Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► hello hi John how's it going really good [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► that new Skype sound really bugging me [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► though [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► oh yeah the new Skype and it's got this [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► weird like there's a break in the loop [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► you would think that the loop would be [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► you know likes its basic ecology that [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► seems like basic computer maths yeah you [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► got a loop just let it loop don't you [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► don't have to I don't even know what it [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► is yes um I don't know why but I somehow [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► still have old Skype oh lucky guy 7.59 [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► and I like hate it I hate them all but [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► each one's worse so it's better than [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► what it's the future will eventually [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► give me I don't know how you did that I [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► don't know how you kept seven point nine [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► because it doesn't kind of automagically [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► right yeah they forced me into 8.1 to [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► 0.2 Oh too many too many and now up in [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► the corner of my computer it says [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► upgrade to Mac OS hi Sierra oh no don't [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► do that [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► where did you come from I don't like you [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► go away okay so you get sitting in the [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► upper right it says upgrade its your [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► options where you tell me what your [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► options are [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► well it says enjoy the latest [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► technologies what are the two buttons [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► though oh details and oh should I just [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► click details memory serves ok it's Mary [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► says details and install Oh almost every [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► other notification on the Mac you so [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► normally when you get one of those you [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► probably know this you can grab it grab [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► like the left side of it and scooch it [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► off to the right side of your screen and [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► it goes away yeah without having to [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► click on it that's one of the very very [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► rare notifications that you to for it to [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► go away you have to interact with it [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► well so I clicked details you know and [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► it and it went away but the dim hall [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► didn't offer me any detail [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► it takes you to a page where it's like [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► an area there's stuff and just benefits [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► so that's so so I clicked a bunch of I [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► you know I went onto the interwebs [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► mhm and I said why should and then it [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► autofill to I upgrade to High Sierra oh [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► that could be the algorithm why let's [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► see what I get why should see why should [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► why should College be free oh why should [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► we keep the Electoral College why should [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► we hire you why should I worry let's see [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► all right [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► why should here why should oh no I just [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► returned why should why should yeah why [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► should we hire you is the first one what [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► sets you apart from other candidates no [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► no no why should we hire you fee [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► why should we hire you estimated net [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► worth why should we hire you over other [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► candidates why should we hire you answer [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► for fresher mmm-hmm why should I get an [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► Apple watch [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► why should college athletes be paid oh [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► why should abortion be legal why should [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► abortion be illegal thought that's what [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► I get I didn't get anything about [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► college being free yeah it's weird [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► especially cuz it used to be that you [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► could like there was a time when you can [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► when Google first came around and fairly [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► quickly overtook all the other ones [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► there Wow [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► this is really relevant where you could [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► like send somebody you could say to [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► somebody well I'm the number one return [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► on Google or I'm on the first page of [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► Google or here of course this is the [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► correct answer because it's on the first [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► page of Google and everybody's got it in [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► the same position I think that's what it [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► was for a long time and people still do [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► that today where they're like oh my god [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► check out check out my suggestions for [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► blood of blood of blah like how do I [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► find hand-tied porn [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► what is hentai important is the more [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► hentai porn like oh my God look all this [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► hentai foreign stuff it's like dude [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► [Laughter] [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► - well it's I why should I worry what [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► happens to be quick on that I don't know [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► I'll find out what should I worry [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► Oh might because one time I googled for [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► the lyrics to a hard day's night no why [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► should I moon it's a Billy Joel song [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► from the movie Oliver & Company which [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► appears to be a an animated film oh and [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► there's a dog with a necklace of hot [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► dogs is that is that a movie that I [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► missed loving company I don't think oh [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► that one why should I worry [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► oh she worries a song featured in [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► Disney's Oliver & Company it's sung by [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► Dodger song is a wonderfully upbeat way [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► to introduce the streetwise dog from New [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► York City um he'll tell a little bit of [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► POV there one the Disney Wicky Disney [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► wiki it's a comedy comedy drama on a man [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► but also an animate okay let me say the [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► whole thing yeah 1988 American animated [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► musical comedy-drama film 1988 was the - [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► oh here it is it's an it's a the film is [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► inspired it features dogs with hot dog [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► necklaces but it was inspired by Oliver [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► Twist oh that's nice yeah that's nice [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► did you have it you figure who should be [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► the voice of dog doo Fagin torch song [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► trilogy [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► Oh Harvey Fierstein hurry fire spine [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► hang on I'm not really quite awake yet [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► I'm kind of awake I'm in same boat you [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► know what you know what happened to me [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► this morning [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► no what happened well other than reading [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► about the train crash that happened in [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► my in my neighborhood another one who [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► told you about it you were the one that [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► told me you shit dog I'm sorry no it's [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► all right I had been awake for [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► 11d seconds and you were like [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► man that train crash am i right yeah I [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► said I think I said that is something [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► that Amtrak crash will sure fucked up I [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► was like oh great let's see what this is [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► all about and I learned a lot but also [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► then I called I called an an auto [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► detailer because you know I had a little [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► bit of a truck fire last week I'm [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► writing that down [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► okay and I called this auto detailer [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► because I because I was like hey guys [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► the guy answers you know I'm like hey [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► I've got a little bit of a thing your [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► your truck detailing your car detailing [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► place comes highly recommended by a [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► friend of mine would you deal with a [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► truck that had a caught on fire and then [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► be the fire had been put out with a with [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► like kind of the worst kind of chemical [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► fire extinguisher he's like one of the [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► surveys you can how would you describe [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► your enthusiasm to clean up a little bit [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► of a truck fire would you say you're [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► somewhat super fucking pumped you know [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► blesses bless his little heart yeah okay [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► all right what do you say wait you set [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► it up you kind of already yeah what are [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► you gonna do you know like yeah you're [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► you are a detailer right am i right [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► that's right there in your it's right [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► there in your thing and he's like yeah I [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► mean you know we should probably do a [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► test test on it to see you see how well [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► our does it paints image no not that [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► kind of truck fire the other kind of [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► there's a lot of kinds of trial it's [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► like that William James thing the [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► varieties of a bit of a truck fire [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► that's right and situation no that's the [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► thing it did not it was a well it's what [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► we call it in the business a - fire a - [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► fire it was in the interior was an [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► interior fire not the kind of fire [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► necessarily that you want [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► oh but there's really you know no truck [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► fire that you're looking for it's not a [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► thing where you're like oh I hope I get [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► a truck fire today [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► I don't know if you got a personnel like [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► mine you're pretty excited to make a [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► fire starting ah finally [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► finally I'm here and I prevented it hey [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► you know I did today I prevented a fire [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► the fire I'm always worried is gonna [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► happen [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► did you please unpleasant please plug [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► the hot glue gun when you're done it's [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► very important no one's in the house [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► right you're just you're just shouting [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► this to the cast in this case the truck [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► caught on fire as I was driving and [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► unfortunately on the freeway which is a [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► bad place but I was able to get the [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► truck off the freeway and I was you know [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► at this point I was going as my dad [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► would say huckle T buck I was going [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► huffily buck I was like we're fine we're [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► fine everything's cool we're gonna this [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► is no problem [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► but then there was a guy that was on the [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► ramp ahead of me that was going a little [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► bit too slowly and that then I was doing [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► that thing when I was talking to him [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► like let's go buddy let's go let's go [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► trucks on fire keep moving keep moving [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► to get out of the way and I got around [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► him and I got to a gas station slash [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► convenience store or I often go for [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► breakfast chicken strips practice [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► practice chicken strips and I pull up [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► out front and I run in and there's a [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► woman stocking some juice and I said do [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► you have a fire extinguisher and she [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► said yes right this way and then [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► proceeded to walk pretty darn casually [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► to the front of the store go to the [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► other end to the store and I was like [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► come on come on come on come on come on [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► come on just you could just tell me [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► where it is you could just tell me where [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► it is and but she walked me up there and [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► she pointed at this thing that was [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► mounted on the wall and I grabbed it [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► like I was about to go put out a fire [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► which I was and ran all the way like [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► sprinted through the store like and it [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► was it was really kind of war movie like [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► I pulled the pin and threw the pin [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► across the floor jumped in slow motion [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► come out and so there's my truck with [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► the door open and the you know the smoke [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► just pouring out of the dashboard shit [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► coming coming out of all the heater [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► vents coming out of everything but no [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► like I don't see like its it has not yet [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► gone like and so I don't I want to do [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► your story here but just so you're [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► driving along and was there an open [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► flame that you could see or was there [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► smoke coming out well what happened I'm [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► driving along I'm like what's that smell [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► smells like smells like hot plastic but [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► there's no plastic in my truck like [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► there's hardly any plastic at all it's [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► not a thing where it's like oh the thing [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► is hot it's like plastic I never smell [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► any plastic any obviously there's [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► plastic in the truck but like hot [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► plastic so I'm looking around and I'm [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► like did did did the baby lean something [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► up against something is there a vent [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► blocked or something and then the hot [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► plastic smell gets stronger and so I [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► turn on the heater or I turn on the vet [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► the the fan and roll the window down to [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► blow the the hot plastic smell out of [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► whatever it is and in turning on the fan [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► then all of a sudden I get like burning [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► plastic smell and and then just smoke [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► starts pouring out of the the vents I [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► would be so Huckle debuck at that point [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► really moving at this point that is that [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► is like contraindicated [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► and move and move and move in huckle the [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► buckin and then I and then as I move and [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► so then I shut down the fan right [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► because no thank you [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► whatever that whatever that did that's [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► not what I wanted but then too late [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► buddy like whatever the thing however it [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► is that you set your your truck on fire [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► it's not going out just by turning the [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► fan off [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► so when I came out with this fire [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► extinguisher I didn't read the fire [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► extinguisher I was like is this one of [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► these modern fire extinguishers or is [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► this one of these ones that is like [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► awful and I and I ball hit hit hit it [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► and it was like oh no this is one of [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► those awful awful awful awful ones [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► because the fire extinguisher went into [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► the truck [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► and you know the like cloud and then it [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► immediately like immediately went to [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► every single corner of the truck and [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► came out and felt like I had been hit [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► with tear gas what's up and so I popped [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► the hood because I don't know where the [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► fire is coming from shot the hood it's [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► not under them it's not under the hood [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► it's not in the motor so I go back [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► around the other side and and there's [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► still smoke pouring out and I kind of [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► hit it hit it again from the passenger [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► side a - and as happens in things like [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► this there's kind of suddenly a guy [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► standing there who's just like hands in [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► pockets guy who's saying but looks like [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► looks like there's a little bit over [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► there you should you know like check [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► this one out over here and he's kind of [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► spotting for me I guess and also kind of [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► running a commentary like boy man I I'm [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► a classic car guy myself so I've been in [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► your situation before and I'm like huh [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► haha he's like yeah I used to have a [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► Volkswagen and had a it had a motor up [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► in the front that was like a vent motor [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► and it caught on fire one time but [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► burned it to the ground and I'm like [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► he's just kind of following me around [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► like telling me all about all the cars [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► he's had that have caught on fire you [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► know and I'm in the middle of putting [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► out this fire like this isn't a [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► conversation we're having [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► after those have a little focus to the [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► situation well but it was it actually [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► you know it was he was fairly helpful in [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► that he was he was kind of pointing out [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► like you know what if I were you I'd put [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► it up and get it up under the dash there [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► over on the left-hand side I'm like [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► uh-huh thank you thanks very much he's [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► like I think I see a little bit of smoke [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► coming but then he's still filled he's [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► filling in and he [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► and what's funny is I don't think of him [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► now when I think back at him I don't [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► think of him isn't like an over [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► talkative guy he was just getting all [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► this information into a very intense [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► little 10-minute period that we spent [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► together yeah and he made me feel you [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► know he made me feel good in in that I [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► didn't burn the truck down but he also [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► was the first one of what became many [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► people saying oh man those those fire [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► extinguishers are the worst [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► well okay so Wow a lot of angles here [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► well what was it about this fire [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► extinguisher that was no good [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► well they've improved fire extinguisher [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► technology considerably and now they use [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► fire extinguishers that just like throw [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► a bunch of co2 on the fire and oh they [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► like choke it yeah smother it with some [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► other yeah with B with the for a fire to [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► happen what you got to have heat you got [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► to have fuel and you got to have oxygen [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► oxygen [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► you got a Robert of something and so [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► these new fire extinguishers they're [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► expensive mm-hmm which is funny because [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► it's not like co2 is expensive I'm on [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► Amazon right now but that's how they get [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► yeah oh my god I know you know and so [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► the co2 when you put out the fire it's [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► it's very benign right just like whereas [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► these old ones they're made with this [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► sort of silicate kind of like tiny micro [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► powder that's meant to go everywhere and [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► it's meant to it's a good tool yeah it's [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► meant to create this like oxygen-free [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► environment by virtue of filling it with [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► this kind of like yellow noxious silicon [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► powder that is like caustic right it's [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► like it [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► it burns paint it burns your lungs it [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► burns your eyes at [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► and I mean it is everywhere in the truck [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► if you go back to the very very farthest [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► back corner of the truck and lift up a [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► piece of paper it will be under the it's [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► just you know whatever it's a it's a [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► miracle substance but it also has done [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► at least as much damage as the fire and [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► if you I can't imagine doing it in your [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► house you would have to have a hazmat [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► team come in so whatever the cost of co2 [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► fire extinguishers it's more than worth [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► it and here's the bummer [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► I had a co2 fire extinguisher that I [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► purchased for this very reason yes [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► because I'm driving a 40-year old truck [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► and it was in the truck and I had been [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► meaning to mount it in like that sort of [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► cool dude way where you mount a fire [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► extinguisher in the cabin of your cool [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► truck sure yeah that makes him more like [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► a boat it's so much more like a boat and [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► and then I never got around to mounting [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► it and then the fire extinguisher was [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► kind of rolling around in the truck and [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► then at some point I was cleaning out [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► the truck to get ready to go on some [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► trip or something called the whole my [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► mom's new couch or haul some old [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► refrigerator or whatever and the fire [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► extinguisher got swept up in a big arm [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► load of like oh that's a sweater and a [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► couple of coffee cups and uh and for [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► magazines and it's on your mind the [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► thing on your mind is I gotta get the [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► car cleaned out gotta clean out the car [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► yeah and so I not having mounted this [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► fire extinguisher I cleaned it out into [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► a pile and the fire extinguisher is [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► sitting in the barn right now so Dini [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► get there no and as I was driving I was [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► like I got a fire extinguisher it's just [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► red should be right here it should be [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► and I'm reaching where I should have [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► mounted [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► like it's right here it's sighs oh fuck [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► it's not right there so I learned a lot [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► of lessons but so I called the Detailers [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► and I was like will you do this will you [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► do this job I mean this is somewhere [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► between car detailing and like crime [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► scene mitigating yeah right so yeah boy [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► you're you got your good it makes me [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► wonder what's gonna happen next [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► so you got smoke it's stinky in your car [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► right mm-hmm stinky plus now you got you [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► got fire extinguisher stuff right that's [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► the two major things you're dealing with [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► well the the what I consider to be the [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► major thing that I'm dealing with is [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► that there was a fire behind the - [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► caused by something and so I took it to [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► my guy my mechanic everybody's got to [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► have a mechanic you know my dad my dad [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► we have a 40 year old yeah Chuck my dad [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► had a lawyer a secretary a mechanic a [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► doctor a cardiologist an accountant and [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► he knew all these people by names an [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► insurance agent and he would go by their [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► offices and he'd sit there and they'd [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► see each other at rotary meetings I know [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► he had an airplane mechanic he did have [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► an airplane mechanic you know like he [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► had his people he had his there was the [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► woman at the film stop that delivered [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► that developed his film he knew [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► everybody and for me it's just like oh I [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► got some stuff I send it off to somebody [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► I get an email from there but I but I'm [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► trying to build up I'm trying to build [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► up these relationships I have to booking [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► agents now but I do have a mechanic and [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► I take the mic in my mechanic and [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► actually I have two mechanics and both [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► of them are practitioners of the style [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► of being a mechanic that I really [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► appreciate which is that most of the [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► time their answer is that's not that big [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► of a deal oh it's fine it will you know [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► just I mean you could replace the timing [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► chain but I wouldn't you know they give [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► that kind of advice I love that kind [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► which is like all right boy is it like [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► there's like you know how I can [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► in the world of environmental [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► remediation you've got like a assessment [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► and then you got remediation sort of [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► it's along the lines of having two kids [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► and you know one slices in one chooses [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► you know you don't enrich yourself you [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► know I'm saying you yeah my place I used [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► to work we had a little more credibility [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► in these kinds of things because we [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► didn't do any remediation so we had [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► nothing to gain by giving you a certain [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► price tag for fixing it up [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► I think you almost need two of [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► everything you do you know well and [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► because prisoner's dilemma you could do [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► that with your cardiologist you could do [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► that with your with your detailer you [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► know I mean you tell me what do you what [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► do you think about what they said what [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► do you think about what they say mm-hmm [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► my two mechanics are they fall into two [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► categories one guy does not want your [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► truck sitting around at his place mm-hmm [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► he is doing a booming business of [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► changing people's oil and like a [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► printing press only makes money when [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► it's running right and he's you know [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► he'll throw your he'll throw your car up [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► on a on the diagnostic thing and it'll [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► come up with you know the computer will [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► give him four codes where he's like oh [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► you know it looks like your main bearing [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► is out and he'll and the thing will go [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► up and he'll like I mean he can take a [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► motor apart he's know he's not a bad [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► mechanic but he's just because you can [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► do open-heart surgery doesn't mean you [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► should yeah it's a park type situation [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► he's got like three guys working for him [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► and they're pulling stretching he's [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► managing what he's doing is he is he [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► walks around with a with a like a [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► spelunker z' light on his head he he is [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► he is ready he is a Palestinian and he's [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► a member of a kind of very strange what [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► I was considered to be he's like him [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► he's a he's a he's Muslim but he's a [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► member of a kind of apocalyptic second [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► coming [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► it's just the mechanic who's giving you [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► the pitch in the past for something [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► system the pitching mechanic bends you [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► hear about the [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► you need to get with yeah yeah yeah this [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► is that's thought that's the one his [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► name is Dan and he I mean that's not [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► typically a Palestinian name but it [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► might be short for Daniel or I mean I [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► guess Dan is short for Daniel right it's [TS]

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00:25:55 ◼   ► latte latte for Daniel all due respect [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► I'm sure the guy does good work every [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► time I see that I go wow that's the [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► worst name I've ever heard Daniel tell [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► you what the teeth his name's Daniel [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► name Daniel Oh Jonathan so Dan believes [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► he said to me the last time I was there [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► because that you know he gets a look in [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► his eye and I always know that that's [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► for me to get going so he was like you [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► know this whole Trump and Jerusalem [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► thing I was like oh boy boy what what he [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► said it's a great thing interesting [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► because it brings the motherfucking [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► Rockets yeah because they want they want [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► the own everything do they they want the [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► like Charles Manson they want things to [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► blow up it's the same the world burn [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► that's that's with n ice and I accused [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► him of that I was like yeah then you are [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► a Palestinian Muslim and you're telling [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► me that Trump making Jerusalem the [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► capital city of Israel yeah is a good [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► thing for you because why and he's like [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► because it's gonna bring the and I was [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► like a stop right there it's gonna bring [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► two-state solution like what bring [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► riders on on white steeds what is it [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► bringing and he was like uh and he [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► starts to go you know he's like you know [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► people are people are criticizing Trump [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► but he's actually our guy that's like [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► all right okay all right okay and he you [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► know and he he pulls his pulls his speed [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► lunker light up a little bit so it's not [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► shining in my eyes [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► really really really want to talk to me [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► about you think you're the only person [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► you think this is the first time this [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► guy's a Salesman he's the salesman of [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► the month he's been through there's so [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► many times he knows how to overcome [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► objections he knows to use your name to [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► get you in the habit of saying yes is he [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► selling you in Apocalypse yep now you're [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► on the hook now you're asking what color [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► is this apocalypse come in change the [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► clutch on that Honda Civic and leave me [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► out of your story and he but I love him [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► you know I love him but so my other [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► mechanic Clint does not care if my truck [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► is there at his space he's he will do [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► long form deep dives one time I took the [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► took the truck to him and I was like [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► something's wrong it smells like gas [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► he's like hmm he got in and he was like [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► it doesn't know like gas and he started [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► to troubleshoot it and and he worked on [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► it for a while and he was like well I [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► checked the fuel tank I checked the all [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► the fuel lines I'm under the hood I [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► can't really get it to can't really get [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► it to duplicate this problem and it was [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► kind of hot and in the summer and then [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► he left it alone for a day or two and [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► then he came back and he was like it [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► really smells like gas and I was like I [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► know and oh and one time he was like I [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► can't there's nothing wrong with it and [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► I got in it and drove it for a day and [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► then I came back and was like look I [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► can't drive this thing it's like it [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► feels like it's about to explode there's [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► raw gas in it he took it back he worked [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► on it for another couple of days and [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► then he called me and he said I was [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► working on your truck really trying to [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► dig down on this and I you know I went [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► in the back and there was a there was a [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► gas can underneath a blanket in the back [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► of the truck [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► oh so that had been the source of the [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► smell yeah it was a hot summer day and [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► the gap is venting it was a bad [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► situation Occam's razor right yeah [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► and you know another truck had been with [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► him for five days he was like you know [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► no charge yeah but like what are you [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► gonna say and I said I mean I said I'll [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► give you 50 bucks so anyway I took it do [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► you look at the dummy a surcharge can [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► you hang on a second I just have one [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► little question I need to answer here [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► yes darling okay I can't wait to see it [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► our CIA CIA our CIA good luck school is [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► out yep so much so we are hanging out [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► all day every day and she understands [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► what podcasting is she has strands that [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► dad has as his work but it's very hard [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► to leave dad alone oh it's very hard [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► last night last night I said I said okay [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► girls I'm gonna go in the other room I [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► got to get 10 more minutes in my [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► meditation I'm gonna go in the other [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► room so I'm gonna be meditating there [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► I'm not ignoring you I'm doing the [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► meditation and like before I could get [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► engaged in this my daughter came in and [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► asked me how to spell this related thing [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► it's goodbye mindfulness practice has [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► made it so this makes me not want to [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► kick you out the window [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► it's not a problem at all it's hard it's [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► hard and you know a house a house [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► becomes the child's we're getting off [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► topic all right so you have two [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► different mechanics who both might be in [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► the same serial s town style series I'm [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► seeing these two guys it starts out we [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► don't know that they're involved with [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► them we discover there is a link between [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► between Dan and Daniel on the one hand [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► we got the the austere guy over here [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► with the he doesn't want you hanging out [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► here he's got the headlamp and over here [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► we got more like a guy who likes it's in [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► a lazy boy and he'll get it done [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► whenever [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► right good and whatever and in between [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► you got a man with the truck and his [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► name is John yes and I sometimes I'll go [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► hang out at both of their shops [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► depending on what my mood is if I want [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► apocalyptic like like evangelical Muslim [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► guy I will go hang out with Dan and if I [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► want to sit around cuz cuz thing about [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► Clint is he's always got Dan never has [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► an interesting car in there it's just a [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► steady stream of Stalinism w's Toyota's [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► you know like he's just running running [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► them Clint will sometimes have like a 78 [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► Camaro that looks like it was in [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► somebody's backyard for ten years I'm [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► like I'm like what's the story with this [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► and he's like oh well this guy you know [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► I gotta fix this thing up and and it's [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► always something going on at Quinn's can [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► I just ask [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► roughly without too much identifying [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► information about how old is Clint both [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► guys Clint and Dan are about my aides [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► okay interesting [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► first Reid and this is my own prejudices [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► check my privilege I would guess that [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► Dan áthen that Dan was a younger man I [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► would guess Clint was an older than you [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► man but now this this you know there's [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► not not that many older than us people [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► at this point but that's in my head that [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► I was imagining it Clint is old-school [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► he was a bass player in a punk band he [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► you know he came to me through some [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► other hotrod friends I have a friend [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► named Andrew who moved down to San Diego [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► who has a who has like a 66 Econoline [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► that's painted with house paint painting [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► without a shine to it it's red on the [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► bottom and white on the top and he calls [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► it the Santa van he has put he has put [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► probably conservatively $35,000 into a [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► $5,000 van [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► like they what this thing is a piece of [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► garbage but he has been he babies it [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► because he's a motorcycle racer so he [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► puts his motorcycles in the back in a [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► safe van Santa van is legendary among [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► rock and roll guitar players and hot rod [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► motorcycle jump er on the west coast cuz [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► we've all seen Santa van we've all seen [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► Santa van on the side of the road with [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► smoke pouring out of it so he's like oh [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► you got a you know you got to take it to [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► Clint mmm-hmm when I first got my first [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► jalopy and Clinton I all will sit up [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► there and we'll just talk and and so oh [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► so anyway so I take the truck to Clint [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► and I'm like because I'm definitely not [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► taking it to Dan and Clint's like here's [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► his answer he has it for a day and he [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► says well look I've been sitting in the [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► truck I turned it on I turned the heater [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► on high and other than blowing a ton of [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► this noxious fire extinguisher garbage [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► at me doesn't smell like smoke now so a [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► bunch of burned insulation like isn't [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► that like pretty legitimately having a [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► stroke and then going like well it went [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► away I must be good that was what I said [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► to him yeah he said a bunch of burned [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► insulation and stuff fell out from [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► underneath the dash but I feel like I [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► think it pretty much got it all out of [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► there so I said don't you want to don't [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► you want to like take the dash down and [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► look and see what happened back there [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► and he's like alright oh yeah curious [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► man he is curious but he also feels like [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► he's you know he's the one that he's [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► kind of the if it ain't broke don't fix [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► it and if it is broke yeah baby don't [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► fix it because the risk assessment it's [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► a way of saying like they like me [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► famously with the the timing belt that I [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► didn't fix in time [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► Jerry been telling us for a long time he [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► says look you got time you thought issue [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► coming you don't have to fix it today [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► but it's it's it's not gonna last a year [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► and it probably won't last six months [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► and when it breaks as my wife has [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► reminded me many times in the years [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► since when it breaks it's going to be [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► very very [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► costly and I was like yeah don't like [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► we're good yeah [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► see now find out a second mechanic and [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► you know a third location if I'd had a [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► Daniel or AD anathan who could go in and [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► say you know buddy like seriously I'm [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► down with Jerry two thumbs up [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► replace the timing belt Yeah right or do [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► you know the question is always like [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► when this breaks is it gonna be at a [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► time that is convenient to you or is [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► this gonna break at an inconvenient time [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► how many times when you're in your car [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► are you just idly driving and thinking [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► gosh that break I hope it's today yeah I [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► don't need anything I don't need to be [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► anywhere right now [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► or is it gonna be a thing where you're [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► like five minutes later than already [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► it's kind of one of those biases like [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► when people say like and I know this has [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► been quoted widely but they used to say [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► all the time hey you know be extra [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► careful most accidents happen within [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► five miles of your house and on the face [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► of that you go whoa that's shit that's [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► crazy it seems like accidents would be [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► happening on the highway you're like [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► well no like where do you spend 90% of [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► your time within five miles of your [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► house probably right right situation [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► yeah and and in my case I mean [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► everywhere in Seattle is my it's my [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► backyard right so there's no place here [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► where I'm like oh geez oh no I broke [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► down over here because I'm sure I have a [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► mechanic within five blocks up there [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► who's who's like some rock-and-roll [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► friend quite an ad-hoc staff going on [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah yeah well Clinton Dan [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► right I mean all I need is to what I [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► need is two executive secretaries one of [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► them just to process my my my federal [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► pension from when I apparently joined [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► the Navy twice oh that's a different [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► story that's a whole different story [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► okay apparently my dad he joined the [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► Navy ROTC when he joined the University [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► of Washington oh he's on the books twice [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► he joined us David Morgan Roderick [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► similar to why I get double jury duty [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► hmm I was accidentally registered at two [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► addresses there it is so you're to [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► Maryland ma'am that's why I was getting [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► always with the jury duty so when my dad [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► joined the Navy Navy so he didn't know [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► the first time that that would qualify [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► would qualify as this but putting that [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► differently when he actually did enlist [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► in the Navy yeah [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► a way of knowing oh he was already in [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► the Navy I see mm-hmm so then he joined [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► the Navy as David Roderick or something [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► like that [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► David M Roderick and they have and he [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► has two numbers so in me so in the 80s [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► when my dad's secretary who who went [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► above and beyond to care for this man [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► said do you have what's your retirement [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► plan my dad was like what do you mean [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► I'll live forever and she said well why [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► don't I figure out what your what your [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► plan is she put all put together all [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► this government service that he'd done [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► and submitted it to the federal [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► government to say you know he actually [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► qualifies for a federal pension and the [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► government came back and said well he [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► was only in the Navy from 42 to 46 and [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► my dad's like what are you talking about [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► the Navy in 39 or whatever oh man yes [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► and he had all this stuff where he was [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► like look you know they gave me this [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► commemorative cup just like under with [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► the fact like that under your belt and [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► it to you I don't think he would I don't [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► think he would like lay that on somebody [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► from the Veterans Administration but he [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► definitely he definitely had like look [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► there's a picture of me at the you know [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► and so she went back and did all this [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► incredible research that he never would [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► have done and discovered this thing like [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► oh you know you enlisted at this point [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► and so now she's trying to deal with [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► this enormous bureaucracy trying to like [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► get them to go back to some Indiana [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► Jones like filing warehouse uh-huh to [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► find the two different files and meet [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► them and call them one thing right right [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► this goes back to the conversation you [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► had many many years ago about how you [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► don't like it when people call [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► bureaucracy a bad when you don't like [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► when people call it bureaucracy a bad [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► thing right that like bureaucracy is [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► what it fills manhole or fills potholes [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► in Romania and what gets your dad's [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► Indiana Jones papers found [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► burocracy eventually if you can do [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► if you have the patience and if you have [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► the know-how and so she did it she [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► managed to she managed to put this [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► together and all of a sudden my dad was [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► like wait a minute I can retire you know [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► it had never occurred to him and so you [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► know I need at least that if not then a [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► second executive secretary that also [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► cares enough about me to figure out you [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► know to figure out like wait a minute [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► you have five completed records here I [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► do so I get so I call Clint and I say [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► I'm gonna come get the truck I'm gonna [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► take it down to the Accu tint guys who [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► are going to the Accu tint guys who Adam [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► Priyanka says are the best Detailers in [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► town his fancy car right he does he's a [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► car guy and he said look you're gonna [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► roll it in there and these guys are all [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► gonna gather around your truck and [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► they're gonna laugh at you because it's [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► that kind of place and they're gonna [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► make you feel like you're dumb fire [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► extinguisher problem is like the [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► funniest thing they've seen in weeks [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► scripts also get one of those that's the [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► time with folks like there's gonna be a [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► lot of there's gonna be a lot of [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► high-fiving but they're gonna do a great [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► job they're just gonna raise you and I [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► was like look man I love getting hazed [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► by dudes in in like boiler suits that [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► have their name embroidered on it like I [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► fucking love it oh that's a good roast [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► if you're gonna get roasted it might as [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► well via those guys I eat it up and the [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► thing is I'm really good at standing [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► there playing the dumb cock I'll just be [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► like I don't know guys are just hooks [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► and then they hit me you know from all [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► sides and I'm like dog derp and they put [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► a bunch of bars of soap in a pillowcase [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► and they're nailing me and I'm like guys [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► it's fun for everybody right yeah but so [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► I so I call Clinton I'm like I'm coming [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► to get the truck and he's like a problem [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► I there's a slow bleed your battery was [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► run down this morning and it shouldn't [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► have been so I hooked up the I hooked up [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► my electrical testers and I realize now [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► the electric rear window and the heater [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► motor are both drawing power when [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► they're off but also if I turn the truck [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► off they both will work for a while and [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► I said Nicholas this seems that seems [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► important this seems important and he [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► was like I think what happened is that [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► some plastic insulation in the wiring [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► melted and now there's some crossover oh [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► yeah that crossover crossover so the [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► thing is the whole time that he'd been [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► saying seems like the problem fixed [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► itself [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► I had secretly been thinking and not [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► secretly because I also said it to him [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► out loud I think you should take the [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► dash down and look behind it right to [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► see what's going on and he was like well [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► I mean you know sometimes things happen [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► probably what happened is your [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► insulation got caught in there and now [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► it burned up and it's fine curious give [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► him the man's job what an imperious [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► attitude he has well you know he it [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► wasn't an interesting enough problem for [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► him no I think that he I think that he [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► liked a lot of people and myself [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► included feel like what can go wrong in [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► these trucks it's only got five wires [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► but I really you know I wanted that I [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► wanted that - pulled down so now he's [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► now he's curious and he was like this is [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► interesting this is certainly a problem [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► I can't send you out of here with but [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► also like I want to see what I want to [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► see what's going on now so I got to call [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► the Accu tint guys back and say look [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► dude's got a push [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► I got a push back cuz Clint's going in [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► and it's anything can happen day and as [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► you and I were podcasting I got a call [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► that popped up on my computer because [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► for somehow my computer is connected to [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► my phone and when people call me on my [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► phone it comes up on my computer yes yes [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► on my FaceTime [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► yeah I got a call from a damn my phone [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► rings as I'm talking to you and it's Dan [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► calling it's dan from community [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► automotive and I'm like damn why are you [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► calling me but I couldn't answer mmm [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► podcasting they'll call them call them [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► on the air [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► Oh bad that's weird we shouldn't do that [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► well no I dams not gonna care it'll be [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► one more opportunity for him to explain [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► that the apocalypse is coming it's good [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► it's good news what happening let me [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► give Dan a call okay hang on this [TS]

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00:47:44 ◼   ► on the line and all the great [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► and we're back right now dan has right [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► now dan has the Jetta and so it sounds [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► like the force has the Jetta all right [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► here we go okay can you hear it ringing [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► no all right it's ringing I can't hear [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► it but oh you know you let me know [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► hey Dan it's John hi buddy is that right [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► what was it the ignition coil did what [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► mm-hmm yeah [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► three coils in the module okay [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► - oh so fully two cylinders weren't [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► firing well I'm grateful to you you're [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► you're a special man yeah I know I know [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► in and out and you didn't you didn't [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► like you didn't damage anything that you [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► need to you need to have it for a couple [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► of days to fix it I'm kidding [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► Wow well you're a miracle I'm gonna come [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► see you in a couple hours all right fine [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► oh I give him the business sometimes but [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► he gives me a lot of sure you give as [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► good as you get so it's fully fully two [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► cylinders huh [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► so the ignition coil you know the [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► ignition coils got a little module and [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► it's got three coils in there cuz it's [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► six cylinder car okay and one of the [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► coils had burned out and so two of the [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► cylinders weren't firing and let me tell [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► you when you're driving a six cylinder [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► car that has two cylinders out it's not [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► a it's not a smooth motor such a tight [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► it's a Jetta yeah I inherited this [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► that's a sedan that's a four-door [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► supported or four-door Jenna but it'll [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► call we had a Jetta for a good long time [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► Oh your Jetta was amazing no I'm just [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► sorry we have a different shadow this is [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► a this was a Jetta but it's uh it's a [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► it's a hotrod Jetta it's got its got the [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► vr6 vr6 the vr6 which is it's a v6 but [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► what makes it an R is that the motor [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► isn't sitting in there like front to [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► back it's sitting in there side to side [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► no shit [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► yeah v6 engine pr6 [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► oh look at that oh my goodness look at [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► that oh wow that's pretty in a little [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► tiny Jetta which all Jettas are as we [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► know pretty light pretty light that's [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► right this motor produces enough [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► horsepower that it makes the car very [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► sporty it's a very sporty Jetta so it [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► just looked you know on the road it just [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► looks like a black jet it like hey black [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► Jetta Shaima leymah hey Blake Jenna [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► there's like four million black Jetta [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► yes that's it was that was the car that [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► everybody had around the time we bought [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► that car but this one has the big hot [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► motor so when some like on some [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► ding-a-ling somebody steps to you oh [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► yeah some M car comes pulling around me [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► and thinks that it's like mr. guy please [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► black Jetta can leave a lot a lot of [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► people behind and that's not a thing I [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► like to do all the time no it's but it's [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► nice to know it's there it's like no one [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► comes Fuu that's right it's exactly [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► I don't deploy it unless and generally I [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► only deploy it against people who are [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► behaving in a way that I feel as though [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► that they need to be put back in their [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► place you know who would benefit from a [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► lesson that's right you know not you the [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► one one knows and the thing is I wasn't [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► worried about the Jetta the Jetta had [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► kind of been sitting around because [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► hitting because I encountered this [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► problem I was like oh god what now so I [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► said well I'll just drive the truck I [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► felt like a cock you couldn't you [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► couldn't couldn't burn rubber when you [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► had to teach a kid a lesson kid just [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► drive around on four cylinders in a six [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► owner it's not a professor without a [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► mortar board like what do [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► doesn't feel polite that's right no way [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► it stands now is Dan Ethan is working [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► you're gonna go visit him today where [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► are we with Daniel what's good so we're [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► back now to the Detailers at this point [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► well no so dama --then has the Jetta but [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► it's ready okay and canula [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► decided he needs to go deeper into the [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► bent of the truck all right and the [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► thing is school is out and so my little [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► girl and I are here at the house and no [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► car so oh boy [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► so nothing can happen like there's no [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► nothing but it would take you but it [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► would be a long trip for you to go most [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► places I mean you know it's like any [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► time I don't live in New York City right [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► so I don't just spend $25 on a car I [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► understand I understand [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► Star Wars well I could well here's the [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► thing you know she's very into Star Wars [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► but she's never seen any talk about that [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► on a future episode of the show her [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► interest in dark Vader well and I don't [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► know whether yeah right she's very [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► interested in dark Vader but I don't [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► know I don't know what the best start [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► maybe you can help me with this - I'd be [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► happy to help you with this I have an [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► answer and I have a solution what is the [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► best path into Star Wars for a [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► precocious six and a half year old girl [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► how do you get there's no one who is not [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► a monster who will tell you to start [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► with anything but Star Wars 1977 later [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► called episode four [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► you should strike it I mean you could [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► show her some of the cool there's pretty [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► good cartoons like but they're not gonna [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► be as meaningful as letting her be a [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► get watching Star Wars now now we get to [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► a thorny er situation which is which [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► version do you sure [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► oh ho so you could show her the 2000 [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► whatever version but it's got all the [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► junk in it that's the one where the [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► death star explodes or the own really [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► well there's like two two other versions [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► but anyway the thing is here's the thing [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► I have a version that I can share with [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► you that is called the D specialized [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► version what's the one where Han does [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► what he normally does and shoots first [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► that's the theatrical release that's [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► most of the fan cuts it's any of the any [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► of the humanistic normal ones that was [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► added I think in 1997 I think but I [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► could be wrong but I can get you a very [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► good copy of what's called the [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► despecialized edition which is where [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► this person or group of persons has gone [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► through to try and using the highest [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► quality version a media of each like so [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► for example like where the blu-ray is [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► utterly unchanged from the theatrical [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► release use that where the DVD version [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► is all suck but you go down this cascade [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► the laserdisc etc etc etc all the way [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► down to like well you know there are [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► some scenes where you're only gonna be [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► able to use like this copy of a [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► theatrical release not enough anyway [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► it's basically as free and please don't [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► email me I don't care but it's pretty [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► close to there are other ones that are [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► trying to deal with color grading and [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► stuff like that there's all kinds of [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► there's a whole community out there you [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► don't want to get involved in no I do [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► not but what I think is called the [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► despecialized version and it is a very [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► good quality version that's very close [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► to the Star Wars we saw in the theater [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► in 1977 that's my advice [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► others would differ that's what I would [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► say what I want I do not want any CGI [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► Jabba the Hutt's yeah you walking around [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► there's little puppets running around in [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► Mos Eisley I don't want any of that I [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► just want dinosaur just walking around [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► no thank you [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► I don't want burrito a shooting when he [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► didn't shoot if you don't want fixed [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► like when you're watching for it's kind [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► of cool the way that like when Princess [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► Leia is putting the the floppy disk into [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► r2 there's a really terrible edit and [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► there's a jump when he's walking down [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► there's a terrible edit that I love I [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► love that I don't ever want that taken [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► out leave that edit it leave that at [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► I don't mind not noticing the mats [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► around the TIE fighters as much because [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► I used to swatch it on a really [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► oversaturated thing with the brightness [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► turned all the way up where you can see [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► them at around the time fighters but you [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► know I I think mainly the thing is if [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► you show her the fancy recent most [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► recent like you know George Lucas [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► version it's not the I'm so glad John [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► siracusa doesn't listen this show um [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► it's not the worst thing in the world [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► but I would say just for your own [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► satisfaction as a man you don't want to [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► be a cook you were sure the non cook [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► version thank you I'm gonna call it the [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► specialized version which I will provide [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► for you thank you thank you thank you [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► and thank you fix your car situation [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► what are you gonna do how you how even [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► are you gonna get over to Dan Athens [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► today I can be I can be totes over there [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► either by because I have you know I have [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► the the mobile car seat situation oh I [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► can throw out your hand changing it I [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► have beat myself up and beat up car [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► seats car so the car seat is the worst [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► thing in the world it's worse than your [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► name Daniel arguably it's so I've cut [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► myself literally cut myself bleeding [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► there's blood on the wall down by our [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► front door still from one of the times [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► that I cut myself changing the fucking [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► car seat you put it into that chamber [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► again it's like dune you know fear is [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► the mind killer you put your hand into [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► that goddamn chamber and anything can [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► happen who designed that yeah sorry it's [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► a it's like in Buck Rogers in the 21st [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► century you put your hand into the stump [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► right what's gonna happen like one in [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► three you're gonna die remember that [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► Aaron gray remember her - I ever knew [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► she was a massage she's perky well so in [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► the truck at a certain point my little [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► girl said I don't want to sit in a car [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► seat anymore in this truck and I said [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► baby you're a little kid you gotta sit [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► in a car seat and she I don't know how [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► she knows these things but she was like [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► the truck doesn't have any safety [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► features and I said what what's that [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► sweetie and she said there are no [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► airbags [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► there are no there's nothing in the [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► trunk so why should I sit in a car seat [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► sounds like somebody else in the family [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► may have talked to her about this that's [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► what it seemed like - seems like little [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► kids don't bring up airbags that often [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► it sounds maybe more like one of the [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► other people in your life is maybe talk [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► to her about the truck safety features I [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► think that she was listening in on a [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► conversation between two adults oh [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► really [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► one of them said to another you know [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► that truck doesn't have any safety [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► features I'm guessing might be played so [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► or maybe her Grammy and granddad were [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► talking about it a lot of people oh [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► that's so sweet and so she's looking at [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► me with this this look of consternation [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► and with her hands on her hips like [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► let's not play around let's not say [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► things we both know aren't true right [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► like a car seat is there to protect a [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► child in an environment where other [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► things might happen like airbags and [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► going off and other things but this [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► truck is a deathtrap so why should I sit [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► in a car seat security theater and I was [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► like security theaters exactly right so [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► I said all right if you sit in the [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► middle in the back I'll just buckle you [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► in and we'll pretend this never happened [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► and so then immediately so we're driving [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► around we're having a great old time [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► she's not in her car seat [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► she's buckled in I'm driving cautiously [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► and then she rats me out I was driving [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► in Daddy's truck without a car seat [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► sickening [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► yeah so now everybody knows Oh [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► yeah so now everybody knows Oh [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► oh waves this is huge you might as well [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► have been smoking in front of her that's [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► right so I so what I was gonna say to [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► Clint while it was up there was why [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► don't you order a bunch of new seatbelts [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► playing fancy ass seatbelts and I think [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► that it's too late to close that barn [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► door buddy put them all in put them in [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► the truck man [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► you know what farcical number of seat [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► belts in red yeah [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► make them all red [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► I want seat belts I want Ludacris seat [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► is my baby and but I didn't have time [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► for it because he's like oh well you're [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► - fire now seems interesting to me yeah [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► so baby steps baby steps baby steps is [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► right but you'll have a nice day at home [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► oh I wish I'd gotten you that star wars [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► already you can be watching a star war [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► it's great we uh you know I I like got [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► the fireplace working again so we've [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► been throwing some logs in the fire we [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► decorated a Christmas tree that's nice [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► and it sounds to me right now like she's [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► working on her art projects so at a [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► certain point though I'm gonna have to [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► get her up I'm gonna have to get socks [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► on her I'm gonna have to do this whole [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► business and say let's go we're going to [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► dance oh that is hard it's mine there [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► has not been required to run enough [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► errands in life and she considers it a [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► terrible inconvenience to her all I ever [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► did was run many errands with my parents [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► I hated it I hated the errands that's [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► what you do you don't get a treat your [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► treat is maybe you get like a dumb-dumb [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► or something that's your treat your [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► treat is not that you get like a $30 [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► Lego set I don't know how we got into [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► this situation [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► no sometimes at the bank somebody will [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► give you a mint oh yeah yeah we get to [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► play with the pen and make the chain go [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► in a circle and all the things we did to [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► amuse ourselves I don't know how we got [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► here except that I'm a terrible terrible [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► person knowing you and yours I'm [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► guessing you don't have those kind of [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► problems I well I have always been of [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► the opinion that she needs to run [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► errands for the exact same reason that [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► you just said this is I it's so funny [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► there's that louis c.k bit about this [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► the reason [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► the reason you have to do this is [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► because you don't want to do this I [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► laughed at that on one level whatever [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► that was five ten years ago I left on a [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► completely different level now because I [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► find myself actually saying that I say [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► the whole reason we're meeting is cuz [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► you don't want to leave okay where we go [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► you just have to go somewhere you don't [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► want to go today it's very important you [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► be somewhere that's inconvenient for you [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► that's absolutely the case just a little [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► teaspoon of inconvenience several times [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► a week is very important when I think [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► about my childhood it is just a constant [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► like it's an archipelago of stops store [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► so fucking boring Ben Franklin's or like [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► now like I I mean I would just go in [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► like like what is the most interesting [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► thing I could find here I go to notions [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► I'd look at zippers and buttons that's [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► the look through the patterns oh look [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► culottes [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► jesus fucking christ my kid has to go [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► somewhere to get something that she [TS]

01:03:06 ◼   ► wants and she considers it an [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► inconvenience yeah like I can't I I go [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► back and think like what was the [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► highlight what was the highlight of my [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► afternoon spent with my parents stop by [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► the park they never stopped by a partner [TS]

01:03:23 ◼   ► and stop by a park that used to be a [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► treat that was the distri was the treat [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► was you get to go on the springy donkey [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► that's the others treat the treat was [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► sometimes my dad would go by this [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► chinese restaurant where he knew the guy [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► that owned it and we would walk through [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► the kitchen and then he would stand off [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► in a corner and talk to this guy had a [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► job and did all of this yeah sociable [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► creature he wasn't I have no idea what [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► business he was transacting with this [TS]

01:03:54 ◼   ► guy but but we would go there and [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► sometimes we would leave with Chinese [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► food sometimes we wouldn't but that was [TS]

01:04:00 ◼   ► always interesting to go there the photo [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► stop meant that there was at least five [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► minutes of going through photos that we [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► had to do when he came back in the car [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► where he was like right this one's out [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► of focus this one's that focus this [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► one's picture the packs an old picture [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► of our shoes dad your dad's famous like [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► My Bloody Valentine album cover style of [TS]

01:04:20 ◼   ► photography [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► Finkle one dear or mom Yeah right or it [TS]

01:04:28 ◼   ► was that you know like his his his [TS]

01:04:30 ◼   ► ultimate style was oh my God look a UFO [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► here John go over and get in the shot [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► fuck you there'd be a picture of me [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► slumped in the front photos with cameras [TS]

01:04:48 ◼   ► and pho and and and real actual cameras [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► and my phone for a pretty long time and [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► I still have to remind myself there's so [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► many reasons not to take a picture of [TS]

01:04:57 ◼   ► the sunset I mean especially if you know [TS]

01:05:00 ◼   ► you're doing it to go oh look it's the [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► sunset okay alright yeah you know it's [TS]

01:05:04 ◼   ► not bad but it's not great to like post [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► pictures of the sunset like I don't want [TS]

01:05:08 ◼   ► to do that too much but then that's just [TS]

01:05:10 ◼   ► the whole idea that like given the focal [TS]

01:05:13 ◼   ► length of a of a camera like the sunset [TS]

01:05:17 ◼   ► does not look good it doesn't look the [TS]

01:05:19 ◼   ► way it looks to the a spur to the focal [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► length of your brain like right what and [TS]

01:05:24 ◼   ► like when you oh the moon is so big [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► tonight and you take a picture and it's [TS]

01:05:27 ◼   ► just blur blur of a little white circle [TS]

01:05:29 ◼   ► it's not nearly as big in the sky as it [TS]

01:05:32 ◼   ► seems because of the way your perception [TS]

01:05:33 ◼   ► works but we didn't used to know that [TS]

01:05:36 ◼   ► you get you one 10 20 exposures you [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► popped it into your Instamatic and then [TS]

01:05:38 ◼   ► click click click click click click copy [TS]

01:05:40 ◼   ► I'm saying well we we I don't know it [TS]

01:05:43 ◼   ► even now because because I sometimes [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► have to go through my photo archive and [TS]

01:05:51 ◼   ► call all the pictures of the moon that [TS]

01:05:53 ◼   ► I've taken happy it's absolutely the [TS]

01:06:00 ◼   ► truth every time I see the moon and it [TS]

01:06:02 ◼   ► looks really beautiful I'm like oh the [TS]

01:06:03 ◼   ► moon and then when I look back at the [TS]

01:06:05 ◼   ► photo it's like a blurry out-of-focus [TS]

01:06:08 ◼   ► picture of a tiny white dog yeah and so [TS]

01:06:10 ◼   ► it's just like delete delete delete [TS]

01:06:12 ◼   ► delete moon moon moon moon I'm looking [TS]

01:06:17 ◼   ► here last night I got a new app that [TS]

01:06:18 ◼   ► I've been trying on the iPhone it says [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► sometimes sometimes I'll set up these [TS]

01:06:23 ◼   ► these odd Me's and seen these little [TS]

01:06:25 ◼   ► like I don't know what you want to call [TS]

01:06:26 ◼   ► it but I'll like set up in this case [TS]

01:06:28 ◼   ► it's my very very large action figure of [TS]

01:06:31 ◼   ► Michonne from The Walking Dead an index [TS]

01:06:34 ◼   ► card and [TS]

01:06:35 ◼   ► Thomas the Train train and not just I'll [TS]

01:06:37 ◼   ► just send it to you it's it's very [TS]

01:06:39 ◼   ► strange though the Sun and I'll do it [TS]

01:06:40 ◼   ► I'll try and pick things we're okay in [TS]

01:06:42 ◼   ► the case of Michonne I know she's very [TS]

01:06:43 ◼   ► detailed and I want to see like how does [TS]

01:06:45 ◼   ► it capture her her black person skintone [TS]

01:06:48 ◼   ► how does it capture the like the little [TS]

01:06:50 ◼   ► wrinkles in her pants with the index [TS]

01:06:52 ◼   ► card I know this is a fine blue line [TS]

01:06:53 ◼   ► this is a fine pink line how did that [TS]

01:06:54 ◼   ► turn out and then I got a Thomas the [TS]

01:06:56 ◼   ► Train because the lady trains a really [TS]

01:06:57 ◼   ► cool train and then I got a quarter so I [TS]

01:06:59 ◼   ► can see what a quarter looks like but [TS]

01:07:01 ◼   ► then this morning I looked at it and I [TS]

01:07:02 ◼   ► was like man what if somebody like found [TS]

01:07:05 ◼   ► this out in the wild this thing that I [TS]

01:07:07 ◼   ► have made here it looks like some kind [TS]

01:07:09 ◼   ► of a very disturbing alter I just don't [TS]

01:07:11 ◼   ► see context well you know I've been to [TS]

01:07:13 ◼   ► I've been to your office I know that [TS]

01:07:18 ◼   ► it's a very strange environment all [TS]

01:07:21 ◼   ► kinds of you know all kinds of magical [TS]

01:07:23 ◼   ► things might be lurking like black lady [TS]

01:07:25 ◼   ► with a samurai sword how cool is that [TS]

01:07:26 ◼   ► it's great and you do have like what's [TS]

01:07:29 ◼   ► this what is the certificate on the [TS]

01:07:31 ◼   ► floor oh okay so biscuits is halide and [TS]

01:07:34 ◼   ► this is iOS and the quarter I move the [TS]

01:07:36 ◼   ► quarter you know depending it gets to [TS]

01:07:38 ◼   ► get the system so I could see which [TS]

01:07:39 ◼   ► photo was taken was with which not a [TS]

01:07:42 ◼   ► very good photo but well it's of curious [TS]

01:07:45 ◼   ► to also that the the would finish yes [TS]

01:07:56 ◼   ► our cat claws the wall yes my daughters [TS]

01:07:58 ◼   ► at least a liquid there [TS]

01:07:59 ◼   ► she's so Christmas which is which is the [TS]

01:08:02 ◼   ► result of the well I mean what what [TS]

01:08:04 ◼   ► caused the damage to the floor the [TS]

01:08:05 ◼   ► liquid before the cat oh it's a liquid [TS]

01:08:09 ◼   ► the liquid and what did she leave there [TS]

01:08:12 ◼   ► some naphtha it's a very old house that [TS]

01:08:18 ◼   ► would destroy the finish in that way it [TS]

01:08:20 ◼   ► has to be have been some some amazing [TS]

01:08:23 ◼   ► stuff what was it like mashed potatoes [TS]

01:08:26 ◼   ► can I ask you a cliffhanger cuz we go [TS]

01:08:28 ◼   ► we'll come back represents coming for [TS]

01:08:31 ◼   ► Christmas Dan for the Happy New Year [TS]

01:08:33 ◼   ► episode that are pre-recorded those be [TS]

01:08:34 ◼   ► coming out Mazel Tov happy everything [TS]

01:08:36 ◼   ► and everybody keeps asking and I'm just [TS]

01:08:38 ◼   ► gonna leave it a cliffhanger because we [TS]

01:08:40 ◼   ► probably have time to go into it would [TS]

01:08:41 ◼   ► you going to tell us whether you have [TS]

01:08:42 ◼   ► opened your envelope oh no in fact you [TS]

01:08:47 ◼   ► won't tell us or you didn't open it [TS]

01:08:49 ◼   ► well so my daughter's mother was over [TS]

01:08:52 ◼   ► here the other day and she said she was [TS]

01:08:54 ◼   ► in the kitchen she was like what to use [TS]

01:08:56 ◼   ► this envelope and I said because she [TS]

01:08:59 ◼   ► doesn't listen to those shows no and or [TS]

01:09:03 ◼   ► or I think follow me on Instagram yeah [TS]

01:09:05 ◼   ► and she said what's this envelope and I [TS]

01:09:08 ◼   ► was like nothing and she said is this [TS]

01:09:10 ◼   ► your college diploma and I was like no [TS]

01:09:12 ◼   ► maybe no and she said because it was in [TS]

01:09:17 ◼   ► the kitchen at this point it's very [TS]

01:09:21 ◼   ► suspiciously I thought I've seen the [TS]

01:09:22 ◼   ► photograph of it it is very suspiciously [TS]

01:09:24 ◼   ► diploma shaped yep it looks very much [TS]

01:09:27 ◼   ► like a diploma and you know in it and it [TS]

01:09:29 ◼   ► is from the University of Washington's [TS]

01:09:31 ◼   ► office of basically office of diplomas [TS]

01:09:35 ◼   ► and she said she said you know what I'm [TS]

01:09:39 ◼   ► gonna open this right now I was like [TS]

01:09:41 ◼   ► don't you dare open Malaysia she said [TS]

01:09:45 ◼   ► I'm just gonna open it and I was like [TS]

01:09:47 ◼   ► hands off so I you know I had to like [TS]

01:09:50 ◼   ► rescue my unopened diploma from her from [TS]