34: Pride in Craftsmanship
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this is hypercritical a weekly talkshow
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ruminating on exactly what is wrong in
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the world of Apple related technologies
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in business is nothing is so perfect
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it cannot be complained about by a host
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of the show John siracusa I'm Dan
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Benjamin this is episode number 34 like
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goes on how're you doing this week John
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siracusa I'm pretty good fair yeah not
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great this week busy exciting week we
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exciting for for the Windows users among
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us I'm excited I'm not a Windows user
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and I'm excited excited to become to
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become a Windows user perhaps not really
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but I'm excited about the events of the
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week like what what besides Windows 8 or
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the big events when Metro but that's
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basically that's it the events of the
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week is matter we'll talk about that but
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I do have to burn through some follow up
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here ok burn it out try to do some
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lightning fast corrections lightning
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take it on last week we actually be like
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lightning ful of you Oh
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lfyou is an acronym used for something
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already
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ok an abbreviation sorry so oh we get it
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as good go into the difference between
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an acronym and an abbreviation later if
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that could be a follow up for next week
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people can look it up in the dictionary
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and tell me I'm wrong
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so we talked about markdown a little bit
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last week and as I was listening to the
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show as I always do after I record it I
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realized that every time I was talking
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about markdown I'm giving like examples
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of how what markdown is like and I
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reversed the the meaning I was like all
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you put like a little asterisks around
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the word and we'll make it bold and you
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know and underscores we'll make it
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italic my how mark 10 works no no one
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sent me a correction for this but the
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second I heard it I realized it was
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asterisks make it italic single
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underscores make it italic and
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wander scores make it bold so not that
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detail was particularly important but I
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was constantly getting it wrong in that
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whole show maybe you're thinking you
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were thinking of textile that's why I
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was probably thinking of as a friend of
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mine pointed out I made a couple of
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little UNIX utilities back in the day
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for sending plain text messages to lists
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and then I had it interpret plain text
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messages and dude like the vt100 escape
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codes to make like bold text and
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underlining and stuff and in my little
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thing when there were stars around a
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word i omitted the vt100 codes for bold
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text so I was thinking back to my
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misspent youth and how I interpreted the
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commonly used emphasis characters in
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plain ASCII communication i someone in
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the chat room says double asterisk not
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around and make it bold but anyway
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though for those relying on that last
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podcast for actual detailed information
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on how markdown works don't I put the
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link to these actual markdown syntax
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documentation in the show notes so let
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me ask you a question then shouldn't
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your general lack of familiarity with
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markdown and its usage imply that your
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opinion maybe should be called into
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question because you're not really
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familiar with it you haven't maybe given
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it a chance you haven't given it a fair
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it's like saying oh I don't I don't like
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f-16s oh well why not well they have
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this wrong with them and this wrong that
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we'll have you ever flown an f-16
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- no I don't like it i I've I've used it
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plenty but I guess in my writing I don't
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make words bold or italic and often you
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just we'll see about indecision and
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again I knew which was which I just for
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whatever reason I misspoke repeatedly
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during the show like I said well soon as
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I listen to it I said that's not how you
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make things I feel like so right yeah
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and no one sent that in so it must not
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have been that important so I think I do
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I am familiar enough with markdown to
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have a reasonable opinion on it okay I
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will grant you that and I will also say
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that maybe our audiences so become so
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trusting of you now they were all asleep
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come on that they no longer another
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question question if siracusa says so it
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must be true now they were all asleep
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all right so the next one we talked
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about a languages with specks I think
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it's part of that same episode I was
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mentioning that Perl ray doesn't have a
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language spec and I didn't know if pie
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did someone sent in the Python reference
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and we're talking about spec versus
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reference blah blah right and they said
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whether somebody else said the pointing
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out that the Ruby one is I guess under
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development right so this is this Ruby
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spec project is a project to write an
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executable specification for the Ruby
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programming language so that that
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apparently is underway although you
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noted what an executable specification
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is I guess it's more kind of like the
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Perl six test suite I'm not sure but
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anyway I put the link in the show notes
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so if people are interested in the state
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of spec development for Ruby they can
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follow that I think it's Ruby spec
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torgue the MIT course that I talked
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about when you went off on some weird
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side rail about robot competitions I
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don't even remember what prompted that
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I'm talking about robots yeah maybe that
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the name of that course is 6.2 seven
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zero its MIT is autonomous robot design
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competition and I put a link to that in
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the show notes I also put it in last
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week's show so if you're interested in
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what that is I was trying to find the
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old Nova episode from like the late 80s
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that showed the particular competition
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that I saw and I couldn't find video it
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online but they do list all the old
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competitions on their website that I
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liked and one this is a way back one at
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one point I was talking about was I've
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got battery life or not I was banned
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bandwidth usage you asked me if Sprint
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unlimited bandwidth would be a motivator
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for me to go to sprint and I was
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mentioning how I and I bought the 3G
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from my iPad I picked the middle plan
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due to anchoring and all that business
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uh but I didn't even come close to using
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the bandwidth whatever was to gigs I
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didn't even come close to it and I said
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and I was using it all day and I even
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watch from television shows and I
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mentioned that I watched Game of Thrones
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i netflix and of course they didn't
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watch Game of Thrones on netbooks
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because Netflix doesn't care Game of
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Thrones is usually easy and you just
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want to see are we really paying
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attention yeah well no I see I hear them
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when I listen to the episode I'm like
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what that makes no sense but when I'm
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talking I guess comes out too fast me to
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think but anyway Game of Thrones was on
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the HBO go iPad app which you have to be
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a subscriber to HBO I believe to view
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I'm always frustrated by that app is I
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can never remember what the hell my
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login well actually not to correct you
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it's not as simple as being a subscriber
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to HBO you have to be an HBO subscriber
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on the appropriate through the
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appropriate cable provider really yes
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and many of you have HBO through RCN or
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some other thing
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can't get it right or for example if
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you're here in the great state of Texas
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you would like to do that and you can't
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because most of us here are Time Warner
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Cable people we want my people but we
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you we're getting our HBO through Time
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Warner Cable and Time Warner Cable has
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not come to any kind of agreement with
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HBO and what that means is that we do
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not have the luxury of being able to use
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this wonderful app that the whole rest
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of the world uses and loves and benefits
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from we can't use it because Time Warner
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Cable and HBO they won't you know they
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won't sit in the same row together so we
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don't get to use it let's do but it is
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stupid and even when you can use it I'm
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constantly trying to figure out and
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remember how do I log into this app to
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convince it that I am actually a serrata
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subscriber to HBO through Verizon FiOS
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blah blah blah because there's some
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connection to your verizon account right
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I can never remember what my login and
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password isn't I get the impression that
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two different logins and passwords to
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possibly work it's a frustrating
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application alright so those are my
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quick follow-ups and then I have a
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slightly longer follow-up that I still
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want to get through and enough time so
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we can talk about Windows 8 this is a
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follow up to something you were talking
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about on the talk show yesterday I
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believe talking about before yes we have
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a lot to talk about about that but
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before we do I just want to say John
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Gruber for those who don't listen to the
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talk show jumping back to your markdown
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thing this is in my notes here John
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Gruber would whether or not he will have
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a thorough response or not we don't know
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but he is going to be listening to last
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week's episode of hyper critical to
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listen to your comments about markdown
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and he may in typical Gruber fashion so
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yeah well his news right and that might
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be his response or he may have a long
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thing so I would recommend that those
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who are interested in furthering
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discussion of markdown probably to wear
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to its end point will listen to next
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week's episode of the top show so that's
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the strategy now I just mentioned
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markdown in every show it's an Emmy
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convinced Gruber tool actually listen to
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them alright I think that's probably the
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only way we can get him to listen to a
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show would be to talk about something
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that he's known for him and has done
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probably I talk about him all the time
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that doesn't make him listen anyway
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now we have the Douglas star wear it
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Star Wars yeah ah he talked about and
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well first of all I could not believe
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that he didn't know about the whole
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Return of the Jedi
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no insertion I didn't know about it
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either I'll get one Internet are you
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people using not currently the wrong one
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my wife knew about this last week
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seriously you guys are behind well I
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think we're counting on you two to bring
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us a whole Star Wars nerd ISM there oh
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I'm like I'm not I'm not reading movie
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websites every day but it just it
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pirkled up percolates whatever comes up
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and I don't know how I not even know
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where I read it but everybody knew man I
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mean I I feel terrible yeah so so you
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discuss that a lot and my favorite thing
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about that show was that one of you I
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forget which one was made worse in the
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chatroom link to the amazon.com review
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for the ants that was me blu-ray
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complete collection did you write that
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you know 1129 reviews 829 of which are 1
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stock right 70 something percent are 1
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star reviews for this quote-unquote
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beloved movie wipe Israel hate George
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Lucas now it's great to see that because
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I always think it's like I was just this
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angry Star Wars nerds the only people
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who care but the mass of humanity loves
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it so I expected to go there and see how
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Star Wars blu-ray 5 stars everyone loves
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Star Wars but at this point I mean that
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seems like a high number of me it's not
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just Star Wars nerds going out of the
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way to rate this badly and all right I
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don't know maybe this hard to tell so
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way back on hypercritical episode 13 I
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talked about I again I don't how's the
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topic came up but I talked about how
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easy it would be for George Lucas to
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find like the very best technicians and
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artists who work for free to produce a
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digital clean version of the original
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trilogy without modification because
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like the most talented people in the
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entire industry would work so hard for
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him for free yeah do and do better work
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than they do for their paid work because
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it would be a labor of love to simply
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preserve the original trilogy as it
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existed when it was shown in theaters
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you know maybe clean it up a little bit
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for that set but the content would
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remain unchanged right and I linked to
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that secret history of Star Wars the
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thing about saving Star Wars I'll link
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to it again in this show notes about the
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state of the actual film negatives for
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the original Star
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was like the fact that the cutting
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pieces out of them to use in the new
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things and Lucas's bogus claims about
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how the original negatives are gone
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mm-hmm all sorts of stuff like that so
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people should read that link again in
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the show unto the demon already uh and I
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think we're never asking Gruber was
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saying wha
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that he's not gonna buy this one that
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he's given that guy enough money's got
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50 cuz I had I had asked him if he was
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going to be getting the the blu-ray
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version of of all of the Star Wars
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because that's it there that's what this
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is all about is that you can go to your
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favorite store or ordered on Amazon that
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all of the movies all of the Star Wars
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movies are being released on blu-ray
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episodes all of them all the new all the
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old everything yeah they do actually
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sell a separate one with just the
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prequels I think in a separate one with
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just the real movies okay I don't know I
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don't know what anyone would buy the
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Complete Saga because no one should ever
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have the prequels in their house if they
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can help it yeah yeah
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so and he said he wasn't gonna buy see
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already at 50 million copies now I have
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many copies as well we got VHS copies a
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couple of different VHS copies one of
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which i think is even actually the
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special edition and I do have the DVD
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versions of the original trilogy also
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but I also have like a DVD transfer of
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the laserdisc version which is the
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unadulterated non special edition thing
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but it's only DVD quality so these are
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all standard def and the whole reason
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Star Wars blu-rays are big deals because
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it's the first time they'll be
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officially available high-definition
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version of the Star Wars movies as far
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as I know I think there's never been any
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official high debt versions of the
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movies released good they look really
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good visually and that's what people
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initially would think weakly oh it's
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gonna be all array it's gonna be Star
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Wars when they did that the DVDs I
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remember looking at them and thinking
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that for example Darth Vader's
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lightsaber look too pink to me like that
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I remembered it being redder and they
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supposedly had cleaned them up and colic
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right ebay ignored like in scenes didn't
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have any additions than no Digital
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Editions I don't know that just like it
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looked different to me and there's lots
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of scholarly research on the web where
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you can find people showing scenes with
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different color balances through many
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different versions people arguing over
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what it should look like how it was
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projected or whether when it was
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projected it look different because the
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projector was set up badly or whatever
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so we're I'm going to come down this is
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that I may buy the original trilogy on
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blu-ray for one reason and that reason
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is Empire Strikes Back which is one of
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my favorite movies of all times and
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crucially the least adulterated of the
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original trilogy films certainly now
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with the stupid no and Return of the
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Jedi as far as I know that have not been
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any additional crap Lucas isms added to
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Empire Strikes Back and the things added
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thus far have been smaller not lots of
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like plot altering sacrilegious content
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crap like you know Rito shooting first
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that business so that totally destroys a
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new hope right and those stupid
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dinosaurs jumping all over the place
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which grazetti didn't mind but I
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certainly do mine the knee replacement
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of the ghost at the end of Return our
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Jedi would that with Hayden Christensen
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yeah that Return of the Jedi hundreds
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more fathers do thing now it becomes
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unwatchable you can't even watch that so
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what about the Ewoks who blink and you
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can hear them blinking yeah like that I
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mean I think content changers are more
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egregious in elements so both Return of
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the Jedi and a new hope have these
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horrible content changes and Empire
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Strikes Back as far as I know it was the
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least adulterated before and as far as I
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know in the blu-ray it continues to be
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the least adulterated without any stupid
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content changes so what it will give me
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is a much higher quality version of
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Empire Strikes Back that I will actually
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deign to watch even though it is not
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100% pure like they painted in all the
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windows in the Cloud City and they have
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a new sequence where you fly through the
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cloud city before the money falcon lands
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and stuff like that sticks out and it's
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annoying and I could do without it oh
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the stupid scene with Darth Vader taking
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his shuttle from Cloud City back to the
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Star Destroyer as if we didn't know how
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he got there before now that explains it
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I did it before I was so confused when
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it appeared on the Stars bro right get
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there I have no idea so stuff like that
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I mean it's stupid but it's nothing
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close to yeah you know Greedo shooting
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first or or the the stupid ghost
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replacement or the no with Chuck and
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amber over so that's why I think I may
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find myself in possession of an empire
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strikes back
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a blu-ray at some point mm-hmm certainly
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not the prequels and the other two yeah
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so one last thing on this a friend of
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mine were talking about this online and
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he did a blog post recently about it
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with the great title bad motive
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and it's about George Lucas copyright
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and all that other business I put a link
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to it in the show notes his main point
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his larger point aside from you know
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Lucas tweaking these films and doing his
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horrible mistakes and stuff is that
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copyright is way too long I would
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basically have a eternal copyright in
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this country because of the various
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Mickey Mouse clauses every time Disney's
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properties come up for a cop to to go
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into the public domain
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Disney lobbies Congress and they extend
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copyright longer so even though
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copyright is supposed to be for quote
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unquote a limited time every time that
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limit is about to be reached
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they just extended farther so copyright
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is ridiculously long and my friend his
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name is John McCoy his point was that if
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the if the original Star Wars films had
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been released under the original 17-year
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term of copyright I don't remember what
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that term is from is that the original
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term in the first instance of copyright
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law I don't I didn't look it up but you
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can but anyway I trust his his research
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here if it had been released under that
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thing we wouldn't be having this debate
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because the material will be in the
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public domain and as he points out
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criterion could release a restored
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original version with commentary by you
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know historians and fans Walmart could
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release a version with all the incest
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taken out this alliance from his article
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ya know what if they if they're offended
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by their brother and sister kissing you
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know in Empire Strikes Back they could
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remove that right Lucas Lucas could make
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his stupid versions Jar Jar everywhere
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right and it's a quote from this thing
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the point is that art with the capital a
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would be served in commerce with a
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capital C little cent sign would be
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served as well so it the fact that you
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know the rights holders are not the
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right people to hold the rights of
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things you shouldn't have them this
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longer this had been if this was in the
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public domain people will be making more
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money and there would be more artistic
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freedom we wouldn't be having this
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debate you know it's not as if we'd be
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taking rights away from Lucas he would
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still have the right to release his
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great version with all these special
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stuffin and if that's actually better
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people would buy it but now these are
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the only versions you know as Gruber
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point out if someone just released the
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if you just released the original
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trilogy and these modified ones then the
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consumers could pick whichever we want
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no one would care they'd be like all
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those new changes think but I'm just
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gonna buy the other one right
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instead we wouldn't all be hating Lucas
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because he's just denying us the
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original movies that we want to see and
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hide that version so I suggest people
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read that length article
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a bad motivator on John McCoy's blog
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strangely titled pathetic fallacy ok
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faith has some sums ask us about this or
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me mainly alright ok this this is my
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question like I didn't understand why
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people were getting so like upset about
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Lukas changing the movies because
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they're his movies so shouldn't he
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shouldn't he'd be able to but you sort
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of just answered it so just correct me
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if I if I'm not getting this right so
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people the grievance people have with
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this is that the original versions are
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no longer available it's not solely that
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he's making alterations to them so I'm
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going to quote from John McCoy again
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who's my obi-wan on his topic you're
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your obi-wan yeah at a certain point the
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relevance art was more to the actions of
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the audience than to the author like
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it's his when he creates it and he
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deserves to be able to make money from
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it but once it goes out into the public
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consciousness it becomes part of our
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culture it's no longer his it's part of
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the culture and he can do whatever he
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wants with derivatives of it and change
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it and stuff like that but the original
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culture and should not be held captive
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for 90 years or however long to the
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whims of this person so much so if he
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refuses to release the original version
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of the film that we all saw in the 70s
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and 80s right that's part of the culture
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that's not his anymore it's bigger than
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him so he shouldn't be able to somebody
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shouldn't I mean the laws are the laws
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what I'm saying is do anything illegal
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or immoral or even unethical it's just
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bad for the culture it's it's bad for
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commerce not that that really matters
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that much but it's additionally bad for
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commerce and it's just bad for everybody
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bad for arc it makes all of us unhappy
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so again I wouldn't say what he's not
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doing anything legal he's not doing
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anything immoral and I don't think he's
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even doing anything unethical he's just
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doing something it is suboptimal
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let's say so yeah then the main gripe
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people have is not so much of he's
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changing his thing the way he wants it
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fine let him do whatever the heck he
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wants it's his it's that he's also you
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know being a stick-in-the-mud and not
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giving us the original versions that we
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all saw that we all want seriously it's
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not like it's on he went added an
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additional chapter to the end of a novel
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like Anthony Burgess did with Clockwork
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Orange where it changes the whole feel
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of a novel and that kind of thing you're
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saying that because the original not the
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work is is essentially been redacted
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it's been removed it's it's been read
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Condon there's there is no way to go
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back and see what was originally a like
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I unless you have an original negative
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from the original theatrical runs you
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can't even like you know if you're a
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movie theater so I want to show the
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original trilogy not the special
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editions you can't even get that movie
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you know it please I will sell tickets
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and I will give you money in exchange
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for people who come to see this movie
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and then know that we won't give it to
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you again that's his legal right and I
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don't think it's a moral or ethical
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thing that is just it's just worse for
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our culture our culture is poorer for it
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for not being able to see those movies
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you know we have to just wait has one
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ever to wait till he's dead I guess I
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wait you know who knows when the
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copyright bill ever expire or how long
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it will be with his estate that's
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another thing that John McCloy brings up
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in his article talking about the James
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Joyce estate and how they've held on to
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his rights for so long and how the
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ancestors of great artists are not
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necessarily the best stewards of the
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work because they're not interested in
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the greater benefit of the culture the
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more interested in either lining their
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pockets are protecting the works from
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any altercation alteration rather did
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you see there was an article that came
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out I don't know how actually how old
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the article was but affiliate was a
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recent where Steven Spielberg announced
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it for his blu-ray stuff of like et that
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he is going to be removing the things
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that he that he did to change it I want
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the the example that I remember was
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cited was at one point The Secret
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Service agents were running around with
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guns and while it was during the scene
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where Elliot and sorry for preventing
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the movie for those haven't seen et I
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guess it will get email oh you ruined
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social Redemption bleep okay okay fine
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don't listen for the next three minutes
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the part where Elliot et riding and the
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bike and et is up in the front and
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they're escaping after et wakes up and
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the I guess it in this scene the Secret
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Service agents are running around with
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yeah I don't know whether it was machine
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guns or pistols or whatever they had
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guns and Spielberg went back in and
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tweaked the heck out of this thing and
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turned it into walkie talkies so they
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were running around with walkie-talkies
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to that ad I guess uh and so he he had
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changed that and he had I guess he said
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that he felt that he had somehow
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betrayed the original feeling associated
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with the movie and is is going to
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restore the original et movie the way it
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was originally filmed regardless of what
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was changed later he's restoring the
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original one for this final sort of
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blu-ray release as well he should and
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you know if I can I'll take a second to
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armchair psychoanalyze without ever
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meeting or really knowing anything about
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Lucas and Spielberg to compare why one
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is reversing the other has just doubled
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down Lucas has always been I think he
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sees himself as an outsider and always
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has seen himself as an outsider he
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wanted to get out of the Hollywood
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system he wanted to you know do his own
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thing on Scott Walker Ranch wanted to be
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an independent filmmaker didn't want to
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be under the thumb of studios didn't
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like dealing with him always wanted to
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be financially independent and I think
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that comes from like sort of an
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us-versus-them oppressed minority thing
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even though he's like you know the
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800-pound gorilla at this point right
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this is just his attitude so that's why
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when people criticize him for making
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changes he's not able to process that
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criticism constructively but simply
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withdraws and become stubborn says oh
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yeah well I'm going to add more stuff
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debt and you know climate wheezing it's
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doing what Dan paper kids the kids love
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like that
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he's the grumpy kid who's like being
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stubborn and just I know I won't do it
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the more you the more you yell about the
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more I'm going to you know where
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Spielberg is well-adjusted enough to
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look at the criticism and think about it
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so maybe they are right maybe I am going
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back and changing things because you
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know my attitude may be different when
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I'm older but the a younger Steven
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Spielberg made that movie and why
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shouldn't the work of that younger
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Steven Spielberg be preserved as part of
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our culture as being being erased well
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giving an example of that is that I
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heard an interview with with Spielberg
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and this was a number of years ago and
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they were saying is there anything that
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you would have changed about any of your
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movies and I guess they were talking
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about Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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and by the way I'm going to ruin the end
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of Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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now in case you haven't seen it have you
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not seen a face she's look
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me you haven't seen it oh wow well I'm
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going to ruin it for you I'm sorry this
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is the downside of the job
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occasionally I will ruin movies for you
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on the show uh Spielberg said well I
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wouldn't have had him go at the end I
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feel like as a dad now it would be
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irresponsible for him to go uh because
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he had a family out of you know a family
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wife I'm I do having him go was a very
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irresponsible thing that I as a young
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director without a family didn't see
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didn't think about didn't wasn't really
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aware of now I wouldn't have him go but
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he didn't go back and you know airbrush
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Dreyfuss uh off the the the plank
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walking onto the ship either
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he left it he's maybe he regretted that
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but he said you know what that this was
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the movie that I made another example is
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a jaws where they couldn't get the
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stupid mechanical shark torch at work at
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the time so they didn't have the shark
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in a lot of the shots right and
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everybody said oh you know that's so
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great so suspenseful right because we
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don't get to see the sure but really
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just because they couldn't get the
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special effects to work and he was
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worried about oh god we couldn't get the
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stupid mechanical shark to work if
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people are going to be scared by this
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movie and as it turns out they're even
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more scared by not seeing it so he
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couldn't go back in there the CG shark
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to all the scenes like I always wanted
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that mechanical shark to work him the
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stupid thing wouldn't work and I'm gonna
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go back and edit which is kind of like
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what Lucas did because he was one of
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these special effects to be just so and
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have more aliens and he went back and
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headed them but Steven Spielberg was
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smart enough to realize hey wait a
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second actually it's better without that
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everyone tells me and I find it to be
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true my own experience that not seeing
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the shark is even scarier than seeing it
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so were you going back and adding the CG
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shark condition to modifying the
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original it regardless whether you
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released original it would make the
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movie worse and so he he realizes that's
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the case and does not go back and add
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the CG shark so I found I found the
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article not to you know beat a dead
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horse or anything I found the article
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put it in the show notes but it was for
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the 20th anniversary edition Spielberg
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made some changes to the movie and he
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says some scenes of et got the CGI
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treatment to enhance his expression a
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certain description of Michael's breath
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was removed and most famously the police
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had their weapons replaced with walkie
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talkies and and and and he says here he
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I guess he was uh he was interviewed in
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front of a crowd at
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Raiders the Lost Ark event and he said
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if he needed to go back and change
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things in his movies the director
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responded quote I tried this once and I
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lived to regret it not because a fan
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outraged it but simply because I was
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disappointed in myself I was overly
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sensitive to some of the criticism et
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got from parent groups when was first
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released in 1982 having to do with
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Elliott saying penis breath or the guns
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and then there were certain other
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brilliant but rough around the edges
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close-ups of et that I was felt if
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technology ever evolves to the point
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where I can do some facial enhancement
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for et I'd like to he said it was okay
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for a while but then I realized what I
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had done was I had robbed the people who
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loved each of their memories of et and I
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regretted that which he received a
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massive applause the only contrition
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that I really performed is when et came
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out on DVD for the first time I asked
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Universal when you released this on DVD
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you have to come out for the same price
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of one DVD you have to put two movies in
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the box and one movie will be the 1982
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version and the other will be the
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digitally enhanced version and then he I
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went on to ask the audience he says I
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know we're coming out with a blu-ray of
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ET if it just came out with one ET the
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1982 et would anyone object to that and
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he says there were loud knows from the
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audience and he said okay then so be it
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yeah see he's at least self-aware enough
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to realize like what's going like a war
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or something
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okay Cessna in the bar you in a Cessna
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I'm not an assessment that's a lawn
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faith about movie shed and seeing that
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Dragon Slayer from 1982 as you are um we
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proves you wrong I've seen the movie I
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the laserdisc game where you would have
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doing a movie thing yeah there you go
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Goodfellas yes we're going to talk about
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Goodfellas on an upcoming episode of the
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show and you
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you want some day we will because we
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movies that we like and this is this is
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one of the greatest all-time movies and
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chance to talk about because I have so
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much to say about it and I made you that
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promise I would just like to say Lou we
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should announce it at least now we're we
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do have plans to do this we will do it
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on the show we'll do it on no other show
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so long ago people may have forgotten
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because I was afraid you're going to run
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out of Bond movies and start doing with
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Goodfellas there we will do be doing in
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here I was trying to like plant all
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gangster movies so we could have
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Godfather 1 and 2 after that that's
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great they are you up for it and then
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pretend three doesn't exist and so on
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and so forth are you up for it and we'll
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see how the first one goes it's gotta be
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good Phyllis it's gotta be good fuck yes
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yes I'm all ready to watch in
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preparation for whenever we can arrange
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to record do we do it as part of the
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show or is it a special separate I think
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it's a special separate thing otherwise
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the shuttle go too long okay and some
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people don't want to people complain
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about many topics on hypercritical that
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are not relevant to Apple or technology
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huh even really in certainly Goodfellas
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so it will be a separate separate
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episode yes special you had some ideas
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for like making a special show with some
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weird title that would be you talking
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about movies with the fairies other host
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I would like that I feel like it could
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just be you and me on that show well
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maybe I'm stirring it all right let's uh
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when it was eight windows 8 Metro what
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can you say that hasn't been said at
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this point Oh what is that what is that
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we got leaf blowers now but they're the
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tail-end can you fix this in post or
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of character to the to the show I don't
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friend John McCoy just points out that
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the original copyright term was 14 years
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not 17 he made a mistake in his article
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so there's a little real-time follow-up
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for you
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a Bernard you have up there and not not
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a big yard at all that's why they'll be
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done shortly you don't know that
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yourself no I did for a while but then
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like at a certain point I spent my whole
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teenage years mowing my parents lawn and
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they had a much bigger lawn than I do
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and a certain point of like you know
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what I'm done mowing lawns I've put in
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my quota of lawn mowing and yeah it's
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much much more economical I'm with you
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to have someone just do it for you done
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with you yeah cuz otherwise I'll be
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spending every single weekend during the
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summer just mowing the lawn and doing
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lawn maintenance all right that's not
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how I want to spend my weekends no I
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hear that this is this is sort of your
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take on the the good of the many
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outweigh the good of the one yeah
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so nuclear are they gone
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can we talk about how they're not gone
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but they're more distant so so Windows 8
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uh I tried to watch some of the keynote
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presentation he went on forever I didn't
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like the ball guy is that what
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everything there was two hosts on the
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were just hyperactive and they were
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making me this is making me nervous to
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watch them but so then Gruber linked and
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recommended disliked the afternoon
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keynote or some other thing it was a
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title was eight traits of great
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metro-style apps and if the title is
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of the entire metro UI and it's 90
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the whole thing and it does do a good
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job of explaining the UI so while I was
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watching it I was making notes I might
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try to make notes watching the keynote
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but I just couldn't take any more of it
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video I made lots of random notes so ah
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just kind of go through them in the
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order they appear on my on my note sheet
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notice that is I and I noted this Gruber
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a to publicly show broken and buggy code
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very different from the Apple world
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where so Apple will show like user
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preview of the upcoming Mac OS 10 line
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in Steve Jobs or whoever Craig federighi
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is that his name will get up on stage
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and demo a pre-release version of the
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operating system acknowledging that it's
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not done yet but everything in that demo
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is going to work and if it doesn't it's
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you know it's notable right so even
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though the whole lesson may not be done
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everything they're going to demo has to
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work just demo the parts that work don't
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demo the parts that don't work and
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rehearse that demo six or seven times so
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that you know yeah when I do this is
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these all these things are going to work
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right whereas Microsoft and all the
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demos that I saw in this age you know
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traits of great metro-style apps and the
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other keynote tons of stuff wasn't
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working there was lots of you know lots
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nervous shaky fingers on the the Magic
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not so much as failure and software here
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try to touch a button on the screen
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nothing would happen and they would
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demo he switches to the Windows desktop
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process then comes back and it
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relaunches and it works the second you
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know so lots really I mean I'm not
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saying that's bad it's pretty Lea
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software but it's a different it's a
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different philosophy that Microsoft was
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willing to do it do and show anything
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but they also didn't have the discipline
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to make sure that everything shown
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during their demos was guaranteed to
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work because they done it seven times
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before right like maybe they had done it
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before but the coulee didn't go through
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enough rehearsals to know whether this
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stuff was going to work maybe they
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didn't have time so that's just a
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different philosophy I think and it's
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different also WWDC in the sessions like
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not in the keynote but in the actual
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session as a WWC you'll see stuff not
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work and stop crashes they're showing
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some pre-release feature of an operating
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system but this was public this was I
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mean that's the difference I guess with
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Microsoft and everything else is
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everything that this build conference
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seems to be public on they put all the
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video on Channel nine for free I didn't
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have to pay anything I didn't have to
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sign up for any account I could just go
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to the website and look at the video so
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Microsoft is much more open and much
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more willing to show you the unfinished
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bits of
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they're doing so broadly speaking the
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first thing I noted when they were going
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through these Metro apps is you can
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write them in C++ C sharp or JavaScript
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HTML and zamel which is their XML UI
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definition thing that they do now that
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gets back to the köppen 2010 stuff
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we're saying a look at Microsoft they of
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course they have their C sharp memory
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manage language with the VM and all that
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other stuff and of course they have
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JavaScript HTML which is even higher
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level but there's also C++ and there's
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this whole big idea of a C++ Renaissance
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going on at Microsoft and other
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companies where previously C++ was
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dumped on because it was complicated and
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fragile and annoying but new C++
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standards to come out adding new
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features and libraries that hide the
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ugly bits for you or standard people the
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community is standardized in some
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libraries that get rid of some of the
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rough edges let you do things that were
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previously too annoying to do yourself
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so it's in typical Microsoft fashion
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they want everything but you can do to
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see bus plus you can do it in c-sharp or
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just kind of in the middle there and you
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can even do in JavaScript you know so
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they're very different from Apple in
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that philosophy is they're not they
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didn't they didn't pick one language
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they have this whole language is
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spanning an entire range I that's come
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becomes interesting when you start
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talking about Windows unarm which
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Microsoft is doing they want to through
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their operating system to run on
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different processor architecture now if
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you write your app in javascript in HTML
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for example you don't have to worry
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about it running on arm because this
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like there's no compiling it will run an
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arm just fine right and c-sharp because
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it runs in the common language on time I
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assume will also have a similar property
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that your application will run an arm as
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long as they can get the common language
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runtime to run an arm right but your C++
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application you will need to recompile
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if you wanted to run an arm so even
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their own language range is kind of
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spread across the the ease of getting on
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to arm and I think right now people
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didn't even know well so what you know
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windows an arm is that important am I
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going to want to do that is that like
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essential it's kind of a wait-and-see
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attitude so I'm not sure people are
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making language choices based on arm at
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this point till they see what the arm
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stuff is doing so the next thing that
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occurred to me watching this is that all
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these things are showing written
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everything but the key the key issue is
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Microsoft give the devs the developers
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to come over to their platform like
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that's always been the problem with
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Windows Phone they're always trying to
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throw money at people say if you make
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make your app for Windows Phone make
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Angry Birds for Windows Phone here will
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give you tons of money just you know
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make your cool app for Windows Phone
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please please you know anybody they're
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looking for anybody who does a great
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mobile app on another platform to come
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over and make mobile apps for Windows
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Phone Apple didn't have to really do
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that it seems like Apple didn't have to
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do that as much maybe Apple did go out
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to EA and everybody throw money at them
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and get them to make iPhone games
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originally but certainly at this point
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people are going to iOS because that's
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where the money already is whereas
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Microsoft is trying to get them to come
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to the phone and the tablet it's the
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same type of thing you can make this
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great cool platform but if you can't the
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developers to come and make your your
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apps for that platform you're just gonna
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you know it's a it's a chicken-egg thing
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so some of the things they were using
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the presentation to try to get
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developers over is the typical line you
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know some of you are going to get rich
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on this platform you know put the dollar
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signs in their eyes you come right you
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know Metro apps you will get rich some
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of you were going to build apps that are
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used by hundreds and millions of people
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you know because Microsoft has the
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biggest ecosystem that was the big thing
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they were pressing is like we're
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Microsoft you know even though I guess
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even though we're doing nothing in a
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tablet space and we're a distant third
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or fourth in the phone space right we
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hardly we're the biggest ecosystem at
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Ninon they are I guess we got the PC
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platform that's putting our big
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ecosystem but this is a tall you know
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they may have the biggest ego system
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there but they're not the biggest
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ecosystem of users paying for downloaded
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apps or for devs creating them right
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they don't have anything in that space
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you know they sell their apps and
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shrink-wrap and licenses to corporations
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they're not they're not selling it to
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individual users who are downloading
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them and in real time they don't have
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millions of credit card bearing accounts
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and people who are trained to buy things
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digitally from them or anything like
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that uh-huh
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another phrase is you want to get in on
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the ground floor you know Microsoft
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wants a gold rush in telling you you
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really want to get on the ground floor
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be the first guy to make the great app
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for this
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another point they were hammering was we
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have a more very more varied devices
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than any other ecosystem because they
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had that big display in the stage where
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they showed Windows 8 running on a big
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giant PC and then a smaller PC and then
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a big tablet and then a smaller tablet
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like they were showing Windows 8
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commends this whole huge range of
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devices you know we have the biggest
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ecosystem
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I don't know if I would have leaned on
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as much as they did because I can't
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imagine anybody was on an Android
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developer looking dead and going oh
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great more fragmentation no I don't will
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tell me how many devices you have right
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I'm not quite sure what that's a big
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selling point for developers like I'm
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gonna make my app work on that entire
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range of stuff that's on the screen
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alright so if you've seen the Metro
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applications just looking to screenshots
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before I'd watch your videos I'm like
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these things are ridiculously simplified
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no there's almost nothing on the screen
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no nope no controls no typical chrome
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stuff and like not even a lot of content
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right it's just just nothing right I was
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thinking how much more simplified they
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are even then Apple's latest revision of
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simplified desktop apps right so like
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the address book when they changed that
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stupid book thing right but but they
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simplified the applications as two panes
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instead of three or iCal where they hid
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the little stuff under pop-ups that used
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to be sticking out on calendars looks
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like a big month calendar that's it they
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were trying to simplify that application
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that's nothing compared to this kind of
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simple Gatien this is just remove
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everything so I don't know if they've
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just leapt ahead of where Apple was in
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terms of simplification because the
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trend is in a clear direction there so
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let's just jump way it like if Apple is
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slowly simplifying these applications
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where you know forget we're gonna leave
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them the dust we're gonna super
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simplified stuff ah it was making me
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think okay I'll go back to the
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aesthetics in a little bit but it isn't
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jimana to uh note that they seem to
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leapfrog things in simplification but
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that's a good thing or not we'll say ah
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so in the UI once you see start seeing
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the thing in use all right I remember
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what made me think of as the iPad
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introduction so the iPad came out of
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room stalking well Apple's gonna make a
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tablet what's it gonna be like we all
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held the iPhone we wanted to make a
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tablet and there was lots of fantasies
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about well there was the hardware on one
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side which I think everyone more or less
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knew what hardware was going to be in
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the week or so leading up the thing I
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liked I think it did about post about it
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on ours where I tried to predict what
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the hardware would be and it was exactly
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what everyone thought it would be but
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the software people didn't know but
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there was speculation that maybe would
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be Mac OS 10
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well an iOS or what kind of iOS would it
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be just like that what anybody was
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talking about Mac os10 nothing but the
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people but the reason people were think
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about Mac os10 because they would be
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like okay well sure iOS or iPhone or
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less is great on the phone but this is a
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bigger screen so I don't don't you need
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to make right isn't it more like a
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computer yeah yeah you would make
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different choices in terms of how you
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use screen so it's like the decisions
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you made when the screen was tiny and
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fit in your hand or should be different
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than the ones you make when it's big so
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that's why people say well Mabel they
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no good for touch about like I'm you
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know I don't I don't think Mac OS 10
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being on it had really any Koreans but
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what I was thinking about was what are
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they gonna do to iOS to adapt it to this
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bigger screen and I remember being very
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disappointed when they showed it on the
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stage and the home screen was the exact
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same grid of icons just more widely
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spaced right like if someone had shown
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you that as as a faked up spy photo of
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like here's a leaked photo of the iPad
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maybe like you just took a picture of
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the the iPhone springboard and spread
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the icons out there's no way Apple would
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do that they're gonna come up with a new
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interface that's appropriate for the
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tablet nope it's springboard with the
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icon spread out more or less you know
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and I was very disappointed that Apple
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didn't try to think about how they could
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be different on a tablet size screen
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right and when I saw that decision again
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again back to the past we did about
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Steve Jobs and how we have no idea what
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Steve Jobs actually does so we can just
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assign to him whatever decisions we
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think but I thought that decision
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smelled like Steve Jobs and in the
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imaginary Steve Jobs in my head I
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imagine him being shown seven or eight
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different alternatives for like what the
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interface on the iPad would be like and
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him looking at all them and going yeah
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why can't me just do a grid of icons
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like the phone people people like that
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and it works why can't we just do that I
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don't understand why you don't why don't
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we just make it a grid of oh god that's
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it it's just gonna be a grid of icons
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who show me that I can't you see him
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doing that isn't that his type about it
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like thinking this why you show me all
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these fancy wizzy interfaces but I don't
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know what the alternatives possibly
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could have been it's like but well
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didn't we already solve this the iPhone
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just use the creative icons people like
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that do it alright so we have a grid of
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icons uh Microsoft did not do that
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Microsoft well I don't know you could
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say Microsoft to me to scale the version
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of what it's got
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Windows Phone but certainly it's not
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just a grid of icons it's it's a it's a
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weird you call it a mosaic of tiles not
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emotion in practice it's very hot very
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different uh using the thing with the
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lock screens in Windows 8
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did you see that in the videos I'm
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thinking about that I don't think I saw
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that one to describe it how does that
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work so instead of you know an apple you
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slide the little yeah thing to the side
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to get your thing well they have is a
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gesture based thing where you have like
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a big desktop pattern but a big a big
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photo that's the background of your
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thing so they're always putting pictures
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of the kids or something on there and
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then you make a series of gestures on
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the picture of your kid to launch it
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that's right yeah they're like poking
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the left thigh poking the right eye
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slide on the smiley face in your thing
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opens right um someone did a logo like
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here's our company logo and I swipe
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across the top and logo and then trace
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these little lines in the logo and I get
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it unlocked uh I don't think that's I
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mean the security of those things is all
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subject to people looking at your screen
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at the right angle and seeing where your
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finger grease trails lead and to figure
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out how to unlock your thing and I could
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imagine it being frustrated frustrating
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if they didn't make it like if they
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didn't add a lot of slop in there where
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you don't have to be so precise so you
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didn't exactly hit your daughter's pupil
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so we're not gonna open it and you
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sitting there stabbing your kid in the
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face repeatedly trying to get so it's
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got to be really permissive but that
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also makes this security not so great
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not that like you know your numeric code
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one two three four on your phone is that
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great either but it just struck me is
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kind of weird as another thing I can't
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imagine Apple doing this I just you just
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poke your kid in the face few times to
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unlock your thing is not great but I can
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also see Steve Jobs trying to pimp that
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as a great feature so I could go either
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ah so the look of the thing after
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staring at Windows 8 for like an hour or
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two hours and then looking back at an
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iPad or an iPhone
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it makes iOS look old like the same way
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that when a new version of Mac OS 10
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comes out like maybe you skip like three
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versions and go back to like ten point
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three or ten point two and look at you
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know my god how do we even look at this
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with the pinstripes and the drawers and
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all it's just it's just hideous right
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well if you look at Metro for a long
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time then you look back at iOS it seems
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like busy and has lots of stuff and lots
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of you know they call it Chrome but you
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know the these little
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ashle rendered buttons in the toolbars
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on your iPad apps it's not a lot of UI
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but like oh they're made to look like
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it's kind of like recessed underneath a
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little you know the toolbar is like a
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little metal shell and there's a little
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recessed button under it with a little
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shadow on and all that shading and it's
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like it looks a little clunky after
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you've seen just this sort of clean
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empty regions of color that they use in
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Windows 8 when the Metro interface in
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Windows 8 I I don't know if that means
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anything but it does it's an impression
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that struck me after going from one
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environment into the other like usually
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that happens to Apple doing it to itself
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now here's someone potentially doing it
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to Apple I'll have to see them in real
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life to know whether that's actually the
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case but on the screen it looks less
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like a computer let's put it that way it
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looks less like a computer then then iOS
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or the Mac does and that's been Apple's
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trend is to make everything they do look
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less like a computer but this looks
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really less like a computer I thought it
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was notable that they have they were
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making a big deal out of the fact that
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all their text base lines are aligned
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like you know like within a print
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publication when you line the base line
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so the and also in a grid system and web
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design type thing that's something that
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Microsoft would never even acknowledge
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the existence of they the pre Windows 8
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Microsoft here they were in a public
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presentation making a big point of it
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and saying you don't have to worry we'll
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take care of this for you but it's
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really important because look how this
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lines up from screen to screen and you
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know the same reason you do it in print
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it's not a revolution to figure this out
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it's a revolution for Microsoft for them
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actually thinking about stuff like this
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for a change now as for the actual
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operation of this thing if you haven't
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watched the video in the show notes you
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should pause the thing now and go watch
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the video for 90 minutes and then sleep
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and come back and listen to so you can
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talk more watch it while you sleep
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yeah also I'm not going to describe
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everything that's in it song assume you
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already seen it but my impression of the
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Start screen which is that big mosaic of
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icons is it yeah it doesn't look like a
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computer UI what it looks like to me
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well before I say this let me say what
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does it look like to you
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let me just this ifs no one told you
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that this was Windows 8 or anything how
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you just saw a screenshot or a picture
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of you know that thing what does it look
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like to you what other existing things
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that you know of all right
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does it look like do you mean besides
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the windows phone or is that the answer
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now besides the windows one yeah other
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thing does it look like maybe I'm dumb
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what does it read what does it remind
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none an on computer thing an on computer
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thing I all I know is computers so maybe
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it's just me that when I when I look at
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it what it looks like to me is a page in
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a catalog like you know a nicely laid
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out sort of avant-garde page and a
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catalog for clothes like an
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advertisement like an IKEA catalog yeah
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not not so much like a bunch of ads but
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like here are wares for sale we have
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these lovely dishes and here these happy
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people were in clothing you can buy and
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some text alongside on a target
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advertisement yeah it looks like a page
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in a catalog and if you look at those
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screenshots like they always put the
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beautiful happy people laughing and the
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the beautifully photographed merchandise
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or the big close up of a flower or some
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other thing you know and I look at that
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and it's they're nice-looking pictures
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but what it strikes me is sort of
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content free content like the image
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looks nice but what information is it
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conveying to me or do I have to read the
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text right and the second thing I
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thought of is that's how it looks in
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their demos but when the user gets this
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thing is that screen going to look so
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hot when it's not filled with super high
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quality high-res photos of models right
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when it's when it's like an avatar
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that's originally 64 by 64 and it's been
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scaled up to 512 we're just like you
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know we're not all models you can have
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pictures of your friends and family who
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are not as attractive and they will not
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be nicely lit are these these pictures
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of like I could have done like dinner
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plates and other stuff like
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professionally photographed expensive
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things mmm where you're gonna have
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pictures of your stuff that's just ugly
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with the flash burn on it take picture
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of it on you I don't like that screen is
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going to look very different when it's
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when it's you and when it's not
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Microsoft's marketing department filling
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that ah and I still question even in
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that case whether those images convey
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any information the main thing that I
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think is a detriment to those things is
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this sounds dumb but like so they kept
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making point of than not being icons
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that means they're not iconic it's it is
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harder to identify items because when
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you're looking for you know I'm looking
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for words with friends and welcome to
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the icon with the yellow square with the
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little letters on it like it looks
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different than the other icons yeah
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they're all the same shape which is a
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bummer on the iPhone but color scheme
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wise and position wise you know it it's
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easier for me to fly another position I
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think they're doing okay with because
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they do seem to have a set set of
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screens and you can drag them wherever
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you want then make them whatever size
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you want they don't move on their own so
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I think position they're okay but you're
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still glancing to look for that yellow
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thing to confirm where you're going
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especially if it's not an app that use
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all the time and unlike the main screen
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think about the apps then you have to
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find the thing to tap you have to find
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the thing right you could quickly find
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your newsreader right right doesn't it
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remember the position you might be okay
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but if you don't know what screen you're
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on I'll I'm screen number three so I
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know it's always in the lower right
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you'll look in the lower right to try to
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confirm that that's the newsreader and
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it will be some random picture of some
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article but that's another thing if
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you're gonna do the newsreader like
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here's our newsreader look at all these
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pictures the articles I read don't have
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beautiful high-res photos of nice things
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attached to every single article in the
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RSS feed I don't know what's going to
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show for typical RSS feeds that are text
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only or have ugly images but anyway like
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how will you know that's the RSS reader
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without reading the text it's not iconic
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you can't pick it out quickly now they
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really hammered on this point this is a
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quote from the thing icons are
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yesterday's ways of representing apps
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they were constantly slamming Apple iPad
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their competitor right you know go after
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the big dog right but they were never
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named them they would never say an iPad
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never say iOS never say iPhone they
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would just make Illusionist no but we
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all know who they're talking about so
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icons are yesterday's way of
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representing apps they're antiquities
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are all quotes they're antiquated
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they're not alive they're not
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interesting they're not helpful well
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yesterday's way of quoting apps is now
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just like sigh we're the future they're
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the past fine
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they're antiquated again they're old
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they're not alive that's true they're
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usually not moving around unless you
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have the little shaky icon mode on right
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they're not interesting
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probably they're not interesting like I
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mean it gets interns I hate my
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interesting they're not helpful
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I would draw the line there they're
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definitely helpful you know and they're
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easily identifiable and they don't
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change appearance without you knowing
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that they're changing appearance I'll
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give you update an app you know you're
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doing that on your own right so here's
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another quote the best tiles is what
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they call little squares the best tiles
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are live with activity and they draw you
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in I don't really want things in my
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interface to be alive with activity
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right it's movement draws the eye the
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old lizard brain avoid the saber-toothed
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tiger predator prey thing movement you
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can't help it movement draws your eye
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it affects even you can you know yeah
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it's just a physiological fact of life
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and I usually don't want my eye draw
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until I go that little tiles change you
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know this tiles changing oh that's how
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it I don't want my interface to be quote
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alive with activity now whether it's raw
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inner I bet I better draw you in in a
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store display store displays always have
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the you know it come over here look at
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this I mean Apple store demos are filled
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with motion they they show those little
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videos on the on the devices to draw you
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and as I come look at this iPad look at
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this movie people moving around and
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happy people smiling and you know but in
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day to day use I really don't want my
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interface to be alive with activity I
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should preface all this by saying this
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is just from looking at a video I have
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no idea how it's going to be in real
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life but looking at the video these are
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the thoughts that are occurring to me
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it's this kind of stream of
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consciousness type of thing but you know
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sorry but I don't think that I'm
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condemning this interface without ever
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having used it I'm just going on what I
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have I haven't used it I haven't gotten
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to use it I'm just trying to think about
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how this is going to work out in real
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so one of the points the other points
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they made is that these these animations
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are constantly summoning people back
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into your app when something new happens
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and they give a bunch of examples of
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what this animation can do can remind
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you of something that's supposed to
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happen like like maybe supposed to be an
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appointment ever can draw you in to
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being interested in going to that
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application you can show you what's
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coming up next like scheduling
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application it can show you stuff that
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happened while you're away oh oh all
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sorts of things like that reasons why
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you'd want your child to be alive with
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activity and interesting now some of
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these have good points about an
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application is not running giving you
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information so you don't have to launch
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it you can just look at the tile like
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the weather app you have the one
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the weather app what if it shows the
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little sunny rainy thing and some
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temperatures and a three-day forecast
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right on the top you don't need to
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launch it and this is a big complaint
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with like the pre iOS 5 lock screen
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where you didn't have any good
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information there except for the time
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and maybe a notification or two um and
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the fact that all you can do is bad your
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icons show that hey to think new things
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happen but you don't know if this is a
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new email from someone important or it's
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just in your spam stuff like that so
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there are very useful innovations in the
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tile concept but this this push to be
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alive with activity and just the ones
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they showed are currently cycling
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through these seven pictures of models
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or pictures of
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or pictures of
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love things that's not useful that's
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that's distracting that's I guess it's
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good for a demo but I would not want
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that on my tablet I rather have it stack
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updating with interesting information
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not scrolling this across they're all
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anime like the pictures don't just
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change they like fade from one to the
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other scroll up words like blinds
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changing or whatever I bet you like the
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elk our center face a little bit better
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the water L cars interface L cars yeah
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like Star Trek I don't even know what
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that it's a you you're way beyond my
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Star Trek knowledge I am NOT I'm not a
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Star Trek nerd
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I know think I know the interface
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talking about them with the belt those
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sort of like solid lines with making
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curved rectangle little skinny fonts and
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yeah so another point that was made
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about these tiles is it they are single
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hit targets it's not like you can
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interact they're not like little apps
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like you know when you go to dashboard
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you have a widget and there's a bunch of
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controls on it and buttons and things
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and you can fiddle with them even though
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these tiles are filled with stuff and
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animating and have lots of text and
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other stuff there's just one hit target
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there you put your finger on and the
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whole thing is selected you can't
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interact with it in tile form so they're
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trying to keep things simple and every
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site you can look at it but it's not
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interactive you have to punch the app to
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do something with it now all of this
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sort of making iOS look old not looking
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like a computer stuff is most
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interesting because lurking underneath
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all that stuff is the Windows desktop
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occasionally they pull away the covers
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you're like oh my god what is that well
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and that was the question I actually had
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is it is it beneath it or is it a
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separate ad that gets launched it's
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semantics of you know is it always gonna
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it well I mean you define it the key
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point that I think is that it it's not
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always running like that environment is
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not always running right all right so
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when it is running is it is underneath
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on top of blob was just you know it's
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the same Windows kernel that's running
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everything it's just you know there are
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very few processes in this Windows
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environment is one of them so the point
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I make aesthetically is when they when
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they pull back that curtain and show
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show the hideous underbelly of Windows
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like they were showing all this nice
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stuff where everything is aligned all
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the text base lines are line
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and all the the graphics are beautiful
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and the typography is beautiful and as
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animations and everything is smooth and
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evenly spaced out and then they had to
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jump back for a second to show like
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here's where you're going to build your
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apps this is Visual Studio right and he
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shows Visual Studio is like an open
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dialog box and it like your back to the
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world where everything is poorly spaced
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all that the fonts are tiny and skinny
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and invisible and just the controls are
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ugly and this gradients everywhere just
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the spacing alone it just kills me if
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you look at a window screenshot the
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controls and the white space around them
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is just like arbitrary it's like someone
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puked a bunch of controls onto your
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screen certainly visual studios like
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that too you know that's it's such a
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contrast between that world where
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Microsoft was like mad make sure the
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controls are there make sure you can do
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this and I don't care if that graphic is
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from ten years ago and it's 16 colors
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and throw a grating on that yeah it
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looks nice that's all the people like
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gradients now maybe reflection you make
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it blurry and transparent anyway just
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just throw it all on there that world is
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so different from this Metro world yeah
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and it's such a contrast when you see
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them on the same device and I don't know
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I couldn't tell if the guy was disgusted
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to have to show Visual Studio since like
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he was like gung-ho for like I'm mr.
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Metro he was very enthusiastic about
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Metro and the way things should be done
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uh he seems like he would fit right in
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an apple yeah right yeah then he had to
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show that other thing that's underneath
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there ah now he was showing Visual
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Studio pieces like here's when you build
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a metro wrap check this out look this is
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what you start with you start with a
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template a template has a bunch of boxes
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laid out with you and all your text base
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lines already aligned this is where the
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title of your app goes and you know air
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your margins and so and so forth and
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obviously like I mean Xcode has
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templates to it templates are like to
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help you get started it's not as if
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you're locked into doing things
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according this template this is trying
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to give you a leg up but when I see that
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I have to think like oh is that is that
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going to be kind of constraining for
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people or like because is your choice to
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use one of these templates or just go
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all on your own and make a crappy thing
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so when I see templates I'm like does
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that mean is going to be a bunch of
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cookie cutter applications all using
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this template that all look exactly the
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that going to be it that it made me
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think that whoever came up with all
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these templates and they sort of you
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don't have to do it we can do it for you
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understands
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Microsoft's historical weakness that
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their developers make crappy apps I'm
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not bad like you know they're not but
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from a perspective of an Apple person
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like that they're not they don't have
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the Apple attention to detail they don't
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if they don't have the Metro attention
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to detail basically like all these
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things this philosophy of Metro and in
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terms of design aesthetic and adherence
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to a particular system for the way
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things should look and behave is very
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very app alike and historically Windows
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applications have not been like that
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developers can do whatever the hell they
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want and they do and it seemed like all
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of the developers who really cared about
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every single pixel of their applications
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we're not on Windows they were on the
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Mac platform or you know some other
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platform where that for whatever reason
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draws those type of people to that so
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Metro even if Metro was like the best
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thing ever
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Microsoft faces the challenge of either
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taking their current stable developers
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and changing their value system the same
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way Microsoft seems to have changed its
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value system or at least within the
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Metro team Microsoft volume is very
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different from Metro than for the rest
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of Windows they have to either get their
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existing developers at this conference
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to change their value system to behave
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more like Apple developers sweating over
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every pixel like you know panic or icon
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factory or something or they have to
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recruit new developers from other
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platforms who already have that
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philosophy and attract them to theirs
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and different and so designer II will
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help them attract the new people
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maybe the templates and all of this like
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no you don't have to do it for you whoo
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here here's a template here's just you
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just you just give us the image you're
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just a lot about interface and metros
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like that you give us an image you give
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us the text we will lay it out for you
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it's like we don't trust you to take
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this box and lay out your content in two
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hours for example interface builder on
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the Mac you can just drag out a button
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drag out it now those guidelines
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snapping to the aqwal grid guidelines
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but Apple is more or less trusting Mac
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developers to make pleasing dialog box
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which can be difficult very difficult to
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relay all those controls so they're you
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know easy to find easy to scan and
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visually appealing the guides help but
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you could even get more the guys you see
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all seen Mac apps that have like a
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poorly laid out dialogue boxing like oh
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geez who made this thing but by and
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large the best Mac apps are not like
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and the best windows apps even the ones
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made by Microsoft are still like that
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pretty crappy so hmm I had a slide near
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the end which was Metro design
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principles and the number one Metro
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design principle which I thought was
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very revealing in but and goes back to
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we're just talking about the number one
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Metro design principle it's pride in
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craftsmanship hmm the fact that's number
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one I would have been insulted if I was
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in that audience like what are you
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trying to say you trying to say we
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making Windows app sooner is making crap
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we don't care what we make we have no
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pride no craftsmanship we just want to
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make the you know fill in the form bla
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bla bla hit the button and the thing
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works that was their number one can you
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imagine Apple going to WWC and say the
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number one principle Mac OS 10 what
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we're telling you developers when you
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make your apps have this in mind is have
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pride in what you do yeah I can craft
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JIT everyone in WEC thinks they're
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making the best app in the world they're
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gonna kill themselves to try to make it
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the best app normal that's a great point
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maybe less so with like iOS apps you
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know with big game companies sending
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some random team to make it but
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historically speaking pride and
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craftsmanship has not been the problem
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on the Mac platform sir is platform well
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more than iOS that is led in sort of
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since it's been the gold rush there is a
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lack of pride of gratitude from a crap
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absent in the iOS store like people
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churning out 50 applications bogus fraud
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applications or just you just want to
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have something on iOS that is definitely
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lowered the pride in craftsmanship but
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those aren't like those are outsiders
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you know from the respect that if
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someone who's been this in this
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community for a long time is like the
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Mac developers and the next developer is
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definitely a pride in craftsmanship in
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iOS just because it's been so successful
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as as attracted the other people but
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Microsoft is talking to it's humungous
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installed base of Windows developers
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saying have pride in craftsmanship and
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the other ones were be fast and fluid do
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more with less
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and a bunch of other stuff like that but
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the pride and craftsmanship really got
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me you know who's got a lot of pride and
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craftsmanship for real I bet your family
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Shopify com the Internet's the most
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elegant customizable and affordable
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hosted ecommerce platform you can take
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advantage of Shopify thriving theme and
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application community which is all about
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crafts on a ship lets you add depth and
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beauty to your site you can customize
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your own storefront using HTML and CSS
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JavaScript if you like but no Perl
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and for a limited time usually they they
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have this thing where it's like one
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month for free and I said listen that
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one month that's not special and said
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who cares about one month I want three
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months and I want all of my listeners to
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get three months and they said there's
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no way we can do three months can't do
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it we could do we do 40 days
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I said that's forget it you know get out
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of here I don't care it we're done we're
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done here and I got up from the table I
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walked out and they ran after they said
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fine fine we will do three months free
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for your listeners they have to use the
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special code though I said fine what's
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the code and they said five by five and
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I looked at them and I stuck out my ant
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I said let's make it let's make this
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reality right now and they said you got
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it Shopify com code is five by five
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three months free you should add it
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apart but they had to go to their
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manager I got that's my man I could ask
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my and they go back no that's not how
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went down I'm not gonna lie all right
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yeah okay your story all right that's so
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much more than Windows 8 stuff let me
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ask you this let me let me cut to the
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chase here I'm not gonna skip to stop
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I'm gonna say over another show you know
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no god no that's please please do all
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right good
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what's the verdict here on this do do
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you do you think Windows 8 Metro is
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going to make any Mac users say well I I
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guess I can finally go back to Windows
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now I mean what how does this affect
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Windows in general not from mainly it
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sounds like what you've been talking
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about as a developer standpoint because
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obviously that's that's what you and
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certainly I and probably our audience
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are interested in but is this going to
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revitalize because look look at what Mac
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os10 did maybe not 10 dot oh but
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certainly subsequent versions and maybe
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10 dotto to look at what Mac OS 10 did
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for Apple is this Metro going to do that
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for Windows for the PC platform do you
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think because think about this Metro
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isn't just competing with Mac OS 10 its
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competing with older versions of Windows
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and it's also competing with things like
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Linux and
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everything else that's out there what
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what is this going to do is is this what
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Microsoft has been waiting for and I
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will add a rider question on to that
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question which is why not just call it
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Metro when there are no more windows as
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asked by John Gruber go alright so the
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impression I get from the Apple thing in
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the Mac os10
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is not so much that Mac OS 10
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revitalized or broad new people to the
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Mac platform it's a little bit different
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in that what what Matt goes tempered did
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first of all was it brought the next
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people to the Mac platform there was
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next people there was Mac people and the
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Mac people were small in the next people
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were vanishingly small and it brought
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those two groups together but the the
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makeup of those two groups was very
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similar those are the people who had
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obsessive pride and craftsmanship the
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Mac people were very already the the
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next people were kind of technical but
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the reason they were using these really
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low market share obscure platforms is
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because the particular technical and
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artistic attributes of them were
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attractive enough that they were willing
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to forego you know developing for
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Windows developing for the big platform
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where they could make way more money and
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you know so that was the content of the
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Mac and next communities before the
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advent of Mac OS 10 and those people
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were trying to make good apps they were
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trying to make good next apps and the
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Mac people were trying to make good Mac
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apps and they they were but it was kind
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of like toiling in obscurity right so
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when Mac os10 came along and Apple found
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a way to start selling its hardware to
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more people and you know to get out to
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reverse the PR death spiral that the
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company was in and the financial death
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spiral which triggered the PR does
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Fowler to make it so that you know at
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Apple they still in business changing
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that to be hey Apple have you seen this
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new Apple Computer the iMac it's blue
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you know they that reversal so getting
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people in the door to buy Macs and
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trying to you know make the company
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viable make it successful and grow the
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platform at the same time as combining
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the tiny little pool of next people and
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the slightly less tiny pool of Mac
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developers suddenly those guys had a
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bigger audience and lo and behold you
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know like when the users came along
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say look at all these great apps for
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this for this platform that I'd never
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heard of before on this this is a really
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nice-looking app I like this like this
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FTP app this transmit thing this is much
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nicer than whenever I was using on
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Windows how did this thing get here well
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those guys were already there they were
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making that app before you even heard of
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the iMac before the iMac even existed
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before you idiot when you thought apples
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out of business they were making apps
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you know uh so it kind of gave the team
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that the Apple Mac next team and
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eventually the iOS did the same thing
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audience and and people love now we got
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now so much of those are crap just
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because so much of everything is crap
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guys who make Windows software that's
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their team right that's I don't know if
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that team is ready to make apps to make
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great Windows apps out there too but
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like even the very best of the best
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the toolkit maybe it's just that Windows
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controls and the tools that they're
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given it's just like they can't change
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the system phone system pause a little
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bit too small and the official spacing
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buttons are supposed to go and the per
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the prevalence of Wizards I don't know
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what's making Windows apps crappy from
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the perspective of a Mac user and more
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confusing and less pleasing from the
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respect of a regular consumer then you
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know an iPad app or an iOS app or
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anything like that
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maybe maybe you give that team this
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toolkit maybe they do make great apps I
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don't know but the Mac guys had a crappy
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toolkit when they were doing classic Mac
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OS like that thing it was way past its
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sell-by date they were still making
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great apps with those horrible tools and
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you know Metro work just like a breath
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of fresh air for them using like right
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yeah yeah MPW Macintosh programmers
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workshop and mr. C and like you know
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they were still able to make great apps
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that we all loved even given that
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horrible environment so I don't know if
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the team Microsoft's got is up to the
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challenge of making the apps that they
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want so that leaves you know sort of
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fine so pull somebody else pull some
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other team now Apple benefit greatly by
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getting the next team both internally
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the people who work for next became
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Apple people who ran the show basically
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from then on technically and then the
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next developers you know you got to
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develop applications and became the
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great Mac and the great iOS developers
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Microsoft didn't acquire anybody who has
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a little stable of great developers as
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far as I know maybe like maybe the
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danger guys I think that whole thing
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went bad with holes Kim I don't know
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those guys are still there but then out
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in the third-party world like had they
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acquired any other community of
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developers I don't think so so they have
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to they have to poach they have to I
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mean they have to pull Mac developers
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you know pull iOS developers it would be
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great if they could do that ah do they
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want a plan droid developers maybe maybe
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maybe what they're looking for is a
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beautiful minimal interface according to
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a strict set of standards that are very
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limited maybe they don't maybe they
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don't want those guys so that's that
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that I think is their met their first
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the second challenge second challenge is
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how the hell we going to get people to
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make the apps that we want because
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they're pushing hard they know what they
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want they know the kayaks they want and
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they're they're really hoping that their
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community developers all those guys in
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the audience they will do it for them
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start poaching at their first challenge
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number one or maybe number zero is they
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have to execute in ship this is you know
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I don't know what the schedule thing is
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like a year from now these are they
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gonna be ready they got the execute
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execute execute and ship ship and
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execute and update don't do what they
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did with Windows Phone which was ship
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and then like
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promise you're gonna have an updated as
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copy-and-paste and like do nothing for
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months and months and months they have
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to get it done get it bug free and ship
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it and then ship the next version then
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ship the next version ship the next
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review they have to do you know that's
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do the Apple thing they have to do that
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execute so assuming the execute then
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their second challenge like I said is to
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get developers get people to write the
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great apps can they poach from the B
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world of iOS and Mac developers I think
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they have a legitimate shot I think a
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Mac developer or an iOS developer will
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be more inclined to say you know what
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I'm going to try another version of this
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app and actually I'm going to make it a
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Windows 8 version I have been resisting
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import to Android but I'm going to try
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I'm going to try that like when I
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thought of this one I should with some
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slide of saying we didn't give them
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getting contracts we will do the next
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row but about the contracts thing some
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other type of things you can imagine
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doing in Windows 8 huh you're saying
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what kind of applications might use the
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feature XY and Z and one of the ones
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that listed was read it later services
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not wanted to do an Android version of
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that app maybe he'd be more inclined to
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do some sort of Windows 8 integration
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for Instapaper than he would for Android
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just because the tools are better and
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the platform owner is more friendly and
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it's not it's like kind of desktop you
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know it's kind of this weird hybrid 2
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interface you're not doing it on the
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phone you're doing in a larger thing and
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like basically also you know it's it's
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more interesting than Android because
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it's not just a pale imitation of what
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Apple's doing and potentially
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potentially there's a big base out there
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bigger than entry view if you if
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Microsoft can convert its entire desktop
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PC base to running Windows 8 suddenly
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this work that you're done can run on
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every PC in the world basically except
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for Mac's right and by the way also
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tablets stuff like that so I think they
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have a legitimate shot of pulling some
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people over now what those people's
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experience is like like oh so we decided
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to make Windows 8 port and it was a
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horrible experience because the tools
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are bad or the whole thing was buggy
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that's not good or we decide to make a
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Windows 8 port but it was pointless
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because Microsoft could not sell like
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they couldn't get people upgrade from
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Windows 7 they couldn't get people off
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xp they couldn't sell on all these
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running away whatever the problem was
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like they once they pull those two or
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three or four guys over maybe that's
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throw a little money there right
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whatever that's to do they have to make
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that experience beneficial like we did
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an Android port it was a big hassle we
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got nothing we did a Windows 8 port and
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it was a much nicer experience and we've
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seen some financial reward from it or
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was a fun experience or I like the end
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result I think it's cooler I've got a
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metro tablet and it's it's fun for me to
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use and I like it I never launched the
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Windows desktop part of it you know so I
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forget at this point I forgotten my
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original question was but I hope I've
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answered it well I think he did I think
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he more than did um Oh interesting to
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see where they go with this I mean it's
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it's a year away though right nine
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months or is it a year yeah that's
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that's just like says the Microsoft way
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they're showing up early I think I think
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they had to because otherwise you know
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everyone had written Microsoft off
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already and this gave them new life uh
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hopefully we don't forget about them a
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year and hopefully they'll keep the yet
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the flow of PR going to say yeah no
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we're really doing this it's actually
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gonna ship having done it have they done
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that before come out with something
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announced it and then sort of forgotten
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about it not ship that they've done that
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with some no I'm lighting sorry I mean
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the public forgetting about it because
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they're not in our face reminding us
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that they're gonna do this thing now
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sometimes margasoft is also done in our
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face yeah the slates stuff like that
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like they shop about it because they
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realize it was going nowhere but this is
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this is too Jake this is me this is when
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Windows 8 like Windows 7 they were kind
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of in our face about like here's the new
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windows like in Windows 8 is this is way
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bigger than Windows 7 so I think they
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will keep reminding us they're going to
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do it and then they had to say something
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early because if they didn't say either
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way till the end of this year to do what
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they just did now we'd be like God too
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little too late
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yeah I mean it may already be too late
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in terms of the tablet market we'll see
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but this Microsoft style sure show it
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early and you know do what you got to do
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to get people excited about it and you
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have way more Windows 8 stuff so people
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who do not want to hear more about
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Windows 8 the next show also probably
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you know the Reno topic of the show was
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going to be what ails Microsoft maybe
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I'll get to that at the end of the
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Windows eight stuff so this is going to
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be a little run of Microsoft stuff I
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know people didn't like it when I did
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two or three shows in a row about
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programming this is going to be two or
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three shows in a row talking about
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Microsoft because this is something I
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can't wait for that the most interesting
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thing happening in this this space
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right now I think that's it though and
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so for today I think I'll wrap it up
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yeah well you can follow John on Twitter
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just as simple it's simple to do this
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it's just siracusa si RAC USA there's no
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Z in that I am Dan Benjamin on Twitter
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can read a lot of John's writing over it
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Ars Technica your best stuff is there
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really I think my only stuff practically
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well let's up a Macworld to a couple of
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our obscure things don't downplay that
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hmm sometimes John it can be heard on
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other podcasts such as the incomparable
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or incomparable as you say which is a
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great show a lot of fun you can be heard
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bunch of other excellent Mac nerds
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that's about it sir q saw on Twitter
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nosey and and that's it if you like this
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show please consider going to iTunes
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signing in and rating it that is a
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really the best way to keep it a kick in
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very much the same way that we are
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hoping that Microsoft will do something
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great here and and they are hoping we
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pay attention by keeping it in on the
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radar you can go to iTunes and keep this
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show on the radar by your rating it it's
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great that you rated it before thank you
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if you haven't rated it shame on you and
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please go down and write it also what I
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would suggest is so I obsessively read
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the reviews if you don't want a writer
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review whatever but there's these little
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buttons next to every review that says
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there was this review helpful yes no and
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there's kind of a self-fulfilling
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prophecy effect where after two or three
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people like when there was like three
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reviews someone came in and clicked on
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they read the three reviews and one of
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them was like the review they liked the
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so they clicked this was helpful yeah
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it'd be helpful yes that was bad
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phrasing what really is do you agree
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it's a bad review and you think the show
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of people not a lot of people like 10 or
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this review was helpful that has been
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the number one review but it's sorted by
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which is most helpful
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that's been the number one review since
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the inception of the show and it only
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had like 10 or 15 clicks so there are I
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don't know how many reviews maybe 100
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200 something like that but the number
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one review has ten of the this has been
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most helpful link so if we just want to
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go through the routine Osborne who else
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is motivated to read the views except
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for the people on the show but it would
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be nice I thought I thought to be more
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churn in terms of what the top reviewers
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of you if you go through the reviews and
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find one that you either agree with you
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actually think is helpful or whatever
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however you want interpret that click
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the yes or no link to either push
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reviews up or down in the list of
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reviews because I'm on the web interface
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and iTunes they just show you like the
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top two or three reviews and those never
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change despite the fact that if the tail
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end of those reviews if you sort by most
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recent and go to the last page or go to
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the first page you'll see people are
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writing reviews all the time and I read
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every single one of those so thank you
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for everybody who is writing reviews
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because I do read them but no one else
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is going to see them because at twenty
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pages back and no one ever goes 20 pages
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back and hits on a little yes this is
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the show and looking for something to do
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when you like clicking cover me through
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some of the reviews and click on the
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ones that you think are well-written
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agree with what you agree with or if you
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friends to all click on that yes this
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things to suddenly pop up to be the
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number one review in the list of reviews
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I think my mom has like 17 yes this was
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try I like that alright go check out our
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watch it if they haven't or rewatch it
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they just had it on but so you can't
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watch that you get a watch I got a DVD
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go and yeah we will announce it even if
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we've already recorded it you'll just
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hold it back and you know so we can
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know that oh it's a special thing it has
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people will listen to this and say no
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Dan don't do a review don't review it
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later do a mystery science 3000 thing
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that's what you know they said that in
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you want that but I don't I do want that
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do that no not fair
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anyone would not like that I think
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everybody who wants it if you don't want
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explanation is long-winded like mine
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always are and rambling by the time
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piss-poor answer but here's what you do
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pause and they have to hit pause but say
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rehearse it we could rehearse it we're
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gonna watch a movie just like the bond
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stop sorry like the bond it's what
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do this all right you win yes are we
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really like you too
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yes did you do a little fist pump errs
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under anything and that my fingers it
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excellent if you really want to do an
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mst3k thing like Don the incomparable
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funny and I was thinking of
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participating but that's hard my just
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tried I tried to like write jokes time
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today was only a twenty minute movie
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video thing that is hard I could come up
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with nothing and the people who did it
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skill set all right so we won't do that
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we'll just review it will give people a
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heads up when it's coming we'll record
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it get it record it soon movies not
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going anywhere but yeah right so you
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now I close man nights and weekends
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I do weekends how you say that but we
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incomparable at 11:00 p.m.
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are you a persuasive guy urges
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kowtow to things odd neither because if
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you can persuade my wife to let me cut
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out about I need about 3/4 never ask
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someone else to persuade your wife of
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anything blue three to four hours you
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no I I don't I have no advice for you
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and now here's what here's what's gonna
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have to happen I need about three or
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four hours because I got to watch the
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movie at least once maybe twice and then
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we gotta record about it I know right
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yes I understand a lot of what amount I
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can't imagine doing it if I had a
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newborn hear it armed and yet and yet
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Here I am doing shows and I have to I
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about this one especially seeing it
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again rekindled my interest has been a
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long time since I watched it we're gonna
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do this alright
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thanks for tuning in everybody we'll be
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back next week have a good one job in
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