The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► it's not brain science its rocket [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► surgery this is the wizard of Mars [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► horrors of the red planet the [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► Intolerable number 341 februari 2017 [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► welcome back everybody to be [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► uncomfortable it's time again for our [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► wonderful rocket surgery where we watch [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► a very bad movie from a specific decade [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► to decade is the sixties the movie is [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► the wizard of Mars retitled later [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► horrors of the red planet from 1965 it [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► stars john carradine in the exact way [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► that he stars in several films if it as [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► a floating head who appears at the end [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► of the movie [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► I'm Jason Snelling and joining me in [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► this very if it's anything like the [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► movie boring adventure where nothing [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► happens when people get a chance to ask [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► Steve let's hello [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► yeah so this is a bad bad movie yeah [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah it's like we're kinda [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► didn't like but I'm jumping ahead just a [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► little [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► yeah I David jail or hello hello [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► I i just want to say let's just leave [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► these here they wouldn't have lasted [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► very long anyway [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► uh-huh Phil Michaels happy new year to [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► tooth [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► dude i just want to say that there is [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► nothing about this episode that is that [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► is not ill conceived in the least I [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► think I think that's probably true and [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► Monty Ashley who watched this movie a [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► few weeks ago and said oh I have some [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► bad news [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► it's super boring marty was right [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► haimanti uh-huh [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► I'm sorry I feel like somebody turn down [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► the oxygen while I was asleep but I just [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► crack your oxygen intake that'll fix our [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► sweet [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► oh dude due to its through their [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► students in here so the wizard more as [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► we may be struggling although i have [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► lots of notes I had nothing else to do [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► but right now yeah because nothing [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► happened to movie many many notes in [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► this thing because i was sure if I [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► didn't take extensive notes i would [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► immediately forget everything that [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► happened in the movie and I was right [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► i'm looking at the notes right now and I [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► have no recollection of any of this so [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► can the rantings of a mad man [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► yeah so it's a movie about astronauts [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► who crash-land on Mars and then end up [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► sort of paralleling ok the premises [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► there in hurling up wat no no they [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► aren't [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► oh the wizard of oz I read and watch the [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► wizard alive [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► it's nothing like this no story does not [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► check out doesn't even sink the Dark [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► Side of the Moon friends say yeah and [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► you were there and she was there is i [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► can see there are exactly 3 references [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► in this entire movie to the wizard of oz [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► that's how many i have so i don't reject [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► that premise so now the the smart thing [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► they did is when they when they put this [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► movie on video or maybe even later [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► releases they retitled The Wizard of [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► Mars which makes you think of something [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► maybe fantastical and wizard of oz like [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► but set on Mars which is not the movie [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► we watched they renamed horrors of the [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► red planet which is also not the movie [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► we watched you know there are Horrors in [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► the movie it does lead to the single [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► funniest thing in this entire movie [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► which is the opening credits read John [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► Garrity as horrors of the red planet [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► well the best part about that is if the [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► original font is this gigantic spacey [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► font and it says like all across the [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► screen and huge letters starring john [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► carradine as and then there's this sad [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► little horrors of the red planet that [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► pops up yeah Steve I want you to count [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► down the parallels between this and [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► wizard about ok there may be more than [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► three but I've got 32 so honestly if [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► you're three is the same as my three so [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► my three is one of the characters is [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► named Dorothy and wear silver shoes [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► there you go nowhere silver shoes [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► they're in a spacesuit that doesn't [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► count but she's wearing silver shoes in [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► the opening in the opening bit and [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► certainly her name is Dorothy no one's [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► disputing that [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► yes right i think the second one is [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► probably the yellow brick road [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► yes the Golden Road run across the road [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► at look like 45 minutes into the movie [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► uh-huh and then the third is is floating [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► head that's all I had [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► I don't think that's enough to say that [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► this is a tall based well enough to [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► title your movie after the wizard of oz [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► apparently i would like to do a dramatic [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► reading of the first sentence of the [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► IMDb will be descriptions this episode [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► is already better than I thought it [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► would be [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► this is one of the cruelest descriptions [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► that I have ever read another visit the [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► normally you know let's withhold [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► judgment IMDb says in 1974 for [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► astronauts silver shoot glad Dorothy [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► overweight doc that goofy Charlie and [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► wooden Steve wouldn't steal a plane on [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► Mars [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► yeah I don't know who should be more [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► offended doc who is merely big-boned not [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► really that overweight you're skiing on [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► his overclock he's his spacesuit is very [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► tight fitting yeah I'll say that much [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► for his broad shoulders know he's a big [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► guy he's trying to lead a crew [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► I mean charlie is in fact goofy and [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► infantile God if they had murdered him [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► on the the red planet no one would have [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► thought that would have been much better [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► shame on you IMDb for fruit for that I i [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► gotta say i enjoyed Charlie's capering [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► of all the things in this movie I think [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► Charlie was probably one of the less [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► execrable he's performing like the [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► classic stupid wacky comic relief lines [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► but he performs them well yes he's [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► supposed to be annoying and he also has [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► got nails it [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► he has to carry the big emotional scene [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► where he has a breakdown and I don't [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► think he's up to that amount but they're [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► really also has the scene where he [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► overcomes his fears and decides to get a [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► boost from CD [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► yes to put us on orbit a hole to save [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► the day we'll get there [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► well with one ruin it an astronaut mind [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► you sir it reportedly schooled in the [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► ways of science and doc is taking his [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► rock samples and Charlie's acting on [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► racks Rach Rach Rach Rach he's a [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► billionaire CEO doesn't care [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► no I wasn't there so that we have these [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► wonderful for astronauts they're flying [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► to Mars in a in a space airplane yeah [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► alright little at the front of it looks [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► like the front but eighth of an iron [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► like a clothes iron and the rear shot [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► looks like a tealight a little light [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► that's been wedged into one of those [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► things Janet Jackson had under nipple [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► during the superbowl performance haha [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► that's what I took out of it ya know [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► it's a [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► guess that's the finest space that's [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► your Hollywood whether you drive could [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► provide yeah and it produces a [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► surprising amount of black smoke that [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► drifts off into space also a lot of [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► lightning and space that day unusual [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► lightning was get where we are civilized [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► yes there was a storm so it is it is New [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► Year's Day 1975 the far future of 10 [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► years in the future from the hexagon [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► happy new year due to be happy new year [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► they say happy new year dude there's no [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► delay in the radio signals back home to [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► earth [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► hey there's it's not you know thank God [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► yet but it's just like there are better [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► on their CB radio talking to earth and [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► we should also discuss the design of the [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► inside of Mars probe 1 [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► yes it seems to be constructed entirely [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► of large sheets of plywood and [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► electronic guitar tuners and there are [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► also two periscopes for some reason [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► because somebody forgot to put in a [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► windshield don't forget the view masters [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► so that yes and now see what's happening [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► with the Cinderella slide that you [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► bought that's Dorothy's job we did very [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► good of them have a woman on the team [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► her job is to also look through a [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► periscope yes Dorothy and Doc each get a [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► camera scope to be fair which is what [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► they call the periscopes that descend [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► from the ceiling and there is a small [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► viewscreen in the front that the i guess [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► the important guys comic relief and [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► wooden Steve get to use right and we [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► watch a surprising amount of the first [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► 10 minutes of the movie through that [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► little window that takes about one third [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► of the screen [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► uh-huh to good use of screen real estate [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► they're wearing a short-sleeved [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► jumpsuits with turtlenecks that's the [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► space [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► yeah outfit here there's some really [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► nice really sweet reel-to-reel tapes [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► going on in the ship I i thought i was a [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► nice touch [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► pretty pretty yeah there's a moment [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► where doc he takes a moment out from [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► looking through his camera scope to [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► stare blankly at the reel-to-reel for no [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► apparent reason but it's very important [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► because we spend several seconds [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► Washington and they have to correlate [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► their cameras in order to approach Mars [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► where they're going to i wrote at this [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► point this this scene has all the [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► excitement of watching someone set up [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► for a photo shoot like this is that [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► are unfolding the tripod we're getting [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► out the lights [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► gotta run the extension cord it's like [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► wow this is really exciting [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► they're going to take pictures of Mars [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► later this is a space procedural what do [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► you want yeah i wrote down some very [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► boring talk about image stabilizer [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► circuit when they could be establishing [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► a character for at least one person and [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► for some reason the camera scopes which [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► we see the dramatic view through the [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► camera scopes as they're being [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► correlated feature some sort of an [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► overlay or a heads-up display that [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► prominently includes letters indicating [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► north west east miss out which makes a [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► lot of sense in the face of this pre [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► printed on the periscopes when they got [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► OIC they repurpose those from some other [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► program ourselves in that space related [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► yeah from from maybe an airplane instead [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► of a space airplane [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► yes because north south east and west [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► make a lot of sense looking out of a sub [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► periscope to anyway there's a there's [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► there's pulsating light and a lightning [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► bolt [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► any attempt to even vaguely scientific [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► immediately flees the movie we're [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► experiencing small pitch small pitch i [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► wrote that down too [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► yeah he presses a couple of buttons on [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► his plywood console and the stabilizers [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► corrected but it was a pretty tense [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► moment there they did have a technical [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► advisor it was Forrest J Ackerman [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► legendary hey naturally fan of stuff [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► yeah well I hope he got the first dibs [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► at the at the at the lunch table or [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► something for his work here [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► oh there was no lunch on the wizard said [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► you don't think so everyone was hungry [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► and angry and scarves that were provided [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► too much energy to the cast what happens [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► next in this film is that a spacecraft [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► Mars probe won the first mission to [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► orbit Mars and take pictures of it is [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► going to go through space lightning and [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► crash-land on Mars they are they're [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► going to approach something of monstrous [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► size so monsters they must turn up the [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► scanner and then they then they there is [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► an exciting crash scene that happens yes [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► so they were not planning on crap on [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► landing there at all real no it's gonna [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► into na and it all happens because of [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► the space light although it took me two [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► viewings to realize that now that I've [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► described that let me explain to you [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► what actually [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► happens which is nothing like literally [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► you know what we joke about how in Star [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► Trek they like shake the camera and the [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► people pretended that doesn't happen [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► here but the ship doesn't move that we [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► see various shots of people in a scream [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► they very commonly described that [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► they're going down and they and then [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► they crash-land now wait that's not [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► entirely fair because you're completely [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► discounting the scene where overweight [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► doc female escorts a fire extinguisher [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► at a sparkler that is stuck in the [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► rafters there is or there clearly not on [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► fire and he stops even though it's still [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► sparking it's he does he affectionately [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► sprays it in his general direction but [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► absolutely does not put it out while he [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► realizes that it's not going to be [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► cleaned out and he just doesn't want to [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► waste any more effort if you got your [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► brainpower to other things overweight [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► doc the column a day which is also [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► interesting because of course who's out [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► it's not like you're a boat floating in [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► the in the in the Bay or something like [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► that made a we're going down this is [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► Mars probe one they jettison the main [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► stage [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► I don't really know why they do that and [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► and then as they're going down we see [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► more far-off drawings of the surface of [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► Mars as if they were getting closer to [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► ma and and then they have to put their [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► pressure suits on because who knows what [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► will happen the the the whole might [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► rupture on their descent into Mars so [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► they put on their their spacesuits and [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► then there's a lot of um I mean they cut [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► away to the screen for a very long time [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► well while dubbed in dialogue plays a [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► very long time but we do see as we're [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► descending to the surface of Mars the [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► view screen showing a clear blue sky [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► rolling over as they put on their [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► pressure suits I I don't want to get to [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► park out of the riveting plot summary [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► yes thank you I budget is green but [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► between the the no I mean your day [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► you're doing yeoman's effort i don't [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► have to come after casting I know the [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► problem is pretty fast in this movie so [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► you could literally some this movie up [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► in about 30 seconds and you you are [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► built your building we won't let your [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► hair know from not and better you than [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► me but between the you mentioned the [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► voice-over and the fact [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► they're in spacesuits and they could not [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► have the director of this movie could [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► not have figured out more ways to to put [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► you at a removed from the characters by [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► not being able to see them or their [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► faces or obscuring much of their [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► expressions so that all you basically [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► here is the the simply adding dialogue [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► if the wizard of Mars it it was just a [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► disastrous decision after another of of [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► how to construct a narrative that know [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► how to bring you into a story and [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► throughout the movie i SAT there while [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► and eventually they're going to have to [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► let us see the faces of the people who [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► are actually acting in this movie are [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► currently no no now they're not that [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► would be ill-advised it's you it's so [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► bizarre mean one of my notes is this is [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► as close as I've ever seen a movie come [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► to simply being pushing around still [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► photos with narration and looks but it's [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► like every person i mean some of them [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► are clearly dubbed in most other ppl [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► Dorothy feels to be entirely dubbed in [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► yes she's totally don't know if she was [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► something like Italian model they mad [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► and be able to get hurt doc yeah we are [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► going to crash on Mars all we got a [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► deferential dammit why did we cast her [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► you know why the best move when you hire [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► an Italian model for your film is to put [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► her in a shapeless spacesuit good well [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► she's beautiful we're putting her in a [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► smock for the movie doc we're going to [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► pass on Mars and and the one guy sounds [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► like he was recorded in a warehouse yeah [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► the whole movie it's not just that [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► they're dubbed in because they're [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► dumping a lot but there-there dubbed in [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► when they cut to that shot as the [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► crashing they cut that shot of the [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► screen there's like no sound like [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► they're just they're there and they're [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► in an empty soundstage recording [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► dialogue [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► for a while it's amazing and then when [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► the space shoots you expect kind of like [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► some breathing and like maybe a little [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► filter on it like they're talking on the [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► radio's and all that nope no down [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► tonight [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► darth vader you yeah nope there's none [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► of that either now has anybody else [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► bothered by how filthy the spacesuits [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► are throughout this entire thing [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► well it's a plot point right at the end [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► we have to see the trophy spacesuit so [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► that we know they start out filthy [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► alright well they look like they were [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► used for some other show and has dropped [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► off at the the costume department and [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► then never cleaned it seems like you're [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► complaining about the continuity of the [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► history of Mars [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► well I was complaining about the [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► continuity the spacesuits they have [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► these nasty filthy what looks like [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► diving suits and then is crazy snazzy [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► gold motorcycle helmet on the top it's a [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► lived-in universe like a star works like [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► Star Wars actually it's totally this [TS]

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00:17:01 ◼   ► with blue apron would be doing this in [TS]

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00:17:10 ◼   ► blue apron if you look at the meals that [TS]

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00:17:17 ◼   ► it couldn't be simpler [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► that's blue apron dot-com / smell blue [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► apron a better way to cook I supposed to [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► be wise at this point to point out that [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► this this was apparently made for [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► thirty-three thousand dollars the [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► princely sum of thirty three thousand [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► dollars and it's show and how much of [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► that was spent beyond drunk carrying and [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► after it failed as a movie he did it as [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► a stage show with special effects for [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► the audience which probably cost more [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► than 33,000 dollars a night to make I [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► can't even imagine they made something [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► that vaguely resembles a movie for [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► thirty-three thousand dollars i mean i [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► think that's somewhat impressive [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► yeah i think there's probably somebody [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► who's never seen a movie for whom this [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► film would be exactly what they think a [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► movie might be which is that there's [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► people and they have it it is science [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► fiction movie they have adventure they [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► walk on Mars and meet a man who was a [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► floating head what what you want from [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► movies mean it does i don't know what [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► that means Russian but he's rushing [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► apparently that was talking about babies [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► but so this was his first one and it [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► looks and feels and sounds and plays [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► like like a high school project we have [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► we did a thing on science fiction films [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► and like 11th grade we had to make one [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► most of them looked like this yeah right [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► a little better you know but it's just a [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► thing of okay we're in a spaceship now [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► we're walking on the planet and now we [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► have the big floating head that sort of [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► explains everything and then we leave [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► three grand though I mean the film stock [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► had to cost almost that much and there's [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► a process shot or two in there so there [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► are actual effect yeah so when they [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► crash-land the crash land is very gentle [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► and that we never see it but there you [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► know but then they're on the surface of [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► Mars they do have a there's a really [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► debate a good debate here Charlie who is [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► our our malcontents comic relief guy and [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► annoying he/she the the Dorothy wants to [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► send a mayday call from the surface of [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► Mars and Charlie's arguments look lady [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► we could call for help or we could go [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► outside and wander around on the surface [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► of Mars to which i think the captain [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► says Charlie's got a good point fellas [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► diapers about to now at this point they [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► introduced the important plot point of [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► oxygen [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► yes [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► as every other time dimension oxygen [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► immediately run away from it actually [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► being a problem the the keyline here [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► Monty about how much oxygen they have is [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► we have about 90 hours of oxygen that's [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► less than four days that's just good [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► sign good first day Ackerman nods from [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► the sidelines yes story checks out for [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► us to be accurate sense they're going to [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► open their suits intake valves when they [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► go outside and the tiny bit of oxygen in [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► Mars atmosphere will somehow supplement [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► their existing oxygen supplies and also [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► turn their oxygen down at night could [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► you don't need while you're sleeping [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► sure no lord knows you don't need to [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► breathe while you sleep [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► so now it's off to explore the majestic [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► matte paintings of ya [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► oh man worthy is mocked for work be [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► worried about this whole place they [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► crashed by the a canal a Martian canal [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► right and so they're going to go by raft [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► to the designation they brought right [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► exit the ship with these gigantic [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► bundles which turned out to be these [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► really crappy inflatable rafts like [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► every good Mars pro has at least two of [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► those because you never know when you're [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► gonna need a raft in space they were [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► planning on landing i think they were [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► just going to go outside and float [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► around the whitewater rafting on Mars is [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► one of its greatest canals man let me [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► see if I i can you so this thing has [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► three things like like The Wizard of Oz [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► i think i can name three things that has [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► that are just like Frankenstein island [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► yeah okie also showing killing a key a [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► key raft discarding seen yeah we're [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► wrapping discarded movies hate raft so [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► much you know what the draft for full of [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► by the way air [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► yeah that's the only thing that the plot [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► and below the there's a brain in a jar [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► which leads to a floating john carradine [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► brain and the chillies green energy i [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► was going to suggest the pulsating balls [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► of light of which there are plenty and [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► Frankenstein island there are many you [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► know if they had only thrown in a jock [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► oh I would have been sold [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► charlie is closed if only Charlie a gun [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► haha [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► but he didn't go full Jocko he didn't [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► get any point now you never go full [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► choke out [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► no no that this is actually where I I I [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► really became angry absolutely yes I [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► yeah I I realized what are we about 20 [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► minutes into a 25-minute CL and did [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► feels like money [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► yeah 3 weeks ago and because the premise [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► of the movie you're stranded on Mars [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► you're running out of air that that's an [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► exciting movie you have as well as [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► demons as TVs matt damon proved in the [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► big screens the Martian hey there the [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► classic stories man versus man and man [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► versus nature and man vs food where [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► you're trying to lose this food I like [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► those Looney Tunes cartoons where the [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► two stowaways they see each other as hot [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► dogs and hamburgers into exactly [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► yeah exactly and and and you do not have [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► to be rated freaking oh Henry to come [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► the story that of that [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► where where where you're you're trying [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► to get rid of excitement in the starch [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► and this manages to actually squander [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► the dramatic potential of yeah we're [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► going to run out of here soon and then [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► boy this really makes makes us take [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► stock of who we are because there was [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► interminable scenes of them growing [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► never wanted row they just sit in their [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► raft doesn't immediately once they get [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► into these two these two crappy wraps [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► that are barely big enough to fit [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► basically a billion an inner tube with a [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► six pack of budweiser exudes more effort [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► than these clowns who are trying to find [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► something on Mars doc immediately [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► announces the current will keep us in [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► midstream what current clearly setting [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► it up on and there's zero water movement [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► of any content and that's not what the [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► current does for a film in which their [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► characters are traversing the surface of [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► Mars other than when they're walking [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► through the sand the all of the raft [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► stuff they we are led to believe that [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► they're moving but they never moved they [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► never moved in the pond and they never [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► moved in the cave in fact in the cave at [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► one point they fade out on the guy and [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► then they fade back in on the guy and [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► it's literally the same shot and he says [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► well it's been four days and we've gone [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► further down into the cave at once I [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► won't hesitate it's been pretty says we [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► think it's been about four days which [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► means they brought rafts and guns but [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► not watches and they have watches but [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► they stopped working [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► yes they did this opportunity that [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► simply and turns out we find out why [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► these guys are astronauts right so you [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► know when they land and the guy says we [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► don't know how much daylight we have [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► left any one of them should know how [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► long a martian day is right it's about [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► the same linkers an Earth Day which [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► makes it even easier [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► well we're going to seek the means [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► they're looking for the main stage this [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► is what they're doing [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► come on like a bunch of idiots at [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► bonnaroo i love the part where they're [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► there on the river and they drift [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► through quote-unquote these fog machines [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► going haywire it it's just all of a [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► sudden fog and at one point the fall [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► completely obstruct everything it's like [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► that might be the best seen in movies [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► just hey I can't see the movie there [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► also we should say they're all the [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► dialogue here is dubbed in its this [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► we're back to just like and it's dull [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► and Phil Phil is exactly right like at [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► the amazing thing for a movie that isn't [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► a complete failure at every turn at [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► every turn [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► there's an opportunity to do something [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► it's just interesting and nope nope not [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► interested in doing that let now we're [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► going to shoot this from about quarter [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► mile away from the closest thing to [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► something interesting in this movie so [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► far happens right here where they get [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► there they're in the turbulent canal was [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► just going home in midstream haha and [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► they drift into our first example of [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► Martian fauna which i believe is the [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► first of the a4 mentioned horrors of the [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► red play is Sir they're giant tapeworms [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► yeah I thought they were centipede some [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► floating paper towel rolls this one look [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► at they look like pool noodles that [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► somebody has painted white [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► they have leaves four feet and one [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► climbs onto Charlie in his sleep but it [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► it just seems to want to hug it doesn't [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► they're not really that that menacing [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► the tapeworms Charlie's response is to [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► shoot the crap out of them [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► well I off-screen is clearly just [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► prodding the rafts with one of the pool [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► noodles [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► it's not the best puppeteering in [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► they're a little less articulated than [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► the devil dogs that were on mystery [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► science theater that's what they [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► reminded me of this yes jim has been [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► really nailed this one is what you're [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► saying [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► yeah mrs. so obvious there's just a [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► crewmember just off-screen kind of [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► feebly poking at the raft with lesbians [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► stupid tapeworms we're lucky state [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► off-screen they enter the shotgun the [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► hell out of them pass and tell captain [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► steve says charlie try and fend them off [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► while we get back to deeper water at [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► which point sharpie stop shooting the [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► first time in the last 10 minutes who [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► again these guys are in inflatable [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► rubber raft while they're going nuts [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► with their job yes which to the movies [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► credit they actually do mention after [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► he's got maybe 30 round ya boy careful [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► not to shoot one of the raft [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► oh thanks good news everybody they have [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► they have arrived at a cave certainly [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► infant know how they said wedge between [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► a bunch of stalagmites the yeah there's [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► a cave this is just stupid i am at how [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► stupid I am as they got to the case and [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► I thought well now it's gonna take off [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► now this is going to improve [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► dramatically because if you are really [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► studio this is where the movie stops [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► they literally are acting as if as if [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► that they have been going downstream yet [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► they never move from where they're [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► sitting in a still pond inside a cave [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► they also that the explanations that [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► they floated into the cave and now can't [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► get can't get back out which doesn't [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► make any sense because unless they [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► passed out or something they should [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► probably be able to like get back out of [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► the cave the current isn't running that [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► hard guys I think you could get out of [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► this is where that it fades out and back [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► in and he says well we've been going [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► here we've been in here a long time now [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► and it's like literally they have not [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► moved at all been here five hours five [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► hours and no sign of a way out when [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► you're just sitting in one place [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► not even paddling you idiot there's some [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► steam and yes it is supposed to be [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► exciting but they they literally I [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► cannot for people who have not seen this [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► movie I cannot emphasize enough there is [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► dialogues that suggests that there is [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► excitement happening here but nothing is [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► happening like literally nothing nobody [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► is moving you're envisioning in your [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► head a scene where people are paddling [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► through a through cave [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► and-and-and-and there's like a different [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► camera angles and things [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► no they set up inside of a pond in a [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► cave and just shot everything as if they [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► were pretending to go downstream I don't [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► think it's even a pond I think it's not [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► more than six inches deep [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► I can see why this would be great on [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► stage though because literally that's [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► what everything is just sitting on a [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► state with wraps on a stage in the early [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► going i assumed that that they had a [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► state had thought that at some point [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► somebody was going to make it look like [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► they're moving in post but had that been [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► the case you would have expected them to [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► be moving around as though there was [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► some turbulence or some current or [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► something and they're not they're just [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► sitting in place is just sitting there [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► clearly not moving in totally glassy [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► water [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► yep that's it that's the cave where in a [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► cave guys yep it's still ok what I'm [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► trying to say this movie is great i mean [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► i really felt like I was lost in the [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► cave so so they do and again Franklin [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► and parent parallel here it is they do [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► get rid of the rafts because who needs [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► rafts that Monty's point they're [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► probably full of oxygen where we're [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► going we don't need this weekend we [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► might be my native to go down another [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► body of water later nope they're like we [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► don't need them they wouldn't last much [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► longer anyway [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► discard the rafts we're done yeah the [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► dotted line dialog is no bother with [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► that let me go I think the idea is that [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► the raft somehow are becoming more [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► inflated as they're sitting in them yes [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► now they actually mentioned them these [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► wraps are about to explode [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► yeah and then and it left some of the [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► air out of the raft [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► yeah but now that it's not it's not [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► helping to find somewhere to beach the [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► raft [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► yeah although i did is exciting to be in [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► a cave so it's there's more Frankenstein [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► island parallels get so you're right [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► damn and many many long pans over the [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► cave features that have nothing to do [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► with the movie at all now you're right [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► that's another man that's another [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► parallel just that there are there are [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► caves it's basically a pre-k this is the [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► point at which i wrote down I wonder if [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► mst3k never did this movie just because [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► it is so don't like oh maybe there's [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► nothing is happening nothing so many MST [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► movies though that are similarly dull [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► like this like monster ago go and [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► sometimes those issues sometimes [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► episodes are not good and sometimes they [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► are rock climbing now [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► rock climbing episode i forgot to write [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► more sense storm [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► yeah that but this this is basically it [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► they looked at the rock climbing segment [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► in that movie and said that is way too [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► short just wanted to this sequence has [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► one of the exciting moments when they [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► find a rock formation that doc thanks [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► look somehow familiar because it's [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► justice to lag might and then they give [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► up and walk away from it [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► oh I i didn't mention frost rock [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► Frankenstein island parallels character [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► named doc yeah really [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► so it's like here's here's this sequence [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► of climbing and walking and walking and [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► climbing and you can't do more than that [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► and and horrors of of the red planet [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► goes hold my beer [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► yeah yeah I know I I actually thought [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► that you could maybe do a really funny [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► rift based on this but you would [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► literally have to write just brand new [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► dialog for all of the scenes and invent [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► your own story i watched it again [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► tonight to just refresh my memory and [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► and I was doing that ya threw out it was [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► just keep because I couldn't not [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► yeah I actually think this is pretty [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► pretty good material to be honest I've [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► seen a lot of riffs / movies just this [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► board yeah there's a lot of quiet spots [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► that you can make jokes during oh yeah [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► yes you can do you can do 30 minutes of [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► stand-up in the middle of this movie and [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► nobody's this point in the movie I [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► actually began to think about Stanley [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► Kubrick's use of sound because anything [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► to avoid thinking about the actual movie [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► is watching [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► I started thinking about potatoes and [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► the very reality because i was thinking [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► about the baseball scores from the 90s [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► and people who any wrong be i was [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► speaking about um has tried your name [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► cabinet officials from the first Reagan [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► administration now but i was thinking [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► about you know 2001 where they ok later [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► the the the absence of sound is actually [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► the sound and here the absence of sound [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► is just because we don't know how to do [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► sound no movie no idea we don't know [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► anything about what our movies actually [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► in fact as they transition from the cave [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► cave to the lava cave which is just a [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► cave with occasional stock photos of [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► lava as reverse shots and they set fire [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► to the parts of the set yep [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► soundtrack changes to what I described [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► in my notes as the chimes of bali wind [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► chimes from the nature company because [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► the soundtrack is just like do some wind [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► chimes their run through some sort of [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► distorting filter but that is [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► effectively all the they seem to be I [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► think I recognize those wind chimes is [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► what i'm saying i think i got a set of [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► those for my parents at one point and so [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► we've walked through the same 10 yards [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► of cave for about 45 minutes only to [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► discover stock volcano foot yes and now [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► that we're in the volcano they inch [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► along the exact same Ledge about 30 time [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► do while voiceover tries to explain the [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► plot away that we must go forward into [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► the flames because the cave leads [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► nowhere [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► why are they inching the legends like 10 [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► feet wide but it's more dramatic because [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► fire there's a very dramatic moment we [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► don't get to watch where women Steve [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► goes on ahead and we just see this other [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► 3w say oh there he is he's alright he's [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► waving at us to come let's go [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► we do know its perilous though because [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► there's a process shot of somebody [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► pouring strawberry jam for the jar on [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► the left side of the screen that's right [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► that's why wouldnt steve was pretty [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► brave going out into the fire like yeah [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► she's being that he's would negate your [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► attack right on everybody that's what I [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► mean it's a darn good thing they do [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► hustle out because immediately after [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► they get out of that hole in the ground [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► somebody likes a roman candle this big [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► spark where they have suffered some [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► painful part [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► oh yeah everything I say we don't know [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► how Martian volcanoes work do we [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► I don't think so I know that like you [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► also get back we might all laughing [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► about the science of Mars you've never [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► been to Mars [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► that's right that's right yeah well and [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► that you know what would happen if I was [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► on Mars my watches my watches would [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► refuse to run as if time were forbidden [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► which is what which is what we learn [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► here as if they decide that there must [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► be a way out of the grounds that all [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► these volcanic makers must have been [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► somewhere nervous and at that point i [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► remembered they're pumping Martian air [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► into their suits too huh [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► that doesn't sound super healthy know [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► also you know it does take human sized [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► hole for gas to escape [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► yeah if the gas is getting out i can get [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► the whole logic of this entire thing is [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► we might as well keep going forward [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► because I'm sure there's a way out [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► well i believe it was NASA's David Bowie [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► who wants the house in the research [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► paper is there life on Mars and now we [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► know it's not exaggerating here when i [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► say this i believe that approximately [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► one-third of this film's hour and [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► fifteen minute running time is for [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► astronauts walking into a shot from the [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► left stopping saying we've come this far [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► we might as well keep going the rest of [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► the way and then walking out of the shot [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► to the right literally 130 the film is [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► exactly that now the backgrounds change [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► occasionally ok will do this three or [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► four they did this for about 30 minutes [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► in a cave then they did it 30 minutes on [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► a ledge and now they're about to do a 30 [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► minutes through the same to sand dunes [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► but it's the exact same shot [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► well we might as well keep going you [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► know that summer vacation you took when [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► you were a kid and you know your parents [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► just made you go and and and they they [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► made you go in in the raft and sit in [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► the raft in the cave and they made you [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► walk across and they made you walk past [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► the volcano and they made you wear that [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► stupid spacesuit that's essentially this [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► is the home movie somebody's home movie [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► without with our pilot filter i would [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► rather watch slides of that summer [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► vacation watch this movie ever again and [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► then they got out the gas can and set [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► fire to some of the local rocks rocks [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► rocks are working out their memories of [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► that that's what this movie is I'd I [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► think it's like Robinson Crusoe were [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► devote purposely wrote every day that [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► Robinson lived through to create a [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► boring tease experience so the reader [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► would understand crew shows problem i [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► think they decided to do that in this [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► movie so the audience would feel like [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► they've been deprived of oxygen and [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► forced to walk for four solid days [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► well mission accomplished i agree with [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► you Monty and the reason is with a we [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► discovered that their watches are [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► useless and they refused to run is this [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► time were forbidden and the next few [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► scenes go along as if time were [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► forbidden as people want to sand it does [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► what it says on the tin man there is an [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► endless voiceover and yes [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► a time for more matte paintings in the [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► voiceovers people walking in the sand [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► I cannot emphasize how long this goes on [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► it goes on a very long time well we've [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► come this far [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► we might as well keep going as well keep [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► going until they finally find he the US [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► Air Force BioLab capsule which is [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► ironically funny don't you see don't you [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► understand and F which point since it's [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► not their cat it's another capsule after [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► all but just a scout ship [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► charlie is very angry and just begins to [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► shoot a beer and Charlie's emotional [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► breakdown [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► Charlie response to every situation he [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► shot all those pool noodles and now he [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► shot this bio lab this is acting lessons [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► Oscar clip man Charlie's good issue for [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► Charlie and it's the right move as it [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► turns out because he saves the day by [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► shooting the the oxygen tank well I mean [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► he shoots the stuff around the oxygen [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► you probably didn't shoot the tank [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► itself we shot the fuel line that was [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► connected or the yellow line that was [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► connected to the oxygen but they realize [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► there's oxygen in the bio lab so that [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► they're able to why there is when [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► shooting solves everything [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► it doesn't know they're able to refill [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► refill their their oxygen tanks and not [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► die [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► thanks hooray i know yeah this is the [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► point where I know [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► damn it going well [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► no they're gonna live everybody we love [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► having good advertiser's support our [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► show that's one of the things that keeps [TS]

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00:38:37 ◼   ► be great if you could give it a try [TS]

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00:38:42 ◼   ► win a hundred-dollar amazon gift card [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► that's pod survey dot-com / smell and [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► thank you very much for your help but [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► guess what there's a storm coming [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► time for more stock lightning you have [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► that structure and aniline that you [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► might think that maybe inspired George [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► Lucas many years later during sander [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► gets into everything [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► oh i thought it was hey I think I've [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► found something that we're gonna be idea [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► so the the storm there's it gets dark [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► and the storm is brewing and there's [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► more lightning and and then the next [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► morning they have they they awaken to [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► discover that the storm has revealed [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► some things is blown sand away and [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► revealed things out in the desert where [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► they are like a yellow brick road and [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► there it is that storm was the tornado [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► at the beginning of his 40 reference are [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► very good looking for anything else was [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► the Kansas period that's why it was so [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► bored ok so 42 minutes in 42 minutes in [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► we finally have found the yellow brick [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► road [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► alright yeah where does it lead that's [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► what I'd like to know in in my notes [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► this is so weird like that they all fall [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► asleep there there there on the surface [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► of Mars exposed a huge storm is brewing [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► they have not found their capsule and [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► and then they wake up and suddenly [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► everything clears and there's this [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► fantastical yellow brick road that leads [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► to an alien City at which point i put i [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► just wrote down i'm going to assume that [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► they all died in the storm and this is [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► just like there there this is their [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► brain shutting down with that final [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► moments oxygen being very when the was [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► well-seasoned favors me yeah it is [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► exactly it's like an incident at all [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► Creek Bridge guy isn't imagining that [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► just bookmark that they died they died [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► in the USA FBI lab strict but we're [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► gonna move on with this [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► that's my headcanon anyway and I'm [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► sticking to it so Charlie excitedly [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► announces yeah but where does it lead [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► that's what I'd like to know [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► well it leads to another matte painting [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► of course doesn't have to spend some [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► money on their matte paintings there's [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► there's a city the the city has [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► apparently i guess had the same blown [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► off it in the night that they suddenly [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► can see this enormous City or maybe it [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► was always there and they just needed [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► the yellow brick road to take them there [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► they needed the fog machines to turn off [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► that could be in the city you know [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► what's the best thing about the city in [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► the city you can breathe so you can take [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► off your spacesuit it's a little musty [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► but it's fine [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► I i laughed when when they go into the [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► city and they find that that everything [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► is covered in cobwebs because i was [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► laughing like like because they're like [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► oh it's been dead for millions of years [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► and I'm thinking well the theaters [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► cobweb so they're going to be spiders [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► and [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► no what again again I'm gonna refer to [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► you from the research by david bowie for [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► NASA the spiders from Mars easy [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► this movie has got that one covered [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► because they say except for the spiders [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► or whatever passes for spiders here and [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► I was like wow ok movie you patch the [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► single plot hole but where were the [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► spiders as I like those flies were [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► trying to break our balls like a leper [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► messiah yeah all right all in favor of [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► breaking Steve sweet and raise your hand [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► I'm gonna have to break up the band if [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► you do that so i really would recommend [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► against it for 45 minutes and we've come [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► this far away to keep going [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► just take a breath shall we all die they [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► all died it's fine [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► they just got here and said that oxygen [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► thing was too much work for even us [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► yes it was just a plot point forget [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► entirely right so you'll be shocked to [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► learn that they said this lovely [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► abandoned ancient castle that is [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► apparently chock-full of oxygen consists [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► of one Hall one always switch which we [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► will walk in front of for the next 20 [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► minutes to camera angle which consists [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► of just columns and adore you have [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► several color several columns but but if [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► you if you imagine Steve the grandeur [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► that that the movie wants us to believe [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► in [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► yeah these are a series of passageways [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► all leading to some sort of central area [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► interesting do you think that's never [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► answered what he thinks it's like what [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► would that be like the center is no no [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► nobody does here no way no how [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► but what they discover is that they have [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► these columns they're not columns after [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► all their tubes and there's something [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► inside [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► oh and it's a puppet of an alien oh I [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► think the guy in a suit [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► you think so yeah it's all property to [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► yeah well there is that mask in other [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► movies that where there's clearly a guy [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► inside like there's a guy in there here [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► though I think it's just on a planet or [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► something yeah yeah if there were a guy [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► there were deep more [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► the puppet barely move yeah doesn't [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► register much in the way of expression [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► just started but you didn't call wooden [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► Steve a puppet I was too busy at this [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► point puzzling over the fact that after [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► spending four days in the desert and a [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► volcano in those filthy filthy pressure [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► suits that their space uniforms [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► underneath are still spotlessly clean [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► this was nineteen sixty four people knew [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► how to live back then i guess so all the [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► German army and was like they were [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► sealed it was set hermetically sealed [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► its fuck they opened up their value yeah [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► that's true [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► you got me what the point was stealing [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► their own juices in with it i had [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► choices [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► yeah so the cylinder it turns out that i [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► guess and this is what game I'm applying [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► too much logic to this movie but i guess [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► the alien race that is on Mars has for [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► some reason place themselves in these in [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► these cylinders in a sort of suspended [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► animation except the alien puppet is [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► looking at them Charlie's convinced it's [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► looking right at him but I think doc [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► says no no I think it just senses our [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► presence like you that i don't like is [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► looking at me yeah i can get you it's [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► it's let's see you in technical to your [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► presence [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► it's sensing you with it sighs yeah [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► slide is a sense he's looking at me get [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► another doctor says medically inaccurate [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► he's a doctor he has a dr dancer and [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► overweight according to him apparently [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► thinks I'm to be body shaming IMDb we [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► skip the bit where they discovered the [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► door that they somebody yeah i was just [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► a relation we had mentioned the little [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► fried out outlines of bodies that I mean [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► you know there are only six things in [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► this movie we really need to go over all [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► six of ok ok if we don't honestly [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► well there's a there's a wall and [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► somebody's been trying to cut through it [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► and there's some humanoid shape piles of [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► ash nearby that indicate that somebody [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► who was trying to cut through it [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► apparently got torched yeah and and one [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► of the columns also is a it has been [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► broken open which is suspicious [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► there's a great seat well I say put [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► great in some quotes yeah [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► Jacqueline literally accidentally turns [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► on the cutting torch [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► and we've been like 15 seconds watching [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► him figure out how to turn it off [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► yeah I I thought that checkbox checked [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► hops checkups cutting torch because you [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► know it's showing up in this part of the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► movie so you know it's gonna figure into [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► the the dramatic conclusion section and [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► if that wasn't exciting enough now we [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► spend 15 seconds debating whether or not [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► to bring along the cutting torch [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► I've watched this movie twice i don't [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► remember the scene at all i think i [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► passed out during that scene but it is i [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► just found it is it is a real scene [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► clearly yeah your body's shutting down [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► itself thanks [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► that's right what is happening on screen [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► but I I remember and I can vouch for [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► average tale that Steve is just then [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► it's possible you want to edit down [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► version that removed several minutes [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► I think due to some Geneva Convention [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► rules of some kind in a movie like this [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► Chekhov's rule doesn't always apply [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► because they don't always know it [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► no through no I'm not check off the Star [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► Trek character not the right way right [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► check off it was just involves lots of [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► screaming in the agony booth so check [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► out of law is please take that out of [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► no people don't obey at most they played [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► smash into this and i had made us check [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► the the whole this whole movie by the [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► way that the dorothy is constantly there [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► are these long cutaways where she seems [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► like she's in a completely different [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► scene just looking on at the scene [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► that's actually happening and they go on [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► a long time she never says anything or [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► almost never said anything [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► it's super weird it's like situations [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► they're all the days so they just have [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► her reacting from off-screen I get the [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► impression from her expression that she [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► wasn't necessarily there during the days [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► that she was there that that may be so [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► the columns are people and Charlie [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► strongly considered shooting the alien [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► which pic it's worked out so far yeah it [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► seems like a good idea wouldn't steve-o [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► gets like a mind-meld with the alien his [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► husband he loved the alien hand slides [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► up on the little tube and tight and and [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► it touches him just like sounds good [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► just like Kirk and Spock in answer to [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► and I guess surgery into darkness to if [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► you really want to gather his eyes roll [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► back in his head which is kind of creepy [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► and he's bobbing around [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► first the problem is that this goes on [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► for what 15 seconds and his compatriots [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► don't do anything and when it finally [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► steps away [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► it's like they're they were you know [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► they were ok with it wasn't that they [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► didn't notice and tried to save him [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► there like all right let's see what [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► happens [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► we could Lucy was having a moment with [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► his alien friends we're not gonna [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► interrupt that they watched him and went [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► oh my god something's finally happening [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► there's a couple scenes here to of [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► Dorothy staring into space that are so [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► there is placed in as well yes this is [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► this is what i was thinking of like [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► she's just too and also present [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► it's alright it's just trying to share [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► my mind is what I i wrote that down in [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► my note down seem that something that [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► steve says that after the aliens try to [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► share his mind and not just some [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► hallucination i was watching the movie [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► and he's learned that these are these [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► are important like aliens that that that [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► have been around and and that they need [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► to go to a central location to learn [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► more but we're in some things man [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► and then he just turns around and goes [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► oh there must be there there's the spot [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► so they go they go there to the center [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► of the city now that this important [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► mind-melds happened his assumption is [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► proven out when we see a bunch of what [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► appear to be flying handkerchiefs alien [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► heads [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► floating down the hall to join them in [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► the meeting place [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► well this is this is your your pulse [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► pounding special effects scene i believe [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► that there's a there's a founding person [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► is a really cool shot where there's a [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► spider web that that it pulls like the [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► camera pulls out of and then they then [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► they push it away which is like that [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► that that spiderweb costs money and then [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► those little um and those little uh [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► alien ghosts guys floating down the hall [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► that's a process shot right where it's [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► like there's pictures of caves his [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► pictures of other scenes in the movie [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► basically pictures of the cave seen [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► pictures of the alien City scene and [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► then and then robot dirt I mean alien [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► puppets floating down the hallways and [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► sometimes like doubled and tripled and [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► quadrupled in a way that it was like you [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► know I hope this this will really blow [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► their minds in the movie theater i think [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► is what the director maybe was [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► maybe was thinking and then we cut to [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► Charlie with his eyes wide open and a [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► picture about of a of the brain that is [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► built with a light pulsating above it [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► which immediately dissolves into the [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► floating head data john carradine the [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► star of the movie stars hobby like [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► ladies and gentlemen 56 minutes in here [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► comes to matt gets me that floating head [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► he he makes up for all the rest of the [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► acting yeah he likes what he takes hold [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► of that scenery and chews it up in 10 [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► minutes for like an hour and a half's [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► worth which is pretty impressive for [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► just ahead i'd say oh yeah I mean he [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► chews it up just falls to the bottom of [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► the neck [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► yeah it lands on that brain he could act [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► more with a disembodied head than most [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► actors could with a full body he talks [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► for a very very long time just john [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► carradine have a lower-body I've got [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► something about concurred with their the [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► people who are on Mars are the [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► conquerors of a Thousand worlds they had [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► uncovered the mysteries of time i [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► noticed that by the way the background [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► keeps changing there's like a stock [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► photo of space and then they get bored [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► after a while and they dissolve in the [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► background to a different stock photo of [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► the space it's like he's standing in [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► front of a slideshow a little bit for a [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► lot of his speech there's a galaxy [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► superimposed over his mouth and he looks [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► like he has a really big milk mustache [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► yep and points in in the version i saw [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► which is on youtube like half the time [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► he's on screen with some kind of nebula [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► or whatever or yes showers something is [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► just washing out his face you can't even [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► see his eyes or his mouth and not your [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► that's not your version that's the movie [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► that's what you want to do with your big [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► name talent you want to put some star [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► fields over his head so you can identify [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► that may have been one of his [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► requirements he has one choir you never [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► marry the dressing almond oil is wash [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► out my face [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► come I say that i was in the field and I [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► my note here was that this carotene [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► monologue is actually kind of [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► disappointing because it appears to have [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► actually been written for this movie [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► yes I found a completely unsourced [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► website claiming that Forrest J Ackerman [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► wrote that speech [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► oh and I'd like it a random dot edu [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► student account webpage it is so [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► different from the rest of the movie i [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► would buy i would buy two and forrest [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► was good i thought was essentially the [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► movie stops and john carradine tells you [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► a science fiction story or at least the [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► outline of a science fiction story and [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► it is more imaginative than anything [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► else in the movie because they don't [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► have to pay for anything they just have [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► john carradine they're reading the story [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► and it reads like the outline of a a a [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► and isaac asimov story or something like [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► that conquers of thousand world's [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► mysteries of time [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► time stopped on Mars which is good [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► because again time literally stopped in [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► the movie so we're there with them [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► how do we stop time again my mind grows [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► weary but you know you you will know how [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► to start time for it is the symbol of [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► time universal to all races [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► there's a whole you know tale of how the [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► Martians came and then recede or the [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► aliens came and then proceeded and ended [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► up on this planet that goes on again [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► kind of like an outline for a short [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► story but instead it's just a Mayflower [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► getting head in front of space objects [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► are reading the the story to you I had [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► two thoughts were watching the scene 1 [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► was a boy and he's described as much [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► more interesting in the last hour [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► yeah I i I've had to live through second [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► is charity wasn't Grapes of Wrath and no [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► more recently the man who shot liberty [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► valance was with he made that living [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► memory and here he is sitting like a [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► hotel room in a hurdle neck someone is [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► clearly waiting a bottle of gin off [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► Karen and keep them interested in like a [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► job after we stopped rolling Union this [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► and it just it I I realize you know [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► there's there's a school of thought he [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► actors got act and they take whatever [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► job gets gets thrown at them but damage [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► on carrying he's not doing these they [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► must have had some serious personal [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► problems and/or debts because yes he [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► made some spectacularly terrible movies [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► now he he was a world-class alcoholic so [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► there you go like you can get more [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► alcoholic an old Hollywood [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► alcoholic and I gotta say this as you [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► know I know I know the theater world a [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► lot of these things where he was he was [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► trying to get money for his stage [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► projects [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► yeah that's what a lot of this was two [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► and a project like two big ol bottle of [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► gin drink on stage i make working on a [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► stage as possible i would totally do [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► that someone here he's surprised that [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► these people come from Earth that which [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► he didn't he had only theorize could one [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► day evolve intelligence yes they don't [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► explain how he knows what the word earth [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► name is gonna learn English I expected [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► that just be aligned that would be like [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► we come from the we come from the third [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► planet in this system and and then he's [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► like oh I didn't know you came from [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► there but no again the movie is just [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► like Oh earth [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► yes I go to the way he's the one that [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► says all what planet sun word from this [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► planet is also didn't time stop for them [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► yes so how did we advance so much when [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► stop I think they are time is stopped on [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► Mars but not anywhere else like they're [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► locked in time [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► well there was still like days like the [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► planet still rotated yeah I don't know [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► these humans walk through it and use [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► oxygen [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► I don't know let me see if I understand [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► this this azimoff story that the [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► floating head tells us yes [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► ok their species evolved a whole bunch [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► they were really smart [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► yes I concur 4,000 wire sort of crumbled [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► around them because they were so focused [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► on their research so they decided to [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► stop time so they could continue to [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► probe the mysteries of life but then [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► when they probed the final mystery they [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► discovered they couldn't get out because [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► they were no longer capable of physical [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► action to turn the clock I think you [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► forgot the most important point Steve [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► which is life has no meaning without [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► death [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► I didn't forget that because he says it [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► again at the edge doesn't have a replay [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► that part [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► yeah so that's a lesson I learned so [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► that they need they need humans to [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► restart time and the way to turn time [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► back on it super-complicated you have to [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► put a snow globe in a hole [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► so you can see what the problem so so [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► the the intellectual puzzle that john [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► carradine gives our crew is you will [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► know it for it is the symbol for time [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► universal to all races and then a song [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► the sound of gong happens at that point [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► and they said you can get this fear [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► Charlie picks up the sphere and drops it [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► immediately and I think it's broken but [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► it actually reveals that he leaves [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► though isn't winner is it even pumps the [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► orbits maybe it's stupid Steve yeah [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► charl charlie is bickering with [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► Charlie's bickering with them maybe [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► Steve drops it but it doesn't break out [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► my job captain cut off like it's just [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► revealed that the snowglobe contains the [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► city this turns out the symbol of time [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► anyway people that's Universal all [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► worlds is like a pendulum clock with a a [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► picture of a an anthropomorphic son on [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► the face of the of the pendulum yeah a [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► bunch of gear and a bunch of gears and [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► then a hole in the center that's it [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► seems to serve no purpose it's sort of [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► like this like maybe like the screw or [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► the bolt that holds the whole thing [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► together but it turns out if you put the [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► snow globe in the hole maybe something [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► good will happen [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► yeah i've tried that line before [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► unfortunately it's too high up they [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► can't reach it oh no what everybody guys [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► busy just out of reach up there's no way [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► they could reach that I can reach it so [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► you know what Charlotte yeah Charlie can [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► reach me at him give me a hand Steve [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► apparently completely off-screen there's [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► been some sort of a heroic journey that [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► Charlie has been odd because that's how [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► they learn to be a true family was at it [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► friendship because only when we came [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► together as a team that we could boost [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► someone feet out [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► yep well sort of as a teenage steve [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► buscemi but dr. does nothing and nothing [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► yeah and Dorothy's in another movie that [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► didn't he Steve didn't heat haha i do [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► have to say that the big son pendulum is [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► actually a pretty good set-piece I feel [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► like probably 22,000 the 33,000 went [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► into the building hospital [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► it doesn't make any sense because time [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► is a clock is weird but it-it-it is a an [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► actual set-piece eventually i could [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► build that for 500 bucks east of the [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► cultures on earth before they developed [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► blackwork didn't have a concept for time [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► according to this Yahoo they stick it in [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► the hole people they stick it [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► the lunch and the function without being [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► dirty about stuff and the pendulum [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► begins to swing we were saved [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► you know the swinger at which point John [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► Kerry's voice appears again to do not [TS]