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no no don't let that happen this is
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hypercritical a talk show ruminating on
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exactly what is wrong in the world of
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Apple and related technologies and
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businesses nothing is so perfect that it
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can't be complained about by my friend
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and yours John Siracusa I am Dan
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Benjamin today is Friday December 24
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2012 this is our 99th second last
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episode of all time we would like to say
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5 by 5 do you have any opening opening
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statements about the t-shirt before we
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begin show proper ah yes that's right we
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do have an update here about the t-shirt
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so if you remember last week on episode
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number 98 we did a we did a poll
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hypercritical t-shirt poll and I'm going
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to go in and close the poll right now
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but we have results from this poll we
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asked the listeners on the show we said
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what what kind of t-shirt would you want
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would you want a t-shirt for
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hypercritical that excuse me that has
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just the word or you know the stylized
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text hypercritical on it that was one
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choice another choice was it could it
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could just it could have the there are
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many things wrong with this shirt text
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and your avatar on it and then the final
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choice was your avatar with hyper the
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word just hyper the word hypercritical
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on it we had 3330 votes and I am now I'm
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now turning it off it is
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off now though a voting is closed of
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those 3330 votes 1661 voted for just
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hypercritical that's forty nine point
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eighty eight percent thirteen hundred
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and fifteen voted for the Siracusa
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avatar plus there are many things wrong
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with the shirt at 39.4 nine percent and
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closing it out 10.6 three percent voted
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for siracusa avatar plus the word
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hypercritical 354 votes there so the
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clear winner as you I believe you
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predicted and we we both thought would
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happen just hypercritical far and away
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the winner so if it again you you get
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final choice here but that sounds like
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what's going to happen that sounds like
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the the winner that sounds like where
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we're going with this yeah unless you're
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gonna make two shirts there you know the
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one to pick and that people have pointed
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out that it's not a majority it was only
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you know forty-nine percent and then
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other people who were who didn't want
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just that shirt said well if you combine
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the other two items it makes a larger
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percentage than the 49 so that shows
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that people at least one and avatar
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because the other two items have an
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avatar in the one that one doesn't but
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that doesn't make any sense because if
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you combine the first and third choices
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you can say see people want the word
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hypercritical and it and that
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combination becomes the majority so
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anyway we're not gonna have 18 polls and
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runoff elections or whatever it seems
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like if you wanted to get everybody you
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can make the top two shirts but if you
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want to get the most people and just
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make one shirt it's got to be the one
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that got the most votes right so there
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you have it so the one with the most
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votes wins yep and we will produce this
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shirt we need to figure out a color
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that's a inconsequential me and a font I
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mean like I don't know if they can
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exactly match the night course I can we
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will create the art so I mean like the
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color the color of the shirt itself not
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the thought on it like you know like the
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because the what he called the cover art
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for the show what would you call that
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yeah whatever color green that is like
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that with white text on it seems like it
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would look good or whatever but yeah
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just you know once you have some design
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to send it my way and I will give it a
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thumbs up or thumbs down
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but there's not much room for variation
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and what we're going to do in the past
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the last time that I did that I did
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shirts I did a run of five by five
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shirts and in addition we did the back
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to work the back to work that's fine for
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Merlin shirt but logistically figuring
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out and separating out because I you
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know you you will you will get profits
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from the shirt you're gonna you stand to
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make some money here you might you might
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even know they might even be able to
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quit your job but these shirts you will
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profit from them so it was it was a
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logistical nightmare to separate the two
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different shirts because just the way
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the systems are set up and splitting it
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out so these are just going to be doing
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hypercritical shirts and Hattie and I
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will be packaging the shirts ourselves
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there you go by hand you're gonna put
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like a mint into each one a mint maybe a
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sticker for some people like if we know
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who you are if we recognize your name
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from the chat room or something maybe
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you get a sticker I'm just saying all
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right that's it shirt up date pull
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closed ok and i hope by everyone i hope
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everyone who answered the poll buys a
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shirt it's the dangers that people
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really want to vote in a poll but don't
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want to buy a shirt obviously i don't
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expect the people who voted for the
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other shirts to buy the shirt that they
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didn't vote for but surely the people
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who voted for this shirt now that
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they're going to get it i hope they buy
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it I do too yeah alright some follow up
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a little bit before we begin our wii u
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topic for the day first come most common
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piece of fall from last week is everyone
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lunch tell me about command l in itunes
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which brings you to the currently
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playing track I last week we're talking
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about iTunes 11 the point I was trying
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and apparently failing to make was about
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hidden state and making the UI simpler
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than the functionality of the app so let
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me give you one more brief try here i
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think i think i've got this time to
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clarify what it is I'm talking about ah
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it's just one play pause stop button
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like the big circle button and on iTunes
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the old version and like the center
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button on the new version there's just
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one of those
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buttons right when you select a track in
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the interface that button may or may not
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apply to the thing you just selected
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depending on one of those pieces of
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hidden state so the functionality of the
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app is more complicated it should really
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have not i'm saying it should have more
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than one button but they there's it
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there's just one button but there's more
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than one thing it could possibly apply
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to and so and it depends on this thing
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that you can't see so internally it has
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to ask okay all right so you selected a
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track does that big button apply to the
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track you just select it but first ask
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to ask is a track currently playing if
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the answer to that question is yes it
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says is the track you selected the one
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that's currently playing if the answer
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to that is yes then make it a pause
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button and have it apply to the to the
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track that you just select it if the
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answer is no then how'd it be a stop
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button and have it applied to the track
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it's not the one that you selected but
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rather the track that's currently
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playing and backing out one letter C I
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wish I have curly braces in the show or
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you know begin end or whatever the Ruby
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people like in 15 I lanius curlies there
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yeah if there's not a currently playing
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track then it's a play button and it
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does apply to the track you've selected
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this is like three level nesting of
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logic just to explain when i click a
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track what does that button apply to and
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what does it do so it does different
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things and it applies to different
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things all depending on this piece of
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hidden state information internal this
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in this internal logic of the
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application would it be more or less
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confusing to have multiple buttons maybe
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it would be more confusing I'm not
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proposing a solution to this problem
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just saying the way it's set up is the
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user interface tries to provide this
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very simple thing like they don't want
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you to have tons of controls in seven
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different windows and five different
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things to look at but then you're just
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pushing the complexity on to the user to
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understand uh-oh when I select this
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track what is that middle button going
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to do and if you don't think about you
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just reach for you let go accidentally
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hit stops and I've lost my playback
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position and I didn't do what I wanted
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to do and it really should have applied
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to that thing so it's not so much about
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finding the be currently playing track
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it's about the fact that when you click
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on something that button may or may not
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apply to the thing that you clicked on
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which is not you know a simple interface
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would be like you click on a thing and
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then you click one of
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button somewhere else that applies to
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the thing and that's not really the case
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in itunes so and command l i would say
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as a symptom of this because it's like
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well we know that we have this multiple
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state thing so we want people to be able
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to quickly go back and do something to
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this track that's playing so that you
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know because if you go back and pause
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the track that's playing then when you
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go to a different place now when you
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selected the middle button will apply to
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the track this plane because you can
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start playing the new one because you
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pause the old one but if you haven't
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balls the old one the button stops the
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old one de yucky so that's what I was
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trying to get up not so much that the
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iTunes makes it too hard to find the
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currently playing track but that itunes
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even requires you at all to find they're
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currently playing track because of this
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mismatch between what the application
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can do and the simplified interface that
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they want to present to you and related
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to iTunes 11 many people wanted to point
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out that my guest for when iTunes 11
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might have been released with November
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31st which is not a day hmm yeah I I do
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not know how many days are in months
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period the end I want to try to learn on
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your knuckles or what it on the knuckles
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yeah i know the knuckle thing but i
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forgot the knuckle think so right forget
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but this reminds me of you know because
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i don't know these things because dates
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are annoying anyone who's been a
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programmer for a while so annoyed by
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dates I remember maybe I told the story
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already but i think it was in formics
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the IBM on database yeah a is no not and
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then in denen did that was the follow up
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to it right Oh ax is an operating system
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in formics is like their crappy version
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of oracle likes primary database really
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the worst of all possible was like why
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even provide a date library if you're
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whole query blows up and you if your
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maddening anyway that's why I date
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manipulation library should exist and
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maybe I should have used one in my brain
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when I guessed what day iTunes 11 was
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released but alas all right a couple
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more pieces here we speculated about the
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order of authors on academic
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publications briefly when discussing a
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paper about changing programs at runtime
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and Kieran Healy was the first to
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provide a nice link for this that I put
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in the show notes it's an answer on the
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academia stack exchange that talks about
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the water authors and publications and
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it depends so you can read the answer
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for the longer version and academics can
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all debate each other about what is the
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correct method but it really just
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depends um all right one more thing last
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show I talked about those glasses that
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invert your vision yeah you said these
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are the things where if you put you put
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on these glasses and inverts your vision
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in the new saying that your brain will
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adjust to having your vision upside down
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and they you'll be able to function
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after short period of time in that way
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yeah I don't remember that topic came up
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but anyway uh Gordon Shepherd wrote in
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to burst my bubble that apparently this
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was a scientific study that was done but
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it was done in 1897 by George Stratton
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and it was called vision without an
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inversion of the retinal image and he
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wrote about it experience with the
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glasses and said after a while it seemed
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right side up to him and everything
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which is all well and good except that
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you know scientists have tried to
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reproduce that study and none of them
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have been able to reproduce it everyone
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who tries in the most recent was in 1999
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said eventually you get used to it being
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upside down but it never looks right
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side up to you so this is one of those
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things that is too good to be true it
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seems like and although this experiment
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did exist and get spattered it around
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and kind of an urban legend type of
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thing if people can't reproduce it then
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you have
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George Stratton was talking out his butt
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in 1897 so bummer there I like the idea
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that it would eventually look right side
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up they did say that you know that they
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do things where they have glasses that
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distort your vision by making it look
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like a funhouse mirror or whatever and
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your brain does eventually make that
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look normal total inversion it doesn't
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it doesn't account for oh so oh well oh
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god I thought it was only a little bit
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of follow-up I guess has two more semi
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big things right the first one is I
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tried to find it back to work episode of
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this refers to but I couldn't because it
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was just a minor one off point do you
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remember the episode when you're talking
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to Merlin and he mentioned that he was
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he said I'm gonna learn the terminal dan
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I'm gonna learn it it was it was
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dedicating himself to trying to learn
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wasn't just a relatively recent episode
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though yeah it was like one or two
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episodes ago but I couldn't find a buddy
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but he was saying that he wanted to
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learn more about that part of the system
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who knows if he's actually going to do
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it but anyway when I heard that like so
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I know what he means when he says and I
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hear this low I'm gonna learn the
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terminal learning the terminal in Mac OS
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10 we all know what that's community is
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shorthand and and it's clear that the
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idea has been communicated I've talked
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in the past that you know writing and
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speaking of rubber regardless of what
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you're saying that the main point is
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that you're supposed to be communicating
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something IQ successfully communicate
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that idea then it doesn't really matter
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so much about how you said it like
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that's the details it's better to be
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successful at communication but not be
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strictly correct or formal or whatever
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then the reverse of being correct and
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formal but then you don't communicate
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your idea but unfortunately what's also
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being communicated when you say you want
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to learn the terminal is the idea that
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the terminal application is where all
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the stuff that you're want to learn
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resides like that if you deleted
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terminal app from your Applications
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folder that all that stuff is gone uh
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and I I'm sure Marilyn didn't mean that
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because he probably knows that's not the
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case but i think that additional piece
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of communication that you're
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accidentally sending along by saying
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learning the terminal is bad and it
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ended grates on me and so my advice to
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merlin and others is don't say learn the
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terminal because if you really want to
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learn all the stuff that the terminal
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provides you access to you can start by
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being clearer about communicating what
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it is that you're actually learning and
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the words in the vocabulary and
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everything because i think you know part
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of the the entry point to learning the
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unix velocity Munich's is learning what
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unix actually is and how it manifests
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itself and the terminal application is
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very very far from that that is merely
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you know a window into that world it's
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an application that simulates a
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character-based input and output device
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remove that application all that stuff
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is still there you haven't removed any
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of the eunuch stuff it's yeah so that
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that is like step zero in understanding
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unix is that it's not inside the
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terminal application so don't say
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learning determine that's my advice for
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the day oh one more final piece of
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follow-up here I think before we get to
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the Wii U which may be long um so Gruber
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did an article this week called a
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dropbox colon the linchpin where he
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cites an article by warren ellis who
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describes how he uses his ipad to write
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and uh Gruber says that it's good that
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people like to use their iPads to get
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work done but the scary part is a
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recurrent theme that he sees whenever he
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sees someone's story about how they use
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the iPad is that the dropbox is the
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linchpin of the workflow like they
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couldn't get any work done if they
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didn't have grok box and Gruber says
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it's scary because drop box outside
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apples control and if not for dropbox a
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lot of these people wouldn't even
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consider using the ipad to work with and
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it's scary because Apple's iCloud fall
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short iCloud falls short of short of
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Dropbox ah I think I mean my experience
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echoes if you see someone who uses an
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ipad I know in my own iPad usage Dropbox
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is a key part of getting stuff done and
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if you took away Dropbox from those
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people like I mean I guess we'd come up
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with something else that sort of works
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but you know I cloud does not work the
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way a lot of people want file management
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to work and I would think would make a
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lot of people said so Gruber concludes
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by saying long time readers know that I
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seldom opine that Apple should acquire
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other companies but Apple should buy
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Dropbox right now the second piece of
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this is Michael psy whose blogs also
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gradient should read if you don't he
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cites Gruber's article and quotes that
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he says
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Gruber says that opposite by Dropbox
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this might be a good move for Apple but
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I doubted we would be good for dropbox
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users and what I thought when I read
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this I guess its third level commentary
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because Gruber's comments hannah warren
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ellis and sighs commenting on Gruber's
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commenting and one else is it this is
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how you can tell that Apple is still no
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good at network services and that Apple
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doesn't really understand them when the
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prospect of Apple buying a popular well
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implemented network servers causes
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people to fear for that service that's
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how you can tell that Apple still is not
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I mean as you can say all you want I was
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pretty good and apples not as bad as
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people think or whatever but if you
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throw out there hey there's a popular
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service meeting apples buying it
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everybody goes no no don't let that
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happen until until that changes that's a
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bad sign for Apple because we say oh
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they'll just screw it up or they'll just
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make it Apple only and that's what
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another way that Apple doesn't get it it
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network service is made much less
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valuable when you can only use it with
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one brand of device and so nobody wants
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helpful to my dropbox feels like don't
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put apple anywhere near my dropbox that
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they're gonna make a mac only your iOS
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only remove the web interface or just
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screw it up in some way and that is the
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most telling thing i think of about when
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we stop having that opinion we will know
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that apple has truly turned a corner on
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network services and Google understands
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this philosophy like you know for all
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the things you may hate about Google
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they understand this philosophy of like
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you know when they buy a company they
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may destroy it and ruin all the good
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things about it but they don't like
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confine it just Android like you know
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Apple maps is on iOS right they want you
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to be able to get to your gmail from
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anywhere than not saying okay well we
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can provide the best integration if we
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only allow you access gmail from Android
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devices now that's not how how it works
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they understand the value of network
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services they got to be available
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everywhere work everywhere all that
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stuff so ah that's something to watch
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for in the coming years then the next
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time you know Apple is going to buy some
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popular network service look at people's
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reactions and see if the fans that
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service say no don't let Apple by me
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it's kind of trying to think of an
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example like we used to be afraid that
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afraid that Google's ever going to buy
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like a software company that makes
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applications like we didn't want Google
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to buy Sparrow because you know they
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kill it off
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native applications companies and we
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companies what if they just owned a
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portion of it a portion of what of the
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company what if they just had some money
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they were just in that in that way
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because i feel like if they owe them
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let's say they own a minority stake in
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it but they still in a stake in it
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know Dropbox is doing really well like
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there's always that fear that it could
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go away and somehow having like a
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significant apple investment in it would
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make me feel really good like well
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that's never going away now you know for
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a while there was nothing for Apple
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really to buy with Dropbox it was only
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once native applications started
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integrating Dropbox into them like using
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the dropbox api for one within their
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applications that's when Apple really
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are now you have something because Apple
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could have made what Dropbox made on its
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own like technically speaking you know
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in Firefox start as a bunch of Python
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scripts and on Apple's got good
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developers they could have made exactly
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what Dropbox is they didn't though they
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didn't want to make that they wanted to
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make something different but at any
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point until Dropbox starting getting
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integrated into all these apps Apple
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could have said okay well you know this
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iCloud document container thing is not
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working out let's just make Dropbox they
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just don't want to do that and I'm it
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makes me wonder why it you know the
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rumor is that Apple tried to buy Dropbox
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why just to eliminate a competitor
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because you could have made something
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just like back when Apple was supposedly
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bidding for dropbox there's no reason
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that Apple couldn't have uh just made
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that themselves Brian that makes me
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think the only reason they wanted to buy
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it was just to get it again remove that
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distraction from the screen so now
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everybody let's all just concentrate on
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iCloud document containers and don't be
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distracted by the drop box but now it's
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too late like applications are written
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against Dropbox and have apple bought
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they would have to continue to support
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the API for at least some period of time
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and if they killed that people would
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hate them and it's just it's too late
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for that to happen like Apple buying or
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investing in dropbox doesn't that you
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know Apple benefits now Apple is
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benefiting now from a healthy
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independent thriving Dropbox even if it
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is like a thorn in the side of their
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supposed one true way to do document
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management that we all hate huh so I
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don't know I don't know how this comes
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but there yeah at the time the time to
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strike is fast in anyway apparently
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Dropbox didn't want to sell because I
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supposedly they had bid
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a lot of different people and didn't
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take any of them yeah they have not they
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have no interest in selling and I don't
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know what their I mean the one interview
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that I recall reading with them is that
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they didn't they don't want to sell the
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simple reason that they want to build a
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big business i remember being that being
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one of the quotes is that they were
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saying their goal is to be a big
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business they want to have a cool office
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they won't have lots of employees they
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want to do amazing things and they don't
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see an exit through acquisition as a
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path to that and that makes sense and
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guess what there they've got a great
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service I my opinion they're like the
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number one service out there for this
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and I don't yeah but don't you think
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their service has like a date stamp on
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it like it's got an expiration date can
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you tell me what do you mean like you
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think of think of a company like Dropbox
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in the 80s or something I don't know
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maybe you'd have to be like some company
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that sold like this defragmenting
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software okay for das or something and
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it's like we sell the best disk defrag
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trading software and we don't want to
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sell to anyone else because weird like
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and people say oh you just got one
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product but like but no just everybody
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uses our product you really need to
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defrag your desk and eventually
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defragging your desk isn't something
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that regular people do anymore and like
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that that business that map application
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has expired that business of selling
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that one application it's no longer
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relevant like it didn't become bed
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didn't get beat by competitors Justin
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own cameras about that anymore and in
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theory what Dropbox does dealing with
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network-based files in a folder like if
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Apple had its fantasy way and said we
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have a better way to do files and will
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convince the whole world and eventually
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it will seem barbaric that we ever
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manually dealt files and folders then
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drop box you know through no fault of
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their own except sticking with their one
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product for too long like then its just
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oh well so much for that makes just fade
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away and I feel like a one product
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business like Dropbox seems to be has an
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expiration date on it may be a long
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expiration data may be an expiration
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date after the entire current management
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is retired or dead but it exists versus
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like I want to build it becoming like
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Apple where in you know 30 years it will
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be doing things unimaginative at the
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time the company was founded uh you know
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basically Dropbox needs to show that it
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is more than I mean when your company is
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named after your one product like where
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can you go from there I don't know like
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I'm not saying Dropbox needs to start
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making like a social networking tool
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image filters all I have it recently out
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of that camera crap but I know I work I
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think Dropbox does have an expiration
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date none I just don't know what that
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date is it's not next year but it's
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there that's it for the follow-up but ok
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first sponsor yeah hover com simplified
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domain management it's my register I've
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choice was before they became a sponsor
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because I really like how simple they
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make everything started talking to him
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and they said oh well you know we want
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to sponsor some your stuff this is a you
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know I don't six months ago maybe it's
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more than that actually and I said well
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would be great because i use you guys
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what i like about them and what I think
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you guys will like about them you know
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what it's the thing John it's really
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easy because people like us we register
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domain names all the time and you figure
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you know try something new will try
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something a little different will try
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something new once in a while see how it
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works just one domain name then you'll
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find you like them so much you want to
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switch everything over there and they
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make that really easy because they I
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just saw somebody tweeted me about this
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that make it really easy to do that
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because they have this domain name
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transfer valet service I mean there's
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simple service that they offer is as
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simple as it could possibly be they
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don't upsell you on stuff they give you
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free who is privacy and then if you want
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they will handle the entire domain name
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transfer process for you for you like
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everything they'll do everything they
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don't even charge for it you just want
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to register commnet whatever you can
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just go and do that or you can do more
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stuff like DNS management which is built
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in they have add-on which email hosting
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and more and you can use the code dan
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sent me you get ten percent off
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everything that you buy Hakam / dan sent
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me supports the show it supports five by
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five and it gives you ten percent off or
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you can just enter in the code dance at
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me when you're checking out like if
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you're already customer so go check them
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out hover com / dan sent me people in
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chat room a complain there was only 20
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minutes of follow-up don't worry guys
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the wii u might take a while and then
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after the wii u if we have any time left
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dan can ask us questions well I have
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some questions there you go so I think
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it'll be fine all right
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today's topic today's one and only topic
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the wii u hopefully provided by Dan now
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thoroughly play tested by myself and the
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rest of my family very cool what overall
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overall impressions thumbs up thumbs
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down let's start with that we end with
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the overall impressions you can end with
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the conclusion yeah but and there's a
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lot of people who want you know they
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want to read that last thing first and
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then diamond yeah I don't know if I can
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give it a thumbs up or thumbs down see
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before i got this thing I really you
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know like I'm thinking about what I'm
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going to talk about on the show when I
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talk about it I really did not think
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that I would spend much time or perhaps
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any time talking about the setup process
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of the console but in fact that is what
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I'm going to do now the first part of
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this hmm surprisingly the setup process
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itself was a significant part of my
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experience for this device and not in a
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good way ah alright so i think i have a
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lot of advantages when it comes to
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setting up electronics you know i'm i'm
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electronic guy i'm a computer guy i have
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a basic understanding of networking if
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somebody I can't figure out I know how
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to use Google I good that's all that's
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already like a big leg up on most people
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aren't you when you get a bite
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electronics device don't you sometimes
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think man uh I can set this up but if I
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just threw this to some random person
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who doesn't know anything about
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computers they would struggle yeah then
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nothing calls record yeah they can never
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get it right i mean maybe that's being
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unfair to the murder but basically what
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I'm saying is I feel like I'm not a
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dummy here like I know I know what I'm
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doing I have many many advantages when
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it comes to setting up devices i also
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have a couple of disadvantaged just when
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it comes to setting of devices and other
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people might not have first is I have a
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lot of electronic devices which means my
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setup is extremely complex I don't have
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just one flat screen TV and then this is
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the first thing I'm connecting to it
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right uh and the other one the big one
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that gets me a lot is my network is
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locked down a much more than most
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people's maybe foolishly maybe I'm doing
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this for no reason I shouldn't but you
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know like most nerds like well okay I
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gotta turn on the SuperDuper Wi-Fi
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security and all the other stuff and so
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these two things combined I think it
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should be a wash most of the time like
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I'm good at setting stuff up but i have
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i'm making things harder for
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had everything set up here and the
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complexity of my setup so it should be
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it should you know even now but the the
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wii u setup process conspired to push
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things over into the negative a little
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bit more despite my supposed advantages
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uh and the first thing is this happens
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not just in the wii u bahn a lot of
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devices uh most things that you can buy
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the do network in these days prefer to
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use Wi-Fi for networking sometimes they
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only have Wi-Fi for networking like your
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you rarely see ethernet ports on things
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well a lot of things come with Wi-Fi
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because who has ethernet cables running
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to the back of their TV you know except
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for me right but most people don't know
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don't have a gigabit switch sitting in
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their entertainment center right so they
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use Wi-Fi for everything and that makes
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perfect sense and people like Wi-Fi it's
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like magic you just plug in your blu-ray
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player and it can magically see Netflix
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right and you didn't you know just it
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just worked and they work hard to make
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that just work and most you know most
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isp's routers include Wi-Fi remember
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when they start doing that i'm like wow
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that's gonna means everyone's house
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people just assume you have Wi-Fi like
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if you have an isp you know comcast or
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verizon where everyone just assumes you
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also have Wi-Fi in your house because
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the routers they give you a little
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antennas on okay gifted way to disable
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that yeah if you don't want it like so
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ever that's why all these things come
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with things you know one has cables
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ethernet cables running all over the
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house and Wi-Fi just you know it's user
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friendly technology but what that means
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is it during the setup process most
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electronic devices want to get on the
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network and a lot of them want to get on
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the network early in the setup process
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like not like at the end because they
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didn't work at all if you don't get on
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the network and my problem when it comes
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to all these wireless devices is that i
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do mac address restriction on my
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wireless network maybe I'm crazy do you
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do this stand at your home I too much
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much more diligently I have stopped
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doing it just because the hassle of it
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just think is the hassle yeah now like I
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think every time I run into this think
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like why am i bothering to do mac
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address restriction you know cuz it's
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not like it's one of the security things
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like look if someone can crack my wpa
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two keys or just even just sniffing
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stuff going on they can see the mac
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address as i'm assuming they can see the
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mac address is flying through the
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wireless error on my house and they can
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just take one of them and spoof that mac
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address but my hope still like the
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reason it or enable it is like okay so
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fine they can eventually crack the
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security and see the mac address and
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they can just say okay I'll going to
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make that my mac address I'm assuming if
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they did that it wouldn't be a good
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experience for them because I have a
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device on the network with the same mac
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address and if you have two devices the
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network could say mac address both of
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them are going to get screwed up so the
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only thing it would be good for is sort
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of a denial of service attack on
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whatever a device that they steal the
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mac address so they wouldn't have a good
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experience using my network by spoofing
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a mac address that's also being used by
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an active device on the network so
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that's why I keep it there I think it
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actually is I think it actually is a a
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reasonable way to keep people from
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stealing my wife I basically because
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just because they can grab my mac
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address and use it does not mean that
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they can successfully use my network it
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will be very frustrating for them and
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then we'll stop it you know it would be
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easier for you so I think mac address
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restrictions are still worthwhile maybe
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maybe not that I'm gonna have a lot of
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fall upon the on the next and final
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episode but if someone has some concrete
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reason why mac address restrictions just
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does not help at all I will consider a
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disabling but the point is right now I
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have enable and most the time it's not
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that bad because how many times the new
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devices coming to the house right you
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don't have to deal with that much but
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anyway when I get to that step in any
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setup process where it says okay now
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it's time for you to get on the network
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I need to know the mac address so I can
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go to my little thing and add you know
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add the mac address for the dua so on
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ahead uh and i have yet to see a single
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device that asks for net access really
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early like before the rest of the system
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is set up and you can't get out of it
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like you know it stops you you know you
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can't go to the main menu I've yet to
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see a device that does that and tells
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you or gives you a way to find the mac
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address and i don't understand why they
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wouldn't do this like all you gotta do
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is give me some way to get to a menu
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where i can see the mac address or just
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put it right there on the screen or have
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a button with a little eye on it
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something that lets me see the mac
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address otherwise i'm stuck now i'm sure
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there are devices out there that do this
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just I haven't run across any of them
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and to be fair maybe some devices I have
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do do this but if they have an ethernet
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port adorning bother with the wireless i
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just plug in ethernet so maybe I never
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see that process and the wii u
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supposedly has a USB Ethernet adapter
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but I don't have one I don't have one
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yet maybe I do have one but anyway there
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I am in any DS devices including me you
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stuck at this step cannot proceed with
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this setup process because it's
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I need to get on the network and I can't
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get you in the number because I don't
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know what your mac addresses uh so you
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know worst-case well if I can't continue
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at all what I have to do is just go turn
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off mac address restriction on my
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network and because Apple stupid routers
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offer and require you to reboot every
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time you change any kind of setting than
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a knock everyone off the network and
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people are sad and it's just not a good
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experience but in the case of the wii u
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you know I eventually got past that
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process got it on the network and
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continued found the mac address but the
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restriction back on did all the things
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but that's a bad start for the wii u
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like they're always usually think of
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everything with the setup process I'm
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gonna make this easy as possible and
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here's a case where I feel like it
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wouldn't take that much more effort to
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provide some sort of expert option for
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me to find the mac address and put it on
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the box put it you know cuz I was
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anywhere somewhere that's the kind of
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thing it's like you're saying it's like
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that goes along with that device forever
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it's not like it's not like pro l
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printing it on the box it could chant
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you know I'm saying like it's it's
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pretty much set in stone yeah and this
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is a case where you know being an expert
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user is biting me more like a novices
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would have an easier time they have
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totally unprotected networks and they
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not to worry about any of this right but
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I'm an expert user I know what I know
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what I need to know I know and I know it
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knows the information that I need it
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just won't give it to me because it you
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know it wants to do this friendly setup
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process uh alright so so with the wii u
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i get it on the network the next thing
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wants me to do is set up a user account
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ah and you know I this is a case where
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being an expert user I think kind of
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help but kind of freaked me out a little
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bit because I know about Nintendo's
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crazy drm system that they have or like
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originally would the wii i think i
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mentioned this before with when they
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originally sold the wii they said any
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game that you buy like over the network
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on the we will be tied to that console
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not tied to a user account not tied to
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you as a customer but tied to that piece
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of hardware which seems crazy to me
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because it's like how does that make any
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sense can't you at least tie it to me as
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a person you know as if you got your we
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repaired that have to give you another
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one or only Nintendo can do the super
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secret process that transfers your
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assets the new console and stuff like
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that so I knew going into this thing
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when it maybe wanted me to make a user
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accounts like okay well now they're
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going to type to an account which is
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better but I also knew that I wanted to
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bring over all my user information and
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stuff from the week and I knew it was
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really crazy one time move only process
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for games like you could take things off
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of the wii and put them on the wii u but
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you can only do that one time and they
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were gone from the wii when you did that
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why because thats that crazy drm god
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forbid you have the you know game that
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you bought in two places at once oh no
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what would that mean piracy everywhere
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uh and i believe there is a move still
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not a copy operation but a move
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operation for your game data but but you
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can at least copy the game data pack you
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can't copy the games back ah so I didn't
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want to set up an account because I I
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just wanted all my info from the we on
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here I don't want to make a new person
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with a new me and said all stopped up
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with a new name and stuff like that i
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mislike know I've already got like my
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own me on the wii and I've all the stuff
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uh I want that on to my we already know
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what I want I want the wii stuff on my
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wii u but you have no choice you have to
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all right fine i'll set up but set up a
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thing you know so i can just start using
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but you can't get to the park that lets
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you bring stuff over the wii yet you
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have to set up an account and i was like
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maybe i'll just call this user temp
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right but then I was afraid I'm going to
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be stuck with the username temp if I
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can't delete it you know so I had to
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give it the name John but I'm like well
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what if only allows one user with the
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name John then by can won't be able to
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transfer over my thing like I'm
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second-guessing everything about this
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they know how brain dead their entire
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system is and and the way this should
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work the way this it should actually
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work is when i plug in the wii u it
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should find my we on the network and say
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hey i see you have a weed you want me to
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set this wii u up just like your wii was
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set up right and it could do this like
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it could do this even before it gets the
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network you could do this with like
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local proprietary networking or some
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other things doesn't even require to get
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on the Wi-Fi because Nintendo makes both
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of the boxes I mean they already making
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a proprietary Wi-Fi thing to control
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their gamepad like there's no reason to
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Nintendo boxes sitting next to each
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other both with wireless networking
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cannot find each other without access to
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my network and then it could ask the
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other wii u box of it you know this
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wouldn't help in my case with the mac
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restriction but it should be able to ask
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hey we i know you're on the Wi-Fi
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network can you tell me the setup info
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and which SSID you're connected to and
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what the password like that's how it
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should work it should be like because
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you are a Nintendo household you bring
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in this new thing and it just it sets
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itself up and it should configure
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everything it would still be screwed
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because the mac address restriction you
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know because I'm crazy but
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but that's how it should work there's no
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reason this can't be done and then when
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it finds the way it should copy over all
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my stuff not move it in a destructive
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one time if anything goes wrong during
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this transfer process you're screwed
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type of process that that isn't credible
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you know so it should either be a one
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step or a zero step process depending on
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how crazy your network is but it is not
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so instead this is what I had to do ah
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so again I'm lucky that I read about
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this all over the net before I tried it
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to see what this process was so I was
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prepared so I had that SD card that i
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knew i would need that was not too big
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to be read by the way you a big enough
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to fit all my stuff on and everything ah
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so the first thing you do once you get
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in and it's on your Wi-Fi network and
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you have your account set up or whatever
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uh is to do a system update of course
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you do because every time you buy an
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electronic device now and you plug in
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and immediately needs to have a so do
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assistance actually look I was a little
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surprised by that I guess it's I guess
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it shows me out i'm not a touch i am
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with consoles and stuff because when we
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i have one here too and that was you
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know the first thing that it makes you
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do once they're in the network is the
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system update a and you're saying that
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standard that's a no-no is ever like if
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you get you know an xbox ps3 especially
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on launch especially ones like you know
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launch day of the thing because they
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have to go to manufacturing before the
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software is done to software oh you know
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software is always late right it's
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always more you can do so they go the
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things that they put on the machines in
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the factory that's always like you know
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a month old version of the software or
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whatever and it and if unlaunchable yeah
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and even when even later when you buy
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one off the shelf that may have been
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sitting in the back stock room for a
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couple weeks or a month or whatever and
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there's been a system update since then
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so even if it was the current version
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when it was made in the factory it's not
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anymore so you just expect that uh to
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happen right so i started the system
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update and the little progress bar
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filled in a tiny little bit and i just
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sort of let it sit there and then i came
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back in i noticed the progress bar
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wasn't moving it had moved on like you
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know a couple of millimeters but it was
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not moving over like 15 minutes and I
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start getting paranoid about Wi-Fi
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reception this despite the fact that my
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wii u is on the television entertainment
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center that's only one room away from
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where my actual router is but in line of
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sight between that room and the other is
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a wall and in the middle that wall is my
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gigantic brick chimney so I'm like you
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know and also the Wii U is on the far
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side of my giant metal receiver box
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whereas the wii is on the near side so
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now i have the chimney and this big
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box I'm like maybe he's just not getting
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good Wi-Fi reception from where it is
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and like I really need needs because I
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have the ethernet switch right like two
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feet away just plug it in but I'm like
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oh I'm paranoid about the the wireless
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not working but the progress bar isn't
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moving uh now i had read this story
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about uh poor Ben Kuchera who of the
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penny arcade report who bricked his wii
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u during the system update because they
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give you all these dire warnings during
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the system update do not unplug your
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we'd like you always messaging you
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always breathing like who's gonna unplug
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their thing in the middle of a system
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update who unplugs their things ever
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that's just idiotic right it seems like
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messages for dummies like you know they
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do not eat thing on the silica gel pack
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it inside you come on who's gonna eat
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these right uh but Ben who is not
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unfamiliar with games having been a
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spending his career as a game writer in
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dealing with consoles out the wazoo
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including you know Deb consoles on her
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stuff like that ah you can read the
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story I put in the show notes the
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incredible true story of high brick my
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wii u uh you can see what he did like
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it's not he what he did anyone could do
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it you could forget that what you're
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actually doing is is turning a thing off
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because you know he had i know you read
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about and see how he got himself into a
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situation where wasn't clear to him that
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the update was still going on and it
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wasn't clear to him that he was
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unplugging it and he got into a bad
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situation so i have this bad Wi-Fi
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reception i'm like you know what if i
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could just if I could just get the wii u
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console clear of the big metal receiver
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box maybe you would have a better line
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of sites i know this is not how a
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wireless works please don't write me and
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tell me the Wi-Fi is not lying upside i
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know i know i'm just i'm just thinking
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the progress bar is not moving maybe the
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signal is not as strong in this location
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for whatever reason and maybe if I just
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pull it out of the entertainment center
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who'll be clear but all the while I'm
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pulling this thing Adam like do not
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brick this thing make sure the power
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cable stays in like I'm pulling it
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forward setting up these little wooden
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blocks for it to sit on so it's clear
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and the second I pull it clear of the
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the receiver the progress bar started
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moving and that could have been totally
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unrelated maybe it was just a stall in
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their servers who knows what the heck
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the problem was but yeah but you know I
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I mean if this makes you relax a little
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bit I saw the same exact kind of
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behavior where it was
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it had stopped for quite a long time and
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then would start and I didn't touch
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anything but who who knows yeah you
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can't diagnosable you have the progress
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bar so like I thought maybe wireless was
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a problem and it perhaps fooled me by
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all of a sudden jumping as soon as I
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cleared the thing from and maybe maybe
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the Wi-Fi signal strength was a problem
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so I don't know so I managed to keep the
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power cord in and the progress bar went
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through and a medical assistant up they
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went through of course while it was
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running I was googling around for Wii U
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ethernet adapters which apparently
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exists but or not I found like a third
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party would I'm like how could there be
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a third party USB to ethernet adapter
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for the Wii U but not a first-party one
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so anyway I might still look into that
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alright so next the time to transfer
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stuff for my week because all I've done
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now is have an updated system with the
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user account that I don't want to use I
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want my stuff from my way so you have to
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run this week for a transfer we you
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transfer application which has really
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long very wordy instructions that tries
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to get you prepared for what you're
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going to do which is nice they're trying
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to guide you but bad that they need 17
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paragraphs of text to explain a process
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that you shouldn't be involved in it
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anyway because Nintendo makes both of
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the boxes up eventually it asks you to
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insert your blank SD card into the wii u
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and then it prepares the card bit of the
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heck that means maybe formats it maybe
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put something on it or whatever and all
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the while it's also communicating with
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the server so this process is going to
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involve the Wii the Wii U and SD card
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and also Nintendo's servers and all
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those things have to work in concert
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with us to be pulled off so it's a lot
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of moving parts here I then you have to
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go on to your we make sure it's got the
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system update then go to the Wii Shop
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Store to download the wii u transfer
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application which is free but you got to
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go through that whole thing and now you
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have the wii u transfer application on
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your way which is confusing because it's
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we you transfer anyway at some point it
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wants you to take the SD card out of the
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wii u and put it into the wii but it
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does not make it very clear when it's
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when you're supposed to do that like it
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should say it should have like you neyo
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next next term you do each step it
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should have a thing that says you hit
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next and it says okay now please take
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the thing out but it doesn't it just
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leaves you at the end of the current
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instructions and you're like I guess I
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take it out now like because the the wee
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one says please insert the SD card so I
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guess I'll take as soon as you take it
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out of the wii u the screen changes to
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confirm that what you did was the
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correct thing but i was so paranoid
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about screwing this thing up that it was
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not clear to me that was going on and i
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read those instructions and I read
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online and I read the instruction
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manuals I read
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everything I'm making sure that I'm
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doing the right thing but it was you
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know I didn't make any mistakes but it
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was not for all the texts they provided
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it was not as clear to me that what I
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was doing was the right thing even
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though it was so you put the SD card
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into the wii and a copy stuff onto it
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there's a cute little Pikmin animation
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that runs uh but unfortunately nothing
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can hide the fact that this copy process
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takes forever and I don't know why is it
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because the SD card is slow is because
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there's lots of data is because it's
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communicating with a server in between
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doing each move who knows why but it
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takes way too long to do this and
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finally you take the SD card out of the
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we put it back into the wii u oh and by
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the way when you're doing this that
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means of course you have to have both
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the wii and the way you don't have to be
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on at the same time you can do it so you
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turn what off on the other but it's you
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know again i want to keep them both on
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because i was paranoid so that means you
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have to be controlling both the wii in
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the wii u at the same time so you have
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to make sure that you didn't repair all
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your wiimotes with one or the other
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let's not show you enjoy the whole
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remote sharing thing alright so you put
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the SD card back from your way into your
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animations and a more really really long
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wait and at the end of that process all
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of your wiiware games and all the things
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that you bought on your we are now only
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on your wii u and even though I knew
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this was gonna happen during the cottage
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how did you know that was gonna happen
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well because I'd read every article
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about I mean it research ahead of time
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like the hell is the regular consumer
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would would have been too what does it
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tell you the process or what it
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emphasizes in the process that it's
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gonna be a moves not a copy like it
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tells you many many times but you it's
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kind of like the shrink wrap stuff on
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software how many people are actually
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gonna read that like they tell you many
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many times keep in mind you know a if
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this screws up your screw they kind of
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say that and be this stuff will be gone
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from your wii and will only be on your
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wii u and even though i knew that you
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know intellectually when it was copying
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us it wait a second you know what that
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means that i won't be able to play mario
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64 with a gamecube controller anymore
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because my way is the good one that has
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the Gamecube compatibility and I like
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playing the mario 64 with my gamecube
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controller can't do that anymore because
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now Mary 64 is only on the Wii U and the
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Wii U has no way from you use a gamecube
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patrol and I don't have a pro controller
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I don't think you're gonna like it
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better than the gamecube controller
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anyway ah so that was sad but my
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solution was just to brute force and say
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fine i will just repurchase mario 64 on
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the wii so i can play with the gamecube
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so that's what I did I'm trying to stop
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doing that for every game I like to play
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with the gamecube controller but i gotta
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keep mary 64 around it's a favorite so
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after that was done the next thing i did
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was i tried Skyward Sword on the wii u
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because i wanted my son was in the
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middle of one of his i think a second
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playthrough of Skyward Sword I wanted to
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see can we just like not use the wii any
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more like basically pretend that we as a
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gamecube pretending that wii u is both a
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way in a way you can we stop using that
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for wii games so that i compare all my
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remotes with the wii u and only leave
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the the wii for gamecube stuff and this
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gets into something we talked about in
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the television episode so you run the
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wii application on the wii u and it
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turns the wii u into a week oh god this
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this this sounds like the other foreign
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language or nonsense words with all this
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wii u wii stuff and you launch the game
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but it shows skyward sword with a with a
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black border around the entire screen
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top bottom left and right like it
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doesn't fill the entire screen and i
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realized the reason it's doing this is
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because i have my HDTV set to i don't
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know what you would call this like the
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correct native resolution like you know
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HDTV has a certain resolution whatever
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it is 1080 x whatever the other
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resolution that i can never remember is
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that's how many pixels are you know
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picture elements are in the image but
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most hdtvs comes set up so that actually
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what you're seeing is like it chops off
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the top bottom left and right borders
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like a top saw chops off a margin of the
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image and zooms the rest of the image up
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a little bit i don't know why they do
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that well actually i dunno why do I they
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do that because the legacy of crts is
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that CRT's used to not be able to show
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that the picture around the edge or
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cathode ray tube was distorted and bad
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and so they would build television sets
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with a little plastic rim around the
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edge that would prevent you from even
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seeing you remember when you had a TV
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set like that it was like a tube shaped
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thing and it wasn't a rectangle it was
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kind of like a rounded rectangular
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bulges yeah you know because the plastic
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bezel was covering all that stuff up
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like and so literally was not a
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rectangle it was his weird rounded shape
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there was sometimes picture being shown
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underneath them but you couldn't see it
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because it was you know covered up by
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plastic bit as televisions eventually
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became actual rectangles they continue
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this practice I think they called that
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was like the title safe area maybe we
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think something else but they were
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basically your television signal back in
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the CRT days they would always hide the
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edges of the screen because they assumed
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that would look crappy eventually
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display technology advanced to the point
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where display technology was good enough
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that the image on the edge of the screen
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was just fine and then all you're doing
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is losing information and scaling things
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up and making them ugly so when the wii
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u sends out the signal for a wii game
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over its hdmi cable it sends it out just
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as that little inset image assuming that
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the television set is going to take that
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image and zoom it so that those black
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borders disappear and the actual an
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image part of the image just touches the
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edges of the screens ah but i don't want
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that i don't want the black border
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around it i mean for burnin purposes
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alone like why would i want that why
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wouldn't i want to fill my screen just
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fill my screen up with it now when i'm
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running it on the way i have it
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connected with component video and it's
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an analog output and that does fill the
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screen so this upset me because like my
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television has a setting that can change
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it they be mine on Panasonic's they call
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it size one and size to size two is like
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the correct size but you get to see
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every single pixel the video signal that
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you're paying for and size one says
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throw out the top bottom left and right
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sides and zoom the screen slightly
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making everything blurry so that's why I
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have my television always said to size 2
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and all my input but with this setup
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what I would have to do every time my
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son wanted to play Skyward Sword is
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trained him to ensure that he does go to
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the stupid television menu with these
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super advanced picture settings which
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like nine menus and change the thing
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from size to back to size one right but
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only when he's playing the wii games cuz
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when you come back come play the wii u
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games you gotta change it to size two
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and you can't do different inputs
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because you know it's all the same but
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it's all the wii u so Skyward Sword on
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the wii u out the window that still has
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to also be played on the wii which means
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i have to keep at least one motion
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control remote tied to the wii to play
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the wii games that was kind of
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disappointing because i was hoping I
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could you know retire the wii for
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everything except for gamecube games but
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that is not possible so i also copied
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all of my save game data back to the way
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again why does it move it when it could
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copy it it just does the game data games
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save data can be moved back to the way
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so you can have your Skyward Sword save
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games back over there so we can play it
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successfully you can't transfer back
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save data for any game that has a
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network component
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I think like mario kart wii where you
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can play people over the network because
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i don't know they tie that to your
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network ID or some stuff like that you
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can't transfer that back so some games
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some wii games i can now only play in
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the wii u 0 give a thumbs down to that
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alright so finally now I've got
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everything over there including my meez
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and everything I finally create a new
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user account associated with the me that
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I transferred from my wii because we
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have Me's for the whole family over
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there apparently i couldn't just
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reassign the me of the original user i
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made i pretty sure i tried that it
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didn't take good notes on it but like I
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didn't want to assume that all I can
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make a temporary user and then just
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change the me associated with it and I
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believe it's actually not the case and
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like my paranoia would paid off there i
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made a new user gave it my actual name
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associated with my actual me and after
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me the new user allowed me to leave
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delete the old user so good so far then
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I had to make a Nintendo network ID and
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I had no idea what the hell that is so
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back to the manual back to Google what
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the hell is an attender no cry do you
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know what is this thing they give no
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good explanation for it in tendo's own
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website like has very bad information
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they try to explain it like friendly
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turn since like no explain to me in
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technical terms what does this mean
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right so I hadn't you'd enter an email
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address a username and by the way every
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time they want you to enter username it
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says please enter username and make sure
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you don't use any personally
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identifiable information and of course
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my username I always use like on Twitter
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and everything is my last name right and
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so it's like it is that like forbidden
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do they not want me to use my last name
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is my username do I have to make up
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something I guess it's like to protect
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kids so you know nothing to get on your
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yeah cuz I like if you're if you're
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grown up and you're John siracusa like
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who cares you know what I mean like oh
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it that's John sirak used to running
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around but I think I think you're like a
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little kid it'll raise that not like so
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much like a suggestion but like it was a
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requirement so I was afraid I think I
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ended up just using Syracuse I actually
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forget what i pyxeas I don't think this
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name comes up a much in there but that I
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don't I mean because every what are you
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gonna pick like you know uh duty head 65
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like you back I gotta pick something it
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doesn't have any personally identifying
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information not based on any of my
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name's or any where I live or anything
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like that so I guess people probably
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just picking their their names were just
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fine uh then I wanted to add users for
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network ID you know I mean I understand
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that you need to use it to play online
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games and stuff like that my questions
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about it were not like what is an
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attendant at work addy but like how does
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it manifest itself in the rest of the
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system so when I went to add users for
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the rest of my family you know both my
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kids in my wife because we have the
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little me set up my choices were and
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this is from memory i think this is the
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wording it was like add a new user and
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it says for first time users or
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something like that and the other choice
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was add to an existing nintendo network
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ID and I didn't know what to choose or
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what the implications were despite
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reading the manual reading all the stuff
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like would I have to log out every time
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my son wanted to play if I made a
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separate account from him would separate
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accounts not share saved a their
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unlockables like uh you know on the wii
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and on like all pastel de games and
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stuff like that when you play the game
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there's like three or five saved game
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slots so like one game could be yours
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the one game could be your son's right
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and that's all the same slots you get
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with those save slots be a new set of
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save slots through him if we use
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different network IDs or where they you
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know if we if I want to play part of the
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game and unlock things so that he can
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play them like if I wanna unlock boards
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on you know we you married kart game and
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I want my son to see them do we have to
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share the same account is it even
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possible to use a single Nintendo
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network ID with multiple like we me
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account things on here would we share
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funds when i buy things or get a gift
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certificate but he not be able to see
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them with my son Nina's on credit card
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or his own email and like this is what I
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want to know what are the implications
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of this thing is it like a Mac os10 user
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account is it like Netflix where you can
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have one account but everybody different
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people can put things on a cure you can
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have separate queues for that's what you
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know maybe regular people don't care and
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they just do whatever they want but I
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didn't know what the right choice was I
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kept reading it from what I can tell if
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I had selected add to an existing
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Nintendo network ID I would have
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disassociated that network ID with the
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me that represented me and associated it
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with a new one that's I didn't try it
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but that's as far as I understand i
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think that's what would happen uh very
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confusing maybe more confusing to nerds
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than regular people who wouldn't think
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about this but I'm immediately thinking
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about what the implications of this
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choice are or how it works and the
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wording does not make it clear nor does
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any of the helpdesk text and i even
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googled then you saw a couple people
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asking the same question but no good
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answers because I guess the console is
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too new all right so eventually i just
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decided look I'm going to make separate
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Nintendo network IDs for everyone so I
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had to make a username for everyone and
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for Mike
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I didn't want any personally
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identifiable information so it couldn't
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contain the first or last name or
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anything about them so I had to make up
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names for them which I got they don't
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even know what those names are because I
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don't think they would like them but
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tough luck kids uh and a password for
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each person and I have to remember their
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passwords right because you know they're
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not gonna remember their passwords right
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and when I set up my wife's account
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which was second one did I had to set up
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an email for our we just find she's got
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an email but when I did the kids I'm
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like well kids don't have email
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addresses because I too young yet well
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they can't they kind of do but they
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don't actually know about them or use
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them uh and they don't have credit cards
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obviously right but what the first time
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I set up an account because it asks for
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your birth date when you're setting mine
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account if you pick a birth date and
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they determined that's a child based on
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the birthday you then have to prove that
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you're an adult setting it up and they
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do that by charging you fifty cents on
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your credit card like non-refundable
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which is fine whatever that's your way
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in doing you just have to do it one time
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not once for each kid once you've proved
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that you're an adult setting up the
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thing it says fine ah it's very weird
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and very non obvious but I think all
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this stuff supports the idea that I made
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the right choice because by making a
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separate Nintendo network ID for them
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it's clear that they don't expect
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everyone to tender network at eight to
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be an adult that it's clear that they
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might be a kid and you just have to
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prove as their parent regarding that
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you're allowing this to happen and they
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don't ask for an email for the kid they
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don't require the kid accounts that have
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a credit card I still don't quite
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understand what this means about you
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know especially the point in the set up
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process say I login is me and buy a game
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and the you know downloadable game did
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they see it when they log in as them
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like even though I bought it with my
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network ID and password can they play it
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like all these questions are not
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answered i'm assuming the answer she'll
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be fine but it's the uncertainty that
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bothers me all right so i got everyone's
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account set up and finally I said okay
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now wait now let me look at all the non
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game stuff hadn't started any game discs
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finally the system is updated the
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accounts are created the data is
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transferred let me look at all this
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other stuff that's there you know then
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let me look at the netflix app let me
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look at their TV control thing let me
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get everything set up every time I
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launch one of those things the
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individual applications also want to
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download an update Michael what the hell
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are you doing when you're doing a system
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update if you weren't updating like the
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netflix app and all the other stuff
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isn't that part of the system software
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so each one of those icons that I tapped
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on I was like up sorry you can't launch
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it I have to download
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update and then I go do something else
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uh the total time it took me to get the
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system from out of the box well I'm not
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ignoring the connecting to television to
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get from like all rights all connect to
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the television everything is set up
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start the clock now you're turning
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system on for the first time right five
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hour from 8pm to 1am five hours to set
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this thing and I'm not let's not like
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I'm doing crazy stuff here all I wanted
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was like make it like my we was with the
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counts for everybody no games played
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nothing installed like just bare bones
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and transfer the stuff from the week
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that is not a good first launch
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experience no I can set up a mac pro
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computer from being in the box and
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considerably less time that it took me
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to set this stupid thing I but a lot it
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to be fair a lot of that time was
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waiting for the stupid downloads to go
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and maybe it's because their servers
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were slow or you know my wife I say it
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was bad but this is not it's not a good
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experience did you do have you said you
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have one and you set it up by assume
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your experience was not five hours in
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college because you're not as obsessed
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as I am making it look having these
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where all your family and making it look
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like your we know I mean we I have a wii
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but that's at home and I set this up at
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here at the the world headquarters five
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by five world headquarters so I was not
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concerned at all about migrating
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anything I had what could be described
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as essentially a vanilla install kind of
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experience where I set it up plugged it
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in and let it do its thing downloading
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and I think it yeah the download itself
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of the update was the long part and I
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think that probably took an hour so for
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me it was more like a 90 maybe 120
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minute kind of thing but still it was
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still a long time did you launch any
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other apps did you look at the netflix
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client or the hulu client or the amazon
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video like all the did you launch each
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one of those because each one those also
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triggered and download yeah for me i did
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and i saw at this all my guests at 120
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minutes would include the you know like
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that little like then how is the weird
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thing is like you're saying it's like
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you launch something and you think it's
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just going to be there but no then that
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has to do it but those were much shorter
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those are like more like a five or ten
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minute yeah although each other like for
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the netflix one you had to go to the
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netflix website and type in this code or
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go to this URL to confirm these device
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to be able to you know it's like
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to be able to you know it's like
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just interminable setup and in all cases
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I feel like you know because all this
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stuff came out of the box it's not
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third-party that the nintendo stuff
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should be able to set this absolves you
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know this is not Nintendo strength
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system software is not their strength
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traditionally they didn't have any
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system software you shoved in a
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cartridge in your nes turn it on the
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game took over that was it there's you
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know and as that becomes less and less
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the case an intent was weakness and
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system software is becoming apparent all
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right so you want to do on the sponsor
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before I continue with us because
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there's so much more there is more okay
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shutterstock.com you'll find over 20
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million stock photos vectors
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illustrations video clips start your
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search at shutters calm and you will
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find the perfect image or video I mean
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whatever it is that you're looking for
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if you have an ad that you're working on
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maybe you're just doing a blog post and
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you want to do Christmas blog post and
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you want to have a little little festive
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image up there I mean where you going to
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find this stuff legit you get you get to
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get it from somewhere and they're going
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to have it you can do image packs he
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could do monthly subscription packages
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whatever you just choose whatever you
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need you know have to compromise it's
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more affordable than you think because
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they don't charge for the extra large
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sized files they don't nickel and dime
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you that way then you just download any
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image and any size and you pay only one
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price you can sign up for a free browse
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account you can look around you can put
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together these things that are called
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like boxes which are very cool cool ways
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to organize the different images that
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you find that you can share those so if
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you're collaborating working with other
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people you can share them you can make
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them public just go to shutterstock.com
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no credit card or anything like that and
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if you find an image that you want to
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purchase or a pack of images or a
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monthly subscription you just use the
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code dan sent me 12 dan sent me 12 and
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you'll get thirty percent off any
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package go check it out shutterstock.com
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alright so the setup process or clear of
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that now and really it is a one-time
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thing and maybe you know it's like well
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fine whatever its pain in the butt to do
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but everything went fine and you got
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through it and you won't have to do it
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again it's still black mark I'll briefly
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about the console itself which really is
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not you know I mean the actual thing
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that you stick the disc into right
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that's not a big deal sis on your TV
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whatever it's a little bit bigger than
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the wii console
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curved on the sides and stuff the noise
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level seems i'm gonna say lower than the
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wii if it's not lower by like measuring
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in decibels at least it's a nicer sound
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kind of in the philosophy of apples
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thing with their asymmetrical fans where
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as if it has a larger diameter fan
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that's going at lower RPM I don't know
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if that's actually the case but that's
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the quality of the sound it's like less
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high pitched whiny and obnoxious and
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that that's a trend because I've got a
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gamecube a wii and wii u all connected
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to my TV and the gamecube is the most
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sort of kissing and annoying and the wii
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is a little bit better and the wii u is
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better still so thumbs up on that i
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would like it if it was even quieter but
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at least we're making at least we're
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going in the right direction right the
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recess sync button in the front is a
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little bit hard to press if you don't
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have good finger nails and even if you
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do kind of feeling around trying to
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press it in there that's only a problem
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if you know how often do you think we
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remotes but now that I have two devices
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that want to share and fight over the
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wii remotes and i don't have enough to
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put four in each one right i am now
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opening the stupid battery doors and
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taking off the wii remote condom opening
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the battery door person that little red
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button and going up to the TV pushing
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the red button on a little thing that is
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not a fun or good process for you know
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the sinking works fine but it's a pain
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to resync things from one to the other
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and it's difficult for the kids to do
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when they get frustrated if they don't
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do it right and yeah but that's all i
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have to say about the console itself
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it's mostly non issue with the slot
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loading drive is nice and sturdy it does
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not feel cheap unlike the new super slim
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ps3 with a sliding door and just shove
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the disc in there that looks and feels
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cheap this feels nice and expensive so
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the gamepad controller now that I
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finally got one of these in my hands
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actually brought it and it's sitting on
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the desk next to me in case I need to
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refer to it and or fondle it while
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speaking although i'm not going to turn
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turn it on to the screen in the middle
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of the thing the viewing angle is not up
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to the standards set by the best iOS
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devices i guess that's to be expected
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like cuz those are I OS devices cost a
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lot of money and there you know it's a
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basically a big battery in a screen and
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a little tiny printed circuit board so
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yeah this is not forget about retina
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just in terms of color saturation and
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viewing angle this is not up to the
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standards of of even an iPod
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sure certainly not an iPad screen which
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is fine i understand it has to be cheap
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and whatever but like i don't know what
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i've paid fifty dollars more for a
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better screen maybe maybe not maybe
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they'll actually improve the screens
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like years later in newer versions the
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touch the screen is touchscreen is
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pressure sensitive not capacitive i use
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palm devices for years so I was kind of
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used to pressure sensitive touch uh but
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of course then I always came along and I
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got used to capacitive touch yeah for
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people who don't know capacitive touch
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like you don't actually have to press on
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the glass it doesn't doesn't sense how
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hard you press so please stop pressing
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really hard on your iPad's because it
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makes me cringe but pressure sensitive
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touch you actually have to press with a
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certain amount of force and the screen
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deflects not a lot but it deflects and
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that's how it senses that you're
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touching it but now going back to using
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a touchscreen after using capacitive
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touch is really weird feeling like an
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early example or in the setup process
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they had like you know text for you to
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read or something on the gamepad screen
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and they have this gigantic like
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comically big like brontosaurus scroll
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thumb did you see that anything like it
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it's like a proportional scroll thumb
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that fills up more than half the screen
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is comically huge it's like it's like
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super sized and so you see that and
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you're like uh you know right away this
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is weird because it's like wait wait
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this is a touchscreen why aren't they
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using the iOS way we're like you don't
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see a giant squirrel thumb and iOS like
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don't scroll them only appears that you
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grabbed the whole page and you drag it
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why don't they do that but I kind of see
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why they don't do that because when I
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went to grab this girl thumb and move it
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it was like hit or miss because I'm not
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used applying enough pressure especially
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when you're sliding your finger like you
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want to put your finger on this girls
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come and move it down the touchscreen
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but it's not you realize you have to
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apply constant pressure otherwise it
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thinks you've stopped pressing the
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screen because it has no idea that
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you're your finger is touching the
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screen unless you press and so it's kind
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of like stop start or sometimes we would
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register at app instead of a drag and
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you know all sorts of fumbling problems
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like that because you're not used to and
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it's uncomfortable to apply pressure
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like that and so now I see why they
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didn't just make you grab the whole
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region because he tried to grab the
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whole region and scroll it if it if you
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let up pressure and it suddenly
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interprets what you're doing is a tap
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that could beat apple stuff in there
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like links or buttons or other things so
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they want to give you a dedicated region
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here's where you screw up you're
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scrolling you
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growing over here and eventually I guess
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it will train us to apply the right
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pressure with our fingernail or whatever
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to to scroll the thing but that said the
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scrolling was surprisingly responsive if
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you provided enough pressure like the
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the jitteriness was not because it
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couldn't keep up with my scrolling and
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that was one of my fears from seeing the
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videos was that they couldn't even get
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like a scrollable region of text to
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perform well that fear was unfounded the
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performance and the menus for just
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growing text areas perfectly fine very
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responsive if you applied the right
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pressure and you can also scroll using
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the analog sticks in the d-pad and stuff
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so you don't need to mess with the
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screen scrolling if you just want to do
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with those then advantage that the iOS
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devices don't have is this a million
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other giggles around the thing there's
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also a stylist so according to Steve
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Jobs intend to blew it but you know
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using using a stylus on a
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pressure-sensitive screen really does
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take me back to my palm days because
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that's what it was got these little
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plastic stylist things and a
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pressure-sensitive screen and it's like
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going back in time it what that was
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actually i did not know maybe you know
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i'm just shows how out of loop i was i
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did not know that this thing had a
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stylus period until at one point it's
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like get the style and i was like oh why
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of course it has one day what does it
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not have it doesn't have like a solar
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powered generator ain't nothing they
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know and I'm like oh I guess it has a
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stylist that's weird and I found that I
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did not want to use it yeah well you
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know it makes some sense because some
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parts of the interfacing system allow
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you to draw pictures you know you can
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draw pictures to yourself that you see
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in the me verse and intend to lend stuff
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and drawing pictures you do not want to
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draw with your finger on a precious
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industry and let me tell you and solace
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is perfect for that so it totally makes
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sense of this styles and therefore for
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the drawing type activities and you know
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the thing is so big and it got
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everything why the heck not uh one
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problem with the stylist we already
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almost lost it like in the first day we
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had is like whereas the style it's right
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because the kids take it out and they
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use it because it is actually use in
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gameplay which I'll get to in a little
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bit they do sell these though and like
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Target and wherever else for they're not
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too expensive yeah so I felt like you
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know the things should come out of the
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box with like a packet of 17 of these
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little cheap plans it's just a little
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stick of plastic so I know should just
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go out and buy them I should just
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preemptively by all pack of them just
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assume they're going to be lost and I
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prefer them to be lost than to have it
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attached with the string which something
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like the leappad does
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for little kids but they attach the
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stylus with a string that is terrible
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because the string is always in the way
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and yeah yeah so I would prefer to lose
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it then and have attached by string but
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this they will get lost so next up to
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the analog sticks on these things the
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analog sticks is two of them were on the
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bar on the right and left side of the
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gamepad controller I hope everyone is
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from the past shows knows what the
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gamepad controller is not gonna you know
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go back and read ascribe to thing but
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now that have it in my hands we're just
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going to the detail so if you don't know
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what I'm talking about and don't
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understand what I'm talking about with a
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screen and a stylist and sticks just
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look up we u gamepad and you will find
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it up the analog sticks are commendably
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typed a very little slop slop is like
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when you there's a dead spot in the
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center where you can move the stick in a
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certain direction and nothing happens
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yet because you haven't actually sent a
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signal to the council all you're doing
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is moving in an empty space between like
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the lever that controls the little
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thingy so these things feel super tight
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as they showed out of the box but they
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feel very very tight oh and when I was
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noting that tightness it when i was
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first using the thing and playing with
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it it made me think about oh my god what
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the heck am I gonna do if they start to
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loosen up because you know my original
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GameCube controller the one that came
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with my original purple Game Cube has a
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huge amount of slop and it like this is
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gigantic dead zone all around center
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point of that thing because you know the
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plastic internal parts with whatever
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we're out from just years and years of
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abuse especially if you have super smash
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brothers for the Gamecube you will
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destroy your analog stick so over the
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years i purchased many new game
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controllers and i'm purchasing not
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because the old ones bro quit because i
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want a tighter stick lots of innuendo in
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the show ha i mean you can't play monkey
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ball with it with a loose analog stick
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you just can't needs to be tight so if
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the analog sticks on the game pits start
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to loosen up after you what do I have to
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do I have to buy like a new game pad for
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$85 or whatever it costs I don't want to
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you know that's I don't want to have to
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buy a whole new game pad in the ifixit
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teardown they showed that the internal
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parts are easily replaceable so maybe
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they'll be like aftermarket things where
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i can buy new analog sticks but i'm not
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looking forward to the day that the
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analog sticks loosen up in this game but
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maybe they've made a breakthrough in
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technology and they won't loosen up and
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they're made of like adamantium
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internally or something I don't know but
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I feel like super smash brothers for the
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Wii U or for any console can destroy any
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analog stick with enough usage
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so anyway the sticks themselves are a
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lot like the analog sticks on the wii
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nunchuk and there's no octagonal
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surround as i already planned about so
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I'm sad about that and if you really pay
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attention when you're first just
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flicking around the pads you'll notice
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that there's this tell me if you notice
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this may be just me there's this tiny
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sticky sensation and sound just off
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center so if you move the stick just a
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little bit in any direction you hear
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this little sound almost like a sticker
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is being partially peeled off a surface
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like right you feet and you also feel a
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little hitch ah and that sensation which
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is weird is giving you a clue it's that
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sensation is part of the mechanism that
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allows both sticks to be pressed in word
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for an additional input you can press
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the sticks in you can do is I think on
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the xbox too and I don't know if you can
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do the ps3 but anyway a lot of these
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makers for you like we can add one more
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possible button just push the stick
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inward right and what you're feeling
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when you're not pushing this big gamer
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but just using a stick as a normal stick
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is that little off-center stickiness is
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the hint them that mechanism exists i
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don't think it's an attentional hint but
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that's what i'm attributing to it all
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right so here's the problem I don't mind
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that sensation the office Anderson
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station with the sticky thing maybe
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that'll go away when they loosen up
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which you don't want to happen but
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actually doing this actually pressing
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one or both of the sticks inward to get
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that press which some things some games
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actually do require this as part of the
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gameplay doing that feels and sounds
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awful it I mean there's no slop it's not
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it's not like you know it has slapping
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anything but like is that's the one
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thing is like if you have a press and
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you're like oh every time I'm just using
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the stickers normal stick accidentally
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press it in and that feels bad too but
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that doesn't happen here but when you
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press them in it's like you're cracking
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the gamepad's knuckles and and I'm not a
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person who's grossed out by knuckle
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cracking sounds for the most part but
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pressing downward on those gamepads fix
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just feels like he gives it just like
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nails on a chalkboard just makes me feel
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icky and the other sensation that comes
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to mind again bringing back to my palm
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days is the spine crunching sound that
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you would get when you took an old palm
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thing with a big proprietary multi-pin
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port on the bottom when you put one of
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those into their dock you remember ahead
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doing that like I do like at an angle
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and it would like crunching that was
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like a dry crunch the game
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and pressing in that is a wet knuckle
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cracking noise you should get your have
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how to get your your gamepad controller
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now press that thing and tell me that is
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not like the the worst sensation that
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you know intentional I don't sentential
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sensation but it's something you're
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going to feel and it's not just a sound
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it feels like wet and gross and
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unsatisfying is not good and the bottom
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line is it actively discourages me from
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using the features in the game the
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required pressing in like boost the
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boosting mechanic in the Metroid blast
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game Nintendo land I just avoid boosting
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ever because I don't want to feel that
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feeling of pressing in that you know I
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don't like that mechanic in general I
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don't like pressing in the sticks for
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any type of movie feel like you should
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be able to use the face buttons and the
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triggers that are there especially if it
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requires fine you know analog
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directional control i don't want also
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have to shove the thing in but this is
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just this is a key maybe this is the
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personal thing you can try it yourself
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and see if you agree that indeed a key
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you want me to go get it I don't you
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have people to do that yes can you go
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get please Robin the here's the key in
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the they do you want me to bring I have
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the pro controller you can want to ask
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me about that I'll have ever get it
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right now yeah you can give me your gear
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bags I suppose that we controller the
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one with the screen and the other one
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thank you Hattie's on a plane so Rob
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Robin is going to get hey go there she
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goes so uh next bit while you wait the
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trigger is on the thing triggers in the
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shoulder buttons I think they're good
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they fall under your fingers readily
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than uh talk word to hit they feel good
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it's kind of a shame that they are all
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digital buttons rather than analog
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meaning you're either pressing the
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button or you're not there's no like
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halfway so you can't use it as like a
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fine-tuned throttle in a racing game
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where you press it in partially uh the
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the gamecube controllers analog trigger
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buttons we're kind of crappy but the
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analog triggers on the xbox controller
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actually are good and useful you can use
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them for throttles and racing games but
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that's not gonna happen you're busy to
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just on/off buttons unless it's a shame
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but the texture on the buttons thanks
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i'm very very much trouble how you got
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announced she has them thank you you can
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give it a try first of all did first of
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all did I before I mentioned this did
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you even know that that was a thing you
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could do with this controller pressing
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sticks no no never never I mean you
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would have eventually known if you play
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one of the games that instruct you to do
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it but it never occurred to you that
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that was a thing that could be done so
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now do it tell me how it feels that's it
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do you hear it and I hear it I mean it's
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not gonna sound the same over you know
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over Skype over it is not it's not as
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bad as you're making it out but it's not
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it's not good maybe you got a defective
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one no I mean I mean it's not you're
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right it's not terrible i'm doing i'm
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doing right now with mine too it just
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does not feel good to me maybe really
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it's not it's not like it I get what you
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mean when you because I hadn't even
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tried this I get what you mean that it
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feels more like a like something like
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like you're your prey you're pushing the
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boundaries of the the way that this
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thing has been a fixed in there as
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opposed to somebody you should be doing
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yeah is like yeah like you're not
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breaking your fingers or making them do
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something they're not supposed to do but
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on the other hand it's also like not the
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normal operation of fingers to be
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cracking the knuckled and it makes a
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similar sound and feels a similar way
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maybe you know again I'd rather have it
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be this tight and have an icky sound
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than be loosened annoying me when I'm
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just using analog controls but I find it
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not satisfying and that's what the
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things that make a controller these fine
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details like it's about to mention
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before you got the controllers and that
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the texture on the shoulder buttons if
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you flip it over and look at those like
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it that's a nice plastic texture like
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it's a matte finish off I knit you know
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he can't even answer he's gonna have a
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show anymore yeah would would find this
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texture of plastic right at home on a
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BMW console like for the texture that's
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on the shoulder button in the trigger
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buttons it's a nice matte finish
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expensive feeling and you know those the
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details that make up the great
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controller you know all the little parts
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that you touch and feel have to feel
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good now I'm holding the pro controller
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now does it do the same thing it does
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exactly the same thing it's a little
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it's a little cheaper feeling when you
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press it down but it feels like it goes
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down a little bit more it does it feel
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like the little the squishing do you
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feel like the wet squish or is it are
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kind of a dry thunk is more dry than
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like when you're taking walk and does it
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have like cinnamon or nutmeg
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connoisseurs of the controller a bit of
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a blackberry no time getting here and
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the finish is like cherry and horse
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manure a little bit of a musty and
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there's a taste of the barnyard in this
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one yeah yeah it it does not feel as
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good as the main controller but it does
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not feel bad it looks good it feels
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great the Wii U pro controller it feels
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great though yeah I'm gonna get when I
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was and check it out although I don't
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think it will displace the Gamecube no
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I'm sure it won't so the d-pad speaking
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of things to feel good the deep head on
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the the gamepad controller after the
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embarrassing d-pad on the gamecube
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controller which was the low point in
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the history of Nintendo's d-pads this
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d-pad on the gamepad controller is great
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it's really big it's they got the nice
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finish on its nicely curved it's a
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beautiful d-pad maybe people might
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complain that they want to load impul in
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the middle I don't I think it's great
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the way it is and you know the material
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choice is overall in the game Pettit
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really nice like that the glossy finish
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on the top I thought maybe that's going
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to be lame and of course you know glossy
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black finish plastics gonna show
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fingerprints and it does it shows
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fingerprints and it gets all mucky and
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everything but like in practice it
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doesn't bother me like look this is the
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thing you're gonna hold in your hand
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it's gonna get your monkey finger grease
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all over it fine I think it works I
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think having the glossy top with the
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matte finish buttons and matte finish
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you know controller things combined with
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like the non-glossy bottom where you
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grip it it all it all works out because
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I want more traction on the bottom but
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I'm okay for being slippery on the top
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in fact it might even be a benefit so I
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can differentiate by texture that you
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know the controls and everything so I
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give a thumbs up to to that design the
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main button area with a B and X and Y
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arranged in a diamond pattern
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disappointing to me because all the
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buttons are the same size and they're
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arranged in a perfectly symmetrical
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diamond pattern because that looks nice
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not because that's the best way to put
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them for your fingers which is a shame
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the buttons are also not in the primary
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control position but having played
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several dual-stick games with the
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gamepad controller I can see why they
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did that like it's much better to have
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none offset analog sticks than to put
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the buttons in the primary control
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more is the pro controller does the same
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thing you've got in front of it also
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doesn't have the buttons in the primary
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position it's like you gotta do that
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with both of them
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Zelda game like not the 2d ones or
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anything we'll use the wii remote and
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the nunchuck or something so i don't
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have to play an 80-hour game with my
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left thumb 3 inches higher than my right
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thumb because they're offset you know I
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that may upset me but for now I
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understand why they did the way they did
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it make sense with the the games that I
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played on the gamepad gripping the
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gamepad controller it's got a minor case
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of Dreamcast syndrome Dreamcast
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controller syndrome a Dreamcast had a
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controller where the sides were straight
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and you sort of put your fingers under
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little ridges on the side that's very
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much like the gamepad only it's much
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wider and the sides of the gamepad are
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exactly perpendicular to the front and
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back I mean it's curved it's got curve
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you know corners and everything but it's
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a rectangle shape and that's also mostly
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true of the gamecube controller the game
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coupe with all doesn't flare out in the
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same way that the ps3 controllers horns
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do but the design of the game controller
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with the actual little horn nubby things
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is such that your arm can still come in
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from an angle and you can comfortably
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grip the thing using a little horns you
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don't have to make like for example your
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the line from your elbow to your wrists
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you know have to make two parallel lines
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like go like you know Tyrannosaurus Rex
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where you get your elbows together so
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they're so that your elbows are two
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inches apart because so your hands can
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be two inches apart you don't come in
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from an angle right well if you try to
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come in from an angle on the gamepad
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controller it feels awkward because all
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you've got us that little ribbed ridge
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on the bottom to put your fingers
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underneath so it forces your hands to
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start to become parallel with the edges
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of the gamepad which means you have lots
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of risk deflection this would much be
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much better with a diagram but if you're
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holding your gamepad controller you can
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kind of see this you know it's hard to
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keep alignment between your forearms and
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your wrists it's hard not to let your
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hands just go flat to the side and then
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your arms go out at an angle and that's
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very bad if you have our sire even if
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you don't to have to make be making
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constant repeated to find motions of
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your fingers while your tendons go
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through a risk that's bent at an angle
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you want you want your wrist to be
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straight so you want your arms to come
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in from an angle from it so again I hope
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not to use the gamepad in the majority
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of the time that I use that I play like
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my serious games no serious my like my
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real Zelda game that I'm going to play
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on the thing in the real 3d Mario game
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that I'm going to play maybe
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fooling myself and I should just resign
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myself to the fact that I'm gonna be
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playing zelda for 80 hours on a by
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holding a gamepad but I will be sad
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about that because the ergonomics are
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not great then why the ergonomics not
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great there's no reason they couldn't
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made this thing some crazy shape that
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was perfect for gripping onto listen no
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we got to make it look like a rectangle
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that's like you know I understand why
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they did it with the wii remote it's
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supposed to look like a television
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remote control at least they curve the
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bottom up but that worked out okay for
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them there's no reason this thing has to
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be a rectangle except for them saying
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well we wanted to look kind of like a
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tablet I mean it does looks like a leap
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pad not a not an iPad but you know I
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wish they would have said you know what
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there's no reason this has to look like
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a tablet make it so that if not you
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don't have to be adult hands there make
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it so that it has handles that you know
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you can grip from an angle and have your
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hands full readily on the controls it
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doesn't have to look like a tablet at
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all and in fact they've already because
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it's made kind of like a tablet
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frequently you know we'll put it down on
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the couch for a second or put it down on
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a lap or on a pillow on someone's lap
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and it will accidentally activate the
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left or right shoulder buttons causing
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the screen to jump and then you know the
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kids are confused about why the screen
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keeps changing and they're not touching
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it it's because they're activating the
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shoulder buttons because the shoulder
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buttons you know touch the ground when
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you put it down because it's made kind
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of like a flat tray so I do wish that
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they had made it much uglier looking and
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weird-looking but there was more
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comfortable to hold and than it is but
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what can you do video lag once you turn
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the thing on like if you use a game that
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shows the same image on the TV screen as
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I goes yeah what did that I was very
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curious to hear your thoughts on this
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yeah remember the video that I think of
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putting the show notes of showing some
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guy like showing it was like 17 frames
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of lag between like it would you know
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Remy look we learned that the game pad
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gets its signal 160 of a second later
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than the tell the back of the television
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set gets that same signal but then we
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also learn from that video that many
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television sets introduced tremendous
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delays and that causes it to look like
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the gamepad is actually way way ahead of
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the television because the television
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even though we got it signal first it
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had to be processed through all these
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different steps and by the time it gets
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displayed the gamepad is way ahead uh in
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my setup with my television set into
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like you know the game mode that
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supposedly removes all the processing
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and everything I have like a custom game
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mode the tweaks the color settings so
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though not hideous by the way if you
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have game mode for your television don't
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just set it to game mode because game
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mode always cranks up the
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eration and brightness to insane levels
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and makes everything look cartoonish try
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to actually adjust the color bounds but
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also try to disable all the noise
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filtering stuff that slows down your
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processing so what I did was played the
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new super mario bros u which mirrors the
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screen in both locations and hold the
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thing out in front of me and see if i
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could detect visually any difference
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between what i see on the TV screen and
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what i see on the gamepad screen and i
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could not I couldn't tell if one was
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ahead or they look it looked exactly
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dead-on maybe it's because my television
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introduces a 160 of a second delay and
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now they're exactly in sync or maybe
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it's because I can't detect the 163 of a
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second delay but suffice it to say that
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it is a non issue with my setup it is ah
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perfectly support someone else then chat
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room off my TV s THX mode it does I
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don't know how that helps me though is
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that THX mode still leave some
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processing on it leave um so system
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menus and stuff i'm also gonna skip
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these because they're boring with the
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miiverse and all that stuff but suffice
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it to say that the load times between
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menu screens is way way way way way too
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long I guess imagine if you were using
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iOS and every time you hit the home
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button it was a 15 second delay before
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you saw a springboard again okay that's
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what it's like using this thing because
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it has a home button and you press it
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you're like all right come on I shall we
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throw me out screaming all the icons
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again and you're staring at it there's
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no progress bar there's no waiting
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cursor you're just staring at a thing it
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says like we liked it frees you is it
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dead no it's just that's unacceptable as
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Lemongrab would say I actually did see
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that episode damn should be excited
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about that I'm thrilled to hear that I
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had no idea that you had just seen that
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i paid a season pass for words but i
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thought the kids might like it and i
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showed it to him and they did not like
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it but one of them says they watched was
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uh unacceptable huh yeah i don't
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understand why these menus are so slow
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because this entire thing like the OS
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and all those like you live in a
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springboard that's all n flash on the
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wii it's not like there's an optical
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just to slow it down it's not like we're
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waited waiting on game load times are
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seek from some little optical you know
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laser reading a spinning disk why is it
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so slow why is it take so long to go
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back to the screen so i really hope
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system updates improve this mine fed and
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chat room says supposedly there's
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already a update to help fix this i I
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believe they can fix it and it amazes me
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that a company so obsessed with
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responsiveness in the actual games is so
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bad at making just you know menus that
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can travel between like it should be
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instantaneous you know but it's not all
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right so I want to talk about the two
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games for my wii u I've got a Nintendo
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land which came with the console right
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which was really I think the only game I
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needed to get a measure of the system
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because it is kind of the UH that's the
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purpose that game and I also have what
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does the full title this thing uh okay
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imma know it's a new super mario
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brothers you it's kind of long longer
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title yeah I think that's I think it
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should i'm looking it up right now but I
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just delete everything about your super
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marry you did you delete that yeah my
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notes like maybe I just leave okay it is
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called new super mario brothers you oh
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there it is I just Kim and I put it into
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the show notes which
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by the way can be found at five by five
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TV / hypercritical / 99 yeah that's too
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much like how long can you put new in
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front of Super Mario Brothers and it's
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obvious they already had new super mario
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brothers like was like originally on the
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des or something like you can't still be
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new why see why do they need to put new
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I think it's Ben's like we stop making
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2d Mario's for a while and then they
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said you know we're gonna make more 2d
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Mario's and now it's like the new super
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mario brothers you to distinction I
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don't know and how it would wait so it
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there's there isn't a super mario
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brothers you buy without the new yeah
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new super mario brothers parenthesized
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that expression that i get at indicates
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the second second run at making to do
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marrow games that nintendo started a
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couple years but on it okay and now it's
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the U version of that I wondered that I
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wondered that I do having been out of
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this for a long time I'd I had no idea
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and I thought that they would just were
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calling it new because hey like the Wii
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U is new you know yeah it doesn't make
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sense and once again proves that uh
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spoken and written languages should have
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parentheses just like programming
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languages do because it really helps to
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aid an understanding of precedence I
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don't think it's gonna catch on though
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alright so let me start by saying as you
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might have noticed that i am not a fan
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of 2d Mario games yes you did mention
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that you said you don't like
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side-scrollers in general you would
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prefer the 3d type games yeah I mean not
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that I think the terrible and don't like
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them but it's certainly they were you
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know mesmerizing when the NES came out
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to see the little guy run to the right
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and jump like it was awesome right but
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once the 3d versions came out I like how
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I left those behind alright so I enjoyed
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them when they were the state of the art
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but once they weren't 3d gives much more
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of what I wanted from that but the
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reason I got it was that I just really
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wanted to see uh I finally see Mario in
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high definition this ain't was just like
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it's been too long it's a long time
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coming i waited so long was so
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disappointed to the wii was in high
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definition i just want to see the little
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guy with the plumber hat and the
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mustache running in high definition and
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it definitely delivers on that the new
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super barbells you looks really really
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really good it doesn't look like a
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groundbreaking it looks like what you
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would expect a 2d Mario game
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fuckin high definition but it really
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yeah the backgrounds are beautiful
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everything is nice and crisp and sharp
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and I like how they designed everything
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it's not like they didn't go for like
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dark and edgy or whimsical is just
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straight on right down the middle 2d
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Mario game that's that it didn't get
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very far on the game because I stink at
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it and you know for the most part it
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plays like a traditional 2d Mario game I
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don't know if they've ever tweaked the
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acceleration curves and stuff like that
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certainly they have tweaked the graphics
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but it feels the same that slow build up
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that you can move around in the air and
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all the different moves you can make and
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they add extra things with the squirrel
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suit and all the other spin moves that
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you can do it's a little bit the
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controls a little bit weird because you
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can use the wii remote but then you have
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use it sideways and i hate using the wii
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remote sideways it is terrible
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controller i'd rather have a i would
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rather have an actual nes controller
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than the wii remote sideways that tells
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you how bad in terms of comfort level
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the wii remote being sideways especially
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but as the motion pro success around it
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it's just a mess but then you have like
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shake it to do a certain effect and you
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don't wanna be shaking the thing while
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you're trying to do precision
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platforming you can use the triggers on
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the gamepad to do it so the gamepad is
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actually a superior controller for this
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up one frustrating thing while playing
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games like this that you can play in
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either place is that when you choose to
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play on the television ah you know I
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don't want to be distracted by seeing
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the same images moving around on the
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gamepad screen all right like I mean I
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guess I could just say well just don't
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look down there because there's no
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reason for you to look in there but it
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but it's it's emitting light right and
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if the room is a little bit dark and the
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changes you know it I find a distracting
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what I would really like is a simple way
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to turn off the gamepad screen while
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playing on the TV and there is a system
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controlled way on the gamepad to turn
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off the gamepad screen but every time
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you tried to do that it turns right back
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on as soon as I start using the gamepad
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to control things I mean I guess I could
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put a piece of paper over it or
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something else to block it but you know
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I suppose I'll just get used to ignoring
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it but I would like it would be nice if
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there was like a button bland there's a
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hardware volume control on like a and
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peppered is great I would like a
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hardware just turn off the screen pun
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but I guess probably people would
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accidentally turn off the screen and
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then not figure out what the heck is
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going on and think the thing is
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defective and return it so again I
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understand why they didn't include it
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but it would be nice ah the two player
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aspects the playing this game with the
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gamepad not particularly exciting the
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second player can add blocks for their
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first player and this is a place where
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the stylist might come in because you
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might want it you're looking at the
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gamepad screen
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all you're seeing is what I also see on
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the television but you can tap with the
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stylist to place blocks for me to jump
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on adore a series of blocks you can also
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stun enemies with your styles and stuff
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like that so that's kind of fun but not
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that earth-shattering in practice the
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most effective use of that skill at
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least for this household of people who
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are not good at 2d Mario games is to
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just place blocks preemptively place
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brock's blocks on top of bottomless pits
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just in case the person who's playing
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this is a jump they'll land on your
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blocks like it's not using blocks to
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help them to get tuned out of reach area
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so much is just blocking off the
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bottomless pit so if they miss a jumpy
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they'll still survive I think there's
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also a multiplayer mode were multiple
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people complain Mary's at the same time
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sort of like the previous New Super
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Mario Brothers games what we didn't try
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that one and we didn't try that one
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mostly because my son was raised on 3d
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games and has very meager 2d skills like
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I'm not good but I can you know clear
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the first couple levels with no problem
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you know yeah I don't expect to die and
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tell them you know four or five levels
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in he couldn't get past the very first
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level this is not someone who's
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incompetent of games is someone who's
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like you know played through Twilight
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Princess twice and in the process of
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playing through Skyward Sword twice and
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I wouldn't wake her twice as well he's
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played 80-hour complicated games all the
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way through to the end but he just has
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no concept of how you know these 2d
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controls work differently than 3d
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controls and it's just too unforgiving
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like if you miss one jump you fall into
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the pit that's it you don't you can't
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save yourself you know and he doesn't he
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doesn't find it fun enough to continue
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playing like he almost made it to the
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end of the first board is like man you
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know then ran into lives and that was it
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hmm so you know I I don't blame and I
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don't I didn't try to give him a 2d
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gaming education because I think 3d
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games are more fun so there we have it
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with this game when I did play on the
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game pet only I did notice a slight
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softness of the image compared to what
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it looks like on my fancy shmancy HDTV
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because it is lower resolution you know
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that the gamepad screen is not full
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1080p HD resolution so it does have to
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be scaled down and it looks a little bit
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softer and part of that is also just
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that my cell phone screen is higher
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quality than this not-so-great LCD
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screen here in terms of color saturation
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in response time and all that stuff but
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it's perfectly acceptable I would be
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very happy
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playing game just on the gamepad uh if
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it was my only option and I was in the
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middle of something and people wanted to
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use the TV but you know I didn't really
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have that problem I think it's more of
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an appeal for kids because if you're an
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adult no one gets to take the t be away
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from you except for maybe your wife but
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if you're a kid grown-ups are always
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coming in and saying all right well you
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know we want to watch whatever you want
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to watch and you want to keep playing
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your game and so you can on the gamepad
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controller and I think that use case
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actually will come in for kids playing
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things and it's perfectly fine to play
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on the device although I tested out the
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range like how far away from the way you
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can you get with the gamepad right and
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still play with the thing and they kept
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saying like it was like 26 feet but you
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could actually go like a hundred feet
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maybe you can go 100 feet in an empty
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field but in my house with walls
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apparently filled with metal or what I'm
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that is going on here I just go into the
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next room just one room over and that's
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it can't get the signal anymore like I
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couldn't even bring I couldn't even
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bring the gamepad over to my computer in
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the other room to look at the mac
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address because the screen and the worst
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thing about is that screen turns off and
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says oh sorry lost signals the wii u was
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like just leave the previous image on it
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had the mac address that I me or
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whatever I needed to copy down uh yeah I
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can't use it in any other room than the
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room the television this which is fine
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like those couches in that room and or
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whatever but don't expect that you're
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gonna be able to go three floors up in
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your house and keep playing your mario
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game because you want maybe if your
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house is more radio transparent than my
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ancient house you'll have better luck
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but i think it probably has very long
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which makes some kind of sense because
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it has very stringent latency demands
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that you know to provide the performance
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that it wants so it's not like Wi-Fi in
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the house where if you can just barely
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get a signal you know TCP we'll just
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keep retrying and eventually your
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packets will get through that's not the
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same area has to be kind of real time so
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that's Mary are you well that's not the
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actual that's why i like to call it
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because it's less of a mouthful then
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there's nintendo land nintendo land is
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trying to fill the role that wii sports
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played kind of showing what's possible
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with the system because when you get a
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wii comes with wii sports and it'd be
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like oh you can do this is what you do
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with you wave your arms around like
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crazy person and you can bowl and stuff
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alright uh and so nintendo land is ok i
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got this crazy system with this weird
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control over the screen on it how is
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this supposed to work what are you
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supposed to do and mario does not show
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that off because Mario was like good
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samaria game have fun right it doesn't
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all the millions of ways you can use
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think but that's the role of
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nintendoland but it's very different
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than wii sports in terms of the game is
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actually like so first big differences
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that is far far less accessible than wii
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sports was wii sports you know you had
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some constructions that showed like hold
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the thing like this and they'd show like
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a stick figure saying roll this way or
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whatever before the game started and you
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could basically go yeah yeah yeah and
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not pay too much tension it and anyone
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be able to quickly figure it out like it
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may be because they were analogies in
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real life like tennis you don't have to
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now to play tennis just swing your hand
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it looks kind of like you're swinging at
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a tennis thing and it would work and you
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didn't have to spend time poring over
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the instructions and people would pick
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it up like that like you know if you've
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ever been bowling before maybe it's a
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little bit tricky to fare with the be
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trigger but you know some some gamer
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person who's there to assist says I
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don't know you hold them be and then you
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let it go once you figure that out it's
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natural but you know especially things
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like tennis perfectly natural right
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Nintendo laying games are much more
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complicated as much more sophisticated
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instructors that you actually have to
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read even if you're a gamer otherwise
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you won't know what that you're doing
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even if you do read them it's so
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unnatural like their interactions that
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even gamers aren't used to that you just
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it takes a while for you to sort of
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figure it out so you cannot take grandma
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plop or down in front of an tenderloin
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game and have her go nuts because it's
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just it's too much I think too many too
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many things move it too many moving
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parts too much do you actually have to
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read and the odds of a first time user
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correctly guessing how a game works
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without actually reading and paying
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attention the instructions are very very
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slim like if you say you just skip
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through the instructions on the wii game
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you could probably figure out tennis
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without seeing them but if you skip to
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the instructions of some of these games
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you will have no idea what's going on
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you will not have a fun experience you
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will not figure it out even if you're a
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gamer you'd be like let me try this this
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because sometimes you just you just
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can't guess what they're trying to make
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you do because you've never played a
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game like this before ah and once the
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controls are understood it requires some
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of the games require substantial gaming
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experience to effectively use the
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controls like you may understand how it
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works but there's a lot of stuff to do
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in multiple screens and triggers and
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sticks and and some people using remotes
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and where am I looking on the screen
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you're supposed to look over there they
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try to help you saying like you know if
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you're looking in the wrong place
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they'll be a messages says please look
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down on the gamepad if you're like me
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the gamepad you're not supposed to
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assess please look up the TV screen but
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uh having to see that message all the
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time and not understanding what's going
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on is not good like it's hard enough in
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a split screen game I
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you know mara kart double dash on the
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gamecube or something where you you know
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you play with somebody and you have to
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tell your the upper left corner just
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look over there don't look at my guy was
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there looking at your guy and think
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they're doing great when really they
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just driving off into the water right
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that's hard enough now double the number
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of screens and some people have a remote
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control and some people have a gamepad
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and it's just yeah it's computing
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sometimes you have to point the gamepad
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at the TV screen which people are now
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also not used to doing uh and you know
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just understanding how control inputs
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translate into motion in a 3d space is
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hard enough like ignore everything just
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have a TV screen and a controller just
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getting people to understand how to
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control a little dude in 3d space is
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hard enough now add to that the
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possibility of moving the controller
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itself in 3d space which changes the
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viewport on the on the gamepad screen
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and now figure out how now when i move
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the analog stick now that i've moved the
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gamepad to change the viewport now what
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does it's it's like another degree of
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indirection in figuring stuff out and
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for gamers it comes pretty easily but if
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you if you don't if you have trouble
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moving around a simple character 3d
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space you are not going to like moving a
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character on 3d space while moving the
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gamepad around in 3d space which changes
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your view of that space it will not be
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good right now it's not an
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insurmountable barrier by any means it
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is just a huge contrast with the amazing
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accessibility of wii sports in the way
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where everyone was did the whole
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families happily wave and wii remotes
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around within five minutes that will not
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happen with Nintendo land unless your
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whole family is whole hardcore gamers so
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there and I think they're there will be
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a longer period of confusion and
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possibly also frustration within ten
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dolan and i'm not sure some people may
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not last because if you try to show aunt
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sue how to play nintendo land and it's
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frustrating she's got like a timer and
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like three minutes goes by she's like
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yeah you know not for me right it
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doesn't if it doesn't become within a
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certain threshold then that's it i don't
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think this is bad for nintendo
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necessarily i'm just characterizing
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intend Elena's not like we sports uh as
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for showing what's possible the system
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in tenderloin does a really good job uh
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because it tries out many many many
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different possibilities now certainly
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not all the ones but it shows the range
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of what you might be able to do
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unfortunately many of the possibilities
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explored don't result in games that I
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want to play you know it's a lot of
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experiments and some of them are failed
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experience some of them maybe I consider
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cautionary tales like you could do this
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but does it make a fun game actually no
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it does not so
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maybe third party game makers don't do
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this because it's not fun but I think
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that's an important role to play like
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show all the different things you can do
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the interaction i find most off-putting
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is any game that requires me to look at
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the television screen and the gamepad
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like interleaved look at the television
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screen now like while you're playing now
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if you look at the television screen now
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to look at the gamepad now I've looked
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at the elegant screen back to the game
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pet they use it a lot to heighten
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tension where you have to like take your
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eyes off something briefly to look at
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the other screen and you know that when
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you're taking your eyes off something
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bad could be happening but you have to
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do something on the other screen all the
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while worried that you're missing some
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piece of information is only visible on
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the screen you're not looking at it
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that's fine it does increase tension but
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maybe I'm an old man now but the
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constantly changing your focal distance
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is not not friendly to old people eyes
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right now the constant look not
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something you look forward to doing it
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actually makes you feel tired when you
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think about doing that yeah and like
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maybe young people it's not a big deal
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to them but for all people it is a big
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deal it's not comfortable to constantly
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change your focal distance it's just not
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uh so that you know that makes those
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type of games you know I give those with
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thumb down do not make me during
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real-time game place which one's going
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to that it's fine if you wanna use it
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for like an inventory or a map screen
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where it's like task-based then the game
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is paused when you're going down to it
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like that type of thing would be fine
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but you know real-time things combing in
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one direction or the other on screen I
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don't think what is that word chroming
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know anyway there's a word that I mean
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that sounds something like that but it's
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not that word moving around on the
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screen I don't want to be added to add
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to this to be constantly refocusing my
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eyes it makes me not feel good so thumbs
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down on that Oh for me two types of
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games work to the best with the set up
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the first for the games where the second
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screen was used to create an imbalance
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and information where the person with
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the gamepad screen could see things and
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new things that the people who are
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looking in television didn't know or
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nice person right that works really well
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because no one has to look for one
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screen to go you either play the whole
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time looking to the TV you play the
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whole time looking at the gamepad ah and
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that imbalance and information it's the
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same type of imbalance information you
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have an online multiplayer game only you
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can have it with the whole family
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sitting in the same room which is great
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so there's a whole bunch of multiplayer
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chasing capture games that use this
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mechanic
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and there they are very fun surprisingly
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fun for how simple they are some of them
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are even just on one screen where
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nothing actually moves like you just
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filling your television with one board
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looks like a maze and that's the whole
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game those are surprisingly fun simply
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done with the imbalance information the
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other type of game it was very
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successful was the time that uses the
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second screen to allow multiplayer
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cooperative or a competitive gameplay
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without having to split the television
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screen and it may not seem like a big
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deal was like all right well so used to
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split screen multiplayer who cares you
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all find so you get your whole screen
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back to yourself is that really that big
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of a deal I think it is first of all
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unfriendly even experienced players can
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find themselves accidentally thinking
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great when really they're you know
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driving off into a ditch uh and seeing
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the full screen for your stuff is good
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again you can have the imbalance
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information for competitive games you
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don't want the other person's to see
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that you're sneaking up on him and you
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know Goldeneye or whatever now you can
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actually have that experience both of
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you sitting in the same room not having
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to be on pcs or bring in some weird
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setup or whatever slang one console
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system but having real true two-player
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game where you both have the proper you
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know multiplayer experience now as a
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bonus a lot of these games also track
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the motion of the gamepad as if were you
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pour it into a larger world so the
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person who uses the gamepad actually
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gets a different control experience
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because it's not you know the person who
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is playing the regular thing maybe has a
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camera control or something like that
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but the person who is playing the game
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pad is two analog sticks but also can
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just by moving the gamepad controller
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look in a different direction the best
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games that allowed you to do this type
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of thing also let you move the camera
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with one of the analog sticks and again
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it's getting its like expert games well
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okay to change where I'm looking I can
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actually you know move the gamepad
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around to be facing in their direction
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but I can also move the camera with the
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thumb stick and you know this this
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combination would be this is kind of
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expert controls but this combination
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being able to change the camera with
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both the stick and a thing that's
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essential to keep you from ending up
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facing backwards basically like if you
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want to turn around look behind you but
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if you don't realize that you can
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control the camera with thumb sticks
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you're gonna find yourself sitting on
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the couch twisting your body entirely
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around backwards like it's not come
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bonus weird right so they have to give
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you they have to give you a way to
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combine them so that may seem like it's
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bad it's like well so am I supposed to
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look with the camera shy use a thumb
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stick maybe I'll just you know ignore
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the stupid gamepad crap and I'll just
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use it the way the way you would
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normally use it with you know I'm used
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to first-person shooters on on a console
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so I'm just gonna control my camera
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control where I'm aiming with with the
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analog stick is fine with me i don't
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could do anything i'm not going to twist
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my body around at all right and i'm not
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a fan of first-person aiming with analog
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sticks like they have in console games
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uh I find you know aiming that way is
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terrible and the mouse and keyboard is
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better right uh and so when I was using
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this thing with a camera control to
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places like oh well once i figure that
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out why am I ever gonna like you know
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turn my torso to look in a slightly
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different direction it seems insane why
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would I just use the thumbstick well the
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reason you wouldn't is because aiming by
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moving where the gamepad is not for the
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big moves for the small fine-tune move
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yes way more precise and accurate it's
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not mouse and keyboard accurate but it's
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really close yeah it's so much better
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than using the stick and if you don't
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realize that cuz you're like an old
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grumpy gamer like the first time you do
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it you like I don't like this I can pick
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these guys off by dusting up this small
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movement so I use the thumb stick for
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the gross movements of like I want to
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look to my left now and when I'm aiming
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i'm using and the gamepad the gyros that
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we talked about with all those six you
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know six different accelerometers
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wherever the heck it was it is rock
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solid it is very responsive no matter
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where I point the thing I have never had
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to recalibrate or reorient it except for
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like the you know during the game start
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up it feels really good so whatever they
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did inside this thing to make it since
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it really feels like you know I could
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just move it where I want and it's very
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accurate and feels really good like
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Metroid blast is the game that combines
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the most of these things because uh it
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metro a blast i give you a warning to be
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anything like this is the nintendo land
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game most geared for advanced players
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like so they warn you going in like
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don't maybe try to get grandma to play
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metroid blast but it is my favorite game
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and i like to play as the ship you can
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play as samus's ship and you play on the
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gamepad and you can fly around level and
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everyone else is on foot and they either
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they divide up the screen if there's
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more than one of them and the ship is
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controlled with both analog sticks with
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a kind of weird arrangement
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one stick makes you with higher and
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lower like altitude and lets you twist
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the ship left and right the other stick
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moves the ship forward and backwards and
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strafe seeeeee I don't know how about
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that word came from like doom I guess it
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really means no does it I don't know I
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can never decide if strafe is accurate
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but everyone who plays for a certain
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games knows what I mean so the other
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stick you know it translates you
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laterally without twisting right and so
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you have two sticks to control a thing
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in 3d space and you can pull off some
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pretty sophisticated maneuvers once you
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can get your head wrap your head around
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the controls and the aiming is done by
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positioning the camera with you know
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with the gamepad by looking in one
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direction or another I mean you can also
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aim by you know moving left to right
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twisting your ship left to right but you
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can also be aiming in a direction that's
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slightly different from the direction
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you're traveling so it's a very
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complicated control screaming you can
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choose some pretty amazing things with
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it and it's fun game or you know it's
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all these games are not let's not like
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real Metro supposed to like you're an
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amusement park and you dress up like
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Metroid and you fight against
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animatronic versions of Metroid enemies
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which are sort of comical wooden block
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creations that resemble you know that
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looks like cray but it's not actually
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great ah that's a fun game and I like
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being able to fly on the level you can
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pick up the little guys and they can
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grapple onto you and you can you know
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swoop down and you know get power-ups
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for them and drop them off and save
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people who are injured and you only lose
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the game when everyone loses all there
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you know they have a collective health
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bar for everybody combined when my son
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was playing on his own he chose to play
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the Zelda battle quest game which is
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sort of kind of like the Zelda fide
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version of the sword game from wii
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sports resort where you don't you know
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it's on Rails they move you for you
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don't you don't control where how you
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wall right right hope you stop or go and
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you the gamepad shoots arrows and the
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Wii Remote fights with the sword huh so
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intend to land overall I would say if
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you have a wii u you should get nintendo
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land if only to see all the things that
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are possible and i guarantee you will
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find at least one or two games that are
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worth the purchase nothing maybe no not
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worth 60 bucks maybe be better if it was
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like 30 bucks but if it's a packing game
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that's why you should get the black one
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so why everyone should get the black one
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ah I give him 10 to let a thumbs up and
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if you like to do Mario's I suppose I
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give New Super Mario Bros u a thumbs
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upses well
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one frustrating aspect of the gamepad as
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we talked about this before the two to
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five hour battery life that really does
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end up being a problem it's not so much
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that a single person is going to play
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you know we--you for two to five hours
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because you know you hear your mother
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scolding are you playing that game for
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five hours you're gonna stop right
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although that can certainly happen when
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you have you know long-running games
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that's just something the gamers do is
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go on this gaming binges the social
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gamers who don't have young kids or
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families because they can actually have
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that ability in other words gamers ya
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know i'm a gamer and I have it right but
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but you know even in the case of my
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house while the kids running around like
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on that first day we got the thing set
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up it wasn't just me playing like
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everyone was taking a turn right
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everyone gets a turn with a thing and by
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the end of the whole family having a
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turn you know two and a half hour three
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hours go by and your battery is dead and
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you know someone still wants to be
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playing and it comes with a charger like
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a charging cradle that you can stick it
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in to charge it and the charging cradle
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is attached with like a detachable cable
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you can detach from the cradle and
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attached directly to the gamepad so you
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can and it comes like a really long
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skinny table so you can be charging it
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while you're using it's like it's clear
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they realize the battery life was not
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sufficient so they needed a way for you
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to be able to plug it in and continue
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playing your game of course the cord
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that comes with is just a bit too short
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to reach my couch of course it is it
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always is but it's clear that they they
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should they realize that battery life
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would be an issue ah and you know
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remember when we did the look at the I
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fix it we you tear down I put this
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picture in relation though and they
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showed that inside the battery
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compartment on the gamepad the
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rechargeable battery that ships with it
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barely fills half of the available space
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in the battery compartment ah and they
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had like why why that's a sin it's a sin
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I was trying to figure out what why they
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were using it but having used the
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gamepad for a while now I'm no longer so
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quick to dismiss the idea that was done
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for weight saving purposes because I
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remember in the show I said I don't
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think they did a save weight because
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like you know why would they do that but
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like you do end up holding this thing up
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a lot and it's pretty lightweight the
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way it is and maybe doubling the size of
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the battery would make it especially for
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kids hands it's not a big deal for me
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but I can imagine a little kid holding
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this game thing up for two hours their
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arms might get tired uh so I I mean cost
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was my guess the last time we talked
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about this now I
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combination of cost and weight all that
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said as soon as someone makes a larger
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heavier higher capacity battery I'm
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gonna buy one and stick it in this thing
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because you know my arms don't get that
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tired but it is it weird and interesting
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trade-off kind of like the ipad 3 where
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you have to you know you can't get
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everything and so they decided to
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sacrifice battery life for weight and
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cost and probably not a good move like
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it just double the battery life it would
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be perfectly acceptable the way it is
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now the batteries you can be running out
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and people and people are going to be
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sad so overall overall comments I think
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the wii u shows a lot of promise I think
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the games that are good on the gamepad
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are really good I think they're good in
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ways that other single screen consoles
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can't duplicate which is that's exactly
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what Nintendo once they're not as
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accessible as the as the wii games were
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so maybe it won't make them a mass
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market success but they have
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successfully made a game console capable
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of things that are fun that the other
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game consoles can't do right I do fear
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that a lot of my favorite franchise
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games might be burdened with the bad
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aspects of gamepad control that I don't
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like I don't want to get the neck sell
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the game and have to constantly looking
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for one screen to the other in real-time
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combat I'll be very upset with that
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right I in fact I hope the new zelda
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game that comes out HD does not even use
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the gamepad except for like map
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management inventory or something and
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like down times you know I'd rather yeah
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that's that's a big fear of mine ville
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but no sense worrying about that because
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off in the future in the end I I have to
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think that high definition may actually
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be that we use most important attribute
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like I was one of the people who said
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yeah the wii's standard definition but
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it's not a big deal and it never really
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bothered me like I have a ps3 connected
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to my TV and I have a mac so it's not
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like I'm unfamiliar with what no you
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know high definition gaining looks like
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cuz I knew what I was missing but it was
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like not a big deal now that I can
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finally see you intend those properties
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in high definition you know I don't want
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to go back ever we need to just close
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the door on standard definition and you
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know continue moving forward and that
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that it's like a rising tide lifts all
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boats every game every genre just
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becomes way better and better things to
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be impossible they can use smaller text
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more details when you do splitscreen
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it's not as blurry I see more detail in
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your split screen now that I've seen it
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I crave more
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and and finally we're kind of let's
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enjoy the spot last we are in a and an
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amazing brief very brief golden age
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where Nintendo's console is not
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embarrassingly under power because right
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now the consoles that you can buy in a
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store are the wii u the ps3 and xbox 360
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and they all have just about comparable
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power it said that the wii u is apple's
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next generation console and as soon as
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the ps4 and Xbox 720 or how they call it
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come out then the way you will be back
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to sucking but at least it's HD and for
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right now we have a brief period of time
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where everyone is on a level playing
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field and Nintendo does not have a
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whiskey console they can't play all the
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cool modern games that we want so enjoy
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it while last intendo fans so i have to
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have to give it an overall thumbs up or
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down i give it a thumbs up there's
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potential potential yeah that's your
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final word I found a word on the wii u
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I'm not glad I'm very glad that we have
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it I do not regret this non purchase or
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this gift at all I I appreciate it
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greatly I look forward to lots more fun
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with this device man that's all you got
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to say that's not that's not your like
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it's enough that's enough will you will
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you be permanently retiring you're the
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old we I mean you kind of have to but I
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mean there are you happy with that I
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have to keep it around because I like to
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play GameCube games neon sup so dumb
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ideas so you're gonna keep it aren't you
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it's i still have my gamecube welcome to
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my TV i have three generation of
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nintendo console hooked up like i guess
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i won't have a fourth so when the next
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one comes out i'll have to retire the
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gamecube but i still want a way to play
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gamecube games like i can still play
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nintendo 64 games if they're available
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on Louise you know virtual console thing
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so i play mario 64 but it don't have an
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antenna 64 hooked up well I want to
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still play marriott Double Dash and the
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original monkey ball uh but i can't play
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them on the wii u because doesn't have a
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place to put in Game Cube ports you know
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so I'll keep them running as long as I
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can all right I wanted to him to have
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time for your questions but I didn't
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maybe I'll reserve some time in a final
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show underneath 30 minutes great how you
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get it almost exactly like a Hyundai
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it's 119 minutes right now figure after
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almost 100 of the
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Stan I better you know he's getting a
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feel for it all right so we have one
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more of these things left in to do this
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is episode 99 100 will be the final
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episode and that will take place you
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know gather round join us live it'll be
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on the 30th walnut uh-huh let's see all
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right how many do you 20th 28th yep it's
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Friday oh yeah that's right what am I
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thinking she'll be able to join in join
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in with us John already knows the topic
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he already knows the title the show's
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already been written he was written at
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the same time as the toilet I don't know
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the title someone cept I don't think of
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the titles already been decided that you
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said that no I have many options for the
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title many suggestions many people have
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suggested things you suggested things
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other people I have a little section of
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my notes that list like five possible
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tiles I just know what the show is gonna
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be about there there are many titles
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like it but this one is mine yeah so
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that's it for this week though no you'd
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it has to be the Syracuse County one cuz
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you promised one more the title are we
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going right to the title selection no
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I'm saying for next week cuz this week
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you're gonna it's gonna be about
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something else you don't know what this
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two big style is gonna be honey we
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looked at it yet and also the bridges of
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Syracuse to County because it has to be
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said the bridges of siracusa County
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siracusa County that's fine for Buddha
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that's fine for John Siracusa what else
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should I say cuz if I we don't say it
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during the show we can't use it some
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Chinese don't know me that's that that's
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don't you remember that's the exception
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I don't think you said the bridges of
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Surak using well I said it show yeah
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that's that that rule does not apply
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force R coos county show us because the
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original one was the exception to the
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rule it did not I allowed it to go
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through hmm even though it wasn't said
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on the show so you don't have to say
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these things Michelle we will be able to
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pick titles to this show without regard
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to what we said on the show in boobs
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rube says that the mines were off by
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week if they thought the world was
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ending for the penultimate episode of
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hyper critical yeah well you know it's
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tough to make predictions that far in
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advance about about my back you
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advance about about my back you
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so now I think you're just being modest
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yeah all right so if you would like to
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you may see the show notes for the show
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once again at five by five TV such
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hypercritical / 99 you can follow John
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siracusa on Twitter siracusa s IRAC us a
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same thing on Alpha app.net Syracuse
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intent dot I s and that's it you can
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follow me on damn den dan I can't even
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say my name all bro I'm all shaking up
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What's Wrong Benjamin I don't know dan
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Benjamin on twitter dan on Alpha and we
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have a minecraft server minecraft dot
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five by five TV feel free to join and
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you can witness the Tower of siracusa
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County the bridge of siracusa County and
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many other wonderful monuments that have
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been constructed for you and Marco
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Merlin the folks at me so that's it
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we'll be back next week have a good one
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John you do now
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