149: Gleekless (A Superhero Draft)
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the incomparable number 149 july 2013
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welcome back to the uncomfortable this
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is one of my very favorite sorts of
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episodes we do these every so often
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i'm your host Jason smell and tonight
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we're going to do a draft if you are
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familiar with sports or fantasy sports
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you know draft is a is a meeting where
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people select things in order once
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something has been taken it can't be
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taken by another person we used in that
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kind of draft is that kind of draft i
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thought this was the beer episode I just
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left my door open i invited you put a
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little shocked like a big big sock
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underneath the bottom of the door so
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that it doesn't get in started writing
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something but i thought back and edit
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yeah the second round I i joined the
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army that yes it will just end this
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episode here this is this gold
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thanks for being here everybody want to
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thank my guess what I didn't introduce
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so it's me in the past we've drafted
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we've we've drafted characters from all
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television shows ever
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we drafted movies at one point have we
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done any other drafts that I'm
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forgetting are those times we draft
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canceled shows i believe at one point we
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drafted old cancelled TV shows that we
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love yes that's right well so this in
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this episode we're going to draft
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superheroes
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yeah let me explain well let me explain
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the rules i am going to be the final
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arbiter of whether somebody is a a hero
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or a villain villains are not eligible
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what if if you want to draft a pure
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villain you are not going to be allowed
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you have to draft heroes and wrap that
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takes Skeletor out that does take skill
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around the running its trail I've done
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this podcast is over i also let's see
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what else i want to point out here one
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of the ground rules is we're not going
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to have multiple versions of the same
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superhero and in specific i'm talking
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about for example Green Lantern there
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are many different Green Lantern's there
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are many different and Men you can pick
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one but everybody doesn't get their own
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ant-man or whatever why would you want
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one or their own for your own green
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lantern and again i will be the arbiter
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of whether a hero is is enough of a
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variation to not qualify so if that
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comes up because my panelists tend to be
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checks and man off the list
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and to be cheaters so hello mindless
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hope i have seriously read whole day
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whole my whole list is just the word
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hulking giant letters i would allow Red
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Hulk separate from-from critical Tennis
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Hall just a lot of walks out there there
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there are plenty so i have before the
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show I selected randomly a draft order
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will go in order and then we'll just
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start from the beginning again we're not
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going to any of that fancy snake stuff
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that's what the people at Hydra do
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here's the order it's good and i'm going
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to introduce my panelists in the order
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where they'll pick and and the first up
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will be Lisa Schmeisser hi Lisa
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hello you get the first pick
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congratulations i did get the first to
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pick now or do we want to have to really
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guess we wait until everybody gets
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introduced second paper p
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oh yeah come on Dan more in your the
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second pic i think it's only appropriate
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if we be introduced as a rogue's gallery
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today oh thank you that's very nice go
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back in time and do that Scott McNulty
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is the third pic hi Scott
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hello it's good to have you your neck
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it's your superhero expert aren't you
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I well I think my my knowledge of
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superheroes kind of ends the late
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nineties so it'll be good but it'll just
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be all Rob Liefeld Chris okay fair
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enough if you got the life help Steve
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let's you're the fourth pic oh man I'm
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forth you are i am so gonna get sniped
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your first in our hearts but 4l that's
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good at least and number five is Monty
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Ashley hi Monty hello good to have you
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thank you I as the host and I'm a
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generous person and I will go last
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the goal here we're going to we're gonna
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draft somewhere between five and seven i
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don't know how many because these tend
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to go really long and the idea here the
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premise that at least i have is that
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you're creating a superteam these could
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be themed in some way or just the finely
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honed super team that will keep the
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planet safe from injury any anything can
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go and get based on our past rafts
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anything we'll go and we'll have
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ridiculous super teams at the end i have
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no idea what you mean I don't suppose
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you do Lisa you uh the time has come
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you can make your first election and
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then explain if you if you would like
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you why you've chosen this this hero
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with the vaunted first pick in the draft
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see I was actually expecting to go like
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third or fourth so high pressures on
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and yeah he's out but I'm the first one
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the first I'm gonna pick is Emma Frost
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oh good one who was a villain but then
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became a hero hero and the reason I'm
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gonna pick her also that's on the table
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yeah sure get to know good to know good
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to know in there and the reason going to
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pick hers because i think every good
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superhero team needs to have somebody
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who can monkey around in people's brains
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and see if they're lying or not and also
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having a psychic on the team tends to
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keep other people honest
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huh I was the comic book version of the
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january jones version i wanted a useful
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pic i think the economic contraction
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version I i was looking I looked her up
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in the Marvel encyclopedia and had a
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laugh because the picture of her in the
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Marvel encyclopedia is even by her
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standards she's wearing a skimpy outfit
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and I do think oh it's rich is she is
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she allergic to clothing know this stuff
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from the eighties is absolutely
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ridiculous even that even 90 z was very
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weird because I only ever recall her as
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a villain
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diamonds don't need clothing like I
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think I stopped I stopped reading before
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she had a change of heart i love her as
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cycleops his girlfriend actually was a
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great great change ya know and I would
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love it if they if she actually were
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closed closed you know what we grant
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morrison did the reboot they gave Jean
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Grey a full set of clothing to wear and
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many other people and poor Emma was
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still running around in that
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midriff-baring top with the with the
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cutouts and I kept thinking maybe this
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is like her way of keeping people off
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balance maybe there's some sort of quasi
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feminist explanation for this but yes I
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whatever that
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yeah whatever it is that we even if it'd
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be nice if the woman could put on
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something that covered her midriff
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everyone I mean she knows what they're
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thinking
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yes yes she has a very sensitive naval
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yeah are diamonds and diamonds don't
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need clothing that's now you know now
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but now she's really interesting because
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she's the one who I'm took Bobby Frost &
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and one she had possession of his body
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back to her villain days sheshe amped up
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his his mutant powers and so she knows
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how to amplify people's powers and again
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that seems
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a pretty useful skill to have so all
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right that's uh that's a good pic we're
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gonna move on Dan the tell us what you
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so I mean I'm of the opinion that you're
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not really a super team unless you have
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a billionaire philanthropist playboy no
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yes yes going to take my mom's being
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yeah is that you had with the legal i
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doing up
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no I i'm choosing Oliver Queen also
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known as green arrow ok also qualifies
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as a billionaire philanthropist play
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with no that's not a genius that's what
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you left out genius on how i did c.c.
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I'm all your coloring with our hands
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here and yeah I watched her ova no
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cheese no now I liked that show i would
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love to talk about that show so yeah I
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was gonna say i have been watching that
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I've been kinda marathoning that this
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weekend I actually really enjoy it it's
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actually pretty good
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maybe you guys could go off some time
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into an arrow episode that could be when
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I'm not on which has got a while yeah
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those he's got I i like i like both the
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the TV version of him and also I've been
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watching a lot of a justice justice
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league cartoon recently and i like that
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version of all equally into so I Molly
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Quinn fan now I've converted all right
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oh he's my he's my lead pick green arrow
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got the white queen and Ally queen so
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far right or or we've got white queen
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and green arrow so who will be the next
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color theme superhero care to make it
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into effector my backup was was Freddie
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Mercury who is in queen and also queen
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elizabeth the second strange
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hello she is a greater she with a
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Corey's man Scott Morgan Scott it's your
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it is my turn i am going to buck the
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Queen trend
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well I'm sorry although this this
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characters aren't coming
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ok the thing from the Fantastic Four
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it's clobberin time
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it's clobberin time Jewish these four
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burn more do you need to know he's a
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he's got a blind blind girlfriend he is
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a black girlfriend because he's ugly
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she's an artist she's a fabulous modern
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artist that's true the scroll take her
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every once in awhile for the cruel
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whatever the hell those girls yes its
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I my girl was never guy my colorful
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college is very shaky but i do enjoy the
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thing and he hits things sometimes you
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have spikes he's very strong
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he's misunderstood all right the thing
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the thing interesting first pick but
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there's lots of good things about the
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don't judge the thing no I'm not judging
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I'm judging you for picking up well
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that's fair enough
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Steve you're up with your first-round
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pick like Scott I to enjoy the thing but
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he's off the board he is this point so
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also all versions of the thing kid thing
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alternate universe thing in the universe
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thing thing and a half that's right
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they're all gone thing from earth-616
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number one thing to know no well you
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could try anything and I'll rule but I
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think I don't think that you know
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everything is right any sign of thing
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yeah go ahead Steve I'm gonna take a
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slightly different tag then since thing
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is off the board and I'm gonna go with
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silver age Aquaman em because I know
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you're all ready to take what
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differentiates the Silver Age Aquaman
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from the other Aquaman we might have no
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idea ask Wikipedia Delta is the one with
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the stupid orange shirt right silver age
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actually still has both his hands
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greater accra man is in fact though
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isn't he the lamest of Aquaman but he's
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officially the son of an Atlantean half
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Atlantean at that point as as I think
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distinguishes him from Golden Age
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distinguishes them from Superfriends on
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this is super super friends Aquaman I'll
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get the lamest of Aquabats are exactly
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going here see partly on taking him
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selection you know over seventy percent
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already covered more raw surface area
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than any other single hero can possibly
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hope to services 90 cockpit
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your things I want it's not to be it's
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not that he talks to fish god it's that
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first talked to him because anyone can
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talk to fish did they don't even have to
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talk its telepathic man group from a
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long ways away he can communicate with
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the fish
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these which is odd because sound carries
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better in water than it does on land i'm
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just laying in a in a fistfight i would
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go with the thing over Aquaman well what
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about your first appointment could have
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a hook wanted when some sort of maritime
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emergency arises far out what he's got
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what containing up to achieve and God
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forbid actually be under the sea
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all right i mean if you if you think
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that shark repellent is going to cut it
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when Lex Luthor built a secret base in
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the Mariana Trench you gotta be more
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might I think might have something to
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say that I think I i think steve makes a
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good point about what happens under the
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sea Sebastian from The Little Mermaid by
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the way not eligible not a hero just
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can't clear want a much better down
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where it's wetter just yeah oh yeah but
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he's not here he's more of a
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song-and-dance man
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Monty you're up I believe every
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superhero team needs the brains the guy
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who comes up with the plan
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the question that Justice League
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oh I thought you're heading towards like
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the question is what kind of bring are
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we supposed to get your pic with also
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you get fun Abbott and tell tell me
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about the question Monty i'm not very
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familiar with the question this is is is
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this the guy that was one of those
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charlton heroes
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yeah he was kind of turned into Rock
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right right watchman but the Justice
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League Unlimited version is one of the
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best superhero characters ever created
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I wouldnae Montoya turn into the
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question after 52 yeah like because they
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got rid of the guy but you're a convict
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sage is it ok well you know that's his
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original he's got a mass that makes them
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have no face which is fun so easy to
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cosplay as you just take out a blue hat
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and a trenchcoat nice nice had and he's
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a completely crazy conspiracy theorists
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in one episode
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he's off-screen just investigating
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baskin-robbins see if he really has 31
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flavors when he's being interrogated all
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you can say is useless information like
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the things that the ends of shoelaces
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are Aglets is he's great italia alright
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the question is not hearing from jail
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you he's he's gonna be the brains of the
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of the outfit that's good does he or
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does not break pinkies as a matter of
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course I that is
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he was in jail you mm-hmm
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all right he should I moving all shit
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it's my turn to close out the first
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round and I cannot believe that you guys
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allowed me thank you you're very kind to
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leave spider-man on the board
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I want you to take a micro not
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understand what might run out or not if
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you're not ready superheroes though
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they're just how it goes
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people that's like is Captain Kirk a
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superhero not really he's just a guy on
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a spaceship the amount of bed do that is
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he doing that maybe that maybe so that
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they Peter Parker the amazing spider-man
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my all-time favorite superhero and I
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need I need an a-lister to two lead off
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my team and Spidey is the one that I
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choose how could i not he's he's the
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pastor IIT was supposed to have a
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listers on them because I gotta rethink
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yeah well you may have a different
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approach and that's fine for you but not
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for me i wanted to go with somebody big
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in the first round glad he was still on
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the board
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you can't argue with with Spidey that
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Lisa we begin the second round and back
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to you okay i think that every superhero
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team does need a genius and a plotter
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and somebody who can think 10 to 20
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steps ahead of everybody else and my
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pick for that is Barbara Gordon as
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oracle because she's not you know say
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Tony Stark level but she's smart she has
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a history of out-thinking the
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competition she has a history of
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anticipation that she told that she
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learned from Batman and she also more
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importantly had as a history of being
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underestimated and I like to think that
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she would act as a good check to my
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frost because no matter what a metra no
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matter what Emma tries to put Babs will
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have anticipated it is very nice i like
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that and and the Oracle Oracle version i
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guess that means the Barbara Gordon is
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Batgirl is off the board
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oh yeah probably
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I'm pics for the price of one yeah this
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is true what were there other bad girls
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other bad girls always there are many
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many guys are also make it that early
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like Cassandra Cain there's some some of
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them are bat wings are also available
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alright that was just so we're clear
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that's good that's that's great you've
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got Marvel and DC living together their
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least of which I appreciate
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well Dan yeah my next pick is I think
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you know I think my team needs some some
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kickass lady and that there are a lot of
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options i think to choose from here but
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I'm going to pick Ororo Munroe also
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known as storm specifically in her
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whatever is the seventies or eighties
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where she is the badass mohawk that's a
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really nineties eighties and nineties
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and yeah is that whenever it doesn't
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version where she's got like a black
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leather vest in the mohawk and she's
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just really really think she has it
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again now too because she's feeling you
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back to that I haven't read an x-men
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comic in 20 years
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yeah well your sound very current good
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job well I thanks thanks i try i mean
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she has power over whether that's nice
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is true
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that's a nice that's nice thing to have
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its handy you know in a variety of
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circumstances you can fly way better
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powers than green arrow now you know
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everybody's got everybody's gotta pull
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their own weight
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he's got money though that's the green
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indeed and archery don't underestimate
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what he's always been one of my favorite
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DC characters though I realize this is
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especially about storm but green arrows
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always been fun
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I like that he that he gets a little
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love pain in the ass especially around
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Hawkman and that actually store storm is
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kind of sassy too so that's a good
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combination she never liked any credit
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she keeps Wolverine in line
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oh she's great that way the Assessors
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between Ali's fancy mustache and storms
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fancy mohawk you're going through a lot
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of hair product on your there's gonna be
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some hair
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you probably want any flame producing
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heroes and a detective detective bodies
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to characterize what you want to reading
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the michael jackson Pepsi's Shawnee
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every storm is still sitting in the
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green room hoping to be picked
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it's all Scott you're up yet now you're
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gonna make i have the thing everyone
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knew I think I did anything
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ap have the thing
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now you might notice a trend I don't
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want to play my hand too soon but I
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can't resist everything does need a
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genius so i'm going to pick Reed
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Richards mr. fantastic nice he said that
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being the fantastic five you are you're
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this is a very strange combination Reed
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Richards and the thing I know who would
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have thought it takes a genius like me
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those together i'm thinking if we go
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over for pics we're in some trouble here
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is getting out now i'm tempted to stop
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just to get the reaction we don't need
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to be me doing that's hardball drafting
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their strategy and how can you know when
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the doctor who calls himself mr.
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fantastic well i think yes well and i
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will be happy to hear that you chose him
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because Indiana is a big fan of mr.
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fantastic Lisa and I have been known to
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on this very podcast a mockery Richards
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i have i have heard some kind of a
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journal but you know when you're when
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you're super rich and you invented the
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material that most superheroes used for
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their you know their costumes unstable
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molecules from you can be known as much
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more entertaining and Reed Richards
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would ever be though I didn't have to
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read and invent unstable molecules are
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just discovered them Scott really he
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probably is that a belies that I think
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he probably invented them he went to
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some alternate dimension alright created
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Kaiba you gotta see he's going to be
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using pretty fantastic
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he has several spaceships fantastic are
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fantastic is he and he's also a
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millionaire fast and that is great i
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mention tripping he's boring he's got
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that you know he has great great temples
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because he's so wise if like Israel but
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not smart enough to figure out how to
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make a plausible hair dye is while
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that's true he took his whole family
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into an experimental rocket make sense
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smart enough not to use Grecian formula
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so that's a plus
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Reed Richards isn't about pretense man
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he just leave it all out there natural
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like yeah it doesn't have time he's
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breaking big thoughts and and yeah
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stretches and he's going to this yes I
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say he invented yoga too is that we're
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going with no he didn't but he perfect
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match I'm study of a little bit
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exasperate yoga instructors because
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they're all okay now do this thing where
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you take your your feet behind you
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isn't balance on your wrist and riches
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all yeah amateur hour he's busy yeah and
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bows with his feet
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I'm imagining read retiring and
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replicate any setting up a yoga studio
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and people walk in and they're like oh
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no forget it they just turned and walked
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back out you're gay existed before Reed
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Richards but it was substantially less
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fantastic exactly what she's reading a
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philanthropist or you just have a
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billionaire genius i think i just really
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ingenious yeah okay does not like to
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give back to the consumer power
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billionaire genius so many other
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outplayed gun could go on all those
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fantastic cars and I can needs test
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that's good
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ya know she's fun and you know she
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doesn't spend a lot of time bash your
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head into wall boiling her fate or or
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wondering why can't you just be normal
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or whatever and and it helps that again
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she was she's got a back story where
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she's like yeah I'm kinda awesome or
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less the deity
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I like it and I'm one indictment
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yeah Mike in your group this is nice ya
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know it was between her and power girl
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except that the writers can never quite
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figure out what power girls backstory is
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and there was a mini-series on her back
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and like I want to say the early two
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thousands were they were supposed to
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iron it out accepted basically ended up
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being four episodes the first thing on
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her underwear you know having an
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existential crisis which I'm sure was
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fun to draw but you know didn't really
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do a whole lot for the character and
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also power girl kind of hates Barbara
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Gordon so that would have been a bad and
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our personal team dynamic well she's
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still on the board should be an
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auxiliary member maybe down the road
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yeah Dan you maybe not dan you've got
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green arrow and storm
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well you need somebody who's going to
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provide a certain amount of moral Center
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and direction for your group and in in
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my case I think you need someone who's a
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bit of a patriot as well so I think I my
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next pick in Jason usual i hope
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appreciate this is a comparison the
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Crimson Dynamo the Crimson Dynamo
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american-made nice
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Oh from the tick from the tech yes
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indeed what ad the most capable i would
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argue of almost a superhero in the tick
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by possibly the only capable superhero
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in the tick what every neighbor for the
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tvs here I captain Liberty I believe
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yellow right or do something captain
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every day
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yeah yeah so but she she does though she
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has no superpowers I believe she is a
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acrobatic she has an olympic-level
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acrobatics yeah and she has a stiletto
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high-heels in a tiara that you can throw
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I mean you know legally distinct from
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other superheroes
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yeah she's good she is the only way and
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she also is very good at fending off
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deflator mouse's advances honor yes that
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is let's do it well that is very
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important because he's a you know that
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they have a little bit of a dispute
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going on a little oil and water yeah I
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prefer american-made to captain Liberty
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but i think i do prefer batmanuel oh
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yeah to deflate mouse that's exactly
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because the crazy wears eyeliner racing
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with nestor carbonell he doesn't need
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any eyeliner know he really doesn't
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that's his superpower is that is he was
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my next pic damn you might maybe he will
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be reliable
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I have a logistical question Jason as
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long as we're as long as we're here
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yes I are there in fact as many rounds
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as you have you stipulate here because
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man I did not plan for that many rounds
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and i will start thinking now
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well I we could go up to seven i think
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five is the Milgram so I've been told
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five so I I came prepared with five I
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can scramble and get a couple others
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well you just keep pondering I've got
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your back list we got some grease got
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some great people still on the board
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Scott you're up you've got the thing and
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in a head scratcher mister fantastic
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it's crazy and I don't know where I'm
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going next but i think that i did a
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little firepower and who better to then
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provide firepower to a team of maybe for
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people i don't know that's just I'm just
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guessing but a man who in fact can turn
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into flame perhaps a human torch of
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sometimes I want to pick Johnny Storm
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the human so you're not gonna pick the
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original Marvel human torch that was the
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and robot the robot 10 know that was
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like you're gonna go with Johnny Storm
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gonna go with that one Jillian but
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Johnny Storm is awesome yeah Johnny
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Storm is awesome yes awesome he can fly
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around shoot things go supernova he's
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exactly like got played by chris evans
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who also played Captain America so you
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don't have an architect i get for
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Captain America and the humidor you
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don't believe how I'm thinking Christian
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Bale you didn't pick precise don't know
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but yes she would Johnny Storm and he
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has a superhero name install that's true
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then we struck me as kind of a whiny
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dude now he's the only one on the team
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that's not wine yes Angie yeah now you
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see true he's just he's just a hothead
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he has poor impulse control but he also
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is he's also made of fire
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yeah well he's key he's currently assess
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that he's currently assess the
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opportunities for behaving like a total
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baller and and like that is that this
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whole thing is is hey I'm a superhero
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why shouldn't I get bottle service at
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clubs why shouldn't I go home without it
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yeah no I think it's nice to get you
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gotta pick up with you you know you
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gotta take what you can get exactly true
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all of it
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exactly Steve you have Aquaman and the
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Wonder Twins you are praised basically
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going to move into the Hall of Justice
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at this point it's true well yeah I'm
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gonna take a different tack now okay
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so I realize this while watching those
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dumb Carl's jr. Man of Steel tie and
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commercials where Superman is creating
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potholes for the the local
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municipalities to clean up and I
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realized that I disagree that you
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necessarily need a genius in your group
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i certainly don't have one or more a
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moral Center command i guess i'm not
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having one example but there is one
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thing that I think in this modern world
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you do need and that is a good lawyer
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and to this end I take harvey birdman
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attorney-at-law significance a good
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lawyer as you as you might have guessed
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my general plan here is to assemble the
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most incompetent possible group that
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might still have some hope of fighting
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so it seems like you know the harvester
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Mike to might be a useful asset to the
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team so you could have gone with the
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she-hulk there cuz she's also a lawyer
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is everywhere there's nothing for you go
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and she-hulk does she get to mr. across
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though and and burst out of her now she
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actually goes into the core sizable
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panting we're taking out Big hulked
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helped out with a big big pantsuit on
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I like that well she's still out there
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and I may need to rethink what you could
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you could form a law firm
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I like harvey birdman with your future
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fix exciting that's a different way to
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plus I think it's also crucial that you
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can sue into retirement any other heroes
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that might horn in on your turf you know
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you know i think really hard about your
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team's lawyer doug already it's a third
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around he's already worried your perfect
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lame we don't want it haha surface my
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turf is the entirety of the oceans and
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and olives and so around said yes I
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understand
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generally no no I will let you know that
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sand can in fact absorb or join with any
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neighboring body of water so is and is
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not just sand sized and shaped at all
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alright keep that good good to know
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so if you're done if you were to drop
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him off in Chicago he quickly become
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like Michigan well you certainly could
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if you chose to yeah we could drown
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Aquaman save him what my thinking is if
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you're gonna go that far then he should
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be able to fuse with the water vapor in
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the air and basically take whatever size
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body of water that he was
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said anytime you'd like to be the ocean
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he got there he can't he's not that good
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form of the ecosystem but I find that in
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the super bowl of underwear he generally
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fits in a bucket
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oh yeah that's something limits the
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options so I'm children of the ninety
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percent of water that makes up your body
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see that's creepy don't do that yea
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Monty you pick the question and the
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Great and Powerful turtle where are you
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going next
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well I really was going to pay big barda
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next but since that you are getting you
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know it's right there so i'm going to go
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to my next choice which is almost as
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good as big Barda and I prepared to have
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an argument over this red sonja yeah ma
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now Red Sonja pic technically in a comic
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and marvel comic book and had a team up
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with spiders with spider-man is it has a
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current comic book i believe written by
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fantasy author Peter Brett well I have
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the star wars comics can I take on solo
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no did he teamed up with spider-man
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oh my god i would read that I don't need
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to have a lot of that i'm going to allow
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it because of the spider-man team-up
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which I knew about to Monte and I think
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that that puts it over the interval or a
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fireman Claus well red Sonia is awesome
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and kills things as good as any man so
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that's why i'm picking she kills like a
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man yeah like he's friends with
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spider-man and she's friends with
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spider-man
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yeah she got brought to the future man
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2x somehow took over Mary Jane's body
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yes and help spider-man attacking museum
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or something that's it always you made
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better to die
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seems it was an evil museum what do you
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know about this episode was going to be
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ridiculous
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no serious business that's what their
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lawyers present
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alright it's my she-hulk you're with
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it's my turn I have separated and why
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would that not a legal drama basic a
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stir in the remake they're doing a fire
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inside I'm spider-man in the tick right
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now in my in mine and at the risk of
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showing my hand here i'm gonna i'm gonna
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pick a DC character i'm not a big dec
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comics fan but I actually really enjoy
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this character and how they have
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rebooted him the last few years both in
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animation and in his own comic a couple
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of times
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oh no I know who did I know
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but it's always it's Jaime Reyes san
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antonio's favorite superhero the Blue
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Beetle you can see he's a teenage kid
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who inherited a suit of armor from space
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that tries to kill people but he tries
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to talk it out of it and the Scarab
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stuck in the back of his neck and he
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can't get out of it and he wants to do
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good but you know it's a it's the
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classic Team superhero story and I
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really love the Blue Beetle and i like
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that it said in inaction is that it's a
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classic teen story everybody's got a
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scarab second only I didn't want to
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aliens care of war machine suit of armor
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but but actually this this is actually
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another charlton character that got
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brought over when DC but Charlton and it
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was I think the what is nite owl
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yeah yeah yeahs member nite owl's little
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analysis basically be at all have got
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the same costume visually even and
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they've got the whole Ted Kord is pretty
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much a direct analog for gotta listen to
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the characters in now
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um but yeah four tet for dan dreiberg
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yes said quote headquarters drink is dan
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dreiberg down to the glasses and the
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pining for super heroines you're kind of
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out of his league and the idealism and
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the fact that he's always overshadowed
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by people with last year personalities
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and more flexible morals so they said
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they killed him and they gave the the
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suit of armor and the Scarab did to
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Jaime Reyes who is a very much in the
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ultimate spider-man kind of mode of this
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kid who's trying to deal with this power
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that he doesn't really understand and i
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like it a lot and so he's on my team now
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I i if you're sensing a trend just go
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ask ya singing at least it
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we're in here in the fourth round now
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i'm such a good friend from scott that's
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the strongest of sensor for class around
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a trend for i just want to point out
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that the invisible woman is still out on
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the board
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you don't know that no you can't see her
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well that's right that's true actually
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right guys I just really want to find
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out what happens around 5i just she made
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she may be out of the board
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Lisa what is your next election about
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Emma Frost oracle and big barda kitty
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pryde oh great pic kitty try yet well
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helipad captivity quality and overwrite
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or you just just the whole the whole
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Penelope but you're talking about
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somebody
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who even without the mutant powers she's
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very smart even genius level and she's
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got a pretty for moral compass she can
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fight she's got she's good tactical
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thinker and she can also make a
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spaceship
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um go go through the earth without
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hurting anybody
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which i think is a handy think that's a
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valuable skill it kind of is because
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there's always a lien invasions that's
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basically the theme for first
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civilization as we know it is is where
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but to secret events away from being
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nuked by the aliens so so I think before
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I think Kitty Pryde make a solid
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addition to the team
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I'm gonna prove anything involving kitty
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pryde because i always look Kitty Pryde
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and that was a great character so yea
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and all her uses in the regular and the
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ultimate marvel universe actually i'm
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all for it yeah probably i love her in
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the Marvel Universe especially when she
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teams up with spider-man fight crime
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yeah that's that's a good one that's one
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of the nice things they did in the
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ultimates is is sync up the ages so
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these characters could be contemporaries
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of each other always like that
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yeah Dan you have green arrow storm and
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american-made where are you going next
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well I my next one's might be kind of a
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kind of a left-field pickle a lot of
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people think you have to say it's just
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not like my previous we've been down the
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middle here so uh he's a lot of people
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think he's just sort of a big by the way
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by the way Superman and Batman or just
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general family I just was going to go
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that's obvious is all never heard of
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their not team players alright so I'm a
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lot of this a lot of people think this
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guy's just have a big dumb barbarian
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he's got really long hair and a beard he
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just punches people really hard is an
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obvious it is becoming forget someone he
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knew I wasn't gonna allow it but Jesus
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did do a Marvel team-up with spider-man
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so well didn't that more and red Sonia
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it was quite the comic book also if
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you've seen men of steel like it's jesus
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is that movie too
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so actually this is eric of whom it may
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seem them many of you may not know but
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goes also known as XO Manowar XO Manowar
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what in case you don't know it's really
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comics were in the night she was a
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barbarian he was a like a Visigoth yeah
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basically he gets kidnapped by aliens
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and then he steals a suit of super
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powerful armor
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this is like incredible weapon and he
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comes back and shows up in the present
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day where he is a barbarian but with a
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super-powerful suit of armor and
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proceeded to i think at some point at
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least the original version ends up
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becoming like a like a like an
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industrialist essentially it's very it's
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very odd the value I was a huge fan of
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valiant comics in the nineties that was
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like I read that way more than I read
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Marvel or DC comics and Jason Reitman
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who is on our Comic Book Club a lot is a
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huge value in comic is tonight stuff
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anyway great shooter at some point to it
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which is perfectly they have also
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recently revamped yes not bad experience
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and back and XO Manowar has been one of
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the I think was the first line they
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revamped and I've been reading a lot of
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its quick it
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that's cool okay XO Manowar and he's
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basically a barbarian with a supersuit
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so that's his power is he's like strong
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and has this yet suit and barbaric enemy
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is barbaric
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he's a man he's a fish out of water in a
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man out of time that's right Scott
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okay Scott you have the thing mr.
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fantastic and Human Torch
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yes where would you like to go next
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well since Dan picked XO Manowar that
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only leaves sooo Richards the invisible
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woman for my fourth pic rounding out
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these four pics
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I i we can test a dog make an appearance
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randomly chosen out I'm Danny there's an
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obvious bit picked for the team that you
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guys aren't say oh there there are many
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Spiderman was also easy there was a time
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portal freezer and then there's more
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than one configuration fantastic four
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get it isn't Franklin the obvious choice
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for this 15 now well I don't know she
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hulk might be a good fifth pick behold
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there's also on the fairy's gonna make a
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shop for a duct and she's a lawyer I
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hearsay and Herbie the robot
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oh I thought you meant her being that
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fat little kid or highly the love bar or
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cousin Oliver from the area bunch but
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invisible woman she can turn invisible
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she can erect force field she's the
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bedroom she is the most competent of any
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of the people you've selected in fact
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that he is very complicated and very
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powerful idea remember there was some
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kind of like fantasy for annual where
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they were showing all of the characters
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doing their different powers which
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basically consists of the thing breaking
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something mister fantastic stretching
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the human torch blowing something up and
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then they they showed super Richards
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creating invisible knives of force and I
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thought it didn't have some amazing
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readers a doting hows Yusei fantastic is
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she she's pretty fantastic i'm amazed
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that Steve went through that entire
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thing about the others Invisible Woman
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erecting force fields and didn't say
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anything I i'm on my best behavior here
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as usual he he's hanging out with
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Aquaman Aquaman just not go for those
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trillions
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alright alright Steven I you're up Scott
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I don't know what you're going to do
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next Steve you have I command hold back
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on the White Queen Queen helping to
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raise other people's powers then i can i
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can hang out with the well you just did
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what you did there
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Aquaman Wonder Twins and harvey birdman
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yes sir I'm loving my team so far i am
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I we may need to judge to weigh in on
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this one I'm sitting in a pool of water
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here so of course home
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yeah so you can love water-based things
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i do that explains it
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so I I'm gonna I'm gonna pick iron man
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aren't you afraid he'll rest why would I
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why would why would I need to rule on
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that one you you can choose an Ironman
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if you like but not iron man i'm not
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picking the Tony stark/iron man i wanted
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one in the black sabbath song you can't
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have that one
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wait a minute wait wait he's a hero he's
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super he's vaguely super know my room
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and make a waiter's here's what we know
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about iron man okay
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he traveled time for the future of
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mankind definitely heroic definitely
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super later he was turned into stealing
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a great magnetic field except for his
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boots which were apparently turned to
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lead for some reason then at some future
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point vengeance
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the grave killed people he won't save
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that admittedly is not entirely heroic
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however it's safe to presume that there
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was a period of time after he was turned
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to steal but before his vengeance
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unfurled when he was still effectively
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heroic although perhaps beginning to
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feel the overwhelming bitterness towards
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those who refuse to help him but instead
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just turn their heads so I'm thinking
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superhero I see what you wanted a lawyer
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under team haha yeah
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yes Steve I i can't i can't allow it oh
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my god you're gonna be stark this
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destroys everything I don't have to go
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with something even more of a stretch
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alright fine i'm going to i'm going to
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risk stealing one of jason's pics and
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i'm going to list so long with go ahead
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all right on the advice of of my
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attorney Harvey Birdman and in the
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interest of furthering diversity in the
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superhero of your community
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i hereby draft the brown Hornet who I'm
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gonna get stinger in the bargain you
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don't know stinger he could he could be
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your sidekick draft
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all right you've got a pretty good theme
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song so the brown Hornet was a segment
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on fat out that Albert in the car kids
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yes he always saves the day he brings a
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much-needed urban vibe to the team
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yeah and if you're not careful you might
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learn something before he's through
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there's always that risk with the brown
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Hornet that's good that's that's that's
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a good picture like that hard
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alright hey fat Abbot head have a Talbot
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it's all I can do you like school in the
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sub her before but yeah we'll watch Fat
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Albert I can't believe UD cute iron man
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yeah sorry he's a dude made a metal with
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anger issues in a flexible moral compass
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you can travel time when we do the for
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me to the song draft when he has his own
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when he has his own imprinted image you
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can pick up that might understand that
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always lose called iron man he's
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actually made of steel and led yeah
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I must've gotten boring black sabbath
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not going on in your attic table
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metallurgy was not Ozzie strong suit now
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ok Monty you have the question the Great
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and Powerful turtle and red sonja well
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looking at these heroes I'm a little
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worried that I'm not powerful enough so
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I'd like to turn it all the way to 11
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can I have death from the Sandman comics
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oh come on she not and she's the
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personification of an idea
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she's a character she's the
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personification hood idea she's super
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here achievers in account book she's
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lots of people things appear in comic
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books by that logic humans will have dr.
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doom because you're some comics walk
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tonight KC I think the endless should be
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thrown out of consideration because all
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they are are personifications of ideas
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the individual characters are merely
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interpretations of those ideas for
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cultural filters harvey birdman your
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rebuttal it's been shown in its been
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shown in the same continuity that these
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it cut that these different incarnations
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of of the immortal of the endless do
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occasionally pass on and then new ones
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are selected and chosen what happened
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how do you explain destruction he's no
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longer destruction but he still exists
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that he has a discrete personality
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no he stepped down that's that's
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different he's refusing to discharge the
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duties of his office but that's
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completely different experience baby
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edward windsor ok he's basically the
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edward windsor of the endless except he
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fell in love with paintings and dogs
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instead of wallis simpson alright I
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Monty I'm gonna I'm gonna
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because I already set a precedent with
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steve i'm going to go ahead and just
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allowed death I don't think you're gonna
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get death that doesn't qualify as a
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superhero I blame you for this
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Steve haha well as the osborne al
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accepted
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ok in that case the Phantom Stranger who
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who's another dude who goes around in
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the pedorra i'm going to read the
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description of him I found online
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he seems to know nearly everything about
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any character and situation he
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encounters in the DC Universe and in the
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JLA offenders crossover this extends to
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the marvel universe as well he knows
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everything about everything
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not possibly hurt have a guy in my team
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who knows everything happening in every
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universe simultaneously so so much does
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the Great and Powerful turtle is he
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wearing a fedora in the turtle shell you
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guys might as well be okay are you ready
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are you building that are you rebuilding
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the trenchcoat brigade hat squad if
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that's John Constantine up next man
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could travel time for Steve don't get it
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trying traveler alright i I'm up
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I've got lots of choices here I'm
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feeling like I'm feeling like I need
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somebody on my team to balance out the
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the genders a little bit because I i
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look at that look at least his team
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especially and I think I a lot of leavin
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I'm lacking i'm lacking in fact i think
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my I'm the only team without a woman so
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far so I'm gonna go that way
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rangeley insect insect themed and bug
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themed women heroes are limited
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huh wonder who he'll pick well youyou
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guess I've got two choices here
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Spider Woman or you know is I was
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thinking of going with spider wasp is
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also my list i'm going to go with
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Natasha Romanoff the Black Widow
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adventure
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scarlett johansson player in the movie
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and she was pretty cool she said she's
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for somebody has no powers and just like
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its people really hard and stuff said
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that she's pretty cool and she's a spy
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so she knows all that's buy stuff so we
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what are her powers exactly is based on
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the the poster for the eventual pitches
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all that i have seen her personal
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superpower is facing her ass to the
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she has other powers too although
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they're not as impressive as that one
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that's a good one anyway that's a bad
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power she's a black she knows all she
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was a Soviet spy she knows all the
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secrets and she knows all of our other
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cool spy stuff and now she's a good guy
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or is she yes she is or issue yes yes so
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that's my pick the Black Widow to go
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with spider-man the tick and the Blue
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Beetle Lisa you have worried around five
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it's very exciting I thing can happen
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you have emma frost oracle big Barda and
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Kitty Pryde where are you going next
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huh let's see i have on my list
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I haven't had anybody in the crazy
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freaky biology division yet and I don't
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know I'm gonna break the all-female
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streak and go with Jimmy madrix also
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known as multiple man what the woman yes
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i love multiple man he balances on the
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team by himself heard that ya know and
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the thing I because I loved when he
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released his little duplicates into the
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world and ordered them to pick up trades
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and have experiences and then he just
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reabsorbs them and this way he learns
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easily and painlessly and you hook him
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up with somebody like a psychic who can
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also broadcast information to other
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people too and he's basically a more
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reliable and less biased version of
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wikipedia that the whole team and he can
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also be deployed to multiple places and
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do things and if one of his deep-set
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eyes it's it's it's not as big a deal as
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if you're into my eyes the externalities
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he's a pretty handy guy to have around
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and he's also kind of a weasel but I
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feel confident that any one of my
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previous pics could probably keep him in
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you know my favorite thing about
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multiple man is pieces still the case is
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power is triggered when he's hurt
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yes ok that was one of my favorite
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things because I just remember if you
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smack him you get to him
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I just remember an issue of some comic
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book where he he sticks his hand down
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the throat of like a feral wolf or
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something and then just hits himself
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really hard on my chest in the multiple
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spawns inside the thing and exploit it
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that's just like how that is that is
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some inventive thinking there
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yeah now the only have to watch out for
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is if he gets drunk he sends multiples
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out to make time with his teammates and
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then there's horrific things happen but
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but i don't think this would be a risk
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here he is he should learn from that
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mistake
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no Emma Frost & and Barbara Gordon will
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keep them in line
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oh yeah if and if they need lots of him
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big bird will pound him and yet the
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problem
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ultimately it works out beautifully it
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is and then Kitty Pryde stands behind
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them all goes yes yes good because it
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makes a lot of sense you got about four
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women and multiple man
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yes it all works out not Dan your green
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arrow storm american-made and XO Manowar
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you've used spread you spread your
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choices around i have a next I'm going
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to continue to spread my choice around I
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I i think this team what this team
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really needs is that
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a mild-mannered scientists who at points
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loses control little bit and turns into
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a giant rage monster so I'm gonna pick
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dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde from League of
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Extraordinary Gentlemen haha movie
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version know Gotye much as I like Jason
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Fleming no god no
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yes the original alan moore a collection
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from cheese homestead published late
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nineties i like the first one it's
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pretty good some of the other ones not
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so good
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the movie really really bad he's a big
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Sean Connery yeah that was kind of a
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soft spot the comics way better than
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movies sure actually like Dorian Gray in
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the movie and he was yeah yeah
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and for some reason Tom Sawyer which was
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a community 30 minutes they really yeah
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they really needed an American
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apparently he was cool it was the thing
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I liked about the movie which was better
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than the other stuff that there was
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something in that movie that was good
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credits were nice they never made a
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sequel was it i'm a big fan of that it's
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yes there are more books and that's in
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the comic series there were no more
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it's a good thing Scott we have to go to
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you now you have the thing mr. fantastic
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human torch in the invisible one I would
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say that's a pretty fantastic group of
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four but its remaining for your fifth
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selection what we need be we need a
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little bit more power I think and Monty
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has already predicted who i am going to
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pick franklin richards England some
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argue is the most powerful mutant of the
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mall since he has complete control over
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reality which is a pretty cool power
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it's not bad it's not know that's not
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scarlet witch or anything well it's true
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it's not dazzled gasps Larry doesn't
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have you know what happened master was a
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bug i would have picked her already
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ok how I want to draft a team with the
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gas lever and Jubilee on it is that
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related to really they're still there
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still look a little bit yes they're
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still out there so i think that this is
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a pretty fantastic five i have so far
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alright that's good so far so far Steve
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you've got Aquaman and the Wonder Twins
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Harvard man yes and the brown Hornet
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yes and all from the twilight's are not
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eligible but man is it ever shaping up
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okay well I ironman notwithstanding i
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guess i have to move on and I think what
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I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna pick
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plastikman em another stretchy guy yet
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you mean the plastic man from the comics
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or is there some heavy metal song called
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Plastic Man want to compete here I'm not
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telling you just assume it's the one
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from the comics alright he's you know
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he's a stretcher guy and why not elastic
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well I did what I just like the IRA
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advisor those cool glasses he wears yeah
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I like this I like it
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I like this I like it
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and funnier come to think of it he's
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really funny I like the duality of
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Plastic Man he's he's basically immortal
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and then he can change his shape is his
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density you can make you know hammers
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out of his hands he can become
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incredibly strong it will he's basically
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totally overpowered and yet he's so
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phenomenally lame that it all it all
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balances out i think doesn't have a son
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that is disappointed in him he has baby
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plaz yeah would you say that he can you
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could do the things that plastic can i
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would say that he can't yes interesting
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ya know if you if you ever witness the
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late seventies early eighties TV show
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you will understand how thoroughly
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thoroughly lame he in fact is but i do
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like his glasses
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yes he has a real real but huggles kind
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of feel to him which I enjoy
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yeah that's good and the chicken for
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obvious reasons sure of course it's not
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saying yeah same reasons they did mr.
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fantastic
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that's right but you know plastic man
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doesn't feel compelled to call himself
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mr. fantastic
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no it's just truth in advertising agency
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lets the plastic speak for him
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fair enough Monty you have the question
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the Great and Powerful turtle red sonja
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and the Phantom Stranger who what what
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fedora gentlemen will you choose next or
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we've got room
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what will will play through a couple
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ok and i want to CDM and steve its
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allies God squirm so I've been doing my
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video my resistance and when murder that
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room I am taking recommendation
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ok alright come on to go ahead
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alright I am going to go a little high
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tech with my next pick because my guys
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sonja and take warlock the weird robot
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from New Mutants oh it's a great pic
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thank you sob we're gonna go with
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machine man but warlock is a great
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he's a he's from a planet of intelligent
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machines right now we're gonna get it
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before after he bonds to Doug programs
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dr. MC um I was hoping for during that
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issue because i really liked it
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all right around means number 10 or so I
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yeah the clock that's good
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there you go i have a cool crazy-looking
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robot on my team alright that this
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getting more and more awesome alright so
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my team i have spider-man the tick Blue
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Beetle and black widow
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um wow I have so many choices here I
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think it's time to choose
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I'm gonna go with ant-man that one in
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your pocket I i think it i think i'm
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going with Scotland it Scott Lang and
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man who's more workmanlike and not
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hateful like pink my camry Pam is I
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Prince so you don't want a genius
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scientist on your team is resting choice
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i do have a genius scientist on my team
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Monty spider-man Peter Parker is
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ingeniously Parker remember that
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spider-man movie where he couldn't
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figure out how to unplug the machine
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that was great
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yeah i'm not using that guy with
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Medicare for that movie forrest gregg
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nice likes to point out he's a good he's
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guy a guy who you know has trouble doing
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his laundry but still i love i love
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spider-man okay we're moving around six
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and and the pacemaker pick up a little
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bit but I think we can get through two
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more rounds Lisa you've got a frost
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Oracle Big Bird up kitty pryde and
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madrox the multiple man
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mhm okay next division in I was gonna
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get i admit i was going to go for big
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power with Rachel gray / Rachel summers
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she's the daughter of Scott Summers and
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Jean Grey from a dystopic alternate
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she's one of the handful of i think
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they're called alpha or alpha and omega
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level mutants which means that she can
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bend reality and time and space and but
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she's just so lame all my jobs up so i
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can't i'm going to actually go with amna
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man also known as no.1 Grayson from
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involved in from invincible yes yes yes
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because although he started off as a
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sleeper agent for a sinister alien
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invading army he has actually made the
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hero's journey and come back around but
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he's still really super-strong
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very pragmatic and not afraid to get his
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hands bloody and i like that in my team
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members
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yeah let's go there we go on demand he's
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got that fine mustache that he and all
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of his people have he is like the Tom
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Selleck of superheroes with that
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mustache in general I got all the Volt's
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home right Matt it that accounts for
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their speak of priority is that much
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better because it like it is like it is
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like a race of militant tom selleck's
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yeah and I mean how can the universe not
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fail now you've got me interested yes
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how can the universe not fail to tremble
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before that site
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I'm you know great choice creatures good
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good to get some some invincible in on
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the action too
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oh my god yeah i love the little lesbian
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densely yeah Daniel Green Arrow storm
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american-made XO Manowar and dr. Jekyll
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and mr. Hyde
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yes well to that we'll add a my team I
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think needs a someone to oversee things
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a little bit someone is looking solid
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maybe a little more emotionally reserved
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but can also fly and become in
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substantial because those are always
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handy things to have around
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so I'm going with the Martian Manhunter
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jon jones who
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that's a good school also excited love
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Jon Jones he's being substantial is a
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superpower now you're all the yeah
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because then you can like turnip
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substantial like a honey I've got a
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superpower he can also become super
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dense is that something you're
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interested in
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that's true and he can shake any he can
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shape-shift as well as he's actually
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just got quite the Swiss Army toolbox
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thereof powers he's a pretty cool here
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although when they always list the
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members of the Justice League it's like
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famous famous famous famous and Martian
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Manhunter I get really sad because
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injustice league he gets like in the
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first two seasons he gets knocked out in
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every single fight Indiana Jones oh yes
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it's all o.o i feel like--okay also in
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the earlier years when his weaknesses
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fire like also kind of a bummer I i like
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it when he says you stole my space
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modulator or a smile that's it kills me
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so all right so dad takes marvin the
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martian is everything okay Scott here we
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bling mr. fantastic the human torch
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Invisible Woman and franklin richards
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well I was not as i would like to stop
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there but
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since the rules of the game make me pick
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another person i think that this group
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needs some sort of protégé that can
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can add a little color to the group and
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perhaps bounced around so i am picking
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speedball and he may or may not have his
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cat with him I don't know but Robbie
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Baldwin bounces around as clear balls to
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fly around him he can control kinetic
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Wow part of the New Warriors speedball
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that is that that is a wild choice got
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you went I you went deep with you have
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1i just string you along you want to
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handle a false sense of security also
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you could have chosen Batman but you
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didn't it's good for you speeding ticket
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Batman and the Fantastic Four really
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would not gel I I think you're right
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the end yeah human resources would have
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advised you not to hire Batman so good
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ok Steve what's the chatroom come up
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with for you
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well I asked the chat room and they
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responded with a along the lines of
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Deadpool Doctor Strange the punisher
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good choices
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basically those are cool heroes so
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they're completely doing it wrong
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as far as I'm concerned like as if come
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on I I'm gonna go with a question I
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respect him
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I'm sorry to show something don't you
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have a question yes does the shmoo count
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as a superhero I don't think he's an
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alien i don't think he's a USA his
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exploits with the the flintstones don't
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know care for anything with stones also
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not superhero sorry no Martian Manhunter
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is an alien
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how about the Martian Manhunter is
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affiliated with a non-superhero agents
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of the shmoo is not a hero sorry hours
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to hi I'm going to take matter eater lad
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who because matter eater lad be bland
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awesome any hero with Ladd is you know
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what superpower is he eats matter he can
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eat it smell you know he can no matter
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what it is he is he is an alien by the
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way wikipedia tells me he's an alien
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from the planet bismol which is great
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because they were in war
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is against the planet pepto for many
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years or no there's no they were not
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there before with narrator is matter let
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the Legion of super-heroes yes you have
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to warm to the Legion of super-heroes
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well that's because they better widen
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their name
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why could it be matter eater lad is not
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compelling enough stuff for you
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I I guess I i feel like i should connect
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with Saturn girl in cosmic boy and in
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phantom girl and ultra boy and bouncing
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boy and come off the boy that time so
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don't forget yes there's a lot of boys
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and lads and girls and it honestly just
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feels like the setup for a really
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horrible lawsuit down the way where it
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turns out that some some man and a
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scouting uniform isn't terrible things
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that there are their product of their
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time the 33rd century
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yeah i will say that a google image and
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I read the review aggregator lat thanks
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very if i'm not mistaken that particular
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League of super heroes was formed
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partially by Aquaman right
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how you doing buddy that's actually true
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oh my god you know i just realized i
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read the i read the Legion of
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super-heroes when it was a weight kitson
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book back in the early audience and it
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all just slid off my brain by the way
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don't take matter eater lad to the
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all-you-can-eat night
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uh well it doesn't go well no because
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he'll eat it all
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Monty what do you have for us I can
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research
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yes you would search on google mometrix'
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one of my level head see he's about to
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yeah he's eating rebar in one of those
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shots greater ladies around like garnish
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he might be useful for something only I
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i really enjoy the google image search
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puts up other suggestions of other
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heroes you might enjoy it
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being including arms fall off boy yeah
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he's good and hindsight last i'll add
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you know what you know what are
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following superpower is his head comes
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off I don't know now was the dog welder
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as Legion of super-heroes guy he welded
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all things good
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Monty what do you have for us I'm gonna
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take one that Steve has mysteriously
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left on the table
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what freakin freakin saw good boy is
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going to the dance floor sir
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freakazoid freakazoid will provide
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much-needed energy tried team
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yeah he has his own show he did you ever
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ate two seasons
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I my own at least i think part of it on
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the idea has his own rogues gallery
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yeah and he did that parody of Hello
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Dolly that what time is great enough
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shit alright i I'm up and I'm going to
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choose a it it's a somewhat obscure
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character it's another Marvel character
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he's currently affiliated with the
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guardians of the galaxy but you may know
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him for his original appearance and I
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don't micronauts Oh his name is this
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Batman name is bug he comes you don't
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pick the raccoon he comes from the
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planet of calc lack his powers are that
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he sticks to things and he has a little
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lamb study fires that's got a rocket on
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it and he makes ticking noises because
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he's a bug guy and he's in the guardians
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of the galaxy something completely
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legitimate and I'm picking him because
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he's also a micro not and now we have
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entered the final round legend you hear
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it is around seven Lisa ring a bell or
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something something being bring out your
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Lisa what's your final pic to close that
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hey my final pic is a mighty his marble
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heavy metal heavy and i can't help it
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was just the way it's made the guy i'm
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going with is a guy named josh Foley
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power to heal anybody and even bring
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them back from the dead
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ways useful
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oh yes also useful he has in fact and
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his character however is easily
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dominated by old stronger strong strong
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older women so I feel confident again
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that big partner and company can give
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him life and he's basically he's
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basically their medical unit he can
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fight but most but really they're just
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going to bring him in to clean up
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everybody else after they've done
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fighting
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alright elixir got it another yet
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another mutant on the team that's always
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yeah you can come up with a clever name
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for your team with an exit if you want
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all our it
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dan what do you have I it's time for
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someone who knows their way around a gun
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so I'm going to choose Christopher
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chance aka the human target who is an
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expert martial artist and marksman and
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if you read the comic version he
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actually disguises himself as the person
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that he is his bodyguard sorry he goes
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to protect somebody it's disguises
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himself as that person so he's also a
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master of disguise so it's not because
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you really okay yeah I'm gonna pick the
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mark valley version because I love my
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really cool yeah like park valley we did
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in that case he does not disguise
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himself as much but I'm I I really have
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to say i read a collection somebody gave
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me a couple years ago and now we're
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trying to remember who wrote it but it
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was really really trippy because
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involved like multiple human targets and
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he's like forgets who he is and like
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takes on the personality I think was the
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vertigo vertigo version of him
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it was very very weird so I'm not
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picking that version because that was
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really creepy i'm picking the mark valid
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version because he's kind of charming
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alright excellent Scott what do you have
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well I have and I don't want and yes
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Herbie photo from the wizard fast I
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Savage Dragon he's he's green
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he's angry he's not the Hulk yes he's an
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independent comic character he's an
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independent cover and he was recommended
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to you with the chatroom I believe
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wasn't really didn't even know
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alright I don't know i-i've always he
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was one of my you know I in case you
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haven't noticed my favorite comic book
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was the fantastic for my second what I
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yes now favorite comic-book the savage
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dragon so i had to pick the substrate
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mostly because the savage dragon Erik
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Larsen has this ability to create
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completely ridiculous characters which
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he does a very often but the savage
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dragon is like a police officer he has a
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mysterious past she doesn't know what
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happens he wakes up he's a dragon
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she's angry he has a badge but what more
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do you need to know
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alright great Steve you get one more
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alright well i was going to take Electra
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woman and or diner girl but I'm afraid I
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don't wanna break up the set so good
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move good Mia no you really can't have
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one without the other i think you know
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so maybe traumatic yeah i think i think
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that maybe I do need some brains behind
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my team and this particular hero in
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addition to just being darn cute i think
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is probably smarter than anybody else on
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the team i'm i'm gonna pick Krypto the
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Superdog 50 people I did suggest him
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earlier tonight before we started the
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show did I miss that that was what my
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headphones were off
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yeah yeah he's a good one you know he's
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dog but he's super and you know he has a
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human intelligence which i think it sets
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him above most of the rest of the guys
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on my team
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not including the lamented ironman great
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who by the way can quite possibly
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control the dead did you know that
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yes but we don't know if he's alive or
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dead that's fail ready as thoughts
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within his eyes but we don't look at the
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difference objection last this is the
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point he also writes a crazy train
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wait now I think here you get crossing
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streams here Monty what do you have
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well I'm is something that Uncle Scrooge
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isn't a hero
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ok we need a bankroll with your Huey
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Louie and you think there's a package
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set or I think that's a big assumption
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if you go back to our holiday movie
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fault episode i believe somebody does
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suggest that he is the hero of that
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story so i'm not going to pick him judge
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present disallow it anyway
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judges a big New York yeah I feel like
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my team is kind of all over the place
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that they get a strong Center somebody
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who can deal with lots of crazy things
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and yet is clearly the leader of a crazy
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team meeting with Tom strong
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oh good good from where they top 10 come
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America's best comics
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yeah it's tomtom strong as the same
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publisher has topped with alan moore but
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it's Tom strong with his own his own
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thing yeah get them out more in here
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yeah that's good finally get some alan
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moore hey I had a lot more like a down
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together right about my team good
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finally
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yeah I love a good team exactly right
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ok so it's my turn to close it out I i
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could I have so many here that I could
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could have gone with i was i'm really
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sad that nobody pic poncho man which
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Bruce Willis from unbreakable because
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he's a good Hero Phoenix still on the
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board talk about your omega-level
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mutants and then just in my own little
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little Jean rely had the wasp obviously
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the Green Hornet would be a fine choice
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but the brown Hornet you know I can't
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beat that this scarlet scarlet spider
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but I already have a hero from Texas
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Peter Parker's daughter spider-girl but
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i don't really want that father-daughter
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dynamic i would have to appeal to the
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judge to see if spider-man 2099 would
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count as a different hero from
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spider-man so
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so instead I and although and I what did
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you do the real hard as I'm tempted to
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draft Batman only because I'm afraid
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that he would eat all the other insects
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as some sort of like it so I'm gonna go
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with Jessica drew Spider Woman Who and I
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if pressed i'm going to pick the jessica
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g spider-woman from the Ultimate
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Universe who is a clone of Peter Parker
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and now an agent of shield and she's a
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very interesting character who befriends
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Miles Morales the new spider-man after
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the old spider-man spoiler alert dies so
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although the dot only descendants did
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everywhere now more or less so it's
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really depressing just like you that you
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have three spiders and for insects on
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your team if I'm not me I wouldn't mess
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with a teen yeah the short-lived team
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though if you ask me
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yeah its popular Reed Richards has
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invented some bug spray that will take
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care of that now
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now before I wrap this up i want to
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point out that fantastic doesn't make
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bug spray that Tony sindelar one of our
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frequent panel has sent me a list of who
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he would have drafted and it he gave me
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five and only one of them was actually
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drafted Tony gets batman because he
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loves Batman Batman is his favorite
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thing dr. spend he also chose dr.
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strange forge Rorschach and the question
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who doesn't get workout and the
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questions yeah I don't think I get along
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together there yes he is
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I believe his name was paranoid and the
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premise is the Batman workshop and the
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question open the ultimate detective
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agency and Doctor Strange less integral
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to the premise but i believe he is he
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runs the daily group therapy sessions
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can and forges their growth but why is
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IT consultant if he doesn't have
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detective chimp on that team he is not
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playing i'm sure that would be six or
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seven picks for him so let me recap
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these fine we get to justify our teams
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or at least provide a premise for it yes
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yes you can
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so this is what I'll read them off and
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then you can justify them if you like or
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you can just leave them on their own i
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am going to start with Lisa her team
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which i have i have tentatively titled
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x-women because the x-men have women on
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the mic annex women have men on them
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exactly Emma Frost I work a lot of that
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big barda giving back
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nice nice work
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yes Bravo Steve thank you Lisa Lisa um
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frost oracle big barda finally added
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some value kitty pryde multiple man army
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man and elixir did you have any any
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other thoughts about your team now that
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you've picked it
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no I was pretty clear as to why I picked
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them all alright good good yes it's
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excellent
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Danny Green everybody going to say no
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nobody else I proved that sounds like a
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great team the x-women did a Greek your
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team i'm calling Manowar green arrow
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storm again men but there are also women
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on that consumers I green arrow storm
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american-made XO Manowar dr. Jekyll and
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mr. Hyde martian manhunter and human
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well I had an implant because you didn't
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have when you have an archery when you
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make so many ways lightning was a pun
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yeah it's common not really brace
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yourself more of a dirty Limerick when
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you have an archer and a guy and someone
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who controls thunder and lightning and a
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patriot and a guy in a suit of armor and
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a giant rage monster then you throw in
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you know crazy like marching band and
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some guy with guns
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I think it's only appropriate that this
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is the revengencers those the Cuban and
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the Apple they are they are part of a a
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government agency called the Special
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Warfare organization for rapid
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deployment or sword
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yeah mental ward is uh Scott Wow
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come on i worked on the freaking hard on
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that the revengencers the big the
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punisher is moderate and I think you
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missed out because you know what you're
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all right you got Scott here Scott
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here's your team which which thanks to
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the chat room for helping me workshop
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this one I'm calling the sensational
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I don't know where you got that thing
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mr. fantastic human torch Invisible
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Woman franklin richards speedball and
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their intern the savage dragon think
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speedball probably would be the intern
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so it should i can this kind of like
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there's their their security security
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guy okay yeah fair enough and they're
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all very happy in the Baxter building
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yeah that's good when we do our building
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birdman to turn
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I'm calling your team moist justice i
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their their weak abilities not that they
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superpowers are just garbage right past
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the Kobayashi Magoo today still managed
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they still managed to win out something
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in fact head captain kirk made the cut
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freakazoid and Tom strong i'm calling
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your team fedora squad guess you could I
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was gonna go with the Federalist Party
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because i don't think anybody's using
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that right now actually how about the
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Federalists sold the fedora lists and
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trouble
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yeah and housing me and of course
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undermine my team which I think we're
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simply going to call the bug squad
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spiderman the tick Blue Beetle Black
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Widow ant-man bug and spider-woman yes
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so that there you go there you have it
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we've solved all of comic books problems
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with these seven teams each of which
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reality to keep the peace
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The Phantom Stranger can monitor the
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peace and all of your realize i think
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there's only six teams if there's a 1700
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Tony's Tony hope Tony's tolerant
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anything
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yeah we all will stick some extra
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players on and do you need you need I
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think he would a you can run moon knight
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who is also insane
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yeah why would I was thinking we could
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just do the Batman clone team I almost
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went that way but as rail and what I did
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for the alternate versions of other
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reality superheroes where it's the
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knockoffs from oh yeah you can get like
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bizarro no pressure like how Captain
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Marvel is a knockoff Superman yeah I
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feel better do you feel bad for Superman
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to feel dissed about all of this
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he's doing but he's just too good Batman
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to him maybe they can make their own
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little too busy they got other things
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that they're not
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maybe they're sitting by their podcast
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player quietly crying there where they
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are had made their fortress of solitude
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of Superman this very sad right now he's
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not a team player
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why do they think I'm not a team player
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he has his own team work for taking
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people think we have exactly what I
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think we have exactly like one
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individual superhero on this list who
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had their own like movie francese well
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so you know we didn't go in for the
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a-listers there were red so get moving
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well I'm task for iron man from home
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wait there to want ya said for Steve
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yeah resident use the only one on this
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who was the solostar of a movie take
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that everybody else has quite a movie to
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analyze right-hand man is coming and
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spider-man i think i'm going to bed and
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we had like five so if anyone was very
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bad so Aquaman had a movie but only in
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the universe of entourage
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alright well I I think we've done i
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think this dystopic university darkest
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timeline
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all right I think we've done enough
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damage for one draft so I want to thank
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my guests for assembling these amazing
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super team so the Creator Stanley
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presents the super teams creator of the
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x-women Lisa Schmeisser thank you for
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being here thank you i had fun
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yeah this was a lot of fun dan more'n
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the the creator of men of war
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thanks for being here Avengers
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reassemble I think the revenge was
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actually a team in the Marvel euros but
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at me you spent all day making an
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Avengers clone and carefully picking
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everybody who's like got the Avengers
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powers and it just falls flat
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let's call what's called from the new
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revengencers about that that's how you
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fix everything about you stick the word
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new in front of Henry 1980 yeah
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sensational seven creator Scott McNulty
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I he shares this title with Stan Lee and
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Jack Kirby I thanks for being here Scott
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I I may need a lawyer
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yeah yes well the she-hulk keeps the
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chosen her she was later she was she was
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enough for many years that doesn't work
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yeah true you want to speak my eighth
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pick okay good luck
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she's always one on the out it's it's
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too bad for her
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Steve the man who broadest moist justice
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thank you for being here my pleasure
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and my lawyer is available for a very
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reasonable retainers got in case you
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need any kind of service i'll keep that
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in mind
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excellent excellent Monty Ashley the
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Federalists i love it thank you
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we're going to go fight evil good as you
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yes you should in the Federated way and
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of course i am the creator of the bug
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squad your host Jason snow
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thanks to everybody for participating in
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this ridiculousness and thanks to all of
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you for listening to the uncomfortable
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we'll see you next time
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