The Incomparable

135: Total Party Kill


00:00:03   the incomparable number 135 april 2013 [TS]

00:00:11   this is the incomparable podcast and on [TS]

00:00:14   this episode we're going to do something [TS]

00:00:16   that seemed like a good idea at the time [TS]

00:00:18   we are going to play a game of Dungeons [TS]

00:00:21   and Dragons on the podcast joining me [TS]

00:00:24   i'm your host Jason snail joining me on [TS]

00:00:26   this edition of the incomparable are Dan [TS]

00:00:29   more in high dam by Jason so good to be [TS]

00:00:32   here [TS]

00:00:32   it's good to have you serenity Caldwell [TS]

00:00:34   is also here she joins the party hi hi [TS]

00:00:37   I'm excited to roll some dice yes [TS]

00:00:40   exciting for real or virtual either way [TS]

00:00:42   Steve let's is here he is playing a [TS]

00:00:45   character who sings in his female hi [TS]

00:00:47   Steve [TS]

00:00:48   hello Jason I brought my pouch that's [TS]

00:00:51   good i'm glad all prepared yet and Tony [TS]

00:00:54   sindelar is here as well [TS]

00:00:56   he joins the party and he knows more [TS]

00:00:57   about dnd than the rest of us put [TS]

00:00:59   together except for dan will be shaking [TS]

00:01:01   his head a lot during this episode haha [TS]

00:01:04   i play D&D with me regularly he shakes [TS]

00:01:06   his head a lot bear to hear you will [TS]

00:01:08   have caused fire [TS]

00:01:09   hi Tony hello it's good to have you Tony [TS]

00:01:12   it's good to be here and I left one [TS]

00:01:15   person out of course and that's the [TS]

00:01:16   person who's going to take us the rest [TS]

00:01:17   of the way you know him you love him he [TS]

00:01:20   is the guy who has read every book but [TS]

00:01:22   more importantly he is our dungeon [TS]

00:01:23   master and for the rest of this episode [TS]

00:01:26   he is running the show it is Scott [TS]

00:01:29   McNulty [TS]

00:01:30   thank you Scott oh please more long as [TS]

00:01:33   fuck out of the name now [TS]

00:01:36   yeah i think that I'm gonna go on record [TS]

00:01:39   and say this is the episode of the [TS]

00:01:40   uncomfortable that i will speak the most [TS]

00:01:42   in but I'll portion could fill a high [TS]

00:01:46   bar to leap [TS]

00:01:47   I know it's it's it's different area bar [TS]

00:01:49   so why don't we start off by everyone is [TS]

00:01:52   telling each other what your characters [TS]

00:01:53   are we'll start with dan explain your [TS]

00:01:56   character damn [TS]

00:01:57   hello I'm glad God and the foie gras [TS]

00:02:04   wrong show [TS]

00:02:06   no more accents I'm egg laughs the [TS]

00:02:09   Goliath barbarian egg laughs really [TS]

00:02:12   Berserker egg laughs egg laughs what'd [TS]

00:02:14   you make for my name is close to [TS]

00:02:15   eastridge it nevermind pancake sob [TS]

00:02:18   wasn't taken [TS]

00:02:21   Wow walking so far it's a traditional [TS]

00:02:25   Goliath name i'll have you know [TS]

00:02:27   ok sausage tutor oh dear Jason your [TS]

00:02:31   character I am Carlos the dwarf well [TS]

00:02:35   actually technically in in this world i [TS]

00:02:40   am a mul we just have to work half-human [TS]

00:02:43   but either way I'm Carlos and everybody [TS]

00:02:45   who get to watch freaks and geeks knows [TS]

00:02:47   that that's a reference but i am also a [TS]

00:02:48   character not just a reference to a [TS]

00:02:50   judge me as a reference to your father [TS]

00:02:52   human human mother right correct that's [TS]

00:02:55   gotta be real treat for my usually she [TS]

00:02:57   doesn't live at red was very drunk at [TS]

00:03:00   the time [TS]

00:03:01   read what is your character i am a son [TS]

00:03:05   elf warlock named honest Rihanna I [TS]

00:03:08   believe it up i dribbled Daniel I blame [TS]

00:03:12   him [TS]

00:03:13   someone else for like that's not a fan I [TS]

00:03:15   played him from anyhow but in Darkseid [TS]

00:03:17   no she-she's in a lab you're in a ladron [TS]

00:03:19   please leave there the el theist of the [TS]

00:03:22   elves I don't like speaking about my [TS]

00:03:25   heritage I'm trying to keep it on the dl [TS]

00:03:27   don't forget packs all those things [TS]

00:03:30   oh that kind of weird-looking toady iím [TS]

00:03:35   know how to explain myself I am radar [TS]

00:03:37   and I'm just just a normal kind of guy [TS]

00:03:40   human feeling really not much to tell [TS]

00:03:45   the strange world [TS]

00:03:46   contrary to all evidence at the moment [TS]

00:03:48   I'm just a simple man just he's you know [TS]

00:03:51   just trying to make my way up or family [TS]

00:03:54   you know just Steve Tony off his board [TS]

00:03:58   he take you about your character [TS]

00:04:01   I'm a good female 3 crane barred by the [TS]

00:04:04   name of patch gap and also pirate it's [TS]

00:04:07   short for catch chicon haha alright well [TS]

00:04:12   that is our adventuring band for tonight [TS]

00:04:15   you all your characters all know each [TS]

00:04:16   other because that's easier with and I [TS]

00:04:20   you know origins are the worst thing [TS]

00:04:22   Andy if you ask me so everybody knows [TS]

00:04:24   each other for my clutch mates [TS]

00:04:29   reveal or be dark some equivalent of [TS]

00:04:32   vehicle transactions and try this and [TS]

00:04:35   this [TS]

00:04:36   Steve you get a hundred XP for a strike [TS]

00:04:40   rate joke reference it amuses me so [TS]

00:04:43   you're all in a tier which is one of the [TS]

00:04:47   big cities in dark son jackson has [TS]

00:04:51   several large cities they're all ruled [TS]

00:04:52   by sorcery sorcerer kings that have [TS]

00:04:55   magical abilities all of them except for [TS]

00:04:59   tier which was very until very recently [TS]

00:05:01   ruled by sorcerer King who was killed [TS]

00:05:03   and now there is one of his chief [TS]

00:05:07   Templars isn't charged and they're [TS]

00:05:09   trying to figure out what's going on [TS]

00:05:10   there's a revolutionary council the city [TS]

00:05:12   is in upheaval it's an exciting time for [TS]

00:05:16   freedom in dark sun you are find [TS]

00:05:20   yourselves in a tavern as one often does [TS]

00:05:24   at the beginning of a DVD adventure [TS]

00:05:26   oddly enough and you're that you're [TS]

00:05:28   sitting there drinking a dark ale [TS]

00:05:31   perhaps some tea carbonated yak milk [TS]

00:05:36   perhaps when a dwarven messenger [TS]

00:05:40   approaches your table and he says all [TS]

00:05:45   right you looking for work for you [TS]

00:05:48   adventures [TS]

00:05:49   now beat it we're enjoying our beer the [TS]

00:05:54   end everyone I speak dwarf he was [TS]

00:05:59   speaking common but he can also he will [TS]

00:06:01   speak to love it if you like into orbit [TS]

00:06:04   i'm going to say so what's the deal are [TS]

00:06:05   you trying to get us all killed or are [TS]

00:06:07   you cool is this okay and he responded [TS]

00:06:09   or fit i I'm just a messenger [TS]

00:06:11   I have no no I mean you no harm I just [TS]

00:06:14   want to do much up i think we should [TS]

00:06:17   kill the messenger [TS]

00:06:18   I think this dude is ok guys I i we have [TS]

00:06:20   a dwarf thinking dorvan he told me it's [TS]

00:06:22   only are looking at every opportunity or [TS]

00:06:25   are we not stressed car he has Carlos [TS]

00:06:27   scroll and he slowly backs away from the [TS]

00:06:31   table and quickly leaves and this better [TS]

00:06:34   not see you around here anymore i I'm [TS]

00:06:36   sorry my friends are horrible racist i [TS]

00:06:38   say it or that [TS]

00:06:39   can read the scroll whatsits what is the [TS]

00:06:42   same sorry excuse me excuse me can [TS]

00:06:45   Carlos read most malls can't it's true I [TS]

00:06:50   did learn dark sun just that that is [TS]

00:06:54   true you are you are you are a slave eat [TS]

00:06:58   it Carlos [TS]

00:06:59   wait a minute did you already deployed [TS]

00:07:02   to eat it for like five minutes in and [TS]

00:07:04   you're already haha busting out to eat [TS]

00:07:06   it [TS]

00:07:07   this is going well i got us the scroll [TS]

00:07:09   do you want me to eat the scroll down [TS]

00:07:11   because there's no adventure a glass [TS]

00:07:14   door [TS]

00:07:14   I i have a lot of messengers pancake [TS]

00:07:18   come on pick you want me to give you the [TS]

00:07:21   scroller what up i will show you a [TS]

00:07:23   pancake who's a reader i don't think i [TS]

00:07:25   can read you want to fight a gloss I [TS]

00:07:28   vote for the way you either the smart [TS]

00:07:30   elf or the that are totally normal human [TS]

00:07:32   get gentlemen gentlemen you know you [TS]

00:07:35   don't want to talk too much attention i [TS]

00:07:37   believe you may recall that you know [TS]

00:07:38   until recently literacy was outlawed i [TS]

00:07:40   am going to give the scroll to the very [TS]

00:07:43   nice elf lady and not the mouthy human [TS]

00:07:45   guy oh yeah I make it happen when I [TS]

00:07:49   drink so is a very nice lady notices [TS]

00:07:52   that the scroll is sealed in wax with a [TS]

00:07:55   seal of three dragonflies on it if [TS]

00:07:58   anyone wants to roll to figure out what [TS]

00:08:00   that might mean you can if you don't [TS]

00:08:03   care you can also skip it [TS]

00:08:04   that would be as your wings are [TS]

00:08:06   cannibals do it that would be Street [TS]

00:08:08   wise now I got that too [TS]

00:08:11   alright i can go i had a plus-10 on that [TS]

00:08:13   oh no I give to the bard the brand 11 [TS]

00:08:17   whoa reimu Burrell flee that was so [TS]

00:08:21   impressed everybody wants her all feel [TS]

00:08:24   free 2009 so that the 13 [TS]

00:08:29   nice going out and with that is enough [TS]

00:08:33   to know that that is the seal of how [TS]

00:08:35   shaam which is one of the large trading [TS]

00:08:38   houses on Atlas which is the planet that [TS]

00:08:41   you're on and you will know that [TS]

00:08:44   yes trading house how intriguing [TS]

00:08:48   alright I'm going to break this sucker [TS]

00:08:51   of us [TS]

00:08:52   do because i don't care much for [TS]

00:08:53   fancy-pants seals all right way this [TS]

00:08:58   came with pants CLC seals don't work [TS]

00:09:02   it's to that car listed oh alright i [TS]

00:09:05   will read the what is on the scroll [TS]

00:09:08   because I did not want to type it out [TS]

00:09:10   earlier so says greetings from house [TS]

00:09:13   shaam we've sent messengers throughout [TS]

00:09:15   tier to deliver this communication to [TS]

00:09:17   those of mercenary guys if you be such [TS]

00:09:20   that you wished guys we're person very [TS]

00:09:22   guys and ladies history except for [TS]

00:09:25   except for you too boy if you be such [TS]

00:09:28   and wish to earn a great reward [TS]

00:09:30   read on do you do you wish to read on [TS]

00:09:34   I I wish to get a gram or bear i don't [TS]

00:09:37   know what reading is money buys a lot of [TS]

00:09:40   beer my friend desert Raiders her ass [TS]

00:09:42   and disrupt our caravans yet the [TS]

00:09:44   revolutionary cap of counsel of tier [TS]

00:09:46   will not lift a finger to help [TS]

00:09:48   thus honest merchants must find a dell [TS]

00:09:51   swear the Raiders claim that our [TS]

00:09:52   caravans know the site of a ruined [TS]

00:09:54   temple called the face in the stone they [TS]

00:09:57   say if we give up the location their tax [TS]

00:09:59   will cease but we know nothing of the [TS]

00:10:01   ruin [TS]

00:10:02   moreover shaam caravan seeking to find [TS]

00:10:04   the face in the stone never return our [TS]

00:10:07   request is this find the face in the [TS]

00:10:09   stone learn the fate of our lives lost [TS]

00:10:12   caravan and provide assistance to any [TS]

00:10:14   survivors all we have concerning the [TS]

00:10:16   ruins location is a line from an old [TS]

00:10:19   song where the devil's horn threads the [TS]

00:10:22   tunnel in the sky a stony visit rarely [TS]

00:10:25   blinks its hollow I return with your [TS]

00:10:28   findings to our Emporium in tier and you [TS]

00:10:31   will be heralded as heroes of house [TS]

00:10:33   shaam regards delam shaam guys I'm just [TS]

00:10:37   saying backward kallik was in charge [TS]

00:10:39   there was a lot less spam scrolls [TS]

00:10:42   getting delivered back door has injected [TS]

00:10:43   I was just me or they did not actually [TS]

00:10:47   mention money at the end of that come on [TS]

00:10:49   reelect kallik as heroes don't know how [TS]

00:10:54   I feel about heroes i would like to hear [TS]

00:10:56   that actually rendered in song [TS]

00:10:59   casco to oblige no I'm drinking [TS]

00:11:02   we need a bard guys the perfect time for [TS]

00:11:05   characters would know that Catholic who [TS]

00:11:07   Tony's character just mentioned was the [TS]

00:11:09   previously a ruler of the city and who [TS]

00:11:12   was just murdered allegedly murdered [TS]

00:11:16   allegedly by his own men [TS]

00:11:19   so you know not a very popular person [TS]

00:11:21   but ok just look among some of us though [TS]

00:11:25   justjust well he sacked we are where we [TS]

00:11:29   are running out of money and that means [TS]

00:11:31   that that the three creams running out [TS]

00:11:33   of beer so I think it might be a good [TS]

00:11:35   idea just to make sure he stays well [TS]

00:11:38   lubricated probably a good idea for us [TS]

00:11:41   she it's a she she's days I can't tell [TS]

00:11:44   the difference between you and racers [TS]

00:11:46   don't berate man good good tho ivory [TS]

00:11:50   money good money buys more beer and axes [TS]

00:11:54   I recommend we ask around the tavern and [TS]

00:11:56   see if anybody knows anything about this [TS]

00:11:57   horn this temple thank go anywhere else [TS]

00:12:01   suppose you're looking for it's called [TS]

00:12:03   the face you guys go ahead I'll be right [TS]

00:12:05   here face in the stone this in the stone [TS]

00:12:07   is the name of the temp I got no [TS]

00:12:09   charisma no diplomacy so don't have me [TS]

00:12:11   do it [TS]

00:12:11   me neither [TS]

00:12:14   yeah all right I'll do it [TS]

00:12:18   Bard's what can you say who is it who's [TS]

00:12:20   around here uh the the tablet is full of [TS]

00:12:24   a motley crew haha not actually motley [TS]

00:12:27   group but a motley crew of you know your [TS]

00:12:31   your lab normal temperature colors there [TS]

00:12:34   are some doors a party of dwarves that [TS]

00:12:36   are drinking some very strong ale a [TS]

00:12:40   couple 3i cream are ordering amongst [TS]

00:12:43   ASCAP ok so there are 23 I Creed they do [TS]

00:12:47   not acknowledge you [TS]

00:12:49   that's road i try to get their attention [TS]

00:12:52   ok they look at you they say yes yes i'm [TS]

00:12:55   going to ask them about if they know [TS]

00:12:57   anything about any temples lost in the [TS]

00:12:59   desert [TS]

00:13:00   well I we there have been many things [TS]

00:13:03   lost in the desert [TS]

00:13:04   you'll have to narrow it down for us if [TS]

00:13:07   her face in the stone ask him about [TS]

00:13:09   facing the stone what was what was the [TS]

00:13:11   song that business with the song out [TS]

00:13:13   where the devil's horn threads the [TS]

00:13:15   tunnel in the sky the devil's horn [TS]

00:13:17   threads the tunnel in the sky [TS]

00:13:19   alright let's ask them if that makes any [TS]

00:13:21   sense to him I'm something about a visit [TS]

00:13:23   and I yes study visits rarely blinks its [TS]

00:13:25   hollow i wear that general press the [TS]

00:13:30   panel that something temple pops out of [TS]

00:13:37   the air the shake their head but do you [TS]

00:13:41   know where that is or should I keep [TS]

00:13:43   saying you should stop singing [TS]

00:13:45   I know I don't know where that is [TS]

00:13:48   I've not heard that song before but it [TS]

00:13:51   does have a certain dwarven hints to it [TS]

00:13:55   but I don't know it's a motley crew [TS]

00:13:56   sauce I ask nikki sixx they clearly have [TS]

00:14:01   no idea what to tell you they've got [TS]

00:14:03   another alright let's try the doors [TS]

00:14:06   ok so there are four doors of [TS]

00:14:10   indeterminent sexes they look like so [TS]

00:14:12   you don't know [TS]

00:14:13   although I index on tour not Harry so [TS]

00:14:15   they don't have any period but maybe we [TS]

00:14:17   should send the mold talk to all right i [TS]

00:14:19   can go to I'll go talk to the dwarfs it [TS]

00:14:21   seems like a good idea [TS]

00:14:22   ok walk over to the door so if they say [TS]

00:14:23   hey [TS]

00:14:24   hello brother che I'm Carlos shower [TS]

00:14:29   moment you know what [TS]

00:14:30   hi carlos it's good it's good to see you [TS]

00:14:34   a we just got this [TS]

00:14:36   we just got the scroll that's about this [TS]

00:14:37   face in the stone temple you know [TS]

00:14:39   anything about that any idea about what [TS]

00:14:42   that was from the guy with three [TS]

00:14:43   dragonflies any ideas [TS]

00:14:45   well I had heard we've heard that how [TS]

00:14:47   sean is looking for adventures and they [TS]

00:14:49   have a3 dragonfly seal i'm not sure what [TS]

00:14:53   they're looking for but i I've heard [TS]

00:14:55   they lost the caravan somewhere and I [TS]

00:14:58   don't know who would attack how Sean [TS]

00:14:59   caravan but that's bad a bad idea to ask [TS]

00:15:03   me which in fact you did so i just told [TS]

00:15:05   you that I didn't it [TS]

00:15:07   do we have any idea who might do such a [TS]

00:15:10   thing could we ask her i mean is there [TS]

00:15:12   we know who their enemies i will you [TS]

00:15:15   would know that are the trading houses [TS]

00:15:17   in general don't get along they [TS]

00:15:19   generally try not to attack each other [TS]

00:15:20   though because the only way that the [TS]

00:15:22   city-state's can stay afloat as if trade [TS]

00:15:25   can flow through so the sorcerer kings [TS]

00:15:26   frowned upon trading houses attacking [TS]

00:15:30   one another on the game yet but that's [TS]

00:15:33   true [TS]

00:15:34   you do know that I mean it's dangerous [TS]

00:15:36   to go out into the desert and that's [TS]

00:15:37   what these these caravans go out into [TS]

00:15:40   they go out usually they're well-armed [TS]

00:15:42   so you can imagine that whoever attacked [TS]

00:15:44   it was also was better armed or they'd [TS]

00:15:48   be felt some kind of natural disaster of [TS]

00:15:51   some sort which is not uncommon and [TS]

00:15:54   there are plenty of a beast of the [TS]

00:15:56   desert that attack and kill people [TS]

00:15:58   regularly perhaps we could make some [TS]

00:16:01   inquiries about where the caravan was [TS]

00:16:04   going and when it was last heard from [TS]

00:16:07   you can if you like [TS]

00:16:09   yes let's do it who would be a good [TS]

00:16:13   person to ask about that it seems like [TS]

00:16:15   that might be beyond the realm of just [TS]

00:16:17   our immediate surrounding you know how [TS]

00:16:18   shaman has an Emporium in a tier in the [TS]

00:16:21   marketplace so you could try that go out [TS]

00:16:24   there and also you also know if you do [TS]

00:16:26   intend to go out into the desert and [TS]

00:16:28   track down this place and look for this [TS]

00:16:31   Caravan that you will need more supplies [TS]

00:16:33   that you have now [TS]

00:16:34   suddenly feeling very strong pole to [TS]

00:16:36   check out the important i'm not sure why [TS]

00:16:39   seems like it might be a reason I assume [TS]

00:16:41   that you're going off to the market is [TS]

00:16:43   this correct [TS]

00:16:44   indeed sounds like a plan that you make [TS]

00:16:46   your way to the marketplace and it's [TS]

00:16:49   very and it is a lively place so these [TS]

00:16:52   the tall gentleman RR half Giants [TS]

00:16:56   they're like dance character the praying [TS]

00:16:58   mantis is a try cream shop right here so [TS]

00:17:02   their discussion i did their stalls it [TS]

00:17:04   served it's a very busy place [TS]

00:17:06   i hustle bustle and he heyguys heyguys [TS]

00:17:12   up on the rooftops that I don't think [TS]

00:17:14   there's a radio [TS]

00:17:15   oh those ranchers oh I will tell you [TS]

00:17:18   what's happening we can move it [TS]

00:17:19   wait a second we were lured to this [TS]

00:17:21   emporium what I'd like a hot lay on the [TS]

00:17:23   ground and hide as much as possible from [TS]

00:17:27   the archers that are going to shoot us [TS]

00:17:29   okay that may not be feasible but when [TS]

00:17:32   you were finalized our chairs huh what [TS]

00:17:35   those doing here we meet hey we got a [TS]

00:17:37   scroll we have somebody showing the [TS]

00:17:39   scroll shown the scroll [TS]

00:17:41   it's cool we got a scroll don't you [TS]

00:17:42   don't you have a scroll another [TS]

00:17:44   successful Sylvester so lonely [TS]

00:17:46   stop or my mom will present her scroll [TS]

00:17:49   that threat great for something [TS]

00:17:53   yes it is you know what is more dudes [TS]

00:17:56   showing up this is not good [TS]

00:17:57   are you familiar with our mating ritual [TS]

00:17:58   it's pretty great dude there's someone [TS]

00:18:00   back there by that stall [TS]

00:18:01   oh there's like eight people everyone [TS]

00:18:04   else abuse we created yet just to try [TS]

00:18:06   his first right here okay so you're in [TS]

00:18:08   the marketplace you walk in you're [TS]

00:18:11   looking for the Emporium and as you're [TS]

00:18:14   walking down the lane as you want to do [TS]

00:18:18   in the marketplace [TS]

00:18:19   I you here [TS]

00:18:23   well you see this guy by the the cart [TS]

00:18:25   here and he is a human [TS]

00:18:28   I'm just telling you what what all these [TS]

00:18:29   people are human there are three days [TS]

00:18:31   yet [TS]

00:18:32   the dwarves are three dwarves shockingly [TS]

00:18:36   there are 23 I cream and up on the roof [TS]

00:18:39   r5 LG's I know and you hear yellow [TS]

00:18:43   surprise an alarm mixed with the sound [TS]

00:18:46   of heavy boots and [TS]

00:18:47   claws on tears cobbled streets from one [TS]

00:18:51   end of the lane 23 i cream are bounding [TS]

00:18:53   in your direction on the overlooking [TS]

00:18:55   rooftops a handful of elves throw off [TS]

00:18:57   cloaks and snatch throat throwing catch [TS]

00:19:00   cos catches I don't know those are the [TS]

00:19:03   cottage cheese tell you are the 3i Crean [TS]

00:19:07   bladed throwing stars basically catch up [TS]

00:19:11   my friend did you remember to play or [TS]

00:19:12   bart air have from the other end of the [TS]

00:19:15   street three burly doors hostile towards [TS]

00:19:17   you behind the doors tried to determine [TS]

00:19:19   looking human in a long cloak P&P bears [TS]

00:19:22   the insignia of Eric a roaring lion [TS]

00:19:25   eric is another city state who still has [TS]

00:19:29   their source working so the guy who's [TS]

00:19:33   wearing the insignia says this is your [TS]

00:19:35   lucky day [TS]

00:19:36   dogs of tier human on the lion God has [TS]

00:19:40   chosen you to join the ranks of his [TS]

00:19:42   worshippers you should feel honored [TS]

00:19:44   however I'm afraid this is going to hurt [TS]

00:19:46   a lot and so you know that a cone on is [TS]

00:19:51   the sorcerer King of the city of Eric [TS]

00:19:55   and it is clear that he wants to fight [TS]

00:19:59   so what do you do anyone have anyone [TS]

00:20:02   want to say anything before we do [TS]

00:20:05   something they all appear to have ill [TS]

00:20:08   will towards us this the seems to be a [TS]

00:20:11   ambush and they do not seem to be happy [TS]

00:20:15   to see you [TS]

00:20:17   what the hell is wrong with this game [TS]

00:20:19   Scott what is going on [TS]

00:20:22   we're just here for some just looking [TS]

00:20:25   for rentals and stuff fresh fruit man [TS]

00:20:27   always a concern when they don't list [TS]

00:20:31   the reward on the scroll we can always [TS]

00:20:34   try to talk her way out of it but [TS]

00:20:35   something tells me that's not today are [TS]

00:20:37   not very interested in talk [TS]

00:20:41   but maybe just maybe we can sing our way [TS]

00:20:45   out is it so is it our impression that [TS]

00:20:48   these that this was all this all [TS]

00:20:50   happened simultaneously the path right [TS]

00:20:51   green and the guys on the roof and the [TS]

00:20:53   dwarves are all they're all in it [TS]

00:20:54   together with mr. clokey so as soon as [TS]

00:20:57   mr. clokey started talking the elves [TS]

00:21:00   uncovered themselves now and the throat [TS]

00:21:02   cream jumped over down bored yeah and [TS]

00:21:05   then you know it is a to basically to [TS]

00:21:07   have you kneel before him he says you [TS]

00:21:10   know we can do this the hard way or the [TS]

00:21:12   easy way if you just want what's the [TS]

00:21:14   what's the easy way is that you submit [TS]

00:21:16   to my will and we make you loyal [TS]

00:21:20   subjects of who the the lion God you [TS]

00:21:25   know I'm going to approach him and say [TS]

00:21:27   tell us more of this lion guys the [TS]

00:21:30   circle of life [TS]

00:21:31   well he says stay where you are don't [TS]

00:21:33   get too close [TS]

00:21:35   ok I'll go right there one space it's [TS]

00:21:39   cool it's just one spaceman [TS]

00:21:40   alright well good so I we we need more [TS]

00:21:44   agents in this city and I have heard [TS]

00:21:48   tell of a certain temple that has been [TS]

00:21:50   lost and I i have also heard that you [TS]

00:21:53   are looking for it [TS]

00:21:54   tell me why are you looking for this [TS]

00:21:57   temple what's there [TS]

00:21:58   what secret weapons are you going to try [TS]

00:22:00   to get spy City alright but i have no [TS]

00:22:03   idea we're in this for the money that's [TS]

00:22:04   what they all say we are merely [TS]

00:22:05   sightseeing we heard interesting things [TS]

00:22:08   about the gods and those who had been [TS]

00:22:11   worshipped at this temple and we wanted [TS]

00:22:13   to learn of it [TS]

00:22:14   Oh some say this temple is the site of [TS]

00:22:18   strange disappearances we are but poor [TS]

00:22:20   circus folk [TS]

00:22:22   well everyone who is lying role of bluff [TS]

00:22:25   role for me Bluff is under your skills [TS]

00:22:29   you will roll a d20 and then add your [TS]

00:22:32   whatever that number is next to it [TS]

00:22:34   rights that we were in it for the money [TS]

00:22:36   and I'm definitely if you are not like I [TS]

00:22:38   I said there were strange disappeared [TS]

00:22:40   the fact that we all set different [TS]

00:22:42   things but maybe not [TS]

00:22:43   optimized our story just a hair we are [TS]

00:22:46   travelers [TS]

00:22:47   hey Scott yes can i roll history to see [TS]

00:22:50   what I know about that temple [TS]

00:22:52   yes you can I don't know if it's too [TS]

00:22:54   late [TS]

00:22:55   yeah it's i rolled my Justin fine Tony [TS]

00:22:58   ironic i rolled a pyro the one you [TS]

00:23:02   actually no less than united five [TS]

00:23:04   minutes ago so you are well I'm a little [TS]

00:23:06   a strategy template even know what I'm [TS]

00:23:08   talking [TS]

00:23:09   well I am good i was gonna draw on at [TS]

00:23:11   him about the lengthy history that I [TS]

00:23:13   know about the temple and i think i just [TS]

00:23:15   go ahh and then I get to structural [TS]

00:23:18   wheels i had it was right there so Steve [TS]

00:23:22   you were definitely like so what would [TS]

00:23:23   what did you roll a bluff j9 ok so he [TS]

00:23:27   does not believe you [TS]

00:23:29   shockingly and this is what what why [TS]

00:23:33   would you like to be clearly you're [TS]

00:23:34   covering up something and now he signals [TS]

00:23:37   to attack so let's roll for edition [TS]

00:23:39   yes thanks deep so I got never trusted [TS]

00:23:43   the right green her trust [TS]

00:23:45   that's right sorry Scott what what am I [TS]

00:23:47   where do I need to roll them roll a d20 [TS]

00:23:49   11 ok and now add your word says [TS]

00:23:55   initiative on your sheet should be in [TS]

00:23:57   the bottom left of page 10 so that makes [TS]

00:24:01   it 14 area that's exciting [TS]

00:24:04   alright give me a second i just rolled [TS]

00:24:05   initiative for the exciting that's what [TS]

00:24:07   i was saying it's exciting [TS]

00:24:08   I'm sir what did you watch your [TS]

00:24:11   initiative Steve 1515 okay Cody what's [TS]

00:24:15   your initiative 77 what's your plus out [TS]

00:24:22   that well that's with the plus you have [TS]

00:24:24   what what is your plus sorry plus 1 okay [TS]

00:24:27   you probably left red eight better than [TS]

00:24:34   Cody [TS]

00:24:35   Jason 14 and Dan 17 th you have a 17-2 [TS]

00:24:46   didn't I got 250 250 [TS]

00:24:48   I added my modifier ok alright so [TS]

00:24:52   forthright green go first the bad throw [TS]

00:24:54   runner the 3i Crean jump next to Carlos [TS]

00:25:00   Matt and Carlos my friend they are going [TS]

00:25:05   to claw at him huh [TS]

00:25:09   they're each Carla's well whatever like [TS]

00:25:12   your people it's and Carlos what is your [TS]

00:25:16   armor class little shield Jason 1660 [TS]

00:25:25   okay so you got hit twice each of the [TS]

00:25:28   three Creed you need some Eric their [TS]

00:25:30   claws across your torso I doors out i [TS]

00:25:35   like to break you I don't know and you [TS]

00:25:38   take this part you take 40 in the 14 [TS]

00:25:41   points of damage man now how many points [TS]

00:25:44   do you have Carlos well 20 now [TS]

00:25:47   alright so you are not blood with you [TS]

00:25:50   get to have half your hip landslide [TS]

00:25:52   remember the clothes but i'm not there [TS]

00:25:53   yet so next the dwarves go the enemy [TS]

00:25:58   doors that is that huh [TS]

00:26:00   and they are they're holding weapons [TS]

00:26:05   called gouges which are basically like [TS]

00:26:08   flattened pointy shovels now for gougeon [TS]

00:26:13   after that but that sounds scary [TS]

00:26:15   hi they are they don't they don't look [TS]

00:26:17   happy [TS]

00:26:19   are we sure their weapons and not [TS]

00:26:20   nevermind they're gonna go by the shovel [TS]

00:26:24   they're not just happy to see us [TS]

00:26:25   yeah okay so what [TS]

00:26:33   thank you for catching that Jason [TS]

00:26:34   revolution what is going to attack a [TS]

00:26:36   Steve I know it's only right it is only [TS]

00:26:40   right so Steve what is your armor class [TS]

00:26:43   well I rolled a 9 i'm going to [TS]

00:26:48   assume that probably misses you Steve [TS]

00:26:50   yeah i got an 18 AC so good you're good [TS]

00:26:53   like you better than that your little [TS]

00:26:56   shrimp uh who is this let's see who that [TS]

00:26:59   tony i'm going to one attacks you and he [TS]

00:27:03   gets a 1700 yeah alright so hehe gouges [TS]

00:27:10   you with this couch out later and you [TS]

00:27:14   take 11 points of damage and finally ren [TS]

00:27:20   16 16 verses you ren oh yeah it's gonna [TS]

00:27:25   hit areas so you also you take for 10 [TS]

00:27:29   points of damage and then points of [TS]

00:27:33   damage as they they slice across now the [TS]

00:27:38   Elven sniper scope [TS]

00:27:40   yeah we got to go before us d they are [TS]

00:27:43   you guys they got the drop on you didn't [TS]

00:27:45   roll very well not so much at seventeen [TS]

00:27:49   team so two of them were going to attack [TS]

00:27:52   them bring it harder they fall [TS]

00:27:57   true so let's see two so i won [TS]

00:28:01   mrs. completely the other is a 22 which [TS]

00:28:05   i'm assuming hits that will hit so you [TS]

00:28:08   get five points of damage and let's see [TS]

00:28:11   who else we got here think they're going [TS]

00:28:15   to go for Carlos to are going to attack [TS]

00:28:18   Carlos the dwarf they both hit so that's [TS]

00:28:23   10 points of damage to Carlos well I [TS]

00:28:27   bloody now Carlos sweet and wife [TS]

00:28:31   let's see if I can figure out how to do [TS]

00:28:33   the work might need some healing group [TS]

00:28:36   could be such a small target too and uh [TS]

00:28:41   one left will go for let's roll readily [TS]

00:28:48   12 is dead 34 is ready 5 6 is well it's [TS]

00:28:56   damned [TS]

00:28:57   for John siracusa I'm a tank if you like [TS]

00:29:03   job but I don't think of 14 hits use it [TS]

00:29:06   does not [TS]

00:29:07   well there you go now next up is dad [TS]

00:29:12   Sweden are ever being uh under a hail of [TS]

00:29:16   fire for the snipers who are on the [TS]

00:29:18   rooftops of these buildings there are 23 [TS]

00:29:24   I cream that are attacking Carlos couple [TS]

00:29:27   dwarves and the human male has not done [TS]

00:29:31   anything yet the one who seems to be in [TS]

00:29:32   charge [TS]

00:29:33   alright well since I'm next to the the [TS]

00:29:37   threat green i will start by using a [TS]

00:29:39   minor action to activate my defender [TS]

00:29:41   hora [TS]

00:29:42   ok so basically a there is an aura that [TS]

00:29:46   last round me it's about every space [TS]

00:29:47   adjacent to me [TS]

00:29:48   anybody who has any enemy in that space [TS]

00:29:50   takes a minus-2 penalty to attack [TS]

00:29:52   someone that is not me [TS]

00:29:54   don't worry yeah and if they try to move [TS]

00:29:57   or attack someone who's not me i can hit [TS]

00:29:59   him [TS]

00:30:00   okay but I'm going to start by hitting [TS]

00:30:02   that guy who is directly next to me I [TS]

00:30:04   attack that three cream that is to the [TS]

00:30:06   south-west of me with a jarring smash [TS]

00:30:13   all right bring on my sister [TS]

00:30:16   alright so I rolled pretty bad that [TS]

00:30:18   looks like a 12 [TS]

00:30:19   ah you did not hit i don't know i said i [TS]

00:30:25   bet because of a jerk apparently was so [TS]

00:30:28   you did I hit so you what what weapon to [TS]

00:30:30   use i have a great sword [TS]

00:30:33   it means ok ok so it's okay to feel that [TS]

00:30:36   great it it rebounds off of the witness [TS]

00:30:40   you know exoskeleton of the thread creed [TS]

00:30:44   and if this frustrates me and I roar it [TS]

00:30:47   clicks I it's just to get a minor action [TS]

00:30:49   that is a free access free action mr. [TS]

00:30:52   Steve your dresser so you have a you [TS]

00:30:55   have you are surrounded by hostile doors [TS]

00:30:58   I see that that's that's a temporary [TS]

00:31:00   situation here i'm going to first [TS]

00:31:02   evolved draw my my gift the gift card [TS]

00:31:06   which I who knows where I keep it uh you [TS]

00:31:10   don't want your pouch and ipod touch my [TS]

00:31:13   dice bag your disco up which does not [TS]

00:31:16   actually consume my minor action because [TS]

00:31:18   i have four arms that script i'm going [TS]

00:31:22   to use my jump and leap these guys which [TS]

00:31:25   does not provoke an opportunity attack [TS]

00:31:27   prayers and go straight for the human [TS]

00:31:29   oh and i'm going to attack him with [TS]

00:31:31   cutting words which actually could've [TS]

00:31:36   called man i was but i usually the [TS]

00:31:37   winner gets made fun of for using the [TS]

00:31:39   stupid barred power names but i'm gonna [TS]

00:31:40   use today I get rates that I have a [TS]

00:31:43   power called vicious mockery for my [TS]

00:31:45   shock that's all [TS]

00:31:47   you call that a haircut cuts deep [TS]

00:31:51   cutting words is a ranged attack which [TS]

00:31:53   means that that would draw an attack of [TS]

00:31:55   opportunity you would know this so that [TS]

00:31:57   he was a true yeah alright then I best [TS]

00:32:00   not do that i mean you could you could [TS]

00:32:02   jump like Lander 1 square shapes I of [TS]

00:32:04   America and that could be that way I [TS]

00:32:06   guess the dwarfs can probably reach me [TS]

00:32:07   next turn anyway let's do that [TS]

00:32:09   ok let's make this let's make this thing [TS]

00:32:11   happen but let's do it cutting words man [TS]

00:32:13   you're bad roll a d20 plus 6 verses will [TS]

00:32:17   is what I that sounds pretty awesome so [TS]

00:32:19   roll20 ice world 20 that's with this [TS]

00:32:25   that's why i wrote with mods ok was [TS]

00:32:27   gonna say not a natural well you needed [TS]

00:32:29   exactly that so you hit beauty that's [TS]

00:32:33   1d8 + 40 d 8 with the plus for that's 27 [TS]

00:32:37   all right he did not hit the stop please [TS]

00:32:40   him cutting words rarely please they're [TS]

00:32:46   targeting Carlos way it is unleashed [TS]

00:32:48   wore em as this adorable i also pull the [TS]

00:32:51   target two squares incidentally hope you [TS]

00:32:53   what you want to pull him towards you [TS]

00:32:55   I've sucked him in Carlos yes you are [TS]

00:32:59   you have a threat you have 23 i cream [TS]

00:33:00   next to you and a guy with an aura your [TS]

00:33:04   is good for you [TS]

00:33:05   I like the aura fact if you want to move [TS]

00:33:07   so that they're both next to me that's [TS]

00:33:09   even better [TS]

00:33:10   and you're also draw blood i don't know [TS]

00:33:12   how many points you have but 10 if I if [TS]

00:33:16   I may make a modest suggest please I [TS]

00:33:18   would hit one of those guys [TS]

00:33:20   and then basically shift which is [TS]

00:33:22   basically move one square to like here [TS]

00:33:24   okay because then you will draw them in [TS]

00:33:27   and they will both be affected by my or [TS]

00:33:29   and I can keep them from trying to hit [TS]

00:33:30   you right [TS]

00:33:31   can I do that Scott yes how tiny is your [TS]

00:33:34   aura it's it's every square size the [TS]

00:33:36   size doesn't matter [TS]

00:33:37   yeah it's how i use it yes no that's not [TS]

00:33:40   true [TS]

00:33:41   the effects of the aura not the size but [TS]

00:33:42   in this case it's just one of the [TS]

00:33:44   smallest which is five feet here or as [TS]

00:33:47   small i mean it's it's a small list [TS]

00:33:51   alright so Scott right look at each one [TS]

00:33:53   if i'm doing if I'm doing this right do [TS]

00:33:55   i do I assume the battle wrath stamps [TS]

00:33:57   and then you should totally understand [TS]

00:34:00   bonus that'll wrap it up and then and [TS]

00:34:02   then i'm going to attack the the dude to [TS]

00:34:07   the West that Dan didn't attack [TS]

00:34:09   ok i do that you can the urology 20 then [TS]

00:34:15   add whatever you should add strength for [TS]

00:34:17   Stacy ok so added 10 to the d20 yeah [TS]

00:34:20   okay so i get 10 plus 10 20 [TS]

00:34:22   alright so what weapons you-you an axe [TS]

00:34:26   is that right but it's a fancy acts a [TS]

00:34:29   tree i'll try call so you leave it in [TS]

00:34:32   half [TS]

00:34:33   nice and it is dead oh nice thing suede [TS]

00:34:37   yeah you missed the mole Lila because at [TS]

00:34:42   all then your career is that right [TS]

00:34:45   Carlos [TS]

00:34:46   yeah thats dark now now that I'm really [TS]

00:34:48   angry and bloodied I also i'm gonna hide [TS]

00:34:51   behind dance or you might want to [TS]

00:34:54   scrunch down a little bit [TS]

00:34:56   oh it's pretty small that's that nice [TS]

00:34:58   book but I'm pretty small [TS]

00:35:00   alright read you you have it is your [TS]

00:35:02   turn you've seen Carlos dispatch one of [TS]

00:35:05   the 3i cream the good 3i cream has [TS]

00:35:08   jumped towards the human who seems to be [TS]

00:35:10   the ringleader you have some dwarves [TS]

00:35:12   near you [TS]

00:35:13   no one has done anything about the [TS]

00:35:15   snipers as of yet and that there is a [TS]

00:35:18   very angry clutch mate of a dead thread [TS]

00:35:20   green next to your half giant boy [TS]

00:35:25   all right so is the person standing [TS]

00:35:26   right adjacent to me is that a dwarf is [TS]

00:35:29   that of angry dwarf this one [TS]

00:35:32   angry to work yeah he's he's an angry [TS]

00:35:34   dwarf peter dinklage yes one that I just [TS]

00:35:40   drew all over [TS]

00:35:41   don't worry bankrate drawn him that one [TS]

00:35:43   yeah he is he's a bad [TS]

00:35:44   ok always well since he's standing right [TS]

00:35:48   next to me I mean it seems a shame for [TS]

00:35:50   me not to throw you know eldritch magic [TS]

00:35:52   in his face [TS]

00:35:53   so I'm going to curse him with the [TS]

00:35:56   Warlocks curse [TS]

00:35:57   Oh always on because he's the nearest [TS]

00:36:00   phone I can see em and i get to deal [TS]

00:36:02   extra damage to him bring and in [TS]

00:36:06   addition to that I'm i think i'm just [TS]

00:36:10   going to cast my eldritch blast on him [TS]

00:36:14   and despite it being a ranged attack it [TS]

00:36:16   does not provoke opportunity [TS]

00:36:18   oh I'm awesome and I have reached the [TS]

00:36:21   coast after this yes Casper official [TS]

00:36:23   years something like that [TS]

00:36:25   alright alright i'm actually gonna roll [TS]

00:36:28   with my real died because i don't trust [TS]

00:36:29   this horrible thing I don't trust you [TS]

00:36:32   so here's a dice it's d20 I promise and [TS]

00:36:35   rolling [TS]

00:36:36   I trust you 02 30 i got a 12 + 7 I gotta [TS]

00:36:44   1919 you you blast relax in his torso [TS]

00:36:48   with your Eldridge might and you deal [TS]

00:36:51   ideal a lot [TS]

00:36:54   let's see I don't get anything 1000d 10 [TS]

00:36:59   and then 2d6 is that right down there [TS]

00:37:02   are 26 plus 1 d6 so that's gonna be fun [TS]

00:37:06   I do like warlocks and yes ideal eight [TS]

00:37:11   and four ideal 12 damage plus 5 17 [TS]

00:37:15   damage then i see well then he's just a [TS]

00:37:19   puddle now [TS]

00:37:20   no he's still standing and he's not [TS]

00:37:23   blood yet either so those are the tough [TS]

00:37:26   guys for top router that is good to know [TS]

00:37:33   anything else [TS]

00:37:34   serenity ah [TS]

00:37:37   don't think I can yack a face step would [TS]

00:37:44   would make an opportunity attack yeah i [TS]

00:37:47   know it's a teleport through okay maybe [TS]

00:37:50   I'll do that because i don't like [TS]

00:37:51   standing so close to this guy who can [TS]

00:37:53   probably obviously do massive damage so [TS]

00:37:56   I'm gonna tell por SI by teleport here [TS]

00:38:00   can i still see everybody I you would [TS]

00:38:03   not be able to see the human all that [TS]

00:38:06   well actually you would because that's a [TS]

00:38:07   little boost yeah i'm going there is a [TS]

00:38:11   stepped alipore you want me to move you [TS]

00:38:14   there [TS]

00:38:14   hmm yes I would [TS]

00:38:17   magic I did all right now in the human [TS]

00:38:23   everything the human ships back he [TS]

00:38:27   raises his fist points at the throat [TS]

00:38:30   cream and a deer attacks 25 vs AC i do [TS]

00:38:39   believe hits you [TS]

00:38:40   yes it does so you take 18 points of [TS]

00:38:46   psychic damage dude as a psychic image [TS]

00:38:52   of a large fist flies out of his head [TS]

00:38:54   slams into you and push you back 10 i'm [TS]

00:38:59   down to nine which means i am blooded [TS]

00:39:01   are already due to deck is alright so [TS]

00:39:11   that was not everyone [TS]

00:39:14   Jodi you go oh [TS]

00:39:17   regular red car is going to back up [TS]

00:39:20   because he does not like being dwarfed [TS]

00:39:22   adjacent and I'm happy concerned about [TS]

00:39:26   those okay with being mala Jason well [TS]

00:39:28   you know I like being defender or [TS]

00:39:30   adjacent but those snipers also seemed [TS]

00:39:34   pretty threatening yeah so you know I [TS]

00:39:37   mean it's not really a warrior but if [TS]

00:39:41   Lightning were to accidentally strike [TS]

00:39:42   them huh [TS]

00:39:44   you know you might be involved in that [TS]

00:39:45   so i'm going to use dark lightning so [TS]

00:39:49   this targets the elves reflex which is [TS]

00:39:51   probably pretty good at that but we'll [TS]

00:39:52   see how this works [TS]

00:39:53   so I scott i get to target to up to two [TS]

00:39:57   guys so let's target the i'll go with [TS]

00:40:01   the two guys on the red building [TS]

00:40:03   ok so i'll call this is the first one [TS]

00:40:06   the first one is I wrote the 14 and it's [TS]

00:40:10   plus 6 that's 20 verses refi ok and the [TS]

00:40:13   second one I rolled a crit ok so they so [TS]

00:40:16   they both explode [TS]

00:40:18   okay well yes for each so I don't need [TS]

00:40:23   to roll damage for those in the know [TS]

00:40:24   these are waiting when you hit something [TS]

00:40:27   and it dies almost instantly these are [TS]

00:40:29   minions [TS]

00:40:30   so basically they have one hit points [TS]

00:40:32   they're just there to be obstacles and [TS]

00:40:35   and annoy you [TS]

00:40:36   sometimes they can be hard to hit [TS]

00:40:38   mission accomplished [TS]

00:40:39   you know so they're okay do not like [TS]

00:40:41   this get I'm still a little concerned [TS]

00:40:43   about our odds so i think i will take an [TS]

00:40:45   action point and try and do that again [TS]

00:40:48   for the other roof topic i get on so i [TS]

00:40:53   work from right to left so left-right [TS]

00:40:57   Hebrew do this is much lower [TS]

00:40:59   that would be 11 verses reflex nope and [TS]

00:41:04   15 verses reflex and that does not hit [TS]

00:41:07   either [TS]

00:41:07   ok so i totally not worth it [TS]

00:41:11   Archy out from his head you see this [TS]

00:41:13   lightly you all know that magic uh is [TS]

00:41:18   your very distrustful of magic [TS]

00:41:20   nobody likes magic here in AZ so you [TS]

00:41:22   just assume that he used some sort of [TS]

00:41:25   perhaps it was a coincidence or it was [TS]

00:41:27   you know I was just I was gonna just [TS]

00:41:30   static [TS]

00:41:30   electricity strange when you're out here [TS]

00:41:32   is it [TS]

00:41:33   yeah maybe yes he was rubbing a balloon [TS]

00:41:35   on his head or as you do I ok so that [TS]

00:41:41   was for Jason and Steve that was that [TS]

00:41:44   was a route 1 in our encounter so there [TS]

00:41:48   you go [TS]

00:41:48   everybody has got your all you've all [TS]

00:41:50   survived off into this primarily barely [TS]

00:41:53   there are three deadbeats so that's [TS]

00:41:56   always good and now we start again with [TS]

00:41:58   a threat green the surviving fried green [TS]

00:42:00   who is a very unhappy and only has one [TS]

00:42:03   choice he must attack the the half jam [TS]

00:42:06   and so he will and let's look he will [TS]

00:42:11   he's very very angry Todd try Korean [TS]

00:42:14   generally look my friend but he is he's [TS]

00:42:17   he's not happy to see you this buddy [TS]

00:42:20   just got split in half by door facts are [TS]

00:42:23   true are you gonna do she's gonna I hate [TS]

00:42:26   when that happens slashes claw across [TS]

00:42:29   your face within 24 and you pick seven [TS]

00:42:33   points down okay I guess that's what [TS]

00:42:35   he's gonna do that's what it's going to [TS]

00:42:36   do and then he was going to so much for [TS]

00:42:38   your aura down that mean that's my point [TS]

00:42:41   the point of the aura is to stop them [TS]

00:42:42   from hitting you guys and make them hit [TS]

00:42:44   me [TS]

00:42:45   it's true we all die in the first [TS]

00:42:46   encounter that would be a very short [TS]

00:42:48   episode will actually stay there except [TS]

00:42:50   it wouldn't because it's are you know no [TS]

00:42:52   other not as fast movie game and now the [TS]

00:42:55   daughter is gone so there's a dwarf next [TS]

00:42:59   to this bloody 3i created so he's going [TS]

00:43:00   to attack the bloody thread Curry who [TS]

00:43:02   have opportunity on me [TS]

00:43:04   uh-uh not letting this is just a normal [TS]

00:43:06   attack [TS]

00:43:07   yeah because you're next to him and he [TS]

00:43:09   doesn't like you [TS]

00:43:10   so he's going to not very nice he's [TS]

00:43:13   going to sing a song you sing a song you [TS]

00:43:15   should sing a song 17 but you have an AC [TS]

00:43:17   of 18 I think right yeah so it bounces [TS]

00:43:21   off of your armor your chain back [TS]

00:43:23   doesn't do anything [TS]

00:43:24   see that are that armor i recommend you [TS]

00:43:26   purchase workout every thank God for [TS]

00:43:28   that but another i'm not entirely sure [TS]

00:43:30   how a bug where's chainmail but you know [TS]

00:43:32   well especially casually it's another [TS]

00:43:35   setting where patches of it here and [TS]

00:43:37   there runs over to attack the throat [TS]

00:43:39   cream and he hits what I was [TS]

00:43:44   re you and I've got you attack nightfall [TS]

00:43:46   to attack their boss man for 12 points [TS]

00:43:50   of damage which I believe brings you to [TS]

00:43:51   negative 2i would be unconscious yes- to [TS]

00:43:54   right we're going to put actually you [TS]

00:43:56   said 12 [TS]

00:43:57   yes that's actually negative 30 will put [TS]

00:44:00   a little X over you you collapse in the [TS]

00:44:03   agony there and we'll pay guys isn't he [TS]

00:44:08   the one that's supposed to heal us will [TS]

00:44:10   get anybody trained in heel but we'll [TS]

00:44:13   get to your saving throw vs. death later [TS]

00:44:15   and now we have what dwarf left where [TS]

00:44:20   should he go he's gonna go attack Tony [TS]

00:44:24   17 vs AC Tony minus 2 because he had [TS]

00:44:28   next 15 vs AC that was the difference [TS]

00:44:31   that i needed all right rail and in [TS]

00:44:33   addition because he attacked my buddy [TS]

00:44:36   oh do i get to make an attack on him [TS]

00:44:37   please do so you sense that this attack [TS]

00:44:39   would have gotten to you but some aura [TS]

00:44:42   or something has got my sword i get in [TS]

00:44:45   the way there other ants magnetism and [TS]

00:44:48   Dan attacks i'm going to roll in mainly [TS]

00:44:51   basic attack [TS]

00:44:52   yes or d 10 plus 9 right on with 25 that [TS]

00:44:57   would hit yes and in addition because [TS]

00:44:59   this is my vengeful guardian i get to [TS]

00:45:03   deal a 1d eight extra damage on top of [TS]

00:45:06   my normal institute and this is this is [TS]

00:45:07   the the already-injured dwarfs oh [TS]

00:45:09   alright so that's a 1d 10 + 44 the [TS]

00:45:13   normal damage plus an additional d8 so [TS]

00:45:16   that is 14 damage or two damaged so he [TS]

00:45:19   is bloodied good for him is he bloodied [TS]

00:45:23   no he's not actually I can't do this son [TS]

00:45:25   of a monkey [TS]

00:45:27   oh no wait yes he is yeah he's dorsal [TS]

00:45:30   it's hard to see with Zach with urea [TS]

00:45:32   i've just i've just done the math is [TS]

00:45:35   hard math is hard as it as a DM I know [TS]

00:45:38   likes to say I'm just gonna drink and I [TS]

00:45:40   here guys just go on without me back [TS]

00:45:42   okay but that alright so that's what [TS]

00:45:45   unhappy bloody dwarf the elves go so we [TS]

00:45:50   still have we to alvin snipers have died [TS]

00:45:53   under mysterious circumstances [TS]

00:45:56   we have we have three left so let's see [TS]

00:46:01   who's over here so they're going to [TS]

00:46:02   attack [TS]

00:46:02   dan Tony and Carlos everybody knows my [TS]

00:46:09   name my name is easy to remember it [TS]

00:46:11   jerks true so let's see [TS]

00:46:14   they call me a just call me check on if [TS]

00:46:16   thats pancakes eggs watch out there [TS]

00:46:18   shooting at you pancakes is a pretty [TS]

00:46:20   good afternoon nickname waffles let's [TS]

00:46:23   see ya [TS]

00:46:24   pancakes is 25 verses that will hit well [TS]

00:46:33   we got the last part right you got five [TS]

00:46:35   points of damage there [TS]

00:46:36   ok Carlos is a 13 which I believe will [TS]

00:46:40   miss you yep and tony is 23 i'm going to [TS]

00:46:47   get did I don't get anything from being [TS]

00:46:50   in dance or any more right and New York [TS]

00:46:53   it's just a defender thing so it's only [TS]

00:46:54   preventing people from mainly people [TS]

00:46:56   from hitting you or next to me [TS]

00:46:58   oh it's oh I didn't know there was like [TS]

00:47:00   an asterisk only good for melee attacks [TS]

00:47:02   yeah sorry buddy [TS]

00:47:04   alright maybe maybe you should talk to [TS]

00:47:06   take it up with whoever likes the [TS]

00:47:07   Lightning people in your in your name [TS]

00:47:09   oh how much damage did I takes life [TS]

00:47:11   don't like is the spitting things they [TS]

00:47:15   playing at you they cut across you [TS]

00:47:18   you're only wearing cloth so you know it [TS]

00:47:21   leaves a big trail blood falls out and [TS]

00:47:23   they spin back into the hands of the [TS]

00:47:25   snipers pretty cool [TS]

00:47:26   ok i am bloody book by that and now it [TS]

00:47:32   is a pancake stern world tourist [TS]

00:47:35   campaign how excited I don't try to [TS]

00:47:39   change him back this dorsum or just take [TS]

00:47:41   out the three cream i thought if i had [TS]

00:47:45   about three grand to write down our I [TS]

00:47:48   only know just whacking the dwarf well [TS]

00:47:49   you do know so you know that the threat [TS]

00:47:51   screen is a not as tough as the dwarf [TS]

00:47:55   yeah and you know the dwarf is bloodied [TS]

00:47:57   alright that's all you okay i will i'm [TS]

00:48:03   going to hit the nitride jarring smash [TS]

00:48:06   on the dwarf [TS]

00:48:07   let's try that so I prefer to call it a [TS]

00:48:11   canning smash is it 13 which is not very [TS]

00:48:18   good that does not hit well that's nuts [TS]

00:48:21   to that alright as a minor action first [TS]

00:48:24   I'm going to use my stones endurance [TS]

00:48:26   which means i can resist 52 all damage [TS]

00:48:28   until the end of my next turn [TS]

00:48:29   ok and then I'm going to use my action [TS]

00:48:32   point try that again [TS]

00:48:35   bring it on since the dwarf alright [TS]

00:48:37   bring it on [TS]

00:48:40   don't don't fail 27 how about that does [TS]

00:48:43   that work for you know it actually hits [TS]

00:48:45   you hit the door but what damage that is [TS]

00:48:48   a d-10 much damage plus one plus four he [TS]

00:48:54   takes 10 damage he now grants combat [TS]

00:48:57   advantage so if you are attacking him [TS]

00:49:00   you get a plus to him because I've [TS]

00:49:02   really jarred him you did and he does [TS]

00:49:05   not he looks pretty beaten up [TS]

00:49:08   he is not long for this world you sense [TS]

00:49:10   with your keen combat reflexes Chaka [TS]

00:49:15   Khan yes sir are barred it is your turn [TS]

00:49:18   so what do i do role for death here [TS]

00:49:20   yah Rollo role of teacher alter alter [TS]

00:49:23   not die roll doubles stabilize it [TS]

00:49:25   doubles you get out i didn't put [TS]

00:49:27   anything but d20 in the thing or deform [TS]

00:49:30   an magic missile nobody has any magical [TS]

00:49:33   spot haha not true [TS]

00:49:35   it's a one that's that's a lot that were [TS]

00:49:38   actually failures right there that's [TS]

00:49:40   really bleeding out here guys [TS]

00:49:42   that's not good so I should sing a song [TS]

00:49:44   about you can and I'm checking the [TS]

00:49:48   little failures by the moment believe [TS]

00:49:51   all right so you failed so everyone in [TS]

00:49:53   your party knows that things are not [TS]

00:49:55   going well for shock i notice they're [TS]

00:49:57   not rushing to my aid but we're a little [TS]

00:49:59   busy you know there's a dude over here [TS]

00:50:01   the cast magic magic not cool [TS]

00:50:03   Carlos one together one of your your [TS]

00:50:06   adventuring party is down [TS]

00:50:08   yes you see one of the 3i cream has been [TS]

00:50:10   killed [TS]

00:50:11   yes you notice that what your fellow [TS]

00:50:13   dwarf there is [TS]

00:50:15   is uh not looking good you also know [TS]

00:50:18   there are three snipers above you [TS]

00:50:20   yes you also know there are two doors [TS]

00:50:23   that have not been hit at all [TS]

00:50:25   yeah and the human who you saw deal some [TS]

00:50:29   kind of massive psychic crazy fists [TS]

00:50:31   thing yeah which laid low your friend [TS]

00:50:33   how also seems perfectly happy [TS]

00:50:38   yeah there's a lot going on here so in [TS]

00:50:41   in a in a move in return [TS]

00:50:43   what what what am i sorry water miles i [TS]

00:50:45   can i can move and attack an attack and [TS]

00:50:47   move can move and then attack you can do [TS]

00:50:50   a minor action so any of your powers [TS]

00:50:53   that's a minor you can use that as well [TS]

00:50:54   you can use any of your daily power or [TS]

00:50:57   you don't have two hours you could use [TS]

00:50:58   any of your counter powers [TS]

00:51:00   you can also then use an action point so [TS]

00:51:02   that you can do two things to standard [TS]

00:51:04   actions [TS]

00:51:05   alright I'm gonna I'm gonna [TS]

00:51:09   so if i use an action point that I could [TS]

00:51:11   like move and attack again but you could [TS]

00:51:13   move you could you could move twice and [TS]

00:51:16   then attack for example so if you need [TS]

00:51:17   to get further or you could move and it [TS]

00:51:19   can attack two times and attacked two [TS]

00:51:21   times okay i'm going to move to the last [TS]

00:51:24   remaining three i cream and attack him [TS]

00:51:27   and again i am still in battle wrath [TS]

00:51:30   oh and you're still in dance this career [TS]

00:51:33   and i am still in dancer and i'm going [TS]

00:51:35   to attack that a guy hoping to cleave [TS]

00:51:36   him in half as i did his friend it [TS]

00:51:38   smells of maple syrup attack pancake [TS]

00:51:42   anybody come on people keep up with make [TS]

00:51:45   that references references acknowledged [TS]

00:51:48   so what so what am i doing to at a [TS]

00:51:50   glittery and add that must say modifier [TS]

00:51:53   from your melee basic and athletic [TS]

00:51:55   attend i believe so [TS]

00:51:57   21 alright you cleave this this trike [TS]

00:52:02   read in half [TS]

00:52:03   whoo cleavage cleavage which brings the [TS]

00:52:06   the total of leverage the total of death [TS]

00:52:08   record on the board 233 well now you're [TS]

00:52:12   not including certainly not and that all [TS]

00:52:14   right dad he's just already think I'm [TS]

00:52:16   getting better [TS]

00:52:18   can I use my my action point you [TS]

00:52:20   arranged attack on that dwarf whose you [TS]

00:52:22   can bloodied yes you breaking I can't go [TS]

00:52:25   to him right [TS]

00:52:25   I don't have the ability to direct that [TS]

00:52:27   is correct ok so then then I'm i'm going [TS]

00:52:29   to do my range basic attack that I have [TS]

00:52:32   go for it do it ironically Carlos ok so [TS]

00:52:37   I roll a d20 yes and I and I do my I do [TS]

00:52:42   my range attack which is a plus 6i guess [TS]

00:52:44   ok [TS]

00:52:45   and that's 11 alright well I don't know [TS]

00:52:48   what your what [TS]

00:52:49   what is your ranged attack with you what [TS]

00:52:50   do you use it's the did java or as we [TS]

00:52:55   say south-of-the-border day haha oh I [TS]

00:52:57   cannot but would that be Miguel or [TS]

00:53:00   Reuben digitata it looks like a [TS]

00:53:02   highlight thing essentially a dummy girl [TS]

00:53:04   like you put a rock and I laughing so I [TS]

00:53:06   got you missed [TS]

00:53:08   I just wanted to know what you missed [TS]

00:53:09   with crap i don't think that's more than [TS]

00:53:13   it is it is not right not Anna and I [TS]

00:53:17   something-or-other okay are you are [TS]

00:53:19   Crouch probably not really crushed your [TS]

00:53:21   behind the booth you could see everybody [TS]

00:53:24   you also see your bard is laying [TS]

00:53:27   bleeding out around if I green sticker [TS]

00:53:31   that is a problem just doing my job acre [TS]

00:53:35   I don't even know there are two very [TS]

00:53:37   fine-looking Wars alright sorry [TS]

00:53:40   well and the the towers my the the [TS]

00:53:43   tailor this I'm killing you from Ricky [TS]

00:53:46   uua recognize that he is a he is [TS]

00:53:49   channeling the sorcerer kings might [TS]

00:53:51   through head self really don't like that [TS]

00:53:55   he's looking at you kind of feel like I [TS]

00:53:59   should handle these bitches first haha [TS]

00:54:06   probably good let's see [TS]

00:54:11   Murphy Murphy another door fee well you [TS]

00:54:15   know what they're a little scary and I [TS]

00:54:17   don't like that are bars just kind of [TS]

00:54:19   sitting there so I'm gonna I don't like [TS]

00:54:21   it either [TS]

00:54:22   can you could help them yes oh it is [TS]

00:54:25   going to happen her i'm going to move [TS]

00:54:28   let's see it [TS]

00:54:30   whatever steve yeah he's good help she [TS]

00:54:34   the one where there is ok I'm gonna cast [TS]

00:54:39   the Warlocks curse on this guy I'm [TS]

00:54:41   closest to that one okay yeah so he's [TS]

00:54:44   he's crist he's cursed and then i'm [TS]

00:54:49   going to pop a daily and decree or Tyrod [TS]

00:54:53   like popping a wheelie means yeah yeah [TS]

00:54:55   so just late [TS]

00:54:57   this is a blast 3 which I can draw [TS]

00:54:59   theory yes when it gets both of them [TS]

00:55:02   against both of them but not all your [TS]

00:55:06   friends its enemies only okay yes I'm so [TS]

00:55:10   pale blue flame appears approve your [TS]

00:55:12   brow as you order a condemnation that [TS]

00:55:13   makes foes mistake allies for enemies so [TS]

00:55:18   having that conversation go is it [TS]

00:55:22   something like I know that you know that [TS]

00:55:23   I know that you know it's basically me [TS]

00:55:26   speaking a lot of liberation a lotion [TS]

00:55:27   having them I know where you did last [TS]

00:55:29   summer [TS]

00:55:30   alright good good yeah alright so this [TS]

00:55:34   is the next thing I say will be the [TS]

00:55:36   truth the previous statement was a lie [TS]

00:55:38   ere are around in theory before the [TS]

00:55:41   attack you slide the target two squares [TS]

00:55:44   so I'm number one dude up here I want [TS]

00:55:49   him to go there and their poop awesome [TS]

00:55:52   then number two you can i slide him thru [TS]

00:55:55   the dead barred oh my dead body [TS]

00:55:59   a lot of travel travel travel time code [TS]

00:56:02   why are you kicking me why are you [TS]

00:56:05   laughing [TS]

00:56:05   right over me and now you're having [TS]

00:56:08   somebody over my corpse and i'm dead i'm [TS]

00:56:12   dying and i'm dead [TS]

00:56:14   alright so I'm gonna roll that was that [TS]

00:56:17   would happen whether or not I actually [TS]

00:56:19   hit i'm going to now attempt to hit hit [TS]

00:56:23   them on the on-deck first first guy is a [TS]

00:56:28   14 verses well that works alright and [TS]

00:56:34   second guy is much more 17 + f 24 verses [TS]

00:56:39   well that does not work [TS]

00:56:40   no it doesn't i'm getting time d alright [TS]

00:56:44   so number one [TS]

00:56:46   well let's do number two a chute number [TS]

00:56:49   two door first let's have number two [TS]

00:56:52   dwarf attack first and he's going to [TS]

00:56:53   attack his sorcerer King channeling guy [TS]

00:56:56   really basic don't know that's me huh [TS]

00:57:00   yeah let's see who all right thanks [TS]

00:57:06   I he misses okay well then he takes 1d6 [TS]

00:57:10   plus actually no he takes to d6 because [TS]

00:57:14   of my fancy curse who takes four he [TS]

00:57:22   takes nine damaged or missing and then [TS]

00:57:26   the other dude is going to whack him [TS]

00:57:29   back immediately faced yes with a male [TS]

00:57:33   basic or he could i just put this out [TS]

00:57:36   there you could attack the bards corpse [TS]

00:57:37   offer but I think now just just so you [TS]

00:57:44   can only ride on the ground right there [TS]

00:57:46   coup de Gras anyone [TS]

00:57:48   okay roll my role yes your choice your [TS]

00:57:52   role already rolled let's see you do [TS]

00:57:56   oh he it's all right he hits for 10 [TS]

00:58:03   points of damage [TS]

00:58:05   sweet they built they look thoroughly [TS]

00:58:09   confused this is last more than your [TS]

00:58:12   turn [TS]

00:58:13   I think it's just my turn [TS]

00:58:15   I don't actually know probably well that [TS]

00:58:18   was exciting [TS]

00:58:19   now it is the Templars turn so he guys [TS]

00:58:24   we should have not opened that scroll [TS]

00:58:25   you could steal everything was much [TS]

00:58:28   better when we are getting that bar [TS]

00:58:29   drinking beer still be in that tavern [TS]

00:58:32   that much more is going also much more [TS]

00:58:37   alive [TS]

00:58:38   look Steve yeah so I the the Templar [TS]

00:58:43   fixes Anna with a gays he looks right at [TS]

00:58:48   you and he is right back [TS]

00:58:53   manatee Leo in your head and attack [TS]

00:58:56   happen [TS]

00:58:58   it's all in your head to all in your [TS]

00:59:00   head 19 vs AC that will hit all right so [TS]

00:59:05   he's not in my head [TS]

00:59:08   well that's what you think [TS]

00:59:11   17 points of psychic damage oh goody [TS]

00:59:15   and you get slapped against the wall of [TS]

00:59:18   this [TS]

00:59:18   Oh of this house here as the the weight [TS]

00:59:24   of his glare just press you up against [TS]

00:59:26   the wall [TS]

00:59:27   he's a tough character i can tell there [TS]

00:59:33   if it's good to have our party isn't for [TS]

00:59:34   with the eye and with Larry three cream [TS]

00:59:37   Barry bloodied right now so let's let's [TS]

00:59:42   read well no it's chilly start so to go [TS]

00:59:43   ahead I'll recap for you though so your [TS]

00:59:46   throat cream is unconscious your warlock [TS]

00:59:49   has been thrown against a and outside of [TS]

00:59:53   your site you can no longer see her but [TS]

00:59:54   you heard a squelch as though she were [TS]

00:59:56   bloody Carlos the door [TS]

00:59:56   bloody Carlos the door [TS]

01:00:00   also bloodied your your half giant hora [TS]

01:00:04   pancake bloodied you in factor also [TS]

01:00:08   bloodied and there is a dwarf who does [TS]

01:00:12   not look so happy [TS]

01:00:13   standing next to you but there are on [TS]

01:00:15   the plus side to death right cream and [TS]

01:00:18   two dead snipers who died [TS]

01:00:21   fortuitously as you were looking for [TS]

01:00:23   sure I don't know if anything to do with [TS]

01:00:24   you but who's to say I I mean maybe this [TS]

01:00:27   is a good time to mention to the group [TS]

01:00:29   that my daily power is called [TS]

01:00:31   expeditious retreat but it's but it's [TS]

01:00:35   only for me guys I i do not retreat [TS]

01:00:43   well okay i don't like the direction [TS]

01:00:46   this is headed i'm going to shift away [TS]

01:00:48   from the dwarf that's right next to me [TS]

01:00:50   kind of back into the shadow of Michael [TS]

01:00:53   I friend there should i attack the [TS]

01:00:57   snipers or the one of the dwarfs you [TS]

01:00:59   think I'm leaning toward the dwarves so [TS]

01:01:04   i am going karnatak the no no not Carlos [TS]

01:01:09   Carlos is a mall i know the difference [TS]

01:01:11   have read a thing or two about a thing [TS]

01:01:14   or two [TS]

01:01:14   alright I'm going to attack the dwarves [TS]

01:01:17   that are hanging out over near my fallen [TS]

01:01:19   friend okay and i am going to use on the [TS]

01:01:22   first one the closest one [TS]

01:01:23   hypnotism who keep no ties the dwarf [TS]

01:01:27   this is this is a little trick I picked [TS]

01:01:29   up so this is versus will simply not [TS]

01:01:32   magic not there yet [TS]

01:01:35   don't I mean it's just it's an illusion [TS]

01:01:37   so that would be 19 verses will I that [TS]

01:01:42   that succeeds [TS]

01:01:43   ok so that dwarf the one right next to [TS]

01:01:46   cut out he's going to turn around and do [TS]

01:01:50   a melee basic on his friend [TS]

01:01:52   alright again this is the second man [TS]

01:01:54   basically is dr. yes friends [TS]

01:01:56   Cherie their relationship and I feel [TS]

01:01:59   like I probably sewing some seeds of [TS]

01:02:02   dissension and Scott he gets a plus 4 [TS]

01:02:05   bonus to the excellent [TS]

01:02:06   haha but for being hypnotized well in [TS]

01:02:10   the hypnotism effects seem to have met [TS]

01:02:12   stop his his accuracy since i wrote a [TS]

01:02:15   one and he completely dresses [TS]

01:02:18   oh they're all right I I think that's [TS]

01:02:22   all that that that reg dark can do right [TS]

01:02:24   now right now alright so the throat [TS]

01:02:27   cream are dead not include exterior [TS]

01:02:31   welcome you're welcome for the the Elven [TS]

01:02:34   snipers are not dead [TS]

01:02:36   no I don't want to have they have three [TS]

01:02:38   easy targets right here we have that [TS]

01:02:42   aura still yeah that does nothing for [TS]

01:02:44   this yeah you know writers do anything [TS]

01:02:46   no ranged attacks it works a lot better [TS]

01:02:48   when they're next to us that looks [TS]

01:02:49   pretty again pretty some exceptions some [TS]

01:02:52   exceptions may apply [TS]

01:02:53   not good in here against the Goliath [TS]

01:02:56   we've got 17 a myth against the Carlos [TS]

01:03:02   the dwarf we've got a natural 20 so they [TS]

01:03:04   hid all ah luckily the max damage is the [TS]

01:03:08   damage they do so five points of damage [TS]

01:03:10   boy and he gets a Ragnar I have more [TS]

01:03:16   blood and my bloody no reg are they [TS]

01:03:19   missing is you [TS]

01:03:20   so the only person that hit was a steady [TS]

01:03:23   stalwart Carlos was becoming more and [TS]

01:03:28   more bloodied as the day goes by you're [TS]

01:03:31   killing me here guys let's see this to [TS]

01:03:34   me it's it's really them as to attack [TS]

01:03:36   the Goliath so he was over [TS]

01:03:39   he's going to attack the dwarf attack [TS]

01:03:42   supplies mrs. horribly X and now it is [TS]

01:03:46   the Goliath stirred excellent so as I [TS]

01:03:51   recall last time I hit that worth of my [TS]

01:03:53   drawings match which gave me combat [TS]

01:03:54   advantage until the end of my next turn [TS]

01:03:56   that is correct i still have that combat [TS]

01:03:57   advantage that's fabulous i'm going to [TS]

01:03:59   use my wasteland fury encounter power if [TS]

01:04:03   I use this power well I'm I'm Jason [TS]

01:04:05   smiling so I can't shift firsthand but i [TS]

01:04:06   can still just hit him for [TS]

01:04:08   let's see all right here we go 2400 that [TS]

01:04:13   doesn't back hit excellent you do my do [TS]

01:04:16   one weapon plus ability modifier if I [TS]

01:04:18   have commented Vinci target I deal extra [TS]

01:04:20   damage equal to my primary ability [TS]

01:04:22   modifier [TS]

01:04:23   just another for know that's going to be [TS]

01:04:25   1d temple is eight ok he's dead [TS]

01:04:27   yay but I roll it anyway hey why not x [TS]

01:04:31   hood [TS]

01:04:33   yeah 13 alright good time [TS]

01:04:36   he's dead he's i'm having trouble with [TS]

01:04:39   the xrs he's having trouble dying let me [TS]

01:04:42   help you along all right he does hard he [TS]

01:04:45   does i am going to run over here to try [TS]

01:04:50   and help my three green buddy Steve you [TS]

01:04:52   might as well roll 20 now so as I run [TS]

01:04:56   past this guy this guy get egg at attack [TS]

01:04:58   of opportunity on me he does all right [TS]

01:05:01   take it i have a bonus to the [TS]

01:05:03   opportunity text thanks to my heavy [TS]

01:05:04   blade expertise [TS]

01:05:06   alright well let's see does are 24 vs AC [TS]

01:05:11   hit just barely [TS]

01:05:14   so you take 14 points of damage 14 you [TS]

01:05:18   say it is 14 Wow okay that may have been [TS]

01:05:22   a technical error i'm still up i'll get [TS]

01:05:26   the boy well you're being a hero Steve [TS]

01:05:28   did you say to make your city versus [TS]

01:05:30   death was the target [TS]

01:05:32   oh wait haha i still have that so my [TS]

01:05:34   supposed to get my intern i was going to [TS]

01:05:35   tell you [TS]

01:05:36   oh hi did not get a 10 alright that's 22 [TS]

01:05:39   down yeah yeah and always Steve sit down [TS]

01:05:42   for the third time I could [TS]

01:05:44   Carlos yes you are your aura has [TS]

01:05:48   abandoned you [TS]

01:05:50   yes you was also nobody near me there's [TS]

01:05:53   no wonder you it's true except for my [TS]

01:05:54   dying you here [TS]

01:05:58   I'm died on the wind I am I was all god [TS]

01:06:02   I a I can't help him if anyone had to do [TS]

01:06:06   was break things anyone can do anyone [TS]

01:06:08   can do a heel check even if you're [TS]

01:06:10   untrained and he'll check will stabilize [TS]

01:06:12   him if you are role more than a 1000 [TS]

01:06:15   will feel free to let them know before [TS]

01:06:17   I've rolled too bad saving throws well [TS]

01:06:20   now pick up this you pick up the stuff [TS]

01:06:22   that's outside of them and you put it [TS]

01:06:23   back in and make a suggestion [TS]

01:06:25   yeah that's one to get yes sir if you [TS]

01:06:27   want to go help Steve that's definitely [TS]

01:06:28   a great idea if you wanted to attack the [TS]

01:06:30   dwarves you can also charge which is [TS]

01:06:32   move [TS]

01:06:33   and hid in the same action and i'll give [TS]

01:06:36   you a little bit of a bonus that said [TS]

01:06:37   steve is dying [TS]

01:06:42   I've also got these archers hear ya [TS]

01:06:44   straight well especially also and have [TS]

01:06:46   fewer options for who they are going to [TS]

01:06:48   hit so they have to you also are not [TS]

01:06:50   them you were also not the person was [TS]

01:06:51   probably the best ranged attacks against [TS]

01:06:53   ranged attack this is true it is a [TS]

01:06:57   connect so what was so i can save i can [TS]

01:07:00   try to say Steve you can't so under your [TS]

01:07:02   skills you'll see that there's one [TS]

01:07:03   called he'll yes what is listed there [TS]

01:07:08   one so you have to roll a nine or better [TS]

01:07:12   on a d20 to stabilize the I'm he does [TS]

01:07:16   not have to roll [TS]

01:07:17   uh another DEATH safe now if he it's he [TS]

01:07:20   does not even fifty percent it's true if [TS]

01:07:22   he does not get if he fails his next [TS]

01:07:24   death say it's three strikes and you're [TS]

01:07:25   out here on dark sun so that then why do [TS]

01:07:28   i do that is that my whole turn [TS]

01:07:31   well you would have to move you how they [TS]

01:07:33   have a movement of what 5 i'm guessing i [TS]

01:07:37   don't know what is that where is tell ya [TS]

01:07:39   you can be read you will be able to get [TS]

01:07:41   to him and then you could do your check [TS]

01:07:43   and that would be your whole well in [TS]

01:07:45   fact there are two options in 26 States [TS]

01:07:47   the house my side stabilizing the dying [TS]

01:07:50   i think is actually Dec 15 Scott but he [TS]

01:07:53   can also grant him his second wind if he [TS]

01:07:55   still has it which would give him [TS]

01:07:56   actually give him points [TS]

01:07:58   o or use a 10 [TS]

01:08:01   let's plug it in for the remainder or i [TS]

01:08:03   could give myself second wind because [TS]

01:08:05   i'm also very close i mean if you want [TS]

01:08:07   to prioritize yourself over Steve [TS]

01:08:09   absolutely i mean Jason how do you don't [TS]

01:08:11   do it man [TS]

01:08:12   how do you feel about Steve or hyde park [TS]

01:08:15   how does Carlos feel about kotka you [TS]

01:08:19   only have to answer one of ok ok so i [TS]

01:08:21   have everybody loves the part just I [TS]

01:08:24   know that ok everybody watch guys my [TS]

01:08:26   favorites i'm going to use i'm going to [TS]

01:08:28   use the second one on myself [TS]

01:08:30   Oh damning the bard to death [TS]

01:08:34   excellent so you probably know like [TS]

01:08:35   bloodied I get eight hit points right [TS]

01:08:38   that's equal to my search value connect [TS]

01:08:40   and you lose a surge as for that [TS]

01:08:43   nobody expected in the killer rock-climb [TS]

01:08:45   still bloodied I'm telling you this is [TS]

01:08:47   hard okay now come out now can I run [TS]

01:08:49   over to Steve [TS]

01:08:52   what can I do nothing LOL you can run [TS]

01:08:54   over to see are you know because i don't [TS]

01:08:57   have enough range right now you do I [TS]

01:08:58   can't I can't [TS]

01:08:59   ok but you can drive it you cannot do [TS]

01:09:02   anything else though [TS]

01:09:03   let's go attack anybody have an action [TS]

01:09:05   point of interaction point that's true [TS]

01:09:07   no I i spent my action tonight then then [TS]

01:09:10   you can just let Steve sit there and [TS]

01:09:11   like say hey look I look great [TS]

01:09:13   I healed myself how you might roll [TS]

01:09:15   better than I get so when so i guess i [TS]

01:09:17   gave up my at my attack by moving the [TS]

01:09:19   second wind [TS]

01:09:20   the second wind is your standard action [TS]

01:09:22   oh ok you can do a minor action and most [TS]

01:09:25   don't get the dwarf benefit do that but [TS]

01:09:27   yeah I don't think I have any good minor [TS]

01:09:29   actions though [TS]

01:09:30   oh alright Randy and I can I could use a [TS]

01:09:32   telekinetic grasp but unless there's a [TS]

01:09:34   piece of junk that I can throw at [TS]

01:09:36   somebody it's not going to you could use [TS]

01:09:38   the glowering threat but that basically [TS]

01:09:40   attacking known better yeah so you ran [TS]

01:09:44   you have been you been thrust against [TS]

01:09:46   this wall with under a wall of psychic [TS]

01:09:50   pressure it did not please you watch now [TS]

01:09:53   I so my first question your finger it [TS]

01:09:57   has done I who besides the dead bard is [TS]

01:10:03   most bloody in the party was good [TS]

01:10:06   crushing i would guess I'm gonna say [TS]

01:10:09   Carlos Carla how many points you guys [TS]

01:10:11   need some help [TS]

01:10:12   no Carlos just healed up I have 13 hit [TS]

01:10:15   points so call 40 dan has seven bad at [TS]

01:10:19   seven okay it was not important to keep [TS]

01:10:22   alive at this point [TS]

01:10:23   well Charlie's player characters think [TS]

01:10:25   they are themselves i think that the [TS]

01:10:28   human Templars the most important to [TS]

01:10:30   keep Eliza can you do nothing for Steve [TS]

01:10:32   I can do nothing for Steve but I could [TS]

01:10:34   potentially do I mean it might be worth [TS]

01:10:40   running up and trying to save him just [TS]

01:10:41   because you can show just for show [TS]

01:10:44   I mean but that's it still try all you [TS]

01:10:46   have to do is run roll a ten or better [TS]

01:10:48   that waste my standard doesn't it it [TS]

01:10:51   does well have stayed out ways to CZ i [TS]

01:10:58   get my kids and your work on existing [TS]

01:11:00   ruling skill to poorly try and heal [TS]

01:11:04   Steve yes [TS]

01:11:05   it worse invisible for return oh yeah [TS]

01:11:09   that's not gonna help Steve I want to [TS]

01:11:11   talk steep but it'll help one of you [TS]

01:11:13   okay it was alive and can presumably [TS]

01:11:15   help Steve or killed warps I'm about the [TS]

01:11:18   killing [TS]

01:11:19   so i'll leave the healing to someone [TS]

01:11:20   else I'm a killer not a lover [TS]

01:11:22   this is not a healing else is this is [TS]

01:11:25   this is an elf who expected all human [TS]

01:11:28   classes although awkwardly I think I [TS]

01:11:29   have the best deal school in the group [TS]

01:11:30   at to your healing person is currently [TS]

01:11:34   got two were so waffles [TS]

01:11:36   alright well lot with all right how [TS]

01:11:40   about this if I will I will use my can i [TS]

01:11:43   make it yes and i will use my next turn [TS]

01:11:44   to heal Steve you should probably make [TS]

01:11:46   me invisible so I don't get hit between [TS]

01:11:48   now and then [TS]

01:11:48   sounds like plan ok then I am to do i'm [TS]

01:11:56   going to go ahead at and exercise from [TS]

01:12:00   sites one of the dwarves who is the most [TS]

01:12:06   bloody of the two of the dwarves [TS]

01:12:08   I that was good question well there's [TS]

01:12:11   only one wife was bloodied and that [TS]

01:12:12   would be a well who's hurt at all and [TS]

01:12:16   that is this one that i'm moving closest [TS]

01:12:18   to the closest to the surface or gotten [TS]

01:12:21   ok good heart [TS]

01:12:22   well that guy also happens to be the guy [TS]

01:12:25   that I asked my warlocks curse on I I'm [TS]

01:12:29   gonna exorcise him from sight [TS]

01:12:31   I don't know what that means but magic [TS]

01:12:33   removes all evidence of ufo's senses [TS]

01:12:35   that you're one of your allies exists [TS]

01:12:37   and also hits him a little bit i'm so [TS]

01:12:40   i'm going to roll up critical fail [TS]

01:12:45   oh that's and it's very sad I guess [TS]

01:12:48   nobody's getting invisible this time I [TS]

01:12:51   am going to spend an action point into [TS]

01:12:52   something else as well do something [TS]

01:12:54   awesome i used up a lot of my awesome [TS]

01:12:57   things [TS]

01:12:59   well i'm still going to shoot an [TS]

01:13:01   eldritch blasted him because you know [TS]

01:13:03   what he deserves to die at the door not [TS]

01:13:07   aware not happy and not Carlos but [TS]

01:13:11   that's an 18 the door that hit 18 verse [TS]

01:13:16   reflects hits array [TS]

01:13:18   it he's gonna take a butt ton of damage [TS]

01:13:22   oh yes he's going to take 10-12 70 in [TS]

01:13:30   222 did points of damage [TS]

01:13:34   22 points of damage he is wait for it is [TS]

01:13:38   bloodied he's not dead he's bloodied [TS]

01:13:40   haha no wow [TS]

01:13:44   but he looks he looks a like he can see [TS]

01:13:47   death from where he is because he he [TS]

01:13:50   could see the bard ha ha ha ops ii can [TS]

01:13:55   see when curry from here to there can i [TS]

01:13:59   hide by that cart if i find that card [TS]

01:14:01   remember if you move at least three [TS]

01:14:03   steps my know when I could make a card [TS]

01:14:06   for you that's closer [TS]

01:14:07   here you go there's a new cart you can [TS]

01:14:12   hide behind that cart if you like [TS]

01:14:14   not the fake cart that Steve is credited [TS]

01:14:16   intentionally going 100 bucks and three [TS]

01:14:22   four squares to move behind the car [TS]

01:14:26   right here [TS]

01:14:27   thank you and that activates shadow walk [TS]

01:14:33   which means he says I my turn if I move [TS]

01:14:36   through plus squares from the starting [TS]

01:14:37   square i gained concealment until the [TS]

01:14:39   end of my next start you are in inky [TS]

01:14:41   darkness I like inky darkness don't get [TS]

01:14:46   hit you notice of a sudden that you are [TS]

01:14:49   by yourself really not happen [TS]

01:14:52   nice i notice right guard notices right [TS]

01:14:55   never forgets what you do I'm gonna [TS]

01:15:01   scurry over a little bit closer to my [TS]

01:15:03   friends and I mean about the leading [TS]

01:15:06   them to us [TS]

01:15:07   I'm gonna hope that no one's looking at [TS]

01:15:09   me too closely you're gonna buy a hot [TS]

01:15:11   dog [TS]

01:15:11   I you know our hotdogs are still [TS]

01:15:14   available on APIs they're made a skank [TS]

01:15:16   oh I am going to sand in San yeah well [TS]

01:15:20   the roller um I'm gonna do a spirit rend [TS]

01:15:24   um get don't worry about where that's [TS]

01:15:27   coming from guys but I'm gonna spirit [TS]

01:15:29   rend the the bloody dwarf but this is a [TS]

01:15:32   burst one [TS]

01:15:34   ok so it's all leave each enemy inversed [TS]

01:15:38   oh yeah so it'll hit both doors and the [TS]

01:15:43   demolition man [TS]

01:15:45   yes so let's let me roll vs on this is [TS]

01:15:47   versus will so let's workout left to [TS]

01:15:50   right all right that's a crit on the [TS]

01:15:53   first one [TS]

01:15:54   ok the one who is not yet the one has [TS]

01:15:56   not been hurt yet that is an 18 verse [TS]

01:15:59   will on the second one that hits and [TS]

01:16:02   that is a 13 verse will on the bossman [TS]

01:16:04   that mrs. that is really unfortunate i [TS]

01:16:07   was really hoping to hurt him [TS]

01:16:09   alright this does sue 3d6 damage 366 [TS]

01:16:13   laid on me as i would have liked that to [TS]

01:16:19   a bigger number 14 damage [TS]

01:16:24   ok necrotic damage if it matters it [TS]

01:16:26   doesn't and the target is immobilized [TS]

01:16:28   alright well this this the blood one is [TS]

01:16:31   very immobilized because he is dead is [TS]

01:16:34   he [TS]

01:16:34   just out of curiosity he's not undead [TS]

01:16:36   right he's not he's not undead he's [TS]

01:16:38   choking the power does something [TS]

01:16:40   different if they're Undead [TS]

01:16:41   I i would have let you know that there [TS]

01:16:42   were dwarven zombies [TS]

01:16:44   I would have picked up on that ok [TS]

01:16:45   probably so that was dead her a the [TS]

01:16:48   other one how many points of damage to [TS]

01:16:50   say 60 I 1440 alright the other one has [TS]

01:16:55   been hurt but he is he is immobilized so [TS]

01:16:57   is immobilized I'm sure that there is [TS]

01:17:01   some kind of yeah I i just i toured [TS]

01:17:03   three spirits is what I did or something [TS]

01:17:07   did allegedly I mean you know like I [TS]

01:17:09   don't they see down the street so it's [TS]

01:17:11   impossible t-shirt question their [TS]

01:17:13   existence [TS]

01:17:14   alright so now it is the snipers turn [TS]

01:17:17   yeah they could see the [TS]

01:17:21   spirit terror they can also saw that [TS]

01:17:24   whoops they can see Carlos I I think [TS]

01:17:29   they're all going to attack totally it's [TS]

01:17:33   okay I've got like six points so let's [TS]

01:17:37   see gonna die [TS]

01:17:39   oh yeah so what you're gonna be drinking [TS]

01:17:42   by myself in the bar by 2 haha my AC is [TS]

01:17:46   a 18 and 16 16 16 but i'm going to use i [TS]

01:17:51   have a shield power that I might use if [TS]

01:17:53   you are you're going to use it [TS]

01:17:55   okay yeah i use shield ok which means i [TS]

01:17:59   gained + 4 which is an immediate [TS]

01:18:01   interrupt when i get hit which I am [TS]

01:18:03   sensing that's what's happening [TS]

01:18:05   it's all plus 42 AC until the end of my [TS]

01:18:08   next turn [TS]

01:18:10   what was your AC again sir it was 16 so [TS]

01:18:12   it's now effectively 20 out of 20 so you [TS]

01:18:14   only got hit once instead of three times [TS]

01:18:16   that could have been really bad for me [TS]

01:18:18   so you take five points of damage i'm [TS]

01:18:20   still in a really bad way [TS]

01:18:22   let's just say that can't happen again [TS]

01:18:25   everything's getting hazy oh dear so the [TS]

01:18:28   the dwarf goes he is immobilized you [TS]

01:18:30   can't do anything [TS]

01:18:31   alright and I was dancing yeah alright [TS]

01:18:34   well i will try safe Steve I saves the [TS]

01:18:38   times ready 15 alright Steve you are [TS]

01:18:42   stabilized you no longer have to roll [TS]

01:18:44   versus death you are still unconscious [TS]

01:18:46   data you're not bleeding dreaming sweet [TS]

01:18:50   dreams now I want a weenie where I want [TS]

01:18:52   a weenie [TS]

01:18:53   somebody order me a weenie what I [TS]

01:18:54   recover Costard is not by Carlos your [TS]

01:18:59   turn [TS]

01:18:59   oh my turn so you see the throat cream [TS]

01:19:01   has been stabilized you saw the snipers [TS]

01:19:04   all attack a rag dar um my name don't [TS]

01:19:09   know [TS]

01:19:10   well hit with its clothes ready Reggie [TS]

01:19:12   you don't know where that you're like is [TS]

01:19:14   the Warlock seems to have disappeared [TS]

01:19:16   you've got a dwarf and the temple or [TS]

01:19:17   these the snipers are all active targets [TS]

01:19:20   as this [TS]

01:19:20   I don't know if they say that anywhere [TS]

01:19:21   but i am going to to I am I am in my [TS]

01:19:25   excellent battle wrath stance and we'll [TS]

01:19:31   attack that last dwarf ok [TS]

01:19:34   so you have to move so you step over [TS]

01:19:36   onto the thread creates body but y'all [TS]

01:19:39   come on you're not stepping over vital [TS]

01:19:41   organs or anything so it's ok how do you [TS]

01:19:44   even know what vital organs are you know [TS]

01:19:46   anything about the three Crean I don't [TS]

01:19:49   think you do know where i keep my dice [TS]

01:19:51   and it says it doesn't show it in battle [TS]

01:19:53   rather get a plus 2 bonus to the biggest [TS]

01:19:56   that's a damaged roll not to the hit [TS]

01:19:57   role that's correct yeah right i'm still [TS]

01:20:00   so you're angry at 24 that it's okay and [TS]

01:20:03   i wrote for damage and that's going to [TS]

01:20:05   be d 10 plus 9 plus 20 so that's and at [TS]

01:20:11   1616 that was a mighty blow that has [TS]

01:20:17   made our dwarven friend here bloodied [TS]

01:20:21   okay excellent [TS]

01:20:26   leg last 13 pancake friend you're [TS]

01:20:31   crouched behind a cart and coward hot [TS]

01:20:35   dog cart apparently and very lucky you [TS]

01:20:38   your your cloak of darkness [TS]

01:20:41   yes and that's where I shall stay and [TS]

01:20:44   once you purchase raining down here Tony [TS]

01:20:47   sleeping sickness had a if I had [TS]

01:20:49   multiple if I had attacks that hit [TS]

01:20:52   multiple people i would get rid of those [TS]

01:20:53   arches right quick but unfortunately i [TS]

01:20:55   only have single attacks that do lots of [TS]

01:20:57   damage to one person you don't you have [TS]

01:21:00   one is that one too funny dude there you [TS]

01:21:03   have 1i have one burst but it's each [TS]

01:21:05   creature and it's only a burst one yet [TS]

01:21:07   but they're also their creatures and [TS]

01:21:09   there's nobody near them who's our [TS]

01:21:10   buddies [TS]

01:21:11   yes I'm saying it's only a person i [TS]

01:21:12   would only get two of them that's that's [TS]

01:21:14   pretty good at that too is better than [TS]

01:21:19   zero my friends whether you'd rather I [TS]

01:21:21   killed two archers then then try and [TS]

01:21:23   knock out one of those forms or you can [TS]

01:21:26   also attempt to heal the frankly you [TS]

01:21:28   could give him your second wind her [TS]

01:21:30   excuse me her her own second [TS]

01:21:33   oh yes I just say I'm giving all your [TS]

01:21:36   also an option that always seems to be [TS]

01:21:38   at the bottom of the list [TS]

01:21:39   captain good of the three green and i am [TS]

01:21:45   very and forehead points i don't know if [TS]

01:21:48   i can sacrifice those a sari exactly [TS]

01:21:52   what I'm not worth it [TS]

01:21:53   alright so here okay [TS]

01:22:00   how bloody is that door over there [TS]

01:22:03   the enemy or that he is positively using [TS]

01:22:07   these piece you've seen bloody or [TS]

01:22:10   dwarves but he doesn't look particularly [TS]

01:22:12   healthy I think you just inspired a song [TS]

01:22:15   with that cat can i make it can make a [TS]

01:22:17   suggestion if if we take out that dwarf [TS]

01:22:20   than is the only dude that either Carlos [TS]

01:22:23   or i can really hit [TS]

01:22:24   ok see you would I think I think the [TS]

01:22:28   snipers you have range and I think you [TS]

01:22:29   can take out a couple you in and and [TS]

01:22:31   Reggie over there can take out a couple [TS]

01:22:32   of a couple of snipers but i can [TS]

01:22:35   guarantee i'll get at least one [TS]

01:22:37   well in that case i'm gonna kick that [TS]

01:22:40   door sauce on the next turn so I'm gonna [TS]

01:22:43   kill me I mean would leave him well in [TS]

01:22:49   that case I will drop a first one on the [TS]

01:22:56   these fine folks at first yeah the [TS]

01:23:00   lovely snipers so first papers i'm also [TS]

01:23:05   gonna throw a a warlocks curse on the [TS]

01:23:08   leftmost sniper why not [TS]

01:23:12   ok so sniper number one does a 14 verses [TS]

01:23:18   reflex hips no okay what about h know [TS]

01:23:32   another 14 verses reflect nope it was it [TS]

01:23:36   was a valiant effort but failure state [TS]

01:23:39   now anything else [TS]

01:23:43   um no that's everything ok [TS]

01:23:46   it is the humans turn again [TS]

01:23:49   so he's going to attack both Dan and [TS]

01:23:52   Carlos oh yeah had to say something it's [TS]

01:23:57   not going to move back a few Howard [TS]

01:24:03   ground is Howard comfortable carless you [TS]

01:24:05   to join me down here is not that bad but [TS]

01:24:06   we might be there may be a pilot body [TS]

01:24:09   there right this and it's fairly soft i [TS]

01:24:11   may just lay down right on top of you [TS]

01:24:13   Carlos not waiting here he hits both of [TS]

01:24:15   you wear something called a federal glay [TS]

01:24:20   get blazed gays definitely don't for the [TS]

01:24:24   pad game that's later I don't want to [TS]

01:24:25   know a glass don't have been donated [TS]

01:24:30   so you take 15 mins points of damage [TS]

01:24:35   I'm I'm unconscious I am I also [TS]

01:24:38   unconscious and if you even if you were [TS]

01:24:41   unconscious you would be unconscious [TS]

01:24:43   while because its power so all right [TS]

01:24:47   you're both unconscious just got this [TS]

01:24:49   has been great guys goodnight [TS]

01:24:50   yeah thanks for joining us on the [TS]

01:24:52   uncomfortable and now uh red star [TS]

01:24:58   uh-huh so ya you have seen now let's [TS]

01:25:01   just count down who is conscious you [TS]

01:25:04   rent and somewhere I you don't you can't [TS]

01:25:10   see her I the bad guy and a dwarf is the [TS]

01:25:16   dwarf stolen mobilized i think i am like [TS]

01:25:18   him actually start the bart says yes [TS]

01:25:21   tony is he still immobilized save ends [TS]

01:25:24   David's ok i could have the answers he [TS]

01:25:27   is not immobilized [TS]

01:25:28   ok so really at this point it's just a [TS]

01:25:31   matter of who can we take out to make it [TS]

01:25:34   really inconvenient for when they bury [TS]

01:25:36   us [TS]

01:25:37   you're gonna have to lift our bodies all [TS]

01:25:39   by yourself [TS]

01:25:41   so in that interest Red Guard is going [TS]

01:25:43   to kinda he's just going to kind of look [TS]

01:25:45   at that uh that one of the elves up on [TS]

01:25:47   the roof and he's gonna kinda pointed [TS]

01:25:49   them and go shot and he'll take a magic [TS]

01:25:52   missile which means the automatically [TS]

01:25:53   takes seven damage and he's dead [TS]

01:25:56   okay and yeah it's going little stern [TS]

01:26:00   they attack you to do elves one hits 45 [TS]

01:26:06   what's damaged ok technically still [TS]

01:26:11   alive [TS]

01:26:12   there you go the other mrs. sadly that's [TS]

01:26:15   good because you know what this [TS]

01:26:17   situation we very different them now [TS]

01:26:20   it's the dwarfs turn and he charges you [TS]

01:26:22   oh I thought that was Carly Carl's [TS]

01:26:27   unconscious under the frowny face i am [TS]

01:26:29   laying on Steve's body [TS]

01:26:31   yeah i didn't i didn't realize there was [TS]

01:26:33   still a tour feels it's a nice of us to [TS]

01:26:35   die in a convenient pile for the guy [TS]

01:26:36   with the car to come around just give us [TS]

01:26:38   all up what I fell swoop [TS]

01:26:40   18 vs AC that will hit and you take i'll [TS]

01:26:47   give you a hand if it's if it's an [TS]

01:26:49   energy rom in trouble [TS]

01:26:50   it is it is several integers whatwhat [TS]

01:26:54   several 1 832 you pick 140 points [TS]

01:26:59   alright well i'm i'm pretty in trouble [TS]

01:27:01   then um yeah I'm on my way to death huh [TS]

01:27:04   I hear it's nice there alright peaceful [TS]

01:27:08   read i know it [TS]

01:27:09   I've always pretty different unfair [TS]

01:27:11   amount of trust in your abilities to [TS]

01:27:13   sell adjust from certain do [TS]

01:27:15   dan is unconscious steve is unconscious [TS]

01:27:19   Jason is unconscious Randy's conscious [TS]

01:27:22   probably time to stop holding background [TS]

01:27:24   alright so you've seen your friends a [TS]

01:27:29   record our fall you can peek over the [TS]

01:27:33   corner and you see him [TS]

01:27:35   collapse under the gouge of the dwarf [TS]

01:27:38   who he thought was Carlos and that he [TS]

01:27:41   really is here made a mole with a Model [TS]

01:27:46   United war from a distance they they [TS]

01:27:48   look similar [TS]

01:27:49   oh that's what they all here the human [TS]

01:27:51   laughing and saying fear the lion and [TS]

01:27:56   the two you see where the hell are the [TS]

01:27:58   cops to uh Archer archers are still [TS]

01:28:02   there looking for you they can really [TS]

01:28:04   see you can really see them so that's [TS]

01:28:06   good where you are but they do they even [TS]

01:28:08   have lions on FSI likes and lions or [TS]

01:28:10   something [TS]

01:28:11   it is metaphorical lion that's ok that's [TS]

01:28:13   racist by the way [TS]

01:28:14   ok so read your chain well things are [TS]

01:28:18   not going well [TS]

01:28:19   no i'm leavin even the hot dog guard [TS]

01:28:21   tight cart guy is running away he's like [TS]

01:28:24   I'm out here [TS]

01:28:24   yeah he saved his weenie so i might [TS]

01:28:27   again recommend that maybe somebody beg [TS]

01:28:29   for mercy from the powerful dude who's I [TS]

01:28:31   don't know tell him he'll lion or [TS]

01:28:34   something that I lawful believe it for [TS]

01:28:36   me or asking maybe you're not a liar [TS]

01:28:41   like Steve useful artifacts in this this [TS]

01:28:46   temple were looking we were looking for [TS]

01:28:47   about 45 before we dive but you can [TS]

01:28:50   always run away and we did not [TS]

01:28:53   it wasn't attached to these people [TS]

01:28:57   it's true you were just drinking buddy [TS]

01:28:59   so good sign up for this but you know [TS]

01:29:03   maybe i'll give him a parting blow [TS]

01:29:06   because I'm tired of this door beeps uh [TS]

01:29:10   let's see i'm just i'm gonna go ahead [TS]

01:29:13   and curse little laugh about this over [TS]

01:29:15   weenies later [TS]

01:29:16   yeah but laughs and because I am [TS]

01:29:21   technically the closest a live a lie i [TS]

01:29:24   get plus 1 [TS]

01:29:25   yeah close the limelight and everybody [TS]

01:29:29   goes the trip exciting [TS]

01:29:31   who are you currently work for the jar [TS]

01:29:33   oh yeah the bloody door open to do [TS]

01:29:36   ok the big dude is not even bloody and i [TS]

01:29:38   feel like if i say hey look at me he's [TS]

01:29:41   gonna look at me and that's gonna be bad [TS]

01:29:43   got nobody else to look at [TS]

01:29:46   it's gonna be okay I think maybe I'm [TS]

01:29:49   gonna hit him for a lot 23 verses reflex [TS]

01:29:54   that those infected [TS]

01:29:56   ok good so that is going to do 10 and 16 [TS]

01:30:02   it's definitely more than six you didn't [TS]

01:30:05   do much but we're taking him with us [TS]

01:30:09   guys [TS]

01:30:10   excellent i'm sure you could tell me how [TS]

01:30:12   it is you will share a card out to the [TS]

01:30:15   dump [TS]

01:30:15   it's 18 all right he is he's totally [TS]

01:30:19   dead [TS]

01:30:20   cool sure he's totally dead [TS]

01:30:23   not just partially actually dead he's [TS]

01:30:26   totally his head has been separated from [TS]

01:30:27   his body [TS]

01:30:28   see it's usually a sign when my head [TS]

01:30:31   comes away from the body eh ova now we [TS]

01:30:33   killed all the guys that we're gonna [TS]

01:30:34   have to bury us that one guys going to [TS]

01:30:37   bury like five people three and by [TS]

01:30:40   moving spaces i turn something [TS]

01:30:45   concealment AG and concealment in- Scott [TS]

01:30:49   yes I don't know if you realize this but [TS]

01:30:51   suddenly the hot dog guy steps forward [TS]

01:30:53   hot doctor says I too am a member of [TS]

01:30:58   this party my name is Frank further [TS]

01:31:03   and i am a good hot dog guy and my tongs [TS]

01:31:11   are plus 20 plus 2 togs of workflow whoa [TS]

01:31:17   hey he's gonna life [TS]

01:31:20   he's getting away hot guy I'm just [TS]

01:31:23   saying hot guy but I mean you may be [TS]

01:31:25   back i have another member of our party [TS]

01:31:27   so wait so who's turn is it there is so [TS]

01:31:30   it is the human Templars turd looking [TS]

01:31:33   great and he is going to attack because [TS]

01:31:37   no there's nobody alive to attack but [TS]

01:31:39   there's still one hey I'm stable so I [TS]

01:31:41   might still live [TS]

01:31:42   you're all doing a live technically yeah [TS]

01:31:46   boy [TS]

01:31:47   so read you do get bonuses but he's [TS]

01:31:49   going to attack and she's secret I [TS]

01:31:51   thought she's hiding she gets she's [TS]

01:31:52   she's shadowy shadowy but not invisible [TS]

01:31:55   know so 18 vs AC and that well what's [TS]

01:32:01   your AC was that 18 after before after [TS]

01:32:06   yeah haha i'll take that as a it's budge [TS]

01:32:13   she swears more than anybody else [TS]

01:32:15   thought yet so i'm going i don't want to [TS]

01:32:21   say this but I'm going to 20 points of [TS]

01:32:23   damage [TS]

01:32:24   yeah or dead ok so you're all harmful [TS]

01:32:28   Scott Scott we've we've been McNulty we [TS]

01:32:32   want to know I want a chance to roll at [TS]

01:32:34   least 4 i'd want a saving throw it just [TS]

01:32:36   in case I got a 20 as we've been in [TS]

01:32:38   worse situations than this haha yeah [TS]

01:32:41   what where we were in a pub and then we [TS]

01:32:43   were here [TS]

01:32:44   so which of those times was worse that [TS]

01:32:47   the service at that pub was awful at [TS]

01:32:50   right ticket point taken is it too late [TS]

01:32:53   for me to take the lion god is my Savior [TS]

01:32:56   is there any chance that we all wake up [TS]

01:32:59   in bed with bob newhart it was all agree [TS]

01:33:01   there's always a chance [TS]

01:33:03   ok so you're all uh unconscious and I an [TS]

01:33:08   indeterminate amount of time passes you [TS]

01:33:12   don't know how much time because you're [TS]

01:33:13   unconscious but you wake up and you're [TS]

01:33:15   all in an alley [TS]

01:33:17   I and you look naked so just another day [TS]

01:33:21   at the pop then basically you are you're [TS]

01:33:25   in tally you you're alone with each [TS]

01:33:27   other and you look at your wrists and [TS]

01:33:31   you see that it now has a lion all of [TS]

01:33:34   your wrists happy lion tattoo even how [TS]

01:33:37   do you tattoo a bug with very short very [TS]

01:33:41   very differently and metallic paint [TS]

01:33:43   their they're not going to show you [TS]

01:33:45   where it's at but I you know just lift [TS]

01:33:46   up the kite pass exoskeleton show you [TS]

01:33:48   it's the soft parts and so that's [TS]

01:33:53   probably a good point to end with that [TS]

01:33:55   was so so so maybe we should have just [TS]

01:33:59   said ok why God sounds good [TS]

01:34:02   you know what i want to do what now [TS]

01:34:03   listen then tattoo it's okay so yeah you [TS]

01:34:10   don't know why he's done this you don't [TS]

01:34:12   know what's going on but you know it's [TS]

01:34:13   probably not good [TS]

01:34:15   stay tuned next time for what happens [TS]

01:34:19   after they wake up apparently your next [TS]

01:34:21   time as the party gets the crap beaten [TS]

01:34:23   out of it again again but at least [TS]

01:34:27   you're not dead [TS]

01:34:28   ok so before we go what do we learn [TS]

01:34:31   yeah okay tactics are important not not [TS]

01:34:37   having our healer die like round one [TS]

01:34:40   yeah that would lead to roughly at the [TS]

01:34:41   most powerful guy in the boy [TS]

01:34:43   yeah bra strap that was probably a [TS]

01:34:46   technical error and next time when we [TS]

01:34:49   next meet you will track into the desert [TS]

01:34:52   and see what fates await Ruth AI think [TS]

01:34:56   you're being real optimistic 30 let's [TS]

01:34:57   let's not go to the desert no desert [TS]

01:34:59   that we might want to practice your car [TS]

01:35:01   in about haha that's what provide us the [TS]

01:35:05   hot guys at the end of the alley [TS]

01:35:08   do you smell that it smelled like sand [TS]

01:35:12   ok on a hot grill where will our [TS]

01:35:15   intrepid party venture next only scott [TS]

01:35:18   knows and he may be just told us until [TS]

01:35:21   then though this has been the [TS]

01:35:23   incomparable podcasts incompetent [TS]

01:35:26   Dungeons and Dragons party i'm jason [TS]

01:35:29   still your host thank you to Dan more in [TS]

01:35:31   serenity Caldwell Steve let's Tony [TS]

01:35:33   sindelar and no thanks at all to Scott [TS]

01:35:35   McNulty who killed us all but none of [TS]

01:35:38   you died [TS]

01:35:39   ok no no where were naked in an alley [TS]

01:35:42   LOL take it was not that that's Papa [TS]

01:35:45   alright we're in an alley [TS]

01:35:47   what will happen next nobody knows [TS]

01:35:48   anyway until the next time this has been [TS]

01:35:51   the uncomfortable incomparable Dungeons [TS]

01:35:55   and Dragons party [TS]

01:35:56   Wow [TS]

01:35:59   Wow [TS]