307: ‘Soviet Toilet Paper’, With John Moltz
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I feel like we're getting institutionalized, you know?
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- Well, yeah, I mean, it does feel like that, right?
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I mean, like you're kind of locked up,
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but don't have to get up early anymore, so that's good.
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And basically the entire family appreciates that.
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Even the dogs have gotten into that routine now.
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The big dog, he won't get, I mean,
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he doesn't get up before nine.
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- That's pretty good for a dog, really.
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That's pretty good. - Well, he's old now.
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I mean, both of them are old.
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They're both 12.
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But yeah, he does not see the need to be up and around.
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He basically gets up when he has to go,
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like when he has to go to the bathroom,
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he gets up and he's like in a big hurry too.
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He's a typical old man.
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He's just like, "Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom
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and I gotta go right now."
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- I do think that is part of why dogs are so great,
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is they are very much like people in that way,
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in that they age in similar ways.
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I don't need that, right?
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There's just a whole bunch of stuff in life
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that as you get older as a person,
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you're like, "Ah, I don't need that.
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I don't need to put up with that."
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That's why old people, the older you get,
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the more curt you are with bad service.
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- And he makes a lot of noises
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like getting up and getting down, like I do.
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It's just, "Oh, oh, my hip, ah."
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- I remember with my childhood dog who lived,
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I believe he died when I was in college.
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He lived a long time, Chester.
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And he was, I mean, vicious to the mailman.
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I mean, I know all dogs hate the mailman,
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but I mean, he was nuts.
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And there were times when he'd get real old
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and I'd come home from college
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and there'd be times where he'd be sleeping
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and the mail would come and he'd get up,
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he'd perk his head and you could see the anger.
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'Cause he was like, they don't call him rescue dogs anymore,
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but we got him from somebody in a trailer park.
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It's, he wasn't, he was like a total mixed breed poodle,
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peek-a-poo thing, had a bad underbite.
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And when he'd get angry, the underbite would get worse
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'cause he'd grit his teeth, he'd get up and grit,
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and he'd ask for it.
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- That seems like a lot of trouble.
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You might expend the energy.
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- It's sorta like he was saying to the mailman, you know.
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- Just reminding him.
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- Did you ever hear that?
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- Hey Carl, hey Carl, I'm still here.
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- Man, we got a lot to talk about.
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Can you believe that old Trumpy's out of office?
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This is the first post-Trump episode of the talk show.
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- Is that right?
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- It is. - Wow.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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- Yeah, I did one with Montero after a sort of a,
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you know, there was like a little insurrection,
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a little, (laughing)
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- There was an incident.
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- There was an incident.
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But old Trumpy was still in office, and now he's out,
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and man, do I feel better.
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Another, I mean, yeah, I was talking about sleeping.
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I mean, really what I was doing was staying in bed.
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I wasn't sleeping much.
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- Do you have any idea?
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- Now I'm sleeping.
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- And it is true, there are so many things
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that have gone on in the last year.
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I would say over the four years of Trump,
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but 2020 in particular will be remembered,
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it's the most memorable of the four Trump years for sure.
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But it's been an obsession of mine recently,
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is the way that we as human beings convince ourselves
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that we can intellectualize certain things,
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but it's not the same thing as actually experiencing them.
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Like, it's like, you know that war is vicious and bad,
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and violent, and that it's gruesome and horrible.
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But if you see pictures of it, it hits you in a way, right?
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And it's like, you know, like when those pictures
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of the Abu Ghrail prison in the Iraq situation,
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15 some years ago, came out.
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You could hear a description of those photos
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and be appalled and outraged,
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but because the pictures actually leaked, it was worse.
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It shouldn't be, in theory, we should be able to see
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be fully outraged through the intellectual aspect of it,
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but we're not, you know, we're animals at a certain sense.
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We knew that it would be better when we had a president
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who we didn't have to check if he tweeted
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at something every morning.
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- Well, yeah, and that's the thing.
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I mean, also just having an empty platform from Twitter,
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as you guys talked about, is huge, right?
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I mean, because you imagine what he'd be saying
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- Right now. - now, and I had him muted.
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I mean, I think I had blocked him, you know, from day one,
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but you still couldn't get away from it.
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People would like screen capture, tweet, retweet.
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I mean, they would do, like, there's any number of ways
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that other people can force you to see the idiotic things
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that the president is saying, and it was exhausting.
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- It was exhausting. (laughing)
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- I knew I'd sleep better, but man, do I sleep better.
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Like, do you, we're recording on Saturday.
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Do you have any idea what Joe Biden is up to right now?
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I have no idea, none.
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- I don't, though I do tune into the news conferences now,
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the press conferences. - Oh, aren't they great?
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- Because it's just such a, you know, it's like,
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oh my God, there's competence.
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That's the sort, 'cause that's also relaxing.
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It's just, it's delightfully boring.
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- That is exactly the word, though.
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It's competence, right?
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And it's like, even if you don't agree
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on certain other policies, it's like,
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isn't it nice to have competent people
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talking about these things and giving answers
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that aren't screaming, yelling, confrontational?
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It's, you know, sometimes, hurry.
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- And there are still things I worry about, of course,
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because the GOP is not, it's not really improved.
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I mean, they're doubling down on the same stuff
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that they've been saying for the last two and a half months.
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And I just, I don't see this ending in a good place,
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but at least we're not in the same crappy situation
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we were in back in the fall.
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- All right, and like listening to Fauci talk now,
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it's like, man, how did that guy skate through?
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It's really remarkable.
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I mean, and again, I'm not saying that even Fauci
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in particular is without blame and that there were,
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you know, certain policies and aspects
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like with the masks and stuff early in the pandemic
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where he was wrong.
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He's not perfect.
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Like that, again, it's like one of the things
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that's so obvious is the worst thing in our media culture
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that you can be is wrong about one thing one time,
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really obviously.
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Like if you're mostly right and then you make one mistake,
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then it's like there's this giant pile on
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as opposed to other people who are wrong
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every single time they open their mouths.
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Like that Larry Kudlow guy, just talk about something.
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That guy is wrong about everything, everything.
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It's like, oh, well, you know, the CDC and Fauci
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made some pretty bad mistakes in their messaging
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on face masks early on in the pandemic.
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But it's like, okay, they were wrong.
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Mistakes happen, but for the most part they're right.
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But Fauci looks, he looks five years younger.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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And you heard that comment he made
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in like his first press conference about,
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he asked him some question and he said,
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I really, I don't know the answer to that.
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And then he said something along the lines of like,
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one of the differences between the previous administration
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and this administration is when we don't know the answer,
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we're gonna tell you
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and we're not just gonna make something up.
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- Right, which is so, that was,
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and in particular, and he's like,
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we're gonna let science and medicine guide
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all of our answers and policies.
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And that's a big change.
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And it's like, yes.
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- Not whatever makes the president look good.
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- Right, and it's like, I think we all knew that
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what makes the president look good
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or just what the president wants to hear
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or the way he wants it to be,
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and that's what he wants you to say,
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versus what we actually think
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do the best of our knowledge scientifically and medically
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is the difference in messaging.
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But that I don't know part,
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to me, was not clear while Trump was in office,
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but I suspected it.
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But that Fauci coming out and saying that I don't know
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was an unacceptable answer
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during the last administration is so important.
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It's like so many people in so many fields
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will just bullshit if they don't know,
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'cause they feel like I don't know makes them look bad.
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It's better to bullshit than say it.
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I don't know is like, once you accept it
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and you're like, when you don't know, just say, I don't know.
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It's life-changing.
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It is like one of my top 10 tricks for life is embrace--
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- It's the same thing.
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It's the same thing.
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I think you've said this before
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and other people have as well,
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but Trump is a poor person's idea of a rich person.
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- And he's also like a dumb person's idea of a smart person.
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- Right, very true.
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'Cause he's nothing but confident, right?
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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
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Anyway, I feel good.
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I do, I really do.
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- I feel better, let's put it that way.
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- I do feel, I feel better.
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- I feel a lot better.
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- My folks have a vaccine appointment for Tuesday.
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- Which is a huge relief and what a hassle.
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Oh my God, what a mess this whole vaccine thing is.
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But yeah, and my dad is 83, my mom is 75.
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They should be, you know, it should not be hard
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for them to get scheduled for this, but it was a mess.
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I mean, and thank God they were diligent about it.
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Like, my mom had to work the phone for days
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because they'd be like, okay, here's the number to call.
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And it, eh, eh, eh, because it's--
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- Oh, really?
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- Yeah, it was like overwhelmed.
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And they were like, they got an email,
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like some parts of the system worked.
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Like some part of the healthcare system
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that they're in sent them both an email that said,
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okay, you're eligible now for a vaccine
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and you can go to this website.
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And the website crashed, you know, and it was like,
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you know, and I'm only talking on the phone.
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I can't prove it.
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But then like they said, like the next day,
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the paper came out and said, oh yeah, the website crashed.
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Just terrible.
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So I'm relieved about that.
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I figure, I feel like--
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- I don't think, yeah, my parents haven't had it yet
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and they're 87-ish, 86, 87,
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and they're in, but they're in Florida.
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And I just assume the whole system
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is completely screwed up in Florida.
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- Well, Florida has a thing where there are people
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who are flying in from other parts of the country
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to get the vaccine because it's like,
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you don't have to be a Florida resident.
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This, it's just the exact sort of thing
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that has to come top down instead of bottom up.
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And the Trump administration--
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- Each state having their own system is bananas.
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- Well, and then each state delegates it
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to like the county levels.
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Like that's who my parents are dealing with.
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It's a county level issue.
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Here in Philly, it's the city and you know,
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it's a mess, it's horrible.
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You know, we're like a national disgrace
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'cause somehow the city hired, do you see this story?
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I'll put a link in the show notes.
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I gotta link it from "Daring Firewall."
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But even Colbert had a whole segment on it last night
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where the city hired some outfit called
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Philadelphia COVID Fight and they got like a sort of
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a rocky-ish logo and apparently they ran a testing site
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earlier in the year that was somewhat successful.
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And so they somehow got a contract from the city
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to help administer vaccines.
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But the, I'm not making this up,
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the CEO of the company is a kid from Drexel
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who's 22 years old.
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They're all college students.
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None of them, nobody in the company
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has any medical expertise at all.
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Nobody's a doctor, they're all like 20.
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And they started taking appointments from people,
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turning people away at the door.
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There were senior citizens who had these appointments.
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They're crying out in the street
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'cause they won't be let in.
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And then it turned out that all these 19 and 20,
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21-year-old kids were just giving each other the vaccines
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and they're not even nurses, doctors.
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I mean, you couldn't make this up.
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- I did not see that.
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- Oh, you can't make it up.
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And everybody is like, how did this happen?
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Like somebody's head is gonna roll in the city
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'cause people are, I mean, tempers are short.
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People are at the end of their freaking ropes.
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I don't know, I don't expect to get the vaccine
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until like, I'm 85.
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- I think, yeah, I mean, I don't think I'm gonna get mine
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until late spring, early summer.
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For sure, I would imagine.
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I mean, I'm in my 50s, you'd think I'd be like,
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have a decent chance of getting it, but I don't go anywhere.
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Like I don't need to be anywhere in particular.
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I would imagine that puts me down a few notches.
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All right, what do we wanna talk about?
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That's a word that I learned this week.
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Did you know this?
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I mean, I assume it's just a meme thing, right?
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It's just a dumb way of saying stonks, right?
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- Yeah, I think so.
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But this is--
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- It's not anything other than that.
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another sign of my rocketing into the deep ends
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of middle age are the fact that I just see slang now,
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and I don't even look it up.
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- Right, don't look it up.
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- I take a guess, but the kids call them stonks.
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My dad called me yesterday.
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This is a true story.
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This is how I knew that this was for real.
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My dad called me yesterday to ask,
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what the hell's going on with this game stock?
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He actually called it game stock.
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now I can't say, it's hard for me not to say.
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- It's hard to say the other way, yeah, the right way.
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- So that was a fun call.
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That was actually fun.
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I should have recorded it.
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It would have been a fun little mini podcast.
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- Oh yeah, instead of having me on, jeez.
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- Me explaining to my dad the GameStop situation.
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And where do you start?
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It's kinda nuts.
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This is the thing that's always been in the back of my mind
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with the stock market is,
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if I were Tim Cook or Jeff Bezos
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or anybody who runs a big, good, successful company,
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I would lose sleep every night knowing
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that the fate of my company is in the hands
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of this totally irrational market
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that could do something like drive GameStop up 1,900%
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- Institutionalized gambling is what it is.
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- But like, (laughing)
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it's very strange.
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And then you combine it with the story
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of this Robin Hood brokerage,
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and it really becomes a fascinating story.
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And a couple of explanations I've seen,
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and I believe it, is that there's really
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like three or four stories.
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It's that they're all true, and they're different,
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and sometimes they don't even intersect,
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but that the conflation of all of them happening at once
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made this bizarre thing happen.
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Years ago, I used to know the details of shorting.
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- And I don't remember them anymore.
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I was like, "I should figure out how that works exactly."
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And I started reading something,
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and I said, "They're betting."
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That's all I really needed to know.
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"Now we're gonna make it go up."
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- How much of internet jerks decided
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we're gonna make it go up?
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- Well, and the other aspect to it is that
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they did these, some of these, like,
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so the idea that the people who made it go up
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stuck it to, quote, "all of Wall Street"
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is, of course, nonsense, right?
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Because at some point, all of Wall Street,
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at least if you consider Wall Street
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to be the financial industry,
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they are like the casino where they just win
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the more people play, right?
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It's like, if the casino is busy,
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the casino is making money.
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And so if people are making lots of trades,
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It's a few particular hedge fund investors
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who had these short positions in GameStop
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and maybe AMC movie theaters and,
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who are the other darlings this week, I forget.
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Blackberry, for some reason, that is sort of a--
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- Oh yeah, Blackberry, yeah.
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- That's the one that really escapes me,
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because at GameStop, you get that these 20-year-olds
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have affinity for the brand, right?
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Because it was like their favorite store
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is as kids and teenagers.
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And same thing with AMC, where it's like,
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"Hey, I loved going to movies.
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"I can't wait to go back to movies.
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"I don't want AMC to go bankrupt."
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Blackberry, I don't get.
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I don't get that. - No, I don't get that.
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That seems like that one's just sort of,
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(both laughing)
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we picked the random one because we were,
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like, to show that we're funny.
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- Right, I guess.
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- To show we have a sense of humor.
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- Because Blackberry isn't really even Blackberry anymore.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, AMC is still AMC.
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They still have the theaters.
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So, like, let's say we all get vaccinated
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as 2021 progresses.
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When we go back to movie theaters, it will be,
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and it looks like this whole crazy scheme
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might have saved AMC from going bankrupt.
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We'll be able to go see the James Bond movie
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later this year, and it'll be like it used to be.
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Whereas Blackberry isn't even Blackberry anymore.
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If they don't run, it's not like you can still go buy
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a Blackberry running the Blackberry operating system.
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It's just like a brand that sells Android phones.
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And I don't even know if they even have keyboards anymore,
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which was, like, the whole point.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- It's almost surprising that they exist.
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and almost everything, but actually going out of business.
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there used to be a copying technology called mimeographs,
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it was a chemical-based process
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in every school in the nation,
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they used this technology,
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which you would just write it on,
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write whatever you wanted to make copies of
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on a particular kind of, you know, the mimeograph paper,
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and then you could run it through a printing press
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sort of thing, like a roller.
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- Yeah, and it would come out blue, right?
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Ours were always blue.
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And when they were fresh,
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they would have a very pleasant sort of, you know--
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- Little high!
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- Maybe not, like, really high, but it was just like a,
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it was a weird chemical smell that it--
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and then after they got the bulk of it,
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you took like a secondhand hit off the smelling salt.
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But it was a real thing, like kids, you know,
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they'd pass them out, and you know,
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if the teacher hadn't made the mimeograph
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until right before class, it would be fresh,
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It's like, Blackberry still being alive
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is like if there was still a mimeograph company.
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Like, it doesn't even make sense anymore.
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- I bought, I have to admit,
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I bought a bit of GameStop on Thursday morning.
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So I heard, just to have some skin in the game, you know?
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I probably shouldn't have--
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what you bought it for and what it's at now?
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- I bought it at $360, it's at $330 right now,
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and I didn't sell any of it, so I still have it.
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I bought some at $360, and then it jumped up to like $480,
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and I was like, thinking about selling,
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'cause I was like, that's pretty cool,
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and then I could, and I was like,
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well, let's see if it gets to $500.
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And then like an hour later, it was $112.
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And plummeting.
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And I didn't buy a lot, but I bought enough,
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but as much as I would maybe take in my pocket
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to a casino to play some blackjack.
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But enough that, which is enough
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that I don't wanna lose it all.
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- Right, sure, no, of course not.
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- When it went from $400 to $300 to $200,
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down to, rocketing towards $100,
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it really started looking like you might end up with zero,
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which is what can happen when you play blackjack.
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Not what you think when you buy a stock, right?
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You go buy some Apple stock,
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and you don't look at it for a year.
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Maybe it's up, maybe it's down,
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but it's not gonna be zero.
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- Well, the GameStop seemed like it could've been zero.
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But then I did buy some more
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to even out my position at around, I think around $230.
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So the average of the shares that I hold are $301,
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so call it $300.
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And now that it's $330, I'm overall, I'm above water.
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- Well, okay.
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There was a piece in the Washington Post
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about this kid in San Antonio
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whose mom gave him 10 shares of GameStop.
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And she was like, in 2019 for Kwanzaa.
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And she was just trying to,
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she wanted to give him a present,
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and she wanted to give him something that,
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like as a kid, he loved to go to GameStop
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to buy games all the time.
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So she was like, oh, there's a company that he enjoys.
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I'm gonna get him some stock in this company
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to teach him a little bit about the stock market.
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And so she bought 10 shares at $6.19.
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And he sold them.
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So it goes up like crazy.
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It goes up to like 320.
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And she's like, hey, did you see this?
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And he's like, and she wanted to make sure
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that it was his decision about what to do.
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And she was like, I was really hoping he would say sell.
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And so he sold at 320.
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So he got like 3,100 bucks out of this.
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- That's amazing.
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Wow, what a great story.
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I will put it in the show notes, I promise.
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That's fantastic.
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But it's so great.
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What a great story.
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But perhaps, perhaps this might be damaging
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to the young man's viewpoint of adventure.
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- Yeah, and that's, yeah, she talked about that too.
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She made very clear that this is not a usual event.
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You can turn $60--
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- Don't get used to this.
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- Well, there's the guy who's the main,
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I'm not gonna say instigator,
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'cause I don't think he's done anything wrong.
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But the promoter of GameStop is this guy on Reddit's
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Wall Street Bets who goes under the name,
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It's got the F word. - Big fucking value?
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- Big fucking value, something like that.
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And now he's been, I don't know if he got exposed
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or he chose to, but you know, the Wall Street Journal
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had an interview with the real guy.
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But anyway, he put $50,000 into GameStop back in April.
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And his position now is like 40 million
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or something like that?
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It's like he cashed out a bit to have 13 million in cash
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and is still holding the rest, which is fascinating.
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But not a bad way to do it, right?
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Because then if, you know what I mean?
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If he still believes that the stock could go higher,
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it's not a bad way to do it.
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Put a little cash in your pocket, right?
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13 million from 50,000 starting point.
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If that's really what he walks away with,
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he's still, that rags to riches story.
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I mean, not that he, I don't think he was in rags, but.
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- No, I'm sure he wasn't.
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- Let's say average Joe to riches.
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$13 million in cash is, you know,
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it's a lot of money to most people.
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You know, 40 million seems like more.
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I would be very tempted to have sold
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at some point along the way.
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But you know, but not,
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most people aren't making that type of money, but.
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- I just wanted to follow.
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- And I get, I mean, it seems like,
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I mean, I'm sure that a lot of people are excited
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about making a lot of money,
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but it also seems like these guys are just mostly,
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I mean, a lot of them are sticking a finger
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in somebody's eye.
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- Yeah, there's definitely a part of that where they're,
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you know, and the idea is that,
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one of the ideas is that GameStop
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has been unfairly maligned by the short sellers
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and that these hedge funds pounce on troubled stocks.
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And you can see why,
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and there, GameStop in particular seemed
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open to this attack
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because the short seller's story is true,
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which is basically, hey, it's COVID,
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GameStop is a physical retailer with all these positions.
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Physical retail is already hurting before COVID.
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COVID is death to physical retail, literally.
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I mean, it's, you know,
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'cause people are staying home
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and they're supposed to stay home.
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And the larger trend in the video game industry
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is towards downloads only,
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and people aren't buying discs,
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and that's the whole thing that GameStop is about.
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And so that rings, it is true to some degree,
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and so it sounds true to other people,
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and so when they say, you know,
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you should short this stock
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because they're gonna go bankrupt, it rings true.
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But when you actually look at GameStop's numbers,
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it's not that bad, you know?
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It's like, and they had a strong holiday quarter,
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you know, so there's some truth
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that they might be more resilient to this
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than that storyline would have you.
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That bankruptcy may not be on the,
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you know, in their future.
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- Well, and part of the problem with the hedge funds,
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you know, stuff that they do
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is it creates kind of a feeding frenzy, right?
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- It does take, I mean, you know,
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they're generally not doing it based on absolutely nothing,
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but it becomes a fait accompli
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because they all get together and they do the same thing,
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and that drives the stock down,
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and then they cash out and they make their money.
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- Right, and when there's a very short, succinct story
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that you can tell in 30 seconds during a hit on CNBC,
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it's more compelling, and hey,
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COVID hurts physical retailers,
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GameStop's a physical retailer,
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and kids are moving towards digital downloads.
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End of story, they're going bankrupt,
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and it's like, oh, that sounds good.
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- You know, as people who follow Apple,
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we, I think we are in not necessarily a unique position,
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but we are in a good position to recognize the fact
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that a lot of the activity that happens on Wall Street
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is based on a bunch of crap that people are making up
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or are ill-informed about.
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- Yeah, that's very true.
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You know, and again, I'm not an investment expert, trust me.
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You, you know, you have more of a background in this,
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and you know more about how the stock market really works,
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but I do know the basics of how Apple in particular
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over the last 25 years, oh, maybe 30 years,
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you know, maybe the whole history of the company,
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has largely been valued unfairly on the market.
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And even at the point now where maybe
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they're valued too high, right?
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Maybe they're part of an overall bubble.
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But the basic idea of price to earnings, you know,
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where the average company over the last 100 years
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in the S&P 500 has had a price to earnings of around,
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I think it's like 19, but let's call it $20, right?
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So it's like, however profitable you are,
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your stock price is sort of like a 20 times factor
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on earnings per share.
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I think that's what price to earnings ratio is, right?
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And you know, I don't know,
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that sounds like that's the way it should be, right?
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But for a long, long stretch,
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Apple was always valued way under $20 price to earnings.
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Because the narrative was, ah, this company is on the,
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you know, they're in trouble.
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They're, you know, even when they weren't in trouble.
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- They're gonna go out of business.
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They're gonna go out of business any day.
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- Right, and every time they had a hit,
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it would be like, ah, you know,
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like the iPod is a great example.
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'Cause the iPod, we can talk about as it's over, right?
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It happened and it was a, not a flash,
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but it was sort of a decade long thing, right?
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It appeared in 2001, it was Mac only,
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and Mac only until like 2003.
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And then I think it was around 2003, maybe 2004,
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when they added the Windows support with iTunes.
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And you know, digital music really, really took off.
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And they had a couple of years
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where it was a true sensation.
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And I always remember, I just remember being at the mall
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and hearing people, kids talk about going to the iPod store.
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And it'd be like, you kids, you know.
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I mean, this is 20 years ago, so I was like 29 years old.
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And I already felt like an old man.
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You kids, that's the Apple store.
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The iPod store.
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But it became a thing.
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But when it became a thing, the narrative was,
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ah, Dell's gonna come out with a thing,
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Microsoft's gonna come out with a thing,
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and nobody's gonna buy these expensive ones from Apple.
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There's gonna be cheap ones from other companies.
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And it never happened, right?
00:36:16
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But their stock never really took the value of the iPod
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because the narrative was, at any given moment,
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the iPod was gonna just poof, the bubble's gonna pop.
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- Get replaced by, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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get beaten by Microsoft.
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- Yeah. - Yeah, I mean,
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there was a rumor, I still remember this,
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that Microsoft was going to give you the value
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of whatever music you had already purchased on,
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like just give it to you somehow,
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like magically transfer whatever you had already purchased
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onto the Zune when it came out.
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And of course, that never happened.
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I mean, you had to buy, you had to get a subscription
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or you had to buy it all over again to get it on digital.
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But it was just like, yeah,
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but it was that kind of thinking.
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It was like, Microsoft is too mighty,
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and there's no way that Apple's gonna be able to keep up
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when Microsoft introduces whatever
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they're gonna bring to market.
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- Right, and that basically Apple's only core audience
00:37:12
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- Yeah. - All right.
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I mean, there's even the site, Cult of Mac.
00:37:14
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I mean, it's like it's been there for a while,
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but it's no exaggeration to say
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that that was the narrative on Wall Street,
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was that the people who buy Macintosh computers
00:37:24
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were cultists, you know?
00:37:26
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- Yeah. - Because they couldn't see
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any other reason why people would be buying
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these other computers that don't accept DOS floppies.
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I put my floppy disk in and it said it wanted to format it.
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- What's the VGA porn on that laptop?
00:37:42
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- Right, these people are in a cult.
00:37:47
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- The trackpad works, what the hell is that?
00:37:53
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What kind of crazy--
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- It's unsustainable.
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- What kind of crazy laptop is this?
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It actually wakes up from sleep.
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My computer shuts down if I leave the lid closed
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for 10 minutes, just like God intended.
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But the thing, so it's a weird story to follow
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because I love the idea that they are, you know,
00:38:22
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sticking a finger in the eye of these hedge funds.
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But at the same time, you can easily see how,
00:38:27
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and this may be an example of one,
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but I don't even know, like I said,
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I don't know exactly how it all started necessarily,
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but you can see how this can be,
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particularly after our experience in the 2016 election,
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this could be weaponized, right?
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How actors from foreign states or, you know,
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just bad people can influence people on online forums
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and other places and try and get them to do stuff like this,
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thinking that they're doing something that's cute and funny
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or even a social good and pointed in the wrong direction.
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- Yeah, absolutely, you know, and especially,
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maybe not especially, but you know,
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Reddit in particular is,
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I've never been a big Reddit user.
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- Yeah, me neither.
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- I mean, in fact, the opposite.
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I'm a very rare and occasional Reddit user.
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But like the culture of Reddit is complete anonymity.
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Like as far as I can tell, nobody on,
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I might be the only person on all of Reddit
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who uses their actual name.
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I think I signed up when, I don't know,
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I was logged in 'cause I was looking
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at Wall Street Bets this week,
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and it says I've signed up 15 years ago.
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So I don't know if that's early, how early that is,
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but you know, but my username on Reddit is just Gruber.
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I've got like one, I've got one karma point,
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but I've been there for 15 years.
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As far as I can tell, nobody on Reddit uses their name.
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I don't know.
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But when I signed up, I didn't know.
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And I no longer know what made up name I would use.
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I mean, Daring Fireball wouldn't exactly hide my--
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- Hide my identity.
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But, you know, and I know that there's lots of people,
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a lot of people on Twitter,
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including some of my favorite people who I follow
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who don't use their real name.
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Darth, for example, who might be the single--
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- First one I think of.
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- Right, the single greatest Twitter user in the world,
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maybe, does not use his real name.
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And it doesn't make him less credible.
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I think it's great that you don't have to.
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I think Twitter would be for the worse
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if they had originally had a real names only policy.
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But the fact that no one on Reddit uses their real name
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does seem to make it even more likely to be,
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like how would you tell if it's foreign actors
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or people with the bad intent
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of attempting to crash the stock market?
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- It's very strange.
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- Yeah, I was, the other thing I saw was that there are,
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now there are like 6.3 million subscribers
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to Wall Street Bets.
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And half of them subscribe since Wednesday.
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- It's a very weird board.
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Did you take a look at it at all?
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I mean, now--
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- Just the stuff that's been posted in articles I had.
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I don't think I've gone there directly.
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- Man, it's crazy.
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I kinda see how people are into it,
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but it's like, it's too frenetic for me.
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But I love--
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- And they have their own kind of cultural language almost.
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- Yeah, I love it.
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They say they call it, what they want,
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with the basic idea that the hardcore users of it,
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they want you to buy GameStop and AMC and hold.
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Just buy some and hold it,
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and it's gonna drive the share price higher.
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And we're all gonna get rich,
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and they post a bunch of rocket ship emojis
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to show that it's going to,
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I swear, this is part of the lingo.
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It's like, there's like going to the moon.
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Going to the moon is good, but going to Alpha Centauri
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is like, that's where they want it to go.
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'Cause they want GameStop to go to like 4,000.
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I swear, I mean, I don't think, I don't know.
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Well, you laugh, but--
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- I know, I know.
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- But it was at like $12 a month ago,
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and now it's at 300.
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So I don't know, could it, you know,
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it's gone up 30 times in a month.
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Maybe it could go up 10 times more.
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I don't know, this is what they want.
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But they call it, but buying and holding,
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they call it diamond hands.
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And if you-- - Okay, that's what that was.
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Yeah, I saw that referenced a few times, yeah.
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- That's diamond hands.
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And what you don't wanna have is paper hands.
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Paper hands would be like, let's say,
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like when I bought my GameStop at 300,
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and it went up to 480.
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If I had paper hands, I would have sold right there
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for a nice win.
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But I don't, see, yeah, but I don't wanna have paper hands.
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You know, I want diamond hands.
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So I got the, I'm in with the kids.
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I got diamond hands, John.
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But I sat there, I'm sitting there thinking,
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you know, and again, this is not an investment for me.
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This is recreational gambling.
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But I am, it did occur to me, well, wait,
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if I don't sell at 400 or 450,
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well, what am I doing?
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- Yeah, right.
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And that's a question for all of these people, right?
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I mean, what's the end game here?
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Because it doesn't seem like, I mean,
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maybe it does go up to something,
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some crazy value like 4,000.
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But fundamentally, I don't think it's a $4,000
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per share stock.
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- No, I don't.
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- And it's gotta come back down.
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And when it comes back down,
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somebody's gonna be left carrying a hole in the bag.
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- Yeah, there's no doubt about it.
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I mean, again, and I don't mean--
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- Somebody's gonna have shit,
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somebody's gonna have shit hands is what they're gonna have.
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(both laughing)
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- Somebody's gonna have to wipe their ass
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with the free newspaper at the corner
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'cause they can't buy toilet paper anymore.
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So I guess they would have shit hands.
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I don't know.
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- I never thought of that as like a last ditch,
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get the free newspaper.
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- Well, you know, I mean, it'd be hard for me
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'cause I'd have to walk far, but I could do it.
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- Remember when we couldn't buy toilet paper?
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- Yeah, I know, yeah.
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- Wasn't that a thing you'd never expected
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in life in America?
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- A mass toilet paper shortage.
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- But you know what, though?
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It was a similar mania, though, right?
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It's like that herd mentality.
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'Cause people bought, and I have members of my family,
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and when we wound up placing enough orders,
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we didn't, we were at the tail end of it.
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You know, like we didn't load up early,
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but once we had trouble getting toilet paper,
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we placed orders, you know,
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like walmart.com and amazon.com,
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and it was at a time when they were saying,
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"Don't even leave the house."
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And we wound up getting more toilet paper
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to keep in the basement than we'd normally have,
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but not massive amounts.
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But I have family members who went to Costco
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and loaded up their SUVs with toilet paper.
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And we're like, you know, like Amy would be like,
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"I don't think you need that much."
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- What do you think is gonna happen?
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Like people are pooping more?
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I don't... (laughs)
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- Well, no, I think somehow it was just this weird cycle of
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everybody's saying there's a toilet paper shortage,
00:45:38
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and somebody went to a store,
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and they literally were out of toilet paper,
00:45:42
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had nothing but the worst toilet paper imaginable,
00:45:46
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like brand name, worst toilet paper. (laughs)
00:45:49
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- Yeah. - Prison toilet paper.
00:45:49
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- And that happened, that did happen to us.
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We had, at one point there was like,
00:45:54
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we had some toilet paper that was kind of sketchy,
00:45:55
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but that was the worst, you know,
00:45:57
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that was the worst that happened.
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And because we, you know, 'cause we go to Costco,
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and so we get it at Costco,
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and so we usually have way more toilet paper
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than we really need at any given moment. (laughs)
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- But there were people buying pickup trucks full of it.
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And then, you know, like I remember early on,
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like when this was happening,
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I had to go pick up a prescription.
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And so I was at our CVS down the street.
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And I went to, you know, I was like,
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well, let's see if they have any toilet paper,
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maybe I'll pick some up, you know, 'cause,
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and I went, and they literally had nothing but like,
00:46:26
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you know, like one sketchy roll.
00:46:28
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- Yeah, Soviet toilet paper, yeah.
00:46:30
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- We have some paper towels too,
00:46:32
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'cause paper towels were running low.
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And we got some really bad paper towels.
00:46:37
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And then, you know, now everything normal, normal out,
00:46:40
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and we don't have, but we still have some of this
00:46:43
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really cheap paper towels that we use for cleaning.
00:46:46
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You know, it's like, well, you know,
00:46:47
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let's not let it go to waste.
00:46:48
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But these paper towels, when they get wet, they dissolve.
00:46:53
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Like they're not just bad paper towels.
00:46:56
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They're like, what are you supposed to use it for
00:47:00
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if getting it wet at all makes it dissolve?
00:47:04
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Do you ever have, did you ever get those,
00:47:06
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there's like eco-friendly packing material
00:47:09
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that they even tell you, you can put it,
00:47:11
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if you'd like to, you can just put it in a bucket,
00:47:13
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fill it with water, and it'll dissolve.
00:47:14
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- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:15
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Yeah, I ate one of those.
00:47:17
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- I did too, 'cause they said you can.
00:47:19
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- 'Cause they said you could eat it.
00:47:21
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- I gave one to the dog too.
00:47:25
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- This is why we're pals.
00:47:26
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My wife was like, what are you doing?
00:47:29
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If you get sick, if you get sick,
00:47:32
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I'm never gonna let you forget this.
00:47:34
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And I'm like, well, they say you can eat it.
00:47:35
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And you know, but that's what these paper towels
00:47:38
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are made out of.
00:47:39
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You just get 'em wet.
00:47:40
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And like, all we ever do with paper towels
00:47:42
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is clean up spills, you know?
00:47:48
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Well anyway, then it leads us to,
00:47:50
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we gotta talk about this Robin Hood company,
00:47:52
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Jiminy Christ.
00:47:52
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- Yeah, yeah.
00:47:53
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Do we need a disclosure?
00:47:55
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They used to advertise on one of my podcasts
00:47:58
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that long time ago.
00:47:59
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- Well, that's fair enough.
00:48:00
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I don't know.
00:48:01
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They'd never advertise with me though,
00:48:02
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so screw, it's the hell with them.
00:48:06
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Even if they had, I'd still be,
00:48:11
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it's such a bizarre story.
00:48:12
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They're heading towards an IPO.
00:48:14
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They're well-funded.
00:48:15
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They're very popular.
00:48:16
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They apparently have a very good app,
00:48:18
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which I haven't been able to use.
00:48:21
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So I signed up for a Robin Hood account five years ago.
00:48:24
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And I think it was when they were first new.
00:48:26
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There was like a, our friend Adam Lisagor's sandwich video
00:48:29
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did a nice sandwich video for them.
00:48:31
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And it sounded like a cool thing.
00:48:33
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So I signed up and it never actually used it though.
00:48:37
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And then the other day,
00:48:38
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when I was thinking about getting in on this GameStop,
00:48:41
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before the Robin Hood blockade,
00:48:43
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I thought, well, maybe if I'm just gonna goof around
00:48:45
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instead of using my real investment account,
00:48:47
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where I don't play day trading at all,
00:48:50
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I just buy some stocks and hold and never look at them,
00:48:53
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just index, you know, S&P 500 index funds.
00:48:56
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Why don't I just, why don't I try this Robin Hood thing too?
00:48:58
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I'll put, you know, put a couple hundred bucks in there
00:49:01
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and play with that.
00:49:02
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And I couldn't sign in 'cause they,
00:49:05
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I had my username and password and my email address,
00:49:08
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but they said they wanted to send me an SMS
00:49:10
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because I hadn't signed in for a long time.
00:49:13
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And I said, okay, and it just said, it's just a button.
00:49:15
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How, they were like,
00:49:16
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how would you like to confirm your account, colon.
00:49:18
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And there's only one option, SMS.
00:49:21
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And I hit yes and my phone never got an SMS.
00:49:25
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- Nothing happens.
00:49:25
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- And my, I have a Google Voice that I was like,
00:49:28
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maybe I use the Google Voice.
00:49:29
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I often use that, which is a great way to have like
00:49:32
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a throwaway account that can get and send SMS
00:49:35
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without having to give people your real cell phone number.
00:49:38
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Nope, nothing.
00:49:39
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So my guess is when I signed up,
00:49:41
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I gave them our landline number,
00:49:44
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which is what I typically give, you know,
00:49:46
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that they ask for a phone number.
00:49:47
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- They're trying to send a text message
00:49:49
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to your landline number, yeah.
00:49:50
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- Right, which literally isn't even hooked up.
00:49:52
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We don't even have a phone connected to it.
00:49:55
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We just have this number and we can use it for, you know,
00:49:58
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billing purposes with no risk of, 'cause I, you know what,
00:50:01
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I don't want a phone call from them, but I sent them.
00:50:05
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So they're like, all right, so if you can't log in,
00:50:08
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what do you need to do?
00:50:09
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You gotta send them an email to support.
00:50:11
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My guess is that my request to have this SMS situation
00:50:16
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straightened out.
00:50:20
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- Is not high on their list right now?
00:50:23
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- I'm guessing they might have a lot of emails in that.
00:50:27
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- You'll get that, you'll get that response to that
00:50:30
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when you get a COVID vaccine.
00:50:32
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- Exactly, so I was not able to use it,
00:50:35
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but apparently what people say,
00:50:36
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and I have friends who have a counselor,
00:50:37
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they say it is a very nice app.
00:50:40
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I use E-Trade, I have an E-Trade,
00:50:42
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and E-Trade's apps are, how do you say it?
00:50:48
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- Not good. - Not good.
00:50:49
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I tried using their iPad app,
00:50:52
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and I don't know how this is even possible,
00:50:54
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but it seems like the fields,
00:50:56
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like when it says how many shares would you,
00:50:58
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you know, what stock, GME, how many shares, you know, 30.
00:51:06
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The fields don't really align with the tap targets.
00:51:09
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It's like you have to tap above the,
00:51:12
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how do you, I don't even know how you do that in an iOS app,
00:51:15
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and then the iOS app crashed,
00:51:17
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and I haven't had an app crash in a long time.
00:51:20
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It just, or at least on iOS,
00:51:22
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it just doesn't seem to be a big thing anymore.
00:51:25
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It's clearly, E-Trade is still,
00:51:27
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and then I went to my Mac and just did it on the web,
00:51:29
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and their website, it's not, it's very,
00:51:31
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they have a lot going on, but it works,
00:51:34
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and I can understand it, and it's a lot faster than an app.
00:51:36
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It's just clearly meant to be an app,
00:51:40
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and I mean a website, not an app,
00:51:42
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whereas Robinhood is app first.
00:51:44
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It's meant to be on the phone,
00:51:46
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and you know, so I could see why that's appealing
00:51:49
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to the kids, and especially these kids who are betting,
00:51:52
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right, who aren't just buying and holding, you know,
00:51:55
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once a month, put some more money into your fund
00:51:57
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and buy an index fund and build an investment nest.
00:52:01
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Kids who are sitting there in Reddit all day long
00:52:04
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buying and selling and dumping and, you know.
00:52:06
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- But the big thing, right, is they don't have fees, right?
00:52:10
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- Well, E-Trade doesn't have fees anymore either.
00:52:13
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Fees, you know, I think once some of these brokerages
00:52:16
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went to no fee, everybody kinda had to go to no fee,
00:52:21
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'cause the whole, the fees thing turned out to be a racket.
00:52:24
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It was sorta like ATM fees, right?
00:52:27
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And it's like, imagine like,
00:52:29
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but you're a customer of theirs,
00:52:31
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and so like, even if you still pay ATM fees
00:52:34
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when you go like, out of your bank's network,
00:52:37
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it would be crazy if your own bank charged you an ATM fee.
00:52:41
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Right, that's, I think, I don't know,
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maybe other people have fees,
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but E-Trade doesn't charge fees anymore either.
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- Okay, I don't know, yeah,
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but I don't know E-Trade's business model,
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but Robinhood is basically making money
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off of selling all the information.
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- Right, right, so their customers for money
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is that they allow, you know, they have hedge funds
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that they allow to get access to the fire hose
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of the trade information, and what's it called?
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High frequency trading.
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Where, and it's sort of like trying to think about
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how computers work these days,
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and you know, how many computations per se,
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like when Apple tells you that when you take a photo
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with your iPhone, and it does three trillion operations
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in the instant you hit the shutter,
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and it's like, how is that even, three trillion, what?
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It's like, how is that even possible?
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And it's hard to wrap your mind around it,
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but it's like these high frequency trade things,
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it's like when they have access to the fire hose,
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basically, I think this is a fair description,
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and it's like, just John Molt's joke consumer
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decides to buy 10 shares of GameStop at $300 even,
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and the fire hose could see that somebody else
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is selling ones at $299.75,
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and so they can quick buy those shares at 299.75,
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and then sell those to you for 300,
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and make, you know, a couple of pennies.
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And it's probably even smaller, I'm saying a quarter,
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maybe it's like a penny, like, you know,
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but if you do this at the thousands of times per second scale
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you can make a large sum of money
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with the arbitrage of just a--
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- It's the change bank.
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- Right, it is, it's the change bank.
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I made that joke.
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I saw Kevin Nealon on Twitter say that that still
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is one of his all-time favorite SNL skits.
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- It's great.
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- But it's like, yeah, it's like the change bank
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come to life and somehow, you know,
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if two $10 bills are sometimes worth $20 and a penny,
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that you, you know, it doesn't make sense with cash,
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but if that's, you know, in stocks it's like
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all of a sudden two $10 bills are temporarily worth $20
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and one cent, you quick buy those and turn them
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into a $20 bill and you pocket the penny.
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Anyway, that's how these guys make money.
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But it still isn't clear.
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So anyway, this whole thing with Robinhood,
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and the basic idea is, you know, you put money
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in your account and then with your money
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you can buy stocks and, you know, these options
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and the other stuff, but they all have prices
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and you can buy as many as you are allowed to buy.
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And you buy them and sell them and you do things
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and all of a sudden Robinhood said to these people who are,
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and this is where it really gets interesting
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'cause it's not like, so for example,
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E-Trade, the one I use, apparently stopped allowing people
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to buy GameStop at like 3.30 in the after,
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like a half hour before trading closed on Thursday.
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Nobody, you don't see any articles about it
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because people weren't really using E-Trade for this.
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And it was only for half an hour.
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And it was just sort of, you know,
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it actually seems much more reasonable.
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It was just sort of like, we don't even know what's going on.
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Just give us a break, give us a chance to catch our breath.
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Whereas Robinhood just said, you can't buy it anymore.
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- And they're-
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- Didn't they, I mean, they had some sort of fiduciary
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problem with it, right?
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Because they couldn't, there was so much trading going on
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that it couldn't cover the amounts.
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- Something like that.
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I mean, it's still unclear.
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- And it gets, you know, it gets to the SEC rules about,
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you have to have a certain amount of money
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in order to be able to execute these trades.
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You can't just like, as an individual,
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I can't walk in there and say,
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I wanna trade a million shares of Apple.
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It's like, no, you can't do that.
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You don't, if it goes sour, you'll go bankrupt.
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And then, you know, the whole thing will fall apart.
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So you have to have a certain amount of money in the bank
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in order to be able to do certain kinds of large trades.
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And they didn't have enough money
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because there was so much going on.
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- One of the weird things about Robinhood
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that I didn't realize, and even before last week,
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but one of the knocks against Robinhood
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was that they promote this gambling mentality.
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And they know, and everybody knows their,
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you know, their target audience is younger,
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and that this isn't a good idea, you know,
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that it's perhaps dangerous in sort of promoting the idea
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that you can't lose, whereas, you know,
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you definitely can lose.
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But one of the weird things about it
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is that the default account for,
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if you just go through the default
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of setting up a new Robinhood account,
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your default is a margin account, not a cash account.
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Whereas a cash account is, okay, like E-Trade,
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you go there, sign up, you wire E-Trade $1,000,
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and then when that clears, you know,
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I guess maybe if it's a wire transfer,
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it can clear instantly.
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If you do like a regular bank transfer,
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maybe it takes two days.
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Then you have $1,000 in your E-Trade account,
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and you can buy $1,000 worth of stock.
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- Stock, yeah.
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- Whereas a margin account is like buying on credit.
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Do you understand?
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I'm not quite sure I understand how that works,
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but effectively-- - I don't know.
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I don't understand it any better than that.
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But it's, you know, I understand how casinos
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work much better.
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You know, casinos, you can play,
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but you can step up to a blackjack table
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and put $1,000 in cash down and say,
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"I would like $1,000 in chips,"
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and then they'll count out the money for the camera,
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and then they'll give you $1,000 in chips,
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and then you can play.
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But you can also get a marker.
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Now, you have to, first thing you have to do
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is you can't just walk up in a new casino and say,
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"Give me a marker for $1,000."
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You, there's a place in the casino,
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like it's usually labeled casino credit,
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and you go over there and wait,
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and you give 'em your driver's license
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and give 'em some information and fill out a form.
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And I don't even know how long it usually takes,
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but you could do it online now,
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like if you know you're traveling to Las Vegas or something,
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you could fill it out in advance,
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and then you could say,
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"I would like to be cleared for like $10,000 in credit."
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At your casino.
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And then they do some kind of check,
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and then they'll say yes or no,
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and then when you go there,
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you can use your casino player's card
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or just your driver's license,
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come up to the table.
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Once you have credit at a casino,
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you can say, "Give me a $1,000 marker."
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And then a pit boss will walk away,
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and a minute or two later come over.
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It looks like a check.
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And you sign your name,
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and it says you owe this casino $1,000,
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and you haven't given them a dollar of real money,
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and they'll give you $1,000 in chips,
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but you do owe them $1,000.
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Margin account is sort of like that.
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You can buy stuff that you don't have cash for effectively.
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But the thing about when,
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so A, I think that is a very strange default,
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and seems like it could get people into trouble.
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'Cause for example, the default at a real casino
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is cash, right?
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You put real money into a real slot machine,
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or you put real greenbacks down on the table
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to play a table game,
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and then you lose, you can only lose whatever you--
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- Whatever you put in.
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- Yeah, you've already handed them the money.
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You've already put money on the table,
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and they take it away and put it down the chute,
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and give you these fun little chips that are a lot more,
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they're a lot more fun to lose and win
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But you've already given them the cash,
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and that's the most you can lose.
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Whereas when you're playing with markers,
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you could get into real trouble.
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I guess when you play at a legitimate casino,
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it's not quite like an episode of The Sopranos,
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but they're gonna get their money.
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Defaulting to a margin account is weird,
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but the thing you have to understand with The Robin Hood
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is they've blocked everybody from buying GameStop,
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even if you had a cash account.
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So if you gave them $1,000 in cash,
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and they had it, and it's in your account,
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you could not use that account to buy GameStop.
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And it seems to be some kind of liquidity crisis
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with Robin Hood, where it's not the relationship
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between you, the user, and Robin Hood.
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It's that Robin Hood as an institution
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didn't have the funds to cover these trades
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behind the scenes, because they don't actually
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buy the stocks, they go to a middle person,
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and I guess it takes two days for these things to clear.
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And people were looking at it, and they're like,
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you don't, you can't do this.
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And that's a bad look for a brokerage.
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- Well, I don't know.
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I mean, I guess it's bad, yeah, it's bad to,
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I mean, it's bad to the front end user, it seems bad.
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But you've gotta, if you wanna play in that casino,
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you have to make nice with the casino owner.
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You can't just walk around doing things willy-nilly.
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I mean, there are certain rules involved.
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And I mean, it's a government thing as well.
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It's not just like trying to make it good
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for Fidelity or whoever they're doing the trade through.
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It's a government requirement.
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And I mean, I think there are few enough requirements
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placed on this stuff as it is.
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It's nice to see somebody actually,
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to see one that's at least maybe working.
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- Well, then now Robin Hood's open to suspicions
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of chicanery though, because this idea that,
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hey, they're in bed with these hedge funds
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who have shorted the stock,
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and therefore in the hedge fund's interest,
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and they're the ones who actually pay Robin Hood
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for this access to the high-frequency trading information.
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It's in their interest for GameStop's stock,
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there I go trying to call it GameStop,
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GameStop stock to go down.
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And the way to keep it from going down
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is to have people buying it,
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and the people who are most interested in buying it
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are blocked out.
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And it looks bad.
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And I don't know if that's really what was going on.
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Nobody seems to really know,
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but it certainly, it passes the sniff test
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of being credible, right?
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It is a very, you know, again,
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it's like the basic story against GameStop.
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COVID equals retail bad, people buying digital downloads,
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it means disks are bad, GameStop's in trouble.
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Here, the basic story is hedge funds,
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certain hedge funds want GameStop to go down.
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The way to keep it from going down
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is to have people like us buy it,
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and we can't buy it,
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and Robin Hood's in the middle of this.
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- Right, yeah.
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I mean, the whole thing is definitely,
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you know, it's a big test of whether or not
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the rules of the casino apply to everybody,
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or if there are different sets of rules
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for one group of people
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and another set of rules for other people.
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- Right, and that's what it looks like,
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you know, it really does.
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You know, it's like the hedge funds
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aren't cut off from shorting it even further.
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It's just a fascinating story.
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- And so far, the bailouts that have happened
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have come from other people in the industry, right?
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So I think, I forget the name of the one
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that was heavily leveraged on this,
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and like lost like a third of their value
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or something like that.
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- Yeah, they got killed.
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It's like Melvin or something like that.
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- Yeah, it started with an M, right?
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I couldn't remember the name of it.
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But somebody, another company stepped in
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and like bailed them out.
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And the thing that I was afraid of happening was,
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and you heard some of these jerks
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on like the financial networks,
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you know, getting on the air
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and calling for like government bailouts
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of these companies.
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It's like, no, no, absolutely not.
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- No, it is, and you know, it does get to the heart
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of the broader outrage is the sense that
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if you're in the suit and tie wearing industry
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and you have a job and you regularly appear on CNBC
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and they call you an analyst
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and you work at a firm or whatever,
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it's a tails I win, heads you lose.
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That's the way I think Paul Krugman has put it.
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Where the idea is if the stuff you've bought goes up,
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you win because it went up.
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And if it goes down, the public loses
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because the government comes in and bails them out
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and makes you right.
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Right, I mean, basically there's a lot more people
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should have lost everything in the 2008 financial crisis.
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It really should be considered criminal.
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It's criminal that it wasn't criminal, right?
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But there were an awful lot of people who got bailed out
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and whereas the whole game was, no, you're gambling.
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You should be able to lose, you know?
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- And the public shouldn't be the one to fund making it.
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- It seems so obvious.
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- It does, but they justify it.
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And it's almost like you could see
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that they believe it somehow, right?
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- Yeah, I mean, this is, yeah, it's,
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yeah, I could go on for a while about this, but.
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- I mean, I'll do one story real quick,
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but I was talking to a CEO years ago
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about like, you know, he was incensed about the fact
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that he had to sign these things
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that's, you know, for the government that said,
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this is amounts that we made, these are our tax returns,
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this is verifiable, and he was like,
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I don't know how, I don't know if this is true.
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Somebody in our accounting firm came up with this.
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I don't know, I can't, and yet I have to sign these
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and take personal responsibility.
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I was like, well, maybe that's why they pay me so much.
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I mean, like, you can't just like, you can't say like,
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you know, I make a lot of money
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because I take all these big risks
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- I don't know if these numbers are accurate.
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- I'm just the CEO.
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Like as though you just asked like the night custodian,
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- You're right, I just walked in here.
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I don't know what's going on.
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- Yeah, well, put your name on this.
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You're on the hook with the FCC.
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- Sorry, Rodney Dangerfield, you're the CEO.
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- And if the numbers don't add up,
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- Wait, right, well, we'll make it good.
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Well, just, you know, the government will come in
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Apple's quarterly results.
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Yeah, I guess we might as well follow on the,
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our, put on, keep our shirts and ties on.
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I never know what to do.
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This is one of those things where it's like,
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I always mention the quarterly results,
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but I never know how much, right?
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'Cause it's not, that's not really what I'm interested in.
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I mean, if something truly profound happened,
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you know, you wanna know, you know, like,
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you know, if you're really in trouble.
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It'd be more of interest to me if there were trouble
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than when they have a good quarter
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and they just had, I think, a great quarter.
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Yeah, I mean, for a first fiscal quarter, it was amazing.
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And I guess, you know, the thing I take away from it
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as somebody who's almost solely interested in Apple
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for the products and services, I guess, now that they make,
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and not as an investor.
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I do not own Apple stock for the reason
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that I think it would, you know, be a conflict of interest.
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I just don't want the hassle.
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with how I feel about how their products are going.
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And I feel like everything is in pretty good shape
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and the results reflect it.
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It was a great quarter for the iPhone,
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a great quarter for the Mac, pretty good for iPad,
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and the services are on a slow, steady,
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consistent march upward.
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- Yeah, yeah, and for years, the whole thing was like,
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has really grown to the point where it, I mean,
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you can't really say that's much of a concern anymore.
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- I saw a tweet this morning, I think it was a tweet.
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It was on a Philip Elmer DeWitt's PED30 site
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from Horace Dedue.
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But as Horace graphed it, Apple's,
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if you subtract the iPhone from Apple's quarter,
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the rest of the company is now at the size
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that all of Apple was at in either 2012 or 2013
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or something like that.
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- Yeah, I thought it was, yeah, I think I saw that.
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I thought it was 2012, but yeah.
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- Yeah, so and 2012 was sort of at the height of,
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hey, this iPhone thing is clearly fantastic,
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but they're too dependent on it.
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It's like, it's like Apple stock for some reason
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has always attracted these Debbie Downers.
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Oh, so they've got the most profitable product
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in the history of consumer goods.
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Too dependent on it.
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- Can't last.
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Yeah, yeah, right, right.
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That's the way of finding, I mean, in the whole,
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the idea is so ludicrous on the face of it.
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I mean, the idea, what is the concern?
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Is the concern that the iPhone
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is simply just going to go away?
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I mean, it's not like you're gonna wake up tomorrow
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and there's not gonna be an iPhone.
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- Right, and it's hard to, yeah, as opposed to,
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and it's a great testimony to the idea
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of cannibalizing your own product.
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I mentioned the iPod earlier in the show,
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and nobody buys, they don't even sell iPods anymore.
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I guess they have the iPod Touch.
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- Yeah, the Touch, yeah.
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Do they have the Shuffle still?
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They had the Shuffle for a while.
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- I don't think they do.
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Well, we'll find out.
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I'm sure we'll find out on Twitter after the show airs,
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but I don't think they do.
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I do not think they still sell the Shuffle.
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But the iPod was a very big hit,
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and it was very successful,
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and they made the iPhone such that
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one of the first three things that Steve Jobs said it did
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was it was a great, what, widescreen video-playing iPod.
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And nobody, you know, and I guess if you go young enough now
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like if, like our sons, if we tried to convince our sons
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that they should buy a $400 device to put in their pocket
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that plays music.
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- And does the hard drive, a physical hard drive.
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- And doesn't stream music.
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You gotta load all the songs onto the device.
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You gotta have 'em on there.
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They would, you know, look at us like we're nuts,
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because why would you do that
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when you already have a device in your pocket
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that plays all of your music and can have, you know,
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does have a network connection and streams,
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which is the only way they know how to play music.
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- Looks like there's no touch.
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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- You mean no shuffle?
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- No shuffle, shuffle, yeah.
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- You know, so they cannibalized it.
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But it was easy to imagine how hypothetically,
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like if in 2006, the year before the iPhone was announced,
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and maybe we even did, I don't know,
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maybe you and I did have a podcast where we talked about it,
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but somebody could have easily imagined a future where,
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hey, I think MP, standalone MP3 players are gonna go away.
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I think phones, you know, maybe this rocker isn't it,
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but the idea that you only need one electronic device
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in your pocket and it can play music
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in addition to make your phone calls
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and send your text messages
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or whatever we thought phones did in 2006,
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you know, it can play the snake game.
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You only need one device, right?
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That argument makes sense, right?
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And it's credible.
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Whereas at this point, even now, 15 years,
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or almost, you know, 14 years into the iPhone era,
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it's very hard to imagine a near term.
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I mean, do I think everybody's gonna have iPhones
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in 20 years?
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I don't know.
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Maybe, you know?
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I mean, the Mac has had a life like that.
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But certainly for the next five to 10 years,
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it's very difficult to imagine a world
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where people don't have phones.
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- It's just almost impossible.
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I mean, what?
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I mean, I guess in theory, glasses or something
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could replace it, but even then--
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- I suppose.
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- I don't see it replacing the phone though.
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It's like even these glasses, I think,
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would be like the watch where, you know,
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they're tethered to your phone.
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You've got your little pocket computer
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and it wirelessly communicates
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to these other devices that you wear.
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- So anyway, good quarter for the iPhone.
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iPhone 12 seems to be a hit.
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Good quarter for the Mac.
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iPad, I don't know what else to say, you know?
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Good quarter.
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- And I think there used to be,
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I mean, when they released unit sales,
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there was a little bit more to talk about
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based on comparisons to previous quarters
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and stuff like that, and they don't do that anymore, so.
01:17:13
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- Yeah, and you know, I don't blame them.
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I guess it was more fun when they did, but--
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- Yeah, but nobody else did.
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- No, and you know, and you could see
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how that was highly competitive information, you know?
01:17:24
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- Yeah, right.
01:17:25
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And you know, and people would nitpick it, right?
01:17:28
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I mean, they would, oh, you know,
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stayed flat or it didn't go up as much as we thought,
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or I mean, just forget it.
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They can, and I don't think they massage the numbers,
01:17:43
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but they've gone to great lengths
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to smooth out their revenue streams, right?
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Because they've moved everybody,
01:17:50
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they're trying to move everybody to subscriptions
01:17:52
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for, and paying in, you know, the purchase plans
01:17:57
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and things like that, so that they're not getting the money
01:18:01
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in one quarter and then having to deal with the fact
01:18:05
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that their money is not, that their income is uneven.
01:18:10
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- Right, like the overall spike for the holiday quarter
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is no longer, it doesn't seem to be as disproportionate
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as it used to be, and everybody understands
01:18:18
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that it's the basic nature that Apple makes devices
01:18:23
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that are natural holiday gifts is, you know,
01:18:28
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even if you're stupid, you could see that, right?
01:18:31
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I mean, I thought it was interesting,
01:18:36
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I wrote about it on Daring Faribault,
01:18:37
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I thought it was interesting that the max sales
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actually went down a little bit from the previous quarter,
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which seems to be a little bit of column A,
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which is that the July, September quarter is back to school,
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and which is always a good quarter for the Mac,
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and then a little bit of column B,
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which is that Macs were supply constrained,
01:18:59
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probably for COVID-related supply chain reasons,
01:19:03
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and maybe because Apple Silicon's new in--
01:19:07
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- I would think it's, yeah, gotta be that, right?
01:19:09
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- Just, you know, but there, you know,
01:19:10
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and a couple people were like, yeah,
01:19:11
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I tried to buy, you know, there are certain configurations
01:19:13
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of the new Apple Silicon Macs that are like 30 days out,
01:19:18
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you know, no. - Yeah, you could,
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'cause I ordered mine the day after Christmas,
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and I just got it the other day.
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- Yeah, well, there you go, that's literally 30 days, right?
01:19:29
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- Right, right.
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Yeah, and I configured it, and I think you could get
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the non-configured ones relatively,
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well, I don't know about how quick,
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but you could get them faster for sure.
01:19:41
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- Yeah, so that makes sense.
01:19:43
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I think that the back-to-school thing is really,
01:19:46
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it's sort of like the holiday quarter
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was a little bit good for the Mac
01:19:51
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because these Apple Silicon machines,
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a lot of people were waiting for them,
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and they were universally well-regarded.
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We'll get to talking about yours by the end of the show,
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but I think that the back-to-school factor
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in this COVID year was a bigger factor
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than even Apple Silicon was
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to pump up that back-to-school quarter
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because it's like kids of all ages globally, right?
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It's not just a US thing.
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It's not just a high school or college thing.
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It's like middle school kids,
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any kids who might need a computer at home,
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just how many, and the fact that adults
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were working at home.
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I mean, I know this firsthand
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from our immediate greater family
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that most families aren't like the Gruber household
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where we have more Macs than people at any given time.
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That's a highly unusual ratio.
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There's an awful lot of families that,
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in normal times when there's not a pandemic
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that's locking everybody at home,
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have shared computers, shared for multiple kids,
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shared between adults and kids,
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and a longstanding complaint about iPads
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is that they do not support multi-user
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in the way that Macs do,
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where you can each, different family members,
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there's a nice friendly menu up in the menu bar,
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and you just switch it down to your name,
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and now you're in your account.
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And that doesn't work when you've got two kids in school
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at the same time and up to two adults
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who might be working at the same time
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and all need computers.
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People bought an awful lot.
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You can see it in Tim Cook's remarks.
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There's almost like an apology for how,
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he does seem to be, I know he has a taste for profits,
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and he is the capitalist CEO
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of the most profitable company in the world,
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but you can almost see it in his remarks.
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It's like, this is terrible
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that we're making all this money.
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'Cause you can--
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- I feel just awful about this.
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- Yeah, well, I honestly think that if he could wish away,
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if he had one wish and could be used
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to make it so that COVID didn't happen,
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knowing that it would mean that Apple
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would have had a somewhat less successful year,
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I don't think he would hesitate to do it.
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I feel like he feels bad about that trade-off,
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whereas some people might be like,
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wow, this COVID is the best thing that ever happened to us.
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- It's working out for me, yeah.
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But I think the Mac in particular
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really, really benefited from that in Q3.
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- Anything else from the Apple quarterly results?
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I didn't really, I guess there's some question.
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I don't wanna go too far into it with the Apple report card,
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but the one product that is so weird of all of 'em
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is the Apple TV, right?
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Like, Snell released his Apple report card yesterday,
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and it's like, everybody has the same marks.
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It's like, and it's bizarre.
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Like, my quip on it for the report card is just,
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it is just, it's not necessarily bizarre
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that Apple isn't interested in selling set-top TV boxes.
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Like, their living room hardware interest
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has always clearly been a hobby, right?
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It goes, I think literally goes back
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to the Steve Jobs era of calling it a hobby.
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But their overall interest in living room now
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is very high because they are all in on Apple TV+
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as a service.
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- The city of Philadelphia, all the billboard space
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here in Center City, Philadelphia is all servant.
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It's the M Night Shyamalan show
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that actually takes place here in Philadelphia.
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But I don't think that's why, probably nationwide.
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But they've been advertising shows.
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They had Ted Lasso advertisements.
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You know, they're all in on this service.
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But their hardware interest seems like,
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oh yeah, do we, oh yeah, we still sell a box, yeah.
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How do you like the remote?
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- Occasionally, they occasionally sell a box.
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They haven't up, I mean, that one's been out
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for a few years now, right?
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And there's been a rumor of a new one coming soon,
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but I think it seemed like it was gonna come this past year,
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but it didn't. - Right.
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- And now it's been kicked to this year, supposedly.
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- Right, and it--
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- But, yeah, I mean, I have, so I have a TV in my office,
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which is a bad idea, but, and I have not the Apple TV 4K,
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but the Apple TV 4, yeah, attached to it.
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And I have Apple Arcade, and I was gonna go play,
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I was, you know, 'cause I figure, this is, you know,
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what I do, I can justify it by doing it in my office.
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Play some Apple Arcade games, and I went to play
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one of the games, and it didn't play on that one.
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So it's not the most recent generation,
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but it was the previous generation, and it doesn't even,
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you know, one of the Apple Arcade games
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doesn't even play on that unit.
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And then another game supposedly played,
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but played like crap, and it's just,
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that seems weird to me, like the previous,
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you have to have the most updated one,
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but I don't wanna get, like, I don't wanna go
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get another one, I'm not gonna go buy another one right now,
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because it seems like they should have released one already
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by now, and they haven't.
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- It's like, with everything in technology,
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there's always a sense that if you don't buy it
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as soon as it comes out, you're always at the edge of,
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well, maybe I should wait for the next one, right?
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I mean, that's always true.
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And it is one of the nice things about the very regular
01:25:19
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schedule of iPhones, right, that you just kinda know
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the Apple now, the Apple comes out with the regular iPhones
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in September, October, and it's annual,
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and if, you know, there aren't many people
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who are waiting for SEs that--
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- Present to those, so you have present company excluded.
01:25:39
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- I know, present, I don't wanna, you know,
01:25:41
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present to, but you know, and you're savvy enough
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where you could, you probably were, you know,
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follow the rumors and you kinda knew when to get one,
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and, but it's, you know, the whole point of the SE
01:25:51
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is that it sells mostly to people who aren't, like,
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knowledgeable about whether this phone is six months old
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or whatever, it's like, how much does it cost,
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and does, you know, okay, I'll take that one.
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The Apple TV 4K, though, is so far at the extreme of that,
01:26:10
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because it's so expensive compared to other competing,
01:26:13
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plug this into the HDMI port on your TV
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and you can stream stuff, right?
01:26:20
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There's a whole bunch of boxes, a whole bunch of choices,
01:26:22
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and Apple TV 4K is at the extreme end
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of the cost spectrum on that.
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It's still, it's like 160 bucks or something like that.
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- Yeah, it's crazy, it's ridiculous.
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I mean, for a company that wants you to get in,
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I mean, that basically is selling it
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for the services aspect.
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- Right, and if, I didn't even realize
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that some of the arcade games don't even play well
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on the old one, but it doesn't surprise me,
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because the old one is so many years older
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that it really does, I'm sure, have a terrible GPU
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by Apple standards today.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Who wants to spend $180 on a box
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that's already way more expensive than all the other boxes,
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knowing that surely Apple has to be coming out
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with a new one soon?
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I don't know.
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- Yeah, and I think most people don't even care
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about the arcade aspect of it.
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People who are, I would imagine that most people
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who are into arcade are playing on their phone
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or an iPad or something.
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- Well, I think that's--
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- I feel like I'm probably one of the few people
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who actually plays some things on the Apple TV.
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- And again, it's all very obvious,
01:27:25
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and I know I've talked about it before,
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but it really does make sense.
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The 4K clearly is powerful enough to play pretty good games.
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I'm almost willing to bet on the fact
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that it's a more powerful GPU than the Nintendo Switch has,
01:27:42
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and people play the Switch on their TV
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a million times a day.
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But it's the most obvious thing in the world.
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I bet most people don't even realize Apple TV
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can play games because it doesn't look like it plays games
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because it ships with a remote control that--
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- Crappy remote.
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- That isn't even good for playing video.
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Like if you thought that remote was bad
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for streaming playback of video,
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wait until you try to drive a cart game with it.
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- And then they're caught in the middle.
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The device is caught in the middle
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because it wants to be two different things.
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It wants to be like a TV stick,
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and it also wants to be a game console,
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and it's not good at either.
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- I don't know what the answer is.
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I hope they figure it out,
01:28:30
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but I kind of hope that the idea that the company
01:28:35
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is so interested in services,
01:28:37
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and that Apple Arcade is a service that they see as,
01:28:41
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they don't have many of them in the Apple One bundle,
01:28:44
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and if they treat them all as being important,
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that they're gonna come up with some, I don't know,
01:28:51
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would they actually put an Apple game controller in the box?
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I don't know, but some kind of--
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- Yeah, I would, yeah.
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- I don't know.
01:29:00
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If they wanna keep it as $160-ish, $150, $200 device,
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I don't think it's unreasonable to think
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that they would put a good remote control
01:29:10
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and a good controller in there.
01:29:15
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- And assume that they can make money on the service, right?
01:29:18
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That that's sort of the thing, they say,
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okay, we're not gonna make a lot of money on this,
01:29:22
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but we'll get people to sign up for Apple One,
01:29:25
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and they can watch Apple TV,
01:29:26
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and then they can play Apple Arcade,
01:29:28
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and they could still buy the new releases
01:29:31
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on the iTunes movie store,
01:29:33
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and it's not, selling stuff for break even
01:29:38
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and making it up on the margin
01:29:40
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isn't really Apple's business.
01:29:41
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They like to sell stuff for a profit and do it,
01:29:43
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but in this market in particular,
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I don't see any way around it.
01:29:49
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- Unless you split it, right?
01:29:50
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You could sell a stick and you could sell--
01:29:53
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- The thing that's supposed to be a game platform.
01:29:56
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- Right, but they have third-party controller support
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in Apple TV, but I feel like if it doesn't come with it,
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people just don't, people don't wanna do it.
01:30:04
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- Yeah, I completely agree.
01:30:05
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- Like, nobody--
01:30:06
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- I'm glad I got a SteelSeries, I'm glad I got it.
01:30:08
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It's a really nice controller,
01:30:10
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and it works very well with it,
01:30:12
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but the fact that it doesn't come in the box,
01:30:16
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I think, is a big deal.
01:30:17
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- Yeah, and without it, it's like the games just aren't good.
01:30:21
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I mean, there's only so many games where the,
01:30:24
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what do they call it, the endless runners,
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where there's like a one button and you run.
01:30:28
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Some of those games are fun,
01:30:29
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but they really do make a lot more sense to me on the phone
01:30:33
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than they do when you're playing on a TV,
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where you could be playing on any other way
01:30:37
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to play games on your TV, you get more than one button.
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- Sometimes you get like a, you know,
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a thing that can go in directions.
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So the iPhone 12 mini, you've been waiting for a small phone.
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- I've been waiting for four years for this phone.
01:32:49
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So yeah, I mean, I got the SE, I had a 6S, right?
01:32:53
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I think that was the one, yeah, so that was the last,
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the last bigger phone that I had, I got a 6S, well.
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Until I got the other SE, but the, so I had the 6S
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and then I got the SE when that came out
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'cause I really just prefer a smaller phone
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and had that for four years and couldn't,
01:33:10
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and it was really dragging at the end a year ago
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and was, I was just kind of dying for the next thing
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to be released and I knew that there was, you know,
01:33:19
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the way the rumors looked that they were gonna release the,
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you know, a 6S sized SE or seven sized, whatever
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and then release a smaller phone than that in the fall,
01:33:31
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which is exactly what happened,
01:33:32
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but I was kind of at the end of my rope with my,
01:33:35
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you know, 2016 SE.
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So when the SE, the 2020 SE came out, I bought that
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and that was a good phone.
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I mean, it was still bigger than I wanted,
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but it was a decent phone, it wasn't as big
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as like the 10 sized ones.
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And then of course, yeah, they came out with the 12 mini
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and so I decided I'd return my SE two and get the 12 mini.
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And this is the phone that I wanted.
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- So it's interesting.
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So that means you're like late to the game.
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You're only really now into the new iPhone 10 style,
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2.0 era of interaction with iOS, right?
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- Well, except, I mean, I did have an iPad.
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So I had an iPad Pro that I bought, the 11,
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whenever the 11 inch Pro.
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So I'd had it for a couple of years, right?
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Something like that.
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- So what do you think overall?
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- I love it.
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I mean, it's what, like I said, it's this, I mean,
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it's even, I would go even a little smaller,
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but it's great.
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And I like the blue, I got the blue and it's,
01:34:42
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I just don't like the bigger phones
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and it doesn't really have much,
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I mean, like my hands aren't unusually small.
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They're not huge, but I just don't like trying to get
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to that upper corner.
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The, whatever icon happens to be up there.
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And I just would rather have a smaller phone
01:35:04
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and I don't like a huge phone in my pocket either.
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If I want to look at something on a bigger screen,
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I just grab my iPad.
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I mean, 'cause I'm in the house most of the time anyway.
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So I think that's part of it, right?
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'Cause I'm not out and about in it.
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I don't need a big screen on the move
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where I want to carry just one device
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and be able to read something or look at a video or whatever.
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I'm usually in the house and if I want to look at a video,
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I'll do it on my laptop or on my iPad.
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And the phone is really for just,
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when I'm moving around and I would rather have it be smaller.
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So, and the camera, obviously the big difference
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is the camera coming from the original SE.
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- 'Cause it's a great camera.
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It is the iPhone 12 camera with no compromises compared.
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I mean, I know the pro models have the extra lens,
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but the full, regular size, I guess I should say,
01:35:59
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iPhone 12 has the exact same camera system as the 12 mini.
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I've said this before, this is the hardest year.
01:36:07
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This is the only year with the iPhone
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where I had a hard time deciding which one I like best.
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And I honestly think I might've,
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I ended up deciding I want the regular iPhone 12, not pro,
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because I love the difference in weight so much more.
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I find the 12 pro, and forget about the max,
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which is just too big for me.
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I just don't have a taste for the size.
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And I understand why some people do, I get it.
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But I feel bad for people who just want a big one
01:36:32
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and that there is no iPhone 12 max that's not pro,
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that's made out of the aluminum and the lighter weight stuff.
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But you get the big size.
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Like if you really want big,
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your starting price is $1,100, which is crazy.
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- And that was the other, I mean, I liked about the,
01:36:52
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I guess there are probably two kinds of people
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who buy the SE, ever bought the original SE,
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people who wanted something that was cheap
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and people who wanted something that was small.
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And I was not, it was great that it was cheap
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because I could just pay for it with cash.
01:37:06
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I mean, I bought that phone outright
01:37:08
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and I did the same thing with the SE last year.
01:37:12
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- You would still like to have that iPhone 5 size though.
01:37:15
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Like if they made it, if they came out
01:37:17
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with an iPhone 13 Nano, that was--
01:37:19
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- Well, if it didn't, yeah, I mean, if it didn't,
01:37:20
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yeah, I mean, particularly if it didn't have bezels.
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- That would probably be enough for me.
01:37:25
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- See, I think that would be too small.
01:37:26
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But I've seen some, you know, Mike Davidson on Twitter,
01:37:30
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longtime friend of mine, but he's a longtime small,
01:37:35
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very similar taste to you, has always liked small phones,
01:37:40
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likes the iPhone 12 mini, but his, you know,
01:37:42
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very short tweet length take is that he still thinks
01:37:44
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it could be smaller.
01:37:45
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- It could be smaller.
01:37:46
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Yeah, I think it could be a little smaller.
01:37:49
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- I found it so hard to decide between the 12 and 12 mini.
01:37:53
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Like to me, I liked the idea of the better camera
01:37:57
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and the zoom and everything, but, and I did,
01:37:59
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I went through my photo library and did like a smart search
01:38:01
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for all the photos I took with the 2X lens.
01:38:03
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And it's like, but just, and I used it more often
01:38:07
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than I thought, but I don't think that using
01:38:09
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the 1X lens and cropping to zoom in a little more
01:38:12
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would make that big a difference, and I'm okay with that.
01:38:15
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And I know that for the next year,
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at least big chunk of the year, I'm not gonna travel.
01:38:20
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So I'm not really, not taking as many photos,
01:38:23
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not taking as many photos as I usually do.
01:38:26
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But the weight difference for me is just so much,
01:38:29
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I just so, I find the iPhone 12 Pro to be heavy.
01:38:32
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I really, I don't know, I know it looks cooler
01:38:35
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to some people's taste with the seal,
01:38:37
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but it just seems silly to me to have a heavier phone.
01:38:40
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And the weird, weird, totally, you know,
01:38:44
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rarified, bizarre status where I have all four of them
01:38:49
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from Apple as review units, and don't just have to stand
01:38:53
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there at a table in the store with one that's tethered
01:38:55
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to the desk and decide which, I can actually use them
01:38:58
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for days, you know, I really try to give that info,
01:39:03
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'cause I know most people don't get to do that, but.
01:39:07
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- Yeah. - Man, the 12 mini,
01:39:08
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I feel like the difference though for me,
01:39:11
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if it hadn't been for COVID, I might've got the 12 mini
01:39:15
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instead of the 12, because I feel like then
01:39:17
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I would've been out, and the advantages of having
01:39:21
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a nice small device in my pocket would be even more
01:39:24
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prominent when I'm at home, and it's like,
01:39:26
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I just have it on my desk, and it's not even in my pocket,
01:39:30
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it's like, who cares, I don't know.
01:39:32
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- Yeah. - It was a very close call
01:39:33
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for me, the 12 mini is so nice.
01:39:36
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It is so exactly like, just one of those items
01:39:39
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that for a couple of years was on the list of,
01:39:42
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boy, I hope Apple will make a smaller phone.
01:39:44
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- Yeah. - And if they do,
01:39:45
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I hope they, you know, don't give it like
01:39:47
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a year old processor and a year old camera,
01:39:50
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and it's like, nope, they did it, and it's great, and.
01:39:54
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- Now we'll see if they ever make one ever again.
01:39:56
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- Yeah, so there's reports that they've cut production,
01:40:00
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but A, even if it's true, that doesn't mean
01:40:05
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that it's not selling good enough.
01:40:08
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And again, I don't have, Jeff Williams
01:40:11
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is not one of my little birdies, so it's,
01:40:14
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I don't know if I've ever even like,
01:40:16
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said hello to Jeff Williams at a press event.
01:40:19
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I don't have anybody in the operations group
01:40:24
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whispering to me how well things are selling,
01:40:27
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you know, they don't do that.
01:40:28
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But I do know some people at Apple,
01:40:31
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I do have some little birdies who aren't directly involved,
01:40:33
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but are indirectly involved, you know, with,
01:40:36
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the type of people who do fly to China in normal times
01:40:39
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throughout the year to do work in the factories
01:40:44
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and make sure things are going well,
01:40:45
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and are therefore more reasonably informed
01:40:48
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about what's actually going on with Apple hardware
01:40:52
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in the supply chain.
01:40:54
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And one thing over the years that a couple of these people
01:40:56
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have told me is that whenever these reports come out
01:40:59
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about like sales cuts or stuff like that,
01:41:03
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almost inside Apple, they're like, where is this coming?
01:41:06
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This is nonsense.
01:41:07
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And it's not even like the opposite, it's not even,
01:41:09
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you know, they're like, it just has no bearing on reality.
01:41:11
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And in the other one that has even less bearing in reality
01:41:14
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are when those, and it seems like this is a thing
01:41:17
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that people don't write about as much as they used to,
01:41:20
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but those cost of goods analysis, where--
01:41:24
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- Everybody loves these things,
01:41:25
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where somebody will come out with,
01:41:26
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somebody analyzed the iPhone 12 and the--
01:41:30
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- Takes 15 cents to make an iPhone 12.
01:41:32
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- Yeah, that's a self-defense.
01:41:35
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- It's a 15, it's like--
01:41:36
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- It's mostly just sand.
01:41:40
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- And it's like-- - Sand is very cheap.
01:41:42
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- And like those things are like,
01:41:44
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I know Tim Cook has addressed those and said that
01:41:47
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they're nonsense, but these production cuts aren't.
01:41:51
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And a big reason, and I know this is true,
01:41:54
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this is not just my conjecture,
01:41:56
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it is something that people have told me,
01:41:58
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is that Apple doesn't trust its supply chain partners
01:42:03
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to keep information private,
01:42:08
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because they know how valuable it is,
01:42:10
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and they know that it leaks.
01:42:11
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And so it's all a big game of poker, you know?
01:42:14
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Where like, so like, I don't wanna throw anybody under the bus
01:42:17
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or I won't name a real company, but like, you know,
01:42:19
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maybe there's a company that--
01:42:21
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- You could name Hyundai, right?
01:42:24
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►
I mean, Hyundai talking about like--
01:42:26
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- All right. - Project Titan stuff,
01:42:27
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►
and they're like, Hyundai's like, I've got two fives.
01:42:32
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- Yeah, what was up with that?
01:42:33
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What, what? - I don't know.
01:42:35
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I think it was just like, they're new.
01:42:38
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I mean, like this stuff was, and maybe they didn't get it,
01:42:43
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that they shouldn't be like talking about it.
01:42:46
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►
- But like, you know, if there's some company
01:42:47
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making screens for the iPhone 12,
01:42:49
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►
and they're making the display components,
01:42:51
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like Apple doesn't say to them,
01:42:53
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we expect you to make 30 million of these iPhone 12 screens
01:42:58
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in the January to March quarter.
01:43:02
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And then, you know, and then they're like,
01:43:05
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just keep it between us.
01:43:06
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Like they might have, they have to give them
01:43:08
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some kind of number, but it's all, you know,
01:43:10
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►
not that they lie, it's like playing poker, right?
01:43:12
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►
Like, you know, it, I just wouldn't read into that.
01:43:17
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►
I do think there's probably some truth to the fact
01:43:19
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►
that the iPhone 12 mini is not setting the world on fire,
01:43:22
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►
that it's not some kind of smash hit.
01:43:24
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►
And, you know, they even said, you know,
01:43:27
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in a SEC legally liable way, you know,
01:43:30
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that those statements on the quarterly analyst call,
01:43:33
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that the pro models are selling higher than they expected.
01:43:37
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That's a thing they said as a fact,
01:43:39
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and it helps explain the bump in revenue.
01:43:42
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I'm not worried about the 12 minis future.
01:43:45
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I think it's such a good product,
01:43:49
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and I kind of feel like the people who it most appeals to
01:43:53
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are not, even if they're an enthusiast like you, right?
01:43:57
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Not just, it's, yeah, just give me a small phone,
01:44:00
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you know, I don't know.
01:44:01
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Or type of people who just only ever buy phones
01:44:03
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when their old phone literally breaks.
01:44:06
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It's just such a good product,
01:44:08
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and I can't help but think that it must be selling
01:44:11
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well enough that it's probably not too far
01:44:14
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outside their projections.
01:44:16
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- Yeah. - I don't know.
01:44:18
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- I feel like if it's not selling well,
01:44:19
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I mean, well, I mean, part of the reason
01:44:21
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why it might not be selling well if it isn't
01:44:23
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is the fact that they just introduced the replacement.
01:44:27
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Like if you're an SE owner,
01:44:29
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who's been holding out forever,
01:44:30
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hoping that there's gonna be a smaller phone,
01:44:33
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they released the SE in March, right?
01:44:38
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And then six months later, they released another phone.
01:44:41
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So I mean, I bought two 'cause I'm an idiot,
01:44:43
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but I mean, I couldn't wait any longer, really.
01:44:47
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I mean, that phone was really on its last legs,
01:44:50
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and I had the battery replaced,
01:44:52
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but it really could not hold much of a charge anymore.
01:44:55
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And so I mean, I got the SE,
01:44:59
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and then when they released the phone that I really want,
01:45:02
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I sold the SE and got the one that I really wanted.
01:45:05
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But most people, particularly in the middle of a pandemic,
01:45:08
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aren't gonna be willing to do that.
01:45:10
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- Well, anyway, I love it.
01:45:12
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I think it's just such a great product.
01:45:14
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I love the way it felt in the hand,
01:45:15
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and now I'm second guessing myself
01:45:18
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for buying the regular 12.
01:45:20
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But anyway. (laughing)
01:45:23
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- The other thing I was gonna mention,
01:45:25
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really getting back to Snill's report card,
01:45:28
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is that I felt like kinda maybe the iPhone
01:45:33
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got a little bit of short shrift in that report card
01:45:35
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because everybody was oohing and aahing over the max,
01:45:39
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which is understandable.
01:45:42
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But I think that the design change is awesome.
01:45:46
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I mean, I think moving back to the straight sides,
01:45:49
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which is a weird thing for me
01:45:50
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'cause I don't think I liked them
01:45:52
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when the iPhone 4 came out,
01:45:53
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but now I love them.
01:45:56
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And I was thrilled,
01:45:59
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particularly moving from the second SE to the 12 mini,
01:46:03
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that I mean, just the feel of it is so much nicer
01:46:06
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with the straight edges.
01:46:08
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- All right, speaking of straight edges.
01:46:13
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- You also-- - Yeah, which I find weird.
01:46:15
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Okay, go ahead and introduce the story.
01:46:17
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- You introduced the story.
01:46:19
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- So we were talking about the rumors
01:46:20
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of the upcoming MacBook Pros
01:46:23
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that are supposedly coming in the third quarter, perhaps.
01:46:26
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- Right. - And we'll include
01:46:28
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a redesign along with, obviously, the new chips.
01:46:31
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- Right, it started with Ming-Chi Kuo on January 14th
01:46:36
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and then followed up a day later
01:46:38
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by Mark Gurman at Bloomberg,
01:46:40
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and then Gurman, again, a week later,
01:46:43
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had even more information.
01:46:45
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I found it odd that both of them described the redesign
01:46:48
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as having straight edges.
01:46:49
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- That's what I thought, too.
01:46:51
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Like, mine, you know, looking at this laptop here,
01:46:54
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it kind of already has straight edges,
01:46:56
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and is it just gonna be thicker
01:46:58
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so that the edges go down further?
01:47:01
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Which I don't, why would people want that?
01:47:03
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I don't, I'm not exactly sure what that was supposed to,
01:47:06
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how that's supposed to play out.
01:47:08
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- I think that they're both describing it poorly.
01:47:11
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What I, and again, I have zero,
01:47:13
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zero little birdie information on this at all.
01:47:16
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All I'm doing is reading what Gurman and Ming-Chi Kuo wrote
01:47:20
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and extrapolating from what I perceive
01:47:25
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as Apple's design trends overall.
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And I think what they mean is that the top and bottom
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will be flat, and so the sort of belly design
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of MacBooks is going away.
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And so it'd be like a, truly more like a book
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where you could rest something on top of,
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close your MacBook--
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- Or a current iPad with like a lid.
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- Yeah, like a current, yeah, or like an iPad
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in the smart keyboard case, right?
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That it's a more geometrically perfect,
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you know, just a flat surface on the top and bottom.
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Which to me, that's what I think they mean,
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'cause the sides already are flat on these things.
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That's the crazy part of, and they both describe them
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the same way, which is very strange.
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But I think that once you see it, and my,
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I'm not, you know, I don't have a rendering here
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to show you, but I think that once we see it,
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it'll look weird at first because we haven't had
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flat-topped MacBooks, I mean, ever?
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To my recollection, I don't think Apple's ever made
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a laptop with a perfect--
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- No, the titanium.
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- Was probably the closest they got, right?
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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Maybe the titanium was.
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But even the ones, like, let's say like the,
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there have been some that have had more of a,
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and a good comparison is just to the back of the iPad, right?
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Like remember, the original iPad was like a rocker.
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- Huge, kind of a big curve.
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- Yeah, a very big curve.
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And Apple has long used that sort of,
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curved back surface shape to disguise how thick,
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to create the illusion of a thinner device
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than it actually is.
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And it works, it actually does work.
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Where you really only realize how thick the original iPad is
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once you compare it to like a brand new one with the flat.
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And you're like, oh my God, the original iPad was fat.
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Why did I think this was so amazingly thin when I got it?
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- Right, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at a picture
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of a titanium power book and you can see,
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I mean, that would be kind of cool.
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It obviously wouldn't be nearly as thick.
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- But that's, you know, again, like the iPhone 12s,
01:49:45
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it's a nice design choice.
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- Yeah, I think once we see it,
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it'll make all the existing ones look fat
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and make them feel fat.
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That's what I think they're talking about.
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- And you're making it sound like
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it's gonna hurt their feelings.
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- Well, they use those curves
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not because they think they're good,
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but because again, I think it's entirely a trick
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to make the overall device seem slimmer than it really is.
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And the best way to look at it is the iMac, right?
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So the iMacs now, there've been like,
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the current overall design of the iMac
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has had like two eras.
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There was the one where it was an inch thick,
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even at the edges, right?
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At the edge of the display,
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it was still like an inch thick.
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And then they redesigned it like five years,
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five, six years ago to come to almost to a...
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- Yeah, like a point, you know?
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And I forget what they said when they described it,
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but they really made it seem as though
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that's how thick the whole iMac was,
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whereas the belly part of the back really gets thick
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by the time it gets to the middle.
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But it definitely looks sleeker
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than the ones that were thick all the way to the edges.
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Apparently, there's another one of Germin's reports
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was that the new iMac will be flat across the back as well.
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And that also confirms to me what he's talking about
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with the MacBooks.
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- MacBook laptops, yeah.
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- Right, that there won't be any curve on the back.
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And it's not even, I don't think it's a sign of,
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I think Apple would have gone flat years ago
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if they could have, but they didn't because they couldn't.
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That they internally know
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that that's more aesthetically pleasing,
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but that for the size of the components
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and the amount of cooling they need, they couldn't.
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And now that these machines are so much cooler,
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they can go smaller.
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- Right, right.
01:51:37
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And that was the thing that,
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I mean, it didn't stop me from buying this laptop, obviously,
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because I was working on a 2016 MacBook Pro,
01:51:46
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and I was pretty much done with it.
01:51:49
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It was getting slow enough,
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and the keyboard was bugging me enough
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that I was ready for a new device.
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But at the same time, I was thinking,
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they're gonna change the form factor.
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I know they're gonna do that.
01:52:03
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And I'm gonna be looking at the new ones
01:52:05
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that come out and being envious of those,
01:52:07
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but I decided to go ahead and pull the trigger.
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- Well, both of them, both Kuo and Germin are saying Q3
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at the earliest, which would be after July.
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So if you need a new computer, I wouldn't,
01:52:20
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these rumors do sound good,
01:52:21
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but if you need a new computer now--
01:52:23
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- And these are just the pros, right?
01:52:25
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- Supposedly.
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And then Germin had a report that there's a new
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redesigned MacBook Air that would be the end of next year
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or 2022, so I think that's so early,
01:52:37
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because they just came out with a brand new MacBook Air.
01:52:40
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I think it makes, and you know,
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so the timing makes sense that if Germin's information
01:52:44
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is accurate, it makes sense that it would come out
01:52:46
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like one year after the current MacBook Air or even later.
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So the other thing that's interesting about these rumors
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other than the shape is they both say the touch bar is gone
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and replaced with function keys, which I find very odd.
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So there's the, what are the, touch bar gone,
01:53:09
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MagSafe comes back and it's like some kind of--
01:53:12
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- Possibly other ports.
01:53:14
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- And SD slot.
01:53:17
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- I know, I mean, I missed MagSafe a bit.
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I didn't miss it that much though with the MacBook Pro
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because I liked being able to plug it in on either side.
01:53:30
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I thought that was a nice trade-off
01:53:33
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or good enough trade-off for me.
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Now this Air only has two ports and they're on one side.
01:53:39
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I wish they were on opposite sides, but it's okay.
01:53:42
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I'll live with it.
01:53:43
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- One of my questions, let's take these in order.
01:53:49
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So MagSafe coming back.
01:53:51
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I would say, hooray.
01:53:53
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Wouldn't you?
01:53:56
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I miss MagSafe.
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- Like I said, I mean, I didn't miss it.
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I didn't miss it all that much.
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I missed it okay.
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I didn't usually have a big problem with like kicking up
01:54:06
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because the way I like to operate is I like to have
01:54:12
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12 plugs all over the house.
01:54:15
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So any desk or table that I sit down to,
01:54:19
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I can plug in the device.
01:54:20
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I don't have, I mean, I usually have like two or three,
01:54:23
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and so I have them situated so that they're like draped
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over the back of the desk,
01:54:30
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for the different desks that I sit at.
01:54:32
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And so I'm never concerned about like kicking a cord
01:54:36
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and having the laptop go flying.
01:54:37
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- It's happened once or twice to me since,
01:54:41
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but the thing that's a little bit more unusual
01:54:44
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about MagSafe coming back now,
01:54:47
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but having gone away when it did,
01:54:49
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is that the biggest difference with the M1 and Intel
01:54:53
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is that the battery lasts so much longer
01:54:55
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so that you really don't need to be.
01:54:57
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- You don't need to plug it in as much.
01:54:58
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- Right, and the places where you're likely to be plugged in
01:55:02
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like at your desk, I would guess most people have
01:55:05
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a desk set up where the plug isn't kickable, right?
01:55:08
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It's sort of like, that's like a coffee table situation
01:55:11
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or working at temporarily at the kitchen counter situation.
01:55:15
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Like the type of situations where MagSafe seems the most
01:55:19
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applicable because the power plug,
01:55:21
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or the airport situation, remember airports?
01:55:26
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Right, but you know, hey, I got a seat
01:55:29
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with a power plug over there and I can plug my thing in,
01:55:32
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but now somebody might roll their suitcase over the cord.
01:55:36
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But it's still better than not having it, I like it.
01:55:40
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But my big question and neither of them answer it
01:55:42
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is okay, let's say they bring it back.
01:55:44
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And both, or at least one of them had a report
01:55:46
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that it's not like the phone's MagSafe
01:55:49
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where it's like low powered magnetic.
01:55:52
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It's high power, high watt, right?
01:55:54
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Because you can't do like 87 watt charging
01:55:57
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with the phone's MagSafe.
01:55:59
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Like in fact, the phone's MagSafe is lower
01:56:01
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than even plugged in lightning,
01:56:03
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let alone high capacity USB-C.
01:56:06
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- So it will probably look something like
01:56:11
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what it used to be, right?
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It's not gonna be just like a,
01:56:14
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I mean the first thing that I envisioned is like,
01:56:15
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well, maybe they're gonna do it differently
01:56:17
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and it'll be like the pencil charges on the iPad,
01:56:19
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but it's probably not that.
01:56:21
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It's just a magnet and it connects.
01:56:25
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- No. - So it's probably gonna be
01:56:26
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like some sort of exposed pins and a magnet.
01:56:30
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- I think it has to be to do the high watt charging.
01:56:32
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And I don't think that low watt charging makes sense
01:56:36
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for a MacBook, the batteries are too big.
01:56:39
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- It'll take too long.
01:56:42
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- Right, but my big question is,
01:56:44
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let's say it's true and they bring back MagSafe,
01:56:47
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does USB-C still work to charge too?
01:56:51
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And I would think the answer is yes,
01:56:55
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even though neither of them mention it,
01:56:56
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because for example, with the iPhone,
01:56:58
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you can charge magnetically on the back
01:57:00
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or plug lightning in.
01:57:02
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Because it would stink that,
01:57:05
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okay, let's say you've already got USB-C chargers
01:57:08
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all around your house, now you buy this new thing.
01:57:11
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Now you've got this new thing and it has MagSafe,
01:57:14
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which is cool, but it comes with only one MagSafe charger,
01:57:17
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hopefully, right?
01:57:20
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Hopefully it comes with the charger.
01:57:21
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But now when you carry it into your kitchen
01:57:25
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and there's USB chargers right there,
01:57:28
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if you plugged in USB-C, even though it has MagSafe
01:57:31
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that you could use, if you plug in USB-C,
01:57:34
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why wouldn't that work too?
01:57:35
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I mean, hopefully.
01:57:37
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I don't know, it's a little bit weird to me
01:57:39
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that they bring back MagSafe at the point
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where the battery lasts as long as it does.
01:57:46
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I mean, I think it's good, because I think in general,
01:57:49
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people liked MagSafe, and I think more people miss it
01:57:54
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Bringing back the SD card slot,
01:57:56
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again, a little bit surprising to me.
01:58:00
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- Because I kind of agree with the argument
01:58:03
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that they took the SD card slots out too early,
01:58:06
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that people were still using them.
01:58:08
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But I kind of feel like they've weighted it out
01:58:10
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to this point and that people are using them
01:58:12
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less and less.
01:58:14
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And it's, you know, if anything, of all these things
01:58:17
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that you might need a peripheral for, like a dongle,
01:58:21
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SD card slot has always felt to me like it's pretty fair.
01:58:24
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And I know that there are some people
01:58:27
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who really, really, really, really, really want
01:58:30
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a built-in SD card slot.
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But I just, you know, maybe I'm being selfish
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'cause I don't use one that frequently.
01:58:37
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- Yeah, I don't either.
01:58:38
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- But it's hard not to see a couple of these things
01:58:42
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as possibly, you know, and the timing sort of works out
01:58:45
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with, you know where I'm going with this, right?
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A guy named, remember Johnny Ive?
01:58:55
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- He was a designer at Apple.
01:58:58
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I, you know, it's hard not to draw the conclusion
01:59:06
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that maybe Johnny Ive's leaving Apple
01:59:09
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and the return of things like MagSafe and SD card slots
01:59:14
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are related.
01:59:15
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- Has something to do with each other, yeah.
01:59:16
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- I mean, it could be a coincidence, you know,
01:59:18
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but it's, both of those seem like backtrackings to me.
01:59:23
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- Yeah, well, they are.
01:59:25
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- Right, I mean, it's--
01:59:26
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- I mean, literally.
01:59:28
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- But it's, you know what I mean?
01:59:29
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It would be different if they had made devices
01:59:32
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that didn't fit them at all, right?
01:59:35
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Like literally were so thin
01:59:38
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that they couldn't make a MagSafe connector
01:59:40
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that would fit the device, right?
01:59:44
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And, you know, I've spoken to people at Apple.
01:59:48
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I really do think that the headphone jack thing
01:59:51
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really is about space.
01:59:53
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And it's not that they couldn't make phones
01:59:55
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that had a headphone jack,
01:59:57
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but that by taking the headphone jack out,
01:59:59
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it saves a significant amount of space
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because headphone jacks,
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it's not just the diameter of the jack,
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it's how far into the device they go.
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And that is, you know, in the annual design war
02:00:14
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of what goes into the next generation iPhones,
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that amount of volume is a huge amount of turf
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inside an iPhone.
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MagSafe, to me, they've never made a MacBook
02:00:27
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that doesn't have room for MagSafe.
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So it really felt like an aesthetic decision.
02:00:36
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And to me, the most aesthetic decision
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they've ever made on that front
02:00:41
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was the just plain, no adjective, 12-inch MacBook
02:00:46
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that literally only had one port,
02:00:48
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or I guess two, it had one USB-C port
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and one headphone jack, and that's it.
02:00:54
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'Cause it really felt spiteful.
02:00:58
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I mean, it just really did.
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And if it had been one USB-C port and MagSafe,
02:01:06
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that would be different, right?
02:01:07
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And you could still see the argument that,
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hey, I would like two USB ports, you know.
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But not being able to charge the device
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while you use any USB-C peripheral really is,
02:01:21
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it's almost incomprehensible.
02:01:26
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And it's hard not to think that it was
02:01:28
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a purely aesthetic decision driven by Johnny Ive's team,
02:01:32
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'cause it certainly wasn't a functional decision.
02:01:35
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It's incredibly impractical, it always was.
02:01:39
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There's almost not much to say about it.
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Two ports really seems like the minimum,
02:01:45
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especially if those ports are the charging ports.
02:01:48
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- I mean, I think, yeah, Johnny's idea
02:01:50
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was that everybody would do things over the air,
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so you could charge
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because you wouldn't have anything plugged into his.
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- Right, why would you plug anything in?
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- It's beautiful.
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- Yeah, why not just have no ports at all,
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and you could just use the charge
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that it comes from the factory with until--
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- And then throw it out and buy a new one.
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- And well, put it on your shelf.
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And it's, quite frankly, more attractive when it's closed.
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- File your bathroom.
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- Yes, turn it off and close it up.
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You've walled.
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- I was trying to remember what the original MacBook Air
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came with in terms of ports.
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- MagSafe and two USB, I think.
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- That sounds right, yeah.
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- The touch bar going away is also very interesting.
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And I've long espoused from the get-go through now,
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and now that I'm using a MacBook Pro with the touch bar,
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I am so neutral on the touch bar, it's ridiculous.
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- Yeah, I think I am as well.
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I don't hate it, but I also don't.
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I basically configured it as a control strip anyway,
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so I'm not really using it as I think Apple thinks
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that you should use it.
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- Right, and I totally get it that there are other people,
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and I know it's very divisive.
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There are some people who truly hate it,
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really, really hate it, and I believe them.
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I believe that they hate it,
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and therefore it's super frustrating to them
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that it's not configurable,
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that you can't do a build to order
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and get a 16-inch MacBook Pro
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that does not have the touch bar.
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'Cause I sympathize.
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I have strong opinions about certain things.
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I don't about the touch bar,
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but all things considered, if I could configure it,
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if I could have the exact same MacBook right now
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with or without the touch bar,
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I would probably take the touch bar.
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I think I like it better than the function keys, I do.
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Now that they have the escape key.
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The escape key was the thing that absolutely killed me.
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- That never really bothered me that much.
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- I, it turns out I use the escape key more than I thought.
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And I don't use VI, but I use it more than I thought,
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and it really bothered me.
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- I also personally find that the fraction of an inch,
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like it's like a 16th of an inch,
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maybe even less than a 16th of an inch,
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that they moved the touch bar up past the number row,
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the one, two, three, four row of keys.
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Totally eliminated my occasional accidental touches
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of the touch bar.
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- But once again, I know that it's very hard
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to see that difference, but on the original ones,
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I did run into that problem once in a while,
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and I no longer do.
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But I understand that other people might type faster
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and more sloppily than I do or with bigger fingers,
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and that they still run into that problem.
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But it's, I can't, if this is true,
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that they're gonna come out with,
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just get rid of the touch bar across the line
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with the 16 inch and the truly pro pro,
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13 inch MacBook Pros, I'm fascinated to see
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what they say about it.
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Because this, that seems, isn't that, like--
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- You think they'll say anything?
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- I think they won't say anything.
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- Just pretend like it was never a thing.
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- Just pretend it never existed.
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- Just never existed.
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I wonder, so maybe, maybe that's on stage,
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or if, I don't know if we'll have on stage
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by the third quarter, but in the video,
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in their prepared show to unveil them,
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I can imagine that they won't even mention it.
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But they're gonna get asked about it,
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so I'm curious what then their answer will be.
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Even off the record, in a press briefing type thing.
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I'm sure they'll come up with something.
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- Yeah, yeah, right.
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- But if it's true, that's a real backtracking.
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And I'm a little surprised, I don't know.
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In the back of my head, I thought, hmm, okay,
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clearly, even if I don't mind the touch bar,
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there's enough people who hate it where this is a problem,
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and therefore they need to do something.
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But I would have thought the solution
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is to come up with a second generation touch bar
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that solves the problems people have
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and makes it compelling.
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Okay, how do we make this more compelling?
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Because fundamentally, the basic idea that I see
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is that a row of twiddly little function keys
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is so un-Apple-like.
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It's unaesthetic, it's kinda gross, in my opinion.
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And you could say, well, but it works, right?
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But it's like, it,
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I don't know, why would you,
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why do you use that word gross?
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- I don't, it's gross.
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I'm in tune enough--
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- That seems like a little bit of an exaggeration.
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- No, I think it's gross, I don't know.
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It's like, gross is maybe a strong word, but it is.
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It's gross and fiddly in the way that a text mode
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in a computer boot sequence is gross and fiddly.
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Like when you used to boot up a Windows PC
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and you'd see all this DOS crap flying by,
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telling you to just load an autoexec bat, dot, dot, dot,
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and then you get the Windows logo, right?
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And now you're in graphical mode.
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And there's a reason why Macs never, have never booted
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with like a stream of DOS-like text
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before you see the graphical interface of an Apple logo
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or a Mac logo or whatever they boot with.
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And function keys are gross in that spectrum.
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And it also is, so here's an area where like,
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all right, I think like, hey, getting rid of MagSafe,
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putting only one USB-C port on a MacBook,
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you've gone too far, Johnny Ive.
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The function keys, I'm totally aligned with Johnny Ive.
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They're gross and they should have,
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there should be something better.
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- Well, I bet you, I'm assuming you do not agree
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with the arrow keys though.
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- No, I could, no, I definitely,
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I hated the full height left and right arrow keys.
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I felt so strong about them
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that when I was using a Mac with those,
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I literally put pieces of gaff tape on the left right keys
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so that I could feel them, which is really gross.
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I had little pieces of tape on my keys, right?
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So I get it, right?
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- Well, that's good.
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I mean, I kind of feel like though that there's a minimum
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amount of like functional usage that you have to live with,
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I mean, a level of quote grossness, unquote.
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I mean, and that's an example.
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I am perfectly fine with the function keys, frankly.
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I mean, I feel like, you know,
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Johnny would have preferred if all the keys
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were the same size.
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- Like you'd have a square space bar.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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The tab key is just the size of a key.
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Why is the space bar so large?
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It's unseemly.
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- And just arrange them all on a perfect grid.
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And it's so much easier.
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It's so much easier on the eyes.
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- You're right.
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- Your fingers will adjust.
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I don't know, I can't think of a better example
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than a computer that boots up with some kind of diagnostic
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boot loading text first.
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It's just unaesthetic.
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And function keys are that type of thing.
02:09:34
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And you know, Steve Jobs had feelings like this too, right?
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There's this famous story of somebody who had like
02:09:38
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my beloved Apple extended keyboard too,
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and wanted Jobs to sign it.
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And he's like, what are all these keys?
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Do I have all these keys on it?
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And he started prying off the guy's keys.
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And then he signed his name on the back.
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But you know, why doesn't Apple ship keyboards
02:09:52
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with 110 keys anymore?
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Even the big ones.
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Because the extra keys are, they're gross.
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To some, you know, a little gross.
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It's a little gross, you know.
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It's like one, you know.
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- I don't know, I think.
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- It's not like a whole, you know,
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like somebody dropped a bag of barber hair in your food.
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But it's like finding a hair in your food, you know.
02:10:14
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It's a little gross.
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So I get it.
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Like I think there's a general aesthetic.
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And part of it's marketing, and part of it I think
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is just not getting it.
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But I just saw an ad from Microsoft,
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I think it was when I was watching football on Sunday,
02:10:29
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where they had like a teenage kid talking about
02:10:32
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why he wanted a Surface instead of a Mac laptop.
02:10:36
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And he was saying like, look, Apple gives you
02:10:38
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this little touch thing up here.
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Microsoft gives me a whole touch screen.
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And I know that, you know, if you have a touch screen
02:10:46
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and Apple doesn't, that's a way you can market it.
02:10:50
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And they've been trying that for years.
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So I don't blame them for marketing it that way.
02:10:55
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But I've seen reviewers talk about this too.
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That thinking that the touch bar is Apple's answer
02:11:01
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to putting a touch screen on the Mac.
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And why not just make the whole screen a touch screen?
02:11:07
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We definitely don't have time for me to reiterate
02:11:11
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my opposition to that.
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But I'm 100% convinced that that has nothing to do
02:11:16
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with why they have a touch screen, or a touch bar.
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Why they tried the touch bar.
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The touch bar wasn't, okay, people want some kind
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of touch screen, we don't wanna make the top screen touch,
02:11:25
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so we'll give them this.
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I think it's basically, function keys are some ancient idea
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from 1973's, you know, terminal computers.
02:11:35
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They're gross, it's ridiculous.
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And even though we've repurposed them all
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from traditional functions to dedicated things like,
02:11:43
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hey, here's one for brightness, here's two for,
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or I guess three for volume, up, down, mute.
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- Well, yeah.
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And so I guess that's what I would, I mean,
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and that's how I use them.
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And that's why I configured the touch bar like that.
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And I would be, I mean, I'm looking at,
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I'm sitting in between an ancient, almost ancient MacBook,
02:12:03
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the unibody plastic MacBook.
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That's what I usually record on.
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And I keep, I change nothing so that my recordings work,
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'cause I know my recordings work, and I have this laptop,
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and I'm not using it for anything else.
02:12:17
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And so I record all my podcasts on that laptop,
02:12:20
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which is great.
02:12:22
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And then I have this new MacBook Air.
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And I would say the icons on the MacBook are better
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because they are much more oriented.
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Like the function is larger, like this stop, start,
02:12:41
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whatever, sleep, I mean, all those icons are larger.
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And then the F numbers are smaller and in the corner.
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I would even go so far as to like remove the F numbers.
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I don't think I ever use the F numbers personally.
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And, but on the Air, they're smaller,
02:13:00
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but they're in the middle,
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which makes them a little bit more prominent.
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And I think they actually better the old way.
02:13:05
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But anyway, I mean, like I said,
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I would think that it would be better to just have the,
02:13:11
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like the new functions on them
02:13:12
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and not have the F numbers on them at all.
02:13:14
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Although I guess lots of people still use the F numbers.
02:13:16
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- But it gets exactly to Steve Jobs's explanation
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of why the iPhone only had a home button back in 2007,
02:13:26
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where it's like, look, all these other smartphones
02:13:28
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have all these buttons at the bottom
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and it takes up all this space
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and they can only do one thing.
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Once you put like a green button for make a phone call
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and a red button for hang up a phone call
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and it's a hardware button,
02:13:42
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that space is always occupied by those buttons.
02:13:44
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And you might come up, maybe you make the device
02:13:47
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and then you come up with new ideas
02:13:48
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and you can't add buttons.
02:13:52
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And we figured out we already have a solution to this.
02:13:55
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It's called software.
02:13:56
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And if we made the whole screen a touchscreen,
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we could do it all in software.
02:14:00
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But that argument fits.
02:14:03
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So you've got all of these buttons.
02:14:05
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I almost never play music on my Macs, ever.
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If I play music, I play it on HomePods
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or I listen to it on my iPhone.
02:14:15
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I can't tell you the last time I've used
02:14:17
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the play, pause, fast forward buttons on the keyboard.
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I mean like ever.
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And going back to when they first added
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dedicated buttons for it.
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I never use them.
02:14:26
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So why are they there?
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I'm always looking at them.
02:14:29
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What about the weird button on F4
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where it's like what happens if I,
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I don't even know what happens.
02:14:33
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Oh, it goes to the, what's that thing called?
02:14:36
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That's the alternative launch screen?
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- I've never used it so I don't even know what it's called.
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I don't even know what it's called.
02:14:48
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- Launchpad.
02:14:49
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- Yeah, Launchpad.
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So there's a dedicated button on my keyboard for Launchpad.
02:14:53
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Now I could go in and use keyboard maestro
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or something in system preferences
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and make that button do something else.
02:15:00
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But I can never get the glyph removed from the key cap.
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And then the one for the all windows mode,
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it's like, it's an ugly looking icon
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with a bunch of rectangles in weird spots.
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The whole thing is gross.
02:15:16
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And the touch bar, I'm convinced,
02:15:19
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the whole point of the touch bar was,
02:15:21
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all right, let's take this fiddly old thing from the 1970s
02:15:24
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and let's do some, what's a new idea?
02:15:26
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And okay, it wasn't good enough.
02:15:28
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I'm just surprised they're not coming back
02:15:30
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with like touch bar 2.0.
02:15:32
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- Well, and I thought they would have done that
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before now, right?
02:15:35
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I mean, I thought, oh,
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they would introduce this new thing.
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It's software based.
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They will iterate it.
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And even if it's clunky like the watch,
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even if it's a little clunky to begin with,
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it'll be good by the next version.
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And then there never really was a next,
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much of a next version anyway.
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They made some very small changes to it.
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And I could not get used to the idea.
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I mean, I understand the concept for the phone.
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It's a little bit more obvious on the phone though, I guess,
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when the entire interface changes.
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But I never wanted to get into the business
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of configuring the touch bar for different applications.
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- No, me neither.
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- Because I found that crazy confusing.
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Like now I'm in a different application
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and the touch bar behaves completely differently.
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- Yeah, I don't either.
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I almost, I will admit, I almost never use it.
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And I just use it for volume and brightness.
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- Yeah, so that's what, yeah.
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I mean, that's why it changed it to a control strip
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and that's what I used it for.
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- Yeah, but the other thing for me
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is I just never looked down there.
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Even though I'm right there using it
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and in the flow using my Mac for hours,
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I'm like staring at the screen
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and I'm typing on the keyboard
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and it just never even occurs to me to look there.
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And every once in a while I'm using an app
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and it's like, hey, there's something
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I might wanna use there, you know?
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Like sometimes you'd be typing in a password
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and it'll have like a couple of email addresses
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to choose from for filling in a form.
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It's like, hey, that's actually kind of easy.
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I didn't even realize that was there
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'cause I never look at it.
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I don't know, it's just interesting to me if it's true
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that they're just getting, just saying, you know what?
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We're calling it quits on this thing.
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It's hard to think of something
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they've backtracked so far on, right?
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'Cause it's different when you backtrack on,
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okay, we took out built-in SD card slots.
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Now we're putting it back in and they can just say,
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look, we didn't have room for them for a couple years.
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Now, you know, because of the M1 or the M2
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or whatever they're up to by the time
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these machines come out, it's so small
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and so space efficient, we have room to add SD card slots.
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They're back and you can sell it.
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And they could even spin it that way with MagSafe.
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We've come back with MagSafe 3 and it's better than ever,
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but the Touch Bar is gonna be a tough one to spin.
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- That's why I think they won't mention it.
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- Yeah, other than just saying, well, you know.
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- Didn't work out. - Didn't work out.
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Anything else from these rumors that jumps out to you?
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- So the sizes, I think the sizes they mentioned
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were like a 14 and 16 inch MacBook Pro, right?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Well, the weird--
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- Which makes sense.
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- Yeah, the weird thing about the 14 inch is it seems--
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- They've talked about a 14 inch for years.
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- It's been rumored for so long and it has not appeared.
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- And that's the part where it's like,
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gee, I wish it was my job and I had all the time,
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all day that I could look it up and do the claim check.
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- I do the claim chowder on this, so I guess I should.
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That's the thing that throws the, hey, wait a minute,
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aren't you the guys who told me
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the 14 inch was coming two years ago?
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You know, it's like, where did that come from?
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It's sort of like the way that this game works
02:18:58
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where there's smoke, there's fire,
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and I guess somebody in the supply chain
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started working on 14 inch laptop screens for Apple
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and somebody else grossly misinterpreted
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when they might be coming.
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My guess is--
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- I mean, I can see them moving to a 12 inch error,
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14 inch and 16 inch pros.
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But I'm not sure if that's necessary either.
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- Well, the 15 inch to 16 inch transition
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for the MacBook Pro I think is exactly what's gonna happen
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with this 13 to 14 inch, where I don't think
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they're gonna make a bigger footprint.
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I think they'll just reduce the bezel size even further
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and it'll round up to 14 instead of 13 inches.
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I think Germin's report said that there's some,
02:19:44
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and some talk about reducing the bezel size
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on the 13 inch MacBook Air, keeping the display
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at 13 inches but reducing the bezels
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and therefore making the footprint smaller.
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Which kind of makes sense, 'cause it kind of makes sense
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that the Air would actually have a smaller footprint
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than the MacBook Pro.
02:20:04
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- I was actually surprised, 'cause, so the previous Airs
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that I've had have been the, what, 10, 11 inch?
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11 inch, right?
02:20:13
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- Yeah, 11 was the old tiny one.
02:20:15
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- Yeah, and this is my first 13 inch Air
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and I was kind of surprised at the bulk of it really.
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I was thinking, oh, it's an Air, it's gonna be much smaller
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and much lighter than my MacBook Pro,
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my 13 inch MacBook Pro, but it doesn't really feel that way.
02:20:33
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- No, it's hardly smaller at all.
02:20:36
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Because it tapers, it does have the tremendous advantage
02:20:43
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that I've still never got, I haven't had a MacBook Air
02:20:46
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in years, but once I got used to the ability
02:20:49
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to feel it coming out of my bag by touch,
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I never ever put it down in front of me wrong,
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whereas now I always, half the time,
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and it's that damn Apple logo and I agree
02:21:00
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that it's oriented the right way,
02:21:03
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but now that I can't do it by feel, I see the Apple logo
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and I put it down in front of me, hinged towards me
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and it's like, ah, I put it down, you know,
02:21:11
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how many years am I gonna go while I do this?
02:21:13
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But it's 2.8 pounds versus 3.0 pounds,
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so it's hardly lighter.
02:21:19
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It's actually thicker in the back,
02:21:21
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like the back of the MacBook Air is actually ever
02:21:24
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so slightly thicker than the back of the MacBook Pro.
02:21:27
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They're very oddly similarly sized
02:21:29
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for a device whose name implies that it's smaller.
02:21:33
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
02:21:34
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What did you, so you got the Air, right?
02:21:35
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That's your M1?
02:21:36
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- Yeah, yeah.
02:21:38
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- So how do you like it so far?
02:21:39
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I know you only had it today.
02:21:40
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- Yeah, Thursday?
02:21:43
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Yeah, I got it Thursday.
02:21:46
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I mean, I'm glad I'm more pleased with it
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than the Pro, I think.
02:21:52
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I mean, the keyboard is really, (laughs)
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it's really the big thing.
02:21:57
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I never had the huge problems with the keyboard,
02:21:59
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the old butterfly keyboard,
02:22:02
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but I never really liked the fact
02:22:05
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that it had such low travel.
02:22:07
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- Yeah, I never--
02:22:08
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- And I really hated the arrow keys.
02:22:10
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- Yeah, the arrow keys were what killed me,
02:22:12
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and I got used to the travel, and I never bought one.
02:22:17
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I only ever used review units for a month or two at a time,
02:22:21
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but it took a while to get used to the type,
02:22:23
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you know, a while, like days, and then I got used to it,
02:22:25
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but it's like, oh, this is so much better.
02:22:27
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This is such a better dial it back, you know?
02:22:30
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And again, I don't think it's backtracking.
02:22:32
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I think this is sort of like--
02:22:33
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- This is better, this is just better.
02:22:35
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- Yeah, it's just sort of dialing it in,
02:22:37
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you know, a little bit too far, ah, just right.
02:22:40
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- Right, right.
02:22:41
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- The arrow keys, I could never get used to.
02:22:45
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Like I told you, I went so far as to put tape on them
02:22:47
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so I could feel them somehow.
02:22:49
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- Yeah, and I was clear.
02:22:51
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I didn't really know that one of the things
02:22:53
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that I have used the touch bar for was sleep,
02:22:57
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or not sleep, but locking the screen,
02:23:00
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'cause you can add a button for locking the screen,
02:23:02
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and I did not realize that the power button
02:23:04
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on the Air does that now.
02:23:07
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If you just do a tap, or not a tap, but one push,
02:23:10
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it locks the screen.
02:23:12
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- Yeah, the funny thing, what's the funny thing?
02:23:14
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Oh, I know the, I still can't get used to it,
02:23:16
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and it's so hard.
02:23:17
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It's like, now that any key turns on your Mac,
02:23:22
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you know that if you power it down, you can turn it on
02:23:24
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by just like hitting any key?
02:23:26
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- I don't know that I powered it down.
02:23:30
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- Yeah, you probably never will.
02:23:32
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But it makes it hard.
02:23:33
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- Well, yeah, I mean, I'm probably gonna do it a lot less.
02:23:36
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- It makes it hard to clean the keys,
02:23:38
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'cause you have to like do it
02:23:39
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while the screen's on and locked.
02:23:41
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But I think that the explanation, and again,
02:23:44
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it's one of those things that Apple's never gonna say
02:23:46
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on the record, and I've never gotten anybody off the record
02:23:49
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to say, yeah, that's the problem.
02:23:50
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But now that the button doesn't have the power logo on it,
02:23:53
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people didn't know how to turn the Mac on.
02:23:56
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- And I don't know if they could do that or not,
02:23:59
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and it's like, I don't know if they don't want to.
02:24:01
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If they, you know, like if the power logo
02:24:04
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would get in the way of the fingerprint sensor,
02:24:07
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or if they just think it's more aesthetic this way.
02:24:10
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- They should write it on the edge of the laptop,
02:24:14
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but that's in between the key and the screen,
02:24:17
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and have an arrow pointing down to this, just this power.
02:24:20
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(both laughing)
02:24:22
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You know, since Johnny's gone.
02:24:23
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- Or just put a sticker on it, you know?
02:24:25
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(both laughing)
02:24:27
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Put a sticker on this side with an arrow.
02:24:29
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- Get rid of all the function keys and just put stickers.
02:24:32
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(both laughing)
02:24:34
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'Cause you can replace stickers.
02:24:35
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- Yeah, yeah, maybe that is the answer.
02:24:38
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- If you decide that the key should be something else later,
02:24:41
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just send out another sticker.
02:24:44
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You know, I've said this before, when I was in high school,
02:24:47
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I learned to type on manual typewriters,
02:24:49
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not electric, not just typewriters.
02:24:51
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I'm talking manual, clackety-clack typewriters.
02:24:54
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And I was in seventh grade, and I weighed about 87 pounds.
02:24:59
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And I was, my entire torso was about as thick
02:25:03
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as a power cable.
02:25:05
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I was a very skinny kid.
02:25:07
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And my pinky fingers weren't strong enough to,
02:25:11
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I could press the A and the semicolon keys,
02:25:14
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and the Q and the Z, and the other ones
02:25:16
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you're supposed to do with your pinky.
02:25:18
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But I couldn't press them hard enough
02:25:19
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to actually get a letter to show up.
02:25:21
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So it would look like I hit space.
02:25:23
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But we had this room, classroom full of manual typewriters
02:25:29
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that had no key caps.
02:25:31
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They were all blank because they were specifically meant for--
02:25:33
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- Oh, 'cause you were supposed to learn how to type.
02:25:35
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- Right, and I feel like they could go that route
02:25:39
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for the Johnny Ive crowd.
02:25:42
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- Sure, yeah.
02:25:42
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- Just print these keyboards up.
02:25:44
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- It would look a lot better too, just blank, all blank.
02:25:47
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- I think the DOS keyboard company, DAS,
02:25:50
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like the German DOS, I think they sell a keyboard
02:25:53
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that's like that for the aesthetically purists.
02:25:57
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The black turtleneck crowd.
02:26:00
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Anything else?
02:26:04
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Oh, so what's not in the new ones?
02:26:06
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Last but not least is that apparently there's no face ID
02:26:09
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and no cellular networking, according to these rumors
02:26:12
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from Ming-Chi Kuo and Mark Gurman.
02:26:14
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The face ID, the cellular, I'm not surprised
02:26:17
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'cause I feel like the story on that is very complicated.
02:26:21
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And I just wish my Mac could have cellular
02:26:25
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like my iPad does is, I feel like the answer
02:26:28
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is more complicated than that.
02:26:30
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But again, Apple doesn't really like to explain it.
02:26:32
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The face ID thing is a little bit more disappointing to me,
02:26:35
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especially for the iMac where it seems like
02:26:37
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that would be a natural.
02:26:41
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- So I can't imagine why the iMac doesn't have face ID.
02:26:44
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It seems very weird.
02:26:46
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Because if it doesn't have face ID,
02:26:49
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that might mean it doesn't have any biometric authentication
02:26:52
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because I think that there is some kind of
02:26:55
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cryptographic problem.
02:27:00
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- You can't do it in a non-connected keyboard.
02:27:02
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- Right, right, so you can't do it.
02:27:05
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For reasons I don't think I understand
02:27:07
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and don't even wanna try to speculate on,
02:27:09
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but you can't just make a Bluetooth keyboard with it on.
02:27:13
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- Well, it's the same problem,
02:27:14
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and that's why it's the same thing with,
02:27:16
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it's a handshake between the sensor
02:27:20
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and the whatever that chip is.
02:27:22
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I can't remember off the top of my head.
02:27:23
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- The secure enclave.
02:27:24
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- The secure enclave, yeah.
02:27:25
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- Right, right.
02:27:26
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- And that's why they had that whole thing
02:27:31
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where people were incensed
02:27:32
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because they weren't letting third parties repair,
02:27:36
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do certain repairs because it would disconnect
02:27:40
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to those two and that would ruin the handshake.
02:27:43
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- And so I don't know, we'll see if the rumors pan out,
02:27:46
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but I hold out hope, not because I, again,
02:27:48
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not because I have any info,
02:27:49
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but just, boy, it would be nice for the iMacs
02:27:52
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to have face ID.
02:27:54
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Other handful of rumors, there's somebody,
02:27:58
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people are saying they're gonna actually make a display
02:28:00
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that costs, a standalone display
02:28:02
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that costs less than $5,000.
02:28:05
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- I'll believe it when I see it.
02:28:11
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- You know how we always remember,
02:28:13
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we always remember Craig Federighi's first ever
02:28:16
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on stage appearance when his hand was shaking on the mouse.
02:28:20
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I feel like the John Turnus equivalent of that,
02:28:26
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it wasn't the first time we saw John Turnus
02:28:27
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who just got a promotion to head of,
02:28:29
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senior vice president of hardware across the company.
02:28:33
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But to me, the Turnus moment is at WWDC 2019
02:28:37
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when he introduced the XDR display
02:28:41
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and said that the stand cost $1,000.
02:28:44
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And I don't know, you were watching remotely, right?
02:28:51
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And it was obvious even on the stream
02:28:56
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that it got a poor reaction, right?
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I mean, but in the room, it was like,
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I don't know how somebody could fart so bad
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that all 5,000 people in the room could smell it,
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but that was what it was like.
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- I know that, yeah, and I don't know how you,
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I mean, given that that was the fact, that was the price,
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I'm not exactly sure how you introduce that price
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and make it seem more palatable.
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- Well, how did they not see that coming, right?
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I think if there is such a thing
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as a $1,000 display stand, that Apple made it.
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It is a truly tremendous piece of kit.
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And now that they're in the field,
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it doesn't seem like anybody is saying,
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"Hey, I got it, and now my display droops,
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it's worn out already."
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I mean, if there is such a thing as a $1,000 display stand,
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I think that's it.
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But to me, it only makes sense in the context
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of this is the big brother to this,
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I don't know what the reasonably priced
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standalone 5K display is, but let's say the whole display,
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including a built-in stand is $1,500.
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- And it's great, and it's 5K,
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and it's just like our iMac display,
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and it does all the HDR cool stuff,
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and it's super thin, and it's really nice.
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And for the pros out there, we've got this Pro Display XDR
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that's $5,000 and has a $1,000 stand.
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But it all goes over better if there's like,
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"Well, oh yeah, that's cool."
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- Right, right.
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- Yeah, it's the crazy expensive model, and you can move up.
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- Yeah, it's like the gold watch.
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- And that's the only watch we have, right.
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The Apple Watch 8, it comes in one model,
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we've simplified it.
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It's called, and it's solid gold, and it costs $20,000.
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Right, the Apple Watch announcement comes out
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real differently if the edition was the only version.
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And that's, but that's their display story at the moment.
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Right, the only display they sell is effectively
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the Apple Display Edition, you know.
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So hopefully that will come to pass, but otherwise.
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- Maybe they should have called it that.
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- And they maybe should have made it gold.
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- Yeah, sure.
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Or an option.
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- Yeah, at least it's hard to believe
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that that's not an option.
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- Well, gold plated.
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- Anything else, I think that's about it.
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- Yeah, I mean, there's the, Tim Cook spoke at a privacy.
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- Oh yeah, yeah, I didn't watch that yet.
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I read the remarks, I do wanna watch it.
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- Yeah, I read it on Six Colors as well.
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And it was interesting 'cause I thought,
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I had seen a bunch of people say,
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"Oh, he really stuck it to Facebook."
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And it's interesting, and he did,
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but he also didn't mention Facebook by name.
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And so it's just sort of funny that it's obvious
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that like all these comments about the horrible things
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that people are doing, oh, that's Facebook.
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- It does seem like Facebook and Apple
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are going into a cold war, and it is escalating.
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- They're much more at odds than, say, Apple and Microsoft.
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- Yeah, or even Apple and Google, right?
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And I guess it probably helps that Google pays
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$20 billion a year for default search placement in Safari,
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or at least they do now.
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I feel like that is seriously in jeopardy regulatory-wise
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going forward.
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And Apple doesn't really have any sort of real,
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Apple doesn't really benefit from Facebook in any way.
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Facebook gets a lot more from Apple
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than Apple gets from Facebook insofar as that Facebook
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has a lot of customers who are using iPhones.
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And presumably, it's still the case
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that the average iPhone user is a better demographic
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advertising-wise than the general public.
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And so you can see that, and Facebook,
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they even issued it in their results last week.
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They even issued it as one of their, we have to say this,
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this is, there's negative headwinds or whatever lingo
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they use with the ad tracking change,
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which still has not, for all the publicity about it,
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the ad tracking identifier change in iOS 14,
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which was, Apple had originally said was intended to ship
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with iOS 14 in September or October,
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still hasn't shipped because of the resistance to people,
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you know, like Facebook and Google against it.
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But Apple has now said it is coming in the next version
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of iOS, which is probably 14.5 and probably coming in March.
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And they're saying it's gonna cost them money, so.
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And now, and the other story I saw was that the information
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had a story that Facebook is preparing
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an antitrust lawsuit against Apple.
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- Yeah, good luck with that.
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- Well, that's, isn't that weird?
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I didn't know that, I guess one company can sue
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another company for anything.
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I mean, that's like one of the things my wife,
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who is a lawyer, has explained to me about Trump
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over the years, that you can sue anybody for anything.
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So, you know, making it seem like it's news
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that so-and-so got sued for whatever,
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it doesn't necessarily mean anything, you know?
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It's like calling somebody a booger head,
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doesn't necessarily-- - Well, you know, I mean,
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it's like Trump's lawsuit's over the election.
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- Right. - They were like,
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they were like, oh, for 60 on those.
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- Right, didn't really amount to a hill of beans.
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But I, you know, it's, that's, I guess that's Facebook's
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nuclear option, I really don't see Facebook
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as having the, you know, whatever antitrust concerns
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there are over Apple's control over the platforms,
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and I know that they're nuanced in many.
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I don't think Facebook is on the short end of 'em,
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you know, and I guess there's certain areas
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where they would like to do their own credit card processing
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and they ran into a little thing,
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but they certainly don't have as big a complaint
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as most people have, you know, who are,
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who would like to do their own credit card processing.
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Well, it'd be interesting to see how it goes.
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So is the Tim Cook video worth watching?
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- I didn't see it. - Oh, yeah,
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he did the same thing. - I read the,
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so on Six Colors they have the text of his comments,
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so I read the comments. - Yeah, yeah.
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And I, yeah, and I also saw the--
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- Not that I don't like looking at Tim.
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I mean, Timmy's a handsome man.
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- Yeah, but I did see, though, when I read his remarks,
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the other thing, it wasn't just about privacy, though.
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The particular Facebook part was about him saying
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that the algorithmic-driven social media
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that promotes inflammatory material
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because it is addictive is a danger to society,
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which is-- - And he didn't say
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anything specific, but he talked about recent events.
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- I did see also that, I haven't watched it either,
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and again, it's six days old,
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so I probably ought to watch it before the next one,
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but I did see that he was on Fox News Sunday last week
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to talk about Apple's decision
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to remove Parler from the App Store.
02:36:14
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That's a show hosted by Chris Wallace,
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which is like the, you know, so he's on Fox News,
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but it's like the sane part of Fox News.
02:36:24
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- Right, right.
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- But I've heard that it's good, and you know,
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and it's, you know, you can see why he's on Fox
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to talk about that, but we shall see.
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