   close enough so your response then it's [TS]

00:50:50   called you're not again [TS]

00:50:53   now I think subvert is checkmate [TS]

00:51:00   I say but on the earth is going on here [TS]

00:51:05   goodbye here totenkopf yeah you shot me [TS]

00:51:08   and they only had my lines dry counties [TS]

00:51:11   are drawing the lines at four are you [TS]

00:51:18   it's only going to get in severe let me [TS]

00:51:21   guess he hired you to steal the diagram [TS]

00:51:23   but you've decided to keep it for [TS]

00:51:25   yourself [TS]

00:51:26   not at all we have to borrow heavily [TS]

00:51:30   insured Ruby started chalice of safety [TS]

00:51:32   Renee toes and split the insurance [TS]

00:51:35   payout while he got to keep the chalice [TS]

00:51:38   locked away somewhere else but when I [TS]

00:51:41   realized you were in town and around [TS]

00:51:43   this building [TS]

00:51:44   well you know and here you are with the [TS]

00:51:48   Magnificent gotten crown [TS]

00:51:50   what this old thing more like a [TS]

00:51:53   jewel-encrusted rugby ball you ask me [TS]

00:51:55   you're outnumbered three-to-one head it [TS]

00:51:59   off up all catch Jack Ryder rainer been [TS]

00:52:08   played for I had the feelings that shoot [TS]

00:52:11   one another one of these days but i [TS]

00:52:14   still have seen our thank you touch like [TS]

00:52:18   what might labored good night against [TS]

00:52:21   Belko whomever you are [TS]

00:52:25   one thing I learned in that Sicilian job [TS]

00:52:29   he wasn't very good at the confidence [TS]

00:52:32   game [TS]

00:52:33   no wonder he wanted to change his [TS]

00:52:35   identity such was the impotence of being [TS]

00:52:39   Ernst [TS]

00:52:49   Paul what have you got there are you [TS]

00:52:55   leaving town [TS]

00:52:56   no my ideas simply and items come to [TS]

00:52:59   deliver i'm glad to get that corn Arbenz [TS]

00:53:04   about a whole prop about kids yes the [TS]

00:53:08   drama i heard he knows about totenkopf [TS]

00:53:10   you didn't kill him did you [TS]

00:53:13   what knew that that was an unrelated [TS]

00:53:16   incident would you have had a problem if [TS]

00:53:19   I had a zit priests even for the Vatican [TS]

00:53:23   i could not condone but surely you know [TS]

00:53:25   that but you have rescued the diet let [TS]

00:53:28   me ask indeed Padre indeed if you are in [TS]

00:53:33   fact a priest what I think you're [TS]

00:53:36   talking about you certainly hustled me [TS]

00:53:38   out of their church in a hurry but you [TS]

00:53:40   forgot to genuflect you didn't dip into [TS]

00:53:43   the holy water on your way out now I may [TS]

00:53:47   not be a good Catholic boy but even I [TS]

00:53:49   took the time for that my sign your [TS]

00:53:52   expertise hardened you and majors [TS]

00:53:54   vinegar of course as he said this I [TS]

00:53:57   filter hand slip into my jacket pocket [TS]

00:53:59   and with that the good father had [TS]

00:54:02   expertly lifted my check out of 22 [TS]

00:54:05   it's not my experience pondering it's [TS]

00:54:09   human nature did that suitcase taught me [TS]

00:54:12   slowly [TS]

00:54:14   what is this [TS]

00:54:20   30 pieces of silver fitting don't you [TS]

00:54:23   think there's that is the most [TS]

00:54:25   interesting tell me or I should know you [TS]

00:54:28   won't shoot me but I just shoot the [TS]

00:54:30   women you have until the count of ten [TS]

00:54:32   now one I don't believe in using guns [TS]

00:54:37   myself but I will admit this is not the [TS]

00:54:40   first time someone has turned on a dime [TS]

00:54:42   and pulled my own on [TS]

00:54:44   that's why I carried a doctor doctor how [TS]

00:54:48   you might have well let's just say I [TS]

00:54:52   felt confident in saying to him I'd be [TS]

00:54:54   careful with that if I were you [TS]

00:54:56   you'll shoot your eye out kid don't be [TS]

00:54:59   absurd [TS]

00:55:00   now where's the diet and Oh tell him [TS]

00:55:02   after lieber lost to the ages I'd [TS]

00:55:05   imagine i found you i hate to say I told [TS]

00:55:11   himself [TS]

00:55:12   did you really find the diadem of Saint [TS]

00:55:15   Silvestre let me guess you're the [TS]

00:55:18   emissary from the Vatican alas yes [TS]

00:55:22   sister Sophia Delacroix of the Cross an [TS]

00:55:27   alias yes no just the case of nominative [TS]

00:55:31   determinism people shame that would [TS]

00:55:34   explain the trees [TS]

00:55:36   goodnight where it explains why i hated [TS]

00:55:39   having to say goodnight pure as the [TS]

00:55:42   driven snow is nobody here who they said [TS]

00:55:47   they were yeah I am steamy and uncle for [TS]

00:55:52   our kids look so expect you'll be [TS]

00:55:54   wanting the crown you still have it [TS]

00:55:58   oh yes every now and then I like to work [TS]

00:56:01   on the side of the angels just in case [TS]

00:56:24   Oh [TS]

00:56:29   and so I gave the diet them to sister [TS]

00:56:33   Sophia to return to the Vatican because [TS]

00:56:35   one good turn often rewards another [TS]

00:56:38   besides if it had gone missing again and [TS]

00:56:42   they would have been uneasy lies ahead [TS]

00:56:44   for those who wonder where's the crayon [TS]

00:56:47   you have been listening to guide van [TS]

00:56:55   Straten as the confidence man in the [TS]

00:56:57   lives of all citro [TS]

00:57:04   in the quality work [TS]

00:57:14   fq and and now Bush Michaels presents [TS]

00:57:17   Marjorie cut a freelance adventurous one [TS]

00:57:21   special collections librarian for a [TS]

00:57:23   major northeastern university Marjorie [TS]

00:57:25   found no four walls nor thousand steps [TS]

00:57:27   could contain her boundless curiosity [TS]

00:57:29   now she travels the world in search of [TS]

00:57:31   treasure mystery discovery mode ricotta [TS]

00:57:35   archivist my trade adventurous by nature [TS]

00:57:38   when last we left Marjorie and her [TS]

00:57:41   faithful assistant Milo they were [TS]

00:57:42   trekking across land with their old [TS]

00:57:44   friend and local guy [TS]

00:57:46   Rudolph driba on a quest for the sample [TS]

00:57:48   the magical mythical cornucopia finish [TS]

00:57:51   legend gosh Marjorie there are a lot of [TS]

00:57:55   small mountains here you really think [TS]

00:57:57   sample was hit around here he's not [TS]

00:58:00   really mountains my love to terrier [TS]

00:58:02   fells much smaller I keep telling you [TS]

00:58:05   the Kalevala is just a legend a story [TS]

00:58:08   all stories on the foundation and truth [TS]

00:58:10   Rudy I don't know what the sample really [TS]

00:58:12   is the my gosh and by golly I'm going to [TS]

00:58:14   find it my name is its when suddenly a [TS]

00:58:17   door opened in the side of one of the [TS]

00:58:19   mountains before them [TS]

00:58:21   all right you three hands up and single [TS]

00:58:25   file now and now chapter 5 how we fell [TS]

00:58:30   in the Lapland of luxury lower I just [TS]

00:58:32   college to say goodbye I say how much [TS]

00:58:39   deeper into this tutorial you going to [TS]

00:58:40   take us all the way in lady that's no [TS]

00:58:44   lady that's Marjorie Corder famous [TS]

00:58:47   adventurer s Thank You Milo I think [TS]

00:58:50   makes no difference to me squirts you're [TS]

00:58:52   all going to die in I instead whomever [TS]

00:58:55   you are the Lions did you don't mean [TS]

00:58:58   nobody's talking about [TS]

00:58:59   I idea he was hiding up here who is it [TS]

00:59:02   Rudy is known only as the life but it [TS]

00:59:05   sits at the center of the web of [TS]

00:59:06   organized crime boss Paul of Scandinavia [TS]

00:59:09   no one knows his real name no one seen [TS]

00:59:11   his face you wear the golden mask and [TS]

00:59:15   shows no mercy he is easily the most [TS]

00:59:17   feared man this side of the Baltic Sea [TS]

00:59:19   why there are those people's you keep [TS]

00:59:21   walking [TS]

00:59:24   holy schnikeys what is this place [TS]

00:59:33   who goes there is that hard [TS]

00:59:38   he is the lion what have we here [TS]

00:59:44   a group of explorers and adventurers [TS]

00:59:46   semantics know Americans let it go [TS]

00:59:51   Milo calgon what took you so long they [TS]

00:59:55   slow down for expositions typical and [TS]

00:59:59   you [TS]

00:59:59   you [TS]

01:00:00   Americans just happened to stumble upon [TS]

01:00:03   my hidden mountain lair quite by chance [TS]

01:00:06   yes we are here in search of the sample [TS]

01:00:10   finish legend the sample you know that's [TS]

01:00:14   not a thing right [TS]

01:00:15   the legend has to start somewhere [TS]

01:00:19   for example the sample was said to [TS]

01:00:20   produce gold and I can't help but notice [TS]

01:00:23   this cave of yours is lined with gold in [TS]

01:00:27   fact even your mask is made of gold [TS]

01:00:31   perhaps I took ahold away from a dragon [TS]

01:00:33   haha that there's no such thing as [TS]

01:00:35   dragons mr. no such thing as a sample [TS]

01:00:38   that's what they all say [TS]

01:00:41   wait that's what he said why do I [TS]

01:00:44   recognize your voice [TS]

01:00:46   i'm sure i have no idea look is removing [TS]

01:00:50   the mask Marjorie Alliance is that you [TS]

01:00:57   my stars [TS]

01:00:59   what are the odds what indeed who is [TS]

01:01:02   this guy Marjorie Elias lane he was in [TS]

01:01:05   my class at the academy [TS]

01:01:07   Marjorie Carter I never thought I'd see [TS]

01:01:10   you again too bad it had to be at the [TS]

01:01:14   end of your life [TS]

01:01:16   what do you mean well you can't be [TS]

01:01:19   allowed to leave now [TS]

01:01:20   now that you know where i am what i am [TS]

01:01:25   you've changed Alliance you haven't [TS]

01:01:28   bowled in the face of death i'm a [TS]

01:01:32   freelance adventurous I face death for [TS]

01:01:34   breakfast sometimes 40 that can be [TS]

01:01:37   arranged my dear [TS]

01:01:39   calgon take them away with the lion [TS]

01:01:43   really have Marjorie and her friends [TS]

01:01:45   killed will they escape and find the [TS]

01:01:47   sample whatever will happen [TS]

01:01:49   find out in our next exciting chapter [TS]

01:01:51   crossing the finish line or what happens [TS]

01:01:55   is lame rot right after this [TS]

01:02:02   if a tree falls in the forest does it [TS]

01:02:08   really make a sound [TS]

01:02:09   who can sing but it does make a barrel [TS]

01:02:11   for the bush Michaels distillery only [TS]

01:02:14   the finest wood goes into our barrels [TS]

01:02:15   because only the finest would ages the [TS]

01:02:17   finest Bourbons started the depths of my [TS]

01:02:19   tango caverns in central Kentucky our [TS]

01:02:21   bourbon is aged for a minimum of 15 [TS]

01:02:23   years for extra smoothness and extra [TS]

01:02:26   fire [TS]

01:02:26   whether you're looking for adventure or [TS]

01:02:30   just to curl up by the fire [TS]

01:02:31   look to Bushmills Michaels and remember [TS]

01:02:33   kids while your parents enjoy their [TS]

01:02:35   quiet time collect the bottle caps from [TS]

01:02:37   four-fifths of Bushmills Michaels to [TS]

01:02:39   send away for your very own Marjorie [TS]

01:02:41   Carter decoder communicator watch drink [TS]

01:02:43   the code to tell the time today and now [TS]

01:02:48   back to Marjorie car our saga continues [TS]

01:02:50   in chapter 6 denial in the lion's den [TS]

01:02:53   our baby it's cold outside [TS]

01:02:59   gosh Marjorie this ropes are awfully [TS]

01:03:02   tight you're telling me kid [TS]

01:03:05   I told you the line was ruthless didn't [TS]

01:03:07   I know I don't think you mentioned that [TS]

01:03:09   part just the whole center of the [TS]

01:03:11   organized crime web thing [TS]

01:03:13   well ruthless should have gone without [TS]

01:03:15   saying silence [TS]

01:03:16   what do you plan to do with us Elias [TS]

01:03:19   it's quite poetic really you have been [TS]

01:03:22   tied to the walls of a pit [TS]

01:03:24   yes we know but it's not so much a pit [TS]

01:03:27   as a pool a pool soon to fill with [TS]

01:03:30   molten gold a flat of molten gold [TS]

01:03:34   pouring forth from yes you guessed it [TS]

01:03:37   the simple SI pero antic diabolical is [TS]

01:03:43   what it is [TS]

01:03:43   don't worry Rudy I have a plan it was [TS]

01:03:45   nice knowing you [TS]

01:03:47   but now I must leave you to die you [TS]

01:03:50   won't get away with this Lane of course [TS]

01:03:53   he will [TS]

01:03:53   i lo what can we possibly do these good [TS]

01:03:56   cheer ready [TS]

01:03:57   it's always darkest just before they [TS]

01:03:58   turn on [TS]

01:03:59   what is this going somewhere lies every [TS]

01:04:12   girl you forgot RT Rudy Milo take my [TS]

01:04:16   knife [TS]

01:04:17   got it Cass you Marjorie problem folks [TS]

01:04:20   don't know what are you doing [TS]

01:04:25   that's poetic Elias we're gonna leave [TS]

01:04:27   you tied up here and bring the sample [TS]

01:04:29   back to civilization and don't worry [TS]

01:04:32   I'll let the authorities know where to [TS]

01:04:33   find you eventually [TS]

01:04:35   now tell me where the sample is I'll [TS]

01:04:37   never tell [TS]

01:04:38   it must be huge mercury huge to flood [TS]

01:04:41   the pool this size [TS]

01:04:42   that's right you'll never get it out of [TS]

01:04:44   here [TS]

01:04:45   don't be silly it's right here that [TS]

01:04:48   little thing why it's no bigger than a [TS]

01:04:50   breadbox but remember it's been imbued [TS]

01:04:53   with magic the old finish magics from [TS]

01:04:56   the time before time pass your Marjorie [TS]

01:04:59   Carter and job careful study of finish [TS]

01:05:02   legend got it all right come on guys [TS]

01:05:06   let's go [TS]

01:05:07   you'll pay for this you'll pay dearly [TS]

01:05:13   there that's the way back out what is [TS]

01:05:27   that is was whistling as we left y con [TS]

01:05:32   this way [TS]

01:05:34   sounds like brain that's not right [TS]

01:05:37   Milo [TS]

01:05:39   Rudy [TS]

01:05:40   what [TS]

01:05:43   caribou herd of reindeer sure I've heard [TS]

01:05:49   a reindeer accepted the Lions Den is [TS]

01:05:52   guarded by a herd of specially trained [TS]

01:05:55   killer reindeer without his whistle [TS]

01:05:57   called into action [TS]

01:05:59   oh he did say we paint dearly are you [TS]

01:06:02   sure they really look more like caribou [TS]

01:06:04   to me [TS]

01:06:05   hush lad but often written Nosed [TS]

01:06:08   Reindeer will Marjorie and her friends [TS]

01:06:12   escape the Horde of trained killer right [TS]

01:06:14   there [TS]

01:06:14   well I slain escape to seek revenge will [TS]

01:06:17   he even need to find out in the next [TS]

01:06:19   exciting chapter reindeer in the doorway [TS]

01:06:22   or sampled lang syne Marjorie cutter [TS]

01:06:27   artist by trade adventurous by nature [TS]

01:06:29   and now another Gotham cigarettes news [TS]

01:06:33   roundup or man on the holiday seen Carl [TS]

01:06:36   Phillips Dateline home in Indiana what [TS]

01:06:40   was this boy thinking a fourth grader at [TS]

01:06:42   warranty Harding elementary was rescued [TS]

01:06:44   by firemen today after his tongue got [TS]

01:06:46   stuck to a frozen flagpole in the [TS]

01:06:48   schoolyard when asked how this could [TS]

01:06:50   happen he responded with a half north [TS]

01:06:53   it was a football doctor says the little [TS]

01:06:55   bastard right [TS]

01:06:57   dateline Moose Jaw Saskatchewan nothing [TS]

01:07:00   of note to report the surprises no one [TS]

01:07:03   dateline schenectady new york reports of [TS]

01:07:06   a flying sleigh pulled by eight teddy [TS]

01:07:08   seriously we're still doing this this is [TS]

01:07:11   not news and I won't stand for it [TS]

01:07:14   you people shouldn't stand for it either [TS]

01:07:16   no touchy I don't care for live on the [TS]

01:07:20   air [TS]

01:07:21   I want you people to fly away to your [TS]

01:07:23   windows girl like a flash tore open the [TS]

01:07:25   shutters and threw up the sash and say [TS]

01:07:26   I'm mad as hell and I want this has been [TS]

01:07:31   the Gotham cigarettes news roundup [TS]

01:07:32   remembers cocoa [TS]

01:07:34   and now chock-full of coffee presents [TS]

01:07:45   the fog [TS]

01:07:53   the fog creeps in our little cat feet by [TS]

01:07:57   day millionaire playboy Simeon st. Clair [TS]

01:07:59   leads a life of luxury a devil-may-care [TS]

01:08:01   existence most could only three month [TS]

01:08:03   but by night he writes what others put [TS]

01:08:05   wrong makes just the in just and clouds [TS]

01:08:08   the minds of lesser man for he is before [TS]

01:08:11   tonight's episode they shoot horses [TS]

01:08:15   don't they [TS]

01:08:19   the scene New Year's Eve in New York [TS]

01:08:21   Harbor the setting the Royal Canadian [TS]

01:08:24   Mounted cruise ship the Mackenzie King [TS]

01:08:26   Simeon where are you [TS]

01:08:29   blast that man Margo Drummond girl [TS]

01:08:33   Friday to millionaire playboy Simeon st. [TS]

01:08:35   player wonders the ballad deck looking [TS]

01:08:37   for her boss between the heavy mist and [TS]

01:08:40   the revelers she's not having much luck [TS]

01:08:43   Simeon st. class so help me God if [TS]

01:08:45   you're off with some two-bit floozy I [TS]

01:08:47   big your pardon miss Drummond on this [TS]

01:08:50   ship the floozies are at least eight [TS]

01:08:52   bits [TS]

01:08:52   excuse me mr. Waldman I was just it's [TS]

01:08:55   quite alright i'm just teasing you call [TS]

01:08:58   me Winston please [TS]

01:09:00   now i don't know mr. will do that seems [TS]

01:09:02   a little familiar just yet efficient [TS]

01:09:04   Tosh miss Drummond fish and Tosh you [TS]

01:09:09   wouldn't happen to know where simians [TS]

01:09:10   gotten too would you [TS]

01:09:12   I'm sorry miss Margo I haven't seen [TS]

01:09:15   Simeon since the two of you came on [TS]

01:09:17   board [TS]

01:09:18   well wherever he is I'm sure he's in [TS]

01:09:20   good company won't you join me for a [TS]

01:09:23   drink up on the Klondike deck perhaps [TS]

01:09:25   closer to midnight mr. world Newton but [TS]

01:09:28   thank you [TS]

01:09:30   I'm going to hold you too bad you know [TS]

01:09:33   module instant Mademoiselle demands a [TS]

01:09:40   new are Chantay what a delightful [TS]

01:09:43   corsage [TS]

01:09:45   merci beaucoup what exactly are those [TS]

01:09:48   lilies not exactly [TS]

01:09:52   meanwhile towards the aft section of the [TS]

01:09:56   ship [TS]

01:09:57   Simeon st. Clair is hard at work the [TS]

01:10:01   notes that they came across separatists [TS]

01:10:03   within the aft section of the [TS]

01:10:04   moisturizer with this whole area is [TS]

01:10:06   deserted [TS]

01:10:07   maybe this is the right back I don't see [TS]

01:10:09   any signage blasted weather [TS]

01:10:12   who would have thought all these clouds [TS]

01:10:14   will get in the way of [TS]

01:10:19   of course there's a chance this could [TS]

01:10:22   all be an elaborate trap because I still [TS]

01:10:24   don't see what Canadian separatists [TS]

01:10:26   would have to gain from an attack on New [TS]

01:10:27   York Harbor who is this Alouette who [TS]

01:10:30   sent that note anyway so many mysteries [TS]

01:10:32   so little [TS]

01:10:34   what's that John is whether I can't see [TS]

01:10:39   my hand in front of my face [TS]

01:10:42   what is that I smell flowers but how can [TS]

01:10:46   that be [TS]

01:10:47   what's that who's there Simeon is that [TS]

01:10:51   you know Margo where are you see me and [TS]

01:10:56   I can't see you with all this fog [TS]

01:10:59   ironic isn't it so the never mind that [TS]

01:11:04   now but what are you doing at this end [TS]

01:11:06   of the ship disappeared [TS]

01:11:08   one minute you were there the next yes [TS]

01:11:10   well you know how these swanky shipboard [TS]

01:11:11   parties go no Simeon not really [TS]

01:11:14   oh yes well anyway you left me with no [TS]

01:11:21   choice but to chat with that Winston [TS]

01:11:23   world Newton again if I didn't know any [TS]

01:11:25   better I'd think you were trying to fix [TS]

01:11:27   me up with him [TS]

01:11:28   Oh is a good man Margo a safe choice [TS]

01:11:31   goodness knows he's well-connected [TS]

01:11:32   saying you are trying to fix me up [TS]

01:11:35   not at all Winston's like that with [TS]

01:11:37   everyone [TS]

01:11:38   it's how he stays connected [TS]

01:11:43   this fog is bloody ridiculous we're in [TS]

01:11:46   the blue blazes are you simian is that [TS]

01:11:49   you and do you smell flowers [TS]

01:11:55   I'm over here no over here and yes now [TS]

01:12:01   that you mention it I do smell flowers [TS]

01:12:02   is that I guess I wouldn't know I just [TS]

01:12:06   thought it was odd in the middle of New [TS]

01:12:08   York Harbor Vivian's it is odd isn't [TS]

01:12:11   well here take my hand [TS]

01:12:13   let me guide you to the stairs you [TS]

01:12:14   should go back to the party and enjoy [TS]

01:12:16   yourself [TS]

01:12:17   hey you okay there you sound like you [TS]

01:12:19   could use a lozenge whom i'm sorry i had [TS]

01:12:23   a frog in my throat [TS]

01:12:24   don't you mean yes yes I do know go I'll [TS]

01:12:27   be right behind you you insist [TS]

01:12:30   is that you reach for my hand Margo but [TS]

01:12:34   I'm holding your hand already know [TS]

01:12:36   that's not me hanging [TS]

01:12:39   Margo what is it get your mitts off me [TS]

01:12:42   done early [TS]

01:12:44   Margo where are you Margo sweet dreams [TS]

01:12:50   club [TS]

01:12:55   brought to you by chock-full of coffee [TS]

01:13:00   the coffee with that extra special [TS]

01:13:02   secret ingredient [TS]

01:13:03   more coffee that's right the mountain [TS]

01:13:07   rich fresh packed freeze dried beans [TS]

01:13:09   that we harvest for chuck full of coffee [TS]

01:13:11   go through a special process we like to [TS]

01:13:13   call caffeine naturalization this [TS]

01:13:17   infuses every beam with the strength and [TS]

01:13:20   purity of 10 beans hon you look beat [TS]

01:13:24   what do you have I've been driving this [TS]

01:13:26   check a classy you can on eight long and [TS]

01:13:28   boy are my arms tired [TS]

01:13:30   t no time to sleep little gotta get to [TS]

01:13:32   the Maritimes by noon [TS]

01:13:34   oh here how about a steaming hot cup of [TS]

01:13:37   chocolate coffee [TS]

01:13:38   holy cats lady that's some coffee [TS]

01:13:43   that's not some coffee that's all the [TS]

01:13:45   coffee a chock full of coffee for that [TS]

01:13:48   wide awake feeling all day long and all [TS]

01:13:51   night too and now return you to [TS]

01:13:59   the fog [TS]

01:14:06   oh my what is this I hear someone's [TS]

01:14:13   gotta drop on me only I could get three [TS]

01:14:17   of these ropes [TS]

01:14:19   luckily my trench coat has a belt with a [TS]

01:14:21   buckle on the back modified just a [TS]

01:14:26   little now to cut myself loose before [TS]

01:14:29   anyone notices there [TS]

01:14:35   to do it to ship remember multi where [TS]

01:14:41   have you gone [TS]

01:14:42   I'm right behind you you are under my [TS]

01:14:44   control now are you outright you sound a [TS]

01:14:48   little else [TS]

01:14:49   I'm fine I'm fine now who are you just [TS]

01:14:54   wish I may have something and I brought [TS]

01:14:57   you here to help [TS]

01:14:59   what you need you also fuck no we I mean [TS]

01:15:03   I know what you mean [TS]

01:15:04   Alouette you said that note where I did [TS]

01:15:08   do that thing there are easier ways of [TS]

01:15:11   gettin my help and easier they may be [TS]

01:15:14   but zero it's not be the chemical away [TS]

01:15:18   besides I had to make it look for the [TS]

01:15:20   others there there was much rejoicing [TS]

01:15:22   when we captured the fog it was the [TS]

01:15:26   easiest way to get you here on the [TS]

01:15:28   inside [TS]

01:15:29   fine fine let's cut through the [TS]

01:15:30   exposition what's going on here i have [TS]

01:15:33   infiltrated disintegrated League of [TS]

01:15:36   floated Lee of course the cave across [TS]

01:15:40   separatists so you're working undercover [TS]

01:15:42   where Mr fuck i am but in officer of [TS]

01:15:46   this silver take a pick how do you say [TS]

01:15:49   copper copper so what exactly is the [TS]

01:15:54   leader fluidly after every member of the [TS]

01:15:57   league has sworn a note to give their [TS]

01:15:59   life in pursuit of a southern Quebec mad [TS]

01:16:02   this but the question remains what does [TS]

01:16:04   that have to do with a party in new york [TS]

01:16:06   harbor think miss you book a symbol of [TS]

01:16:09   freedom a gift from the French people [TS]

01:16:11   statue [TS]

01:16:15   nature of Liberty as you might say it's [TS]

01:16:18   been good [TS]

01:16:26   come on Simeon I know you can hear this [TS]

01:16:35   unless I miss my guess these pipes one [TS]

01:16:39   away for the ship so maybe Simeon will [TS]

01:16:42   hear me maybe someone else for all I [TS]

01:16:45   know even be the fog [TS]

01:16:50   well that's ironic cause not only knows [TS]

01:16:54   who's brought me this could be world [TS]

01:16:57   Newton's idea of a drink later maybe I [TS]

01:17:00   should have gotten him right then and [TS]

01:17:02   explained [TS]

01:17:04   yeah well Joyce about fun of me [TS]

01:17:08   I'm sorry what's that believe you and [TS]

01:17:11   talk to pump [TS]

01:17:12   I'm afraid I don't speak French video [TS]

01:17:15   games or haha okay haha what's that I [TS]

01:17:19   couldn't hear you can you move closer to [TS]

01:17:22   ensure moreshow less available for lay [TS]

01:17:27   there [TS]

01:17:28   Frere Jacques you won't be needing this [TS]

01:17:33   pistol anytime soon [TS]

01:17:35   mmm is that iris sent again art now to [TS]

01:17:42   find Simeon [TS]

01:17:50   so you're saying the plan is to have [TS]

01:17:54   members of the legal fluidly roaming the [TS]

01:17:56   party until just before midnight and [TS]

01:17:58   then they'll take the guess hostage [TS]

01:18:00   where much of the kitchen step is in [TS]

01:18:03   league with the league [TS]

01:18:06   what is that concerned the unmistakable [TS]

01:18:10   perfume of a dying iris blended with [TS]

01:18:12   core tight sucker blooms play BM miss [TS]

01:18:17   your fog [TS]

01:18:18   why if it isn't floating as a new [TS]

01:18:20   zealand ended nice corsage you know one [TS]

01:18:25   another we have faced off once or twice [TS]

01:18:28   in the past is that what's in master [TS]

01:18:31   vengers are calling it these days [TS]

01:18:33   so what brings you to the City of Lights [TS]

01:18:36   silly man that is Paris this is a city [TS]

01:18:39   it's full of lights [TS]

01:18:41   you do the math what does the two of you [TS]

01:18:43   talking about [TS]

01:18:44   can't you guess machine knows that is [TS]

01:18:47   why i asked I was not talking to you [TS]

01:18:49   using my need mental abilities and [TS]

01:18:52   judging from the wall of the economy of [TS]

01:18:54   characters I'm going to get you at the [TS]

01:18:57   top of the dreaded League fluidly once [TS]

01:19:00   again they bein you always did have a [TS]

01:19:02   fam grass of the Aristotelian unities is [TS]

01:19:05   that what you call us [TS]

01:19:07   I'm sorry in this conversation [TS]

01:19:10   I am completely at sea have to see my [TS]

01:19:13   friend just the Harvard and now Michelle [TS]

01:19:16   I'm afraid it's time for the two of you [TS]

01:19:19   to walk the plank [TS]

01:19:20   not so fast she didn't anyone ever tell [TS]

01:19:23   you you can't hold onto the FARC I beg [TS]

01:19:27   to detail what do you think I was doing [TS]

01:19:29   english dad looking for a cuckoo clock [TS]

01:19:33   what is this are you flirting with their [TS]

01:19:36   seriously female ablution severe and [TS]

01:19:42   then they were to you know if they're [TS]

01:19:44   we've got to shut meeting like this [TS]

01:19:47   I told you over why did not really mean [TS]

01:19:49   goodbye [TS]

01:19:50   I never said far I no not until now [TS]

01:19:55   why are you waving your hand in my face [TS]

01:19:58   Mr Hammond over here [TS]

01:20:00   what a pleasure to see you again oh gosh [TS]

01:20:02   yeah that may have worked in Copenhagen [TS]

01:20:05   wonderful wonderful Copenhagen but for [TS]

01:20:09   me twice a frog's not the only one who [TS]

01:20:11   creeps in on little cat feet level ama [TS]

01:20:14   you heard the lady hands up [TS]

01:20:18   I think you forget mr. Foggs that I do [TS]

01:20:20   have a gun [TS]

01:20:21   wait wait through tell your sins here to [TS]

01:20:26   the pearl farm and no for once the [TS]

01:20:28   deepening night [TS]

01:20:30   what does that take that Frenchy I [TS]

01:20:33   bientot quick mr. Amin grab a rope lucky [TS]

01:20:39   cheer with another standard for what can [TS]

01:20:43   i say the man like to write about fark [TS]

01:20:45   why miss Margo what is going on out here [TS]

01:20:51   why are you tying up Mademoiselle de [TS]

01:20:54   meza new just helping the fog with hey [TS]

01:20:58   where'd you go [TS]

01:21:01   Margo Winston what's all this then the [TS]

01:21:04   fog seems to have foiled a plot of some [TS]

01:21:07   sort I think I know is this lady was [TS]

01:21:11   holding a gun on the fog and his friend [TS]

01:21:13   over here [TS]

01:21:14   why this looks like the leader of the [TS]

01:21:16   dreaded legal fleur-de-lis will want to [TS]

01:21:18   secure below decks until we reach port I [TS]

01:21:21   say good show old chap [TS]

01:21:23   what's the fleur-de-lis the symbol of [TS]

01:21:26   the province of quebec among other [TS]

01:21:28   things and the name of an organization [TS]

01:21:31   will stop at nothing nothing to see a [TS]

01:21:34   separate sovereign quebec how do you [TS]

01:21:36   know all that Simeon maybe a layabout [TS]

01:21:38   millionaire playboy Margo but I do read [TS]

01:21:40   the papers what are you what happened to [TS]

01:21:43   you it where did you get that gun when I [TS]

01:21:45   found you before that flowery scent got [TS]

01:21:47   stronger and stronger the iris whatever [TS]

01:21:51   it was [TS]

01:21:51   next thing I knew there was a [TS]

01:21:53   handkerchief over my nose and I was out [TS]

01:21:55   the iris is one of the flowers that the [TS]

01:21:57   fleur-de-lis can represent its essential [TS]

01:21:59   oils also commonly used in sedatives I [TS]

01:22:01   say and her corsage exactly i woke up [TS]

01:22:05   below locked in an engine room of some [TS]

01:22:07   sort i started tapping out an SOS on the [TS]

01:22:10   pipes with my ring in case you were an [TS]

01:22:12   earshot but i did hear that i recognized [TS]

01:22:16   the SOS and then are you there [TS]

01:22:19   cinnamon dash it all I've got to brush [TS]

01:22:22   up on my Morse code [TS]

01:22:23   well that sounds like a new year's [TS]

01:22:25   resolution if ever I heard one [TS]

01:22:31   happy new year Margo happy new year [TS]

01:22:51   fuck a mutual production for the family [TS]

01:22:54   quality network with dane barman as [TS]

01:22:56   simian st. Clair I'll fairfield as Margo [TS]

01:22:59   drug Melissa shane has florida- Len felt [TS]

01:23:03   far as Winston walled newton and many [TS]

01:23:05   lucado as Dobbs RS and introducing [TS]

01:23:09   Frenchman brought to you by chock-full [TS]

01:23:12   of coffee that coffee is coffee with the [TS]

01:23:14   secret ingredient [TS]

01:23:16   more coffee grill which will fight to [TS]

01:23:22   the death of medical marijuana into the [TS]

01:23:24   gorge growth our hero to my miraculous [TS]

01:23:26   return alive and the schoolgirl episode [TS]

01:23:28   of golden violence tools a mock time [TS]

01:23:30   that aired six months before amok time [TS]

01:23:32   was on the air [TS]

01:23:33   I deposit to you that the producers of [TS]

01:23:35   Star Trek saw that gilligan's island [TS]

01:23:37   episode and said hey that's a great idea [TS]

01:23:39   and they turned it into this thing that [TS]

01:23:40   we think is this incredibly original [TS]

01:23:42   story today [TS]

01:23:43   turns out it's not it's a gilligan's [TS]

01:23:44   island episode now I get emotional about [TS]

01:23:46   this but i will i think is a good [TS]

01:23:48   discussion want to thank my guests Scott [TS]

01:23:50   McNulty it is the most we've ever heard [TS]

01:23:52   you talking about the so thanks Scott [TS]

01:23:58   tune in again next time when we have any [TS]

01:24:01   sense [TS]

01:24:02   and god bless us everyone [TS]