30: Buy High, Sell Low, with Marco Arment
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This is a special evening edition of the talk show, I guess, this week.
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Marco Arment.
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Marco will come.
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Are you doing the Zeldman again?
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I'm trying to.
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It was so nice.
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I just felt so welcome when Zeldman did that.
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It sounds like you're sick.
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I can't do it.
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I don't know.
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So I've joined your club of people who don't own any Apple shares directly.
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You did own it before?
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today. I owned a good amount of them. Wait, so you sold today?
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I did. What?
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Sounds crazy, I know. Buy high, sell low.
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Well, I've been really good at knowing when to buy. I really haven't mastered the art of when
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to sell yet, but over the last couple of years, I've accumulated shares based on just putting a
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little bit of money into my gambling fund every month or so and just knowing when to buy. So I've
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So I picked them up really cheap.
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So I came out actually pretty ahead,
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'cause my average price was very low.
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It was like 4.06 or something like that.
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And I was waiting until earnings call day,
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figuring that there would be a spike
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after the holiday earnings call,
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like there was last year, if I remember correctly,
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that holiday earnings would be so good,
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I figured there'd be a spike,
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and then I'd probably sell it all,
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'cause I kinda wanna get out of owning individual stocks.
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I'm not that great at it.
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Like, I haven't lost any money with it overall,
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but I haven't made enough to make it worth the hassle.
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And I found that owning it was making it hard for me
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to objectively see what's going on.
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Because it adds a lot of skin in the game for me.
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And I don't know if it's colored my opinion,
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but I think it might have.
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And so I just wanted to get out of that.
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For a lot of the same reasons you said,
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you don't own individual shares also.
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And you have a bigger problem, of course,
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of possibly being able to affect it.
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I don't have that problem, but I might someday.
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- That's the main thing for me.
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But it's actually a good point that you make, though,
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about it coloring your objectivity.
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You know, or I hate that word, but you know,
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that when you personally have skin in the game,
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when it's your money,
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there's more of an emotional attachment.
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And you know, I can't honestly say
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I don't have any emotional attachment
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Apple's success in general, period, but not owning the stock individually certainly makes
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that easier.
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So I sold today at like $462, which is good because it actually went down.
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Now it's at $448 already.
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The reason I sold was because last night, of course, it took a huge dip after the earnings
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were released and some Wall Street people were disappointed.
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And I realized that this is probably
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going to be, for Apple investor purposes, the best news
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day for the next six months in all likelihood.
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And the fact that it took that big of a dive
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on what's probably going to be the best news day for a while,
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that scared me.
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And so I figured, you know what?
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Let me get out now.
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If I really want to get back in at a later date,
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I'll get back in on the upswing.
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I didn't want to-- I was tired of writing it down.
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And because I always feel like buying individual stocks
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as a casual investor is kind of a sucker's game.
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The whole system-- there's all these big investors that
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are so much bigger than us, and all these complexities
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and derivatives and options and everything that
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are just way above my head.
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And I just felt kind of like a sucker playing this game.
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So I wanted to get out.
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I figured this was a good time.
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And I figure, because what's going
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to happen over the next few months of the stock price?
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I don't see a lot of reasons for it to go up
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if it went down for this.
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So I don't know.
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That being said, of course, disclaimer.
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This is not financial advice, because I
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don't know what I'm talking about.
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But now that I got out of it, I kind of already
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feel free from that burden of having to think about that
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and having to babysit that asset.
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And one of the things about it is, for objectivity,
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for me, I don't have to now worry about what everyone else
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thinks about Apple.
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Because when you own the stock, you
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have to worry about the public as a whole voting
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for that company with confidence,
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or Wall Street voting with their confidence in this company.
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And we've seen time and time again--
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I mean, you make this your specialty-- time and time
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again seeing these odd disconnects between actual Apple prospects and products and success
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and what a lot of people in the press think about it. And I'm just so tired of having
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to worry about that disconnect as something that will directly affect me. So that's the
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biggest reason I wanted to get out was that I realized that I can be happy owning Apple
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products developing in the Apple ecosystem, being involved with Apple, choosing these
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things for myself without regard to what the market as a whole thinks because they're so
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often so far from what I think.
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Yeah, I totally feel the same way. I don't have any regrets over not owning Apple stock.
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Especially for example, I even linked to a thing today pointing out that from 2007 to
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2009 that the Apple stock took a huge dive and part of that obviously was that the whole economy was in a tailspin with the
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You know financial institutions collapse, but if ever there was a time when like if the argument now
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Is that the reason that Apple stock is is going down and has gone down so severely in last few months
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Is that the growth is over?
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Growth growth growth future growth future growth is all that matters is what the people who are saying no
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No, no, no that the market is actually treating Apple right and I'm the fanboy who's you know?
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Digging for an excuse to support my beloved Apple
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well, then surely
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2008 2009 was the time when the stock should have been roaring because all the growth was ahead of it
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Right the iPhone was out. It was obviously going to grow
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It was you know anybody who had two clues about what was going on in mobile, you know could see that this thing had an unbelievably
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Unbelievably tremendous future and was probably not that far off from Steve Jobs boast that it was five years ahead of the competition
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right 2000 circa 2007 Android was I think everybody would agree now was dogshit. Oh, yeah
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Even the people who bought it like I like back then I would go to all of Tom where's investor things
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and so of course all the investors always have the brand newest phone possible and
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So I remember the first time I saw the t-mobile was at the g1 the first Android phone. Yeah
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Was it brown or am I black? That's the Zune
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It was it was you know, the black like, you know
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So I had like a banding thing and yeah
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It was weird and and even even this guy who just bought it and was so happy to show it off his oh, yeah
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It's a piece of trash
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Even he knew that I've it must have I think it was at South by Southwest and
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So it might have been I think that that that g1 came out at the end of 2008
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So it was probably March 2009.
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So again, I think 2008, 2009 is when if growth was really what the market valued, future
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growth, then that's when that stock should have been shooting up and wasn't.
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Merlin Mann had one and swore by it.
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I don't know how long he's in fact –
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And she won?
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Yeah, I swear to God.
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And I remember this distinctly.
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It's South by Southwest 2009 and it's daytime.
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daytime. I mean, I was probably late afternoon, probably having a cocktail. But I still remember
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it was daytime because it was at the Four Seasons in Austin, and the Four Seasons has a lot of
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windows. And so times that I'm there, that I've been there in the daylight, I remember it being
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daytime. And it was me and Merlin and Michael Lop. And I'd never seen the G1 before. Merlin
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showed it to me and it was just so awful and Michael looked at it and Michael was so repulsed
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like he didn't even want to touch it. I mean he was like really like grossed out like maybe he
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acted honestly. He was trying to not be... You know how like if you're as an adult, not as a kid,
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but as an adult, if you go somewhere and you're served some food that you're not going to eat,
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you're just going to move it around your plate and not say anything and just be polite about it,
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But you know that's what Michael was like he was like moving it around his plate like but there was no way
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He was gonna actually try it and Merlin was giving us this explanation for what he found appealing about it
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And you know I think it has something to do with Gmail that you know maybe the Gmail app did something that ah that's the connection
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You know there was some kind of way that you can make an argument that it did something pretty good
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You know maybe Gmail, and I guess probably did pretty good job with your Google Calendar right out of the box even back then
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Michael was just I didn't know what to say Michael was just like ultimately he's just like wait just but stop stop just look at it
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I mean and and even Merlin who was high on the thing at the time
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He was like and he might have been high on something else. I don't know but
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He was like yeah, you do have a point there
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Anyway, that's when the stock should have been shooting up and it wasn't it's never really been that that related to reality
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It's also not based on on any kind of
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of present value of the company's products and prospects.
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There's so much external force on it.
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As you said, that whole period when the stock was tanking
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because the whole market was tanking,
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there's all those external factors.
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So even when the company was doing fantastically
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with new products and showing tons of signs of growth,
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the whole market was so bad
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that the stock price sunk anyway.
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And now we're seeing other problems of,
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well, they might be reaching saturation in some places. They might be, they can't possibly
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keep growing. They were growing a year ago because it would be more money than the world
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has to invest in them. There's all sorts of external factors now that they're running
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into that are being problematic for the stock price, even though the company seems like
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they're in really great shape.
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Dave: Right. I just want to say here, I just want to throw this out. Anybody who's listening
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to this show extemporaneously in the next day or two after it comes out is going to
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know the context of what we're talking about.
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But the shows are always up there forever, and people listen to them.
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Just for historical context, we're recording this on the evening of the 24th of January,
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And yesterday, Apple reported their results for the holiday quarter.
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Their stock opened today at like $510 a share, and it closed at $450.
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So the single biggest company in the world by market cap lost over 12% of its value in
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a single day on an earnings report that completed a record-breaking, not for the company, but
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for any company in history, the single most profitable year in history with still growing
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And really, I guess, ultimately, when it comes down to it and you go through all the numbers,
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The one thing that has dropped is their profit margins, which have dropped from astronomically
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high 45 to 50 percent a year ago to still remarkably high, like 36 or 37, 38 percent
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for a hardware company, which is higher than software companies' margins, like Microsoft's
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and Google's.
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Because those margins are shrinking, their earnings, profits, whatever you want to call
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it, net income is shrinking year over year for the first time since 2003, even though
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we're talking about numbers like $9, $10 billion per quarter in earnings and profit.
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So it is not.
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It's not like, "Hey, it was entirely good news.
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The growth is still there."
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But the market reaction to it is absolutely ridiculous, I think.
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I would love to know.
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And this is the sort of thing I Googled for it
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and couldn't find anything.
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And I guess I'd have to--
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I'm sure there's a way to figure it out.
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But I'm trying to figure out if the biggest
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company in the world--
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whatever the biggest company in the world is.
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It was Exxon before 2005.
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It was General Electric.
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The title passes every couple of years.
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Has there ever been a company at the top of the currently
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biggest market cap who's so volatile?
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the stock price as Apple is?
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Like 12-- - That's a good question.
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- Right, like, talking about the stocks that we own.
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I own like $97, I swear, it's like 97,
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or it's more than, a little bit more than that now,
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but of Sirius or XM, I don't know which one is it.
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- Did you buy it when it was like three cents?
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- Yeah, it was like, there was a time when they were like,
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a couple years ago, they were like
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on the cusp of going bankrupt,
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and my friend Paul Kofasis and I were on,
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he pointed it out to me on AIM.
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It was like, hey, you know, like--
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I forget which one is the company now.
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Well, they merged into Sirius, so it's Sirius XM now.
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I didn't know-- so it's called Sirius XM.
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They kept both names.
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And they were seriously trading at like $0.03 a share
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or something like that.
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And I have it.
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I have-- and it's one of those like,
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this is how I make investments.
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I have XM in the car, and it's all
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we ever listen to in the car.
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And I'm happy to pay whatever it is they charge me a month.
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It seems like I'm getting a good value for something that I enjoy and it works very well.
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So I thought, "Well, that doesn't make any sense that they would be going bankrupt.
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This seems like a good deal.
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It seems like every car I see nowadays has the goofy little antenna on the roof for it.
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They've just bought out their competitor.
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They don't have any competition.
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I'm going to buy them because I don't see how this is going to go anywhere but up."
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But I'm not an investor.
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I don't keep a lot of money there.
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My E-Trade account, I swear to God, had like $27 or something like that in it.
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So I just bought as many shares as I could.
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I don't know what it was.
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Maybe it was like 11 cents a share.
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So I bought a decent number of shares.
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You probably paid 10 bucks to buy them.
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Yeah, yeah, I did.
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I think like the $9.99 transaction fee took up a lot of it.
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And lo and behold, I forget what it's trading at now.
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It's at $3.09.
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So I've made money on it, but I only started with like, I don't know, literally like $20.
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I mean, it was the equivalent of like when you're in college and you know where the
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Mac, the ATM machines were that let you take out $10 instead of $20 because you only have
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$18 in your account.
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Yeah, I lost like $9, like 33% of the trade on the transaction and got like $20 worth
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of the stock and it's gone way up.
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That's like the only individual stock I own.
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And now you can sell it and maybe buy an iPad mini smart cover with the proceeds.
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Yeah, something like that.
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So a stock like that though, like a stock of a company that is selling at 11 cents a
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share or something like that, well, you expect it maybe to have a day when it goes up or
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down 15%, 20%, because it only takes 10 cents for it to go up 50%.
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The biggest company in the world, it doesn't make any sense to me that they would either
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go up or down 12% in one day based on a quarter where what they announced was really not that
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far removed from what everybody was expecting.
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Yeah. I mean, and that's one of the reasons why I wanted to get out of owning that stock
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is because it is just so incredibly volatile. And I was just tired of the stress of – and
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kind of the frustration every day of like, "What is the market thinking with this?
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shouldn't be doing this, so you know, things like that. And it's just, I don't need that
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in my life anymore. And I realized too, like the money I made on that over the last couple
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of years since I started buying those shares, I made some money on it, but I would have
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been probably better served just ignoring that completely and redirecting that effort
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and time and stress capacity into another business or another podcast or a few more
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blog posts or something else. Doing anything else would have been a better choice for me
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than worrying about Apple stock every week.
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This comes up for me a lot because I don't blame people. I really don't because I expect
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that the vast majority of people who either listen to my show, they're more regulars.
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But I certainly understand that people who read my website, an awful lot of them are
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not regular readers. They just come there when somebody else links to something or they'll
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think to check in once in a while.
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Yeah, they hit and run.
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And so, you know, I think a lot of people probably, if they had to guess, would think
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that I do own Apple.
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And so, like on weeks like this where I spend a lot of time and effort writing about the
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stock, I'll get a handful of emails asking, usually almost always very politely just curious,
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not accusation, not, you know, any kind of confrontation, but just curious like, "Hey,
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do you own Apple stock?"
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And then, you know, I don't think I have a text expander snippet, but if I do, I've
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forgotten about it.
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But, you know, I have a short answer that's no, I feel like I shouldn't because it's
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It's a conflict of interest.
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And sometimes I'll write back and I'll say, "Wow, that's good to know.
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But boy, that must be frustrating for you because I'm sure you would have wanted to
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buy it back when it was $72 and a share in 2008.
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And man, look at that now."
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And I honestly don't have that thought at all.
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I am the type of person who if I were playing a casino game and I was betting black on roulette,
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I don't bet roulette, but if I was betting black and I got up and left and noticed that
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black with just one four in a row, I would think, "Damn it, I should have stayed there."
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I don't have any kind of feeling like that with Apple because I feel like I've done very
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well with Apple's success my own way, that my website has become so popular, people are
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interested in it. I have no complaints about the success I've enjoyed in some sense on
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Apple's back over the last 10 years. I don't need it also to be in the stock market.
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Right. And if that was a risk to your credibility, then it would really not be worth it.
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Exactly. No, that's a perfect point where it's actually, in some sense, it would be
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worse, where I feel like being able to say, you know, being in the successful situation
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I am with my website right now and being able to say, "I don't own the stock. I have
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no relationship with them. They don't give me money. They don't pay for my trips to
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come to their events or anything is worth more to me overall. I mean, I can't put
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a price tag on that, but it's worth more to me inside my head than it would be if I
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had put, I don't know, whatever number of thousand dollars I could have theoretically
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put into the stock when I thought it was incredibly low.
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I wonder what effect having a bad six months of the stock, what effect that it has on the
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company. And I think financially, Apple's doing very well for themselves. They have
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massive pile of cash. That all seems well and good, and they don't seem affected by
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that. I think Tim Cook is putting on a good face for it, too. And I don't think he has
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job security to worry about for a long time. But might it be a problem for retaining talent?
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I wonder. That's the sort of thing where it's—and I'm a little in over my head, but I wonder
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like how much Apple like are options still a thing for retaining talent at Apple?
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I mean and like you know they can always reprice them like they did with jobs and that whole
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problem. I assume, again I'm also way in my head with the legalities of what they can
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do here but you know they can like spend more money I assume to make the options worth more
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to their existing employees but I have to imagine this must hurt morale for people who
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who have a meaningful number of stock options
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or a meaningful amount of their compensation tied to the stock
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price in some other way.
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And there probably aren't a whole lot
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of people who have that situation, but I don't know.
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This could be a problem.
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If they start losing mid-level or even upper-level VPs,
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that could really be problematic.
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And I feel like Apple already has-- they already
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have a problem retaining talent.
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Because from what I see-- granted,
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this is based on no research except people I see and know and read about, but it seems
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like Apple has created this awesome ecosystem, especially with iOS, somewhat with the Mac,
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but mostly with iOS, this awesome software ecosystem, and they have lost a lot of good
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people over the last few years who have gone out and done their own iOS startups. And that
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is probably a pretty big talent retention problem alone.
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And so I feel like if you add any factors to that,
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if you add in things like options being worth a lot less
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than they were before, that could be really bad for them.
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Yeah, and I think it is a different--
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I don't think Microsoft had this problem in Windows heyday.
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Because obviously, the success of Windows
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created an inordinate number of programming jobs,
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developer jobs, but I don't think it created this sort of jobs where somebody could leave
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Apple and either be guaranteed a lot of money or have the opportunity as like a founder
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to make a lot of money.
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It wasn't like a startup type thing.
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The first real startup thing for developers was the web, not Windows.
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Right, and the web, it was hard to make money on the web.
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So it wasn't quite as much of a gold rush mentality of,
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oh my god, I'm missing out on everything going on
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on the web right now because I'm working for some big company.
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Right, and it wasn't the sort of thing
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that sprang completely from one company where there's this
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I mean, unsurprisingly, there's an enormous well
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of iOS development talent in Apple,
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like people who are really good iOS--
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You would hope.
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No, well, just thinking about the friends that--
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A lot of them mutual friends, mine and yours, but friends we have who work there.
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I mean, they're A-plus people.
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And no surprise, I'm sure that they're probably
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dealing with those recruiter pitches on a regular basis.
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The other problem, too, with retaining these people
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is if the growth is slowing down, then Apple
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going to lose some of its reputation of being a place where the cutting edge is happening.
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And that also, that dampening of that, even though I'm sure there are still a lot of
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exciting things to do in Apple, even a slight dampening in that is going to also amplify
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people's desire to leave and go to either something more exciting or their own startup.
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Yeah, and I do think that that is part of the appeal that Apple has for top notch talent
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is the sort of sense that this, that's the show. That's where the best people go. You
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know, that you're not really pushing yourself if you haven't tried taking a job at Apple
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And you know, that's an exaggeration. But that, spelling it out like that kind of sounds
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little preposterous. But I think that that's a, I don't know what you want to call it,
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an undercurrent in our industry that people get. In addition to them, to people from Apple leaving
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Apple to go to startups, we do know a lot of mutual friends who've been independent and then
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gone to Apple. And you understand the draw of it is not entirely financial. A lot of it is that
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all of a sudden you've got an opportunity to maybe do the best work of your life. And
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certainly the work that might reach the most people.
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Or to just have more control over what you do. Like at Apple, you might be working on
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some feature of some little used app that if you want to be a big product person and
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have your own control over what you do, over like make an entire app yourself or with one
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of the person. Some people on Apple can do that. Most can't, and even the ones that
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do usually can't put their name on it.
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Right. Well, nobody gets to put their name on it, really.
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Right. I wonder, too…
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Does anybody? Is there anybody at Apple who's…
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…the people at the keynotes?
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Yeah, but that's really only at the executive…
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That's like a handful of, yeah, SVPs and stuff.
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Yeah. And even then, I wonder, because, you know, like, there's a lot more executives
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than those who get to go on stage.
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But it's a very short list.
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I wonder though, in the past, it was always easy to pick
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which company was the place that, especially programmers
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right out of college or people who were really good
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and who would get noticed publicly and be poached
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by somebody, what was the company everyone wanted
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to work for?
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So I think when I left college in 2004, sorry,
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When I left college in 2004, that company was Google.
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And it remained indisputably Google for a while,
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maybe until around 2009, even maybe 2010.
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And then Google started getting big and boring.
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And then I think Apple was that company starting around iPhone
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time, I think, or maybe even a little bit before.
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Apple became that company for a lot of people.
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It was never quite as prevalent in that role as Google was for so long, but it certainly was there to a large extent.
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I wonder how much that is fading now, but it seems like Google is not going upwards in that direction.
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Google is still going downwards of being an interesting place for cutting edge people to want to work.
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So now though, I don't really see a startup.
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Facebook might have briefly had a little bit of that, maybe two years ago, but I don't
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really see what companies are placing that. I think maybe what's replacing that is just
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doing your own startup for this era, maybe for this five-year period.
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Yeah, I think so. I think Facebook's a good example where … I'm probably really unqualified
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to speak about it because I've always found Facebook distasteful. I still have never signed
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up for the thing.
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But I don't know that anybody, let's say two years ago, three years ago, maybe when Facebook
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had peak draw for talent, I think it was entirely about the anticipation of them having a big
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IPO and that you could join even late in the game and make a lot of dough, not because,
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boy, they're putting out the best software in the world.
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Yeah, I think you're right.
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Nobody really thinks about it as great software.
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You know, even Microsoft, because in the '90s, it was definitely Microsoft.
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You know, and Microsoft had a run on their stock throughout the '90s that was just tremendous.
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I mean, it was like a phrase, Microsoft millionaires, you know, that there were teams.
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Or I guess it was almost, you know, it was like a weird social thing where like you'd
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be at Microsoft on a team of six people, and two of the people would be like multimillionaires
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because they'd been there for three, four, five years,
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and the other four people who maybe were only there two years
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were nothing but their salary and options
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that hadn't invested yet.
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But you were surrounded by people who were like,
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not just, OK, if you add up my net worth,
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yes, it's a little bit over a million, I'm a millionaire.
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But they were like millionaire millionaires,
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and they just kept coming to work.
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All because it was-- people had gotten these options,
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and the stock had just gone up, up, up, up, up.
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Do you ever read Microsurfs?
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No, it's one of those things I always hear about and always think, "I should read that
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sometime," and of course I probably never will.
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It's one of those books where I'm surprised I'm not in the same situation, that it seems
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like the type of book that would be on my wish I'd read it but haven't read it. But
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I did read it, and it's very good. I mean…
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You can spoil it if you want.
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Well, you know what, I don't think I remember it quite well enough to spoil it, but it captured
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that feeling, though, of, you know, you never knew who you were around who had like a net
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worth of $15-20 million and was doing the exact same work as you, who was doing it for
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nothing but a salary of, I don't know, $90,000 a year, which was a lot better in 1995 than
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it sounds today.
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Oh, yeah. And that's always kind of been problematic and a deeply rooted part of the
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modern computer worker culture is a lot of times people will accept pretty mediocre salaries
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on the promise of maybe striking it rich with options or something.
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And in practice that happens to so few programmers
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relative to how many jobs there are out there paying these terrible salaries,
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promising the possibility of these things.
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It's really kind of sad. It's a lot like
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the celebrity or entertainment business or even professional sports
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where people will tolerate pretty
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rip-off conditions
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for a while with the hope of making it big and most never will.
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Right. Right. Like minor league baseball being a famous example.
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Right? Like minor league baseball players, most of them, unless they've already,
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they're so talented, like taken top in the draft and they've signed for a big bonus,
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are making like hundreds of dollars a week, maybe even in a month, riding around on like
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school buses, staying in college dorms, you know, all, you know, six months at a time and then going
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to get in a day job for the other six months of the year.
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I mean, grown men, 30-year-old grown men who still hope
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to make it to the major leagues who are sleeping in college
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dorms for six months.
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That's got to be rough.
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Oh, I think it's really rough.
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Sort of what makes minor league baseball so poetic, though.
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The whole Bull Durham thing.
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Here, let me throw this at you.
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Here's something from my notes.
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And this is about the apples-- to get back to the apple stock.
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And it's not just the stock.
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It's to me-- and I talked about this with molts last week,
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where there's different breeds of apple--
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I don't know what you want to call them-- pessimists.
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I don't want to say--
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I don't want to use the word "hater,"
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because I feel like "hater" is the opposite of "fanboy."
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And it's not constructive.
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But people who just--
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I'm just going to say people who don't like apple,
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and people, you know, or who...
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They're looking for reasons to always not like Apple? Right. Because that's like the real
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opposite of fanboy. The fanboy accusation is that
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whoever's being accused of it will blindly
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try to support
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the thing that they've bought usually because
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it's something that you can't
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economically buy both sides of, so you've got to make a choice and then you want to defend your
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choice. And so you want to support that, you know, emotionally and psychologically, some
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kind of, is that, is that kind of dissonance? There's some kind of term for that, I don't
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Yeah, something like that.
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And so I think a hater is the other end of it. It's like, it's somebody who, who, who
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has decided never to support this thing or never to buy this company's products and wants
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to continually justify that position to themselves.
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Yeah, I, I, something like that. And I think I got sidetracked on this point last week
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before I made it quite right, which is that there's entirely different breeds of people
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who-- let's say people who Apple drives crazy.
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I mean, and let's just say, let's take it at two extremes.
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One would be, let's say, like the open source zealot with long hair and a beard and, you
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know, a developer who loves Android because it's open, really sees it and thinks it's
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It's just great that you can download it and really doesn't see it as a joke that you
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Well, but there's enough of it that's open and really, really hates the whole app store
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thing and the fact that you have to jailbreak the thing to sideload apps on it and you still
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can't jailbreak the iPhone 5 and blah, blah, blah.
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That guy, and compare and contrast with the guy who works on Wall Street and is 57 years
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old and wears a suit every day and really is more about Apple the stock, Apple the company.
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Those are two people who are never going to meet, have very different reasons for not
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liking the company or being pessimistic about it or predicting its demise or whatever, both
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driven nuts by the company.
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I feel like a lot of them, it's all come together in recent months, though, where the media
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coverage I've seen of Apple in the last two months has consistently presented Apple's
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smartphone sales in a way that I think makes it look as though Samsung is already outselling
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And it's not true at the high end, you know, with the Galaxy Note and the Galaxy Tab, right?
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They say increased competition from the Galaxy Tab and that Apple's share of the smartphones
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has dropped from 23% to 19% and Samsung's has gone up to 31%.
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And then any I think my dad, I always think of my dad, my dad read that article, what
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would he think he would say, well, this this Samsung Galaxy Tab is outselling the iPhone
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by a good margin.
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And that's not true.
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Apple sold more iPhone fives in like the first three or two months then Apple and then Samsung
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sold Galaxy Tab 3s in—I forget how much longer it's been on the market. It's not even close.
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So here's what I think is going on to some extent. I think that there's a lot of writers,
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analysts, bloggers, zealots, and in some sense, investors too who have been waiting and waiting
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for years for Apple to fall for whatever reason, whatever their hobby horse reason of what's wrong
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with Apple and why Apple's doing it wrong and why they're lucky. They've been waiting for Apple to
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fall. And they've grown so impatient because it hasn't happened that they've just gone
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ahead and claimed that it's happened.
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Right. Or they amplify any sign that it might be happening at some point in the future.
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I think there's an awful lot of them who are claiming that it's happening now. I see it
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on Twitter with the reaction to my incredulousness that Apple's results yesterday would result
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in a massive, massive dumping of the stock.
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Again, I think the stock's actually gone lower
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since the point where somebody tweeted it,
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but somebody worked it out that the amount of money
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that Apple's market cap dropped after hours,
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just in like two hours in after-hour trading
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after the results, was equal to two Nokias plus two RIMs.
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- Yep, and yeah, I think it has gone down further since then.
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- And it's gone down further since then.
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Apple has lost the entirety of two rims and two nokias.
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I think a lot of this attitude, like I wrote this thing a couple months ago for the magazine
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and I just published it this week called "Anti-Apple Anger," and, you know, my theory is that a
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lot of people really resent Apple. You know, like I choose not to buy Samsung phones, but
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I don't really have any feelings towards Samsung. I just don't really think about them. I don't
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really care about them. I'm pretty much indifferent. But a lot of people who choose not to buy
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Apple stuff really get worked up about it. And I think one of the reasons why is because
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Apple products say no a lot in the design choices they make and in the features they
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omit and the implementations of the features they have. They say no a lot. And they say
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no in an opinionated way. And kind of like, at least in people's minds, like a Steve
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Steve Jobs arrogance way of like, okay, the iPhone doesn't have a keyboard, because
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nobody should ever need a keyboard, that's the wrong way to do it, and if you need a
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keyboard, tough luck, you're wrong. It's that kind of attitude. And so that really
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turns a lot of people off. And the kind of like, well, here's what we offer, we made
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the thing that we think is best, if your needs are different, you're somehow wrong or inferior,
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and if you don't like it, there's the door. So it does make a lot of enemies. So that's
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That's why I feel like the people who choose not to buy Apple, a lot of times they've chosen
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not to buy Apple because they either want something Apple doesn't offer or they do legitimately
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need something that Apple stuff can't address for them.
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And that attitude has made them actually angry that Apple doesn't want their money or won't
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take their business or won't make something that satisfies them.
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So it generates this level of anger that seems stronger than what a lot of companies get
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for just not serving a market.
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And I think it does have to do with that attitude
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that I think Steve Jobs showed publicly,
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and that Apple has kind of now-- it's kind of become
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their reputation of having this attitude,
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even if people there now don't actually express it this way.
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But this attitude of, well, this is all you should ever need.
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And if your needs are different, then you're wrong.
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Well, I like your there's the door,
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because that's the other thing, is
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that they don't, rather than just take the door and go buy the other company's product
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and say, "Okay, I bought this one," they don't take the door, they stay and complain.
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Well, and a lot of times, if you really believe, like if Apple's saying, "No one ever needs
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a keyboard," and you're like, "But I like keyboards," then there's this motivation.
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People say, "Wait, no, something's wrong here.
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people are all sheep, you're brainwashed, you're faithful, whatever, you know, all
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these terms that mean you're being irrationally devoted. You know, they want to discredit
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you because like, no, that's factually wrong in my head. So obviously something's
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wrong with all of you people for buying this and for saying it's so great.
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I like this guy I linked to this week. He said, here's the things Apple needs to do.
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And one of them is make an – or at least announce during the earnings call. They should
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announce that they're going to make an iPhone with a hardware keyboard.
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And he writes, "Your correspondent does not have an iPhone. I probably wouldn't own
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one anyway, but I am precluded from even considering one because they do not come with a real physical
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keyboard. And I absolutely must have one."
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So I love this guy. I love him because he's still hung up on this 2007 complaint that
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Apple needs to, not should, but needs to, make an iPhone with a hardware keyboard. And
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And then I just love it.
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I love the bonus points.
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- To get his business.
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- Well, but that he probably wouldn't own one anyway.
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That they must do it because he can't buy one without one,
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but he still wouldn't buy one.
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That's my favorite. - Yeah, that is pretty good.
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- That to me is really, really good.
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I also saw, and along similar lines, I saw some,
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'cause one good way to get a lot of clicks,
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and it's one of those things,
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and you wrote about this recently,
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but don't link to jerks.
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It's a fine line between--
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I did give you an exception, though. You're so loud, too. I just don't want to.
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Yeah, but it's a fine line for everybody. And it is – it's a weird thing for me
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because my site has gotten so popular, and I don't really – I tend – I think for
00:40:14
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the – I think it's good that I still see it the same way I used to. And I think if
00:40:19
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there's any sort of consistency as it's gotten more successful, it's because to
00:40:24
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me, in my mind, it isn't that much – I don't see the people reading the site. I
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I see the same screen that I saw before.
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But I do know in the back of my head
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that there's so many more people reading it.
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So I am a little bit less likely.
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And to me, one of those things that people write
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just to get the clicks, just to get it,
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is the I'm switching from iPhone to Android, and here's why.
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You know, I loved my iPhone for years,
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but now I'm switching to Android.
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And there was one last week,
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I think it was a guy at GigaOM,
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and I almost linked to it.
00:40:57
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I had it written up.
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I very seldom write up a post or even a link and then stare at it, have it all ready to
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go just like one click from publish and then scrap it.
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Very, very seldom.
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But I did it with this one because I just thought, "You know what?
00:41:12
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This guy was just angling for this."
00:41:15
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Because it wasn't even, "Here's why I did switch."
00:41:18
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It's, "Here's why I'm going to switch," which is like…
00:41:20
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That's even worse.
00:41:22
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Because I really got the feeling like he wasn't going to do it anyway.
00:41:24
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But anyway, the thing that I found was that he had – and it was only separated by one
00:41:29
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It was like seventh paragraph in was that all he – a lot of his action now on his
00:41:40
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iPhone is in these apps from Google.
00:41:42
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And he uses, you know, the Gmail app for his email and the Google Maps for Maps instead
00:41:50
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of Apple Maps.
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And I had like two or three other examples.
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I don't know.
00:41:55
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A lot of people have been writing about that trend
00:41:57
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lately, too, that people replacing Apple's built-in apps
00:42:00
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with third-party apps.
00:42:01
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And this is somehow bad for Apple.
00:42:03
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Then in another paragraph, and in the next paragraph,
00:42:05
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was that Apple is too closed and doesn't let you replace stuff.
00:42:11
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Even though two paragraphs before, he
00:42:13
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said the reason he's thinking about switching to Android
00:42:16
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is that he's replaced all of his built-in apps.
00:42:20
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Plus, don't a lot of people say that the Google
00:42:21
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Google apps are actually better on iOS than they are on Android.
00:42:24
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I've heard that a lot.
00:42:25
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Oh, a lot of people do.
00:42:26
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And that's something I want to write about soon on Daring Fireball.
00:42:30
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I want to do it as if I got this in-draft follow-up to my thing last week about the
00:42:34
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UI design trends.
00:42:38
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And that to me, it's very notable that Google is often hailed as having these really nice
00:42:43
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iOS apps and that are in this sort of
00:42:47
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new, less textured
00:42:51
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sort of plainer design style. I'm trying to avoid
00:42:55
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a lot of rectangles. I'm trying to avoid at all. I'm really trying to avoid the word
00:42:59
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skeuomorphic and flat. Because I think both, not
00:43:03
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because I think they're overused, but because I think that they're both
00:43:07
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the wrong words. And I really kind of
00:43:11
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I wish I hadn't used that one word in the title of last week's piece, but
00:43:16
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That'll be for my follow-up. But anyway, it is absolutely the case though without any
00:43:21
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Argument that Google's iOS apps don't look like Android apps at all. And I think that's really interesting
00:43:28
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because go back a previous generation and
00:43:32
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Like by the 90s the knock against all of Microsoft's Mac apps was that they all look like the windows apps like, you know
00:43:41
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all the Office apps look like Windows Office.
00:43:44
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- Oh yes, and as a Windows user from the time
00:43:46
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I hated QuickTime because it looked
00:43:48
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like it didn't belong on Windows.
00:43:51
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- Well, I can absolutely see the argument.
00:43:53
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I mean, I think that's why-- - And iTunes now too.
00:43:55
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- I think it's still even in more recent years,
00:43:58
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I think it's clearly why Safari for Windows
00:44:00
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never got any traction whatsoever,
00:44:02
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whereas Chrome for Windows,
00:44:04
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using the same rendering engine, took off like a rocket.
00:44:09
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- I feel like, well sorry, finish that part.
00:44:11
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Well, I just think that that's-- to me, it's fascinating
00:44:13
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that Google has-- is doing, I think, much better UI design
00:44:16
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work in all senses of the word, aesthetically-- in terms
00:44:22
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of being aesthetically pleasing and in terms of usability
00:44:25
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on iOS than on Android.
00:44:28
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Well, and I think part of that is that the environment is--
00:44:32
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you try to rise to the level of your environment
00:44:34
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that you're in.
00:44:35
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And on iOS, if they release something really hideous,
00:44:39
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probably wouldn't do very well on iOS.
00:44:41
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Because the standards are generally pretty high for UI stuff.
00:44:44
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Yeah, and my understanding is I don't know a lot of people who work at Google on iOS
00:44:48
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stuff, but I know a few.
00:44:49
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But my sense is, though, that that's what they do, though.
00:44:52
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If you work on iOS stuff, you're an iOS engineer at Google.
00:44:55
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It's not just that you're on Team X and the same people writing Android apps are writing
00:45:01
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iOS apps and they're trying to square the circle by using some sort of cross-platform
00:45:08
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so they can write once and do it all and make them both just
00:45:14
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web views so they can just write once and ship both.
00:45:16
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No, they've got real iOS developers
00:45:19
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who know and love the platform.
00:45:23
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I think they were even advertising recently.
00:45:25
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Wasn't there a thing where they were advertising recently
00:45:28
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that if you're a great iOS developer,
00:45:30
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you come work at Google and change the world
00:45:32
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or something like that?
00:45:32
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Oh, I don't know.
00:45:33
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I don't know something like that.
00:45:34
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Let me do a sponsor break.
00:45:38
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Let me take a break in the middle of this sponsor read.
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Tell you something happened to me, John Gruber, last night.
00:46:12
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Ready to go to bed.
00:46:13
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It was like midnight.
00:46:13
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I wasn't really going to go to bed.
00:46:14
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I was going to watch a movie or something.
00:46:15
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But I was ready to walk away from the keyboard.
00:46:17
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And I went to check my stats just one more time
00:46:20
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before I went to bed.
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And I wouldn't load.
00:46:22
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I thought, uh-oh.
00:46:23
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I went to go to daringfireball.net.
00:46:25
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And it just spun.
00:46:27
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Wasn't completely dead, but the little progress bar
00:46:29
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went about two inches and just stopped.
00:46:32
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Almost never happens to me.
00:46:33
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My website is generally really, really solid.
00:46:37
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Long story short, I logged in.
00:46:39
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I restarted Apache, didn't solve it.
00:46:43
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I noticed that there were way too many Apache processes
00:46:46
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I thought maybe I was getting somebody even way more
00:46:50
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popular than me had fireballed my site.
00:46:52
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Well, that would be why there's so many things.
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I don't know.
00:46:56
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Couldn't figure out why there were so many Apache processes.
00:46:59
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Couldn't figure it out.
00:47:03
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restarted Apache didn't help restarted the whole server
00:47:07
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can take a guess what was it
00:47:10
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uh... you've run mint stats on your server right i do
00:47:15
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my guess is that all those apache uh... instances
00:47:20
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a whole bunch of mint processes waiting for the connection of the database in
00:47:23
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the database itself was what was jammed up exactamundo my god mark o'arman that's
00:47:28
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why they pay you the big bucks
00:47:29
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I kind of have some background in this sort of thing.
00:47:31
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I have a second server that runs MySQL.
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And MySQL does two things for me.
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My movable type installation, that's
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where the data store is for it.
00:47:42
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And Mint writes to it.
00:47:45
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And so exactly what you're saying
00:47:47
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is happening is every time somebody would load the page,
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the actual web server during Fireball was up,
00:47:51
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but every single Apache process would then
00:47:53
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be waiting for the MySQL server to get back to it and say, OK,
00:47:57
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took that hit for you from Mint and then as soon as I restarted the MySQL
00:48:02
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server everything was hunky-dory back to normal. Here's the thing, how many normal
00:48:07
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people can do what I just did? I have it I'm not a sysadmin but I do have a
00:48:11
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degree in computer science I did work professionally as a web developer before.
00:48:16
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How many people at midnight on Wednesday night can troubleshoot something
00:48:21
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like that? I wish you were around you probably could have saved me 15 minutes
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And I would have restarted it sooner.
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Here's the thing.
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You go to Squarespace instead.
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You don't have to worry about that.
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They've got 24-hour support.
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Their analytics are built in, probably don't
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block on the MySQL server.
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And they handle the hosting for you.
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And did I mention that they have 24-hour customer support?
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Everything on their platform, it's drag and drop, right?
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So you're not sitting there-- you
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don't have to sit there and write code to make your website
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design your blog.
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They have a tremendous front end where you can design this stuff
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and put little widgets, put the elements you want
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you want them by drag and drop.
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You can drag pictures straight from your desktop.
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Take a picture that's on your desktop,
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drag it right into the web browser
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and create custom layouts, put the picture in there just
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by drag and drop.
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You don't have to write image tags and source
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I mean, you could if you wanted to.
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You can customize this stuff if you do know how to write code,
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but you don't have to.
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All the templates are customizable, so you don't have to just pick between their pre-existing
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You can customize it, tweak it a little bit, or make your own thing right from the start
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if that's what you want to do.
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It's really, really great stuff.
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You can switch from one template to another at any time.
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You don't have to pick right at the beginning, and then you're locked in because all your
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content is hard formatted in the template.
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One more thing they do that I still don't even do is that all their built-in templates
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scale automatically to perfectly fit iPad, iPhone, your computer, your 27-inch iMac,
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whatever it is.
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What do you want to call it?
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Responsive design?
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They've got it.
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I don't even have that yet.
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I'm still behind the eight ball on that.
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You can pull contacts, push content from your blogs to Twitter, Facebook, stuff like that.
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You can pull content from your Twitter.
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You can have your tweets show up automatically on your Squarespace site.
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Great, great stuff, and it's really easy.
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You can learn it just by looking at it.
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Here's what you do.
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Go to squarespace.com/thetalkshow.
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Squarespace.com/thetalkshow, then they'll know you're coming here from the show.
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Start a free trial.
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Don't even need a credit card.
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Just start the free trial.
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If you decide to purchase, if you like it, then when you go, you just enter an offer
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code below the pricing thing at checkout, and the offer code is thetalkshow1.
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the talk show and then the digit one and you'll get a 10% discount. squarespace.com/the talk
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show. When you're ready to sign up and pay, use the offer code "the talk show one."
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My thanks to Squarespace.
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Tim Cynova For whatever it's worth, so I, even though
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I can log into a server and figure out problems like that, last week I launched a new podcast
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and I wanted to build a website for it and the last thing I wanted to do was spend a
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a whole lot of time and effort making a website for a podcast
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that might only have a few episodes.
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And that's like the last thing you want to worry about.
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So I went to Squarespace.
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And they did end up sponsoring it,
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so it's a little bit of a disclosure there.
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But I went to host it there before I got them to sponsor it.
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And because I went there because I didn't-- even though I
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can do all that stuff, I don't want to mess with it
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when it isn't necessary.
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And it was great.
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I really have no complaints.
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host the entire podcast there, including the audio files. Amazingly, they allow you to
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do that. I'm very happy with it.
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Dave: They've built out an incredible… I don't know. I used to think of Squarespace
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as like a… Not that it was bad, but in the back of my head, I thought of it as a fill-in-the-blank
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template thing, where you got templates and you could fill them in, and then you'd have
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a template-backed website. It is so much more than that. It's a really great system that
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And I feel like the days of hosting your own WordPress, I think, are long over for almost
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If you have a lot of customization or special needs, maybe you might want to look into that
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sort of stuff.
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But the days of hosting your own blog, especially maintaining its software, I think are long
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Yeah, I think so too.
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You know what I had to do last week?
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And again, it is just sort of coincidental that it all happened last week.
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I had to actually patch movable type because of an exploit.
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I'm kind of surprised you still can patch your copy, given
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how much you've modified it.
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You know what, though?
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It's abstracted enough where my hacks are plugins,
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and they have a pretty decent plugin API that
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isolates the plugin code.
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And most of my really weird hacks
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are outside movable type.
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It is taking-- because movable type is a static site generator,
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at least the way I use it-- it's taking those static files
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and doing weird things with them outside movable type.
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And that stuff is irrelevant.
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As long as movable type still spits out valid RSS or Adam
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feeds, all my hacks on top of that still work.
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Are there still any people who fight
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for one format over the other?
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If they're like, no, Adam is superior to RSS.
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No, RSS is simpler.
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No, I don't think so.
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So I think that that whole thing, I think we're all pretending that that didn't happen,
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because it was so simple.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Although I'm not sure, I would be interesting to hear from someone with an aggregator which
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is more popular, RSS2 or Atom.
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Well, Google Reader kind of threw the balance pretty hard towards Atom, because Google Reader,
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any feed that they suck in, they convert to Atom for all the output.
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That at least was the case.
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I don't know if it still, I think it still is.
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I did not know that.
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Although, does anybody care, though?
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If they handle it for you-- and that's the sort of thing Google is so good at, that if
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you are emitting RSS2, but everybody who's reading your site through Google Reader is
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seeing Google's Atom translation of it, I'll bet it's very high fidelity.
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I guess it doesn't really matter.
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No, I guess not.
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I use Atom, I think.
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I'm not even 100% sure.
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I actually even forget why I made that choice.
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I mean, I have to actually…
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I'm sure it made sense, like, in 2003 when we were all arguing about this.
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There was something about the actual syntax of it that I liked better.
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Yeah, I'm using pattern.
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Well, it has some things… it has some, like, more precise definitions for certain elements,
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like, you know, "publisher" and "author" and "updated," stuff like that.
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Like RSS is a little bit more liberal, I think, but…
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But, boy, they're really close.
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Yeah, please don't email me about this.
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I'm sure there's gonna be like three people who were still fighting this fight
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No, you're wrong about everything. I am I'm I'm I'm embarrassed
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I loathe how much time I spent to following that whole saga and how invested I got in it
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It really was such a waste of the time, but I it was you know, what is it?
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there's something something of small differences like I
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Don't know in hindsight
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I cannot think of two formats that are so much the very same thing and so similar in
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the way they do it.
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Because it wasn't even like a major...
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Like here's something that would have been a huge difference.
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Like they're both XML.
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If one was XML and the other one was JSON, well, there you've got a really interesting
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fundamental difference between the two.
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Like if one of them was like binary or if one of them was more like Pub/Sub, like push-oriented.
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But they were both XML. I think if you cut off the top couple of lines, like at the right
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below that, what's it called, the...
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The preamble?
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Well, the one with the question marks. What's that called?
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That's the XML preamble.
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Right. With, you know, cut off the next two lines or something like that, I think it would
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be really hard to even tell in an eyeball which one was Adam and which one was RSS2.
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It was really close.
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Adam would have way more namespace prefixes and colons and other document type stuff.
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This is the type of thing where-- and I always
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forget to do the follow-up-- but this
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is the sort of thing where talk show listeners are really,
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really good.
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Where collectively, there's somebody out there
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who remembers all the nitty-gritty details
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of the differences.
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I think, in hindsight, as I look at Daring Fireballs--
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I still call it an RSS feed, but it's in the Atom format.
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I think the reason I liked Atom more than RSS2
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was the date format.
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Atom used, to me, was a very sane date format.
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I forget which one it is, but it's one of the ISO ones.
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And it goes year, month number, day number, and then Greenwich
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Mean Time, all in a string.
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And I think-- I could be wrong, but I
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think RSS2 used a crazy sort of more plain text date format.
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I don't think that's true, but I don't really remember.
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I don't want to look it up now.
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Yeah, I don't want to look it up.
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It's boring.
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But maybe somebody can shoot me an email
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if I'm wrong about that, that I thought that the date format--
00:57:26
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and maybe it was the permalinks.
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Maybe there was something about the permalinks
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I thought looked better in Adam. I don't know. Somehow I got caught up in Karen.
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So you have a new podcast. Let's talk about it quick.
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Yeah. It's called Neutral. It's neutral.fm. And it's me, Casey Liss, and John Siracusa
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basically sitting around BSing about cars.
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I just noticed, and you must have done this right before we got on the air,
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because I see episode two is up.
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Yeah, I put it up earlier this afternoon. Yeah, episode two is up and it's... We actually...
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episodes one and two were recorded back to back. The first night we were recording I
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said, "All right, let's just keep going," because we were on such a roll, but we didn't
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want to release a two-hour long first episode. So there's no follow-up whatsoever, which
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is going to drive people crazy who are still upset at the handful of things we got wrong
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in episode one. But yeah, we just did episode three last night. I'll be posting that probably
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mid next week. It's a lot of fun. It's not... One of the reasons why we called it "Neutral"
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is kind of to be understated. Every other car podcast, it's all about car news and horsepower
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and racing and all this stuff. They all have these masculine explosive names and horsepower,
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speed, rocket. We just want to... Let's call ours "Neutral" and just have it be like this
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simple black and white site, this simple logo that does not contain anything on fire or
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moving, and just three guys chilling out talking about casual cars. We're talking about like
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Honda Accords that we've owned in the past, not the newest crazy Bugatti Veyron that was
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released or anything like that. And it's just fun. It's a fun casual show. If you know a
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lot about cars and you come to it expecting high-end car
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discussion, you're probably going to be infuriated at how
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much we not only don't talk about that, but how much we get
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wrong about some of the technical details of what we do
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But it's really for casual car fans, especially people who are
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already fans of us in general, just wanted to hear us chill
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out and talk for a while.
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That's sort of the car equivalent of the sports thing
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that Montero started that I was in last year,
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the American McCarver, right,
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which has sort of gone ice cold.
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It's sort of fizzled out.
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But the basic idea was to do a sports site
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for non-sports fanatics, or just casual sports fans,
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which is sort of underserved, right?
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Like you go, most sports sites are for people
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who like eat, sleep, and you know,
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and maybe that's just the natural order of things
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Most tech sites are for people who are, that's their main obsession.
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Seems like that's the same sort of thing, where you're really interested in cars,
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but it's not your main thing. Nobody's ever going to say Marco's main thing is cars.
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Because, and that's how I am. I like cars a lot, but I don't listen to any car podcasts.
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I don't subscribe to any car magazines. I like cars a lot, but I don't care quite that much
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to follow every single detail of the news every week and really care about all these
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high-end things I'll never even see.
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>> Syracuse does a lot of podcasts.
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Hey, I'm amazed at how much he does because he has a job and a family.
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Like, you know, we have families, but we don't really have real jobs, so it's a little bit
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easier for us to wedge this stuff in.
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I don't know how he does it.
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>> I don't either.
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And the other thing that I find interesting about his podcast, what's the word?
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Not proclivity.
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Well, I don't know.
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Is that prior to getting into podcasting on a regular basis, he wrote so sporadically.
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He'd write in massive, delicious feasts, but never really gave you snacks on a regular
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Like, where did this time come from?
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I just assumed it was the fact that he didn't have time
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'cause he had a full-time job
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and that he's so meticulous and thinks things through
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that it wasn't possible.
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Whereas, you know, like, even when I did have a real job,
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found it possible to write
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Keep Daring Fireball going weekly
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in between the time I had around a real job.
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Whereas he seems to find, you know,
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the time to do these podcasts.
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That's something I find it exhausting.
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I find it, not exhausting, but I find it,
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I find doing one show a week to be like,
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I cannot believe it's time for the show again,
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because I feel like I just did last week's show yesterday.
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Yeah, and doing any more than one show a week,
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I don't think I can ever do that.
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You know, I had my development show,
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and I ended that in December.
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And I wanted to do a car show.
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And we've been saying this might be a limited run.
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We might only do like eight episodes.
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We don't really know yet.
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We're going to see what happens when that time comes.
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But I also thought, what if I want
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to do some other topic in the future?
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And I don't think I would ever run them in parallel.
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The workload would just be insane.
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But I mean, and one thing that helps with John Siracusa
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is with his show, Hypercritical, that he also ended in December,
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that, man, I love that show.
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That was my favorite podcast.
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When he ended Hypercritical, one of the things he said
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was that he was just spending hours researching
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for every show beforehand.
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And when I was doing Build and Analyze,
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I would research before each show for maybe 45 minutes.
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And most of that was going through the feedback email
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and deciding what to talk about.
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I couldn't even imagine finding the time every week
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to do hours of Syracuse-level research.
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So knowing that he was prone to doing way more work than he
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might necessarily need to for our car show,
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Casey and I arranged all the topics.
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And we don't tell John.
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We don't tell him anything in advance of what we're doing.
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We intentionally keep it from him
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so that he can't overwork himself. He can't possibly go research anything. So if we say
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something—especially if he says something that's technically incorrect, take it easy
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on him, because we're intentionally keeping him in the dark until the very last minute.
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Yeah, I had mixed feelings about the—you know, because it was—I do think it was late
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in the run of Hypercritical where he kind of opened up about how much preparation he
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did per episode. Not that he kept it secret before, but I don't recall him having talked
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about it. And I also feel like maybe the longer they did the show and the better that Dan and John
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got at doing it, the more research he did because that's what he knew made for a good episode of
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Hypercritical, right? That it wasn't that it got easier and he had to do less work per show,
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it was that he knew what made for a good episode and that involved a lot more, a lot of research.
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But I had mixed feelings about because I felt bad on the one hand that he was doing a massive amount of work for it
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But on the other hand I felt good because I thought well
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Thank God that he's not just winging it and having the show come off so incredibly articulate and meticulous
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right because every one of those shows was like one of his giant articles and
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And it's really remarkable how polished he was able to make those shows with only a few hours of prep for each one
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but I mean that was
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the amount of work he put into that was insane, but the output was also amazing.
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I agree with every word. One thing I've thought about with podcasts, and I don't know, maybe
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there's so many podcasts, and that's great, it's a great thing, but you just can't keep
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up with them, but maybe somebody's doing it. But I feel like maybe in terms of the work
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and the relentlessness or the, I don't know what you want to call it, of doing it every
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week, I feel like you do have to do it every week, or have some sort of schedule, because
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Because without a schedule, it just doesn't work.
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And weekly is a pretty natural schedule.
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But I've often wondered, maybe one format to do for, let's say,
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something like neutral, which isn't meant to be like any of your primary gigs,
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where you guys just said, maybe it'll only be an eight-show run.
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What about following the episodic TV model of having seasons,
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where you do eight shows?
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You'll plan it, though.
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You're going to say January and February, we're
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going to do eight shows, one a week for eight weeks,
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and then we're going to take a break.
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And then we're going to come back,
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and we'll do another eight show run when we
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feel like we're ready for it.
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I feel like that might work in a way that we'll just
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do a show whenever-- we're not going to do one every week.
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Maybe we're only going to do 20 per year,
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but we'll do them at random whenever we feel like randomly
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can get together. I feel like that never works. It falls apart.
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Right, because that becomes, "Oh, we'll do it sometime soon. We'll do it next week.
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We'll do it next month." And then the show goes six months without an episode.
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Right. And I also feel like it might help in the same way that it works for TV shows
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to keep the audience engaged. Then you can do just a little bit of promotion up front
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a week or two in advance to make sure everybody knows the show's coming back, and then people
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can get into it and sort of be ready for the fact, if they're fans of it, that that'll
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That'll be one of the shows they'll have queued up on their phone to listen to in the car
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on the way to work for two months.
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I think it might be better to just do every two weeks, just constantly, rather than take
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these big breaks.
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I feel like the big breaks would also have a very high chance of just extending themselves
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and becoming years, and then you forget about it and then the show dissolves.
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And I think as a podcast listener, I listen to podcasts all the time, in the car, washing
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whatever, and I walk in the dog, listen to a lot of podcasts, but there are more podcasts
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most of the time that come out every week than what I have time to listen to, and I
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think that's probably true for a lot of people.
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Oh, it's ridiculous for me.
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And so I wouldn't mind if some of my favorite shows went to every two weeks instead, because
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I'm not the kind of guy to want to skip an episode. If a show that I listen to, if it
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comes out, I'm going to listen to it. And if I can't keep up with the show, I'll
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just delete it. I won't listen to it. I won't subscribe to it at all, because I'd
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rather not hear any of it than only listen to every other episode. And maybe that's
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just because I'm weird and I'm a nerd, but that's how I work. So if there were
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more shows that weren't weekly but were still regular, I'd be fine with that.
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Are you a catch-up on Twitter person? You know what? Honestly, I used to be, and
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It took up so much time on my data in the last few months.
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Basically, ever since starting the magazine,
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when my workload has increased substantially,
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ever since starting the magazine,
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I became a scroll to top for the main timeline person.
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I still read all of my at replies,
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but I can't read the main timeline anymore.
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- Yeah, that's how I,
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but I've been like that for a long time.
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And I'm usually a completist,
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although I don't actually read all my email.
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It's like a, just like a debt in the back of my hand.
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I theoretically would read it all,
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but I never get around to it.
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But I never do the mark as read.
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I keep them marked unread.
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Whereas Twitter, I've never minded the fact
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that I don't see them all.
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- Well, 'cause Twitter, your timeline isn't everything
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that's directed at you specifically,
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so you don't feel like you are offending these people
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by not reading what they posted publicly to the world.
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- But I feel like there's, I feel like,
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and I feel like that's one of the great things
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Twitter has done over the years,
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resist that urge to give you like an unread count.
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And that's intentional.
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It is, and there was so much demand for it, especially like when Twitter was at its sort
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of—at the point where it was still young and malleable, but was old enough and established
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enough that it was clearly going to be a huge thing.
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Like it had been around long enough that everybody knew this was going to be a big deal, but
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but it was still young enough that they could have made changes like kind of switch to an
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inbox model where you're expected to read everything in your timeline. Or even to have
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the option. That was the thing that people would say, is just give us the option to do
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it that way. And you can even, you know, I even agree that you should leave it off by
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default for most people. But give me the option to have a read and unread count for tweets.
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And that was back when we would like ask Twitter to change something and not be scared by what
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they would actually change. Right. It's true. It is true. Back when changes were usually
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a good thing. Right. But I actually agree with that, though, that mindset, though, because
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I do feel that by giving the option to do it, you implicitly endorse it. You're saying
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that it's a legitimate way to use it, and they're saying no. And it is sort of like
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an Apple-type decision, like you said, where they're making the decision for you, this
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is the best way to read Twitter, is just start with what's going on right now and scroll
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down until you're bored. And don't worry about catching up if you're away for a day.
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Right. Dive into the stream, wherever it happens to be, and that's it.
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Right. I guess I do read all my @ replies, although I can't say if I'm on vacation
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or on a conference or traveling or something that I necessarily do.
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Yeah, sometimes it gets out of control. Yeah, but I don't find it that hard to do
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that either. Well, it's easy, because with @ replies,
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especially because you have a pretty asymmetric follow to follower account. So I think people
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who reply to you on Twitter probably don't implicitly expect a response to every one
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of those replies. Whereas with email, there's kind of this, for most people, there's this
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implicit expectation that you're going to respond. If somebody takes the time to compose
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an email to you, then you should probably respond if you don't want to be a dick. Of
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And of course I just choose to be a dick to everybody and not respond because I can't.
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And I've mentioned this before, but there is something too that's really, really...
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It's almost like evolutionary, that it gets to what humans are good at with Twitter as
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opposed to...
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Even email is that you can do it all with your eyeballs because you don't have to open
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a tweet to read it.
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Even no matter what your email program is, and if you have one in like most of where
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can just keep hitting the space bar, for example, to keep going next message, next message.
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You still have to like move your eyes up to the top of the screen each time. And even
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people who are being conscientious and thinking, "Well, this guy is busy," or even if you don't
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even think somebody is busy, just the fact that it's harder to write a concise short
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message than it is a rambling one and keep it short. Twitter's enforced brevity makes
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it possible. I can just read, I don't know what I'm looking at right now on my screen,
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like, I don't know, a dozen tweets at a time just by moving my eyes down. And it's so much
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faster. It's like an order of magnitude faster than even the most efficient email, right?
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Even if everybody's email to me was tweet length, it's so much more efficient.
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Well, because tweets are constrained to that length, the clients can be designed in a way
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that makes it easy to skim a whole bunch of them. Whereas email, it could be one line,
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or it could be some giant newsletter with a rich layout and pictures embedded and everything.
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you don't know what to expect with email.
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So the clients have to have these big flexible windows
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and everything, and it's just not the same at all.
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Yeah, totally.
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What else is going on this week?
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I don't know.
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I've been busy working on various stuff,
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and I've kind of been buried.
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I've missed most of the news, except the Apple stock stuff,
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which just annoyed me.
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So now, I'm glad to be out of it now.
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Here's one that I thought was pretty interesting.
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And there's two points to it.
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Is this email that's come out in a legal case between--
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I forget who all is involved-- but the government's investigating
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Apple and Google and a bunch of other companies in Silicon Valley for--
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I don't know what you want to call it legally--
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Like a no-hire thing?
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And it's like that it's an illegal form of collusion.
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That they've agreed-- they unofficially agreed.
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Adobe's involved, you know that they agreed not to
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poach the other company's employees and if a guy from a current employee of Apple came to let's say Google and
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Applied for a job that guy was fair game because he applied but that the each company's recruiters agreed
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Implicitly not to go after employees at the other companies which in itself is apparently illegal
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And I you know, I think for obvious reasons, it's not
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It might be good for these companies, but it's certainly not good for the individual
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Engineers, you know that such a thing in California has really I think generally
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Pretty good laws on the books for and you know, all these companies are in California
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In California, there's no non-competes those exactly. I think it goes hand it so that was exactly the example
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I was going for is that they don't have they don't enforce non-competes. They're very very liberal and towards the engineers rights workers, right?
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But this the one that really caught my eye though is this one that had an email from did you see this an email?
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to Ed Colligan Ed Colligan being the
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Palm CEO the PC guys aren't there but not being worried about Apple entering the cell phone market a couple weeks before the iPhone was announced
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Because PC guys they've spent a long time
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Trying to make a good cell phone PC guys aren't gonna walk right in and
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Here's the email that Steve Jobs sent to him.
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Ed, this is not satisfactory to Apple.
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It is not just a matter of our employees
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deciding they want to join Palm.
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They are being actively recruited
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using knowledge supplied by John Rubenstein and Fred Anderson.
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Now, aside, John Rubenstein was--
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I forget what his title was at Next,
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but he was one of the guys who came over from Next to Apple,
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had worked with Steve Jobs for a long time,
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and was the head of hardware engineering at Apple during the early iPod era,
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and when they really turned around the Macs and made Macs, you know, aluminum and all sorts of
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stuff. And he had been in retirement just living in like a mansion down in Mexico or something like
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that, and Palm got him to come back to run that. And Fred Anderson was the former CFO at Apple,
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who kind of got thrown under the bus with the that options thing that you referred to
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the backdating scandal yeah uh he kind of took the fall for that options backdating thing which
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keep that in mind i i'm going to bring that right back up in a minute um with john now back to jobs
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email with john personally participating in the recruiting process we must do whatever we can to
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stop this. I'm sure you realize the asymmetry in the financial resources of our respective
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companies when you say we will both just end up paying a lot of lawyers a lot of money."
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And then it goes on, and effectively Jobs threatens a patent suit if Palm doesn't agree
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that Apple's going to go after Palm on patent grounds
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if Palm doesn't agree to this sort of no-poach policy.
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And then bad mouse a bunch of patents more or less says--
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what's he say here?
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I guess I should just read it.
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"Just for the record, when Siemens sold their handset business to BenQ,
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they didn't sell them their essential patents,
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but rather just gave them a license.
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The patents they did sell to BenQ are not that great.
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We looked at them ourselves when they were for sale.
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I guess you guys felt differently and bought them.
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We are not concerned about them at all.
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My advice is to take a look at our patent portfolio
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before you make a final decision here, Steve.
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That's fantastic.
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And to me, it's just--
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I loved it in the sense that it's such classic Steve Jobs.
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It's your thing is shit.
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Our stuff is awesome.
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Just do what I want.
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these patents you bought. You're dumb." That's always part of the jobs like Kung Fu or the
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Jedi mind trick is to somehow convince you that you're dumb.
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Tim Cynova Yep. And everything's black and white.
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Eric Bischoff Right. We took a look at these. This is about
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a—I guess the call again that said, "Look, we bought these patents from this Ben—I
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never heard of BenQ, but who knows? They're a bunch of mobile patents. We bought them.
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And the job's the same. We looked at them. We decided they're a shit. I guess you felt
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differently."
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And I think it's such classic jobs.
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So I guess I was amused.
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There's so much character in that email.
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And it's just kind of--
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And not to mention, I love the lawyer bit, too.
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Because the POM guy had said, oh, we're
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just going to spend a whole bunch of money on lawyers.
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Which is usually, if you're being threatened
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by legal action, the person who's being threatened
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and knows that they would lose or would cost them
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a whole lot of money, usually that's what they say.
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Oh, let's leave the lawyers out of this.
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we'll figure this out ourselves. So yeah, that's not a position of power that he was
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coming from there. Oh man, that was, that, yeah, that email was fantastic.
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Right. So here's Dan Lyons' take on it today over at the ReadWrite.
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No more web. They dropped that, huh?
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Right. They dropped that when they brought Dan Lyons. He says, he quotes this and sets
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the stage and he has a picture of the email. And then he says, "Apple fan blogger John
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Gruber seems to think this letter is just the coolest thing ever a quote stone cold message that shows
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Quote the man did not beat around the bush
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I feel like that's such typical Dan Lyons where I never said it was the coolest thing ever and he didn't put quotes around it
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I didn't say it was the coolest thing ever and I didn't you know, I don't go into deep
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analysis of everything I linked to
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He's saying here but wait a minute
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Let's look at what happened here.
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Jobs, one, Jobs proposed something to Palm
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that was not only wrong, but also, quote,
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"likely illegal," as Colligan put it.
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Two, Colligan refused to do something illegal.
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Three, as punishment, Jobs threatened to drag Palm
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into years of bogus patent suits.
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He was perfectly willing to use, parentheses,
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abuse, question mark, the legal,
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the court system to hurt a rival.
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And then Dan Lyon says, "And we're supposed to see Jobs
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"as some kind of hero?"
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I didn't say you were supposed to see him
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as a hero for that.
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I didn't pass any real judgment on it.
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And I would say that saying that the letter,
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the email was stone cold is,
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whether you think Jobs is a complete asshole for it
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or that it's funny or that you think
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he was completely in the right to do it,
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I think everybody could agree
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it was a pretty stone cold email, right?
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I mean, that's ice cold.
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I like, that's all I wrote.
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I didn't say it was cool.
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You know, and in fact, if you want me to analyze it
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a little bit, I would actually say that in a sense,
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probably that's probably the worst of Steve Jobs in that it is I don't know
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what's the word impetuous you know it's it's reckless right it is that's a
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reckless thing and here's the thing about it I was emailing somebody else
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about it today and they were they somebody else had emailed me a friend
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had email and so what patents do you think jobs was threatening palm with and
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I said you know what he probably didn't have any patents in mind he was just
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making the threat, and if it ever came to it, he'd go and say, "Find some patents and
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But he didn't have any patents in mind, and he clearly didn't—here's the thing—he
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clearly didn't go to Apple Legal and say, "Find me some patents to go after Palm because
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I want to write this email," because if he did, even if they had the patents that
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they could threaten him with, if he had gone to Apple Legal, surely Apple Legal would have
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said, "You can't put that in writing because sending an email like that, making a threat
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like that is illegal, and you certainly don't want to put it in writing."
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Right? Like, I think it's fairly clear that Steve Jobs didn't run that email by anybody.
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He just wrote it.
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I mean, that's why it's so amusing to people like us who follow him and his company and
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this whole business is like, you know, you got to give the guy credit. He had balls.
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And there are not that many people in our industry who will speak that frankly who are
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in a position of power. I think his friend Larry Ellison is one. There really aren't
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a whole lot more. And so I feel like, and maybe it's, I don't know if it's like an East Coast
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thing, I feel like it's a cultural thing of some sort where either you love that attitude as a
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spectator or it's off-putting. And we love it. Right. I certainly wouldn't have, even if he had
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sent me an email and said, "John, I've read your site for a long time. Never asked your opinion
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before, but here's the thing. I want to send this email to Ed Colligan. Do you think I
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should? I would have had to say, "It's pretty funny, but I don't think you should send that
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because I don't think you should be making legal threats like this in an email." I don't
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think anybody would have said that. And I do think that in a sense that that sort of
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reckless impetuousness was the worst of Steve Jobs for Apple, and it kind of made him a
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little bit ill-suited to run them the larger and larger they got. And I think it's the
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exact sort of thing got them into the trouble with those options being backdated. Like,
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I don't think he wasn't trying to cheat the system, I think, per se. He just wanted
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what he wanted. And, you know, I think in hindsight, the way that whole options thing
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played out, you know, got very, very careful to really getting in big trouble. And other
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people did, you know, have to get thrown under the bus.
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I don't really know what, like I don't know enough about the options that they comment
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on at all, because I don't know what was going on.
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I don't know what the reality is of it.
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Well, they effectively erased some dates on some options and said that the board had approved
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the changing of these dates when the board had not approved it.
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The board ended up approving this change on the dates after they changed all the dates.
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I do think, though, in general, though, I think one of the things that made Steve so
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so compelling to pay attention to is that he was that reckless, and that most of the
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time it worked for him. He was very, very good at breaking rules just enough to be interesting
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and to get ahead, but not enough to really get himself in trouble.
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Right. And you can see how that mindset and that boldness would be great at the negotiating
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table in a room where you're just talking to people.
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Right, where nothing's being recorded.
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Right. And it's not so good when you're sending emails that are in a system that can be brought
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up four years later.
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In a way that Tim Cook is never going to send that email. And I feel like it's actually
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in a way that Tim Cook is – and I'm not trying to argue here that Apple is better
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off that Steve Jobs is dead or that Steve Jobs isn't the CEO. But that there are trade-offs
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involved and there are certain ways where I think it's clear that Tim Cook is better
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as CEO, because he's not impetuous.
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Right, I mean, he's more level-headed, and it's going to work for
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and against Apple in the long term. Steve's craziness
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really brought a lot to the company and really was
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necessary to achieve a lot of what they achieved. I still can't believe, I don't know
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how much Steve was involved, I have to imagine it was a lot.
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I still can't believe in fairly recent, some of the later things he did,
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that iTunes match is, that that worked,
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that that's legal, that he actually, or somebody,
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negotiated that with the record companies.
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- Yeah. - I can't, that's, like,
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that's the kind of thing that,
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it wasn't too far before he died,
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but I assume he was involved in that,
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because it's the kind of crazy negotiation that,
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you know, now the record companies are allowing Amazon
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and Google to do very similar things,
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but I think only 'cause Apple did it first,
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and now they want it-- - Showed that it worked.
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and they want to keep, for the same reason
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that the record companies gave Amazon MP3 DRM-free stuff
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first, is that they don't want Apple to be
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too powerful in that industry.
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They don't want to be beholden to one company.
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Apple got it out of them, and then eventually they
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gave it to the other companies to help keep Apple in check.
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I think, I'm sure that just a book about Apple's
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various negotiations over the last 10 years
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with the record companies would probably be a pretty good book.
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Just the record in media companies, let's say.
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But the original ones-- and I'm sure they were hard, too.
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Just the original ones to get the original iTunes store off
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the ground, I'm sure, were fascinating and were hard.
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And Jobs' single personality had a large part of it.
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But clearly, that was a lot easier,
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because Apple was coming at it from the perspective of,
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we're just little old Apple.
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iPods only work on Macs, and Macs only have 2.5% of the market share.
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And they've actually-- I forget where that's come out,
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but somewhere that's actually come out where
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I know that that was actually part of their pitch to the record labels
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was, what's the worst that could happen?
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Even if this thing-- because the record company people didn't even understand
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the technology involved.
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And what's the worst that could happen if somehow everybody
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who has this iTunes software can get access to all the music on the thing, it's still only 2.5%
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of the market. It's just this tiny little sliver. But that wisely and not accidentally, nothing in
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the contracts ever said that iTunes was going to be Mac only forever. It just said that. And that
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all of the record people just assumed that it was, because that's all Apple ever did, is make stuff
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for their own hardware devices.
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And I feel like taking it back to the beginning of Apple's
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success really actually being a hindrance in many ways,
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now the things they've tried to negotiate now
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with some of the big companies, like the TV deals for Apple TV
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and why we have iTunes match for music and not for movies or TV
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quite yet, well, TV sort of sometimes.
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we're seeing now, and anything they do with TV,
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I think this is really what's holding it back,
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is now all these companies are afraid to give Apple
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too much power because they see what Apple's capable of now
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that they're big and successful.
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And they don't want Apple to cut them out
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or to take all the profit out of their business.
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And I think, too, that it's-- and that's what I mean.
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And that's exactly the point that I wanted to make, too,
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that I think that a win like iTunes match two years ago,
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with Apple being the Apple we know today,
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the industry Goliath, is such a more surprising win
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because they didn't sneak it in through the back door.
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Like there's no more, hey, we're just little old Apple.
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What do you care what we do?
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To me too, there's also a factor
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that I'm sure plays into it,
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which is that Apple has a sort of mystique
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that you negotiate with Apple
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and no matter what you think looking at the offer,
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Apple always wins, right?
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So, and did you see the thing recently that was this great New Yorker profile about this
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guy, this professional like stage pickpocket in Las Vegas?
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No, I didn't see it.
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Apollo something.
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All right, hold on a second.
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Let me Google this.
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Apollo pickpocket.
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It's a great profile of this guy, Apollo Robbins.
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So he's a professional pickpocket, but he doesn't steal things from people.
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He does it as like an act and he'll go and he's just amazing.
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You got to Google this guy, Apollo Robbins, and see the video of the way that he works.
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The article, it's by Adam Green.
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It starts out so great.
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I'm just going to read the opening.
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It's a real long article, so I'm not spoiling it.
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A few years ago at a Las Vegas convention for magicians, Penn Jillette of the act Penn
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and Teller was introduced to a soft-spoken young man named Apollo Robbins, who has a
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reputation as a pickpocket of almost supernatural ability. Gillette, who ranks pickpockets,
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says, "A few notches below hypnotists on the showbiz totem pole," that's where he ranks
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them, "was holding court at a table of colleagues, and he asked Robbins for a demonstration,
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ready to be unimpressed. Robbins demurred, claiming that he felt uncomfortable working
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in front of other magicians. He pointed out, since Gillette was wearing only shorts and a sports shirt,
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he wouldn't have much to work with. "Come on," Gillette said. "Steal something from me."
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Again, Robbins begged off, but he offered to do a trick instead. He instructed Gillette to place
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a ring that he was wearing on a piece of paper and trace its outline with a pen. By now, a small
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crowd had gathered. Gillette removed his ring, put it down on the paper, and unclipped a pen from his
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shirt and leaned forward, preparing to draw. After a moment, he froze and looked up. His
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face was pale. "Fuck you," he said and slumped into a chair. Robbins held up a thin cylindrical
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object, the cartridge from Gillette's pen.
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Right? Is it? I mean, and the thing—now, here's the thing that made me think about
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story is that it's the idea that if you met this guy or if you met Penn Jillette
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who you know is a magician and he starts telling you that he wants you know to do
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something you know he's going to get the best of you right like you know that
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he's going to fool you because he's the he's the magician and he's done the trick
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a thousand times right like so I I feel like when other companies negotiate with
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Apple they feel like they just know that they're going to get their pockets picked
01:31:47
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Oh, yeah. And it's probably a pretty safe assumption.
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Right? And that just like a magician who's going to make it harder and harder and say
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like, "Look, look, I know that you think that I'm going to cheat you out of this.
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I'm going to get your thing. I'm going to take your wallet right out of your pocket.
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So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to blindfold myself. Here, take this burlap
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sack, put my head in the sack." It doesn't matter what you do, they're still going to
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get you. No matter what terms Apple puts in.
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Right, because you've got to figure, Apple's not going to enter a bad deal for them.
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You know, they're obviously, you know, they've proven that they're pretty good at negotiating
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The breakdown in my analogy, though, is that I think the music industry has done very well
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by iTunes as well.
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Now, the music industry might disagree because they want, like, all of the money, but I feel
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like iTunes might have saved them from out-and-out bankruptcy or dissolution, like the entire
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destruction of it.
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I think you're totally right, and I also agree that they don't really see it that way.
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they see, most of the public remarks we've seen and the stories we've heard from various accounts of meetings and stuff,
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most of what we've seen indicates that most of the big labels do think that iTunes was a bad thing for them,
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and that it took over the industry from them. And it did take over a good amount of the control.
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But at the time that iTunes came out, piracy was so big, and all of the other paid services were flopping like crazy.
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And so it's really hard to argue that there was a bright future without iTunes in
01:33:20
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2003 or whenever it came out. Right. Their plan, their plan more or less, I think, boiled down to
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somehow figure out a way to stop piracy.
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Right. And that they still believe that that was possible. In their minds,
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they think that there was a way, somebody had it, some clever guy with a beard could have figured it out,
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that there was a way to stop piracy and then things would go back to the way they were, which was beautiful.
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Whereas Apple's argument, and this I'm not making, you know, this isn't my analysis,
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this is explicitly how Steve Jobs pitched it on stage, was not that you're gonna beat piracy,
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but that you can design something easier than piracy.
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Right, you compete with it.
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Right, compete with it in terms of being convenient and fast and available and accurate
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so that if you type a certain song name you getting the actual song and have it come with the album art and
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It's a guarantee the quality and everything
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It's not going to be accidentally in Spanish or if you make it better people will pay 99 cents for it exactly
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Or at least right at least enough of them will that it's better than the zero dollars that they were heading towards me
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Right exactly like because they the future they were really heading to was one where one person somewhere buys the CD
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And then everybody has a copy of all the music every album sells three copies
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All from three people who are trying to be the first to get it uploaded yep
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And then I think to myself, well, I should go brew another pot.
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Now, that's just way-- that's too much.
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It's a little different in booze, but you can definitely have too much coffee,
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and it can turn you off.
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So I kind of have to-- you've got to race in it.
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But it's a little sadness every day when I finish my pot of tongs.
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and that's a good problem to have.
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- Tonks.org, go there and sign up for the free trial.
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- One thing I love about Tonks,
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and I should point out, I think this week,
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yeah, they sponsored my site this week, I think, right?
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I don't know, I hope I don't get this wrong.
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Oh yeah, yeah, it was this week, all right.
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- Complete coincidence that you're the guest on the show
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and we're two for two on, it's just good sponsors, really.
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Honestly. - Oh yeah.
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And one thing, you know, people always ask,
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First of all, to preface this,
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they did a fantastic interview with Glenn Fleischman
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on his new podcast, The New Disruptors, which is on Mule.
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- Yeah, and I just-- - I just linked to it
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before the show.
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- Glenn is making me sick, he is.
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I don't know, I've always been a huge fan of Glenn's work,
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but he's like on fire lately,
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and he's the editor of the magazine.
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He's got this new podcast.
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I linked it up today,
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'cause my pal Jim Kudol's on this week's episode.
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Almost linked up the Tonks episode, but I really kind of felt like well
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I don't know. I didn't want to put a disclaimer in about Tonks being but it was it was a great episode. I did anyway
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What one of the things I loved about it was?
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That that Tony of Tonks
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He talks a lot about how?
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modern coffee consumer culture is really a gadget fetish of all these different coffee brewing equipment and and
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the rituals and the techniques and the really nitty-gritty details of how you make it and and a lot of it matters and a lot
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of it doesn't and and
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I've often wanted I've thought about for years. I guess now everybody can steal my idea
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I've thought about for years doing a series of posts on my site of actually actually setting up real
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Blind taste tests for different things like does it matter whether you wet the error press filter before you use it?
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You know, like all this stuff that I'm kind of skeptical, like whether it matters or not,
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and I, you know, actually have like a real, like real tasters and a real double-blind
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I'll probably never do it because that's a heck of a lot of work and setup and people.
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But I really want somebody to do this because there is so much of it that's unnecessary.
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I don't believe in a wedding that filters.
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Neither do I. And I, you know, people will say, "Oh."
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I don't understand how that could make a damn bit of difference. I really don't.
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But I would love for someone to run a test like that.
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If somebody ran the test that you're proposing and they said, "You know what?
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It does make a difference," then I would do it.
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But I don't.
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I would start.
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But I tried it with the Chemex.
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I own almost every popular method for brewing drip coffee.
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I have a Chemex.
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I have a vacuum pot.
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Of course, I have the AeroPress and all sorts of other lesser-known ones.
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And what I use every day is the AeroPress, this $25 plastic plunger thing.
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And so people always ask me, "What kind of coffee?"
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What kind of coffee maker should I get is kind of like asking a professional photographer
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what kind of camera they have.
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It matters less than you think it does.
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And usually it's the wrong question.
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It really is, especially since I guess they're getting better maybe, but the vast majority
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of commercial coffee makers are incapable of making good coffee.
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And in reality, the results from them are really quite similar usually.
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Not to be snobby about it, but that there's some basic physics involved that the water
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temperature just never even gets close enough to being hot enough, and so it doesn't matter
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what kind of coffee you put in. It's never going to really get the most out of the coffee.
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Or the problem I have with them is that I like to use a good ratio of coffee, like the
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SCAA ratio. And usually that ratio, if you actually use it to make more than a few cups
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of coffee in a drip pot, usually the filter basket will overflow.
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- Which would be a real mess.
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It's happened to me a few times at relatives' houses.
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That's always fun.
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So whenever people ask me,
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"What should I do to make good coffee?"
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I used to not really have a very good answer for them.
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'Cause I used to live above a roaster.
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So my answer was, "Well, I have really good coffee
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"because I live above a roaster.
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"You don't have this potential,
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"so try to find something good."
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And in most places,
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The reality is most places where most people live, there isn't a good roaster nearby.
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My solution now is you need three things.
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You need a clicky keyboard, a SodaStream...
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No, you need a burger grinder, and that can be anywhere from $60 to $200.
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My preferred one is $200.
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It's the Baratza Virtuoso.
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It is fantastic.
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But there's a few that are in the $60 range that I think...
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I haven't used them.
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People said they're pretty good too, so that's fine.
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You get a burger grinder, you grind fine.
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You get an AeroPress for $25, and you get tongs.
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And that's it.
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Then you're done.
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Then you have great coffee.
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And the grinder is a little bit expensive,
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but you don't have to buy this $300 coffee maker.
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There is no integrated system.
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There's no cartridges of anything special.
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All the cartridge machines give you stale coffee
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that's pre-ground.
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There's no weird gimmicks or tricks.
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It's just putting good coffee into a method
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that extracts the flavor decently.
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And that method happens to cost $25.
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And that's it.
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The answer is really that simple.
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- And you can do it for even cheaper.
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- You can, yeah.
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- Just by having fresh coffee,
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starting with good coffee, and just pour,
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what is it, 200 degree water over.
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- Yeah, like a pour over filter cone.
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You can get one of those for like 11 bucks.
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And pour overs have a higher tolerance for bad grinders.
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So the AeroPress, I'd say you need a fine grind.
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My grinder, I had cleaned it.
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And I had improperly reassembled it earlier this week.
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And so for a couple days, the grind was not getting fine.
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It was way too coarse.
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It was stuck at the highest setting.
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And what happens then when you use too coarse of a grind
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with the AeroPress?
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Totally changes the flavor.
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It makes it weaker and almost like a little more sour,
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or a little more tart, because it's missing some of the depth.
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I'm probably describing it wrong.
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I don't want to sound like a wine taster.
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Well, there is something weird, though.
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There is something weird about coffee
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that's unlike anything else to me, which
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is that if you make it too weak, it tastes worse.
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But it tastes worse in some ways in a stronger flavored way.
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And there's some of that, like sometimes the worst tasting
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elements will be extracted more in badly made coffee. There's things like that that go
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As opposed to, let's say, liquor, where if you just don't have a taste for, say,
01:44:56
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bourbon straight, that watering it down might make it a lot more palatable or even enjoyable,
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that coffee that's too weak, it's worse. Not because it has no taste, but because,
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Like you said, it extracts the wrong tastes and not that there's actual natural sweetness
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to coffee that just never gets out, et cetera.
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One of my favorite tweets—I quoted it before—but one of my favorite tweets was somebody who
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tweeted—talk show listener who said that he'd always taken his coffee with sugar
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until he tried Tonks and then tried it without sugar and it was the first time he didn't
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feel like he needed to put sugar in his coffee.
01:45:34
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Exactly. I mean, that encapsulates it so much. Great coffee does not need anything added
01:45:41
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Right. And I think casual people have the misconception that we go on and on about Tonks
01:45:46
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and how great it is, and they go around the world, and that people think, "Well, my
01:45:50
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God, that coffee is probably so strong that it has all of these." And they associate
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strength with these bitter, unpleasant tastes that they think is what strong coffee is,
01:46:00
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which is really just poorly made or over-roasted coffee or stale coffee, that those are the
01:46:08
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tastes that are exaggerated. It's actually, I think, the opposite. It's these completely
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different flavors that really come out.
01:46:15
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Oh, yeah, definitely. Most people have never had really great coffee that could be drank
01:46:22
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black and would still taste really good.
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And people, there's this whole pile of BS
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around coffee marketing in the mass market,
01:46:33
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like in grocery stores and in convenience store chains
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and everything, and there's all this marketing
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that goes into making people think that, say,
01:46:44
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Trader Joe's coffee is better than Dunkin' Donuts coffee
01:46:47
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and Dunkin' Donuts coffee is better than 7-Eleven coffee
01:46:50
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and all this stuff, and the reality is,
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almost all the coffee that most people
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have ever heard of is terrible.
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- I haven't. - And it's not because
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it's not because there's some grand conspiracy,
01:47:01
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it's because it's really hard to make great coffee
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at that large of a scale, and you can't make it
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so it's shelf-stable for very long.
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- I have a certain weak spot for Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
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I wouldn't hail it as good coffee,
01:47:15
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but I do think that it's, I don't know,
01:47:18
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And it is also, to me, it's also very,
01:47:20
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like McDonald's famously is supposed to be,
01:47:23
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it's very, I don't know about their coffee,
01:47:25
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but that McDonald's food, but at Dunkin' Donuts,
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coffee always tastes exactly the same.
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Doesn't matter where you are, what Dunkin' Donuts,
01:47:33
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to me it always tastes exactly the same.
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I wouldn't go out of my way to get Dunkin' Donuts,
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but in a pinch where I had my choice between,
01:47:40
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two or three chain places to buy coffee,
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I would go to Dunkin' Donuts.
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I mean, good coffee is a lot more like fresh produce,
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in that you kind of can't make it that good without introducing
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some inconsistency because you're kind of closer to the metal.
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Everything's a little more fresh,
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a little more small batch usually.
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Coffee is more like tomatoes.
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You'll have some years where tomatoes were better that year.
01:48:11
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Coffee is the same way.
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Like, coffee from certain countries in certain--
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kind of like wine.
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From certain countries, it's better than other countries if you have tastes that are
01:48:19
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a certain way.
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Certain years will be better than other years.
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Certain farms within those countries will be a little bit better than other ones.
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It's all ... There's so much that goes into it.
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It's very hard to make coffee consistently the same way all the time without blending
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a whole bunch of different origins together and standardizing everything and kind of removing
01:48:39
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all the personality from it and making it just this one consistent bland product like
01:48:44
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I like a McDonald's hamburger.
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- Do you like, what about Pete's?
01:48:48
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Can you take Pete's?
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- I only ever have Pete's when I'm at WWDC.
01:48:53
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- You go to the one at 3rd and Howard.
01:48:57
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- Well, there's two, yeah,
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there's the one across from the W,
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and then there's the one down the street
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from Moscone along that cross street.
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- Oh, see, I don't know that one.
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I know the one at 3rd and Howard
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that's over there by the W in the St. Regis.
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- Yeah, so that, Peet's is, in my opinion,
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it's very similar to Starbucks, but better.
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So it's still the same general category of store,
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it still has the same challenges of,
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it's still a pretty large scale operation,
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no one is roasting in that store,
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the people who are brewing it in that store,
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the employees might not be very particularly good
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at brewing it, or really care to follow
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the discard timers and stuff like that.
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But it's decent and I would, whenever I'm there,
01:49:45
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usually I'll go to Pete's because around the corner
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in a few blocks in the opposite direction,
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there's Blue Bottle.
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- Which Blue Bottle Coffee is very good,
01:49:55
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but there's usually like a 45 minute line at the door
01:49:57
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whenever I have to get to a session in the morning.
01:49:59
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- And it's gotten worse.
01:50:01
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- Yes, it has.
01:50:02
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- It's like word has spread.
01:50:04
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I think that there's more people who work in that area.
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Like, I don't know, maybe it's all the square people.
01:50:09
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But it has gotten worse.
01:50:10
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Yeah, so it's further away and the line is longer.
01:50:13
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It used to be that you could go to Blue Bottle and at least it was always my luck that you
01:50:18
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could go and you had to wait, but you had to wait like 10 minutes and it seemed well
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Because even if you wanted to said, "Screw it, I'll just walk to Pete's," Pete's
01:50:27
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there and back was a 20-minute walk.
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Whereas now, yeah, you go there and it is like the line is out and around the corner.
01:50:35
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skip a whole session, maybe like the after-lunch session, if I decide, "Oh, I'm kind of tired,"
01:50:41
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I'll skip after-lunch session. Then I'll take an hour and go to Blue Bottle and then come
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back and just barely make it back in time. But yeah, normally I just go to Pete's because
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it's not amazing, but it's good.
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I saw Matt Honan. You know Matt? He writes at Wired.
01:50:58
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I know of him. I haven't actually met him.
01:51:00
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I saw him tweeting from CES, where he was covering from Wired.
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And he brought a whole coffee apparatus with him to CES
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to make it in his room, because he didn't want to drink mass market coffee.
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Can't blame the guy.
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No, I've never seen that before, though.
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I mean, a lot of hotel rooms have those coffee makers
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in the bathroom, which is always really gross.
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It always kind of feels dirty.
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Oh, it feels super dirty to me.
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Are you putting food-making equipment in a bathroom?
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I mean, I don't know.
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I know, practically speaking, OK, it has a faucet.
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It has a sink.
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That makes sense.
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But I still never feel right.
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I think that the way--
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I don't think that any hotel should put a coffee
01:51:43
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maker in the hotel room.
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I think if they feel that their guests want coffee
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in the morning, they should have coffee in the lobby
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and just give it to them.
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I feel like the little coffee maker in the hotel room
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is the grossest thing in modern hotels.
01:51:58
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Although I will say the one pimping that I can do here that's relevant, it's timely,
01:52:04
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is the hotel in Wellington for web stock that they put us up in as speakers for web stock
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two years ago. What's the name of that hotel? It's the hotel that has the hippopotamus.
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The hippopotamus is the bar. I think it's called the Museum Hotel. Something like that.
01:52:23
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They have, in all the rooms, they have pre-ground packets of coffee, but it's from a local
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roaster and they're pretty good, and they give you a Bodum French press to brew it in
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and an electric kettle to boil the water with. So every morning there in Wellington, I would
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make coffee in this kettle in this French press in my room, and it was the best hotel
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coffee I've ever had.
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All right, but that's different. It wasn't in the bathroom, though, was it?
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No. We had the suites. It was like a whole kitchen. It was really nice.
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Exactly. Right. That's a whole different ballgame. To me, it's not a general opposition
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to making coffee in your hotel room, it's using a shitty little Mr. Coffee in the bathroom.
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You just don't –
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It's kind of demeaning.
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I don't even like it when I see somebody bring a drink into the bathroom. It's like,
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"What are you going to do with that? Are you going to drink that?" I mean, I don't
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Well, it's worse when you see them bring it out of the bathroom because then you know
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– if they bring it in, they could plausibly leave it there.
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Right. Maybe they're going to ditch it. But if it's in a glass or something like
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that, I don't know. Finish it up, get rid of it, and then go to the bathroom. Don't
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Glass in the bathroom.
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Jimmy, Christ.
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It is the – I just looked it up and now it's gone.
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Museum, right?
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Museum Art Hotel.
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In Wellington.
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And that is a perfect segue.
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I saw on Twitter you were working on your old fashions.
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Which it ties into – did you listen to the show Merlin Was On?
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Merlin and I actually talked about this.
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We were at Webstock two years ago in February, and the bar-- this is the Hippopotamus Bar.
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You were going to say Hippopopotamus.
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This is what we all had taken to calling it.
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The Hippopotamus Bar was having a special old-fashioned month where they had an entire
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section-- or maybe it was the entire menu.
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I don't know.
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It was devoted to old-fashioned invariants on the old-fashioned cocktail.
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And there was a great bartender there named Houston.
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So you were working on your Houston-style old-fashioned?
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I was trying to replicate it as best I can.
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So what we had from Houston with the old-fashioned,
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it was Buffalo Trace, which is-- in general,
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Buffalo Trace is my favorite normal bourbon,
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like not ultra special, not cheap, like a normal bourbon.
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If you're going to have a bourbon,
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especially if you're going to be making
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a lot of mixed drinks with it, I highly
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recommend Buffalo Trace.
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Not expensive, though, either, I think,
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here in Pennsylvania.
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- Yeah, not too bad.
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It's not cheap.
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- $23 or so?
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- That's not bad at all.
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- $22, $23, and that compares to, let's say,
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like a bottle of Jim Beam for like maybe $14, $15.
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- Yeah, before this, I was into Knob Creek
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and Woodford Reserve, those are both very good,
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but I think Buffalo Trace is better than both of those,
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in my opinion, at least.
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- I think it's better for old-fashioned.
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And Houston has me convinced,
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and I have made an enormous number of old-fashioneds
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over the last two years,
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and Buffalo Trace you cannot go wrong with, I believe.
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So what I found-- so the Houston recipe was Buffalo Trace
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Demerara sugar, which for-- Demerara sugar, I guess,
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is more popular outside of America, or outside of the US.
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But in the US, it's very similar to light brown sugar.
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It's just sugar with some molasses still in it.
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And so it's kind of between light and dark brown.
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So Buffalo Trace Demerara sugar and some kind of bitters.
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I don't know what kind of bitters he was using.
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And for the citrus element, he used grapefruit.
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So he would do a grapefruit rind.
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He would twist it, burn the oil with a little puff of flame,
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and rub it around the glass and drop it in.
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So grapefruit was a citrus, demerara sugar,
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some kind of bitters, and Buffalo Trace.
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I think I've actually come fairly close.
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I haven't tried it with a fresh grapefruit yet.
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But what I did find-- I have a pretty nice,
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kind of like boutiquey grocery store.
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So I went there, and they sold me Scrappy's Bitters.
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It's a bottle, and it's the grapefruit flavor of bitters.
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And so I used that with Buffalo Trace,
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and I made a simple syrup of Demerara sugar.
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And with just those three ingredients, you know--
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- Is it a one-to-one simple syrup or a two-to-one?
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- I don't know offhand.
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I wrote down, I was just, I was kinda doing it as I went,
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so I wrote down, I used 50 grams of sugar
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to four ounces of hot water.
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So I don't think it's one-to-one,
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But it's weaker than that.
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So yeah, I've been using that, just a little bit of that,
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the bourbon, a good amount of bitters,
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like three or four of the little splashes,
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because it comes out kind of slowly.
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It's like one drop at a time.
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And it's pretty good.
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And no fruit, no ice.
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There's a great site, if you're into making
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your own old-fashioned-- here, I had it open here,
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because I knew we'd talk about this.
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It's oldfashioned101.com.
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And it's a one-page site, very, very simple,
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and it's like here's the five steps to make an old-fashioned,
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here's what an old-fashioned is and isn't.
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And all it is is sugar--
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- Something sweet, something bitter.
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- And the spirit, and that's,
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everything else is optional or shouldn't be there.
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'Cause I love the old-fashioned.
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I'm not that big into most liquor drinks.
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I really don't care for most of them.
01:57:45
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I'm usually more of a snobby craft beer guy.
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But I do like bourbon a lot,
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and so I developed a taste for the old-fashioned
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when either the beer selection somewhere is terrible
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or when it just makes more sense to have liquor
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for context reasons.
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So I've ordered old-fashioneds at a few places,
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and they're usually terrible,
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'cause usually it's like a fruit smoothie in there.
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You wonder what these people were thinking
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when they made it.
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The history of it is convoluted.
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And I think I'm getting this.
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There's a great book that I have.
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I recommend it highly.
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I'll put a link in the show totes.
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But the book is called Bitters.
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It's by a guy named Brad Thomas Parsons.
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And the whole book is ostensibly just about bitters,
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not even cocktails in general, just bitters.
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But then it's got drink recipes
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and the old fashioned is the original.
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I'm always so disappointed when I go to a bar that looks like they might have a real
01:58:46
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old-fashioned, a good old-fashioned.
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There's got to be a name for it.
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I think that in this bitters book that Brad Parsons has a name for that old-fashioned.
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I can't think of it offhand, though, but he has a good disparaging name for it.
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I'll give you my old-fashioned recipe.
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Here's my old-fashioned recipe.
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I'm a big fan of Fee Brothers bitters.
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F-E-E Brothers.
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I've heard of them.
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I haven't seen them yet, but I heard of them.
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You can get them on Amazon.
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I think they sell them through a third party seller called KegWorks.
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And maybe it'd be better to just go to kegworks.com.
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I don't know.
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But if you go to Amazon and search for Fee Brothers, you'll find it.
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They have a sampler where you can get--
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I think there's at least four varieties, which is A,
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they're standard bitters, which are like their take on Angostura bitters,
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which I think I like a little better than Angostura.
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But I'm not quite sure what would happen if I did a blind taste test.
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But they're at least as good.
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They have orange bitters, grapefruit bitters, and lemon bitters.
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So I think their four-pack is regular Angostura, orange, lemon, grapefruit.
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I really like the orange bitters.
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So my old-fashioned recipe-- two small dashes of orange bitters,
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Fee Brothers, two small dashes of their regular bitters,
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their Angostura bitters.
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One Demerara-- how do you pronounce it?
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Yeah, Demerara.
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Demerara Sugar Cube.
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little bit of water, just a little bit, just enough to get the sugar cube dissolved.
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But, here's the thing, I always take it out of a SodaStream bottle, a little bit of fizzy water.
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Just a little, just enough in the mixing thing to get the sugar to dissolve.
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You're violating one of these rules on this site.
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Which is what, you never add water?
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There is no Celsius soda water, ginger ale, or lemon soda in an old-fashioned.
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See, I just put a little bit, there's no bubbles in the drink, you don't taste any carbonation in the drink.
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See, that's where I think what they're talking about.
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I don't know.
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I like it with the--
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It's not like half seltzer.
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I think it just makes more fun to muddle up the sugar cube if you see bubbles exploding.
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See, that's why the reason I make the syrup in advance is I have zero tolerance for having
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to try to dissolve sugar in cold water.
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It's such a pain, and I never get it all.
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It's like, same thing with iced coffee.
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If anything, that's on my list of things to try is to start keeping some simple syrup
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in the fridge.
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Can you carbonate simple syrup?
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- Well, the SodaStream warns you not to carbonate
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anything but plain water, like not sweeten it first.
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- 'Cause when you make soda with it,
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they tell you to make the water first
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and then throw shit in later.
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- Right, presumably 'cause they don't wanna get sugar
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and stuff all up in the nozzle
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and have it all get infected.
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I assume-- - Can you boil it?
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Can you make the fizzy water and then boil it?
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Or that would take all the carbonation out of it?
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- It would probably take most of it out
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if it didn't take all of it out.
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- Wouldn't hurt, though.
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You don't need to dissolve it in hot water.
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It just takes way longer in cold water.
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So you could try it, but then how long would it really
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stay fizzy in the fridge?
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I don't think.
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With the amount of water I'm putting into the old fashioned,
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I'm willing to bet that it doesn't make a damn bit
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of difference.
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So it's probably just me being a goof,
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thinking I'm being clever by using it.
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But anyway, just enough water.
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Muddle that up.
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Get that sugar cube as dissolved as you can get it.
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Put a whole bunch of big fistful of cracked ice in there,
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two ounces of bourbon.
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Stir that thing for as long as you can bear to stir it.
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Just sit there and stir it for, I don't know, 30, 40 seconds.
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And that's it.
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Then strain it.
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Put it in a glass with one big-ass ice cube.
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And then orange peel, lemon peel,
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whatever you've got in the house, some kind of citrus peel.
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Put it on top.
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Now, how do you manage your naked fruits?
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Like, I haven't yet gotten into the peels part of it
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yet because I'm not going to take part of lemon off,
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and what do I do with the rest of that lemon?
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- Well, you put it in the fridge.
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- Yeah, so eventually you have a half or fully naked lemon
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in the fridge that's just going bad.
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It just kind of, I don't know.
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- Yeah, you end up throwing away some lemons.
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I'll eat the oranges sometimes,
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but I end up throwing some of that away.
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- I guess lemons cost like a quarter each right now.
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- I effectively buy an awful lot of citrus fruit
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that I only use for the rinds.
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If I could just buy fresh lemon and orange rinds, I would do that.
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But you can't.
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You can get dry ones, but it kind of ruins the point of this point.
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But this is another one.
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This is another case where even a guy-- and I really do not
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have any kind of cooking aptitude.
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I'm not good at that.
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I don't have the patience for it.
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But I'll tell you what.
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I think anybody, any even true klutz in the kitchen,
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can learn to make a world-class old-fashioned,
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like an old-fashioned that is as good as anybody in the world can afford or will make. It doesn't
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take anything more than $20 bourbon, sugar cubes, and a lemon you can get at any supermarket
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or an orange.
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Tim Cynova Yeah. I mean, that's like I was so surprised
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when I attempted to replicate these awesome old-fashioned that we've been thinking about
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for two years that we had in New Zealand. I attempted to replicate it three days ago
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and just like my second try was perfect because it turns out they were just doing really good
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ingredients like they weren't doing any crazy special things like my like it was really
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easy to replicate that or at least get very very close to it because it is really that
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simple yeah and that's one thing too that uh houston down there at the hip hop eponymous
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he was very very generous about his technique like once we fell in love with the drink and
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we started hectoring up about it. He was almost conducting a clinic for us each time he made
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Yeah, and we were having him make like eight at a time to satisfy our increasingly growing
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crowd that always just wanted those. So we were constantly watching him make more of
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them, so it was easy to pick it up.
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And I'm looking at Amazon. You can get the Fee Brothers bidder. I mean, bidders is not
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as—you're not going to go bust building your little bidders collection. A bottle of
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Fee Brothers is like 10 bucks.
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see my bottle of grapefruit was like 20 so I was I was a little on the fence
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about buying it but then I realized you know you only use like a drop at a time
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right uh yeah gotta say my scrappies grapefruit is really good does fee
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brothers offer a grapefruit they do I said they have orange lemon grapefruit
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and then the aromatic they call it aromatic the angus but that's
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effectively angust or Oh cherry they also have cherry I've never tried that
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in three years when I finally go through this bottle of bitters maybe I'll buy
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there's next they have rhubarb bitters see I don't know what the hell that is
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it's it's one of those filler fruits they put in pies and nobody likes peach
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bitters they have peach Aztec chocolate cocktail bitters boy fee brothers has a
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lot of bitters I haven't tried these it's fairly extensive yeah I don't know
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if fee brothers has a website let me see before we sign off
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can I just take a guess are they a Brooklyn company that doesn't say they
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They do. I just took a guess. I didn't even Google it. No, they're in Rochester, Rochester,
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Okay. All right. I got the state right, at least.
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So you can go to feebrothers.com and see more. Anyway, they're great, and it's fantastic.
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According to Wikipedia, they offer vacuum-sealed venison flavored.
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To me, it's funny that we're doing this.
02:06:04
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It's all too specific.
02:06:06
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It's perfect that we're doing this at nighttime because typical talk shows are recorded in
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And it pairs well with the Tonks thing too though because to me start my day trying to make the best coffee
02:06:16
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I possibly can and then at night, you know make it perfect old-fashioned
02:06:20
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Can't go wrong can't go wrong. It's so easy
02:06:23
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We should get fee brothers to sponsor the show and Buffalo Trace and Buffalo Trace those bastards
02:06:29
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Alright Marco. Thank you very much for being it. This is a long show, but I thought I think it was very thanks
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I think it's worth it