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H.I #80: Operation Twinkle Toes


00:00:00   all right hello internets uh 8080 that [TS]

00:00:04   ad I think what's that in Roman numerals [TS]

00:00:06   Q I think it's a Q that's the way that [TS]

00:00:09   works what I gotta be right about to say [TS]

00:00:14   is say a hundred rizelle one hundred [TS]

00:00:16   sees one hundred ELLs fifty have don't [TS]

00:00:18   you watch the Super Bowl Brady so it's [TS]

00:00:20   either L XXX or to see its xxc we take [TS]

00:00:25   the 20 from the hundred I add the 30 to [TS]

00:00:27   the 50 I think we take the 20 from the [TS]

00:00:28   hundred all right did you trying to be [TS]

00:00:30   economical with letters isn't that how [TS]

00:00:32   that works [TS]

00:00:32   no it's it's L xxx say ha yeah there's [TS]

00:00:37   always those exceptions like how 8 is is [TS]

00:00:39   the III and not III X well this is why [TS]

00:00:45   the Romans couldn't do algebra I don't [TS]

00:00:48   know I don't know why they went that way [TS]

00:00:49   but that's the way it is I think I think [TS]

00:00:52   they got stuck this way right they [TS]

00:00:53   started a system it seemed like a good [TS]

00:00:55   idea at the time [TS]

00:00:55   yeah but then but then when they're [TS]

00:00:57   trying to solve for X it turns out to be [TS]

00:00:59   incredibly difficult with Roman numerals [TS]

00:01:01   oh it's like it's like their version of [TS]

00:01:03   the millennium bug and I never thought [TS]

00:01:04   that day to get to 100 well we never [TS]

00:01:07   thought the numbers I get this big we [TS]

00:01:08   thought we'd just check three on the end [TS]

00:01:10   we didn't think we'd get to the point [TS]

00:01:11   where we had to take two from something [TS]

00:01:12   big [TS]

00:01:13   yeah now that we need to we need to see [TS]

00:01:15   the Pythagorean theorem we're in real [TS]

00:01:16   trouble I got a date a patch so the hell [TS]

00:01:21   of it to throw this all the way look at [TS]

00:01:22   these shiny Arabic numerals this is my [TS]

00:01:24   tomato I like a few little quirks in a [TS]

00:01:27   in a system I like a few inconsistencies [TS]

00:01:28   yeah yeah but I don't think you want [TS]

00:01:31   inconsistencies in numbers like if [TS]

00:01:32   there's if there's one area where we can [TS]

00:01:34   surely agree that you must have [TS]

00:01:36   consistency it's with numbers you're not [TS]

00:01:38   really going to be like oh there's a bit [TS]

00:01:39   of a charm to the old Roman system we [TS]

00:01:42   should be using it today yeah I guess [TS]

00:01:44   you're at can I wish a happy birthday to [TS]

00:01:47   CGP grey not CGP grey the co-host of [TS]

00:01:52   hello internet and very occasional [TS]

00:01:54   release of YouTube videos right but CGP [TS]

00:01:56   grey the penguin at Bristol Zoo though [TS]

00:01:59   has just had a second birthday [TS]

00:02:02   she has just had her second I was gonna [TS]

00:02:04   say what's this what's this it nonsense [TS]

00:02:05   we know it's the she's two years old now [TS]

00:02:07   and do you know what I just just before [TS]

00:02:10   we started recording I had [TS]

00:02:12   pang of guilt about CTP great the [TS]

00:02:15   penguin mm-hmm yeah how often have you [TS]

00:02:17   visited her breeding yeah do you know [TS]

00:02:19   what it reminds me of it you know when [TS]

00:02:21   you go on holiday sometimes or you have [TS]

00:02:24   some like intense experience and you [TS]

00:02:26   meet like new friends or people you [TS]

00:02:28   haven't met before and at the end of the [TS]

00:02:30   trip you like exchange details and [TS]

00:02:32   you're thinking it's going to be friends [TS]

00:02:33   forever like I'll contact you and we'll [TS]

00:02:35   see each other again one day and we're [TS]

00:02:37   gone another holiday and you have all [TS]

00:02:38   these grand ideas and then you maybe [TS]

00:02:40   exchanged one email and then like you [TS]

00:02:43   never hear from that person again you [TS]

00:02:44   can't even remember them or their name [TS]

00:02:46   who but you would actually think that [TS]

00:02:49   you're going to maintain friendships [TS]

00:02:50   over a long distance that's sometimes [TS]

00:02:52   you feel that because you've had such a [TS]

00:02:53   good time with them and you've gotten [TS]

00:02:54   along so well you think they're gonna be [TS]

00:02:56   a friend for life and I know I know [TS]

00:02:58   I know you feel that Brady I know that [TS]

00:03:00   you feel that everybody who's human [TS]

00:03:02   feels that but surely you know it's like [TS]

00:03:05   maintaining a friendship via email it's [TS]

00:03:08   never going to happen there are people I [TS]

00:03:10   would love to maintain friendships with [TS]

00:03:11   via email people I do occasionally have [TS]

00:03:13   like pangs of guilt for not sending more [TS]

00:03:15   emails to but the reality of it is like [TS]

00:03:17   this isn't the 1800s like we can't [TS]

00:03:19   maintain a correspondence through [TS]

00:03:20   letter-writing like it's just never [TS]

00:03:21   gonna happen yeah but you think that's [TS]

00:03:23   just going to be a stopgap between [TS]

00:03:24   having another great holiday together [TS]

00:03:26   because you just had such a good time [TS]

00:03:27   and I'll come and visit you in Peru oh [TS]

00:03:31   yeah mm-hmm look I'm not saying when I [TS]

00:03:35   think about it in the cold light of day [TS]

00:03:37   but I can't see what happens and it's [TS]

00:03:40   happened to me so many times in life I [TS]

00:03:41   should know better yeah but it still [TS]

00:03:43   just happens it still just happens and [TS]

00:03:44   my point is that's a bit how I feel [TS]

00:03:47   about CGP grey the lady penguin mm-hmm [TS]

00:03:49   because I sort of thought ah I'm so [TS]

00:03:51   close to Bristol Zoo I could go back [TS]

00:03:53   like maybe every six months or so just [TS]

00:03:55   for half a day and take a few photos and [TS]

00:03:57   see how she's doing and keep everyone up [TS]

00:03:59   to date and yeah I remember at the time [TS]

00:04:01   they were there were many a promise from [TS]

00:04:02   Brady about updates about how she was [TS]

00:04:05   doing overtime we were going to get [TS]

00:04:06   health reports on the weight and it's [TS]

00:04:08   like no nothing nothing ever happened I [TS]

00:04:11   did one big update I did the gender [TS]

00:04:12   update and the weigh-in and everything [TS]

00:04:14   that's it that's it that's the one email [TS]

00:04:16   that you send when you think oh let me [TS]

00:04:17   let me kick this off and it she never [TS]

00:04:19   wrote back that's part I mean partly in [TS]

00:04:22   my defense if I can have one little tiny [TS]

00:04:24   bit of Defense mm-hmm [TS]

00:04:26   contact at the zoo who made it all [TS]

00:04:27   happen and even made the naming happen [TS]

00:04:29   has left the zoo for new pastures so I [TS]

00:04:32   did I did lose my easy contact there so [TS]

00:04:34   now approaching the zoo is a little bit [TS]

00:04:36   like I'm going in cold as a stranger [TS]

00:04:38   again mm-hmm but it is also just my [TS]

00:04:41   terribleness and I feel a little bit bad [TS]

00:04:43   and I'm also secretly in the very back [TS]

00:04:45   of my head a little bit scared of [TS]

00:04:47   finding it maybe like something [TS]

00:04:49   terrible's happened and I kind of don't [TS]

00:04:52   want to know I mean I'm sure penguins [TS]

00:04:54   don't dive right often here but there [TS]

00:04:55   was that seal cage right next door you [TS]

00:04:57   know seemed safe like it was really [TS]

00:05:00   dangerous proximity sales don't attack [TS]

00:05:03   penguins do they I think they do at the [TS]

00:05:05   eat penguins I mean the Lions are only [TS]

00:05:07   400 meters away or so yeah but like that [TS]

00:05:09   I'm sure a lion isn't interested in a [TS]

00:05:11   penguin I think you chuck a penguin in [TS]

00:05:13   the lion cage and see what happens yeah [TS]

00:05:14   therefore they won't know what it is [TS]

00:05:15   they'll be really confused right there's [TS]

00:05:17   different different terrain creatures [TS]

00:05:18   they don't interact oh don't like [TS]

00:05:21   licorice exactly that's that's how that [TS]

00:05:25   would work out I understand that feeling [TS]

00:05:26   you want cgp grey the lady penguin to [TS]

00:05:29   live on forever in your mind having a [TS]

00:05:32   fantastic life swimming around doing [TS]

00:05:35   whatever she's up to [TS]

00:05:36   yeah living forever or however long [TS]

00:05:39   penguins live I don't know 18 months [TS]

00:05:41   what's their life span I have known oh [TS]

00:05:43   gosh if then she could be dead hang on [TS]

00:05:46   how long does a penguin they've um [TS]

00:05:48   looking that up just messy how long does [TS]

00:05:50   a penguin live what's your guess [TS]

00:05:52   what's your serious guess my serious [TS]

00:05:54   guess um and I'll make it guess first [TS]

00:05:58   before I look it up okay I'm gonna I'm [TS]

00:05:59   gonna put my serious guess at ten years [TS]

00:06:03   I'm gonna go [TS]

00:06:04   fifteen this price is right is it [TS]

00:06:07   closest without going over is that [TS]

00:06:08   organized we're in trouble here because [TS]

00:06:09   an emperor penguin apparently lives for [TS]

00:06:11   20 years and a little penguin lives for [TS]

00:06:14   six years that can live anywhere between [TS]

00:06:16   six and twenty seven years okay well [TS]

00:06:18   what what species is see to be greater [TS]

00:06:20   penguin well that's a good that's good [TS]

00:06:22   point [TS]

00:06:22   what is it it's like an African penguin [TS]

00:06:24   isn't it okay I think so [TS]

00:06:26   that sounds familiar we haven't kept up [TS]

00:06:27   a correspondence so I don't know the [TS]

00:06:29   details of her family lineage the [TS]

00:06:32   average lifespan of an african penguin [TS]

00:06:33   is ten to twenty seven years and they [TS]

00:06:36   can live up to thirty years in captivity [TS]

00:06:38   so cgb [TS]

00:06:40   the lady penguin may will outlive me I [TS]

00:06:43   don't know what I'm worried about [TS]

00:06:44   if CGP grey lady penguin outlives you I [TS]

00:06:47   will take a visit to the zoo right in [TS]

00:06:50   your honor that would be like that would [TS]

00:06:52   be your way of remembering me yeah [TS]

00:06:54   exactly [TS]

00:06:54   it'll be a little remembrance for you [TS]

00:06:56   just like that holiday friendship thing [TS]

00:06:58   though it'll be like you know after I'm [TS]

00:07:00   gone you'll forget you'll never do it [TS]

00:07:01   and like ten years after I'm gone you'll [TS]

00:07:03   be I really must go and visit that [TS]

00:07:04   penguin one day I'm terrible the guilt [TS]

00:07:06   of long-distance friendships now great I [TS]

00:07:10   want to quickly just talk about the [TS]

00:07:11   hello Internet limited edition sneakers [TS]

00:07:13   mm-hmm mainly because I just realized [TS]

00:07:16   that I haven't got you to give the [TS]

00:07:17   project a cool name yet like their vinyl [TS]

00:07:19   was called Project revolution can you [TS]

00:07:22   come up with a name for the sneaker [TS]

00:07:24   project oh it seems kind of pointless [TS]

00:07:25   now though Brady it's over no it's still [TS]

00:07:28   going that they're still gonna be like [TS]

00:07:30   manufactured and orders are still coming [TS]

00:07:31   in and I dive yeah another but like I've [TS]

00:07:34   seen them in real life they're being [TS]

00:07:35   manufactured you've taken orders if this [TS]

00:07:37   is his way too far in the life cycle of [TS]

00:07:39   a project to give it a project name but [TS]

00:07:41   whenever I bring it up I need a name I [TS]

00:07:43   can't always say I want to talk about [TS]

00:07:44   the hello Internet limited edition [TS]

00:07:45   sneakers hmm it has to and by the way my [TS]

00:07:48   wife tells me off for calling them [TS]

00:07:50   sneakers because that's not a very [TS]

00:07:51   British thing to call them but it's too [TS]

00:07:53   late now [TS]

00:07:53   why does she tell you I don't know I [TS]

00:07:55   think maybe she thinks I should be [TS]

00:07:56   calling them trainers I've got a [TS]

00:07:58   possible name oh yeah what I was just [TS]

00:08:01   trying to look up I was I was thinking [TS]

00:08:02   mercury has those little wings on his [TS]

00:08:05   feet I was trying to think is there a [TS]

00:08:06   name for those little wings like that [TS]

00:08:08   could be a project name yeah or it could [TS]

00:08:10   just be Project Mercury what do you [TS]

00:08:12   think Brady juvett you have one you like [TS]

00:08:13   I was thinking maybe operation twinkle [TS]

00:08:16   toes done okay yeah you want to call it [TS]

00:08:21   operation twinkle toes that's fine I'm [TS]

00:08:24   trying to read for like an obscure Greek [TS]

00:08:26   reference here it's like that operation [TS]

00:08:28   twinkle toes much better there you go I [TS]

00:08:30   mean I know you like the cool names and [TS]

00:08:31   I I'm up for a cool name as much as the [TS]

00:08:34   next guy but I don't know if for some [TS]

00:08:36   reason in my head I just keep coming [TS]

00:08:37   back to operation twinkle toes here's [TS]

00:08:39   the important thing about a project name [TS]

00:08:41   it has to feel right yeah it has to feel [TS]

00:08:44   right and project twinkle toes it feels [TS]

00:08:46   right I think operation twinkle toes [TS]

00:08:48   operation twinkle toes there we go [TS]

00:08:50   operation twinkle toes so a quick update [TS]

00:08:52   on operation twinkle toes [TS]

00:08:54   as as you said the first two pairs are [TS]

00:08:58   now in existence and in my possession [TS]

00:09:00   and are even being worn by me right now [TS]

00:09:04   not not right now now but I was wearing [TS]

00:09:07   them yesterday when I saw you so you got [TS]

00:09:08   to see them in real life and I did I saw [TS]

00:09:11   them in real life [TS]

00:09:11   yeah when you came through London after [TS]

00:09:13   filming some objectivity mm-hmm I was [TS]

00:09:16   originally thinking our Brady's in town [TS]

00:09:17   do I really want to go see him for a [TS]

00:09:20   drink I don't know [TS]

00:09:21   that's a bit meh on the whole evening to [TS]

00:09:24   be honest but when you did them send me [TS]

00:09:26   the message telling me that you had the [TS]

00:09:28   sneakers I thought oh okay I should go [TS]

00:09:30   out and see him I want to see what these [TS]

00:09:32   things actually look like and I was very [TS]

00:09:33   glad that I made the journey what did [TS]

00:09:35   you think of them in real life I think [TS]

00:09:36   they look really good in real life it's [TS]

00:09:38   always different like when you see a [TS]

00:09:39   thing for real right the Internet as [TS]

00:09:43   fantastic as it is can never quite [TS]

00:09:44   convey the physical presence of a thing [TS]

00:09:47   like in on all of the pictures I was a [TS]

00:09:49   little bit uncertain about the thickness [TS]

00:09:51   of that white soul but in real life I [TS]

00:09:53   think it came out great so I have to say [TS]

00:09:55   two thumbs up [TS]

00:09:56   for projects operation twinkle toes I [TS]

00:10:00   can't believe how much I love them [TS]

00:10:02   you're smitten Brady you're smitten I am [TS]

00:10:05   I am smitten I'm just like I'm in love [TS]

00:10:09   so I've got one pair that I'm wearing [TS]

00:10:11   I've got another pair I'm keeping in the [TS]

00:10:13   box for the museum yeah I can't rule out [TS]

00:10:16   cracking the other ones out of the box [TS]

00:10:18   when my current ones die well you said [TS]

00:10:20   you were going to get a whole bunch of [TS]

00:10:21   spares right a whole bunch of redundant [TS]

00:10:23   sneakers wasn't that the plan you were [TS]

00:10:24   going to order like ten for yourselves [TS]

00:10:25   that you always have a lot I was like I [TS]

00:10:27   don't remember saying that [TS]

00:10:28   oh no it sounds familiar I think that's [TS]

00:10:30   what you pretty sure that's what you [TS]

00:10:31   said it's not something I would do but I [TS]

00:10:33   don't know maybe I do need an extra pair [TS]

00:10:34   and despite me telling people not to [TS]

00:10:37   order them and I meant it when I said it [TS]

00:10:39   mm-hmm quite a few people have hmm not [TS]

00:10:42   like an embarrassing number just like a [TS]

00:10:45   nice number enough for me to feel like [TS]

00:10:46   the project was like worth doing because [TS]

00:10:49   if no one ordered any and I was the only [TS]

00:10:50   person who owned a pair it would feel a [TS]

00:10:52   bit stupid but knowing that our other [TS]

00:10:54   pairs out there a nice modest number of [TS]

00:10:57   other people wearing them it feels like [TS]

00:10:59   we made a thing that was nice so I'm [TS]

00:11:03   really happy with how it's gone do you [TS]

00:11:04   have an estimated shipping date for the [TS]

00:11:06   sneakers do you know when they [TS]

00:11:07   to be out in the real world I don't [TS]

00:11:09   think it's going to take that long I'm [TS]

00:11:11   going to close off like this round of [TS]

00:11:12   orders shortly just so I can get the [TS]

00:11:14   factory to start making them I wouldn't [TS]

00:11:16   visit at the factory by the way I'm [TS]

00:11:18   going to get the factory making them and [TS]

00:11:19   then I'll I'll keep orders open for a [TS]

00:11:21   bit longer for a second batch because as [TS]

00:11:23   people start seeing pictures of them [TS]

00:11:24   they might think oh I think I want a [TS]

00:11:26   pair but like I said don't feel that you [TS]

00:11:28   need to have them I think it's just [TS]

00:11:30   basically the shoe enthusiasts and [TS]

00:11:32   sneaker heads have spoken and they're [TS]

00:11:34   the ones who've gotten themselves a pair [TS]

00:11:36   so I'm happy that they're happy I'm [TS]

00:11:38   happy they're happy as well it's been [TS]

00:11:39   really nice crazy Brady project made [TS]

00:11:42   real we have been sent the coolest thing [TS]

00:11:48   we have ever been sent we get sent some [TS]

00:11:50   weird stuff to the hello internet post [TS]

00:11:52   box yeah [TS]

00:11:54   we again you get sent some weird stuff [TS]

00:11:57   to the hello internet post box the very [TS]

00:11:59   very weirdness of some of the things [TS]

00:12:01   that you get sent is the very reason I [TS]

00:12:03   do not have nor do not want a Hello [TS]

00:12:05   internet post box by me like let you [TS]

00:12:07   deal with all that stuff that shows up [TS]

00:12:10   there has been some weird stuff but this [TS]

00:12:12   thing is so awesome mm-hmm [TS]

00:12:14   it's going to blow your mind oh really [TS]

00:12:17   now this has come from someone you will [TS]

00:12:20   be familiar with because when I finally [TS]

00:12:22   have the hello Internet medals of honor [TS]

00:12:24   struck and that there is another project [TS]

00:12:26   that is ongoing that there has been [TS]

00:12:32   progress there by the way that needs a [TS]

00:12:33   name gray what about for the Medal [TS]

00:12:35   project I'm sorry I just I have to stop [TS]

00:12:38   here Brady because when you were talking [TS]

00:12:39   about the Penguins I didn't want to say [TS]

00:12:41   anything out of pure politeness but I [TS]

00:12:43   was thinking about those medals in the [TS]

00:12:45   back of my mind I was like I wonder if [TS]

00:12:46   Brady remembers those I wonder if he [TS]

00:12:48   forgot about those medals no no there [TS]

00:12:50   are ongoing discussions there's work [TS]

00:12:52   being done on this project this is not a [TS]

00:12:55   forgotten project but it hasn't got a [TS]

00:12:56   name maybe that's what's wrong it hasn't [TS]

00:12:58   got a name so you want to give it a name [TS]

00:12:59   ah first thing that comes to mind [TS]

00:13:01   project Vulcan feel like they're being [TS]

00:13:04   forged yeah alright yeah yes okay we can [TS]

00:13:10   find something better later but you know [TS]

00:13:11   just for now okay working title Vulcan [TS]

00:13:14   yeah there yeah anyway when those medals [TS]

00:13:18   finally are forged [TS]

00:13:21   somewhere in the bowels of the mighty [TS]

00:13:22   black stamp I'm assuming mm-hmm [TS]

00:13:24   the first recipient is going to be a [TS]

00:13:27   chap named Chris and Chris will be [TS]

00:13:29   remembered by longtime listeners as the [TS]

00:13:32   person who used to work near Air Force [TS]

00:13:34   One on the stairs hmm and and used to [TS]

00:13:37   listen to hello Internet while driving [TS]

00:13:39   the stairs for Air Force One or sitting [TS]

00:13:40   in the stairs for Air Force One waiting [TS]

00:13:42   to join them yeah he was very clear [TS]

00:13:44   about not driving the stairs while [TS]

00:13:46   listening exam very important exactly [TS]

00:13:48   very important to not get him fired so [TS]

00:13:51   Chris has raised the bar with with a [TS]

00:13:54   special gift that he sent us I'm going [TS]

00:13:57   to send you a photo gray so you can see [TS]

00:13:59   it so I got this huge box is this what [TS]

00:14:06   you're looking at is a framed hello [TS]

00:14:08   internet flag an alien gear flag and [TS]

00:14:11   underneath the flag is a certificate of [TS]

00:14:13   authenticity which I think's acute touch [TS]

00:14:15   but which also has the purpose of [TS]

00:14:17   explaining what the flag is and I'll [TS]

00:14:19   read what the certificate says to you [TS]

00:14:21   okay it says this is to certify that on [TS]

00:14:23   August the 6th 2016 this hello internet [TS]

00:14:28   flag was flown onboard vc-25 tail number [TS]

00:14:33   two eight zero zero zero [TS]

00:14:35   callsign Air Force One from Joint Base [TS]

00:14:39   Andrews Maryland to Otis Air National [TS]

00:14:43   Guard base Massachusetts so this this [TS]

00:14:46   hello internet nailing gear was flown [TS]

00:14:48   aboard Air Force One Wow [TS]

00:14:50   which i think is pretty cool that is [TS]

00:14:53   pretty cool but like as if that's not [TS]

00:14:56   cool enough Chris was then because Chris [TS]

00:14:58   is obviously a member of the Armed [TS]

00:14:59   Forces and he was deployed elsewhere no [TS]

00:15:02   longer works with Air Force One and he [TS]

00:15:05   was sent to Afghanistan mm-hmm so we [TS]

00:15:08   can't say exactly what and where and [TS]

00:15:09   what he did for for operational reasons [TS]

00:15:11   hmm but it did also fly on a c-17 [TS]

00:15:15   Globemaster 3 and ac-130j cargo and [TS]

00:15:20   passenger aircraft used by the Air Force [TS]

00:15:22   and then it was dragged from pillar to [TS]

00:15:24   post around Afghanistan Wow [TS]

00:15:27   I say I'll send you a picture of Chris [TS]

00:15:29   holding the flag while deployed in [TS]

00:15:32   Afghanistan so this this flag [TS]

00:15:35   had some adventures that looks like a [TS]

00:15:37   flag and deployment that's for sure yeah [TS]

00:15:39   holy cow [TS]

00:15:40   big gun as well all sorts that's a cool [TS]

00:15:43   picture so they say there we go this is [TS]

00:15:46   a very special Nayland gear flag that [TS]

00:15:49   deserves full respect and should not be [TS]

00:15:52   allowed to touch the ground and I won't [TS]

00:15:53   touch the ground because he's had it all [TS]

00:15:54   framed up and the thing that's [TS]

00:15:57   interesting was he sent it from [TS]

00:15:59   Afghanistan so he had to find someone in [TS]

00:16:02   Afghanistan to do all the framing for [TS]

00:16:03   him and it's been amazingly well framed [TS]

00:16:05   by really professional so in some [TS]

00:16:08   village somewhere in Afghanistan he's [TS]

00:16:09   taken in this flag and said can you [TS]

00:16:11   friends and then he sent it from there [TS]

00:16:14   to me here in England mmm-hmm if this [TS]

00:16:17   flag could talk the stories it would [TS]

00:16:18   tell hey it's amazing this is this is [TS]

00:16:21   fantastic [TS]

00:16:22   okay I always love seeing the nailing [TS]

00:16:25   gear flag flying in crazy locations but [TS]

00:16:28   this really is a step further that is a [TS]

00:16:29   certificate of authenticity for Air [TS]

00:16:32   Force one and that's fantastic and in [TS]

00:16:36   this big box as well like it was full of [TS]

00:16:39   treasures mm-hmm good sent to you I'm [TS]

00:16:42   embarrassed to say he also threw in the [TS]

00:16:44   box as a little as a little wink-wink [TS]

00:16:46   extra and it's perhaps the thing that [TS]

00:16:49   excited me most a whole bunch of packets [TS]

00:16:52   of official President Obama peanut M&Ms [TS]

00:16:55   you know with the presidential logo and [TS]

00:16:57   stuff on them that you always hear about [TS]

00:16:58   so I've got official president M&Ms wait [TS]

00:17:02   I don't I don't know what do you mean [TS]

00:17:03   that the president has an individual [TS]

00:17:05   logo or you just mean the president's [TS]

00:17:07   logo no they make M&Ms and I also make [TS]

00:17:12   Hershey Kisses they make like little [TS]

00:17:13   packets of M&Ms for the president and [TS]

00:17:15   they come in like a little box with I [TS]

00:17:17   have never heard about this have you [TS]

00:17:18   know heard of this it's like a big deal [TS]

00:17:22   is that the sound of opening yeah [TS]

00:17:25   presidential M&Ms there Brady yeah and [TS]

00:17:27   here's the sound of me eating them [TS]

00:17:28   they're very old so I probably shouldn't [TS]

00:17:29   be doing this P here we go so it's it's [TS]

00:17:35   a Fox of M&Ms with the president's logo [TS]

00:17:38   and the president's signature below it [TS]

00:17:42   yeah so you have Barack Obama signed [TS]

00:17:45   presidential M&M Box I've never heard of [TS]

00:17:48   this [TS]

00:17:48   so is this something like they just pass [TS]

00:17:50   out on Air Force One I guess I think you [TS]

00:17:53   meet the president sometimes you get [TS]

00:17:54   them and they're like a little souvenir [TS]

00:17:56   yeah when you meet the president he [TS]

00:17:58   shakes your hand and he gives you like a [TS]

00:17:59   little wink and he slides you a box of [TS]

00:18:01   heaven hams as a little chocolate reward [TS]

00:18:03   I think that's kind of how it goes okay [TS]

00:18:05   I bet it has a stir stuff about it and [TS]

00:18:08   I'll send you one other thing that was [TS]

00:18:09   in the package which was also really [TS]

00:18:10   interesting it looks like those Hershey [TS]

00:18:12   kisses have a little American flag [TS]

00:18:13   wrapper the best flag the most love flag [TS]

00:18:16   in the world fantastic we'll come to [TS]

00:18:19   that in a minute no it is best flag most [TS]

00:18:22   love flag so the other thing and I've [TS]

00:18:24   just sent you a picture and these are [TS]

00:18:25   like velcro patches which have had [TS]

00:18:29   embroidered on them mmm one is the [TS]

00:18:31   nailing gear and one is the H I'll oh go [TS]

00:18:34   well you really did get a box full of [TS]

00:18:36   goodies I did but the thing about these [TS]

00:18:39   I said what are the pot with these [TS]

00:18:40   patches all about and what these are is [TS]

00:18:42   in the military you have unit patches [TS]

00:18:45   that you wear on your uniform that most [TS]

00:18:47   people also sneak on what they call [TS]

00:18:49   morale patches hmm which are usually [TS]

00:18:51   something he says in his email which are [TS]

00:18:53   usually something crude funny meaningful [TS]

00:18:55   or all of the above the Afghans on base [TS]

00:18:58   make custom patches so I thought it [TS]

00:19:00   would be cool to have the HIV egg and [TS]

00:19:02   logo made not the best quality but [TS]

00:19:04   unique so these are morale patches that [TS]

00:19:07   have been made in Afghanistan by Afghans [TS]

00:19:09   on the base for for our soldier I gotta [TS]

00:19:14   say I think in particular the nailing [TS]

00:19:16   gear makes a pretty badass morale badge [TS]

00:19:19   I guess that looks pretty awesome it's [TS]

00:19:21   cool it's cool so all these pictures of [TS]

00:19:23   this stuff are in the show notes for [TS]

00:19:25   people that want to look at them and [TS]

00:19:26   they're well worth a look it's [TS]

00:19:29   interesting [TS]

00:19:29   I'm glad you enjoy getting boxes of [TS]

00:19:32   treasures Brady when the operation [TS]

00:19:34   project working total volcán comes to [TS]

00:19:37   an end not only do I think Chris has to [TS]

00:19:39   get a medal he has to get whatever the [TS]

00:19:40   next one up is like with a cluster of [TS]

00:19:42   acorns or whatever they whatever the [TS]

00:19:45   upgrade is on a medal of honor yeah I [TS]

00:19:47   have to say this stuff is absolutely [TS]

00:19:49   fantastic [TS]

00:19:50   thank you yes thank you thank you very [TS]

00:19:53   much really enjoy it really enjoyed all [TS]

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00:21:26   supporting the show we talked about was [TS]

00:21:30   the American flag the most loved flag in [TS]

00:21:33   the world mmm by its people mmm [TS]

00:21:35   have you seen a lot of feedback on this [TS]

00:21:37   gray if you had any thoughts I think [TS]

00:21:38   some people sent some things in write [TS]

00:21:40   some limp noodle kind of responses of [TS]

00:21:43   like oh I think people really like the [TS]

00:21:46   flag of Denmark oh there's lots of flags [TS]

00:21:48   in the Isle of Man but like as far as [TS]

00:21:52   I'm concerned the volume of responses [TS]

00:21:56   that we got is an indicator that the [TS]

00:21:58   American flag truly is the most loved [TS]

00:22:00   flag in the world because if I think we [TS]

00:22:02   were doing it in the reverse way if we [TS]

00:22:04   were saying something like oh the Union [TS]

00:22:06   Jack is the most loved flag in the world [TS]

00:22:07   we would have heard from every American [TS]

00:22:10   alive there would have been just a [TS]

00:22:12   crushing tsunami of feedback so as far [TS]

00:22:15   as I'm [TS]

00:22:15   and the limited feedback on a couple of [TS]

00:22:18   minor suggestions of places that really [TS]

00:22:20   love their flag I'm not convinced I [TS]

00:22:22   don't think they anybody really sold [TS]

00:22:24   their point the American flag obviously [TS]

00:22:26   most loved flag in the world I have a [TS]

00:22:28   different perspective oh do you hmm [TS]

00:22:30   because I've seen a lot of feedback on [TS]

00:22:33   this mm-hmm [TS]

00:22:34   lots of people made the cases for [TS]

00:22:35   various flags sort of Canada came up [TS]

00:22:38   quite a bit [TS]

00:22:39   yeah Canada was probably the closest I [TS]

00:22:41   would say no no no no oh excuse me [TS]

00:22:44   excuse me [TS]

00:22:45   without doubt the people who made the [TS]

00:22:47   most noise and you're right because we [TS]

00:22:48   were using America as the start point [TS]

00:22:50   hmm we were less likely to have [TS]

00:22:52   Americans contact us that is a good [TS]

00:22:54   point you make but I'll come back to [TS]

00:22:55   that in a minute but without doubt the [TS]

00:22:57   people I heard from the most and the [TS]

00:22:59   people who made the most voice sephorus [TS]

00:23:01   case were Scandinavians from various [TS]

00:23:05   countries hmm Norway came up a lot [TS]

00:23:07   Sweden a bit and this is backed up very [TS]

00:23:10   much actually by the postcard referendum [TS]

00:23:12   because if you look at the front of the [TS]

00:23:14   postcards which we didn't do very much [TS]

00:23:16   during our count for obvious reasons [TS]

00:23:18   yeah many many Scandinavians sent [TS]

00:23:20   postcards that were just various photos [TS]

00:23:22   of their Flags mm-hmm and when I go [TS]

00:23:24   through them now for the podcast [TS]

00:23:26   postcard website I'm always seeing [TS]

00:23:29   Scandinavian Flags hmm but amongst the [TS]

00:23:31   feedback we got and you mentioned it [TS]

00:23:33   without doubt Denmark came up the most [TS]

00:23:36   often yeah that was the one that I saw [TS]

00:23:38   the most of I think Danish people [TS]

00:23:39   definitely love their flag I've been [TS]

00:23:41   I've been looking at a little bit and I [TS]

00:23:44   can see various reasons for it one is [TS]

00:23:46   and I didn't realize this apparently it [TS]

00:23:47   is the flag that holds the record for [TS]

00:23:49   being the oldest continuously used [TS]

00:23:51   national flag hmm which is I can see why [TS]

00:23:54   that's something that would take some [TS]

00:23:55   pride in mmm I think Denmark has a fair [TS]

00:24:00   claim to it definitely anecdotally and [TS]

00:24:02   you can read a lot about it and it's got [TS]

00:24:04   a name and they talk all about it [TS]

00:24:05   so maybe Denmark maybe Denmark when it [TS]

00:24:09   comes to the United States definitely [TS]

00:24:12   their Flags a big deal no no no I'm not [TS]

00:24:14   going to argue against that but for me I [TS]

00:24:17   could be wrong about this but I feel a [TS]

00:24:19   little bit like with Americans Americans [TS]

00:24:21   just love America so much and love being [TS]

00:24:23   American and they're kind of frustrated [TS]

00:24:26   that they need to find a way to show [TS]

00:24:28   their Americanists [TS]

00:24:29   that's what they use the flag for so [TS]

00:24:31   like I sometimes think that kind of over [TS]

00:24:34   love of the American flag and American [TS]

00:24:36   flags everywhere is is not so much a [TS]

00:24:38   love of the flag for the flag itself but [TS]

00:24:41   for just the love of their country [TS]

00:24:43   whereas the Denmark flag love does seem [TS]

00:24:46   a lot more disconnected from being [TS]

00:24:48   Danish and it's just we just think our [TS]

00:24:51   flag is beautiful and it's like got this [TS]

00:24:53   great history and we like using it for [TS]

00:24:55   decorating our Christmas trees and [TS]

00:24:57   things like that like they just like [TS]

00:24:58   their flag it's not you know Jenna [TS]

00:25:01   market where Danish [TS]

00:25:02   let's put Danish flags over everything [TS]

00:25:04   because we're the best country it's more [TS]

00:25:06   just we think our Flags beautiful and [TS]

00:25:08   it's got a great story in a great [TS]

00:25:09   history and I know America has a bit of [TS]

00:25:11   that too but America it's a lot more [TS]

00:25:13   used as just like this device for [TS]

00:25:15   showing their love of the country and I [TS]

00:25:16   think that's an important difference I [TS]

00:25:18   don't know man I feel like you're trying [TS]

00:25:20   to create another category here so that [TS]

00:25:23   you can have a win for Denmark like this [TS]

00:25:25   all like oh I'm going to I'm going to [TS]

00:25:27   come up with this thing about the Danish [TS]

00:25:29   people loving their flag is like an [TS]

00:25:31   independent thing separate from the [TS]

00:25:32   nation of Denmark as opposed to all the [TS]

00:25:34   Americans like I'm not buying your story [TS]

00:25:35   here Brady I do agree with you like [TS]

00:25:37   Americans love the American flag because [TS]

00:25:39   they love America yeah but that's what [TS]

00:25:42   this is right the flag is it's a thing [TS]

00:25:44   it's a literal flag to wave for whatever [TS]

00:25:47   team you're associating with that's what [TS]

00:25:49   it is [TS]

00:25:49   Chris but I don't think that's what the [TS]

00:25:51   Danish are doing I think they're a [TS]

00:25:52   little bit more dispassionate about it [TS]

00:25:54   well and I think they're more just we [TS]

00:25:55   think it's got a great story and we like [TS]

00:25:57   how it looks there dispassion sounds [TS]

00:25:59   like less intense love that's what it [TS]

00:26:01   sounds like yeah this they're they're [TS]

00:26:03   sitting in a cultural museum in [TS]

00:26:04   Scandinavia going quite yes about what a [TS]

00:26:07   lovely flag right but Americans I mean [TS]

00:26:09   they're they're plastering it all over [TS]

00:26:11   everything they've got pants with the [TS]

00:26:12   stripes [TS]

00:26:13   they've got funny hats I think the [TS]

00:26:15   American love is obviously the most [TS]

00:26:17   intense in the world for their flag I'm [TS]

00:26:19   gonna let it go [TS]

00:26:19   score one for Team America okay you can [TS]

00:26:22   have it [TS]

00:26:23   I don't agree and I think I could make [TS]

00:26:25   more points but maybe we'll save it for [TS]

00:26:26   another day because it's any follow up [TS]

00:26:28   now we talked about what does English [TS]

00:26:33   sound like to non English speakers a [TS]

00:26:36   good way of putting it which we didn't [TS]

00:26:38   put at the time but I think I've since [TS]

00:26:39   seen you put it [TS]

00:26:40   what does English gibberish [TS]

00:26:42   sound like mm-hmm and people sent us [TS]

00:26:46   various videos and gray posted a video [TS]

00:26:48   and I've seen all sorts of things but [TS]

00:26:50   there was one video that was sent by a [TS]

00:26:52   person who I don't know and I tried to [TS]

00:26:54   find out who it was because I wanted to [TS]

00:26:55   thank them but it's been lost in the [TS]

00:26:57   mists of time but they sent me this [TS]

00:26:59   video and I'm so glad they did because I [TS]

00:27:02   has become my one of my all-time [TS]

00:27:03   favorite YouTube videos and I reckon I [TS]

00:27:06   much must have watched it 20 times this [TS]

00:27:09   week it's a song by someone called [TS]

00:27:13   Adriano Celentano and and how would you [TS]

00:27:18   say the title of this song Brady [TS]

00:27:19   oh I'll pass on that yeah you gonna pass [TS]

00:27:22   cuz it spits it looks like a big [TS]

00:27:24   nonsensical word to me but this this [TS]

00:27:27   Italian guy apparently is like a really [TS]

00:27:30   big deal in Italy he's like this famous [TS]

00:27:32   actor director musician singer comedian [TS]

00:27:37   he sounds like he's a bit of everything [TS]

00:27:38   mm-hmm and this video is him it looks [TS]

00:27:42   like it was filmed this clip I've got [TS]

00:27:43   other it looks like it was filmed at [TS]

00:27:45   like some live TV show and yeah [TS]

00:27:47   performance where he's pretending to [TS]

00:27:49   kind of like be a school teacher in [TS]

00:27:50   front of a classroom which are all in [TS]

00:27:52   fact kind of you know dancing women at [TS]

00:27:55   desks hmm and he sings this song to them [TS]

00:27:58   and they sort of sing along as well and [TS]

00:28:00   it's English gibberish it's I read a [TS]

00:28:03   description of it somewhere where it was [TS]

00:28:05   basically he wrote this song from when [TS]

00:28:07   he was and he couldn't speak English but [TS]

00:28:09   he used to always listen to American [TS]

00:28:11   song Zulu and he sort of thought they [TS]

00:28:13   all kind of sounded a bit the same and [TS]

00:28:14   even though he didn't understand that [TS]

00:28:16   they had a sound to them and this is [TS]

00:28:17   huge making the sounds of American songs [TS]

00:28:20   and he sings this song on stage and I [TS]

00:28:23   bloody love it yeah I gotta say I hadn't [TS]

00:28:26   seen this before it is fantastic like we [TS]

00:28:29   got inundated with a bunch of different [TS]

00:28:32   versions of what does English sound like [TS]

00:28:33   videos and all of them are I mean [TS]

00:28:36   obviously I can't actually know because [TS]

00:28:38   I like English is the only language I [TS]

00:28:40   speak but a lot of them it doesn't sound [TS]

00:28:43   right to me or it feels like I don't [TS]

00:28:45   know how accurate that is like I'm just [TS]

00:28:47   not impressed with them mm I would say [TS]

00:28:49   that this video feels like it really [TS]

00:28:52   does capture something and I think the [TS]

00:28:53   fact that it's a song really helped [TS]

00:28:55   yes it's like allowing you to unfocus a [TS]

00:28:59   little bit on the words and go for the [TS]

00:29:02   sounds time [TS]

00:29:10   my head begin to go home Emma stay yet [TS]

00:29:25   because it's a really common thing [TS]

00:29:27   anyway for US isn't it Ted listen to a [TS]

00:29:28   song and not really and like you could [TS]

00:29:30   listen to a whole song and I could say [TS]

00:29:32   da RA what was that song about and [TS]

00:29:33   you're like oh I don't know I wasn't [TS]

00:29:34   really listening to the words like I [TS]

00:29:36   know it was in English because I heard [TS]

00:29:38   the odd word and I enjoyed it but I [TS]

00:29:39   don't know what it was about and I [TS]

00:29:41   didn't really hear it and that's what [TS]

00:29:42   this is like it's like you're listening [TS]

00:29:44   to it I can see really good song and [TS]

00:29:45   yeah it's English because he seems to be [TS]

00:29:47   saying the odd word that I hear is [TS]

00:29:49   English but when you sit there and say [TS]

00:29:51   what is he actually singing and listen [TS]

00:29:52   to it word for word [TS]

00:29:53   you realize it's just absolute nonsense [TS]

00:29:55   yeah so it's absolute genius and it's a [TS]

00:29:59   really cool song it is fantastic it does [TS]

00:30:01   have this weird quality of being like a [TS]

00:30:04   generic song like I feel like I've heard [TS]

00:30:06   this song a thousand times but this is a [TS]

00:30:08   new thing the video is also just bizarre [TS]

00:30:11   his mannerisms school girls the whole [TS]

00:30:15   thing has the quality of like am i high [TS]

00:30:17   watching this it's very weird but I [TS]

00:30:19   think that really adds to it and as an [TS]

00:30:22   English speaker this is the thing that [TS]

00:30:23   to me I feel like comes closest to [TS]

00:30:25   conveying a sense of what it must be [TS]

00:30:28   like to hear English if you don't [TS]

00:30:29   actually understand English and it's [TS]

00:30:31   interesting to hear you say that he [TS]

00:30:32   wrote it when he didn't speak English so [TS]

00:30:35   like thinking maybe that's partly what [TS]

00:30:36   captures it as well like he's just [TS]

00:30:38   trying to go for a song that sounds like [TS]

00:30:39   all of these things in the ears so it's [TS]

00:30:42   really fantastic it'll be in the show [TS]

00:30:43   notes and people should definitely check [TS]

00:30:44   it out it's worth watching as well as [TS]

00:30:46   just hearing it is worth watching he's [TS]

00:30:48   apparently his nickname Italy is molar [TS]

00:30:51   Giotto which means the flexible one [TS]

00:30:54   because it is dancing which makes sense [TS]

00:30:55   if you see he's dancing it's quite funny [TS]

00:30:57   but go on great be naughty you're going [TS]

00:30:59   to play a little bit of a higher [TS]

00:31:05   you know as soon as you get out of the [TS]

00:31:08   door every but I'm absolutely oh that's [TS]

00:31:17   fair use that's fair use I tell you I've [TS]

00:31:21   sat here watching it so many times I [TS]

00:31:22   love it I love it [TS]

00:31:32   you know CPR demand or every mother's [TS]

00:31:36   alive PPO so great I've got a bit of [TS]

00:31:42   follow-up that dates back to there must [TS]

00:31:43   be one of our first-ever episodes where [TS]

00:31:46   we talked about electricity in bathrooms [TS]

00:31:49   oh yeah do you remember this not really [TS]

00:31:53   no I was kind of banging on about [TS]

00:31:56   electricity I got even what we were [TS]

00:31:58   doing but I dare to say like just as a [TS]

00:32:00   slight side down here we have definitely [TS]

00:32:03   reached the point where just the past [TS]

00:32:05   couple days on Twitter people were [TS]

00:32:06   sending me things that were obviously [TS]

00:32:07   follow-up to the show and have like I [TS]

00:32:10   have no idea what you're talking about I [TS]

00:32:12   want you reverencing right is like we've [TS]

00:32:14   done it so long I'm getting follow-up [TS]

00:32:15   items for things like I don't remember [TS]

00:32:17   what I could have ever said on this [TS]

00:32:19   topic but obviously we discussed it at [TS]

00:32:21   some point in the past so this is [TS]

00:32:23   definitely falling into this category of [TS]

00:32:24   like electricity in the bathrooms how we [TS]

00:32:27   discussed that I'll take your word for [TS]

00:32:28   it well my memory was I was bigging up [TS]

00:32:31   the danger of electricity in bathrooms [TS]

00:32:33   and the danger that people could die [TS]

00:32:34   from the mixture of electricity and [TS]

00:32:36   water and you would you would [TS]

00:32:38   downplaying it that sounds like my [TS]

00:32:40   opinion yeah I'm not going to claim like [TS]

00:32:42   a one-off story changes anything there [TS]

00:32:45   was an interesting news story that lots [TS]

00:32:47   of people pointed out and because it [TS]

00:32:48   involved iPhones as well I thought it [TS]

00:32:50   was worth a nod and that was the story [TS]

00:32:52   of a man in the UK who has sadly died [TS]

00:32:57   while in the bath and he was [TS]

00:33:00   electrocuted by his iPhone which he was [TS]

00:33:03   charging and what I'm immediately [TS]

00:33:05   suspicious of this whole story oh no [TS]

00:33:07   this is totally legit it was like a [TS]

00:33:09   coronal in question that let me put it [TS]

00:33:11   this way it's not that I'm suspicious [TS]

00:33:12   that the story exert like I need the [TS]

00:33:14   details of this I'll give you some okay [TS]

00:33:15   what what exactly happened here he [TS]

00:33:17   plugged the charger into an extension [TS]

00:33:19   cord from the whole way and then rested [TS]

00:33:22   it on his chest while using the phone [TS]

00:33:23   okay so he's not actually using the [TS]

00:33:25   electricity in the bathroom he's [TS]

00:33:27   plugging into the electricity outside of [TS]

00:33:29   the bathroom yeah but I thought you said [TS]

00:33:30   it was I care to have electricity in the [TS]

00:33:32   bathroom in the UK I know there's a [TS]

00:33:33   whole bunch of like weird additional [TS]

00:33:35   requirements about like what electrical [TS]

00:33:38   sockets you could have in the bathroom [TS]

00:33:39   like this additional annoyances about [TS]

00:33:42   electricity in the bathroom at least in [TS]

00:33:45   the UK which [TS]

00:33:45   this guy was obviously circumventing by [TS]

00:33:47   bribing extension cord go use safety [TS]

00:33:52   measures there hell with this so he had [TS]

00:33:54   the phone on his light chest arm and [TS]

00:33:57   hand and part of it touched the water [TS]

00:33:59   and then he was really badly burned and [TS]

00:34:02   really badly injured and he died of [TS]

00:34:04   course so and it sounds like it was [TS]

00:34:07   pretty it was pretty horrific the [TS]

00:34:09   coroner said these seem like an oculus [TS]

00:34:11   devices but can be as dangerous as a [TS]

00:34:14   hairdryer in the bathroom they should [TS]

00:34:15   attach warnings I intend to write a [TS]

00:34:17   report later to the makers of the phone [TS]

00:34:19   okay yeah you yeah you do that buddy [TS]

00:34:22   yeah let's you know if I loved ever [TS]

00:34:24   warning on absolutely everything that's [TS]

00:34:26   what we need more more written warnings [TS]

00:34:28   that nobody pays attention to I mean I [TS]

00:34:29   think this I think this person was doing [TS]

00:34:31   a silly thing but as you know I'm very [TS]

00:34:33   paranoid about electricity in bathrooms [TS]

00:34:35   my question with this and the thing that [TS]

00:34:37   is confusing to me is where is the [TS]

00:34:39   circuit breaker in all of this I want to [TS]

00:34:41   know what was this cable plugged into on [TS]

00:34:44   the other end yeah and wasn't like a [TS]

00:34:46   pirate cable or was it like a legit [TS]

00:34:48   Apple one as well I'm not clear on I [TS]

00:34:49   think the UK fuses it up a bit too much [TS]

00:34:52   like there's a fuse in the plug head all [TS]

00:34:54   right there's a fuse in the circuit [TS]

00:34:55   breaker for your house like then there's [TS]

00:34:57   a fuse for the circuit breaker in the [TS]

00:34:59   room when you tell me that like a dude [TS]

00:35:01   is running a cable out of his bathroom [TS]

00:35:04   into some other thing and he [TS]

00:35:06   electrocuted himself to death I just [TS]

00:35:08   want to know where where was the circuit [TS]

00:35:09   breaker I think bathrooms I'm just [TS]

00:35:11   reading some comments under the story [TS]

00:35:12   now apparently bathrooms even in America [TS]

00:35:15   maybe have these super fast circuit [TS]

00:35:18   breakers ground fault circuit [TS]

00:35:20   interrupters which are faster and which [TS]

00:35:23   are handy for appliances and water and [TS]

00:35:25   because obviously he was circumventing [TS]

00:35:27   that by plugging it in outside the [TS]

00:35:29   bathroom he made matters worse for [TS]

00:35:31   himself so don't plug things into [TS]

00:35:34   electricity and lead cords into your [TS]

00:35:35   bathroom and then put the cord over the [TS]

00:35:37   lip of the bath into the bath full of [TS]

00:35:39   water you're lying in I think is the [TS]

00:35:41   take home message from that yeah maybe I [TS]

00:35:45   just I feel like there's some missing [TS]

00:35:47   piece to this story [TS]

00:35:48   like he was doing something dumber than [TS]

00:35:50   it sounds like just from this [TS]

00:35:52   description I feel like there's a [TS]

00:35:53   missing piece to this I'm not [TS]

00:35:55   encouraging that people do dumb things [TS]

00:35:56   electricity in the bathroom I've heard [TS]

00:35:58   like I'm not on the [TS]

00:35:59   opposite side of that I just feel like [TS]

00:36:00   there's something in this story that is [TS]

00:36:02   incomplete is this nagging feeling that [TS]

00:36:04   I have I don't know if someone was [TS]

00:36:06   charging their iPhone and so ultimately [TS]

00:36:08   the phone was attached in some way to [TS]

00:36:11   the mains electricity and they were in [TS]

00:36:14   the bath and the phone was anywhere near [TS]

00:36:16   the bath I would lose the plot I would [TS]

00:36:18   go crazy if I saw someone doing that so [TS]

00:36:20   you would obviously be a little bit more [TS]

00:36:22   relaxed about it yeah I'd be asking all [TS]

00:36:24   kinds of questions about like Oh to give [TS]

00:36:25   all the proper fuses in place how you do [TS]

00:36:27   okay I wouldn't worry anyway thanks to [TS]

00:36:30   everyone who also sent it to us it shows [TS]

00:36:32   that even things from episode I don't [TS]

00:36:34   know it must be one of the first few [TS]

00:36:35   episodes still coming up people have [TS]

00:36:37   good memories people have good memories [TS]

00:36:39   no it's not that people have good [TS]

00:36:40   memories Brady's that somebody is always [TS]

00:36:42   listening to the show right at that time [TS]

00:36:44   that's what's happening right it's not [TS]

00:36:46   that people remember it's it's this wave [TS]

00:36:48   of people who are working their ways [TS]

00:36:50   through the show from the beginning [TS]

00:36:52   that's what's it going there either the [TS]

00:36:58   day after this podcast goes out or just [TS]

00:37:00   when people are listening to it that [TS]

00:37:03   brexit the official notice is going to [TS]

00:37:06   actually be served supposedly on the [TS]

00:37:09   29th of March brexit is going to happen [TS]

00:37:11   yep for real article 50 speed triggered [TS]

00:37:14   bricks is real this is a thing that I [TS]

00:37:17   was like very wrong about because I kept [TS]

00:37:20   personally thinking like there's no way [TS]

00:37:22   it's going to actually happen I was [TS]

00:37:24   expecting oh there's going to be delays [TS]

00:37:26   and delays forever [TS]

00:37:28   that's just like it's all words words [TS]

00:37:29   words until the thing actually happens [TS]

00:37:31   so this is a case where like the thing [TS]

00:37:33   is is definitely happening and I have to [TS]

00:37:37   say this like of this is this is a the [TS]

00:37:41   most surprising political thing to me [TS]

00:37:43   and it's like well I guess it's it's [TS]

00:37:46   really going to be here and I am [TS]

00:37:48   surprised and I also I also think I'll [TS]

00:37:51   put the link to Teresa's may Theresa [TS]

00:37:53   Mays interview about why Scotland [TS]

00:37:54   shouldn't have a independence referendum [TS]

00:37:56   now we look at the time grey no it's not [TS]

00:37:58   the time no now that the time we can't [TS]

00:38:00   have a referendum where you don't know [TS]

00:38:02   what the results are gonna be on the [TS]

00:38:03   other side Brady that would be crazy [TS]

00:38:06   Scotland wouldn't want to do that no no [TS]

00:38:08   not at all Scotland if you're listening [TS]

00:38:12   I'm [TS]

00:38:12   still saying I think you should run [TS]

00:38:13   right that's still my opinion like get [TS]

00:38:16   out while you can guys you know if [TS]

00:38:17   bricks it hadn't happened hmm [TS]

00:38:20   the campaign for another vote on it [TS]

00:38:22   would already be sort of starting right [TS]

00:38:24   yeah that's another phone just like how [TS]

00:38:27   Scottish independence didn't happen and [TS]

00:38:29   they found an excuse to discuss it again [TS]

00:38:31   in Australia when they wanted to become [TS]

00:38:33   a republic and it didn't happen you know [TS]

00:38:34   talk starts about doing it again and [TS]

00:38:36   stuff and it seems like when when change [TS]

00:38:40   doesn't happen you just start wanting it [TS]

00:38:42   but the minute we voted for change [TS]

00:38:44   there was no correspondence being [TS]

00:38:46   entered into about having a second vote [TS]

00:38:47   on that it's like we're doing it we [TS]

00:38:49   don't do that we're bristle the button [TS]

00:38:51   right now like it's a funny thing isn't [TS]

00:38:53   it's the same with all these things like [TS]

00:38:55   like the people don't accept the umpires [TS]

00:38:58   decision and then until and then when [TS]

00:39:00   the umpires decision goes a certain way [TS]

00:39:02   we like we all go crazy so there we go [TS]

00:39:04   we're leaving the EU so I still haven't [TS]

00:39:07   applied for my Irish passport I must do [TS]

00:39:09   that I forgot you were going to do that [TS]

00:39:11   yeah yeah my wife is busy working [TS]

00:39:13   through some UK citizenship papers like [TS]

00:39:16   Justin kicks um so yeah now we're trying [TS]

00:39:19   to or just have like working on a [TS]

00:39:20   contingency plan just in case so try to [TS]

00:39:23   make things nice and smooth I find it [TS]

00:39:25   amazing I find it amazing that you start [TS]

00:39:27   two-year process to leave and start the [TS]

00:39:29   negotiation with like no there's no [TS]

00:39:32   safety net or anything that's just like [TS]

00:39:33   you you're in the I can't imagine being [TS]

00:39:36   in a weaker negotiating position than [TS]

00:39:38   the UK is in like they're in there in [TS]

00:39:40   like such they got nothing I know [TS]

00:39:42   they've got is we buy a lot of German [TS]

00:39:44   cars that's all we've got and like you [TS]

00:39:49   know I don't think Germany's gonna give [TS]

00:39:51   us you know and Germany's that hasn't [TS]

00:39:53   got the final sad anything anyway so but [TS]

00:39:56   that's the only argument I ever hear for [TS]

00:39:58   Europe giving us any anything at all is [TS]

00:40:01   are they kind of need us because we buy [TS]

00:40:03   a lot of cars we don't buy that many [TS]

00:40:05   cars no it's it's astounding UK does [TS]

00:40:07   seem to be in a terrible negotiating [TS]

00:40:09   position ah like the worst ever [TS]

00:40:13   but too recently is still super [TS]

00:40:15   confidence [TS]

00:40:16   I hope she's right you know I hope she's [TS]

00:40:18   right I want to be really really wrong [TS]

00:40:20   on this I want that UK to do amazingly [TS]

00:40:22   well as an independent wales glint like [TS]

00:40:26   i hope [TS]

00:40:26   fantastically I think Teresa Mays in [TS]

00:40:28   such a strange position because I don't [TS]

00:40:30   think she's that passionate about it [TS]

00:40:31   like she was never she wasn't pro brexit [TS]

00:40:34   before the election but obviously it [TS]

00:40:36   made her prime minister because Carolyn [TS]

00:40:38   went it's a bit like if you it's a bit [TS]

00:40:41   like if I made a youtube video about [TS]

00:40:45   clouds mm-hmm and it got a hundred [TS]

00:40:47   million views and I began I began and I [TS]

00:40:50   became the cloud guy Brady Haran the guy [TS]

00:40:53   that made the hundred million view cloud [TS]

00:40:54   video what's he going to do next and [TS]

00:40:56   suddenly I would find myself having to [TS]

00:40:58   be like a cloud youtuber right and all [TS]

00:41:00   my videos are about clouds cuz it's what [TS]

00:41:02   made me and that's what's happened to [TS]

00:41:04   her she's like I know people that's [TS]

00:41:06   happened to essentially yeah this really [TS]

00:41:10   does happen on YouTube like yeah what [TS]

00:41:11   yeah this is you forever now you become [TS]

00:41:16   you become known for something so and [TS]

00:41:17   that's what's happened to her it was [TS]

00:41:19   cheap bricks it is her clouds video and [TS]

00:41:22   now she's like she has to just go all-in [TS]

00:41:25   yeah yeah it made me prime minister I [TS]

00:41:27   love bricks it we're gonna do it we're [TS]

00:41:29   going all the way even though she's not [TS]

00:41:31   that into it it's gonna be a fun two [TS]

00:41:34   years I'm sure it's gonna be car wreck [TS]

00:41:37   six months top will have it all wrapped [TS]

00:41:39   up negotiations will be done nice bow on [TS]

00:41:42   top of it the EU will be very happy to [TS]

00:41:44   work with us on all of our demands it's [TS]

00:41:47   going to be fantastic oh well you could [TS]

00:41:50   always move back to America it's great [TS]

00:41:52   over there or I can move to the EU [TS]

00:41:53   you've got options there's no more [TS]

00:41:55   english-speaking countries in the ae4 [TS]

00:41:57   there for you though is there Ireland [TS]

00:41:59   Ireland speaks English oh yeah and the [TS]

00:42:02   Netherlands speaks English much they [TS]

00:42:04   speak better English than us yeah [TS]

00:42:05   finally whenever I go there as far as I [TS]

00:42:07   can tell everybody speaks English yeah I [TS]

00:42:10   like touch people yeah Dutch people are [TS]

00:42:13   the best yeah hoggle slug fantastic two [TS]

00:42:18   thumbs up this episode has been brought [TS]

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00:43:04   for many years now [TS]

00:43:05   now you might recall he and I recently [TS]

00:43:07   went on a special trip to Russia and [TS]

00:43:10   we'd been talking about doing this for [TS]

00:43:11   many years it went really well and I [TS]

00:43:14   thought it would be nice to give him a [TS]

00:43:15   little memento of the trip I found my [TS]

00:43:18   favorite pick of him and me and we're [TS]

00:43:20   with you reorganising the famous [TS]

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00:43:24   named I think professor Polyakov would [TS]

00:43:26   like this for his wall his office at the [TS]

00:43:28   University of Nottingham so let's do [TS]

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00:43:37   again that's fracture me all as one [TS]

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00:43:52   list of podcasts on the landing page and [TS]

00:43:54   you can tick the one that brought you to [TS]

00:43:56   the site now it might be that a few [TS]

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00:44:00   if that's the case well just follow your [TS]

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00:44:07   to upload the video of your choice you [TS]

00:44:09   can also do this from Facebook or [TS]

00:44:11   Instagram but I've got a photo in mind [TS]

00:44:13   it's ready here it's a cheesy selfie of [TS]

00:44:16   me and the two profs it was quite funny [TS]

00:44:18   actually when I asked to take the [TS]

00:44:20   picture professor or Ganesha and said [TS]

00:44:22   selfie with a thick Russian accent I [TS]

00:44:24   think he'd been roped into a few since [TS]

00:44:26   he's become that little extra it famous [TS]

00:44:28   now being asked to choose a size from [TS]

00:44:30   small through to extra-large I'm going [TS]

00:44:34   to opt for medium which I think will be [TS]

00:44:35   big enough to see but not too big [TS]

00:44:37   because the profs already got pretty [TS]

00:44:39   full walls now there's an advanced [TS]

00:44:41   editor which I'm quickly looking at for [TS]

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00:45:26   should mps members of parliament in the [TS]

00:45:29   UK be allowed to have second jobs [TS]

00:45:31   because they do okay but but the reason [TS]

00:45:34   it's become a story in the last week or [TS]

00:45:36   two is the former chancellor of the [TS]

00:45:39   exchequer like the treasurer guy called [TS]

00:45:41   george osborne has just become funnily [TS]

00:45:44   enough the editor of a major newspaper [TS]

00:45:46   in London he's look growing industry [TS]

00:45:49   yeah he's been appointed editor of a [TS]

00:45:51   newspaper which in itself is full of [TS]

00:45:53   weird conflicts in there so I think [TS]

00:45:56   until now that until now I think people [TS]

00:45:58   have been kind of all right about MPs [TS]

00:46:00   having other jobs if they're like a [TS]

00:46:01   doctor or a lawyer or something but this [TS]

00:46:04   one like I think was a step too far so [TS]

00:46:06   that's the whole issue into the [TS]

00:46:07   spotlight but I find it completely [TS]

00:46:09   strange anyway that members of [TS]

00:46:12   parliament can even have other jobs like [TS]

00:46:14   it just says to make like being a member [TS]

00:46:17   of parliament doesn't shouldn't be a [TS]

00:46:19   part-time job to me it just makes it [TS]

00:46:20   seem like it's just a big soft job [TS]

00:46:22   anyway that you've got time to go and [TS]

00:46:25   you know you should be representing your [TS]

00:46:26   constituents and going to Parliament and [TS]

00:46:29   debating and voting and writing jobs and [TS]

00:46:32   really sorry you're so charming I feel [TS]

00:46:35   like I want to pat you on the head like [TS]

00:46:36   oh isn't that sweet like how much I mean [TS]

00:46:38   every everybody like has a bit spare [TS]

00:46:41   time in their job and daus's a bit but [TS]

00:46:42   actually having whole other jobs mm-hmm [TS]

00:46:46   like you know if I employed someone as [TS]

00:46:48   none as a you know a full-time filmmaker [TS]

00:46:51   for me and I found out on the side they [TS]

00:46:53   were also running a law practice I'd be [TS]

00:46:55   like I got a second what I thought you [TS]

00:46:58   worked for me so like to do it so [TS]

00:47:01   brazenly so I don't know and the [TS]

00:47:03   counter-argument is they think MPs need [TS]

00:47:06   to be diverse and understand the [TS]

00:47:07   the world works and therefore you should [TS]

00:47:09   just have career politicians [TS]

00:47:11   you should have people who know the [TS]

00:47:12   world so you want to encourage people [TS]

00:47:14   who have other jobs but that's okay I [TS]

00:47:17   want people to come from an interesting [TS]

00:47:18   background and have experienced the [TS]

00:47:20   world but the day you get elected I [TS]

00:47:22   think you should put that job on hold [TS]

00:47:24   and be working for the people for at [TS]

00:47:26   least four or five years [TS]

00:47:27   okay so here's question I don't know the [TS]

00:47:30   answer to this are there term limits for [TS]

00:47:32   MPS in the UK No okay so you could you [TS]

00:47:35   could theoretically be an MP for the [TS]

00:47:38   whole rest of your life yes huh [TS]

00:47:40   because I was thinking like oh if [TS]

00:47:42   there's term limits you know you have to [TS]

00:47:45   have you have to be prepared for the day [TS]

00:47:47   that you get voted out of office they [TS]

00:47:50   get great pensions I you know even if [TS]

00:47:52   they only one term though this they've [TS]

00:47:53   got a good pension for life they'd taken [TS]

00:47:55   care of yeah but I bet like I'm just [TS]

00:47:58   gonna I'm just going to suggest that [TS]

00:48:01   perhaps the kinds of people who become [TS]

00:48:04   politicians are ambitious people who [TS]

00:48:06   like to do stuff like I think that has [TS]

00:48:09   to just be part of your personality you [TS]

00:48:11   know no matter what you might think of [TS]

00:48:13   any particular politician I don't think [TS]

00:48:15   that they're a bunch of lazybones [TS]

00:48:18   all right so you're saying let them have [TS]

00:48:19   their cake and eat it too well if [TS]

00:48:23   there's no if there's no term limits I [TS]

00:48:25   think that actually does make things [TS]

00:48:27   ever so slightly different but I don't [TS]

00:48:30   know I I'm kind of with you I feel like [TS]

00:48:33   it's mostly an indication of what I [TS]

00:48:36   would kind of suspect that at least in [TS]

00:48:38   the UK like being a member of parliament [TS]

00:48:40   it's not actually a lot of time it's not [TS]

00:48:43   it's not taking up 70 hours a week if [TS]

00:48:46   you're also being a doctor on the side [TS]

00:48:48   right you're you're keeping up your law [TS]

00:48:50   practice I mean I guess what I'm [TS]

00:48:52   wondering here Brady is are you are you [TS]

00:48:53   going to be running as an MP and you [TS]

00:48:57   want to know if you can keep your [TS]

00:48:58   youtube job on the side I think if one [TS]

00:49:00   of us was going to become a politician [TS]

00:49:02   it would be you I think I think you [TS]

00:49:04   would be better at it [TS]

00:49:05   ie I could not disagree with you more I [TS]

00:49:09   would be the worst politic like no you [TS]

00:49:12   would be a better politician than I [TS]

00:49:13   would without a doubt no question about [TS]

00:49:16   it [TS]

00:49:16   you're such like you're an affable guy [TS]

00:49:18   everybody loves Brady you know you [TS]

00:49:21   shake people's hands you get stuff done [TS]

00:49:23   you like you're literally creating [TS]

00:49:25   manufacturing jobs in the United Kingdom [TS]

00:49:26   with the production of shoes III like [TS]

00:49:29   thank you sure yeah I would god I might [TS]

00:49:32   get voted in Northamptonshire now yeah [TS]

00:49:34   yeah I if you're you're halfway there [TS]

00:49:37   already I'm surprised you haven't been [TS]

00:49:39   elected or I couldn't be a politician [TS]

00:49:41   why why do you say that I'm too [TS]

00:49:45   passionate it's in that that seems like [TS]

00:49:48   it's a it's an advantage you get to give [TS]

00:49:50   like a 5 year to ask fiery questions [TS]

00:49:52   during prime ministers but I know it's [TS]

00:49:54   like but you also like you get asked [TS]

00:49:56   questions and I'd give the wrong answers [TS]

00:49:58   and you're thinking I don't politic I'm [TS]

00:50:01   not yeah I'm not careful enough you're [TS]

00:50:03   like more careful yeah see this is where [TS]

00:50:06   I have a totally disagree with you I [TS]

00:50:08   don't think that's the case I am [TS]

00:50:10   terrible with people I am not good at [TS]

00:50:14   negotiating I'm not good at working with [TS]

00:50:16   people you are good at negotiating and [TS]

00:50:18   you're not terrible with people like you [TS]

00:50:20   don't like it but when you have to do it [TS]

00:50:22   and like you know you go and give [TS]

00:50:24   yourself a little psych up in the back [TS]

00:50:25   room beforehand this is a Julia which [TS]

00:50:27   when you actually step out and do it [TS]

00:50:28   you're very good you're very charming [TS]

00:50:30   you're very entertaining and people that [TS]

00:50:33   you know people like talking to you [TS]

00:50:34   so you just have to give yourself you [TS]

00:50:36   just you just have to go and give [TS]

00:50:37   yourself a little psych up each time or [TS]

00:50:38   like have a little little nip of vodka [TS]

00:50:40   or something [TS]

00:50:41   Charlie either that sounds like a great [TS]

00:50:43   start to a political career [TS]

00:50:44   we Winston Churchill in no time maybe no [TS]

00:50:49   other of us can really be politicians [TS]

00:50:50   iced I I genuinely think you could do it [TS]

00:50:53   no I think if you put your mind to it [TS]

00:50:56   you could do it Brady I think because [TS]

00:50:58   you also have to get elected someone [TS]

00:51:00   someone could cut together 20 seconds [TS]

00:51:02   out of this podcast I'd be the most [TS]

00:51:03   unelected person ever hmm what do you [TS]

00:51:06   think about teachers ad teachers they're [TS]

00:51:08   basically babysitters crossed with [TS]

00:51:09   prison guards like okay whomp like there [TS]

00:51:11   goes a huge fortune yeah I guess you've [TS]

00:51:13   got some pretty bit of positions on a [TS]

00:51:16   few things but I'd be a problem [TS]

00:51:18   I'm sure the news media would love me [TS]

00:51:20   right oh the news I don't read it this [TS]

00:51:22   word looks like a great I can't wait for [TS]

00:51:24   all the good stories that are going to [TS]

00:51:25   come out to me in the media so that's [TS]

00:51:27   why I wouldn't have it I wouldn't have a [TS]

00:51:28   chance in the world of being a [TS]

00:51:31   politician and I also think I would be [TS]

00:51:33   too absolutely [TS]

00:51:33   terrible at it mmm Lana but for Brady I [TS]

00:51:37   think really could do it so sports ball [TS]

00:51:39   corner we didn't do one last time so [TS]

00:51:41   yeah we don't do one every time I think [TS]

00:51:44   this one has a better chance than usual [TS]

00:51:46   this one I think I think so because well [TS]

00:51:48   a it doesn't involve bowls and secondly [TS]

00:51:51   it doesn't involve the shaggy dog story [TS]

00:51:53   or a specific story okay it's more just [TS]

00:51:55   a general opinion all right because [TS]

00:51:57   there's been a lot of horse racing on [TS]

00:51:59   lately and horse racing is one of the [TS]

00:52:02   few sports that I I don't even consider [TS]

00:52:04   it a sport are there a lot of bins with [TS]

00:52:07   horse racing like is there yeah there's [TS]

00:52:09   like a peaks this is like peak season so [TS]

00:52:11   we just there's just being a thing [TS]

00:52:12   called the Gold Cup in Cheltenham and [TS]

00:52:14   stuff in the UK but aspire bias it's [TS]

00:52:16   it's been one of the big horse events of [TS]

00:52:18   the year so it's been in my face a bit [TS]

00:52:20   and let's take all my usual sport [TS]

00:52:22   sources like radio stations I listen to [TS]

00:52:24   in the car and stuff have been like [TS]

00:52:25   deluging me with horse racing which I [TS]

00:52:28   don't like because I don't think it's a [TS]

00:52:30   sport but I see a slight hypocrisy in [TS]

00:52:33   myself because I do consider motor [TS]

00:52:35   racing a sport and I love Formula one [TS]

00:52:37   hmm [TS]

00:52:38   but I can imagine some of the same [TS]

00:52:40   arguments that are used against the car [TS]

00:52:44   racing thing how sporty that is versus [TS]

00:52:47   horse racing where do where do you place [TS]

00:52:49   horse racing and car racing on the [TS]

00:52:53   spectrum of things that you consider to [TS]

00:52:55   be sport whatever sport means horse [TS]

00:52:59   racing seems like more of a sport at [TS]

00:53:02   least for the horses than car racing [TS]

00:53:04   well okay yeah for the horses I wasn't [TS]

00:53:08   really thinking the horses perspective [TS]

00:53:09   yeah but they're the ones doing the like [TS]

00:53:12   they're the ones doing the work well [TS]

00:53:14   they're not the ones getting all the [TS]

00:53:15   nice things it's not about that nice [TS]

00:53:18   things but it's like this sport right [TS]

00:53:20   it's like a physical contests you know [TS]

00:53:23   they consider horse racing to be just [TS]

00:53:24   like a horse sport and we're just [TS]

00:53:26   where's watching but I don't think the [TS]

00:53:28   horses know they're competing against [TS]

00:53:30   each other I don't this it's not [TS]

00:53:31   relevant is that not relevant the horses [TS]

00:53:34   the horses could lack consciousness at [TS]

00:53:36   all and I think it would still be a [TS]

00:53:38   sport right it's like a physical [TS]

00:53:39   competition between so we're forced so [TS]

00:53:40   if at the end of the month I said guess [TS]

00:53:43   what gray I just beat you in the donut [TS]

00:53:44   eating contest I ate four Donuts this [TS]

00:53:46   month [TS]

00:53:47   you ate three and you're like I didn't [TS]

00:53:48   know we were having a donut eating [TS]

00:53:49   contest I'd say it doesn't matter I [TS]

00:53:51   still won like you have to know you're [TS]

00:53:54   competing for something to be a contest [TS]

00:53:56   otherwise it's not a contest like okay [TS]

00:53:59   when I'm thinking I was I thinking like [TS]

00:54:01   greyhound racing you know where they [TS]

00:54:02   chase the little they chase the little [TS]

00:54:03   rag yeah well I don't don't start me on [TS]

00:54:05   that I don't think that's a sport I like [TS]

00:54:09   but I know people do but I have the same [TS]

00:54:11   problem with it like it so but you [TS]

00:54:14   consider horse-racing more of a sport [TS]

00:54:15   than car racing yeah more of a sport for [TS]

00:54:17   horses right but less of a sport for [TS]

00:54:21   humans probably well I mean you [TS]

00:54:25   obviously know horse racing has jockeys [TS]

00:54:27   don't you and trainers who train the [TS]

00:54:28   horses but yeah yeah that yeah there's [TS]

00:54:31   trainers there's there's jockeys hmm I [TS]

00:54:34   feel like the rare times I have ridden a [TS]

00:54:37   horse I'm very sore afterward so it's [TS]

00:54:40   obviously a physical activity it's not [TS]

00:54:42   like you've ridden a horse I can't [TS]

00:54:43   believe you've ridden a horse listen man [TS]

00:54:46   I've ridden horses you know where have [TS]

00:54:49   you ridden horses you know where you up [TS]

00:54:51   where you ride horses don't you don't [TS]

00:54:53   you worry about it look you know maybe [TS]

00:54:55   when you last ride a horse when did I [TS]

00:54:58   last ride a horse uh-oh I could probably [TS]

00:55:01   actually pull up the photo of when I [TS]

00:55:02   last wrote a horse I'm gonna say about [TS]

00:55:04   nine years ago it was the last time I [TS]

00:55:06   rode a horse god I was a little kid last [TS]

00:55:08   time I was on a horse like I was like [TS]

00:55:10   yeah but were you want like a horse or [TS]

00:55:11   were you on a pony like did you take was [TS]

00:55:13   like I was on a horse but they were like [TS]

00:55:14   four of them in a row tied to each other [TS]

00:55:16   I'm not no no no I've never like ridden [TS]

00:55:18   a horse like beyond just walking around [TS]

00:55:21   like like a sandy track inside a fence [TS]

00:55:24   I've never ridden a horse properly I [TS]

00:55:27   think I have no it sounds like you and I [TS]

00:55:30   had very different upbringings I've [TS]

00:55:32   written an elephant I have not written [TS]

00:55:35   an elephant I remember riding elephants [TS]

00:55:37   and I was about to go on this elephant [TS]

00:55:38   ride and at the start of the ride they [TS]

00:55:41   gave us like this huge bunch of bananas [TS]

00:55:43   and said you can go and feed the [TS]

00:55:44   elephant so I'm like oh because you're [TS]

00:55:46   such a nice elephant you're about to [TS]

00:55:47   give me a ride I'm gonna give you lots [TS]

00:55:48   and lots of bananas so I must have given [TS]

00:55:50   this elephant like the 40 bananas and I [TS]

00:55:53   don't know that's like nothing for them [TS]

00:55:55   and just as I was giving it the last [TS]

00:55:57   banana and it was taking it [TS]

00:55:59   it was like taking my final banana and [TS]

00:56:01   eating at this big lovely greedy [TS]

00:56:02   elephant they walked up to me with this [TS]

00:56:05   like second elephant that was like [TS]

00:56:07   desperately reaching out trying to get [TS]

00:56:08   my last banana but it was too late the [TS]

00:56:10   other one had got it [TS]

00:56:11   and it turns out this second elephant [TS]

00:56:13   was the one that was taking me on the [TS]

00:56:14   ride and this other one was just the one [TS]

00:56:16   that sits there and eats bananas because [TS]

00:56:18   it's nice and tame and the poor one that [TS]

00:56:20   was doing all the hard Yakka got no [TS]

00:56:22   bananas that I feel sad just listening [TS]

00:56:27   to that story [TS]

00:56:27   yeah this this just that I've never seen [TS]

00:56:30   a trunk look sad but it was quite [TS]

00:56:31   impressive so when was your last horse [TS]

00:56:33   ride he found the picture uh I wasn't [TS]

00:56:35   actually looking but yeah I think about [TS]

00:56:36   nine years ago that's probably not right [TS]

00:56:38   where were you uh I was out in Arizona [TS]

00:56:41   or New Mexico somewhere did like a like [TS]

00:56:45   a trail ride on a horse what kind of hat [TS]

00:56:47   were you wearing uh the coolest cowboy [TS]

00:56:50   hat imaginable did you really wear a [TS]

00:56:52   cowboy hat [TS]

00:56:53   I must have yeah cowboy hat boots champ [TS]

00:56:58   cappings chaps for the stirrups yeah did [TS]

00:57:02   you have a less oh yeah yeah I had a [TS]

00:57:04   less ooh as well there's all the all the [TS]

00:57:08   horseback riding gear it was great you [TS]

00:57:11   chewing tobacco no no it's out chew [TS]

00:57:14   tobacco that horse out know this look [TS]

00:57:15   I'm not just making up stuff here and [TS]

00:57:17   there would beat you in tobacco no [TS]

00:57:19   that's cool man [TS]

00:57:21   but anyway back to the main point Oh [TS]

00:57:22   racing sport for horses yes that's [TS]

00:57:25   that's my verdict here okay I don't [TS]

00:57:28   think this the horses need to know [TS]

00:57:30   they're competing for it to still be a [TS]

00:57:31   horse board all right so the other thing [TS]

00:57:37   I wanted to bring up and this is another [TS]

00:57:38   thing that's been in the news bit lately [TS]

00:57:40   weird where do you stand on eSports [TS]

00:57:44   because this is there's been a lot of [TS]

00:57:46   debate lately about whether eSports or [TS]

00:57:47   sport or not because some some like the [TS]

00:57:52   world's best eSport computer game person [TS]

00:57:54   recently got like the same high-level [TS]

00:57:56   exclusive visa for the US that athletes [TS]

00:57:59   get yeah the eSports thing I find kind [TS]

00:58:04   of fascinating why am I not surprised [TS]

00:58:07   well no just to be clear I don't [TS]

00:58:09   actually really I don't follow esports [TS]

00:58:12   in any way what I find [TS]

00:58:13   fascinating about it is that it has all [TS]

00:58:15   of the trappings of real sports right [TS]

00:58:17   like there's something endlessly [TS]

00:58:20   hilarious to me about watching say a [TS]

00:58:23   Starcraft game and hearing that like the [TS]

00:58:26   sports commentators doing like the [TS]

00:58:28   sports commentator voice and and it I [TS]

00:58:31   don't know there's something that's [TS]

00:58:32   super funny about that to me I think [TS]

00:58:36   that's a much more interesting question [TS]

00:58:37   than the than the horses because I feel [TS]

00:58:40   like you need to have some kind of [TS]

00:58:42   physical components to a sports and if [TS]

00:58:48   you've ever seen what the best in the [TS]

00:58:51   world eSports guys are doing I think you [TS]

00:58:55   can make a real argument for it's a [TS]

00:58:57   tremendous physical skill like their [TS]

00:59:00   their ability to manipulate the keyboard [TS]

00:59:04   and mouse it's like it sounds like a [TS]

00:59:07   joke but I'll try to wrestle up some of [TS]

00:59:09   these videos like right now and I have [TS]

00:59:11   like go down ring they have good [TS]

00:59:12   reflexes and yeah I don't so much buy [TS]

00:59:15   into the argument that people like to [TS]

00:59:16   make that I have to be super fit you [TS]

00:59:18   know and exercise Lots because so that's [TS]

00:59:20   the peak condition I'm in and I get [TS]

00:59:22   that's legitimate but I don't really [TS]

00:59:23   agree with it but yeah I agree they have [TS]

00:59:26   like like really good reflexes and [TS]

00:59:29   coordination which is two things that [TS]

00:59:32   make someone good at sport and they like [TS]

00:59:35   have good and there can be quite [TS]

00:59:36   tactical to be honest like when you [TS]

00:59:39   first say eSports and computer games to [TS]

00:59:40   me I like kind of scoff and don't think [TS]

00:59:43   it's sport and really that is what I [TS]

00:59:44   think but whenever I read like a written [TS]

00:59:47   argument where the two cases are [TS]

00:59:50   outlined and I've read a few different [TS]

00:59:51   arguments about is that are they sports [TS]

00:59:54   people or not I always land on the side [TS]

00:59:56   wall they kind of are really it's kind [TS]

00:59:58   of you can't really argue [TS]

00:59:58   of you can't really argue [TS]

01:00:00   that when you look at some other people [TS]

01:00:02   who are considered you know because I [TS]

01:00:03   consider sort of you know snooker [TS]

01:00:05   players and darts and that I consider [TS]

01:00:07   sport even though the people playing [TS]

01:00:09   that aren't exactly wonderful specimens [TS]

01:00:11   and I find it hard to allow allow myself [TS]

01:00:14   to consider that sport and then not a [TS]

01:00:17   games I guess the only difference is [TS]

01:00:19   like a basis like a like a sort of a [TS]

01:00:24   physical reality like I know they exist [TS]

01:00:27   in reality and they're hitting keyboards [TS]

01:00:28   and buttons and things but the thing [TS]

01:00:30   they're playing doesn't exist in reality [TS]

01:00:32   whereas even a big fat darts player with [TS]

01:00:35   a beer at least they're still a dart is [TS]

01:00:37   still hitting a board or a snooker ball [TS]

01:00:39   is still hitting a table so I times [TS]

01:00:42   wonder whether or not I should eSports [TS]

01:00:45   should fall into a similar category to [TS]

01:00:47   someone who's really good at Scrabble or [TS]

01:00:49   monopoly or other games because there [TS]

01:00:52   again people can be very good at it [TS]

01:00:56   but not but the thing they're playing is [TS]

01:00:58   a bit more abstract so that's the one [TS]

01:01:02   thing where eSports starts falling down [TS]

01:01:04   for me is the the true the true the true [TS]

01:01:09   crucible of where the competition is [TS]

01:01:11   happening like where the where the [TS]

01:01:13   rubber meets the road [TS]

01:01:14   Lou isn't a real physical place yeah [TS]

01:01:18   that's the one place that's the one [TS]

01:01:19   definition where like it starts to not [TS]

01:01:21   quite feel like a that's physical sport [TS]

01:01:23   to me even though a real thumb is [TS]

01:01:25   hitting a button mm-hmm like with the [TS]

01:01:27   real the real place where the clash is [TS]

01:01:30   happening and the and the things being [TS]

01:01:31   decided is is more is a bit too abstract [TS]

01:01:34   yeah there's a layer of indirection [TS]

01:01:36   that's occurring here and I can see that [TS]

01:01:39   being an argument against it now though [TS]

01:01:41   again I don't follow esports for like [TS]

01:01:44   for the same reasons I don't follow [TS]

01:01:45   regular sports like for the most part I [TS]

01:01:46   just I'm just my mind is not interested [TS]

01:01:49   in this kind of thing but I do to say [TS]

01:01:53   that that level of indirection is [TS]

01:01:54   actually what makes it way more [TS]

01:01:56   interesting to me for the the few things [TS]

01:01:58   that I have seen when I occasionally [TS]

01:02:00   click around and watch some videos I I [TS]

01:02:02   love the fact that for example like some [TS]

01:02:06   of the biggest ones are variations on [TS]

01:02:08   essentially the a capture the flag kind [TS]

01:02:10   of game this is like a league of Legends [TS]

01:02:13   there's a [TS]

01:02:13   there's games that are like this where [TS]

01:02:15   there's two teams three players on a [TS]

01:02:17   team and they're doing a capture the [TS]

01:02:20   flag game essentially but what I think [TS]

01:02:22   makes it more interesting to watch than [TS]

01:02:25   a regular sport is the layer of [TS]

01:02:28   indirection allows the players to be [TS]

01:02:31   very different things on the quote [TS]

01:02:33   playing field and I think that makes it [TS]

01:02:37   much more interesting than just like oh [TS]

01:02:39   there's ten humans on this side and [TS]

01:02:40   there's ten humans on that side I find [TS]

01:02:43   that makes it much more interesting to [TS]

01:02:45   watch one like the virtual players like [TS]

01:02:47   one of them is ten times bigger than the [TS]

01:02:49   others or like one of them has the [TS]

01:02:51   ability to teleport to a different [TS]

01:02:54   location like I think that makes the [TS]

01:02:55   competition vastly more interesting and [TS]

01:02:58   it is through eSports that I can have [TS]

01:03:02   some appreciation of why people like [TS]

01:03:05   physical sports because I've definitely [TS]

01:03:08   seen like very high level players pull [TS]

01:03:12   off moves in eSports where I feel like [TS]

01:03:15   wow that is incredibly impressive but [TS]

01:03:19   also realizing that explaining to [TS]

01:03:21   someone who is unfamiliar with this game [TS]

01:03:23   why it is impressive is it fun is like [TS]

01:03:26   an impossible task in the same way that [TS]

01:03:28   when sometimes people are describing [TS]

01:03:29   particular sports events to me about [TS]

01:03:32   like look at this impressive thing it's [TS]

01:03:33   like I can't really appreciate why this [TS]

01:03:35   is so impressive it looks like any other [TS]

01:03:38   dunk of the basketball it does I don't [TS]

01:03:40   see what's different about this one [TS]

01:03:41   so like yeah I sort of feel like though [TS]

01:03:44   if you do an impressive move that [TS]

01:03:46   impressive move was still only allowed [TS]

01:03:47   because like you know the game allowed [TS]

01:03:50   or the coder made it possible and [TS]

01:03:52   there's like a there's a hidden thing [TS]

01:03:53   about the code that makes me just that [TS]

01:03:55   little bit skeptical because you know I [TS]

01:03:57   played so many games when I was growing [TS]

01:03:58   up where the code assists people in [TS]

01:04:01   certain ways and doesn't always give [TS]

01:04:02   equal assistance to everyone so there's [TS]

01:04:04   a kind of and I never really know what's [TS]

01:04:07   going on under the hood there is that [TS]

01:04:08   going on you know I remember playing NBA [TS]

01:04:10   Jam as a kid for hours and hours and if [TS]

01:04:12   you were behind the computer would [TS]

01:04:13   always help you catch up and I know not [TS]

01:04:15   every game does that but but I don't [TS]

01:04:17   know does it what's going on that and [TS]

01:04:19   it's the same with horse-racing as you [TS]

01:04:21   know like the world's best jockey that [TS]

01:04:22   wins all this stuff is winning it [TS]

01:04:24   because he's sitting on top of a horse [TS]

01:04:25   that helps him more than the [TS]

01:04:27   next to hims horse helps him so and that [TS]

01:04:31   kind of thing that you're talking about [TS]

01:04:32   is called rubber-banding right where you [TS]

01:04:34   you help the person who's behind ya [TS]

01:04:37   gain and in general most of the games [TS]

01:04:39   that are eSports don't really have that [TS]

01:04:41   kind of thing there's there's a really [TS]

01:04:43   intense focus on the games being super [TS]

01:04:46   balanced and the case this audited like [TS]

01:04:48   the code is audited by someone or that's [TS]

01:04:51   an interesting question I presume that [TS]

01:04:52   the code is audited at the big the big [TS]

01:04:55   championships but like a lot of the [TS]

01:04:57   games are like running through the [TS]

01:04:59   servers of a company who controls it [TS]

01:05:01   like this is like the Starcraft model [TS]

01:05:03   and I know those companies spend an [TS]

01:05:05   enormous amount of time being very [TS]

01:05:06   concerned about how fair the game is and [TS]

01:05:10   how balanced it is alright but when you [TS]

01:05:12   talk about in the real world it's like [TS]

01:05:13   well yeah these these things happen [TS]

01:05:16   because they're running on the code of [TS]

01:05:18   the physics of the universe like it it [TS]

01:05:20   actually doesn't really seem all that [TS]

01:05:22   different to me yeah but in some ways [TS]

01:05:24   yeah but I also know that there's no one [TS]

01:05:26   who can go in and hack the code of the [TS]

01:05:27   universe or do you it was called the [TS]

01:05:33   bi-weekly weigh-in or finish on 5,000 or [TS]

01:05:36   health corner or I don't know what it's [TS]

01:05:38   called but should we do a little health [TS]

01:05:39   thing if you want to go ahead go ahead [TS]

01:05:41   well I don't want this to come across as [TS]

01:05:44   a humble brag but it totally will uh-huh [TS]

01:05:46   yeah no that that's I always feel why [TS]

01:05:48   Brede brings up yeah it is and else [TS]

01:05:52   isn't you have any news right this isn't [TS]

01:05:55   supposed to be a humble brag it's more [TS]

01:05:56   because I just enjoy talking about [TS]

01:05:58   social situations with you but as you [TS]

01:06:00   know I'm going and seeing a personal [TS]

01:06:02   trainer and I'm trying to see him three [TS]

01:06:04   times a week I've been a bit off the [TS]

01:06:05   boil lately but I am getting back on the [TS]

01:06:07   horse at the moment but last weekend on [TS]

01:06:11   a Sunday night because he doesn't work [TS]

01:06:12   on weekends I just felt like I wanted to [TS]

01:06:14   go to the gym you know he's taught me [TS]

01:06:16   all these exercises I can do and I can't [TS]

01:06:18   do them on my own and I just felt [TS]

01:06:20   motivated so I'm going to go to the gym [TS]

01:06:22   and do a workout and lift weights and do [TS]

01:06:24   planks and kettlebells and all these all [TS]

01:06:27   the machines he's taught me to use and I [TS]

01:06:29   went there and I started doing a couple [TS]

01:06:32   and then to my horror it turns out he [TS]

01:06:35   was there doing a workout my trainer [TS]

01:06:37   mmm-hmm and he could see me [TS]

01:06:40   and I totally lost my nerve cuz I [TS]

01:06:42   thought he was watching me and like [TS]

01:06:44   judging me about like yeah [TS]

01:06:46   was I doing the exercises right and [TS]

01:06:48   stuff and then at one point he cook I [TS]

01:06:50   was like doing this like leg weight [TS]

01:06:51   thing and he called out across the gym [TS]

01:06:53   to me how much weight you got on there [TS]

01:06:55   Brody Oh God and I like had to call back [TS]

01:06:58   uh 60 kilograms uh-huh [TS]

01:07:00   and it's like and then I ended up like [TS]

01:07:02   when he wasn't looking sneaking away [TS]

01:07:04   early mm-hmm I was embarrassed you have [TS]

01:07:08   all of my sympathy with this it's all of [TS]

01:07:12   it I have on my phone a text file a note [TS]

01:07:17   where I keep adding all of the times I [TS]

01:07:21   see the trainer that I worked with [TS]

01:07:23   months ago at the gym because I'm trying [TS]

01:07:26   to reverse engineer his schedule because [TS]

01:07:30   I never want to go if he's there and [TS]

01:07:33   I've done the exact same thing of like [TS]

01:07:35   oh if he's there it's like uh I don't [TS]

01:07:38   need to do that last exercise I could [TS]

01:07:39   just go right like it's time to leave [TS]

01:07:41   it's ridiculous it shouldn't matter but [TS]

01:07:44   I am with you 100% and like I knew when [TS]

01:07:48   I was working with this person that this [TS]

01:07:49   was going to be a potential danger for [TS]

01:07:51   future gray that when we no longer work [TS]

01:07:53   together it might be socially [TS]

01:07:54   uncomfortable and past grey [TS]

01:07:56   underestimated how uncomfortable future [TS]

01:07:59   gray was going to be over this because [TS]

01:08:00   it turns out that it's a lot we're [TS]

01:08:02   totally fine I am aware of that same [TS]

01:08:04   thing of like I'm pretty sure he's [TS]

01:08:07   watching me like he knows I'm here [TS]

01:08:08   like we don't work together anymore it's [TS]

01:08:12   like I can't I can't deal with it I kids [TS]

01:08:14   it's it's very awkward I made a terrible [TS]

01:08:17   mistake and I was seriously just [TS]

01:08:19   actually yesterday looking into seeing [TS]

01:08:22   if there are other gyms that are nearby [TS]

01:08:24   that maybe I could switch to when you're [TS]

01:08:27   exercising on your own do you have like [TS]

01:08:29   a really strong bias towards the sort of [TS]

01:08:32   exercises that used to enjoy more and [TS]

01:08:33   the ones that you know you should do but [TS]

01:08:35   you don't enjoy you just don't do those [TS]

01:08:37   ones yeah of course this of course right [TS]

01:08:41   what do you enjoy what ones do you enjoy [TS]

01:08:42   there is no exercise more satisfying [TS]

01:08:46   than the bench press it's bit of an [TS]

01:08:48   attention-seeking one though like people [TS]

01:08:49   look at you when you're doing that I [TS]

01:08:51   don't like doing exercises where people [TS]

01:08:52   are more likely to be looking at [TS]

01:08:54   yeah luckily in my gym that benchpress [TS]

01:08:56   is not in a like a central location it's [TS]

01:08:58   a little bit out of the way but I'm also [TS]

01:09:00   very aware and and when I was working [TS]

01:09:03   with the trainer he's like this is [TS]

01:09:04   probably the least effective thing that [TS]

01:09:06   you could do is like guess but it's the [TS]

01:09:08   most satisfying thing yeah yeah yeah I [TS]

01:09:11   definitely have that bias completely I [TS]

01:09:13   am biased towards the machines that are [TS]

01:09:15   like hidden away where people are less [TS]

01:09:17   likely to watch and also ones that don't [TS]

01:09:20   require any setting up like if you have [TS]

01:09:22   to like adjust the length of straps or [TS]

01:09:25   something because I'm not very [TS]

01:09:26   coordinated and good at that kind of [TS]

01:09:27   thing so if there's anything that [TS]

01:09:29   requires any setup or hooking on a [TS]

01:09:30   different set of handles or something I [TS]

01:09:33   tend to avoid those ones because I don't [TS]

01:09:35   know how to work them and I was always [TS]

01:09:37   quite into sort of cardio fitness when I [TS]

01:09:39   was doing on my own like I'd run on the [TS]

01:09:41   treadmill and stuff like that but now [TS]

01:09:43   that I've been introduced to the world [TS]

01:09:44   of strength stuff and realize I can do [TS]

01:09:46   that without being absolutely naked [TS]

01:09:48   mm-hmm I've kind of turned my back on [TS]

01:09:50   cardio a bit which I shouldn't like I'm [TS]

01:09:52   really biased towards just like lifting [TS]

01:09:54   weights now or doing machines where I [TS]

01:09:56   can then have a break for a minute a [TS]

01:09:57   drink and a bit of a rest so that's not [TS]

01:10:01   good but anyway that's true all the [TS]

01:10:04   strength stuff does have built-in rest [TS]

01:10:06   time yeah I like I like the rest time [TS]

01:10:09   component and I moved a thing five times [TS]

01:10:11   better sit here for three minutes [TS]

01:10:14   yeah recovery yeah my favourite exercise [TS]

01:10:16   is recovery time yeah I have convinced [TS]

01:10:19   myself that recovery time is incredibly [TS]

01:10:22   important yeah based on nothing I had to [TS]

01:10:25   actually really know but it's like there [TS]

01:10:28   is no part of my exercising that I make [TS]

01:10:30   sure to never skip more than recovery [TS]

01:10:32   right don't cut a second off of recovery [TS]

01:10:35   time that's for sure [TS]

01:10:36   I I'm sure I occasionally have admiring [TS]

01:10:38   looks from people going boy that guy's [TS]

01:10:40   good at recovery the way he sits taking [TS]

01:10:44   deep breaths [TS]

01:10:45   one look at that guy busy recovery like [TS]

01:10:48   I don't even know why why this is needed [TS]

01:10:51   to be done I don't know how serious this [TS]

01:10:52   is I don't know what the deal is but [TS]

01:10:53   it's leg up the app says I can't do [TS]

01:10:55   anything now and I am certainly going to [TS]

01:10:57   follow it [TS]

01:11:00   yeah but yeah I'm with you I definitely [TS]

01:11:02   haven't been as much at the gym as I [TS]

01:11:04   otherwise should be and it is in no [TS]

01:11:05   small part because I know the trainer's [TS]

01:11:07   there sometimes but I haven't fully [TS]

01:11:08   figured out his schedule yet so it's bad [TS]

01:11:11   it's very bad I just have to switch gyms [TS]

01:11:14   this it's going to happen this episode [TS]

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01:12:03   about or making the product that you're [TS]

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01:12:54   we're not talking about Westworld yet [TS]

01:12:58   because I haven't quite finished it and [TS]

01:13:00   I already had watched some so if I [TS]

01:13:01   haven't finished it I'm sure a lot of [TS]

01:13:03   people haven't finished it yet so we [TS]

01:13:04   need a bit longer for me to finish [TS]

01:13:06   Westworld [TS]

01:13:06   but you did watch Sully today yes I did [TS]

01:13:09   watch Sally today do you want to [TS]

01:13:11   summarize what sadly is about for [TS]

01:13:12   someone who has no idea what this film [TS]

01:13:13   is [TS]

01:13:14   about the pilot who didn't crash but had [TS]

01:13:17   a forced water landing in the Hudson [TS]

01:13:20   River in New York City was it 2009 [TS]

01:13:24   several years ago whatever it was it is [TS]

01:13:26   his story about flying that plane and [TS]

01:13:29   that forced water landing starring Tom [TS]

01:13:33   Hanks as Sully Tom Hanks as Sully [TS]

01:13:35   yes so Sully himself what's his name [TS]

01:13:38   Chesley Sullenberger he must have been [TS]

01:13:40   pretty happy when he found out that a [TS]

01:13:42   Tom Hanks was playing him do you think [TS]

01:13:44   Tom Hanks ever wants to be the villain [TS]

01:13:46   like the roll-out Tom Hanks because he's [TS]

01:13:49   very good at being sympathetic I don't [TS]

01:13:54   quite say everyman character but just [TS]

01:13:56   like a very sympathetic protagonist for [TS]

01:14:00   your story he's likable yeah he's very [TS]

01:14:02   likable like he doesn't he does the Tom [TS]

01:14:04   Hanks thing very well he's always good [TS]

01:14:06   on camera when I was watching this I [TS]

01:14:08   thought like I wonder if Tom Hanks he [TS]

01:14:10   goes home and he you know like kicks his [TS]

01:14:11   foot against the ground and he thinks [TS]

01:14:13   like why can't I be a villain in some [TS]

01:14:14   movie okay I wonder if he gets tired of [TS]

01:14:16   being Tom Hanks even that film where [TS]

01:14:18   he's like a hit man that kills people he [TS]

01:14:19   was really nice wasn't he he can't ever [TS]

01:14:21   be like a Cruella De Vil right he's [TS]

01:14:24   always had to be somewhat likeable Tom [TS]

01:14:25   Hanks yeah anyway so this was US Airways [TS]

01:14:29   flight 1549 which in 2009 has gray said [TS]

01:14:34   15 yeah hits some Canadian gases that [TS]

01:14:38   took off from LaGuardia Airport lost the [TS]

01:14:40   engines hmm [TS]

01:14:42   Sully decided that along with his [TS]

01:14:44   copilot there what they decide will [TS]

01:14:46   Sully pretty much decide himself they [TS]

01:14:47   weren't going to try and land at another [TS]

01:14:49   Airport they didn't have the altitude [TS]

01:14:51   and the power so he glided down for a [TS]

01:14:55   lovely soft landing on the Hudson River [TS]

01:14:57   and everyone on board survived Miracle [TS]

01:15:02   on the Hudson they call it I thought [TS]

01:15:04   they were going to struggle to make a [TS]

01:15:05   film about it to be honest because that [TS]

01:15:08   whole thing's all over in you know 100 [TS]

01:15:10   and something seconds or something like [TS]

01:15:11   it's a pretty short incident to make a [TS]

01:15:13   whole film about I was watching this as [TS]

01:15:16   like Oh [TS]

01:15:16   Brady's assigned me Sully to watch and I [TS]

01:15:19   guess this is the like the movie version [TS]

01:15:22   of an NTSB report yeah kind of isn't of [TS]

01:15:27   my feeling about the [TS]

01:15:28   I can't say I was super happy to watch [TS]

01:15:30   this because to put my feelings upfront [TS]

01:15:33   I felt like the movie alternated between [TS]

01:15:36   periods of being really boring where it [TS]

01:15:39   felt like there was a bunch of stuff [TS]

01:15:40   happening they don't really care about [TS]

01:15:42   and then being like a live anxiety [TS]

01:15:46   attack of watching it sounds like we're [TS]

01:15:49   alternating between like Oh boring [TS]

01:15:51   scenes of people getting on a plane [TS]

01:15:53   where they're trying to make you [TS]

01:15:54   emotionally connected with these people [TS]

01:15:56   I was like whatever I know what's going [TS]

01:15:57   to happen I know movie I know what's [TS]

01:15:58   happening and then when things actually [TS]

01:16:01   do happen it's like my body is an is [TS]

01:16:03   incapable of not completely clenching up [TS]

01:16:07   and feeling anxious over watching this [TS]

01:16:09   stuff so it was that was my experience [TS]

01:16:11   of the movie like boredom with [TS]

01:16:14   incredible spikes of anxiety and then [TS]

01:16:16   boredom I mean I sort of assigned it to [TS]

01:16:18   watch not because I thought you'd [TS]

01:16:19   particularly like or even because I [TS]

01:16:20   thought it was the best film of all time [TS]

01:16:21   but just because you know plane crashes [TS]

01:16:23   and it's a big major motion picture [TS]

01:16:25   about a plane crash and I was curious as [TS]

01:16:27   to how they would do it and what you [TS]

01:16:29   thought about how they did it because I [TS]

01:16:30   thought it would be difficult to make [TS]

01:16:32   and while I don't think it was the [TS]

01:16:34   greatest film ever or even like you know [TS]

01:16:37   one of my favorite films they did it [TS]

01:16:39   better than I expected I liked it more [TS]

01:16:42   than I thought I would but I still [TS]

01:16:44   didn't think it was amazing I did watch [TS]

01:16:46   it on a plane by the way on a little [TS]

01:16:48   screen on a plane which was including in [TS]

01:16:49   his ELF button it also makes me wonder [TS]

01:16:51   if there were any modifications to it as [TS]

01:16:53   a result but I don't think they were [TS]

01:16:54   because they still showed some pretty [TS]

01:16:57   terrible things happening so I can't [TS]

01:16:58   imagine there were more terrible things [TS]

01:16:59   that I was spared because I was sitting [TS]

01:17:01   on a plane mm-hmm I mean I'm going to [TS]

01:17:03   agree with you I wasn't quite sure how [TS]

01:17:05   you could make a feature-length film out [TS]

01:17:06   of this and as far as these things go I [TS]

01:17:10   think they did a pretty good job there [TS]

01:17:12   were parts in the beginning that I [TS]

01:17:14   thought were boring but it's actually [TS]

01:17:16   didn't necessarily feel like the movie [TS]

01:17:18   was really stretched out like they were [TS]

01:17:20   struggling to make know that yeah that's [TS]

01:17:23   what I thought I thought it would feel [TS]

01:17:24   like a stretch I felt like the length [TS]

01:17:27   was right I was never particularly bored [TS]

01:17:29   I thought the pacing was well done and [TS]

01:17:32   like the main there are only a few main [TS]

01:17:33   actors in it you know they're only [TS]

01:17:35   really two main actors in it that really [TS]

01:17:36   countered and they were both good but [TS]

01:17:39   the thing I didn't think was all that [TS]

01:17:40   amazing were like the crash [TS]

01:17:42   concers like they I thought they'd look [TS]

01:17:45   more real like I thought it would be [TS]

01:17:47   look different to all the other stuff [TS]

01:17:49   you see on TV shows like a aggression [TS]

01:17:50   investigation and that but they didn't [TS]

01:17:52   seem that much better than what you see [TS]

01:17:56   elsewhere and I thought you know a [TS]

01:17:58   big-budget Hollywood film would do all [TS]

01:18:00   that stuff better somehow I don't know [TS]

01:18:02   what I have no suggestions to make it [TS]

01:18:04   better I thought I'd watch it and think [TS]

01:18:06   well you know that's what happens when [TS]

01:18:08   you spend a lot of money on a special [TS]

01:18:10   effects of a plane crash that's way [TS]

01:18:12   better but it just seemed like all the [TS]

01:18:13   other ones to me it seemed to look like [TS]

01:18:14   a you know a really good computer game [TS]

01:18:16   this is your problem Brady you are an [TS]

01:18:18   air crash connoisseur you're watching [TS]

01:18:21   all of these things and maybe it was [TS]

01:18:23   also the watching and on a tiny little [TS]

01:18:25   screen on the back of someone's seat on [TS]

01:18:27   an airplane but I was watching it I [TS]

01:18:29   thought it looked all too real practice [TS]

01:18:31   like though don't like this don't like [TS]

01:18:34   this one tiny bit but I'm not a man who [TS]

01:18:36   has seen thousands perhaps tens of [TS]

01:18:39   thousands of air crashes if not tens a [TS]

01:18:42   bit right eating eating popcorn while [TS]

01:18:45   you're doing it so you know excitedly [TS]

01:18:47   this is enough in my experience it was [TS]

01:18:49   much more novel for me I could not pick [TS]

01:18:51   up on all the subtle variations of what [TS]

01:18:53   you're looking for so it was too real as [TS]

01:18:55   far as I was concerned I was I was sold [TS]

01:18:57   on it but this might be the difference [TS]

01:18:59   between watching it like on an iPad and [TS]

01:19:01   watching it on an airplane seats could [TS]

01:19:03   you have watched it on a plane no I [TS]

01:19:05   would never watch it on the plane are [TS]

01:19:07   you crazy [TS]

01:19:07   no I resent a little bit you making me [TS]

01:19:10   watch this movie Brady right because [TS]

01:19:11   this is like not a thing that I really [TS]

01:19:12   want to think about and anytime the [TS]

01:19:15   stuff comes up I feel like I learn a [TS]

01:19:17   piece of information that I didn't [TS]

01:19:18   really want to know hmm [TS]

01:19:20   what'd you learn this time the thing I [TS]

01:19:21   learned this time is that water landings [TS]

01:19:23   are way more dangerous than I ever [TS]

01:19:25   considered them to be I only vaguely [TS]

01:19:28   knew the story of what happened with [TS]

01:19:29   this plane in just the dimmest way which [TS]

01:19:32   is also one of my complaints about [TS]

01:19:33   watching the movie is like the movie [TS]

01:19:35   clearly expects that your regular person [TS]

01:19:37   who actually knows something about this [TS]

01:19:38   because in the first 30 minutes I'm like [TS]

01:19:39   I don't understand what's going on like [TS]

01:19:41   they're referencing stuff like I don't [TS]

01:19:42   know what happens in this air crash that [TS]

01:19:44   you're expecting me to know a movie but [TS]

01:19:46   I don't like I have no idea but the [TS]

01:19:48   thing that the movie eventually did [TS]

01:19:50   explain a little bit more and then fool [TS]

01:19:52   that I am I ended up looking up a bit on [TS]

01:19:54   the Internet as well [TS]

01:19:56   just I just didn't realize that water [TS]

01:19:58   landings are really the last resort of [TS]

01:20:01   what you want to do soft videos of [TS]

01:20:03   planes pinwheeling when they try to land [TS]

01:20:05   in the water oh yeah so I did you watch [TS]

01:20:08   the one off the coast of Africa yeah I [TS]

01:20:10   saw some Ethiopian play that's what that [TS]

01:20:13   was like that's like the famous one yeah [TS]

01:20:14   god that's amazing yeah so I guess [TS]

01:20:18   people who don't know that was a [TS]

01:20:19   hijacked plane at those Ethiopian [TS]

01:20:21   Airlines was it and the basically the [TS]

01:20:23   hijacker said fly me you know to the [TS]

01:20:24   moon and the behind the pilots were like [TS]

01:20:26   we haven't got enough fuel and he's like [TS]

01:20:29   I don't care just keep flying the parts [TS]

01:20:31   like no seriously like we haven't got [TS]

01:20:32   for you and he's like yeah get do keep [TS]

01:20:34   going so eventually it like just had to [TS]

01:20:36   come down and land in the sea but it [TS]

01:20:38   landed really close to the coast where [TS]

01:20:40   they were like swimmers that was filmed [TS]

01:20:41   on a home video with all swimmers in the [TS]

01:20:43   foreground and they almost got it right [TS]

01:20:45   they almost got there like it started to [TS]

01:20:47   land on its belly nicely but then just [TS]

01:20:49   one of its wings tipped to the side and [TS]

01:20:52   caught the water and then it cartwheeled [TS]

01:20:54   the whole plane yeah but it's they make [TS]

01:20:56   the thing about it is it so well filmed [TS]

01:20:57   you sort of see the whole thing happen [TS]

01:20:59   some people survive that like swimmers [TS]

01:21:01   went out and tried to save people but [TS]

01:21:02   yeah a lot of people died - yeah a lot [TS]

01:21:05   of people died so I guess in some [TS]

01:21:08   irrational part of my brain that was [TS]

01:21:10   trying to protect me from thinking about [TS]

01:21:12   this too hard I always vaguely assume [TS]

01:21:14   they're like oh planes must be sort of [TS]

01:21:16   designed to land on the water just in [TS]

01:21:19   case yeah like I think that's that's [TS]

01:21:21   what was in the back of my mind is like [TS]

01:21:22   oh there must be those boat feet come [TS]

01:21:24   out or is you know it's like it's it's [TS]

01:21:26   look like I should be able to land on [TS]

01:21:28   water they've got quite you know a flat [TS]

01:21:29   underside yeah they have a flat [TS]

01:21:31   underside like a boat yeah don't think [TS]

01:21:33   too hard about how thin the walls in the [TS]

01:21:35   airplane really are and like what the [TS]

01:21:37   whole structure is I don't think about [TS]

01:21:38   that too much [TS]

01:21:39   so I guess I had always just assumed [TS]

01:21:40   that this was a much safer activity that [TS]

01:21:42   it actually was which led me to under [TS]

01:21:45   appreciate how remarkable this incident [TS]

01:21:47   is of landing in the Hudson as a man who [TS]

01:21:50   spends the vast majority of his flying [TS]

01:21:52   time above the abyss of the Atlantic [TS]

01:21:54   Ocean this is now a piece of information [TS]

01:21:56   that I have that I didn't want but now [TS]

01:21:58   is in my brain is that water landings [TS]

01:22:00   are much harder than I thought they were [TS]

01:22:02   so thanks thanks for that breeding so [TS]

01:22:04   let me ask you this is someone who has a [TS]

01:22:06   degree of anxiety about the safety of [TS]

01:22:08   air travel [TS]

01:22:09   was it like having a mother who flew on [TS]

01:22:11   planes all the time because your your [TS]

01:22:13   mother was cabin crew wasn't she yeah [TS]

01:22:15   she was a flight attendant like were you [TS]

01:22:17   worried about her like being in planes [TS]

01:22:19   all the time or like is this a cause of [TS]

01:22:21   anxiety for you and your family or you [TS]

01:22:23   was that not an issue it's not an issue [TS]

01:22:25   because I understand that it is safe to [TS]

01:22:27   do this and I especially understand that [TS]

01:22:30   when I'm in America the drive to the [TS]

01:22:31   airport is vastly more dangerous than [TS]

01:22:33   the flight that's what's going to happen [TS]

01:22:35   like I know this intellectually there's [TS]

01:22:38   just some part of my brain which [TS]

01:22:39   occasionally like wanders over to just [TS]

01:22:42   how far the black ocean is below you [TS]

01:22:46   right when I'm on an airplane I'm not [TS]

01:22:48   saying that this is this is rational [TS]

01:22:50   like I'm perfectly well aware that this [TS]

01:22:51   is just about the safest thing that I [TS]

01:22:53   could do is be flying on a plane I just [TS]

01:22:55   try not to let my brain wander sometimes [TS]

01:22:59   on a flight and sometimes it's just kind [TS]

01:23:02   of like I don't know the way to describe [TS]

01:23:04   it but the best way I could say is a [TS]

01:23:06   little bit like a vertigo feeling [TS]

01:23:07   sometimes just happens in the middle of [TS]

01:23:09   a flight like you're in the air and of [TS]

01:23:12   course for turbulence I'm never a happy [TS]

01:23:14   man when there's turbulence occurring [TS]

01:23:16   this is the difference between some part [TS]

01:23:19   of your base brain that's worried about [TS]

01:23:22   a thing and then the actual like [TS]

01:23:24   rational you who knows that this isn't a [TS]

01:23:27   danger and so that's why when my mom was [TS]

01:23:29   flying I was never really concerned [TS]

01:23:30   because it's like I know full well that [TS]

01:23:32   like flying is an incredibly safe thing [TS]

01:23:34   to do and presumably she's not a nervous [TS]

01:23:36   flier but as someone who flew [TS]

01:23:38   professionally for so long no not at all [TS]

01:23:40   no she totally loved it I did hear from [TS]

01:23:42   a viewer just yesterday actually I think [TS]

01:23:45   this email came in which I thought was [TS]

01:23:46   interesting mm-hmm this person called [TS]

01:23:48   Mark said I feel I should offer some [TS]

01:23:50   service to you I've been listening since [TS]

01:23:52   the beginning of hello Internet and have [TS]

01:23:53   always enjoyed plane crash corner [TS]

01:23:55   I work as a commercial pilot and fly the [TS]

01:23:57   same aircraft type as Sully if there's [TS]

01:24:00   anything you want to know about [TS]

01:24:01   operational considerations how the [TS]

01:24:03   aircraft works or changes that have been [TS]

01:24:06   brought in since the event eg checklist [TS]

01:24:08   orders they were changed let me know I [TS]

01:24:10   just replied with what did you think of [TS]

01:24:12   the film and this is what Mark who flies [TS]

01:24:15   the same plane said I enjoyed it and [TS]

01:24:17   felt it very close to reality we have to [TS]

01:24:20   go on simulators every six months to [TS]

01:24:22   cover emergency [TS]

01:24:23   Sage's and even in there when you know [TS]

01:24:26   something is going to happen there is [TS]

01:24:27   the startled factor that can leave you [TS]

01:24:29   like a rabbit in the headlights for [TS]

01:24:31   people who haven't seen the film this is [TS]

01:24:33   a important part of the film that [TS]

01:24:35   reaction time how long they took to [TS]

01:24:36   decide what to do so he talks a bit [TS]

01:24:39   about that for a while and then mark [TS]

01:24:40   says in terms of the crash portrayal [TS]

01:24:43   that also felt very real with the [TS]

01:24:45   division of duties one person just [TS]

01:24:47   running through checklists trying to get [TS]

01:24:48   an engine started and while the other is [TS]

01:24:50   flying and doing the radio [TS]

01:24:51   communications I said earlier about [TS]

01:24:54   checklist changing Airbus have a button [TS]

01:24:56   you can press that seals any vents below [TS]

01:24:59   the waterline so that it floats that [TS]

01:25:01   button was quite far down so it wasn't [TS]

01:25:04   pressed before they hit the water and [TS]

01:25:05   they started to sink quickly that button [TS]

01:25:07   is much closer to the top now I assume [TS]

01:25:10   he means the top of the checklist hmm so [TS]

01:25:12   I thought that was interesting and thank [TS]

01:25:14   you Mark for contributing yeah that is [TS]

01:25:16   that is interesting I mean you must love [TS]

01:25:19   a bit of checklist rearrangement that [TS]

01:25:20   must be a little bit sexy to you they [TS]

01:25:22   probably should have had a bit more of [TS]

01:25:23   that in the video in the air film for [TS]

01:25:24   you oh yeah no that's that's very sexy [TS]

01:25:26   that could be the sequel Sully to that [TS]

01:25:29   checklist revision checklist so how we [TS]

01:25:33   embody our knowledge of what you're [TS]

01:25:35   supposed to do I always have to give [TS]

01:25:37   like the pilots and the copilot such [TS]

01:25:38   credit because basically I listen to I [TS]

01:25:42   listen to a bunch of the real audio [TS]

01:25:44   after I watched the movie because I was [TS]

01:25:46   curious to see a few things like how [TS]

01:25:47   close does the movie Matt oh what they [TS]

01:25:49   bring you make me say prayer that's what [TS]

01:25:52   I do you go you went down the route you [TS]

01:25:54   went down the plank rush corner rabbit [TS]

01:25:55   oh yeah I did I did get sucked a little [TS]

01:25:57   bit down the plane-crash corner rabbit [TS]

01:25:59   hole like I'm loading up I'm loading up [TS]

01:26:00   3d videos that are recreations of the [TS]

01:26:03   event and I'm getting annoyed at videos [TS]

01:26:06   where they don't have all of the radio [TS]

01:26:08   chatter they may have part and like oh [TS]

01:26:09   your YouTube channel is terrible at this [TS]

01:26:11   recreation Oh [TS]

01:26:12   so yeah I'm motional great yeah yeah I [TS]

01:26:15   got a bit emotional too again with like [TS]

01:26:17   anxiety that I wish I could separate [TS]

01:26:18   from this but I couldn't so thanks for [TS]

01:26:20   that I appreciate it [TS]

01:26:21   the thing that I was really impressed [TS]

01:26:23   with and that I feel like I took away [TS]

01:26:25   from this in a way that I hadn't before [TS]

01:26:26   is I cannot believe how relatively calm [TS]

01:26:31   everybody is on the radios right I can't [TS]

01:26:35   believe how relatively calm the pilot [TS]

01:26:37   our I can't believe how calm the ground [TS]

01:26:39   staff is like everybody is just so [TS]

01:26:42   shockingly calm and professional in this [TS]

01:26:45   process it is just unbelievable to me [TS]

01:26:48   that people can do that it's almost a [TS]

01:26:50   bit disappointing in a way because I [TS]

01:26:51   totally agree with you like not just the [TS]

01:26:53   sully incident where he was a hero but [TS]

01:26:55   even the ones where the pilots are [TS]

01:26:57   villains you know do something wrong I [TS]

01:26:59   notice this all the time in plane [TS]

01:27:01   crashes as well like other ones besides [TS]

01:27:02   the Sully one how much time they spend [TS]

01:27:05   being methodical and going through [TS]

01:27:06   checklists sometimes as they fly to the [TS]

01:27:09   side of a mountain but going through [TS]

01:27:11   check this number it's almost [TS]

01:27:12   disappointing like but also reassuring [TS]

01:27:15   but it's a bit sort of unromantic that [TS]

01:27:17   it's also calm and methodical like did [TS]

01:27:20   you see that Denzel Washington film [TS]

01:27:22   flight where he loses control there's [TS]

01:27:24   something goes wrong with the plane and [TS]

01:27:25   he ends up like you know using his like [TS]

01:27:28   instinct and skills to do something that [TS]

01:27:30   I've never been done before and he like [TS]

01:27:32   flies the plane upside down a passenger [TS]

01:27:34   plane upside down to stop it from [TS]

01:27:35   crashing and that's like the romantic [TS]

01:27:38   notion you have that the pilot will just [TS]

01:27:39   think of some trick or something that's [TS]

01:27:41   never been done before to save the day [TS]

01:27:43   when in fact they just get out a list [TS]

01:27:44   and go one two three four five and like [TS]

01:27:49   either that works or the plot of the [TS]

01:27:52   plane crashes I like to think there's a [TS]

01:27:54   bit of room for a bit of a maverick you [TS]

01:27:56   know a bit of bit of skill and something [TS]

01:27:58   that no one's ever seen before [TS]

01:27:59   who would have ever thought to do that [TS]

01:28:00   what genius but no they just get the [TS]

01:28:03   little clipboard out and go through the [TS]

01:28:05   items yeah but there was a bit of [TS]

01:28:07   romance here Brady because Sully jump [TS]

01:28:09   down a checklist item and turned on the [TS]

01:28:11   auxiliary power like 10 steps before oh [TS]

01:28:13   yeah yeah right yeah did something out a [TS]

01:28:16   sequence yeah but that's like that's [TS]

01:28:18   like that's like the gray version of a [TS]

01:28:20   maverick someone who like skips an item [TS]

01:28:22   in the checklist I'm bringing number [TS]

01:28:24   seven up to three Wow bad yeah I think [TS]

01:28:27   it wasn't he just assumed that those [TS]

01:28:29   engines weren't going to come back [TS]

01:28:30   online and so he was jumping ahead in [TS]

01:28:32   the checklist to do a thing yeah that [TS]

01:28:34   turned out to be true later on so yeah [TS]

01:28:36   that's maverick in action so surely when [TS]

01:28:38   it comes to like sexy checklist people [TS]

01:28:41   being the hero of the day your favorite [TS]

01:28:43   movie must be Apollo 13 well I guess [TS]

01:28:47   yeah whether that's when they said no [TS]

01:28:48   that time are changing the checklist [TS]

01:28:50   order [TS]

01:28:50   to make sure the electricity is below [TS]

01:28:52   the below the voltage you know all that [TS]

01:28:55   we are we need is like a checklist [TS]

01:28:57   montage I know exactly what you're [TS]

01:29:00   talking about [TS]

01:29:01   great scene there needs to be a video [TS]

01:29:03   made like you know ten great checklist [TS]

01:29:06   moments in movies oh yeah [TS]

01:29:08   yeah that would definitely be in it I'd [TS]

01:29:11   put the sunny one in there maybe yeah [TS]

01:29:13   that could be at the end for like who [TS]

01:29:15   here's a different one right because he [TS]

01:29:16   jumps ahead that's the way that would [TS]

01:29:18   work out yeah but Apollo 13 is all about [TS]

01:29:20   playing funny with the checklist to [TS]

01:29:22   breaking the rules we need to along with [TS]

01:29:24   a new checklist yeah but they're going [TS]

01:29:27   through a process to create the new [TS]

01:29:28   checklists how are we going to save [TS]

01:29:30   these people from being thrown into the [TS]

01:29:31   Oblivion of space well we're just going [TS]

01:29:33   to have to rearrange a checklist it's [TS]

01:29:35   ultimately what it's going to be a [TS]

01:29:36   sequence of steps to do a thing you have [TS]

01:29:38   to do it in a different sequence of [TS]

01:29:39   steps yeah so I have a question for you [TS]

01:29:42   Brady yes like there's one main plot [TS]

01:29:44   point of this movie I feel like I didn't [TS]

01:29:45   understand okay which is also it's it's [TS]

01:29:48   real life okay so Sulley saves everybody [TS]

01:29:52   with his forced water landing yeah in [TS]

01:29:55   the movie there's like a chairman of the [TS]

01:29:59   NTSB Council who are investigating what [TS]

01:30:04   has occurred yeah [TS]

01:30:06   and in the movie this guy's like the [TS]

01:30:08   villain who seems out to blame [TS]

01:30:11   everything on Sully yeah for what I can [TS]

01:30:14   assess as essentially no reason other [TS]

01:30:16   than maybe the movie needs some tension [TS]

01:30:18   but I didn't understand was this like a [TS]

01:30:21   real thing is there some actual [TS]

01:30:22   motivation it was this just movie land [TS]

01:30:24   like we need someone to be evil for no [TS]

01:30:26   reason who's then just going to change [TS]

01:30:27   his mind to be like Sully you're a great [TS]

01:30:29   American hero at the end of the movie [TS]

01:30:31   yeah I mean I don't know for sure but [TS]

01:30:33   certainly one of the main criticisms of [TS]

01:30:35   the film that I've read about has been [TS]

01:30:37   that they over egged the antagonism [TS]

01:30:40   between the investigators and Sully and [TS]

01:30:42   it was all a lot more collegial than its [TS]

01:30:45   portrayed and it wasn't quite the you [TS]

01:30:48   know courtroom standoff drama type thing [TS]

01:30:50   so I have the impression that it wasn't [TS]

01:30:53   quite like that and as you have [TS]

01:30:55   suggested it's a that is creating a [TS]

01:30:56   little bit of tension a little bit of a [TS]

01:30:59   G bar G so so I don't know what are G [TS]

01:31:04   bar G [TS]

01:31:04   but I take your meaning I can forgive [TS]

01:31:07   them that I mean they needed something [TS]

01:31:08   what else do you throw into movies to [TS]

01:31:10   fix that so usually you use a bit of [TS]

01:31:12   sexiness in a bit of romance but like [TS]

01:31:14   Sully's just an old boring married guy [TS]

01:31:16   whose wife wasn't in town so like you [TS]

01:31:19   can't have like you know sexy sexiness I [TS]

01:31:21   thought they might bigger like his [TS]

01:31:24   history and his past but they only did a [TS]

01:31:26   few little flashback I think the problem [TS]

01:31:28   they have is I don't know this for sure [TS]

01:31:30   but I think maybe he's just an [TS]

01:31:32   incredibly boring man they had that that [TS]

01:31:34   had something interesting happened to [TS]

01:31:36   him for two minutes that he handled well [TS]

01:31:38   and then they're like how are we going [TS]

01:31:41   to make like a to a two hour film or [TS]

01:31:43   something about a guy who's really [TS]

01:31:44   boring that did something good once for [TS]

01:31:46   right he's not tragically flawed like [TS]

01:31:48   Denzel Washington snorting cocaine [TS]

01:31:50   before flying the plane upside down yeah [TS]

01:31:52   exactly and like you know he was he was [TS]

01:31:56   a bit old and had had a reasonably calm [TS]

01:31:58   boring life he did a good thing and then [TS]

01:32:01   he just got on with his combo boring [TS]

01:32:03   life like you know one of the real plot [TS]

01:32:06   points in the film was what's happening [TS]

01:32:07   with you like your consultancy business [TS]

01:32:09   that you're trying to start and yeah and [TS]

01:32:11   also concerns about his pension yeah [TS]

01:32:14   about his bench and played a big part it [TS]

01:32:16   was like it was it was like yeah old [TS]

01:32:18   people's troubles so it suffered a bit [TS]

01:32:20   from there but don't get me wrong like [TS]

01:32:23   I'll poke fun of that and it's not like [TS]

01:32:24   it wasn't like a gripping film that I'm [TS]

01:32:27   telling everyone they should watch but I [TS]

01:32:28   thought it was a good solid well-made [TS]

01:32:31   film nicely paced about something I [TS]

01:32:34   personally have happened to find very [TS]

01:32:35   interesting of course but I liked it [TS]

01:32:37   what I would be interested to hear what [TS]

01:32:39   you thought about was the end of the [TS]

01:32:41   film how they ended it they just ended [TS]

01:32:43   in the in the courtroom right yeah yeah [TS]

01:32:45   but they ended up like on a corny joke [TS]

01:32:48   yeah yeah that's what it was yeah yeah [TS]

01:32:51   like they said to the copilot or if you [TS]

01:32:53   could do anything what would you do [TS]

01:32:54   differently and he said I would have [TS]

01:32:56   done it in July whatever when the [TS]

01:32:58   weather was better mm-hmm [TS]

01:32:59   and then the film just let hard cuts [TS]

01:33:01   like on this like like Sully does like [TS]

01:33:03   bit of an old man chuckle and then then [TS]

01:33:05   they like cut and it's like it was like [TS]

01:33:07   a really odd ending I didn't mind it I [TS]

01:33:09   didn't love odd and then they had like a [TS]

01:33:11   second ending where they did the cliche [TS]

01:33:13   thing you see in a lot of films where [TS]

01:33:14   the real person appears with all the [TS]

01:33:16   real survivors and they're all having a [TS]

01:33:17   at Orkin and that was that was okay I [TS]

01:33:21   with real life films I'd quite like [TS]

01:33:23   seeing a bit of real life stuff at the [TS]

01:33:25   end see I am an instant credits poser [TS]

01:33:27   right so as like as soon as the movie [TS]

01:33:29   was over the instant those credits come [TS]

01:33:30   up with like great done I'm not waiting [TS]

01:33:32   around for your second thing they showed [TS]

01:33:34   the real Sulley around the wreckage of [TS]

01:33:35   the plane in some hangar somewhere with [TS]

01:33:38   the survivors and they're all having a [TS]

01:33:39   bit of a nice time together and I make a [TS]

01:33:41   few speeches and it was okay it was nice [TS]

01:33:44   look I'm okay with that ending because I [TS]

01:33:47   feel with movies like the same way I [TS]

01:33:50   feel with guests that leaving too soon [TS]

01:33:53   is far better than lingering around and [TS]

01:33:56   too many movies I feel like they don't [TS]

01:33:59   know they don't know how to get out of [TS]

01:34:01   here it's like you've had your day [TS]

01:34:02   Newmont like it's over the main conflict [TS]

01:34:04   is resolved I'm giving you two minutes [TS]

01:34:06   to wrap some stuff up and you got it [TS]

01:34:08   like let's get out of here movie I feel [TS]

01:34:11   like too many too many movies like to [TS]

01:34:12   linger around don't you mash in this [TS]

01:34:14   don't you Martian it I was actually [TS]

01:34:16   gonna go to Lord of the Rings of like [TS]

01:34:18   and then what does Bilbo yeah he going [TS]

01:34:21   it's like Lord of the Rings is the worst [TS]

01:34:23   ever about that the books - there's like [TS]

01:34:27   a hundred pages after the story is over [TS]

01:34:29   a Bilbo wandering around and like saying [TS]

01:34:32   goodbye to everybody and tracing all [TS]

01:34:34   their steps on occasion when I reread [TS]

01:34:36   Lord of the Rings it's like I always [TS]

01:34:37   skip the last third of the final books [TS]

01:34:40   it's like I don't have time for this [TS]

01:34:42   so yeah it's like a sight scene but the [TS]

01:34:44   movie does the same thing the Martian [TS]

01:34:46   did it when my movies when their main [TS]

01:34:48   conflict is resolved I want them over [TS]

01:34:50   done like let's get on with this so I'm [TS]

01:34:53   totally fine with it I'd much rather [TS]

01:34:54   have a movie end abruptly then feel like [TS]

01:34:57   it needs to wrap up everything with a [TS]

01:34:59   nice little bow yeah fair enough [TS]

01:35:02   part of this movie felt a bit like you [TS]

01:35:05   are say a big Civil War fan and you have [TS]

01:35:10   me watch a civil war movie I feel like [TS]

01:35:12   okay I'm watching this for a friend like [TS]

01:35:15   it's not a thing I would ever be super [TS]

01:35:17   interested in but it's well done and it [TS]

01:35:19   is this narrow field of interest [TS]

01:35:21   okay that's fine we're buddies I'm happy [TS]

01:35:24   to do this but I do have to say like [TS]

01:35:26   Wallace is not a thing I would ever [TS]

01:35:27   watch normally on my own I did feel like [TS]

01:35:30   May [TS]

01:35:31   I enjoyed the movie much more than I [TS]

01:35:35   otherwise would have because I knew so [TS]

01:35:37   little about this event and Sully has a [TS]

01:35:42   bit of a corny speech about it at the [TS]

01:35:43   end but I kept thinking through the [TS]

01:35:46   movie like thank God for all of the [TS]

01:35:50   peripheral people around the pilot and [TS]

01:35:53   the copilot the Port Authority guys the [TS]

01:35:57   NYPD the fire department the Red Cross [TS]

01:36:00   like the flight attendants in the cabin [TS]

01:36:02   like everybody I was just so aware of [TS]

01:36:05   this thing that I wasn't really aware of [TS]

01:36:07   from just dimly hearing about this story [TS]

01:36:09   like this pilot landed a plane in Hudson [TS]

01:36:12   and everybody lived yeah it's like this [TS]

01:36:14   was a no joke team effort yeah [TS]

01:36:18   everything had to go right for this to [TS]

01:36:20   work because I was I was unaware of I [TS]

01:36:22   mean the thing that the movie ends on is [TS]

01:36:23   that joke about doing it in July you [TS]

01:36:26   land in two degrees above freezing water [TS]

01:36:28   this is a dangerous situation like the [TS]

01:36:30   plane is going down as well I found all [TS]

01:36:33   of that interesting yeah and also it [TS]

01:36:36   felt like my sort of New York State [TS]

01:36:39   pride coming out all these guys like [TS]

01:36:41   going out there to rescue the crew like [TS]

01:36:42   I just I found that part really [TS]

01:36:44   interesting I was totally unaware of it [TS]

01:36:45   I feel appreciative for knowing more of [TS]

01:36:48   the whole story about this incident and [TS]

01:36:52   it seems like much more of a thing than [TS]

01:36:53   I had originally realized I think if [TS]

01:36:56   there was any part of the film that did [TS]

01:36:58   sort of flicker my emotional needle in [TS]

01:37:01   any way it was that kind of all hands to [TS]

01:37:04   the pump when although the ferry drivers [TS]

01:37:06   and the boat people were just like let's [TS]

01:37:07   get out there let's do it let's save [TS]

01:37:09   these people like you know most of the [TS]

01:37:11   parts of the film I found quite you know [TS]

01:37:13   straight down the line and the plants [TS]

01:37:15   that was supposed to move me didn't [TS]

01:37:16   massively move me but that did affect me [TS]

01:37:18   it was like yeah good on him like I I [TS]

01:37:20   agree with you that was a that was a bit [TS]

01:37:22   a nice part of the film for me too so [TS]

01:37:25   great this talk about endings of films [TS]

01:37:28   and credits and real-life stuff makes me [TS]

01:37:30   think we should move on and end with a [TS]

01:37:33   Brady's paper cut because I've had a [TS]

01:37:34   paper cut that's been brewing for my [TS]

01:37:36   last three or four visits to the United [TS]

01:37:38   States and it came to a head on my last [TS]

01:37:40   visit and it is very much on this topic [TS]

01:37:42   okay I know you don't watch a lot of [TS]

01:37:45   normal [TS]

01:37:45   a vision and neither do I and I [TS]

01:37:46   certainly don't watch a lot of normal [TS]

01:37:48   television in America but I have been [TS]

01:37:50   lately and I watch a few channels I [TS]

01:37:51   don't even know what the channels are [TS]

01:37:53   called just TV channels that have the [TS]

01:37:56   dissociate movies yeah because there's [TS]

01:37:57   so many channels in America and I've got [TS]

01:37:59   the place I stays got this Direct TV [TS]

01:38:01   with a hundred thousand channels is this [TS]

01:38:03   is when you're out at the spiritual home [TS]

01:38:04   of numberphile is that what you're [TS]

01:38:05   talking about it I was I was this is an [TS]

01:38:07   empirically so I was flicking through [TS]

01:38:09   the channels and I always I thought and [TS]

01:38:11   one or two channels I always end up on [TS]

01:38:12   that showing movies that I like I could [TS]

01:38:15   talk about how many ads they put in the [TS]

01:38:17   film but I won't I mean that's that's to [TS]

01:38:19   cliched so let's just forget the [TS]

01:38:20   ridiculous number of advertisements at [TS]

01:38:22   inappropriate times I watched a few good [TS]

01:38:25   men while I was there and you know that [TS]

01:38:26   stirring final cross-examination by Tom [TS]

01:38:29   Cruise of Jack Nicholson yeah it's the [TS]

01:38:31   moment you wait for and watch and it's [TS]

01:38:33   so well done they managed to fit three [TS]

01:38:36   commercial breaks into that speech I [TS]

01:38:38   couldn't believe it I don't know if [TS]

01:38:40   you've ever tuned into it but if you're [TS]

01:38:42   watching a particularly bad channel that [TS]

01:38:44   shows movies in America they sometimes [TS]

01:38:46   speed up the movie by just 5% like or 10 [TS]

01:38:50   percent hmm and if you if you are a [TS]

01:38:53   person who is sensitive to that it's [TS]

01:38:55   like everything is just slightly higher [TS]

01:38:56   pitched than you would normally expect [TS]

01:38:59   and is like oh ya know the truth yeah [TS]

01:39:02   exactly [TS]

01:39:02   why do they do that because they're [TS]

01:39:04   trying to fit just one more ad break in [TS]

01:39:07   over a two-hour block all right and they [TS]

01:39:09   and they need to speed it up I did [TS]

01:39:11   notice because I know a few good men [TS]

01:39:12   quite well I did notice them just [TS]

01:39:14   chopping parts of the film out like they [TS]

01:39:16   do cut bits of the film altogether I [TS]

01:39:18   don't even know why you're watching [TS]

01:39:19   movies on TV like what what is this 1985 [TS]

01:39:22   like what are you doing I know it's [TS]

01:39:23   weird you know and I know I could just [TS]

01:39:25   like pick up my iPad and watch straight [TS]

01:39:27   away with no ads but there's just [TS]

01:39:28   something about when it's on TV I don't [TS]

01:39:30   know I can't explain it and it's sort of [TS]

01:39:32   background because I'm usually doing [TS]

01:39:33   other stuff and the thing that really [TS]

01:39:36   like does my head in is the way these [TS]

01:39:39   channels treat the end credits of movies [TS]

01:39:42   because obviously this is a dangerous [TS]

01:39:43   time for them because they're worried [TS]

01:39:45   people good people are going to change [TS]

01:39:47   channel this is where they're losing [TS]

01:39:48   their watch time very fast right on [TS]

01:39:50   those audience retention graphs is like [TS]

01:39:52   Zoop right down to the bottom there's a [TS]

01:39:54   few things they've done that have driven [TS]

01:39:57   me crazy [TS]

01:39:58   the first is cutting things out of the [TS]

01:40:01   credits they usually will speed the [TS]

01:40:02   credits up to such a speed that I can't [TS]

01:40:04   believe they even bother leaving them [TS]

01:40:06   they'll go at like you know a thousand [TS]

01:40:07   percent speed blur passed you in like [TS]

01:40:10   five seconds and prison like a legal [TS]

01:40:12   requirement that yeah I guess right like [TS]

01:40:14   you have to show these credits yeah and [TS]

01:40:15   then they go straight to the next film [TS]

01:40:17   or the other thing that they do which I [TS]

01:40:19   hate even more is they run the credits [TS]

01:40:22   but they drop the credits down to the [TS]

01:40:25   bottom third of the screen and in the [TS]

01:40:27   top two thirds of the screen they start [TS]

01:40:29   playing the next movie so you're [TS]

01:40:32   watching the star of the next movie [TS]

01:40:34   while the credits for the previous movie [TS]

01:40:35   are running like on the bottom of the [TS]

01:40:37   screen it gets even more ridiculous [TS]

01:40:40   though because what a lot of these [TS]

01:40:42   channels do is they show the same film [TS]

01:40:44   three or four times in a row so if you [TS]

01:40:47   say are the film I want to watch you're [TS]

01:40:48   starting at three o'clock I must make [TS]

01:40:50   sure I switch on you'll switch on like [TS]

01:40:52   two minutes to three and you'll see the [TS]

01:40:54   last two minutes of the film you're just [TS]

01:40:57   about to watch like you catch the finale [TS]

01:40:59   of the film you're about to watch and [TS]

01:41:01   then they'll shrink the credits down and [TS]

01:41:02   start playing the film again so the [TS]

01:41:04   credits for the film you're watching [TS]

01:41:06   you're watching the end credits for at [TS]

01:41:08   the bottom of the screen and you've just [TS]

01:41:09   seen the end of it I don't understand [TS]

01:41:12   why you're even watching TV like this [TS]

01:41:14   let it go Gracie's what you're doing but [TS]

01:41:17   I can't get over this like I would never [TS]

01:41:21   sit in bed and think what am I gonna [TS]

01:41:22   watch tonight oh I watch a few good men [TS]

01:41:24   I would never do that because I've seen [TS]

01:41:25   that film 15 times and it's never in my [TS]

01:41:28   head but I like it but if I'm cruising [TS]

01:41:30   through the channels and it's like [TS]

01:41:32   halfway through on channel 407 and it's [TS]

01:41:34   the last 20 minutes I'll say yeah if you [TS]

01:41:37   could been I loved the last 20 minutes [TS]

01:41:38   of that film [TS]

01:41:39   I think I'll watch it this is an [TS]

01:41:40   activity that you do you just flip on [TS]

01:41:42   the TV to just randomly find what's on [TS]

01:41:44   yeah I'll usually be doing something [TS]

01:41:46   else you know twittering or editing [TS]

01:41:48   something or working on something else [TS]

01:41:50   and then I'll look up okay I like this [TS]

01:41:52   film so it's such a crazy behavior to me [TS]

01:41:55   okay well it says look I must have [TS]

01:41:57   watched frozen three times in one day [TS]

01:41:59   while I was there I loved that film as [TS]

01:42:01   long as you're happy with the experience [TS]

01:42:03   I guess it's great I got my bomber right [TS]

01:42:07   with it but the other thing that drove [TS]

01:42:10   me crazy in the whole reason you [TS]

01:42:11   reminded me [TS]

01:42:12   it's because of this real-life ending [TS]

01:42:13   they haven't Sully is another film I [TS]

01:42:15   really really like film called The Blind [TS]

01:42:17   Side which is a film about an NFL [TS]

01:42:21   footballer who had like a really [TS]

01:42:23   difficult childhood and like was [TS]

01:42:24   orphaned or something given up by his [TS]

01:42:26   mum after a tough life he got adopted by [TS]

01:42:29   this rich family and they brought him up [TS]

01:42:31   and he became this footballer and it's a [TS]

01:42:32   really lovely film it's a really good [TS]

01:42:34   story it's a really well-executed film [TS]

01:42:36   it always gets me it always gets me [TS]

01:42:38   emotional the final scene of the film is [TS]

01:42:41   they cut to real life and show him being [TS]

01:42:43   drafted to the NFL which is leg of you [TS]

01:42:45   know big moment he's made it he's made [TS]

01:42:47   it to the pinnacle and then during the [TS]

01:42:50   credits and it's the best thing in the [TS]

01:42:51   film during the credits they just run 30 [TS]

01:42:54   or 40 family photos through the credits [TS]

01:42:57   where you see all the characters you've [TS]

01:42:58   just seen portrayed in the film in real [TS]

01:43:00   life so you see what they all real [TS]

01:43:02   really look like but not only there it's [TS]

01:43:04   family photos of lots of the incidents [TS]

01:43:06   and occasions and things that were [TS]

01:43:08   portrayed in the film it's one of the [TS]

01:43:10   best uses of like you know real-life [TS]

01:43:12   photos at the end of a film you could [TS]

01:43:14   save in a film so I was watching The [TS]

01:43:16   Blind Side and really looking forward to [TS]

01:43:18   that moment at the end and sure enough [TS]

01:43:19   the end of the film comes in real life [TS]

01:43:22   and they just locked the credits off [TS]

01:43:24   they just lopped it off and started [TS]

01:43:26   showing The Blind Side again from the [TS]

01:43:28   start and left out left it out [TS]

01:43:30   altogether [TS]

01:43:30   and it was the best part of the film but [TS]

01:43:33   they were like parts of credits people [TS]

01:43:34   weren't watch there and I'd been waiting [TS]

01:43:36   like half an hour for it I just let go [TS]

01:43:41   of the fact that I watch television [TS]

01:43:42   people do it people do it really do they [TS]

01:43:47   I don't understand people do that it is [TS]

01:43:49   a thing is a proper thing just I feel [TS]

01:43:53   like you're you're sitting in a movie [TS]

01:43:54   theater and you want to complain to me [TS]

01:43:56   about oh the crying babies and the [TS]

01:43:58   children running around and all the [TS]

01:44:00   horribleness in a movie theater and I'm [TS]

01:44:01   just like why are you in the movie [TS]

01:44:03   theater like this is fundamental to the [TS]

01:44:05   medium here that's what this is it's [TS]

01:44:07   like oh TV TV ruins a coherent [TS]

01:44:10   experience it's like yeah of course [TS]

01:44:12   that's what they do that's their jobs [TS]

01:44:13   but it's okay to have sometimes you want [TS]

01:44:16   to be a bit brainless and have someone [TS]

01:44:17   else curator I mean the number of times [TS]

01:44:19   I sit in bed and think oh I really want [TS]

01:44:20   to watch something on Netflix and I [TS]

01:44:21   spend the next 45 minutes paralyzed by [TS]

01:44:24   choice and [TS]

01:44:25   unable to decide what to watch sometimes [TS]

01:44:27   sometimes it's good to have that [TS]

01:44:29   decision taken away from you a bit I'll [TS]

01:44:31   give you that that that is fair like [TS]

01:44:33   Netflix analysis paralysis is definitely [TS]

01:44:35   a thing and can sometimes be like all of [TS]

01:44:38   this material is too high quality like I [TS]

01:44:40   do just wanna watch some crap that is [TS]

01:44:45   the thing you know but not another [TS]

01:44:47   Netflix original thank God like I can't [TS]

01:44:50   I can't be emotionally invested right [TS]

01:44:52   now I just I need to be watching just [TS]

01:44:54   some reality show yeah anyway I guess [TS]

01:44:59   I'm sorry that TV stations ruined the [TS]

01:45:02   credits for you Brady so you don't have [TS]

01:45:04   to apologize it's not your fault it's [TS]

01:45:06   not a real apology it's not like there's [TS]

01:45:07   nothing genuine in my voice about that [TS]

01:45:09   I'm not trying to mollify you [TS]