Roderick on the Line

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00:00:03 ◼   ► hello hi John how's it going oh Maury [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► rather things are good [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► Oh smashing to hear pip-pip gallery as [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► how does enjoy one skype calls with [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► one's friends and swarming house [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► yes lottery dollars corset membership [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► has its privileges [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► mm-hmm [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► so you say mm oh I got some really [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► really tiny espresso Boateng is Russell [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► tank i love their first three records [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► mm-hmm tanki yep yep yep everything's [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► going pretty good pretty you pick up [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► your books yet little gonna be one of [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► those episodes I who knows what it is [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► and you know what handling as you say [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► what good my shows and everything that's [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► in the show is in the show it's [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► happening in the show that's how you [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► know it's in the show that's precisely [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► right receives the moment [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► merly murderer man John right three keys [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► watching you [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► that's in the show that's in the show [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► everything in the show it's part of the [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► show [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► that's how you pointed out the other day [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► that every time you look at a picture of [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► Halla notes [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► Paul is on the left notes on the right [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► ah this is true I've chinesse i have [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► found a couple candid shots but pretty [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► much every this goes all the way back to [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► like 73 maybe Paul's going to told me [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► this might be it might be a total lot of [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► people about this [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► yeah but yeah I know it's a it's always [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► hall on our left [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► yeah hall on our left to call on our [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► left but is watching you [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► man your Android they're really [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► underrated we've gone over this heavily [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► oh and you know what we can talk about [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► holidays it's like time travel around [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► like talking on [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► what's going on in your world maritime [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► in the woods [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► it's been awhile now it's good it's good [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► I yeah I got strong feelings [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► yeah like a strong feelings about the [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► walking dead but I also strong feelings [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► about rei let's start with rei because I [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► don't know anything about the walking [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► dead so no I don't talk about let's not [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► talk about time travel [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► no no but I want to talk about re I've [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► got to see I've got a history with rei [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► and it all comes back to this basic [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► point i go into that store for article [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► of clothing or gear is going to have [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► some kind of a fairly specific non [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► adventure role in my life he wanted to [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► wick away sweat [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► well i mean i wouldn't mind that mhm [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► they wanted to be lightweight but still [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► durable yeah that would be nice [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► I i would like it to be a modern [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► technical a lot of cases but I think I [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► told you the story the first time I [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► remember ever buying something at rei I [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► went in and it was buying a pair of what [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► was then you remember in the late [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► nineties there was a vogue for kind of [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► like high-tech cargo pants like urban [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► outfitter pants that were like a hundred [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► fifty dollars and also we were still [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► wearing we in the dot com biz we're [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► still wearing like a hiking boot toward [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► yeah I was kind of a look it's an [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► evergreen look and was it that was a [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► royal robbins brand paints I've had I [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► have a royal robbins shirt from around [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► that time that I still where it's been [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► very durable and it works and [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► lightweight durable lightweight for my [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► active lifestyle right works with what [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► so anyway anyway I mean this is just as [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► she set the tone from rei problem which [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► is I must say my problem not yours is [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► problem but you never know [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► well here's the thing i went in there [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► and shop like a dude you know I tend to [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► just kinda like I barely stopped moving [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► the entire time i'm in the place i put [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► on these shoes and then they offer me [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► this device that they prefer a role it [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► has this little device where you can [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► like it emulates rock and what is so it [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► looks kind of like an organic [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► hasook like almost like the world's [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► worst ottoman like if you have the lag [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► might that was an ottoman an organic [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► have shower organic cast cassocks [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► cassock ass off half the Catholic is a [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► dancer a Catholic as well as a kind of [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► Russian in rhythm is a dancer is that [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► right rhythm is gonna move you okay what [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► about you can see there's a part of the [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► rhythm nation [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► I thought I was okay i was until miss [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► Jackson said I was nasty [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► wow that's right it all comes back to [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► early man so they had this I tried them [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► on and they're like the guys talking [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► about things like torsion control so you [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► got to have that and all this in the [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► wide foot base and he offered me the [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► organic asslick to try to tread upon the [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► whole test performance characteristics [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► of my new footwear and he said yeah what [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► are you gonna wear you be doing this [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► I'll never forget i said i was on a long [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► lunch break from a dot-com job and I [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► said I said we're gonna do it be said [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► these are webpage making shoes i was he [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► was not mad i mean i think he was maybe [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► not exactly disappointed but like I let [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► him down because I'm even then I was a [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► middle-aged white guy had nothing much [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► has changed but I don't think you're [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► supposed to tear away the veil as [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► abruptly as i did know you're supposed [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► to say well you know I do like hiking a [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► lot of weekends stop and get out there [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► trying to get out and get my tool a box [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► and clear my Subaru and I go to the [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► front face of the mountain climb and you [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► know gets no tell you the dogs drag it [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► out there are you know I always try to [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► get out there that's why I got super you [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► know love is what makes a Subaru a [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► Subaru well-loved and yeah Rockets love [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► love and and you know what coexist all [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► coexist [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► yeah Mr exist oh I'm also yeah [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► wagging less than barking 10 waiting on [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► you like I'm part of the elizabeth [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► warren wing of the bumper sticker [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► community so so now fast-forward to [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► today so we don't go to the mall [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► very much but I want to visit some [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► friends in corte madera and corte madera [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► is where they have to really nice malls [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► when we go to court in madera or pass by [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► corte madera I make a point of saying to [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► my to my ladies I say let's go to the [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► mall because one thing they got a [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► bookstore got a barnes and noble single [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► book start by some books they also know [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► what I'm started running on please today [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► when you say let's go to the mall you [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► already stipulated to really nice malls [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► and pull the Madeira yeah look these up [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► about you did everyone know which mall [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► you're referring to or is everything [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► we've got stonestown we've been to [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► stonestown you and me that's near us [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► that's that's kind of a sad mall and [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► it's it's kind of on its way out but [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► corte madera so there's two malls [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► there's the village at corte madera and [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► there is the town's there's the village [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► at corte madera and then there's the [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► town centre corte madera concern for [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► having me a PM no it's not a sentra it's [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► not at the atra it's a so in there [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► across the highway from each other now [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► my friends live like a stone's throw [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► from this mall so we go to the mall [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► because the barnes and noble and we go i [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► go to the rei because i said to my wife [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► I says I said I I'm very happy that is [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► why I says Wi-Fi I'm very happy with my [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► rain jacket that they got me for my [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► birthday [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► your two ago I love it love it i think [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► it's a marmot it's got a liner it's [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► really nice it's blue it's everything I [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► could want in a jack and i think let's [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► be honest I think we bought it at rei [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► right it should it sheds rain but it was [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► a waste what it's got performance [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► characteristics and torsion control so [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► now you know flash for this is some 16 [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► 17 years since my first re-experience [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► and I still feel like an utter fucking [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► poser because here's me me is I want to [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► go in there and I want to get some kind [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► of a jacket that's not quite a rain [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► jacket I want to be not quite a [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► Pendleton shirt I want something that's [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► like a jacket that a man would wear and [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► not look like he's caused playing some [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► role right now I'm not gonna make a big [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► deal about this people should do the [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► things that they like to do and have [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► nothing against cosplay or large [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► for fronting the face of the extreme [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► mountain sure [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► with that said I went in there and I [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► looked at every single item they had in [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► their jackets section I almost made us [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► late for dinner because i was determined [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► to find something and we're here [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► it wasn't even a money thing it was [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► because they're all kind of costly I was [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► ready for that but there's gotta be [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► something here I could wear where I [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► don't look like I take yoga right where [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► I don't look like a nothing again I [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► think that's the yoga community co-exist [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► but I want something that like looks [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► like something I would wear and my [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► cosplay my default cosplay is to look [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► kind of like a lesbian janitor right [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► kind of a carhartt Dickie look a lot of [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► the time my sanity lesbians have the [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► best haircuts ing or less i would cue [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► ball pretty good here yet but you don't [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► struggling i'm struggling that's a whole [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► different issue i'm thinking about my [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► friend Alex who is part of the tribe she [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► goes to supercuts I'm thinking ago she [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► has a great haircut i'm thinking of [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► going to supercuts i don't know i don't [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► know if i don't know how it's done [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► apparently grass you just grows back but [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► I've been following I've been following [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► this phenomenon the lesbian haircut for [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► 27 years [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► how do i do it what is like a house for [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► it what is it up but anyway so there you [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► are in your car hardened dickies looking [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► for the perfect coat to communicate that [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► you are you well to communicate honestly [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► it's or the I don't see the opposite of [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► what you do but i want to communicate as [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► little as possible [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► I at this point I want to just not be [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► noticed and what I want to do it in a [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► way that's comfortable here some of my [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► points I would like it to be something [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► that doesn't look too much like a rain [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► jacket because I got a good rain jacket [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► I need something for when it's maybe [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► gonna rain but probably not i want to be [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► warm but not polar i would like pockets [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► i was i would like some pockets on it [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► and one velcro closure i like a Velcro [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► sleeve dingus [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► I don't mind snaps in their little class [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► here and i looked at one by a company i [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► think it's called i want to say cool [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► k uhl I'm not sure he had some nice [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► things but they had kind of a yoga [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► construction worker vibe [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► and a little bit of a of they had a snap [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► clasp which ones i say i'm not against [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► they also have their own apparently rei [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► has their own bespoke brand of super [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► fancy it's called after its or something [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► like that [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► oh yeah and and those jackets are seven [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► hundred fifty dollars which is a little [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► bit out of my price range plus again [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► we're back to the dot-com shoes I feel [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► like I cannot live up to this clothing [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► so anyway I walked out of there feeling [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► kind of sad i went and looked at shirts [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► because I can always use another long [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► sleeve shirt i ended up buying nothing [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► which is ok but but I you know I'm [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► frustrated with myself I don't want to [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► say I'm frustrated with rei because i'm [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► pretty sure everybody goes in there is [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► pretty extreme but I feel I feel I have [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► trouble finding the clothes that are for [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► me and now series you know they're not [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► going to carry the Trump stuff anymore [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► macy's they're not doing great honey I [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► don't know where to turn and I'm trying [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► not to just buy things on the internet [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► because it seems weird [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► well yes that's why am I frustrated with [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► the walking dead a little bit and I do [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► not find a jacket that's saying to me [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► you have you've hit on the thing I'm [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► afraid [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► Merlin who you did on the real thing and [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► this thing is the what I would describe [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► as the decline and fall of a outdoor [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► gear haha [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► we've talked about is fine i think you [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► had a part of decline with was there a [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► time when you would you bet your life on [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► this equipment there was a time when you [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► can be hanging from MH we became there [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► with your with your with your user [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► jagermeister in your pocket dangling off [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► a rock somewhere in Germany not even [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► sure where we're feel like you're [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► wearing borrowed feet and you're hanging [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► on by a zipper there was a time hanging [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► on by a zipper there was a there was a [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► sweet spot right I feel like there's a [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► sweet spot when things had things have [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► progressed from wool and and wax cotton [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► yeah there were new fabrics there were [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► knew there was this new kind of science [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► that we [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► saying like oh we don't have to wear [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► keeley hands and rubber every time we go [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► out into the rain we can start to wear [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► these lighter fabrics that breathe that [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► wick away the sweat that have technology [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► but those items were still built at the [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► built in the fashion and of you know [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► like it with the accoutrements of [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► earlier coats so what what what it was I [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► guess was years and years of time tested [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► a apparel design by which i mean like [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► the the actual shape of the garment and [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► the situation of the pockets the shape [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► of the hood who did the use of certain [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► kinds of clasp zip heavy zippers you [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► know huh [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► but we have these new fabrics and it was [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► and now you can have a jacket that was [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► read holy cow [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► yeah and the and the the wicking of [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► course being a big thing I keep [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► mentioning looking is important [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► oh my god Wiccans important then someone [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► you want those things like a like a [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► microwave where you don't really realize [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► how much you need it until you have it [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► then you're going how did I ever do [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► without waking how did I do [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► although i know people that don't have a [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► microwave if you can believe that so i [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► made my first pee in a cup [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► we should come back to that oh you did [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► in fact that I'm but now i'm with you [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► i'm thinking hear about also and you see [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► no i'm not a ski person but I'm thinking [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► about when ski gear changed at some [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► point i'm guessing the seventies whereas [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► like when I was a kid you get bundled up [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► to go as we would say play in the snow [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► you had all these layers and you look [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► like Ralphie's brother and you know [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► Christmas story and then they came out [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► with these a-z colors in these more [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► lightweight garments and but then things [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► got very the to use a phrase I learned [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► from my wife she refers to her clothes [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► she wears to exercise what she does [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► every day she calls it technical gear [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► yeah that's right technical gear yeah [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► there's where that that's where we got [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► off the rails think so yeah because [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► because as you say it's not just you [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► you're not alone in sitting on your [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► technical gear and more than writing [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► software codes know [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► no like one in a thousand people that [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► buys a that buys this stuff that's [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► advertised with a photograph of someone [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► summiting machu picchu there is good to [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► say somebody machu picchu yeah they've [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► never summit much would be too nope and [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► I and never will write what they but [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► they but the gear you know it's like it [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► like you say because you're you live in [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► a climate you're gonna go outside is it [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► gonna rain [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► I don't know is it gonna you know like [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► it could be 60 degrees when i walk out [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► the door and by the time i get where I'm [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► going to be 40 degrees and like hailing [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► and I want something that doesn't that I [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► don't like it I don't like it doe mhm [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► partly they don't want to look like a [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► dope like I get there and I'm not [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► prepared you want to be prepared for [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► anything even if you're not leaving that [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► and it's just everything else in your [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► house and they could totally happen this [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► is climate is a very complicated she got [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► butterfly wings i I'm with you on the [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► seattle thing though in the sense that [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► what while I think it's sweet that my [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► daughter likes an umbrella i do not do [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► an umbrella [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► no no I'm gonna love above umbrellas I [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► got it I got a hood and I got my [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► personal will my willpower [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► that's right what if you let's say you [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► are let's say it's a walking dead [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► scenario and all of a sudden your [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► zombies everywhere and you've got it [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► like I don't know what go walking [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► amongst the top walking amongst the dead [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► and presumably like hitting them with [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► machetes sometimes and you got a [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► souped-up truck i'm i'm just i'm [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► guessing about this from seeing [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► billboards in the New York subway [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► yeah you're not you know how far off but [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► so you're out there and it's a you're on [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► this death trail and I gum guessing [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► you've heard rumors that somewhere [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► there's a community of people that have [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► survived and I want way to present this [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► you're headed there right [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► meet up with the band it may just be a [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► myth this is gonna be the one [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► this is going to be the place may just [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► be the myth that they're there but then [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► you keep you have to keep going because [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► what else [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► why else can turn back mhm you can't [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► just surrender you have to keep fighting [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► are you gonna be carrying a fucking [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► umbrella [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► not unless it's a poison-tipped umbrella [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► unless you replace your hands chopped [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► off by the guy at the last immunity to [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► save your life [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► alright so you got your hand chopped off [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► but somehow the poison blood of the [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► zombies did not infect you yeah you [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► haven't turned and now you can now you [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► can take the umbrella to your hand and [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► you become umbrella man's just like the [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► guy the kennedy assassination [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► why is he there you may be the zombie is [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► coming anyway forget to bring an [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► umbrella with a pretty sunny day to me [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► haha maybe it's a situation where if you [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► get infected with a cold the zombie gets [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► right in your face but he can't smell [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► you because they only want two kills [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► well people em right now that's one just [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► you know not to spoil anything but one [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► common way to disguise yourself is to [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► cover yourself with guts like zombie [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► guts and then they have to one of them [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► and you can you give some a poncho and [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► you put zombie guts on you can walk [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► around now you know again that poncho [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► you would want something with wicking [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► when performance characteristics you [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► want machu picchu well and arc'teryx [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► actually makes a zombie guts [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► terex you know the name of course i do [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► so arc'teryx is an rei grand they are a [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► comedian super adventure tech brand em [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► and they're getting Seattle like John [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► Sherlock mm no no flu bug is longtime [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► Seattle company arc'teryx eventually [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► Canadian people things I know they are [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► Jesus Christ check that out [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► arc'teryx i think is made in bangladesh [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► play and that was utilized for [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► Bangladesh's you're gonna want some [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► performance characteristics right and [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► arc'teryx if you pick up one of those [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► jackets that cost seven to 17 hundred [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► dollars [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► yeah it's like you become lighter the [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► jacket is so light that that there's now [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► like there's like a bounce in your step [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► the the jacket is lifting you up off the [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► earth it takes 20 pounds away but i [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► cannot i cannot personally paid hundred [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► dollars for a technical jacket so I have [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► to go I have to longingly paw through [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► those things i can't even justify the [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► customer patagonia jacket which is only [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► four hundred and fifty dollars [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► yes to me it's like expensive wine where [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► it's lost on me like you know it'sit's [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► dropped bits like if i were to spend I [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► mean you know you know it's a common [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► thing people idiots like me say it's [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► like you never seen a twenty dollar [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► bottle of wine and a thousand-dollar [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► bottle of wine a lot of money but like [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► I'm not sure I would appreciate it that [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► much more than say a forty dollar bottle [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► of wine with my gender dollar jacket I [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► go hey this is pretty nice like that [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► since two-hundred-dollar jackets that [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► are pretty nice right right but but you [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► know 7702 seventeen hundred dollars is a [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► lot for a particular it is and it's a [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► lot for the thing about so i do not [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► remember the first time I went to rei [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► because i was going to rei when I was a [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► little kit because my dad was like a [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► very early member of rei and he knew all [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► those people personally and like Jim [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► Whittaker was I don't they weren't like [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► pals but they were high five and white [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► guys for sure like we would see jim [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► whittaker and there'd be a lot of like [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► high-five and joshan and so we were that [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► was just they grew up in the rei kind of [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► and then in Anchorage the rei was like [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► it was almost a social place if you went [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► there you were absolutely certain to run [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► into one or seven people that you knew [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► and you'd stand around to them and [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► somebody was there for cross-country ski [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► wax and somebody was there because they [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► needed you know five new pairs of wool [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► socks and somebody was there you know [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► and i was there because i needed some [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► kind of shoelaces or you know it was [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► like where you went to sort of the [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► general store and I and all my friends [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► that was you know like keep it oh and [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► they also have the they also had what [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► was at one point called the Attic then [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► it was the basement was the Attic again [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► and re i had one of those nordstrom [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► policies where you could return anything [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► tho single-a Stefan clear-cut yeah you [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► by somebody would buy a pair of [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► rollerblades use them once break their [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► arm bringing back was a pair of [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► rollerblades that have been used once [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► but it was like [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► 18 that cost so i mean in fact i got my [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► first pair of rollerblades there is also [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► my life [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► ok alright alright it was the one pair [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► of rollerblades I brand alright but I [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► thought I was an early adopter i got [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► these rollerblades pretty early on nice [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► and and i enjoyed them but it was but it [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► was very definitely a thing where it's [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► like oh I am I going to use rollerplate [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► yeah no I'm not is what it turned out [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► but so anyway but there was absolutely [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► was a moment where I started to feel [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► alien in an rei and I and it was a [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► devastating time because it's been such [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► a like it was like I felt like such a [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► family operation to a general store [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► cooperative it is a co-op at heart right [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► oh it out and still is you know they [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► still send me a check at the end of the [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► year around for my small portion of the [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► profits and then you take check down to [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► rei and spend it on stuff you know you [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► get yourself a new headlamp like I have [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► 40 headlamps in this house because they [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► never die and it's a it's like an easy [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► christmas present back in back in the [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► day like there'd be a bin by the can be [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► a bit of them by the cash register and [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► you go you don't like a headlamp for [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► Christmas John Roderick that's where [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► they be in the stockings and I never the [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► thing is I never said I've already got a [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► headlamp I was always thrilled to get a [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► headlamp I should get a headlamp I'm [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► like that with flashlights I've spent [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► more on flashlights then I should every [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► time I see a flashlight that's nicer [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► brighter better made the 1i already have [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► i'll pick it up and it sits in the did [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► the two digit range it's not a always a [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► cheap thing but last year for example [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► we're trying to find a cat fight back [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► behind our house without going shot for [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► nothing just it bae that they it's [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► called it's called the glide it's got [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► its got a nice lumen heavy heavy lumens [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► light plus you can slide it open and [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► then you get a get a little lamp [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► oh sure you and then you can hang it on [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► a tree [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► sure but your campus they're badass [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► magnet on the end so you stick on the [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► refrigerator which my wife loves let me [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► ask you this cazombi see light at night [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► is that a threat or do they go to sleep [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► at night or what are the only awaken [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► right well no they are awake that there [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► are some problems with science without [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► you guys here to your townhouse at any [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► point and close all the windows like [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► yeah the the problem with the walkers is [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► that especially when there's large [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► numbers of them like they nuttin not [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► there's not one of them that's going to [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► figure out how to open your fence but [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► when there's 1500 of them and they lean [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► forward your fence goes down it's not [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► that kind of situation will do they here [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► and do here dancing and noise and use [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► one another's bodies to climb up over [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► big walls [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► well as far as the dancing they [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► definitely respond to sound they have [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► used sound as a way to attract or dis [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► distract Walker's at various times and [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► that's what we can really you can screw [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► somebody to play some live music there [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► somebody want to get watered pro who [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► yeah in your face [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► I just walk toward you rules have [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► changed my friend the rules have changed [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► and you in the great in the in the [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► Native American fashion from a herd of [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► Walker's off a cliff [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► oh let me style well that's that's that [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► ends when I don't spoil it for you [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► because you're saving these for prison [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► and then Shakespeare chicken else after [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► i presume i'll be in prison long enough [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► to call for water please [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► they tried that and you know it seems [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► like there's always some smart talk that [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► end up screwing things up at one point [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► they were trying to like run mall into a [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► pit that was you at one point but I took [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► your topic be so sorry I for you and [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► your family was a person if increasingly [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► you felt you felt out of place there I [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► felt this strange i would go in at [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► wander around and what happened was all [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► the all the technical fabrics I think [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► aloud al1 also the the pressure to have [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► new stuff every season it turned [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► adventure gear into this thing that [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► wasn't it was no longer in will exploit [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► for I best I like what is a novel [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► solution [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► what's an inexpensive way to manufacture [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► this while still maintaining [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► the the sort of fun like false front [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► that is super durable right its [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► technical without being durable it's [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► called they want i wanted to blow up on [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► you they wanted to be they wanted to [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► look like five years ago so you have to [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► get a new one and i'm not saying this is [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► this is rei generating this from within [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► their cooperative heart I think it's [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► just the it's just a pandemic of outdoor [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► gear and and I'll tell you something I [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► heard now this is third hand but i [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► remember i had a friend of a friend and [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► I heard from a friend of a friend who [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► worked at the limited limited the the [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► younger girls clothing store that was so [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► popular community all things interesting [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► yeah interesting uh that you know [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► limited at the time anyway famously had [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► a very permissive return policy which [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► would allow you to bring in pretty much [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► anything and exchange it I don't think [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► they would give you cash but he would do [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► an exchange now there's several [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► interesting points here interesting [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► point is I mean maybe setting aside the [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► esprit stuff stuff that was very [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► inexpensive to make and they charge [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► quite a markup on it so they there was [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► some wiggle room to be able to afford [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► exchanges probably good to the wiggle [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► that's how they get you but then here [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► the other thing is what they discovered [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► was turns out people who come in to do [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► their free exchange haha put it to the [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► man and a bunch of stuff along with it [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► haha to the music goes around pretty [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► soon everybody's wearing nothing but [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► limited you're basically turning limited [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► or wearing limited all the time right [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► because they can't because yeah right [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► there in there in the whole tell your [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► underwater as they say I used to take my [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► shoes back to the north from and get a [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► new pair of shoes and then wear them out [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► and then taken back to nordstrom because [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► that I was poor and I was you know and I [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► still there i was poor but I still felt [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► like I shop at nordstrom yeah and I [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► brought I finally brought a parent to a [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► guy and he was a shoe salesman whose [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► about my age and I was like yeah these [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► shoes i just feel like my time to take [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► him back you know what I'm saying and he [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► looked at me was like I think you've [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► gotten a lot [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► you sound of these shoes don't you [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► interested and he shamed me into taking [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► those shoes and walk me out the door on [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► and I was like oh my god that the the [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► salad days are over [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► uh-huh he didn't say no he just employed [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► something much more effective than no [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► yeah you can get you thinking [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► yeah he knowed me in a way that I never [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► did it again like I don't take anything [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► back now if i buy something and it [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► doesn't work for me I take it to the [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► thrift store [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► I let me ask you this if you're going to [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► buy a house will have I wonder why I've [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► never heard of this before but yeah if I [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► were building a giant a McMansion right [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► now where i was designing it instead of [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► a panic room I would build a wiggle room [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► why has nobody done this what has never [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► even heard of the idea for a little room [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► and I'm fascinated by a build a pumping [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► wiggle room and then it first of all it [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► gives you wiggle room says it says it [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► right there on the 10 right and then who [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► doesn't want a room where thats [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► expressly the point of it right going [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► there wiggle i love this idea [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► yeah you got kids like God you kids [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► going to wiggle wiggle wiggle room and [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► wouldn't have to be that big just has [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► been big enough to wiggle in well yeah [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► but you want to be you'd want to be big [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► enough for four you know if you needed [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► wiggle room but also write on friday [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► night you and the lady looking for [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► something you know looking for a little [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► bit of a strange go down to the wiggle [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► room [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► oh man get your will put the tarp on the [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► floor so what I'm saying is why is that [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► not why why are people not just in every [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► month here but why are you on boards you [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► should get more boards you can help so [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► many people with these ideas [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► I mean you're pioneering this idea you [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► want you want to get the monk holes in [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► their you want to escape valves get [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► secret walls of wiggle room [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► I mean this is you this is just money on [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► the table [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► mommy on the day all so we suggest let [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► me suggest a thing to you which is that [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► within the sailing community [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► which is it so sorry i didn't thing [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► where they went from just sort of [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► mountain alpine they expanded at 1.2 [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► prosumer goods right and this happened [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► Eddie Bauer to eddie bauer became more [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► and more prosumer until they just [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► presumed that way right out of the pro [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► and they just became Sumer rei still has [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► enough pro you call him prosumer but [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► there's a lot of sooner we get in there [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► pro but within the sailing community [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► which is you know a forgotten side of [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► the adventure sport community you know [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► that they go on some gnarly adventures [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► one might say even getting on a sailboat [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► begins an adventure because the cell [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► could sink in anytime and then where are [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► that's true but if you had a shipping [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► container in the middle of the South [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► Indian and motion putting idea what are [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► you gonna do you're gonna you're gonna [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► try and build your boat back but that's [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► not gonna work on my ladies from sailing [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► people ya say we are very very nautical [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► my mom or my brothers-in-law installs [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► high-end electronics into high-end [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► seacraft so that could be your [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► navigation system you know communication [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► system often enough let's be honest it's [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► an entertainment system but that's what [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► he does and he's doing quite well with [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► it is very nautical now when I met my [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► wife she had was a helly hansen was at [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► the name of it [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► ya better pronounced helium civilians [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► all ok larger see but that's that's also [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► how they get you is a secret [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► annunciation but she said she had a [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► sailing jacket that she had inherited [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► from her much-loved not inherited well [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► as before he passed away but anyway she [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► got her dad's old jacket which is in [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► beautiful condition and that was really [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► cool as ever let go to giant rain jacket [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► and had a little thing we could like [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► string a rope through it how cool is [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► yep get that you have really learned [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► shirt on Mariner is a spoon tailored [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► shirt [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► yes it is spoon good grab good grab sits [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► in that shirt red shirt it was fitted [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► fitted shirt fitted shirt they don't [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► make them like my dad's old furniture [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► nope but so within so sailing is the [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► place where I have found [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► there is still just take you away it [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► takes me but it does sailing takes me [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► that's not a firearm paradise at least [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► it's not for me and the wind it's listen [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► when you see the Southern Cross Merlin [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► yeah that's when you know [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► yeah about how many times i have right [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► yeah how have surprised the roads must a [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► man walk down before he is a before he's [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► a bad man behind blue yeah before he's [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► reluctant to travel because it is a [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► violation [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► anyway I think about riding fences [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► alcohol yeah so you go to you so you put [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► in you put into the googs just something [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► simple [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► ok i'm out like sailing clothes sailing [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► ok and you get this you get websites [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► like apps limited VIP absolute [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► absolutely west coast sailing sailing [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► pro shop and then you go in then you [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► start looking at jackets in there and [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► almost some they're all these brands you [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► never heard of you can and you go [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► there's other brands that I never heard [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► of in what I would consider to be the [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► Outdoor Adventure Gear world [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► wow there's this this this is these are [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► some unusual designs because you're out [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► there sailing and you're trying to you [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► know when you come into the harbor [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► you've got a whole different group of [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► people that you're trying to communicate [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► with bilo you're gonna rep different [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► you're going to wrap a very different [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► thing and if you're if you i'm sure [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► there are people coming into Harbor in a [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► in an arc teryx mhm but the sailors no [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► oh you're trying to get trying to get [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► away with the double duty here writing [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► your work or you recently skiing like I [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► wasn't skiing i was just sailing and [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► that's why I'm wearing this Gil or Zeke [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► or henri lloyd outfit is it a little bit [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► like wearing a football jersey to a [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► baseball game [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► well it depends like how much do you [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► want to [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► how much do you want to culture jam how [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► much are you see if you're not actually [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► playing the game [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► professionally and kisses that's enough [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► that much but in San Francisco you show [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► up in a in a jacket that that it is like [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► sailing identifying them if you sailing [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► identify yeah [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► ninety-nine percent of the people out in [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► there who are just two are just the [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► cotan just writing code yes for [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► computers and they're not gonna know the [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► difference [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► I gotta be honest with you I i said i [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► don't recognize I don't read a lot of [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► these as nautical where this is cool [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► this is one here the Gilo as to ceiling [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► jacket looks kinda like the colorful [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► character Deadpool there's a lot of you [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► get Nantucket shorts i guess that gives [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► you like waterproof but but now honestly [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► if I saw a lot of this would not [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► necessarily read as a sailing gear to me [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► right and there's looking just at the [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► first pulldown menu [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► hmmm you see you see things like shirts [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► and rash guards rashguards now I don't [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► think I don't think Aria Aria has a [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► separate category for rash guards so and [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► then over here this is an interesting [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► combination sunglasses hats and me pads [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► hmm like those are grouped together [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► through the sunglasses have to me pants [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► just keep the sleepwalking get to wear [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► knee pads just FYI wilshire because [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► you're in combat mode right and can hang [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► on tires [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► well you put yeah right you put together [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► your own this is one of the great things [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► about a post-apocalypse environment you [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► get to build your own armor rightly [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► that's true you get to build your own [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► armor and it's a very it's a very sort [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► of mad Mac see armor you're thrown [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► together some some bits and bobs yeah it [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► could be it could be made out of like [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► old cans using a helmet made of a water [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► bottle there's things hockey helmet is a [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► good one oh my god John [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► oh my god john i'm on apps ups lifted [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► and it's got a pop-up will live chat [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► from mike mike wants to say hello thank [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► you for visiting can I help you in any [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► oh my kids like he's like paper [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► clippings oh my God he's like i fear [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► writing a document would you like some [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► help [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► I see you don't know whether to shit or [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► go silent i seed yeah you're writing a [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► letter of resignation [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► hello i am closing out here because I [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► want to talk to Mike and I don't like [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► might be in there but no one's gonna [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► close the window i'm still find me [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► well he's there and he's like well gee [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► all I wanted to do was help [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► yeah that wasn't me that was kind of [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► rude of me well it depends to Bailey did [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► you did you allow them to leave cookies [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► is my other problems i don't like [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► talking about coupons I i had to deal [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► with that the mall to but the whole [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► separate issue and I just don't want to [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► talk to people i don't want to know I [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► don't want to know that this coupon is [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► good today I don't want I don't want the [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► coupon and then we're going to use the [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► coupon I don't you talk to me about the [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► coupon which you tell me you're gonna [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► give me the coupon hang onto because I [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► can still use it until februari 14 now [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► do you have a barnes and noble [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► membership card no I don't I don't [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► well you know if we can sign up today [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► and you can get a MasterCard oh yeah you [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► know I just really what I want to do is [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► be anywhere but talking about my coupon [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► also a member of any loyalty [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► organization [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► yes which ones i technically i mean i [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► have a safeway number but I don't use it [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► much the only 1i use much is walgreens [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► because it's on my watch which makes it [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► easy to there twice a day there twice a [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► day and it and it does sometimes it did [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► I frequently when i'm buying something [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► there will be something I am purchasing [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► at walgreens that is at the rock bottom [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► prices but i only get the discount if i [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► use my watch [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► yep yep and you is it a is it a is a [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► bigger is a fob or is it to type in your [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► number [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► well you can also enter your phone [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► number which I'm not don't love doing [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► but no you hold your watch up in the [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► scan it [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► yeah I don't know this game you want to [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► John so you'll be anything you want to [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► do that you think you want to have a [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► watch people scan when you go to [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► walgreens if you'd like that some kind [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► of bob baum so but you don't have an rei [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► number i do I just don't I don't have it [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► with me and I'm not gonna make them my [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► phone somewhere i think even a fob [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► basically okay i can tell you i can take [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► a look at my wallet i can tell you i got [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► i got us not to be creepy [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► I got a San Francisco Zoo card good i [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► belong to the zoo you upgrade that every [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► year [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► yes are we used to belong to the academy [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► of sciences but that's super expensive [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► how many there you and me yeah we have [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► and I've been there now several times [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► they have a shark [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► they also all have a great aquarium they [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► have a an albino alligator they're not [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► allowed to take pictures up [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► oh uh let's see we used to block that [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► will degrade the paint on it over time [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► absolutely that's how they get you i've [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► also got I've got a library card that i [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► use very very frequently good but also [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► all i got several I've got several [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► sandwich cards [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► oh so you get punch cards for some [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► calories in one place there's a place in [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► my neighborhood where my daughter and I [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► go couple three times a week and I've [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► got five full cards at this point so I'm [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► going to put the place out of business [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► at some point [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► yeah here you go I'm a party then I [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► strongly sandwich with that with crab [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► salad on it so there's not a single [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► fucking I've this i'm just going to say [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► this and that only we don't need to talk [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► about it no it's not a single goddamn [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► delhi in seattle model not a one [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► there are places it is a diaspora John [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► have they left wider Delhi's there are [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► places that purport to be down as a god [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► but whatever the study cute is like [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► using mechanic is like a cute like [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► DeLeon in like Eric where quotes kind of [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► thing and now it's like it's like [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► articles it's not cute at all it's like [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► real authentic New York City delhi [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► telling you walk angry angry tattoos [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► guys with the sink stoppers in their [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► ears [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► yeah we're like this Kelly would do it [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► new york-style you go there and you're [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► like oh no one here has ever been to New [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► York yeah because there is a new york [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► style deli it is a wonderful thing and [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► this is not it and loving it it's not in [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► some simple ways that you could rectify [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► in afternoon if you had ever been to New [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► York or New at all but your whole foods [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► pound-for-pound whole foods probably [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► closer to New York Daily than a lot of [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► that bullshit [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► well I think it's true and you know [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► Seattle you have a vibrant jewish [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► community lived right in the center of [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► town and now the the Orthodox community [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► has moved south of town and they but [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► somehow inexplicably they have not built [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► any Delhi's down there and I think it's [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► because Orthodox does something else [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► they don't need they don't need to get a [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► matzo soup in a neighborhood they just [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► do I don't know where they're doing it [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► out there his lungs there used to be a [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► grocery store qfc ar-ar-ar premier brand [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► Ryan I don't qfc with you there was a [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► qfc that had a very large kosher section [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► but then that qfc closed and the safeway [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► picked up the slack and so the safeway [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► if there's a safeway that has the that [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► has a kosher section but it's also the [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► safeway that is that that is the main [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► safeway of the hood for lack of a better [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► way of putting it and by that I mean [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► everyone in the south end which is as [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► you know America's most diverse ZIP code [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► you live in the most no no don't be [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► creepy about it but you live in the most [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► diverse ZIP code in understates the [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► americas most diverse ZIP codes so this [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► seat is trying to be everything it's [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► trying to be all things to all right and [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► so you walk in and there's like 100 over [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► here you got a Jewish deli over here [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► they are no soup [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► there's like a big I'll me not me [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► there's a big pile that appear to just [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► be menudo there's a bit like I don't [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► know how you can have as many minutos as [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► can be in a whole island at our safeway [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► there is there's something like a deli [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► which is mainly it's basically a step [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► above a 7-eleven hot bar it's just [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► basically uniformly golden brown food [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► you know foods and like and like salads [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► from a 5-gallon drum and frozen seafood [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► fuck that are I'll we've been out here i [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► believe it's called international oh [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► really so there's there's everything you [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► need to know about America today but [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► they didn't say foreign but the internet [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► if you want something if you like if you [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► are from anywhere in the continent of [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► asia here 11 feet that might interest [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► yeah or with a world where your pace [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► picante sauce [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► Oh international sit with the rideau [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► yeah I do not be so I have a I have a [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► couple of so I have a little bit of a [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► advantage here because I'm joins every [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► program [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► every loyalty program oh ok [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► there they are all coded into her phone [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► number which i happen to know [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► Oh beep boop right so if somebody's like [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► oh you want to buy cupcakes these are [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► ninety-nine percent off but only if you [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► have a loyalty card I bee-boop her [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► you're also doing a little bit of [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► culture jamming I like this bandage if [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► there's any benefit to a crew she can [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► accrue it right you can use those points [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► i was i'm i'm paying in I mean you know [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► like I'm giving back but I don't have to [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► deal with it now i don't know if you [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► know i don't know if you know the great [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► Dan Savage [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► dan Savage has a you know we all try to [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► compensate for our our lifestyles on the [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► road we all try to do we all have habits [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► will have little quirks dan Savage a [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► very interesting thing which is he keeps [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► every single key card from every hotel [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► he station and because damn tours [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► extensively doing his savage love shows [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► and various you know he's a he does [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► speaking he goes out with the it gets [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► better' campaign he's been all over the [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► world and he has collected a week's [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► collected not just a stack of key cards [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► but he had to then move over and and go [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► to a second stack i approve this hobby [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► this is an interesting hobby [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► yeah it's a so he keeps a very small [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► group of things that right on his mantle [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► and it's just too enormous stacks of key [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► cards and as you know from living at [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► some point in your life in a keycard [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► economy as soon as you leave the hotel [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► you no longer you can no longer look at [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► the keycard and and know anything about [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► when you stayed there what it was about [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► like today is just another marriott it [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► yeah exactly it's just like it this is [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► meaningless it has no dates on its it [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► tells me not them now maybe if I had a [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► key card reader i could put it in and it [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► would say something about me know all [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► that it does but as far as i know and a [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► lot of our just blank it but he's kept [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► them all and I think that it's admirable [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► and it's just an exhibit just it's up on [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► the the mantle and it's like that i love [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► that it's like my grandpa was used to [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► grab a a book of matches and then put [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► the big brandy snifter on top of the TV [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► like my dad had that exact collection [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► and I inherited it [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► oh now i have a giant urn of of nineteen [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► seventies and sixties matchbooks which I [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► cannot use because of course I chair you [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► know like I treasure them [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► yeah and so something like you got a [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► match and I'm like nope sorry yeah [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► you're amazing my ass [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► yeah I have missed 11 and look at justin [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► gets me from it's just mad when you've [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► done all the time and now it never [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► happened you're embracing my collapse [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► you have a point particularly by a [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► 20,000 matters but yeah I got a match [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► i also have a swivel dick you know [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► remember your hearts cards are [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► interesting because i'll bet you up that [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► should they are [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► I would be surprised if large hotel [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► companies were not using that data for [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► reasons [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► oh yeah not that there's all kinds of [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► interesting stuff that they could get [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► out of that data I mean at the very [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► least you can understand stuff I traffic [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► patterns right you can understand that [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► like oh you know this this person goes [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► like this place where you gotta like run [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► the card to get to the ice or whatever [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► just basic traffic patterns because that [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► affects their margins are so fucking [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► thin on those hotels and they're cutting [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► corners all the time and just just think [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► about the basic optimization that seems [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► to me that the most basic optimization [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► and probably one of the biggest cost [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► centers is turning rooms over with [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► housekeeping etc right right so like [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► that i'm only checkout guy every time [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► late check-out i always ask but you know [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► i mean for example you know you know [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► they recently a lot of the places have [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► taken many bars out of the rooms do you [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► know why I'm grateful because i hate [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► those things [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► well here's why they do it because turns [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► out it was more costly to maintain them [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► in the aggregate the money that they [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► were making so good it wasn't even [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► apparently was even worth the labor of [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► that guy coming knocking on your door [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► 1045 why the fuck are you check anymore [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► but they're still here still there buddy [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► so good all good what makes sense but [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► you know there's a lot of data to clean [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► now tell you another thing if you live [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► in san francisco and you're like me get [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► what's called a clipper card your [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► clipper card clipper card is the thing [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► that lets you basically put money on [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► it and use it on all the different [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► bahria transit things what a lot of [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► people don't know is that you can go in [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► and you're here history of like where [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► you've traveled where you ran your card [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► it's all in awe dog really i've done [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► i've got to look at it because we have [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► orca cards up here now because the work [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► of course is the symbol of the Northwest [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► yes and the orca card allows you to [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► travel everywhere but there's a system [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► apparently where you blew up your card [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► and then i get i haven't read up on it [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► but I guess when you get to where you're [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► going you one blew up your card and I [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► like on bart for example Bart's weird [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► because I'd I still don't understand how [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► this works or why this works i guess it [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► makes sense because the nature of part [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► is you pay for how many like how far you [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► want how many fractions so you run bar [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► you use part you with this is different [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► from uni for people who don't know or [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► care unit is the San Francisco one where [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► if you're an honest citizen you run your [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► card charges you two dollars and [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► twenty-five cents and you can ride as [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► much as you want for 90 minutes with [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► with Bart you run your card and it [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► doesn't charge it but then when you get [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► off to get out of bart you have to run [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► it again and that's when it takes the [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► credit off your account right well sew [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► up the way Seattle has decided their [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► thing works is it's sort of like [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► Amsterdam you get on and there's no [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► turnstile you just go down and get on da [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► touch and yeah if you if you are an [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► honest person you blew up your car if [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► you're not you just are a scofflaw and [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► you ride it until some a security [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► officer comes on and starts walking down [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► the thing asking to see everybody's [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► think and then he has a little handheld [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► thing he blew up your car if it's if you [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► haven't looped it then you're I don't [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► know what you're in big trouble you [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► gotta get somebody takes to get your [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► Shakespeare but the thing about that [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► this is true and amsterdam and it's true [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► I'm i guess in the seattle thing is if [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► you're watching and the train pulls in [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► and you see because i think in Amsterdam [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► at least a different they have their [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► p.m. [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► they have five enforcement officers if [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► the trains that day have five doors and [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► so the train pulls up in there and a [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► person gets on each door oh IC but they [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► don't check the people who are getting [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► off at that stop [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► also you just you just wait it out yeah [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► youyou look for him and if you pull up [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► to a train in there they're like all the [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► all the scofflaws all like this is my [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► stop and then they're free and so it's [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► only grabbing the scofflaws who are [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► paying attention i don't know how it [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► works in Seattle because I've never seen [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► one of these guys get on but I'll I'm a [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► law-abiding citizen I want to do the [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► thing I brought my card I feel terrible [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► I feel terrible if for some reason like [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► I so dumb the two things I sweat are the [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► library and muni I feel so guilty [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► because I have a car for me in a car for [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► my daughter I pay full adult fare for my [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► daughter because I can't be bothered to [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► go and buy a kid's card downtown and so [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► it's cost us five dollars each time we [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► ride the train no big but sometimes you [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► just know how kind and I did you wrong [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► with you wrong well it's that means like [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► we ran out of credit and I didn't [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► realize it and i forgot to add more to [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► it and I'm like God's I'm scurrying to [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► the front of the train to go pay cash [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► just like I feel so guilty when i do it [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► no you don't want to be that guy but so [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► I never on boob and I guess what that [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► means is i pay full fare to go [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► everywhere interesting it's like parking [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► it's like you know if you leave your car [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► there they just assume that yeah exactly [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► yeah to assume you've been there the [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► whole time you know i mean right to [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► judge the whole month or pay the maximum [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► charge yeah so so I haven't quite [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► figured out the orca card and i'm [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► guessing that if I went and looked at my [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► history it would just say every time you [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► get on the train you go all with the end [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► interesting well there was a movement [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► while back to go back to your membership [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► cards there was a movement a while back [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► people saying hey look you really have [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► safeway parties where people would go [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► and it's just an excuse for you might [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► just be everybody a table at a bar but [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► everybody would swap safeway cards [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► why'd ya every time you meet a friend [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► you swap safely cards [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► why because the discount is identical it [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► screws with their chronic graphics and [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► data gather and I right culture jamming [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► culture jam because the thing is you go [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► all you know this is this [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► this 22 year old woman is suddenly [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► buying a lot more organic products and [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► vitamins right uh-huh sure thing and so [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► this is that means she's gonna have a [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► baby and like so now you're into what's [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► called chronic graphics which is once [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► you're able to figure out how old [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► somebody isn't what they do you can [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► tailor many things to them and then at [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► walgreens that give you a goddamn coupon [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► coupons i get the coupons i get i buy i [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► buy claritin and they gave me a coupon [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► for claritin yeah sure people who bought [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► this also bought Claire people who [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► bought a clock also bought three clocks [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► but here's what I'm worried about [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► why would I want to start getting [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► special offers for being pregnant [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► here's the thing it's a lot like tour [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► you gotta ask yourself I don't know what [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► or is but if I did I would say the [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► problem is the onion right towards the [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► tour is the onion that's right Joe Biden [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► and so the the thing is though you gotta [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► ask yourself well you know yeah maybe [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► it's going to cover up you know whatever [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► it is that I'm doing but remember your [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► IP is also being used for whatever [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► somebody else is doing [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► yeah exactly you get your hands right [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► and you don't get that also you going to [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► dance his guards it is my beautiful [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► that's right how did I get here ok so i [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► get the culture jamming yes aspect of it [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► I so basically culture jam jam style who [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► the when i go to the supermarket [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► basically the supermarket is receiving [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► two pieces of information one is coming [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► from an 82 year old woman who goes to [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► the grocery store or the or the [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► drugstore every single bank and buys [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► like a completely random old lady set of [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► things because my mom is a you know [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► she's not not a normal old lady right [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► she's buying like like I who knows what [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► she box frankly and then I go go in [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► there and typically the only things i [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► buy anywhere are a chocolate cake edible [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► and cream for my coffee right again half [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► and half a piece of chocolate cake and [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► so they've got to be like this little [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► old lady first of all she's up at five [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► yep because she's at the store of the [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► day it opened the moment it opens to buy [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► itouch Brett's I don't know what she's [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► buying sure little little thing she [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► likes to go [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► she's like old-school she likes to go to [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► the store every day kinda like you and [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► then generally at eleven-forty-five 15 [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► minutes before the store closes she [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► comes back and bi's chocolate cake and [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► half-and-half yeah like what are we to [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► make of this how do we tailor how do we [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► tailor the circular you gotta yeah how [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► to shape the algorithm right you think [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► everyone just like pull the tape on that [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► and go look and see what's going on [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► it's all you know oh oh my god you're [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► gonna love this [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► my mom called a phone tree the other day [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► she called the place [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► oh you know what it was it was a the [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► printer printer stop work ok and so she [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► called the helpline and she made it [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► through the phone tree and she put in [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► her you know her home address or social [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► security number [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► not really she didn't put in your social [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► security number I've told her not to do [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► that but she put in the number on the [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► printer and all this stuff and then [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► finally she got somebody who had never [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► heard of her and need her to tell them [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► all that information has and then she [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► talk to that person for 20 minutes [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► person was like struggling to solve the [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► problem and then they got cut off [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► Oh God back right it's all the thing [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► back and the first voice came on hello [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► welcome to epson and she yelled into the [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► phone i just spent 70 minutes talking to [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► your person and I did you know and it [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► according to her clicked immediately to [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► an operator well and so she was we were [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► driving in the car and she was she was [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► thinking about what had happened because [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► she felt like she had discovered a hack [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► if you if you yell at the phone it will [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► understand and it will take you [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► immediately to an operator what she [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► couldn't die either i've i've done this [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► house on right now yeah because it used [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► to be time so i cut off your story [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► please go ahead [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► well she couldn't decide she was toying [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► with two options did the did the [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► algorithm understand her words did the [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► algorithm understand her tone I think [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► it's purely volume try this next time [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► this happens to you so used to be in the [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► nineties if you're a smart cookie new [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► knew a thing which is in an early days [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► of phone trees everybody eventually [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► learned if you just keep your kids 0 [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► over and over and over and eventually [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► we'll go through well now remember your [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► options have recently changed something [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► I haven't done this in a while because I [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► don't call that I can't be helped i [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► won't call places anymore but now I [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► don't say the word but if you just [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► scream the f-word repeatedly whoa i [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► don't know i'm suddenly so careful about [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► this no way real green the f word over [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► and over in your but it'll cut over to a [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► operator justjust fun try it [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► collapse and collapse and see if it [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► works just for fun now you probably [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► could be yelling tom bombadil and it [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► would take you any way I don't know [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► right well the door tom bombadil would [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► show up which will be cool [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► troublemaker John it's hard to know [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► ok he may be the oldest living thing [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► maybe the personification of of of [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► nature [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► oh my goodness but there is some [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► suggestion that he's older than the [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► Rings older than the oldest elves [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► Wow and that he has chosen be pretty [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► precedes the ring he precedes the be [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► precedes at all room and he's chosen to [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► live you know self constrained on this [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► little plot on the town the oldest of [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► the old the most ancient and so if i [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► could conjure him and he'd show up here [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► at my house and I do like Tom I'm god I [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► can't find my computer [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► and and tom bombadil he never seems to [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► get bored right tom bombadil never see [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► all the photos of him he looks like he's [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► doing a little dance looks very jolly [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► yeah he's you know what he's bored by [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► the ring which has no effect on it [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► oh interesting idea takes the ring BB is [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► messes with it for a while you fools [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► with it and he's like board gives it [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► value the one thing that everybody else [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► is obsessed with the he's bored by the [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► register so i feel so here's my question [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► dan Savage style do you think there is [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► anyone listening to our program that has [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► kept every fob like I'm other room keys [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► know not everyone will like the room [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► keys but it's not room keys it's fobs so [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► like donkeys like when you go to a [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► library in your library card you get a [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► normal-sized like whatever that is for [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► by to whatever standard credit [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► card-sized goes into the wall trying to [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► get that and then you get a little thing [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► like your gym membership thing that's [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► running a farm like the little guy yeah [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► the little one that's supposed to go on [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► your keychain [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► yeah is there someone out there who just [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► their own little peccadilloes they carry [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► around the keyring with all of the [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► little oh IC ok so you're saying is [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► there anybody in our audience who gets [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► the fob uses the fob keeps using the fob [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► and they just get a big-ass keychain [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► full of fobs keychain fob now that's one [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► spin doctors record because you see [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► right people that and I don't remember [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► you know I've seen there's a key culture [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► we've talked about this there's a table [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► filter the the 900 keys on their key [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► ring who um but there's got him now be a [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► of pop [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► of pop [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► culture mhm right because i keep getting [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► at and i'm not even talking about [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► let's leave aside the ones that you get [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► from walgreens that are a little paper [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► thing on your keychain people keep [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► giving me fobs that actually are the [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► size and shape of a cookie like an [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► actual like keyboards cookie-like [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► keebler elf who are still younger than [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► tom bombadil and they are they [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► because they're elves not dwarves right [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► are the dwarves little people don't want [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► to talk about the ones that live in a [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► tree when they come and they called an [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► elves but they don't look like what [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► we've come to believe elves look like [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► no they're not like we're closer to what [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► we would think i think is a tour right [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► with the hat they have the Hat [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► yeah LOL jobs i think of as being those [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► elegant creatures that look like the guy [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► from the matrix sure you know exactly [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► where that outrageous that actress with [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► the father and Aerosmith like isn't she [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► an elf [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► I think she's an elf yeah what about [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► Claire Danes you know she had wings in [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► that soul asylum video on Homeland [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► I don't know that's a really good [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► question remember she can't angel wings [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► in that time that video [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► oh no I stopped watching your errand [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► arrow a Smith was after a while you know [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► what's the one the one the be not Claire [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► Danes but the but the one chance [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► keep pushing yeah keep winching yeah I [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► think she's an elf and then you get the [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► name is Hugo Weaving he's the guy who is [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► V for Vendetta [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► there's also the agent the sunglasses in [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► the jello movie do you know what he you [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► know what I learned he was the v for [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► vendetta i was i was very I was that it [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► could have been a better guy because boy [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► what an emotive performance you know [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► what I heard I heard that was actually I [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► heard that they attempted very briefly [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► I'm just repeating something her on a [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► podcast but I heard the attempted very [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► briefly to have a stand him for him and [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► having just do the voice but I've heard [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► pretty much that whole movie is that [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► actor in a mask [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► yes and it's his performance is amazing [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► i really like that movie [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► yeah it would have to it would have to [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► be him because you couldn't duplicate [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► that kind of body [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► language yeah that amount of sensitivity [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► to to the physicality of that role of [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► guys on the internet I i really think [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► that's how they look [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► Orson a white lady a lot of lot of the [TS]