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00:00:00 ◼   ► all right hello internets uh 8080 that [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► ad I think what's that in Roman numerals [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► Q I think it's a Q that's the way that [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► works what I gotta be right about to say [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► is say a hundred rizelle one hundred [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► sees one hundred ELLs fifty have don't [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► you watch the Super Bowl Brady so it's [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► either L XXX or to see its xxc we take [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► the 20 from the hundred I add the 30 to [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► the 50 I think we take the 20 from the [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► hundred all right did you trying to be [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► economical with letters isn't that how [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► that works [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► no it's it's L xxx say ha yeah there's [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► always those exceptions like how 8 is is [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► the III and not III X well this is why [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► the Romans couldn't do algebra I don't [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► know I don't know why they went that way [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► but that's the way it is I think I think [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► they got stuck this way right they [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► started a system it seemed like a good [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► idea at the time [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► yeah but then but then when they're [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► trying to solve for X it turns out to be [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► incredibly difficult with Roman numerals [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► oh it's like it's like their version of [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► the millennium bug and I never thought [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► that day to get to 100 well we never [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► thought the numbers I get this big we [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► thought we'd just check three on the end [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► we didn't think we'd get to the point [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► where we had to take two from something [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► big [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► yeah now that we need to we need to see [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► the Pythagorean theorem we're in real [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► trouble I got a date a patch so the hell [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► of it to throw this all the way look at [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► these shiny Arabic numerals this is my [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► tomato I like a few little quirks in a [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► in a system I like a few inconsistencies [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► yeah yeah but I don't think you want [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► inconsistencies in numbers like if [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► there's if there's one area where we can [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► surely agree that you must have [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► consistency it's with numbers you're not [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► really going to be like oh there's a bit [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► of a charm to the old Roman system we [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► should be using it today yeah I guess [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► you're at can I wish a happy birthday to [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► CGP grey not CGP grey the co-host of [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► hello internet and very occasional [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► release of YouTube videos right but CGP [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► grey the penguin at Bristol Zoo though [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► has just had a second birthday [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► she has just had her second I was gonna [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► say what's this what's this it nonsense [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► we know it's the she's two years old now [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► and do you know what I just just before [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► we started recording I had [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► pang of guilt about CTP great the [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► penguin mm-hmm yeah how often have you [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► visited her breeding yeah do you know [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► what it reminds me of it you know when [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► you go on holiday sometimes or you have [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► some like intense experience and you [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► meet like new friends or people you [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► haven't met before and at the end of the [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► trip you like exchange details and [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► you're thinking it's going to be friends [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► forever like I'll contact you and we'll [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► see each other again one day and we're [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► gone another holiday and you have all [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► these grand ideas and then you maybe [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► exchanged one email and then like you [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► never hear from that person again you [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► can't even remember them or their name [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► who but you would actually think that [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► you're going to maintain friendships [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► over a long distance that's sometimes [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► you feel that because you've had such a [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► good time with them and you've gotten [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► along so well you think they're gonna be [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► a friend for life and I know I know [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► I know you feel that Brady I know that [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► you feel that everybody who's human [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► feels that but surely you know it's like [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► maintaining a friendship via email it's [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► never going to happen there are people I [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► would love to maintain friendships with [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► via email people I do occasionally have [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► like pangs of guilt for not sending more [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► emails to but the reality of it is like [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► this isn't the 1800s like we can't [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► maintain a correspondence through [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► letter-writing like it's just never [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► gonna happen yeah but you think that's [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► just going to be a stopgap between [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► having another great holiday together [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► because you just had such a good time [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► and I'll come and visit you in Peru oh [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► yeah mm-hmm look I'm not saying when I [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► think about it in the cold light of day [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► but I can't see what happens and it's [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► happened to me so many times in life I [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► should know better yeah but it still [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► just happens it still just happens and [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► my point is that's a bit how I feel [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► about CGP grey the lady penguin mm-hmm [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► because I sort of thought ah I'm so [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► close to Bristol Zoo I could go back [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► like maybe every six months or so just [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► for half a day and take a few photos and [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► see how she's doing and keep everyone up [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► to date and yeah I remember at the time [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► they were there were many a promise from [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► Brady about updates about how she was [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► doing overtime we were going to get [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► health reports on the weight and it's [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► like no nothing nothing ever happened I [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► did one big update I did the gender [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► update and the weigh-in and everything [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► that's it that's it that's the one email [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► that you send when you think oh let me [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► let me kick this off and it she never [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► wrote back that's part I mean partly in [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► my defense if I can have one little tiny [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► bit of Defense mm-hmm [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► contact at the zoo who made it all [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► happen and even made the naming happen [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► has left the zoo for new pastures so I [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► did I did lose my easy contact there so [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► now approaching the zoo is a little bit [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► like I'm going in cold as a stranger [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► again mm-hmm but it is also just my [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► terribleness and I feel a little bit bad [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► and I'm also secretly in the very back [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► of my head a little bit scared of [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► finding it maybe like something [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► terrible's happened and I kind of don't [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► want to know I mean I'm sure penguins [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► don't dive right often here but there [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► was that seal cage right next door you [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► know seemed safe like it was really [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► dangerous proximity sales don't attack [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► penguins do they I think they do at the [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► eat penguins I mean the Lions are only [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► 400 meters away or so yeah but like that [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► I'm sure a lion isn't interested in a [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► penguin I think you chuck a penguin in [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► the lion cage and see what happens yeah [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► therefore they won't know what it is [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► they'll be really confused right there's [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► different different terrain creatures [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► they don't interact oh don't like [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► licorice exactly that's that's how that [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► would work out I understand that feeling [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► you want cgp grey the lady penguin to [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► live on forever in your mind having a [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► fantastic life swimming around doing [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► whatever she's up to [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► yeah living forever or however long [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► penguins live I don't know 18 months [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► what's their life span I have known oh [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► gosh if then she could be dead hang on [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► how long does a penguin they've um [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► looking that up just messy how long does [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► a penguin live what's your guess [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► what's your serious guess my serious [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► guess um and I'll make it guess first [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► before I look it up okay I'm gonna I'm [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► gonna put my serious guess at ten years [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► I'm gonna go [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► fifteen this price is right is it [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► closest without going over is that [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► organized we're in trouble here because [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► an emperor penguin apparently lives for [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► 20 years and a little penguin lives for [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► six years that can live anywhere between [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► six and twenty seven years okay well [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► what what species is see to be greater [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► penguin well that's a good that's good [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► point [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► what is it it's like an African penguin [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► isn't it okay I think so [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► that sounds familiar we haven't kept up [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► a correspondence so I don't know the [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► details of her family lineage the [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► average lifespan of an african penguin [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► is ten to twenty seven years and they [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► can live up to thirty years in captivity [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► so cgb [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► the lady penguin may will outlive me I [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► don't know what I'm worried about [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► if CGP grey lady penguin outlives you I [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► will take a visit to the zoo right in [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► your honor that would be like that would [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► be your way of remembering me yeah [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► exactly [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► it'll be a little remembrance for you [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► just like that holiday friendship thing [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► though it'll be like you know after I'm [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► gone you'll forget you'll never do it [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► and like ten years after I'm gone you'll [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► be I really must go and visit that [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► penguin one day I'm terrible the guilt [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► of long-distance friendships now great I [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► want to quickly just talk about the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► hello Internet limited edition sneakers [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► mm-hmm mainly because I just realized [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► that I haven't got you to give the [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► project a cool name yet like their vinyl [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► was called Project revolution can you [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► come up with a name for the sneaker [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► project oh it seems kind of pointless [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► now though Brady it's over no it's still [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► going that they're still gonna be like [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► manufactured and orders are still coming [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► in and I dive yeah another but like I've [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► seen them in real life they're being [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► manufactured you've taken orders if this [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► is his way too far in the life cycle of [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► a project to give it a project name but [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► whenever I bring it up I need a name I [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► can't always say I want to talk about [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► the hello Internet limited edition [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► sneakers hmm it has to and by the way my [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► wife tells me off for calling them [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► sneakers because that's not a very [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► British thing to call them but it's too [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► late now [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► why does she tell you I don't know I [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► think maybe she thinks I should be [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► calling them trainers I've got a [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► possible name oh yeah what I was just [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► trying to look up I was I was thinking [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► mercury has those little wings on his [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► feet I was trying to think is there a [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► name for those little wings like that [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► could be a project name yeah or it could [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► just be Project Mercury what do you [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► think Brady juvett you have one you like [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► I was thinking maybe operation twinkle [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► toes done okay yeah you want to call it [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► operation twinkle toes that's fine I'm [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► trying to read for like an obscure Greek [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► reference here it's like that operation [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► twinkle toes much better there you go I [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► mean I know you like the cool names and [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► I I'm up for a cool name as much as the [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► next guy but I don't know if for some [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► reason in my head I just keep coming [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► back to operation twinkle toes here's [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► the important thing about a project name [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► it has to feel right yeah it has to feel [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► right and project twinkle toes it feels [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► right I think operation twinkle toes [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► operation twinkle toes there we go [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► operation twinkle toes so a quick update [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► on operation twinkle toes [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► as as you said the first two pairs are [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► now in existence and in my possession [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► and are even being worn by me right now [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► not not right now now but I was wearing [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► them yesterday when I saw you so you got [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► to see them in real life and I did I saw [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► them in real life [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► yeah when you came through London after [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► filming some objectivity mm-hmm I was [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► originally thinking our Brady's in town [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► do I really want to go see him for a [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► drink I don't know [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► that's a bit meh on the whole evening to [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► be honest but when you did them send me [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► the message telling me that you had the [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► sneakers I thought oh okay I should go [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► out and see him I want to see what these [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► things actually look like and I was very [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► glad that I made the journey what did [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► you think of them in real life I think [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► they look really good in real life it's [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► always different like when you see a [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► thing for real right the Internet as [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► fantastic as it is can never quite [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► convey the physical presence of a thing [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► like in on all of the pictures I was a [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► little bit uncertain about the thickness [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► of that white soul but in real life I [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► think it came out great so I have to say [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► two thumbs up [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► for projects operation twinkle toes I [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► can't believe how much I love them [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► you're smitten Brady you're smitten I am [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► I am smitten I'm just like I'm in love [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► so I've got one pair that I'm wearing [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► I've got another pair I'm keeping in the [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► box for the museum yeah I can't rule out [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► cracking the other ones out of the box [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► when my current ones die well you said [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► you were going to get a whole bunch of [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► spares right a whole bunch of redundant [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► sneakers wasn't that the plan you were [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► going to order like ten for yourselves [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► that you always have a lot I was like I [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► don't remember saying that [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► oh no it sounds familiar I think that's [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► what you pretty sure that's what you [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► said it's not something I would do but I [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► don't know maybe I do need an extra pair [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► and despite me telling people not to [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► order them and I meant it when I said it [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► mm-hmm quite a few people have hmm not [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► like an embarrassing number just like a [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► nice number enough for me to feel like [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► the project was like worth doing because [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► if no one ordered any and I was the only [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► person who owned a pair it would feel a [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► bit stupid but knowing that our other [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► pairs out there a nice modest number of [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► other people wearing them it feels like [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► we made a thing that was nice so I'm [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► really happy with how it's gone do you [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► have an estimated shipping date for the [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► sneakers do you know when they [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► to be out in the real world I don't [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► think it's going to take that long I'm [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► going to close off like this round of [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► orders shortly just so I can get the [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► factory to start making them I wouldn't [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► visit at the factory by the way I'm [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► going to get the factory making them and [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► then I'll I'll keep orders open for a [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► bit longer for a second batch because as [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► people start seeing pictures of them [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► they might think oh I think I want a [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► pair but like I said don't feel that you [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► need to have them I think it's just [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► basically the shoe enthusiasts and [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► sneaker heads have spoken and they're [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► the ones who've gotten themselves a pair [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► so I'm happy that they're happy I'm [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► happy they're happy as well it's been [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► really nice crazy Brady project made [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► real we have been sent the coolest thing [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► we have ever been sent we get sent some [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► weird stuff to the hello internet post [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► box yeah [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► we again you get sent some weird stuff [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► to the hello internet post box the very [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► very weirdness of some of the things [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► that you get sent is the very reason I [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► do not have nor do not want a Hello [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► internet post box by me like let you [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► deal with all that stuff that shows up [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► there has been some weird stuff but this [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► thing is so awesome mm-hmm [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► it's going to blow your mind oh really [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► now this has come from someone you will [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► be familiar with because when I finally [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► have the hello Internet medals of honor [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► struck and that there is another project [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► that is ongoing that there has been [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► progress there by the way that needs a [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► name gray what about for the Medal [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► project I'm sorry I just I have to stop [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► here Brady because when you were talking [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► about the Penguins I didn't want to say [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► anything out of pure politeness but I [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► was thinking about those medals in the [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► back of my mind I was like I wonder if [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► Brady remembers those I wonder if he [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► forgot about those medals no no there [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► are ongoing discussions there's work [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► being done on this project this is not a [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► forgotten project but it hasn't got a [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► name maybe that's what's wrong it hasn't [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► got a name so you want to give it a name [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► ah first thing that comes to mind [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► project Vulcan feel like they're being [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► forged yeah alright yeah yes okay we can [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► find something better later but you know [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► just for now okay working title Vulcan [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► yeah there yeah anyway when those medals [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► finally are forged [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► somewhere in the bowels of the mighty [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► black stamp I'm assuming mm-hmm [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► the first recipient is going to be a [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► chap named Chris and Chris will be [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► remembered by longtime listeners as the [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► person who used to work near Air Force [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► One on the stairs hmm and and used to [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► listen to hello Internet while driving [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► the stairs for Air Force One or sitting [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► in the stairs for Air Force One waiting [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► to join them yeah he was very clear [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► about not driving the stairs while [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► listening exam very important exactly [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► very important to not get him fired so [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► Chris has raised the bar with with a [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► special gift that he sent us I'm going [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► to send you a photo gray so you can see [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► it so I got this huge box is this what [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► you're looking at is a framed hello [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► internet flag an alien gear flag and [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► underneath the flag is a certificate of [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► authenticity which I think's acute touch [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► but which also has the purpose of [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► explaining what the flag is and I'll [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► read what the certificate says to you [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► okay it says this is to certify that on [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► August the 6th 2016 this hello internet [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► flag was flown onboard vc-25 tail number [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► two eight zero zero zero [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► callsign Air Force One from Joint Base [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► Andrews Maryland to Otis Air National [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► Guard base Massachusetts so this this [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► hello internet nailing gear was flown [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► aboard Air Force One Wow [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► which i think is pretty cool that is [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► pretty cool but like as if that's not [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► cool enough Chris was then because Chris [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► is obviously a member of the Armed [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► Forces and he was deployed elsewhere no [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► longer works with Air Force One and he [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► was sent to Afghanistan mm-hmm so we [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► can't say exactly what and where and [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► what he did for for operational reasons [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► hmm but it did also fly on a c-17 [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► Globemaster 3 and ac-130j cargo and [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► passenger aircraft used by the Air Force [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► and then it was dragged from pillar to [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► post around Afghanistan Wow [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► I say I'll send you a picture of Chris [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► holding the flag while deployed in [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► Afghanistan so this this flag [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► had some adventures that looks like a [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► flag and deployment that's for sure yeah [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► holy cow [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► big gun as well all sorts that's a cool [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► picture so they say there we go this is [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► a very special Nayland gear flag that [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► deserves full respect and should not be [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► allowed to touch the ground and I won't [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► touch the ground because he's had it all [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► framed up and the thing that's [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► interesting was he sent it from [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► Afghanistan so he had to find someone in [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► Afghanistan to do all the framing for [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► him and it's been amazingly well framed [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► by really professional so in some [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► village somewhere in Afghanistan he's [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► taken in this flag and said can you [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► friends and then he sent it from there [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► to me here in England mmm-hmm if this [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► flag could talk the stories it would [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► tell hey it's amazing this is this is [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► fantastic [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► okay I always love seeing the nailing [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► gear flag flying in crazy locations but [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► this really is a step further that is a [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► certificate of authenticity for Air [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► Force one and that's fantastic and in [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► this big box as well like it was full of [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► treasures mm-hmm good sent to you I'm [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► embarrassed to say he also threw in the [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► box as a little as a little wink-wink [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► extra and it's perhaps the thing that [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► excited me most a whole bunch of packets [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► of official President Obama peanut M&Ms [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► you know with the presidential logo and [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► stuff on them that you always hear about [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► so I've got official president M&Ms wait [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► I don't I don't know what do you mean [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► that the president has an individual [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► logo or you just mean the president's [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► logo no they make M&Ms and I also make [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► Hershey Kisses they make like little [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► packets of M&Ms for the president and [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► they come in like a little box with I [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► have never heard about this have you [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► know heard of this it's like a big deal [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► is that the sound of opening yeah [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► presidential M&Ms there Brady yeah and [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► here's the sound of me eating them [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► they're very old so I probably shouldn't [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► be doing this P here we go so it's it's [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► a Fox of M&Ms with the president's logo [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► and the president's signature below it [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► yeah so you have Barack Obama signed [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► presidential M&M Box I've never heard of [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► so is this something like they just pass [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► out on Air Force One I guess I think you [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► meet the president sometimes you get [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► them and they're like a little souvenir [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► yeah when you meet the president he [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► shakes your hand and he gives you like a [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► little wink and he slides you a box of [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► heaven hams as a little chocolate reward [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► I think that's kind of how it goes okay [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► I bet it has a stir stuff about it and [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► I'll send you one other thing that was [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► in the package which was also really [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► interesting it looks like those Hershey [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► kisses have a little American flag [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► wrapper the best flag the most love flag [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► in the world fantastic we'll come to [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► that in a minute no it is best flag most [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► love flag so the other thing and I've [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► just sent you a picture and these are [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► like velcro patches which have had [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► embroidered on them mmm one is the [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► nailing gear and one is the H I'll oh go [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► well you really did get a box full of [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► goodies I did but the thing about these [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► I said what are the pot with these [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► patches all about and what these are is [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► in the military you have unit patches [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► that you wear on your uniform that most [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► people also sneak on what they call [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► morale patches hmm which are usually [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► something he says in his email which are [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► usually something crude funny meaningful [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► or all of the above the Afghans on base [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► make custom patches so I thought it [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► would be cool to have the HIV egg and [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► logo made not the best quality but [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► unique so these are morale patches that [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► have been made in Afghanistan by Afghans [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► on the base for for our soldier I gotta [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► say I think in particular the nailing [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► gear makes a pretty badass morale badge [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► I guess that looks pretty awesome it's [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► cool it's cool so all these pictures of [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► this stuff are in the show notes for [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► people that want to look at them and [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► they're well worth a look it's [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► interesting [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► I'm glad you enjoy getting boxes of [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► treasures Brady when the operation [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► project working total volcán comes to [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► an end not only do I think Chris has to [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► get a medal he has to get whatever the [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► next one up is like with a cluster of [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► acorns or whatever they whatever the [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► upgrade is on a medal of honor yeah I [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► have to say this stuff is absolutely [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► fantastic [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► thank you yes thank you thank you very [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► much really enjoy it really enjoyed all [TS]

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00:21:26 ◼   ► supporting the show we talked about was [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► the American flag the most loved flag in [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► the world mmm by its people mmm [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► have you seen a lot of feedback on this [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► gray if you had any thoughts I think [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► some people sent some things in write [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► some limp noodle kind of responses of [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► like oh I think people really like the [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► flag of Denmark oh there's lots of flags [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► in the Isle of Man but like as far as [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► I'm concerned the volume of responses [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► that we got is an indicator that the [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► American flag truly is the most loved [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► flag in the world because if I think we [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► were doing it in the reverse way if we [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► were saying something like oh the Union [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► Jack is the most loved flag in the world [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► we would have heard from every American [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► alive there would have been just a [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► crushing tsunami of feedback so as far [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► as I'm [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► and the limited feedback on a couple of [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► minor suggestions of places that really [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► love their flag I'm not convinced I [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► don't think they anybody really sold [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► their point the American flag obviously [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► most loved flag in the world I have a [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► different perspective oh do you hmm [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► because I've seen a lot of feedback on [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► this mm-hmm [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► lots of people made the cases for [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► various flags sort of Canada came up [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► quite a bit [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► yeah Canada was probably the closest I [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► would say no no no no oh excuse me [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► excuse me [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► without doubt the people who made the [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► most noise and you're right because we [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► were using America as the start point [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► hmm we were less likely to have [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► Americans contact us that is a good [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► point you make but I'll come back to [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► that in a minute but without doubt the [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► people I heard from the most and the [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► people who made the most voice sephorus [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► case were Scandinavians from various [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► countries hmm Norway came up a lot [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► Sweden a bit and this is backed up very [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► much actually by the postcard referendum [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► because if you look at the front of the [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► postcards which we didn't do very much [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► during our count for obvious reasons [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► yeah many many Scandinavians sent [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► postcards that were just various photos [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► of their Flags mm-hmm and when I go [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► through them now for the podcast [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► postcard website I'm always seeing [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► Scandinavian Flags hmm but amongst the [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► feedback we got and you mentioned it [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► without doubt Denmark came up the most [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► often yeah that was the one that I saw [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► the most of I think Danish people [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► definitely love their flag I've been [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► I've been looking at a little bit and I [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► can see various reasons for it one is [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► and I didn't realize this apparently it [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► is the flag that holds the record for [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► being the oldest continuously used [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► national flag hmm which is I can see why [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► that's something that would take some [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► pride in mmm I think Denmark has a fair [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► claim to it definitely anecdotally and [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► you can read a lot about it and it's got [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► a name and they talk all about it [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► so maybe Denmark maybe Denmark when it [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► comes to the United States definitely [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► their Flags a big deal no no no I'm not [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► going to argue against that but for me I [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► could be wrong about this but I feel a [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► little bit like with Americans Americans [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► just love America so much and love being [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► American and they're kind of frustrated [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► that they need to find a way to show [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► their Americanists [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► that's what they use the flag for so [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► like I sometimes think that kind of over [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► love of the American flag and American [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► flags everywhere is is not so much a [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► love of the flag for the flag itself but [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► for just the love of their country [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► whereas the Denmark flag love does seem [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► a lot more disconnected from being [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► Danish and it's just we just think our [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► flag is beautiful and it's like got this [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► great history and we like using it for [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► decorating our Christmas trees and [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► things like that like they just like [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► their flag it's not you know Jenna [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► market where Danish [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► let's put Danish flags over everything [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► because we're the best country it's more [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► just we think our Flags beautiful and [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► it's got a great story in a great [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► history and I know America has a bit of [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► that too but America it's a lot more [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► used as just like this device for [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► showing their love of the country and I [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► think that's an important difference I [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► don't know man I feel like you're trying [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► to create another category here so that [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► you can have a win for Denmark like this [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► all like oh I'm going to I'm going to [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► come up with this thing about the Danish [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► people loving their flag is like an [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► independent thing separate from the [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► nation of Denmark as opposed to all the [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► Americans like I'm not buying your story [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► here Brady I do agree with you like [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► Americans love the American flag because [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► they love America yeah but that's what [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► this is right the flag is it's a thing [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► it's a literal flag to wave for whatever [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► team you're associating with that's what [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► it is [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► Chris but I don't think that's what the [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► Danish are doing I think they're a [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► little bit more dispassionate about it [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► well and I think they're more just we [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► think it's got a great story and we like [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► how it looks there dispassion sounds [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► like less intense love that's what it [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► sounds like yeah this they're they're [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► sitting in a cultural museum in [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► Scandinavia going quite yes about what a [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► lovely flag right but Americans I mean [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► they're they're plastering it all over [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► everything they've got pants with the [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► stripes [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► they've got funny hats I think the [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► American love is obviously the most [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► intense in the world for their flag I'm [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► gonna let it go [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► score one for Team America okay you can [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► have it [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► I don't agree and I think I could make [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► more points but maybe we'll save it for [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► another day because it's any follow up [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► now we talked about what does English [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► sound like to non English speakers a [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► good way of putting it which we didn't [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► put at the time but I think I've since [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► seen you put it [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► what does English gibberish [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► sound like mm-hmm and people sent us [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► various videos and gray posted a video [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► and I've seen all sorts of things but [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► there was one video that was sent by a [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► person who I don't know and I tried to [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► find out who it was because I wanted to [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► thank them but it's been lost in the [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► mists of time but they sent me this [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► video and I'm so glad they did because I [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► has become my one of my all-time [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► favorite YouTube videos and I reckon I [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► much must have watched it 20 times this [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► week it's a song by someone called [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► Adriano Celentano and and how would you [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► say the title of this song Brady [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► oh I'll pass on that yeah you gonna pass [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► cuz it spits it looks like a big [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► nonsensical word to me but this this [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► Italian guy apparently is like a really [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► big deal in Italy he's like this famous [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► actor director musician singer comedian [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► he sounds like he's a bit of everything [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► mm-hmm and this video is him it looks [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► like it was filmed this clip I've got [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► other it looks like it was filmed at [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► like some live TV show and yeah [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► performance where he's pretending to [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► kind of like be a school teacher in [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► front of a classroom which are all in [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► fact kind of you know dancing women at [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► desks hmm and he sings this song to them [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► and they sort of sing along as well and [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► it's English gibberish it's I read a [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► description of it somewhere where it was [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► basically he wrote this song from when [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► he was and he couldn't speak English but [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► he used to always listen to American [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► song Zulu and he sort of thought they [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► all kind of sounded a bit the same and [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► even though he didn't understand that [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► they had a sound to them and this is [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► huge making the sounds of American songs [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► and he sings this song on stage and I [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► bloody love it yeah I gotta say I hadn't [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► seen this before it is fantastic like we [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► got inundated with a bunch of different [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► versions of what does English sound like [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► videos and all of them are I mean [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► obviously I can't actually know because [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► I like English is the only language I [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► speak but a lot of them it doesn't sound [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► right to me or it feels like I don't [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► know how accurate that is like I'm just [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► not impressed with them mm I would say [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► that this video feels like it really [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► does capture something and I think the [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► fact that it's a song really helped [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► yes it's like allowing you to unfocus a [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► little bit on the words and go for the [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► sounds time [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► my head begin to go home Emma stay yet [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► because it's a really common thing [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► anyway for US isn't it Ted listen to a [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► song and not really and like you could [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► listen to a whole song and I could say [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► da RA what was that song about and [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► you're like oh I don't know I wasn't [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► really listening to the words like I [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► know it was in English because I heard [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► the odd word and I enjoyed it but I [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► don't know what it was about and I [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► didn't really hear it and that's what [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► this is like it's like you're listening [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► to it I can see really good song and [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► yeah it's English because he seems to be [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► saying the odd word that I hear is [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► English but when you sit there and say [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► what is he actually singing and listen [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► to it word for word [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► you realize it's just absolute nonsense [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► yeah so it's absolute genius and it's a [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► really cool song it is fantastic it does [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► have this weird quality of being like a [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► generic song like I feel like I've heard [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► this song a thousand times but this is a [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► new thing the video is also just bizarre [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► his mannerisms school girls the whole [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► thing has the quality of like am i high [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► watching this it's very weird but I [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► think that really adds to it and as an [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► English speaker this is the thing that [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► to me I feel like comes closest to [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► conveying a sense of what it must be [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► like to hear English if you don't [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► actually understand English and it's [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► interesting to hear you say that he [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► wrote it when he didn't speak English so [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► like thinking maybe that's partly what [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► captures it as well like he's just [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► trying to go for a song that sounds like [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► all of these things in the ears so it's [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► really fantastic it'll be in the show [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► notes and people should definitely check [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► it out it's worth watching as well as [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► just hearing it is worth watching he's [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► apparently his nickname Italy is molar [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► Giotto which means the flexible one [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► because it is dancing which makes sense [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► if you see he's dancing it's quite funny [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► but go on great be naughty you're going [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► to play a little bit of a higher [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► you know as soon as you get out of the [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► door every but I'm absolutely oh that's [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► fair use that's fair use I tell you I've [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► sat here watching it so many times I [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► love it I love it [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► you know CPR demand or every mother's [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► alive PPO so great I've got a bit of [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► follow-up that dates back to there must [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► be one of our first-ever episodes where [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► we talked about electricity in bathrooms [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► oh yeah do you remember this not really [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► no I was kind of banging on about [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► electricity I got even what we were [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► doing but I dare to say like just as a [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► slight side down here we have definitely [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► reached the point where just the past [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► couple days on Twitter people were [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► sending me things that were obviously [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► follow-up to the show and have like I [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► have no idea what you're talking about I [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► want you reverencing right is like we've [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► done it so long I'm getting follow-up [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► items for things like I don't remember [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► what I could have ever said on this [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► topic but obviously we discussed it at [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► some point in the past so this is [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► definitely falling into this category of [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► like electricity in the bathrooms how we [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► discussed that I'll take your word for [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► it well my memory was I was bigging up [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► the danger of electricity in bathrooms [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► and the danger that people could die [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► from the mixture of electricity and [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► water and you would you would [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► downplaying it that sounds like my [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► opinion yeah I'm not going to claim like [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► a one-off story changes anything there [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► was an interesting news story that lots [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► of people pointed out and because it [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► involved iPhones as well I thought it [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► was worth a nod and that was the story [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► of a man in the UK who has sadly died [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► while in the bath and he was [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► electrocuted by his iPhone which he was [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► charging and what I'm immediately [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► suspicious of this whole story oh no [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► this is totally legit it was like a [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► coronal in question that let me put it [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► this way it's not that I'm suspicious [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► that the story exert like I need the [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► details of this I'll give you some okay [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► what what exactly happened here he [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► plugged the charger into an extension [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► cord from the whole way and then rested [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► it on his chest while using the phone [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► okay so he's not actually using the [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► electricity in the bathroom he's [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► plugging into the electricity outside of [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► the bathroom yeah but I thought you said [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► it was I care to have electricity in the [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► bathroom in the UK I know there's a [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► whole bunch of like weird additional [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► requirements about like what electrical [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► sockets you could have in the bathroom [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► like this additional annoyances about [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► electricity in the bathroom at least in [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► the UK which [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► this guy was obviously circumventing by [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► bribing extension cord go use safety [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► measures there hell with this so he had [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► the phone on his light chest arm and [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► hand and part of it touched the water [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► and then he was really badly burned and [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► really badly injured and he died of [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► course so and it sounds like it was [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► pretty it was pretty horrific the [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► coroner said these seem like an oculus [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► devices but can be as dangerous as a [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► hairdryer in the bathroom they should [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► attach warnings I intend to write a [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► report later to the makers of the phone [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► okay yeah you yeah you do that buddy [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► yeah let's you know if I loved ever [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► warning on absolutely everything that's [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► what we need more more written warnings [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► that nobody pays attention to I mean I [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► think this I think this person was doing [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► a silly thing but as you know I'm very [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► paranoid about electricity in bathrooms [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► my question with this and the thing that [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► is confusing to me is where is the [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► circuit breaker in all of this I want to [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► know what was this cable plugged into on [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► the other end yeah and wasn't like a [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► pirate cable or was it like a legit [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► Apple one as well I'm not clear on I [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► think the UK fuses it up a bit too much [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► like there's a fuse in the plug head all [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► right there's a fuse in the circuit [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► breaker for your house like then there's [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► a fuse for the circuit breaker in the [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► room when you tell me that like a dude [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► is running a cable out of his bathroom [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► into some other thing and he [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► electrocuted himself to death I just [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► want to know where where was the circuit [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► breaker I think bathrooms I'm just [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► reading some comments under the story [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► now apparently bathrooms even in America [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► maybe have these super fast circuit [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► breakers ground fault circuit [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► interrupters which are faster and which [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► are handy for appliances and water and [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► because obviously he was circumventing [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► that by plugging it in outside the [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► bathroom he made matters worse for [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► himself so don't plug things into [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► electricity and lead cords into your [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► bathroom and then put the cord over the [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► lip of the bath into the bath full of [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► water you're lying in I think is the [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► take home message from that yeah maybe I [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► just I feel like there's some missing [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► piece to this story [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► like he was doing something dumber than [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► it sounds like just from this [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► description I feel like there's a [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► missing piece to this I'm not [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► encouraging that people do dumb things [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► electricity in the bathroom I've heard [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► like I'm not on the [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► opposite side of that I just feel like [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► there's something in this story that is [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► incomplete is this nagging feeling that [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► I have I don't know if someone was [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► charging their iPhone and so ultimately [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► the phone was attached in some way to [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► the mains electricity and they were in [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► the bath and the phone was anywhere near [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► the bath I would lose the plot I would [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► go crazy if I saw someone doing that so [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► you would obviously be a little bit more [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► relaxed about it yeah I'd be asking all [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► kinds of questions about like Oh to give [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► all the proper fuses in place how you do [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► okay I wouldn't worry anyway thanks to [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► everyone who also sent it to us it shows [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► that even things from episode I don't [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► know it must be one of the first few [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► episodes still coming up people have [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► good memories people have good memories [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► no it's not that people have good [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► memories Brady's that somebody is always [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► listening to the show right at that time [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► that's what's happening right it's not [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► that people remember it's it's this wave [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► of people who are working their ways [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► through the show from the beginning [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► that's what's it going there either the [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► day after this podcast goes out or just [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► when people are listening to it that [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► brexit the official notice is going to [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► actually be served supposedly on the [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► 29th of March brexit is going to happen [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► yep for real article 50 speed triggered [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► bricks is real this is a thing that I [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► was like very wrong about because I kept [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► personally thinking like there's no way [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► it's going to actually happen I was [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► expecting oh there's going to be delays [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► and delays forever [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► that's just like it's all words words [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► words until the thing actually happens [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► so this is a case where like the thing [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► is is definitely happening and I have to [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► say this like of this is this is a the [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► most surprising political thing to me [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► and it's like well I guess it's it's [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► really going to be here and I am [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► surprised and I also I also think I'll [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► put the link to Teresa's may Theresa [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► Mays interview about why Scotland [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► shouldn't have a independence referendum [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► now we look at the time grey no it's not [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► the time no now that the time we can't [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► have a referendum where you don't know [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► what the results are gonna be on the [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► other side Brady that would be crazy [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► Scotland wouldn't want to do that no no [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► not at all Scotland if you're listening [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► I'm [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► still saying I think you should run [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► right that's still my opinion like get [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► out while you can guys you know if [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► bricks it hadn't happened hmm [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► the campaign for another vote on it [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► would already be sort of starting right [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► yeah that's another phone just like how [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► Scottish independence didn't happen and [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► they found an excuse to discuss it again [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► in Australia when they wanted to become [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► a republic and it didn't happen you know [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► talk starts about doing it again and [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► stuff and it seems like when when change [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► doesn't happen you just start wanting it [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► but the minute we voted for change [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► there was no correspondence being [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► entered into about having a second vote [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► on that it's like we're doing it we [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► don't do that we're bristle the button [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► right now like it's a funny thing isn't [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► it's the same with all these things like [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► like the people don't accept the umpires [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► decision and then until and then when [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► the umpires decision goes a certain way [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► we like we all go crazy so there we go [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► we're leaving the EU so I still haven't [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► applied for my Irish passport I must do [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► that I forgot you were going to do that [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► yeah yeah my wife is busy working [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► through some UK citizenship papers like [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► Justin kicks um so yeah now we're trying [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► to or just have like working on a [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► contingency plan just in case so try to [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► make things nice and smooth I find it [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► amazing I find it amazing that you start [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► two-year process to leave and start the [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► negotiation with like no there's no [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► safety net or anything that's just like [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► you you're in the I can't imagine being [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► in a weaker negotiating position than [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► the UK is in like they're in there in [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► like such they got nothing I know [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► they've got is we buy a lot of German [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► cars that's all we've got and like you [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► know I don't think Germany's gonna give [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► us you know and Germany's that hasn't [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► got the final sad anything anyway so but [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► that's the only argument I ever hear for [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► Europe giving us any anything at all is [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► are they kind of need us because we buy [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► a lot of cars we don't buy that many [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► cars no it's it's astounding UK does [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► seem to be in a terrible negotiating [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► position ah like the worst ever [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► but too recently is still super [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► confidence [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► I hope she's right you know I hope she's [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► right I want to be really really wrong [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► on this I want that UK to do amazingly [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► well as an independent wales glint like [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► i hope [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► fantastically I think Teresa Mays in [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► such a strange position because I don't [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► think she's that passionate about it [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► like she was never she wasn't pro brexit [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► before the election but obviously it [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► made her prime minister because Carolyn [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► went it's a bit like if you it's a bit [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► like if I made a youtube video about [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► clouds mm-hmm and it got a hundred [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► million views and I began I began and I [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► became the cloud guy Brady Haran the guy [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► that made the hundred million view cloud [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► video what's he going to do next and [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► suddenly I would find myself having to [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► be like a cloud youtuber right and all [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► my videos are about clouds cuz it's what [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► made me and that's what's happened to [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► her she's like I know people that's [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► happened to essentially yeah this really [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► does happen on YouTube like yeah what [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► yeah this is you forever now you become [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► you become known for something so and [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► that's what's happened to her it was [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► cheap bricks it is her clouds video and [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► now she's like she has to just go all-in [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► yeah yeah it made me prime minister I [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► love bricks it we're gonna do it we're [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► going all the way even though she's not [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► that into it it's gonna be a fun two [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► years I'm sure it's gonna be car wreck [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► six months top will have it all wrapped [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► up negotiations will be done nice bow on [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► top of it the EU will be very happy to [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► work with us on all of our demands it's [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► going to be fantastic oh well you could [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► always move back to America it's great [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► over there or I can move to the EU [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► you've got options there's no more [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► english-speaking countries in the ae4 [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► there for you though is there Ireland [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► Ireland speaks English oh yeah and the [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► Netherlands speaks English much they [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► speak better English than us yeah [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► finally whenever I go there as far as I [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► can tell everybody speaks English yeah I [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► like touch people yeah Dutch people are [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► the best yeah hoggle slug fantastic two [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► thumbs up this episode has been brought [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► to you by fracture and today I'm going [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► to let you join me as I do some live [TS]

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00:43:04 ◼   ► for many years now [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► now you might recall he and I recently [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► went on a special trip to Russia and [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► we'd been talking about doing this for [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► many years it went really well and I [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► thought it would be nice to give him a [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► little memento of the trip I found my [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► favorite pick of him and me and we're [TS]

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00:44:09 ◼   ► can also do this from Facebook or [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► Instagram but I've got a photo in mind [TS]

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00:44:16 ◼   ► me and the two profs it was quite funny [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► actually when I asked to take the [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► picture professor or Ganesha and said [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► selfie with a thick Russian accent I [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► think he'd been roped into a few since [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► he's become that little extra it famous [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► now being asked to choose a size from [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► small through to extra-large I'm going [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► to opt for medium which I think will be [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► big enough to see but not too big [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► because the profs already got pretty [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► full walls now there's an advanced [TS]

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00:45:18 ◼   ► for ten percent off tell them hello [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► internet sent you and thank you to [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► fracture for supporting the podcast [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► should mps members of parliament in the [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► UK be allowed to have second jobs [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► because they do okay but but the reason [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► it's become a story in the last week or [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► two is the former chancellor of the [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► exchequer like the treasurer guy called [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► george osborne has just become funnily [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► enough the editor of a major newspaper [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► in London he's look growing industry [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► yeah he's been appointed editor of a [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► newspaper which in itself is full of [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► weird conflicts in there so I think [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► until now that until now I think people [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► have been kind of all right about MPs [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► having other jobs if they're like a [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► doctor or a lawyer or something but this [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► one like I think was a step too far so [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► that's the whole issue into the [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► spotlight but I find it completely [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► strange anyway that members of [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► parliament can even have other jobs like [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► it just says to make like being a member [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► of parliament doesn't shouldn't be a [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► part-time job to me it just makes it [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► seem like it's just a big soft job [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► anyway that you've got time to go and [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► you know you should be representing your [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► constituents and going to Parliament and [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► debating and voting and writing jobs and [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► really sorry you're so charming I feel [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► like I want to pat you on the head like [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► oh isn't that sweet like how much I mean [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► every everybody like has a bit spare [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► time in their job and daus's a bit but [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► actually having whole other jobs mm-hmm [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► like you know if I employed someone as [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► none as a you know a full-time filmmaker [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► for me and I found out on the side they [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► were also running a law practice I'd be [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► like I got a second what I thought you [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► worked for me so like to do it so [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► brazenly so I don't know and the [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► counter-argument is they think MPs need [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► to be diverse and understand the [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► the world works and therefore you should [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► just have career politicians [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► you should have people who know the [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► world so you want to encourage people [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► who have other jobs but that's okay I [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► want people to come from an interesting [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► background and have experienced the [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► world but the day you get elected I [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► think you should put that job on hold [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► and be working for the people for at [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► least four or five years [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► okay so here's question I don't know the [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► answer to this are there term limits for [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► MPS in the UK No okay so you could you [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► could theoretically be an MP for the [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► whole rest of your life yes huh [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► because I was thinking like oh if [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► there's term limits you know you have to [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► have you have to be prepared for the day [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► that you get voted out of office they [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► get great pensions I you know even if [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► they only one term though this they've [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► got a good pension for life they'd taken [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► care of yeah but I bet like I'm just [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► gonna I'm just going to suggest that [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► perhaps the kinds of people who become [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► politicians are ambitious people who [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► like to do stuff like I think that has [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► to just be part of your personality you [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► know no matter what you might think of [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► any particular politician I don't think [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► that they're a bunch of lazybones [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► all right so you're saying let them have [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► their cake and eat it too well if [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► there's no if there's no term limits I [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► think that actually does make things [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► ever so slightly different but I don't [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► know I I'm kind of with you I feel like [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► it's mostly an indication of what I [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► would kind of suspect that at least in [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► the UK like being a member of parliament [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► it's not actually a lot of time it's not [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► it's not taking up 70 hours a week if [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► you're also being a doctor on the side [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► right you're you're keeping up your law [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► practice I mean I guess what I'm [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► wondering here Brady is are you are you [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► going to be running as an MP and you [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► want to know if you can keep your [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► youtube job on the side I think if one [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► of us was going to become a politician [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► it would be you I think I think you [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► would be better at it [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► ie I could not disagree with you more I [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► would be the worst politic like no you [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► would be a better politician than I [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► would without a doubt no question about [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► you're such like you're an affable guy [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► everybody loves Brady you know you [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► shake people's hands you get stuff done [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► you like you're literally creating [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► manufacturing jobs in the United Kingdom [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► with the production of shoes III like [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► thank you sure yeah I would god I might [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► get voted in Northamptonshire now yeah [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► yeah I if you're you're halfway there [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► already I'm surprised you haven't been [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► elected or I couldn't be a politician [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► why why do you say that I'm too [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► passionate it's in that that seems like [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► it's a it's an advantage you get to give [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► like a 5 year to ask fiery questions [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► during prime ministers but I know it's [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► like but you also like you get asked [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► questions and I'd give the wrong answers [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► and you're thinking I don't politic I'm [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► not yeah I'm not careful enough you're [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► like more careful yeah see this is where [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► I have a totally disagree with you I [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► don't think that's the case I am [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► terrible with people I am not good at [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► negotiating I'm not good at working with [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► people you are good at negotiating and [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► you're not terrible with people like you [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► don't like it but when you have to do it [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► and like you know you go and give [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► yourself a little psych up in the back [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► room beforehand this is a Julia which [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► when you actually step out and do it [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► you're very good you're very charming [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► you're very entertaining and people that [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► you know people like talking to you [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► so you just have to give yourself you [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► just you just have to go and give [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► yourself a little psych up each time or [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► like have a little little nip of vodka [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► or something [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► Charlie either that sounds like a great [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► start to a political career [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► we Winston Churchill in no time maybe no [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► other of us can really be politicians [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► iced I I genuinely think you could do it [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► no I think if you put your mind to it [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► you could do it Brady I think because [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► you also have to get elected someone [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► someone could cut together 20 seconds [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► out of this podcast I'd be the most [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► unelected person ever hmm what do you [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► think about teachers ad teachers they're [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► basically babysitters crossed with [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► prison guards like okay whomp like there [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► goes a huge fortune yeah I guess you've [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► got some pretty bit of positions on a [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► few things but I'd be a problem [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► I'm sure the news media would love me [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► right oh the news I don't read it this [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► word looks like a great I can't wait for [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► all the good stories that are going to [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► come out to me in the media so that's [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► why I wouldn't have it I wouldn't have a [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► chance in the world of being a [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► politician and I also think I would be [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► too absolutely [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► terrible at it mmm Lana but for Brady I [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► think really could do it so sports ball [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► corner we didn't do one last time so [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► yeah we don't do one every time I think [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► this one has a better chance than usual [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► this one I think I think so because well [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► a it doesn't involve bowls and secondly [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► it doesn't involve the shaggy dog story [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► or a specific story okay it's more just [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► a general opinion all right because [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► there's been a lot of horse racing on [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► lately and horse racing is one of the [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► few sports that I I don't even consider [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► it a sport are there a lot of bins with [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► horse racing like is there yeah there's [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► like a peaks this is like peak season so [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► we just there's just being a thing [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► called the Gold Cup in Cheltenham and [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► stuff in the UK but aspire bias it's [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► it's been one of the big horse events of [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► the year so it's been in my face a bit [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► and let's take all my usual sport [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► sources like radio stations I listen to [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► in the car and stuff have been like [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► deluging me with horse racing which I [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► don't like because I don't think it's a [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► sport but I see a slight hypocrisy in [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► myself because I do consider motor [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► racing a sport and I love Formula one [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► hmm [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► but I can imagine some of the same [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► arguments that are used against the car [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► racing thing how sporty that is versus [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► horse racing where do where do you place [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► horse racing and car racing on the [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► spectrum of things that you consider to [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► be sport whatever sport means horse [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► racing seems like more of a sport at [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► least for the horses than car racing [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► well okay yeah for the horses I wasn't [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► really thinking the horses perspective [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► yeah but they're the ones doing the like [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► they're the ones doing the work well [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► they're not the ones getting all the [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► nice things it's not about that nice [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► things but it's like this sport right [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► it's like a physical contests you know [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► they consider horse racing to be just [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► like a horse sport and we're just [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► where's watching but I don't think the [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► horses know they're competing against [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► each other I don't this it's not [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► relevant is that not relevant the horses [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► the horses could lack consciousness at [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► all and I think it would still be a [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► sport right it's like a physical [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► competition between so we're forced so [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► if at the end of the month I said guess [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► what gray I just beat you in the donut [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► eating contest I ate four Donuts this [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► month [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► you ate three and you're like I didn't [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► know we were having a donut eating [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► contest I'd say it doesn't matter I [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► still won like you have to know you're [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► competing for something to be a contest [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► otherwise it's not a contest like okay [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► when I'm thinking I was I thinking like [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► greyhound racing you know where they [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► chase the little they chase the little [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► rag yeah well I don't don't start me on [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► that I don't think that's a sport I like [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► but I know people do but I have the same [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► problem with it like it so but you [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► consider horse-racing more of a sport [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► than car racing yeah more of a sport for [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► horses right but less of a sport for [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► humans probably well I mean you [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► obviously know horse racing has jockeys [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► don't you and trainers who train the [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► horses but yeah yeah that yeah there's [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► trainers there's there's jockeys hmm I [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► feel like the rare times I have ridden a [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► horse I'm very sore afterward so it's [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► obviously a physical activity it's not [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► like you've ridden a horse I can't [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► believe you've ridden a horse listen man [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► I've ridden horses you know where have [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► you ridden horses you know where you up [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► where you ride horses don't you don't [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► you worry about it look you know maybe [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► when you last ride a horse when did I [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► last ride a horse uh-oh I could probably [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► actually pull up the photo of when I [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► last wrote a horse I'm gonna say about [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► nine years ago it was the last time I [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► rode a horse god I was a little kid last [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► time I was on a horse like I was like [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► yeah but were you want like a horse or [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► were you on a pony like did you take was [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► like I was on a horse but they were like [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► four of them in a row tied to each other [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► I'm not no no no I've never like ridden [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► a horse like beyond just walking around [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► like like a sandy track inside a fence [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► I've never ridden a horse properly I [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► think I have no it sounds like you and I [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► had very different upbringings I've [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► written an elephant I have not written [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► an elephant I remember riding elephants [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► and I was about to go on this elephant [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► ride and at the start of the ride they [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► gave us like this huge bunch of bananas [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► and said you can go and feed the [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► elephant so I'm like oh because you're [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► such a nice elephant you're about to [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► give me a ride I'm gonna give you lots [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► and lots of bananas so I must have given [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► this elephant like the 40 bananas and I [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► don't know that's like nothing for them [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► and just as I was giving it the last [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► banana and it was taking it [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► it was like taking my final banana and [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► eating at this big lovely greedy [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► elephant they walked up to me with this [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► like second elephant that was like [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► desperately reaching out trying to get [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► my last banana but it was too late the [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► other one had got it [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► and it turns out this second elephant [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► was the one that was taking me on the [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► ride and this other one was just the one [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► that sits there and eats bananas because [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► it's nice and tame and the poor one that [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► was doing all the hard Yakka got no [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► bananas that I feel sad just listening [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► to that story [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► yeah this this just that I've never seen [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► a trunk look sad but it was quite [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► impressive so when was your last horse [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► ride he found the picture uh I wasn't [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► actually looking but yeah I think about [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► nine years ago that's probably not right [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► where were you uh I was out in Arizona [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► or New Mexico somewhere did like a like [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► a trail ride on a horse what kind of hat [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► were you wearing uh the coolest cowboy [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► hat imaginable did you really wear a [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► cowboy hat [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► I must have yeah cowboy hat boots champ [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► cappings chaps for the stirrups yeah did [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► you have a less oh yeah yeah I had a [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► less ooh as well there's all the all the [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► horseback riding gear it was great you [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► chewing tobacco no no it's out chew [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► tobacco that horse out know this look [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► I'm not just making up stuff here and [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► there would beat you in tobacco no [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► that's cool man [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► but anyway back to the main point Oh [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► racing sport for horses yes that's [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► that's my verdict here okay I don't [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► think this the horses need to know [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► they're competing for it to still be a [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► horse board all right so the other thing [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► I wanted to bring up and this is another [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► thing that's been in the news bit lately [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► weird where do you stand on eSports [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► because this is there's been a lot of [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► debate lately about whether eSports or [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► sport or not because some some like the [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► world's best eSport computer game person [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► recently got like the same high-level [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► exclusive visa for the US that athletes [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► get yeah the eSports thing I find kind [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► of fascinating why am I not surprised [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► well no just to be clear I don't [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► actually really I don't follow esports [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► in any way what I find [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► fascinating about it is that it has all [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► of the trappings of real sports right [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► like there's something endlessly [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► hilarious to me about watching say a [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► Starcraft game and hearing that like the [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► sports commentators doing like the [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► sports commentator voice and and it I [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► don't know there's something that's [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► super funny about that to me I think [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► that's a much more interesting question [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► than the than the horses because I feel [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► like you need to have some kind of [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► physical components to a sports and if [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► you've ever seen what the best in the [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► world eSports guys are doing I think you [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► can make a real argument for it's a [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► tremendous physical skill like their [TS]