Roderick on the Line

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00:00:06 ◼   ► hello and I John I'm Merlin has gone [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► it's going pretty good [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► happy Monday happy Monday [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► hmm well I wish that I had beds here to [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► really make this a happy monday [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► yeah hype man everybody's hype man right [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► that's right [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► uh-huh uh-huh is the front outside frame [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► in the trunk ride [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► yes is that happy mondays lineup for the [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► wheels big what I know that I don't know [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► about o.o is that the that's the vine [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► lady [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► yeah that's the binary I'm sorry to [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► bring her back man if you know other [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► great things i should know about before [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► they're going away let me know about [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► them ok i will how about uh American [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► democracy wall clock mike del Morro [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► tired I'll I'm I'm where I'm wearing [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► noise-canceling headphones which ipad [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► before probably can't hear anything I'm [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► saying it's wrong it's all I can hear is [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► what you're saying get any other sort of [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► background noise and boys it [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► disconcerting it's disorienting just a [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► you know not to go too far behind the [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► wizard curtain but you are you're [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► broadcasting remotely from ya family's [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► in southern california i'm in i'm in [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► southern sunny Southern California where [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► it is pouring rain and and so I i always [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► try and forget one thing you know you [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► know me and no excuse me out one and [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► only one thing I try to forget one key [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► thing I don't want I don't want to [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► forget multiple things because that [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► would seem like I was such as careless [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► yeah careless are unprepared didn't know [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► what you'd like to keep it Lively [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► yeah so a lot of times we all forget is [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► my power cord this time I forgot my [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► headphones sometimes I forget just the [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► simple like USB cable that goes between [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► things [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► but yeah so anyway I'm borrowing these [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► noise-cancelling headphones and its [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► really either as far as i know they're [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► like ambulances going by right here in [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► the room and I wouldn't be able to hear [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► because the noise has been cancelled [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► you sound down a thoughtful son not [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► muted would be a term of art but you [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► sound very circumspect is not wise [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► thank you for saying that i'm i'm [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► debating about how to reply to someone [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► on ebay 0000 it's what's going on you [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► something troubling happen happen i've [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► had a couple of you know I I shouldn't [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► be on ebay and you know [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► nope don't belong there is it's a [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► variety of reasons that it is not an [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► ideal use of your time and attention [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► know and the thing is it's not my [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► culture you know I don't understand the [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► cultural mores there and I'm I'm an [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► interloper i'ma time traipsing through a [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► very complicated social environment and [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► so a couple of things have happened [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► right there was one time I ordered two [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► things from a person and ask them to [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► combine them in one package ever tell [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► you about this mm I know this is [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► probably too fascinating for this show [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► but i'm going to dive into it anyway [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► wanted to combine two things in one [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► package and they sent me an email back [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► that said I set you a revised invoice [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► and so I looked in my email and there [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► was a something from this person that [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► said pay here and i click on the button [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► and I paid for one item plus the [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► associated shipping of that one item and [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► then I wrote him back and said well i [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► paid for the one item can you send me [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► the revised and they said well i did [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► send you it's in your email and I said [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► and I wasn't clear like [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► exactly what they were getting at but [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► then after two exchanges they said well [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► I'm done dealing with this and hadn't [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► helped me at all and i ended up having [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► to pay for both items and ten dollars [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► each shipping for two things that would [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► fit into a single envelope and so then [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► when it was time to give the the [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► feedback the stars if you will a boy I [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► wanted to give them zero stars for the [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► shipping because they had done nothing [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► they'd been not only had they not help [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► me but they've been like really rude but [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► I noticed that they had 99 percent [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► approval rating so I thought you know is [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► this something about me [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► mm so again is your problem you're into [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► living with the mores yeah I didn't know [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► what might look at what I've done wrong [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► so I'm going back and was like hey I [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► don't know about this i don't know what [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► happened i tried to be nice i was just [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► like you could put both of these in one [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► envelope and only charged me 10 instead [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► of twenty bucks no reply as does it [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► delhi so he's done with it after two [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► emails because he'd sent me a revised [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► invoice he said which I explained to her [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► you got the revised invoice he's done it [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► so it wasn't revised it was just like [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► here's my revised invoice fuck you my [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► revised invoice says fuck you so but I [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► didn't want to leave zero stars because [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► i actually like went to leave negative [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► feedback and ebay threw up a like a sign [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► like are you sure you want to leave [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► negative feedback you should try and [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► resolve this with the person this is a [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► serious matter [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► yeah I was like a shit ok and then I [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► figured like he's at five thousand [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► transactions he's got 99 percent [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► positive how you're dating yourself [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► you're the weirdo [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► well yeah and not only that but my [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► rating isn't going to affect my brother [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► zero stars is going to affect his rating [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► but what if he retaliates [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► I don't even know if they can retaliate [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► but what if he gives me zero stars [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► I don't have that many transactions his [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► 0-star you get a five-star blowback he [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► hasn't got to keep our phony baloney [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► puffed-up system of useless ratings [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► going that if you have screwed things up [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► with zero stars but yeah I don't even [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► know what I'm doing I'm just something [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► like guy like you know bounding in with [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► a bullet a bearskin code arm and I'm [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► like zero stars and they're like you [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► want to c 0 stars bush and then I'm like [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► and then all of his all the people that [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► wears like satin jackets with his gang [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► name on it all 0 starring me [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► ya know it's like an episode of [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► blackness totally black mirror yeah so I [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► didn't know what to do so I was like I [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► gotta just random guy got to think about [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► it and and I still haven't acted well [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► then a couple of times i ordered stuff [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► in our lives or not you know that's the [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► thing you're not ordering stuff you have [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► delayed at night thing goes by I'm like [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► help it on that shirt you know [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► 30 bucks here a bit on that POW a bit on [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► it and then it's like you won a [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► thirty-dollar thing but it's fifty [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► dollars shipping on come on [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► because the thing is actually in kuala [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► lumpur kawal alone [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► work and you know how water times it in [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► ebay if something's in England the the [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► amount of money will be in italics [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► because you know its foreign if it's in [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► canadia it'll be an italic but somehow [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► you can sell a thing in kuala lumpur but [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► if you put in american dollars [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► it just comes just so I'm up I'm bidding [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► on this son-of-a-bitch but now it's now [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► I 1 and I look at the shipping that's [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► more than what i paid for the thing and [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► and I want there to be a thing on ebay [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► where I can be like whoa whoa you didn't [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► say I didn't see that it was a flaw [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► lumpur if there's no there's no like [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► whoa whoa button right right right i [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► already committed [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► yeah he's actually value sign a contract [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► I signed a binding contract with these [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► like multi-star people so one time I [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► paid it the other this most recent time [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► I you know I paid the shipping it takes [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► a month to ship their from kuala lumpur [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► because they put it into like a raft i [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► just checked on ebay today and they said [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► oh yeah we delivered that package from [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► paul and perform days ago and we handed [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► it to an individual that's what the [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► signs [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► well you know let's be true there's no [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► individual at my house that they could [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► have handed it to my neighbors wouldn't [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► pick I don't want Randy to have it [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► this is this is a real thistle here's [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► the latest problem yeah here's the thing [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► i'm trying to solve a guy sell sold me a [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► Fame and when I got it it had a big x [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► over he had documented some damage on on [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► the item but when i got it at a big X in [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► sharpie over the tag of the item over [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► the that tag you know like the little [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► UPC scanner code know the brand name [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► Oh which I recognized as an article of [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► apparel [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► yes it is oh so it's like a cutout a [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► remainder exactly it's a factory second [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► but he had failed to document that la [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► germany and so I just so this is another [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► one of these like in ninety-eight [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► percent prove reading so i stood on it [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► for a couple of weeks and then I was [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► sitting and I was thinking about this [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► like I gotta give the Oh what it was was [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► i had bought something else obviously I [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► have to have a problem here and and the [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► other person that I bought something [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► from was sending me emails like 3a week [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► saying hey I noticed you haven't given [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► me any feedback yet would you please go [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► on and give me some feedback about the [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► thing that you bought from me that I [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► sent you [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► I was like yeah I bought it from you [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► send it to me and leaving any feedback [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► sorry but I don't and he's did this [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► person is just like really really [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► desperate present it feels like it even [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► happens on amazon like if you buy [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► something through what turns out to be a [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► third party you know marketplace vendor [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► you get this surfeit of emails about how [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► they hope you really have your ramekins [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► and how this feels like it's just shy of [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► not paying to not go and give a [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► five-star review that is what it feels [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► like this person was like I don't like [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► that system John that's not a good [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► system they weren't they weren't hurt [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► they were like offended and starting to [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► get rude about it i bought a thing from [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► you for $90 at it's been a week and a [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► half and I didn't give me any feedback [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► and it's just really like live from [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► older time maybe when we were kids we [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► always want to thank you note anything [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► like no matter what somebody gave you [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► could just be bullshit that the did not [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► make your life better you still have to [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► write a thank you note it seems [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► analogous here where it's like how you [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► know I mean obviously the stakes are [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► higher in the one case grandma's going [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► to get her feelings hurt but in this [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► case these these jackals can't keep up [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► to five star rating if you weren't there [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► pumping mom and well the thing is like [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► sometimes you order something like a [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► craft or something that someone clearly [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► found in a thrift store and manage to [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► sell for fifteen dollars and they send [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► you a little note they send your little [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► handwritten note a little boy toy ly [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► with some writing on it in your bag like [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► hey thanks a lot hope you enjoyed thing [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► but this one item that the person was [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► passing me about was just a thing they [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► bought a [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► at a like factory second sale and then [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► sent to me like this there's no [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► personality to it it's not something [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► cute just like they bought in for your [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► windbreaker [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► yeah they wanted for $90 sold to me for [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► ninety-four dollars and what they're [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► like where's my feedback so i was on [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► there giving this person feedback [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► because i was browbeaten into doing it [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► and then I looked at this one the the [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► person that had sent me the the thing [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► with the X on the and i went back and [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► looked at the ad no mention of the [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► accident and really it's a very [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► prominent feature and so I wrote him and [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► I said hey you i'm giving them i'm here [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► at my hair my office giving everybody [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► feedback to him I haven't given you any [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► because you know I've been kind of likes [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► that kind of stood on this you sent me [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► this thing I mean I got a good price on [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► the thing but I wouldn't have bet on it [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► if i had seen this because i have a [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► policy about factory seconds it's just [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► something that gets sticks in my craw [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► it's not it's not in this is a nerdy [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► comparison but like it's not that [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► different from being a book collector [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► and unless you were collecting a given [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► addition because it contained this an [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► error that was rare you would reject [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► that you would say no this is crazy like [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► this is this is not what it appears to [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► be no I'm would buy a magazine with the [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► cover cut off it says it's exactly like [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► being a book collector and it turns out [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► you get it down a tiny fine print says [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► all booked up among the Month Club [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► oh yeah like it now like RCA records the [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► month types that you know that's not a [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► collectible first edition that's the [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► garbage first edition steerage you know [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► so i write him and he writes back and he [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► goes oh I you know I wondered what that [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► was but I didn't even know what it meant [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► maybe it means the article of clothing a [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► straightedge yeah right or maybe it [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► means that somebody soda crew grand into [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► the lining of it but i doubt it [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► it seems like when you're identifying [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► features of a thing and the tag is like [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► very visible in it and it has a huge X [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► through it anyway so I running backs [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► like okay I accept that explanation but [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► you know I do feel like I [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► a little bit cheated and he's like well [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► how can I he said i'll refund the [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► purchase price and I was like why would [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► she buy what she meant like send it back [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► to me [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► mm I was like well you know I don't want [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► to go all that a whole hog on it a but [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► you know like I don't give me no give me [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► twenty bucks off we go back and forth as [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► this is i'm just in time [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► this is it is in more interesting than I [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► expected but this is this is a taking a [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► lot of time to describe the general no I [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► actually enact this whole no no no i'm [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► not i'm not being matter i'm saying like [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► first of all if everything goes [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► flawlessly on ebay you're spending too [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► much time on ebay and now in addition to [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► that the post-mortem that you have to [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► perform on your purchases is mental [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► yes this is a crazy use of your time yes [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► it is and your but you are aware of that [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► right but who knows [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► ok cool knows you're going out are we [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► talking to still work shopping who's [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► talking to me that's really a lot i'm [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► talking to me [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► mm-hmm so I so those holds the [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► respondents anyway so then he says I'm [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► in the hospital I can't talk right now [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► because I'm zba writing everyone on the [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► other every single person on the other [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► end of the line was getting his dialysis [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► he's doing follow-ups and all the people [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► who have not started yet [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► oh no he's he said he said I'm sorry I [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► have to interrupt this conversation [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► because i have to go to the hospital [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► like he wasn't talking to me initially [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► from the hospital but there's like three [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► days that we that wasn't interrupted [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► time because he was in the hospital then [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► we got back and I had to be like oh are [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► you okay i'm worried about you and he's [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► like no I'm fine now thanks anyway let's [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► get back to this back-and-forth [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► back-and-forth and then eventually he [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► says Oh actually you know what [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► ebay terms of service are that since you [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► mentioned feedback that i cannot refund [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► you any money because that is extortion [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► you didn't know it you're on [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► double-secret probation the whole time I [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► had that's right i had no I was just and [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► then I was like oh [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► well that makes sense right what you got [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► what do you do now big shot [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► yeah of service feedback like eBay is [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► gonna be baby is gonna do a Google here [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► and there reading our emails yeah [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► without us even knowing sure they're [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► they're born an uber and they know where [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► we are even when we're not using their [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► app they're sending you a final letter [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► that you're not allowed to receive yeah [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► that's exactly right [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► they're filing an injunction and they're [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► gonna in jumped me because I mentioned [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► feedback and now I'm extorting this [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► twenty dollars out of this kind of [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► system they got so so he writes me back [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► and says you know student same cherry [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► language he says well why don't we just [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► leave it the way it is [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► yeah maybe we can all agree and cheese [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► yeah and i wrote back there's like the [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► oh you mean leave it the way it is where [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► you like failed to tell me what the [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► thing was that you were selling me and [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► now you know now I've got a little bit [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► of Justice going here [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► ok little got my justice ackles it's at [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► that point you just walked away right [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► well no so that at that point right [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► before you called I was composing and [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► justice based email to him that was [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► going to set this record straight and [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► the ppl was BB was reading it over his [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► shoulder then they were going to know to [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► how things were going to be but but [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► mercifully you interrupted me with your [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► call man and i haven't sent the email [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► yet you know and it's like so far [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► there's been a lot he died talk with [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► between us we've probably spent 12 [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► emails on come on [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► so for the twenty dollars right I'm [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► getting pretty good value that's like [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► that's you know that's a dollar and [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► change per email you explore principle [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► here but the total amount that you are [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► out including shipping is how much [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► hundred dollars no okay so twenty [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► dollars is twenty percent yeah but not a [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► lot of percent yeah yeah yeah [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► I'm so glad I don't have a surpassing [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► number of transactions like that in my [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► life [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► mhm you know maybe not bail in general [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► I'm i mean like specifically i think one [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► of the things when you look at when you [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► look at these different I'm really [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► avoiding the word community because I [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► think that's not the right word for this [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► but whether it's a ride-sharing service [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► grocery delivery you at sea [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► ebay where you are on some level you may [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► be dealing with a person but like what [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► if so if i go to safeway and I by half a [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► gallon of milk like that's that's a [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► really clear transaction I get a little [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► receipt for it and like how how well the [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► cashier did does not factor that heavily [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► into the purchase as long as it's not [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► rancid i take it home for you know as [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► long as they didn't like grossly mr. [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► charge me but they did grossly mr. [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► charged me I going to say hey look this [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► is an error he accidentally charged me [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► twice for this and go hey no problem [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► take it off right there's there's so [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► much hubris personality humanity [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► involved in buying a jacket online from [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► somebody it's it's so strange i get i [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► mean like i say like I i well I do a lot [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► of amazon shopping and I tend to prefer [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► buying things directly from amazon not [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► least because you get the prime shipping [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► right so like I get a little psychic i [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► I've seen what you're talking about [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► here's a set of fancy pencils and if you [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► click the wrong link on the wrong buyer [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► you're getting fancy pencils that are [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► going to be $22 and it's thirty dollars [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► shipping know you like you gotta be [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► careful it's in parentheses it's not [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► necessarily kuala lumpur but you really [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► do want to watch that but then I don't [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► randomly finally get some USB cable and [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► i get done by this by some third party [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► seller who sends this generic email [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► obviously through some kind of CMS [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► that's like bugging me for CMS content [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► management system I don't know that [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► amazon zone system or some kind of [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► third-party thing but they all look the [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► same and it's like hey I hope you [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► enjoyed your candle that smells like a [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► new macintosh computer make sure to go [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► in and give us a five-star review of [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► Beatle ed ed and so you know you know [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► how like in and out burger has a secret [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► menu and they're always about what's not [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► secret anymore [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► amazon word on the street is that amazon [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► has a secret menu to know any more about [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► well for example and change the topic [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► because it is actually on topic but for [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► example if as in my case with all due [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► respect to the united states postal [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► system you know my history but the post [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► office and yes my deliveries are just I [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► mean Donald Trump should have a tweet [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► about about the disaster the flaming [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► inner city that is my history with just [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► think just not appearing at the house [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► suppose there's a secret menu where he [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► know the NOC you can contact amazon and [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► ask them to at the very least I guess [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► changed the cascade of how deliveries [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► are made to always put the postal [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► service at the bottom but I've heard [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► noises cascade well you know how it [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► works like it used to be everything was [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► ups and it was awesome right in [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► yes you you have to know yeah i do not [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► know how it works like at all why I i [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► was wondering about this before is [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► everything to me you won't just bring it [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► comes from three different services what [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► happened it used to be ups and when [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► everything work I don't want it straight [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► but I'm the cascade is something that [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► I'm imagining and cascading i'm [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► referring here to a term they use in [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► doesn't matter but cascading is this [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► idea that there's this this default way [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► that things will happen unless for some [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► reason that one is not optimal or is not [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► available in which case it falls back to [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► the second choice etcetera etcetera are [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► imagine that amazon has optimized this [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► within an inch of its life to where I [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► think one I don't know the exact history [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► i think one thing that happened was yes [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► they used to use UPS for everything and [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► it was the glory days like it has worked [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► everything was fine but from my point of [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► view as a consumer I don't you know I [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► don't have a dog in this fight but you [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► know it really worked and the floor [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► dirty brown trucks coming around Lord [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► days and then I think they cut some kind [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► of a deal with the failing US postal [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► system where I guess they got a special [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► deal plus things like sunday delivery [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► which nobody else was doing something [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► delivered but you know there's this [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► thing that happens if your name is on [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► user where at [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► you don't track my deliveries I'm a [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► tracker and i'll see like oh good [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► UPS like we know or like FedEx leaving [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► memphis you like ah awesome and you see [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► that dreaded like transferred to carrier [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► facility and you're like oh I think that [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► means people that means it is now into [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► the leaky ma of the usps and we just [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► don't know if it'll show up common [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► service all I learn more about this [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► report back on the service of saying one [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► supposed secret many thing you can do is [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► you can contact amazon and tell them [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► look I don't want things delivered by [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► postal service anymore sir possibly i'm [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► so there's true but that's what there's [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► like that there's a you have a profile [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► that's not visible to you that's [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► maintained somewhere in the commands and [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► lewd yeah and your profile is alterable [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► you're saying by a by a special ops team [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► in a windowless room and amazon and if [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► you can get to them [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► yeah and say listen I want you to change [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► my profile I want you to put it I want [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► your gold star [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► I want you to give me an extra level of [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► access and they can just be like you're [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► good customer we like you your name is [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► Merlin man huh [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► my my desk mate has heard of you used to [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► be famous [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► yeah you're the guy with the wallet what [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► happened to shoot yeah okay we'll put [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► that gold star and then all of a sudden [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► all your troubles go away is another one [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► that I've utilized right heard there's a [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► secret menu where you can contact amazon [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► and say hey I don't want to receive [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► these requests for feedback anymore [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► wow I did that they took care of it and [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► I wasn't getting them anymore until [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► recently when I started getting them [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► again so it's time to go back in and try [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► the secret menu again I at the kuala [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► lumpur problem i actually went onto ebay [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► and asked a question of the ebay [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► community I went on to their message [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► board [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► and i asked the question of the ebay [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► community and someone replied and said [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► if you don't want to see items from [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► kuala lampur all you have to do when [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► you're searching for items go down to [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► this menu screen go over to this menu [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► screen pull down this screen and select [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► this option and your problems are solved [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► it's like well yeah except that i would [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► have to do that for each individual [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► search that I did it end at four o'clock [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► in the morning i'm on there searching [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► for Pendleton blankets Hudson Bay [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► Company jackets Native Alaskan Parker's [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► and all the things that you need you [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► know zippo lighters from Adak Island and [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► each one of those i have to pull down at [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► six men used to get so it also cuts off [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► your your supply chain there might be [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► stuff we're willing like it could be [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► your once you don't know i'm not trying [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► to belittle like John right here if [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► you've got your white whale if there's [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► something that shows up that you've been [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► looking for for years [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► that's right it's only available in [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► kuala lumpur you not made of stone [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► you might consider that I might pay [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► fifty dollars shipping if it's the right [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► zippo lighter from from you know a tack [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► Coast Guard Station avalanche brands [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► rights to say your feedback is important [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► ! we just want to say thank you for your [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► recent purchase with avalanche brands [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► through amazon.com we hope you're [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► enjoying your gun pusheen 18 sticker [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► sheet but that's company we strive to [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► provide our customers with quality [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► products as well as complete customer [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► satisfaction your opinion is extremely [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► valuable if you have not already a comma [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► splice if you have not already done so [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► we invite you to take a few moments and [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► help your fellow shoppers make their [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► purchasing decisions by providing a [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► review of the products you purchase it's [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► very simple to do this just more [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► comments places just follow the links [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► below and follow the on-screen [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► instructions and I can click on gun [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► pusheen 18 sticker so pushing pushing is [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► a cat a car cat from sure net and this [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► is a sheet of stickers about my daughter [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► not realizing that I wouldn't have [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► homework [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► yeah well I get so might the first 1i [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► can find here is [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► from try searching for your recent order [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► this this one says chok Dee 2016 that's [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► their username so they their username [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► actually has the year 2016 in it which [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► seems like a but seems like a dumb way [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► to have pretty simplistic approach to [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► your brand [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► yeah and also can i call in 1933 but [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► then they have 526 feedbacks i guess or [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► transactions which is not very many and [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► they have a purple star next to them [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► which I don't know what that means but I [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► know that it's not a gold star em and [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► they say and so i bought from them a [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► Gurkha leather pouch is a gorgeous on [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► indian sword [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► well there saw a Gurkha is a kind of [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► Indian soldier [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► mmm that is drawn from was that there is [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► a hindi machete dingus [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► well that's their distinctive knife look [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► at that thing look at the Gurkha but the [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► Gurkhas were like it's called the quarry [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► the signature weapon of the Gurkhas yeah [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► the girls are up are like a tribe of [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► people who are very very good fighters [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► and they were enlisted into the British [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► Army like during the colonial period as [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► like ferocious Special Forces people [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► almost too who fought for the British in [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► their various colonial wars so [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► interesting [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► they're like you know they're kind of [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► like the sikhs they are and they're [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► Indians but of a separate ilk look with [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► a very identifiable sort of set of [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► characteristics that in this case where [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► were used in the in the wars clone wars [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► you'll see the Gurkhas like in world war [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► one you'll see them you know fighting in [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► the trenches what school would you mind [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► a wallet [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► what are you so no it's not a wallet so [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► great but Gurkha the the leather goods [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► company [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► is a new york company and the legend is [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► that there was some guy the new york's [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► rich smartypants who was bidding on that [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► an auction at Sotheby's and was bidding [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► on the complete luggage collection of a [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► former officer in the British [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► Expeditionary Forces and he had to sell [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► some nice bags [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► yeah and he had this beautiful set this [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► is many years ago in the seventies you [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► have this beautiful set of luggage that [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► was kind of like kind of like the bags [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► that louie vuitton bags and Kundalini [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► express or whatever talking about Marley [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► Hodgson back in the early nineteen [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► seventies must have been Miz's only shot [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► himself in an estate sale in the UK we [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► encounter recollection of campaign gear [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► once belonging to british commander [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► station yes that was oh I see so the jog [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► my memory now I that you're familiar [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► with the story [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► sure my Hodgson yeah so anyway Marley [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► mr. Hodgman we columns he decided to [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► reproduce these instead of because he [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► lost this auction instead he decided to [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► reproduce these bags at in New York City [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► and so it was a very fancy line of bags [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► and it was one of the first sort of sets [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► of bags that were met it was like the [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► patina of the used bag was worth more [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► than a new bag but then Merlin as so [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► often happens in these heritage brands [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► at some point in the nineties the [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► company was sold to a to an offshore [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► conglomerate 42 holding company [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► yeah basically was sold to Mitt Romney [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► yeah and being capital and they changed [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► it and they started making bags in China [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► and they started making garbage bags and [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► all the people that care about these [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► things which I am embarrassed to say I [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► am not one but I'm adjacent right it's a [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► cocktail party and I'm standing [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► it's a cocktail party at the red line [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► you've ever heard the rumors of the [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► disappointed [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► sure i'm walking it's the red line in [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► wenatchee washington i'm walking through [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► the halls [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► i hear ya and look in it's a big [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► everybody's got name tags on I poked my [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► head in there talking about heritage [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► brands i'll put my foot in the room up [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► you know maybe I'll take a drink off of [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► which i'm passing tray [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► hmm i'll spend the afternoon there let's [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► be honest yeah i'll talk to those people [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► I want to know what they're all about [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► hmm maybe always you're always seeking [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► to learn you want to educate yourself [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► yeah and maybe I'll take a brochure [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► maybe i'll think about filling it out [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► yeah anyway then someone and this [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► happened to my own beloved filson [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► company of three or four different times [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► someone bought Gurkha back from being [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► capital and restored the glory [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► so we're talking about the CBS offender [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► exactly right now we're talking about [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► were talking about the Japanese strats [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► here with all due respect that's exactly [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► right we're talking about it it's very [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► its characteristic of of the era so yeah [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► I mean the thing is you can't just say [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► there's this before and after day you [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► have to have some clarity about certain [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► models certain years produced and their [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► cemeteries and subtlety to that you've [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► learned by being adjacent there isn't i [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► think there are people out there all the [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► time who order a Gurkha bag on the [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► internet and then they arrived and there [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► and it's made in china but they don't [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► know it and so they're perfectly happy [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► so they think i have a fancy bag that's [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► right somewhere buried down inside an [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► inside pocket like tucked in the lining [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► is a little made-in-china tag but they [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► never see it and so the the the spell is [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► never broken for them but you know for [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► me I'm the type of person that [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► immediately goes looking for the tag [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► I can't I would be able to sleep at [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► night if it sent made in china and I [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► would know I'd been rocked and I had an [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► inferior thing anyway so i dunno how to [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► find good work of idea how to not buy a [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► garbage bag and so i bought this [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► that's a nice little pouch it's not a [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► purse pouch [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► it's not a wallet because it's the size [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► of a piece of you know you can put like [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► a notebook in it it's like a pouch [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► definitely not a person but not a person [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► it's a package folio yeah let's call it [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► a folio um I discovered not very long [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► ago that instead of packing my suitcases [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► with by just rolling up my clothes and [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► packing them in the suitcase that if I [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► rolled up my clothes and pack them in a [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► pouch and then packed the pouch in my [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► suitcase [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► it gave me more gratification so I this [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► is this huge for me i know i'm on purim [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► bags and bags [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► I've got it I've don't done that one is [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► not Columbia but one of those companies [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► makes those bags and I gotta bolt goes [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► eagle creek [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► yeah and so ya know for me everything [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► you to me the idea of putting your [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► clothes directly into suitcases [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► monstrous yeah I use like five or six [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► different bags for all the different [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► constituent parts and I've got down to [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► it down to a science at this point let's [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► be honest but at some point along the [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► way you do have it down to a science [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► I've seen in action but I decided at a [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► certain point that I was no longer going [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► to use nylon 0 and so little reason [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► no just because because dollars in [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► arbitrary aesthetic not arbitrary but a [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► personal aesthetic decision [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► yeah as I because i have so much free [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► time where my mind doesn't have enough [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► to occupy it which is not true i'm [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► actually carving time away any projects [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► to think about this but i decided that [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► all the bat all the bags were going to [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► be made out of either jute or hemp or a [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► email like woven grass and attended like [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► you get a bamboo bag or wall know and [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► all the always be kind of fiber you have [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► financed a Noah's Ark there's there [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► should be something there that's organic [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► the in the way it's creating your [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► clothes in a group [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► right or like sail cloth canvas [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► that's nice a-and then leather right so [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► so now i'm carrying these leather i'm [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► turning my socks and underwear crammed [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► into a leather pouch inside my canvas [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► and leather and brass bag punish male [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► and the whole that's right it was gonna [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► be sleeping with the Native American [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► soon there was the best of times it was [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► i'm looking to my Pocahontas who isn't [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► that's right perhaps but what got you in [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► a minute but the bag and now weighs [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► about 60 parents [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► whereas if I had it all in you know [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► nylon ripstop if I was made in china it [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► would be half the price would be half [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► the way to be 30 pounds probably i'm [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► carrying around all this extra brass and [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► leather and I don't even know why you're [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► probably steampunk look I'm i am outside [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► much Circuit cases with gears and [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► whistles yeah yeah I don't know what I'm [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► trying to do but I'm gonna take you get [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► a bespoke leather goggle case when I but [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► when i pull up into a hotel and I and [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► you know I throw my bag down and it's [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► full of all these other bags and inside [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► those banks are little bags none of them [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► purses [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► um you know then when then down at the [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► very bottom there's like a sow's ear [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► with a pair of couplings and it's I feel [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► like I really living mm it's believe [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► this you know let here so anyway here I [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► am at anyway so chalky 2016 wants me as [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► gender & and he or she [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► Ryan's could you please leave this is [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► there's no pretense of like I'm I'm [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► hoping you enjoyed your product just one [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► sentence could you please leave me [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► positive feedback when you get a chance [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► ? and then second sentence [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► Thank You period not even thank you ! a [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► chilled you know you'd expect a little [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► bit of an exclamation point there if [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► you're if you're gonna but wait i'm [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► going back here [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► Chucky has sent me multiple emails the [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► first one was just confirming you [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► receive the item i sent if so I would [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► appreciate receiving positive feedback [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► when you chance [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► happy new year again no explanation [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► happy new year period happy new year [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► what kind of monster is this a be your [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► period you're right below 90 years going [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► obviously very interested in how you're [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► doing well wait a minute now between the [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► time they sent me that first email the [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► first email they had 518 purple stars [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► then the second email they sent they [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► still at 518 purple stars but now the [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► most recent one they have 526 purple [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► stars [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► hmm so it seems to be working right [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► they've got they've gotten eight more [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► purple stars just in the time between [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► the two emails something you get from a [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► german sex worker purple star purple [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► star [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► yeah um what's the purple from from eyes [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► wide shut [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► what is the purple commentate is busy [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► bay right this is the problem I don't [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► knowwe don't know what sickens me [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► okay um I'm not enough in this culture [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► that I can decipher the curious [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► languages star is shorthand to let you [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► know the number of ratings that person [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► is received [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► yeah yellow blue turquoise purple red [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► green purple as you can probably guess [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► 500 999 they're working on the red star [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► ok just bumped up they just bumped up to [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► purple because they were 518 right there [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► now they're going for the green belt now [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► you get ready 2002a 1499 you get red [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► oh they know then you get shooting stars [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► John you should look at this this is a [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► lot like your interest in what they call [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► that the the generals have on their [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► chests the ham salad salad [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► this is a yellow shooting star that's [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► 10k 2499 turquoise purple red green if [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► you get over a million you get a silver [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► shooting star [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► well a million transactions number of [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► ratings a million ratings [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► mhm whoa whoa wait that somebody five [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► stars does that mean that's 5 rating [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► no no no no I think that means i think [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► that's a rating [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► what that would mean you'd have a [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► million transactions at least tell me [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► how you do that I don't see how you [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► could have a million transactions that's [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► hmm i don't know i'm just here on ebay [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► page for feedback score stars and your [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► reputation [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► oh there they just come right out and [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► say it [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► he was selling ratings you know people [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► used to commit suicide because they [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► because their reputation had suffered a [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► thing of it I bet they still do [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah i mean they used to doing [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► more should be here you go here you go [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► improved detailed seller ratings item is [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► the item as described how was the [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► communication the shipping time and then [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► the shipping and handling charges i [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► think i don't know i'm i'm not a need a [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► lawyer but I think you have a lot of [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► grounds on which to call these people on [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► the carpet [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► yeah i know but what what they're not at [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► what they're not telling you is to those [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► people then this is the uber rating this [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► is where the prisoner's dilemma part now [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► yeah with this game looks like guys oh [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► did they are they [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► withholding their rating until I write [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► my writing and then they're going to [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► give me a sec a pal [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► yeah when they give you the paypal [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► giving your smaller number of [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► transactions that's a hard kapow that's [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► good that's gonna do you hard that's [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► just one John I don't want to bear that [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► insult to my reputation my ebay its [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► reputation Merlin yeah yeah yeah no I [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► let me but let me take a look at my ebay [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► account and i'll tell you what my [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► reputation is ok thank you I knew you [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► wanted I knew you wanted to hear it yeah [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► i got a lot on my mind [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► let me see here ok so aku boy [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► this doesn't look good oh no well I have [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► a blue star blue stand i have 60 [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► transaction so I've actually got more [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► than rooster sales rooster sales who [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► don't know he has 64 that 756 1599 get [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► blue starts the second the second lowest [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► level [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► well it's no no it's not like i say [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► level I mean it's like experience points [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► in D&D you know you play more you get [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► more points about some of these boots [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► this says [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► I have a hundred percent positive [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► feedback what I saw a little difficult [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► to believe it says so right there [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► quid pro quo clarice what a weird system [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► this says I have a hundred and [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► eighty-six followers who are these [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► I can tell you you made a big show this [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► I don't know seven or eight years ago [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► about how you're going to sell [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► everything you have on ebay and we [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► talked about whether you should have [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► museum should there be like a curated [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► like pamphlet for it and use you made a [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► big thing on here about how you're gonna [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► go on ebay you're starting an entire [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► store on ebay you're selling everything [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► to the right people and and yes people [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► to follow you on ebay because that's not [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► where you would be doing it [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► no I didn't I didn't tell anybody what [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► my BB handle was quite figured it out [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► what it will [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► how did you figure it out I think you [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► can search on somebody's name i'm [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► guessing i don't want to have people [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► triangulating here but that's why you [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► get the followers people are excited [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► they're dying to find out like are you [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► gonna sell you know which panties and [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► whatnot [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► icic there are a lot you know what I've [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► got a lot of eggs [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► was there a lot of people it was the [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► equivalent of an egg [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► it's just a just a shadowy cameo of a of [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► a person's head and shoulders into [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► shopping back and frankly I have to say [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► the shadowy cameo appears to be a [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► short-haired person which seems a little [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► bit [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► gender normative em but button i have a [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► lot of eggs here right people that have [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► never put in any kind of starting [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► account just so they could follow you on [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► this important social network [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► oh but wait here's the problem i'm an [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► egg to she's no I know that you were [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► supposed to put a picture and it's [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► coming from inside the ebay picture up [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► there too sweet [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► all right now let me i'm just going to [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► say this right now yeah i'm going to [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► tell everybody my ebay because now [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► well no showers every other program no [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► now I realize that if you have a hundred [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► and eighty-six followers that you could [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► have liked more than that boy [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► and he's going started out with the [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► feeling that maybe you were having [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► realization you were spending too much [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► time on things related to ebay didn't [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► feel like this gets us closer that [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► direction or a different way [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► well so there's never one followers on [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► ebay there is a new is just what you [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► need [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► just what you need you need a new [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► project alright so I'm just going to [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► drive [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► hey guys i am I even handle is Morgan [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► rides free Morgan rides free all one [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► word all lower case but it but here's [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► where here's what the thoughtful because [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► I I'm because here i'm going to tell you [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► why [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► yeah i deleted twitter from my phone to [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► get twitter like sisters hundred percent [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► five or six days ago [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► oh ok i did some just kind of dawning on [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► me now okay I you you put up a [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► photograph of me on your Instagram and [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► then you retweeted that on your tweeter [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► is this before or after that so I got [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► lots of really nice remarks on that [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► thank you everybody thank you very much [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► for your comments on personal appearance [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► that's super sweet of you [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► oh thanks Josh on i am still on [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► Instagram who but and the Instagram [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► ports over to the Twitter yeah sure does [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► but i'm not using I'm not tweeting and I [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► see it's a subtle such a fine line [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► ok I mean I haven't like dynamic I don't [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► even know how I would go in and actually [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► like delete twitter / from my life i [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► don't know how i would do that what I [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► log off is that how it happens [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► they'd still have the user know on the [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► phone i just deleted the app and he also [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► just go into settings and you would you [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► know delete doesn't don't tell me don't [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► tell me how to do it all right I won't [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► want to know but I'm but i'm not using [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► it and this is really the the first time [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► i have said i'm not using this anymore [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► in the whole time since i first joined [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► it back in whenever 2008 have some and [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► so it's really been very complex [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► emotionally complex interesting because [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► so well you know I was a regular user [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► then I had thoughts in the course of a [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► day and I would have a flag those [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► thoughts as tweets and most of the time [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► I would just immediately pull over to [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► the side of the road and tweet if I had [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► a tweet if I thought a tweet [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► uh-huh or I would you know I would hear [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► market as a tweet and then later on in [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► the day try to try to remember it and a [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► lot of times like be unable to remember [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► it as as happens right like I had a [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► great tweet but i but I was interacting [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► with twitter and have been since 2008 [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► almost well yeah nine years and I got my [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► news from there I kept in touch with [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► people there and I just finally couldn't [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► be there anymore and I deleted it and [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► for the last several days I've had [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► tweets [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► I've thought tweets and there wasn't [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► anywhere to put it [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► huh and I just let the I just let the [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► tweet go right like if you if you have a [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► tweet set it free if it if it comes back [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► to you it was yours I heard a recent [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► dumb analogy for thinking about [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► meditation and mindfulness and the guy [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► described it as learning to stand by the [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► side of a busy highway without feeling [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► the need to get into any of the cars and [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► that reminds me a little bit of what [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► you're saying is like you're so used to [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► jumping into every car that goes by or [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► you know every 50th car that goes by [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► it's difficult to stop it's like that's [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► the way you use it if your interaction [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► model if I could you make up a term here [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► if the way you think about using that is [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► like here's where I jump in its it's [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► very difficult to stop [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► it's even difficult to watch if you know [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► you you're not going to participate it's [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► weird [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► timers whole different thing I'm [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► struggling with the analogy just because [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► I've stood on the side of many highways [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► and haven't ever really felt the desire [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► to jump in to a car then you might mean [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► more be a better at every 50th car [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► his name's Jeff Jeff down Jeff Foxworthy [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► Jeff did Jeff danbury he's got the [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► puppets the other job Daniel Justin just [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► dangle the guy the guy from that day Jim [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► Carrey movie is also president all those [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► movies [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► yeah puppets you might you might be a [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► Buddha you might be reassigned reserve [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► asking for the vegan option but when do [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► you dare to be productive [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► dude I'm so jealous right now of New [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► Wave songs i think stand the test of [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► time partly inspired by last episode [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► just you know i made this is what will [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► get back to your to your very long story [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► but he be in a minute but I I unless we [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► can get a playlist for our program of [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► lunch the songs that we prefer to be [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► referenced songs we read from the lot [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► about music last week that's a nice [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► feedback about that and so I i took a [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► moment to put together a playlist of [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► some of the things we mentioned [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► including sister golden hair surprise [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► oh I thought you were I thought you were [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► saying you were making a play list of [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► every song we've ever talked about on [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► the program which would be one hell of a [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► place yeah i know that's that's not a [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► thing I'm gonna do but i think i can put [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► together a music playlist [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► yeah so how do you feel about Adam and [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► and adam and the ants are you a trolling [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► ok might understand deliver was my [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► favorite song for about three years i [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► was about to say have you listened to [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► standard liver stand and deliver for any [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► time recently yes because yeah because [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► yesterday I listened to it on my phone a [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► couple of times and then I went and [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► listen to lots of Adam and I mean that [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► was mine that was my third place choice [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► for the atom ant song that i would say [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► stood the test of time but I add two [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► above it and I finally had to just pick [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► one and which was I was torn between I [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► think it was a with kings of the wild [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► frontier good job here are an hour or [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► and music both stand the test of time [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► better i think kings of the wild [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► frontier I still think Stan deliver is a [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► greater pop song it's an old number [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► don't know Dana and Eric Holder no [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► question but no I went to reach these [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► are something like okay echo am I gonna [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► go with you know Karen's huh that they [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► were really hard because they have a [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► bunch of good ones i'm going to cleanse [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► i don't wanna just pick the obvious [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► songs with I spent a lot of time on adam [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► and the ants cuz I like a lot of their [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► songs but honestly as much as I love the [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► prince charming album a lot of that [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► doesn't hold up [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► it's still good but it isn't something [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► where you could put this song on it [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► isn't like you could was the example I [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► gave the other day something like [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► overkill or something like give our ted [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► leo and the pharmacists cover everybody [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► wants to rule the world [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► I know it's they were on they were on [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► that you know the AV AV Club thing we're [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► going to do our song its yeah sure it's [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► such a rathole I end up just watching [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► dozens of those their cover of everybody [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► wants to rule the world is so good so [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► that's a song I think exclude great saw [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► lightly dated you know production sound [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► like that or even something like mad [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► world [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► I think you could put that on for [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► somebody did today and and they're not [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► gonna like turn the nose up at it as [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► well you know it stands up [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► I don't know if we've never really [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► discussed tears for fears on this [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► program [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► not that I can remember but there's [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► actually help you get back to your ebay [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► stuff in a minute but no it's all right [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► to mention in passing this is something [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► that I'm working on [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► mhm well I am I would just interject to [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► say that tears for fears is the classic [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► example of a band at the time for me at [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► least the keyboard drenched eighties [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► production and history onyx vocals and i [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► will say i will say they sound [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► histrionic because he's a pretentious [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► investigates the word potentials he's [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► very like post Morrissey but that tears [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► for fears record turns out when you [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► review it again the the hurting or chair [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► such are the big was the NICU along with [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► something picture picture [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► um uh there is no moss on it every song [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► is great [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► it's alright it's a great [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► album front to back and and you know [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► we're at the time I was like garbage but [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► then i revisited it and it's like tears [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► for fears quality rock group that's so [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► interesting I have to go in and race pls [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► i got so far i got overkill mad world [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► I'm torn on this because I will make [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► that I might end up going with six [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► months in a leaky boat but for split [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► ends I've got something I got you [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► of course tomorrow sometimes the bet [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► sometimes the best of the most [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► well-known song is actually the best [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► it's a tremendous song starts tomorrow [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► night by she was your time whenever [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► you're on my mind [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► marshall crenshaw it now very [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► controversial I had to pick a new order [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► song and this was very difficult for me [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► I just after the order profitable i'm [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► still not a hundred percent sure i'm [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► going to leave me alone from power [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► corruption lies but i would probably [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► change girl you want by Devo kids in [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► America miii yeah don't go by Yaz king [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► of the wild frontier out of control by [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► you to look of love by ABC hanging on [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► the telephone by blondie that's what I [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► got so far [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► look good no that's not no seriously [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► dude go back to that know me know it's [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► so it's so it's still so and it did the [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► production on it is so tight it sounds [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► so good Trevor Horn buddy really want [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► that comes on sometimes twice a year [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► than a store and I just started doing [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► bump finally I discovered that the band [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► it was really hard you know it's a [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► beautiful world is one that can really [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► introduced the novice to devo because [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► it's not that you it's not too wackadoo [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► yeah it's actually like yeah right [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► there's no like a distraction you go oh [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► that's clever that's one is always in [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► the YouTube videos of like wacky covers [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► but it's like that's fun as a [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► deconstruction of that song but it's not [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► like the song craft you getting some of [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► their you know people just thought of [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► those being this weird but their songs [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► are really good [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► yes there's something with their cover [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► of satisfaction still boggles me i know [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► i know it bobbles I don't understand [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► that was like it's like it's like rite [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► of spring it's like one of those things [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► where it's like this we first hear [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► you're like what is this now what do you [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► think [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► my youtube choice of out-of-control well [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► um you know that's a that's like i mean [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► i i've seen why I could have gone with [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► the ones that i am out of control is in [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► my top 10 favorite youtube songs of when [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► they were good i didn't want to go with [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► i will follow because that was the first [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► hit i was kind of conflicted about glory [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► out Gloria could be in there but [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► out-of-control to me is like kind of the [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► apotheosis of young like spunky to think [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► that i think still stands up is the key [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► part this is the this is the thing about [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► you and me and a few other units are [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► getting better and it got a B is a you [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► know everything [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► pre joshua tree seems real [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► yeah and everything post joshua tree [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► seems unreal the Hollywood but like you [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► know New Year's Day is how I mean it's [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► pretty good it's super good all even [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► something like 40 you take something [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► like you got your bad i really like a [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► sort of homecoming [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► I still might just a fantastic song my [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► sister was arguing the other day that u2 [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► u2 stadium rock which we which we [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► acknowledge started around around [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► well you could say you to invent you [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► know with stadium rock from the [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► beginning but it is then again she's [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► like no no those first two records the [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► songwriting is really complicated and it [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► got all stripped out and streamlined and [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► like simplified later for the big big [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► epics but like but the Accords and the [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► songs are all really like more [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► complicated in boy and warnings really [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► that's kind of not how I remember it [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► well I remember it all but maybe all the [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► control is basically a song i can hear [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► this to this day and when I hear out of [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► control [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► think about how it starts out good [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► didn't contended in bham bham bham you [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► know that is that's when you hit the [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► three primary harmonics across all the [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► strings on your guitar [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► it was written around [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► somebody go check it out if I had these [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► three things you start out doing the [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► that little yes thing you know you don't [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► like round about you go team [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► what is that you get 12 is it 12 75 [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► right 1275 because bong bong bone so [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► anyway I I'm that's how I started [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► playing it anyway I don't have a point [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► here i just think that I I'm have to [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► pray on that connects guess I question [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► you took are tricky trip you visited [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► here and give me a cello when you're [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► driving arm to to the drop-off point [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► what kind of what we listening to where [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► you listen we talking or were you [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► listening to music or podcasts or public [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► radio we listen to on the long drive [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► we were talking a and then someone [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► remarked that that it where we had not [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► listened to a single song on the drive [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► and you know so the drive that might [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► Miami my road trip partners were my 82 [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► year-old mother and my 46 year old [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► sister and we rented a merchant's house [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► Susan is and we drove to just great [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► well yeah actually I don't get much [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► chance to say I really like her [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► iirc energy is is buoyant please places [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► with her point energy yes and she seems [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► younger than her tender years but if you [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► ever are on the highway with her and you [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► get into a confrontation with another [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► driver in your oregon who will see that [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► almost got a knife to a Susan fight [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► yeah that although she is a very boy and [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► every once a young seeming woman all 46 [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► of her hard road years can come out in [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► one encounter some women in rural Oregon [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► and that should say enough to anyone [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► from the West rural Oregon that's enough [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► its rural juror and even sounds likely [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► to hear ya [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► we're put will pour pulling into a [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► parking spot they're pulling out of a [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► neighboring parking spot they are miles [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► away from our car but somehow they [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► because of their like [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► met at old paranoid lack of depth [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► perception [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► oh it's dave called it the best [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► dependent closet to that setup it they [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► felt like I had come close to their card [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► swiping their car and you know i'm a [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► pipe the meth mobile don't swipe it and [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► their cars like a pontiac grand am [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► yeah and I I'm piloting my vehicles you [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► rolling no bends you know and I just I [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► mean I me Lorenzo in the benzo and we [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► pull into the parking spot and at no [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► point does any part of my car venture [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► out of the two lines defining my area [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► right I'm just like in my slot I just [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► slotted in there like a key in a lock [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► and she's not even she's not even in her [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► slot she's already backed out but she [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► didn't like something about it she [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► didn't like and so she honking sound [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► easy for her to just drive away so just [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► really easy your double she's going with [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► this transaction [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► I mean she's already out but she hawks [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► and then so I look at her in my rearview [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► mirror and she's like literally shaking [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► her fist and screaming like you almost [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► hit my car [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► fuckin pocket for mac and and I'm like [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► you know I'm shrugging at her like I [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► don't know what I got you know I don't [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► know what what your problem is I don't [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► know who you are why you even talking to [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► do I know you that's what I'm saying is [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► your mother's day yeah and she's like [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► that happened and she pulls up and my [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► sisters in the backseat my sister turns [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► around and looks at her and then puts [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► one hand up under her eye in a kind of [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► like fingers forward facing like light [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► fist right with her thumb pointing at [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► her face and she does the boo-hoo-hoo [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► cent sign of like like shaking the fifth [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► back and forth like wipes a little [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► imaginary tier out of the court [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► imaginary tier out of the court [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► variety and this and the and the and the [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► little fist gesture is so small this is [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► what this is what is so devastating [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► about it she doesn't go she doesn't do a [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► big elbow one she just puts her hand up [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► there under eye and just very very [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► slightly goes boohoo just a little like [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► no you notice and the woman like you see [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► the steam coming out of her ears and she [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► looks at my sister and my sisters [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► looking i can see this from behind right [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► I know I because I've seen this a [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► million times [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► my sister is looking at her with eyes [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► like the center of the North Pole like [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► her eyes are like the depth of of the [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► deepest glaciers in Greenland there's no [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► emotion of any kind and she's going boo [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► hoo and the woman the woman stops and [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► you just see her realize that she has no [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► there's nowhere to go now with this [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► issue it is it is resolved and she needs [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► to go away now and she just she just [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► turns and just drives and I was like a [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► boy and you know and I'm also like okay [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► well i'm just going to go into the store [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► now because i do not want to get [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► boo-hooed you know like that's not and [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► and and it's so it was so small just [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► such a smaller like wipe away a little [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► teeny pier and the only way that Susan [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► can the only way that she has that the [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► depth of the Greenland in her eyes is [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► the is the time that she spent in rural [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► organ and in rural everywhere all that [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► it's just like that the eyes are old you [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► know he's not the skin around the eyes [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► that still is young and and and and full [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► you know Rose nice nice safe [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► it's just deep leave inside deep in the [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► Blackbird all that wisdom [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► yeah it's deep in their general Oregon [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► no your s know you're mm and I end and [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► so ever since them a couple of times [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► I've caught myself when I'm alone just [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► practicing making that gesture and the [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► end but the problem is i'll do that to [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► somebody and then we'll be in a fist [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► fight it [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► ok right like she can do it in a way [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► that like the the issue is resolved but [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► for me it would just start it would just [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► start something right that the person be [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► like what what the but yeah right don't [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► cry what is it the is it the opening [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► salvo or the or the finishing blow [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► yeah yeah I don't know how to do it do [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► you remember do you remember the corgis [TS]

01:02:52 ◼   ► I'm going down i don't feel like i don't [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► know i don't talk about Val about very [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► early eighties and the song [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► everybody's gotta learn sometime oh yeah [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► of course [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► oh yeah I covered but you covered my [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► back oh I do remember they are they [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► other British ok but it's a it's a [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► wonderful wonderful he's all i had that [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► to the list very forgot on [TS]

01:03:23 ◼   ► yeah very often forgotten in the list of [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► 80 songs because even though it was a [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► hit it was you know it didn't like make [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► it all the way to the cannon and I think [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► you know where those songs it's really [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► easy to like it sits there it collects [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► dust in the corner bring you like I know [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► I know this certain song and you don't [TS]

01:03:43 ◼   ► here for 25 years in here on the radio [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► and you're like oh yes this [TS]

01:03:47 ◼   ► yep exactly adding to the list [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► everybody's kind of some time on these [TS]

01:03:54 ◼   ► tough but I think hanging on the [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► telephone which i think is a cover is a [TS]

01:03:58 ◼   ► timeless quality to it [TS]

01:04:00 ◼   ► yep i agree how do you feel what your [TS]

01:04:02 ◼   ► flock of seagulls cut [TS]

01:04:05 ◼   ► I mean I don't have 1i thought about it [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► I I feel like I would need to go back [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► and read listen to the records so I [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► either hits as much as i enjoy them [TS]

01:04:14 ◼   ► I think are more of a punch line oh well [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► I mean you mean like spaces love song [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► some like that [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► no I mean I I find that I behind what [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► will you tell me what's your pick [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► what's my flock of seagulls but what I'm [TS]

01:04:30 ◼   ► on the list list is called new wave that [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► still stands up a playlist by Merlin [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► Mann if you're going to put a flock of [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► seagulls the USA somebody hates complete [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► your mind you have not heard this song [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► ever or you haven't heard it in over 30 [TS]

01:04:42 ◼   ► years [TS]

01:04:43 ◼   ► what what is your pic to say I can't [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► believe how well this song still sounds [TS]

01:04:46 ◼   ► still stands up alright it is wishing oh [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► if I had to both i have a review [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► something to remind me [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► yeah we'll spend my back to shoot down [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► no no it's got that drone it's got that [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► like the long the emotional lift and [TS]

01:05:05 ◼   ► then that--just deposits you in a state [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► of flying [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► alright and you know the other one like [TS]