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00:00:00   77 was a hell of a wait but my [TS]

00:00:02   withdrawal it sure did say eight in the [TS]

00:00:04   position fetal I saw bunnies bipedal if [TS]

00:00:07   you like this limerick please rate do [TS]

00:00:12   you want to know what the winning [TS]

00:00:13   limericks were from our limerick [TS]

00:00:15   submission it wasn't really a [TS]

00:00:16   competition that was just like a thing [TS]

00:00:18   if there's a winner [TS]

00:00:20   it's a competition Brady well there is a [TS]

00:00:22   winner I sort of cobbled together a [TS]

00:00:24   judging voting system which I'm sure [TS]

00:00:27   will fail on several levels in the gray [TS]

00:00:30   scale of appropriate voting systems but [TS]

00:00:32   it's what we've got and it involves a [TS]

00:00:34   combination of my votes your votes and a [TS]

00:00:37   little public vote Iran on the side [TS]

00:00:40   mmm we had a tie for second so [TS]

00:00:41   appropriately I think we have two [TS]

00:00:43   runners-up and a winner you start with [TS]

00:00:45   the runners-up and then tell me who the [TS]

00:00:46   winner is [TS]

00:00:46   okay well you can read one of the [TS]

00:00:48   runners-up really takes this ridiculous [TS]

00:00:50   show two places it never should go from [TS]

00:00:53   swamp and rice rants two cricketers nice [TS]

00:00:55   bats grades always the last one to know [TS]

00:00:57   that's our first runner-up the other [TS]

00:00:59   runner-up is [TS]

00:01:00   I have a message for gray I want him to [TS]

00:01:03   see what I say but I know he won't read [TS]

00:01:06   it will simply delete it but Brady might [TS]

00:01:08   send his way but the overwhelming winner [TS]

00:01:11   overwhelming the overwhelming with yeah [TS]

00:01:13   yeah it was comfortable it was [TS]

00:01:15   comfortably the winner [TS]

00:01:16   I'll let you read it because you read [TS]

00:01:18   originally my day has been fairly [TS]

00:01:20   mundane when H i started up in my brain [TS]

00:01:22   so I jumped to my feet but i must and [TS]

00:01:25   tweet at Brady Haran i'm not on a plane [TS]

00:01:28   kk that are overwhelming number one [TS]

00:01:30   winner from the Limerick contest which [TS]

00:01:32   is not a contest but it totally is a [TS]

00:01:33   contest because if something to win now [TS]

00:01:35   the other kind of vote or ballot Iran [TS]

00:01:38   after the last episode was you and I [TS]

00:01:40   discussed the is morphology the right [TS]

00:01:43   word of the easter bunny what's the word [TS]

00:01:45   for what the Easter Bunny looks like and [TS]

00:01:47   how it moves and things like that the [TS]

00:01:49   cryptozoology of the Easter Bunny maybe [TS]

00:01:52   yeah I don't know anyway [TS]

00:01:54   you and I both believe that the easter [TS]

00:01:56   bunny was sort of like a standing up [TS]

00:01:58   human-like bipedal character right now I [TS]

00:02:01   put out there [TS]

00:02:01   hmm and you weren't completely on board [TS]

00:02:03   with this that a lot of people believe [TS]

00:02:05   the Easter Bunny is like and on all [TS]

00:02:07   fours rabbit sized rabbit [TS]

00:02:09   so I did a vote like a poll on Twitter [TS]

00:02:13   and ask people you know told bipedal or [TS]

00:02:16   rabbit and a lot of people voted so I'm [TS]

00:02:20   quite happy with the sample size m and [TS]

00:02:22   the numbers were pretty consistent [TS]

00:02:24   almost from the start [TS]

00:02:25   that's a good sign sixty percent of [TS]

00:02:27   people think the Easter Bunny is a [TS]

00:02:29   standing up man in a rabbit so type [TS]

00:02:32   thing and forty percent [TS]

00:02:34   however as an actual bunny rabbit forty [TS]

00:02:38   percent and I i was really surprised [TS]

00:02:40   that's crazy [TS]

00:02:41   yeah I feel like I don't understand how [TS]

00:02:43   half the world thinks that makes no [TS]

00:02:46   sense i know my whole belief system is [TS]

00:02:48   being pulled out from underneath me with [TS]

00:02:50   this information i would have assumed [TS]

00:02:51   man-sized Easter Bunny 95% easy that not [TS]

00:02:57   at all i just having a quick browse [TS]

00:02:59   through some of the reddit comments that [TS]

00:03:00   will put in someone here poo clue says [TS]

00:03:04   the four-legged Easter Bunny carries the [TS]

00:03:06   basket in her mouth her [TS]

00:03:08   interestingly it's a little basket [TS]

00:03:10   that's like the TARDIS and can hold a [TS]

00:03:12   great many eggs does sound kind of [TS]

00:03:16   adorable [TS]

00:03:16   we have someone with the username that i [TS]

00:03:18   can trade because it has a swear word in [TS]

00:03:19   it but they say I used to believe that [TS]

00:03:22   the bunny laid chocolate eggs [TS]

00:03:25   I'm still not comfortable with the bunny [TS]

00:03:26   laying the eggs that's so wrong to me [TS]

00:03:28   and said lion says Easter Bunny is a [TS]

00:03:31   white angora rabbit regular animal [TS]

00:03:34   inform world moves around bipedally [TS]

00:03:36   think March Hare huh thats of any help [TS]

00:03:40   to that is ok so like Peter Rabbit ok [TS]

00:03:43   who don't be so mama if that's a is that [TS]

00:03:46   on the Easter rabbit front [TS]

00:03:48   hey this time he is obviously a brown [TS]

00:03:51   brown this time [TS]

00:03:52   normal rabbit sized bunny with an [TS]

00:03:54   egg-shaped backpack and he has special [TS]

00:03:57   Easter hands laying the eggs for him [TS]

00:03:59   okay well I'm Santa Claus ourselves [TS]

00:04:01   we've got around the egg brother there [TS]

00:04:03   by introducing special hands to the [TS]

00:04:05   equation easter hands now [TS]

00:04:07   no this isn't it is this why peeps exist [TS]

00:04:10   either supposed to be chickens at Easter [TS]

00:04:12   well I mean you have chickens and expose [TS]

00:04:13   about new life and stuff isn't it [TS]

00:04:15   although I have to say this person does [TS]

00:04:16   lose credibility with the next sentence [TS]

00:04:18   because they then claimed the Tooth [TS]

00:04:19   Fairy is a small ferry sized being in [TS]

00:04:23   green clothing obviously and there's no [TS]

00:04:25   way the tooth fairy dresses in grain [TS]

00:04:27   yeah the 23 is not tinkerbell let's go [TS]

00:04:29   back to the hands though because i feel [TS]

00:04:31   i feel immediately sold on this idea [TS]

00:04:33   like oh the Easter hands are like this [TS]

00:04:35   watch Pete of easter i can totally get [TS]

00:04:38   behind this now you're introducing an [TS]

00:04:40   unnecessary complication to the magic [TS]

00:04:42   here now I think if the Easter Bunny is [TS]

00:04:44   a bunny sighs bunny the hens that makes [TS]

00:04:47   sense in my mind I think I can get [TS]

00:04:49   behind this [TS]

00:04:49   I mean obviously I'm still saying that [TS]

00:04:51   the Easter Bunny's a huge person he can [TS]

00:04:53   just handle it all on his own [TS]

00:04:55   I don't know about the hands because [TS]

00:04:56   that implies that for the rest of the [TS]

00:04:58   year the Easter Bunny is like hanging [TS]

00:05:00   out with a bunch of hands in like a [TS]

00:05:02   house or a hotshot something like I [TS]

00:05:04   don't know I just don't see records and [TS]

00:05:05   hence mixing it up like that and why [TS]

00:05:08   does the backpack have to be egg-shaped [TS]

00:05:10   i don't know i think i think this person [TS]

00:05:13   just making it up if they are making it [TS]

00:05:15   up i feel like this should be the start [TS]

00:05:16   of a new tradition for the people who [TS]

00:05:17   think that the Easter Bunny is actually [TS]

00:05:19   bunny sighs you have a whole little [TS]

00:05:20   parade of animals wandering to your [TS]

00:05:22   house depositing eggs i think it makes [TS]

00:05:23   perfect sense i don't think it was [TS]

00:05:25   implied that the hands do the trip with [TS]

00:05:28   the Easter Bunny to everyone's houses I [TS]

00:05:30   imagine they're back home like Santa's [TS]

00:05:32   elves having done their hard work during [TS]

00:05:33   the uh ok that's less adorable i was [TS]

00:05:37   imagining a small parade that mr. tony [TS]

00:05:40   is leading through the homes then the [TS]

00:05:42   hands dispersed throughout the house to [TS]

00:05:43   hide all the eggs if they're just [TS]

00:05:45   staying back home in the hatchery or [TS]

00:05:47   whatever that's not as interesting i [TS]

00:05:48   don't like that as much obviously when I [TS]

00:05:50   posed the question is the Easter Bunny [TS]

00:05:51   like a standing up person or a rabbit [TS]

00:05:54   special shout-out to all those people on [TS]

00:05:56   the internet who replied neither that [TS]

00:05:58   used to burn using real it made up your [TS]

00:06:02   awesome thanks man [TS]

00:06:05   that's what we were looking for that's [TS]

00:06:07   exactly the answer is lookin for ya meet [TS]

00:06:12   security Brady I'm sorry I got you a [TS]

00:06:14   little bit excited by writing meet [TS]

00:06:16   security in our show notes and you like [TS]

00:06:18   text means it may security that there's [TS]

00:06:19   also i haven't actually got much to say [TS]

00:06:22   other then make security is like a much [TS]

00:06:26   bigger thing than I realized who like I [TS]

00:06:28   really brought up how amazed i was that [TS]

00:06:30   when I was buying a stake at the [TS]

00:06:31   supermarket it had level the security [TS]

00:06:33   labels on it and you couldn't just walk [TS]

00:06:35   out with that [TS]

00:06:35   not that I was trying to work out with [TS]

00:06:37   it but you know what I mean of course [TS]

00:06:38   not i don't know i must have sounded [TS]

00:06:40   genuinely interested in the topic when [TS]

00:06:43   we discussed it in the last episode [TS]

00:06:44   because a lot of people wrote me quite [TS]

00:06:48   detailed emails about it and sent me [TS]

00:06:50   links and it's like the stealing of mate [TS]

00:06:52   is like a huge issue and i just want to [TS]

00:06:54   say that all those people thank you for [TS]

00:06:56   sending that and you know you've opened [TS]

00:06:58   my eyes to the problem i also wanted to [TS]

00:07:01   a special shout out at the person who [TS]

00:07:02   wrote an email to me and said that they [TS]

00:07:04   work in kind of the make butcher [TS]

00:07:06   industry Lou and it's a really big issue [TS]

00:07:08   and if i want to know a lot more detail [TS]

00:07:10   about it he was willing to like send me [TS]

00:07:12   another email and that person was really [TS]

00:07:15   smart because I haven't replied and I [TS]

00:07:17   don't want to know a whole lot more [TS]

00:07:19   about it but they save themselves the [TS]

00:07:21   time of writing the really long email by [TS]

00:07:24   sending this preliminary email basically [TS]

00:07:27   saying if i write your balls of texts [TS]

00:07:29   will you read it and the answer is no [TS]

00:07:31   but they were smart enough to realize [TS]

00:07:33   that yeah we're throw an idea out there [TS]

00:07:36   into the void Brady but i suspect that [TS]

00:07:39   the people who write big walls of text [TS]

00:07:41   on the internet they're not short on [TS]

00:07:44   time I think they have a lot of time [TS]

00:07:47   yeah there you go make security there's [TS]

00:07:50   like a vise video about it and [TS]

00:07:52   everything so just go get that paper you [TS]

00:07:54   find out loads of interesting stuff much [TS]

00:07:56   more actual information than you ever [TS]

00:07:58   get on an episode of Hello internet here [TS]

00:07:59   because it sounds like you actually know [TS]

00:08:01   nothing except that this just exist like [TS]

00:08:02   I keep waiting for some interesting [TS]

00:08:03   facts about me security but i think it's [TS]

00:08:05   not going to happen i'm going to have to [TS]

00:08:07   look at myself maybe we have like a [TS]

00:08:08   special mix security episode at some [TS]

00:08:10   stage I think we won't i think that is [TS]

00:08:12   extraordinarily unlikely i had a knock [TS]

00:08:14   on the door today like a delivery person [TS]

00:08:17   was there with each three big boxes i [TS]

00:08:20   had no idea what it was because i hadn't [TS]

00:08:22   ordered anything and it didn't look like [TS]

00:08:24   sort of the shape of clothes that my [TS]

00:08:27   wife would have ordered yeah so I [TS]

00:08:29   thought what if this and it was actually [TS]

00:08:31   the boxes were quite similar size to the [TS]

00:08:33   boxes all the vinyl records were sent in [TS]

00:08:36   so i thought why am i receiving a whole [TS]

00:08:38   stack of Records like a something gone [TS]

00:08:39   wrong or and it wasn't until I opened [TS]

00:08:42   them that I realized what they were they [TS]

00:08:45   were silver buttons and among them was a [TS]

00:08:48   hello internet so [TS]

00:08:49   the button more silver play button for [TS]

00:08:52   Brady yeah whatever buttons have changed [TS]

00:08:55   the box so the Box doesn't match my [TS]

00:08:56   other pile of boxes i have with the [TS]

00:08:58   other words haha which does sort of do [TS]

00:09:01   my head in a little bit but i think the [TS]

00:09:03   buttons are pretty similar [TS]

00:09:04   so anyway I've now got I think of now [TS]

00:09:06   got nine here I've got one more coming [TS]

00:09:09   my objectivity ones in the post when i [TS]

00:09:11   get that one I'll have them all together [TS]

00:09:13   and i'll get them together like a family [TS]

00:09:15   photo or something and then i'm going to [TS]

00:09:17   distribute them to various homes so the [TS]

00:09:20   boxes are different but is the case that [TS]

00:09:22   they come in different or have you not [TS]

00:09:23   even open to look I had a look [TS]

00:09:25   ok it looks similar i haven't compared [TS]

00:09:27   with the previous ones i tell you [TS]

00:09:29   another interesting thing i noticed [TS]

00:09:30   today I mean it sounds like a humble [TS]

00:09:31   brag but it's not you know I've already [TS]

00:09:33   done the bragg of the buttons this is [TS]

00:09:34   just me talking there but when I opened [TS]

00:09:36   all three to check that were right [TS]

00:09:38   each one on top has like a proform a [TS]

00:09:42   letter with like a facsimile signature [TS]

00:09:44   of the chief executive of YouTube [TS]

00:09:47   writing this big gushing isn't everybody [TS]

00:09:50   or some email telling me how awesome I [TS]

00:09:52   am forgetting to a hundred thousand [TS]

00:09:53   subscribers em and like I can see how he [TS]

00:09:56   opened the box that would seem quite [TS]

00:09:58   nice you but when you open three boxes [TS]

00:10:00   in a row and look at the exact same [TS]

00:10:02   photocopy later in them like it really [TS]

00:10:04   loses the personal touch and you realize [TS]

00:10:06   this is a little bit mass-produced and [TS]

00:10:08   you don't feel so special right when you [TS]

00:10:11   have to empty your shredder because it's [TS]

00:10:13   full of these documents just being [TS]

00:10:15   shredded one after another from all of [TS]

00:10:17   your play button like oh here's another [TS]

00:10:19   one congratulating shred shred now i [TS]

00:10:22   have to take all of this out of the bin [TS]

00:10:23   with nico she's written me nine letters [TS]

00:10:26   now but I don't think she even knows who [TS]

00:10:27   i am i'm sure she knows who you are [TS]

00:10:29   ready now it's like mr. parents isn't [TS]

00:10:31   that she's like heroin hey [TS]

00:10:33   mmm perhaps although in all seriousness [TS]

00:10:37   that because this becomes a little bit [TS]

00:10:38   of question of measurement but you have [TS]

00:10:42   to be the individual on youtube with the [TS]

00:10:46   largest number of you to play buttons [TS]

00:10:50   this has to be true right there can't be [TS]

00:10:52   someone else who beat you on this now [TS]

00:10:53   the grains must tell their bathroom with [TS]

00:10:56   you to play buttons [TS]

00:10:58   ok but this is what I mean it gets into [TS]

00:11:00   a difficult thing of measurement because [TS]

00:11:02   the green [TS]

00:11:02   things are an empire they have like [TS]

00:11:04   dozens of people working across many [TS]

00:11:06   channels you have a lot of channels [TS]

00:11:08   where it is [TS]

00:11:10   you working on the videos obviously [TS]

00:11:11   you're interviewing people so it's [TS]

00:11:13   somewhat of a team effort [TS]

00:11:14   yeah but maybe the way to do it is to [TS]

00:11:16   take silver buttons / staff member and [TS]

00:11:21   we want a ratio we want a ratio number i [TS]

00:11:23   suspect you might be number one on that [TS]

00:11:25   metric on youtube know it'd be really [TS]

00:11:27   hard-pressed to think of anybody else [TS]

00:11:28   who would beat you on that I find hard [TS]

00:11:30   to believe paradise [TS]

00:11:31   so you don't have many at all but i will [TS]

00:11:33   kick the hello internet when I guess [TS]

00:11:34   because where else is that going to go [TS]

00:11:36   in till we open the museum in the black [TS]

00:11:38   stump ya not going to be unknown in my [TS]

00:11:40   house that's for sure [TS]

00:11:41   now have you got a hello it's Nev and [TS]

00:11:45   episode in your house i do have a helmet [TS]

00:11:47   and final episode of my house hidden or [TS]

00:11:49   in a place where a person would say it [TS]

00:11:51   it is not in a place that a person would [TS]

00:11:53   see it right is not in a vault i'm not [TS]

00:11:56   quite sure what you're getting at here [TS]

00:11:57   well I just wanted because i know that [TS]

00:11:59   you had one framed like as a gift for [TS]

00:12:01   someone else [TS]

00:12:02   yeah and it looks really awesome and it [TS]

00:12:03   did look really awesome by the way it [TS]

00:12:05   really did yeah and I know your wife [TS]

00:12:07   arrangement she obviously had it really [TS]

00:12:09   well designed and she was so excited she [TS]

00:12:11   was thinking this could even the good in [TS]

00:12:12   their house and I got really excited by [TS]

00:12:15   the idea of an HIV or hanging in your [TS]

00:12:17   house but she obviously didn't win that [TS]

00:12:18   better [TS]

00:12:19   it was a battle that you tried to fight [TS]

00:12:20   and it was a battle that she lost [TS]

00:12:22   okay here's the thing I don't understand [TS]

00:12:24   why would you get excited by the idea of [TS]

00:12:27   it hanging up in my house like what does [TS]

00:12:29   that matter to you why does that make [TS]

00:12:30   you excited I don't understand because [TS]

00:12:32   you know we created like a lovely thing [TS]

00:12:34   and to think that it was worthy of you [TS]

00:12:37   looking at it every day would like warm [TS]

00:12:39   my heart it would make me think it has [TS]

00:12:41   actually moved you and made you happy [TS]

00:12:43   it would be like proof and not just lip [TS]

00:12:45   service know Brady I'm not like maybe [TS]

00:12:49   I'm not like you know so tell me you [TS]

00:12:51   love me i'm just saying can you not see [TS]

00:12:53   why that would make me happy like it [TS]

00:12:55   would be like a tangible sign of you [TS]

00:12:56   know you tell me you like it all the [TS]

00:12:58   time and that you know and I believe you [TS]

00:12:59   but this would be like something more [TS]

00:13:01   especially your house that you hate [TS]

00:13:03   stuff in that would be like getting [TS]

00:13:04   access to the Pope was nothing I just [TS]

00:13:06   think it's funny the way you always [TS]

00:13:08   manage to frame a question in a way that [TS]

00:13:11   it just never even occurs to me to think [TS]

00:13:13   about as though what is on the walls and [TS]

00:13:16   Patrick of the worthiness of the thing I [TS]

00:13:18   find that so strange like what a strange [TS]

00:13:20   way to think about things cause that's [TS]

00:13:22   the case since all time humans have put [TS]

00:13:24   things they value most on the walls have [TS]

00:13:26   you ever been to a museum that's kind of [TS]

00:13:28   in a way what we do i'm not saying that [TS]

00:13:31   if something is not on your wall [TS]

00:13:32   you don't value it what I'm saying is if [TS]

00:13:35   you put something on your wall [TS]

00:13:36   you're giving it like extra value i feel [TS]

00:13:38   like i just can't agree with us because [TS]

00:13:40   i mentioned before in our current flat [TS]

00:13:42   we don't but I could see in a future [TS]

00:13:44   flat having photographs up on the wall [TS]

00:13:47   and it doesn't necessarily mean that [TS]

00:13:49   that is the most worthy item that I own [TS]

00:13:52   to put up on the wall here it's imbuing [TS]

00:13:54   it with the degree of specialness let me [TS]

00:13:56   put it this way great right now I'm just [TS]

00:13:58   looking at my phone [TS]

00:13:59   hmm i have a photo of you in my phone [TS]

00:14:02   you're okay without you I'm fine with [TS]

00:14:05   you having a photograph of me [TS]

00:14:06   yeah what would you do if you came to my [TS]

00:14:08   house and I had a 10 x 8 photo of you on [TS]

00:14:11   my office wall i would be supremely [TS]

00:14:14   weirded out why why there is the answer [TS]

00:14:19   to the question i guess i can see what [TS]

00:14:21   you're getting at here because it would [TS]

00:14:22   be an extremely bizarre placement of [TS]

00:14:26   importance of the photograph of me [TS]

00:14:29   yes all right I guess I can see what [TS]

00:14:31   you're saying their co i'm climbing as a [TS]

00:14:35   half victory [TS]

00:14:36   I think you can legitimately claim that [TS]

00:14:37   as a half victory not all things fall [TS]

00:14:39   into this category but some things fall [TS]

00:14:41   into this category so I can see what you [TS]

00:14:43   mean like a random picture might not [TS]

00:14:44   mean anything but a picture of a [TS]

00:14:45   particular person does mean something I [TS]

00:14:48   can get that I can see which wasn't [TS]

00:14:49   there [TS]

00:14:50   alright you can put that in the Brady [TS]

00:14:52   column you and I talked a lot about [TS]

00:14:56   freebooting em and we have often talked [TS]

00:14:59   about sort of the subset of freebooting [TS]

00:15:02   that we sometimes called gift booting [TS]

00:15:04   voting yeah give booting is the only [TS]

00:15:07   thing we call it [TS]

00:15:07   yeah you're right i was just preparing [TS]

00:15:09   for that person who says the easter [TS]

00:15:10   bunny doesn't really exist whoo-hoo [TS]

00:15:13   so i found an interesting example of [TS]

00:15:16   gift booting a day or two ago that I [TS]

00:15:19   condemn and I think it's wrong but it [TS]

00:15:23   did also bring a like a small flicker of [TS]

00:15:27   something respect [TS]

00:15:29   cleverness now I need to know what this [TS]

00:15:31   thing is where you know how they're all [TS]

00:15:32   these sources of gifts because people [TS]

00:15:34   send them all the time in text messages [TS]

00:15:36   now and they tweak them all the time so [TS]

00:15:38   you can actually go to these light [TS]

00:15:40   repositories of gifts and look up the [TS]

00:15:42   one that just fits exactly what you're [TS]

00:15:44   wanting you know I want someone with [TS]

00:15:45   brown hair and a red t-shirt linking [TS]

00:15:47   with their left eye [TS]

00:15:48   yeah i could find one yeah let's build [TS]

00:15:50   into by message analysis you just search [TS]

00:15:52   for things like who knows where it even [TS]

00:15:54   comes from [TS]

00:15:55   yep i built into I message built into [TS]

00:15:56   twitter so the other day i was messaging [TS]

00:15:59   my wife and to let you know cheer up and [TS]

00:16:02   joke around [TS]

00:16:03   I wanted to send her a picture of a two [TS]

00:16:06   hour so i searched for two hour and they [TS]

00:16:09   were plenty gifts of Audrey stolen from [TS]

00:16:12   my youtube videos where she bursting [TS]

00:16:15   bubbles breathing [TS]

00:16:16   yes he was chasing bubbles in slow [TS]

00:16:17   motion well I can see how you might feel [TS]

00:16:21   slightly peeved but also like a proud [TS]

00:16:24   papa [TS]

00:16:25   in that moment a little bit but I still [TS]

00:16:27   condemning I'm not excusing yet but I [TS]

00:16:30   did feel a little bit proud they are [TS]

00:16:32   gifts of the world's cutest to our when [TS]

00:16:35   she was a puppy at the absolute apex of [TS]

00:16:38   her cuteness those gives might be the [TS]

00:16:40   cutest a trauma has ever been or will [TS]

00:16:43   ever be represented in human history [TS]

00:16:45   that moment of her bursting those [TS]

00:16:46   bubbles for people who don't know which [TS]

00:16:48   is everyone in the world except grey I [TS]

00:16:50   went out to dinner recently with gray [TS]

00:16:52   and we were just having a chat and like [TS]

00:16:54   in a moment of weakness I did say to him [TS]

00:16:56   is Audrey good-looking because I i had a [TS]

00:17:03   little crisis of confidence because I [TS]

00:17:05   know chiwawas tread a fine line between [TS]

00:17:07   being good looking and going a little [TS]

00:17:09   bit wrong and also I know like proud [TS]

00:17:11   parents think their kids are beautiful [TS]

00:17:14   yeah and i think├║it is gorgeous but the [TS]

00:17:17   other day I was talking again i was [TS]

00:17:18   talking with my wife and she was saying [TS]

00:17:20   you realize that we some people who [TS]

00:17:21   don't think poetry is gorgeous and I was [TS]

00:17:24   like now he can't be writin so I sort of [TS]

00:17:27   said to you I said tell me straight gray [TS]

00:17:29   what do you think about Audrey for the [TS]

00:17:31   listener just imagine for a moment that [TS]

00:17:33   you are out you're having a nice dinner [TS]

00:17:35   with a friend and they say tell me [TS]

00:17:40   something [TS]

00:17:41   they look into your eyes perhaps they [TS]

00:17:43   reach across the table and put their [TS]

00:17:45   hand on your hand and say give it to me [TS]

00:17:48   straight [TS]

00:17:49   is my child smart are they good at what [TS]

00:17:51   they do and they're looking and I might [TS]

00:17:54   add eyes glistening a little bit perhaps [TS]

00:17:57   on the verge of some kind of emotional [TS]

00:18:00   problem perhaps the answer that you're [TS]

00:18:02   about to give is the sort of thing that [TS]

00:18:03   might destroy your very friendship [TS]

00:18:05   forever imagine finding yourself in that [TS]

00:18:08   social situation and what would you say [TS]

00:18:10   of course listener you would tell the [TS]

00:18:13   truth [TS]

00:18:14   Audrey is the most beautiful to all I [TS]

00:18:15   have ever seen she is adorable and i [TS]

00:18:18   really mean upgrading gave me a [TS]

00:18:19   convincing outside like you even pulled [TS]

00:18:21   an addict churches another wife and I [TS]

00:18:23   were just talking the other day about [TS]

00:18:24   ordering you didn't just say yes you [TS]

00:18:27   called on evidence and like extra [TS]

00:18:29   witness is the thing Brady I really do [TS]

00:18:33   I'm telling it to you straight i'm [TS]

00:18:34   looking into your eyes right Audrey is [TS]

00:18:37   genuinely the accused you i have ever [TS]

00:18:39   seen it is mostly because most of what [TS]

00:18:43   you feel sorry for them that they've [TS]

00:18:44   even been born it's like oh you are some [TS]

00:18:46   kind of genetic abnormality that should [TS]

00:18:48   never have existed but like we have [TS]

00:18:50   wrought you out of the wolf and this is [TS]

00:18:53   what we have made like gaze upon the [TS]

00:18:54   horror of it sort of like somebody the [TS]

00:18:56   Bulldogs like all you poor bulldog like [TS]

00:18:58   I'm so sorry for you but that's not all [TS]

00:19:01   tree like she is genuinely super cute [TS]

00:19:03   but i just think it's funny because i [TS]

00:19:06   know that i am telling the truth but I [TS]

00:19:08   don't understand how you could ever [TS]

00:19:11   possibly genuinely trust me [TS]

00:19:14   100-percent when you ask a friend a [TS]

00:19:16   question like that like that's why i was [TS]

00:19:18   pulling an antidote so why did have [TS]

00:19:20   witnesses like we call people on the [TS]

00:19:22   phone to confirm that yes i have told [TS]

00:19:24   their party got is this definitely [TS]

00:19:26   happens next [TS]

00:19:27   it really did there was a big thing [TS]

00:19:29   because he wanted the proof like and I [TS]

00:19:31   busted out all the proof that I possibly [TS]

00:19:32   could but i still think in asking that [TS]

00:19:35   question you can't trust a friend like [TS]

00:19:38   this this is what the internet is for [TS]

00:19:40   the internet tells you the truth and you [TS]

00:19:44   know you can trust what the internet [TS]

00:19:47   thinks about things because the internet [TS]

00:19:48   it will tell you [TS]

00:19:50   and so when you search the Chihuahua and [TS]

00:19:52   you find Audrey breaking bubbles [TS]

00:19:54   in the gift Ron 5,000 or whatever it was [TS]

00:19:57   I think that is the answer to your [TS]

00:19:59   question [TS]

00:19:59   well first of all you can't trust the [TS]

00:20:02   internet because everyone brings like [TS]

00:20:03   lots of baggage but also they haven't [TS]

00:20:06   met Audrey in person but also if I've [TS]

00:20:09   got one friend who is not going to obey [TS]

00:20:11   the social norms because he doesn't know [TS]

00:20:14   what social norms are and and just tell [TS]

00:20:16   the truth when he shouldn't know it's [TS]

00:20:18   you [TS]

00:20:19   yeah I will agree with that i am [TS]

00:20:20   definitely the friend to ask there's no [TS]

00:20:22   doubt about that [TS]

00:20:23   I'm the person to ask i'm just still [TS]

00:20:25   saying if I were you I feel like you can [TS]

00:20:27   never fully trust your friends on a [TS]

00:20:29   question like that asking about your [TS]

00:20:31   child [TS]

00:20:33   you just can't that's why you have to [TS]

00:20:34   ask the internet if you didn't like orgy [TS]

00:20:36   that mean you're always picking her up [TS]

00:20:37   and hold her and she falls asleep on [TS]

00:20:39   your arm while you're stroking her and [TS]

00:20:40   stuff like you're a softie for the tree [TS]

00:20:43   i totally am every time i go over it's [TS]

00:20:45   like can't wait to see her [TS]

00:20:47   good she's the world's cues to our this [TS]

00:20:52   episode of Hello internet is brought to [TS]

00:20:54   you in part by Harry's for decades big [TS]

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00:21:06   guys who were fed up with getting ripped [TS]

00:21:07   off started Harry's to fix shaving they [TS]

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00:21:34   get the closest most comfortable shave [TS]

00:21:37   but all of their stuff just looks [TS]

00:21:40   fantastic which I personally love it's [TS]

00:21:42   an aesthetic that is a combination of [TS]

00:21:44   the old and the new and I think it just [TS]

00:21:47   looks great it looks great to have in [TS]

00:21:49   your house or it looks great to give as [TS]

00:21:51   a gift to somebody else it's fantastic [TS]

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00:21:55   Harry's is so confident in the quality [TS]

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00:22:41   thanks so much to harry's for supporting [TS]

00:22:43   the show vinyl is on the up more than 3 [TS]

00:22:48   million people bought vinyl albums last [TS]

00:22:50   year was the highest number of vinyl [TS]

00:22:52   album sold in the UK 25 years and [TS]

00:22:55   although to be fair it's still only some [TS]

00:22:59   tiny percentage of music sales I found [TS]

00:23:02   it really interesting to note that it's [TS]

00:23:03   having this real resurgence while see [TS]

00:23:06   days and downloads are both plummeting [TS]

00:23:09   blue because streaming is obviously [TS]

00:23:11   becoming the go-to thinks trainings like [TS]

00:23:13   you know going gangbusters so [TS]

00:23:15   everything's folding except streaming [TS]

00:23:17   but vinyl is holding out and for all [TS]

00:23:20   those people who've asked sales of the [TS]

00:23:22   hello Internet vinyl edition i do not [TS]

00:23:25   believe have been incorporated into [TS]

00:23:26   those statistics and because i certainly [TS]

00:23:29   get to supply them so you can add a few [TS]

00:23:31   extra onto that 3.2 million thanks to [TS]

00:23:36   the Thames any thoughts on this [TS]

00:23:38   I'm just looking at this article and say [TS]

00:23:41   yes while the numbers are somewhat [TS]

00:23:44   impressive here it is 3.2 million [TS]

00:23:46   records were sold last year which is a [TS]

00:23:49   fifty three percent rise on the previous [TS]

00:23:51   year which is quite impressive [TS]

00:23:53   I just feel like this has to hit a cap [TS]

00:23:55   pretty fast and it is a tiny portion of [TS]

00:23:58   the overall business like I just quickly [TS]

00:24:00   google to see and as of last year Apple [TS]

00:24:04   music alone in the streaming world has [TS]

00:24:06   20 million subscribers and I think Apple [TS]

00:24:10   music is probably smaller than Spotify [TS]

00:24:13   don't know but I'm gonna guess it is so [TS]

00:24:15   I'm not seeing a real vinyl resurgence i [TS]

00:24:18   would also be [TS]

00:24:20   very curious to know what the breakdown [TS]

00:24:23   is of the actual usage of those vinyl [TS]

00:24:25   records how many of them are being [TS]

00:24:27   bought to be displayed like posters in [TS]

00:24:30   the way that you talked about a while [TS]

00:24:32   back there beautiful pieces of artwork [TS]

00:24:34   you can put them up on your wall [TS]

00:24:35   how many of them are being bought like [TS]

00:24:36   that versus being actually played I'm [TS]

00:24:39   betting this is becoming like the [TS]

00:24:40   collectors market thing as opposed to an [TS]

00:24:43   actual utility thing does that matter [TS]

00:24:47   so what I don't think it matters but i [TS]

00:24:49   do think it changes what is this thing [TS]

00:24:53   and collectors markets are just totally [TS]

00:24:57   strange markets i think i mentioned [TS]

00:25:00   before I only recently just discovered [TS]

00:25:01   this whole phenomenon of collector [TS]

00:25:03   edition sneakers sneakers that shoe [TS]

00:25:07   companies manufacture with no intention [TS]

00:25:09   of them ever being worn by anyone as I [TS]

00:25:11   ok this is a totally weird strange [TS]

00:25:13   market [TS]

00:25:14   I feel like I bet the vinyl market is a [TS]

00:25:16   lot closer to something like that then [TS]

00:25:18   it is to an actual utility object on [TS]

00:25:21   what you put the idea of limited-edition [TS]

00:25:24   hello Internet sneakers into my head for [TS]

00:25:27   hitting 100 can feel it you know it's [TS]

00:25:30   gonna take me like a bug [TS]

00:25:32   okay buddy i feel like part of my job [TS]

00:25:33   sometimes is to save you from yourself [TS]

00:25:35   up my dad took me down i gotta talk you [TS]

00:25:37   off the ledge buddy because they're okay [TS]

00:25:39   first of all think back to all of the [TS]

00:25:41   returns that you've already had to deal [TS]

00:25:43   with for the final episode of Hello [TS]

00:25:45   incident and now keep in mind sneakers [TS]

00:25:48   they're not a single consistent item [TS]

00:25:50   they have to be manufactured different [TS]

00:25:52   sizes [TS]

00:25:53   you'd have to deal with returns people [TS]

00:25:55   having different sizes now I know if [TS]

00:25:56   they're not being worn [TS]

00:25:58   not if they're not for wearing you could [TS]

00:25:59   just do them all in one size mm no no [TS]

00:26:02   Brady is not possible you have to [TS]

00:26:03   manufacture them a different sizes that [TS]

00:26:04   people would demand it [TS]

00:26:06   it's too much of a logistic trouble you [TS]

00:26:08   don't want to do this [TS]

00:26:09   think of all the different materials [TS]

00:26:10   there's no sneaker machine that can just [TS]

00:26:12   press it out and record a quick youtube [TS]

00:26:15   video of the manufacturing process [TS]

00:26:16   I don't think you want to do this this [TS]

00:26:18   is not a good idea man i'm already [TS]

00:26:19   thinking of ways I can do here is we [TS]

00:26:21   have to do here's my plan [TS]

00:26:22   I can tell you the plan because even if [TS]

00:26:25   i tell you it might still work we've got [TS]

00:26:28   to just move on to the next topic [TS]

00:26:29   because by the end of the show you might [TS]

00:26:31   just forget [TS]

00:26:32   and it will be over era but then I'll [TS]

00:26:34   here in this episode and it will remind [TS]

00:26:36   me like a parent ramon de if future [TS]

00:26:38   Brady is listening to this episode we [TS]

00:26:40   can also hope that by the time you get [TS]

00:26:42   to the end of the episode he also [TS]

00:26:44   forgets that's our only hear that future [TS]

00:26:47   Brady keep listening to the show I get [TS]

00:26:48   what I can't even what we're talking [TS]

00:26:49   about [TS]

00:26:50   there you go perfect i also saw today [TS]

00:26:54   and obviously I knew this was gonna [TS]

00:26:55   happen but I hadn't read about it before [TS]

00:26:57   about the opening of Star Wars land by [TS]

00:27:01   disney the Star Wars theme park which [TS]

00:27:03   was obviously one of the first things [TS]

00:27:05   that are gonna do when disney bought the [TS]

00:27:07   rights to Star Wars food but uh it looks [TS]

00:27:10   like it's upon us and i was wondering [TS]

00:27:11   what you thought about this [TS]

00:27:12   according to this article 14 acres at [TS]

00:27:15   disneyland and walt Disney World in [TS]

00:27:17   Florida so it looks like Star Wars land [TS]

00:27:20   is going to be part of disneyland [TS]

00:27:21   they're hoping to open it may be by [TS]

00:27:23   around the time the episode 9 comes out [TS]

00:27:26   so couple years time wondering how you [TS]

00:27:28   felt about this i don't know Brady [TS]

00:27:31   effort this do things here the first is [TS]

00:27:33   it never really crossed my mind that [TS]

00:27:36   when disney bought Star Wars they'd be [TS]

00:27:38   making theme parks which of course seems [TS]

00:27:40   really obvious in retrospect it's just [TS]

00:27:42   like in my mind star wars are you still [TS]

00:27:43   this precious thing but no now it's [TS]

00:27:45   gonna be forever which leads to the [TS]

00:27:47   second thing which is I'm really feeling [TS]

00:27:50   some star wars burnout that's where i'm [TS]

00:27:52   headed about this although i do anything [TS]

00:27:54   even just looking at some conceptual [TS]

00:27:55   drawings like I'm sure would be cool to [TS]

00:27:56   walk around and some of those [TS]

00:27:57   environments [TS]

00:27:59   I don't know it feels like the Marvel [TS]

00:28:02   Universe ification of Star Wars and it's [TS]

00:28:05   going to be around forever and there's [TS]

00:28:07   always going to be more things i think [TS]

00:28:09   im just gonna have to step back a little [TS]

00:28:11   bit are you gonna head down to disney as [TS]

00:28:13   soon as it's open [TS]

00:28:14   I don't think i'll be an early adopter [TS]

00:28:16   where do you stand on theme parks and [TS]

00:28:19   amusement parks like how do you feel [TS]

00:28:21   about them I couldn't get if you are [TS]

00:28:22   someone who hates them or likes them [TS]

00:28:25   because in some ways like you know I [TS]

00:28:27   know you don't like crowds and people [TS]

00:28:29   moving and tackiness but on the other [TS]

00:28:31   hand you do like kind of you know mass [TS]

00:28:34   appeal entertainment is that what's on [TS]

00:28:36   the other side of the scale massive [TS]

00:28:37   field entertainment that's interesting [TS]

00:28:38   you know you play computer games and [TS]

00:28:40   watch movies and stuff so you do some [TS]

00:28:42   normal stuff i do some normal stuff that [TS]

00:28:44   is true we like Las Vegas [TS]

00:28:45   I do like Las Vegas well this one's [TS]

00:28:47   anybody when you say like I don't like [TS]

00:28:48   tacky things [TS]

00:28:49   yes but there is a Maryland point for [TS]

00:28:51   tackiness which once you cross it it [TS]

00:28:53   becomes awesome and I think a lot of Las [TS]

00:28:56   Vegas does fall into this category of [TS]

00:28:59   its past the Maryland point but you [TS]

00:29:01   don't like queuing I don't like doing [TS]

00:29:03   I don't like rides that involve [TS]

00:29:06   acceleration in any way which is a [TS]

00:29:08   pretty broad category of rides so those [TS]

00:29:11   sort of things are not pleasant for me [TS]

00:29:13   even little baby rides that have the [TS]

00:29:15   tiniest amount of acceleration that find [TS]

00:29:17   deeply physically uncomfortable so I [TS]

00:29:18   don't do any of those things is that [TS]

00:29:19   because you don't like the feeling of [TS]

00:29:21   course you're scared you're gonna die [TS]

00:29:22   it's just the physical sensation right [TS]

00:29:25   there's something in my body which is [TS]

00:29:28   overly tuned to acceleration and reacts [TS]

00:29:30   extremely poorly and every once in a [TS]

00:29:34   while by which i mean maybe every five [TS]

00:29:35   or six years some part of me forgets [TS]

00:29:38   this and thinks maybe I can try and i'll [TS]

00:29:41   do some like baby ride and then this is [TS]

00:29:43   like oh god get me off this thing [TS]

00:29:44   immediately this is just physically [TS]

00:29:46   uncomfortable the carnies running those [TS]

00:29:48   rides don't exactly instill faith in how [TS]

00:29:52   reliable they always are but it's mostly [TS]

00:29:54   the actual physical uncomfortable this [TS]

00:29:56   is the problem what's economy is that [TS]

00:29:58   someone he runs accountable [TS]

00:29:59   yeah they're like traveling people who [TS]

00:30:01   run carnivals that sort of carne is that [TS]

00:30:03   like an offensive term it sounds like [TS]

00:30:04   would be an offensive way I think it is [TS]

00:30:06   slightly offensive but it's occurring to [TS]

00:30:08   me that maybe this is a very American [TS]

00:30:09   term right I feel like you would say [TS]

00:30:11   Carney to anybody and they would have an [TS]

00:30:13   image of a teenager who's not really [TS]

00:30:15   paying full attention to the teacup ride [TS]

00:30:18   at the local carnival like that's why [TS]

00:30:20   would happen your mind if you say a [TS]

00:30:21   carny ok so it's a world where led to [TS]

00:30:24   say unlikely in today it's not [TS]

00:30:25   yeah obviously is as you said it news [TS]

00:30:27   starts now Brady you're allowed to say [TS]

00:30:31   all the words on the internet there are [TS]

00:30:32   no forbidden words on the industry [TS]

00:30:35   yeah but i mean i guess to answer your [TS]

00:30:37   question when I was a kid my parents [TS]

00:30:39   took me to Disney very regularly for a [TS]

00:30:42   period of time like every other year we [TS]

00:30:44   went down to Disney and what I do really [TS]

00:30:48   like about those kinds of environments [TS]

00:30:51   is just the experience of walking around [TS]

00:30:55   a place that has been set up in an [TS]

00:30:57   interesting way [TS]

00:30:58   I don't necessarily feel the need to go [TS]

00:31:02   on lots of rides but to me that was [TS]

00:31:04   never really the experience that I just [TS]

00:31:06   always like walking around i just got [TS]

00:31:08   his picture in my head of parents taking [TS]

00:31:10   this little tiny ctp greater Disney [TS]

00:31:12   World for the fifth time in 10 years and [TS]

00:31:14   you're just so excited because you know [TS]

00:31:15   once again get to see how they work in [TS]

00:31:17   the rubbish collection [TS]

00:31:18   I mean that is part of it but I think I [TS]

00:31:22   like a well-designed theme park just [TS]

00:31:25   sets up visually interesting places to [TS]

00:31:28   walk around i have this real theory [TS]

00:31:30   about like when you're walking into [TS]

00:31:31   place curved paths make a place much [TS]

00:31:34   more interesting to walk around [TS]

00:31:36   particularly curves pads were you can't [TS]

00:31:39   necessarily see what's too far ahead of [TS]

00:31:41   you [TS]

00:31:42   I feel like a lot of the theme parks do [TS]

00:31:43   a really good job of that kind of [TS]

00:31:45   feeling like you're walking around and [TS]

00:31:46   moving between different areas you're [TS]

00:31:48   not just standing in the center of a [TS]

00:31:51   really big open space that extends in [TS]

00:31:53   all directions and you can see [TS]

00:31:55   everything I think that's kind of boring [TS]

00:31:57   a few of the very old markets in London [TS]

00:32:00   have that kind of feeling to where [TS]

00:32:02   you're walking into space and because [TS]

00:32:04   you can't see everything in all [TS]

00:32:06   directions like in a modern mall [TS]

00:32:08   it's just a more interesting environment [TS]

00:32:09   to walk around so i really like all of [TS]

00:32:11   that kind of stuff that said as an adult [TS]

00:32:14   I haven't been to a theme park in a very [TS]

00:32:17   very long time and I think it's because [TS]

00:32:19   my patience and tolerance for crowds and [TS]

00:32:22   lines and children would be at an [TS]

00:32:24   all-time low and whenever my family and [TS]

00:32:27   I went because they are the best parents [TS]

00:32:30   in the world always took me out of [TS]

00:32:33   school to go to Disneyland in the [TS]

00:32:36   offseason so it was like we had the [TS]

00:32:37   whole place to ourselves and I like I [TS]

00:32:39   don't even know what they told the [TS]

00:32:40   school we were up to but it was always [TS]

00:32:42   like whatever the least busy time was [TS]

00:32:44   they would take me out of school and we [TS]

00:32:46   would go and it was awesome [TS]

00:32:48   co haven't been to Disneyland once and i [TS]

00:32:51   went in 2002 normally I can't tell you [TS]

00:32:55   the years I did things but i do remember [TS]

00:32:56   that year was a long time ago and my [TS]

00:32:58   camera still was a film camera while two [TS]

00:33:00   loads of pictures and had the time of my [TS]

00:33:02   life and as we were leaving I realized [TS]

00:33:04   there was no film in my camera and I was [TS]

00:33:06   like are no [TS]

00:33:08   I wondered why didn't have to change my [TS]

00:33:09   film another taking some photos so then [TS]

00:33:12   we spent 20 minutes running around [TS]

00:33:14   disneyland a breakneck speed re creating [TS]

00:33:16   all the photos and reposing in front of [TS]

00:33:18   all the Roberts to take the photos again [TS]

00:33:20   so when I look through all those [TS]

00:33:21   pictures it's like I do we did all that [TS]

00:33:23   in 10 minutes the end of the day but a [TS]

00:33:26   good time but you have the memories so [TS]

00:33:31   great i want to try bringing this up but [TS]

00:33:33   I don't want to like lead you down a [TS]

00:33:35   rabbit hole because I'm scared you might [TS]

00:33:36   go off on one and that bore me [TS]

00:33:38   wow that hurts that hurts really deep [TS]

00:33:41   breathing I'm why you're going to want [TS]

00:33:42   to take in a different direction but [TS]

00:33:44   anyway that's your podcast know you can [TS]

00:33:45   do you want but i want to talk about [TS]

00:33:48   people dying [TS]

00:33:49   no because there was this thing right in [TS]

00:33:51   2016 wherever saying all this is like [TS]

00:33:55   the worst year ever and like everyone [TS]

00:33:56   keeps dying and all these celebrities [TS]

00:33:58   kept I and part of me thought it was [TS]

00:34:01   interesting part of me thought it was [TS]

00:34:02   ridiculous but the thing that I thought [TS]

00:34:05   was interesting was I've said like in an [TS]

00:34:07   episode of Hello internet in the early [TS]

00:34:10   days [TS]

00:34:10   mmm i basically predicted this and just [TS]

00:34:12   came through earlier than i thought the [TS]

00:34:14   fact that as the years go by we're [TS]

00:34:16   getting a bigger and bigger density [TS]

00:34:17   famous people it's gonna seem every year [TS]

00:34:21   like more famous people are dying [TS]

00:34:23   because they're just our more famous [TS]

00:34:25   people because of the way the media's [TS]

00:34:27   evolved and fame and celebrity has a [TS]

00:34:29   mouth and I think every year is going to [TS]

00:34:32   be worse than the year before in terms [TS]

00:34:33   of its seeming like celebrities are [TS]

00:34:35   falling off the perch and I think 2017 [TS]

00:34:39   has very much started in this way as [TS]

00:34:41   well like I feel like the number of [TS]

00:34:43   famous people dying in january and [TS]

00:34:46   februari of 2017 has been even higher [TS]

00:34:49   than it was all through 2016 and you can [TS]

00:34:52   send me all the links to old like the [TS]

00:34:54   boring articles and podcasts that show [TS]

00:34:56   that it doesn't change [TS]

00:34:57   I'm not that interested in facts I'm [TS]

00:34:59   just say this is what it feels like when [TS]

00:35:02   I don't know what you think [TS]

00:35:03   ok so i am trying to think about any [TS]

00:35:07   celebrity deaths that i will have heard [TS]

00:35:09   of and I can only come up with one that [TS]

00:35:13   I've heard of for this year but i think [TS]

00:35:17   the only example i can think of it [TS]

00:35:19   perfectly goes into exactly what you're [TS]

00:35:21   saying [TS]

00:35:21   which is a guy called Hans Rosling who's [TS]

00:35:25   a Swedish doctor and statistician and [TS]

00:35:30   ran a website called Gapminder if [TS]

00:35:32   anybody knew of him it was because he [TS]

00:35:35   did a couple of ted talks on population [TS]

00:35:37   growth that were very popular and very [TS]

00:35:40   interesting and he's a guy whose career [TS]

00:35:42   I've followed a little bit since he came [TS]

00:35:43   across my radar but he's a perfect [TS]

00:35:45   example of someone who in an earlier [TS]

00:35:49   time would not have had any level of [TS]

00:35:52   internet fame for me to even be aware of [TS]

00:35:55   when he died in the first place [TS]

00:35:58   he's the only person I can think of that [TS]

00:35:59   I've heard of who's died this year but [TS]

00:36:01   he's exactly this example like a person [TS]

00:36:03   with a certain amount of internet fame [TS]

00:36:06   who makes it feel like [TS]

00:36:08   all right here is a celebrity who has [TS]

00:36:11   died but is probably unknown to a [TS]

00:36:14   reasonably large portion of the [TS]

00:36:16   population and I think more and more [TS]

00:36:18   celebrity deaths are going to be like [TS]

00:36:21   that just as you say what do you think [TS]

00:36:23   about 2016 and then was there like a [TS]

00:36:25   clustering there were some big ones [TS]

00:36:27   obviously but yeah there were some big [TS]

00:36:29   ones but my frustration with is also is [TS]

00:36:31   that I think it just becomes a meme I [TS]

00:36:35   think there are a couple of people you [TS]

00:36:36   can point to with kind of starting this [TS]

00:36:39   idea in people's minds of 2016 being a [TS]

00:36:43   terrible year and also then combining it [TS]

00:36:45   with the celebrity deaths and I think [TS]

00:36:47   that very naturally it just becomes a [TS]

00:36:49   thing that gets into people's minds and [TS]

00:36:52   once you start thinking about all of [TS]

00:36:54   these celebrities are dying then you are [TS]

00:36:56   more aware of all the celebrities who [TS]

00:36:59   died i think it's also just a thing that [TS]

00:37:02   feeds itself out of proportion to what [TS]

00:37:06   is actually occurring even if the actual [TS]

00:37:08   number of quotes celebrity deaths is [TS]

00:37:11   also increasing at the same time but [TS]

00:37:12   there's something machinist about this [TS]

00:37:15   that annoys me I can't quite articulate [TS]

00:37:17   why but it does that really bothers make [TS]

00:37:19   I mean wikipedia is not the best example [TS]

00:37:21   because we kept it hasn't really defined [TS]

00:37:23   fine i'm just looking through the deaths [TS]

00:37:25   of 2017 and for every day they list 20 [TS]

00:37:30   people at least dying a lot of them [TS]

00:37:34   wouldn't count famous or even [TS]

00:37:35   make the news but it shows how many [TS]

00:37:37   people we consider noteworthy in such a [TS]

00:37:39   age of information so it's probably not [TS]

00:37:42   surprising if you followed newspapers [TS]

00:37:44   and TV and things like that where they [TS]

00:37:46   just have to feel space they can quite [TS]

00:37:47   easily fill it with stories of famous [TS]

00:37:49   people dying they want anyway I did [TS]

00:37:52   think it was interesting and we didn't [TS]

00:37:53   mention the 2016 thing but we had talked [TS]

00:37:56   about on how internet and I felt like [TS]

00:37:57   maybe it was starting to come to [TS]

00:37:58   fruition already i didn't realize that [TS]

00:38:00   wikipedia of course they would have it [TS]

00:38:02   wikipedia does maintain list of [TS]

00:38:04   celebrity deaths for it looks like very [TS]

00:38:07   many years [TS]

00:38:08   yeah i just randomly jump back to [TS]

00:38:10   nineteen ninety in january and like not [TS]

00:38:13   sure have a long list of famous people [TS]

00:38:15   who died in nineteen ninety in January [TS]

00:38:17   yeah it might be more now but the idea [TS]

00:38:21   of the death is ten times bigger than [TS]

00:38:25   that maybe fifteen percent increase that [TS]

00:38:28   is real if you see what I mean like [TS]

00:38:29   that's the disparity that's occurring [TS]

00:38:31   here I must have spent two hours last [TS]

00:38:35   night [TS]

00:38:36   this is chemical it's called Brady's [TS]

00:38:38   reagent funnily enough but it's been in [TS]

00:38:41   the news a bit lately [TS]

00:38:42   Lucas there's some schools were having [TS]

00:38:43   problems with exploding so we've done a [TS]

00:38:45   video about it for periodic videos which [TS]

00:38:47   I was doing last not so it's called [TS]

00:38:49   Brady's reagent and after not too much [TS]

00:38:50   research i was able to figure out why [TS]

00:38:52   it's called Brady's reagent but it's got [TS]

00:38:54   a secondary name that some people call [TS]

00:38:56   it which is borchers reagent and I must [TS]

00:38:59   have spent two hours figuring out who [TS]

00:39:00   bore schwoz and then double checking and [TS]

00:39:02   confirming i had the right person in the [TS]

00:39:05   end I was unlike Google Books going [TS]

00:39:07   through ancient text books written in [TS]

00:39:09   German trying to find clothes and I was [TS]

00:39:13   crazy [TS]

00:39:14   the rabbit holes you can go down for [TS]

00:39:15   like trivial facts that i didn't even [TS]

00:39:18   need for the video it's just like [TS]

00:39:19   something i put on screen for three [TS]

00:39:21   seconds but god I some time into it it [TS]

00:39:24   is very easy to do that sort of thing [TS]

00:39:26   back in the day when you just at the [TS]

00:39:28   library like well the trail runs cold [TS]

00:39:29   real fast but now now there is always [TS]

00:39:32   one further thing that you can try to [TS]

00:39:34   chase it that fact really nail down [TS]

00:39:36   there's always another page of results [TS]

00:39:38   on google right no matter what you're [TS]

00:39:40   typing in you can keep going and going [TS]

00:39:41   if you like the answer is out there [TS]

00:39:43   somewhere but also you start to like [TS]

00:39:46   find yourself having to fight against [TS]

00:39:48   sort of [TS]

00:39:48   certain biases as well like i thought [TS]

00:39:51   i'd figured out who he was it was this [TS]

00:39:52   water waterboard you so everywhere I [TS]

00:39:56   looked I was basically just looking for [TS]

00:39:57   information that would confirm right [TS]

00:39:59   right it was what abortion and then I [TS]

00:40:01   was suddenly thinking hang on if I just [TS]

00:40:03   got in my head that's who it is and I'm [TS]

00:40:04   just looking for his name and maybe [TS]

00:40:06   there's another borscht out there who's [TS]

00:40:07   the actual guy and what am I doing with [TS]

00:40:10   my life great i totally understand this [TS]

00:40:12   yeah there's a very easy trap that [TS]

00:40:13   everybody falls into of confirming a [TS]

00:40:16   thing versus trying to find out if you [TS]

00:40:18   are wrong about the thing and when do [TS]

00:40:21   you stop looking [TS]

00:40:22   you have my sympathies with this because [TS]

00:40:23   i am trying to track down the reason why [TS]

00:40:26   a government bureaucracy essentially a [TS]

00:40:29   hundred years ago decided to do with [TS]

00:40:32   things the way they did [TS]

00:40:33   it's the exact same thing like where do [TS]

00:40:35   we stop trying to find out the answer to [TS]

00:40:37   this question this question which [TS]

00:40:39   doesn't really matter doesn't really [TS]

00:40:41   affect anything in a video i can [TS]

00:40:43   trivially right around the reason for [TS]

00:40:46   this thing it doesn't really matter [TS]

00:40:47   because like it's got to be on the [TS]

00:40:48   internet somewhere and I want to try to [TS]

00:40:50   find it but it's also the problem with [TS]

00:40:53   the confirmation of when I finally find [TS]

00:40:56   something [TS]

00:40:57   how do you know if that is true it can [TS]

00:41:00   never end like have you found the answer [TS]

00:41:02   or have you just found the first thing [TS]

00:41:05   that provides an answer and you decide [TS]

00:41:08   to go with you occasionally get smoking [TS]

00:41:09   guns that you feel pretty confident [TS]

00:41:11   about that [TS]

00:41:12   oh yeah oh yeah but it's these kind of [TS]

00:41:14   rabbit holes of trying to chase down [TS]

00:41:17   information they do reveal something [TS]

00:41:19   about how all knowledge is not exactly [TS]

00:41:22   knowledge but it's a tower of [TS]

00:41:24   probabilities that there's information [TS]

00:41:26   that you are more and less certain about [TS]

00:41:28   is real or is not real [TS]

00:41:31   you don't want to spend most of your day [TS]

00:41:33   looking at that to directly it's too [TS]

00:41:35   much to think about but that really is [TS]

00:41:37   how just all of the knowledge in [TS]

00:41:38   anybody's head is essentially just a [TS]

00:41:40   summation of probabilities of how likely [TS]

00:41:42   do you think this is to be true and how [TS]

00:41:44   likely is it to be untrue i promise i'm [TS]

00:41:49   not going to make sports poke corner [TS]

00:41:51   original operating I'm not gonna do but [TS]

00:41:55   this is where I can't believe you now [TS]

00:41:56   two episodes in a row we've just had the [TS]

00:41:58   superbowl you've got to let me have [TS]

00:41:59   sports ball corner for the superbowl [TS]

00:42:01   if it's not the superbowl it's the world [TS]

00:42:03   cup if it's not the world cup it's the [TS]

00:42:06   price i can't think of another one but [TS]

00:42:08   it's like there's always there's any two [TS]

00:42:09   then the ashes there we go [TS]

00:42:12   not i look at ya are a little bit proud [TS]

00:42:15   of you that if it's not the ashes it's [TS]

00:42:17   the Thunderdome [TS]

00:42:18   I got you know it's like the guys on [TS]

00:42:21   things here [TS]

00:42:22   oh you have to make an exception for the [TS]

00:42:24   superbowl as though that's the only [TS]

00:42:27   sport that we participate in when you're [TS]

00:42:29   always telling me stories about all [TS]

00:42:30   kinds of things in one season ends and [TS]

00:42:32   another season starts up as a different [TS]

00:42:34   number of these things Brady what are [TS]

00:42:36   you saying you saying I can't have [TS]

00:42:39   sports bonuses like now I'm not saying [TS]

00:42:41   you can't have sports ball corner and [TS]

00:42:43   just it's again is the way you frame the [TS]

00:42:45   thing like oh just this once just this [TS]

00:42:48   once twice in a row like just you pretty [TS]

00:42:50   well not everybody exactly like I know [TS]

00:42:53   what you doing buddy right because once [TS]

00:42:56   its twice now it's a tradition [TS]

00:42:57   practically right think it's gonna have [TS]

00:42:59   to happen all the time it's been like [TS]

00:43:01   the dominant story of my wake this has [TS]

00:43:03   been the thing that has consumed most of [TS]

00:43:06   my headspace this week [TS]

00:43:07   how can I not talk to my good buddy [TS]

00:43:09   about it because i didn't know that [TS]

00:43:11   there was a superbowl you didn't know [TS]

00:43:13   the superbawl was on why would I know [TS]

00:43:15   the superbowl was on because it's a [TS]

00:43:17   major world event is it a major world [TS]

00:43:19   events I feel like after I moved out of [TS]

00:43:21   america i don't hear that much about the [TS]

00:43:22   superbowl anymore [TS]

00:43:23   how would i have come across this piece [TS]

00:43:25   of information read it well I didn't see [TS]

00:43:28   it on any of the reddit sections that I [TS]

00:43:29   want it wasn't on reddit much to be [TS]

00:43:31   honest I wasn't on my radar the to be [TS]

00:43:32   honest but anyway go fail at the first [TS]

00:43:35   hurdle liberating yeah anyway I don't [TS]

00:43:38   tell you about my softball experience [TS]

00:43:40   okay tell me about the super bowl but to [TS]

00:43:42   tell you about myself bugs i have to be [TS]

00:43:44   a bit of background this is important [TS]

00:43:48   background is its yeah alright [TS]

00:43:52   interesting do you know what my english [TS]

00:43:55   soccer team is that I follow that might [TS]

00:43:58   favor [TS]

00:43:58   now we don't do Arsenal no setups pull [TS]

00:44:03   the name out of a hat man [TS]

00:44:05   my team is little poorer okay right I'm [TS]

00:44:07   going to keep the story short it will be [TS]

00:44:08   shorter if you stop groaning [TS]

00:44:10   interrupting haha ok alright [TS]

00:44:12   smile developers my father too long in [TS]

00:44:15   2005 Liverpool made it to the final of a [TS]

00:44:18   very important soccer tournament the [TS]

00:44:20   Champions League the european cup final [TS]

00:44:22   and now playing against a big famous [TS]

00:44:24   italian club called AC Milan and and it [TS]

00:44:26   was in Istanbul that's where the fire [TS]

00:44:28   was being held ok and i happen to be on [TS]

00:44:32   holiday the night the fire was on i was [TS]

00:44:34   in Prague with an ex-girlfriend from a [TS]

00:44:37   long time ago who really really hated [TS]

00:44:39   soccer like you and we went to a bar to [TS]

00:44:42   watch this game because i wanted to [TS]

00:44:43   watch my beloved live a pole and a half [TS]

00:44:46   time they were being absolutely pasted [TS]

00:44:49   they were 3-nil down which in soccer [TS]

00:44:52   terms against a really good team in a [TS]

00:44:54   final is like game over [TS]

00:44:56   yeah I totally understand that because [TS]

00:44:58   once again you're terrible at estimating [TS]

00:44:59   things and soccer is probably the sport [TS]

00:45:01   that I have watched the most ever on TV [TS]

00:45:04   but ok we continue para so anyway and [TS]

00:45:06   the pub's full of like English louts so [TS]

00:45:09   the girlfriend at the time says can we [TS]

00:45:11   leave now but I don't want to watch the [TS]

00:45:13   second half is a really unpleasant [TS]

00:45:15   environment move and you're unhappy [TS]

00:45:17   because your team has lost the game [TS]

00:45:19   so what are we doing here and I said [TS]

00:45:21   good point and we left and we walked [TS]

00:45:24   around the city and we went back to the [TS]

00:45:26   hotel and I was sitting in bed reading a [TS]

00:45:29   book and suddenly i get a text message [TS]

00:45:31   from my friend back in England going [TS]

00:45:33   isn't this unbelievable you must be like [TS]

00:45:34   having the night of your life and I'm [TS]

00:45:36   what are you talking about [TS]

00:45:38   and it turns out in the second half [TS]

00:45:40   liverpool stage this incredible recovery [TS]

00:45:42   and scores were level and it went to [TS]

00:45:46   like extra time and then luckily i turn [TS]

00:45:48   the TV on in my room and I caught the [TS]

00:45:50   last couple of seconds and liverpool won [TS]

00:45:51   the game in one of these penalty [TS]

00:45:53   shootouts the old livable fans talk [TS]

00:45:55   about as this famous night when it's [TS]

00:45:57   called the miracle of this tambo and [TS]

00:45:59   difficult fans always talk about what [TS]

00:46:01   were you doing when it happened where [TS]

00:46:02   were you watching it wasn't the greatest [TS]

00:46:03   night of your life and i'm always well i [TS]

00:46:06   was reading a novel in bed because I [TS]

00:46:07   thought we'd lost to move so that was my [TS]

00:46:10   stories my ex-girlfriend we leave the [TS]

00:46:12   above yeah so anyway it was super bowl [TS]

00:46:15   this week and it was the New England [TS]

00:46:18   Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons and for [TS]

00:46:21   various boring reasons I'm not like a [TS]

00:46:23   property [TS]

00:46:24   and for various reasons i'm a fan of the [TS]

00:46:26   new england patriots the reason is [TS]

00:46:28   actually dates all the way back to 2002 [TS]

00:46:30   when i first went to Boston and they had [TS]

00:46:33   this new player called Tom Brady and I [TS]

00:46:36   went into a shop and I saw these new [TS]

00:46:38   england patriots shirts and I had Brady [TS]

00:46:40   written on the back of them and I was [TS]

00:46:41   like oh well I've never seen a show with [TS]

00:46:43   Brady written that that's amazing so I [TS]

00:46:46   bought one and so he became my player [TS]

00:46:49   right of course and that became my team [TS]

00:46:50   and just by sheer luck [TS]

00:46:53   this was the start of this guy's career [TS]

00:46:55   he's gone on to become perhaps the [TS]

00:46:57   greatest player ever [TS]

00:46:58   it's quarterback for the New England [TS]

00:46:59   Patriots and he's won all these super [TS]

00:47:01   bowls and he's like a big superstar so I [TS]

00:47:03   look like I've jump on a bandwagon [TS]

00:47:05   mmm i haven't jumped on the bandwagon no [TS]

00:47:08   I jumped on a wagon for an equally [TS]

00:47:09   shallow and superficial reason and that [TS]

00:47:11   is the player has the same name as me [TS]

00:47:13   anyway so that's my team are playing in [TS]

00:47:16   this game it was on Sunday night i had [TS]

00:47:19   to get up early on Monday morning [TS]

00:47:20   because i had to drive across the [TS]

00:47:22   country and to drive to Nottingham so i [TS]

00:47:24   said i'm only gonna watch the first half [TS]

00:47:25   of the game and atlanta falcons they [TS]

00:47:29   smashed the new england patriots and tom [TS]

00:47:32   brady was having a terrible game and I [TS]

00:47:34   think like at halftime the score was 21 [TS]

00:47:38   23 Atlanta 18 points ahead and friendly [TS]

00:47:42   enough the NFL account for the UK did a [TS]

00:47:45   tweet saying did you know that no team [TS]

00:47:47   has ever come back from 10 points behind [TS]

00:47:49   to win super bowl and the Patriots were [TS]

00:47:52   18 points behind em I made a funny [TS]

00:47:55   comment like I reply to that to a lot of [TS]

00:47:57   lines of well i guess i go to bed now [TS]

00:47:58   and they actually replied to me and said [TS]

00:48:00   be careful you never know what might [TS]

00:48:02   happen and then i replied without got [TS]

00:48:05   experience with this night tweeted a [TS]

00:48:06   picture of Liverpool winning that [TS]

00:48:08   tournament back in 2005 and everyone who [TS]

00:48:10   knew what was going on was that laughing [TS]

00:48:11   saying haha yes whatever and i went to [TS]

00:48:14   bed but I was so scared it was gonna be [TS]

00:48:16   a comeback that I kept my phone with me [TS]

00:48:19   in bed and at the start of the second [TS]

00:48:22   half i looked and the Atlanta Falcons [TS]

00:48:25   got the first score of the second half [TS]

00:48:27   as well so they went 25 points ahead and [TS]

00:48:30   then I thought okay now I can go to [TS]

00:48:32   sleep because there's no comeback now [TS]

00:48:35   the Falcons are still scoring [TS]

00:48:37   I went to sleep do you know what [TS]

00:48:39   happened i'm guessing the Patriots one [TS]

00:48:41   is the most incredible comeback in the [TS]

00:48:44   history of the super bowl and everyone's [TS]

00:48:46   talking about it everyone's saying it's [TS]

00:48:48   the greatest super bowl in history isn't [TS]

00:48:51   it amazing that we so lucky to have [TS]

00:48:53   witnessed this game all this hype and [TS]

00:48:56   yet again i have slept through my team [TS]

00:48:59   doing this amazing thing and like I can [TS]

00:49:02   watch it the next day but it's not the [TS]

00:49:03   same when you know what's going to [TS]

00:49:05   happen and even if I didn't know what's [TS]

00:49:06   gonna happen it's not the same if you're [TS]

00:49:08   not watching it live so I've yet again [TS]

00:49:10   slip through my team doing a really [TS]

00:49:13   really amazing thing [TS]

00:49:14   how does that make you feel Brady in [TS]

00:49:16   some ways I'm glad I didn't have to go [TS]

00:49:19   through watching it because i watch the [TS]

00:49:22   second half the next day online and i [TS]

00:49:25   would have been so nervous watching that [TS]

00:49:27   game as they were coming back are they [TS]

00:49:29   going to come back so close either can I [TS]

00:49:31   do it I'm gonna do i would have been so [TS]

00:49:32   sick with nerves [TS]

00:49:34   I'm almost glad I didn't have to say it [TS]

00:49:36   mhm it just all happened without me [TS]

00:49:38   knowing who I almost feel good about and [TS]

00:49:42   I always feel good that I've now got [TS]

00:49:43   this like track record of sleeping [TS]

00:49:45   through amazing things like it's not my [TS]

00:49:48   thing now isn't it almost feeling good [TS]

00:49:50   is not the same as actually feeling good [TS]

00:49:53   yeah i mean i have stayed awake through [TS]

00:49:55   some amazing sports things and they are [TS]

00:49:57   some of my best memories [TS]

00:49:58   mhm but i've also been awake through [TS]

00:50:00   some terrible losses necessarily the [TS]

00:50:01   most terrible things so I'm thinking the [TS]

00:50:04   next time there's a sports game where it [TS]

00:50:07   looks like there's can't possibly be a [TS]

00:50:09   turnaround and you're going to go to bed [TS]

00:50:11   I think you should let me know before [TS]

00:50:13   you go to bed so that i can place a bet [TS]

00:50:16   at that moment on the losing team [TS]

00:50:18   because it seems like you have a good [TS]

00:50:19   track record with this [TS]

00:50:20   it was good though it was pretty amazing [TS]

00:50:22   and the other thing it made me realize [TS]

00:50:24   it's because a few of the things that [TS]

00:50:26   allowed the Patriots to win [TS]

00:50:28   we're like touchdowns and plays and [TS]

00:50:30   things that were literally decided by a [TS]

00:50:33   few centimeters like you know the ball [TS]

00:50:35   was over the line by a few centimeters [TS]

00:50:37   off the ground by a few centimeters me [TS]

00:50:38   and it is amazing to me in spore how [TS]

00:50:42   small the margins can be that have such [TS]

00:50:45   massive impact because no matter how [TS]

00:50:47   much you hate football [TS]

00:50:49   you do realize you know winning the [TS]

00:50:51   superbowl was a big deal and there he [TS]

00:50:52   vast amounts of money and sponsorships [TS]

00:50:54   and things at stake so there's a lot at [TS]

00:50:56   stake and just the smallest little [TS]

00:50:59   bounces of a bowl and a centimeter here [TS]

00:51:02   in a centimeter there in all sport make [TS]

00:51:04   such massive differences I guess we'd [TS]

00:51:06   like that about sport but I always [TS]

00:51:08   really need to jump in here because you [TS]

00:51:10   always upgrade my indifference toward a [TS]

00:51:12   thing to hatred which is a hell of a [TS]

00:51:15   leap like okay it's like a lack of [TS]

00:51:17   interest does not equate to hatred of a [TS]

00:51:20   thing like these are two totally [TS]

00:51:22   different emotions like an indifference [TS]

00:51:24   is an underappreciated emotion like it's [TS]

00:51:25   just really likes watching these games [TS]

00:51:27   and it's only good i think would you are [TS]

00:51:30   sensing it sometimes my frustration at [TS]

00:51:33   your desire to tell me shaggy dog [TS]

00:51:36   stories about what happened in a game [TS]

00:51:38   for which I have no context it's a very [TS]

00:51:42   different thing where you've got to tell [TS]

00:51:44   me that a team won but we have to start [TS]

00:51:46   back in 1978 when you found a shirt with [TS]

00:51:49   your name on it and operated scoreboard [TS]

00:51:51   and I've always feel the same thing like [TS]

00:51:52   I'm trying to hold together all these [TS]

00:51:54   threads in my head I'm like okay where [TS]

00:51:57   does this connect where does that [TS]

00:51:58   connect it's like a murder mystery and [TS]

00:52:00   then look at the end they all come [TS]

00:52:02   together and form this amazing finale [TS]

00:52:04   and you're like while that was awesome [TS]

00:52:06   break don't think they do it's not that [TS]

00:52:08   they come together an amazing finale [TS]

00:52:09   it's more than it just sort of n so [TS]

00:52:12   here's the thing is it like unnecessary [TS]

00:52:14   data I feel like that too but I blame [TS]

00:52:17   you for what's mine because I don't know [TS]

00:52:19   if you engaged more with the story and [TS]

00:52:22   helped me along and we're like saying [TS]

00:52:23   are really will happen next and I hadn't [TS]

00:52:25   happened like if you asked any questions [TS]

00:52:28   and had any level of engagement I [TS]

00:52:30   wouldn't always be left hanging at the [TS]

00:52:31   end of the time like and then the [TS]

00:52:33   teamwork but I can feel it too i'm like [TS]

00:52:36   sinking in my grave ask me a question [TS]

00:52:38   like to interact just missing the [TS]

00:52:40   direction i just need a little bit i [TS]

00:52:43   continued on that but you're like nuff [TS]

00:52:46   i'm giving you nothing right you're [TS]

00:52:48   drowning on your own but it's always the [TS]

00:52:50   same thing you're always talking about [TS]

00:52:51   the people or like something like I have [TS]

00:52:53   I have no question that you could say [TS]

00:52:54   are really tom brady hoke hey what does [TS]

00:52:56   he look like but what position is my way [TS]

00:52:58   who cares where was the superbowl play [TS]

00:53:00   my position does he play [TS]

00:53:02   you could tell me he plays quarter [TS]

00:53:03   chicken and I would just believe you [TS]

00:53:04   like I don't know what the players play [TS]

00:53:06   like I have no idea what these things [TS]

00:53:07   are wise Tom Brady so good how much [TS]

00:53:10   Stephanie one really likes you just ask [TS]

00:53:13   me anything because you're working with [TS]

00:53:14   that you're continuing to go down a path [TS]

00:53:16   of meaningless answers like all I'm [TS]

00:53:19   gonna do is extend the shaggy dog story [TS]

00:53:21   further about like like oh oh you know [TS]

00:53:23   his mother is from Germany right she [TS]

00:53:26   emigrated like our guy [TS]

00:53:27   it's like you're just go on and on and [TS]

00:53:29   applications work I do that all the time [TS]

00:53:31   when I meet people who do things that I [TS]

00:53:33   know nothing about and I just ask some [TS]

00:53:35   questions about it and like if I made [TS]

00:53:37   the world expert on ants I just ask them [TS]

00:53:40   all sorts of questions and eventually [TS]

00:53:41   just stumble over interesting totally [TS]

00:53:43   different thing I can conceptualize that [TS]

00:53:45   like these things to ask about the thing [TS]

00:53:47   with sports it's very hard i do have one [TS]

00:53:49   question that which we did blow hand [TS]

00:53:51   which is you saying that the sport is [TS]

00:53:52   one by centimeters and what I want to [TS]

00:53:55   know is does football have actual [TS]

00:53:58   cameras that they used to do replays so [TS]

00:54:00   that they can see [TS]

00:54:02   yes this was in or yes this without as [TS]

00:54:04   opposed to some sports that still rely [TS]

00:54:05   on a human to make a call at the ladder [TS]

00:54:07   again which seems stupid to me [TS]

00:54:09   well there you go you asked a question [TS]

00:54:11   and bless you great there's an [TS]

00:54:14   interesting answer for me to share with [TS]

00:54:15   you about it right because this is the [TS]

00:54:17   only question of any interest there [TS]

00:54:18   can't possibly be that was like and I [TS]

00:54:20   found it I valid you like a diamond [TS]

00:54:23   right that no I rentals pile of rubble [TS]

00:54:26   what's more likely that you found all [TS]

00:54:27   that all questions are interesting that [TS]

00:54:29   i found it but i think it in this is [TS]

00:54:31   applying it [TS]

00:54:32   yes American football does use video [TS]

00:54:35   replays extensively I think even though [TS]

00:54:37   it doesn't always settle things it does [TS]

00:54:40   help considerably but what was [TS]

00:54:41   interesting was this game went to [TS]

00:54:43   overtime and it was a situation where [TS]

00:54:45   like first touchdown wins [TS]

00:54:48   there's a few more subtleties to it than [TS]

00:54:50   that but I'm not gonna bore you anymore [TS]

00:54:51   first touchdown wins new england got [TS]

00:54:54   this touchdown but what happened was the [TS]

00:54:56   guy like reached out to do the touchdown [TS]

00:54:58   over the line and he had to have not [TS]

00:55:01   like you know grounded his new whatever [TS]

00:55:02   and being on the ground before he did it [TS]

00:55:04   so it was a really fine cut did he make [TS]

00:55:06   or not so the referee on the field cold [TS]

00:55:09   as a touchdown to his eye he said it was [TS]

00:55:11   a touchdown [TS]

00:55:12   but we're going up to the TV hmm but [TS]

00:55:15   before the TV people had decided the New [TS]

00:55:18   England players were running around [TS]

00:55:19   celebrating everyone ran on the field [TS]

00:55:22   and celebrated so the guy that was in [TS]

00:55:24   charge of confetti obviously press the [TS]

00:55:26   button and add tons and tons and tons of [TS]

00:55:31   confetti started raining down on the [TS]

00:55:33   stadium and all over the field and the [TS]

00:55:34   players so if the guy watching the final [TS]

00:55:37   TV replay headlight looked at that and [TS]

00:55:39   decided actually you know what I think [TS]

00:55:41   that's not a touchdown [TS]

00:55:42   I have no idea what they would have done [TS]

00:55:44   because they had completely trashed the [TS]

00:55:47   stadium [TS]

00:55:48   I don't know what they've had to sweep [TS]

00:55:49   it all off the field and spend an hour [TS]

00:55:51   and then start playing again so in the [TS]

00:55:53   end I think the TV guy must have just [TS]

00:55:55   said no matter what I have to do that is [TS]

00:55:56   attached to him because we can't play on [TS]

00:55:58   the field anymore [TS]

00:55:59   that's not the way that works you have [TS]

00:56:00   to have an hour of watching the team [TS]

00:56:02   sadly pack their own confetti back in [TS]

00:56:04   the confetti cannons right that's what [TS]

00:56:05   you mean I would like no no right you [TS]

00:56:09   guys celebrated too soon this is not how [TS]

00:56:11   this works and now but now you're goin [TS]

00:56:14   to pack all of that confetti back in [TS]

00:56:16   those confetti cannons buddy this is [TS]

00:56:18   what you're gonna have to do you don't [TS]

00:56:19   get to celebrate before we made it [TS]

00:56:20   official [TS]

00:56:21   you know you have to call it you have to [TS]

00:56:22   take it back you know what more stories [TS]

00:56:24   are popping into my head that's what i [TS]

00:56:25   could tell you now but I won't let me [TS]

00:56:27   ask you one more thing about super bowl [TS]

00:56:28   in general though [TS]

00:56:29   ok this was super bowl 51 and as you [TS]

00:56:32   might know when they named the Super [TS]

00:56:34   Bowls and they make the official logo [TS]

00:56:35   for each one teach one has its own they [TS]

00:56:37   go they use Roman numerals [TS]

00:56:39   ok this is an interesting thing about [TS]

00:56:40   this yes so you know this so this is [TS]

00:56:43   used with the ball [TS]

00:56:44   li 451 but what they did was for Super [TS]

00:56:48   Bowl 50 they broke with that so when you [TS]

00:56:50   go through and look at all the logos [TS]

00:56:51   it's like 50 but the one before [TS]

00:56:55   is Roman newrose it's like xlix and the [TS]

00:56:58   one after is Li and that must really [TS]

00:57:01   really annoy you know anal people when [TS]

00:57:03   they look at the list of Super Bowls and [TS]

00:57:04   just one of them is not in roman [TS]

00:57:06   numerals this did cross my radar as a [TS]

00:57:09   thing some point so this crosses your [TS]

00:57:10   radar [TS]

00:57:11   yeah because this is interesting and [TS]

00:57:13   again it's like oh it's not some like [TS]

00:57:14   person with his thing it's like oh it's [TS]

00:57:17   a question about the system and a [TS]

00:57:18   question about are they going to change [TS]

00:57:20   the way they do the numbering from the [TS]

00:57:22   roman numeral system to regular numbers [TS]

00:57:25   it is interesting [TS]

00:57:26   right it is interesting it's also it's [TS]

00:57:28   not obvious time to do it because [TS]

00:57:29   there's no way to make it not look dumb [TS]

00:57:32   if you just say Super Bowl L I think [TS]

00:57:35   sleep about Li looks dumb if it hasn't [TS]

00:57:38   got xn it's not cool in my opinion [TS]

00:57:40   yeah that's sure everybody knows x is [TS]

00:57:41   the coolest letter there's no doubt [TS]

00:57:42   about that right just like nobody can be [TS]

00:57:44   as cool as X are great i just had a [TS]

00:57:47   really good idea what let's number this [TS]

00:57:49   episode with Roman numerals Brady I [TS]

00:57:51   would never do that kind of thing I take [TS]

00:57:53   the consistency of the metadata and the [TS]

00:57:56   filenames I take it very seriously that [TS]

00:57:59   would never do such a thing you know if [TS]

00:58:01   it happened by some kind of madness it [TS]

00:58:03   must have been a bug in the system or [TS]

00:58:05   something fairies person renamed it I [TS]

00:58:08   would never do that you know me Brady [TS]

00:58:10   right obviously i am i am an OCD kind of [TS]

00:58:13   guy and so I have to make sure that [TS]

00:58:14   everything is the same all the time [TS]

00:58:16   right that's what people know about me [TS]

00:58:18   so now I'm not going to name this [TS]

00:58:19   episode or whatever it is i can tell you [TS]

00:58:23   it's LX ex VII a really good-looking one [TS]

00:58:27   and it's really big [TS]

00:58:28   I would never do that Brady it's not [TS]

00:58:29   gonna happen thank you for not doing [TS]

00:58:31   that yes I know how much that would [TS]

00:58:32   annoy people [TS]

00:58:33   yeah glad you didn't look that was just [TS]

00:58:35   number for you again great LOL XX VII [TS]

00:58:38   interesting piece of trivia but not i [TS]

00:58:41   don't need to write that down looking at [TS]

00:58:42   relevant do you think they should have [TS]

00:58:44   abandoned Roman numerals from 50 and 51 [TS]

00:58:47   52 what you'd like they've gone back to [TS]

00:58:49   it i like consistency in the thing i [TS]

00:58:50   think if we go with the Roman numerals [TS]

00:58:52   you should own Super Bowl L even though [TS]

00:58:55   it looks down i think if you're not [TS]

00:58:56   gonna do that is totally fine to change [TS]

00:58:58   50 is a reasonable time to change to use [TS]

00:59:00   regular numbers but going to the number [TS]

00:59:03   5450 and then back to roman numerals [TS]

00:59:05   that's the worst of everything so big [TS]

00:59:07   thumbs down to the Super Bowl committee [TS]

00:59:11   or whoever's in charge of these things I [TS]

00:59:13   mentions the NFL but yeah I'm sorry at [TS]

00:59:16   the NFL [TS]

00:59:17   what's your vote on everything do you [TS]

00:59:18   think they should have stuck with Roman [TS]

00:59:20   numerals they should have had the [TS]

00:59:21   courage of their convictions to go over [TS]

00:59:22   Super Bowl L who I can see why the [TS]

00:59:25   marketing people didn't allow and [TS]

00:59:26   insisted on 50 little thing I don't [TS]

00:59:28   understand is why they then accepted li [TS]

00:59:30   which looks just as lame if not more [TS]

00:59:33   lame superbowl league [TS]

00:59:35   I don't know how fouls work [TS]

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01:02:36   like that everybody get youtube today [TS]

01:02:38   no and the online world so whenever they [TS]

01:02:40   do report some things happening in [TS]

01:02:42   youtube I feel a bit like they've just [TS]

01:02:43   like your grandpa who's just learning [TS]

01:02:46   about YouTube for the first time and [TS]

01:02:47   that there's lots of subtleties they [TS]

01:02:48   don't understand [TS]

01:02:50   so there's all these stories that i saw [TS]

01:02:52   in the newspaper today I think it must [TS]

01:02:53   have been the times because that's the [TS]

01:02:55   1i have sitting down on the kitchen [TS]

01:02:57   table [TS]

01:02:58   it is an interesting story but i just [TS]

01:03:01   think they getting a little bit the [TS]

01:03:02   wrong end of the stick or they're being [TS]

01:03:04   a bit unfair basically the story is [TS]

01:03:06   about how British companies or companies [TS]

01:03:09   in general as supporting extremist [TS]

01:03:13   organizations like terrorists and all [TS]

01:03:15   that sort of stuff and Isis or even the [TS]

01:03:18   production of like pornographic material [TS]

01:03:20   oh my by advertising on their videos and [TS]

01:03:23   in a nutshell what's happened is [TS]

01:03:26   obviously you know allowed to put like [TS]

01:03:29   terrorism and extremist stuff on YouTube [TS]

01:03:31   but some stuff does get through em and [TS]

01:03:33   some of that stuff is magnetized and [TS]

01:03:35   then automatic adsense ads appear on [TS]

01:03:38   those videos so they've got all these [TS]

01:03:40   screen grabs of like Isis terrorists [TS]

01:03:42   video people with like mercedes-benz add [TS]

01:03:46   popping up down the bottom so all of a [TS]

01:03:48   sudden mercedes-benz is like pouring [TS]

01:03:50   money into supporting extremists and [TS]

01:03:53   terrorists and they do point out like [TS]

01:03:55   you know it's like inadvertent but the [TS]

01:03:57   thrust of the story is that advertising [TS]

01:04:00   money is going to support all these [TS]

01:04:01   extremists videos and that and i was [TS]

01:04:03   looking at the article and I was [TS]

01:04:04   thinking [TS]

01:04:05   this is a bit unfair and they're not [TS]

01:04:08   really understanding what's going on and [TS]

01:04:10   what the problem is and what needs [TS]

01:04:11   fixing and also that it's not that big a [TS]

01:04:13   problem [TS]

01:04:13   yea even a word like pouring money into [TS]

01:04:16   it's like have you seen Adsense ad rates [TS]

01:04:18   yeah newspaper her yeah yeah unless that [TS]

01:04:22   is channel has two million subscribers [TS]

01:04:24   800 million views and integrate with [TS]

01:04:27   audible little bit better money like [TS]

01:04:31   they're not getting plane tickets to [TS]

01:04:32   America [TS]

01:04:32   this message was not a happy for think [TS]

01:04:34   like I don't think you understand this [TS]

01:04:36   is not a super bowl commercial that [TS]

01:04:38   mercedes-benz has purchased on a [TS]

01:04:40   terrorist youtube channel it seemed like [TS]

01:04:43   an easy story and low-hanging fruit and [TS]

01:04:46   if you're telling the story to someone [TS]

01:04:47   who doesn't understand [TS]

01:04:49   youtube and it's being told by people [TS]

01:04:51   who don't understand youtube I can see [TS]

01:04:52   how they're getting themselves into a [TS]

01:04:54   great tease about it was the front page [TS]

01:04:55   of the newspaper and stuff you know [TS]

01:04:57   company money supporting extremist [TS]

01:04:59   organizations but i think it was rather [TS]

01:05:03   misleading you always trying to get me [TS]

01:05:04   to pay more attention to the news Brady [TS]

01:05:06   but every time you bring up a new story [TS]

01:05:08   just sounds dumber and dumber [TS]

01:05:10   it's like this nothing thing was the [TS]

01:05:12   front page story in the newspaper it's [TS]

01:05:15   just like wow okay that seems like an [TS]

01:05:17   excellent thing to pay time and [TS]

01:05:19   attention to its good to know what other [TS]

01:05:21   people are talking about what other [TS]

01:05:22   people oh okay so it's not that the news [TS]

01:05:25   is intrinsically beneficial is just [TS]

01:05:27   important to know what other people [TS]

01:05:29   might be hearing about a thing to both [TS]

01:05:32   anyway I thought it was interesting you [TS]

01:05:34   know I think anybody who's even slightly [TS]

01:05:36   internet-savvy understand that the ads [TS]

01:05:38   just appear before stuff they have [TS]

01:05:41   nothing at all to do with the thing [TS]

01:05:45   itself it's like I don't even have the [TS]

01:05:46   slightest idea that what ads people see [TS]

01:05:48   on my youtube videos it's like okay like [TS]

01:05:50   if you could control it would you take [TS]

01:05:52   those range which you'd like to have [TS]

01:05:53   more control over who is allowed to [TS]

01:05:56   advertise on your videos [TS]

01:05:57   oh god no please no I would actively [TS]

01:05:59   reject that kind of feel like I don't [TS]

01:06:01   want anything to do with this [TS]

01:06:02   let this be somebody else's problem I [TS]

01:06:04   don't have to decide like with this kind [TS]

01:06:06   of added easier is not appropriate on [TS]

01:06:07   the YouTube channel there was a box that [TS]

01:06:09   said at election time the political [TS]

01:06:11   parties can or cannot advertise at the [TS]

01:06:13   start of my videos you don't want that [TS]

01:06:15   option i mean i would definitely have [TS]

01:06:17   that option our pictures taken [TS]

01:06:19   they notice above in revenue when there [TS]

01:06:20   are elections on my youtube okay and [TS]

01:06:23   that is no joke like I can point out [TS]

01:06:26   when the UK election occurred and when [TS]

01:06:28   the brakes vote occurred by my adsense [TS]

01:06:30   charts inconsistent this it is quite [TS]

01:06:33   remarkable so i would definitely leave [TS]

01:06:35   those on [TS]

01:06:36   I actually do think somewhere in the [TS]

01:06:39   bowels of YouTube there is an option to [TS]

01:06:42   specify do not have certain kinds of ads [TS]

01:06:44   show I think that once existed but i'm [TS]

01:06:46   not sure if it still does [TS]

01:06:48   if it does it's buried because I once [TS]

01:06:50   used it i mean have you got any [TS]

01:06:51   principles like if of course I'm not [TS]

01:06:54   saying you're an unprincipled person but [TS]

01:06:55   when it comes to like the advert I don't [TS]

01:06:57   think that's clearly what you're saying [TS]

01:06:58   like can you envisage any kind of [TS]

01:07:01   organization that could conceivably [TS]

01:07:04   advertise on youtube you not wanting [TS]

01:07:08   them are to be on your videos that you [TS]

01:07:10   not wanting them to benefit from the [TS]

01:07:12   exposure your video has created i'm [TS]

01:07:14   trying to think of an example but it's [TS]

01:07:16   really hard [TS]

01:07:17   here's the reason why i think it's hard [TS]

01:07:18   especially because of the details that [TS]

01:07:21   matter it's a news story about how the [TS]

01:07:22   advertising is done on youtube which is [TS]

01:07:25   that it's an auction if you can imagine [TS]

01:07:27   a scenario where say some terrorist [TS]

01:07:29   recruiting network is putting up [TS]

01:07:30   recruitment ads on YouTube [TS]

01:07:32   I just can't conceive of any scenario [TS]

01:07:35   where they could possibly win the [TS]

01:07:38   instantaneous auction that takes place [TS]

01:07:40   for which ad is going to be the ad that [TS]

01:07:43   shows on a YouTube video they're just [TS]

01:07:45   economics working against the worst of [TS]

01:07:48   the worst advertisers because it's not [TS]

01:07:50   going to be roi positive i'm talking [TS]

01:07:52   about like a big rich lucky I like arms [TS]

01:07:54   dealers or something about that people [TS]

01:07:56   that do you have money but they have [TS]

01:07:58   their money through means that you might [TS]

01:08:00   not think appropriate but what are the [TS]

01:08:02   arms dealers trying to sell on youtube [TS]

01:08:04   this is the problem right it's a mass [TS]

01:08:05   audience kind of thing and so I just [TS]

01:08:08   feel like okay some arms dealer who were [TS]

01:08:11   they selling to [TS]

01:08:12   I wonder in America are their gun [TS]

01:08:13   commercials on youtube if you're if [TS]

01:08:15   you're watching a YouTube video in Texas [TS]

01:08:17   will be advertisements for guns I don't [TS]

01:08:19   know I don't know how that works i've [TS]

01:08:20   never seen one in the UK but I think [TS]

01:08:23   someone who is trying to sell weapons in [TS]

01:08:25   the united kingdom is not going to have [TS]

01:08:27   an roi positive campaign on their [TS]

01:08:29   YouTube spending money there is one good [TS]

01:08:32   thing that [TS]

01:08:32   could come of the times article and i'm [TS]

01:08:36   not saying this justifies them having a [TS]

01:08:38   half-baked article or whatever [TS]

01:08:39   I'm not passing judgment but this is a [TS]

01:08:42   side effect which I think could come [TS]

01:08:43   about and that is when these companies [TS]

01:08:46   mercedes-benz is the one I can remember [TS]

01:08:48   but there were some other ones named as [TS]

01:08:50   suddenly on the front page of the times [TS]

01:08:52   being associated with advertising on [TS]

01:08:54   Isis videos right in a deeply unfair way [TS]

01:08:57   got it in a deeply unfair way but also [TS]

01:08:59   accurate you know their point zero zero [TS]

01:09:01   zero zero one of the Senate did go to [TS]

01:09:03   the person who uploaded that video it's [TS]

01:09:05   technically correct yeah but what I'm [TS]

01:09:08   saying is what that does do is it [TS]

01:09:09   creates incredible pressure on YouTube [TS]

01:09:13   itself to get us back together with the [TS]

01:09:16   way they're filtering content that [TS]

01:09:18   shouldn't be on the platform so suddenly [TS]

01:09:20   the people who are in charge of making [TS]

01:09:22   sure you know terrorism videos don't [TS]

01:09:25   sneak through the gaps suddenly have a [TS]

01:09:27   lot more pressure leaning on them [TS]

01:09:29   because if you and I complain about it [TS]

01:09:30   they don't care but if the big companies [TS]

01:09:33   with their advertising budgets start [TS]

01:09:34   saying what the hell's going on [TS]

01:09:36   we're gonna pull all our ads from [TS]

01:09:38   YouTube until you sort this out because [TS]

01:09:40   we don't wanna be on the front page of [TS]

01:09:41   the times again it does bring great [TS]

01:09:43   pressure to bear [TS]

01:09:45   nothing puts pressure on youtube more [TS]

01:09:47   than the advertisers being upset we [TS]

01:09:50   creators can complain until the cows [TS]

01:09:52   come home but if the person who spends [TS]

01:09:54   mercedes-benz advertising budget picks [TS]

01:09:56   up the phone and says what are you gonna [TS]

01:09:58   do about these terrorism videos that [TS]

01:10:00   keep popping up suddenly it's like all [TS]

01:10:02   hands to the pump [TS]

01:10:03   yeah it's a nice theoretical story that [TS]

01:10:06   you have there I would wonder if [TS]

01:10:09   Mercedes does call it seems like YouTube [TS]

01:10:11   is pretty serious about doing the best [TS]

01:10:12   they can to keep the really horrible [TS]

01:10:15   content off of youtube like that the one [TS]

01:10:17   actual use of the report button and of [TS]

01:10:20   course the army of YouTube heroes who I [TS]

01:10:22   presume are working for YouTube now I [TS]

01:10:24   don't know how that programs working out [TS]

01:10:25   haven't heard much about that since it [TS]

01:10:28   originally was launched the advertisers [TS]

01:10:31   are the actual customer and source of [TS]

01:10:35   money for YouTube is it's not a bad [TS]

01:10:37   thing like as an institution that has to [TS]

01:10:40   be one of their primary concerns is [TS]

01:10:43   making sure that the advertisers are [TS]

01:10:45   happy [TS]

01:10:45   I would love to know but i'm not exactly [TS]

01:10:48   sure that a newspaper article in The [TS]

01:10:50   Times is going to one have a company [TS]

01:10:54   called YouTube to exert pressure and to [TS]

01:10:57   result in an actual real internal change [TS]

01:11:01   in YouTube wasn't going to occur any way [TS]

01:11:04   or that isn't already being done i don't [TS]

01:11:06   agree with you [TS]

01:11:06   ok one article may be but the general [TS]

01:11:10   principle is that once like traditional [TS]

01:11:13   media like you know that politicians and [TS]

01:11:15   vulnerable read they do create pressures [TS]

01:11:17   that people like you and making planning [TS]

01:11:19   on youtube don't create but i think it [TS]

01:11:22   does work i mean there's a practical [TS]

01:11:24   example and again this wasn't one [TS]

01:11:25   article it was a series of articles but [TS]

01:11:28   you look at the I'm sorry to talk about [TS]

01:11:30   sport but I promise it'll be quick [TS]

01:11:32   the guy who is in charge of favor of the [TS]

01:11:34   people that run soccer was really [TS]

01:11:37   corrupt but no one could get rid of him [TS]

01:11:39   like he wasn't moving no matter what was [TS]

01:11:41   said know what was done like he had [TS]

01:11:43   support from all the people who need [TS]

01:11:44   support from he couldn't be removed from [TS]

01:11:46   the presidency and as soon as two or [TS]

01:11:49   three of the big companies that [TS]

01:11:51   advertise with feel like they're big [TS]

01:11:53   corporate sponsors worth you know [TS]

01:11:55   billions and billions of dollars started [TS]

01:11:57   saying we just can't be associated with [TS]

01:11:59   four anymore all of this bad publicity [TS]

01:12:01   is just so bad for our brand [TS]

01:12:03   we're pulling a sponsorship the [TS]

01:12:05   president was gone within a few weeks [TS]

01:12:06   when advertisers start feeling like [TS]

01:12:10   their brand is being damaged and they [TS]

01:12:13   pull away from something that's when [TS]

01:12:15   action happens and even though [TS]

01:12:17   mercedes-benz have done nothing wrong [TS]

01:12:19   their brand is being damaged by being [TS]

01:12:22   seen on like a terrorism video on the [TS]

01:12:24   front page of the newspaper that does [TS]

01:12:27   create change i made this one article [TS]

01:12:29   you know it's one article and we might [TS]

01:12:31   shake it off but this sort of thing is [TS]

01:12:34   what does create change [TS]

01:12:35   I know what you're saying here but i [TS]

01:12:36   just think these are done comparing [TS]

01:12:38   below situations because YouTube already [TS]

01:12:42   has an incredible motivation to do [TS]

01:12:44   everything that it can to keep [TS]

01:12:46   extremists content off of its Channel [TS]

01:12:48   right whereas the fifa as an [TS]

01:12:51   organization does not have an incredible [TS]

01:12:54   desire to keep itself squeaky clean all [TS]

01:12:57   the time [TS]

01:12:58   in fact it has the reverse I think [TS]

01:13:00   there's a different scenario i think [TS]

01:13:02   you're wrong i think you're wrong i [TS]

01:13:03   think YouTube's incentive to keep bad [TS]

01:13:06   material off the platform only extends [TS]

01:13:09   as far as how they can handle the bad [TS]

01:13:11   publicity and the flak and the loss of [TS]

01:13:14   advertising and the criticism [TS]

01:13:15   other than that why would they care and [TS]

01:13:18   of course they can put mechanisms in [TS]

01:13:19   place but it's like the tombstone [TS]

01:13:21   imperative with planes you know how much [TS]

01:13:22   to aircraft company spent on safety of [TS]

01:13:24   planes you know they measure that [TS]

01:13:26   against how much they can get sued by [TS]

01:13:28   people dying in a crash course it's the [TS]

01:13:30   same with YouTube how much are they [TS]

01:13:31   going to invest in keeping the platform [TS]

01:13:34   clear of bad content is directly [TS]

01:13:36   proportional to how their relationship [TS]

01:13:38   is going to be affected with advertisers [TS]

01:13:41   and bad publicity and things like that [TS]

01:13:42   and the more bad publicity and attracts [TS]

01:13:45   and the more pushback they get from [TS]

01:13:47   advertisers the more they're going to [TS]

01:13:49   invest in keeping the platform claim [TS]

01:13:51   don't want my argument here is not like [TS]

01:13:53   YouTube the people are better and they [TS]

01:13:55   care about a thing i'm just looking at [TS]

01:13:57   the incentives and I think YouTube has a [TS]

01:14:00   real incentive to keep this stuff off [TS]

01:14:02   the platform because every video has the [TS]

01:14:05   potential to be a viral video right [TS]

01:14:08   instantly they want to shut that down as [TS]

01:14:11   much and as fast as possible because it [TS]

01:14:13   damages the YouTube brand if there's [TS]

01:14:14   some like horrible terrorist video on [TS]

01:14:16   the channel [TS]

01:14:17   I'm just saying like I think they [TS]

01:14:19   probably already have as big of an [TS]

01:14:21   incentive as they possibly can to try to [TS]

01:14:24   keep that stuff off not as big as they [TS]

01:14:26   possibly can because you know at the [TS]

01:14:28   moment they're using these volunteer [TS]

01:14:30   heroes instead of employing people to do [TS]

01:14:32   certain things yeah I'm not criticizing [TS]

01:14:34   youtube for a flood of extremists videos [TS]

01:14:37   I've never seen the streams video that [TS]

01:14:38   you this is all like a theoretical [TS]

01:14:40   discussion because I've never seen [TS]

01:14:41   anything like this on youtube but you [TS]

01:14:42   know I don't think YouTube is pouring [TS]

01:14:45   all the resources it could pour into [TS]

01:14:47   certain things to improve the platform [TS]

01:14:49   and what I'm saying is it will only [TS]

01:14:51   improve things on the platform [TS]

01:14:53   freebooting is another example of the [TS]

01:14:55   other that the Creator is complaining [TS]

01:14:56   about what they care about much less [TS]

01:14:58   yeah and that's my point [TS]

01:15:00   they won't fix anything until it has an [TS]

01:15:03   advertising implication i think the best [TS]

01:15:05   action you can take against freebooting [TS]

01:15:07   and I've said this before but I sort of [TS]

01:15:09   SAT quietly when you have a video free [TS]

01:15:11   be too [TS]

01:15:12   and then there's an advertisement on it [TS]

01:15:13   for a toothpaste company on the [TS]

01:15:15   freebooters version the best thing you [TS]

01:15:17   should do is make a whole bunch of new [TS]

01:15:20   ways to the toothpaste company and say [TS]

01:15:22   hey toothpaste company you just [TS]

01:15:24   advertised on a stolen video that was my [TS]

01:15:26   video can i have the advertising place [TS]

01:15:28   you should be compensating may not the [TS]

01:15:30   person who you know and get up in the [TS]

01:15:32   face of the toothpaste company and the [TS]

01:15:34   toothpaste companies like what the hell [TS]

01:15:36   what's going on we got no idea what [TS]

01:15:37   you're talking about [TS]

01:15:38   they contact YouTube and so what's this [TS]

01:15:40   person making all this noise about like [TS]

01:15:42   i just bought some advertising off you [TS]

01:15:43   have no idea what you put on someone's [TS]

01:15:45   complaining that i owe the money because [TS]

01:15:48   i've advertised on their video and that [TS]

01:15:50   is what's gonna make a youtube say [TS]

01:15:52   bloody hell we need to sort out this [TS]

01:15:54   copyright situation it's not going to be [TS]

01:15:56   creators complaining it's going to be [TS]

01:15:58   advertised as saying we're getting flack [TS]

01:16:00   about this now what are we supposed to [TS]

01:16:02   do and then you choose gonna say are we [TS]

01:16:04   gonna shut this up now [TS]

01:16:05   ok let's get serious about freebooting [TS]

01:16:08   i'm curious it have you actually done [TS]

01:16:09   that at any point i think i have once or [TS]

01:16:12   twice I have trivially done [TS]

01:16:13   don't talk yourself up too much they're [TS]

01:16:15   really i haven't done that like as a [TS]

01:16:17   campaign and like you know [TS]

01:16:18   systematically done it but i have [TS]

01:16:20   discussed it with some of my friends so [TS]

01:16:21   I just don't want to get involved in [TS]

01:16:22   like that big a mess but i think that's [TS]

01:16:24   the mess that would fix rebooting I [TS]

01:16:27   think the thing that will fix for able [TS]

01:16:28   to use it every time we see a free beta [TS]

01:16:30   video we make a note of whose advertised [TS]

01:16:32   on it and contact those companies and [TS]

01:16:34   say your money has gone to this person [TS]

01:16:37   for a video they didn't create I created [TS]

01:16:39   that I think I should have that money [TS]

01:16:41   and see what they say and of course [TS]

01:16:44   you're never gonna get that money but it [TS]

01:16:45   is gonna make them go indirectly through [TS]

01:16:47   their advertising companies to youtube [TS]

01:16:49   and say what the hell's going on man [TS]

01:16:51   we're getting all this flak on twitter [TS]

01:16:53   we get all this noise is being made [TS]

01:16:55   we're being made to look bad because [TS]

01:16:56   apparently we're advertising on stolen [TS]

01:16:58   videos we don't even know what this is [TS]

01:17:00   about [TS]

01:17:00   I've never even heard the word [TS]

01:17:01   freebooting can you just make this [TS]

01:17:03   problem go away please we're going to [TS]

01:17:04   stop advertising on youtube then you too [TS]

01:17:07   will say oh god all right [TS]

01:17:09   yep guys let's fix very building well I [TS]

01:17:13   look forward to a front-page times [TS]

01:17:15   article about it's easy company's [TS]

01:17:18   advertising on evil freebooting channels [TS]

01:17:20   it's kind of the same thing isn't it [TS]

01:17:23   just replace extremists content with [TS]

01:17:24   rebooted gone [TS]

01:17:25   yeah it's just not quite sexy for the [TS]

01:17:27   newspaper yeah but instead of the times [TS]

01:17:32   making the noise it has to be maybe yes [TS]

01:17:33   but can we make enough noise [TS]

01:17:36   probably not yeah real fatalistic in the [TS]

01:17:39   end there Brady here all rah-rah and [TS]

01:17:43   then sad deflated balloon [TS]

01:17:46   well I did I have ideas but i don't want [TS]

01:17:49   to execute them because I just don't [TS]

01:17:50   want to get involved in the mess [TS]

01:17:51   sometimes yeah it's a good thing to keep [TS]

01:17:53   in mind sometimes some ideas are very [TS]

01:17:56   messy to execute and you you're better [TS]

01:17:59   off just forgetting about them [TS]

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01:19:22   Squarespace is there for you so listen I [TS]

01:19:25   know there's something in your head [TS]

01:19:27   right now that you're thinking I'd like [TS]

01:19:28   to make a website for that [TS]

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01:19:45   Squarespace is what I used to host the [TS]

01:19:47   hello Internet podcast and is what you [TS]

01:19:50   should use to make your next project so [TS]

01:19:53   make your next move with a beautiful [TS]

01:19:55   website from Squarespace can I give you [TS]

01:19:59   a couple of listening emails to lighten [TS]

01:20:00   the mode please go ahead breathing now [TS]

01:20:03   this is a funny one [TS]

01:20:05   this stick with me this came from [TS]

01:20:07   someone whose name I don't know and they [TS]

01:20:09   were going for like a job interview at a [TS]

01:20:11   graduate recruitment type thing [TS]

01:20:14   here we go you seem to like team stories [TS]

01:20:17   so I have one from today I went to an [TS]

01:20:20   interview and for whatever reason we had [TS]

01:20:22   to choose someone famous that we liked [TS]

01:20:24   and I chose gray for various reasons [TS]

01:20:27   brackets I bet he'd hate that is true [TS]

01:20:30   but i had to speak a bit about him and [TS]

01:20:32   as I did someone at the interview asked [TS]

01:20:35   me if I was a tim i was shocked to find [TS]

01:20:39   a team in the most unlikely of settings [TS]

01:20:41   and we spoke a bit about the podcast and [TS]

01:20:42   stuff and it was nice confirmed we're on [TS]

01:20:45   the same side of the flag debate as a [TS]

01:20:47   top priority course [TS]

01:20:48   ok so this is a nice start he's chosen [TS]

01:20:52   you as his famous person in the [TS]

01:20:53   interview and he's made up the snap but [TS]

01:20:55   then it continues what I didn't know in [TS]

01:20:58   picking cgpgrey though is that we were [TS]

01:21:01   then given a task we had to pretend to [TS]

01:21:04   be that person and imagine that you and [TS]

01:21:07   for others in your group these other [TS]

01:21:09   people who are doing the interview were [TS]

01:21:10   on a boat the boat is going to sink [TS]

01:21:13   unless two people get off and we had to [TS]

01:21:16   decide who to kick out of the boat [TS]

01:21:18   everybody for their corner but when it [TS]

01:21:21   came to my turn I thought the most great [TS]

01:21:24   thing to do would be to respond by [TS]

01:21:26   saying let's just leave it to chance [TS]

01:21:27   since we can't rank human life so easily [TS]

01:21:30   ultimately nobody else agreed and cgp [TS]

01:21:35   was kicked off the boat along with [TS]

01:21:36   another sportsman while Michelle Obama [TS]

01:21:38   and someone i can't recall another [TS]

01:21:40   sportsman was saved so by trying to [TS]

01:21:43   channel you gray he got himself kicked [TS]

01:21:46   off the boat and died [TS]

01:21:47   what kind of interview was this i don't [TS]

01:21:49   know it sounds like you know that's the [TS]

01:21:50   kind of stuff people do these days is [TS]

01:21:52   this [TS]

01:21:52   standard operating procedure a job [TS]

01:21:54   interviews it does happen sometimes [TS]

01:21:55   that's how they can assess how you work [TS]

01:21:57   in teams and groups i had a funny story [TS]

01:21:59   like this I'll come to that in a minute [TS]

01:22:00   but first of all the things that this [TS]

01:22:02   team wants to know after he failed in [TS]

01:22:04   this he didn't get the job by the way [TS]

01:22:06   either but that's another thing what he [TS]

01:22:08   wants to know is did he act correctly by [TS]

01:22:10   gray how would gra react to this [TS]

01:22:13   did he do the right thing when he was [TS]

01:22:14   asked to fight his corner on the boat [TS]

01:22:16   when they were deciding whether these [TS]

01:22:18   two sports players michelle obama [TS]

01:22:20   cgpgrey you know what two should be [TS]

01:22:22   kicked off did he play it right [TS]

01:22:24   I know this is very hard to ask you [TS]

01:22:25   because you have the actual cgpgrey but [TS]

01:22:28   what do you think [TS]

01:22:30   well when you're laying out the scenario [TS]

01:22:32   of your boat right it's sinking [TS]

01:22:34   instantly many many details matter in [TS]

01:22:38   this hypothetical no no no okay don't [TS]

01:22:42   know don't get exact your big mr. Easter [TS]

01:22:43   Bunny isn't real now no I'm not saying [TS]

01:22:45   that these are easy running isn't real [TS]

01:22:46   but it does matter because what i want [TS]

01:22:50   to know is essentially how close is this [TS]

01:22:53   to like the zombie apocalypse scenario [TS]

01:22:56   are we in the middle of the ocean is no [TS]

01:22:59   one ever going to know what happened on [TS]

01:23:01   this boat because if we are then he's [TS]

01:23:05   totally right that i would propose like [TS]

01:23:07   let's draw straws [TS]

01:23:08   let's do this the fairway and see who [TS]

01:23:10   gets kicked off the boat but if i draw [TS]

01:23:12   the short straw i am going to literally [TS]

01:23:14   try to murder everybody else on that [TS]

01:23:16   boat before getting picked up because [TS]

01:23:17   what do I have to lose [TS]

01:23:19   what about honor what about just being [TS]

01:23:20   honorable and like dying with dignity [TS]

01:23:22   dying with dignity is for suckers right [TS]

01:23:24   I'm not doing ok [TS]

01:23:25   however however there's a medical [TS]

01:23:27   question here which is you're on a job [TS]

01:23:30   interview and somebody is asking you [TS]

01:23:32   this question about like what would this [TS]

01:23:33   person do it is like don't give that [TS]

01:23:35   answer [TS]

01:23:36   don't say oh I would murder everybody if [TS]

01:23:38   i draw the short straw is not a good [TS]

01:23:40   answer to get a job interview [TS]

01:23:41   well let me tell you what happened to my [TS]

01:23:42   job interview I had this job interview [TS]

01:23:44   for a baby same position I can you know [TS]

01:23:47   seconded for a year or so and they put [TS]

01:23:50   four of us all going for the same job [TS]

01:23:52   which is interesting in itself because [TS]

01:23:53   it already you're kind of like you're [TS]

01:23:55   with your rivals they put four of us in [TS]

01:23:57   a circle and the people interviewing us [TS]

01:23:59   like we're in the corners like just [TS]

01:24:01   watching and like taking notes [TS]

01:24:03   what happened was we were assigned like [TS]

01:24:05   big story we had to cover we had to do a [TS]

01:24:07   report on will give him the rough [TS]

01:24:09   outline of what the story was and we had [TS]

01:24:11   to like I don't know what the word is [TS]

01:24:13   but you know workshop the ideas and [TS]

01:24:14   decide how we're gonna tackle the story [TS]

01:24:16   and like as a team and everyone was [TS]

01:24:20   saying a few ideas and i stayed pretty [TS]

01:24:21   quiet and then I had what I thought was [TS]

01:24:24   a really good idea and like most of my [TS]

01:24:25   day is it was a bit out of left field [TS]

01:24:26   and i said okay everyone here's my idea [TS]

01:24:29   and I told them all like this crazy plan [TS]

01:24:32   that would cover it like this and we [TS]

01:24:33   doing this different way and would be [TS]

01:24:34   really creative and clever and they all [TS]

01:24:37   kind of is not a window yeah it's a [TS]

01:24:40   really good idea you know thanks for [TS]

01:24:41   your contribution em and then that is [TS]

01:24:43   completely ignored me and went back to [TS]

01:24:45   discussing all the old-fashioned boring [TS]

01:24:47   ways of doing that I didn't like Lou and [TS]

01:24:50   I basically just spat the dummy and I [TS]

01:24:52   was like fine i'm just a around a bunch [TS]

01:24:55   of non-creative people I can't win and I [TS]

01:24:57   just SAT there in the corner and like [TS]

01:24:59   apparently I was I learned later from [TS]

01:25:01   the people who are observing me I [TS]

01:25:03   started like fiddling my foot up and [TS]

01:25:05   down and looking irritable and I can i [TS]

01:25:07   do with quiet and stopped contributing [TS]

01:25:09   and stuff like that [TS]

01:25:11   mhm and afterwards I got the job and I [TS]

01:25:15   sort of said to the person who gave me [TS]

01:25:17   the job like uh huh and I'd like this [TS]

01:25:19   was you know a long time later when [TS]

01:25:20   talking about the interview and I said [TS]

01:25:21   why did I get the job but you know [TS]

01:25:23   because they're all much nicer than me [TS]

01:25:25   and and he said your idea was so [TS]

01:25:28   ridiculously good [TS]

01:25:29   mmm that the minute you said and all the [TS]

01:25:32   other people like ignored and didn't [TS]

01:25:33   realize it was a good idea [TS]

01:25:34   they just wrote themselves all out [TS]

01:25:36   instantly and then we just thought it [TS]

01:25:38   was funny that you set there like so [TS]

01:25:40   obviously infuriated that no one could [TS]

01:25:42   see your good idea and we just wanted to [TS]

01:25:44   employ someone had good ideas say like [TS]

01:25:48   it was to like observe at teamwork and [TS]

01:25:50   see how well we work in a team like I [TS]

01:25:52   clearly don't work well in a team and [TS]

01:25:54   showed that related care because they [TS]

01:25:55   were like no well I guess we don't [TS]

01:25:57   really want a team player just want [TS]

01:25:59   someone who's gonna have a few ideas [TS]

01:26:00   teamwork is overrated I gray light gray [TS]

01:26:03   we all know teamwork really means [TS]

01:26:05   there's one or two horses pulling eighty [TS]

01:26:08   percent of the wait [TS]

01:26:09   yeah and everybody else is in the cart [TS]

01:26:11   that's what teamwork means no [TS]

01:26:14   I want to quickly mention another [TS]

01:26:16   listener who I've ignored for too long [TS]

01:26:20   I've been meaning to bring this up for a [TS]

01:26:21   few episodes and having this person has [TS]

01:26:23   gone above and beyond the call of duty [TS]

01:26:25   so i think should get a quick mention [TS]

01:26:26   someone called nick nick says hello [TS]

01:26:30   internet was the first podcast I ever [TS]

01:26:31   listen to this started me on a journey [TS]

01:26:33   to discover my love for the medium to [TS]

01:26:36   commemorate and thank you both i decided [TS]

01:26:38   to show my true loyalty and I've gotten [TS]

01:26:41   a nail and gear tattoo I've attached the [TS]

01:26:44   image below thank you both for some [TS]

01:26:47   wonderful hours so let me show you [TS]

01:26:50   Nick's Nile and gear tattoo it's not the [TS]

01:26:55   only tattoo next on his arms you can say [TS]

01:26:57   that is a that is quite a decision it is [TS]

01:27:01   it is i feel like i don't quite want the [TS]

01:27:04   burden of that decision [TS]

01:27:06   well you didn't make its alright this [TS]

01:27:07   was done before either of us knew about [TS]

01:27:09   it yes no that's true you did make the [TS]

01:27:11   image publicly available though so i [TS]

01:27:13   think you have got some responsibility i [TS]

01:27:15   know that's not how that works at all [TS]

01:27:18   by giving the image to the people to do [TS]

01:27:19   with what they want i think is the exact [TS]

01:27:22   reverse of claiming responsibility for [TS]

01:27:24   how the images used 10 you did you not [TS]

01:27:26   responsible you enabled enabling yeah [TS]

01:27:28   yeah and I got a neighborhood that's [TS]

01:27:29   true yeah in fact that you're not gonna [TS]

01:27:33   give me to argue against that one there [TS]

01:27:34   are no maximum enabling so we've had an [TS]

01:27:37   explanation will put a picture in the [TS]

01:27:38   show notes for anyone who wants to see [TS]

01:27:40   the Nile and ghetto and maybe will also [TS]

01:27:43   link to the image in case you two want [TS]

01:27:45   to get a nail in Kyoto I wouldn't be [TS]

01:27:50   doing my job if I didn't ask you if you [TS]

01:27:52   have a tattoo [TS]

01:27:53   I mean do you need to ask good diet [TS]

01:27:55   makes it sound like I've seen you naked [TS]

01:27:57   yes I don't need to ask because i have [TS]

01:27:59   not seen you make it but yeah we were [TS]

01:28:03   real too much okay [TS]

01:28:04   of course I don't have a tattoo Brady [TS]

01:28:06   now there's no way I would ever get a [TS]

01:28:08   tattoo actually do you have a tattoo you [TS]

01:28:10   seem like a guy who would get a tattoo [TS]

01:28:11   what tattoo what I have I don't know [TS]

01:28:13   you'd have something that mattered in [TS]

01:28:17   the moment I can totally see you getting [TS]

01:28:20   a tattoo yeah it just because you walked [TS]

01:28:23   past a tattoo parlor and there was a [TS]

01:28:25   thought on your head [TS]

01:28:26   some like comic book can [TS]

01:28:28   director you liked when you were 18 and [TS]

01:28:30   we're legally old enough to get a tattoo [TS]

01:28:31   i gots something that has the life span [TS]

01:28:33   of a gnat it is the kind of thing that [TS]

01:28:36   you would have as a tattoo yeah I've got [TS]

01:28:38   one here that says the Phantom Menace is [TS]

01:28:39   gonna be awesome right yeah I love [TS]

01:28:42   beating videocassettes yeah [TS]

01:28:45   honest-to-god Brady I wouldn't be the [TS]

01:28:48   least bit surprised if you had something [TS]

01:28:49   like that on your lower back really [TS]

01:28:51   right now it's just I really wouldn't I [TS]

01:28:53   could totally see you having a tattoo [TS]

01:28:54   easily do you know i do not i'm actually [TS]

01:28:57   mildly surprised that there isn't a [TS]

01:28:58   secret pretty tattoo somewhere I'd say [TS]

01:29:01   I'm antigua really why don't i don't [TS]

01:29:04   mind other people getting it like I [TS]

01:29:05   don't think less of them yes its [TS]

01:29:07   people's bodies to do with what they [TS]

01:29:08   want [TS]

01:29:09   yeah but I just you know I'm bit of a [TS]

01:29:11   fence-sitter i'm not one to be permanent [TS]

01:29:13   and they're not to my taste [TS]

01:29:16   they're not to my aesthetic taste [TS]

01:29:18   sometimes but you know teach there i [TS]

01:29:21   mean the nail and gears a beautiful [TS]

01:29:23   design that is beautiful design [TS]

01:29:25   democratically chosen I tell you what [TS]

01:29:29   flag flag would not be a good tattoo [TS]

01:29:31   it's true and very hot very good flag [TS]

01:29:33   flag tattoo no I wouldn't like it that [TS]

01:29:36   way to someone gets a flag flag tattoo [TS]

01:29:37   i'll tell you what that's dedication to [TS]

01:29:40   the cause for the rebel scum [TS]

01:29:42   if you really love flag flag so much [TS]

01:29:44   let's see your flag flag ghettos people [TS]

01:29:47   yeah yeah go on you're playing with fire [TS]

01:29:50   here played you you're playing with [TS]

01:29:53   people live yeah that's what you're [TS]

01:29:55   doing do this era don't listen to the [TS]

01:29:59   brady people don't listen don't get a [TS]

01:30:00   flag flag tattoo artist branding [TS]

01:30:02   yourself as a loser then literally the [TS]

01:30:05   thing that I'm worried about is I can [TS]

01:30:06   imagine some Brady like person who is [TS]

01:30:08   listening to the podcast was walking [TS]

01:30:09   past a tattoo parlor right now who like [TS]

01:30:11   you could just be influenced for a [TS]

01:30:13   moment to do with things so now hang on [TS]

01:30:15   a second grade just because you came up [TS]

01:30:17   with this fantasy that I get whimsical [TS]

01:30:19   tattoos like for no apparent reason i [TS]

01:30:22   thought we'd established you were wrong [TS]

01:30:24   and i have not done this so don't say [TS]

01:30:25   that that's a brady like thing to do [TS]

01:30:28   I've never done it you haven't done it [TS]

01:30:30   I'm just simply saying that if if we [TS]

01:30:32   wait long enough and you walk past [TS]

01:30:34   enough tattoo parlors I feel like it's [TS]

01:30:36   inevitable that at some point you would [TS]

01:30:38   think it was a good enough idea to do I [TS]

01:30:40   really do [TS]

01:30:41   now next time you visit London I'm gonna [TS]

01:30:43   going to keep walking past a two-party [TS]

01:30:44   that natural gray you don't know you [TS]

01:30:46   made like go look at that look at that [TS]

01:30:48   butterfly [TS]

01:30:49   isn't it pretty that I'm a total square [TS]

01:30:51   bear how does nails you know I wouldn't [TS]

01:30:54   make a noise when it was big daddy of [TS]

01:30:55   course I'd be tough for haha now i don't [TS]

01:30:57   think it's for me but hey you know [TS]

01:30:59   tomorrow's another day [TS]