Roderick on the Line

00:00:06 ◼   ► hyejeong hi Marilyn how's it going good [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► this is so weird this is so weird [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► there's so many people here and I can't [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► get sick I cannot be sick don't blow [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► your flu on Marilyn I tried to play it [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► off legit but I've been fucking Howard [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► Hughes all night everything is literally [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► asses and literally elbows very nice to [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► meet you shall we do the bump [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► I made him hug me and I actually was so [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► sick three days ago you were so I was so [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► sick my daughter threw up on me as kids [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► do I don't know it's lovely when they do [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► it it's so sweet yeah when you're a [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► parent cherish those moments and someone [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► had been feeding her Cheetos so it was [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► like a thing that was never gonna come [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► and then 60 hours to the minute later [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► mm-hmm I felt really bad inside but [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► unlike a little child I refused to throw [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► up because I'm a big boy and so I fought [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► it just valiantly fought it for 12 [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► straight hours of just like misery so [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► you were on the verge that you knew that [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► you could have some did you think it was [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► gonna be relief or would you be so mad [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► at yourself for giving up that it [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► wouldn't even feel good at a certain [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► point I wanted the relief and then I [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► could not what about what about [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► downstairs was Italian upstairs not for [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► it was one of those things that could go [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► either direction standing at the [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► crossroads yeah and get angry cthulhu [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► inside you can't decide I'll decide [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► which way I'm going [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► don't you worry about that the devil was [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► there it wanted to look like it under [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► George he came up to Manhattan and there [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► were a few times where I was like this [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► is it I'm gonna throw up and I went yeah [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► and nothing and then finally finally at [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► the end of the night I said goodbye to [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► everybody good night I'll see you guys [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► tomorrow [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► went up to the room and the people in [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► the five hotel rooms around mine all [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► called the fire department [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► because I was just like there appears to [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► be some kind of a wraith a portal open [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► to the upside down eatos you know yeah [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► kids are inconsiderate about that kind [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► of stuff I can't get sick it can't [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► happen I've had I'm not but like I know [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► how I know where this is I don't know [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► where this has been the thing about the [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► flu and they're saying about the H 2 & 3 [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► I mederma get it right getting that [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► right any biologist named MH 2 & 3 thank [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► you a big fan and even their last three [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► albums it's a real bad one and you know [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► you can't you can't inoculate against it [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► it just comes and it does what it wants [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► with you it takes you and it's in its [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► meaty paws yes and I yeah well when the [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► big flu comes when the when the disaster [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► flu comes what are we going to do like I [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► don't care about other people I mean us [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► do you think you think we should work [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► out a plan and how do we survive yeah do [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► you is that one you just go home and you [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► say I'm not going to work for a month [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► six months I feel like the last week has [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► demonstrated a lot of things about ill [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► prepare how ill-prepared we are on so [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► many levels in this country for so many [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► different things my daughter and I had [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► had a nice day at the Museum [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► doot-doot-doot to do I pick up my phone [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► oh my god Hawaii had this whole thing [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► happened and then my favorite part of [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► that was the headlines that were like [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► this message accidentally went out and [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► lots of people panicked I was like [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► that's not panicking panic is you think [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► you might be at acumen like they holy [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► shit my kabobs gonna suck I need to do [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► an insta card that's panicking you will [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► die in 35 minutes from missile I [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► wouldn't call that panicking I call it I [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► talk to my daughter but it's do you [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► think that's real normal if we find out [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► we're gonna die in 34 minutes like yeah [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► that would suck I think panic and [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► fucking hard if there's one place in the [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► world that should not have a nuclear [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► warning system its Hawaii well how can [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► we help them what are you gonna say get [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► on your [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► recycle and drive real fast around like [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► it's coming in the roosters well shave [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► the shave ice like with air everything [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► is literally outside they can't get the [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► can't get the roosters to stop crowing [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► how are they gonna stop a bomb I didn't [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► mean it in the best possible way now [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► it's a ping pong there's no stopping it [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► no no it's not pimple but I'm gonna run [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► to a different Island if there's a tidal [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► wave alarm it makes sense because [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► there's always somewhere in Hawaii that [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► you can go up that's right every one of [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► those is an island that the Big Island [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► the biggest yes this is the big it has [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► the two uppers two places and all of [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► Hawaii is that right yeah yeah big big [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► big ups yeah but so when the when the [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► tidal wave alarm goes off which is like [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► wow its klaxon you're like oh yeah but [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► the bomb it's like kiss your ass [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► good-bye yeah yeah no that's not good so [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► what you think we should have a plan so [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► like we like to think we have a plan [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► because if you have the earthquakes here [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► in the area and that's why we had one I [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► was sitting there watching Netflix is [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► that a very old couch as you know [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► squeaky scream a literally makes that [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► same and I thought this is it this is it [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► because we have not gotten reproduces [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► the last time we got prepared for [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► hurricane which is when we did what they [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► said on NPR and we filled the emergency [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► bucket which is what's your college you [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► get a bucket you can get a garbage can [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► you seal it you fill it full of water [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► one day we went out there and literally [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► everything was mildewed the water [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► apparently I went into some kind of a [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► Synecdoche New York fugue state and [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► didn't realize that I had not checked on [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► the emergency bucket for three years [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► everything was blue it might as well [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► have been in Hawaii none of it was good [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► the bed thing the tent the fake bed the [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► fake tent the faint radio all of it gone [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► yeah I feel utterly unprepared I need to [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► start over I need to reboot this is one [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► of the things that people that are [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► storing a large amounts of cash I need [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► to remember well that's bad it goes bad [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► okay mice like to eat cash you'll get to [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► lot you get the mold in the cash you'll [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► get the the lime in the coconut you get [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► it all shake it all around [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► and and so if you're you got it you got [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► to put the cash in some into some rap [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► then you could put the rap into some you [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► put some you dip it in wax okay and so [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► you got to protect your cash same is [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► true with sous-vide things you suck it [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► out take the air out that's right right [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► you get your spoons your toothpicks your [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► cash that's right to do with German [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► bearer bonds German bearer bonds and [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► coffee thing is ladies and gentlemen the [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► FB I was the one who was an Eddie Murphy [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► floor where they put the stuff in coffee [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► so you couldn't smell the drugs wasn't [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► that any Murphy thing that was the [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► Beverly Hills Cop okay then what was the [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► German what was the German bearer bonds [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► that was that like every other move oh [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► that was the greatest Christmas movie of [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► all time die hard [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► now I heard that was a pretty mixed [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► response man I feel like that's a meme [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► and everybody's like played out played [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► out meme so have you seen this have you [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► seen the video the fella who gets real [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► frustrated at work and he knocks over [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► his computer monitor it's really quite [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► funny it's called bad day my mom of [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► course has a plan which is which is that [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► you have to eat through your disaster [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► food and be replenishing your disaster [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► food in the wake of your own consumption [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► of priorities almost like the power went [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► out right so to shut down all the [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► popsicles before the ice goes away when [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► she moved out of her house she showed up [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► at my house with duffel bags full of [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► cornmeal and cans hey Johnny cake can't [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► ya like just all this stuff that is that [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► is her blend of disaster requirements to [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► feed the neighborhood because she feels [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► like if you feed the neighborhood that's [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► 60 people that won't be like Cormac [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► McCarthy meets Dickens it's just gonna [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► be all kinds of really unpleasant food [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► that nobody wants like it's always [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► emergency food you buy all this shit [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► that you would never in a million you're [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► like kippered sardines and you're like I [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► don't even know what any of those things [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► are I think she feels like if you have a [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► fish fry for the neighborhood okay [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► they don't assault your citadel quite as [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► rapidly and maybe they [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► will form a first line of defense [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► against the the people in the neighbor [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► and that's something to offer [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► yeah so the johnnycake they're like you [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► know you can't assault the Citadel of [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► johnnycake lady right and then they they [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► fight off the zombies for you that's her [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► whole plan but she moved all that shit [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► into my barn cuz she doesn't have a [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► house anymore and she told your book I [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► think she's in your barn sounds like [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► such a fire trap at this point no no no [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► does that Johnny cake won't burn burn [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► yeah it's true everything was blue here [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► did you follow me you follow me they [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► tell you that you get a garbage can from [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► the Home Depot that has the latches on [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► take it off put all your stuff in there [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► that's all fake stuff the read is a [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► piece of shit it's not really gonna [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► charge your phone grow up [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► you get to get these beds you'd never [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► want to sleep when you get a tent that's [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► obviously gonna be users like oh it's [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► really cute [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► it looks like a McDonald's bag and it's [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► got a rope and like that's we're gonna [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► serve families gonna sleep in that and [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► then all these little things that you [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► looks like you bought at the Air and [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► Space Museum as a gift for a kid you [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► don't like right [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► oh it's astronaut ice cream whatever [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► like that's your food and like none of [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► that stuff's that I would eat I you know [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► I look I should put like a clam chowder [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► in there or something some beans [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► something I would really enjoy I don't [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► think I've ever had a johnnycake four [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► hundred cans of chili is what's in mine [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► [Laughter] [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► you're gonna want it you're gonna want [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► to not go there forever this is Ben this [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► is just to be clear this is the cans are [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► blue they're live literally been in a [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► garbage can [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► since it's the old it's are you familiar [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► with the jim bakker buckets the jim [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► bakker buckets I am familiar with Jim [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► Baker buckets I know Jim Baker from back [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► in the day from Jim and Tammy Lee Jim [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► Tammy Faye Tammy Faye Tammy Lee Who am I [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► thinking of who wants to stand by your [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► man Jim Baker [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► Tammy Lee had a television show and she [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► was married oh she was married to Regis [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► Philbin okay I know he made Regis [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► Philbin leave Tammy who was in fact the [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► winningest General of the Civil War [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► give me that again we just openly we [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► just felt been late yeah okay something [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► either would run through the airports [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► and the commercials that was that's BJ [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► BJ from Sausalito no he had the bear [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► okay PJ PJ Honeycutt in his best friend [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► Bear okay I remember that story that was [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► a good story but you know Jim and Tammy [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► and you and but that didn't extend to [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► knowing the buckets or just lost it for [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► a while I lost Cena yeah I was coming up [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► at a time when there was it was big [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► pastor as we used to call it and this [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► was when I looked in Sarasota there was [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► a guy who who owned a dog track near [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► where I went to school I'm going [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► somewhere with this gather round [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► children this is the guy when Oral [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► Roberts said that if he didn't get hush [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► money from somebody God would take him [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► and this guy I think gave him some money [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► because of that he had your Jim Baker's [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► he had your Jimmy Swaggart you had your [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► ernest angley who liked to heal people [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► by not gonna over kind of heavy guy he [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► had that now Jim Baker today I lost the [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► thread for awhile now he's back he's got [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► no hair a beard in a bucket that's right [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► and he's selling buckets right and left [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► if anybody doesn't know he's a prepper [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► is it he's prepping he's a prepping he's [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► prepping [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► I think he's prepping for I'm not sure [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► what he's prepping for it seems like he [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► maybe he leaves that part out [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► how's your eschatology my eschatology [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► yeah I mean are you like pretty good [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► with understanding how the end days work [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► oh yeah pretty much I mean I'm assuming [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► they're know about the millennium I know [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► about okay you know that one that [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► already went and she stole your [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► underwear no no I mean after that I mean [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► after the rat come on any Church of [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► Christ in the house you got so first you [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► can you guys you got your ass get this [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► rapture over here all of a sudden their [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► answer whole bunch of plants like Toyota [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► Tacomas are empty pants pants pants [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► that's crying girl pants pants pants [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► pants pants [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► old pervert right but the pants are down [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► everybody's gone that is the first wave [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► is gonna trigger the first elevator to [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► have them take some up now I'm trying [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► might have the order a little mixed up [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► LeMat a little behind masks atala G I [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► think there's a time though you have [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► visitors like that there's help me out [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► on this I know eventually you got heaven [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► and in between you got the Millennium [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► you got was a thousand years on earth [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► that's right I get this is the sign of [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► the beast [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► right so if all of their collectively [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► just go suck Sarah and then there's the [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► disco comes back and a lot of people [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► don't like new orders technically a [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► disco ban but a lot of that was very it [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► was very homophobic well it wasn't just [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► about baseball they were named after [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► comfort women is that right now what do [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► i division well the event yeah third [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► base now the thing is I don't know what [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► kind of prepping is is it a doomsday [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► prep an apocalypse prep whatever it is [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► you're gonna have your beans you're [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► gonna have your fake tent you're you're [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► grinding radio what's gym bigger put in [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► one of those Bibles my assumption is [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► that they are that there are more [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► Calvinists about it and they feel like [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► they're the elect right so they're gone [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► in the first wave so I don't know what [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► they're prepping for maybe they're [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► leaving that for their cousins and stuff [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► that didn't actually a super good idea [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► if you're making your own bucket if you [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► roll your own for your bucket your house [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► stuff that you enjoy in it hmm maybe [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► there's a White Ribbon bucket it's for [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► the people you don't like maybe so much [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► my question for you is once you've found [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► the blue bucket once you've found your [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► bucket hot-glue mmm [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► did you just abandon the whole idea [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► you're like a fucking it's so easy when [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► you're not thinking about it and then [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► one night you're watching TV you're like [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► I really need to get on this let's see [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► KQED every year when we give Lana kqd [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► kqed.org you can go give money they do [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► good work that's right Michael Krasny [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► MRA and dorks [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► they actually literally they're big [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► premium one eight hundred nine eight [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► seven eight and they do this every year [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► they go once again we are offering the [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► total survival bucket this is a [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► five-gallon bucket filled with [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► everything that your family will need [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► for three days plus a toilet seat that [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► you put on to the five gallon bucket [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► because presumably in the future the [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► people who were left behind when they [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► take your shit are going to have to [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► empty five gallons worth of supplies [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► that is everything I've left on the [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► planet so they can shit in the bucket [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► I'm guessing then you don't have water [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► to clean it out maybe it comes with a [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► special liner I'll have to ask KQED [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► that's not a prepper thing that's just [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► more like a liberal that's a liberal [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► fantasy kind of thing I mean three days [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► is exactly enough time to really feel [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► your death [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► and then rise some people could you [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► allow it three days I mean I feel like [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► if you what your plan needs to be how do [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► I get the hell out of here for good how [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► do I leave these other suckers be high [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► on it just like all sit indian-style [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► around a three-day bucket and life watch [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► it go down the eldritch horror [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► maybe we should agree that one person's [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► bucket is used for this in one person's [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► bucket you know that's why all those [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► people in Montana have so many guns [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► because they feel like our three-day [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► plan is get from here to there is like [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► the the guy getting chase for the tiger [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► he says I don't need to be faster than [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► the tiger I just need to be faster than [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► you yeah that's on the Montana flag and [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► there's someone shooting someone else in [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► the head execution-style I was having I [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► was having dim sum with Ben Harrison and [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► that was his fortune cookie two days ago [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► you don't have to be faster than the [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► bear except it was it was one of those [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► over over long fortunes I was like now I [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► don't have to be faster than the bear [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► you just have to be faster than your [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► other friend who is not as fast as the [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► mayor the lottery numbers on the back [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► did have a lot of notes I got a lot of [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► fucking problems with fortune cookies [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► they're too long too many of them are [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► aphorisms and not actual fortunes right [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► or good you are a nice person [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► no I'm not that's not a fortune fuck [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► that there's a fortune cookie factory [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► like a famous fortune cookie factory [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► the fifth famous fifth famous fortune [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► cookie factory in the state was [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► fortunately factory yeah is in Fillmore [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► 450 it's it's on Fillmore San [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► Francisco's Chinatown service a good [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► Chinatown is that right [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► yeah you can go I'm gonna get a full [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► drone you get you get a tour [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► although you're gonna pull a second Oh [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► Merlin I just did a shields and Yarnell [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► version of I guess making a fortune [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► cookie right on his dick it was really [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► weird fifth largest fortune for cooking [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► factor you think that's right right in [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► the Chinatown it's right there and you [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► were this is city the heart of the city [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► where it all converges that's right [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► although a lot of people don't know this [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► fortune cookie was actually a Japanese [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► invent turns out yeah sorry [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► there's no good asshole okay Logan [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► Roderick Robinson science ruin and shit [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► for me [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► I thought Squatch isn't real showed up [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► this is San Francisco you guys turns out [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► moment at least we live for the turns [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► out people want to get their money's [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► probably what it turns out inside if it [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► turns out inside if it turns out we want [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► a full complement if you get five [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► hundreds Calder Gladwell so it's a [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► reason it's called hidden brain that was [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► almost a kind of a wave moan if you're [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► gonna decide to live when others are [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► dying you're gonna have to make so you [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► can have to prepare even if it's not [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► strictly prepping preparing you're still [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► gonna have to think ahead you got a and [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► you're gonna have to like stay caught up [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► you're gonna have to make this part of [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► what you do in the same way that I rue [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► the removal of compost from our house [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► every day to go put it in the green [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► bucket like you're gonna have to [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► practically think about your stuff like [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► that it's gonna be like having a fish if [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► you want to live you need to think about [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► your stash you can make sure your cash [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► stays dry your fortune cookies are [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► well-defined right and that your water [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► is not blue and that none of your [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► money's expired the number one thing you [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► have to ask yourself is do you want to [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► live over on the other side of the - [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► apocalypse will you put into it what's [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► needed in order to live well I've told [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► you this story right well I used to work [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► at the magazine store and there were a [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► magazines about if you if you wanted to [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► buy a castle in scotland and i [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► absolutely wanted a castle in scotland [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► it's not a thing that everybody wants [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► but some people wanted that's right in [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► the sweet spot let's hear a round of [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► applause people who want a hot [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► let's hear a round of applause from [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► people who know they don't want a castle [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► in scotland oh the thing about a castle [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► in Scotland I wanted one I wanted one I [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► wanted one and then I started you know [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► populating my imaginary Castle in [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► Scotland with all the things you're [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► gonna put in there a big billiard [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► mysteries you're gonna buy you're gonna [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► buy a lot of chandeliers put them [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► everywhere you're gonna have like the [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► Hall of chandeliers you might have to [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► put in any report kalus right you're [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► gonna get a trebuchet or I don't know [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► it's got a spork all this it's not [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► something you can rely on but then I [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► started reboard the arrow holes got [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► reboard oohs that's right you got a you [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► got to put to repoint the the the [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► masonry yeah yeah but then I started to [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► imagine oh and then you can have your [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► own heraldic crest made that's like [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► named in a band I don't care what genre [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► it is and I can't play an instrument I [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► gotta come up with a name so you would [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► have to you need a name for your castle [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► II need something Harold think that's [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► right and every house in the United [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► Kingdom has a name even if it's like a [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► 1-bedroom apartment it's called like the [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► Finns smoking Tain's of Glenwood on push [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► a door but so after a while I started to [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► you know imagine myself living in this [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► castle you know I have a very small [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► family have one child I have a mother a [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► sister and that my child has a mother [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► and then some we are at this point [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► talking just about sentient beings and [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► not belongings right I do that's right I [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► do a lot of belonging yeah the castle [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► the castle but I bet when you got that [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► bar you sent yourself out never filled I [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► mean I would definitely have a Hall of [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► mismatched swords [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► welcome to Sword Hall but where the [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► private features of Castro that might be [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► what I call the house sword ha ha ha I [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► like that fun Lord sword it's a man in [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► the bathrobe rampant on a castle this [TS]

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00:22:44 ◼   ► supporting Roderick on the line and all [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► the great shows but but like I started [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► to realize like Who am I going to talk [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► to like getting the castle I didn't have [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► instantly like more friends yeah I [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► didn't have any vassals it's not like [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► gonna pick up in [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► College you get a pickup truck in [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► college everybody's your friend that's [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► right good Castle in Scotland there's a [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► load and I started to picture myself [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► going down to the local pub and then I'm [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► the American who calls himself Lord [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► sword that comes down to the pub [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► sometimes and wants to play darts like [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► not oh here comes Lord sword so this is [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► what you look at me I've got a new [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► portcullis [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► you have to think about my moat don't [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► stink the post-apocalypse like who what [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► are you gonna who'd gonna hang out with [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► so much me but also so much maintenance [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► yeah you're right you're right who would [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► you hang out with would it be other [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► castle dwellers but we're talking about [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► here in San Francisco you're talking to [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► living in the sunset live in sunset [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► every 8th house is occupied yeah the [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► rest are just full of bodies that died [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► in the flue yeah and you guys are here [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► you got your bucket they got their [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► bucket here every once in a while [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► sheriff buck if you should trade fuck [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► you let's get that work you look it you [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► wash my bucket I'll wash yours [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► fudge-like is the sunset see the problem [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► is that you know infrastructural there's [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► all kinds of things I mean it's gonna be [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► difficult you know gosh what if the word [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► up the reservoir gets a crack and all [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► the water comes down the main problem in [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► my neighborhood is if next door goes out [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► nobody is gonna have any idea what [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► there's one guy in my neighborhood in [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► particular I cannot imagine this guy [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► surviving he's so upset about people who [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► look like they might be stealing his [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► packages I don't think he even has a [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► bucket ready let me ask you as someone [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► who gets a lot of packages do you think [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► that packages routinely get stolen from [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► people's front porches I mean I think it [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► does definitely happen but it's one of [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► those things where you can well [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► obviously it's like any of these things [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► where you know what is it or well say [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► like if you get these people freaked out [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► enough you don't need your packages [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► stolen you mentally stealing your own [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► packages all the time you just you just [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► err you're so intense it's like that [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► person that person was near my bush for [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► too long I don't like the look of that [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► person who wears who wears something [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► with a hood in this kind of weather it [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► would seem to me that most package [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► thieves would end up with like seven [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► hundred bottles of contact lens solution [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► yeah for every one interesting thing [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► it's kind of a contact lens solution [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► diapers and porn I mean people get porn [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► male I'm a pigeon not not everybody has [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► a computer set not everything's like [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► you've never that you can send to the [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► store [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► it gets Bitcoin mining from the look of [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► goodwill some people got to do it on [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► their own they gotta watch it on the VCR [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► I'm you know I'm Amazon Prime it never [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► occurred to me at your recommendation [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► yes on prime never occurred to me to put [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► porn in there and see what happened can [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► you get porn on Amazon you might want to [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► look at the Kindle Store but that's like [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► porn where Fabio like takes you in his [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► arm wish do you want to know there's [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► like but but Kindle only has black and [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► white letters yeah but it's about having [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► sex with a billionaire dinosaur kid you [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► know what don't get out your phones [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► because I want you to pay attention to [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► what John has to share with you at your [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► earliest convenience please go into [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► Amazon and search for things like [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► billionaire and dime it's cuz that [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► dinosaur is gonna teach you a fuckin [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► lesson about how to reimburse your [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► disbursements is it is it fanfic is that [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► what it is [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► no it's professionally written shitty [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► writing that you can get deployed via [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► the Wi-Fi and it's about you know [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► fucking dinosaurs and billionaires [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► because the all kinds of different [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► combinations you just have something to [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► do with like tentacle porn ah except is [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► like small arm tiny big thighs small [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► small forearms you go the brothers can't [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► deny so do you feel like you're pretty [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► preps I mean if you if you uh you've got [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► a castle of your own right now you have [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► a perimeter that is very very well [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► regulated what are you doing here [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► militia yep I have an escape an escape [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► vehicle right a anti apocalypse motor [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► van your GMC RV I have a I have a barn [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► that is defendable I have a I have an [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► empty swimming pool full of logs [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► I have is that the same no wait no hey [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► gay is when you get lines on your jeans [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► yeah what's the thing that's about [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► coziness in Finland is that logs in a [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► pool what's that called logs in a pool I [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► think that's a different thing I don't [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► think that's Jim Baker's bucket by any [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► other name if you have too much of the [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► pepper food you may discover that when [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► you attempt to defecate you find nothing [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► but logs in the pool I don't know about [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► finish come frogs about the coziness do [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► you guys know you guys are he gay is it [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► Hagee who girl the penis whiskers yeah [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► then hygge is this the finned is the fin [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► link Oh someone's got a leak Wow um is [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► the feeling coziness for uh because and [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► the thing is that many I'm sure many a [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► lot of hisses for this but yeah I have [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► I've been spending more time on 4chan [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► again buddy and they have they're one of [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► the threads that's interesting [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► georgeanna is the comfy the comfy thread [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► where they just post pictures of things [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► that are comfy and a lot of them are [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► like little Finnish houses with snow [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► coming down and little there's little [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► that there bishop thomas kane yeah and [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► then the next thread is about people [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► being beheaded in car accidents but the [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► cozy threads are really nice but no i [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► feel like if you think about being ready [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► for for the disaster is not about being [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► ready to defend your perimeter because i [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► think it's very true that by the time [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► you are defending your perimeter you [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► will be defending it against people who [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► are better armed and more motivated it's [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► too late yeah okay there's not you're [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► not defending it against random zombies [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► it's gonna be against people who are [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► driving around in a toyota pickup with a [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► 50 caliber machine gun in the back who [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► are like we're taking over right and so [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► don't worry about like guns and fighting [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► just worry about like it's it's the [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► bridge right it's not a three-day bridge [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► it's a 30-day bridge okay [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► can you keep your families [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► and keep yourselves like heated and [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► washed during the time that it takes to [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► reestablish a grid and because what's [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► gonna happen is the first thing that [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► happens is that the the supermarkets [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► aren't stopped anymore because the first [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► thing is gonna happen as you can't call [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► a kid to go pick it up in the [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► supermarket for you well right you know [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► what I think yeah you can't Yelp to [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► decide which restaurant has the best [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► meatballs that's the first thing to go [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► ruin my engagement party one star but [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► we're but we're talking about like the [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► devasting about the 9.9 we're talking [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► about the one with it with the [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► accompanying singer and then all of and [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► then the big fluke um I think it's opens [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► at once is the thing [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► World War one happened and then the big [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► flew and then the and then not very long [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► ten years the stock market crash hit the [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► flap and then right then right after [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► that there was a depression yes then [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► there was another world war in [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► coincidence right and then there's you [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► got wing walkers yeah ticker tape that's [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► right Barnstormers straw boaters and [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► then and then modern jazz no new it was [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► it was the Bitcoin but not the Bitcoin [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► the cryptocurrency of its time let me [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► ask you you've mentioned Bitcoin several [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► times yes your you ever some real talk [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► what is this we're looking at I saw [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► these but I didn't want to look at them [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► because it if it's what I think it is [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► I'm pretty fucking happy we should know [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► what turn away anyway are those should [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► they be upside down if they're from [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► Australia though are those phony or war [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► I think might be phony Awards they [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► really look like funny we did not bring [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► these awards ourselves let's check it [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► out see what it says let's say anything [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► oh it's a phony award it's a phony war [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► awarded to Roderick on the line for most [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► podcast podcast I promised myself I [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► wouldn't cry thank you I just want to [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► say I just wanna say thanks to thanks to [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► everybody this is a very important time [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► and moving them right now and I'm very [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► I'm very excited to have the opportunity [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► to be up in front of you don't play me [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► off thank you thank you I'd like to [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► thank my wife I'd like to let my other [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► wife [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► I really spared no expense here with [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► this dowel is some expenses but but the [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► I think the paint might still well it's [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► an interesting color of gold it's really [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► gold mixed with chocolate it's one thing [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► to never win an award that hasn't been [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► invented yet and it's another thing to [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► win award for a thing that was just made [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► up that doesn't exist and for everybody [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► out there who's ever won of something [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► that didn't exist and didn't understand [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► why they didn't have it I just want to [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► say me too [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► thank you yeah [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► mucuna tatata thank you shatru de patata [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► survival bucket 1-800 that's right no [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► Vic tuna frittata Nelly Furtado let me [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► ask you though about Bitcoin it seems [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► like the type of thing that people would [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► did we start I have noise you feel like [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► me doing this for 30 minutes this time [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► is it now got another goddamn hour to do [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► here well holy shit we'll throw 2 [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► questions after a while and they'll [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► entertain themselves it seems to me [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► there was a moment right where all of us [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► wanted to maybe thought about getting a [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► Bitcoin but then when we looked at how [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► much they cost [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► they were like $40 and it seemed too [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► expensive but you seem like someone who [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► might have gotten a Bitcoin did you get [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► a Bitcoin there's a lot of things that I [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► don't understand I've made a study of [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► not understanding things and I feel like [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► that's something I've gotten kind of [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► good at it's very very difficult for me [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► to understand from what I can gather [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► it's like money but not and you need a [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► computer to make it even though you're [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► not really making it but the [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► distribution of what you've made [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► involves math and lots of people in [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► power and then eventually you can't sell [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► it because the fee is too high and [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► there's too many people trying to do it [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► at the same time their views [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► I think there's oh that's how they get [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► that's how they get you yeah it's a [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► crypto eel so it's it's like the money [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► gets what would you call it distributed [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► the Kazakh Stan Igor 1 million dollar 1 [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► million dollar fee goes to Kazakh Stan [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► are you wearing this no no tell me more [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► he went to Cossacks they know this is [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► the kind of thing this those fat cats [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► don't want you to know you got a 1 [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► million dollar fee in Kazakhstan got it [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► got out that million dollar 3 million [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► dollar fee in Kazakhstan it's not what [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► they call a fiat currency that's the [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► term people like you throw what they're [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► saying real money that's called a fiat [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► currency it's like a made-up phony [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► baloney [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► I think that's based on nothing unlike a [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► made-up phony the loan anything that [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► requires computers in that it's like a [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► fix it again Tony [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► no there's like two Fiat owners in our [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► repair they both live in New Jersey and [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► they're not here to laugh is it one for [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► dodge dodge I did fix it again Tony a [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► fixed or repaired daily which is [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► somebody should have workshop that a [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► little longer is there one for dodge [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► don't obviously dodge great energy it's [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► a backronym it's a person is okay what's [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► your Lamborghini lastly and more [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► ordinarily though lastly and more [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► basically oh really [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► gosh how how is nothing in nothing gosh [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► bikini got a Lambo Lambo 47 Lambos when [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► you were a teenager do you have a [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► supercar that you cared about you don't [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► yes cars now but we're myself what was [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► your supercar your teenage supercar [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► ah-64 TF Mustang over the first one X [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► count grown with the like some kind of [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► special thing or just terrier stock one [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► brownie interior pony interior how does [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► Merlyn know these things I thought that [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► he hated cars I wanted one so I want a [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► blue one with the hexagons and what was [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► it my dreams in my dreams your dreams [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► let me coop dude oh yeah Tudor yeah yeah [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► yeah I like lots of cars but at the time [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► that I had these desires that I couldn't [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► fulfill because money he had the [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► Maverick are the it was called the [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► Mustang - at the time oh it's the [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► long-standing fixed or repaired daily [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► Mustang which which kind of looked like [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► if somebody put tires on an 8-track the [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► Mustang 2 was a was a Pinto that had a [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► horse and a Pinto is a horse [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► hi meal involvement not troubling overly [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► am i right Ralph Nader john-john [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► Roderick what was I feel like I should [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► know this what was your teenage boy [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► dream car I did not go in for all the [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► the puffed up battalion sports things I [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► wanted a like the first year 1966 [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► Porsche 911 but it turns out I would [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► barely fit in one you'd have to take the [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► seed out begin and I could sit in the [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► back I have to take up the wheel and [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► manually manipulate the steering oh and [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► there might be someone in here that has [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► a Porsche who wants to argue with me [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► about whether or not I would fit in it [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► and I don't want to do that that's a [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► complete exaggeration you've fitted a [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► really good but I but there's part of me [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► that's still once one but yeah but all [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► those things have become all the things [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► that I loved that were four assholes [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► then are four bigger asshole Wow because [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► now they can get it yes like me I want [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► this big gym tomorrow like get it bring [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► it to me back then if you saved your [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► money it was conceivable that you could [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► get an old cool car but it's been [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► forever fixed like an mg you get [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► something or you get like a sprite you [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► could fix something I had a friend an [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► austin-healey sprite and was constantly [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► like fixing it up but like you know now [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► today you can get a fucking banana seat [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► bike on Amazon Prime my fingertips [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► assholes [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► I've been looks ever since my truck [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► caught on fire yeah which wasn't that [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► long ago [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► I fixed the truck I took it to my guy he [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► said he said it was gonna be expensive [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► to fix and I said I'm pot committed to [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► this thing it's whatever the cost [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► and so one just a bigger audience up to [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► date enough people are up to date on the [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► show you had you had your truck there [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► was a slight incendiary incident [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► something happened something happens you [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► know 99% of the time when an alternator [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► fails it fails to continue to charge it [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► stops alternating yeah one one in a [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► hundred times what happens is the [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► alternator just gets out of the way of [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► the electricity [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► oh it just says I'm Audi it's like see [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► you later and so 18 volts of pure [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► electricity goes right into everything [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► yeah and it caught it on fire and I put [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► it out with a with an old-fashioned fire [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► extinguisher that just shoots pure hate [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► at everything and as you know hate [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► extinguishes fire yes and paper jams oh [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► and so but now the windshield wipers are [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► always on living perfect with the song [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► in the radio the the the debt the the [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► instruments in the dash are one-by-one [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► blinking out the speedometer no longer [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► works well because all the all the mica [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► from the hate extinguisher went into [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► everything in a while so change that the [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► way they make extinguisher now you don't [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► get as much hate well now it's just it's [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► just a carbon dioxide it just it just it [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► just blankets it with rationality and [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► talks to fire out of it yeah yeah [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► alright bores the shit out of the phone [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► by your logic fire should be everywhere [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► the new logic patents a fire [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► extinguisher but I started looking for a [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► car because I felt like you know I owe [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► it to everyone to have a car that has [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► electricity clutches for you it's it's [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► for the well it's for you and it's for [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► my kid who every time she gets into the [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► car she's like why does your car smell [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► like the inside of a tank legacy and I [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► don't know how she learned how a tank [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► smells but I think it's you know kids [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► are reading weird books now at a young [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► age yeah I think yeah she was reading [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► and she was reading like she she gets [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► that out to visa how this tank smell she [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► and her friends were watching fury right [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► the recent Brad Pitt movie about tank [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► combat oh no one sight to see that bunch [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► of peaceniks in here [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► um problem man anyway so I so so she's [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► like why don't why do you why don't you [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► why this is why this is the thing we [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► have to be in for being on roads smell [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► like this yeah one why do these missions [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► though the smell was not detailed out to [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► your satisfaction even on repeat detail [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► yeah it's not that smell it's just it [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► was the normal smell of the vehicle that [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► smelled like naugahyde covered with [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► motor oil yeah which essentially that's [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► the smell of love that's the finish on [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► these boots that did you guys notice [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► that we're wearing the same boots we can [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► we access this out ahead of time [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► completely accidental when you are a man [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► of a certain age and you wear Doc [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► Martens it communicates that you are not [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► getting old gracefully [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► no forget you in future you know I love [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► the poor sizing of Doc Martens but it [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► like the convenience of a slip-on shoe [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► hi I feel like I get a little bit of a [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► fussy thing going I feel like I should [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► get a nice tight cuff little tight oh [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► good we're doing the pants material it's [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► like things in a trench coat it's never [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► not funny but so I wanna I want a car [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► and I want to get a good car but a [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► legacy I want a stylish car I don't want [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► to drive around in a fuckin old shitty [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► car like a Tercel or one of these new [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► cars people are like why don't you get [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► one of these cars that looks like a [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► Tonka truck and I'm like because I'm not [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► a fucking Fisher Price person you want [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► Honda cute boys you don't wanna hide a [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► cute boy don't get anything the texture [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► something with nuance like a brand [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► koozie something curvy and beautiful [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► that can easily catch on fire and then [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► put some face it's beautiful it's a [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► legacy somebody would communicate [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► something about me to the other drivers [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► namely get out of my way and this guy [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► looks like trouble [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► one of the great things about the truck [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► is not that people see you in the [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► rearview mirror and get out of your way [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► it's that people who are behind you that [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► want you to get out of their way [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► realize that they'd better leave you [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► alone oh boy yeah because it's like I [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► don't want to honk at this thing yeah [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► who knows what's who knows what's [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► driving that it's good I just on the [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► back bumper I have an NRA sticker and a [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► van Halen sticker this is like don't you [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► know don't you don't know which way to [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► go around this car new the new this is [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► kind of a Mimi thing of like you put one [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► sticker over the other like you know you [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► put your I kind of look like the same [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► van Halen sticker over in NR East [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► yeah you ever get people step to you [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► within your vehicle I want to get back [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► to your story but do you have do you [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► ever have to deal with people it's sort [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► of like you were like you never noticed [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► like on Muni and Bart you never see two [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► local denizens like fighting each other [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► they're all like a local denizen is [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► usually like hassling a normal like a [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► lady with a baby like I live in the [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► walls I'm wallpaper man and please just [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► let me have a life but like you never [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► see to people like go have each other I [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► kind of shave each other explain [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► football you know you never see that [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► kind of like I don't know what's going [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► on Aires made of gravy it's always there [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► always going after a normal do you ever [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► have to go up against another crazy [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► vehicle person for predominance the and [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► also the area's made of gravy for sure I [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► don't need a pass it's in my mind the [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► thing about a 1979 GMC Suburban is that [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► you are 100% invisible to 98% of the [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► people in the world they just don't see [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► it because it looks like it it looks [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► like being a 51 year old man well or [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► just it looks like oh I don't know a [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► truck that doesn't belong and so their [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► eyes just don't see it but razzle dazzle [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► in a way it's kind that's right yeah but [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► every seven days a 62 year old black man [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► will tip his hat as [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► bye and I'll be like the back at you sir [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► so there there's just a very small [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► demographic of people that are like nice [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► truck and I feel a real commune of a [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► fraternal community with them but I [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► never it's not like I ever pull over and [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► get out and say like I want to hang and [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► they don't run after a part of the code [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► right no it wouldn't I mean you just you [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► wouldn't always just say like after the [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► apocalypse you wouldn't you just say if [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► you want to get up in my castle no no I [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► think what you do is you want to share a [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► bucket reach down between your seat and [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► you pick up your fire extinguisher and [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► wave it back at [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► but so I wanna I want a car and I [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► decided that what I need to get is some [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► kind of you know I'm gonna get a Fernan [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► job because I'm not gonna get one of [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► these these these human look at Chrysler [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► like candidly his real youth simply [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► leaves every every reach-around stolen [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► Chrysler's I feel like I feel like the [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► truck industry right they've like pumped [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► everything's so pumped up everything's [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► got so many bulbous like fake muscles on [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► it but necessary diesel you got fenders [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► you got the extra wheels in the back [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► like you know what are you gonna do you [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► gonna put extra Bush light back there [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► like what come on stuff up front to like [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► the grills just look like it's just [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► looks like a face on top of a face and [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► so I decided oh I'm gonna get one of [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► these mercedes-benz mercedes-benz [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► because that says a different thing [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► about a man different thing but then you [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► look at them and there are two things [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► about them they're not cheap even when [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► they're used and also you know that [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► every quart of oil you buy has to be [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► Mercedes oil and it's 40 dollars before [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► say so but you're talking like an out of [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► warranty old ass not like you've got to [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► take it to the dealer kind of something [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► that has electricity but but like [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► alright but you know like something cool [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► anyway that's where I'm at right now but [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► I was I was hoping that this year was [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► gonna be like it one of these years [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► where I just made a bunch of money [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► everything happened and I said something [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► a person yeah and I'd settle free either [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► if I could buy like a car from 2012 I [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► would feel like I was really everything [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► was happening [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► singing sister and then I realized it [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► was it was still me that was gonna be [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► doing things and so whatever those [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► dreams of everything working out were [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► still they still had one problem [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► you you are not an option yeah right act [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► like you're your standard on every video [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► I was still gonna make I was still gonna [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► make every decision I would normally [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► make 18 oh man we don't get to fool [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► ourselves anymore it's fucking bullshit [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► it's brutal yeah so you got castles you [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► got cars you got buckets I don't know [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► two people who've never listened to the [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► show this happens on the recordings oh [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► just did I do so much editing on the [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► show you never notice he does do a lot [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► of it oh you've got a this yeah the one [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► thing that I can't that I can't do on [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► the show let my Jesse thorn pocket [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► square yes no one just thorn you I can't [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► notice things about you on the show and [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► I'm noticing that you have a like am [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► watch mode Aaron like everything else [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► about you could have just fallen out of [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► out of somebody's like falling out of [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► like unsuccessful gay porn from the [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► early age or like the the the page of [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► the Sears catalog for cool dads and then [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► from like 80 from 1980 but they're [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► looking at this watch that's just like [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► it's like r2d2 yeah yeah not not as [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► funny after you you have it for a while [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► everybody cares nothing important to do [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► is it it is it mining bit crown you need [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► more focus in your life I don't know I [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► have a lot of problems [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► this is funny to you how Jesus Christ is [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► it Syrian you talk to it can you say so [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► you say watch me watch me this is great [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► it looks good let's do it let's hear it [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► what time is it what did it say who is [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► John roderick john roderick would you [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► like to ask john roderick would you like [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► to split a bucket [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► nothing yet [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► I think it's still mining Bitcoin there [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► is a text here from a friend that says [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► there are a couple of total john [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► roderick dream girls in my Zumba class [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► no photo short curly hair nose mossad [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► combat boots did you say nose mossad [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► vegetable cabrera is really martial art [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► my god this episode of roderick on the [TS]

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00:52:34 ◼   ► Roderick on the line and all the great [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► ships what you're unfolding this piece [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► papers this our contract does it say how [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► long we have to do this show forever ah [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► let's move on to the next portion of the [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► program which is some new bullshit we're [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► making up I went on the internet earlier [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► today and we should also warn people we [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► will probably take questions from the [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► audience after this hangout afterwards [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► do not hang out much because you're all [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► fucking gonna make me sick and I have to [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► go home I have a podcast record in the [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► morning and I still haven't taken my [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► sleeping pill yeah don't talk or breathe [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► on Merlin don't get close just way out [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► know your being here is plenty but you [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► can talk to me I'll stick around [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► yeah but we're also gonna take question [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► on my behalf I went on the internet this [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► afternoon and I said to us as people [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► that says I said Generation supertrain [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► is there a topic from Roderick on the [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► line for which you'd like to hear John [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► Roderick provide an update 98 percent of [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► them said GMC RV I bet Jim CRV is on the [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► list all right we have not prepared we [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► unless you've seen some of this listener [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► Sean in of Seattle [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► we're like safar he says his the thing [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► the thing about Jews listener Sean n [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► Sean in from Seattle asks what's the [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► thing about junina there's no what's [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► just the thing about Jews I think he [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► wants you to follow up on the thing [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► about Jesus what you want to do I think [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► another question cuz I do this did I do [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► something that I do bits on Jews that [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► doesn't seem like me you know I'm a [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► Judea file and that's a that's difficult [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► to say I don't think they like to be [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► filed [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► they enlists do not turn off soon [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► listener John not this John listener [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► John and many other people let's be [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► honest currents that if you want to say [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► in as much as you're comfortable and [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► legally obligated to say what is the [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► current status of the GMC RP the GMC RV [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► is under a tarp because out of respect [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► it's under a tarp because we're in the [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► rainy season in Seattle and it is easier [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► to de tarp if I it when I want when [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► there's a sunny day than it is to [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► dehumidifier it I like the way it smells [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► yeah well I know it smells great but [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► it's just like if it if it sits in the [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► rain for two-and-a-half miles then you [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► have that it's kind of like grandma's [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► old Underpants and look magazines you [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► know you want to flip through them but [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► not a lot I do not know no but mildew is [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► that ablest mildew it's it's it's got a [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► certain moist you're doing the [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► international symbol of I love this wine [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► oh it's guys there's so many things [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► going on its own there's a lot of [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► complexity in the mouthfeel I'm making [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► that effluvium thing you're never [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► supposed to just snort the chemicals [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► you're supposed to get in a flu VM right [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► right a flu viim yeah [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► RV is that a good RV a nice RV feels it [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► should smell like things are wet that [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► the exhaust is routed through the [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► dashboard [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► it should smell like someone's been [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► living there for a year with a cat like [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► it should smell like you've been frying [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► fish in there since the 70s like all [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► these things mix together to get this [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► like odor RV and you know mine has that [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► of course like it's like I have to do is [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► smell the curtains and you get the whole [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► experience but I just don't want their [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► tunes are very rustic yeah there's an [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► example this is original curtains and [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► the thing about the RV is it has [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► curtains and louvers so you can really [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► exclude the outside world but you know [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► the back window is this if it's like [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► scenic picture window you can back up on [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► you can go on the Pacific Coast Highway [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► back up to one of those cliffs and wake [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► up in the morning to the to the breakers [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► and the seagulls and the oil derricks [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► out there just leaking into the sea and [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► the smell that's curtains but uh but I [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► carped it it's in the backyard the [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► problem was I drove it around the block [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► in preparation to back it in because it [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► was parked like this and I needed to go [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► around the block in order to have the [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► right angle to back it into its spot in [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► front of the barn to be tarped also does [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► a kind of a good idea to get all the [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► things in motion one last time's right [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► so doesn't all just kind of freeze up in [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► the same place forever and 300 yards [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► from its from its eventual berth in [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► drydock everything shut down the power [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► went off the engine quit and I was like [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► I didn't have enough forward momentum to [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► just roll up to the house I was like I [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► was not even a block away and I had to [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► call triple-a who had to come they don't [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► like that they like being called in [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► their biggest wrecker and it's one of [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► those records that has that has more [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► more like rollers and flashing lights [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► and spotlights on the side than the than [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► the main shipping as you can't turn off [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► it just looks like the Close Encounters [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► ship as it turns upside down it's just [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► like lights everywhere and all that [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► neighbors came out to see what was going [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► on and that and the wrecker was blocking [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► the tow truck so the one neighbor that [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► really needs his mail was really upset [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► and I kept saying it the when the mail [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► truck gets here I'm gonna explain [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► to the mailman and he was pacing and [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► then so I had to I couldn't even monitor [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► the towing I know you didn't crowd [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► manage I had to be in the back like [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► everything's fine everyone it's cool [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► don't worry I'm looking for the postman [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► and then I saw the the the mailman [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► coming from a half a mile away and had [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► to watch as he stopped at each mailbox [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► which is what they do [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► yeah like this this slow motion [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► anticipation of this was their concern [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► that he would just go around it this guy [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► was pacing I'm not getting out of this [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► he didn't want to talk to the guy and so [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► it's just as like slow-mo thing of like [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► come on I just got a 30-second thing I [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► need to tell you about this guy's mail [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► and he's just like and he's taking his [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► time he's sorting through all the [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► circulars he's put in the safe way he [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► knows what he's doing neighbors upset [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► but he doesn't have to be the one to [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► talk about him the time the tow truck [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► guy and this guy over here with this [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► yeah and so fun but finally the tow [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► truck guy backed it into the to the in [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► front of the barn I tarped it and what [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► it is right now is a problem for the [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► future yeah what I think it's an [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► opportunity what I like to LeDoux as I [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► walk past it and I go March problem [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► mm-hmm that's a problem for March and [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► when March arrives it's gonna have come [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► a lot sooner than I expect I love the [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► item want to take you off this I love [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► the idea of the March problem it's a [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► March problem oh that's a March problem [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► yeah that is not a November problem it [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► is not a anywh a problem itself March [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► jesus take the wheel I'm not gonna think [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► about this for two months it's just yeah [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► when it's time it might be time I'm not [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► saying it's an August problem no no not [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► that good and the thing about King [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► Neptune I'm still King Neptune yes till [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► June with all rights therein - that's [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► right and and that's a June problem when [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► I get that's it like it this is a venti [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► I'm me I'm not I'm not blowing smoke up [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► your skirt this is a good thought [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► technology the March problem you've [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► already you've got it you figure out [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► where the problem goes you've got you [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► guys got a little Filofax for where it's [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► gonna go for for your calendar and when [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► March come not today not today like [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► Addie [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► like at one of those [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► like at one of those [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► railroad crossing things yeah the the [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► Bell starts sounding and the lights [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► start flashing a long time before the [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► arm drops yeah and you know that's [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► that's basically how you approach a [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► March problem like yellow light yellow [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► light March evening and there's March [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► and are you gonna get there before the [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► beginning you just before March is done [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► I feel like the reason it's a March [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► problem is that you get your RV ready in [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► March for what is ultimately your April [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► adventure so you're getting your March [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► problems are really your April [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► adventures it's just like your much pop [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► your April adventure yeah you're you're [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► you're you're May flowers bring June [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► showers or whatever it is yeah your [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► March problems are April adventures and [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► you need to you know it's all got its [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► its dominoes all the way down right yes [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► doesn't affect it's yeah right because [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► your April your April adventures yes are [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► your May gratifications but you can [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► still have April problems [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► you can have May adventures if you're [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► gonna have a and I have January problems [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a lot of [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► my March problems come from being like [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► November probably yeah I think I keep [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► thinking about is just even more like [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► I'm not a car guy I'm not a transit guy [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► I'm not a person who likes motion but [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► like I just keep coming back to the [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► fuckin clubhouse clubhouse like it wants [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► to be a clubhouse but like so that the [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► moisture and the distinctive odor does [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► that come from like one big hole or from [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► a million tiny cracks so a lot of the [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► thing about think about an RV is it's [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► too it's too long to handle torsion oh [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► it's an engineering problem yeah so when [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► you when you make a thing this long and [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► then you put it on the road where it's [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► going both up and down and side to side [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► it's got twisting forces it's like a [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► subway six-foot sub like there's gonna [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► be some turning and there's gonna be [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► motion it's a material science problem [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► there's just nothing that is flexible [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► and also sturdy extend [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► or perhaps somebody in here without 3d [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► printers going of the I beg to differ I [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► have I have created a polliver [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► but in yeah the 3d printing community [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► they're the worst in 1977 when this [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► thing was built out of used Corvette [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► parts what they did was they just like [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► zipped it together like you would an [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► IKEA thing alright but they had they had [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► like rubber covers yeah [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► and so everything everything that one [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► 1978 no one's it from like 77 77 it's as [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► old as Star Wars yeah I bet they never a [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► god bless them the people in that [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► community I don't think they ever [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► intended that thing to still be around [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► now though they did that cave people [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► they're all aeronautical but the AGM or [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► as I like to call them go-go-go monkeys [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► let's just take the temperature of the [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► room how many people in here were born [TS]

01:03:14 ◼   ► before 1977 that is a very small [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► proportion of the people in here just [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► for comparison's sake how many people [TS]

01:03:23 ◼   ► were born after 1977 [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► [Applause] [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► so this GMC RV is sweet my daughter said [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► you know do you know anyone who's older [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► than you I've met people who are living [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► that other than me I've got I've got a [TS]

01:03:44 ◼   ► friend who's over 55 this thing is this [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► it's the equivalent of a Bugatti to us [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► like how the hell how do you keep and [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► keep this thing on the road but yeah but [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► so all the little every time that [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► someone at GM drilled a hole into that [TS]

01:04:00 ◼   ► fiberglass in order to put a light or a [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► mirror or a piece of chrome or a antenna [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► or anything yeah every one of those [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► things is now thinking to itself I'd [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► like to just wither and turn into a hole [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► rather than be a sealed like it's it's [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► as you get older your sphincter just [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► gets yes [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► you know what also but it's also a [TS]

01:04:23 ◼   ► torsion because because torsion would [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► there's two things that every engineer [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► knows about torsion it's cool and it's [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► patient right so that's the thing about [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► torsion torch and everything seems to be [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► fine everything's copacetic everything's [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► planning on Fletch it it's not like [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► studs or shooting out of the wall right [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► like it's gonna be very subtle it's [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► gonna be a little bit of what give me [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► some airplane motions you got Hugh you [TS]

01:04:46 ◼   ► got cry [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► yeah he got ya geeky and holiday right [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► right you got Yanni yo D you got yoni in [TS]

01:05:00 ◼   ► lingo lingo that's right guy yeah the [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► guy yeah all the different ways that a [TS]

01:05:04 ◼   ► plane can move in space some of them are [TS]

01:05:06 ◼   ► in all three of the dimensions and [TS]

01:05:08 ◼   ► that's a lot like what happens with the [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► the materials problem of a GMC RV it's [TS]

01:05:14 ◼   ► very very long right and so but the [TS]

01:05:16 ◼   ► stresses are gonna be very subtle right [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► in patient well like maybe by the time [TS]

01:05:20 ◼   ► of Empire Strikes Back everything was [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► still really great you get up to the [TS]

01:05:23 ◼   ► time of Return of the Jedi some of the [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► studs are getting a little bit curious [TS]