234: ‘Welcome to Dongletropolis’ With Merlin Mann
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John Gruber, I was so excited yesterday. I was in receipt of many exciting things from
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China. Oh yeah, many Chinese things arrived in my house yesterday. And it's very early
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for me. I slept in a little bit, so I'm kind of out of it. Yeah, so I was really excited.
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I got the new big boy iPad and I hurriedly, I said, they said, honey, you watch, watch,
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watch, watch some cartoons. I'm going to go to the office and I'm going to go restore
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my iPad and I got there and I went, "Hmm?" because I have a Retina 5K iMac from two,
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three years ago. The first Retina 5K iMac.
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Yeah, that's why I still got that.
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And I stood there like my late stepfather holding a cord with two different things on it going,
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"Hmm, hmm." Looking back and forth and I realized at my office as it stands,
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I do not have any way to go from this particular machine to USB-C that I know of.
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It's it is funny. I don't have that either. I've got a bunch of I've got my front pocket of my
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backpack is I got one of the that's where you store dongle town. Yeah, it's it's a very small
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pocket. But I now have many, many dongles. And it's not, not even all of them are USB C related.
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They just have right, I decided that I would, I'm never going to get caught short again without it.
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Right, right. I have a bag that up until this week was real good for that purpose.
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It's just that you're the one who studied math, you're the engineer, but if you think about it,
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it used to be mostly as simple as you go on the road with whatever and you need some kind of little plug thing
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that goes from USB-A to 30 pin. And now over time, as I got more other devices, not Apple devices,
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that became micro, but usually mini, USB mini, you gotta account for that. So in that case,
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I always get them wrong. But whatever the one is that's flat and popular, I got that
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kind that's reversible, or flippable, right? Where you can put it in either way, and it
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usually works. Because I would always get it wrong, you know, get it wrong more than
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50% of the time, I got one of those, I had all those, you know, but the problem is then,
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then you start getting this this weird, like, anytime you draw that, do that network drawing
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with more than a few dots and connect all the dots.
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It becomes hopelessly confusing.
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You had USB-C to that mix and now all of a sudden I, I, I don't know.
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I feel like professor Frank or something like that.
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I'm going to need several different is, and I honestly, there will certainly be
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things where I complain about Apple today.
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I'm honestly not complaining.
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I'm just noting that like, I thought I had, I thought I had a wired man.
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I had the, literally I had the anchor hub, the USB-C hub that was great for going on
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the road I've got, I'm, I'm pretty like stored up at this point.
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with having devices that charge faster.
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Between iPads and iPhones, I've got the higher powered USB
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But now I need to revisit the whole system.
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I have a go bag where I can just throw in a suitcase
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and know to a certainty that everything from the Apple
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Watch to the Fitbit to the Mac to the iPad
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will all be taken care of.
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And I knew I'd be good.
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And I do need to revisit that.
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And I think it's going to possibly get more complex.
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You know, it is weird because it doesn't
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too many things out there, right? Most of everything I've gotten either needs done,
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you know, the lightning or the USB C now, but you still have some mostly lightning.
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I mean, let's be honest up until you know, this week. Well, but then you've also got
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your your oddball devices that need the I don't even know what it's called. My micro
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micro was like my mini was the one that was was not even that many. Mini was the one that
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was that's the Android ish one that's taller. Yeah. And like a trapezoid. Right. Kind of.
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And then the one in what, like in everything else,
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is modern devices, is micro, yeah.
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- Right, and so like my external battery packs,
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you know, those things need, always need micro.
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Who knows why, thank God,
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if we could get those things on USB-C,
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it would really upgrade the world.
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I think the Kindle still takes the micro, I don't know.
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I've got a brand new-- - It does, it does.
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- I have a brand new Kindle upstairs
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that a guy came like three and a half weeks ago,
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and I still haven't opened the box,
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because it's like, busy,
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it's like the busy time of the year for me,
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I've got all these other things.
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It's like, I can't dig around with a new Kindle.
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- Well, you know, it's, I don't know.
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This is actually a somewhat interesting, I think,
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somewhat germane topic, which is like almost all the time
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in Apple since let's say, what, 1998?
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I mean, in all the time since then,
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it always feels like we're in the middle of a transition.
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Whether that's, let's start with, you know,
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floppies not being relevant anymore.
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the widespread adoption of USB-A, but really at every step along the way, I mean, it's
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only people like my friend John Roderick that feel like it was 30 pin jacks forever and
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then why does Apple keep changing it? It really is a constant time of transition, so you just
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look at the one vector of this thing you plug in to your device, let's say the most basic
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one. You need a way to charge your iPhone, well of course you need a way to charge your
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iPhone, but in a lot of cases you also need a way to get data over that cable, which changes
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things a little bit. Because if you are traveling and have multiple devices and you don't want
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to be an insane person carrying like a Dr. Satchel full of these things around, you have
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to really think all that stuff through. And the USB-C does complicate that. Because, for
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example, I was thinking, so what do you use to charge your iPhone from your new iPad that
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must be USB-C to Lightning? Do you have that cable?
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No, I don't have that cable. I don't think I do. I really don't think I do.
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I'm not complaining. I might have it. I'm becoming aware that I have to jump on my segue
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and go back and forth to the house three times. And I still could not figure it was like it's
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like the thing my kid does now. She's she's in fifth grade and she has these logic problems
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where like Doug is sitting next to John and John has a hoagie and it's like you go. So
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who's on the train? And and I eventually gave up and went with iCloud backup because I am
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a compulsive iCloud back upper. I actually prefer the iCloud for the restore. It's come
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so far, John. It's really stem to stern the entire thing. Oh, yeah. And again, so you're
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making the point for me, which was, if we only account for power, that's one thing.
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If we only account for data or, you know, that's another thing. Well, we are what we
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still need to get our head around if we're going to stay in this universe is all the
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other stuff too. We also, we do have the constant of mostly 10 hour plus or minus battery life
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to keep in mind. But I mean, we've talked about this how many times where sometimes
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your LTE connection some places is actually faster than the Wi-Fi connection.
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You can do some pretty substantial stuff and not have to check on it
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constantly. It's not like burning a CD in like 2002. Like you can,
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you know that stuff is eventually going to work,
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but you do have to take all that into account.
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You have to then think about stuff like still USB,
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USB keys for moving stuff around things like the files, uh,
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apps and services. And you know, if we,
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I guess what I'm trying to say is in order to avoid becoming a completely unhappy
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old man. It is important for me to keep focusing on where things are and where they are going,
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rather than gazing exclusively at where I thought they should be in 1987. You know,
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I don't miss Scuzzy 50. I don't miss it. That was it was brutal. I you have to take into account
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how the entire ecosystem works together and is moving. And of all the things we can be
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skeptical with about Apple, I think one is that they have a pretty good idea about how
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it will fit together. I hope. Yeah, I think the weird thing too that while testing this
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new iPad, I at one point on the last day, I think because the reviews are going up Monday
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morning, let me see if I have a fine timeline. Yeah, Monday was the iPads and Tuesday was
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MacBook Air. I had been using this iPad for you know, the better part of a week, but Amy
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is a much more avid iPad user than me and I wanted her to use it because I was really
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interested in her perspective of would she like this size, meaning the 12.9. And so I
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wiped it and gave it to her and let her restore her iPad thing. And again, that went so fast.
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It was like, this could be a nightmare. This, you know, am I misremembering how quick it
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was for me to set this up? And it was seriously, it was like, I don't know.
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Isn't there a small part of your mind? I mean, like, so just real quick. So what I do, here's
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my, I screw up was I'm running the developer betas on most of my iOS devices because I'm
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that guy. And of course my backup was 12.1.1. And so I tried to restore and it says, "Sorry,
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no luck." So I wipe, I start over and now I have to get to, but it turns out in the
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time since then, even in that day, now it's got to be 12.1.2. So I got to get them both
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up to 12.1. This is not a huge problem, but it was an extra like three hours, I'll told.
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But what you're saying is correct. If you're in normie and just running normal software,
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that's probably going to work fine.
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And it is shocking.
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All you have to do is go to reset.
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Please be very careful and don't just do this while I'm talking.
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You go to reset, you say erase all content and settings.
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And then it just comes back up and you say,
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restore from iCloud.
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Which one do you want?
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And that's it.
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That's really-- it really-- it's shocking how fast--
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oh, and also then the new thing where
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you get basic settings from a nearby iOS device,
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sort of like with the Apple TV setup.
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That's great.
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Yeah, and it really does speed things up.
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It gets you on the Wi-Fi and stuff like that.
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And so you don't have to type in your fiddly--
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So you wipe it and give it to her.
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Tell me what you think about this.
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- Well, she likes it and she's like,
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"Yeah, I think I want this size."
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And she said, I think her exact words were,
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"If the iPad is your jam, the size is your jam."
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This is what people, you know, she got it.
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- Talking about the big boy.
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- The big boy, the 12.9 inch one.
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But then it's like bedtime and she's going to bed
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and she's got like one lightning cable
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on her side of the bed.
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And she's like, "How do I plug this in?"
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And I was like, "No, no, it needs a new plug."
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idiot. And she's looking at the bottom of this and she goes,
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you're telling me this is different. And I said, yeah.
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And she goes, you've got to be shitting me.
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And she's like, well, wait, if I put the new plug over here, well,
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that one plugged my phone, charged my phone. I was like, no, it's, it's,
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box full of asterisks about how this is better. Yeah. And I'm,
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I'm not even sold that it's better. You know, I, I get, I get,
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I see the trade offs, right? I can make, I can make the list of pros and cons.
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And, but she just looked at it and just was like,
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you've gotta be shitting me. This is ridiculous.
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How I've got these lightning cables, you know,
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everywhere I need them around the house to charge,
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- I'll often buy the Amazon ones
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cause they sell a six foot one or whatever,
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the longer the one that comes with it.
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I frequently buy them.
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And when I do, when I get them from Amazon,
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I buy them in pairs.
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Cause when am I not going to need those?
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Well, I've not,
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because they get that little crayon mark eventually.
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If you use them long enough,
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you get that little corrosion on there
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and you want to be able to switch them out,
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that kind of stuff.
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So I'm lousy with those cables.
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I've been buying the ones from, I always forget the name of the company, Monoprice.
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The Monoprice ones that have three caps.
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So natively the cable has the micro USB, but then there's a lightning cap, like a little
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lightning condom you put on the top and it's connected.
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It's on like a little tether so it's not going to fly off like an Apple Pencil One.
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So the one cable has all three things you can do micro you can do lightning, you can
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do USB C. And as far as I can tell, you don't pay any kind of penalty on that. It's like
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when you're going with you put the USB C cap on you plug it into the powerful 30 watt charger,
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you're getting the full 30 watt, you know, just because even though it's at some point
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going through a little micro USB thing, I don't see I haven't done I haven't send it
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to you out labs, but it seems like you don't lose anything. But I have to say it's it is
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ugly. It's an ugly little tentacle of many cables at the end of the cable.
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It is and there are so many things about this is the first time in a pretty long time that except
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for my desktop Mac, which is as I say, I think I got an August I want to say of 2016 whenever
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whenever the 5k right now was relatively new. I'm up to date on all my devices right now.
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I've got like, I'm a fancy boy and I've got recent versions of everything. And then what,
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you know, it is funny what, what they say, you get used to this or you come to expect
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this. It is kind of funny at almost almost every step I have been proven utterly wrong.
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Like when I saw the notch, I was like, you've got to be kidding me. I will never not see
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the notch all the time. And now I'm on my second iPhone 10 series and I see it but it
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doesn't bother me. It doesn't bug me at all. And further to that point, so I spent just
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enough time setting up this gorgeous new iPad yesterday, just enough time that when I popped
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over to flip on the previous iPad Pro 10 inch, I went, "Hmm, that's kind of a modest sized
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screen. It's no different than my feeling of picking up my kid's iPod she never uses
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anymore just to make sure it's up to date. And I go, "Oh my gosh, this is like roaming
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on a postage stamp. This thing feels so little." It is strange, but the corollary to that is
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that you increasingly do notice how crazy some stuff is. It really feels like we should
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be closer to truly wireless charging, for example. The apex of this, and thank God this
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has gone away. Of course, the lollipop effect of sticking your Apple Pencil 1 into your
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iPad never stopped feeling utterly asinine. Second only perhaps to that mouse you had
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to flip over to stick the charger into. You get used to most all of it, but you also become
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increasingly aware of like, "God damn, this thing is so good at so many of these things
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that it does really feel like a little bit of a legacy relic to have certain things,
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including a cable sticking out of the bottom while you're trying to use it."
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I was thinking about this the other day. It's funny. I could tell you exactly what block
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of the city I was on. I was just talking to, I don't know if this is like an age thing
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or what, but more and more it's like I can remember exactly where and when I was when
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I had a thought. Oh yeah. So I can remember them at all. I can usually remember. I think
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it's the other way around. I think it's, you just don't remember much. You probably always
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remember, but now it's the thoughts you do remember, you know, so what you got to see,
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you've got the new pencil thing. Yeah, no, you didn't get the pencil. I did. No, I got,
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I got everything. Yeah. I'm the four digit club. The new pencil is,
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is the greatest little apple thing I can,
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I raved about it better in at least three or four ways.
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I raved about it in my review.
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It was the little sentence of the review that apple picked up and put on there,
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like what the reviewers are saying, which is always a weird thing for me.
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I always think, I think like I can't, you know, I should,
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I shouldn't understand that,
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that apple reads my stuff and cares what I think, but it's like, Whoa,
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I can't believe they're quoting me.
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- You didn't use the shit sandwich one?
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- No, I didn't use that.
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But I feel like even though I raved about it so much
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that Apple even picked that segment to talk about it,
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I still don't feel like I did justice
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to just how beautiful this thing is,
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and every aspect of it.
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Like, and I even wrote in my little thing
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that it nears perfection for the concept.
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So in theory, somebody could have a concept of a stylist
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that works differently,
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something that has like three little clicky buttons,
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you could just sit there and click. You know, there's other ways to do a stylus. But the idea
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of a stylus with no buttons that just works. This this new one is it is seriously near perfection.
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The one and only idea I really sat there and thought, well, how would I even suggest an
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improvement? The only thing I could think of was it would be nice if it had like haptic feedback
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for that double tap thing. Because as it stands, you you double tap it and whether to tell sometimes
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if it's taken, especially on an app that has been updated. Well, that Yeah, they don't
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know that you've missed the pencil itself has no feedback to offer you. So the only
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way you can get feedback is in the app you're using. And so like the notes app, which has
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been updated for it, you know, literally racer will pop up, it animates and has a little
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spring to it, you know, and it's like, okay, you switch to the eraser by by double tapping,
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it would be nice if the pencil offered you that feedback. But other than that, I can't
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even think of a way to improve it. It's so beautiful. And you're right that the and I
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still what the thought I had the other day was was about the bad rap that the old pencil got
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for that lollipop effect you're talking about because it was awkward. It did look silly. It
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always and I don't know why every time I did it I feel like oh Christ don't break it you know it
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just felt like because it's just sticking out and I never came close to breaking it you know but it's
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not the kind of thing you would see in an Apple product photo you know feature it it looks really
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weird and it's an anxiety making.
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- Yeah, but it was, but I totally see why they did it,
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right, it's totally justifiable because in addition
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to charging and in addition to the fact that when the pencil
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is low on juice, you really only needed to stick it in
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for a couple seconds, you know, 30 seconds and you'd be good
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for a long stretch.
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But the fact that it also is what paired it to the iPad.
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So if you've got one pencil and a couple of iPads
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and you're not even, you know, it's like this isn't
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your pencil, you just stick it in the lightning port
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And it's like, okay, I got you.
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Now this is the iPad is saying, this is my pencil now.
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It's brilliant.
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You don't have to go to settings.
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You don't have to pair.
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There's no, it's brilliant, but boy, this is so much better
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without having to actually stick it in a port.
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- Yeah, and this is something I feel like I say,
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I don't like to invoke the whole specter
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of Steve Jobs for things.
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I think it's pretty lame most of the time,
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but there's a tremendous irony in the fact
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that it is a stylus that is the product I look at
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from the last five years and I go,
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"Wow, Steve Jobs wouldn't like this."
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Ironic, of course, 'cause of the You Blew It line.
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But this is a very Steve Jobs kind of thing.
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Just the subtle touches of,
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this does not feel to me like a purely Johnny type of thing.
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I think the first pencil feels like
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a very Johnny kind of thing,
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'cause it looks great until you have to use it,
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and then it's kind of silly.
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And in this case, no offense,
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but in this case, the thing looks great
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no matter how you're using it.
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The subtlety of like, it's fun.
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I certainly must have thought of calling it the number two pencil, but that would have
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been confusing. But adding that, what would be the one flat side, I think that's probably
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a hexagonal plane if you'd done that all the way around. It feels like a pencil on
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that part. Yes, it does pop right on. Another one that's so subtle, it feels real sturdy,
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but the texture, it's so strange. They're so good at materials, the texture of this
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If God forbid Steve Jobs ever had to live to see a stylist on one of his devices, I think he'd be proud of this one
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I think this really
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Especially for I consider this a 1.0. I feel like this is a real do-over
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I guess the tips are similar
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But this feels like a real do-over of the concept and I think he would be very proud of this
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I think this would fit into his idea of how we interact with stuff
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And that's you know, if you go back and listen to what he said, I think his context was clearly well
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It was a classic job Z and if we don't have to use you have to use a style
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yeah, it was about having you know a
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Device where where where there are certain features that require this stylus and that's what he meant by blew it
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I don't think that he even even then at that moment was opposed to
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Say the fact that you know that there were plenty of people using Wacom tablets with Macintosh
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Computers, you know and a stylus, you know that there's of course artists need a stylus to draw
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But you know there's a classic job scene if Apple isn't selling X yet
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Then every X on the market is both unnecessary and garbage garbage. Just just poor design. Yeah
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another one of his I don't know this is apocryphal, but the I feel like I remember him saying at one time nobody
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Nobody's gonna nobody watches movies. Yeah, it was I remember
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It was when the first color iPod came out with and it only had support for photos
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Yeah and talk about
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That's the thing. That's the thing is I do remember having that particular whichever
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iPad or iPod was the first one that could show a video. And I do feel like it was easily
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one of the first things I ever bought as like a video thing from iTunes. I think I bought
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a few episodes of the show Psych. And I remember specifically I was staying at John Roderick's
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house in his mom's guest room and I remember having the dingus that would let me go to
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RCA cables, and I was watching video from an iPod on a TV. But it did feel very exotic.
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It did feel very--I enjoyed the episode y'all did about 2001 on the incomparable--it did
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very much feel like something, you know, a little bit proto-Haywood, you know, like when
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you're hanging out waiting to talk to the Russians and you pull out your video device
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in portrait mode. But that was very exotic at the time. And now one of the reasons I
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I suggest to people if you're going to be a dumb rich boy and buy one of these things,
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don't buy 64. And everybody's like, well, why would I ever use more? I look now I'm
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not using 64. I was like, this is a movie machine. If you have a kid, you could have
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10 movies on this thing all the time and never even notice. But if you, you pick you, you
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get Scott Pilgrim, you get Harry Potter three, you get a few classic movies that everybody
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likes and you put it on here. And now when you're somewhere with no connectivity, you
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have a movie machine that looks stunning. This screen is bigger and certainly more colorful
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in the screen that I grew up with as a child. And it is a primary way that tons of people,
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especially young people, watch video now. That changed a lot.
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Yeah, I don't have anything that takes up significant space on my iPads other than
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the movies. I don't have little kids anymore. So it's not, thank God though, that would have made
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life easier if we had these things back then. It's so funny, John, so much of the stuff you
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told me about. Our kids are, I think, three or four years apart. We were just looking
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at pictures of them back in Wellington. They're so little. But it's so funny, the things you would
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say about how your son is like, he's doing like three different things at once on three different
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devices. I'm like, "Oh, that's so silly." How would you allow that? And I shot a video the other day
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of my kid playing Minecraft while watching on the iPad, while watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine on the TV
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as she was on speakerphone with her friend who was also playing Minecraft on an iPad.
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It is there. The way they multitask is definitely a multi-device. It's like,
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this device is doing this and this one's doing that. And so he's still like a big YouTube. Oh,
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yeah. Right. Yep. Yeah. And it's so bizarre. And I'll have like a FaceTime call going with a buddy
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in there. Like, I'm like, are you guys watching the same thing? And he's like, no, no,
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we're not dating. Right. But you know, maybe this is part of this section is ends up being
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somewhat thematic, which is like, you know, anytime you're looking at this stuff, when
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you and I were maybe a little bit younger, we could always kind of groan and grunt and
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point at the old who just didn't understand. And a certain time was, you know what they
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didn't understand? A desktop computer. Like, oh, why do you need that? Why don't you use
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a typewriter? And you're like, oh, you poor old man, you don't understand this. And now
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we are the ones who are constantly in danger of becoming that. And like the presence of
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mind that I think is valuable to hold in your head when it can occur to you is to look at
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where this is and where this is going rather than exclusively looking at how it squares
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up with what you've done in the past. Like you can get the terminal on lots of stuff,
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but you know, just update. That's not the best way to do stuff nowadays. There's a lot
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of really nice ways and learning to hue or mold or turn to the way that Apple is going
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is not a terrible idea if you want to stay in this ecosystem. All right, let me take
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a break here and thank our first special friend. It's our good friend at away. You guys know
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And before they the first time they sponsored the show, they sent me a carry on. This is
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I'm like, you don't have to send me another suitcase. My other one's still brand new.
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I mean, I honestly it's, what am I going to do with the new one? That it's still, it's
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like, I could use a new one, john, because they sent me one a few years ago, too. But
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You don't need like an instruction manual
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But it's a way to put like stuff that gets wrinkled like dress shirts put them in the suitcase
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the charging? No, I didn't even mention the charging carry ons come with the USB during
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the lead a little bit because this thing is a but saver. Yeah. And we were just talking
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about charging devices. It's got two two USB out ports. So you can sit there at the airport
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and charge your devices if you have the right cable. And if you have the right cable that's
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on you that don't blame away away travel. But it's it's also a I mean, mine's a few
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years old right now, but it's a pretty high capacity battery.
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Yeah, I'm usually able to get like, at least I feel like I
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want to say, least serve for full charges out of it. And it's
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got a it's got a higher it's got a pretty pretty good capacity
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battery battery and it has two ports a well a sorry, that word
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choice. It's got two two ports that you can use. So you can
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charge two things at once. And one of them is a higher wattage
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that will charge your iPad faster.
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Now, did you know that you can get a free upgrade? If you have
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an older one? I did this.
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I need this. I need this. This is how we get the little pop out little toaster effect,
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right? So the original, their original design, you could remove the battery,
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but you needed like a Phillips head screwdriver and a couple of minutes of work,
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which would might be tough if you're at the gate, you know, like the scenario, right?
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The scenario where you would need to do this is if you thought you were going to put your suitcase
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in the overhead bin and then they're like, we ran out of space. We need to gate check the remaining
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bags and you're not supposed to put a lithium-ion battery in a checked bag. So you're supposed
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to take the battery out. So some of the airlines now—I don't even know which ones—but
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some of them have a policy where if it's not easily removable, you're not supposed
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to get it on the airplane at all. And so Away has switched to a different design. You just
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pop it, you just punch at it, and it pops right out, pops right back in. But if you've
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got their older one, they'll send you a free kit to turn your old mounting thing into
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a new one which is great and you're right it's super I don't know how many mega amp
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hours you can get at least five charges on an iPhone out of it your management very but
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now it's it's it's pretty boss yeah especially if for me because you're not really there
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long enough to really like you know hopefully your bat your phone isn't at zero at the airport
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but you know just to sit there on while you're waiting for your boarding group to be called
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to sit there and you know fill up your iPhone as best you can for 20 minutes or whatever
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it's fantastic. Yeah, you'll never be that guy at the airport sitting on the, I always
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feel so bad for the people who sit on the floor. Yeah. It's usually, and you know, I
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don't know if this isn't intended as punishment, but I am shocked at how often the available
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plugs are near a garbage can. So it's usually somebody sitting there with McDonald's next
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to a garbage can. You're like, Oh, you've poor son of a bitch. She got in the way, way
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travel. Right. And then the other thing too is that at airports there's the newer things
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to where there's like a bar, you know, like, and they have stools and it's like, here's a place
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that is sort of these are waiting seats where you're, you know, supposed to have your laptop
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out or something and there's there's ports for everybody. Those seats are always taken, you can
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never get one of those seats. Like I don't even know who these people are like that. Who How do
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you get one of these seats and it seems to me like people are like, wow, I'm so lucky I got one of
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of these seats, I guess I'll just skip my flight. Stay here. Like I never have to put aside when I'm
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traveling with the family and it's not really you can't really get like three of them. But even when
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I'm by myself and I've got 40 minutes, you know, I've cruised through security, I've got, you know,
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plenty of time to go. I never get one of those seats. So turn, you know, having the charger on
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your suitcase and you can sit anywhere and you can you can charge your devices. With you it always,
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we always end up doing after the sponsor read we do like a whole segment of
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no we travel everybody wait so the one thing i want to say i will to talk about these chargers
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is the the weird no no i do i they're good they're real good you know they're also good in a hotel
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room where maybe you don't feel like maybe your anger doesn't work because you didn't bring the
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right chords no but isn't it but you you mentioned this before where now the chargers the high
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capacity ones like the one that comes with the the iPad in the box and I think
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it's the one I think it might be the same charger that comes with the MacBook
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Air the new air it'll be it looks different to me the one I've been
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getting from the Apple Store you can tell me the wattage but it's the one
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guys so freaking confusing because there's the tiny little boys that I know
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what no the iPad comes with an 18 watt charger that's right it's not the right
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And so I have taken stickers out of a Marvel Avengers sticker book and affixed them to
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different things.
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So I've got a wasp on the low wattage ones and a Hulk on the high wattage ones.
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And I'm able to identify, when's the last time you tried to read what the wattage is?
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I know your vision is pretty much that of a pirate at this point.
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But it's very recently.
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I use the triple click.
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It's the only way I can read even what the thing is.
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it's no because I was looking and I was comparing it and I recently bought a pixel three and that
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Google gives you an 18 watt charger with the pixels you know and and it's a very similar
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looking thing to the iPad charger except Google's is bigger of course but I'm trying to read what
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the wattage is on it and I just gave up and like googled and found like the verges review and it's
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It's like, Verge tells me it's an 18 watt charger.
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So I was like, all right, it's 18.
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I can't read.
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- It's one thing for Apple to not tell you exactly
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like what RAM is in this, et cetera, et cetera.
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It's such an Apple move to A,
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make it so you have to unplug it to see what it is.
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B, have the writing be comically,
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the type size is comically small.
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And it's like having EEE over CCC.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- It's the lowest contrast decision you could have made.
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- It is a very light gray text
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on a glossy white background.
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- I'm telling you, it's a Marvel stickers.
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It'll save your day.
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Yeah, no, no, this is,
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as long as we're talking about chargers.
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Yeah, so we have some setups where we try,
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you know, my wife is a grown woman
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and she doesn't want the house
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to look like a bachelor lives there.
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And so I try to make accommodations
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where I avoid things like the octopus of cables.
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And I really try to have a balance between,
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okay, everybody has a place and a way,
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'cause everybody's got iPhones,
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everybody's got watches, everybody's got iPads, and we need a place to charge those.
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Of course that's my job because nobody else does it, not that I'm complaining,
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but we have stations around the house and in one case we've got something that
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I think was designed to be a old-fashioned, like a bamboo letter
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sorter or folder holder. And so we've got that on a thing in the kitchen and I got
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one of those little zip up three channel... have you seen the sleeves you can get?
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I forget the brand name, but it's like a sleeve with a zipper on it and three
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implied channels in it into which you can put cables and you don't get a big
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tangle. Oh yeah. I think I know it's got a little bit of wiring in it,
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so it can kind of hold a shape. And because that's mostly hidden,
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I loop that around once,
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put a bulldog clip on it and stick that behind this thing.
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And it's mostly not ugly. I don't love going through the holes,
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the channels for those things to do that. It doesn't work for me. So anyway,
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And that was great because I had three of my Hulk plugs on there.
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So regardless of device, any lightning thing you put in there,
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you're going to be good. And then as a consideration to my,
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my grown ass adult wife,
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I put one in the hallway because that's where she tends to leave her phone.
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Right? So I'm doing that kind of Berkeley design thing where I'm going to wait
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until people make the pass and then I'll put down the concrete and say, Oh,
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you leave your phone here. I will give you,
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I will accommodate you by putting this charger there with this very low key
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wire. You can just kind of pull out and stick in there.
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I got one. What are the round wireless chargers? Is it Belkin?
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Who's the other one? What's the little round one?
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I don't know. I've been buying, you know what I mean?
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I've been buying anchor stuff recently.
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I love anchor stuff.
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So I've got one of those next to where I sit on the couch as well as another
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lightning cable.
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That's kind of there because everybody needs to charge stuff all the time.
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And now we've got USB-C so this system is going to have to change a little bit.
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Well, that's the thing, the thing that, that, that,
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the transition that our family must go through down with our cables is that the not the end
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of the charger that goes into your device, it's the end that goes into the charger, right?
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They used to all be used to all be the old USB A or whatever that was called. And now
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they're the new trend is that they're USB C. And that means we need new cables at the
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other end. And I have to say and with all of the, you know, well, maybe Apple should
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just move the iPhone to USB C and then everything's USB C. You know, I see the sense of that argument.
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I don't think they're going to do it. But I see the sense of I do I see the desire for
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me to not have those cables. But I think that's that's a little early for them to do that given
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their install base. Yeah, it's but it I will say though that I need it is weird. USB C on
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one end and lightning on the other cable is really weird because USB C and lightning are
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so similar in terms, you know, if you really look at it, you can see that USB C is quite
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a bit bigger. But that's a weird cable because it, it sort of seems like why are they different?
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You know, why shouldn't they, they, they should both be the same, but they're not the same.
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Yeah. Well, it's right right now as of the whatever. What's it been now? Probably 18
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hours that I've had this in my life. It feels like we have a new family member who we dearly
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love and it's very important to our household, but it's not simply just too tall for the
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house we live in, but maybe a different shape than most human beings. And we're going to
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have to find a way to accommodate that. This is not the end of the world. And we represent
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a little bit of an edge case because what are you really looking at? Most people who
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own an iPhone, especially if they bought it, this is coming straight out of my ass, but
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I would guess that most people who are iPhone users who bought an iPhone in the last two
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to four years, primarily, if you should have had a pie graph of their usage, it would be
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a vast majority. It would be a big-ass iPhone with a lightning cable, right? I mean, how
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many people have an iPad and a laptop and an iPhone? Certainly some, but I think we've
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got a little bit of, I don't know, bias based on the people we roll with. In the same way
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that like, I'm currently becoming very interested in how much people actually use iPads for
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for real non-media jobs.
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And it's been super interesting.
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Federico's been doing the same thing.
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It's very interesting to get feedback
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from people who have real big boy jobs and use iPads.
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But it would be really easy for us to say like,
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well, you know, I have this problem.
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Why doesn't everybody fix this?
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And like, well, think about Apple, think about scale.
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Like you gotta think about people all over the world
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needing to make those changes at the same time.
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And that's a big ask.
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- I think it's weird.
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And it's funny 'cause, you know, new iPads come out
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And the new iPad Pro is a more interesting device
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to write about than like eight months ago
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or whatever it was when the quote unquote regular iPads
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were updated, you know,
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'cause the regular iPads are mostly about price.
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It is about being able to sell them for like 350 bucks.
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And so there's no technology in it
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that's new and interesting.
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It's just, here's a really nice iPad
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that's, you know, two or three years behind the cutting edge
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and it sells for a lower price.
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So that as a reviewer and a nerd, the pro is way more interesting to write about.
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But there's a part of me this week, writing my review and talking to other people and
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reading the other reviews.
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That is like, here we go again, I know that everybody, you know, talking about this whole,
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can you do your work on the iPad?
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And why not just get a laptop, blah, blah, blah, when everybody, everybody can go on
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for thousands of words on this. Everybody can do an hour on their podcast about this.
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And it seems like we never get anywhere, right? Like, there's a part of me that I—
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It's nothing different from politics, because the kind of—something I've really been
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thinking about and prepping for this is like, how often the thing that we're doing is
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the most obvious thing in the world. How much we're saying, "Yeah, but what about me?
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Like what about the way I think about this?" And that becomes your form of argumentation,
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Right is where your form of perceived persuasion when you know, that's not how everybody else thinks about it
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Yeah, I thought I didn't you know
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I still have a bunch of tabs open with a bunch of these reviews because it was so busy of a crazy week
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It's just crazy doing an iPad Pro review and a MacBook. It's a lot. I mean, especially coming on the heels of the tennis
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Yeah, it's it's a lot
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But you know, I read some of them and you know, Joanna Stern is always a favorite of mine
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And I really enjoyed her MacBook air review
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She didn't do the iPad Pro though. Her colleague at the Wall Street Journal, David Pierce did.
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A lot of these people who work at real publications only had to review one of the products. It was like
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me and Jason Snell, I think, who... Oh, poor Jason. Jason did, I think he did all three. I know he'd
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read, I know he did Mac Mini. I think the iPad, yeah, so on upgrade they talked about the laptop
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in the mini, but they're holding off the iPad till next week, I think. But what was the
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Wall Street Journal guys? David Pierce. David Pierce. He used to be at I think he was at
00:39:43
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Wired for a while. And then he's like one of these guys can't hold the job. Yeah, he
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was at the verge back in the day. I joke, but it's funny when you're inside this. There's
00:39:55
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Just a lot of movement in these jobs people. Mm-hmm people are bouncing around
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Right exactly it's true it is true a lot of grenades are still rolling around
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Thanks Facebook, but his review was I
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Thought I thought it was fair and I think that it was very honest from his perspective
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but it was if there's a there's a trend in these it's
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It is iPad reviews that say you can't replace your laptop with this
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Where good buddy in the light Patel well well well
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But I thought neil eyes was a better take on this because I thought that it with pierces
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I thought that it's a common problem where he's using the second person you when he really means first person him
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You know I can't replace my laptop with an iPad and that's where I am personally me personally John Gruber
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I really feel like if I needed to do work, and I don't even do video. I don't even do video on my
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review. So, you know, and I don't do a lot of photography. And you have somebody else at your
00:40:59
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podcast? Yeah, yeah, I do. Honestly, honestly, I mean, you're not sitting there in fair, right?
00:41:04
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All right. But there's a couple of scenarios immediate, you know, people who do video editing
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and audio editing, there's a lot of those are the people who are saying, Look, I can't my workflow
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can't move from the Mac to iOS or or if it does, it requires so
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much fiddliness that it's not worth it. I'm not there. But
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even me, I just feel like I always, you know, my analogy is
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I just feel like I've put mittens on at times, and I'm
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trying to trying to use this thing with a pair of mittens
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covering both hands. And if I could, you know, switching to a
00:41:35
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MacBook would be like taking the mittens off. That's just me. But
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I try to keep it in mind at all times that this is a very first
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person thing for me. And I see other people who are doing amazing amounts of work on their
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iPad and really liking it. And so, you know, I try not to get into it. But I felt like
00:41:51
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pierces was more about his specific needs and his scenarios were things like, well,
00:41:55
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not everybody has to do that. And whereas I thought neil eyes was was a better take
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neil eyes take at the verge was, was really generous. Well, and just really interesting.
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And you know, like he mentioned specifically, that, you know, and I think it sticks out
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like a sore thumb that that okay, we've switched to USB C and you could take a USB C like thumb
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drive and you can't put Yeah, you can stick it in the iPad like, and I in the world when
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they come up in files, it's the single most obvious thing in the world, right? I don't
00:42:26
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and I don't think that it should you know, like the moment you plug it in that it should
00:42:29
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pop up automatically and put something in your face and take over your screen. Like
00:42:35
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if you had a copy of Trent almost like if you had a copy of transmit on your Mac and
00:42:39
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it couldn't see files on the computer. Yeah. It's just well, no, I can't really FTP if
00:42:44
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I can't get to my stuff. You're like, well, that's not really what it's for. It's forgetting
00:42:48
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it's forgetting to remote directories. And there is I thought like new eyes review kind
00:42:52
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of got to where Apple is trying to have it both ways. So Adobe's stuff featured very
00:42:59
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heavily in their iPad Pro demos during the event in their demos in the hands on area
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last week after the event, and then some of the promotional stuff that they are talking about,
00:43:11
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but they, you know, and rightly so that they, you know, this, like the Photoshop for iPad looks
00:43:16
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amazing. Lightroom on the iPad is right now because the Photoshop at least is you could
00:43:23
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at least put an asterisk because it's coming in 2019. You know, there's there's like the verge
00:43:27
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has access to the beta right now. It works. It's definitely you know, close enough to shipping
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where it's usable, but it's clearly a beta. But Lightroom is a real thing for the iPad right now.
00:43:38
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And I mentioned that they had these photos by Austin Mann, who was there at the event and at
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the hands-on area. And he shot these photos—I forget where he was. He's seriously like—he
00:43:52
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and his wife are like a mini National Geographic. 50 megapixel images from this amazing-looking
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hassle bed, hassle, blad camera, Louise, and Lightroom just goes through and he's sitting
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there and he's, you know, it's not like if I were doing it, it's like, well, I'll just
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make it look black and white. I mean, this is a professional photographer with a great
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eye and he's adjusting and he's de hazing, you know, like the de hazing is actually have
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you looked at this and no, I haven't. It's like, it's magic. It's like something that
00:44:25
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requires like maybe not AI, but it requires some inference about what constitutes a's.
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Yeah, it is. I think it is AI. I don't know. And Adobe has this anti, you know, Adobe has
00:44:35
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figured it out and it's amazing. So you have this image and it kind of looks cool, but
00:44:39
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then you de haze it and it's like, Oh my God, I can't believe that's the same image. Wow.
00:44:43
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But anyway, all of these things happen instantaneously, which makes it look like either these were
00:44:48
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tiny little thumbnail images, you know, just, you know, 2000 by 2000 pixels or something,
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not 50 megapixel or that these results were pre rendered and you're tapping these things
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and you know, here's all these pre rendered results you can flip through but no, it's
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all happening live on 50 megapixel raw images. It truly as a computer, it is truly a phenomenal
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device in terms of you know, mega flops, whatever, you know, whatever you want to say about speed
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is incredibly fast and it is doing things that you just have no expectation that it
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would be that fast. And again, it wasn't why Apple set it up. I mentioned this on my show
00:45:25
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last week, but they had a 15 inch MacBook Pro next door. And the reason they had it
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there was to show you the Adobe CC lifestyle where you can make these changes on one device.
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And it all goes through the creative cloud. And here you can see the same image and the
00:45:40
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same changes you made instantly sync over to this other device. But the thing I did
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on this MacBook Pro, which is, you know, loaded to the gills is probably like a $6,000 MacBook
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Pro is open the same image and just pinch to zoom. And it wasn't slow, but it wasn't
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like butter smooth and it's like so the iPad is blowing away it butter smooth when you
00:45:59
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pinch to zoom on the iPad with these gigantic ginormous images. But yet what neil I pointed
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out is the workflow of getting images into Lightroom on the iPad is kind of ridiculous
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because when you plug in a camera or a SD card reader, the only app that can deal with
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it is the photos app. And so you it's like built into the system. So the photos app recognizes
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it and appears and says, Oh, okay, I see you've plugged in a camera. Would you like me to
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import? Oh, that's so interesting. Because yeah, I mean, I guess in some ways, in some
00:46:35
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ways, that absolutely makes sense. Because what else would you want to put it in? Unless
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you're getting into a world where you've got stuff? So how do you get it? How do you get
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lightroom get to put into files first? Yeah, what? No, you have to put it you go into photos,
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and then somehow you've got to import from photos into Lightroom and, and like Neil,
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I pointed this out to Apple. Well, and Apple said, well, you know, and he said very proudly
00:46:57
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that Adobe is publishing a series shortcut that will import images from the photo, the
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system camera roll into Lightroom and delete those images from the camera roll. So they're
00:47:09
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not sitting there taking up your, your camera roll. It's accomplished through a series shortcut.
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And this shortcut isn't out yet.
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But it's like that is ridiculous, though.
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It's like watch it run and stuff like in a regular Siri shortcut.
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It just seems like a ridiculous workflow.
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It's so Rube Goldberg.
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It's like the better way, the more direct way to do it is to import on a Mac first and
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then just open your iPad and have them appear through the cloud.
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But that's not the message.
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The message isn't, well, first step, go to a Mac.
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one of those things. Like when step one is go to a Mac.
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Now you really knew they blew it. Yeah. It's right. When your Mac is your stylus, like
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you've got to go. Yeah. I, yeah. It's interesting because you're pointing out something that's
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so interesting, which is like you show capabilities in these demos. Right. And God, I wish I could
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remember it was John Hicks was talked about this app that he was using on iPad. It was
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20 bucks and I bought it last night and I was trying to find the name of it, but it's
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this astonishing new drawing app with vectors and layers.
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And I opened it up and I just closed it
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because it was freaking me out so much.
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It's incredible what this thing can do.
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Layers and layers and layers and layers and layers.
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I'll find it for show notes.
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And so certainly you show off those sort of capabilities
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where you go like, OK, if we added this down,
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this is a thing that you can do.
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And you're like, wow, that's really cool.
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But then you're like, hmm, how does that scale up
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if we want to really do that?
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And in the case of something David Sparks used
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to talk about years ago before iCloud syncing got good,
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Like, are you gonna trust, you know, the early versions of iCloud sync to hold your career as an attorney?
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Where that that that is now something he can do.
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They have scaled that up and that now works and you can have folders and it works across all the things.
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But once again, now we're in a funny little in between area where that yes, this has this capability that curl your hair.
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But like, you know, good luck this week trying to use that as a professional.
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Isn't that kind of part of the sticking point?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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It just seems just seems a little spiteful. I use the word spiteful and it just feels
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spiteful. It feels like, Oh, come on, this thing is so powerful and here's this USB drive
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and I know that you speak USB and I can connect them and then nothing happens. Yeah. Yeah.
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I don't know. I mean the only part about that that feels, I certainly wouldn't say dishonest,
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but feels a little bit sketchy where you get into the asterisks is like I say, like how
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you would use this thing in the field. Something that our good friend Marco Arment runs against,
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I just think this is the classic example, is that what do you do with a one port professional
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computer if you need to record a podcast? Like you think you live in dongle town now,
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well welcome to dongle-tropolis, because that's good luck even trying to make that happen.
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Something that seems like it should be so straightforward with a professional laptop.
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But you know, this is my, so that's frustrating when you see the demo of the capability, but
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then you are. And I'm not Federico, forgive me.
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I'm not trying to say it is strictly an iOS software problem.
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There's tons you can do. I keep returning to this one thing.
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Every time I look at this, yes, this is the thing that is developing.
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We're still so far ahead of where we were years ago, but with all of this stuff,
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I still, I'm always,
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I've become very sensitive to looking for the old man part of this. Yeah. Um,
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and it's not always, it's not always germane.
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Sometimes it is that Apple's just being stubborn or they're not ready to release
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this cause it's not good enough for whatever it is.
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maybe they're being spiteful, who knows. But I do try to always find the old man part in
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all of this. Am I being an old man here? The same kind of people who were like, you know,
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well think about when we, when you first got, you know, power books and, and, and, or, you
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know, or any kind of like a laptop, the people who just let alone that it was a Mac laptop,
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they just thought you were so silly. You'll never be, you, you're a child. You, that might
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as well say Fisher Price on it. And now, I mean, and the truth was you could do a fair
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amount then, and you can do even more now because that's how it works. But you and I
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both have people who live in our household that we can look to for how a non-old person
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looks at this stuff, and I try to never miss an opportunity. Even when they're doing a
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quote unquote "wrong," I try to look to that. And I do think this is super valuable because
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-- how can I put this? I don't have a smart way to say this -- but however we arrive where
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we are in feeling that we have expertise with something, even if you can demonstrate that
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expertise, you can prove that expertise. You can, in fact, I'm talking about expertise in a job,
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not just with a given technical skill, right? But there are people you know, who are crazy smart and
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experienced, who have gotten somehow, let's for a minute avoid how they got there. But we can take
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it as read that this person really knows their stuff in their sort of domain, the work that they
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do and the tools that they use in order to achieve it, right? I mean, we can certainly look at people
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like that. Now, now what's interesting about that is some of the skills are things we started
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learning. Think about the skills we started learning in the 80s and 90s and the problems
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that we were going to solve with those skills. The tools that were available to us both educationally
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and professionally. I guess what I'm trying to say is that is it not possible that there
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will be a path to expertise in the future that doesn't take the same precise winding
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road you and I took? And I think we always have to keep that in mind. So when I look
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at somebody sitting in a Starbucks typing on the keyboard of an iPad and
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I'm like oh god that looks I can't do that that is brutal there's no key
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travel like how are you doing that and yet look at how many people that are
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under 25 are totally happy to type on an iPad no right and but so something like
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you and me like we all you gotta have your DOS keyboard like oh what do you
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or your in your case your extended keyboard I guess I'm just trying to say
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like I think we have to I think it's important to keep in mind that that long
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long winding road to expertise, success via experience,
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does not have to take the same shape that we did
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in order for people to be successful.
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I realize I'm beating this into the ground,
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except this is something I so struggle with.
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And I've talked to Syracuse about this at length
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on Reconcilable Differences,
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but my kid's sitting there with her Chromebook,
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doing her homework in Google Docs,
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and I'm like, "Oh my God, you're doing everything so wrong.
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"Stop using the touchpad for everything.
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"Learn the commands."
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But you know, she hasn't died.
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She hasn't exploded yet.
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she's learning as she goes. But her path to whatever comes in her future must necessarily
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take a different path than I took. And I really try to keep that in mind. It's not an excuse
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for saying like, hey, it'd be great if the capabilities demonstrated here were supported
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by an infrastructure that makes that scalable for professionals. But I think we also have
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to watch the way the wind is blowing. I'm carrying on but do you kind of get what I'm
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Yeah, I do. I you know, but then there's other problems where it there is no new way. Like
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if the problem, like, I was talking to the verge guys after the event, you know, uh,
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you know, in the media area and they were, they were just saying like, look,
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look at our scenario, there's like three or four of them. Uh,
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they're shooting with a standalone camera. They've got all this video footage.
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And you know, these guys turn out the video like immediately, like they go up,
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they rush into the hands-on area, they shoot some, what do they call it?
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Like B roll footage. And you know,
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They're shooting footage of the new iPad Pro shots of people like holding the iPad from different angles, right?
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Meanwhile, yeah, maybe neil I is is is writing his narration for it
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And then they you know within you know by like one o'clock in the afternoon Eastern Time
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They've got like a video up on their site, you know, like a nice little four-minute very professional video
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That gets tens of thousands of views immediately
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And and they were like, well, how do you know? How would we do this on an iPad?
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we've got all of this video footage, we've got a recording of audio, we need it, you
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know, we need a USB microphone to get, you know, good quality audio for the narration.
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How do we do how would we if I've got, you know, this 4k video here, and we need it there
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on your machine, because you're the one who's going to edit it, how do we move this big,
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you know, multi gigabyte video over there with if you don't have USB reader? I mean,
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It's the sneaker net problem has still never gone away.
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Like, cause eventually you're going to run into something where the files are big enough,
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where you can't reliably shoot them over the air at each other.
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And I don't know, I guess, I guess I would look at that and I don't know.
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I mean, has Apple implicitly promised that you won't need backs anymore?
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Cause I don't know.
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I don't feel like that's on the table at all.
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I think what they're saying is we're giving you, I mean, not, not, not to go back to,
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I-- like SirQsa, I think automobile analogies often
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But there are times when the car versus truck analogy
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does make a lot of sense, I think.
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But yeah, I mean, like, in any profession,
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you choose the tools that you need and like to use
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and work best for you, and you get great at them.
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And in that case, yeah, that's a place where they got
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room to improve, for sure.
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I mean, I don't know.
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I don't know what the next step looks like.
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I would love to be a fly on the wall
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as an interface looks like in the next two years. I think it's really fascinating
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to think about where they're going to go next.
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This device, this new iPad I've got, is now fast enough
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that I, for the first time, it doesn't feel
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onerous to create, what's the technical name for it, when you drag
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over to the right and you pull up a second app.
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What is that called? I don't know.
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I know what you mean.
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I don't use it much because it's kind of a pain.
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Honestly, this is one area where they can--
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so let's go back to this earlier thing.
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Let's show some capabilities.
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Here's a really cool capability.
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Let's say you're looking at Safari
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and you want to make some notes for a report that you're doing.
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So you drag notes up to the right.
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You can change how wide it is.
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That's really cool.
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It's not difficult, but it's not crazy easy.
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And it's certainly not crazy fast.
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And if it's not already in the doc,
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you're going to need to do-- do you remember the theatrics you
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would have to do with two fingers to get stuff up from the dock. I personally did not spend
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a ton of time on it. I don't even know the name of it. I just don't use it that much.
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I believe to a certainty there are people who do. What I noticed last night, just for
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fun I said, "Oh, I'll just grab this thing from the dock and pull it over." Talk about
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butter smooth, that worked great. But the basic concept of how you get to stuff that's
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not in the dock is still not surpassingly pretty. And I don't know what that's going
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to look like, let alone how we're going to see all the pipes and wires underneath that
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in the next two years that would accommodate things like your Lightroom thing you're talking
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about. Yeah. And I, I, I wanted to talk about this multitasking thing because again, I don't
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doubt that there are people who swear by it, but to me it never seems worthwhile and I'll
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just through observation I can point out, like I said, my wife is an avid iPad user.
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It is her main computer. She spends more time, like she even gets the reports now, you know,
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with the screen time, screen time. Yeah. I mean, and you know, her, her, she doesn't
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use her phone a lot. She's just not a big phone nerd like I am my phone numbers are
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gross. You know, it's like 200 pickups a day or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't
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like that number. Well, I don't mind it. I'm not embarrassed by it. Of course. I'm not
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surprised by it. So it's, you know, it doesn't bother me to look at it. I'm fully accepted
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that I look at my phone all the time, but her iPad numbers are huge. She never uses
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the multitasking features. She uses it the way the iPad to me was intended all along
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where it is one thing at a time and it takes up the whole screen. But I also think though
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that it is kind of weird. Like, like what do you use for Twitter? Do you do? I use the
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tweet bot everywhere. Oh, you don't want to know. Okay. When I'm doing stuff for myself,
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I usually use the Twitter app. When I'm doing stuff for my shows, I use tweet bot on, on
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iOS, but it, the 12 point, that's not very fashionable, but I, I do, I do like some,
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aspects of the regular Twitter app. But yeah, that's that's pretty much it. I always use
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tweet bot in a in a relatively narrow window, like, effectively like a phone, you know that
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whether I'm on a Mac or anywhere else, it's Twitter is a thing to me that goes in a long
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skinny window. messages like when I'm messages doesn't make a ton of sense. I accidentally
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hit whichever laws inch green, yellow, red laws and makes it fill the screen. I was a
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aghast. It's not good for that. It's just it. It's not good because you get like, there's
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you just get these crazy long lines of text that are actually unpleasant. You know, there's
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there's a reason why books don't have 200 lines of characters, 200 characters per line.
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It's supposed to be kind of skinny so that the paragraphs wrap to a certain size. Your
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I wanted to be about 65 karat. Right. And there's no good way like when you've got the
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12.9 inch iPad in laptop mode, you know, you got it connected to the keyboard, there's
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no good way to just have your Twitter client be a skinny window. Like you've got to even
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to make it skinny, you've got to set up a second app to, you know, that may or may not
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go with it. I don't know, I find the whole thing very, very convoluted. I feel like Apple
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has over I don't know, it's very hard for me to express it, but I just can't help but
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think that it's too clever by far.
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Oh, I agree. And again, it's very important this particular week that I keep all of my
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friends and say, "Yes, I have no doubt at all that there are people using multiple sets
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of multiple windows." But you know, the nice thing is also that I feel like there is a
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– I overuse this phrase – I feel like there's a little bit of a sleeping giant
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out there, because I wonder how much people use extensions. Extensions do so much. Let's
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Let me put it differently.
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There are not that many occasions
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when I need to persistently look at two different apps
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It certainly happens, and it's convenient,
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but honestly, what I need is a conduit
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for moving information from one place to another.
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I mean, the one thing that's been there
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for a couple, three years now
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that I think is just dynamite is,
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in your case, you do all your stuff in Notes.
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I do my stuff mostly in drafts
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or the increasingly moribund elements,
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but what is great is if it's getting around holiday
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birthday time, I could be looking at the web and I'm on a page, an Amazon page or whatever
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page, and I can hit that little up arrow and send that to the shared note with my wife.
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It makes a smart card and it drops that in as this beautiful clickable thing that we
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can share now. Or I could send it to messages or I could do whatever. John, I know that
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extensions is there and I could bet you like Street Fight style. I use extensions more
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than 80% of other users. I still forget that I don't need to copy the URL out of Safari
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to put it into messages.
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All I need to do--
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I mean, if you want to send your wife a YouTube video,
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how do you do it right now on your phone?
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Do you use the extension?
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Yeah, I think I do.
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See, I'm trying to wean myself off the copy and paste.
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But like, per 25 minutes ago, that's a very 1991 thing to do.
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The extensions change the game.
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So for me, extensions and the swipey at the bottom--
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I love the swipey bottom gesture to get between--
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that's a terrible--
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I know exactly what you mean. I love it. No.
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- The swipey bottom is like for me,
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the way that I get around the swipey uppy
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to move between cards or move between apps.
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I use those two a lot,
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but they're for two very specifically
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different kinds of things.
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One is I need to move information
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from one place to another.
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Try to make yourself remember
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there's probably an extension for that
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'cause it will save you so much time and effort.
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I'm real good at hitting.
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Instapaper is my first icon
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in most of the apps on the left.
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So I'm always adding stuff to Instapaper
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that I occasionally read,
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But that's really easy to do.
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As far as the moving between apps,
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that's usually because I wanna be doing
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something different now,
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or I wanna see something different now.
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But I don't know, I mean, the demo value
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of having those two apps open at the same time is very high.
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I just have not found that many cases
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where it's worth the effort to make it happen.
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- Yeah, do you use Command + Tab on the iPad?
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- Yeah, but I don't-- - Right now, I've got,
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right now, are you talking about using external keyboard?
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- Yeah, using it, like usually, you know, with the iPad,
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It's the Apple keyboard.
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- I've got this thing, I've had this for years.
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Right now, sitting on my desk, I have the Logitech K760.
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It's not by any stretch.
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I have many, many of these Bluetooth keyboards.
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This is the one I just happen to keep at work
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'cause it's not as loud as my DOS.
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And it's got the dingus where you can hit
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the different Bluetooth keys to move between devices.
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I just, I feel like people would,
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their minds would be blown if they realize,
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on the one hand how much stuff you can do with a keyboard
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like a full feature keyboard not just the folio one a full feature keyboard
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on an iPad in particular and as always with these things then what you end up
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discovering is you discover how much you more you wish it could do
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but it is very very powerful there are apps like so sometimes open up drafts
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a recent copy of drafts and hit the show me
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show me available keys what is that I don't even know command
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a question mark or whatever yeah it'll blow it has multiple pages
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things you can do with the keyboard and dress you have to go to pages to see all the stuff you can do
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to answer your question. Yes, that I use that a lot by and large, especially with the smaller one,
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I mostly use it in my hands. Right now I have the big boy sitting in front of me.
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But I don't you think it's weird. I think it's weird that when you're command tabbing in the
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iPad that when you have two apps multitasking together side by side in the command tab
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interface, they're sort of married together. It's I don't know why it just gonna show you how often
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I do this so I'm gonna go recreate what you're talking about right now. It's just a weird thing
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like and so if you've got like Safari on the left and and like you said notes on the right because
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you're taking notes about a thing that you're reading and it's helpful to have them side by
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side but if you just want to keep Safari where it is on the left and then replace the thing on the
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right with oh if your focal in the right one if your cursor is in the right one and you switch you
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think that should change out I don't know I don't know what they should do it just seems to me like
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they should rethink the whole thing. And I know that there were rumors of a major iPad interface
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update for iOS 12 that got shelved last year on the grounds of let's just focus on reliability and
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making the whole system, let's punt for a year on these UI changes and just make what we have work
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better. And hats off to Apple. There were- Oh, yes, yes, yes. I love those years. I love the S
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years. Well, I bet you know, like, I remember, like when when I was 12, shipped a month or two ago,
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and people, you know, like, a couple of reviewers, like, put it on an older iPhone. And indeed,
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it was faster. You know, it's like, I mean, my daughter's success. Right? Real, real speedy.
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Yeah. So it's, and that was great that what they said they were going to do, and they did it,
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but it's, I can't help but hope, I seriously hope that they have really big ideas for the
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iPad interface in terms of multitasking and stuff like that. Because I just feel like
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the way things stand right now, it's—I don't know. It still seems to me like the
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native way to do everything is just go to the home screen, tap an icon, have it fill
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the screen, go back to the home screen.
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Steve McLaughlin Well, and so let me just throw this back at
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you one more time. Why is that? That's because you probably had some kind of smartphone in
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the past, but definitely you fell in love with the iPhone, right? And using the iPhone
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is how you started.
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- No, I never had a smartphone before the iPhone.
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- Never at all.
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You always had a feature phone.
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- Yeah, like a $10.
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- But the point being, once you got on an iPhone,
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you never looked back.
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And so that's like, even to this day,
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there's still things I need to unlearn
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based on nine years at that time of using an iPhone.
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Affinity Designer for iPad by Serif
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is the name of that app, by the way.
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- Those guys are amazing, the Affinity people.
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- This thing's crazy.
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I'll put it in notes.
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- All right.
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I just typed it in the note, but whatever.
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- Wait, undo, undo.
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Oh no, it just works.
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That's, they used to be a whole career, John, having everything look good on every device,
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Easy to update.
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- Oh, come on.
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- No, but it's, but if you--
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- It's made me lazy.
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- Right. - It's made me lazy, John.
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When I used to have to do everything by hand
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in movable type especially, I was constantly tweaking
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and now I'm just like, eh, they'll get it.
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They're gonna look at it on a phone anyway.
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Like, I'm not gonna spend tons of time on this
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and that's exactly what I want.
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What I want is a way to dump information onto the web
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that people can get and I don't spend the rest of my life
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wondering why the gray lines don't match up in Firefox.
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It's like, ah, thank you.
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I'm so glad to be out of that world never looked back never looked back John. Oh, I used to think it was fun
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Wasn't time man, you know movable type was so great every every website was a house of cards where oh
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100% and every design you would finally you'd be like but but in button ie
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the the box doesn't
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The two lines don't meet in the corner and then you'd fix it and then you'd go back and it was suddenly broken everywhere
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You forgot to manually assign a font face to every cell in the table.
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What? That's how we used to live. Miserable.
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Table layouts.
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Oh my god. Well, you remember every TD, the time was, if you wanted to look good on Netscape,
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every TD, if you wanted to use style sheets like some kind of nut from the future,
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you had to have font face equals in every one of those in order for it to render correctly.
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Nice, nice, lean code.
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It was funny though because with table layouts they did they they were more likely to look the same everywhere
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Like when we switch seen it changed the game seen it changed everything like wait a minute
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Wait, how'd you make just the left side of the page yellow? How did you do that?
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Haha, you've solved my yellow background riddle
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Alright, so you bought the whole kit with this. I pet you got you got you got your iPad. How many gigabytes did you buy? I?
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Shame on Apple for these levels. I went with 512 because you wanted
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Well, what do you think?
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Right, there's a lot
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Every time John every time I say now this is gonna be the one I keep in use for five years every time I tell myself
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You can treat yourself right like you got it. You got to get the good one, right? I bought the
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What's the maximum for the iPhone 512?
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I think that max for iPhone is 512 and I bought that because I've always fun. I did too
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But I seriously started doing the math on how much like 4k video I would need to shoot before it even came close and it
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Right. It really is sort of a waste of money. I really it's like I forget how much storage I'm using especially with the iCloud
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photos thing where
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Once if you're you know, and I'm all in on the iCloud photo, so I don't need my whole photo library local on the phone
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It won't crack. Yeah, I don't even want it. So I I really don't know why I bought the big guy
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I'm still I'm still running into friends and I mean I get this in my own damn family where I'm supposed to be the CTO
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And taking care of everything and I'm like, I just be like honey
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You you haven't up you haven't updated your OS or plugged in your iPad in like weeks
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Like it's everything's you're signed out of everything like what is happening?
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But then you go and you get all signed in and everything and like I still run into this not so much in our household
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But and I will still encounter people
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I haven't seen this one or more but you remember it was even fairly
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Recently that people wouldn't be able to update their OS because they were out of room. Yes. Yes
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Yes, that was that couldn't have been more than two or three years ago. Yeah, it was a big problem ultimate
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it was a big problem when they were selling 16 gigabyte devices because that's right because yeah a
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Significant portion of your 16 gigabytes was the OS, you know, the OS was five six gigabytes
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So you really you didn't have much whereas if you buy even at 64 even if you know
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Which is now like the small size the fact that the OS takes up four gigabytes
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It's most of that 64 is still your space. It's it just wasn't the case with 16
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And yeah, that would that's a weird problem to be in you don't have enough room. You have to delete that's so it's so
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Some like what five different angles three different angles. They've addressed that with offloading
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you either need to delete photos of your daughter or yeah, or
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How much do I want? How much do I want to not get hacked or I'm gonna need a minute, right?
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Those videos add up though, buddy.
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When you shoot video, just out of curiosity, when you shoot video on your, you're on a
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What do you, see, I had been on, I'm not sure why, I was on Peter Jackson settings.
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I used to be on, I think I was on 1080 at 60, but then I heard the HDR only works on
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30 or slower.
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Yeah, so I switched back, yeah.
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That HDR is pretty bananas.
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combining the first shot, the thing I shot like that, I did the auto HDR and I think
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it was the first thing I shot on a phone that was shooting in stereo as well. Yeah. And
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I was, uh, I'm not gonna say I like fell over, but I was like, wow, that the two of those
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things together was surprising. Real surprisingly realistic. Yeah. The HDR, the auto HDR for,
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I mean, I was shooting straight at the sun. So like in San Francisco, you get a lot of
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fog and some sun and like it you know it looked a little little tricky and gamey but it worked
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and it sounded just the sound of me like walking down the street sounded amazing i've i've been
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shooting uh 4k 24 frames per second i wish i'm an upgrade i wish that it was easier to switch though
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um like i kind of i get it you know i i do think that apple's camera ui team is one of the best
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teams they have. The Verge even had a story recently about how it's like the camera app
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UI design from iOS 7 going forward, like when they went to the new style is like the most
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influential UI design of the last 10 years because everybody copies it. And, you know,
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part of it is the shamelessness with with which some of these Chinese companies will
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just copy anything.
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Jared Ranere: A little pop up with the fake AirPods. Hilarious.
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What do they call it? Q pods or like ear earbud or something like that. Fly pods, fly pods,
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fly pods, fly pods. Yeah. But part of it is that it's such a good design and once you've
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seen it, you can't unsee it. And I get it. And my God, is there an app that that on the
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on the entire phone that more people use than the camera app? I mean, even with like, I
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I guess messages maybe.
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I mean, everybody uses messages,
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but there's some parts of the world where people,
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because they don't use text or iMessage,
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there's some parts of the world
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where even iPhone users are using what--
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- If I had to name this today,
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10 years, 11 years on,
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I would call this,
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I would say this is a camera that happens to have a phone.
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- Right, it's absolutely true.
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And most people use the system camera app.
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And even like an expert,
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like there's like the Halide,
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if you know what Halide is.
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- Halide is correct.
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Halide is worth spending some time with.
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I know you're a stock camera guy,
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but if you have some time and you know
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you're gonna be able to get everything the way you want,
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Halide is crazy.
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- I love it.
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- The control you get in Halide is nuts.
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- But even if you use Halide for all of your photos,
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Halide only does photos, it doesn't do video.
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So you're still going to the system app to shoot video.
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I get it that they're trying to keep it
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as usable as possible for those 800 million people
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who aren't camera nerds,
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yet still give, have some features in there
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that are as powerful as possible.
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So I get it why you can't switch the video format
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in the camera app, you know,
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that you've got to go to settings and then camera
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and then shoot video.
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It's not the worst thing in the world.
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But when you're right there in the camera,
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ready to shoot something, and like, for example,
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I shot a little bit of video, I don't even know why,
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but I've shot a little bit of video inside the theater
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at last week's event while we were waiting,
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you know, everybody taking their seats.
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And it was very dark.
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It's a theater, you know, but it's 20 at 4K.
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It was actually so little light
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that it wasn't exposing the video right.
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You know, so I wanted to switch to 1080,
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which would let, you know, the video was, it was usable.
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- You gotta do that in settings.
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- Yeah, and it just, right there in the moment,
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it just felt like, oh, what a pain in the ass.
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Switch to settings, poke around,
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you gotta scroll down to get the camera, you know, it's--
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That's true, but that you so you're thinking maybe they don't want it to that you could
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do some kind of a little left right carousel slider like well, like when you're shooting
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24 k 24 frames per second that there is a little thing in the camera app that says hey
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24 k 24 frames per second so that you know what what mode you're in. I kind of wish I
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could just tap on that and then have it get a pop up. Yeah, I get a pop up. I get why
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they don't but it you know and I'm sure the overwhelming majority of people have
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no idea that you can change from the default you know they just shoot and
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it's the settings boy the settings I might I have one thing to say about
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settings I have lots of things to say about settings my one piece of advice
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about settings is start scrolling up to down to get the search field you're
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gonna make your life so much better like use the search field don't click there's
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so much stuff in settings and it's so bananas every time I want to back up I
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can't remember what area to go to for that now to make sure it's backed up like I did
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last night just go flip from you know you don't talk about how would you describe that
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you're in settings and there's the sections of settings on the left just drag down a little
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bit and you'll get a search I know you know this all of you very smart doobies know this
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but you'd be amazed how people don't know you can search for any area and settings rather
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than having to remember and click I wonder if this if that's the sort of thing I wonder
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if that's something you can do in shortcuts. I just suddenly dawned on me like I have you
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been have you been into the shortcuts thing? I definitely wanted to talk to you about I'm
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very Yeah, I don't want to say about cameras too. But the I love the idea of shortcuts
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and I'm glad my friends are excited about it. It's, it's it's a little cute. And there
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are some things that are very cool. I've seen people do if you see most of the Matthew kasalini,
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you see people do the most amazing stuff with it. I go that's cool. But like all mine are
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real like monkey stuff like show me this particular perspective in OmniFocus. You know, real,
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real basic stuff that my, my, my, my short take on my short take on shortcuts is it's
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neat. I'm glad it exists. If anything, I think it will remind people what they could already
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be doing with Siri that they didn't know about. You can already do a ton of this stuff with
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Siri. You don't need to make a shortcut for a lot of this. I mean, here's how it was a
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little put it this way. How many people know that if you use the app deliveries by June
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you can say, Hey, dingus open deliveries. I don't think now,
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I think people don't know that people who have a watch may remember that,
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but like really get good with that stuff before you worry about saying like,
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you know, you know, remember to flip, flip the dog at 7 25 PM.
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If this condition is met,
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like I'm glad people are going to realize because of that,
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but I'm very happy to use other people's for some stuff, but,
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Oh, how do I say this? And so Siri gets so much better.
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There's no point. I mean, there's so much I still can't add a thing to OmniFocus from my watch. The HomePod is just it's sounds good. But like I'm not going to invest a ton more in automation with my voice on this platform. When Alexa Alexa stop when the Amazon
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dingus. When the Amazon ecosystem is so much more capable and getting better every Friday afternoon.
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I'm going to spend so much more time with that. Well, that's a separate discussion, but I will
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say the last thing about camera. Look, I see the last thing about camera. You go ahead and say what
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you're going to say. All I want to say about camera is like, wow, it's just so amazing to
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look at stuff we shot in 2007 2008. My gosh, it's gotten better. But the thing I keep saying to my
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co-host on Dubai Friday, like we all bought the new phones, the thing I just keep saying, I keep
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keep sending them photos and marveling and saying, they, I don't know what combination
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of the hardware, the lenses, the software, that's certainly a huge part of it's got to
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be software, but this sounds so dumb, but you really got to see it. You know, even in
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fairly weird conditions, it gets a shot you're going to love. And so with a camera on your
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phone and your kids doing something funny, you're going to be shocked how often it not
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only gets it but it gets it real good and you know what it's not gonna be the
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greatest photo ever taken that you're just grabbing your phone you're hitting
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the button do a long press and hit it but you know what my daughter had a six
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girl sleepover for her birthday and we went to the park to watch Coco there
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Shawn Coco in the park it was real foggy out typical like October night in San
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Francisco and I got the coolest moody shots by sitting mostly trying to be
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kind of still but it got it it got the shot it got the HDR you can see the pink
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of the jacket and the gold and the white and the and there's still a little bit of frizz
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and the details on the leaves, but you can see it. And if you zoom in, yes, you're going
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to see there's some noise. What am I trying to say? They have nailed the camera in your
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pocket thing so hard. And whatever trade offs they made to like the world's greatest quality,
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if you meet these conditions, they have made the snapshot camera of my dreams. Yeah. I
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- I think that they feel that responsibility too,
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that they know that however much
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that there are professionals--
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- Every second, every millisecond it takes
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for that thing to flip on, you're losing memories.
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- Right, and they realize that most people,
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there's quibbles that somebody who really,
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even at our level of being amateur is that we can explain
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how the smart HDR can sometimes create
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unnatural looking results.
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It's as much, you know, but that it's still,
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If you're shooting directly into the sun,
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if you're doing that,
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the unnaturalness of the results with this Smart HDR
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is still better than having it all blown out
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and having an unusable image, right?
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It's still doing the right thing.
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- People who don't know to just keep the light behind you,
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keep the light behind you
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and you'll generally have better results.
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I feel so bad when you walk around and somebody says,
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"Oh, can you take a picture of us?"
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I'm like, "Of course, I'd love to take a picture of you."
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And I've instantly, even with my tiny bit of skills,
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I'm like, well, I'll tell you what, right now it looks like that light post is coming
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out of your head and be kind of nice that the bridge was centered by friends and I'm
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like art directing it because I know the shot they want me to take of them standing in front
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of the theater marquee with the sun pointing at the camera is going to make everybody look
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You're not going to have anything usable in that image.
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But friend of the show, Craig Hockenberry was telling a story a couple of minutes when
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this feature first came out.
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He lives out in California, Southern California.
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an avid swimmer. And he was I think he swims almost either every day or almost every day
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in the ocean in the ocean. And it's beautiful Southern California. So guess what? It's sunny
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every day. Yeah, it started as a conversation about the watch. But we were talking about
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smart HDR. And he just said that, you know, for years, he would go swimming and either
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like as he's going in the water coming out, he'd see, you know, some family or some tourist,
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somebody's there at the beach shooting a picture right into the sun. And every single time
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He wants to eat, you know, and he's a very nice guy. And he, you know, but you can't
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get it from his Twitter, but he's very calm, but quiet and kind and he wants to help. But
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what are you going to do? You can't really, you know, you can't say, Hey, excuse me, I'm
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a random six foot 10. California swimmer. Yeah, a German on the beach is not gonna accept
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that. May I suggest that you flip this image around and you stand over here and you stand
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over there just kind of think you're weird, even though what he's telling you is you'd
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get a better image. So it will change the rest of your life as a photographer just learning
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that one dumb thing. Right. And you know, but now that the cameras work better that
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way, it's pretty amazing. Yeah. Anyway, that was my thing. Anyway, the shortcuts thing.
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I Oh, yeah, you know me, I'm an Apple script nerd. And I've got the keyboard maestro. And
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it's, it's big that that was sort of little fiddly things that I've done for myself over
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the years and and carry around from machine to machine are big part of the whole reason
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that I feel, you know, my whole I using an iPad feels like I'm typing with mittens, you know,
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a big part of that is I've got all these little things on the Mac. And I see a lot of stuff into
01:27:01
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services like I mean, yeah, tons of services. Yeah. When you go to that website where you turn
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like a Perl script or whatever into a service like you're responsible for a lot of the serviceable
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things there. Can I tell you, here's a cool shortcut I made. So it, you know, I've got so
01:27:15
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many of those little services that do things with text that I you, you, if you want them
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to have a keyboard shortcut, if you want to invoke them with a keyboard, it, you, you
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wind up, I mean, I know that this is a problem you've had. Marilyn is when you start assigning
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your own custom keyboard shortcuts to things, you eventually run into, you run out of keyboard
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shortcuts to use and, and you start risking a conflict with the built in. You're going
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start using your pinky a lot more right when you're for your Emacs like chords
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right and when you use when you use an app like bbedit or drafts you know an app that is targeted
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toward enthusiasts they have guess what they have a lot of built-in keyboard shortcuts already
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but anyway so this trick that I figured out for myself is um you know how like when you're when
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you open a menu like on a mac so you open the file menu you if you start typing something like you
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you open the file menu. If you type n, it'll highlight the first item in the menu that
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has starts with an n. So here in notes, you type n and it highlights new note. And then
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you can select that with the return key. You can navigate the menu with the keyboard. So
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what I did, I'm just like getting to the help menu, like command shift question mark, well,
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or anything. So I've, that's another one, just command shift question mark and start
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typing. It'll find anything. Yes. In a minute. That's what you're typing. That is a fast.
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cool. But what I did is I made a keyboard maestro shortcut that opens the services menu from any app.
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And then with that services menu open, it just leaves it open. So it just opens the services
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menu. It just goes to I think I think the way the keyboard shortcut works is, I forget how I made it
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I could tell you but how do you get the services from from any app with one thing, I forget how I
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I did it but keyboard my sir has a way but then once that menu is open I can just type the name of any of
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And it'll start
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So I have one I have a script I wrote called tweet deets and I was cute
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but all it is is it expects as input a a
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URL pointing to a particular tweet. So it's a URL that's like twitter.com slash
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Whatever the guy's name is slash. Here's the big long number of the tweet ID
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That's the input and then what this with the service does is it turns it into like a little markdown link with their real name
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with the brackets around their name with the URL in the
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Parentheses after the brackets and a colon and then it quotes the whole tweet itself and puts it in a look, you know with the
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Okay, I use this
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this all the time, but I didn't want to sign a custom shortcut. So all I do is I just have,
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what I made is shift command X and that opens the services menu for me from any app. It's X because
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X is the coolest letter of the alphabet and it's easily typed with one hand. And then I do that and
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I don't have to memorize all these different shortcuts anymore. I just know the script is
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called tweet deets. I type T W it's highlighted. I hit return and it runs. That's so great.
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I've got Chrome extensions that do stuff like that. I've got there's several believe
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I don't I imagine you're not a Chrome user there are several Chrome extensions that specialize
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in doing cool stuff with markdown like what you just described with a with a keyboard
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I've heard that I'm not I'm not I'm not a Chrome user.
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Chrome is so weird there's so much stuff that I don't understand like Chrome, Chrome,
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Chrome, Chrome, like Chrome why don't you have standard UI elements where like I can
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see stuff like
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It makes me nuts
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It's so weird.
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And why is Chrome the only app where I hit Option Command H
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and it doesn't hide the other apps?
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Why is that?
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I don't know.
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Why is there so much that's weird in Chrome?
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And what is happening?
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What is happening with these tabs now?
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These tabs, the tabs now-- the X on the tab--
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Do you know that you can go back to the old UI?
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Well, Syracuse says they might have changed it permanently.
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I usually would go to flags.
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But have you seen this latest where
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they've got the X looks like-- Syracuse
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and I were just talking about this on a soon-to-be-released
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but like the X to close it looks like something
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Jason Kotke designed as a mini font in 2000.
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And then the thing next to it to launch a new tab
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looks like the cross of St. John, like a flag.
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- Yeah, see I can't look.
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- And it hasn't been fully knocked out.
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Like it doesn't, the transparency is not right.
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It's so ugly.
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- Send me a screenshot,
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'cause I've got my Chrome set running the old Chrome UI.
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- And then if you're not in the app, right?
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If you're outside the app, but you can still see it,
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tab that you were in is now red. Wait, what the hell is going on here? I'm trying to quit
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Chrome and when I do command Q instead of quitting it shows me a thing that says hold
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command Q to quit. Oh, are you sure you want to quit? Are you really sure? Oh, you see
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you have to press and hold command. See that that's that should be illegal. That is not
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how a Macintosh program works. Yeah, that's cheating. Okay, so here you go. Have a look
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at this that is what my three open tabs look like when I'm outside of so I see
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it I see it that's pretty not pretty almost all there's tabs there again we're
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back to the CCC EEE problem what the hell is this it's carpet when did they
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switch this well you like that red tab isn't that pretty why is it right you
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like the cross of st. John right next to there and a completely different design
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language and it's like above the baseline like it's above oh yeah yeah
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yeah but you can almost tell if you look real carefully the feed Wrangler one
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that's that's that's more of the EEE and then door - is more of the like that's
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more FFF I guess but in this case the tab that is nominally focal if you were
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in the app is gray it's really bizarre yeah
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anyway here's what material is that what this is material I I guess so I got it
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switch mine back. Anyway, here's where I wanted to go. The whole shortcut thing. I think I think I
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have been old manning the shortcuts app in iOS 12. Meaning it's, it seems a little bit fiddly to me,
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it seems a little ridiculous that you're doing quote unquote programming, but instead of just
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typing, if this then that you've got like, these, you know, things you drag out, and it's, you know,
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graphical instead of, you know, text and it therefore makes it a little bit harder to
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just copy and paste and share it with somebody else. You've got to share it. And I think
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I've been like, kind of rolling my eyes at it. But now the more for you, good for you
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for catching that the more that I'm talking to people about it, though, I think I'm totally
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underselling it. And so after that event last week, and when I told you I ran into Austin
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man, the photographer, and he was like, Well, let's go get a cup of coffee. And I was like,
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that'd be great. So we went and got a cup of coffee. Um, you know what? It wasn't even
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coffee. It was beer. That's fine. I think about it, but it was, it was a cool place
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in Brooklyn that looked like a coffee shop, but they also sold draft beer. Uh, and he
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was showing me some of these shortcuts he's made. So he's, he said, I'm on airplanes a
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lot. He's, you know, cause not only does he fly frequently when he does fly, he's flying
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around the globe. And so there, he's got a lot of time where he doesn't have internet.
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And he's really gotten into the shortcuts and he's built a bunch for himself and they
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do some really amazing things so he can just say to his phone, hey, dingus, I forget what
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he calls it, but it's like, put me into shooting mode. And then in other words, this is like
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he's going to use his phone camera to shoot. And it does things like turns on do not disturb
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sets his colors the way you know, the brightness to where he wants it, right. But the thing
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Casey List does a similar thing like for nighttime shutdown. Yeah, I love that idea. Yeah, that's
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a smart use. It's super smart. And it's it does more things than I thought would have
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been available through shortcuts. And then he just has the habit now of every time he
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starts shooting to do that. Because like one of the weird things about the iPhone and I
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I really, really hope that Apple makes this an option next year because I think it's overdue
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is I think they have to start treating stop treating an incoming phone call as this magical
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You need to stop everything you're doing.
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I totally agree.
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We're taking over your second.
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I mean, second only the only second for me there is like a video in an ad or on Twitter
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or something hijacking your sound and losing your place in overcast.
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Oh yeah, you're right.
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But that's the there is no event that destroys everything like a phone call.
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So you could be shooting something and you could it could be you know, you're getting
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this great video footage and all of a sudden a phone call comes in and it's it's racked.
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Oh my God, I hadn't thought of that. That's horrible. So you put on, so what you want
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to do is you want to have do not disturb turned on and you want to go into your settings app
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and change, do not disturb to, um, to always be on even if you're using the phone because
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by default do not disturb. Don't ring, don't do by default. Do not disturb. Only doesn't
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disturb if the phone is locked and off and if you're unlocked and actually using it,
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assumes oh well you don't mind if you get notifications now because you're using the
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phone even stuff like getting getting messages pop-ups like if i'm trying to watch tv right like
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sometimes i'll flip on the ipad and just walk around with headphones listening to msnbc because
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i'm broken inside and any kind of a pop-up for like a like a notification pauses hulu so i so
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if you're saying anything that could kai wash my video make that stop yeah so he's and he's also
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got one he made called uh uh share my contact and it just he just says to his phone share my contact
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and then it pops open his contact card with airdrop and then anybody who's nearby and i was like wow
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this is actually almost as easy to share contact information now as the newton was back in 1994.
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You don't even have to bump.
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Do you remember that you could just point two newtons at each other and they would you could
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could like exchange business cards. It was magic. It was amazing teacher that we still
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haven't replicated 25 years later. Big IR used to be there's so much stuff you use IR
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for everything was here and it was pretty reliable anyway. We need to beam your contacts
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anyway. I got it. I'm I'm I'm committing myself now to becoming a bit more of a shortcut nerd.
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I think I've undersold it. I think I feel I feel bad now that I might have done the same
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thing. I didn't mean I just it was more of a not for me right now thing not least because
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I used to be Merlin man and I if I could spend all freaking day with shortcuts trying to make a thing happen
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And it's like no I've reached a point in life. We're like I'm happy to let other people do that for me
01:37:55
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I there's a million things. I want to remain curious about and a whole whole bunch of stuff
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I'm happy being in curious about learning how to do computer programming in a UI on my phone is something
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I'm okay to leave to the youngs
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But I do agree with you. I do absolutely agree with you
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I do still think it's weird, comma, with that said,
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I do still think it's kind of weird
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that you like watch the whole thing run.
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It feels gross.
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It feels, it feels, I don't know.
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It just feels like you're playing that board game,
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- It feels like you're dropping the marble down to watch.
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It's like an OK Go video.
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You're watching it spin around.
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Yeah, but it's, no, the presence of it is amazing.
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And I think decoupling it from the idea of using your voice,
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'cause right now when we think of Siri,
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what does Siri mean?
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As we've said before, Siri means like at least three, four different things.
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And getting to the point of this being a piece of automation,
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bespoke automation that you can invoke various ways that will,
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that will become very powerful. And like I say, people like that,
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Matthew fella, he's doing some, he used to be at workflow, right?
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And he's on his own now. He's amazing. He does just his,
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you see his screens and screens and screens at these,
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I think he's got like 200 of them on his phone. It is magic.
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Yeah. But that's, see, that's a weird thing though. That's where you start.
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starts getting weird because you can't make like folders in that app so if you have like 200
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shortcuts there it's just like one list absolutely okay let's do this you want to talk about this you
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want to talk about what we're using or you're mostly just publicly putting a line in the sound
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i'm just publicly putting a line in the same that i'm gonna what do i use this for honestly i added
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a bunch it was so funny it was like pat nos waltz politically incorrect joke about tivo back in the
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day where when you when this first became available on the phone it was like you just typed do you
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want soup for dinner to your wife do you want to do that again it's like no no Siri I don't want to
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do that again I did it that one time I don't I don't need to do that again like why you keep
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suggesting that I just type a thing I just type it's like when Amazon says hey you know you bought
01:39:48
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orange shoe trees you want to buy more orange shoe trees and you're like no nobody I already got the
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thing I need what have I got I've got oh I have started using e24 I know I should correct myself
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I have not tried this yet, but they've added shortcuts to eat 24 like grubhub so you can like order your your go-to meal with your voice now. Mm-hmm
01:40:09
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I got I definitely got looking at OmniFocus
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Perspectives some are real dumb find my air pods very happy to have that
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play overcast
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Kill the lights
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Find Ellie's phone
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That's a good one. If you do real good way if yes, you know if it's something you do a lot now
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I'm so you're into it. You're using it. It's oh, no. No, I definitely done it. No, here's what I haven't done
01:40:38
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So what I've done is that I've taken their serving suggestions to go. Yeah, I could see that being useful
01:40:43
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Well, you're going to overcast and he's got a whole codex in there of all the different things that you can do with it
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I've got played you by Friday. I've got my late accidental tech podcast
01:40:50
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Um, I got all of those but like the mainly, you know
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Sometimes I just feel like a dingling and go like I forget and I'm good at this John. I'm good at this
01:40:58
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Not like other people say I'm good at this and I know what I can do with Siri and I still don't always do it
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So like me like I say mainly it's reminding me that I can say things like open
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deliveries or what time do the Warriors play tonight or whatever I can just do that stuff and
01:41:13
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You know, hopefully Siri will continue to improve to to where you aren't frustrated by what you just asked him
01:41:19
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Before we move on. Yeah
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What do you think about this new keyboard cover for the iPad?
01:41:27
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Well, I spent a grand total about one hour with it and it's fine for somebody
01:41:31
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It's it's what did I say to you last night?
01:41:33
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It was like it's like typing on a pizza box with children's candy for keys
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Smart you see yeah smarties. Yeah. Yeah. It's like typing on smarties on a pizza box
01:41:45
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It's fine if you need it, but like there are way better solutions
01:41:49
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Yeah, also when you fold it back your hands are touching keys. Yeah, we're new design, right?
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So the new design the old design had like a weird
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Asymmetrical hump because there was a piece that folded over the keys
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But that at least was there so that when you folded it just opened it like a book and you don't want it
01:42:08
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You just want to use your iPad as an iPad while you've folded the keyboard cover around to the back
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And now instead of having the cover
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That the weird asymmetrical bump now, it's just exposed keys and that's kind of gross
01:42:22
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It's weird it will it shuts off those like my first concern was oh my god
01:42:26
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So you mean it's making keys clicks and it's like no no
01:42:29
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No, they're smart about that
01:42:30
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this thing has like I think it's about 750 magnets on it right and a whole bunch of tungsten and it's
01:42:35
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It's got so many fucking magnets, but it uh, no, but when you flip it around you are merely just holding a keyboard
01:42:42
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It's not causing the keyboard to happen, right? But
01:42:45
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There are so many I don't know. I don't know it's weird
01:42:49
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Like, you know, my old friend Leslie Harpold used to say, I hate buying toys for my toys.
01:42:53
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You know, um, that that's, there is a concerning thing where you feel like you're getting a
01:42:57
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lot of stuff in order to get any value out of the thing that you have.
01:42:59
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I have no doubt in my mind that that's going to work fine for somebody who travels a few
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times a month taking on a plane.
01:43:05
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But you know, you're really, you're always not that far from being to the point where
01:43:09
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you're like, why don't you just bring your Mac book?
01:43:10
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Yeah, I, oh, that's, and I just, and I can't get over the fact that when you put an iPad
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into laptop mode, it is so top heavy because you've got the whole computer and a glass
01:43:21
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touchscreen sticking up and you've got like the super lightweight keyboard.
01:43:26
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Yeah, which is really I mean, it's it's more so we'll get some kudos. The way that it
01:43:32
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magnetically with its 750 magnets magnetically snaps into one of the two grooves. I was slightly
01:43:40
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shocked last night when I went to fold it back up. And I went, huh, and I got this resistance.
01:43:44
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I was like, oh you you got this you're not gonna just slip out of there like you used to that that that was great
01:43:49
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The experience of typing on this is garbage. It's
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$200 it has no media keys and it is not fun to type on it feels like you're typing on the side of a tent
01:43:59
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It's like it's just it doesn't feel good. It's
01:44:02
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Well, I know you tell me how much time have you spent with it? I'm guessing not a lot
01:44:07
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I did I did write the first half of my iPad review using it and and at one point
01:44:13
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It just got late in the night and I was like to hell with this
01:44:16
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I'm gonna finish this on my on this Mac hair
01:44:19
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Which I was also trying to spend time with to write a review the next day
01:44:22
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The calls coming from inside the review products. Yeah, but now I I think it's better
01:44:28
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I you know and I see that a lot of people like it
01:44:30
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But it is yeah $200 is a lot like a lot of money for what you're getting there
01:44:35
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when a lot of money I like it and I think that Apple did the right thing here by making the the sort of keyboard piece a
01:44:42
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solid non foldable thing. You know that there are no more, you know,
01:44:46
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there's no more origami involved to getting it set up.
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You just sort of open it and it slots in just one of two positions and you're
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done. And it really is more, see if it's the only case you ever use,
01:44:57
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let's be honest, like, so like me, I tend to like just the folio or,
01:45:00
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or no case at all when I'm just sitting around the house.
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If it's the only case you ever use,
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it probably won't bother you because you're used to the thickness, the weight,
01:45:07
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the keys, right? Like if you were through word,
01:45:09
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like most normal people spend $200 on something you intend to use for three
01:45:12
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years every day I think you'll definitely get used to it yeah that's
01:45:15
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what you've decided to do yeah totally it's just hard for me to go back and
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forth between a MacBook and this because there's so many differences and yes you
01:45:24
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know the truth is I prefer the MacBook for that for that sort of you know we
01:45:28
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use the word laptop I mean and just literally describe the setup that I use
01:45:33
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which will make everybody's eyes roll so hard into the like why don't you just
01:45:37
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use your perfectly serviceable 2015 MacBook Pro territory.
01:45:42
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Well, what's your scenario? I'm sorry, I interrupted you know,
01:45:45
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well, I'm just saying we use the word laptop to mean, you know, I
01:45:48
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try to use the word notebook computer rather than laptop. Oh,
01:45:52
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interesting. Cuz laptop does imply an all in one. Yeah, but
01:45:54
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but yeah, but it is true. Well, and that you I don't like the
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way that it literally implies a certain use case of having the
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computer on your lap. You know, so in general, I try to avoid it.
01:46:05
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But I mean mental model you get you get stuck to some paradigmatic idea of where that came from in the same way you say
01:46:11
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I felt but the truth is we do sometimes use our notebooks on our laps, you know, like when I'm on an airplane
01:46:16
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I don't I prefer to have it on my lap than to have it on the tray. Mm-hmm
01:46:21
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You know, I don't know that you know filthy that thing is the train
01:46:26
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When I take the train to New York
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Which I've done a lot recently because there's been a lot of Apple stuff in New York
01:46:32
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Some of the seats on the train you can get like a little table and that's nice
01:46:35
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And then there's others where it's more like a traditional just a train seat
01:46:39
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I put the I put my computer on my lap and I'm actually using it as a quote laptop
01:46:45
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And I think that this new iPad keyboard the smart keyboard folio
01:46:49
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It is definitely better for the literal use case of using it on your lap. I think it's angry and that's great
01:46:55
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But boy, it's it is kind of weird. I
01:47:01
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I stole this set up directly from Jason Snell and boy is it farcical, but for when I'm in
01:47:06
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the house and like there is a use case for me that is, I don't know, kind of weird, which
01:47:10
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is like, I like to stand, I don't have a standing desk.
01:47:13
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My current standing desk is using my daughter's a disused Ikea play kitchen.
01:47:17
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I have an Ikea play kitchen I stand at as the perfect size for a standing desk.
01:47:20
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Are you serious?
01:47:21
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Yes, I'm serious.
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My wife hates it.
01:47:23
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She hates it so much.
01:47:24
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She keeps saying, you think you'd like to get a real standing desk?
01:47:26
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And I'm like, I kind of like the Ikea kitchen.
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It's it's real.
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But other times I do like to stand. I like to eat. There's, I'm not a big sitter.
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I can either stand or lay down. That's how I roll. If I'm standing in the kid,
01:47:39
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if I'm standing in the kitchen, listening to NPR, making dinner, I need to lay down. I like to have
01:47:42
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my, I like to have my iPad and my keyboard at a level that is sensible to me. Oh, if you're ready
01:47:48
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for the privilege white guy hour, I have done this with two iPads and it is extremely powerful.
01:47:52
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Here's what I do. Um, mainly what I'm doing, the normal one iPad setup,
01:47:57
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I have something. Let me read you the SEO optimized title for this on Amazon.
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Viozon iPad Pro Stand Tablet Stands 360 Rotatable Luminalloid desktop. It's called Viozon.
01:48:10
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And it's a very pretty Apple-esque looking stand. So just Viozon iPad. Try that on Amazon.
01:48:18
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Or I could send you the link. Yeah, just send me the link.
01:48:21
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Yeah, so and so the there has a what do you call a clasp an arm?
01:48:25
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It's got a spring-loaded dingus that you open up to put your iPad in there any angle for viewing that you want
01:48:31
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portrait landscape full full swivel any way you want and I pair that with the
01:48:36
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Modius laptop Pro keyboard from Mac version 5. Hmm. I got the same one. That's the snow keyboard
01:48:42
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That's the one that's snow keyboard now forever. No, and it's not it's not a DOS. It's not a full mod. Yes
01:48:48
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But like once you started using this thing around the house and you get those media keys
01:48:52
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Don't you think like the media keys it sounds so dumb, but they really are great
01:48:56
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Yeah, this is this is my if I need to type on the iPad as a device. This is an incredibly
01:49:02
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There's a slight latency on the Bluetooth
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The weirdest thing I get out of the latency on the Bluetooth is once you start using your iPad with a keyboard
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Let me tell you the world's greatest move is gonna change your game command
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Spacebar you now are about three clicks away from any app on your iPad. Yeah provide using spotlight
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It is ridiculously powerful. My biggest problem there is it will start the spotlight search
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There's a slight latency where I miss the first or second letter that I've typed you ever get that. Mmm
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I've never noticed that not too bad
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But that's a that's a hell of a setup and I that for me that works
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I there's not a lot of times by the nature of the iPad
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There's not a lot of times when I want to be typing on a keyboard while I'm sitting somewhere
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But isn't that so part of the weird?
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the way that I struggled to talk about the
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iPad as a power user is the weird way that I we just spent a huge segment of the show talking about how
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Finicky it is to you know to do multitasking stuff on an iPad
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But in another way it really feels when you have a keyboard connected to it and it's set up
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It really feels like you can just fly around and that command space to do it
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So you're not you're not worried about poking on the screen
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You're not worried about which apps are in your dock or which you know
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Oh, I want to get to this app, but it's not even on the first home screen
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I'm it's almost like introducing quicksilver to to a device where suddenly your keyboard just ever you you you you
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Switch your POV about how this thing works and it just flies
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You mentioned the the app deliveries a while ago, which is a fantastic little app. It's it's I don't know what it costs
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It's a couple of bucks
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But and it's been around since it started life as a dashboard widget. Remember that sure did
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Now it's a real app for iOS and for Mac and you just no matter who's shipping you something whether it's like
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FedEx or UPS or the Postal Service if you've got a tracking number you copy it on for that matter
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Yeah, you if you type in your Amazon and you're logged in with your email
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You get the full details or you can even just type in a link to it and it'll know right?
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So you copy the tracking number you go to deliveries and deliveries will be like hey
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your clipboard looks like a UPS tracking number. Would you like to add an item?" And it couldn't
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make it more easier.
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And it syncs. And it syncs across everything.
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Yeah, that's the thing. It uses iCloud for syncing and it's all rock solid. And whatever
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you've entered on one machine shows up elsewhere. And I've got the…
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The second you update it on your Mac, your watch will ding.
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Yeah. And you can use the Today widget on your phone. So you just flip over to the side.
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And if there's anything coming, it'll say, "Here's your things that are coming. It's
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days away, it's one day away. And if there's nothing, then there's nothing. It's great.
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Anyway, but that to me is a perfect type of app where like when you want to get to deliveries,
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you want to get to it right now and just paste this thing in but you probably not going to
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put it in your dock is like one of your most frequently used apps. So like the the the
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the command space for spotlight, D e l return is it's phenomenal, but it really makes it
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in some weird ways, even though you think like the iPad is the one that's a weird computer
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with a keyboard, it's sort of meant to be used just as a touchscreen. It is kind of
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awesome with a keyboard. Right? Oh, it's absolutely. And you'll never see one of the most interesting
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parts of this you'll never see until you put a keyboard on there, which is the little tab
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switcher. So like you're no longer so you don't have to do three swipes, bottom swipes,
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To say you don't have to go three bottom swipes. He goes tab either command tab tick tick tick and it takes you right there
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It's it's pretty wild if you've never used it. Yeah. Anyway, that's my take on the iPad. Hey Jake. It is a very
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Very complicated pretty wild though
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I mean boy just maybe a subtle change of a pretty wild is if I flip on the right Bluetooth thing
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So that I'm now the keyboard is now hooked up to the iPad. I hit space
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I book get my face a tiny bit closer and it logs me straight in without touching the screen
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Isn't that insane with the camera on the side? Yeah, I did not explain that well to people you
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If you're using a keyboard, you don't have to you don't have to touch anything except the keyboard
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Yeah, just as it sees your face and knows who you are
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you can just like double tap the spacebar and yeah, and it's it's exactly it's
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It just like on the phone. I mean, I don't understand the people who who are ambivalent better about face
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It's got I want to stipulate it has gotten way better
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I do not I disagree wildly with you view fans who said that you stopped noticing it after a day
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I never stopped noticing it, but then I think it was a software update. It wasn't the tennis
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It was I think it was a software update. It has gotten way better and it's crazy fast on the iPad
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Yeah, it's it really I honestly don't I really don't notice it hardly at all on the iPad if it's in the right position
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It really feels like you don't have a passcode on your device
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It just feels like it's always ready to go double tap the spacebar and I'm convinced
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Apple hasn't mentioned this but I a couple of the reviews that I've read I didn't mention it in mine
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But a couple of the reviews have read and they all say the same thing that I think it works at a greater viewing angle
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Than the phone because it's like you don't even have to be square in front of the iPad
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You can be off to the side a little bit and it still works. I've been using this part-time for 16 hours
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So I definitely feel like I can say this at this point
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I have a microphone in front of my face right now.
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And if I move just the tiniest bit,
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it has no problem seeing me.
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That was my beef, John.
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It wasn't just, it wasn't the time it took
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once it recognized you to unlock it.
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It was the time it took to recognize you.
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- And I got a lot of false, like, oh, you got, no,
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I need you to hold it here.
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It's almost like you've got those index lenses
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where I can see good far away here,
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but I got to look down and hold it
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in exactly the right spot here to read.
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That's how I felt.
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And I do agree with you.
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I isn't that would be a strange thing not to announce. I ordered Oh, they don't want
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the I didn't want the iPhone to look right. I think that might be it. I think they don't
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want to say it has a better viewing angle. I will say based on my extensive use over
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something like 16 hours. So far it has it has definitely it's much more. You know that
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you know that $1500 phone we're selling? Yeah, this is better than that. I don't think they
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- I don't, you know.
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- I wonder if that came out of something they learned
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or caused to happen out of the need
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to change the way it detects a different,
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how am I putting this, terrible.
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- I don't know.
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- If you want your iPhone to detect your face,
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you have to hold it a certain way at a certain angle.
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It can't be upside down, it can't be sideways.
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Whereas the iPad just gets where your face is.
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Do you think it's something--
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- I don't know.
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I don't know what the explanation is.
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- Ask them, you know those jackals, ask them.
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- Yeah, I'll ask.
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So I look, we're in two hours in, we haven't talked about this election two years ago.
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We, I don't think it has to be too surpassingly long. No, uh, because I don't have, I don't have
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that that much to say, but I think it's worth the, I think it's worth revisiting over the,
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over the years you and I have done a few things that, that have achieved evergreen status, right?
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Like we got two things, two things we've ever done that anybody cares about. Yeah. We talked
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about blogs right around the time people stopped making blogs. Right. And we talked about the 2016
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election when it was too late to do anything about it. So you're welcome, everybody.
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An awful lot of remember to like and subscribe and have a lot of people who took the
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2016 election as hard as we did. Really appreciated our show talking about it.
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It seemingly has stood up there from people and you I've seen you know, people tweet at us or
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something people like you know, I listened to it when it was new and it really helped.
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And you know, from you know, middle of this July 2018. They're like, you know, I'd listen to it
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it again just to see. And it was like, you know what, it really stands up. You guys did
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a great thing. I'm going to listen to this episode every couple months forever. And it's
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like, that's pretty impressive.
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Jared Polin That feels good.
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Dave Asprey Yeah. And we so we tried to talk about a polarizing
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election in a non-polarizing way.
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Jared Polin At first.
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Dave Asprey At first.
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Jared Polin You're not going to catch everybody.
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Dave Asprey And, you know, there's a lot that's happened
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in the last two years. There's a lot that's, as always with this, there's a lot that's
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We're gonna be okay. John, you think we're gonna be all right.
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There's a lot that's happened in the last two days.
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I would like to please issue a correction and an apology.
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We're not going to be fine. What the fuck was I talking about? I was whistling.
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You were, you had had a holiday party.
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I was very nervous and I was whistling past the graveyard and I said something
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really, really stupid in the interest of comforting myself and our listeners,
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which is, I said, I think we're going to be fine. I don't think we're fine.
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I don't think we've been fine. I don't think we're going to be fine. And, uh,
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We, you know, at that point I had lived with the election about as long as I've lived with
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this new iPad pro, but we sure as shit aren't going to be fine.
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No, it's just, it's not fine.
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It is very bad.
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You want to shoot?
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You know, a lot of people aren't going to be fine.
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I think it's worth acknowledging.
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It wasn't fine.
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It's not going to be fine.
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I don't know if we'll ever be fine again.
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Well, one of the things is that I get confused over. I want to simplify it. I want to simplify
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my view of politics. I want to stop obsessing. I want to spend more time on talking about
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new iPads and less time thinking about the destruction of the planet. And I think, well,
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what's really important? Which one is important? And I think, well, and this is partly why
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I was having a holiday party two years ago is I couldn't narrow it. I think to myself,
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know what the worst part about this is going to be the climate change because climate change
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is you know we got to fix this or it'll get already behind the count on that right we
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need every day to get this fixed even then we need it and there's all sorts of other
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stuff you know like they put a numb nut on the Supreme Court well guess what even the
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you know 40 years from now there's nobody on the court who's still going to be on the
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court you know that will you know even if it takes a long time for the Supreme Court
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be flushed. You know, history has a long time. Whereas the climate thing I get I get worked up
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about because if we don't, if we're already behind, and if we don't fix this, it isn't going to be
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fixable, right? It's, you know, Miami is going to be under six feet of water. And, you know, that you
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can't just, you know, a couple of buckets. Yeah, I'm gonna fix it. But then then I convinced myself
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that no, no, even as bad as that is, it's the normalizing racism is the bigger problem.
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And, you know, just sort of emboldening people. You know, I'm not surprised that there's an awful
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lot of white nationalist racist jerks in America. No, no, he never takes any of the opportunities
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that he has to be empathetic to anybody except himself and other people in power. But even today,
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even today, the day of those shootings, the shootings in California, he only ever
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finds, all he can find in himself is the, he has such a hard-on for men in
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uniform. And he's always so, he's always so into these, the troops and the
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first responders. Nothing against them, thanks, thank you for your service. But
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you know what, could you have a little empathy for the people who were just
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out having a drink that night? Do you have to, do you have to have such a
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bukkake party for the one cop? You know, how about everybody else? How about
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all the other people that every other president has ever found the ability
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talking about normalizing he is normalizing an utter lack of empathy as
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something that is not only okay but is desirable and makes you seem tough you're
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seeing it emulated in the other candidates I'm not even seeing that's
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anywhere near the biggest problem but the way that he has normalized that kind
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of self-absorption and utter lack of empathy for anybody but the people that
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could serve him that's gonna be with us for a long time too because now that's
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the only way to fight it is to be the same way. It's where of a
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generation where we, you know, I think you and I, I think we
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maybe even talked about it two years ago is I remember being a
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kid in the 70s, you know, a little kid, five, six, whatever.
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And the fact that I had like, openly racist, great uncle, like
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a guy who you would say, like, Hey, are you racist? And he
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would just say, Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't like black people, you
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know, it was just it was just that that was a thing of people
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of a certain generation. And I kind of caught the tail end of it, of being able to have
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like a great uncle who was just nobody, nobody saying anything about it. Nobody even rolling
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their eyes and going, Oh, oh, Phil. Like, no, it was just that's, what was it? Like
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Christmas story when he says his father, you know, painted with obscenities the way other
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people would that way. Yes, my family painted with racism. It was just that's how they were,
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- Totally normal, totally normal.
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- Yeah, and I remember that, and then I just,
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I took it for granted,
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and I'm obviously approaching the whole thing
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from a position of tremendous privilege
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in terms of being a healthy white man,
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heterosexual, anything you can check off
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as not really being susceptible to bigotry,
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I've got it, really.
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And I, I, I, I, you know, I, I'm trying to,
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I try to appreciate it as much as I can. Um,
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I do feel, you know, the other, another one is the, just, I talked about,
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I can't get over this, keep talking about like, it's, it's the fight for your
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life on stuff like climate change, which nobody seems to care about.
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But then the other fight is like, you look at Georgia,
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look what happened in Georgia where like this incredibly competent woman
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candidate, a community organizer, incredibly qualified for her job.
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She never had a chance. And it's not because she's not qualified.
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She never had a chance because the president was saying untrue things about her,
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even as her opponent was the secretary of state who changed the voting laws
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while he was in an election and that kind of thing.
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And you get the gerrymandering,
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you get the crazy ass map in the Senate right now.
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You get all of these things that are so weighted toward the most corrupt people
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staying in power. And again, maybe that's not climate change, maybe it's not Uncle Phil's
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racism, but that is going to be, can you even imagine how long it would take to get back
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to anything like normal? How are we going to work together with the other parties, even
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when we're in power, when we have to say, "Look guys, you have to admit, you kind of
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screwed the pooch on a lot of this election stuff."
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I just can't, I really, in the last two years, I knew it was going to be bad, and that was
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hence the holiday party. But I couldn't get my hand, I couldn't come to grips with how
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bad it was going to be. It's just I just knew it was bad. And it's like, I don't know, like
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you're on the Titanic and you realize the ship is going down and you realize that if
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you're lucky, you get in the water, you know, you're not going down with the ship. And it's
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like, you think it's going to be cold. Oh, boy, is it cold? Yeah, you don't know until
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you're actually in the water. How cold. And I really feel like one of the things that
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I look at two years later and look at what this guy is saying and and how he went into
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this election and the way he's just turned everything up. I mean, you thought it was
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bad two years ago when he ran for president. Thank God for his lack of competence and focus
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and you're really so much work. There really was part of me that thought, well, he's got
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to tone it down once he's in office and instead it's, he's turned it up like with this, this
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ridiculous stuff about the caravan, the caravan, the caravan, and she hasn't mentioned so much
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since the, and the ad, the crazy ad that he made that all these networks were like, we
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can't run this. This is overly openly racist. But the thing I'm trying to get to is this
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point of me and me, maybe you, and I think that there's an awful lot of people who are
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not straight white 40-something-year-old men who are like, "No, it's always been there."
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But the way that we as a society spent 40 years sort of pushing openly racist views
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out of the mainstream, that there's conservatives, there were liberals, but even on the—nobody
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allowed to be openly racist. That was completely agreed. Like you, if you're an open racist,
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you can't, you can't work here. You can't be on TV. You don't get to have an op-ed column.
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You know, David Duke doesn't get to have an op-ed column in a respectable newspaper,
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right? You automatically, like we got to a place where you were more or less, if there was always
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casual racism, but if you were, you kind of qualified yourself as a fringe character who
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who was not to be taken seriously at that point.
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Open racism was just what I took for granted how much work that was as a society and how
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incremental it had to be. And it's one of those things like the dam has been smashed
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and it's not it's not like, oh, we're gonna win if we win an election two years from now
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that and we can just go back to the way it was like you don't it. You know, I mean, like
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Like it, it D it's the way that destruction can be instantaneous and construction takes
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a long time.
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It takes a very, it took a very long time to build the world trade center and it took,
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you know, 15 minutes to, to bring it down.
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You know, it's something as simple as it's, it takes a, you know, six months or a year
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to build a house and like one afternoon of leaving the bathwater running.
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It's not, it's not difficult to screw up something pretty good by just being an idiot for a fairly
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short period of time. Right. So being a willful being a willful, willful, like terrible person.
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But like I say, thank God for his lack of focus and competence. Can you imagine if it was if you
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had somebody with surrounded by the competent people that George W. Bush had he all he could
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do is kill 500,000 people. Right? Can you imagine what Trump could do if he knew what he was doing?
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It's even imagine, it's really something and you know, and I know it's it's it wasn't watching nine
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hours of TV a day. It's a trope at this point to say, boy, we didn't know what we had with George
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W. Bush, you know, and as much as I disliked him politically and as much as I thought he
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was a bit of a doofus and as much as I thought that, um, and I can't wait to watch that new
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movie about, uh, me to vice vice. I cannot wait for that. I didn't even recognize Christian
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Bale. No way. He is totally lost as in, into that Dick Cheney voice, the makeup. I can't
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wait, but you know, it seemed pretty obvious from the outside just as a consumer of the
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New York Times and you know, watch a little, you know, stay up to date on the news. It
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seemed pretty obvious that Dick Cheney was running things, right? Oh, right. But they
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were competent. You know, they they they were wrong about things, but they did these things
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in a competent way. It is. It is very different today. So anyway, that brings us to the election
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of this week and midterms. And I gotta tell you, I was invested deeply in this because
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I really do feel and I honest to God, I think the country is still in serious, serious trouble
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and ground shaking ground. And I think the only chance we had is for the Democrats to
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have taken the house. I really, really feel that if the Republicans had kept both houses
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of Congress for the next two years, that we'd be so it's definitely it's funny because like
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we're so behind in the count on so many things. And the one thing that felt clear was listen,
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Blue Wave, whatever the fuck that means. I'm sorry, I'm cursing on your show. Whatever it means to have a Blue Wave,
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we, well, who knows what that means?
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But what we do know is, even if we don't get all the things that we want, what we do know is that if
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we don't see some improvement in this, especially in this one area,
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which is we really need to get the house. There are things that only the house can do,
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we hope we get to send it to, but what we know for sure is if there's a washout or a
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systematic total miscalculation in the polls and it turns out we're gonna get our clock cleaned even worse than
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2016 what we did know is like no matter how long it's gonna take to rebuild all this water damage
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what we do know is if we miss it on this one, we are well and truly screwed and
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Pretty much to a certainty we can say this is what the country is now
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Yeah, and the house, of course all the voting irregularities, but we don't have time to get into that
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But still but if you but if that had gone as badly as 2016 went, you know
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and all our old drinking buddy Nate Silver still said the same thing, you know,
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do you want to get on a plane that has a 15% chance of crashing? No, that's what
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that's how it works. That's how percentages work. That's why it's a
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percentage. But what we knew was if this goes wrong now it's actually officially
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really really bad. Yeah, there's no there's no bull work against what these
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folks are gonna be able to do. So I, you know, it was the election was Tuesday.
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Tuesday morning was the embargo date for the MacBook Air reviews. So I had that and then
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I spent the day sort of reading other people's reviews. Mac Mini reviews dropped at the same
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time. And so we went and we voted. But then I kind of stayed off political news all day.
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I had plenty of Mac Mini and MacBook Air stuff to read and review to focus my mind. And I
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kept telling myself, I'm not going to put MSNBC on until eight o'clock, eight o'clock
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Eastern. That's a Madeline did. Madeline did that. I am not so good. I am not doing it
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till eight. I'm not doing it till Amy broke and she put it on around seven and I was in
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the kitchen so I could hear it and I'd hear and it seven. So that's for my time. That's
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right around when the big first big closing. Yeah, the first big closings. And then they
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had footage of I think it was in Georgia. There was a lines there was a, well, there
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was a polling place where the machine the machine is three they had three they
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have three machines in the whole place and and they needed a specific
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proprietary power cord for them and nobody nobody had the power cord like
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dongle town it's gonna be alright and it's like how can this happen how can it
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be you know how can it be election day and you don't have the right power cord
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for the voting machines and we could open up the whole can of worms of we
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shouldn't really need a power cord for these things we should we really should
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for election security be doing a lot of this stuff on paper so that there's a paper, Broadway
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show you'd fire the entire crew. If your first night on Broadway couldn't happen because
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somebody forgot a cord. I go home. Well, this is different. It's only the future of our
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democracy and I don't know. It just seemed like from the first few hours of news were
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all seemed bad and I looked at it put me in a mood. You know what it really I was inconsolable
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fairly early because I went right back into that old feeling of that old pattern. I know
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I didn't already start to feel like yes, we're not gonna win everything
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well, you always like these sports teams that always win so like
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If you're you know
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Even if you could win you're already kind of down a little bit like we're not gonna have the blue wave are we it's not
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Gonna happen Steve Kornacki is the the nerd on MSNBC. He's the guy who sort of
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Yeah, I can't talk about
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MSNBC on a daily basis every once in a while. I do I like I like Rachel Maddow
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I think she does a good job in it and if I'm flipping around I might might watch her
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I you know, I watch here and there I like their shows
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But I tend to read my political stuff
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You know big TPM fan here and I linked to it all the time, but talking points memo is a great site
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I keep up today. I read most of my political stuff. I find I don't want to I don't have that many hours a day
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To watch TV. I don't want to spend it. I know Steve Carnegie
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I know Steve Kornacki works at NBC News full-time and I know he's a political guy and a writer like just
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He has a new book out that's supposed to be just terrific, but he's a writer
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He's a correspondent like I had a writer
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so but I don't see I don't think I've seen him since two years ago on election night and I will say I
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Have to say like seeing him. It's like the way guy Lombardo used to be for New Year's Eve. Yeah
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I'm sure you do other things the other, you know the last 700 and some days
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But I haven't is the guy who makes me nervous with the map, right?
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You're the guy who makes me nervous with the map and tells me bad news
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Could still be 40 votes in a box somewhere
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right and then the
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538 I had that opened in a tab and it at some point did they bring a needle this year?
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No, well, they had a percentage and I like at like six o'clock Eastern
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So around three o'clock your time
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They pegged the Democrats chances of taking the house at like 92% and I was like, that's a pretty good number
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and I don't think it's a great number because
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You said like would you feel good on an airplane if there was a 92% chance that it was going to not crash
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it's you know, and
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But I still feel pretty good about it because I didn't expect I had no reason to think that they would be
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99% right. It's it's like, you know, you look at this
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It's this is not even even they were saying in there in their writing out on the podcast
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They were saying it's the same thing that always applies there could be something somebody missed and it's not our fault
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This is what 538 tries to say for two years. All we're doing is reporting on other people's polls
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We evaluate how good the poll is, but we don't control the data and the polls
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There's always the chance for a systematic error that throws this completely in one direction or the other and we have no control over
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well, and you know the way that we've sorted ourselves left and right with the you know, the
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that on the Trumpist perspective of denying climate change and
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Not really. They're just not that fact-based, you know
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The whole fake news thing that those people surprisingly unsurprisingly, you know, don't really get math and
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So their thing was that oh that you know, the people who predicted that Hillary Clinton would beat Trump
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You know like Nate Silver in 538. Oh, they have egg on their face
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Whereas what they said was, you know, it looks like, you know, she has an 80% chance of winning or whatever
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It was 85% whatever the number was the let's say
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I mean you do need to reframe these things if there's a 15% chance that means that like 16% is 1/6, right?
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That means that's about like saying there's the oh
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There's absolutely no way that this die right will land on a five right and you're like that's insane
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Well, you ever actually rolled dice and remember there was a game
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Trouble remember you pop a magic
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So you had one one magic sure you had one die in the middle of the thing and you pop it and then you had
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To like land on certain pegs exactly
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So, you know you'd be you know, you're like your sister's ahead of you and you're playing and it's like she has to get a one
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You know, so every chance, you know, eventually you get a one it's not that unusual
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So if somebody said to you, you know, I'll bet you ten bucks that the next roll of the die won't be a one
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Well, I'll take that bet because you got a five out of six chance, but you know, even with it would take that
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Yeah, I would take that bet. That's good. It happens, right? So anyway, I'm looking
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at this and MSNBC comes on and it seems like it's all bad news. It's voting machines without
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power cords and long lines and all these. You see the, you see Kemp wasn't able to vote
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because he had a problem. Yeah. Yeah. I did see that. It's hilarious. The guy, the guy
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who was rigging the elections couldn't even vote because they made these ridiculous voter
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ID laws that are transparently designed to keep a transparently racist. Right. Well,
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Did you see the thing with North Dakota where they changed the law to require a street address
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to vote on if you got Avenue instead of road? No, it's the fact that many, many, many, many
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they don't even have the actual address. According to the government, it's a P.O. box, but they
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can't use a P.O. box. Right? Yes. And it only, you know, so they made this law to literally
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the only people who are effects are the Native Americans in North Dakota because their legal
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address is a P.O. box and it's not a street address because where they live, you know,
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the reservations where they live don't have streets, you know, or not streets in the US,
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It's not the canonical definition of the location.
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So not only is it bullshit that they have to show an ID to vote anyway, which is ridiculous
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and is entirely designed to disenfranchise minorities, they specifically wrote this street
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address law to target Native Americans who voted for Heidi.
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Okay. Yeah. The last time, which is how, you know, she was a little right in, she won.
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Didn't she want the writing? Yeah. So Murkowski Murkowski that had the right Alaska, but you
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know, and guess what? She lost badly. Yeah. But anyway, all this bad news comes in and
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I thought, well, I'm going to, you know, I'm not going out to watch TV yet. I'm going to
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go back to the kitchen. I'm going to do a little bit more work, but here, let me quick
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reload five 38 to get that 90 something, see where that's at and then I'll feel better.
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And I reload 538 and 538 was down to like they'd it was like 54% chance. I'm like, what?
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This was just at 91%. How the hell does this go to 54? And the thing that I remember is
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I remember, like with the needles and etc, all these things in 2016, the jittering on
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the needle, they were also, you know, very strongly in Hillary Clinton's favor. And then
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they started moving the other way. And then once they started moving the other way, they
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kept going past 50 and it very quickly went down to yes she lost she's gonna
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remember that and so all I can think is this thing that went from 91 to 54 if
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that keeps going like it did two years ago that's gonna be down to like 15% in
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like 20 minutes and MSNBC had a needle - they had like a thing and at one point
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there's was like 55% or something and I'm like doesn't even make that much
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sense. The needle for a Democrat versus Republican one-person presidential contest needle makes sense.
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Needle for control of the House or the Senate does not in the face of it make as much sense.
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I gotta tell you for a couple of hours there it was extraordinarily
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nervous to use. And you super over notice every time. Right. I mean there were the races,
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there were the races where the really high the highlight looks something like the classic
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because Beto O'Rourke versus Ted Cruz. Nobody ever really, really, really super thought
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he was going to win, but it would have been the total package. Because Ted Cruz is, I
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don't know, he's a suit on a blobfish. He's such a repellent human being, even his colleagues
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don't like him. Beto O'Rourke is arguably the future of the progressives. And it's like,
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that would have been like, you know, that's like Marvel movies. That's like a four quadrant
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win. You can't help. And then when you see he's not going to win, you're like, well,
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I still I damn it. Why was I hopeful? Why was I hopeful? And I think I under noticed
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that I want to jump ahead, but I think I under noticed the number of things that were actually
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going super well. Yep. Over noticed the stuff that was not going flawlessly and had no idea
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how many things there wouldn't be account until later in the week, which is also getting
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very interesting. And the other thing that really put me in a bad mood Tuesday night
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where the results from Florida, which is on the East coast, I guess they, they close polls
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early, maybe seven o'clock ish or something like that. My old, it's where I used to live.
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was the west coast. Where I used to live, the west coast of Florida, the Gulf Coast
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is what screwed it up.
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Well, they had a governor race and they had a Senate race and the polls had said the Democrats
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are looking, you know, it's always Florida, so a big win is going to be 51-49.
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Oh, absolutely. It's a large state.
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But it's bizarrely, but famously all the way back to 2000, where George W. Bush won by
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like a vote one quote you know however they had done that recount though if
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they had done a full recount nobody was gonna win by more than a couple hundred
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votes you could do a recount three or four different times and if you did a
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thorough thorough hand recount an actual manual thorough hand recount three times
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you get three different results but it's there's enough votes involved that I
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bet it would be different it's just bizarrely 50/50 so you knew it was gonna
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be but everything went badly Tuesday in Florida the the Republican looking good
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for a couple days. It looked like Gillum might do it right. The Republican one. It's Rick Scott. He
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was the one the Senate race and he's a real piece. He's a real piece of work. Yeah. And it's like,
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how the hell did this happen? How does Florida get to screw us again? And you just I couldn't help
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but feel like I was like, well, a Florida the polls, you know, we're a little bit skewed in
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the Democrats favor. This is obviously going to apply elsewhere. I think we might be screwed.
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And then James Carville came on the MSNBC.
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And I love James Carville.
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I really do love him.
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I enjoy the way he talks.
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I think he's incredibly astute.
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But I remember that he was the guy,
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like he was the guy two years ago,
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who at a moment where everybody,
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whether we should or should not have,
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whether we were in denial or just late,
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but everybody was still thinking,
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well, Trump can't really win this, right?
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Okay, so it's closer than we thought,
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but he can't really win.
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It was James Carville who came on MSNBC and was like,
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I'm not gonna do his accent, but more or less was like,
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yeah, this looks really bad.
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- He said the thing A that nobody wanted to hear,
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that B turned out to be true.
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- He did it fairly early.
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And then having him do that a second time,
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you're just like, oh, come on.
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- Yeah, so he came on and he was like,
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yeah, this isn't gonna be a blue wave.
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This could turn out bad.
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I think we've got to get our heads wrapped around the fact
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that we may not take, Democrats may not take the House.
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I gotta tell you at that point,
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I was like, I did not know what to do. Yeah. And then, you know, and then it all turned
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out okay. Did you notice that one thing I don't think, I think everybody had to notice,
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I don't see how you couldn't notice is as they start calling individual house races
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and they're calling them from, you know, they had this list of, here's the 50 that that
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are toss ups. Here's the, you know, here's the ones, these are the 50 races that are
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going to determine this. There's a bunch of, for a variety of reasons are like they're
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contested, they're already settled, or in some cases, there's, you know, somebody like
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Ocasio-Cortez, like, we're not gonna talk a lot about that, because that's pretty much
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baked in that she's gonna win.
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Right, because it's a democratic district. Like, in our district here, where our representative
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is a fellow named Dwight Evans, who's, I think, he's not nationally known too well. I mean,
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there's a lot of House members who aren't, you know, but he seems like a very good politician.
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He's, you know, he's been around, I forget how many times he's been elected. He's not
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real old, but he's, you know, at least five, five times his expected vote percentage according
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to 538 in our district was 97. In other words, the expectation was he would, he would get
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97% of the votes in our history. Yeah. Oh my goodness. So that was not, I'm not going
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to spend a whole lot of time on that. We live in a very blue district. Who's your representative?
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Did you vote for, is Nancy Pelosi your representative? Uh, well our, our, let's see, who's our,
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I voted for Di-Fi again. I got a soft spot for Di-Fi in the Senate. And who did I vote
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for? I don't remember who I voted for in the rep. I mean, here, my stuff is a lot less
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interesting than my friends in Chicago, where a real difference can be made. So we were
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very focused on some of the, what do they call it in California, the, not the amendments,
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but the propositions. There's some very interesting propositions in the city and the state, but
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But there's a lot of very down card stuff, you know, like, "Oh, real worried about
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who's going to be the assessor, you know, school board, judges."
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But no, I mean, here there's not, I mean, you want to show up and do your duty, but
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we do not have a giant impact.
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The people who really wanted Kevin De Leon over Di-Fi, I think, are probably certainly
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understandably disappointed.
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They really wanted, you know, somebody more progressive and not 80 in there.
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But that was pretty much it.
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was nothing the most the most well known things around here was some called Prop C where being
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off in particular from Salesforce was trying to get this tax that would help with homeless
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issues which passed but not by enough to be like I want to say veto proof like it's still
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there's no still no guarantee it'll happen. It can still be like sort of litigated. You
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know what was it? What was a weird result was the the proposition in Florida to restore
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voting rights to
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Felons who have served their times. I was very happy to hear that well, but I don't understand so it's good
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And it's right because the you know the idea that once weird that it's a state decision, right?
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But if somebody in a felony, I think a priori I think of a felony is like a national federal offense, right?
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It's I know it's not the case but you know and it's you know, you've served your time
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You should be you know
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You're done if they say you have to go to jail for ten years and then your ten years are up and then you're you
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You know, it doesn't seem it really seems unless it's like a condition of parole like you're done
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It's done what you you're done serving. It seems right on the surface
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Injust unjust that you never get to vote again for the rest of your life until you unless you get I guess move out of
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The state or something. I guess if you move right because then you'd be out of that
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Well, but that's not what people should have to do and and it's unjust
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That far and super interesting that it passed for all the obvious reasons
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It passed like it got like 64% of the vote and all I can think is who voted for this and then still voted for the
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Republicans for this thing because it was I know you're right. Yeah, it's so nuts. Yeah, very nuts. I I don't
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The thing that thing I had I went to bed that night going meh like I'm this could have gotten better
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But even by the time I had recorded with Syracuse to that night
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So I'd missed a lot of the Sturm and Drang, but even by the end of the night
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I was like, wait a minute. This isn't as bad as everybody's making it sound
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This could be this could be way terrible and I hadn't really thought through
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What it might mean if the Democrats get the let's be honest get the chairmanships of a lot of those committee
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Yeah, just getting rid of Devin Nunez that improves my day. He's a very bad person is a really I'm not
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I'm not the hugest Adam Schiff fan. I think he's never seen a camera
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He didn't love but like he might as well be working for MSNBC
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But I think he's a damn sight better than Devin Nunez in that case
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Well, I think he's a smart guy and that's the difference and I do think yeah, you're right
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He likes to be on camera, but it's does but like yeah exactly. He's not a cipher for for Donald Trump
02:29:38
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But but yeah, I hadn't really thought through all that and then you know
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There was there were really some bright signs and it took until the next day and people remind you
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Hey, this is the first, you know, african-american woman in this role the first Muslim woman in this role
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There was a lot of stuff like that that we missed in the lights because we wanted the coup de gras
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And there's you wanted this to be dumb liberal cucks like me are sitting around waiting for a daddy to shoot the silver bullet into the
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Bad man, and that's not how politics were Colorado, Colorado elected an openly gay governor
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First in the nation that's gonna be governing over the the people who wouldn't make the cake
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It's it's so much so being real he's been real classy about it too so many great things like that
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And the thing I noticed it was that as they start calling these individual house races and here's another one that flipped
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Here's another one that flipped for the Democrats and all of a sudden it started looking good and the needles started looking
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You know, it was like 80% chance and it's like oh, it's back off 50/50
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Was how many of the ones who flipped it were women?
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it was it's yeah just nuts how it was a woman after a woman after a woman who were winning these seats and
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I'm not surprised by that, but I thought it was just a revelation how it was just one. You're not gonna hurt
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I mean, that's we that is the energy and
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I'm not gonna be an essentialist or trying to I
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Don't want to be unintentionally sexist by saying all women and think because they're not but
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There's been a lot of times in the last two years a bit last time a lot of time in the last 200 years
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Well, we really could have used some super smart women on the job. Yeah, and that's nice to see that is so nice to say
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Yeah, and I think it's great
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I think it's going to be good governing wise but I also think it was great that it was it was a winning it was
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winning politically, you know, that it was a great way to win these seats. There also
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were some good schadenfreude is we lost him in the lights, but fricking Scott Walker.
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Yeah, he's done. He's out. That's so good. Dana Rohrabacher who might as well work for
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Vladimir Putin. I'm so glad Rohrabacher lost. That makes me so happy. I don't even think
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it's a joke. I actually think that he works for Vladimir Putin. I remember there was they
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had that recording of the one guy and he was recording where they joked about and now and
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And the other guy's laugh is like the one guy and he was like, yeah, Ryan was making
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jokes about it. There's two people that are on the payroll for Putin, right? Yeah. Trump
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and Rohrabacher and they laughed and he goes, no, wait, I'm not joking. Like I really do
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think that this guy's on the take from the Russians. Yeah. There was so many, so many
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bad people who lost a Scott Walker losing is terrific. It was a good election. It was
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a good election. Absolutely. Absolutely. And I mean, and listen, I don't want to, if anything
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I've learned at this point is not to whistle past the graveyard. No, it sucks. It sucks
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that that Gillum didn't win. That would have been huge. It sucks that Beto O'Rourke didn't
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win. It's all I can do not to be exactly that kind of centrist lefty who drives me nuts.
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But in my back of my head, I am thinking, "Oh, Beto O'Rourke and Gillum." Kind of an
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interesting idea because of course, as we keep hearing emerging this idea that from
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future presidents like Michael Avenatti, we keep hearing about how, "Oh dear, we can't
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have a woman running for the Democratic seat." I hope that's not the case. But if you're
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you're going to have, I, I loved Joe Biden. I love uncle Joe Joseph Gordon Biden. Big
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fan. Hope he doesn't run. Hope he doesn't run too strong. I want to see people like
02:32:52
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Beto and Gillum. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's a powerful combination. As we stand here today,
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that's a powerful combination. It reminds me a lot of a Barack Obama circa 2004 and
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I remember the cause like his sort of introduction to the national stage. So 2004 John Kerry
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was the Democratic candidate. And one of the nights, you know, like Tuesday night of the
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Democratic convention, the big speech was delivered by this young up and coming Senate
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candidate from Chicago, Barack Obama. Right. And, you know, I was like, well, that's, you know,
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it's it. That's a tough name to, you know, to be a black guy running for the national stage.
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A lot of people forget Barack Hussein Obama, right? That is important, right? The Democrats
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didn't really emphasize that part of it in 2004. But I'd never heard of the guy. And I, you know,
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we're watching and he delivered and you know what we in hindsight we recognize as a terrific
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Barack Obama speech and I remember me and Amy just looking at each other saying like why aren't we
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running this guy like right right right I think John Kerry would have been a fine president
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doesn't really he'd be fine at being the administrator of something he like doesn't
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really stir the blood right he doesn't make you stand up and to have you know wipe tears from your
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eyes. Whereas Barack Obama did. And in 2004, it was like, I think this guy's going to be the first
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black president. And we're, you know, we, you know, we were both like, I think this guy could
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do it. And then we're like, no, there's never going to be a black president in our lifetime.
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Because just because right, because we're awful, because we're an awful country is going to,
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you know, we're going to have Bush, we're going to have more Bush brothers for 40 years.
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Those Bush boys are back. But it just in beta O'Rourke has that same effect on me. Like,
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I just listened to this guy and I'm like you may not beat Ted Cruz in this election, you know
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Because it's Texas and it's you know, but yeah boy. Oh boy. Are you inspiring and you know boy?
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Do you have good things to say and do you I'm ready? I'm ready to see a lot more youth and I'm I
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Don't know I don't I think you and I differ a little on this I see they I don't want to be offensive
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I see you as a little more centrist. Yeah, I am progressive like but you know what? I mean, I
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I have great respect for Chuck Schumer.
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I don't think he's the guy we need in that job right now.
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- Yeah, I see it.
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- I think there are people like that
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where I'm like, oh my goodness,
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you are just gonna apologize your way into oblivion.
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You've got to fight.
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There's no reason for us not to fight at this point.
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There's nothing, I mean, how much will be gained
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by not fighting?
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I mean, you just, they sound practically apologetic
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that they want these things
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that America has wanted for years.
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Like what is the powder you're keeping dry at this point?
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What do you think they're gonna do to you?
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- I don't know.
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I'm with you.
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- And that's, so I mean the idea of somebody,
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people who are gonna rub some people the wrong way.
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You wanna start turning out more than a,
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you know, low two digits of young people,
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put somebody out there that'll get them out of their ass
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and not worried about whether they can find stamps to buy.
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They will come out and they will do this.
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You know, you need somebody who's gonna make them excited.
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the other side doesn't worry about what our side will think of their leaders. Nobody on
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the Republicans looks at Chuck Grassley leading the Senate Judiciary Committee and says, "You
02:36:17
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know what? I worry that Democrats aren't really going to like this guy."
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- There's a phrase we use in our family a lot, which is sometimes we'll be watching
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a TV show or a movie and there'll be somebody who just, it seems so strange and I'll say,
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"That guy seems like he's in a different movie right now. He's in a different movie." We're
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in a different movie than we used to be. Chuck Schumer and his very, very good, good humans
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who are leading our other elected officials, they think they are in a different movie than
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the one that they are in. And I really, I don't understand unless I'm really, really
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missing something that's always possible. I think they think they're in a different
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movie. And I'm, we're in a different genre of movie from a different era of movie. And
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Like the more, the thing is, you know, it's like the closest I can think of is like Margaret
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Dumont in a Marx Brothers movie.
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Like trying to be in like All the President's Men or something.
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Like I don't know what the two movies are, but like it's time to fight.
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You're not going to get these people, you're not going to win a contest of like, have you
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no shame, sir.
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Like you are basically, you're fighting the three Stooges and they've got a ladder.
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But now it's at a point where you could ask, you could have the, do you have no shame,
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And then they could just look right at, you know, you know, do that thing where the, do
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you speak into your testimony microphone at a crooked angle?
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And they would just say, no, we, I have no shame.
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Of course not.
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I believe they're stipulated for the record that I have no shame.
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Like that was huge.
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Like they should have two associates and the three of us have worked to do like when Cavanaugh
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Kavanaugh was called back to retestify on that thing.
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But they could have asked him like,
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"Sir, do you have you no shame?"
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And he would have just answered,
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"No, I have no shame at all, none."
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- Well, I mean, to go to an extreme,
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the guys on Shopo were saying like,
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somebody should have, maybe not Klobuchar,
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but somebody just sort of just said,
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well, the extreme version would be,
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"Mr. Kavanaugh, are you drunk right now?"
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- Yeah, I know, right?
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- Or if you wanna be a little more low key about it,
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you go, "Mr. Kavanaugh, when's the last time
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you drank any alcohol at all?"
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And you know, the only honest answer is at least yesterday.
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I think, I think he did a shot before he came out. I do.
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The way that he came out hot. Okay. Have me back. It's, it's getting late.
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Have me back.
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I want to land out my theory of how Adderall is running the right at this point.
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I think there's a tremendous stimulant addiction problem on the right.
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And I think the smart money is on Brett probably had a little too to Adderall and
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then you decide to shave it down with a little bit of Scotch whiskey.
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That's my guess. I think he had one and then the other. Did they get him off the clock?
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I mean, you ever notice how much Trump sniffs? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, all the time. Take Adderall.
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I used to sniff people sniff. It's not cocaine guys. Folks, folks, folks. Do we love it? Do we
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love the Adderall? I thought, and I thought, you know where I thought it was super noticeable
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always. I thought I was like, why aren't more people talking about this was during his debates
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with Hillary Clinton where he's up there. He's up there for 90 minutes. Yes. He's got, you know,
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a microphone in front of him for the whole thing and he's you know, is there ever a time when he
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would get want to get keyed up, you know, and ready to go became a running it was a running bit for
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me on Twitter because I know for a fact that from the time I put an Adderall in my mouth to the time
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I felt like a and Elton John song with wings was exactly 22 minutes. I don't know if you could
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count 22 minutes from the time he started talking. I think he got a little bump and it would hit him
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maybe a pill and it was him because he would suddenly become extremely interested in what
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what he was saying. And he would like come to life from looking very tired and the man
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sleeps like three hours a night.
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Yeah. Well he just tweeted the other day at four 30 he had a tweet that can, you know,
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he tweets those himself. I think I wanted three. Yeah. He had one at three the other
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day about his unfair treatment or maybe it was four, but it was literally, if you look
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at it like it's either really late or really yourself, is that healthy? Is that healthy?
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The president is up at that hour being aggrieved. Right. Is that what we want from a late night
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You know and yet I'm saying also you notice how much water Kevin I was drinking yeah, did you see water you so?
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We got to wrap it up, but it's just so Trump had a bizarro
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Press conference yesterday yesterday. He went all over the map from saying that he was gonna work with Democrats to making threats
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Again, you investigate me. Maybe I investigate
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Yeah, like that like that Nancy Pelosi
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I'm gonna investigate you. I'm not doing it right now. But I might I could do on the present.
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I could start investigating. Well, here's to get you it fits though with it. Like a
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drunk yelling No, you're under arrest. No, I let me tell you something, though. I honestly
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believe this. And I think it's a it's one of those ways where, like you said, we're
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in a different movie than these people think we are. The real world today. Democrats look
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at the word investigation, and they see what the dictionary says an investigation is an
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inquiry to find the answers to questions. So the molar sometimes it's just to make sure
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that everything is as it appears you will be investigated if you try to work for the
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FBI. So they know that everything's copacetic. They're not accusing you of any Republicans,
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they just need to investigate it to make sure everything's what it seems. Republicans starting
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with Newt Gingrich back in the 90s. He sort of pioneered this see investing, they see
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the word investigation, and they see it as something that those in political power use
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against those who don't have political power. It's it has nothing to do with the truth.
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That is not the it's just no matter what the intention is, it's definitely going to be
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a blanket party that is sets up from the beginning to undo. And so Trump's thing yesterday just
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he's so internalized that and it comes so naturally to him that it has nothing to do
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with the fact that he's actually done illegal things, terribly illegal things and that his
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campaign, you know, whether he knew about them or not colluded with the Russians in
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illegal ways and that there's all sorts of financial, you don't need to go any further
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than his hotels. Right. The thing that's like number 95 on the list is how he and he and
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his family continue to enrich themselves because they didn't really get out of any of those
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businesses that will never even get. We won't get to that until they're all dead. But that
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alone follow David Fahrenheit on, on, on Twitter and, and what Washington Post. Yeah. And just
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Watch what happens with that family.
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And it's absolutely astonishing stuff that nobody would have gotten away with one time.
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He has an entire, his progeny are out there in buildings with his name on it, licensed
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to have his name on it.
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They're doing nothing but putting thousands of dollars in his pocket.
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Trump's little, you want to investigate me, we'll investigate you.
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I'll investigate you.
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It was totally in denial of the fact that like he's done an all, he and his campaign
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and his government have done an awful lot of things that are probably going to, you
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know, result in well already have resulted in a bunch of felonies and indictment. And
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the other side has only people in some cases, there were only people that led his campaign
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or advised his campaign for a few months. But there and there was a whole a whole a
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whole you you couldn't fit them on a bus, you know, how many people when Trump won,
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and they, you know, for two years ago, when we had the little holiday party episode of
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the show and how many people right away like with you know, day after the election, we're
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saying, Ah, this isn't going to be that bad. You know, it's ah, you're crazy if you think
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that, that they're going, it's going to be like,
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there's so many fail saves and fire alarms and nets, right? Keep this from going wrong.
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Now here we are two years later, the day after this election, people on the Supreme Court.
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But they like to me of the list of things that we were that I was like two years ago,
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oh yeah, they're going to do this. They're going to do things like this. And then here
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we are yesterday. They they revoke the press pass to a reporter from CNN. Yeah. And the
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White House press secretary, Sarah Sanders, posted a video. Here's she said, here's why
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we have to revoke video, video, video, video, video, the White House. And it just isn't
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an allegation that the the original making a karate chop on that woman. The original
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video is out there. You can see the original video. You can see how they doctored it. And
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that's, you know, again, you know, on the same, on the same day that at least it was
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announced that Jeff sessions had been asked to quit, had been essentially fired the day.
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It's like almost like he's waiting. When can I, when can I let the Keebler out go? It has
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to be after the midterm, sir. And the midterms end when, uh, well, sir, I guess technically
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that would be sometime he won't be fully counted, but after 12, okay, fine, I'll do it then.
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And that's, and that's a Cuban man is gone on that undated letter that's been weirdly
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sitting around undated letter.
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You know, I, I date notes to my wife that I put on the refrigerator.
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I don't think official resignation letters get passed around without a date on them.
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What is happening?
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I need a holiday party.
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I think, I think, I don't know if everything's going to be fine.
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I think it's not going to be fine.
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I do feel God, I hate to say this cause I'm so obsessed with the Russia stuff, but I've
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come around to what a lot of people say, you know, let the rush of stuff play it play out
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its course. Having shift and his team in there is going to make a big difference, but don't
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lose that in the lights. Don't put all your hope. Robert Mueller is not Superman. There's
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only so much that's going to happen. And like my friend, Max says, stay focused on stuff
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that you can do something about stuff in your area. Maybe even pick one thing. Don't be
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like the press. You guys don't chase every tennis ball. I mean, we're doing that now.
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We're having fun, but if you want to make a difference, you can't, you can't fret about
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everything you got to fret about one thing or two things well you know yeah
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we got to keep you just so you can just drink a lot well I tried that two years
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ago didn't know it worked for a little while I will say this let me say this
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because so you'll be back on before the 2020 election but god willing yeah yeah
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do you think Trump is gonna run for reelection I think there's a serious
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chance that he doesn't run for reelection boy there's this is one that
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that I really had to change my mind on.
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I, John Gruber, as we recorded that program approximately two years ago, I thought he'd
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be in it for six months.
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I thought there's no reason to believe he will be in there for more than six months.
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He will be impeached because he's already got a big stack of crimes.
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He made crimes.
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He made tons of crimes.
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He shouldn't be in there in the first place.
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He's obviously going to be impeached.
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They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
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He sold his peanut farm.
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A retired World War II veteran that worked on submarines had to sell his peanut farm.
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This guy looks like a child's craft project.
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This guy opened a hotel with his name on it across the street from the White House.
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I can't have the FBI there.
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It's right across the street.
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I know, I know, it's real easy.
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You can just use a little Elon Musk tunnel to move him between in a golf cart.
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Anyways, and so I thought there's no way he'll be in there six months.
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I was a little surprised that he made it more than six months.
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And then I thought, well, you remember what we all were saying toward the end when it
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was quote unquote so obvious he wasn't going to win.
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We were like, oh, he's never, he's never going to stick this out because he has to
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do financial disclosures.
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He's never going to stick this out because if there's any chance he's not going to win,
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you know, he's not going to do it right.
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Remember all that talk and all that chatter.
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And then he did stay in and nobody was more surprised than him that he won.
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But I, I, I, I want to hear what you say about this because I think he definitely is planning
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to run again and I think he is definitely planning to win again.
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I think he never feels more alive and not terrible about himself than when he's in front
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of a rally crowd.
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And that's, that's just like, that's fudge for dinner every night for the last next two
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years for him.
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Can he do the rallies even if he isn't running?
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I think he could.
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He is running.
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His reelection started in January of 2017.
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Yeah, but I see I I think he'll probably win like if you want me to just bet money yes or no
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Will he be on the ballot two years from now? I've given a ball
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Definitely gonna win. I don't think so cuz we're gonna have 16 people on our side splitting every conceivable blow
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But I think we'll get behind it. And I also think if you look at the actual way
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That he well Florida is Florida and Florida looks, you know, obviously came up red Tuesday, but Pennsylvania went super blue
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We because the district changes right? Yeah district changes helping change lots of stuff where we Pennsylvania
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Did itself proud after helping to elect Trump two years ago
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But we got a democratic governor reelected Democratic senator reelected neither of whom even really had serious opposition wasn't even close
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Flipped a bunch of house seats. It was all you know all looked very good
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Wisconsin went for Trump in a surprise was usually blue and presidential elections with
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Wisconsin got attacked together and kick Scott Walker out. Anyway, I don't think I mean,
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that guy's that guy was that guy was hard to get rid of. I think recall for him. I kept
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winning. It was crazy. I think when you sit there and just look at it, look at it state
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by state and add up the electoral I mean, it all depends who the Democrats run. I just
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think that there is a chance that Trump looks at this thing like and I losing would be human.
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I don't think he could handle losing, right? I don't think that his brain could handle
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it. It's the word. That's what I thought in 16 too though. And I think that if he, I think
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if he looks at this and sees it as loser, I think he just, I think his out is very obvious.
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He just just declared, you know, what was his goal of going in? It was to make America
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great again. All he says is I did it. It took, it took one. I only needed one term. I'm so
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good. I only needed one term. America's great again. I fixed it. And so I'm out here. He
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loves, he loves those cheering crowds. And I think I, I, I,
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and he doesn't even have to run to get the cheering crowds. He could still go around
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the country and have his little rallies. But the other thing that's, I'm not going to say
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it's a certainty, but I think of the things that are happening with Russia, how does one
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put this? I think there's a pretty good chance that the Russian investigation is going to
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touch parts of his family pretty hard. Yeah. I think Don jr looking at jail time, he's
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looking at each other. But even like, so like, I don't think Trump stays up nights worrying
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about Roger Stone. No. But I think, I hate to admit, yes, I have wanted this all along.
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I have wanted to see Jared Kushner be sad. I've wanted that for a very long time. And
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I think those two guys are, have some fairly significant legal exposure. And if for no
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other reason than I don't know. See, he, I'm the one he can't stand to be a loser in the
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the electoral sense. But he also can't stand to feel like you've beaten him at anything.
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I think he could. I think he declares that he that he's not running. My work, my work
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is done. It's already great. And then he'll spend the rest of his life saying that if
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he had one, if he had run, he would have won. Right. And it was a dollar. Yeah, I bet a
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dollar. The dollar in the bed is the contract is does Donald Trump run? Well, at what point
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I make it to Election Day and stay in through Election Day 2020
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Regardless, okay. Well, no cuz he'll still be president. He needs to win. Okay. No, I think it's whether he runs your assistant
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Type it up. I'll agree to whatever it is
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No, let's just say that you know that the Republican primaries go off and he's you know, he's on a you know
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He's gonna be the nominee. I thought he would drop out. I really did
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I think I just don't think he runs I feel like and then you know, who knows maybe this next year
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Talked about his health. He's not healthy. He thinks your body's like a battery
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Shaped he's a misshapen child's craft project. He doesn't want to waste his energy on exercise
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No, that's why he's that's why he keeps leaving his phone in the cart
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He looks like he looks like he's been he looks like something came from Michael's crafts. He's he's lumping. He's a is I
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Think that if he doesn't run he never he's never lost and that he helps he you know
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And he can do the rallies as long as he wants people would still go see him
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He'll be doing rallies in 2022
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No, Jesus. Thanks for having me back. We went long today. Yeah, it was good. Enjoy your iPad
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Thank you very much you too. Hey, what do you want? You should you should tout something? You've got like a dozen podcast
02:52:10
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What do you you've got? I mentioned do by Friday. You got do by Friday. Is there I really want to make sure people people like
02:52:17
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this show in particular might enjoy a show I do with John Ciaracusa called
02:52:21
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"Reconsolable Differences." That's at relay.fm/rd. I would like you to go and check out that show.
02:52:26
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It's a show I really enjoy doing and John's super annoying, but I have a lot of respect for it.
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I gotta get him back on this show soon. Oh, absolutely.
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Yeah, but that is...
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He's got his video games and stuff. He's busy.
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That's a tough one for me because, you know, he's a wonderful person, but, you know...
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You gotta be on your toes.
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Oh, you sure gotta be on your toes.
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I don't know how you do it on a regular basis.
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He's got all those flying monkeys. You think you got flying monkeys that guys got flying monkeys. Well, you say anything that disappeared John Syracuse
02:52:53
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Anyway, it's you know, we had this we planned on doing this after the election all along
02:52:59
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There was a moment. I told you there was a moment Tuesday night where I thought oh, I'm gonna it's gonna be a holiday party
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I would I would happily come back anytime. I enjoy a program. I'm I I'm glad you're doing this and
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I'm gonna be collecting my dollar. I think I think he doesn't run