Roderick on the Line

00:00:01 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► hi John hi Marilla how's it going it's [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► going good thanks for letting me sleep [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► in today did you sleep in a little bit [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► yeah you gave me a little buffer uh I [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► was up until 4:30 in the morning again [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► because hmm because I made the wrong [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► choices I had a piece of cake now for [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► late-night dinner snack and I'm [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► realizing that a piece of cake is like a [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► piece of cake at 11:00 is going to sleep [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► at 5:00 really what why you think that [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► is the sugar stimulate you well it's a [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► it's always a chocolate cake and uh and [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► it just I don't know what I don't have [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► it I go to sleep like a normal person [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► when I do have it I feel like I just [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► States uh you know a big huge slice of [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► chocolate cake no that's no good you [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► know that's a finite situation yeah then [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► I fly across the fly fly across the [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► night on my my wings of Destiny but uh [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► but I so at five o'clock in the morning [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► I was like I have to get up in five hour [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► in four hours to talk to Marilyn hmm [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► butBut I wrote your text middle of the [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► night text take and I sleep in you are [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► like yes and now here I am NOT with four [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► hours of sleep but with six hours of [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► sleep and I feel like there's a huge [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► difference between those things so thank [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► you - difference I told you before about [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► my concept of like I have trouble [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► getting back to sleep sometimes and I I [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► told you bout my concept of bonus sleep [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► right you get double bonus sleep triple [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► bonus sleep if you're able to go back to [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► sleep for a period of time after you [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► wake up that's a huge win but I've also [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► found it very difficult because then you [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► also have to be that person who says if [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► I pull this off I'm going to be sleeping [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► into the daylight part of the day when [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► other people are doing things and I [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► think they are very difficult and I feel [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► resistance and it's hard to do yeah part [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► of the advantage well let's see I don't [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► know if I should say advantage but part [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► of the experience of living alone is [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► that I can pull the curtains and I hear [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► people out [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► in the neighborhood doing doing day work [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► mm-hmm but I pulled the curtains and you [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► know for a long time all the way to noon [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► you can say to yourself well carpenters [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► get up early sure those guys are out [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► there hammering but they're the 7 a.m. [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► carpenters so obviously I mean that's [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► their whole stock in trade is the early [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► guys right but if you're living with [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► other people like when my daughter stays [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► here with me it's I have to get up and [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► fucking crack a dawn this what's art [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► with a task if it's not too private [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► what's her what's her usual go to on her [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► own wake-up time well you know so there [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► are three she has three homes right or [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► my home her mother's home and my [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► mother's home and in the course of a [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► regular week she stays in all three [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► places and her natural wake-up time is [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► has three different [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► she has three different times Oh [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► interesting she wakes up differently at [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► my mom's house on the rig like she's [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► always up and happy and playing in her [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► uh playing in a room before my mom even [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► comes in to wake her up and at her [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► mother's house she wakes up always kind [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► of like uh like eyes squinting what mad [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► at the same time of day and at my house [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► she will sleep until 11 o'clock in the [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► morning if you let her jiminy Christmas [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► really yeah and there's no accounting [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► for it because we've looked at every [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► variable it's like well does the Sun [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► come in and wake her up no the Sun I [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► mean the Sun does come in some places [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► but not others but it's that it's not [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► like it can't you can't account for it [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► because of that is it because of traffic [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► noise or is my house quieter something [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► something you're missing something not [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► obvious but we've tried we've thought of [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► everything and it just doesn't seem you [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► know the [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► it could just be that my mom wakes up at [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► 4 o'clock in the morning and even though [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► she's quiet as a church mouse her the [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► energy of awakeness and and aliveness is [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► in my mom's house earlier and the energy [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► in my house is like yeah you know it's [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► like a sleepy bear cave and I don't I [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► don't know how much you can I don't know [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► how much you can in this modern era lean [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► on the idea that that not only does the [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► house have an energy but the energy of [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► the people in the house is affecting the [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► energy of other people in the house to [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► the degree that they will sleep three [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► extra hours a night but but yeah she's [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► she has a very different experience and [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► um and in my sometimes she'll stay in a [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► in a bedroom upstairs at my house and [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► she wakes up at a different time than if [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► she stays in the bedroom in the bottom [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► of the house as you know John I don't [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► like to get into the topic of magic [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► magic and time travel or two things I [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► prefer to avoid on our show anything [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► else don't talk I'll talk I'll talk [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► about anything else on this show but two [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► things I try to avoid magic and time [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► travel this might be spooky action at [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► distance but I didn't read the article [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► but I saw a headline not long ago about [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► I guess some scholarship into that [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► feeling when you know someone is looking [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► at you give her the feeling you're like [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► I'm me turn and like somebody on the [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► subways looking at you or something like [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► that you ever you know it's not you know [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► that feeling that weird feeling the [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► right eye I use it all the time in a [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► crowd of people I'll sit and look at [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► somebody in a crowd of people and wait [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► for them to feel it and look over at me [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► I mean I said it's a few I mean yeah not [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► strangers right I'm not just like oh [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► hello girl in poodle skirt it's like oh [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► I see it I see a friend across a crowd [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► and rather than each my way through it's [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► like hey is that hey lamb you wait you [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► wait for their amygdala to get the John [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► signal that's right I shoot the mind [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► bullets at them and then mine their mind [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► blanks they're not like dead building a [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► brain squib yeah they're like they're [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► like paint balls mind paint balls mmm I [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► think it's more often than not and it's [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► not that they're sitting and scanning [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► the room it's more often than not they [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► can look up in the [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► like oh hey so yeah magic I just wonder [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► if it's something like that is what was [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► what I'm saying because I've had the [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► same experience where like it's [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► difficult for me to know you know I've [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► tried all the variables with sleep and [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► I've tried enough of them it's sort of [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► like somebody going and getting a test [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► for cancer everyday like eventually [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► you're probably gonna die from the test [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► rather than the cancer so many things [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► with sleep and like my results have been [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► so weird like I assumed that sleeping [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► with earplug and the things I quantify [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► this I've got by a tracking device that [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► tells me how long and how well I slept [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► every night and I can look at that in [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► the morning go hmm that was very [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► interesting I had this much deep sleep I [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► had this much REM sleep I had this much [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► light sleep and like I I can't tell fuck [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► all about it I mean like you know I even [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► have an app that says like you know I [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► got this app that tries to be helpful [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► and says things like you know um you [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► know you you get more workouts when you [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► take more steps well you spend more time [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► awake when you get up early I like [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► thanks buddy [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► thanks love God let's try some of the [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► same would agree you you weigh more when [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► the days get longer which is very [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► categorically untrue that's all it's so [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► strange one of them I did some [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► screenshots of these one of them was [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► something like um you have more sunny [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► days when you're in Washington DC that's [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► you know I bet there's something to that [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► that's true but kind of good so anyway I [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► don't want to talk about time trouble [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► and I don't talk about magic maybe I [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► want to talk about spooky action at [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► distance but I wonder if there's some [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► explanation for this it could be the [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► ether in the air it could be ghosts [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► maybe they're myself loose it could be [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► could be you have an unknown monk : [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► maybe someones coming up and trying to [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► fix shoes like you don't know you know [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► so what about about wormholes it could [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► be wormholes it could be the tubes that [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► run the internet how do you know you [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► don't have a wormhole you can't get a [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► decent home inspection these days how [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► are you gonna find out if you've got a [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► wormhole or not and I can't tell you you [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► can't even tell if the your electrical [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► outlets are grounded let alone uh [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► whether or not you have a wormhole you [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► never get a house inspector yeah a [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► wormhole you got to get a psychic house [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► inspector you have to get somebody who's [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► open to moving beyond the the quality of [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► the laminate floor to get down to the [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► plywood underneath somebody who's able [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► to come in and give you a high-level [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► vision of the unseen [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► what do you feel about spooky action at [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► a distance boy boy boy there's all kinds [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► of stuff where I would like to think [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► that I'm like a full-on full-bore pedal [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► the metal james randi motherfucker and [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► that I am out there being John [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► irrationality all the time [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► snowman science down even where where [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► science isn't needed I would like to [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► think that I'm you know scientifically [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► woke that I'm out there and I'm like I'm [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► seeing problems in the world and fixing [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► shit with my mind but science is the [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► laminate floor over the plywood subfloor [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► how do we even know where the floor is [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► all we see is the laminate right so you [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► can feel it you feel it under your [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► tongue your toes but uh but you know I [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► know on the one hand I do a fair amount [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► of magical thinking I know that I do [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► that I don't want to do that but I know [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► that I do do that and and I know that I [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► I don't think or choose to believe in [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► omens and portents and thus and such bad [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► signs good signs and yeah I know I do [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► I know I know lucky thing I have lucky [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► things I do have lucky things and I have [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► lucky lucky signs [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► do you have Jeff jinxes sorry idea are [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► you like Billy Beane in Moneyball you [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► friend go to the French go to the [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► stadium and watch the game cuz you're [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► gonna jinx it I probably do I probably [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► do it's probably not anything that's [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► even that it's not even that sensible [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► it's not even I don't even have like [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► real-world superstitions that make any [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► sense [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► sometimes it will be I've thought that [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► thought too many times today so it's [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► pretty definitely gonna happen oh that [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► kind of thing and I know that that's an [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► emotional and mental health issue and [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► I'll own that but glad I do I don't feel [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► proud saying this but in trying to [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► figure out how to get your daughter [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► consistent sleep I'm willing to open [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► open my box here is that I do sometimes [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► wonder if there are perhaps unseen [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► things that we cannot be aware of that [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► could be having an effect on how we live [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► our lives I'm not married maybe what I'm [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► open I feel like that is still basic [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► science in the sense that we have just [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► in the 20th century discovered so many [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► things that we didn't know [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► before some things that we didn't even [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► know existed that to presume that we are [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► now at peak understanding is I think [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► also like not scientific right it's the [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► hubristic [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► of the the heat the hubris of the moment [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► the hubris of the present moment where [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► you feel like history you feel like [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► we've got it all we got a whole bunch of [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► books with all kinds of stuff in it yeah [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► history has new Under the Sun exactly [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► history stops with us and in fact you [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► know political systems will ich will [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► continue to evolve and science will [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► continue to evolve of course there are [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► like 10,000 million things we don't know [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► yet but it's so hard to situate yourself [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► in a timeline where the future and I [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► don't want to talk about time travel hmm [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► but where the future is [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► you know unknowable and you can only see [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► yourself at in history like as part of a [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► continuum of history but from a [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► perspective that you can never have and [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► yeah I feel like I feel like spooky [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► action at a distance is not a thing that [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► we can even imagine how we would [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► discover the the process but it doesn't [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► mean that you know it doesn't mean that [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► some young Einstein isn't sitting in her [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► Garret and feeling up you know like wait [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► a minute uh [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► time is relative or or action isn't [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► spooky it's actually it's yeah right [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► it's friendly action at a distance well [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► as you know I'm not a scientist but [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► alright but you look at like the history [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► of stuff and you get somebody who gets a [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► reckon about how the world works and [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► maybe that could be a guy throwing [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► lightning bolts from the sky sure [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► something with somebody whittling and [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► turns out the whittling stick is really [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► yeah and you know you could even before [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► you even understand what something is [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► you get to give it a name and once it [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► has a name and then becomes an idea that [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► you can you can share with other people [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► maybe at some point you get evidence [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► about whether that is a thing or not [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► right right and then then eventually [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► maybe you discover oh no no no that [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► happened because of this and then you go [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► oh but now we know what this thing is we [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► give it a new name we eventually get the [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► ability to measure it and then once we [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► get the ability to measure it eventually [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► we get the ability to measure it more [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► carefully until right [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► refit it into our understanding of [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► things and I just I just don't know [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► which stage of those things I'm at with [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► some of my reckons about the world right [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► I don't have a way to measure the spooky [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► action in a distance that makes my [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► daughter get up at 6:00 a.m. every day [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► yeah oh she gets up regularly at 6:00 [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► every day pretty on the regular this is [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► that shitty time of year when it's just [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► so goddamn bright all the time it's [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► bright on that bedtime we try really [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► hard we try so hard to encourage and [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► enforce a like we're moving toward [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► bedtime at 7:30 no later than 8:00 and [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► these days it's not unusual for her to [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► be reading until 10:00 and then books up [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► at 6:00 and that's not enough time for a [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► little kid so you know you start you [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► start rattling the chicken bones trying [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► to figure out what to do it's all I'm [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► saying yeah right well you put you [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► you're right you take two electrons you [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► Miriam put them in separate boxes take [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► them across the world they stay married [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► that's uh you know we don't know why but [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► they like try maybe maybe maybe [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► electronic love electronic marriage yeah [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► right right so it's uh it's an electron [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► that's the same-sex marriage - they're [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► they're you know they're both negative - [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► like a sex marriage yeah and then if you [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► bring in a third partner you call that [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► an open eye on like you bring in [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► somebody else you know but with consent [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► sure and now you've got you got [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► something more we're open involving [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► electrons maybe a bathrobe but but [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► that's a polyamorous kind of molecule at [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► the atomic level I feel like there's a [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► there's a lot more acceptance of a poly [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► lifestyle mm-hmm and that's a thing that [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► we're evolving normative though you [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► don't think like everything wants to [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► bind a carbon you don't think that's a [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► normative from an elemental point of [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► view like a lot I think a lot of a lot [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► at the atomic level a lot of things do [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► want to bind to carbon but not [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► everything well it could be controlled a [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► high charisma and everybody just likes [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► carbon what what I don't understand is [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► how to apply that how that is affecting [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► what we think of as personality [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► mmm right like how much of your [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► personality how much of mine which seem [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► you know which we're always curious [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► about is this genetic but like at some [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► level is it atomic at our consciousness [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► and and our curiosity about from whence [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► it derives like where does our [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► consciousness leave what where where is [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► it not biological but but atomic also [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► mm-hmm something I'm saying it's not [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► just like I go to this ice-cream place a [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► lot because I like this ice-cream place [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► there could be something deeper go on [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► like which I'm genetically predisposed [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► to go to this ice-cream place but what [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► if it is happening at a much deeper do [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► where I atomically need to be at this [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► ice-cream place and I don't know sure [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► like yeah like where we can kind of [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► accept that when the moon is closer to [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► the earth or when the moon is full [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► although I'm not exactly sure how that [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► would work but like it is cool John it's [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► all it's all about its optics that's [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► it's optics but but but we do talk about [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► the way the moon pulls on us we can see [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► it pull on the oceans that's measurable [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► but what we don't think about is that [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► there's nothing that has ever happened [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► in our entire like the entire awareness [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► that isn't affected by gravity we're [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► bathing in it all the time and we don't [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► know what it is and gravity is like it [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► has a real pull on us hmm and so what it [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► what role is that playing it's playing [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► every role mm-hmm and we don't know we [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► don't know what it is we don't know how [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► to really measure it and we don't know [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► how it changes we don't know like I mean [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► does is gravity a wave or a particle or [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► is gravity changing all the time under [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► our feet in imperceptible ways oh I like [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► that we're too close to it yeah right I [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► mean you know it from day to day our are [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► your moods which seem because because I [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► see all the time someone's mood [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► our product of their emotions and they [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► and those emotions and that and their [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► then [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► sense of what is reasonable and rational [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► it feels very real to them this is but [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► this is their rational mind is telling [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► them that this you treat them on the [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► street and ask them about the situation [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► they would very likely give you a [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► completely different answer about what [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► the right thing to do is but you don't [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► pause for a minute because of some [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► atomic emotional decision yeah right I [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► mean and it's part of it's part of kind [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► of wrestling with depression [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► what makes depression insidious is that [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► it does not it it acts upon your [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► rational mind so you can you can explain [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► your feelings very articulately and it [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► is hard to refute it's hard to argue [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► with because you're using that part of [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► your mind it's just that it's broken yes [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► and so underneath us right there like is [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► gravity I mean I feel like all of [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► physics sort of is like well gravity [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► here women we understand it's like the [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► thing or one of the big big things one [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► of the major forces but it's the it's [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► the weakest force pospos idli mm-hm and [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► it acts upon the it acts at the greatest [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► distance and is it underneath is it [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► underneath everything is it the is it [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► the static or is it the governing hand [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► hmm so looks like Eugen you've had that [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► experience where you're on a bus and the [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► the bus next to you starts moving and it [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► feels like you're going backwards right [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► I don't talk about time travel but it [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► but in that instance so you say oh I got [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► my grown ass man I know what's happening [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► here that's just because of proximity [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► parallax effect you you notice that [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► because you notice that but like the [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► thing is if you're on a green screen and [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► you're on a bus next to another bus and [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► you both were going exactly 100 miles an [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► hour it would feel like you're both [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► standing still is what I'm saying even [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► if you had 500 buses all I can't do the [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► math I'm not good at word problems but I [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► think in that case you're saying gravity [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► could be the same same kind of thing you [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► don't you don't notice the gravity [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► because because the gravity is doing [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► something spooky right you're in right [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► now how would you know so you look over [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► at a [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► cap right as the cars driving at a [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► certain point certain sort of rpm it [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► suddenly looks like the wheel is [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► spinning back where laggin wheel effect [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► the wagon wheel effect but what happens [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► if you look over and it has that [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► appearance but the person in that car [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► actually has a spinner hubcap right and [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► the spinner hubcap is actually spinning [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► a weirdly relative to the RPM of the [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► wheel but you have taught yourself that [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► that's the wagon wheel effect but then [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► it's just some trippy donk that's got as [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► bitters turns out what boy that's a huge [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► that's a huge turns out look at all your [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► fancy college education reading [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► Wikipedia know that what you gonna do [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► about that now maybe that's just a [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► spinner asshole [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► so maybe sneaky action boo-ki action at [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► a distance is just some shit that's [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► bouncing off some layer of gravity's [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► that we can't know at this at this [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► juncture mm-hmm and popping up somewhere [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► else and it's just a ricochet that's the [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► simplest the simplest thing in the world [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► it's being transmitted through this [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► gravity pipeline that's all around us [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► all the time it's a quantum computer hmm [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► uh and and someday right someday [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► somebody's going to have a better theory [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► of gravity and we're gonna all go oh it [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► was that all along or you know because [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► it's so it's so all around is it's so [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► pervasive and it's it seems like almost [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► just that we don't have that it's a [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► thought technology like trying to [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► scratch your fingernail with the same [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► fingernail picking up the tweezers with [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► tweezers like how you gonna do that [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► right what at how can you know if we're [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► living in a Giants thumbnail how would [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► we even know is do when you see green is [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► it the same green that I see but [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► actually real science they're gonna need [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► to address in the coming days yeah what [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► if our whole universe is an atom inside [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► of the fingertip of a giant beam and now [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► the thing is what if you have an entire [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► universe living in your nails which I [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► was life a garden or whatnot I would [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► totally believe that was really very [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► disturbing you know what it is it's [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► fractals fractals I'm in a bra tie and [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► physics action at a distance is the [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► concept that an object can be moved [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► changed or otherwise I know you know [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► this or otherwise affected without being [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► physically touched as in mechanical [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► contact that is it is the non [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► local interaction of objects that are [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► separated in space pioneering physicist [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► Albert Einstein described the phenomenon [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► as spooky action at a distance he was so [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► smart mm-hmm he knows what to do this [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► whoa he sure does around for nighttime [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► travel but yeah like so sore we're gonna [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► talk about such so so I sit here and I [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► think about a friend and then the phone [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► rings and it's that friend ah do you [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► think that's like a deja vu type [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► situation cuz I've had I've had that [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► happen a lot of places where I go I have [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► this sudden feeling of like oh this [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► thing is about to happen and then that [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► thing happens did you cause that call to [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► happen or to gravity change the way you [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► perceive the calls reception yeah at [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► some point it's it would be one thing [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► for me to say I you know I am I shook my [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► I shook my moneymaker mm-hmm over here [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► and a friend uh in Boston who had a who [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► had the same moneymaker we bought him at [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► the same time my friend in Boston [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► decided shake his moneymaker [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► okay okay that's Samson right that's one [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► thing mm-hmm [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► where it feels like there's some kind of [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► energetic bonding within the object [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► though we make a huge differentiation in [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► the world of ideas I had an idea of my [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► friend and my friend also had the idea [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► of me and we both thought to talk on the [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► phone and and and who had the idea first [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► right my friend called me first but but [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► did I trigger that with my idea or did [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► he have the idea and I was the one being [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► triggered or did you know like and not [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► to talk about time travel but demand we [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► had how would you know yeah did he send [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► something out that that arrived at me [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► before the call but we make that [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► differentiation because the ideas feel [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► like we're generating them they feel [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► like they belong to us and that we are [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► their source but are we what if the song [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► is singing us well that's the thing you [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► experience so much as an artist where [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► you're like I'm sitting down at the [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► today and just going to take her around [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► and all of a sudden you write your best [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► song right and it's like where the fuck [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► did that hiding that I mean how do you [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► have you how do you regenerate that [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► tomorrow you know yeah and is it is it [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► are there just other I mean I think a [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► lot of artists even ones that are [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► agnostic or even ones that are [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► science-based artists like like dr. [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► Demento uh we all kind of agree that [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► sometimes fully formed songs come to us [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► in a in an envelope you know then but [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► that almost a collision yeah but so [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► God's ready like a Kubla Kahn type [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► situation it just comes where you go [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► down for your opium nap you wake up wake [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► up and you got an epic poem in you yeah [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► except it feels like you're working I [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► mean you're you're not just sitting [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► there taking dictation although that is [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► a that is a phrase luckily the [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► well-prepared yeah yeah and you sit down [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► you're like this this board this chord [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► follows that and then you're like this [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► court I would never have done that [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► before but I did it today because I am [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► creative but it happened so fast that [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► you feel like if I if creativity is a [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► thing that I can that I have perfectly [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► harnessed or if creativity is a thing [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► that's just the product of my own [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► components why am I so incapable of [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► doing this on demand you know and why [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► when it works and when it happens is it [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► does it feel so miraculous to me and [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► it's just like why did I choose that but [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► I did and pow how would you know I mean [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► in my case how did I remember and [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► without getting a reminder I just [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► remembered that it's trashed and I had [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► to take out the trash before I get the [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► reminder then I get the reminder later [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► and it's like alright it's trash day it [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► must because I already took out the [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► trash how does that happen [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► is that is that location specific [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► gravity is that spooky tree Austin's [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► that could also be one in seven chance [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► okay there's also ice it's a bit the [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► birthday party problem the another thing [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► is though like for example here's [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► another thing I'm very interesting that [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► idea of naming and measuring because [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► once you can name things and then name [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► them more precisely you can measure them [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► and they can measure them more [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► I think stuff gets super interesting I [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► don't get into a spectrum disorder the [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► whore time travel no please no but but [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► you know I think it's super interesting [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► that all the kids who get tossed into [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► this one classroom when I was even let's [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► say an eighth grade but there's so many [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► different ways to name and measure like [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► what's going on and we're able to do [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► better things for those students because [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► now we have a way to name and measure it [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► I'll give you another one okay I [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► mentioned before I don't talk about [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► about wearables but but I I have have [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► dingus that attracts my motion like my [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► sleep and one of the things that can do [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► is my dingus can tell when I have walked [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► up steps and you know how it works [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► cuz I'd really understand how it works I [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► think it might be local gravity specific [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► mainly what it's doing supposedly is [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► it'll detect you just walked up you just [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► took 13 steps and the barometric [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► pressure changed a certain amount in [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► that 10 feet what your dingus is also a [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► barometer it's got it does barometric [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► pressure so for example yesterday we [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► grilled out which means going up and [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► down a bunch of steps even though I [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► didn't leave the house all day I got in [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► I got in 16 16 flights that's not [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► counting going down that's just going up [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► that it does that it doesn't does see I [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► wouldn't be able to detect that I [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► wouldn't be able to tell you oh I just [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► walked this many stories unless I was [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► counting did see that seems a little a [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► little magical we've had a way to name [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► it and now I have an easy way to measure [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► it and it's usually pretty accurate what [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► you think about that I think that that [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► is absolutely true I I just spent the [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► weekend at Lake Arrowhead in California [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► with these Judy that's fun con yeah [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► televisions famous Mac's phone call good [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► for you and Lake Arrowhead is at 1 mile [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► height it is same height up there as [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► Denver Colorado but it's not a city it's [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► the mile-high Lake and you immediately [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► because because there's no period of [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► acclamation you go from the deserts of [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► San Bernardino where people are having [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► swap meets at old drive-in movie [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► theaters where they're selling each [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► other Chevy truck parts and the air [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► feels like it is made out of play-doh [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► and then all of a sudden you're a mile [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► up and you can I mean you [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► wave your hand through the air and you [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► feel that there is less of it mm-hmm and [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► it rate isn't just that you're tired and [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► it isn't just that you're dehydrated and [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► it isn't just that you're kind of [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► panting for breath but there's just less [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► of what we know I mean there's just less [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► of what we depend on up there and uh the [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► squirrels are smaller yeah you know [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► small squirrels are that's a that's [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► something you you don't want to see [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► right the first time I makes you feel [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► first time I saw a fat squirrel blew my [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► mind there's two things do two things [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► about on would be ping-pong but but I [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► spent a lot of time growing up with [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► Florida where we have super skinny [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► squirrels I mean they are crazy skinny [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► guys how skinny they were until my lady [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► friend and I went to her home in [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► Baltimore and I saw a squirrel that was [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► fat and black it was super fat and super [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► black and it changed my life well and [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► that's probably it probably has to do [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► with the specific gravity of Towson and [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► and also the fact that or excuse me [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► Phoenix it was Phoenix ethnically they [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► have a Phoenix in Maryland - and and did [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► you know that rose from the ashes it [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► rose from the ashes of whatever of like [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► Frederick's town ah this is something [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► bringing the wars by by the city and [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► other ones by the river but in any case [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► I went back to Florida and I had a whole [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► new squirrels eye view of I realized it [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► was probably it was very very normative [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► of me to expect squirrels to be a [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► certain way well you know Florida does [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► not have a lot of squirrel food line on [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► the ground in there and you know it's [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► the fit and they have mange Florida [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► squirrels remain James high specific [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► gravity you got whatever can survive [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► everywhere right I mean squirrels are [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► fucking everywhere but here in Seattle [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► squirrels are their sides [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► size of cats no kidding there yeah [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► there's so much squirrel uh it's like a [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► squirrel banquet here Seattle squirrels [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► the girls are 15 a great name for a [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► pretty Oh the Seattle squirrels Seattle [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► squirrels that feels like a softball [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► team look at those little eyes yeah [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► and Seattle squirrels are super adorable [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► and their their tails are so fluffy [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► they're just fluffy up here and they're [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► they're friendly they're they feel very [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► de mess [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► dick I have squirrels all over here I [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► just was sitting in my kitchen making a [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► pot of coffee and I watched a squirrel [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► do a thing that always amazes me which [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► is he was going along a fence but he [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► wasn't going along the top of the fence [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► which seems like again if you are if you [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► have a relationship to gravity like I do [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► and you're you're traversing a fence you [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► would get up on top of it [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► and run along the top of it it's what [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► you see squirrels do they're certainly [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► capable but this squirrel was who kind [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► of running across the side of the fence [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► like skittering like skittering [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► skittering as though the fence was lying [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► flat except it was upright just going [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► straight across the side of the fence [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► magalie like us the the squirrel [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► matrix-like it's it's like a bullet time [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► squirrel that's think that's insane yeah [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► like it's running up the side of a wall [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► except it's running sideways along a [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► wall and I'm like squirrel why are you [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► doing it Shirley takes more effort then [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► either to run along the ground which [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► you're only four feet from or along the [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► top of the fence which are also only [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► four feet from it's an eight-foot fence [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► he must have his wires he had some [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► squirrel reason but he has the [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► athleticism and the fluffiness to pull [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► that shit off up at Lake Arrowhead the [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► squirrels are the size of a teacup I [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► think they're called the teacup [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► squirrels like arrows yep yep yep mm-hmm [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► and they are freaky right I mean those [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► squirrels can hide in a pine cone which [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► is not what you say is that was that [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► what John circus would call an [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► adaptation and evolutionary determinism [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► adaptation is that what that is [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► yeah I bet I bet they'll they either [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► they evolved uh to live in a pine cone [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► because that was the I mean they're you [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► know pine cone would make a nice house [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► if you were a small it's good maybe it [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► took dozens of years of trying to sleep [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► in different things before arriving at a [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► pine cone and against but they've got [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► two different tracks here that are [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► coming together you get the pine cones [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► over here you get squirrels over there [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► and you found some kind of a kind of a [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► relationship maybe maybe the pine cone [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► likes to be slept in sure both things [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► were evolving toward each other because [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► they wanted it mm-hmm right untied but [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► untouched spooky action at a distance [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► I feel like up at Lake Arrowhead right [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► so gravity waves they have got to be [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► different up there - no no question but [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► but how would we even know I don't [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► there's even way to measure it the funny [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► thing about going this year was and you [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► know this true you know this - from past [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► experience yeah there are a lot of these [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► things in our lives that that I mean I [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► used to look at a calendar of the year [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► and it just looked like a giant empty [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► mystery to me I would sit at New Year's [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► Eve and I would make some uh some dumb [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► pronouncement about the coming year but [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► it you know the things that were the [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► things that loomed were Presidents Day [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► Valentine's Day st. Patrick's Day [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► dot dot dot yeah but Labor Memorial Day [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► yeah the last day of school fourth of [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► July [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► Labor Day Halloween oh my birth I am and [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► and beyond that I had no idea what was [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► going to happen I mean none and then as [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► I and that frankly persisted well well [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► well into my late 20s and 30s even and [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► then when I did when I actually had a [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► career in music it involved a certain [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► amount of booking a tour in October but [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► we're booking it in April or June and it [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► was this amazing thing of like well up [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► ahead there's this thing that I know is [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► coming right and it's and it's real and [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► and so everything that I'm doing now is [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► in the shadow of this event and in my [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► future that I that's unknowable to me [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► although it's been meticulously planned [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► and you talk you talk to another person [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► about it it isn't like you said I'm [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► going to lose 400 pounds by Flag Bay [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► it's like you actually talk to somebody [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► else you won't talk about time travel [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► but you were both able to to work [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► together to wrap your head around the [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► set of dependencies that would enable [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► you to be in some college town I'm not [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► getting paid enough to do a rock show [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► you were able to see past those [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► signposts and [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► your birthday to be able to put together [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► a package sure somebody and not just [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► that somebody in st. Louis just wrote my [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► name down on their calendar and it [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► stayed and they and it stayed and that [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► and that calendar went to the local [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► alternative newspaper even though it [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► hasn't happened yet [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► right and that became that became a [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► really trippy thing that I that I [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► started and I I remember it was kind of [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► like the moment that you go from having [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► one key to four keys on your key ring it [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► was like uh by 2003 I could not only [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► tell you what I was doing in October but [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► because South by Southwest was a [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► flagpole in a calendar it became the [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► first thing that wasn't on everybody's [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► calendar right that wasn't Valentine's [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► Day it became the first thing that was [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► on my calendar and my gangs calendar but [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► it was going to be there every year [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► South by Southwest you knew what you [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► were going to be doing during South by [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► Southwest because we all went there and [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► then there were these tours that moved [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► around and these record release dates [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► that moved around that you could see in [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► the future oh but in the last eight [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► years I have planted so many of these [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► fucking flags Sketchfest in San [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► Francisco Joko Cruz Max von Khan for a [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► while there it was Comic Con was in [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► there and you know planting all these [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► different things see Fair in Seattle and [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► so forth where I knew I had a table gay [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► shion's it was it was the way my year [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► was built and there were there were [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► several years there where it felt like [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► well this is my life now I have I have [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► lots and lots of of events in the course [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► of a year that are cemented in there [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► like standing standing events standing [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► events right where I can where I could [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► put it into my calendar app and then [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► scroll down and say every year like [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► someone's birthday mm-hmm but then after [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► you do that seven years in a row you [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► start to feel like oh am i doing that [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► again mm-hmm [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► like as now my life become a thing where [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► where I'm not evolving anymore I'm doing [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► all these things like I'm just making [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► the rounds right hmm and and that had [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► and that can be a bummer and this year [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► on my way to max funk on I stir I had [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► that feeling I was just like I've done [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► this a lot and is this what I'm doing [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► again and I got up to the mountain and [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► by the time I left the mountain after [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► three days it felt like everything old [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► was new again right it was a really good [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► year and and it validated at least that [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► standing event you know that and that's [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► and that seems to be now a new process [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► for me go around and check in with all [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► these pylons and you know and have to [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► have to re-up with them and say this you [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► know this isn't a part of this isn't an [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► involuntary part of my life I can uproot [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► all these fence poles if I want but if I [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► go to them and and they then they still [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► work or they work in a new way I guess [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► um it's also okay to keep them and and [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► not have to and not feel like evolution [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► into it into a bigger but into a new [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► person I automatically negates these [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► things you're not just adding a bunch of [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► compulsory flag days like stay right or [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► or um you know or reflexively tearing it [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► all down because that's how you become a [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► new person [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► that's it's it's been a it's been kind [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► of a weird year because 2016 was such a [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► shit show from start to finish uh that [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► and and and it and it washed over into [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► the first half of 2017 so it felt like [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► talking with you personally or as a bezu [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► culture for me personally for everyone I [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► know personally and for the culture seem [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► a little bit cursed it really did [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► nothing good happened in 2016 as far as [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► I can tell uh but and and first part of [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► 2017 it said [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► really felt like is this our new reality [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► like everybody good dies out but like [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► everybody good dies and not and nothing [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► good happens but now it feels like [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► people are starting to pick up the [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► pieces and you know we are living at a [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► new reality but but we feel may be even [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► more charged to build good things I [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► don't know I don't know it's I'm feeling [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► up feeling a little hopeful well that's [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► it that's wonderful to hear [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► I another thing is how you described [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► that whole thing like okay you look at [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► your calendar coming up for the next [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► year and you going you know last day of [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► school I can imagine what that will be [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► like for me and Christmas I can imagine [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► what that will be like for me but [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► another funny thing and maybe this is an [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► old man thing but is that as that speeds [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► up and it's really felt like it's been [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► speeding up since especially high school [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► like whoa what happened there how did [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► that go by and you know and like for [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► example I use google photos and Google [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► photos well every few days like throw up [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► a like hey relive this day I'm just [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► other services that do this be like [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► really this day from you know five years [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► ago no way is that five years ago and [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► then I look at my kid in the picture I'm [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► like that was totally five years ago so [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► the other excite thing is it isn't just [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► that I can look at my calendar and see [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► how I will feel about that day but more [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► increasingly think about the people [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► around you and go like oh man [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► this is just gonna be ten this year [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► that's fucked up like how did that [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► happen I don't want that on my calendar [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► I'm not trying it just smoking I think [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► she's getting very tall the weird thing [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► about babies too is and I think this is [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► a this has been a huge lesson to me was [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► when my baby was born and people would [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► come by to drop off a casserole mm-hmm [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► like congratulations you had a baby I'm [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► bringing you a casserole and they [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► brought their babies who were a year old [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► hopelessly older than your child and [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► also grotesque you know a girl you know [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► I never hated anything more than a [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► seven-year-old my kid was born as like I [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► used to keep this thing around at this [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► point is worse than puberty these little [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► boys are the worst now they're so gross [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► and and the beat you know baby's head [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► grow faster than their bodies and so you [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► know there would be these nine month [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► olds or 1 year olds that would come with [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► their moms to drop off a casserole and [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► you're just like what kind of [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► encephalitis does your child have um [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► they just look just look unproportioned [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► or just like you spend all day staring [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► at a baby you get you can share it [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► you're uh you imprint on the baby yeah [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► and then your baby's one year old mm-hmm [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► and what's funny is when you look at a [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► newborn baby that baby doesn't look [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► strange it looks like a little baby I [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► mean a little wrinkled rotten little [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► acorn of a baby yeah but it doesn't look [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► weird right but then you look at a [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► three-year-old when you have a [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► one-year-old you're like whoa it's a [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► grotesque [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► yeah and that continues so I go to [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► elementary school now my kid is in [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► kindergarten and there are all these [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► fifth graders running around and I feel [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► like why are these people not building [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► trail I was mistaken it's not a junior [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► high thing it started fourth grade from [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► fourth grade till they're 22 they should [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► be working for the National Park Service [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► what 4th grade to 22 so proximately 12 [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► years of trail building think of the [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► trails we would have we have tremendous [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► tremendous trails and in the things at [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► first it would seem weird that they've [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► been conscripted into building trails [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► but I think really after a couple [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► generations it's just gonna feel like a [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► normal thing the thing is you're bonded [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► to your 10 year old so or your [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► nine-year-old so when she turns 10 is [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► fine you're tight Mia but you're not [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► gonna think I've had enough of this [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► child I want to send her to uh to work [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► for the forest [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► mm-hmm right she seems she seems normal [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► and like and like a wreath it's been a [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► reasonable progression yeah but from my [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► standpoint watching nine-year-olds run [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► around I'm like isn't there something [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► better we can be doing with these like [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► the good friar could be a private vote [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► you know maybe maybe there could be [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► something more like when you you make a [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► note maybe maybe the kids have like a [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► barcode or a QR code you can scan and [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► you know this kid looks like trouble [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► have enough people scan that kid trail [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► oh well yeah right why not I mean I knew [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► as tribute for them for the parks [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► department it's the lottery [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► except yeah instead of throw stones you [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► got to make your own clothes out of shit [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► you find by the road I've always thought [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► that that should be a thing that is true [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► on the roads every car has a barcode [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► if enough people scan your your your [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► barcode and put in asshole then your car [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► pulls over to the side of the road and [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► stops running enough people catch you [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► speeding and the governor kicks in guess [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► what now you're not going over 20 miles [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► an hour for a week it's like it's like [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► you go too fast you get too fast on your [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► internet and you use too much of your [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► internet and then they kick your way way [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► down as punishment for using too much [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► Internet [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► yeah they kick you down for using their [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► service I know I don't but but it feels [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► like it feels like maybe that is a way [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► that we could recapitulate the village [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► where everybody in the village knows [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► everybody else's business it takes this [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► village to scan a child that's right we [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► take away the anonymity of of our [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► metropolis I'd like to have a little bit [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► magnanimity there's a couple questions [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► like this into the trail I mean you know [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► don't go don't go out is one of the one [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► solution but also I mean yeah you don't [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► want to you don't want to be in in a in [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► a black mirror yeah well we're sitting [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► around the quad I just sit in the [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► cornfield I just want them to build [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► trail for no money for 12 years I don't [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► think that's too much to ask some of [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► these kids are a real problem John I you [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► know the thing about kids is that they [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► could self-select because I'm around [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► people all the time who because I'm [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► living in a world of liberal like modern [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► contemporary parents uh Ron people who [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► say well let me go ask my four-year-old [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► and see what she wants to do we always [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► do that yeah and it's like it's good to [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► take that into consideration but your [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► four-year-old sometimes just wants to [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► poop in their hand and throw it on the [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► wall that's true and if you're and you [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► are the grown-ups here and so eventually [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► you're gonna have too big a choice and I [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► think a lot of but but at a certain [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► point when they're 14 or even 10 I guess [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► what they want to do is a much bigger [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► part of your calculation and I think a [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► lot of 10 year olds just want to go do [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► something like weird and mechanical and [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► wouldn't it be great if we could also [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► it's like all those dummies that are [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► running on treadmills at the gym if the [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► Energy's going nowhere yeah if we could [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► just turn that into work [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► somehow tears in rain well this this [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► really hits close to home for me because [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► my daughter she's I don't say that she's [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► late to this she's been doing it a long [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► time but she's into the Minecraft which [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► is a video game that's kind of like Lego [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► you build stuff everything is a is a [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► cube and there's different kinds of [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► cubes and you can make this all this [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► amazing stuff so I'm just saying at this [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► point she already definitely has an [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► interest interest in infrastructure and [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► maybe I could leverage that if somebody [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► scan her hard enough five six people [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► scan her you know maybe she maybe she [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► goes to Oregon and makes a trail well [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► and minecraft does feel this is again on [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► the continuum of history and we're in [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► the middle of it minecraft has attracted [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► so much mind energy and so much time and [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► focus and like creative focus of such a [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► huge number of kids that we had never we [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► formerly didn't the all those kids were [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► not coordinated their efforts all across [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► America kids were building things with [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► Legos but there wasn't any central [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► repository they were they go under a [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► bushel basket right [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► I mean gravity was just pulling them and [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► in their own little muddy corner yeah [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► now we have all that collected energy [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► but we're still basically doing it and [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► making it making a thing that just is a [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► thing of itself it doesn't those [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► minecraft buildings aren't real hmm and [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► we're I think still thinking maybe in [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► terms of well we're all headed into this [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► virtual reality there we have the doors [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► are open the garage door is open down [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► we're gradually transferring our energy [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► into this space where think we're [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► unphysical things do become real because [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► they're real in this in this clewd mmm [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► they're only not real to us they're very [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► real to the people that are making them [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► right but they don't do actual work but [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► but increasingly if they're generating [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► bitcoins and how do you separate them [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► from things that are you know how do you [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► separate them from a windmill that's [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► turning that you know that's grinding [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► wheat in and making bread and windmills [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► don't make bread I know that so don't [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► please don't write in No [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► but but I don't necessarily know if that [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► we can't know right now if we are all [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► moving in there or if something is going [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► to come along and say wait this was a [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► this was a cul-de-sac and what we're [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► actually going to do is this you know [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► we're going to start using this [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► technology this way instead or you know [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► we're not settling this wild-west [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► of of minefield land where we're [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► building giant Eiffel Towers that [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► everybody can come see that was fun but [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► what that taught us is this what that [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► taught us is actually we're going to [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► start using phones that don't have [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► screens anymore we're gonna go back [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► we're gonna go back to flip phones right [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► back to mono mm-hmm who knows who knows [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► hmm how can we know how could we know [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► unless we wanted to talk about contract [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► mmm it's gonna have to come up at some [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► point but so I didn't use it as part of [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► it that minecraft is a little bit like [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► the exercise bike in the sense that like [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► do you think that should be actually and [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► again this when I'm not talking about [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► time travel but do you think those [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► should actually be generating something [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► for someone to live in somewhere where [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► that's another child in a Minecraft it [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► could be a squirrel who's tired of [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► living in a pine cone it could be could [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► be Jesse thorn who's up on a high [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► mountain shouldn't somebody be living [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► that or should we be harnessing the [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► energy in a spooky action sort of way to [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► direct all that activity is something [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► else some kind of an activity sink where [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► we could store all this like a battery [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► well what do you that's that is what I'm [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► saying [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► right like right so develop the first [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► one of these that we did was the the [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► widely distributed SETI work right [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► everybody right all the nerds around the [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► country set their computers so that when [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► they weren't actively working on them [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► they were using their distributed power [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► of all these IBM pcs with 128 K to to do [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► the you know the back-breaking labor of [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► of looking through all this data data [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► data data data data we don't have enough [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► room on our Cray supercomputer to [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► calculate all this fucking static and so [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► it's we're going to distribute it across [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► all these dumb compacts [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► and so but said he seems to be and and [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► and you know and part of like the [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► implication of the cloade [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► and oh and then the next thing was [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► file-sharing right then that that if you [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► went on and said I want to watch [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► Braveheart starring Mel Gibson uh I'm [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► gonna find it it's available out there [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► Emily announced ur type situation yeah [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► and the funny consequence of that was [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► the previous model of the last two [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► hundred years or whatever has been based [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► on privation and the idea of a limited [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► physical copy sitting in a store that [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► someone has a license to sell you going [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► to buy it that's one less copy in the [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► world not only was that up ended with [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► file-sharing but in fact turns out if [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► Britney Spears is mp3 was the most [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► popular mp3 you actually got it faster [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► not slower right right right that's not [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► just the license to sell that's a [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► license to ill mm-hmm-hmm but let you [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► look at somebody like an Elon Musk what [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► if what if an Elon Musk under you're a [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► fan of his work you could [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► similar-looking Elon Musk what if he [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► said hey who says batteries are only for [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► storing energy what if what about [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► battery the store different kinds of [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► things the obvious thing would be that [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► when you make your minecraft village [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► somehow I don't maybe your attention [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► goes into that you get attention sync [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► you get kind of a time battery are there [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► other kinds of things that could be [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► stored for future use inside of a [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► potentially renewable battery is that is [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► a cloud technology anybody is working on [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► right now exactamundo [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► so we know it's going somewhere all that [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► attention is going somewhere where are [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► we not capturing that if they're not [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► going to be building trail they should [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► at least be filling whatever the battery [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► is is is holding at a basic physical [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► level all of the typing that we all do [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► on our computer listen we think that [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► when we push the button down what we're [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► producing is a letter on our magic [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► screen okay but in fact we're also [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► generating heat that is dissipating [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► right and I don't mean battery heat but [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► you're pushing up and down on these [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► buttons so thermodynamically yeah right [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► on though we're pushing up and down on [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► these buttons and they are tiny levers [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► and they have resistance built into them [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► like there is resistance to make it feel [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► tactile we could be just using those tie [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► weird like unroll a piano key like in [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► big and dance a jig but we have these [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► little buttons because we like the feel [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► of them and we like the clickety [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► clackety sound but then all these are [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► the letters and all that heat makes [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► words the words make sentences so [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► science of something's accumulating it [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► is but what we're what we're missing is [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► that we could also be harnessing the [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► energy the tiny little energy if we had [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► little generators attached to the keys [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► of the keyboard sort of like we need a [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► kid you get one of those flashlights she [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► goes use use use use you it looks like [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► one of those things MOOCs use to get [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► their hands strong you go Zhu Zhu Zhu [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► you and that charges up the battery [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► similar kind of situation there's some [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► kind of a kinetic potential kinetic [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► energy that there's moving moving [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► through the device and is then getting [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► snowed in Elon Musk battery well yeah so [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► we we think of power generation through [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► through friction as being something that [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► we do on a large scale like at out of [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► the at a hydroelectric dam [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► we're running tons and tons of water [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► through these giant generators but if [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► every computer in the country had a tiny [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► little had tiny little generators under [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► every key but they were all linked [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► together in such a way that we were [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► generating megawatts of electricity just [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► from the action of our fingers pushing [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► these buttons up and down we think we're [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► doing one kind of work which is making [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► words but the actual but we're also [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► actually generating electricity just [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► like we were just like we are if we're [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► running on a treadmill [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► we're actually generating power [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► experience if this is not diminished at [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► all in fact we like we like the the [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► frisson as you say that that met shot in [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► the experience we like that but then [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► like where's that going to go [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► it's the regenerative braking concept [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► like if you take your battery-powered [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► car up to 80 miles an hour and then you [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► put on the brakes why don't you put some [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► of that energy back in the battery the [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► more you stop the more energy you get [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► the love you love you make is equal to [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► the love you take mm-hmm but so if you [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► then figure out a way to use mind to [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► capture mind energy the same way all [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► these kids out there making my [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► Kraft Eiffel Towers I don't mean to [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► suggest that we that we invent a game [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► that employs that power to actually [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► create something that the kids don't [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► that they're not aware they're creating [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► their play yes it they wouldn't miss it [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► they're already doing nothing to help [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► society at least we did whatever their [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► pleasure is and find some way to put it [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► into like a into a into a device a [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► storage device so kind of a kind of [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► existential hard drive or that they are [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► building a larger structure that they're [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► not aware of because the game that [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► they're playing like for instance I sit [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► in place fucking threes all day hey now [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► because I got back on the habit I [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► thought I I thought I had kicked it I [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► thought I could do it I thought I could [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► go bad I was bummed but I just play play [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► game on New Year's Eve yeah just to [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► celebrate my you know my independence [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► but what if moving those numbers around [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► was actually somehow also calculating [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► something and I shall show you something [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► here I just sent you a link to something [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► in Skype you don't have to click it but [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► let me just explain to you yes I have [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► them at how a problem I have home [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► automation I have things I have I have [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► the brand of light cloud Philips hue [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► lights [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► hey nerds present you're saying this out [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► loud I know I know I don't get hacked [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► but the thing is did you say hey I gotta [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► get hit I'm saying like micro [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► sister-in-law [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► every every time she uses the same [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► username and password and tells me she [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► got hacked yes I got hate I got hacked [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► that's cuz you using bits here's the [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► thing this is the thing that changed [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► this whole thing I'm going somewhere [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► with this is called the Philips hue tap [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► switch and this is the thing that [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► changed everything is any room where you [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► got these dingaling lights do you want [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► to be a person who's using your phone to [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► turn the lights on and off no you won't [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► have a switch on the wall now this which [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► is really cool kind of costly but it's [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► really cool because it's got four [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► buttons on it and you can program the [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► buttons to do all kinds of stuff in most [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► cases these are that big fat button is [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► usually the off button and then you can [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► have what's called a scene associated [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► with it but wait the whole thing is a [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► button so it's four buttons do you see [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► each of the I'm looking at it I have [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► three buttons then that's got four [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► because the big one the one with the one [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► dot is actually a big button oh the hole [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► so big stuff anywhere that's not a [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► button is also a button [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► oh right that would that put that your [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► battery in store it yeah things the but [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► this things its revolutionary it's [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► changed everything in the house but [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► here's the thing about this if you're [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► looking at that specifications ready for [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► this this thing it doesn't have a [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► battery it doesn't have an electric it [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► is powered by wait for it kinetic energy [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► by using this thing you power this thing [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► there it is there it is there it is [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► kinetic energy what every one of our [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► computers could be doing this right now [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► the energy that we put into them starts [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► small let it begin with me you limit my [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► bullshit typing here on the keyboard how [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► is that not powering my computer and [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► generating Bitcoin isn't that something [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► that could be happening it has a [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► background called a background process [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► beebeep people be but could it put it [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► into the storage facility I don't know I [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► don't think I get too small I mean yes [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► we're all interested in batteries yes we [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► would like for these things to last [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► longer but I mean let's look for cases [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► where people just do a normal shit gives [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► us diable resources much like the game [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► minecraft when your computer is sitting [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► on your lap and it makes your crotch hot [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► yes your crotch is also making the [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► computer hot now why are we not [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► harnessing why are we not wearing like a [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► cameo codpieces now that that are okay [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► you're saying that are no reckoning that [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► heat okay it's a touchless near-field [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► maybe it's touched it could be a touched [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► crotch but the point is they're in [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► proximity to each other and in the same [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► way that you use SETI to pick up [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► non-existent radio noise that may or may [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► not be an alien in this case educate me [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► a crotch blocker that is that is drawing [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► that out your Europe your recharging the [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► codpiece now as well as providing a [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► buffer and it's win-win-win-win-win well [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► or you could you could build a whole you [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► could build it you could I guess [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► probably with with tools just around [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► your house they make the whole suit out [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► of codpiece just like a black box right [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► yeah it feels like that that would be [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► like that suit that that guy was trying [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► to make where he could go out and live [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► with the grizzly bears and not get eaten [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► alive [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► panda suits in China when they've got [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► they've got pandas that they're vicious [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► they eventually will reintroduce into [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► the wild the people dress up in panda [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► outfits to handle them it's so cute [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► although the works it could just be that [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► they're furries god bless them yeah and [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► they just want to be interacting with [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► the pan doesn't have a special suit but [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► the house rug is that I wonder if one of [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► those people goes into the Panda [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► enclosure after dark after horse [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► enclosure after dark after horse [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► but panda reintroduction after dark [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► what's up but I I was thinking about a [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► codpiece where you actually it was like [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► a it was like a radiator you ran cold [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► water in one side warm water out the [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► other you're you're you're heating up [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► your shower also cold fusion or Sullivan [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► generator you're able to the suit [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► generous you're going to generate things [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► like like bait based minerals you're [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► going to get I mean cold cold cold [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► coming back could be like super train [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► right we you're collecting trace amounts [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► of platinum and gold out of your crotch [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► sheet [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► we just throw so much away you know and [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► we really throw it away really where is [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► away have you ever looked at your body [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► under a blacklight I mean really really [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► looked at yeah yeah you know it's it's [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► not good I'll take a crime scene the [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► thing about the thing about a black [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► light african-american light sorry a fat [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► fat black light is we use them in Alaska [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► as part of a gold-mining operation [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► because uh you cuz you see as a Santa we [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► see the color right it highlights it [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► like a like a fluorescent Led Zeppelin [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► poster you just see it right there gold [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► right well yeah and you can you can put [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► a black light you know and and and [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► discern the minerals in obscene would it [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► otherwise is a bucket of sand oh it's [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► pretty hot that's amazing you're working [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► at a gold mine yeah [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► and you're living in a cabin that [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► doesn't have electricity and you turn [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► out the gas lights that are on the walls [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► at night because it's time to go to [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► sleep and in the process of laying there [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► being tormented by the sound of [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► mosquitoes that are flying around you [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► you find a black light in order to see [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► the mosquitoes so that you can kill them [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► in the dark [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► because you're not gonna light the [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► fucking lamp again and then because [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► you're a teenager you shine the black [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► light on yourself and then you see all [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► of the stuff that's on you all the [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► dander but you couldn't see in the [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► fingerprints and the crazy like things [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► on your body that are glowing naming [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► naming and measurement John that's right [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► right so you're seeing you're seeing the [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► unseen was that stuff not there until [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► you saw it nay right [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► it's always been there you've always the [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► dander has always been on you what stuff [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► is on me right now that would glow if I [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► only let it glow and how would you know [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► let your let that light under a bushel [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► shine let it glow let it glow yeah yeah [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► I love this Phillips hue tete well you [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► know the big mind fuck for me was when [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► you sent me that um keyboard for my [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► computer that was solar-powered is how [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► crazy is that [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► I'm never this right this isn't using [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► the Logitech k760 the Logitech k76 I use [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► in a row now using right now as we speak [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► and you know what the energy is going [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► fucking nowhere all that playful Sun [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► being captured so I can sit sit here [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► look up pictures of the Adventure Time [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► minecraft [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► mashup that isn't out yet what a waste [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► what a terrible waste but as we know [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► your office has no Sun in that at all [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► Sun cannot penetrate no way that's to [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► where you yeah you're back by the [TS]