Roderick on the Line

00:00:04 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Merlin has gone super good sir Lee [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► oh nice just barely had time to splash [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► some water on my face and eat half of a [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► cold sausage hmm it's kind of Dickensian [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► hmm please sir they have some more cold [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► sausage hmm careful what you ask for [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► with the Jew Fagin okay here's a [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► question for you yes this is probably [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► actually a question for Don Schaffner no [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► I'm happy to speculate how long can you [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► leave up like a pan of cold grease on [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► the stove before the grease goes bad [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► before it gets rancid [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► strictly speaking as always it won't [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► thinking there's two angles here one [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► angle is that like you made some lamb or [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► something okay well how many days is it [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► before you really want to be careful [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► that you don't put your spoon in there [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► and accidentally lick it well I don't [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► think it's I don't think it's gonna go [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► bad in the sense of it was hazardous [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► like you wouldn't want to like pour that [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► into a coffee cup and then like you know [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► drink out of it I'm not sure that [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► hazardous is the is the standard I think [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► it is more it's more taste whether it [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► becomes because you know butter sits out [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► it never did it's not gonna get where's [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► my part - my part - was that like I'm [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► used grease I'll reuse I'll reuse some [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► grease all uh si I've recently moved to [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► lard and as when I use the hell out of [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► some grease yeah exactly I think that [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► used to be like a tradition and we used [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► to keep it I remember in the later parts [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► of my youth we kept um we would pour [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► bacon grease into a coffee can Moses so [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► we could throw it out but I think I [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► suspect that had its origins in we're [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► gonna put this in here and then reuse it [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► oh yeah for real [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► what was so yeah they my mom always had [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► didn't just throw perfectly good grease [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► away my good pal Bob wood up in Alaska [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► easy down the mo with the mom [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► Bob had the mom she lifted a bookcase [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► this may be our and drank laps on sushi [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► T yep that's right that's Bob's mom got [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► your cut I love MA here so good bye good [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► yeah yeah [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► Oh Bob wood used to keep you know he had [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► a big he had like a like a 10 gauge or a [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► 12 gauge cast-iron pan that he left on [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► the stove at all times and it always had [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► an inch of grease in it serve you know [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► maybe not an inch but like a blue cover [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► the bottom though no no thicker than [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► that yeah you know it was like a it was [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► let's say between a centimeter and a [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► half an inch of of bacon grease was [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► always sir coagulated in this pan and [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► when when he would because he you know [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► all these guys up in Alaska they're all [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► fishermen he would get some five pounds [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► of halibut cheeks or something some guy [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► would come into town and he'd be like [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► hey Bob I'll trade you five pounds of [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► halibut cheeks for two gold pans and a [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► pickaxe and so that's why I was [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► interested in the community yeah yeah [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► Bob would have all this fish all of a [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► sudden and so he'd throw the halibut [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► cheeks in the in the bacon grease and [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► cook em right he wouldn't just throw [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► them in there and leave him there for [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► the afternoon he heated up snot [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► coronating them no he's cooking them and [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► they were the bet you know that's the [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► best way to cook fish of course is [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► flash-fried and some hot bacon grease [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► and then he would turn the the studied [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► turn the the gas off and then the grease [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► would just stay there he would pluck the [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► fish out it's not like you ever the [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► grease was just there and so I never I [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► wasn't living with Bob I never said like [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► how often do you turn this grease around [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► but then I thought about it and a lot of [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► people in Alaska had a pan of grease on [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► the stove so anyway I've been adopting [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► this lately and but I just I need some [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► guidelines [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► because I don't want to be making some [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► classic mistake I don't want it to be [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► one of those situations like you know [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► when I used to drink heavily [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► I'd go out drinking every night and some [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► friend of mine would always come with me [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► and I just assumed that all my friends [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► drank every night when in fact they just [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► really they got super fucked up one [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► night a week with me oh you were there [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► weekend but I was I said right I was [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► there weekend but I was doing it seven [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► nights a week mm-hmm you but I would um [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► pray at this point I was pro and I but I [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► was confused because there was always [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► somebody with me and I figured everybody [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► was doing it [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► but now they all had jobs and I don't [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► want it to be one of those situations [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► where as soon as I leave they dump the [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► grease out but and then I come back and [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► there's a new pot of grease because they [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► made bacon that morning I understand I'm [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► thinking oh shit there's they're just [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► leaving this grease around for for weeks [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► and months and you and one of your [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► despite any other side effects of your [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► profession you I believe you said you [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► never you weren't much of a blackout guy [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► like you would still remember lots of [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► things about what happened Oh me as a [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► yeah no no I never blacked out that's [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► why I'm mentioning again because that's [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► that's quite a performance [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► characteristic that's that's very [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► unusual [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► I didn't blackout and I hardly ever [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► vomited I've just when rare occasions [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► would would vomit but even in those [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► situations I would usually sort of [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► excuse myself from the table go outside [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► vomit like like a rhinoceros would vomit [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► like standing up beer still in hand and [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► then go back in and sit back down at the [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► table and say like where were we [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► it was a great advantage it was a great [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► advantage if that had been a competitive [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► sport you know what I mean like there [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► are people that can run I'm a great [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► vomiter four-minute mile I'm a really [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► gifted vomiter is that right yeah I [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► don't get to use it as much as I would [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► like uh it's I don't know what it is [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► because it's funny it's one of those [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► things where uh you know when you're a [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► kid like obviously to me hypodermic [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► needles were the height of fear [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► hypodermic needles and corporal [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► punishment were the two things I'm most [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► feared I never got the second and I only [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► very occasionally got the first but it [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► was like a guiding principle [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► my life is I don't want to be hurt yet [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► but but you know a far third was [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► probably I didn't want to vomit I little [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► kids don't like to vomit no no at some [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► point and it wasn't even a drinking [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► thing I just at some point I just got [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► really good at vomiting I like I want to [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► let God I just accepted it and I just [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► said this is a thing we're gonna do it [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► I've said this to you before I believe [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► but I think one problem is that people [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► don't like nausea but the nausea just [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► makes them more anxious about vomiting [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► when really want to just get it over [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► with [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► that's what a pro does uh I should have [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► taken that advice a couple of weeks ago [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► I had him I went out got a burrito in [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► Portland Oregon at two o'clock in the [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► morning and night greet him a night [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► burrito and it was you know it was a [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► perfectly respectable place in Portland [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► that I'd been before but it's a you know [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► it's a shabby late night burrito but I [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► got the one that you know I did what I [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► do right I ordered a little bit off menu [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► and even as I was eating it I was like [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► this is the wrong choice not not not [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► because there was anything fishy about [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► the burrito but it was just like this is [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► the wrong choice you don't need to eat [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► this burrito at 2:00 in the morning but [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► you know it's we're party and I'm [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► showing off look what I can do listen [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► it's not like you everybody Subway [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► sandwiches over soon you gonna finish [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► that no I'm not going to finish that [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► we're standing over it super high I took [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► the liberty of ordering one of each of [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► the Subway sandwiches you know they've [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► got 14 I ordered want to be I got a [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► flight of subways and I would say was [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► for the table but there's no table [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► because we're sitting over sewer we're [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► standing on a sewer that's hearing me [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► Jonathan Coulton pollen storm probably [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► uh no drew drew drew his armies yeah I [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► don't think I'm not sure pollen storm [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► you know usually those guys storm likes [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► to stay out late Paul likes to get home [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► back to the hotel he's got things to [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► take care of he does he's got anybody [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► else Drive he wants to Skype home anyway [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► so then the next day I had nausea oh no [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► from your night three toe and all day [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► long I [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► the nausea oh I drove back from Portland [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► to Seattle the entire way just like [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► speeds are sweat just dripping down the [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► sides of my face just like I am I am [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► gonna you know because I have a very [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► good Constitution in the sense that I [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► can eat poisonous food and survive it's [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► like The Princess Bride you've been [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► practicing your whole life our whole [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► life right now is Ida Kane like even [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► you've been taking little bits so that [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► you go up against you know the Sicilian [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► when death is on the line that's right I [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► have I have inured myself to Ida Cain [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► and also to ecoli and also to whatever [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► else we can I can eat I can eat almost [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► anything and I said you know this [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► burrito is not gonna get the better of [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► so all day I'm just oh I've just feel [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► awful sweat and just blue green around [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► the gills and by the time I get to my [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► house I'm really incapacitated by food [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► poisoning and not acknowledging it and I [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► get into the house and I'm just I have [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► this I guess I I thought of you [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► what would Marilyn do mmm WWF MD mmm PE [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► well Marcus Welby MD let's pull it and [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► uh and so I went into the bathroom and [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► then boy hmm did I did I let fly and and [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► you know I felt uh I felt better I felt [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► no longer that feeling of nausea that's [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► come on it can be a kind of relief cuz [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► you like alright it's finally happening [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► it was except that I think by incubating [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► the food poisoning for an entire day but [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► you know like by will I could have [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► thrown up at 9:00 in the morning you [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► know by spending all day really really [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► really integrating it into my whole [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► corpus well the things when you when [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► you're sick whether you this goes for [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► downstairs basement situations too or [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► upstairs situations is that you are [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► you're there you're going to be there [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► for as long as this thing needs to do [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► what it's going to do there are no there [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► are really not any shortcuts that I'm [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► aware of because like even if you had [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► vomited at 9:00 a.m. that's no guarantee [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► you wouldn't still be vomiting all day [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► long you're [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► writing that initial vomit but it's [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► going to work its way through your [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► system one way or another and you just [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► have to decide in your case you decide [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► to fight it and drive sweaty but yeah [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► that's part of what makes it you're [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► really in its thrall you know you'll get [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► to post bail and get out of nausea well [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► and this is one of the things that I I'm [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► not a hundred percent certain if I [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► didn't make it a thousand times worse to [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► the incubating it incubated and then I [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► was sick for three days which is a lot [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► longer than you should be normally sick [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► on food poisoning right you should be [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► able to kick it in a day but I continued [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► to really struggle and I think it's [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► because you know rather than rather than [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► get this stuff out I let it get in there [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► and just you know set up housekeeping [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► and rent a trailer and you know those [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► guys were I'll cook up utilities and [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► basic cable yep yeah yep they have their [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► did their their dish yes yeah so uh I [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► should have just should have just taken [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► it take you know taking the axe to it [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► let me tell you if there's anything it's [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► dawn and Ben right from from doctor [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► doctors dawn and Ben there's anything [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► that I've learned it's made my life more [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► complicated it's it's food safety is it [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► turns out business there's all the [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► stutters I think you've been on their [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► program I've been this is what's called [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► food safety talk we both been on there I [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► really enjoyed it [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► uh the thing that I feel like I'm [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► learning from them is that like it's [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► sort of one of those everything you know [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► about food is wrong type situations [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► because the primary one being and I we [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► discussed this at length when I was on [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► their show and I think you might have [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► discussed this but there's that whole [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► idea this is this matrix of what makes [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► food safe in terms of how hot you cook [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► it how long you cook it and there's this [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► this amazing graphic that Ben showed me [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► of because I'm a sous vide guy right [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► that's the thing where you vacuum up [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► food and then you cook it in a warm bath [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► um that's very specific temperature and [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► you vacuum it up I'd pop for the vacuum [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► thing and it was really worth it you [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► could do in a ziplock bag too but the [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► basic idea when we first hear this this [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► sounds mental but you get this thing [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► looks like a lightsaber you stick it in [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► water and you say I went and get this [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► water - exactly [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► 132 degrees now I've I've aged [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► dried and prepackaged really nice rib [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► eyes with time and the whole nine I've [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► got it in a little plastic bag I pulled [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► that out at you ready for this [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► brace yourself I pull this out of the [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► freezer you take that out of the freezer [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► you did not hear me wrong 132 degree [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► water you forgot it's not very hot I [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► mean most will tell you like usually for [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► like a this is fascinating steak talk [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► but a lot of times when you think of a [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► medium-rare and there's so many ways to [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► get a medium-rare wrong that's what I [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► want about one somewhere in the low one [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► 40s usually like oh right yeah I think [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► it's not usually no hard like a 142 and [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► what do they tell you you're cooking [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► chicken you're cooking pork chops it's [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► got to be 160 because it's not 160 [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► you're gonna die with pork worms oh [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► isn't that what they tell you that's all [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► the time all the times I've had pork [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► worms okay let's go this is where you [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► get into the turns out though because [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► guess what I do I throw frozen meat in [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► plastic into a warm bath 132 degrees not [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► what your mutts I heard talk about [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► boiling a bag it's like about on a bag [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► but it's not boil its bag no boil it's a [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► delicious rib eye and then you know what [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► I do I tell my dingus I say remind me to [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► take out steaks in two hours so you [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► think I would have left the time off of [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► there first of all but but but assume [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► let's assume that you like the taste of [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► time oh you don't like see people have [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► strong feelings cilantro rosemary thyme [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► people have strong feelings I feel like [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► time is the stuff that that you smell [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► when you're walking through Joshua Tree [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► like when you're walking through the [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► desert somewhere and you're kicking up [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► brush yeah I she smell I don't want that [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► put on my steak okay I'll leave it off [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► yours all right so there's so much about [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► this that is bananas so first of all the [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► fact that you would have meat that 132 [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► degrees sounds crazy and the way that [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► you would cook a steak for two hours [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► sounds mental well that you would be [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► using the lightsaber at all in this [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► process my saber it's plugged in in the [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► water you're putting electric in the [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► water and then fort you put frozen meat [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► in but long story short probably too [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► late the thing is 132 for if you do it [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► long enough kills and please do your own [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► due diligence don't die from what you [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► hear on a podcast but the idea is that [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► you don't need to cook pork to 160 I [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► cook pork to 140 to come on and and the [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► thing is you do it long enough it kills [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► the pathogens and the thing is mainly [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► the longer you leave it in [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► more it becomes it's sort of like when [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► you um smoke or slow cook pork over a [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► long time it gets kind of you get that [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► kind of pulled pork sort of thing so if [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► you put your ribeye in there you could [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► put it in there for 24 hours you could [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► put a rib roast in there but if people [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► to steak in for 24 hours it would still [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► be medium-rare it would just be kind of [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► mealy and that the physics of that which [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► I don't begin to understand but it has [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► been explained to me and I still don't [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► understand it [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► all I know is that knee of two years ago [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► the idea of taking frozen steak and [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► throwing it into a bathtub 132 degrees [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► for two hours is the crazy idea in a bag [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► yeah but it but it does works but this [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► is where you get into the turns outs and [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► this is where we get into your grease [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► specifically yeah I'll bet you there's [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► it turns out - how long to keep the [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► grease if I have my druthers it would be [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► like McDonald's I would just have grease [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► sitting around like Bob all the time you [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► know good to go hmm let me get back to [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► the steak in a bag thing it does not [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► sound like you would have a very [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► appetizing outside it does not yeah so [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► that's where you go to the next level [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► yeah so as you know we basically live in [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► a hovel built in the 20s but we do have [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► arranged a little describe it as a [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► hobble but yeah I like our house um you [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► uh so what you do is you take it out you [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► dry it thoroughly at this point you [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► don't really have to let it set up you [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► talk about Pat it dry with some towel I [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► do some paper towels on either side and [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► then you it you get the oil of your [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► choice the lubricant of your choice you [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► might call it let's call it bacon grease [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► and a pan for me it's lard okay I've [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► gone down on lard where do you buy lard [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► a local grocery store made by the I [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► think made by the armored company Oh [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► all right Beast can you see this large [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► okay this can be show notes you see this [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► lard and you're gonna oh yeah that lard [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► I'm gonna talk about no vegetable stuff [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► ain't talking about no Crisco I'm [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► talking about Mountain tikka [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► I'm talking to get armored lard and your [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► edits are more right arm is on the wall [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► it's from the from the French yeah [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► remember when they have a website [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► discover the lard of difference hmm this [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► is that a pun [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► discover the lard of difference discover [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► the lard difference Oh [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► the lard difference back to basics being [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► a trusted family tradition to your kit [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► this is the lard [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► from the stone and ye shall be King of [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► England you can have to save versus the [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► lot of difference um but uh well I'm [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► really fascinated by this nice essential [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► link oh no on the armor site maanteeeca [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► maanteeeca in espanol and I'm just real [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► quick real quick side road I don't want [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► to derail our conversation that's so on [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► track but this started for me when I got [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► I got a blue apron and the blue apron [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► was to make some kind of like a [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► delicious Mexican dish with carnitas and [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► it comes with the tiny little you know [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► like if you get like if you make [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► cinnamon rolls at home and you get the [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► jizz and a little package like they give [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► you a little jizz sized package of lard [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► to cook the carnitas with and I was like [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► lard that's not very healthy man I did [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► it and it was fantastic it browned up [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► really well in the pan and that's why I [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► use it for the stick so you Pat your [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► steaks well I'm going right here to if [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► on the armor site yes one of the top one [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► of the top navigation bars is why lard [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► my lard question mark you get down you [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► get in there discover the lard [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► difference it's better for you it has [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► better taste and better results lard is [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► better it seems so obvious now pure [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► natural goodness that's why your [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► grandmother's grandmother trusted lard [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► oh they're dropping some science on us [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► bring out the big guns of grandmas [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► Lauren not not because your [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► grandmother's grandmother didn't have [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► anything but lard it's because he knew [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► it was pure natural because about the [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► lard difference yeah the lard difference [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► so you patted it dry yeah now you don't [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► want us to get too hot but I will I will [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► go to a medium setting which is still [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► pretty hot especially if you're cooking [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► with maanteeeca [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► and so so you got your sticks it's it's [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► the heated up your oil of choice your [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► lubricant of choice and then you gently [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► put it in there now here's what I do [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► here's a life hack I have an old a [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► cast-iron pan that you know got kind of [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► janky but I keep it around as a pressing [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► pan look I put I put I put a stake with [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► the with them on take off the lard into [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► the new lodge cast-iron pan I use the [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► Old Lodge cast-iron man I put on top [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► like a brick like you'd make a chicken [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► a brick I press it down you sit under [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► when you had chicken under brick this [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► show is going off the rails no no no [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► people I I happen to know from feedback [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► the people love when we talk about food [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► and recipes that is that something gets [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► under the grandmother's grandmother [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► taught you checking under names like the [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► chicken difference and then see it [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► within like let in less than two minutes [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► you get a great sear that does not [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► overly medium a fie the right next to [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► the delicious medium-rare nests oh [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► that's the other thing with this cooking [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► in the sous-vide is it is uniform every [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► single cubic millimeter of that steak is [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► exactly the same doneness [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► but then you sear it at the end you want [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► a little bit extra kosher salt or what [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► would have you you can use butter you [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► can use whatever you want steak and [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► butter pretty good and you've got [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► yourself now at this point I will drop [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► that into some aluminium foil I'll fold [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► it up and I'll let it set up a little [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► bit I'll finish the sides because as you [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► know I like all my food to be hot and [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► finish at exactly the same moment cotton [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► finish got the Merlin man different [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► Dustin bulbous so then that's that's all [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► time that's right the mascara snake uh [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► okay we might be a little off the rails [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► and I still gotta talk to you about the [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► beetles and I still talk to you about [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► parking so we have a lot to talk about [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► today this can be a very little the [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► thing is there's a lot of new beetles [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► news which we can't always say no it's [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► such a you know a week for the beetles [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► but you have to be awesome [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► okay uh I say something me okay good you [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► fussed out a minute but you're back yeah [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► you fuzz doubt - oh no no I exciting [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► gonnigan hacks we gotta act you think [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► it's the Russian hackers it's ransom [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► where are they taking our our social [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► security number Nana Ford I'm gonna use [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► domain tools to get to the bottom of [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► this oh I'm in I cracked the encryption [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► there's green letters on my screen or in [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► hmm so that's how you make a stake and [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► so here's the thing though I think we [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► should probably reach out to friends at [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► the show doctors dawn and Ben and ask [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► them for their opinion and now do we [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► want to pose this in a specific way is [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► it a question of how long how long is it [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► safe for me to leave bacon grease in the [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► pan and how long is it safe for me to [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► reuse it is that kind of the question [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► well but I think I think that my [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► suspicion is that the word [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► that the word we're looking for is not [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► safe because I think the darts are moves [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► like is it proper yeah or yeah basically [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► sound it's gonna be one of those things [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► that they you know the my experience of [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► talking to those guys about food safety [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► was pretty much first of all every time [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► I said is it safe to eat this one of [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► them would say yeah [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► yes and the other would go mmm no hmm [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► and it kept flip-flopping between the [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► two of them and the lesson the ultimate [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► lesson was in every situation you have [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► to make a judgment call it's not one vet [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► that's the thing is turns out there's [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► not one vector to this right is it safe [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► for me to eat is it safe for me to eat [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► right now do I choose to take the risk [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► of eating this because what they said [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► was everything you put in your mouth so [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► there's some risk like you know somebody [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► could have pooped on your popsicle sale [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► okay is it safe this thing's been frozen [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► for a month is it safe to eat the easy [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► answer is yes but the huge asterisk is [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► well what happened to it before it was [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► frozen mmm right [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► right what if somebody put that chicken [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► under a brick if so I put these open [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► under a brick might be half a cock in [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► there you don't know you don't you don't [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► want to be putting that in your mouth [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► just because somebody said see this is [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► the this is this is the problem with the [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► internet so I don't know a lot of time a [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► lot of times when I have a piece of food [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► that I have left out too long and I [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► think this food is now into this range [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► of like is this been sitting out too [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► long I'll put it in the freezer and I [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► figure if I leave it in the freezer for [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► a month by taking your severed finger [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► and putting it in a box of band-aids put [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► in freezer for a month without a week [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► the freezer will do something I don't [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► know what and but what's the primary [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► thing the freezer will do is cause me to [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► forget that is out on the counter for [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► too long yes and it will make the choice [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► for me because when I find it in there [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► later I'm gonna be like oh I didn't know [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► this was in here right and then I'll [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► make it out and and it'll be trouble [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► free so you need to go ahead and make it [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► though because I forget I forget that I [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► put it in there because it had been [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► sitting out on the counter I don't I [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► know all along when I'm doing it's not [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► the way my wife basically when she saves [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► any tiny bit of food so he basically a [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► garbage plus a plastic bag [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► you know nobody's gonna eat that last [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► you know chicken leg or the wing or [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► whatever like the right of burnt wing [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► like why are we keeping this I don't [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► want to waste food we'll know you're [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► wasting food and a bag in that case it's [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► like just I just had a glimpse inside [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► your marriage it's so beautiful [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► I like so much about my marriage yeah [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► now you're wasting food and a bag but [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► loved I really am a joy to have around [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► Stella Sora breakfast treats wanna be [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► down there not on this thing like the [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► river boy stop what are you doing [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► breakfast yeah Stella d'Oro [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► we're doing somebody else's bit but like [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► this is still a thing I do like the [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► easily 5 to 60 times a day I walk by the [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► cat and she's just sitting there in the [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► hallway staring she's sitting on her [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► cushion by the heater cuz she's an old [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► frail lady I look her I go what are you [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► doing ha ha my family's to stop doing [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► that you're scaring her and the cat [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► looks me like what right Stella d'Oro [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► breakfast treats yeah no the cat knows [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► cat knows melador Oh breakfast chance [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► you know you know I would album so much [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► there's so much on that this we're [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► talking about feeling kind of Patton and [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► I well I think first comedy wall long [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► time ago there's much on there that is [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► not for sensitive ears uh but boy is [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► that funny yeah I there's a website that [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► I let me recommend it to you guys yeah [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► it's called folk streams dotnet folk ok [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► Volk streams net ok and it's a place [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► where all of the documentary films about [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► American roots cultures are archived oh [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► my gosh like an it's it's like a free [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► it's a net it's an it's a I feel like [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► I've been to this site National Preserve [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► of all these documentaries made in the [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► 70s I think I think I watched a movie [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► here recently yeah it's just like [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► whatever happened to the paddlewheel [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► steamer well this is where this is where [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► I got a copy of talking feet solo [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► southern dance bucks my foot and tap and [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► because you know why this is [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► an important substrata of a very [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► important movie uh what's it called [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► dance and rebel yet with a guy with the [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► cost of sunglasses you ever seen that [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► movie oh gosh this is a terrific I'm [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► sorry I'm taking you off folks dreams [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► yeah talking feet I wish we had shown us [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► I would put it in go Google talking feet [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► solo southern dance buck flat foot and [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► tap and it's an amazing documentary I [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► think she came out in mid 80s but was [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► made in the early early 80s and it's [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► just documenting these very very old men [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► who do that southern like tap oh yeah [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► but like oh yeah well it's like let's [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► like locking it's not a group it's it's [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► a solo performance but these guys are [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► amazing and they just live out in the [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► sticks and they're incredible well I'm [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► sorry folks dreams net folks rooms done [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► that so if you want it like I'm just [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► scrolling down here it's like Edie Prez [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► Mel the dulcimer maker or ironworking [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► yeah finish Americans a 1982 portrait of [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► finish American culture in Upper [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► Michigan Florida shrimping traditional [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► man some change here's some Gandy [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► dancers more Gandy dancers Gandy dancers [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► are that uh you know they're like that [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► they're singing singing as they as they [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► as they build railroad tracks 1978 [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► documentary mermaids frog legs and [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► fillets it's about basically about hip [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► hop on the streets in 1978 yeah alright [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► so anyway so I am on here a lot and I [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► was watching a movie about the decaying [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► so this movie was made in about 1981 or [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► 82 and it's a guy that's like there used [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► to be a lot of Irish in the Bronx but [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► the Irish are getting pushed out so I'm [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► gonna go around all the Irish par all [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► Irish bars and I'm gonna talk to all the [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► Irish guys what are you doing and so [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► walking over and watching this movie and [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► he's just it's it's you know the guy [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► like he rode his narrative out before [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► you know he doesn't boys over narration [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► and he's a real Irish poet so as his [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► narration is very colorful language in [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► his and but he goes to these bars in [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► this hall as you can imagine cops and [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► firemen and then a bunch of people from [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► the old country who [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► who've been living in the Bronx since [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► the 40s and I'm like this part of the [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► Bronx is not a part of New York that I [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► know mm-hmm and so I started looking up [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► to start looking into this part of the [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► Bronx and you know I bet like you've [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► been all around it but just sort of [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► didn't realize like oh I guess this was [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► the center of mean if you go to this [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► part of the Bronx arrggh [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► there's 400 Catholic churches all [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► involved you know within 10 blocks [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► anyway the Stella d'Oro Factory was [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► right there that's where they made him [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► no kidding and then just recently they [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► were purchased by you know by Armand or [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► by Armand Hammer or somebody buy buy a [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► big breakfast cookie yeah that's right [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► and then they then there they moved it [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► there moved their manufacturing to the [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► Alamo or something in that it's all it's [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► kind of the reverse it's like New York [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► City accepts reverse you watch so much [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► of the same TV like that I Texas New [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► York City get a rope it's my turn to [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► operate I'm the sole survivor so anyways [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► that you spend hours and hours on this [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► because it's it never gets here there's [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► Morgan Sexton the Bull Creek banjo [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► player of course [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► oh wow mouths music I highly recommend [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► this a boot camp count off-chance [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► jumprope rhymes and carny barks are [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► featured in this fast-moving sampler of [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► proto music wow that made me kind of [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► tingly right boot camp count off-chance [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► jumprope rhymes and card you can't count [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► off chance boot camp that's like camp [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► rat laughs had a good job at I left [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► right left [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► they call it attic cadence we used to do [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► those when I was in military school [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► c-130 on taxiway tear morphing she's [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► gonna jump today sound off 1 2 sound up [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► p4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 hmm we should start [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► our own paramilitary unit that let me [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► hear one of your let me hear one of your [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► count offs I don't know [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► until let's see I'm trying remember [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► confusing it with Full Metal Jacket but [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► I this is 1979 I was hearing these yeah [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► we had lots of body Cadence's and body [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► camp songs a lot of songs about vaginas [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► there was a lot of references to vaginas [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► even though none of us had ever seen [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► vaginas your time body like B aw aw [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► maudey but e body body body but where [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► are we um night burrito grease dawn and [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► bend gun we've gotten all the way to we [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► have two beetles and parking yet I think [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► so I think we got real real close to the [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► bueno we're here at we're mouth music [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► here's op lair the sled maker I can [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► leave this I see the problem is I [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► prepared a little bit for this because I [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► had an experience yesterday with parking [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► it's not nearly as interesting as [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► talking about the Beatles oh but I just [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► I feel like I had to tell you this you [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► don't usually take notes so let's hear [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► it's quick it's just yeah I don't want [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► take us off Beatles but I just want to [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► say like okay so yesterday as you record [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► this it was today's Memorial Day thank [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► you for your service yesterday was the [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► day before Memorial Day we went down to [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► Santa Cruz go to the beach boardwalk [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► we're gonna you know go on some rides [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► get ripped off by some games just have a [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► little little very short fun family day [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► and of course it's the day before [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► Memorial Day so the place is mobbed and [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► this place was never meant it's [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► basically like a small coastal [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► residential neighborhood where someone [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► built a boardwalk that now is like a [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► small theme park and it is not it is not [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► like arriving at Disney World like a [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► full teenage vampires - right yes [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► skateboarding vampires many of them [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► teens it's real sketchy it's got that [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► kind of like beach sketchy feeling [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► anyway long story short it's packed the [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► parking is it takes us you know 45 [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► minutes just to get from like from [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► somewhere to like finding parking [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► there's parking lots tiny parking lots [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► we finally find a parking space the Sun [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► is blaring down I don't know why I'm [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► telling you this except I think you'd [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► appreciate it we arrived there we park [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► oh god we got a space there's a meter [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► alright let's go run our card through [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► the meter because try put your card into [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► the meters at well up to a 12-hour [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► parking meter pretty great [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► try to get your card in card doesn't fit [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► this does not take credit cards okay [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► I'll take quarters well we're going to [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► put in four or five hours where the [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► quarters no nobody has that anymore [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► so we discover they say if you want pay [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► for this [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► so I look around every single one of the [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► meter says expired and zero zero on it [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► I'm like honey maybe they're just not [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► doing them today and she's like you want [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► to pay for a ticket and I said no I do [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► not want to pay for a ticket but I also [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► do not want to interact with an app [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► because guess what [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► to pay for the parking you need to get [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► an app Oh see that's how they have this [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► is how this is they get into hack you so [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► know what I'm telling you this so I see [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► there's a service called park mobile and [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► I want park mobile I don't want to die [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► once in a fire I want to survive and go [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► through painful recovery to go die in [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► another fire yep you've used park mobile [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► before no no oh you don't hate pad for [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► parking like an adult you put in a few [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► quarters if you're going to the comic [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► store or you use your credit card like [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► an adult you don't you went into this [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► just completely uh like you're just a [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► virgin to this totally to this and I and [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► I but you know and I'm you know how I am [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► right yeah okay so anyway there's a [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► service called Park mobile and then [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► their thing is it's parking made simple [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► okay what you do you're either gonna get [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► the app or you can call and set up an [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► account and I'm like and I'm my families [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► are I'm getting that Dessie to look in [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► their eyes cuz they say I'm going to a [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► certain place yeah you're telling me [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► that in order to park the car I've got [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► to get an app or microphone or you make [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► a phone call it really simple I'm [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► starting to get the app so you go to [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► their website their website points you [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► to the App Store you go to the App Store [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► you download the app you wait because [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► remember you're not on a wireless [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► connection you need an app to pay for [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► parking so you wait you wait you wait it [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► down let's okay alright alright how do I [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► pay for this that's a fast Johnny guess [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► what now you go go you got to create an [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► account [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► you gotta create a me so I say Madeline [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► would you please use your iPhone and [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► please call to set up an account while [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► I'm doing this cuz I'm going to Hulk out [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► in a minute so now you know me now I [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► don't just go type a bunch of letters I [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► go to my password app where I have to go [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► create a new login yeah with with the [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► secure password I gotta go copy that now [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► I go in I create a new account pretty [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► soon your garage door opener is going up [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► and down that's how they get you they [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► hack and hack it how they do so now I go [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► enter my new account information I put [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► in my email address I paste in my new [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► money work you're ready to go cut pay [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► for this now oh hang on a minute hang on [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► now you need to configure your account [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► know your license plate number oh sure [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► sure sure right still part of [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► configuring me very got a configure the [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► account cuz now they got a license plate [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► number you got to give it a name like a [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► memorable name for the car for all your [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► cars that you have you would give a [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► memorable name called Pookie [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► mine was fuck me gently and then there's [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► like the Elvis song and then C name it [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► well guess what now me Jackie [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► but never let me go is based on orally [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► so now okay this is like seriously 10 to [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► 15 minutes okay fine whatever you know [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► week I have to pee so bad we didn't stop [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► we've been driving for two hours I've [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► been selling slammin seltzer the whole [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► time you didn't tell me this park Oh God [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► and I'm getting cross I didn't cross I'm [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► in the Sun I'm already burning off some [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► of my 100 SPF sunscreen that I've been [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► counting on take care of me all day I'm [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► you're starting up down my daughter is [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► just watching the roller coaster with [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► like tears in her eyes like why are we [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► still here configuring it out okay can I [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► do this no not yet you got one turn on [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► notification so we give notifications [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► about your parking okay yeah I guess [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► what guess what we need your payment [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► information cuz why the hell would we [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► put a credit card dingus into the [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► parking meter you need to enter it in [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► the app with the account you just put in [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► that's fine get two boys flash right you [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► sure [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► so guess what though you can take a [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► photo of your credit card feeling great [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► about this fine I enabled the camera I [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► set it on this steaming hot top of our [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► automobile I attempt to take a photo of [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► five times it doesn't get anything oh [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► that's fine let's just start over now I [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► go now I go into my password app I get [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► my credit card information now I gotta [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► go copy 1 Z 2 Z go copy and paste all of [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► that in am I done [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► no now you gotta enter what parking zone [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► you're in well tell you the parking zone [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► please oh you can shoot the QR code now [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► that you've enabled the camera on your [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► fucking phone to be able to pay for the [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► parking signal right I goddamn roller [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► coaster on a Sunday and I entered the [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► parking zone and it goes beauty Lord now [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► completing your parking you have up to [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► this time in the countdown you want us [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► to send you reminders no we have pretty [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► good time we had some fried food we I [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► went on I went on a roller coaster they [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► went on a sky ride it was all good then [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► we got back easy you close the session I [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► got four emails from all this got four [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► emails I'm getting benefit Asian welcome [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► so I could write this is so that I could [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► have my car be somewhere for a while [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► yeah give thought on this [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► am I being am I you know me in my peers [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► to me you're saying the machine had some [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► facility to take a card just not a [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► credit card yes what was the card it [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► could take I think I didn't think to [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► take a picture of the meter I think it [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► was probably the classic prepaid card [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► and and in a sensible move for once you [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► would not want that to be a size that [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► would accommodate a standard credit card [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► because that would be very confusing to [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► people right right so this was a thing [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► that if you were a Santa Cruz resident [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► you would get a little card that was [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► your parking we have that I mean we have [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► that for public transit in Union for [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► parking you buy like a throwaway $20 [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► card for to pay for parking [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► I just let's move on to the Beatles but [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► like yet you feel me on this i I I am so [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► I'm so filled with sympathetic rage um [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► you got a good nap you got a doubt you [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► got a go somewhere and what if you don't [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► have a smartphone what you don't have a [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► credit card you know what you would have [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► done you would have walked over to the [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► nearest bodega store $20 in quarters [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► I know you would have said what's the [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► deal with parking around here and they [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► would have said oh we sell the parking [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► cards 20 bucks see you're smart and you [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► would've gone we all know for next time [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► I think right but maybe not maybe the [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► guy at the counter would have said like [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► yeah get it out but I feel like this is [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► when I look around and I see every one [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► of these that says 0-0 and expired on it [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► and I'm thinking you but that's an [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► argument you're having with your wife [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► not with not with the meter you want to [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► get a ticket [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► I said yeah honey I want to get a ticket [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► that's why I'm sitting here configuring [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► a nap in the Sun so stuck him in a [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► sulking camu novel the problem is that [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► year that even Santa Cruz now is too [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► close to San Francisco to ever be a real [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► town again the cops they bring in the [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► apps and so I I just played this [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► festival right the long winters got back [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► together we played this upstream music [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► festival it's being put on by Paul [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► Allen's company Vulcan it's all a lovely [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► or organization and I know a lot of the [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► people there I actually am on the board [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► which apparently was not a conflict of [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► interest when they asked me to play [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► because they never gave any information [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► to the board or asked us to any [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► questions at all but when we got our [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► packets because when you're playing a [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► big festival like this right you get [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► packets sure you're gonna get a packet [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► I'll give you a packet and Sean Nelson [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► got his packet first and Sean has each [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► Sean has become somebody I guess who [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► does his due diligence there's any an [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► editor he is yes and make sure that [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► things are proper he does and so he on [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► behalf at own he also he lives in [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► Pioneer Square so on behalf of the band [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► he said I'm gonna go down and and figure [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► out what the deal is which is great if [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► you're playing a big festival and you [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► have somebody you know you have somebody [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► doing advanced listen in any situation [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► if you want to make yourself suddenly [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► very useful be the person who decides to [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► go and figure out what the deal is yeah [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► go find out was always a deal to be [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► figured out your your your recon right [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► your your your the your your Ranger you [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► could spend four hours guessing or 20 [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► minutes finding out what the dealio is [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► find out what the deal is so Sean comes [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► back this is all happening via text and [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► he said here's the thing you have to go [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► to the you have to go to the football [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► field to the to the box office there get [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► your packet and then you have to you [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► have a wristband but you have to [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► activate the wristband what it's as much [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► as a smart wristband and to activate the [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► wristband you have to get the app oh my [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► god and once you get the app then you [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► activate the wristband but there is a [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► full full typewritten page with a second [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► page of addenda of instructions about [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► how to activate the wristband and like [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► all this stuff like if you if you do [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► this wrong then you're you can't get [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► into the festival for the rest of the [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► day no evil I'm John now enjoy that's [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► right and just on and on and he's sean [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► is reading all these like rules and [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► regulations about the wristband and and [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► but he said since we're playing we have [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► two wristbands but the instructions are [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► saying do not [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► activate two wristbands if you activate [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► two wristbands its null and void you can [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► only activate one but it doesn't say [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► which one and it's just like this uh [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► it's just this thing that state you know [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► Shaun is getting very frustrated and [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► very like what is this is madness and [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► it's the same thing like you can't [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► download the app because he's standing [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► in the middle of a parking lot and so [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► Eric and Nabil both like sitting in [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► their respective homes like went through [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► all this process downloaded the app got [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► prepared for the for the for the event [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► for the day and I did what you might [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► expect you guess what I did I did [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► nothing about it until it was too late [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► to do anything about it [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► yes okay I took the the under that [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► strategy [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► I took the envelope with both of my [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► wristbands and all the instructions and [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► several VIP drink tickets and what up [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► whatever else and I put it in the front [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► pocket of my jacket and I walked around [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► the festival and I went everywhere that [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► I wanted to and when I would walk up to [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► a place and they would say do you have a [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► wristband I would say yeah it's here and [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► I would Pat my jacket as I walked past [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► them well no one stopped me and when [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► when it was time to to park in order to [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► do the to do our show there's I was like [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► where's the artists parking and they [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► said oh there isn't any and so I had [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► time to get wristbands with apps but [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► they don't have time to figure out a [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► place for loaning they designed it they [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► design an app but they didn't think [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► about loading so I just parked my truck [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► right in front of the venue like on the [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► not on the sidewalk but it was like a [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► Plaza and I took one of the VIP drink [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► tickets and I put it under the [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► windshield wiper and it work there's so [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► many ways it might end up working I'm [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► not going to use it as a drink ticket [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► right and it says VIP on it so I put it [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► under the windshield wiper that's kind [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► of all and I sat there and watch and all [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► day long cops on their beat swinging [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► their nightsticks would walk by they [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► stopped but look at this thing it is [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► look at them the VIP drink ticket and [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► they'd be like amen all they'd stroll [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► you know because should be good and uh [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► and I end and then it was [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► for the show the big show the night show [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► and we're standing out front we're [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► talking people are coming up to the [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► shoulders line of people trying to get [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► in and the bill walks over he says I [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► just talked to the woman at the front [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► door and she says they don't have the [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► guest list and I was like what this is [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► not good you know we're going on in 45 [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► minutes [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► I walked over and said uh I just heard [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► that you don't have the guestlist what [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► do we have to do and she said oh it's [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► not that I don't have the guest list [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► it's that we have no provision for us [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► having a guest list nobody said it word [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► about guest list and we're not supposed [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► to have that here I said how does that [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► work [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► she said well the guests your guests are [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► supposed to go down to the football [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► field and get the wristband and get the [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► app and activate the app are you kidding [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► me and I said oh that's not gonna work [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► at all and she said well I that's the [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► that's the deal so I so I called my guy [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► the the person that had been repping us [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► to the festival and I was like or the [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► our festival rep rather and I said hey [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► what's the story and he said well it's a [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► festival it's not every club doesn't [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► have a guest list it's like a fast and I [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► said yeah but you're describing it as a [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► fest like Bonnaroo or something where [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► there's one door one gate and you stop [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► at the gate and you get everything you [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► need before you go through the gate but [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► this is you're having this event in a [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► town this is your first year [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► this isn't how things are done we're you [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► know like people are they're gonna show [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► up for the show they're not going to go [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► to the football stadium and he's like [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► well I don't know what to tell you you [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► know this is the I didn't design it this [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► is the thing and you got you got to have [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► your your app and it's just I mean it's [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► just implicit in all of this though is [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► that everybody has a smartphone from a [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► major vendor that will allow them to [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► number two then wirelessly go to a site [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► get an app yeah I mean it's I guess it's [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► probably a fairly safe bet but oh my god [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► all system that you have you know then [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► you put in all this information [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► foundational yeah and then you then you [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► have to you have to enable the [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► microphone just in case it needs to hear [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► you scream or you need to you know it's [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► gonna send you notifications now for the [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► rest of the year and so forth give [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► yourself a memorable nickname fuck me [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► general so I'm on the phone with this [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► guy and I said listen it because you [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► know I've been practicing for a long [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► time like you know you've said to me [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► many times that I should be nicer have a [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► and well you know read between the [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► launcher and I've heard this from a lot [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► of people you should be nicer and you [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► know for every time that I put a VIP [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► drink ticket under the windshield wiper [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► of my truck and I get away with murder [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► all day there's another time when I'm [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► like angry to somebody and that makes [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► them sad and that's not what so I remain [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► not just calm but very friendly and I [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► say to this person let me let me [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► describe what's gonna happen what I want [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► what's gonna happen is about 15 minutes [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► from now my eighty two and a half year [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► old mother is gonna walk up to the door [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► of this venue and she's gonna say hello [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► I'm on the guest list they're going to [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► say we've never heard of this guest list [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► thing you need to go eight blocks to the [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► football stadium download get your [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► wristband download an app and the guy on [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► the other end of the line is he's he's [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► already with me right he's with me now [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► and I said see that is just not gonna [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► work at all right my 83 year old mother [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► 82 and a half I'm sorry it's not it's [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► not I'm not gonna ask her to make this [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► Trek particularly not because she showed [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► up here 10 minutes before we went on [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► right and he's like right right right I [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► see I see I understand and I said so [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► there's gotta be some kind of situation [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► where you can send someone here to [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► handle this someone here to the venue to [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► handle this situation because I can't [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► handle it and you can do it the people [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► at the door can't handle it but it needs [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► to get handled [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► and he said let me let me let me let me [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► call you right back and I said okay so [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► I'm standing there and about four [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► minutes later here comes a guy up the [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► street and he's exactly the guy you want [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► to see because this is a festival being [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► put on by by Paul Allen and Vulcan right [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► so all the security at all these events [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► are the same people that work the [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► football games because they don't [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► they've never put on a music festival [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► before so they don't understand that [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► that's a thing that's a different kind [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► of thing right there are production [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► people who do it for a living production [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► is an actual job event production is a [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► high level job it's our intent planning [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► it's it's you know anything we think [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► like oh I can be an event planner it's [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► like because I schedule meetings and [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► people come to them it's like no you're [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► really shooting a bullet with a bullet [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► there's so many things even if [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► everything you plan goes flawlessly you [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► haven't accounted for the even be the [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► beginning of your job when everything [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► doesn't go as planned you see this in [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► tech all the time people are just like [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► oh I can do this anyway the guy shows up [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► he's uh he's dressed head to toe in [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► black which is what you want black jeans [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► black sleeveless t-shirt he has a radio [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► with a with like a microphone on his [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► shoulder good signs out signs [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► yep he has a Maglite and a Leatherman oh [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► yeah this is Jade on the sides of his [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► heads are shit sides of his head is [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► shaved but on the top he's got a like [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► black hair pulled back into a ponytail [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► he's got a Maglite he's probably got [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► some got some tape he's down the gun the [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► leather man he's got it all going on he [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► walks up puts his hand out he says hi [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► John we've worked together before [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► and I said it's great to see you and he [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► said what do you need I said here's a [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► situation he said don't worry about it [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► show me your guest list and I pulled it [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► up on my phone and he sat while I'm [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► holding my phone and he wrote all the he [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► didn't want me to email it to him [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► whew he just sat and like tapped in all [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► the names into his own phone really fast [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► and I was like I can just email this to [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► you and he was like nope I got it and I [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► you know and I'm do [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► in this while people are talking to me [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► right like he's not demanding any [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► attention either he's just like I [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► understand I got this covered and then [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► immediately everything was fine and I am [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► I grabbed him by the elbow and I was [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► like why are you not doing this already [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► and he said when they when they announce [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► this festival six months he's like leans [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► in or quiet when I they announce this [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► festival six months ago I sent them an [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► email and I said hey I'm like I'll [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► handle security and production for you I [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► have a production company I'll do this [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► work for you and I didn't hear back for [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► that from them for five and a half [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► months and two weeks ago they wrote me [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► and said will you please help us a [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► little bit of a fire fest type situation [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► yeah and he was like so I'm working for [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► him I could have done all this I could [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► have made all this a long time ago it [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► could have been fine [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► but anyway now it's fine I've got your [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► stuff fret not [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► and so I heard let so I left and went up [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► on the stage and I heard later that as [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► my people showed up at the door they [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► were like I'm on the guest list and the [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► people in throat were like welcome so [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► nobody got the app nobody nobody got the [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► wristbands they didn't even know that [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► they had to that's the beautiful thing [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► about this story Merlin they never even [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► learned that there was a thing that they [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► were getting around this doesn't get [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► some kind of an award you know what he [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► does get he gets the reward of being a [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► professional that kicks ass at his job [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► yeah I mean then I hope that they paid [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► the shit out of him because I mean I [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► keep to praise upon him and was like [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► thank you but the thing is as soon as I [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► saw him coming down the street I was [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► like oh someone from my tribe like here [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► I recognized what I see this person and [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► no TV you've met this Ranger before oh [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► yeah you know this kind of Ranger that's [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► walking up to you because he's walking [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► up with the with also the astride of [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► someone who is not like this is not a [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► guy who is going to follow orders and [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► one day be convicted of a war crimes but [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► you know somebody's just the way a fella [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► carries himself you just know whether or [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► not he'll illy he'll be a charged with [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► the war crime yeah this is not a second [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► lieutenant with his helmet on backwards [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► calling down artillery on his own [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► position yeah this is somebody who's [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► like at a certain point when he gets an [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► order that's that's fubar mm-hmm he's [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► gonna be like that order he's gonna [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► pluck that order that's right he's gonna [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► say and down sir yeah he's gonna say I [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► love your G sir I would prefer not to [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► I do not prefer it uh so anyway all by [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► way of saying you sit in this podcast [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► game the fucking app oh yes I don't want [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► any more apps I want fewer apps oh oh oh [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► oh I didn't tell you I know you want to [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► get to the Beatles but there's one more [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► thing we have a loyal listener to our [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► program who lives in Portland and she [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► runs a she runs an operation called [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► strange vacations which is a like it's a [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► motorcycle clothing and lifestyle [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► company for women and vacation strange [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► vacations [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► synthetics it's in PDX that's right and [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► she's got a you know a great collection [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► of it's not just that they do leather [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► jackets but they do events oh my God [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► look at this stuff yeah they they do you [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► know they're it's like a it's like a an [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► organization to bring like motorcycle [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► women who ride motorcycles of all of all [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► stripes [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► technically it's a Squarespace site not [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► just like us so she sent me a thing the [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► other day uh and I you may have heard of [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► it you may not have but it's a www.the [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► light phone calm are you familiar with [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► the light phone [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► no looking now the light phone the [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► lights on you said I saw this I thought [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► of you I thought you thought you might [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► like it the light phone oh my god [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► it is fun it is a phone the size of a [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► credit card also Squarespace site and it [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► has it has 10 preset people and then [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► just numbers on it it is just a phone [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► it's it's real little you can't text on [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► it you can't do [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► anything on it's just and any thing is [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► it's tethered to you're not tethered [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► it's somehow connected to your normal [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► phone so it's your same phone number so [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► for sometimes about four times when you [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► don't want a smart phone when you [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► literally just want to be reachable by [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► phone right so you leave your smartphone [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► at home you put this in your pocket that [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► you can call the ten people you most [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► regularly call and they can reach you [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► people can reach you but otherwise you [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► are free from having to look at your [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► thing I could use that I can so use that [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► right now and I think I think they said [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► it's like five bucks a month I mean it's [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► there they're doing everything they can [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► to make it like just like Thomas hey you [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► noticed a namaste I was kind of so she [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► was gonna make us a leather jacket kind [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► of bombed well you know I said to her at [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► one point Alex if you want to make me a [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► leather jacket I would accept it where's [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► where's that where's the rock swag and [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► she was like oh next time we get a big [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► order in and then I never you know she [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► sends me this kind of shit but never [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► says like oh yeah something dangerous [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► somebody takes the time to reach out and [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► offer us something useful or like that's [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► all very interesting oh here's my free [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► shit that's great but well what about [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► the leather jack what about the [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► thousand-dollar leather jacket that you [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► never said that you would make us anyway [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► well I thank you for your service [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► so I I was uh I was looking around the [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► other day somebody suggested that there [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► was a new Beatles documentary and so I [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► Lewin well so I went around looking for [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► it it was made by Ron Howard ha ha ha [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► heartbreaking and I couldn't find it [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► except on Hulu it's made made by and for [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► Hulu and I went to Hulu and they were [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► like you got download the app and then [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► you have to put in your you have to pick [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► a pick a name pick like a cute nickname [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► for yourself [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► get 30 days free but then you know but [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► then we're just gonna suck 15 dollars [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► out of your life for the rest of your [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► life I was like there's got to be a [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► better way and so I went on the internet [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► and I was like I want to watch this for [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► free how do i watch this for free and I [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► oh I never do this and I hate to do it [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► hunc is always awful it says good odds [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► with how you approach this industry but [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► I found a place where and I think it had [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► Japanese subtitles [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► something this sounds legit started [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► watching this movie and I was just like [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► oh it was you know you think there's no [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► new Beatles news Under the Sun there's [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► no new footage there's no new stories [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► you've heard it all you know every [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► cliche backwards and forwards chapter [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► and verse it's so wonderful when you [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► discover that there's more Beatle stuff [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► and great Beatles stuff like all this [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► live footage the cleaned up audio and [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► you can hear how great they are live and [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► when they did that sound great to [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► themselves they couldn't ring ring go [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► could not hear anything but here it [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► couldn't hear a thing but they hear but [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► there they are and then about halfway [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► through watching this thing it stops oh [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► no and I go try to refresh it and it's [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► gone like I am watching some pirate shit [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► as it's being taken down it's like it's [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► like the the light of another Sun and by [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► the time he gets here that that sounds [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► actually dead that Sun was gone right I [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► was just watching the I was watching the [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► master nice might have been dead when [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► you started watching it it's right the [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► dying embers of I mean I heard millions [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► of souls cry out and all were [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► extinguished at once [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► seven seven sided lighthouse made of [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► dreams right that's right so that's no [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► moon mmm you know what I'm saying [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► wasn't it sad though I mean it's you [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► just feel the melancholy I so much [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► there's so much Beatles news this week [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► I'm currently reading a book called [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► Beatles 66 and it's an entire book [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► length book all about starting really in [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► December 65 it's the length of a book [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► yeah it's a whole book about what [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► happens with the Beatles in 1966 great [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► year for the beetle which is easily the [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► most interesting really the most [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► interesting Beatles year and just in [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► short that means it's basically Rubber [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► Soul comes out to getting December 65 [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► they do a small tour in the UK they take [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► three months off which if you know the [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► Beatles and go look at some of the [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► infographics on the Beatles that [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► happened I think once period this is [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► this where they went down to the islands [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► they were in Greece in pre Maharishi I [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► believe but I haven't got that part of [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► the book yet but it's the thing to know [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► is that a lot of their interests as [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► individuals developed during this period [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► they didn't have the same haircut [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► anymore etc etc I mean there's [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► lots of what those three months to come [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► back they record revolver they release [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► revolver they do a little at this point [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► now so now they're done touring they're [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► done touring at this point and then they [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► start recording Sergeant Pepper at the [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► end of the year [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► end of the year [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► along with lots of life stuff I mean [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► Paul and John's relationships break up [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► Jon meets Yoko Ringo meets Charlie [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► Chaplin there's all these things that [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► happen there's questions about what the [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► next movie can and should be I mean [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► these are things were today this all [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► seems normal because you're used to help [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► pop culture and culture works back then [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► the idea of the most popular and [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► successful band in the world is gonna [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► stop touring like that's what rock music [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► is rock and roll rock and roll is [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► touring putting out records touring [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► putting out records who do you think you [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► are what are you you know Leonard [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► Bernstein you're gonna sit around and [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► write songs about love like get out [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► there mean amok ciao yeah that's right [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► but then the idea that like they [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► wouldn't just jump into an ill-advised [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► third movie when they didn't like the [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► script there's all these things that [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► they did were people like well this is [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► it [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► put a fork in them finally finally the [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► Beatles are going to be exposed for the [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► frauds that they are there's a career [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► there are little things a fluke [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► you got read reviews of Rubber Soul in [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► like an enemy and melody maker and like [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► has kind of a nice song and it's you [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► know in my life is like oh it has like a [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► nice piano melody but you know none but [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► it's finally over yep this is it I mean [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► really these guys they they the songs [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► know where man is so repetitious fool on [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► a hill like look that just this they [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► tried you know it's swinging to miss [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► next man please mm-hmm [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► sorry so anyway 1966 but in this case it [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► wasn't it heartbreaking though you know [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► that for years they were playing [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► sometimes three shows a day they like in [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► Liverpool they would play a a lunchtime [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► show at the Cavern Club and then to [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► evening shows at different venues they [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► were for a time playing up to three at [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► least three like gigs a day [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► I think they honestly legitimately did [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► love it and then they become successful [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► and now it's the worst it's like it's [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► like they're trying to swim around in [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► jello it's so not rock and roll I mean [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► it is rock and roll to the audience like [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► oh my god and we've been watching so [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► much because I told you last night we [TS]