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00:00:01   the incomparable number 325 November [TS]

00:00:09   welcome back everybody to that is the [TS]

00:00:14   recording technically the largest [TS]

00:00:16   podcast on the internet when you count [TS]

00:00:19   panelists instead listeners are here [TS]

00:00:24   live in anaheim at the now hear this [TS]

00:00:26   podcast festival and I have an amazing [TS]

00:00:29   panel of nine people to introduce to you [TS]

00:00:32   today [TS]

00:00:33   now what I'm also hearing is a new [TS]

00:00:35   episode rather than force everybody on [TS]

00:00:37   the panel to watch a movie or a TV show [TS]

00:00:40   or read a book that they didn't want to [TS]

00:00:41   read i wanted to make this as expansive [TS]

00:00:43   as possible so we're gonna do a draft we [TS]

00:00:45   love drafting things if you're not [TS]

00:00:46   familiar with the concept of drafting [TS]

00:00:48   everybody gets to pick something in [TS]

00:00:50   order and if somebody picks it then [TS]

00:00:52   nobody else gets to pick it and [TS]

00:00:53   sometimes that can be frustrating but we [TS]

00:00:55   do is strap ridiculous things so in this [TS]

00:00:58   episode we're going to be drafting [TS]

00:00:59   supervillains and/or monsters now if you [TS]

00:01:04   listened to our Saturday Night Live [TS]

00:01:06   Panel of a panel draft cast draft [TS]

00:01:09   whatever whatever collect your cast raft [TS]

00:01:11   what we did at the beginning was give [TS]

00:01:13   everybody phil hartman everybody got a [TS]

00:01:16   phil hartman on their team and they can [TS]

00:01:17   fill in the rest of them I want to do [TS]

00:01:18   that today too so for the supervillain [TS]

00:01:20   monster draft everybody gets Lex [TS]

00:01:22   Friedman I don't want him and I reject [TS]

00:01:26   milex you can if you want but now i'm [TS]

00:01:29   going to introduce to you my panelists [TS]

00:01:32   and ask them [TS]

00:01:33   Lex Friedman super villain or monster [TS]

00:01:36   Erica and sign we're moving from left to [TS]

00:01:38   right [TS]

00:01:39   hi Erica hello I think that Lex Friedman [TS]

00:01:42   is a super villain because yesterday at [TS]

00:01:44   roscoes I saw him make a knife disappear [TS]

00:01:47   and supervillains off often have magical [TS]

00:01:49   powers so super villain for sure I'm [TS]

00:01:51   next up David jail or I'm gonna say [TS]

00:01:55   monstrous supervillain because he has a [TS]

00:02:00   little radio thing in his ear that he's [TS]

00:02:02   using to escape from people when he [TS]

00:02:04   doesn't want to talk to them so it's not [TS]

00:02:05   hooked up to anything I know I know it's [TS]

00:02:08   just static Stephen Japan ski I only [TS]

00:02:13   just met Lex yesterday but definitely a [TS]

00:02:17   monster [TS]

00:02:18   okay good [TS]

00:02:19   Pauline sims yeah i think i've got a [TS]

00:02:22   goatee monsters well alrighty monster [TS]

00:02:25   dan more'n history's worst monster and [TS]

00:02:29   he knows why now to my left at the kids [TS]

00:02:34   table brian hamilton apropos of nothing [TS]

00:02:37   I think Lex is a monster because he's [TS]

00:02:40   monstrously good-looking while the rules [TS]

00:02:45   are being broken early Steve lots [TS]

00:02:47   hello Jason hello Steve what do you have [TS]

00:02:50   to like Friedman monster super going oh [TS]

00:02:52   we're doing a thing we RNA is the show [TS]

00:02:55   unfortunately all right Alex Friedman up [TS]

00:02:58   there is that him probably am gonna say [TS]

00:03:00   super monster recording rocket excellent [TS]

00:03:05   also is Steve on this one disappointed I [TS]

00:03:08   was told there'd be a cat box here 4a [TS]

00:03:10   for proper podcasting it's under the [TS]

00:03:13   stage [TS]

00:03:13   ok it's a loot crate box i'll just get [TS]

00:03:15   under there saying in there [TS]

00:03:17   ok alright that'll work Monty Ashley [TS]

00:03:19   first I would like the home listener to [TS]

00:03:21   know that Steve actually looked under [TS]

00:03:23   his table to do a little physical comedy [TS]

00:03:25   for this audio podcasting is a live [TS]

00:03:27   audience they appreciated [TS]

00:03:28   o villain definitely building going to [TS]

00:03:31   prevailing though i'm downgrading no [TS]

00:03:32   interesting and Joe rosenstiel I've [TS]

00:03:36   never met Lex but listen to him for a [TS]

00:03:38   long time so is a villain right all [TS]

00:03:41   right without a that out of the way [TS]

00:03:43   we're going to proceed from left to [TS]

00:03:45   right across the stage and the kids [TS]

00:03:46   table and everybody is going to choose [TS]

00:03:48   for their team of villainy and [TS]

00:03:51   monstrousness a super villain or a [TS]

00:03:55   monster and then at the end of the round [TS]

00:03:56   I will get to pick something and i'll be [TS]

00:03:57   very sad because none of the things i [TS]

00:03:59   wanted will already have been taken [TS]

00:04:00   Erica and sign it's your first pick in [TS]

00:04:03   the supervillain monster draft what [TS]

00:04:04   would you like to take well it is my [TS]

00:04:07   contractual obligation to mention doctor [TS]

00:04:09   who at least once on every episode of [TS]

00:04:11   the incomparable my mom so I'm going to [TS]

00:04:13   start off with a doctor who pick i'm [TS]

00:04:15   going to go with the master if any [TS]

00:04:17   villain on doctor who is a super villain [TS]

00:04:19   would be the master he has had many [TS]

00:04:22   bodies he sometimes has the power to [TS]

00:04:24   shoot lightning out of his fingers he [TS]

00:04:26   can hypnotize people he can shrink them [TS]

00:04:29   I mean he's got a lot of the classic [TS]

00:04:30   super villain [TS]

00:04:31   factors hideout he keeps dying and then [TS]

00:04:35   just coming back for know with no [TS]

00:04:37   explanation yes that's that that is one [TS]

00:04:38   of his best qualities is just that he [TS]

00:04:40   reappears and doesn't want to explain it [TS]

00:04:42   because why bother [TS]

00:04:43   it has a gun that can shrink people down [TS]

00:04:45   into tiny dolls [TS]

00:04:47   mhm yeah that's not even a gun it's like [TS]

00:04:48   a wand it's almost like a magic wand [TS]

00:04:51   mmm interesting yes alright the master [TS]

00:04:54   the master yahoo on my on my team first [TS]

00:04:56   sadly he rarely like you never actually [TS]

00:04:58   wins but most supervillains I guess [TS]

00:05:00   don't know that no generally not unless [TS]

00:05:03   you like really depressing things [TS]

00:05:04   hitting David what would you like to [TS]

00:05:08   take in this very important draft of [TS]

00:05:10   terrible things [TS]

00:05:11   well i was thinking you know monster or [TS]

00:05:15   supervillain monsters supervillain I [TS]

00:05:16   thought about Donald Trump because he [TS]

00:05:18   plausibly fits both that's too obvious [TS]

00:05:20   but you have to actually be a [TS]

00:05:23   billionaire to be a supervillain so now [TS]

00:05:25   mom who topical this obvious was gonna [TS]

00:05:28   really age well yeah yeah I i was saying [TS]

00:05:32   hello from 1984 so you know but I'm [TS]

00:05:36   gonna go with a supervillain he is the [TS]

00:05:39   head of the Evil League of Evil bad [TS]

00:05:42   horse because I mean aside from being [TS]

00:05:46   the head of the legal eagle evil each of [TS]

00:05:49   the that thing evil League of Evil [TS]

00:05:51   League of Evil if he had just accepted [TS]

00:05:54   dr horrible at the beginning of the [TS]

00:05:56   story spoiler horn penny would still be [TS]

00:05:59   alive today [TS]

00:06:00   spoilers for web video series released [TS]

00:06:02   10 years ago [TS]

00:06:04   yeah as for monster captain hammer dare [TS]

00:06:07   you [TS]

00:06:07   so so you only get to pick the item [TS]

00:06:09   debit so bad bad I'm going I'm going [TS]

00:06:11   with passwords from dr horrible's [TS]

00:06:12   sing-along blog that horse doesn't have [TS]

00:06:14   any dialogue but is an actual horse [TS]

00:06:17   right but a great song [TS]

00:06:19   yes alright we have we have the master [TS]

00:06:22   and bad for Steven something terrible [TS]

00:06:25   I haven't decided that this is a monster [TS]

00:06:27   or a supervillain perhaps we help you we [TS]

00:06:29   can get to the bottom of this but this [TS]

00:06:31   person created a world where people [TS]

00:06:35   flourished and thrives and enjoyed life [TS]

00:06:38   and then this person tried to change [TS]

00:06:40   that and recreated the world and created [TS]

00:06:43   a new world that was much worse off and [TS]

00:06:45   then the worst thing is to recreate the [TS]

00:06:48   original world that we so loved and we [TS]

00:06:50   could never get it back and that man's [TS]

00:06:52   name is George Lucas sick so i don't [TS]

00:07:02   know if that is a monster or a [TS]

00:07:04   supervillain what does everybody think [TS]

00:07:05   monster little bit on sir have each [TS]

00:07:08   column i think a little monster [TS]

00:07:10   alright though the general consensus is [TS]

00:07:11   monster i'm gonna i'm gonna go with that [TS]

00:07:14   so so monstrous because of the prequels [TS]

00:07:16   in specific and also because of trying [TS]

00:07:19   to wipe our minds of the past by [TS]

00:07:22   throwing an awful band in to replace max [TS]

00:07:25   rebo see in return of the jedi see that [TS]

00:07:28   is a supervillain move there that is so [TS]

00:07:30   it is a hard I see what you're saying [TS]

00:07:31   it's a hard choice very difficult he's [TS]

00:07:33   done monstrous things as a supervillain [TS]

00:07:35   oh I think that but he has to so I'm [TS]

00:07:39   gonna go with supervillain I think [TS]

00:07:41   supervillains about this is podcasting [TS]

00:07:43   specifically because of the max rebo [TS]

00:07:45   thing very top of a very long list yes [TS]

00:07:50   Marty max rebo pushes him over all right [TS]

00:07:52   allene a monster [TS]

00:07:54   this is my casting that ok so i'm [TS]

00:08:00   picking I have to a harry potter villain [TS]

00:08:04   the harry potter villain Lord Voldemort [TS]

00:08:06   because he has harnessed the power of [TS]

00:08:10   evil in truly evil ways and i do not [TS]

00:08:13   think that someone gets any more Super [TS]

00:08:16   villainous than Lord Baltimore does you [TS]

00:08:19   said his name several times do not have [TS]

00:08:22   solution fear of that Union nineties [TS]

00:08:24   it's ok we're safe now [TS]

00:08:26   ok again to go back to super villains of [TS]

00:08:29   the past one of their traits is that [TS]

00:08:31   they die and come back [TS]

00:08:32   Baltimore already did it I've a one-time [TS]

00:08:35   modern Jason I believe in harry potter i [TS]

00:08:37   believe in the Boy Who Lived okay yeah [TS]

00:08:40   Voldemort is scary yeah it definitely [TS]

00:08:42   scary Dumbledore was even I think a [TS]

00:08:44   little afraid of him that's that's [TS]

00:08:46   pretty incredible you know when you said [TS]

00:08:48   villain from harry potter i immediately [TS]

00:08:50   thought of snape spoilers for harry [TS]

00:08:52   potter but snape is it turns out not to [TS]

00:08:54   be a villain in the end [TS]

00:08:55   sort of but he's kind of a jerk right i [TS]

00:08:57   mean it's sort of [TS]

00:08:58   one but super about him magic magic [TS]

00:09:01   magic but he's totally nu he's really [TS]

00:09:06   great at potions but yeah I'm will have [TS]

00:09:10   to debate that lets not litigate snape [TS]

00:09:11   now because he's still on the board dan [TS]

00:09:13   what is your choice in this first round [TS]

00:09:14   of the supervillain monster draft Jason [TS]

00:09:17   evil comes in many forms and the my pic [TS]

00:09:20   here is a evil of many different names a [TS]

00:09:24   true Prince of Darkness a great cloud [TS]

00:09:28   over everything that is good and [TS]

00:09:29   wonderful life that the Great Satan [TS]

00:09:31   itself saving as DC the a monster is [TS]

00:09:37   singing a supervillain i don't know i [TS]

00:09:38   think again I think perhaps a little bit [TS]

00:09:40   about you know that's a lot of need [TS]

00:09:43   well that's a that's an interesting [TS]

00:09:45   perspective Steve but you know he's [TS]

00:09:48   clearly a creature of many powers he is [TS]

00:09:52   also named five disappeared but you can [TS]

00:09:56   hear you can corrupt people's souls [TS]

00:09:58   that's one good at lying he can fly [TS]

00:10:00   master want you to know you can shoot [TS]

00:10:03   laser beams out of his eyes / 3 i'm not [TS]

00:10:05   sure that's cannon 23 he can sing [TS]

00:10:09   karaoke really badly for okay i know [TS]

00:10:13   that was expected or Satan's you know I [TS]

00:10:15   just met Kevin and forged an entire [TS]

00:10:17   kingdom using his fallen angel powers as [TS]

00:10:19   netherworld that's actually one shot but [TS]

00:10:21   I'll allow it continued lame but yeah [TS]

00:10:23   yeah so I think you know he if you want [TS]

00:10:26   to go specific he's appeared in many [TS]

00:10:28   different media forms over the world [TS]

00:10:29   over the lifetime we've got to get my [TS]

00:10:31   public domain yeah exactly he's got the [TS]

00:10:33   Bible you got your paradise lost [TS]

00:10:34   supernatural which is probably in the [TS]

00:10:37   top three with those things supernatural [TS]

00:10:39   dan yeah that's right after Paradise [TS]

00:10:42   Lost right in the immediately the Bible [TS]

00:10:44   nervous lost the signal agile yeah [TS]

00:10:46   that's pretty much how that works oh [TS]

00:10:47   yeah i feel like uh Satan Lucifer the [TS]

00:10:49   devil whatever you want to call them up [TS]

00:10:51   some monster supervillain alright [TS]

00:10:54   Satan's off the board people suckers [TS]

00:10:57   already backups hope you got backups [TS]

00:10:59   moving to my left [TS]

00:11:01   brian hamilton so i took this [TS]

00:11:04   supervillain monster draft as a [TS]

00:11:07   challenge to create the best halloween [TS]

00:11:09   party guests [TS]

00:11:10   of any ground [TS]

00:11:13   whatwhat three monsters are super [TS]

00:11:15   villains living or dead would you have [TS]

00:11:17   over for halloween is that what's [TS]

00:11:19   happening here [TS]

00:11:20   yes okay well any great halloween party [TS]

00:11:23   needs a bartender in with an open bar so [TS]

00:11:25   i would like to pick star of Stephen [TS]

00:11:28   King's shining Jack Torrance as my [TS]

00:11:30   halloween parties bartender and my [TS]

00:11:32   number-one draft pick for this draft he [TS]

00:11:34   hasn't in with a swanky ghost crowd make [TS]

00:11:37   an awesome party party attendee and he [TS]

00:11:40   would serve some pretty awesome drinks [TS]

00:11:41   I think hair of the dog that bicha and [TS]

00:11:44   he would get Lloyd his bartender friend [TS]

00:11:46   to help him out [TS]

00:11:47   you'll be fantastic in addition to you [TS]

00:11:48   know the shining being one of my [TS]

00:11:49   favorite movies of all time he was gonna [TS]

00:11:52   give you some credit there for picking a [TS]

00:11:53   villain from a book like clean but you [TS]

00:11:56   went directly to the movies and i'm [TS]

00:11:58   going to the movie I've never read the [TS]

00:11:59   book but I have locations is jack is he [TS]

00:12:02   really the monster or super villain or [TS]

00:12:05   is he the victim [TS]

00:12:06   I i can test [TS]

00:12:10   yes well next challenge listening he [TS]

00:12:14   does monstrous things he does but it is [TS]

00:12:17   it really him or is it yours again just [TS]

00:12:21   like that about any monster any villain [TS]

00:12:23   really you know something may have [TS]

00:12:24   happened to any villain in his childhood [TS]

00:12:26   or her childhood can make them the way [TS]

00:12:28   they are my kind of or he was possessed [TS]

00:12:30   but that's what happens when your [TS]

00:12:33   vacation in colorado in the winter [TS]

00:12:35   ok I'm from Colorado side really take [TS]

00:12:38   issue with that statement David you [TS]

00:12:39   you're safe you're safe from cholera it [TS]

00:12:43   was the vacation i think the term [TS]

00:12:45   monsters brian has turned us all against [TS]

00:12:47   ourselves and working backup and rascal [TS]

00:12:52   long time are you picking Jack Nicholson [TS]

00:12:54   or I'm still confused on this maybe was [TS]

00:12:57   picking Steven Weber from the TV version [TS]

00:12:59   know that was non-stress alright you you [TS]

00:13:03   get you get jack on the shine and yes [TS]

00:13:05   Steve what's your monster or and/or [TS]

00:13:08   supervillain well Jason I suppose this [TS]

00:13:12   is inevitable so we might as well get it [TS]

00:13:13   out of the way [TS]

00:13:14   I'm gonna take Skeletor Masters of the [TS]

00:13:18   Universe do not encourage this [TS]

00:13:23   this podcast is over the amazing thing [TS]

00:13:27   about Skeletor is he managed to be a [TS]

00:13:29   memorable villain in what is basically a [TS]

00:13:31   toy commercial and not just a toy [TS]

00:13:32   commercial but a toy commercial whose [TS]

00:13:34   hero is just a muscly dude in a [TS]

00:13:37   loincloth with a pageboy haircut that's [TS]

00:13:39   not that exciting in the villains [TS]

00:13:42   surrounding Skeletor aren't that [TS]

00:13:43   exciting don't hear people talking about [TS]

00:13:44   mermen anymore don't hear a lot of [TS]

00:13:46   people going off about stink or maybe [TS]

00:13:48   stink or a little bit but Skeletor [TS]

00:13:51   people remember and that's because [TS]

00:13:53   apparently the toy designer at mattel [TS]

00:13:55   who came up with Skeletor wanted to make [TS]

00:13:57   him the stuff of children's nightmares [TS]

00:13:58   you want to traumatize kids so he gave [TS]

00:14:01   him like this creepy ripped blue body [TS]

00:14:02   with claws [TS]

00:14:04   I don't know I you may not realize this [TS]

00:14:06   city unless you had one of the early [TS]

00:14:07   figures but he doesn't have regular feet [TS]

00:14:09   he's got like three talents that he [TS]

00:14:12   somehow put into these weird purple [TS]

00:14:13   boots [TS]

00:14:14   I don't know it's strange and then on [TS]

00:14:15   top of that the dude has a yellow skull [TS]

00:14:17   for ahead and I don't know what the [TS]

00:14:20   transition looks like between the body [TS]

00:14:22   and the yellow skull [TS]

00:14:23   it's always hidden behind the hood under [TS]

00:14:25   the hood at least until it's better than [TS]

00:14:28   don't know Steve so anyway he's totally [TS]

00:14:30   inappropriate for children which is like [TS]

00:14:32   kids love him and anybody who saw him as [TS]

00:14:36   a child has an intelligent indelible [TS]

00:14:38   image of a yellow skull kind of burnt [TS]

00:14:40   into the back of their fear centers so [TS]

00:14:43   yeah that makes them cool IM super [TS]

00:14:46   villain or monster I i would say both [TS]

00:14:48   right [TS]

00:14:49   why can't you be both I can be both [TS]

00:14:51   Jason get you a guy from my saves both [TS]

00:14:53   Jason yeah i like to imagine the guys at [TS]

00:14:56   filmation like the executives coming in [TS]

00:14:58   Indian seeing those initial storyboards [TS]

00:15:00   and saying oh my god we can't put this [TS]

00:15:02   guy on the screen we're going to be [TS]

00:15:03   paying for kids therapy bills for the [TS]

00:15:04   next 30 years and I think that's [TS]

00:15:06   probably why they gave him that really [TS]

00:15:08   goofy voice I you know they probably [TS]

00:15:10   figured you'd be less terrifying if he [TS]

00:15:12   sounded like jonah Jameson has been [TS]

00:15:13   huffing helium for the last 20 minutes [TS]

00:15:16   no seriously though I mean you look at a [TS]

00:15:18   menu think there's gonna be like this [TS]

00:15:19   supportable death rattle that comes out [TS]

00:15:21   of them and then it turns out it's like [TS]

00:15:23   a munchkin has been smoking for a lot of [TS]

00:15:24   years so yeah I mean in spite of that [TS]

00:15:28   people remember Skeletor is this [TS]

00:15:29   incredible badass and I think anybody [TS]

00:15:32   can pull that off gets my vote so is he [TS]

00:15:35   a monster is the supervillain wait [TS]

00:15:38   you're both right [TS]

00:15:39   anyway Skeletor he's mine I got him all [TS]

00:15:42   right and the rest you can eat it the UH [TS]

00:15:45   seriously main character that show is [TS]

00:15:48   named t-man t-man who he dash man he [TS]

00:15:54   been ok one guy in a loincloth [TS]

00:15:56   well that's why wouldn't we remember [TS]

00:15:57   that guy ever known for Skeletor I don't [TS]

00:16:00   know and maybe she raw ok alright maybe [TS]

00:16:03   had a little thing for Shira well [TS]

00:16:04   Stephen we present a deep into that but [TS]

00:16:06   I will if you'd like i think i I'm I'm [TS]

00:16:10   actually surprised by this pic if only [TS]

00:16:11   because I thought that you would not [TS]

00:16:12   give the people what they wanted [TS]

00:16:14   oh no I'm a complete whore ok Monty you [TS]

00:16:19   don't get the pics either skate Satan or [TS]

00:16:21   Skeletor or george lucas and various [TS]

00:16:24   others I feel like there's been a lot of [TS]

00:16:26   supervillains picked and i'm going to [TS]

00:16:28   pick a monster i'm going to pick the [TS]

00:16:29   best monster don't do it I'm gonna make [TS]

00:16:32   a monster is so versatile he can work as [TS]

00:16:35   a superhero or a waiter don't do it I'm [TS]

00:16:38   going to pick a monster who if I could [TS]

00:16:41   give spoilers for a book from 1971 if at [TS]

00:16:44   the end of the end of this book i'm [TS]

00:16:46   picking Grover because Grover is the [TS]

00:16:51   best monster and everybody knows it [TS]

00:16:53   I'm going to dramatically line Grover [TS]

00:16:55   out of my pics list now [TS]

00:16:57   Thank You Monty scratching off of mine [TS]

00:16:59   too but hey Team Blue what can't overdo [TS]

00:17:04   he's not a very good waiter to be [TS]

00:17:07   perfect [TS]

00:17:08   I don't think he ever got anything right [TS]

00:17:10   that's ok you how was everybody's pass [TS]

00:17:15   everybody let's go over right [TS]

00:17:16   Grover Grover I i have no debating for [TS]

00:17:19   Grover wait what about Super Grover was [TS]

00:17:22   that a separate picture the same pitch [TS]

00:17:23   in the same pic right guy that's just [TS]

00:17:25   one of the aspects of the many facets of [TS]

00:17:27   Grover you guys all have villains i have [TS]

00:17:29   a monster who is a superhero ready to [TS]

00:17:31   fight all right full disclosure I was [TS]

00:17:33   Grover for Halloween one year [TS]

00:17:35   okay I believe it after [TS]

00:17:37   I believe it to Joe and it yes [TS]

00:17:40   yeah don't don't pick rover or Satan [TS]

00:17:43   saying really case with a little in [TS]

00:17:45   between i also think that you know you [TS]

00:17:47   got a lot of villains so I want to do [TS]

00:17:48   with the monster out and what's creepier [TS]

00:17:53   weirder we're monstrous then a monster [TS]

00:17:56   that can be anything and so of course [TS]

00:17:58   i'm picking the thing from john [TS]

00:17:59   carpenter's the thing because that is [TS]

00:18:02   scary and disturbing and you don't know [TS]

00:18:04   who could be the thing or how many of [TS]

00:18:07   the people you know could be the thing [TS]

00:18:09   or a thing was like the glorious game of [TS]

00:18:11   secret Hitler sure that my pic the thing [TS]

00:18:18   from from john carpenter's algo not [TS]

00:18:21   walking carrot from the howard hawks [TS]

00:18:23   knew now that one [TS]

00:18:24   Frankenstein's carrot know how much you [TS]

00:18:27   get it still on the table if someone [TS]

00:18:28   wants that I approve of the thing is a [TS]

00:18:31   pic because you gotta love a monster who [TS]

00:18:33   is not afraid to do everything in the [TS]

00:18:35   grossest way humanly possible are [TS]

00:18:37   monstrously possible i guess more [TS]

00:18:38   appropriately that's your mission [TS]

00:18:39   statement is misty yeah i'm here at your [TS]

00:18:41   shape-shifting monster from outer space [TS]

00:18:43   and somebody's about to discover that [TS]

00:18:44   you're not the scientists you claim you [TS]

00:18:46   are you could just grow claws and [TS]

00:18:48   scratch the guy or bite him and run away [TS]

00:18:50   but no the thing decides to open his [TS]

00:18:52   chest cavity and choose the guy's arms [TS]

00:18:53   off with jaws that grow out of the [TS]

00:18:55   inside of his chest and then it's a head [TS]

00:18:58   grows spider claws and he scuttles away [TS]

00:18:59   under a table somewhere that's that [TS]

00:19:02   style put style yeah give you some Flair [TS]

00:19:05   important rules question does choosing [TS]

00:19:07   the thing from the thing take the thing [TS]

00:19:09   from the Fantastic Four off the table [TS]

00:19:11   no okay just you have to prove to me [TS]

00:19:12   that he's a villain or monster [TS]

00:19:14   ok he's sort of monsters are on series [TS]

00:19:16   I'll the guys that are ok well if you [TS]

00:19:19   want to use the pic for that thing you [TS]

00:19:20   can thing one and thing two still on the [TS]

00:19:22   table [TS]

00:19:23   alright I guess what anyone thinks you [TS]

00:19:25   also available what about thing from The [TS]

00:19:28   Addams Family [TS]

00:19:29   oh yeah okay finger after that's not [TS]

00:19:32   that's not my next pick [TS]

00:19:34   no no okay so I i get i get to make my [TS]

00:19:36   picket here at the end of the round and [TS]

00:19:37   although Monty came close to picking my [TS]

00:19:39   number one pick he missed it by a little [TS]

00:19:41   I i I'm afraid to put more muffins in [TS]

00:19:44   the Fertile eight don't do it happen no [TS]

00:19:46   no it's got it he's got a horrible [TS]

00:19:48   eating disorder [TS]

00:19:49   Jason know and yet nothing seems to go [TS]

00:19:53   down it just goes everywhere so he's a [TS]

00:19:55   mess and can control his appetites of [TS]

00:19:57   course be one cookie it's in the name [TS]

00:20:00   he's a monster [TS]

00:20:01   it is cookie monster and I get him all [TS]

00:20:04   my cookies are goin now Damn You chases [TS]

00:20:07   know Jason Jason technically I'm not [TS]

00:20:09   sure he's a monster that's a family name [TS]

00:20:11   in a long line of monsters Rover Red [TS]

00:20:16   Monster his father night John monster [TS]

00:20:19   yeah Jon Lester John monster it's part [TS]

00:20:20   of the family mmm alright spoilers for [TS]

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00:22:07   right i got cookie monster and how that [TS]

00:22:08   happened and that and erica is shaking [TS]

00:22:11   your head at me cuz we're in round two [TS]

00:22:13   now Erica are you gonna pick it's not [TS]

00:22:14   cookie monster will tell you that damn [TS]

00:22:16   it i thought about going with Cookie [TS]

00:22:18   Monster first building no I'll stick to [TS]

00:22:20   my stick my stick [TS]

00:22:22   I'll go with the doctor who monster and [TS]

00:22:23   I didn't prepare terribly well for this [TS]

00:22:25   draft because I didn't know how many we [TS]

00:22:26   would actually get through so i was [TS]

00:22:28   ready with Cookie Monster and figured [TS]

00:22:29   and wing it from there and clearly haha [TS]

00:22:31   but the ground to be and I think Erica's [TS]

00:22:34   out of pics [TS]

00:22:35   it's a sad to think so you know what I'm [TS]

00:22:37   just gonna stick with Doctor Who so yep [TS]

00:22:40   why not what yeah surprise surprise I [TS]

00:22:42   Wayne mmm yeah pretty much so i'm going [TS]

00:22:45   to go with the person who I think is the [TS]

00:22:47   second biggest super villain in all of [TS]

00:22:49   Doctor Who and that is Davros the [TS]

00:22:51   creator of the Daleks who I don't think [TS]

00:22:55   are actually monsters I think he's a [TS]

00:22:56   supervillain I don't think he created [TS]

00:22:58   monsters I think they're just terrible [TS]

00:23:00   terrible people in little machines so we [TS]

00:23:02   have this conversation yesterday when we [TS]

00:23:03   have discussing we've been pre-gaming [TS]

00:23:05   this draft love and 24 hours now and I [TS]

00:23:09   said the Daleks were monsters [TS]

00:23:10   nope and you said that i'm being an [TS]

00:23:12   alien races yeah yeah they're just [TS]

00:23:14   aliens they are i mean we don't like the [TS]

00:23:17   mutated humans really i mean when you [TS]

00:23:19   humanoids when it comes down to it so [TS]

00:23:21   yeah so instead you go without since i'm [TS]

00:23:24   going to address who is clearly a [TS]

00:23:25   supervillain I mean he created this this [TS]

00:23:27   whole but genetically modified race of [TS]

00:23:31   things people ish is many times Kahneman [TS]

00:23:34   back you coming back [TS]

00:23:36   yep I mean he well for a long time we [TS]

00:23:37   thought he didn't actually have eyes and [TS]

00:23:39   we saw through like a weird jewel in his [TS]

00:23:40   forehead recently found out that's not [TS]

00:23:42   the case he said I this whole time just [TS]

00:23:45   kept them closed for some reason he's [TS]

00:23:47   also creepy as all get-out [TS]

00:23:49   yes that's not going to say but he's [TS]

00:23:51   creepy yes kind of monsters looking but [TS]

00:23:54   definitely definitely a supervillain [TS]

00:23:55   alright doctor who picks for America [TS]

00:23:59   David you have a horse [TS]

00:24:02   what's night I have a horse and a desert [TS]

00:24:06   and the horse has no name [TS]

00:24:07   it's now well I've got a villain i would [TS]

00:24:11   say he's super villain because [TS]

00:24:14   the the team that put him away faced off [TS]

00:24:18   against similar villains over the years [TS]

00:24:20   but he took it one step beyond [TS]

00:24:24   I'm i guarantee you probably don't know [TS]

00:24:26   his name it is Big Bob oakley sure Big [TS]

00:24:31   Bob yeah Big Bob ok I he was a villain [TS]

00:24:34   who destroys itself not just as one [TS]

00:24:36   monster but as a gypsy a werewolf [TS]

00:24:39   Dracula and Frankenstein monster in in [TS]

00:24:42   order to get the Franken jewels [TS]

00:24:44   also he makes a mean para sunglasses [TS]

00:24:46   that's right and in episode 11 of the [TS]

00:24:49   original scooby-doo where are you a [TS]

00:24:51   gaggle of galloping ghosts [TS]

00:24:53   he played for four ghosts to try and get [TS]

00:24:57   this to happen and he would have gotten [TS]

00:24:59   away with it too if it hadn't been for [TS]

00:25:00   those meddling kids [TS]

00:25:01   that's deep cut David thank you is it [TS]

00:25:04   just me or is that the most David pic [TS]

00:25:05   ever haha with way to the next round [TS]

00:25:08   yeah I in the next round there's going [TS]

00:25:10   to be some obscure theatrical villain [TS]

00:25:12   from likely it's gonna be like the like [TS]

00:25:14   alphabet from wicked or something like [TS]

00:25:16   that no it's going to be Eugene O'Neill [TS]

00:25:18   ok spoilers [TS]

00:25:20   all right you've got you've got the Big [TS]

00:25:23   Bob ugly from scooby-doo enjoy this even [TS]

00:25:26   I'm gonna go taking the lead from my [TS]

00:25:30   previous two contestants here gonna go [TS]

00:25:32   doctor who and a deep cut but don't [TS]

00:25:34   worry it's gonna there's gonna be an [TS]

00:25:35   explanation to this it's a monster a [TS]

00:25:39   monster is i should say they're called [TS]

00:25:40   the Croton excellent the stony silence [TS]

00:25:44   means I get you gentlemen this salad [TS]

00:25:46   their green salad the grand salad yeah [TS]

00:25:48   the protons for more from cheese or from [TS]

00:25:51   a 1969 Doctor Who story that actually [TS]

00:25:54   still exists [TS]

00:25:55   try to envision uh about a [TS]

00:25:58   seven-foot-tall monster that has painted [TS]

00:26:02   wooden blocks as shoes are you know [TS]

00:26:07   those little hoses that sort of connects [TS]

00:26:09   the washing machine to like the rest of [TS]

00:26:11   the house they're sort of like metallic [TS]

00:26:13   yeah those are its legs try to envision [TS]

00:26:17   a refrigerator in both but mid-to-late [TS]

00:26:20   1960s now try to imagine a cardboard box [TS]

00:26:23   that would actually how's that [TS]

00:26:24   refrigerator that's its torso [TS]

00:26:27   then think of an oversized opaque [TS]

00:26:30   whiskey glass as its head that spins [TS]

00:26:33   around on the top and then it speaks in [TS]

00:26:36   the voice that goes oh cool 3000 well is [TS]

00:26:41   he here he is there and then dry [TS]

00:26:44   envision a three-channel universe in [TS]

00:26:47   England in 1969 and that that [TS]

00:26:49   monstrosity is occupying time on one of [TS]

00:26:53   them [TS]

00:26:54   that's a monstrous thing to do to a [TS]

00:26:57   generation of children so the Croton [TS]

00:27:00   zones from 1969 Doctor Who okay Erica [TS]

00:27:04   space racism question you i have the [TS]

00:27:06   space races and rebuttal hear it [TS]

00:27:08   sometimes may work they were just [TS]

00:27:09   robotic ish people that were trying to [TS]

00:27:12   get stuff done [TS]

00:27:13   you know those were just pouring us an [TS]

00:27:16   actor's inside refrigerator boxes with [TS]

00:27:19   robotic people what they were trying to [TS]

00:27:21   do were two solid often they were trying [TS]

00:27:24   to call the smart people AKA the high [TS]

00:27:27   brains and then they would use their [TS]

00:27:29   energy and spit them out the other end [TS]

00:27:31   where they would be vaporized and they [TS]

00:27:33   would celebrate stupidity [TS]

00:27:35   yeah villains villains now supervillain [TS]

00:27:40   so Erica erica is saying that yours [TS]

00:27:42   despite all of your space racism their [TS]

00:27:45   villainous they are villainous in their [TS]

00:27:46   intent yes well they're just trying to [TS]

00:27:48   look dumb so they're not very good on [TS]

00:27:50   salads oddly enough i tried them a [TS]

00:27:52   couple I disagree [TS]

00:27:54   lean what do you have you have Voldemort [TS]

00:27:56   in on your evil team already do [TS]

00:27:59   I'm really nervous about this one this [TS]

00:28:00   one I don't know are you courting [TS]

00:28:03   controversy [TS]

00:28:04   i am ok so history is written by the [TS]

00:28:09   victors and I think we all accept that [TS]

00:28:12   right we all have a very kind of [TS]

00:28:14   Eurocentric view those of us who are [TS]

00:28:16   racing the United States and i would say [TS]

00:28:19   we also have a very earth centric view [TS]

00:28:20   of who a hero and villain as and [TS]

00:28:24   therefore I pick the doctor [TS]

00:28:25   oh snap from my perspective the Jedi are [TS]

00:28:30   evil [TS]

00:28:32   I I don't think you're alone in thinking [TS]

00:28:38   that he's a villain there was a whole [TS]

00:28:40   arc about that in series six so yeah [TS]

00:28:43   we're spreading the word dr. Lane [TS]

00:28:44   explain well you know just think about [TS]

00:28:48   the poor the poor weeping angels the [TS]

00:28:50   poor Daleks the book four Daleks to just [TS]

00:28:54   really worried about mom time and [TS]

00:28:56   they're just trying to do their thing [TS]

00:28:58   trying to get things done right kids [TS]

00:28:59   today are continually thwarted by the [TS]

00:29:03   doctor and I had while I appreciate it [TS]

00:29:07   and because i am from Earth I can see [TS]

00:29:09   other perspectives and I believe that he [TS]

00:29:12   is kind of villainous CI I'm gonna go [TS]

00:29:16   with you on this but for different [TS]

00:29:17   reasons because the doctor has a [TS]

00:29:19   tendency I mean besides the series 6 [TS]

00:29:21   thing where you know the word dr. means [TS]

00:29:23   warrior instead of instead of killer he [TS]

00:29:26   shows up all over the place and just [TS]

00:29:28   so's chaos [TS]

00:29:30   exactly and then he just wants away you [TS]

00:29:33   know he'll foment a revolution overthrow [TS]

00:29:35   whatever power system is in place and [TS]

00:29:38   then he just takes off in his TARDIS and [TS]

00:29:40   and you know after a revolution that's [TS]

00:29:42   when things get rough [TS]

00:29:43   yeah i'm going to accept Erica's [TS]

00:29:45   argument here too and point out that [TS]

00:29:47   also means that Angela Lansbury from [TS]

00:29:49   Murder She Wrote is available [TS]

00:29:51   that's where everybody died too pretty [TS]

00:29:55   much the same [TS]

00:29:55   I've i watch Doctor Who my entire life [TS]

00:29:58   and it's become my life and I would feel [TS]

00:30:00   really bad about that decision now this [TS]

00:30:03   is actually went over a lot better than [TS]

00:30:04   I thought I do you got your doctor your [TS]

00:30:07   fanatics up here i'm gonna be in trouble [TS]

00:30:09   but remember i'm sitting there sitting [TS]

00:30:11   between them that was dangerous super [TS]

00:30:14   dangerous Dan you have Satan you know I [TS]

00:30:18   realize it was a bold choice last time [TS]

00:30:19   so I'm going to go more conservatives [TS]

00:30:21   time and take a straight-up supervillain [TS]

00:30:23   figure who is truly terrorized the poor [TS]

00:30:27   people of an innocent city make they [TS]

00:30:30   don't want to go out at night at all [TS]

00:30:32   because of the threat from this i'm [TS]

00:30:34   picking Batman [TS]

00:30:35   thank you hey I he's a villain [TS]

00:30:39   I mean he dressed up like a bat goes it [TS]

00:30:41   beats up people like you know he lives [TS]

00:30:43   in an underground lair constantly in [TS]

00:30:46   Tony the basement does not make you a [TS]

00:30:47   village meeting up people does i think [TS]

00:30:51   it's a really really good thing tony is [TS]

00:30:53   not here today [TS]

00:30:53   alright this is partially in his honor [TS]

00:30:55   uh you know it there's this poor clown [TS]

00:30:58   who's constantly abused by him for [TS]

00:31:00   clowns poor clown [TS]

00:31:02   I you know like four Daleks and port [TS]

00:31:05   Cybermen is a poor I don't know Bruce [TS]

00:31:08   Wayne could be spending his billions to [TS]

00:31:09   help the city but no he does not spend [TS]

00:31:12   his billions helping Gotham City he [TS]

00:31:15   spent all that money on himself on toys [TS]

00:31:17   this wonderful wonderful toys for [TS]

00:31:19   himself the second round like a realtor [TS]

00:31:21   and yeah you know Dan you you can you [TS]

00:31:25   can do what you want here but you're [TS]

00:31:26   getting a villainous Batman on your on [TS]

00:31:28   your side I I mean you can't even see [TS]

00:31:30   the villainous Batman I mean you know [TS]

00:31:33   he's crazy about you [TS]

00:31:34   who else do you put next to Satan really [TS]

00:31:35   the sensitiveness a madman that's [TS]

00:31:38   logical [TS]

00:31:39   yeah that's how you introduce them [TS]

00:31:41   Batman and Satan I mean it's the it's [TS]

00:31:44   the Bible it's paradise lost its [TS]

00:31:47   supernatural and it's batman DC Comics [TS]

00:31:49   yeah okay all right there [TS]

00:31:50   interesting worldview that we're [TS]

00:31:52   learning about down here at Brian what's [TS]

00:31:54   your choice [TS]

00:31:55   well for those of us who are not [TS]

00:31:58   socially inclined enough to go to a [TS]

00:32:00   halloween party and actually meet other [TS]

00:32:02   people i like board game parties so that [TS]

00:32:04   you can you know meet other people and [TS]

00:32:05   have like a reason to be there talking [TS]

00:32:07   to a bunch of other people so what super [TS]

00:32:10   villain is always down to play a game [TS]

00:32:13   everybody's favorite murderous puppet [TS]

00:32:16   jigsaw from the soft franchise i would [TS]

00:32:19   invite him to my party so you can bring [TS]

00:32:21   such party favorites as several hours of [TS]

00:32:23   catan tendon to ride and carcass so [TS]

00:32:27   anyone now I'll I good thing there's an [TS]

00:32:33   audience for that one [TS]

00:32:35   Brian you're trying to have a party that [TS]

00:32:37   nobody comes to is that what's going on [TS]

00:32:38   everyone's gonna arrive and then die so [TS]

00:32:41   no one's gonna leave the party [TS]

00:32:42   nobody crowded parties at the hotel [TS]

00:32:44   galaxy with bodies whoa [TS]

00:32:46   but no seriously saw was my first horror [TS]

00:32:49   movie that got me down the ridiculous [TS]

00:32:51   rabbit hole that is no shock syndrome [TS]

00:32:53   and all of that so it means a lot to me [TS]

00:32:55   even if the sequel's did kind of go [TS]

00:32:56   downhill i like it i want to honor my [TS]

00:32:58   horror movie roots with the big swirly [TS]

00:33:02   cheap mascot of the saw franchise [TS]

00:33:03   alright jigsaw is joining Jack from the [TS]

00:33:08   shining at brians wonderful halloween [TS]

00:33:10   party try the punch [TS]

00:33:12   you're not selling me on this halloween [TS]

00:33:14   party my calculations next Steve [TS]

00:33:18   decisions decisions [TS]

00:33:20   boy the strategy and plan and plan my [TS]

00:33:22   strategy oh why start now he's suddenly [TS]

00:33:25   all right [TS]

00:33:26   yeah well I'm gonna continue with my [TS]

00:33:27   usual strategy which is to pick people [TS]

00:33:29   that there's no chance in hell anybody [TS]

00:33:30   else is going to pick there by [TS]

00:33:31   completely circumventing the whole point [TS]

00:33:33   of the draft stretchy mr. hands down [TS]

00:33:36   what's that we have a point here that I [TS]

00:33:39   can say okay then go on by all means [TS]

00:33:41   so I I'm gonna go down my list a little [TS]

00:33:44   bit i'm gonna take the tall man from [TS]

00:33:46   phantasm off the board [TS]

00:33:47   oh no it's more like bored you play the [TS]

00:33:53   game right [TS]

00:33:54   yeah it was my first horror movie I saw [TS]

00:33:56   in the theater in 1978 I was six [TS]

00:33:59   so I'm a little bit of an impression on [TS]

00:34:00   the top man you look at how did how were [TS]

00:34:04   you allowed to be kept with your parents [TS]

00:34:06   using his Guardians so my older I was [TS]

00:34:10   actually supposed to meet my brothers [TS]

00:34:11   and influence and I don't think he was [TS]

00:34:13   supposed to be in the theater either [TS]

00:34:15   technically but this explains a lot [TS]

00:34:17   it's a good good modeling on behalf of [TS]

00:34:19   my siblings you think you look at the [TS]

00:34:20   tall man you think [TS]

00:34:21   well he's just an old dude who happens [TS]

00:34:23   to be wearing lifts and that's not that [TS]

00:34:26   impressive but he has a lot of things [TS]

00:34:27   going for him he has a variety of powers [TS]

00:34:29   that I think potentially push him from [TS]

00:34:31   monster into super villain but i don't [TS]

00:34:33   think we necessarily need to parse that [TS]

00:34:34   out too much he can turn into a hot [TS]

00:34:36   seventies check with too much eye shadow [TS]

00:34:37   which is pretty sweet [TS]

00:34:39   I mean you never know any one of those [TS]

00:34:40   around right he commands an army of dead [TS]

00:34:43   people that he has compressed down to [TS]

00:34:45   one-third sized and dressed up as jaws [TS]

00:34:47   which you know if that's your thing [TS]

00:34:49   whatever it is it is he can [TS]

00:34:52   single-handedly pick up an occupied [TS]

00:34:54   coffin that previously took eight [TS]

00:34:56   strapping young dudes to lift so that's [TS]

00:34:58   pretty sweet [TS]

00:34:59   and the fact that the coffin is clearly [TS]

00:35:00   made of cardboard really shouldn't [TS]

00:35:02   diminish that feed in any way but you [TS]

00:35:05   know he has a shiny flying robot iqbal [TS]

00:35:08   that sucks all the blood out of people's [TS]

00:35:09   heads and spit all over the floor that [TS]

00:35:11   that comes in handy once in awhile and [TS]

00:35:13   if you several fingers they turn into [TS]

00:35:15   giant flies and his blood is apparently [TS]

00:35:17   mustard so you never run out of [TS]

00:35:19   condiments [TS]

00:35:19   so he's you know he's kind of a Swiss [TS]

00:35:21   Army knife of monsters / supervillains [TS]

00:35:24   and you know you freaked me out pretty [TS]

00:35:26   good as a kid so I'm gonna gonna honor [TS]

00:35:30   him in this way by selecting him to hang [TS]

00:35:33   out with Skeletor and I on my list of [TS]

00:35:35   dudes that I drafted right honored [TS]

00:35:37   monster on Monster Island Steve's [TS]

00:35:39   Monster Island that's right very good [TS]

00:35:41   okay Monty you're sitting next to the [TS]

00:35:44   guy with Skeletor in the tall man you [TS]

00:35:45   have Grover what what next [TS]

00:35:48   I think I'm gonna win well i'm going to [TS]

00:35:52   pick a villain and i'd like to take a [TS]

00:35:55   second to discuss the different weenie [TS]

00:35:57   villain and a supervillain okay here we [TS]

00:35:59   go [TS]

00:36:00   you would agree would you not that a [TS]

00:36:02   villain named oh don't tell me what I [TS]

00:36:05   would agree with I'm just a simple [TS]

00:36:06   country like you don't know me a villain [TS]

00:36:10   who appears in comic books has a extra [TS]

00:36:13   start on being a supervillain and in [TS]

00:36:16   addition a villain with vast resources [TS]

00:36:18   and who appeared complex almost [TS]

00:36:21   certainly a supervillain and the villain [TS]

00:36:24   who's just completely diabolical and has [TS]

00:36:28   no regard anyway picking Cruella De Vil [TS]

00:36:30   who did appear in a couple of comic [TS]

00:36:34   books there is a adaptation of 101 [TS]

00:36:36   Dalmatians in March 1961 and she's [TS]

00:36:40   clearly very rich look at that car for [TS]

00:36:43   one thing it's like three city blocks [TS]

00:36:44   long [TS]

00:36:45   she's extremely villainous he has no [TS]

00:36:48   regard for any rules you will cut up an [TS]

00:36:51   animal like that [TS]

00:36:54   ical wow that's good fully I like deco [TS]

00:36:59   there and also she's incredibly stylish [TS]

00:37:02   which i think is important in a villain [TS]

00:37:04   and that's what takes you from villain [TS]

00:37:06   to supervillain super-stylish militant I [TS]

00:37:10   would admit I'm a little worried about [TS]

00:37:11   my team having cruella de vil and Grover [TS]

00:37:14   Elmo did Ella I'm hoping that grouper [TS]

00:37:21   re looking like Grover is a little bit [TS]

00:37:23   too mangy to be made into a hat it run [TS]

00:37:26   and you have to admit it's a bold move [TS]

00:37:29   for disney to basically have a [TS]

00:37:30   vivisectionist as a villain that's mean [TS]

00:37:35   Grover this dog so haha he's a very bad [TS]

00:37:39   waiter now part of the Disney family of [TS]

00:37:41   properties all right [TS]

00:37:43   Cruella De Vil is added to your list [TS]

00:37:45   general to mention the theme song [TS]

00:37:47   oh yeah she has a great theme song that [TS]

00:37:50   there you may have the only villain that [TS]

00:37:52   has her own theme song [TS]

00:37:53   there are plenty of songs about safety [TS]

00:37:55   and what about a very good one mr. that [TS]

00:37:58   man [TS]

00:37:59   yeah that's right there's that Batman [TS]

00:38:00   song that now that say okay yeah i was [TS]

00:38:05   truly rousing rendition multi-bank is [TS]

00:38:07   good [TS]

00:38:07   Joe steal what's your choice i'm going [TS]

00:38:11   on a little bit of it [TS]

00:38:13   tangent here from what I would dare you [TS]

00:38:17   sorry stick to format please branch off [TS]

00:38:19   from from this election to something I [TS]

00:38:21   think might be a little bit more [TS]

00:38:22   monstrous in vilnius but still perhaps [TS]

00:38:24   within the Disney family and so I'm [TS]

00:38:27   gonna go with Ursula the sea witch [TS]

00:38:29   yes because I feel like she's pretty not [TS]

00:38:33   nice to people sometimes and she's kind [TS]

00:38:36   of gross with the shape-shifting stuff [TS]

00:38:38   into a giant version of herself or into [TS]

00:38:40   a person to seduce another man so it's [TS]

00:38:43   it's good she has powers so she's super [TS]

00:38:46   and in her maybe true form [TS]

00:38:49   she's kind of monstrous right so i think [TS]

00:38:50   i think you're completely justified in [TS]

00:38:52   picking Ursula so I'm going with that [TS]

00:38:54   one [TS]

00:38:54   she also has minions this creepy creepy [TS]

00:38:57   gross heels jetsam yeah Wow [TS]

00:39:01   if you say so ten points to Joe for [TS]

00:39:03   knowing the names of the eels in the [TS]

00:39:04   little mermaid [TS]

00:39:05   the bosses on a roll those poor [TS]

00:39:07   unfortunate souls hmm i think his ellen [TS]

00:39:11   has a better theme song that my village [TS]

00:39:12   both very good [TS]

00:39:14   alright so it's not my time for my pic [TS]

00:39:18   and i'm going to pick something you know [TS]

00:39:20   one of the classic monsters in all of [TS]

00:39:22   history is the revived from various [TS]

00:39:26   pieces of other bodies Frankenstein [TS]

00:39:29   right frankincense months duration sorry [TS]

00:39:31   I don't want to be incorrect here [TS]

00:39:33   Frankenstein's monster I'm sure you're [TS]

00:39:35   gonna say John Madden Frankenstein's [TS]

00:39:37   monster a classic we've seen in many [TS]

00:39:40   forms from the comedic to the horrific [TS]

00:39:42   in literary form and of course made [TS]

00:39:45   famous in film forum and what I want to [TS]

00:39:48   point out here is that what you're truly [TS]

00:39:51   evil is the supervillain behind the [TS]

00:39:55   monster the man who brought life [TS]

00:39:58   horrible horrible monstrous life from [TS]

00:40:01   death and that's why i'm picking with my [TS]

00:40:02   choice [TS]

00:40:03   dr. Frankenstein supervillain doctors [TS]

00:40:07   are able you heard it here it's frank [TS]

00:40:09   enstein James created a monster [TS]

00:40:11   see what I did there I want to anyway [TS]

00:40:13   dr. Frankenstein is this the dog like [TS]

00:40:16   Frankenstein of Frankenstein's island or [TS]

00:40:18   is this [TS]

00:40:19   I prefer to think of him as john [TS]

00:40:21   carradine Frankenstein island his would [TS]

00:40:24   you say he has power the power he has [TS]

00:40:26   power and strength power he has the [TS]

00:40:30   power the power [TS]

00:40:31   oh yeah and he fought yes wouldn't no [TS]

00:40:33   more spray inside the power right we are [TS]

00:40:36   to repower around in doesn't everybody [TS]

00:40:37   feel we have a mic restart Jason what [TS]

00:40:42   what will happen now Erica your back [TS]

00:40:44   around have you have you get got it [TS]

00:40:46   together if you don't added some [TS]

00:40:47   thoughts here i have have actually [TS]

00:40:50   listening to Monte sort of talk about [TS]

00:40:52   what what really makes a supervillain [TS]

00:40:54   that was helpful for me because because [TS]

00:40:56   i was able to kind of put things [TS]

00:40:57   together i have chosen someone not from [TS]

00:40:59   Doctor Who although i am staying on [TS]

00:41:00   brand to a certain extent someone who [TS]

00:41:03   has special abilities and powers can [TS]

00:41:06   shape-shift has vast resources an entire [TS]

00:41:10   kingdom has plenty of minions lots and [TS]

00:41:13   lots of them [TS]

00:41:14   populating this kingdom style Wow [TS]

00:41:17   yes [TS]

00:41:18   I mean this may be one of the most [TS]

00:41:19   stylish feelings we talked about at all [TS]

00:41:21   got Cruella De Vil though and I don't [TS]

00:41:24   just just you wait right also theme song [TS]

00:41:27   several several songs really great songs [TS]

00:41:30   i'm talking about Jareth the Goblin King [TS]

00:41:32   from labyrinth as played by david bowie [TS]

00:41:36   yeah i mean cruel develop pretty stylish [TS]

00:41:38   but that [TS]

00:41:39   Wow as you watch that movie David [TS]

00:41:42   Bowie's costumes just get better and [TS]

00:41:44   better also lighter and lighter as his [TS]

00:41:46   character sort of starts to be redeemed [TS]

00:41:48   before the end of the film and then just [TS]

00:41:50   doesn't quite get there [TS]

00:41:51   yeah David Bowie I think the true [TS]

00:41:53   villain or his tights in the movie i [TS]

00:41:56   would not say villain that's the hero [TS]

00:41:58   that film [TS]

00:41:59   alright labyrinth that's absolute idiocy [TS]

00:42:03   you're comfortable with their know right [TS]

00:42:06   David you have a bad horse in a [TS]

00:42:08   scooby-doo villain what's next [TS]

00:42:10   I i just want to say i want to bet with [TS]

00:42:12   myself because i was i was going to say [TS]

00:42:13   she was gonna pick Jareth so thank you [TS]

00:42:16   what did you win David deny the ayat [TS]

00:42:20   this big so I'm going outside the box a [TS]

00:42:24   little bit i know i know david you've [TS]

00:42:26   been outside the box for quite some time [TS]

00:42:27   and I haven't been in the box and [TS]

00:42:29   decades get it back in the box before [TS]

00:42:32   yeah we have a stage full boxes on the [TS]

00:42:35   loot careers and here's a box for David [TS]

00:42:36   to go in this yeah but they're all great [TS]

00:42:38   chefs of roger maris on walking dead i [TS]

00:42:40   did about walking dead so okay this is a [TS]

00:42:45   man who is quite famous he faked his own [TS]

00:42:48   death put his closest dearest friend in [TS]

00:42:52   two years of anguish and invented this [TS]

00:42:57   is where we get into headcanon but [TS]

00:42:58   there's nothing in the text to [TS]

00:43:00   contradict this invented a supervillain [TS]

00:43:02   nemesis as an excuse to fake his own [TS]

00:43:06   death [TS]

00:43:07   sherlock holmes we never see Professor [TS]

00:43:11   Moriarty in the original stories there [TS]

00:43:14   we only have his word for it that the [TS]

00:43:16   Moriarity even exists and he was tired [TS]

00:43:20   of being documented the way Watson was [TS]

00:43:22   documenting he just wanted to get away [TS]

00:43:24   how best to do that fake his own death [TS]

00:43:27   so [TS]

00:43:29   there you go sherlock holmes sherlock [TS]

00:43:31   holmes monster doing that so we're just [TS]

00:43:34   gonna let that stand then a he created a [TS]

00:43:38   supervillain for monstrous reason [TS]

00:43:40   allegedly allegedly yeah i'll go with [TS]

00:43:42   that I I don't know [TS]

00:43:44   judges I I'm not CNN alright how about [TS]

00:43:47   how bad but whatever just get to just [TS]

00:43:50   get to replace it [TS]

00:43:51   well it's finally sure I'm even [TS]

00:43:52   disqualified yeah it had to happen [TS]

00:43:55   eventually right [TS]

00:43:56   this is just my alternate two pics in [TS]

00:43:58   one round I see what you're doing good [TS]

00:43:59   my alternate pic would be used to [TS]

00:44:01   someone portrayed by Ricardo Montalban [TS]

00:44:04   do that mr. Roarke for destroy I'll [TS]

00:44:09   allow it [TS]

00:44:09   destroying people who just wanted a [TS]

00:44:12   simple fantasy they just wanted an [TS]

00:44:15   enjoyable weekend and every damn time he [TS]

00:44:18   destroys them with irony for those who [TS]

00:44:22   only know Fantasy Island from Ricardo [TS]

00:44:25   Montalban and his white suits and her [TS]

00:44:27   village is going to playing boss the [TS]

00:44:29   plane will you watch some of those it is [TS]

00:44:32   dark it is dark [TS]

00:44:33   it's like the little boat it was like [TS]

00:44:35   The Love Boat but it began to sink that [TS]

00:44:37   is Francie speaking of roddy mcdowall [TS]

00:44:39   had a recurring role as a camel yes I [TS]

00:44:42   did you know about my love boat [TS]

00:44:43   fanfiction Jason I read the internet [TS]

00:44:47   okay mr. Roarke from Fantasy Island that [TS]

00:44:50   is entirely and he has a little tiny [TS]

00:44:52   minion [TS]

00:44:53   I mean come on wasn't Malcolm at all [TS]

00:44:55   with the reboot [TS]

00:44:57   yep any role that can be played by [TS]

00:44:59   Malcolm McDowell is a supervillain [TS]

00:45:00   that's right that's right solid pick and [TS]

00:45:04   will end Ricardo was scarier [TS]

00:45:05   mmm Stephen well it's advantageous to [TS]

00:45:10   have George Lucas and somebody wearing [TS]

00:45:12   wooden shoes in a refrigerator box [TS]

00:45:14   yes yes so a Dutchman 1969 doctorhugo it [TS]

00:45:18   was advantageous that this loot crate [TS]

00:45:20   box dropped in my lap that has a book [TS]

00:45:21   entitled the Legion of regrettable [TS]

00:45:23   supervillains synergy I and I could I [TS]

00:45:28   could reach into the depths of this epic [TS]

00:45:31   tome and select such notable enemies is [TS]

00:45:33   the human flying fish and praying mantis [TS]

00:45:37   man but i won't i won't today I'm going [TS]

00:45:39   for the fifth round going to yes i'm i'm [TS]

00:45:42   keeping that for [TS]

00:45:43   yeah for the sleeper picks at the end [TS]

00:45:45   there I'm gonna go with back to the star [TS]

00:45:49   wars universe Grand Moff Tarkin as a [TS]

00:45:53   supervillain for twas he who in fact [TS]

00:45:56   sort of led the the Imperial Alliance [TS]

00:46:00   Imperial death squad in in Star Wars [TS]

00:46:03   even commandeering you gonna get a [TS]

00:46:06   ruling on doors issues on the Imperial [TS]

00:46:08   alliance i don't know i just i don't [TS]

00:46:10   know what they're in order to fire those [TS]

00:46:13   guy fire the guys in the suits [TS]

00:46:15   I don't want your doctor who fan i'm [TS]

00:46:18   gonna start making stuff up so well and [TS]

00:46:22   apparently he has a apparently he has [TS]

00:46:24   quite a foul stench from what he does [TS]

00:46:27   apparently he stinks [TS]

00:46:28   according to at least one princess from [TS]

00:46:30   a former planet he doesn't smell like [TS]

00:46:33   Corinthian leather like some horrible [TS]

00:46:35   and not commented off-the-record what [TS]

00:46:38   makes him a monster is that he actually [TS]

00:46:39   is like holding Vader's leash throughout [TS]

00:46:41   this entire this entire movie arm his [TS]

00:46:45   interrogation tactics are horrifying you [TS]

00:46:49   know stage one of her of his [TS]

00:46:51   interrogation of Princess Leia is [TS]

00:46:53   blowing up her planet where does he go [TS]

00:46:56   from there [TS]

00:46:57   it's difficult to think and then what do [TS]

00:46:59   you think that peter cushing during most [TS]

00:47:01   of the scenes that were Jews in costume [TS]

00:47:04   didn't like his boots and so basically [TS]

00:47:07   destroyed princess Leia's planet while [TS]

00:47:10   wearing hushpuppy slippers [TS]

00:47:12   that's remarkable callousness that makes [TS]

00:47:15   him a monster supervillain I think any [TS]

00:47:18   time you are in charge of doing here [TS]

00:47:20   like Darth Vader's manager [TS]

00:47:22   yeah you got you got to do his annual [TS]

00:47:23   review and you blow up a planet [TS]

00:47:25   yeah you're a supervillain exactly yeah [TS]

00:47:27   and everyone knows you have to dress for [TS]

00:47:29   blowing up planets that's not something [TS]

00:47:31   you can be casual about ya know you were [TS]

00:47:34   well Peter Cushing Grand Moff Tarkin [TS]

00:47:36   that's a great one [TS]

00:47:37   ok i really wouldn't have been even more [TS]

00:47:38   insulting to like turn up in your boxer [TS]

00:47:40   shorts to blow princess Leia's planet [TS]

00:47:43   I couldn't even bother he's still in bed [TS]

00:47:45   he just radio today and he doesn't want [TS]

00:47:47   to even get up but he's gonna blow up [TS]

00:47:48   your planet anyway he's that evil alene [TS]

00:47:51   Voldemort in the doctor [TS]

00:47:54   we get along okay [TS]

00:47:58   mmm i have i have a couple of choices [TS]

00:48:01   here I think [TS]

00:48:05   alright so we already have a Sesame [TS]

00:48:06   Street choice but i think i have to pick [TS]

00:48:07   another one and they're aliens [TS]

00:48:10   yeah haha yeah they mean yeah yeah if [TS]

00:48:16   you give me know all monsters are super [TS]

00:48:18   villain so if they're just aliens and [TS]

00:48:20   we've got some more spaces I'm happening [TS]

00:48:21   here space racism don't know but they [TS]

00:48:23   was bein is a perfectly nice planet but [TS]

00:48:26   they always are creepy [TS]

00:48:28   namely that annoy your creepy they are [TS]

00:48:31   creepy they make that noise and the way [TS]

00:48:33   they move makes the monstrous there are [TS]

00:48:36   only like Earth monster why their space [TS]

00:48:39   space monsters in do they have names [TS]

00:48:42   what are they worried about the eps I [TS]

00:48:44   really yeah from you gain planet whose [TS]

00:48:47   pain i only knew them as mere from your [TS]

00:48:50   community spaces with that and it's just [TS]

00:48:53   like automatically look into the jar [TS]

00:48:55   like into totally on the edges and you [TS]

00:48:58   know it kind of like Wiggles the job [TS]

00:48:59   whales jaw shouldn't do that the Grover [TS]

00:49:01   president i'm going to use a space [TS]

00:49:03   monster okay thank you i'll allow it [TS]

00:49:05   thank you i love those guys I didn't [TS]

00:49:08   find him creepy at all [TS]

00:49:09   I thought they were going to write angry [TS]

00:49:11   dan hi Jason you got Satan in Batman [TS]

00:49:13   well what else do i need a pass [TS]

00:49:15   yeah you know I've been thinking over [TS]

00:49:16   and and all right this next one I [TS]

00:49:19   realized my beloved contentious but i do [TS]

00:49:20   i delved into some case law precedent [TS]

00:49:22   for that i'm picking a truly insidious [TS]

00:49:25   monster they're really just gets into [TS]

00:49:26   your head destroys your psyche keeps you [TS]

00:49:30   awake at night until you're so you know [TS]

00:49:32   basically riddled with insomnia that you [TS]

00:49:34   can never again rest i'm picking the [TS]

00:49:36   monster mash [TS]

00:49:37   dammit Brian your hopes have been [TS]

00:49:41   graveyard smash I knew somebody was [TS]

00:49:44   gonna pick it [TS]

00:49:45   I didn't think it would be dan I'm going [TS]

00:49:48   off-book with this one [TS]

00:49:49   the words you've been waiting to hear [TS]

00:49:51   I'll allow it [TS]

00:49:53   Cyrus pic of the robot was the president [TS]

00:49:57   I believe so I Boris tickets monster [TS]

00:49:59   mesh yup it was a graveyard smelly it [TS]

00:50:02   was a caught on in a flash and so you're [TS]

00:50:06   the lyrics there I do [TS]

00:50:07   the leaders / came prepared everybody [TS]

00:50:10   nothing came prepared [TS]

00:50:12   yeah I'm afraid we can't accept this [TS]

00:50:13   bitch unless you put on a horrible [TS]

00:50:14   Transylvanian accent while you say those [TS]

00:50:16   things it has to be something like in [TS]

00:50:19   the man I can't do it now not gonna do [TS]

00:50:21   it was a graveyard like a matter of mash [TS]

00:50:24   is still on the board the monster mash [TS]

00:50:26   it's required [TS]

00:50:28   it's part and parcel yeah so nothing [TS]

00:50:32   worse than getting the monster and stuck [TS]

00:50:34   in your head as we all know because it's [TS]

00:50:36   really hard to get out so the monster [TS]

00:50:39   mash I feel is the only thing that can [TS]

00:50:40   complement Batman and Satan I thought [TS]

00:50:42   you were going with to go with something [TS]

00:50:43   intangible like insomnia which would [TS]

00:50:45   have been interesting and I might have [TS]

00:50:46   allowed it but month the monster mash [TS]

00:50:48   solid it's got monster right in the name [TS]

00:50:49   exactly and Mars arguing thank you [TS]

00:50:51   alright thank you dan you've got saved [TS]

00:50:53   in bed and you know what they're doing [TS]

00:50:54   they're doing the monster math right now [TS]

00:50:57   Brian you have horrible things from [TS]

00:51:00   horror movies [TS]

00:51:01   who's your third guest at your horrible [TS]

00:51:02   halloween party I legitimately was going [TS]

00:51:05   to pick the monster mash as the song [TS]

00:51:06   that everybody would dance to so instead [TS]

00:51:08   i will pick it's DJ as portrayed by [TS]

00:51:11   christian bale in the 1999-2000 ish [TS]

00:51:13   movie american psycho patrick bateman [TS]

00:51:15   every song he would murder somebody he [TS]

00:51:18   would play here we lose the news he [TS]

00:51:19   would play for Collins it would be a [TS]

00:51:22   great time he has fantastic taste in [TS]

00:51:23   music and fantastic taste in fashion as [TS]

00:51:26   he murders people so the more music [TS]

00:51:28   plays the more people would die and i [TS]

00:51:30   feel like that is the hallmark of a [TS]

00:51:31   great halloween party that's a good [TS]

00:51:33   that's a good monster don't know why I'm [TS]

00:51:36   never going to a halloween party with [TS]

00:51:37   you ever no one ever has its ok brought [TS]

00:51:41   Brian just now I'm months following it [TS]

00:51:44   rain does not want people at his party [TS]

00:51:45   he does not want you there with me [TS]

00:51:48   please no he's a halloween party martyr [TS]

00:51:50   celebrate social anxiety disorder [TS]

00:51:53   alright that is a creepy group you got [TS]

00:51:57   there Brian Steve you have the tall man [TS]

00:51:59   from phantasm and skeletor I do now what [TS]

00:52:01   I think I've done what do you think [TS]

00:52:05   beyond that [TS]

00:52:06   alright alright so much if I must you [TS]

00:52:09   know if I may be serious for a moment [TS]

00:52:11   you know i'm all about strategy right [TS]

00:52:13   yeah I don't think you can [TS]

00:52:15   you're probably right i'm gonna take I'm [TS]

00:52:18   gonna take everyone in this room [TS]

00:52:19   including myself because Jason aren't we [TS]

00:52:23   the real monsters [TS]

00:52:25   I know I am roll credits that is such a [TS]

00:52:30   Power Move I've got so many monsters now [TS]

00:52:32   you guys are going down [TS]

00:52:34   Steve I have a point of order question [TS]

00:52:35   but just the people in this room or is [TS]

00:52:38   it always a humanity at least it's us [TS]

00:52:40   it's us i'm gonna put down its gonna be [TS]

00:52:42   determined in determining are we are the [TS]

00:52:44   true monster shirts [TS]

00:52:45   that's right it was mostly mostly you [TS]

00:52:47   but suddenly this is the end of a law [TS]

00:52:50   and order SVU episode earlier it's the [TS]

00:52:52   end of every Twilight Zone episode 2 it [TS]

00:52:54   makes you think that doesn't it does it [TS]

00:52:56   makes you it makes me think that I need [TS]

00:52:57   to look inside myself that's what that's [TS]

00:52:59   what i'm going for in this draft i want [TS]

00:53:00   to i want to make you think [TS]

00:53:01   introspection I want to make you feel [TS]

00:53:03   mhm you really turn the mirror on [TS]

00:53:05   ourselves there see if I did yeah yeah [TS]

00:53:07   yeah that's what I'm all about [TS]

00:53:08   I appreciated your welcome moment of [TS]

00:53:10   reflection from Steve let's Monty broker [TS]

00:53:14   every may still be alive and Cruella De [TS]

00:53:17   Vil is eyeing him carefully [TS]

00:53:19   well since we've already picked a song [TS]

00:53:21   haha i'm going to pick part of another [TS]

00:53:25   song Kanye West Side monster from my [TS]

00:53:30   beautiful dark twisted fantasy came out [TS]

00:53:32   in 2010 [TS]

00:53:33   it is a great song but I'm only picking [TS]

00:53:36   Nicki Minaj first because it has the [TS]

00:53:40   best verse she didn't have the whole [TS]

00:53:42   song if you want to work okay all right [TS]

00:53:45   Monty she says it's 50k forever so be [TS]

00:53:49   prepared i understand i'm willing to pay [TS]

00:53:51   that because on a song with kanye west [TS]

00:53:54   jay-z rick ross and for some reason bode [TS]

00:53:56   there [TS]

00:53:58   Nicki Minaj comes on and crushes all of [TS]

00:54:01   them [TS]

00:54:02   it's a very important moment in music [TS]

00:54:04   she shows that she is the best rapper [TS]

00:54:07   and she's up your hand out what's the [TS]

00:54:12   reading on this or we explicit careful [TS]

00:54:14   yeah i would rather not edit this so she [TS]

00:54:18   is a something something monster [TS]

00:54:20   ok good audience look at what you just [TS]

00:54:23   saw this is what you live for all right [TS]

00:54:27   we are we're getting in the weeds now [TS]

00:54:29   Joe I i haven't quite had dissipated [TS]

00:54:36   that so I'm kind of taking a u-turn from [TS]

00:54:38   from that back towards what i was doing [TS]

00:54:40   yeah exactly what you don't like you [TS]

00:54:42   can't really top a verse from a song so [TS]

00:54:46   I'm going to go with the t1000 which is [TS]

00:54:50   0 a robot but not a nice robot because [TS]

00:54:55   he's programmed to do things and it's [TS]

00:54:58   terminate its part of its name so it's a [TS]

00:55:01   gonna go do that and it's going to [TS]

00:55:03   shape-shift into people and things and [TS]

00:55:05   replace your adoptive mother and just [TS]

00:55:09   generally be terrifying [TS]

00:55:11   so I'm sticking that one side bar [TS]

00:55:13   Terminator robot right yeah [TS]

00:55:16   terminators totally robotic distractions [TS]

00:55:18   got some stuff on it Oh 1080 1080 is is [TS]

00:55:22   the arnold schwarzenegger new no teeth [TS]

00:55:25   it made with liquid metal is it that one [TS]

00:55:27   okay Robert Patrick yeah have you seen [TS]

00:55:30   this boy that ok got it [TS]

00:55:33   I feel like there's a theme song we all [TS]

00:55:35   need to sing well no we don't [TS]

00:55:38   after that I feel differently than that [TS]

00:55:40   it is a robot though I will I will grant [TS]

00:55:42   you and and it's gonna robot the monster [TS]

00:55:45   or a supervillain what we think about [TS]

00:55:47   monsters needed i hope so because I've [TS]

00:55:50   got two pics later on alright it's a [TS]

00:55:52   shape-shifting liquid metal thing its [TS]

00:55:55   much yeah okay it's a it's a thing [TS]

00:55:57   well if it's a thing that it's a monster [TS]

00:55:58   we've already established that yeah [TS]

00:55:59   president of the thing okay so believe [TS]

00:56:02   it or not this it will in the third [TS]

00:56:04   round which means that we will have pic [TS]

00:56:06   30 supervillains monsters and also songs [TS]

00:56:08   or parts of songs [TS]

00:56:10   and people and and us and we picked us [TS]

00:56:16   I actually had that on my list of [TS]

00:56:17   humanity I don't want that out so thanks [TS]

00:56:19   a lot Steve for that I was gonna pick [TS]

00:56:21   paranoia on the grounds that was the [TS]

00:56:23   monster that was due on Maple Street [TS]

00:56:24   yeah well I'm gonna go with a very [TS]

00:56:27   similar pick Montee to close out this [TS]

00:56:29   and then we'll we'll ask what everybody [TS]

00:56:30   else had on their list [TS]

00:56:32   I'm gonna pick the monster that you know [TS]

00:56:36   is under your bed with my pic childhood [TS]

00:56:40   fear that you know there's a monster [TS]

00:56:43   you know it's under there you know it's [TS]

00:56:44   only there when the light is out and [TS]

00:56:47   that is going to be my choice is the [TS]

00:56:48   childhood fear of the most horrible [TS]

00:56:50   monster of all the one that you have to [TS]

00:56:53   imagine yourself and you just know [TS]

00:56:54   what's down there ready to kill you [TS]

00:56:56   so this time you are picking john madden [TS]

00:56:57   hasn't been down there for a while so [TS]

00:57:02   yeah monster under your bed [TS]

00:57:05   get out of there gonna get one if it [TS]

00:57:08   learns that laughter is more powerful I [TS]

00:57:11   am surprised nobody nobody picked I had [TS]

00:57:13   them had the monsters incorporated [TS]

00:57:14   monster scarers in my list and and [TS]

00:57:18   nobody picked that but now i would like [TS]

00:57:20   you all to bring out your dead monsters [TS]

00:57:22   and supervillains and tell us what [TS]

00:57:23   didn't you pick in this amazing [TS]

00:57:25   collection of thirty monsters and [TS]

00:57:26   supervillains Erica jason with a fair [TS]

00:57:28   amount of time left we could probably do [TS]

00:57:29   one more round would look around and [TS]

00:57:31   make it a lightning round lightning [TS]

00:57:34   round we do lightning round ok we'll do [TS]

00:57:37   a lightning round [TS]

00:57:38   ok save one of those things somebody [TS]

00:57:39   everybody think of something little [TS]

00:57:41   faster well as I see a crowd that looks [TS]

00:57:43   hungry for more [TS]

00:57:44   alright alright for my lightning round [TS]

00:57:49   pick [TS]

00:57:49   I'm going to pick a wizard and of some [TS]

00:57:53   sort I think and every great [TS]

00:57:55   supervillain has a cat so i'm picking [TS]

00:57:57   Gargamel from the Smurfs Azrael man love [TS]

00:58:01   Israel terrifying that he is what is why [TS]

00:58:05   he's a magician right so they're really [TS]

00:58:06   the smurfs like that whole show in [TS]

00:58:09   general pretty monstrous so we have you [TS]

00:58:11   watched it recently [TS]

00:58:12   Wow and argue that David i am amazed [TS]

00:58:16   that we are 31 pics in and he's still on [TS]

00:58:19   the board so i will go with my backup [TS]

00:58:22   required amount [TS]

00:58:23   bond and go for continuity and so seeing [TS]

00:58:25   original recipe [TS]

00:58:28   yes not the I extra extra crispy [TS]

00:58:31   Cumberbatch not not mr. Sherlock no all [TS]

00:58:33   right you already tried that with [TS]

00:58:35   Sherlock Holmes stephen i want to point [TS]

00:58:38   out that in this book the Legion of [TS]

00:58:41   regrettable supervillains by john morris [TS]

00:58:42   need lootcrate addition that Satan is [TS]

00:58:44   actually in this book from a 1941 comic [TS]

00:58:49   and he's on the cover what I like is [TS]

00:58:51   that he's not he's not only Satan but [TS]

00:58:53   he's also wearing a Nazi swastika that's [TS]

00:58:57   you know he's back on his chest a little [TS]

00:58:58   on-the-nose did a little bit it's not [TS]

00:59:02   always easy Satan he's also a not seen [TS]

00:59:04   it is i'm not convinced yet Steven [TS]

00:59:07   consider something else [TS]

00:59:08   well he's shooting blood of his eyes I [TS]

00:59:10   think as well I'm grabbing a level where [TS]

00:59:13   yall yeah that that child and some [TS]

00:59:17   black-and-white movie with the like [TS]

00:59:19   things [TS]

00:59:21   yeah it's pretty creepy quite amazing [TS]

00:59:23   anyway that you don't get to pick that [TS]

00:59:24   because they already has all exactly [TS]

00:59:26   exactly all of Satan's on there i I'm [TS]

00:59:29   gonna pick want to throw out there on [TS]

00:59:31   the main villain from the most [TS]

00:59:33   underrated motion pictures of our time [TS]

00:59:35   and that is Flash Gordon I ming the [TS]

00:59:37   merciless [TS]

00:59:39   is colitis i'm bored is this first line [TS]

00:59:44   and it just goes up from there I think [TS]

00:59:46   he's brilliant in that wonderful campy [TS]

00:59:48   horrible movie that I quite enjoyed [TS]

00:59:51   being the merciless merciless for my [TS]

00:59:53   lean you got any I do all right do I I [TS]

00:59:59   came for [TS]

00:59:59   came for [TS]

01:00:00   Baird and I am picking the feminists [TS]

01:00:04   ultimate supervillain poison ivy [TS]

01:00:07   wow yeah she thought that's a hey a real [TS]

01:00:11   super villain has been picked this show [TS]

01:00:13   much dad how did this happen [TS]

01:00:17   well dang it anymore about poison i was [TS]

01:00:23   going to you but it was just like [TS]

01:00:25   universal acceptance so no but she's [TS]

01:00:27   she's amazing and she does some cool [TS]

01:00:30   things with harley but she is [TS]

01:00:32   eco-conscious she is all about rights [TS]

01:00:36   for for plants and she doesn't need a [TS]

01:00:39   man she can she can make a family [TS]

01:00:41   herself and I think that you know that's [TS]

01:00:44   that's pretty amazing [TS]

01:00:45   alright poison ivy actual supervillain [TS]

01:00:47   damn i'm picking ET what get off the [TS]

01:00:54   stage entertainment tonight my least [TS]

01:00:55   favorite TV show [TS]

01:00:56   ok first off spaces faith racism and and [TS]

01:01:01   second off my villain [TS]

01:01:03   well you had a really different reading [TS]

01:01:04   that movie that I did he stole all that [TS]

01:01:08   candy stole the candy he links his life [TS]

01:01:11   force to a little kid didn't like it [TS]

01:01:13   starts like draining his agency freeze [TS]

01:01:14   the frogs [TS]

01:01:15   I don't know it's pretty terrifying no [TS]

01:01:19   no no yeah he calls his brethren down [TS]

01:01:23   like to know possibly invade us i died i [TS]

01:01:26   think monstrous no yeah i do know [TS]

01:01:29   rejected a somewhat ET was the monster [TS]

01:01:31   under Dan's bed when would you be able [TS]

01:01:33   to do that but in cities and adorable [TS]

01:01:34   monster in drew barrymore's closet [TS]

01:01:37   he's good just want to point out that [TS]

01:01:38   Sherlock is way more monstrous than ET [TS]

01:01:41   challenge now what the judges have [TS]

01:01:45   rejected me [TS]

01:01:46   yeah quite a while ago but you kept [TS]

01:01:48   going for the shot the Ewoks [TS]

01:01:54   I i'm actually on board with that one [TS]

01:01:57   those are monstrous little sons it [TS]

01:02:00   started a long decline [TS]

01:02:01   Oh star wars franchise we already had [TS]

01:02:04   George Lucas but whining about the [TS]

01:02:06   prequels top know what else you got all [TS]

01:02:14   right i'll go with my last night was [TS]

01:02:15   actually a serious break from the star [TS]

01:02:16   wars universe Grand Admiral Thrawn who [TS]

01:02:19   is a cannon [TS]

01:02:21   sorry not Kennedy was to use in back and [TS]

01:02:24   once again my friend you know that guy [TS]

01:02:26   who said that is also not canon [TS]

01:02:28   yeah he's a supervillain asst he has [TS]

01:02:32   like diabolical plans superpowers [TS]

01:02:34   interpreting bad guys by their art it's [TS]

01:02:37   pretty pretty scary it's scary ya know [TS]

01:02:39   you read ice creepy red eyes looks into [TS]

01:02:41   your soul [TS]

01:02:42   you got it yeah you some Visine for that [TS]

01:02:44   arm and et yeah all right nighty brian i [TS]

01:02:49   you get a bonus at your party [TS]

01:02:51   great I'm any party nowadays needs a [TS]

01:02:54   good high person social media person i [TS]

01:02:55   would like that person be the Blair [TS]

01:02:57   Witch my party i'm assuming that she can [TS]

01:02:59   use a camera after all these years of [TS]

01:03:00   having a bunch of film equipment left in [TS]

01:03:02   our woods and she really broke a sin [TS]

01:03:07   ok we win he shoots he scores [TS]

01:03:11   she can do a really really good viral [TS]

01:03:14   campaign all the pp things hanging from [TS]

01:03:16   the trees are getting everyone in the [TS]

01:03:17   doors [TS]

01:03:18   I do believe that she would be very good [TS]

01:03:20   on snapchat vine r.i.p and Twitter you [TS]

01:03:24   say r.i.p good I'm died [TS]

01:03:28   we don't need a moment of silence for by [TS]

01:03:30   you're the only person dwelling on vine [TS]

01:03:33   right now not only it's only six seconds [TS]

01:03:35   and also really aged 16 seconds of [TS]

01:03:38   silence which is Lupe's though [TS]

01:03:40   rest in peace fine rest in peace fine [TS]

01:03:43   resident p sliding all right Stephen [TS]

01:03:46   rest in peace five but it's your turn [TS]

01:03:50   I'm gonna take e.t allow it no no [TS]

01:03:57   no I maybe the version played by Ricardo [TS]

01:04:01   Montalban oh he's got the rich [TS]

01:04:04   Corinthian letter for bankruptcy let ya [TS]

01:04:06   know i'm going to take a pyramid head [TS]

01:04:17   from Silent Hill 2 specifically he's a [TS]

01:04:20   guy dressed up in like a butcher's apron [TS]

01:04:22   he's got a dead great flesh and he has [TS]

01:04:25   what looks like an industrial trash can [TS]

01:04:27   on his head and that's terrifying for [TS]

01:04:29   some reason I'm not entirely sure why [TS]

01:04:31   but he misses you throughout silent hill [TS]

01:04:33   2 he's got a very interesting backstory [TS]

01:04:35   really represents man's grief over the [TS]

01:04:38   death of his wife which is more than you [TS]

01:04:39   usually get from say your your-your-your [TS]

01:04:42   Kanye West hunks i have not so yeah [TS]

01:04:48   pyramid [TS]

01:04:49   yeah freaking out pretty good and I [TS]

01:04:51   enjoy enjoys work [TS]

01:04:53   ok go with trash can on his head goes [TS]

01:04:54   into the club with the refrigerator box [TS]

01:04:58   on the torso [TS]

01:04:59   that's right those are monstrous Monty [TS]

01:05:01   uh-huh [TS]

01:05:02   wyd cryptids count as monsters but the [TS]

01:05:04   Loch Ness monster does so i'm going to [TS]

01:05:06   pick a specific version of Bigfoot [TS]

01:05:08   namely Sasquatch as seen in the Six [TS]

01:05:11   Million Dollar Man oh yes who is also a [TS]

01:05:14   robot was also a robot yeah or a cyborg [TS]

01:05:17   some sort [TS]

01:05:19   I don't know is that a robot or not i'll [TS]

01:05:22   refer to you I think we did an episode [TS]

01:05:23   about this is determined to be robot yes [TS]

01:05:26   let's do that episode of robot or not to [TS]

01:05:27   determine whether it is i think he is a [TS]

01:05:29   robot Oh in my headcanon sasquatch in [TS]

01:05:31   the Six Million Dollar Man was a robot [TS]

01:05:32   and not a bionic sasquatch [TS]

01:05:34   I see that's my feeling about it but you [TS]

01:05:37   can have all the Bigfoots you want all [TS]

01:05:38   the Bigfoots are just this just the one [TS]

01:05:40   sure I'll take all the Bigfoot i'll take [TS]

01:05:42   you to meet Jason sasquatches and yet no [TS]

01:05:44   yetis what yet interesting sorry i'm [TS]

01:05:47   sorry i have to draw the line at Yeti [TS]

01:05:49   racism my microphone isn't that bad [TS]

01:05:53   Joe [TS]

01:05:56   continuing the shape-shifting thing I'm [TS]

01:06:00   gonna go with the clay face from the [TS]

01:06:02   Batman the Animated Series have never [TS]

01:06:05   won the last round had a nice tight fit [TS]

01:06:09   you had four choices and you didn't big [TS]

01:06:14   plays [TS]

01:06:15   yeah well specifically the two-part [TS]

01:06:17   episode where he's introduced the second [TS]

01:06:19   part of that where you actually see [TS]

01:06:20   Clayface not the first part where you [TS]

01:06:22   see tripping and that it really [TS]

01:06:25   highlights how monstrous he is and [TS]

01:06:27   how he's lost his humanity and given [TS]

01:06:30   into getting revenge so monster [TS]

01:06:33   supervillain joke monster [TS]

01:06:36   no he's not doesn't really like [TS]

01:06:39   coordinated mentally enough for putting [TS]

01:06:42   together teams of people but he can be [TS]

01:06:43   teams of people [TS]

01:06:44   well it's good point he's his own super [TS]

01:06:46   villain alright with my pic to round out [TS]

01:06:50   this surprise fourth round of the [TS]

01:06:53   monster that goes fast doesn't it goes [TS]

01:06:54   fast i choose it comes at you fast i'm [TS]

01:06:59   going to choose the king of the monsters [TS]

01:07:01   Godzilla they say he's got to go up from [TS]

01:07:07   the depths 30 stories high [TS]

01:07:10   breathing fire he stands in the sky [TS]

01:07:12   don't mention his cousin got zookeys not [TS]

01:07:14   canon and guy key and and from the point [TS]

01:07:18   of view of all the other monsters [TS]

01:07:20   he's also a supervillain the I suppose [TS]

01:07:22   so right kill all monsters so Godzilla [TS]

01:07:24   you know this is the the definitive the [TS]

01:07:26   giant got a kaiju the guy on the rubber [TS]

01:07:29   suit who stomps through a little [TS]

01:07:31   miniature City and it cancels the best [TS]

01:07:34   Godzilla i kid you not he's on my [TS]

01:07:36   bringing out the dead list i'm sure he [TS]

01:07:38   is so let's bring out the dead then he [TS]

01:07:40   lives on Monster Island he lives on [TS]

01:07:42   Monster Island again I implore you not [TS]

01:07:44   the Roland Emmerich version I wouldn't [TS]

01:07:47   go that way to go back to that'sthat's [TS]

01:07:49   Roland Emmerich's the monster that's [TS]

01:07:51   right he was the monster all along [TS]

01:07:53   roland emmerich on the board available [TS]

01:07:55   bring out your dead Erica what else you [TS]

01:07:56   have that we didn't get to uh I i [TS]

01:07:58   managed to come up with a little bit of [TS]

01:07:59   a list i'm going to need a ruling from [TS]

01:08:01   down on whether or not i can take this [TS]

01:08:02   one but I was going to say Randall Flagg [TS]

01:08:04   from stephen king's yeah maybe it's [TS]

01:08:07   perfectly okay i just wanna make sure he [TS]

01:08:08   was separate enough from Satan that I [TS]

01:08:10   was allowed to take him I think I think [TS]

01:08:12   he's separated he's ok ok so the flag on [TS]

01:08:15   my uh my dad list also the judge here [TS]

01:08:17   what is happening [TS]

01:08:18   well just I guess I could have a [TS]

01:08:20   suggestion not finished he has some [TS]

01:08:21   possession on Satan and she was asking [TS]

01:08:23   if Randall agus is a covered understand [TS]

01:08:26   seating is very with dance ruling so I [TS]

01:08:28   didn't mean to overrule him even though [TS]

01:08:30   i have that power and can be used it [TS]

01:08:31   ok right and you know your place too [TS]

01:08:34   because you're bad chase how's your [TS]

01:08:36   house was doing um I also [TS]

01:08:39   add from once upon a time I show i like [TS]

01:08:42   very much has some great super I think [TS]

01:08:44   villains up Regina and mr. gold were two [TS]

01:08:47   on my list didn't get you and then also [TS]

01:08:49   I was kind of going through the list of [TS]

01:08:50   podcast I do mostly doctor who and I got [TS]

01:08:52   to Babylon 5 and thought I should pick [TS]

01:08:54   the shadows who are doing from that show [TS]

01:08:57   is that not space racism that they do [TS]

01:09:00   some pretty villainous things I don't [TS]

01:09:03   want to go into too much detail because [TS]

01:09:04   my spouse has not seen the whole show [TS]

01:09:05   yet and we're watching it now but so are [TS]

01:09:09   otherwise I might have gotten slightly [TS]

01:09:10   different actually might have a might [TS]

01:09:11   have a reference there but uh but it's [TS]

01:09:13   okay these are the picture didn't Nick [TS]

01:09:15   David what did you not pick well I've [TS]

01:09:17   got going to Batman I've got racial [TS]

01:09:19   ghoul who is kind of the one of the [TS]

01:09:22   ultimates there [TS]

01:09:23   Oh Hedy Lamarr I mean Hedley Lamarr [TS]

01:09:27   David Mamet haha the animators at Pixar [TS]

01:09:33   because they're monsters for making us [TS]

01:09:35   cry every damn time and cry again at the [TS]

01:09:38   end topic twitter because they are able [TS]

01:09:42   they are able to recognize and delete [TS]

01:09:44   NBC olympics app a NBC olympics tweets [TS]

01:09:48   but they can't recognize and delete and [TS]

01:09:50   take care of your abuse so monsters [TS]

01:09:53   going to Sesame Street for a minute [TS]

01:09:56   Elmo for taking up all the time that [TS]

01:09:59   Grover used to have on Elmo is truly a [TS]

01:10:01   monster was truly a monster is David [TS]

01:10:04   that was a great transition from Twitter [TS]

01:10:06   abuse to Elmo but it's an analog i would [TS]

01:10:10   go with that also the two-headed monster [TS]

01:10:13   who is adorable and I love the [TS]

01:10:15   two-headed monster King Ghidorah because [TS]

01:10:18   three months two heads are better than [TS]

01:10:19   two [TS]

01:10:20   that's nice set last night yeah well and [TS]

01:10:23   finally people who spell theater wrong [TS]

01:10:26   and however you spell it your spelling [TS]

01:10:28   it wrong haha alright Steven I didn't [TS]

01:10:32   have much of a list I there were a [TS]

01:10:34   couple Doctor Who items on my list one [TS]

01:10:35   was the weeping angels which I i thought [TS]

01:10:38   were very scary at this guarantee this [TS]

01:10:40   day even in my forties another one was a [TS]

01:10:43   little bit of a deep cup with sky gras [TS]

01:10:45   he was the use of villain from [TS]

01:10:48   in 1979 Doctor Who story that was never [TS]

01:10:52   actually finished or broadcast I figured [TS]

01:10:54   I was probably a little bit too much of [TS]

01:10:56   a deep cut are Ramsay Bolton from Game [TS]

01:11:00   of Thrones was another one that I i [TS]

01:11:02   thought i had but super but he's easily [TS]

01:11:05   months he's certainly a monster and God [TS]

01:11:08   has come up its sporting stricken with [TS]

01:11:10   roads so that was my last clean [TS]

01:11:14   oh and BTW of course Peter Coyote in dt [TS]

01:11:18   he was also huh [TS]

01:11:20   position ok so also from Game of Thrones [TS]

01:11:24   Joffrey Joffrey Joffrey is the the king [TS]

01:11:29   of monsters and gossamer from a looney [TS]

01:11:34   tunes because customers right for the [TS]

01:11:38   people haha yeah monster [TS]

01:11:41   I mean orange hairy monster wearing [TS]

01:11:43   sneakers and everybody everybody needs [TS]

01:11:45   and Harry hinge person so you know and [TS]

01:11:49   discord for my little pony /q from Star [TS]

01:11:52   Trek depending upon because they're [TS]

01:11:53   basically the same and social media in [TS]

01:11:57   general and also the green-eyed monster [TS]

01:12:03   because what is worse than the greed and [TS]

01:12:06   jealousy within us all [TS]

01:12:07   that's when you're worse than that just [TS]

01:12:12   to be clear that Iran debate [TS]

01:12:15   clearly you're jealous remaining on my [TS]

01:12:18   list i had my favorite alien in an [TS]

01:12:21   abdomen Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja [TS]

01:12:24   Turtles who lives in another dimension [TS]

01:12:27   and has a giant robot body think that's [TS]

01:12:30   pretty solid from Dungeons and Dragons [TS]

01:12:32   displacer beast which are like Panthers [TS]

01:12:34   botanical subjects just crazy i don't [TS]

01:12:36   know what's going on with those guys [TS]

01:12:37   that I don't need wait [TS]

01:12:43   I got it waited to my liking the flag on [TS]

01:12:46   that and finally the people who put the [TS]

01:12:51   milk back in the fridge with like this [TS]

01:12:52   much left [TS]

01:12:53   hello guys why was that not the first [TS]

01:12:56   pic I you know it's a doll away the end [TS]

01:12:59   yeah Brian Leatherface would have been [TS]

01:13:02   my interior designer / party planner [TS]

01:13:04   frank-n-furter we've been the lifeguard [TS]

01:13:06   at the pool very very bad lifeguard a [TS]

01:13:09   link himself died I Hannibal Lecter [TS]

01:13:11   within my caterer and dr. Clayton [TS]

01:13:14   Forrester and TVs Frank would have [TS]

01:13:16   handled AV for the was that the [TS]

01:13:20   magnificent animal because he would be [TS]

01:13:22   an amazing caterer [TS]

01:13:23   haha Steve let's see i had the thing [TS]

01:13:29   that gets night from me which was rather [TS]

01:13:30   rude i thought i had Grover that got [TS]

01:13:33   tonight from me which I also thought was [TS]

01:13:34   rather rude and after you let me down to [TS]

01:13:37   my pics that were not sniped I had the [TS]

01:13:38   original bill hinchman he's coming to [TS]

01:13:40   get you Barbara zombie from night of the [TS]

01:13:42   living dead like I'm sorry all get taken [TS]

01:13:45   as a whole [TS]

01:13:46   yeah that's what I think they're kind of [TS]

01:13:47   played out but he was the he was sort of [TS]

01:13:49   the progenitor he's not even decayed or [TS]

01:13:51   anything but he has really jacked up [TS]

01:13:52   teeth so I guess that's a little scary [TS]

01:13:53   but yeah he's good had Leatherface guess [TS]

01:13:58   that sort of got snagged by brian just [TS]

01:13:59   now the headcrabs from half-life and [TS]

01:14:01   half-life 2 pinhead and the Senate bites [TS]

01:14:04   but especially the dude that shoots CDs [TS]

01:14:06   out of his hands in his face because a [TS]

01:14:08   because that's really weird [TS]

01:14:11   the Deadites from the evil dead movies [TS]

01:14:13   and the great mighty poo who is an [TS]

01:14:16   enormous singing turd from the Conker's [TS]

01:14:19   Bad Fur Day game can you sing a song i [TS]

01:14:21   could but i think it's probably best [TS]

01:14:24   that we not go there and john madden ok [TS]

01:14:28   county had a couple from video games dr. [TS]

01:14:33   Robotnik clearly a supervillain also [TS]

01:14:35   GLaDOS a homicidal computer is dr. [TS]

01:14:38   Robotnik a robot [TS]

01:14:39   no I don't think he had he's totally not [TS]

01:14:42   it seems weird that he's got like a [TS]

01:14:44   cyborg arm or something anything as a [TS]

01:14:45   regular that's better nobody was he [TS]

01:14:47   right with your doctor about that before [TS]

01:14:48   you had the cyber arm it's just a name [TS]

01:14:51   yeah dr. he makes programs it is his [TS]

01:14:56   mean bean machine a robot other podcast [TS]

01:15:00   Monty sorry you instead of Godzilla I [TS]

01:15:03   had Mothra because i wanted a female [TS]

01:15:06   monster monster lays eggs and mothers [TS]

01:15:09   awesome couple of cute japanese chicks [TS]

01:15:10   who skipped sing to you so that's fun [TS]

01:15:12   mhm and Pikachu who you may be aware is [TS]

01:15:16   a pocket monster yes but I thought you [TS]

01:15:20   were just happy to see me [TS]

01:15:21   well done Joe just shaking his head he [TS]

01:15:25   is disappointed in all of us [TS]

01:15:28   mission accomplished powerful course so [TS]

01:15:32   I also had pinhead Pennywise the [TS]

01:15:37   mystique and mo Marat the everliving [TS]

01:15:41   from other girls because guys nice [TS]

01:15:44   alright like my my remainders I had dr [TS]

01:15:48   doom who I think is a really awesome [TS]

01:15:49   super villain because he is also a [TS]

01:15:51   dictator and also invent stuff and it's [TS]

01:15:54   horribly scarred so he's monstrous and [TS]

01:15:57   yet definitely a supervillain I had a [TS]

01:16:00   Solian mike from monsters inc those are [TS]

01:16:04   there pretty good monsters I I with [TS]

01:16:06   Godzilla but I thought about going with [TS]

01:16:07   camera because he's a an adorable turtle [TS]

01:16:09   monster whose friend all children [TS]

01:16:11   understand he's full of milk meat he is [TS]

01:16:13   really neat [TS]

01:16:14   we all love him I had doctor octopus [TS]

01:16:16   from spider-man he is a super villain of [TS]

01:16:19   high-order I darth vader but I felt like [TS]

01:16:21   ran once his bosses chosen why would you [TS]

01:16:25   choose him and I had much effect of luke [TS]

01:16:27   skywalker's the monster [TS]

01:16:28   yeah and I had 1994's REM album monster [TS]

01:16:33   featuring what's the frequency kenneth [TS]

01:16:35   which I really almost chose that's a [TS]

01:16:38   pretty good monster [TS]

01:16:40   well that is the monster draft and super [TS]

01:16:43   villain draft all we did the monster [TS]

01:16:44   draft monster draft it was a mod cast [TS]

01:16:48   smash that belongs to is it too late to [TS]

01:16:51   be right Hamilton i was working out my [TS]

01:16:54   podcast late one night [TS]

01:16:56   alright what have we learned nothing [TS]

01:16:59   absolutely nothing absolutely nothing [TS]

01:17:01   but that's par for the course for that [TS]

01:17:02   we have learned that nobody picked [TS]

01:17:04   Blofeld university date last night about [TS]

01:17:07   whether Blofeld was a from james bond [TS]

01:17:10   was a super villain because of his [TS]

01:17:11   control of a massive international crime [TS]

01:17:13   syndicate and his cat he's a parasite [TS]

01:17:15   crosses okay i think i would have [TS]

01:17:17   allowed obviously I loud everything so [TS]

01:17:19   yeah me too except dt you guys should [TS]

01:17:22   have been here for that discussion now [TS]

01:17:23   awesome and only 30 more monsters than [TS]

01:17:26   Blofeld that's where I draw the line 18 [TS]

01:17:27   sherlock holmes otherwise we're good [TS]

01:17:29   so that has concluded are ridiculous [TS]

01:17:32   draft and here at the now hear this [TS]

01:17:34   festival in anaheim california thanks to [TS]

01:17:37   everybody who came in sauce live thanks [TS]

01:17:38   to my nine panelists who join me onstage [TS]

01:17:41   and also not onstage at the table [TS]

01:17:47   we're at the kids table it's fine we [TS]

01:17:50   feel just as important two different [TS]

01:17:51   windows [TS]

01:17:52   I will I will I will think now i will [TS]

01:17:54   think about personally Erica and sign [TS]

01:17:55   thank you for being here and thank you [TS]

01:17:57   so much for having me it's been a [TS]

01:17:58   delight you pick the master Davros the [TS]

01:18:01   Goblin King and Gargamel it's gonna be [TS]

01:18:05   see i'd rather go to that halloween [TS]

01:18:06   party frankly we have fun [TS]

01:18:08   David lure you have bad horse scooby-doo [TS]

01:18:11   villain mr. work and con I I stand by [TS]

01:18:16   that because I mean Ricardo's really [TS]

01:18:18   nice at Halloween parties record he is [TS]

01:18:19   he's not at all like these villains sit [TS]

01:18:21   down on the rich Corinthian leather [TS]

01:18:23   now so far Stephen you have George Lucas [TS]

01:18:25   the protons Grand Moff Tarkin and being [TS]

01:18:29   the merciless that's a pretty diverse [TS]

01:18:31   list they're good job well it's a i come [TS]

01:18:33   from Canada so we are not well versed in [TS]

01:18:35   supervillainy so I'm kind of pleased [TS]

01:18:37   that no one on this panel actually found [TS]

01:18:39   that we all look like villains to you [TS]

01:18:40   well not find a little bit is but you [TS]

01:18:44   forgot stephen harper well naturally yes [TS]

01:18:46   everyone everyone and high nose [TS]

01:18:48   yes and Wilfred Laurier as well as sure [TS]

01:18:49   anyone politics references [TS]

01:18:51   exactly thank you always always go down [TS]

01:18:53   well at a conference in Sims you had [TS]

01:18:55   Voldemort the doctor the eps and poison [TS]

01:19:00   ivy [TS]

01:19:00   I think it's solid this was my first [TS]

01:19:02   draft so I I him now an experienced [TS]

01:19:06   drafter just nailed it i think from now [TS]

01:19:09   on when they say you you're yeah i'm [TS]

01:19:12   just gonna call to me you know who [TS]

01:19:15   yes please dan you had Satan strong big [TS]

01:19:19   all meet Jesus Batman you're doing [TS]

01:19:22   really well they're the monster mash and [TS]

01:19:25   Grand Admiral Thrawn from Star Wars sort [TS]

01:19:28   of in cannon out of candy tienen nope [TS]

01:19:33   thanks Jason thanks to Brian Brian [TS]

01:19:36   Jackson shining jigsaw Patrick Bateman [TS]

01:19:39   from american psycho and the Blair Witch [TS]

01:19:42   doing social media [TS]

01:19:44   she's your street team player which [TS]

01:19:46   street team [TS]

01:19:48   bangerang fair enough Steve what's yes [TS]

01:19:53   what's toward the tall man huh what [TS]

01:19:56   happened after that I think I may have [TS]

01:19:58   passed out us maybe the monster is us [TS]

01:20:01   right you reminded me especially me and [TS]

01:20:03   pyramid head I can't help noticing my [TS]

01:20:05   group of Monsters has diminished [TS]

01:20:06   somewhat in the last half hour and a [TS]

01:20:08   little concerned about that that was [TS]

01:20:12   probably me if I may quote one of my [TS]

01:20:14   favorite monsters boom tough actin [TS]

01:20:18   tinactin [TS]

01:20:19   well John the John Madden thing we'll [TS]

01:20:24   talk about it Monty yessir scary you had [TS]

01:20:27   Grover Cruella De Vil Nicki Minaj's [TS]

01:20:30   lines from the conway kanye west song [TS]

01:20:32   monster but only that you can write the [TS]

01:20:34   rest of it and Bigfoots but not Yeti [TS]

01:20:38   because I didn't let you have them [TS]

01:20:39   that's great and I'm gonna have the best [TS]

01:20:42   party of all that's going to be good [TS]

01:20:44   party Joe the thing Ursula from The [TS]

01:20:48   Little Mermaid the t1000 and Clayface [TS]

01:20:51   that's pretty good [TS]

01:20:53   everything your endorsement [TS]

01:20:59   let's just appreciate yourself the best [TS]

01:21:00   list of all the lists if you would you [TS]

01:21:03   draft that if I i think it's a good list [TS]

01:21:05   if i were to pick a favorite here that [TS]

01:21:07   would make me a monster can we drink now [TS]

01:21:09   almost i picked up i pick cookie monster [TS]

01:21:12   dr. Frankenstein the monster under your [TS]

01:21:15   bed that was a weird pick and Godzilla [TS]

01:21:17   and those are my pics so thank you [TS]

01:21:20   everybody for listening thank you [TS]

01:21:21   audience i'm jason smell your host this [TS]

01:21:23   has been the uncomfortable live in [TS]

01:21:24   anaheim california goodbye recording [TS]

01:21:29   [Applause] [TS]

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