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0:00:05the incomparable podcast number 81

0:00:09Morris went well

0:00:12this is the uncomfortable number 81 and

0:00:16originally we were going to do something

0:00:17that wasn't related to our last two

0:00:19episodes the incomparable movie draft

0:00:21but instead the the response has been so

0:00:24amazing and also we wanted to fill

0:00:27another episode that we're back for part

0:00:293 of two of the tamil movie draft get

0:00:33enough this is the aftermath edition and

0:00:35we're going to be covering a bunch of

0:00:38ground we've got some we've got the

0:00:40specifics if you didn't read it on the

0:00:42web of when all the screenings of our

0:00:45fictional film festival will be taking

0:00:47place we're going we have some of your

0:00:49feedback you actually many of you voted

0:00:52on which days you would like to buy a

0:00:55ticket for so we'll get into that and

0:00:57and we've also got a couple of

0:01:00participants on the incomparable panel

0:01:02who were not here for the draft who are

0:01:04going to share their thoughts about the

0:01:06draft or why they couldn't make it in

0:01:08the case of one it's a horrible story

0:01:11that I can't wait here so let me explain

0:01:14why are we here yeah we're here to here

0:01:17to fill in episode episode 81 day and

0:01:19this is why so so that Voice you heard

0:01:21is dan morgan & morgan was a participant

0:01:23of the podcast in the movie draft and

0:01:26he's here again because he is

0:01:27contractually obligated to appear hi dan

0:01:29I just and I've mrs. any movies I've

0:01:32been drinking heavily I hope that's okay

0:01:34I i recommend it in fact i'm taking off

0:01:36you if you want to skype identity is

0:01:38also here hi Scott

0:01:40hello it's good to have you here again

0:01:42and it my pleasure another movie drafter

0:01:45serenity Caldwell is here

0:01:46hi hello it's good to have you as well

0:01:49it is good to be here I think Steve

0:01:52let's also here also a movie drafter hi

0:01:54Steve

0:01:55good evening to you sir good evening we

0:01:58don't have Glenn or John ah Glenn darned

0:02:03yeah Glen is that is watching German

0:02:06filled with less negativity everything

0:02:07you have less breathing yeah but Leonard

0:02:11Darth Vader you actually have traded

0:02:13them in for greatness

0:02:15hi Greg who's understudy mi your

0:02:19Syracuse's and you get to remember Linda

0:02:21God's about the important

0:02:23and lex friedman I guess you get to

0:02:29breathe heavily thank you i look forward

0:02:32to doing it though

0:02:33breathing is good to keep you alive uh

0:02:35let's uh let's get started with before

0:02:38we get into some of the other details i

0:02:40want to go through i asked everybody to

0:02:42put together a list of the running time

0:02:45they sort of the the showtimes for their

0:02:47days of the film festival and I put a

0:02:51very bare-bones version of this in the

0:02:53poll that we ran last week asking people

0:02:55to buy either vote for up to three or

0:02:58just check the box for buying a

0:02:59week-long pass for the for the fake film

0:03:02festival of ours and actually turned out

0:03:04that several people did a little bit

0:03:06more than I asked which was great and I

0:03:09didn't put it in because I didn't want

0:03:11to I didn't want to go back and get

0:03:12everybody that to do that same level of

0:03:14high quality especially for Steve Steve

0:03:17you just you just wanted to sink me in

0:03:18the bike is excited and I succeeded

0:03:20uh that's so so I don't maybe you should

0:03:23announce the results of the poll just so

0:03:25those who failed to vote for my day can

0:03:27see what they actually are missing out

0:03:29well so i'm gonna i'm gonna read the

0:03:31days and then i will announce the

0:03:32results the pole so so serenity Caldwell

0:03:35your three-part theme today begins with

0:03:38flights of fancy you have at noon the

0:03:40rocketeer followed by a 2pm metropolis

0:03:43then the screwball dining extravaganza

0:03:46dinner included is at 5pm that's

0:03:49bringing up baby and then there we have

0:03:51the fakery double feature

0:03:53there will be no intermission f for fake

0:03:55at seven-thirty followed by the brothers

0:03:57bloom at 9pm what are you selling my

0:04:00chin on the way to go along with

0:04:02bringing up baby

0:04:03I'm not leopard that's for sure home

0:04:05feel you can do that in idaho you not

0:04:07like him cutlet yeah exactly is that

0:04:11that that is very nice

0:04:13Glenn fleischmann did not submit a

0:04:17running club so I so I chose I chose

0:04:21this and i'm gonna kick off with his

0:04:23strongest performer at 2pm funny bones

0:04:25with jerry lewis and oliver platt funny

0:04:27bones 22 @ for brother from another

0:04:30planet at six wings of desire at eight

0:04:34Blade Runner and at ten there

0:04:36can only be one ten o'clock showing and

0:04:38it is hi lander was afterwards everybody

0:04:42except one person the audience kills

0:04:43themselves another guy laughed at Ted

0:04:47going on what's going on oh yeah I'm

0:04:50it's got a Scot McMillan t you have

0:04:53monty python and the holy grail at noon

0:04:55kicking it off little lunch bring a

0:04:56sandwich 2pm the hudsucker proxy or PM

0:05:00the iron giant little matinee for the

0:05:03kids you know for kids that way that's a

0:05:052 6pm forbidden planet at 8pm star trek

0:05:10to the wrath of khan and at 10pm a

0:05:12second showing of star trek to to

0:05:14accommodate all those who couldn't get

0:05:15into the theater for the first show

0:05:17where you know the only thing better

0:05:19than Star Trek two is two viewings of

0:05:21Star Trek I was just relieved the star

0:05:22trek 31 on afterward

0:05:24oh well at the dance today that we had a

0:05:27bad idea Steve lots

0:05:30yes you have on your day at 1pm

0:05:33processional invocation welcome address

0:05:36and the airing of grievances you know

0:05:38i'm all about to formality

0:05:40yes I know that about you at one 10pm so

0:05:44that all that takes 10 minutes about

0:05:45that one 10pm a short subject it is the

0:05:48incomparable podcast presents the

0:05:50Phantom Empire chapter 5 verse that's

0:05:52great way

0:05:53yeah it is and for those of you out

0:05:54there who haven't haven't seen it

0:05:56we did actually do a rifftrax style

0:05:59mystery science theater style riff on

0:06:02this ridiculous short starring Gene

0:06:05Autry TV cowboy and you can find it and

0:06:07and or you can come to steves day and

0:06:10you'll see it goes really well with our

0:06:11nice Pinot Noir does it's a nice pairing

0:06:13at 130pm after the income podcast

0:06:17presents the Phantom Empire chapter 5 we

0:06:18have babe rated you at 30 2 p.m. after

0:06:24babe immediately ends because he's timed

0:06:26to the minute 90 minutes

0:06:28mcribs and bacon martinis will be served

0:06:30on the mezzanine following following the

0:06:32showing of babe

0:06:33so the snacking snack and social for the

0:06:35big movie you can have said it's also

0:06:37good preparation for what comes next

0:06:39also making martinis what is in a bacon

0:06:42martini besides vodka and bacon bacon

0:06:44vodka and

0:06:45bacon but whisper for move as we used to

0:06:49say where you lean over the glass and

0:06:50you go all right fair okay and 320 then

0:06:56you go back into the theater for Dawn of

0:06:57the Dead at five-thirty p.m. there's a

0:07:01break for dinner

0:07:02the theater will be hosed down and

0:07:04disinfected haggis and breath mints will

0:07:06be available for purchase in lobby at

0:07:106pm the breakfast club at seven thirty

0:07:135pm the former brac brat pack members

0:07:17convene and serve popcorn in the theater

0:07:20while discussing all their many

0:07:22independent projects that they are

0:07:24currently involved with I and five

0:07:27minutes later alien will be shown at 940

0:07:32p.m. chest brewskis unwind with a

0:07:36delicious red loggers served in a

0:07:38whimsical beer bong shaped like an alien

0:07:40facehugger this is the minute i wrote

0:07:43that i felt i really needed to go out

0:07:45and actually make one of those there has

0:07:48somebody has to have mine was at some

0:07:50point at 10pm Caddyshack and at

0:07:53eleven-forty p.m.

0:07:55farewell and thanks recessional and

0:07:57complimentary delousing always important

0:07:59yes John Syracuse's day at the theater

0:08:02is 10am the game 1230pm the Godfather

0:08:08you see it starts early with it on

0:08:09because you can't just leave a note for

0:08:10the record that the game is surrounded

0:08:12by seven and fight club and he picked

0:08:15that Fincher movie

0:08:17yeah interesting choices yeah I don't

0:08:21like seven but anyway 1230pm The

0:08:24Godfather 330am Godfather Part 2 7pm

0:08:28kill bill and at 11pm if you can just

0:08:32stay awake

0:08:34the empire strikes back you could never

0:08:36fall asleep during the Empire Strikes

0:08:38haven't heard of that movie

0:08:40no you got us a way to get to it I

0:08:42haven't seen that movie

0:08:43well damn Orangemen your day begins at

0:08:48noon with rear window as it should a

0:08:51classic at two-thirty we move ahead in

0:08:53time to lawrence of arabia

0:08:57did you know damn that your movies are

0:08:58in chronological order I did you know I

0:09:00i tried to organize them sort of

0:09:01thematically and then I put them down i

0:09:03realized i'm actually ending up in

0:09:04chronological order but i think that is

0:09:06the way to watch them so Lawrence of

0:09:07Arabia there will be an intermission

0:09:08there because that is very long will be

0:09:10at 7pm Butch Cassidy and the Sundance

0:09:12Kid at 9pm raiders of the lost ark and a

0:09:16little black comedy at 11pm grosse

0:09:18pointe blank just to wind it down yeah

0:09:21professional killer you get dental with

0:09:24that my day begins at 1pm with the

0:09:26princess bride 3pm you'll see groundhog

0:09:29day at 5pm Apollo 13 @ 7 45 this is

0:09:33spinal tap running the plant prime slot

0:09:36there and at nine-thirty p.m. goodfellas

0:09:39martin scorsese's movie before he made

0:09:41movies about kids and clocks your day

0:09:44Jason this is the only day where i have

0:09:46already seen all the movies and vow

0:09:48well now I feel bad for four damn so

0:09:52that's so here is how you voted

0:09:56I rr8 place and yes there were only

0:10:00seven contestants but our eighth place

0:10:02winner

0:10:03it's an honor just to finish it placed

0:10:05is Steve Lutz yay essentially tile i get

0:10:11my gold medal now one vote away from

0:10:13Glen fleischmann who placed seventh

0:10:15probably you will die i agree i should

0:10:19vote just tell you with Glenn serenity

0:10:23Caldwell you are in sixth place the

0:10:28week-long pass buying all seven so in a

0:10:30way all of you finished in over here way

0:10:35that doesn't involve you're going to

0:10:36make long pass

0:10:37that's right Scott McNulty and score

0:10:39increase place with 32 votes received by

0:10:42Scott McNulty fourth place third place

0:10:44dan more'n well done 38 votes thank you

0:10:47i'm just happy to see that's got really

0:10:49uh despite being so close

0:10:51horribly crippled by having to pick last

0:10:53in every round I placed second with 50

0:10:55votes and of course you know John

0:10:58siracusa one so he doesn't even need to

0:11:00be here to take a victory lap he's just

0:11:01jealous because you just write a Perl

0:11:03script that voted for himself

0:11:04that's probably what happened anyway so

0:11:07John syracuse it was the was the winner

0:11:09by me and then Dan that so close to a

0:11:13place on the podium

0:11:14yeah I know nobody remembers the fourth

0:11:16place nope it was got my Courvoisier it

0:11:19seems that he's got magic

0:11:21alright thank you so that that is so

0:11:23thank you everybody for voting and that

0:11:25is our are wrapping up our tour of the

0:11:27of the days of this fake film festival

0:11:30know somebody actually wrote in and said

0:11:32that they really wish this would be a a

0:11:36real film festival i'm trying to find

0:11:38the I got it down here it's listener

0:11:40Adam will call him little listen Adam he

0:11:42said he it saddens me deeply that you

0:11:44won't be hosting an actual film festival

0:11:46make it happen he recommends the Alamo

0:11:49drop drafthouse in austin texas they

0:11:51love all going to austin texas so trip

0:11:54we need to tell Adam a particular date

0:11:56and tell them to be there just all by

0:11:59himself that he's the one guy later

0:12:01Islanders over we've got we got some

0:12:05other comments that i guess i'll go

0:12:06through now guy English not a pseudonym

0:12:10although it sounds like a fake name and

0:12:12this is a friend of dan morons in fact

0:12:14who and noted supernatural efficiency is

0:12:18a family that's Mike that he was my

0:12:20mentor to anything he says immediately

0:12:22sir I guess you should say yeah so he

0:12:24wrote error and Sarah sure this is what

0:12:27he said he said he's a gattaca big fish

0:12:29Dog Day Afternoon do the right thing

0:12:31it's like I win without being even even

0:12:33being invited you all stink too which i

0:12:36pointed out that he only picked for

0:12:38therefore he lost and so he backed off

0:12:40and Jason to be fair he's canadian so

0:12:42that was a metric so actually send an

0:12:44alternate list so this guy's alternate

0:12:46list blood in blood out

0:12:47The Godfather Part 3 the transformers

0:12:50with Orson Welles run away with Tom

0:12:54Selleck so IMO swims like transformers

0:12:59with Orson Welles that's the last

0:13:00performance and Leonard Nimoy I believe

0:13:02isn't kiss singer gene simmons and in

0:13:05runaway to why yes he is and he's quite

0:13:07good in it mm well we'll see that a

0:13:09guy's day of his own imaginary Canadian

0:13:11festival so this unlike our imaginary

0:13:14America

0:13:15it will be followed immediately by a

0:13:17supernatural marathon I make it a

0:13:19personal policy has to go to anything

0:13:21called guys Day Guys Day dudes day but

0:13:25he's an English guy languished mr. Aaron

0:13:28throughout clockwork orange casablanca

0:13:31Annie Hall memento and young

0:13:33frankenstein i was actually a little

0:13:35surprised that no Brooks didn't get more

0:13:38love in the in the draft but he didn't

0:13:41listen to john not john siracusa

0:13:45although he says I war is i think i give

0:13:47the title of the film festival champion

0:13:49to John siracusa wait a second that's

0:13:51actually be awfully suspect me said he

0:13:54said Jones list is just patting us on

0:13:55but he says it's a toss up with blank

0:13:57baby with Scott McNulty himself haha

0:14:00look at that where you up but in the end

0:14:02he gave it to himself because this is

0:14:04the smoke screens just see what this all

0:14:06the fake twitter ID listener and

0:14:09actually gave a rare compliment to glen

0:14:11saying another deserve asserting that

0:14:15possible at discerning film choice with

0:14:16brother from another planet just saw it

0:14:18again this weekend

0:14:20Steve you saw funny bones didn't you

0:14:23indeed I did

0:14:25can you give us a little bit of a report

0:14:27on that I I kind of heavy breathing I

0:14:32kind of don't want to because I i got it

0:14:35from netflix and was shocked to find

0:14:37that there was a brief wait which means

0:14:41that Glenn probably had it

0:14:43that's the power of the incomparable a

0:14:45tail end when you listen to this podcast

0:14:47remember i'm barely on it so when you

0:14:49kill everybody else

0:14:51skip me if it could not have been the

0:14:55uncomfortable because i actually I put

0:14:57it on my cue prior to the airing of the

0:14:59second half alright so they're just

0:15:01there was consensus stay ahead of the

0:15:03rush it was absolutely glad anyway once

0:15:06he sent it back

0:15:07it did arrive in the mail and and I was

0:15:10really hoping that it was going to be

0:15:11awful

0:15:12yeah unfortunately I have to report they

0:15:15were just going to have to tweak gland

0:15:16on all the usual levels and leave funny

0:15:18bones off because i actually thought it

0:15:20was pretty good right

0:15:21I was surprised i don't want to go into

0:15:23too much detail about it because I think

0:15:24part of the reason i enjoyed it so much

0:15:27is it's very unique

0:15:29I've never really quite seen another

0:15:30film like it and and and i think part of

0:15:34the joy of that was having not heard a

0:15:37single thing about it and also the fact

0:15:39that I expected it to be absolutely

0:15:40awful yeah yeah I mean that even Glenn

0:15:43all he could really say about it was

0:15:44Jerry Lewis's in it and I'm an enemy's

0:15:48film Jerry Lewis tells terrible jokes

0:15:50huh

0:15:51so and then I saw those guys think we

0:15:53should from every other Jerry Lewis film

0:15:54exactly that's the question right and

0:15:57then I saw the the DVD cover which is

0:15:59which adds to the sensation that it's a

0:16:03complete stink bomb

0:16:04I mean it's just I think Oliver Platt

0:16:05walking in one way and Jerry Lewis

0:16:08turned around walking the other way and

0:16:10it looks it looks not so good but yeah I

0:16:15watched it has the words Amy on it and

0:16:17it wasn't really say me although it did

0:16:19have clowns which if you're the type of

0:16:21person that shiz from clouds as I am I

0:16:24you know I i continue to watch it

0:16:27because because I was just shocked I was

0:16:31in shock

0:16:32having witnessed the first clown and so

0:16:33I watch the rest of the film unable to

0:16:35actually turn the thing off but so it's

0:16:37unique and pretty good

0:16:39you said it was unique and a and not all

0:16:42that funny

0:16:43actually that's perhaps the one thing

0:16:45that I that I can say that sort of

0:16:47negative about it is it's it's sort of

0:16:50like it reminds me a little bit of you

0:16:51remember of studio 60 yes when when we

0:16:57were repeatedly told that was a danny

0:17:00trip to see the writer was the red can

0:17:04tell

0:17:04no matter Danny Danny is Magic Eraser

0:17:07Matt ok sir we did we were told that he

0:17:09is this you know super genius and he's

0:17:11absolutely hilarious and then what we

0:17:12get is what Gilbert and Sullivan cold

0:17:14open

0:17:15yes that that wasn't even funny for

0:17:18Gilbert and Sullivan is just wasn't

0:17:20funny

0:17:20yeah and and disagree yeah and and a lot

0:17:25of that is a is present and funny bones

0:17:27where you know we keep being told that

0:17:29these guys are absolutely hilarious and

0:17:31then we see their routines and it's

0:17:32something other than malaria mean

0:17:35there's a there's a bit with the with

0:17:37lee evans where he's basically miming

0:17:41what's going on on the radio

0:17:42in this extremely frenetic fashion and

0:17:45technically you could you look at it and

0:17:47you appreciate it because you know he's

0:17:49really doing a great job of acting it

0:17:52out but it's not actually funny and

0:17:54you're watching this crowd laughs

0:17:55uproariously as though they as they

0:17:57think it's the funniest thing I've ever

0:17:58seen and yet it's just it's just not

0:18:00happening so i wouldn't watch it for

0:18:03humor sake but it's a very interesting

0:18:05film and I think I i probably will watch

0:18:08it again before i send it back just so i

0:18:10can get a better feel for what I really

0:18:12think about it but it's definitely worth

0:18:14a watch I I wouldn't put it in my top

0:18:15five certainly but as far as additional

0:18:20ways with which I can abuse Glenn I'm

0:18:23gonna have to buy off how does it

0:18:26compare to highlander I've never got

0:18:29around to see highlights eating

0:18:30highlander I have to and now you're

0:18:31missing out

0:18:32are there bones I there are there is

0:18:36mention of of bones of the funny variety

0:18:38free ok Lois you said it was very funny

0:18:41and it's like it's in the title so right

0:18:43right and jerry lewis is not he's he's

0:18:46basically just present in a variety of

0:18:48scenes so I would expect that differing

0:18:50the funny question up quite a bit but it

0:18:52doesn't

0:18:53okay thank you for that report that's

0:18:55our that's our own film Glenn Glenn film

0:18:58correspondent Steve reporting back about

0:19:02funny bones we've done some

0:19:03reconnoitering but you didn't watch any

0:19:07German films did you I did not I did not

0:19:09watch her schlechter Meckler fracture or

0:19:11whatever it is it's talking about right

0:19:14I although i was going to give wings of

0:19:16desire a shot at so yeah that's because

0:19:19i have heard good things about that from

0:19:20other sources but yeah funny bones was

0:19:23pretty good i would i would recommend it

0:19:25i would recommend at least giving it a

0:19:26shot because it is very it was

0:19:29entertaining and it was it was

0:19:31definitely different

0:19:32alright uh sort of like Glenn if getting

0:19:37back to the getting back to the the

0:19:39listener feedback mr. David have a

0:19:42compliment for me just praising the Conn

0:19:45Conn Conn Conn four-way pun it was right

0:19:49there and I took it but I'm glad that it

0:19:51made your morning

0:19:52listen to David you're welcome you

0:19:55contact resistance

0:19:56oh my god listener dan all via I believe

0:20:01not Dan Morgan but listener dan said he

0:20:05just finished part 2 of the draft the

0:20:07excellent work some people didn't do

0:20:08that before writing in and he said he'd

0:20:10buy a ticket for John siracusa so dan

0:20:13you've been betrayed by one of your own

0:20:14dance I that's actually me that's not

0:20:18very awkward

0:20:20this is the problem when Dan friend Anna

0:20:23lose out on empire strikes back

0:20:25mr. Adam and Steve and I interacted with

0:20:28listen around him on Twitter over this

0:20:29he said how much would it cost to have

0:20:31the cast come to my house and say eat it

0:20:33snow to dance of the reed flutes and it

0:20:37turns out he was good he turns out he he

0:20:39lives in wisconsin and Steve and Adam

0:20:42are negotiating how much beer and cheese

0:20:44has to be involved for Steve Dakota it's

0:20:46right that wasn't a request to dud free

0:20:49rein to Bernie Brewers slide for the

0:20:51second hour and then all the needed she

0:20:53you can you can eat as much eating as

0:20:55possible listener William tossed in his

0:20:58pics forrest gump Schindler's List it's

0:21:02a contrast was almost famous brings

0:21:04together which is a good 1i level almost

0:21:06famous raiders of the lost ark which of

0:21:08course we picked so that doesn't you

0:21:09don't get that one and rango

0:21:11oscar-winner rango mr. Tom made his pics

0:21:16local hero before sunset

0:21:18nautica which of course John can pick

0:21:21because he doesn't pick me as miyazaki

0:21:22movies because he loves them too much to

0:21:24pick them drawers and the usual suspects

0:21:27at once mr. Dillon repeatedly begged

0:21:32that somebody picked Jurassic Park even

0:21:37sorry haha and and premature listeners

0:21:41stanley road and after listening to

0:21:43episode 79 and said how can you folks

0:21:46talk about the funniest movies and not

0:21:49mention mahdi python wait for it wait

0:21:53for it

0:21:54we hope you're happy now that you are no

0:21:56longer premature listener Stanley it's

0:21:59oh so now Greg Lex you you did not

0:22:03participate in the original podcast and

0:22:05Greg that's true

0:22:06Greg made many threats before the

0:22:07podcast is if Star Wars wasn't picked it

0:22:10wasn't yes and we'll get to gregs

0:22:12picture mode but Lex I wanted to start

0:22:14with you lets you were scheduled in fact

0:22:16anybody who has not listened to the

0:22:18after dark

0:22:19for our episode that's upsetting than 80

0:22:21should because I it's actually really

0:22:23funny and we and we mentioned lots of

0:22:25movies that were on our list that we

0:22:26didn't pick but you'll also hear all of

0:22:29our attempts to include Lex when we was

0:22:33very sweet thought he was going to be

0:22:35there and Steve did a prospector voice

0:22:37and we were gonna end result on the

0:22:38elevator and then and then let's never

0:22:40came so now let's explain to me where

0:22:43you were going to be on the podcast and

0:22:44then and then it turned out at the last

0:22:46minute that you couldn't

0:22:47why was that nobody put on their list

0:22:50the exorcist or what I considered it but

0:22:55they're there is a scene that involves

0:22:57copious amounts of vomit and i would say

0:23:00that the the five-year-old in my home

0:23:02vastly exceeded the quantities of homage

0:23:04shown in that film all and so we're

0:23:07drafting movies that the I you know it's

0:23:09over i'm literally putting putting her

0:23:11to sleep and saying okay I'm gonna go

0:23:13i'm getting ready now to start no I'm

0:23:15sure she'd been asleep for a couple

0:23:16hours because this it was your time not

0:23:18my time and is so but she's been asleep

0:23:21i'm checking on her like okay I'm I'm

0:23:22now going to go in and do this podcast

0:23:24and right as I going to check on her she

0:23:26wakes up and starts throwing up

0:23:27everywhere it was horrible she saw be

0:23:30happy but she's fine now she's really

0:23:34fine then but not a fan of being

0:23:36comfortable with I i kept I kept i was

0:23:38texting a Dannan and read and say hey I

0:23:41think I can be there in 20 minutes and i

0:23:42just saw how many more things were dirty

0:23:44and how much more of our dinner and let

0:23:45you know what it's just it's just not

0:23:47going to happen and it did not happen

0:23:48and it didn't i'm here now so do you

0:23:50have that you know we and we also joke

0:23:52that there are lots of movies that you

0:23:53haven't seen what we don't joke about it

0:23:54we stated the fact that it is bright but

0:23:57welcome to our spin-off podcast yes well

0:24:00it's what we are not showing it would

0:24:02likely not showing la on playing with

0:24:04Lex free blacks Friedman solex do you

0:24:06have have you seen five movies that are

0:24:08available that you could pick by yes i

0:24:11have a list of 14 in the five that I

0:24:14narrowed it down to was very hard it was

0:24:15like you know killing children but

0:24:18the five children perhaps yes those are

0:24:21easier to kill but slippery I all five

0:24:25of them i would say qualifies comedies

0:24:27because i'm a simple person and i think

0:24:28only two of them could really qualify as

0:24:30nerdy but here we go in no particular

0:24:32order the five greatest movies that i

0:24:35would put in my draft are my cousin

0:24:39vinny who which I just saw for the first

0:24:42time yesterday

0:24:43really yeah did you enjoy it I enjoyed

0:24:47it yes

0:24:48okay I believe that my cousin Vinny's

0:24:50one of the best paste movie comedies of

0:24:52all time and it's just written it'sit's

0:24:54mean the writing is really type marisa

0:24:56tomei Oscar came from the phrase marisa

0:25:00tomei Oscar exists French windows the

0:25:03judge

0:25:04yeah i saw the movie in college and was

0:25:06not expecting picked it up kind of as a

0:25:09rainy day movie and was not expecting it

0:25:11to be as smart and funny is it actually

0:25:13was

0:25:14I mean I have seen that movie easily 30

0:25:1640 50 times and I still enjoy new things

0:25:19about it each time I see it I watching

0:25:20the other movies instead though yeah

0:25:22when Joe Pesci get shot in the back of

0:25:25the head haha ok that's one of the

0:25:28things that makes the movie so

0:25:29surprising and delightful is that you

0:25:31know coming out of Goodfellas wacky i

0:25:33think is the word you're looking for is

0:25:34any way

0:25:35nowacki very specifically wacky and also

0:25:39i would say that Ralph Macchio gives the

0:25:41performance of a lifetime but if he

0:25:43doesn't sweep away i thought the karate

0:25:45kid was his performance of a lifetime

0:25:46I've ever seen that one right into our

0:25:51hands and we should have i wish i had a

0:25:54little jingle that will wear for

0:25:56professional singers play lex hasn't

0:25:59seed it

0:26:01oh that can be arranged Jason honestly

0:26:04can you go through life without having

0:26:05heard wax on wax off

0:26:07no i mean i can appreciate the

0:26:08references i just never actually selects

0:26:11admit

0:26:12ok so that's number one you've got

0:26:14you've got it and it's not the cryptic

0:26:16number two dozen video got it

0:26:19number two is the first of two michael j

0:26:22fox appearances on my list and it is

0:26:24back to the future and i went with the

0:26:26original because it's I think the most

0:26:27classic of the three classics with I

0:26:29mean the entire trilogy is excellent but

0:26:31it's the original back

0:26:32the future and the reason i can praise

0:26:34back to the future so greatly is you've

0:26:36seen it in the s in the modern world if

0:26:40your fictional creation whether it's

0:26:42book movie television where it follows

0:26:44the rules of time travel as established

0:26:46by back to the future

0:26:47you don't have to explain that because

0:26:48you can assume that people's

0:26:50understanding people's modern

0:26:51understanding of how time travel would

0:26:53could should work is as established by

0:26:55back to the future you only have to

0:26:56explain your rules if they differ

0:26:58because back to the future has become

0:26:59the norm and i think that's that's a

0:27:01very impressive feat for a mid eighties

0:27:03move into it she was actually an episode

0:27:04of Doctor Who which is a show that

0:27:06predates back to the future by 20 years

0:27:08but it's been on for 50 years so we're

0:27:11here to explain something about time

0:27:12travel they make a reference to back to

0:27:14the future it's like what wait a second

0:27:16yeah but you're but but but if people i

0:27:18know my understanding of Time Traveler's

0:27:20paradoxes are is resolved by people

0:27:22disappearing from the feet up in photos

0:27:26it's a bit wars with Bill and Ted's

0:27:28Excellent Adventure for me in terms of

0:27:29you know time travel mechanics paradoxes

0:27:32begin at ground level

0:27:33Greg and then they move up the science

0:27:36its can agree I agree that the photo the

0:27:39fading photo is ridiculous but I think

0:27:41it works very well as a storytelling

0:27:43device so I'm willing I'll allow it

0:27:45thank you all so sweet sweet are ya its

0:27:48back to the future is not as hard

0:27:49science fiction as I had hoped said I

0:27:54mean I just feel like it's got plutonium

0:27:57and Libyans terrorists i just showed

0:28:00back to the future yesterday to my

0:28:02eight-year-old daughter and she loved it

0:28:04ya my kid I was surprised at how much

0:28:06cursing got x is e g rated i popped in

0:28:11and said to my kids it's PG that means

0:28:13this parental guidance log if you need

0:28:14guidance i'll guide you haha laughs and

0:28:17then hehe starts dropping dropping

0:28:18four-letter words of my guidance

0:28:20guidance doesn't matter and guiding you

0:28:23and my daughters like yes that you're

0:28:25Jerry Lewis impression just as I was

0:28:27also going

0:28:28lady guy dad's Jason if you don't if you

0:28:32don't guide your kids about time travel

0:28:33they're just gonna learn about it on the

0:28:34street i know it starts it's true- also

0:28:37quite surprised by how much

0:28:39expository talk there is from michael j

0:28:42fox which actually turned out to be

0:28:43great because but I I kept finding

0:28:46myself pointing out okay well you know

0:28:48he's setting the time back so that you

0:28:50know he can get back in time to save Doc

0:28:53Brown from the Libyans and then he

0:28:54actually says I'll set the time back so

0:28:56i can save talk around from olivia's so

0:28:59your name is Michael J Fox saying it

0:29:01doesn't seem in New a simpler time it

0:29:03didn't see that irritating that actually

0:29:05was great for the eight-year-old because

0:29:06I I after a while I just SAT back and

0:29:08let cool well i'll just wait for him to

0:29:10point it out this movie explains itself

0:29:11and i was it's it's the only movie on my

0:29:14list i believe that has implied incest

0:29:17so that's where and when Christopher

0:29:22Lloyd christopher lloyd was the star

0:29:23trek 3 so that's it all comes better use

0:29:27a clean lines he won't be getting ready

0:29:29for which has time travel

0:29:30yeah up em moving my cousin vinny i

0:29:33enjoyed the first time I saw although i

0:29:34was really too young to appreciate me

0:29:36the scenes this next movie

0:29:38hey I it's the one I would say that I'm

0:29:40closest to being embarrassed about for

0:29:41having it on my list but I believe it

0:29:43gets funnier and funnier with repeat

0:29:44viewings and it is the Julie Roberts

0:29:47Hugh Grant vehicle notting hill

0:29:50oh not again I think it's a good movie

0:29:52it's really i saw it and liked it i've

0:29:55only seen it the one time but the only

0:29:57problem I had with Notting Hill even

0:29:59though i love it is that if you great

0:30:02really has no reason to fall for and be

0:30:05in love with Julia Roberts's character

0:30:07other than the fact that you know she's

0:30:09a movie star but she is just horrible to

0:30:10him for about ninety eight percent of

0:30:12the film but it's exactly the reason you

0:30:14fall in love most of the time and i'm

0:30:16doing a rock from a distance but I mean

0:30:19that movie is very the the British isms

0:30:22that move your excellent which I'm sure

0:30:24day more could appreciate and it's being

0:30:26bred material may try yes but it's I

0:30:30don't know it's it's it's very very

0:30:32nicely it's not just well written

0:30:33it's so nicely performed that the

0:30:35performances especially for Hugh Grant

0:30:37it'sit's like the classic you greater

0:30:39role where he can put all of his

0:30:40stammering endeavoring to

0:30:41the max and staring at number two

0:30:45separate things that he does and the

0:30:48scene where he doesn't realize that

0:30:50he'll be meeting with the famed actress

0:30:52during a press junket for her latest to

0:30:55him and he spots the magazine on the

0:30:59counter says he's there representing

0:31:00horse and hound

0:31:02it's just like one of the funniest

0:31:04scenes in cinematography history about a

0:31:07boy is my favorite Hugh Grant movie

0:31:08that's a that's an excellent that was

0:31:11for me

0:31:11yeah yeah that's a good thing but that's

0:31:13good okay what and and very sci-fi

0:31:15connection i feel i should point out

0:31:17there's 1,000,000 Robert Julia Roberts

0:31:19in a science fiction right because he

0:31:20says are there any horses movie and she

0:31:22says well it's set in space and it's

0:31:25pretty great

0:31:26I number four is michael j fox second

0:31:28appearance it's the American president

0:31:29it's it's very hard to pick my i really

0:31:34like presidents I like movies about

0:31:36presidents it was hard to pick my

0:31:37favorite presidential movie but the

0:31:39American president as a just seeing the

0:31:41president estates playing the chief of

0:31:42staff that beat update it does you don't

0:31:46even know my uncle is going to take but

0:31:49ya know the American president is so

0:31:51great that your uncle was in Dave a part

0:31:53of Glen flashby isn't what I want the

0:31:57American president I feel in competition

0:32:00with all these other films on my list is

0:32:02is flawed in many ways it's not

0:32:04perfectly written it's not properly

0:32:06perform but the whole truly is greater

0:32:07than its a its parts as you sum them

0:32:10just because it's not so much of it

0:32:12works so well and just especially if you

0:32:14watch it after having consumed and fully

0:32:16digested the west wing you can

0:32:17appreciate it i think even more and it's

0:32:20great it's really good it's basically

0:32:21like the pilot of the west wing I mean

0:32:23it with the Western was what if we did

0:32:24this is a show right that's exactly this

0:32:27is he literally started with no

0:32:29storylines they dropped from American

0:32:32president to start the west and it's

0:32:33like Martin Sheen your the spear the

0:32:34chief of staff

0:32:35hmm how would you like a promotion it's

0:32:37on TV but technically it's a criminology

0:32:40couldn't get Michael Douglas and

0:32:42it'sit's creates kits crazy to watch the

0:32:44movie now to see because you know Martin

0:32:45she's supposed to be the president and

0:32:47yet he's not it's bizarre

0:32:48it is weird bizarre and number five

0:32:52yes because nobody has anything else to

0:32:53say that the American president

0:32:55but you can't handle the truth wait no

0:32:58that's totally not the wrong with an

0:33:00even number five and i think my favorite

0:33:02movie of the list is being john

0:33:04malkovich huh like that movie people do

0:33:08like that I like that movie too like

0:33:09that the only thing I can say about John

0:33:11Malkovich being young off which is that

0:33:13this last over christmas we had a white

0:33:16elephant party for my roller derby team

0:33:18and I got a series of like babushka

0:33:23Russian nesting dolls which 1i that were

0:33:26yes fish your letter baby are in the

0:33:30face

0:33:30yes they they had the face of John

0:33:34Malkovich on them and when you open them

0:33:36up then they're all the different

0:33:38characters of john malkovich who go into

0:33:40his brain and then the tiniest little

0:33:43one is just a black speck of of

0:33:48nothingness which is a lovely metaphor

0:33:52for the who's bringing the podcast down

0:33:54now

0:33:54yeah charlie charlie kaufman's

0:33:58screenplays are all over the place this

0:34:01is one for me this is one of the good

0:34:03ones that i have a well-known just like

0:34:06for adaptation which is another one of

0:34:08his but this this is I think him on on

0:34:10the upswing mrs. of the things I feel

0:34:12like this is this is this is his Grand

0:34:14Slam yeah where everything else I feel

0:34:15like it's trying too hard to be John

0:34:17Malkovich ask but I mean when you when

0:34:20you describe viously you cannot describe

0:34:22the premise of Being John Malkovich

0:34:23without sounding ridiculous but what I

0:34:25think is what drives it into excellence

0:34:28is that it's not just the ridiculous

0:34:30parts that are ridiculous it everything

0:34:31that's ridiculous got a moment when you

0:34:33think it's ridiculous enough and then

0:34:34John Malkovich goes inside his own brain

0:34:36that yes that's the moment we're like

0:34:39okay

0:34:40wow what what am I see so many mouths

0:34:42but the the seven-and-a-half floor the

0:34:45the exiting onto the new jersey turnpike

0:34:47the fact that he wants to be a man

0:34:49becomes eventually the famed puppeteer

0:34:52like all of it is ridiculous and it's

0:34:54all I manado I think it's great i can

0:34:56watch that's what the five movies I

0:34:57picked my selection criteria was movies

0:34:59that I could watch endlessly forever

0:35:01whenever they are on and I think

0:35:03Malkovich holds the the championship in

0:35:06that title for me but I really

0:35:07yeah i think i saw that once in like

0:35:09leaders i don't think i've ever seen it

0:35:10since and I think I'm okay with that and

0:35:12nothing I didn't like it i just i'd i

0:35:14can't imagine a scenario which I was

0:35:15like yeah let's really rewatch that but

0:35:17those are good those that was that was a

0:35:19great list thank you thank you had

0:35:20nobody nobody projectile-vomited as far

0:35:23as I could tell and if they did they use

0:35:24their mute switch so good

0:35:26I've locked the door here tonight if

0:35:27they're vomiting elsewhere i don't know

0:35:29about it in the house

0:35:29Greg notice you are you Greg would you

0:35:33like to pick Star Wars I would indeed

0:35:36ok and anybody who wouldn't is a solar

0:35:39shallow shell of a human being so with

0:35:42your first election and i'm going with

0:35:43the raft you're going to take star wars

0:35:45star wars nothing but side in mind the

0:35:48next four choices r star wars as well

0:35:50alright we can we can refer everybody

0:35:52back to our two-part Star Wars podcast

0:35:53where Greg participated and explains

0:35:56very much why life for him is divided

0:35:59into pre star wars and post star wars

0:36:01and it was a life-changing event and you

0:36:03know what it is a good movie and and I I

0:36:04feel bad that it didn't get picked

0:36:06because i think that Empire just sort of

0:36:09like everybody's like all right we've

0:36:10represented star wars and we'll move on

0:36:12and i'm not sure whether that was the

0:36:14right thing to do or not so you know I

0:36:15understand the artistic and technical

0:36:17achievement of empire but it's just it's

0:36:21a sequel it's an in established universe

0:36:23its characters that we already know it's

0:36:25not going from 0 to star wars now wasn't

0:36:29it you who told me recently that aliens

0:36:31was better than alien yes Jessie Kathryn

0:36:38but they're different did alien and

0:36:40aliens are two totally different yeah

0:36:41they share the area yeah but there are

0:36:43two totally different movies and

0:36:46different genres even well there was an

0:36:49entire the city that on the characters

0:36:51the whole tone of the thing was with a

0:36:53legit built up by alien but I mean I

0:36:55understand there's another difference

0:36:56later that survives a Sigourney Weaver

0:36:58in the Geiger design

0:37:00well yeah but the whole the whole

0:37:01android that you don't trust in the kind

0:37:04of gritty blue-collar spacemen thing

0:37:07that all comes from the first movie

0:37:09yeah what they lift the first movie is

0:37:11space long-haul truckers the second

0:37:13movie Space Marines it's a it's a horror

0:37:15movie vs of war movie

0:37:16I just think they're two totally

0:37:17different things and

0:37:19aliens is better than alien to each his

0:37:22own i say by the way like Empire better

0:37:25to just let you know happiness is my

0:37:30second choice would have been Monty

0:37:31Python but that got picked

0:37:33yeah so i'm going to substitute the

0:37:36three stooges short a plumbing we will

0:37:38go as my comedy touchstone wow if you

0:37:42haven't seen it and you have a

0:37:44y-chromosome go out and see it now it

0:37:49actually reminded the jar on my desk if

0:37:51I keep mine in a little tick box on my

0:37:54nightstand

0:37:55I keep Lex's in a jar on my desk so

0:37:57weird it is funny as hell and it is

0:38:00immature as hell and goofy as hell and

0:38:02all of those are great things for a

0:38:04young boy growing up who sees the world

0:38:07through five o'clock reruns on KTLA in

0:38:11Los Angeles my third choice would have

0:38:13been breakfast club and so instead of

0:38:16breakfast club what we're gonna do is

0:38:18just on my day we will sit in the

0:38:19theater for silently for two hours and

0:38:21we will all be miserable because that's

0:38:25pretty much my memory of the time that

0:38:27breakfast club came we would invite some

0:38:28football players from a local high

0:38:29school to come if you people beat the

0:38:31Nerds up for two hours yeah it great

0:38:34everybody's seen it some some new bully

0:38:36will rotate through the theater

0:38:37intimidating people taking their money

0:38:39and making threatening violence out

0:38:41about the people's lives

0:38:43that's why I felt that we should have

0:38:45the backpackers common and serve popcorn

0:38:47because then we'd all feel better about

0:38:49herself

0:38:49so what this is about the jocks will

0:38:52come and beat us up that's number three

0:38:53that which i think it encompasses the

0:38:55experience of the incomparable film

0:38:57festival and the number four and nobody

0:39:01picked any sneakers didn't get picked

0:39:04right

0:39:04no it was on somebody's shit was on my

0:39:08honorable mention was i'm picking more

0:39:10games

0:39:10yeah thank you

0:39:14no it's not you're gonna bring a tear to

0:39:16John Syracuse's I it's a great movie

0:39:19it's a lot of fun and

0:39:21I I i wrote a program called falken

0:39:24shortly after the movie came out it and

0:39:27that is a good movie

0:39:28no real estate is no real genius but it

0:39:31is a good is a very good movie wargames

0:39:33was the first movie I saw that showed a

0:39:36world that I was into which was BBS's

0:39:38and then going online and all kinds of

0:39:40super cool stuff that was just starting

0:39:42out that kind of helped build the world

0:39:45that we live in and I connected with me

0:39:49I'm not realize there's a lot of

0:39:50silliness there you know Matthew

0:39:51Broderick running around threatening to

0:39:53destroy the world through a 300 baud

0:39:54modem but it could it's a great movie

0:39:57and it's gonna take awhile clicks every

0:39:59one of these movies it top to bottom is

0:40:02something that changed my life in some

0:40:04way because it spoke to me more than

0:40:05it's its technical sophistication and

0:40:07more than the quality of its writing

0:40:10laser brain and the Senate a movie is a

0:40:13piece of art and you connect to a piece

0:40:16of art independent from every one of

0:40:18those things and so screw you search

0:40:22uh-huh in summit that's what I'm really

0:40:25something up to here but used to potato

0:40:26head he actually likes war game so well

0:40:29and all right you should have said that

0:40:31earlier but uh ok war games and then

0:40:34ranted rounding out my rant about art is

0:40:36fifth is devices is guy heart that

0:40:38well-known yes Alan Rickman is a

0:40:41fantastic actor a Hans Gruber is an

0:40:44amazing character and John McClane is

0:40:46pretty good too

0:40:47I'm and diehard just kind of comes

0:40:49together in a way that defines action

0:40:51movies everybody smart which is really

0:40:54really rare and they all make totally

0:40:56sensible decisions and it's fun

0:40:58I i think i mentioned this on a previous

0:41:02podcast but a die-hard came at a time in

0:41:05my life when I dropped out of school and

0:41:06was living with my parents and I would

0:41:08go to see the matinees at the local

0:41:11theater because it was two bucks at 11pm

0:41:13and i came out at our height diehard at

0:41:15one in the morning just incredibly amped

0:41:18to amp to go home and go to sleep so I

0:41:20just kind of stopped around the Baron

0:41:22mall pretending I was shooting bad guys

0:41:27you're going to edit this right Jason

0:41:28and let's say I'm doing the matter how

0:41:32old you were when you're doing this 20

0:41:36yeah i have not yet seen die hard

0:41:40ah have you seen war games i have seen

0:41:46more games have you seen Star Wars I the

0:41:48first one yet have you seen a plumbing

0:41:51we will go oh I'm sorry i have not have

0:41:54you have you sat in a theater for two

0:41:57hours and cried all jocks beat you up

0:41:59that's why I stopped seeing movies

0:42:01actually so do we just declare me the

0:42:05victor now or something with every break

0:42:07making martinis served during and after

0:42:11the the two hours of silence and said

0:42:14that's so so that but just to get back

0:42:18to this star wars empire thing because

0:42:19it did come up you know your your your

0:42:22can avoid it is what this podcast is

0:42:24about your argument is is at its core

0:42:27that star wars is the original movie and

0:42:31it created the world and although Empire

0:42:32is a in many ways a a better filmmaking

0:42:36achievement it's better directed it's

0:42:38got a better budget the characters are

0:42:40more are given more to do that that why

0:42:44you prefer Star Wars is because not only

0:42:46was it a revelation because it was

0:42:49completely new when you saw it but

0:42:51because it's set everything in motion

0:42:52whereas Empire all it had to do is take

0:42:55the baton from this incredibly

0:42:57successful first movie is that about

0:42:59right before Star Wars there was no star

0:43:03wars after Star Wars it had altered our

0:43:05culture and what a notion of a movie

0:43:08blockbuster was and how movie

0:43:10merchandising was happening and this

0:43:12seminal event in it i'm willing to guess

0:43:15everyone of our lives at least the ones

0:43:17were old enough to have had a pre Star

0:43:20Wars existence that wasn't you know in

0:43:22utero

0:43:24I appreciate Empire I think it's great

0:43:26movie but Star Wars is an experience

0:43:29it's an event it's a it's a milestone

0:43:31it's a cultural this message to five

0:43:32best events Greg come on movies 5

0:43:35decimal and maybe this is an event

0:43:36that's a movie i agree with it on a

0:43:39seminal point

0:43:40view sure star wars are very very

0:43:42important movie it should get how will

0:43:43be ready to start word it that Empire

0:43:45you know took all of that iterated on it

0:43:47to a point where made it even better

0:43:50oh you can improve on and I just I just

0:43:52need a link right now you know the Mona

0:43:55Lisa to point was a great Patrick it's

0:43:59it's twice as good

0:44:00Wow and Syracuse it makes the argument

0:44:02that it's a i'm making a degree of

0:44:04difficulty argument that that getting

0:44:06Star Wars made and having it be good is

0:44:08harder than getting Empire made and

0:44:10having it be good but i don't care i

0:44:13think that that goes into it

0:44:15everything that goes into making up star

0:44:17wars is part of the film and it to

0:44:20consider it as just a movie or or even

0:44:24worse just a movie that didn't have a

0:44:27time before it existed is missing out on

0:44:30what it does and what it created all

0:44:33right John syracuse it's your turn for

0:44:34rebuttal

0:44:35he had a three-hour little he's not here

0:44:39podcast I john sorry John did after

0:44:43Glenn kills the rest of you John coming

0:44:44out that's I think exactly what's gonna

0:44:46happen so I'm to the existing

0:44:50participants of the of the movie drafted

0:44:53in in listening back and and thinking

0:44:55back to the the the slates that you

0:44:58drafted you have any anything you were

0:45:00you regret are you pretty happy with

0:45:02your selections I almost kind of regret

0:45:05not picking gattaca once once guy

0:45:08brought it out it was a lot of heaven i

0:45:09love on Twitter the other night there

0:45:10was a lot of Attica love on Twitter it

0:45:12was that movie was on my top five until

0:45:17mid college and I haven't thought about

0:45:18it in a couple years but there's there's

0:45:21a lot I mean that that movie and I take

0:45:23most of internal stuff is pretty

0:45:25underrated in terms of I seem to

0:45:28remember not a lot of people were really

0:45:29into it I saw it first in a biology

0:45:31class of all things even though it's not

0:45:33exactly the the most accurate

0:45:35representation of of genomics placing

0:45:38but it's still that the whole concept of

0:45:40being able to rise above what your your

0:45:43jeans are programmed to do in and great

0:45:45performances by all of the cast involved

0:45:48it's a it's a very solid movie that has

0:45:50this this science-fiction bent but is

0:45:53still there

0:45:54very much about it's a human story it's

0:45:56it's very much about ethan hawke and and

0:45:58his journey and there's a family aspect

0:46:01and and really really cool stuff about

0:46:04and there's a murder mystery in the

0:46:06middle of it edit

0:46:07it's it's a really really great movie i

0:46:10don't know where I would put it in my

0:46:12top five now because it would it would

0:46:14probably end out Rocketeer but i don't

0:46:17know i don't know how i feel about that

0:46:19so i don't know i'm at the same i'm just

0:46:22i'm sad that i did not give it more love

0:46:25and now you have no yes and now i have

0:46:29now and i have wrapped lovely lovely

0:46:31gattaca the graphical was on my

0:46:33runner-up list will point out Scott do

0:46:37you have any any regrets are you pretty

0:46:39happy with your last as it turns out I I

0:46:41don't live life without regrets Jason

0:46:43that's that's good that's healthy

0:46:45dan do you have any regrets you happy

0:46:47with your list all the crazies making me

0:46:49feel guilty about not being Star Wars

0:46:50better than that has a deeper in the

0:46:53draft we kept as you could hear Gregor

0:46:56kind of excited I guess someone was

0:46:57gonna pick me and we were like still

0:46:59hasn't been taken pretty scary and yet

0:47:04not know but none of us took it because

0:47:06it is you know we going by the metric of

0:47:08movies that i would be happy to watch

0:47:10over and over again it's certainly on

0:47:11that list yeah but you know it's a you

0:47:14know i had already backfilled the rest

0:47:16of my list so it found a home where it

0:47:18belongs with somebody who I wanted to

0:47:20leave guy I want to leave for Greg is

0:47:22really the answer

0:47:23ok that's good see if you have a you

0:47:26happy

0:47:26looking back on your pics you i have not

0:47:29regret in the world i love my choices

0:47:32that's what terrifies the rest of us

0:47:33couldn't couldn't care less that a

0:47:35whopping eight people will be in the

0:47:37theater with us all the season although

0:47:40the day pat you know the week-long past

0:47:42people they'll be there you can borrow

0:47:44some bullies if you want how much how

0:47:47many votes with a week-long pass without

0:47:48Steve's have gotten is that OH

0:47:52you're not invited everybody when but

0:47:55he's not here to defend himself

0:47:57I'm just making friends all over the

0:47:59place tonight I like my day and I knew

0:48:01that I would alienate some people with

0:48:03the the horse election so that's that's

0:48:05all cool i like them happy with it yeah

0:48:08I'll be there for babe more bacon

0:48:10martinis for me

0:48:11exactly and the Brat Pack serving

0:48:14popcorn there they're a lot easier to

0:48:17get than you might be available

0:48:19yeah baby couldn't get babe we can get

0:48:21the brat pack i got babe

0:48:24oh yeah absolutely thanks in the Merc

0:48:26ribs

0:48:27it was really hard on me not including a

0:48:29space balls now in my list no no Brooks

0:48:34thanks for reading my letter e

0:48:36spaceballs was no I think I think of

0:48:38spaceballs had been picked in the actual

0:48:40draft and Star Wars hadn't recognized

0:48:43would not be here today and would have

0:48:44died

0:48:45I'm user there are so many other better

0:48:47mel brooks movies to pick so many so

0:48:50many plans that are Star Wars parodies

0:48:52to pick and better movies

0:48:55yeah yeah take that like we can agree to

0:48:58disagree of your miserable bastards

0:49:01so when you've seen all of 12 films you

0:49:03know what's gonna be on the heritage of

0:49:08possibly about the for you of the Star

0:49:10Wars movies I've seen spaceballs seemed

0:49:12like a fairly decent better that you got

0:49:16like half the jokes

0:49:19now I really everything I know about

0:49:20star wars i learned from space

0:49:26alright so that wraps up part 3 of the

0:49:31are two part movie trapped

0:49:33aren't you glad you stuck around for

0:49:35part 3 yeah who knew there was gonna

0:49:36even be a part 3 but there was just so

0:49:38much there was so much acclaim people

0:49:40love it so much

0:49:41overwhelming demand that's right and

0:49:43especially days that weren't cleanser or

0:49:48Steve's but I like them all except for

0:49:53loans no i think i like not even go

0:49:57ahead like I like them all and i like i

0:49:59like Lex's and I i like to Craig's

0:50:02except for the part where early popular

0:50:04people come and see this up but we cry

0:50:07that part I didn't hate it it's about

0:50:10high school high school and we're going

0:50:11to get massively different just go to

0:50:13the breakfast club at that point

0:50:15oh so uh so next week we will be back

0:50:17with a a width apart for no with him

0:50:19with a where we where we take the recipe

0:50:22haven't seen our carrots um yeah we're

0:50:24just gonna do this forever

0:50:26we just will do five more pics more

0:50:28unified more rounds just forever so

0:50:30every movie is picked know next week

0:50:34we'll be back with something much more

0:50:35reasonable like in addition of our book

0:50:36club because we also read books we don't

0:50:38just argue about movies that we've seen

0:50:40so until next week when we will be back

0:50:43with with the book club talking about

0:50:46apocalypses in the end of the world so

0:50:48that will be some on a light note that

0:50:50will be and John Syracuse's on that

0:50:51podcast so John siracusa plus the end of

0:50:53the world and as a laugh riot

0:50:56you will you will you will go in at

0:50:58equal to scott pilgrim become come

0:51:00depressed and you will leave on an up

0:51:02note that's all I'll say about that

0:51:03episode it actually will turn it may I

0:51:06went in feeling sad and I came out John

0:51:08syracuse attorney alway around about the

0:51:10apocalypse because he is good as a verb

0:51:13is good he's in favor of it and he's

0:51:14gonna survive it

0:51:16he has a favor apocalypse guys I ice

0:51:19I still question his reasoning but ok

0:51:21we'll save that for next week so so

0:51:24until then I want to thank my guess that

0:51:26the drafters from the movie draft you

0:51:28did a great job with really great pics

0:51:30the morin thank you for being here

0:51:32and recapping your pics it's always a

0:51:35pleasure

0:51:36I'm just here for the paycheck yes yes

0:51:38it's in the mail Scott McNulty thank you

0:51:40as always I'm number 4 i'm known for

0:51:44films right that's your whatever metal

0:51:46comes after bronze exists already called

0:51:49well thank you thank you thank you no

0:51:53thank you Steve let's thank you are you

0:51:56thanking me too i am I think you're just

0:51:58gonna make you eat it

0:51:59the good pics yeah with love you're

0:52:02welcome I thought I thank you i like

0:52:04your selections to I I went out and I

0:52:06saw Kathy check i watched Caddyshack

0:52:08again just because you are a good man

0:52:11yeah baby ruth the pool that's that's

0:52:14classic man that's classified it Lex

0:52:17Friedman you haven't seen Caddyshack

0:52:18have you I have you have I have did you

0:52:22like it

0:52:23I enjoyed catching I own Caddyshack on

0:52:24digital video disc lacked see you see

0:52:27that's the legs great you're going to

0:52:29use him stand as an example

0:52:32yeah well he's just very selective

0:52:34that's right

0:52:35I only pick the great really flexing

0:52:37that that's an endorsement is otherwise

0:52:40he could just not have seen it before he

0:52:42was naive but now that he likes one of

0:52:44my movies he selective yeah that works

0:52:47that's that's good strategy and a great

0:52:50nice thanks for being here and defending

0:52:51the honor of of a movie that is

0:52:55considered to be one of the one of the

0:52:56most impressive and important movies

0:52:59ever released

0:53:00may the force be with you Oh where'd

0:53:03that come from a home that's an empire

0:53:05that is it a plumbing we will go

0:53:06bastards

0:53:08I'm going to be glad to every one of you

0:53:11bastards

0:53:12alright everybody neutral neutral

0:53:13corners neutral corners thanks to

0:53:17everybody for listening and voting and

0:53:18telling their feedback and until next

0:53:21week thank you for patronizing your

0:53:24incomparable

0:53:25film festival by

0:53:32well maybe force be with you

0:53:35ah no that was not cool

0:53:38yeah too far too far