The Incomparable

00:00:03 ◼   ► the incomparable number 261 artists 2015 [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► welcome back everybody to be [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► uncomfortable we're back for the third [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► round of our a pointless [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► why are we doing this superhero [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► spectacular something-or-other [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► tournament we've we've reduced our [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► numbers 216 we're gonna go down to eight [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► superheroes in this round a few changes [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► have happened since the last two rounds [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► first off let me introduce our two new [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► judges Lisa Schmeisser has been promoted [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► from advocate to judge as so often [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► happens [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► hi Lisa I like to think I'm failing [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► upward hello yes you have worked and [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► succeeded and your reward is being a [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► judge in this ridiculous tournament [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► likewise chip sudderth not Tony chip [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► sudderth you were also a judge now [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► congratulations i'm sorry i am looking [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► forward to completely forgetting every [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► moment of advocacy i have ever had and [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► ruling a just and fair and completely [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► dispassionate forget that is why you [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► were elevated to the bench also joining [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► us we have our we have our excellent [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► advocates Monty Ashley hello your honor [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► I'm just a simple country comic book- [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► lawyer [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► yes reference acknowledged voices to [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► yawn [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► hello hello you are prepared [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► I briefs legal briefs I i I've got to be [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► honest with you i wish i wish that i [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► could say that I were and to echo my [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► colleague I i feel like the the only [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► thing to do is to is to call in a favor [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► and have a friend a simple country [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► lawyer take my place this evening if [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► that's permissible it's not permissible [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► limit [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► well I rule against you well then I'll [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► just I'll just have to muddle through [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► you'll have to do it you'll have to do [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► it yourself we want you feel most black [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► is also out there back for more [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► punishment I most I'm here to do my job [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► yep i'm not gonna take this serious but [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► I'm here to do the people's will all [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► right and I'm very I'm fantastically [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► excited about the new judge lineup [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► alright well done well is your way of [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► sucking up to us [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► no there's no real bad now because [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► passwords it's working i'm no it's not [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► it's really not my type split-decision [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► yeah we're back [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► Jason you're gonna have to say yes I [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► know something nice about the typewriter [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► why don't you Tony sindelar also one of [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► our advocates tonight I Tony hi jason i [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► have been practicing my legal Rasul and [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► my legal dazzles you know I'm ready also [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► i'm prepared to cheat to win [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► unlike last time i like i like the [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► wrestled as a reference how could it go [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► I have a good feeling is your some of [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► your some of your character something [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► you can do well tonight and dan moore [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► and hello dan welcome back chasing we [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► have to do to get bumped up to judge [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► because I'm about done with this uh well [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► let's see how you do tonight [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► let's say anything I I just I I sure [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► hope that you don't have lose any first [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► like top seeds that I think that [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► unlikely [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► yeah it's not gonna happen before we get [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► started I work for your previous [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► episodes where we picked two heroes [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► against each other eventually will solve [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► a problem nobody wanted solve which is [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► what we'll pick a hero that won the [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► tournament for some reason but to get [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► there we have different rules meet [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► around in this round we've asked the [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► advocates to go negative and while they [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► can talk about that what's great about [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► their hero they should at very least [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► frame it and in the context of what's [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► wrong with the other guy and if they [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► just want to go full-on negative and [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► just completely assault the character [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► that they oppose then they are [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► encouraged to do that it's a it's the [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► it's the negative campaigning edition of [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► the superhero tournament [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► let's get started with our first [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► showdown it is number one iron man who [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► will be represented by Dan and number 12 [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► the thing who will be represented by [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► Tony Tony can you give us your statement [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► about the thing and more importantly [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► about iron man so look the thing is a is [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► a is a classic workingman superhero a [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► man a super hero of the people [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► Tony Stark is a drunk chauvinist [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► womanizer [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► he's basically the Donald Trump of the [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► Avengers it literally takes a team of [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► like pepper and Captain America and [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► Rohde sometimes even happy Hogan to [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► basically keep him on track [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► otherwise he's just a walking disaster [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► area [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► he needs a support team he's basically [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► just you know sure he's done some things [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► in his life but you know he would he was [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► he born on third base you know sort of [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► Howard Stark and it's just you know [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► walking around claiming that he hit a [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► home run he's not the true hero that [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► that the thing is that was a really good [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► baseball metaphor I think he didn't get [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► it quite right but I a for effort [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► Tony I was i thought we were talking [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► about cricket yeah that's right well [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► third-base home run [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► you gotta go another base there i'm not [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► sure if Tony Stark flew to the other [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► base or not but that's that's fine that [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► was very good [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► dan you are defending iron man attacking [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► the thing go ahead and deed [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► well I far be it for me to disagree with [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► my esteemed colleague but i must point [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► out that the the thing do anything to [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► become a superhero now it was purely [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► accidental [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► Tony Stark is a self-made man the thing [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► is a rock she's just a big rock and well [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► you know the the implications of being a [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► blue-collar superhero are admirable i [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► think that you have to look back at the [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► fact and say that that the the thing Ben [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► Grimm he's just he doesn't mean he [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► doesn't really know what he's doing he's [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► just a guy who's been giving some powers [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► and doesn't really seem to have a plan [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► or any sort of angle for using them i [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► mean this is a guy the best slogan he [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► could come up with is it's clobbering [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► damn when time is it it's clobbering [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► time that's in our data that's not any [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► that's not in any clock us unlost just [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► say clobbering know any that's not gonna [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► stop clock is Right twice a day but no [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► dough clocks in clobbering time is this [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► meeting over yet [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► oh god my face in conclusion I would [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► like to say that how far can you trust [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► any superhero whose voice patterns are [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► based on Jimmy Durante he's alright time [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► to throw this to our judges Lisa you are [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► the first judge on this case what are [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► your thoughts [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► have we ever definitively established [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► the thing is in fact a pile of sentient [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► rocks and if so where is you where there [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► are are they made in the USA rocks are [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► they [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► foreign rocks are the space rocks born [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► in Brooklyn born in Brooklyn em so the [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► rocks remind Brooke is the thing lying [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► about his origins [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► I have no reason to believe that but the [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► thing is never lied about anything [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► he's as honest as the orange rock from [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► which he is bored to tears point what [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► again only I don't think that our [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► exposure i love you know what what what [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► are you a geologist super-g I was [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► baseball geologist I think everyone is [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► going somewhere this liquid that were [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► asking a question you don't want to yeah [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► especially about the thing I'm I i have [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► more questions for the for the plate tip [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► we're off to an early and early great [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► earlier ailment happen again triking [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► forgerock it'sit's click that Lisa would [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► you like that would you like to pass and [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► let your other judges under I would [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► please let well now I actually preferred [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► but I want to hear chip side of [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► increasing free issue it because I can [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► be swayed and persuasive argument [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► intriguing this is a river in new ground [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► here is what what what are your thoughts [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► Siri what is clobbering time [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► let me check on that ok i found this on [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► the web for clobbering time [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► serie did not give me any kind of [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► indication of a specific time that [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► clobbering time is I'm sorry i am i'm [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► sympathetic to tony's argument against [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► Iron Man as being a creature of [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► privilege but dan had the gall to attack [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► the thing for not being special for not [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► being smart for not having agency [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► ah it strikes me from hearing these [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► arguments that the thing is the every [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► not only the every person hero but the [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► hero for the rest of us who are not very [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► special i find for the thing please sir [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► I have to find for something that was [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► forged in Brooklyn [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► I find for the thing as well I well that [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► that that's its two to nothing two most [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► most generic of superhero names next [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► time we went over this stuff then you [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► already lost just gotta let it go now [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► oh no I know I can I can be bitter and [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► petty after all right it's much more fun [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► with so the thing moves on even though [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► he wasn't actually from Brooklyn and we [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► move on to our next pairing it's going [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► to be Monty but you are going to be [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► talking about spider-man and facing off [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► against number four seed kitty pryde who [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► is going to be defended by Moises s so [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► moist is your the lower seat here number [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► one number one versus number four I will [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► let you go first to tell us what's great [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► about gay pride and more important [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► what's not so great about the old [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► webhead well I to start off with and [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► jonah Jameson ready [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► is that which is wru is James and one of [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► your consultants because that would be [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► really smart of you to do your honor [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► your honor [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► I I have to be honest I i wish i wish [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► that i had more terrible things to say [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► about spider-man [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► I wish that I did I only have a few [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► dozen that that i was able to bring to [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► the table this evening and now whereas [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► with Kitty Pryde you have someone who [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► has repeatedly constantly put themselves [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► on the line but their life on the line [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► and sacrificed and sacrifice and [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► sacrificed time a variety of different [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► costumes a variety of different aliases [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► code names for the sake of the good of [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► life liberty and the pursuit of justice [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► that kind of stuff with spider-man [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► granted he is marvel signature well he [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► was Marvel signature hero until they [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► recently decided that's now Iron Man so [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► perhaps perhaps that demotion in and of [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► itself is the beginning of an indicator [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► as to where the problems the spider-man [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► begin for someone who's trademark slogan [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► is with great power comes great [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► responsibility to be so repeatedly [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► irresponsible selfish and just plain bad [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► luck not only to himself but the people [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► around him how howhow could [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► that individual be the greatest hero to [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► rise to the top of the illustrious ranks [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► that we've gone through so far how could [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► that individual often at the center of a [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► crossover not because he's particularly [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► able to stop a cosmic threat on his own [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► but because g-shocks he's a great guy [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► and he's the company mascot not do to [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► merit no no spider-man spider-man is the [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► fraternity legacy of Marvel superhero [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► characters and frankly we must break [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► with tradition we must say no never [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► again I may just be a simple country [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► comic book fan but to me spider-man is [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► way too much big-city way too much [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► family name as it were before actual [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► achievements [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► let's let's let's start listing off the [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► deaths death of captain Stacy death of [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► Gwen Stacy death of jean de wolf there's [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► not a single good-hearted person or [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► member of law enforcement they can go [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► anywhere near spider-man without their [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► life immediately being put at risk [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► rather than feeling like they have some [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► semblance of security or more than about [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► a 15 issue lifespan so your honors again [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► there are many great things that [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► spider-man is done but really crucially [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► it is the many irresponsible selfish and [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► outright lamebrain things that he's done [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► over the years that has me asking that [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► you must find in favor of Kitty Pryde [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► who would who would sail across the [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► galaxy invisible inside of a giant [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► bullet before she would think of herself [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► what is a true hero is up to you to [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► decide to decide my dear judges I rest [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► my case [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► right that was that had more endings in [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► the lord of the rings but thank you my [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► success we just like most spider-man [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► crossover events we move on to monsey [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► level a stick their his last name you [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► feeling our family legacy dash man yeah [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► a land is honorable tradition i think [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► you'll agree yes indeed I implore you [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► are a lot of all Spider Man huh [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► tell us tell us your story [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► naughty kitty pryde is an intangible [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► teenage girl with a pet dragon is [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► sometimes known as Ariel [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► sprite or Shadowcat depending on whether [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► the current writer can keep a straight [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► face about it according to wikipedia [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► she's soon going to add star lady to [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► that roster of random names nobody ever [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► calls her she mostly exists to look on [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► goggle eyed as truly heroic characters [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► do all the work when you can phase out [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► of physical reality you're never in any [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► physical danger her stories don't have [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► any snakes she's cute she's fun but [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► she's not heroic enough to make it past [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► this round if you want a teenager who [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► actually grapples with problems and put [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► himself on the line to save the world [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► over and over again [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► you gotta go spider-man I rest my case [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► well those were very powerful arguments [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► we're going to move to judge chip [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► judgeship what do you think star lady [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► yes our lady is joining the guardians of [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► the galaxy star lady it's like star-lord [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► but yeah you're never gonna believe this [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► they found ways and nowhere else [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► thursdays i wasn't aware there's a star [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► parentage is they're also going to start [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► early star count to start campus star by [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► well it gets confusing because there are [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► the space where the space nights you see [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► some other space Dame's with the space [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► nights possible go ahead and hold it [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► against kitty pryde that her only [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► choices are a bunch of dopey doot [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► I gotta get him thrown into the digital [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► chip let's say you um I advocate voices [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► were you aware you can you use you spoke [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► of spider-man as the fraternity legacy [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► of Marvel superhero characters i don't [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► suppose you are aware that this justice [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► was a member of the five new Alpha [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► Sinfonia music fraternity in college at [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► the Larry Sanders is slander this [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► slander against a hallowed institution [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► forces meet find in favor of spider-man [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► wow well again sometimes you need to do [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► your research about your judges i will [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► is fair and impartial decision it's [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► moved to Lisa [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► completely dispassionate to I enjoyed [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► the focus nastiness of advocate Monty's [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► of assault and so I find for spider-man [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► wow I think you should I think you [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► should award reward both brevity and [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► brutality [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► yep yeni pride undone by a male hero yet [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► again no save it she's got terrible [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► taste in men have to say this was a yes [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► dentistry this is a yeah this is a tough [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► one for me because I want both those [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► characters but spider-man moves on [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► unanimously our judges have are in sync [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► at the moment we're gonna move on with [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► impeccable legal reason absolutely i [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► have no these are not coming back on [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► review because there is no review but [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► still they're not coming back [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► we're going to imagine see British and [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► shorts life its legal decision mister [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► mister mister uh advocate moist rihanna [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► is going to advocate now for the Hulk [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► against Barry Allen the flash em as [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► advocated by moze moze you get to go [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► first [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► well my talking about the Hulk [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► I mean the Hulk I mean basically look [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► he's green peas lean well not so lean [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► he's actually kind of a big buff [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► whatever he is gamma radiation filled [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► human being but at the end of the day [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► what is he really [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► dr. Jekyll mr. Hyde are all our [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► superheroes [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► basically balancing between those two [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► things so what makes the whole so [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► special [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► I'll tell you Andy anak oh he's not [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► he's a wanton garbage filled you know [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► basically completely invulnerable [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► ah bastion of destruction [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► who cares it's dumb [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► he had Bruce Banner you can talk so much [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► about science and and how cool this guy [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► is how smart he is at the end of the day [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► who cares because all everybody looks as [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► the whole all he does is come on thru [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► break some doors break some buildings [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► break this that and the other [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► is that really what we want from a hero [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► in fact i would tell you that he's not a [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► hero planet hulk who cares it's not this [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► world i mean at the end of the day what [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► he does here destroys humanity at the [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► end of the day [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► stumm but what does he contribute [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► ok at the end of the day he's completely [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► invulnerable [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► that's crazy when you look at the wide [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► array of heroes out there and the Hulk [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► is the top end of the chain [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► he can't be beat puny God garbage mark [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► ruffalo garbage [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► oh wow it's all over are you serious are [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► you serious [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► judges well please listen [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► is the whole really a hero just because [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► you so invulnerable [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► I mean really purple shorts and [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► vulnerable [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► I rest my case I had that the this that [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► is a fascinatingly dismissive argument [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► which I kind of enjoy voice it's your [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► turn to reply with in favor of the whole [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► game against the flash [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► I hold no ill will toward the flash I [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► have to be honest I can't say that I [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► hate the flash I cannot stand here [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► before you judges and say the flash is [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► terrible the flashes a pile of garbage [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► and absolutely in essential to comic [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► book lord I can't do that i just i can't [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► do that because I have too much respect [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► for these legendary characters I i wish [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► my colleague on the other side of the [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► courtroom were so respectful but alas it [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► were not to be the hulk single-handedly [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► was responsible to me and to many for [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► turning around the notion of the Marvel [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► crossover which of course got undone [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► relatively quickly thereafter with with [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► the planet hulk leading into world war [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► hulk making the Marvel Universe world of [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► crossing over their characters actually [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► interesting for once and not just a [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► rehash of house event for the thousandth [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► time one of the things that is most [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► beloved about the Hulk is exactly what [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► my opponent here tells you is so [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► terrible about him which is his duality [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► of self duality of purpose his confusion [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► as to what direction his life is going [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► in fact he carries a very heavy load so [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► I I again i'm so i'm so sad that that I [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► am across the aisle from an opponent who [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► seems to devalue comic book characters [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► so fundamentally especially their [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► portrayal as done by wonderful actors [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► like Mark Ruffalo now turning to the [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► flash if we're really looking at [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► fundamentally the person to be the top [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► of the superhero pile do we want that to [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► be a hero who's very super power can [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► result in rewriting and unwinding and [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► erasing comic-book continuity and [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► resulting in a version of various [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► characters across an entire multiverse [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► that nobody really likes be honest [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► was the new 52 just the bee's knees for [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► everybody or it wasn't just me who found [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► Batman and Green Lantern were two of a [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► few books that was really still worth [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► reading after the flash flash pointed [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► all over DC how can we allow that to be [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► the title signature hero of this [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► competition how can we allow such a [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► thing and perhaps a minor note but just [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► speaking to greater world progress peace [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► happiness around the globe with how much [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► Barry Allen has to eat did his Malibu [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► and metabolic rate judges i would say [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► that we must eliminate him from this [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► competition because if he were the last [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► hero left on earth he would eat the [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► earth out of sustainable vegetation meet [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► a consumable food in and of itself the [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► flash if we take both of these [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► characters to the end of time the flash [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► is the one that is going to either [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► destroy the universe as it is or eat it [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► I rest my case alright interesting [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► arguments there got a little ecological [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► at the end i I'm find that fascinating [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► let's move to Lisa what are your [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► thoughts about this case so what I'm [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► hearing is that the whole could destroy [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► the planet simply by having a temper [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► tantrum whereas the flash could destroy [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► the planet simply by having too many [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► tacos this is this correct both [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► advocates correct i would say that i [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► would say that the flash is capable of [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► of depleting the planet of consumable [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► resources could he then run back in time [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► and change things so that there are more [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► tacos for him [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► do we really have to remove that [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► narrative your Your Honor I call paradox [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► taco paradoxian my travelpod open source [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► is paradoxical time so we have the app [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► so on the one hand as a judge's is a [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► difficult decision to render because on [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► the one hand we do have a hero who is [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► capable of altering the very fabric of [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► space and time for narrative convenience [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► on the other hand we have a superhero [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► who is so potent and so powerful that [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► several of his other fellow powerful [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► superheroes got together a super-secret [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► brainy cabal sent into another planet [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► which he then conquered [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► rules like a god and then came back to [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► earth of the grudge [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► these two are fairly evenly matched and [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► a less impartial judge would immediately [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► vote for the flash because she did not [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► appreciate the ding against Mark Ruffalo [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► who has single-handedly redeemed the [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► Hulk in Marvel Cinematic Universe i [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► would argue however in this case i'm [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► finding for the most powerful and potent [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► superhero and I find for the one that [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► can bend the fabric of space and time I [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► find the flash like you're on all right [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► chip what say you I appreciated the [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► interpretive jiggery-pokery of Moses [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► arguments [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► however when Moises mentioned that the [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► flash flash pointed all over DC which [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► sounded faintly scatological he brought [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► to mind how much I hated the new 52 and [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► it really is the flashes fault i find [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► for the whole oh is this is a split [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► decision and that means that leaves it [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► for me your humble bailiff I don't think [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► that's how it works and host in my [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► memories like court to that's right to [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► break the tie I as as the arguments are [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► going on I i SAT and thought a lot about [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► what would happen if this came up and it [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► was a tie [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► I'm a Marvel marvel kidd [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► through-and-through always look Marshall [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► I love the Hulk love the bill bixby Hulk [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► loved uh loved the break pack planet [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► hulk so the fact that despite all of [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► that I have great feelings toward Barry [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► Allen and the flash and feel that he is [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► in fact the DC Comics character that I [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► kind of like the most [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► I real for the flash the flash moves on [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► yeah that's how that feels exciting to [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► look and rerouted my remote [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► easy there Joe Biden this result can be [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► rewritten by the reality in mere minutes [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► a little flash does need to reread it [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► because he won yeah he's had perhaps you [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► won't get lost when previous we never [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► said if you would like to be on reviews [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► and I'll i am i holding these tacos [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► that's what let's move on [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► here is our matchup between number two [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► seed Wolverine as argued by Morris s and [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► number six [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► Rorschach from watchmen as argued by [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► moze moze you are the underdog so why [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► don't you go first [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► this happens to be probably the single [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► most worst character in the comic book [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► universe [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► why you ask well Deadpool is gone [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► already so well the only event [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► be careful be careful what we wish for [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► because we wished for a amazingly [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► ridiculously haired and by the way his [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► hair matches his costume which is stupid [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► and he has a unbreakable [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► Oh bone structure that's kind of let's [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► just say ridiculous now at the end of [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► the day lets his strategy run-and-gun [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► and / and kill and sniffed and sniffed [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► and snikt but recently full-frame lost [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► his healing factor so what does he [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► really have nothing [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► unbreakable bones I mean look the the [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► Hulk that guy that other that green guy [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► ripped him apart [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► completely in half for two-and-a-half [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► years is that really a hero that gets [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► ripped in half and just live to tell [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► about it [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► in fact i will go so far as to say um I [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► know I'm on treading on thin ground here [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► but [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► a guy named Spock gave him the Klingon [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► death grip whatever that's called you [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► know what's called the you know that [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► love Vulcan death grip and knocked him [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► out so happily invulnerable is this guy [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► and I will go so far as the same look [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► popsicle oh yeah popsicle the brand they [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► made x-men popsicles with in the shape [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► of Wolverines haircut that again [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► conforms to his um yeah his his costume [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► which is stupid [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► really it's stupid and we couldn't even [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► get it straight that this guy had to [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► have english put on his little of what [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► are those claws and then they turn them [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► into bone because who wait a minute it's [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► got to be genetic it's gotta be mutation [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► it can't be it can't be something else [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► look this guy has been literally put [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► everywhere and anywhere as the character [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► who's so invulnerable that we all should [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► care about his dumb and you know he is [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► and when you really look at him is [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► I rest my case alright the popsicle [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► defense comes out at last voice s please [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► tell us why were in this great and [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► Rorschach is not well I your honors I [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► have to say the the the charges leveled [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► against Wolverine are really the [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► foundation of a fantastic thesis on why [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► he is one of the greatest comic book [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► heroes of all time and frankly there's [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► much more depth and levels of intrigue [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► to be had in stories told about this [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► character than the Rorschach what other [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► stories are you going to tell with war [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► Shaq Shaq is great in watchmen [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► watchman's a great piece of fiction i [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► will I I cannot argue that I cannot [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► argue that I can't say that's a bad [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► what doesn't make any sense to me is how [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► he fits into any of the of the broader [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► mythic landscape of superhero narrative [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► since there was never any sort of a [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► prequel or sequel to watchman that i [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► know of at least I don't know how [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► Rorschach fits in anything else and not [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► to to to throw politics into this but [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► Rorschach is also the only character on [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► this entire roster that's openly [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► endorsed by a political candidate Ted [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► Cruz and regardless of what you think of [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► my fellow Texan and fellow Cuban [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► American and fellow not much else [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► Ted Cruz the endorsement of political [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► figure immediately makes me suspect of [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► any comic book character [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► well what are we going to do next pay [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► attention to who you know Lex Luthor [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► endorses forehead of the Justice League [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► i I just I don't see how considering the [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► the litany of better qualities that [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► Wolverine has going for him at an [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► exponential rate that anyone could [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► possibly find for Shaq for me it's it's [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► the most lopsided battle that there is [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► and and frankly not for effect but [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► simply because i'm in all I am I am [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► absolutely abject Lee in all of how much [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► better job than i did that my opponent [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► did in in defending Wolverine I i would [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► have to say that you have to listen to [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► my opponent and find for Wolverine [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► Yorkers fascinating I'll let's go to [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► chip with his verdict intrigue arguments [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► on both sides I [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► iddi I detect a startled assets subtle [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► commonality of approach with advocate [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► Mo's are whose exponents are [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► ridiculously stupid it's dumb i think [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► was a strong argument i'd like to see [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► the site legal citations for it's dumb [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► but it did sound good [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► I i can't i can't endorse Wolverines [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► Erica in any way but popsicles popsicles [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► are kind of neat actually they're tasty [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► they're there they're cheap they're [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► there they're flavorful [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► I like to just like wolverine cheap and [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► flavorful and endorsement by Ted Cruz I [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► don't want to get political but that's [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► that's that that's pure applesauce arm i [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► find for Wolverine interesting that the [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► vote for the big sideburns let's move on [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► to Lisa I really don't think we should [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► spend our time focusing on how these [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► characters look because that's an [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► enormous your owner is normative yeah [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► it's just a limiting and we've all had [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► bad hair days it's it's not the fault of [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► wolverine that he's had a bad hair life [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► he said long and eventful life filled [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► with stupid episodes like ninja [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► badassery and fighting in myth admiss [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► terious wars and so on and so forth [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► however bacon presumably Korshak really [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► smells bad by the way so no the one [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► argument that his sweetie however is a [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► one that was pointed out which is that [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► war shocks value as a character rest [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► precisely in his limited deployment you [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► really can't spin off the adventures of [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► Rorschach requires a japanese wife and [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► teaches kitty pryde how to be a samurai [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► Rorschach is never going to background a [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► shopping mall with Jubilee and be her [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► sidekick on her many adventures were [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► shocked is a genuine loner so that [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► sharply reduces the odds that he'll join [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► eight different teams in the Marvel [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► Universe and insist on all of them that [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► he's a loner Rorschach is never going to [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► do the cannibal special [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► the thing that makes him such a great [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► character makes him a limited hero [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► because he exists in one roll only and [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► that is at and that is to be [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► uncompromising principal and as if we [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► see at the end of the watchman [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► uncompromising principles of course [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► destroyed i find for Wolverine for pure [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► narrative entertainment [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► alright Wolverine advances to the next [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► round [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► good arguments all right we're going to [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► move onto a marquee matchup number one [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► seed Superman has argued by Monty [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► against number five seed Doctor Strange [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► shoes advocate is dan dan you're the [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► lower seed please tell us why is my [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► doctor Strange's good friend Superman is [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► bad respected judges are i would like to [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► enter the following facts into evidence [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► Superman not a doctor as far as i can [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► tell you know postgraduate degrees of [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► any kind that's just kind of a big lunk [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► head who seems to fly around and [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► strangely it's really a saver America [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► like you Justina he's got that whole [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► American thing going on which i guess is [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► great and all but at the same time hehe [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► comes off a little too potentially you [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► know right wing / fascist for me so I'm [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► a little concerned about that item [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► evidence number two Superman does not [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► have an awesome mustache and I think not [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► undervalue that that lack of of awesome [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► facial hair is really just going to hold [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► them back i mean there's no place to go [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► this is a guy who could desperately use [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► some facial hair because he needs to [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► maintain a secret identity and instead [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► he just puts on a pair of glasses so [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► clearly not the sharpest tool in the [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► shed to begin with the item number three [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► superman also not a sorcerer i think [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► that is worth pointing out that you know [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► there is there are those who have [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► mastered the magical arts and those who [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► are just kind of big strong guys you fly [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► around a lot [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► and my final piece of evidence i would [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► like to point out that he is also [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► allergic to rocks and that is just like [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► the worst weakness ever I mean clearly [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► if the thing went up against Superman [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► then Scooby hollow-point so in the end [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► I'm and strong but no all right Monty [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► it's time for your report [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► Doctor Strange is not a superhero [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► he's a magician he should restrict [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► himself to guessing what coward you're [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► thinking of now I realize that techno [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► he's a wizard or sorcerer not a common [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► street or stage magician but what does [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► that mean that means he should be [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► hanging out in the Shire not in comic [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► books also he's going to be played by [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► Benedict Cumberbatch in the upcoming [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► movie which means you're already sick of [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► it before it even comes out and finally [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► know how quickly finally comes name [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► Doctor Strange is the laziest comic-book [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► moniker since mr. fantastic I rest my [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► case [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► oh nice a lot love a short but sweet [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► arguments there [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► let's go to Lisa for her thoughts on the [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► verdict I i think one of the unfortunate [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► side effects of having a lengthy public [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► record is that my disdain for mr. [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► fantastic is well known and I worry that [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► it is a an attempt to bias me doing the [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► doctor strange to be fair is his name [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► his name is Stephen strange we have [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► Richards name is not fantastic this is [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► also true [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► and here are no medical doctor and I [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► believe so i think it was changed from [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► strange kowski was originally published [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► he was going to be this is true he was [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► going to be mr. straight until Stanley [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► decided that was too much like mr. [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► fantastic [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► so rather than come up with a better [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► kind of day we just had been making in [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► spent six years in strange magical [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► medical school to be called mr. street [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► actually I believe the doctor Strange's [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► origins are such where he was a [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► hoity-toity surgeon who have [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► time for anything until he was in a car [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► accident lost the ability to operate [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► right and then was desperate to regain [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► it and so he embarked on mystical path [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► and kinda got distracted by that was [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► already pre love kind of things it was [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► it was and the problem is in a trail of [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► Dormammu yes and the promises now that [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► you put it that way I'm almost empty [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► I'm almost tempted to vote for him just [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► because a superhero with eat pray love [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► is an origin story is a refreshing [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► addition to almost any any any Hall of [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► my T's I think that's iron fist actually [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► i also have to give special attention to [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► the antiserum and forces because they're [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► five arguments were both compelling and [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► factually true again my love of Superman [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► is well-documented I think he represents [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► a lot of the best of both the DC [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► Universe and and the best of what we can [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► strive for us human beings [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► however the case against him was [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► skillfully constructed and I desperately [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► want to see eat pray love make it to the [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► finals so I'm finding for dr. strange [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► child big big moment here potentially [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► chip what are your thoughts Superman and [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► dr. strange well you would think the [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► answer would be obvious [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► thank you your honor dan has dan has put [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► together a skillful argument i concur [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► with uh with judge miser on that point [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► are even on top of that Superman both [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► pre-crisis and after the crisis was [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► frequently written as vulnerable to [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► magic [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► so you think that dr. strange would [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► actually just snap his fingers and [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► Superman would vanish in a puff of logic [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► but Monty reminded us that dr. strange [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► will be played by Benedict Cumberbatch [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► who my wife thinks is hot i find for [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► Superman that throws it to me again [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► mhm i have no great love for dr. strange [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► or more magician superheroes in general [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► but I i am going to cite an argument [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► made earlier bye-bye advocate mo is in a [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► different context here which is Superman [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► he's dumb he's [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► boring i rule for Doctor Strange slow [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► Your Honor I think you did a great thing [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► for all mankind I already said I like [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► the flash better than other DC heroes [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► this this is a night a night full of [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► upset mmm yes it's very exciting [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► compaq yes and Monty you might be quite [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► right to point out that was the you [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► complete you play the dumb name card how [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► are you doing for Superman [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► hey they started with a draft of strong [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► guy and had to work their way on here [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► you know attention and strong guy was an [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► improvement on car lifter amazing [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► amazing things are happening again which [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► is just a guy named Jack Tony yeah lot [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► of lifting a lot of writing work there [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► so all right let's move on to a matchup [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► it is number two seed captain america [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► who is going to be champion by Monty vs. [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► a number 11 seed beta ray bill who's [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► going to be championed by moes yeah [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► that's right it's worth or I hope chip [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► can Kenda view this without recusing [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► himself Mo's you get to argue for a big [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► underdog beta ray bill and against [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► Captain America [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► why do you hate America go ahead well I [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► mean you kind of set things American I [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► mean it's done lightly it's true for me [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► but I'm willing to come out of that [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► because you don't if funny thing you [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► mentioned i just recently watched age of [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► Ultron and there was a man named vision [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► who picked up the Thor's hammer which [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► seemed to be pretty a pretty big deal [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► and the whole thing there's only one of [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► the person in fact vision is never [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► actually done that that was movie [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► stuffed will call that there's only one [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► other person that as a person alien a [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► beta ray bill who who was i quote worthy [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► to hold [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► Thor's hammer [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► and odin was the one who kind of team [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► that now we're dealing with God's [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► mysteries and things that nature at its [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► funny [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► there was another uh situation in the [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► age of Ultron you know everybody had [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► sins or things that they were afraid of [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► but this guy captain america [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► it's very interesting to me because he [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► didn't have in fact he only wanted to do [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► is dance with his girl I find that very [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► interesting that a guy a mortal man if [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► you will and without kind of throwing [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► too much religion into the whole mix [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► seems to have no sins [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► there was only one guy that I've I'm [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► aware of that never had that but he was [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► rings can I crawled my apologize i think [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► that's a really are Jesus and Reed [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► Richards mixed up again I'm sorry that's [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► right that's what you're going to see [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► how that might happen Richard himself [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► until it happens all the time [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► absolutely and in fact I would say that [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► Captain America I look at this nation [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► and I say to myself [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► twenty percent Donald Trump well you [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► know you know captain america did a [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► great thing back in the day I mean look [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► in fact we're all believe that he killed [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► Hitler what you really done for us [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► lately [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► capitalism is that really what were [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► striving for and that's really against [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► the people cap or you really for [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► I rest my case interesting intriguing [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► question we're gonna leave it out there [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► Monty what do you say well your honor [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► you and honor are you just a bailiff I [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► am I am as poetry bail I as host I am [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► honorable to an extent it can ask the [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► bailiff to describe the contents of the [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► jpeg that I just entered into the record [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► yes so i can describe this for the [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► listeners who cannot check in the show [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► notes for this excellent piece of work [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► it is Captain America holding Thor's [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► hammer above his head shouting Avengers [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► Assemble while being looked upon by [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► passers-by and heroes who are nearby as [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► well as apparently he's about to be [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► attacked by Nazi robots [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► thank you i checked i have checked on [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► whether this is well there have been [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► many inches and its role in the [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► background and just now you're gonna [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► bring that up [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► well well you have had time to do your [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► research you said that only one person [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► has been able to lift Thor's hammer and [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► I just wanted to put on the record the [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► fact that captain america has in fact [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► with to Thor's hammer twice and [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► continuity but that is not the essence [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► of my argument the essence of my [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► argument as I consider captain america [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► beyond reproach will focus on my honored [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► opponent beta ray bill is basically [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► defined by being almost as good as Thor [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► he's like a substituted ingredient in a [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► recipe if you don't have Thor you can [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► use beta ray bill and you can put them [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► out below they're saying it'll basically [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► be fine [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► he's nearly Thor he's liam hemsworth oh [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► zing is not terrible but his first name [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► is literally beta the novelty of being a [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► hammer-wielding space horse can take you [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► only so far [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► and honorable judges i submit that this [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► round is where beta ray bills journey [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► has to end [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► thank you for your time alright we are [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► going to start with Lisa here [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► well i'll keep this very very very brief [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► in terms of who ranks above whom in the [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► comic index there is a beta ray bill who [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► again has the head of a horse i also [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► want to draw his attention to Bill known [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► as Starfighter in the wonderful comic [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► god hates astronauts who has the head of [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► a supernatural cow so even in the genre [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► of butt-kicking superheroes with the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► head of livestock beta ray bill doesn't [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► match how you doing bill [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► yes named Bill get it i want i want to [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► add to we're not quite two three because [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► R cubed through hands-on with to you [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► merely have two examples but but even in [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► this contest battery bill losses also [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► you can't argue with the dude is [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► wielding a hammer and fighting not zero [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► but at the same time I find for Captain [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► America chip unfamiliar as i am with [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► beta ray bill it would take a while to [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► get to catch you up [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► i think the the phrase his first name is [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► literally beta is one of the most [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► masterful things I have ever heard on a [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► podcast haha I you know after after he [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► after hearing that any other words no [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► longer have meaning i can't rule against [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► Captain America I would be ruling [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► against myself chip is Captain America [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► ok yes the mirrorless Marlys alright so [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► I'm hearing a two-nothing verdict for [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► Captain America what the lesson we [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► learned here is being not as boring as [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► Thor can only go so far and this is the [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► point where beta ray bill gets off the [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► the treadmill but well well flat or [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► store well-fought let us move on to our [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► next round it is going to be number two [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► seed Wonder Woman versus number six seed [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► Barbara Gordon known as bad girl and [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► oracle tony is the advocate for wonder [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► woman hello [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► what do I need to say to ask any [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► questions of the judges about whether [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► they need to with it whether they can be [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► impartial in this situation I would [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► actually turkeys myself from this really [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► wow GG quick about it [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► that is a lot i'll allow it all out i [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► have i have a tiebreaking i have a [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► tiebreaking system in place should [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► should it's a coin it's a client is [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► judging excuse themselves ship and I [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► disagree your honor how can we have [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► wonder woman vs. Batgirl and have the [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► only woman on the panel not participate [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► this whole trial is a farce [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i actually perhaps [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► you can't choose between them [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► I is Lisa if you which if you choose to [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► abstain how about this i would like you [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► to make a statement at the end and then [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► if you choose to abstain then you may do [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► so [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► alright alright alright so Monty you are [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► going for Barbara Gordon Tony you're [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► arguing for Wonder Woman Monty Barbara [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► Gordon's the number six seed one number [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► two so you were the underdog you may go [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► first all right now it should go without [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► saying that i have nothing but the [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► utmost respect for his woman I believe [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► that she was a princess surf sometimes [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► she's a princess [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► sometimes she's a goddess sometimes [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► she's been literally molded out of clay [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► the thing is one woman's background is [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► constantly changing to the point where [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► she's not the same character as she was [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► when she was first created and that's [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► good because i'm going to put this [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► delicately Wonder Woman's early comic [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► books are kind of not for kids they were [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► created by a world class weirdo who's [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► personal obsessions are right there on [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► every single page and they say that [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► Wonder Woman is one of the three pillars [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► of DC Comics you got Superman Batman and [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► Wonder Woman but the Wonder Woman we [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► have now they have carefully removed all [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► of the goofy nonsense that she used to [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► she's not from Paradise Island anymore [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► she's from the mascara her bracelets i'm [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► pretty sure are not made of a metal [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► called feminine um [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► anymore but that at least I hope they're [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► not if it thinks it is also from [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► Amazonia at one point hmm wonder woman [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► although she has put forth as a good [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► role model for young girls [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► he really isn't not like Barbara Gordon [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► the butt-kicking librarian and finally i [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► will remind the judges that yvonne craig [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► passed away very recently and a lovely [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► way to honor her memory would be to [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► honor that girl / oracle / Barbara [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► Gordon and put her through the next [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► round [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► thanks pulling out all the stops and [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► there will be wine that's how i got Tony [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► it's your turn my opponent has already [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► pointed out that Wonder Woman is is part [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► of the Holy Trinity that you know has [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► guided comics to where they are today [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► you know that girl has done a lot of a [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► lot of good work for the bat [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► Organization and I don't want to [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► underplay that but you know I she [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► probably only got that job because of [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► her dad is you know there's some [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► nepotism at work there this may not have [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► been the most qualified candidate for [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► that position and you know sometimes the [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► bat bureaucracy just keeps expanding and [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► there's back jobs and you you take on [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► who you need and it's you know it's kind [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► of the peter principle at work here also [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► you know I i think that the the recent [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► versions of a batgirl are actually has [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► become somewhat of a ridiculous hipster [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► that makes even me feel too old to be [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► reading those comics you know she's done [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► a lot of good good work for the the bat [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► agency over the years but i think [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► perhaps it you know she should take some [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► time off from superheroing and focus on [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► her studies [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► the end the end thank you okay well i'm [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► gonna go to chip for his his thoughts [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► and ruling yvonne craig was a lovely [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► woman [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► yvonne craig brought spandex to Batman [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► the the Batman TV show in and in [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► appealing in an appealing way how can i [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► how can i turn my back on Monty's [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► stirring recollections of her gifts and [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► talents and her memory by voting for [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► Wonder Woman pretty easily over Wonder [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► Woman alright Lisa what are your [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► thoughts [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► like I said I'm recusing myself from [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► this one the reason being that I am an [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► unapologetic and unashamed Barbara [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► Gordon / oracle fangirl and I don't [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► trust myself to be impartial on this [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► issue i have past history with oracle [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► advocate Gail Simone's wonderful [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► rehabilitation of the character and the [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► birds of prey series that every thought [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► every opportunity and do this lengthy [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► history i cannot issue a ruling in this [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► case [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► well this is a very difficult one for me [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► as well I i am married to a librarian my [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► wife also was a childhood fan of of [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► Wonder Woman and we have Wonder Woman [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► memorabilia in the house so how to [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► choose between these two characters i [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► don't know this is this is the most [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► supremely difficult battle i think that [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► that we're going to face I in the end i [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► think i have to rule over this way yes [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► Wonder Woman's history is a is peculiar [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► although her her creator is I think I [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► wouldn't get too judgmental about her [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► creator he was certainly lead an [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► interesting life but he created a [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► character that has resonated for years [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► in many different guises what what is to [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► be said for Batgirl [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► and oracle for Barbara Gordon is [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► somebody who is introduced as the kid [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► sidekick and the girl sidekick which is [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► not necessarily a position of strength [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► has it she has been transmogrified into [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► something bigger and better showing the [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► versatility of the writers and I think [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► that's to be commended [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► but in the end I like chip i think i [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► have to lean ever so slightly toward [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► Wonder Woman for being uh more fully [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► formed from the beginning and and sadly [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► have to say that Barbara Gordon has [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► passed as far as she can go so wonder [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► woman moves on to the next round [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► just justice is difficult work it is [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► difficult that was a tough one I [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► actually was sending instant messages to [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► Lauren that entire time saying please [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► choose one for me and she's smart [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► well because Babs is a library Babs is a [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► librarian and there's that there's not [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► tied to it and you know my own daughter [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► has a has a set of boredom and pajamas [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► that she absolutely adores and to be [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► honest because they don't make oracle [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► pajamas a little girl sex that's a [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► little dark [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► oh yeah now I was actually thinking if [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► we ever took her to a convention in [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► cosplay I would dress up like background [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► whenever put joker in a wheelchair like [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► a little Joker doll in a wheelchair nice [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► flip it around huh well if if dr. [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► strange should get a cold or something [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► it Barbara Gordon isn't available to [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► fight battles later I like that idea [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► she's an alternate how about that sounds [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► good to me I'd never move on to be final [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► matchup of the night it's the one that [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► the people who looked ahead in the [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► bracket thought was a possible but [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► highly unlikely match up and yet it has [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► come to pass through sheer luck i'm [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► going to say sheer luck it is the [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► matchup that everybody demanded and now [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► it is finally here [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► you know it you wanted it and now you [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► get to hear Dan more'n advocating for [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► Marvel's moon night against Tony [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► sindelar who is arguing for DC Comics [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► the Batman was that dan please tell us [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► about why moon night is great [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► that man is no good no good luck buddy [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► alright so [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► I i know this is this seems like an [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► uphill climb it seems like a tough row [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► to hoe here and and I know exactly what [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► my my esteemed opponent is gonna tell [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► you he's Batman and that may be true but [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► i think what we need to look at is the [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► fact here that it's incontrovertible [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► that Batman is just a terrible moon [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► night rip off because another night [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► dates back to ancient Egyptian god this [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► power on various sort of worthy vessels [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► and in that sense [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► Batman is simply a modern-day invention [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► of some guy who is a rich playboy and [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► yeah I had a tough upbringing but really [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► just decided that instead of using his [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► millions to help the poor people of [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► Gotham City that he would dress up like [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► a bat and beat the crap out of criminals [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► this is the guy was a butler right in [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► the evening we talked a little bit of [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► Tony Stark being full of privilege but [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► but Bruce Wayne is a poster boy for [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► white male privilege i mean anybody else [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► tried to dress up as a bat and beat up [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► people they would just not go very far [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► so I think that you know in some ways [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► Batman is just a pale imitation of moon [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► night I mean moon night is I think he [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► shows a certain degree of ostentation [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► listen and devil-may-care attitude that [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► Batman doesn't sure Batman dresses up in [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► dark clothes and goes around sneaks [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► around we're not wears all white and [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► runs around he is not afraid of being a [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► target because he has you know the power [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► of of good and righteousness and [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► psychosis on his side so i think in in [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► summation if I may present my case and [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► in just a simple brief sentence he's [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► moon night writer words never spoken [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► ah Tony tell us about why but the Batman [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► is so good and Moon Knight is so not [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► I'd like to say earlier case love [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► regarding he is Batman you do you are [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► you referring to Batman or moon that [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► would you make that stat I would like to [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► establish that Batman is bad me okay [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► uh-huh and just to make sure that there [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► no can do you want adventure I am a [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► hundred percent sure that Batman is [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► Batman uh welcome to technology club [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► um so just to just to dispel any [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► potential confusion among our judges are [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► listeners we all know that Batman was [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► created in the thirties and midnight is [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► created in the seventies which I think [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► my opponent will have to concede happens [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► after the 30 pretty awesome decade [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► though eighteen seventies you mean ya [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► yes actually before nineteen thirties [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► but nice try with your lies and [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► flim-flam moon night there's really not [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► a lot i can say to impeach moon night [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► because nobody knows who he is because [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► he is literally just Marvel's [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► watered-down Batman and you know what [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► tonight is pretty awesome he is a really [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► cool underappreciated Marvel hero and if [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► you know you're somewhere and you can't [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► get Batman you know maybe maybe this [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► will carry over until you get to your [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► next Batman installment butBut moon [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► night is just he's just imitation Batman [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► he store-brand Batman except no [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► substitutions alright let's go to leave [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► her for her judgment [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► this is a difficult one because no it's [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► not [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► no comments from the peanut gallery [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► please [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► that's not Ella the one hand the input [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► the first really wants me to sing them [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► like moonlight take it all the way for [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► good again often mistaken as moon.white [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► I have a very about courtrooms they need [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► an agent of chaos driver let you think [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► about justice [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► I want to just think about well just as [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► it's coming in for other alright [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► continue Lisa you for the immediate [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► briefs but the truth of the matter is a [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► crazy dude who may or may not be [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► multiple personalities one of which may [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► or may not be an ancient Egyptian [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► divinity is sorely boiler he's not he [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► just won't do not cast aspersions it [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► simply know this whole round is about as [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► casting argument said closed oversleep [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► we got you gotta be careful we start we [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► start exploring the mental health of our [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► clients and I had [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► that's a that's a dark road nobody wins [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► then that's just 0 is nobody vs no way [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► for the final round that eat the thing [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► is if Barry Allen is the heart of the DC [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► Universe you could argue that Batman is [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► kind of the dysfunctional mom who keeps [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► them all together inside I was really [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► hoping to fit all the salt very heart [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► and and that means that's there [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► and and that means that's there [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► I know hereby hard you know because you [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► think about this and and Batman has has [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► helped a half dozen people in the DC nor [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► springboard into their own place in the [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► in the superhero pantheon [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► he is arguably the greatest detective in [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► the DC Universe he keeps Superman honest [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► and on his toes and for Superman to [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► confront his construction of humanity [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► even as he is super and is that how he [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► did well now look the dress code aside e [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► Batman brings everyone else together [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► either because they're terrified of him [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► or they can't figure out where they want [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► to work with him but he's something [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► everybody in the DC Universe in common [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► and he's got like the coolest rogue's [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► gallery ever so I'm gonna find for [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► Batman alright Batman gets a vote from [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► lee so judge Jim judge it whatever the [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► audacity of advocate morons argument it [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► moves me I I I was like God give me a [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► reason to vote for moon night and I got [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► several and then Dan said that Batman is [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► a pale imitation of moon night Dan [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► Batman is a pale imitation of moonlight [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► what color is badass cost you up [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► dark light gray no dark defending that [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► depends on your version did well your [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► night likely great yeah what color the [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► 19 Knights costume it's impossible to be [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► sure haha not no one has ever really [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► seen him [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► why does not really ignore your honor I [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► believe the color is pale imitation is [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► that what you're asking [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► it is indeed I 54 Batman alright well [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► Oh pale imitation is a great paint color [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► for kitchen to see you know if any man [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► that can roll around in like a pilot [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► suit or something and pretend to be [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► Batman in the next round [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► unfortunately been doing forever we're [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► checking IDs and he won't be allowed [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► through so bad man moves along to the [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► next round and and with that we have cut [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► our number of heroes from 16 to 28 the [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► remaining heroes in our in our [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► tournament our number-one seed [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► spider-man number two seed captain [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► america that went according to plan [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► number one seed a let's see what number [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► one seed Batman number two seed one [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► woman that also went according to plan [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► then we have number five seed Doctor [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► Strange up against number three seed the [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► flash number 12 seed cinderella story [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► the thing Ben Graham going up against [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► number two seed Wolverine those are the [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► eight heroes who remain in our ultimate [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► quest to discover something that we're [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► not sure about about superheroes I and [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► we will resolve all of the rest of this [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► tournament in one final edition of the [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► incomparable home please let it be only [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► one final edition and comfortable summer [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► superhero tournament in in a few weeks [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► when you have a one-hour episode that's [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► just the final one on one will be a [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► radio drama i want to sit there any [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► popcorn [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► yeah well we'll see you around both the [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► advocates will just be shouting at each [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► other [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► yeah stop shouting first loses still [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► have some will have some very exciting [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► space fire coming up there but until [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► then I want to thank our are advocates [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► Monty Ashley thank you for being here [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► thank you Jason [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► sorry Superman voices too jaan thank you [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► for being here thank you very much for [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► having me what I do isn't very nice but [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► I'm I'm the best there is at what it is [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► whatever that is a job offering Mo's [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► philipose black thank you so much for [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► being here it's a pleasure and I i try [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► to do the people's will appreciate it [TS]

01:03:44 ◼   ► Tony sindelar thank you for fighting the [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► good fight I will always fight the good [TS]

01:03:47 ◼   ► fight as long as I don't have to fight [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► Batman also you were three and out [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► tonight so congratulations on that I [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► cheat to win and Dan Morgan thank you [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► for that driver [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► alright that way I think you're thinking [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► of batman forever just a film would not [TS]

01:04:02 ◼   ► have gotten one night that they're in [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► there have been way more bad Batman [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► films in bad moon night fell we have you [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► seen the area that the fan recut of the [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► Batman movies to feature moon night [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► they're done by dan and his brother [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► and I'd like to think the doing the hard [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► job of being our judges chips under [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► we should start calling this loss go to [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► scare and research miser thank you thank [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► you it's a pleasure and everybody out [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► there thank you for putting up with us [TS]

01:04:30 ◼   ► this is ridiculous we know but we also [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► think it's kind of fun and we will be [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► back with a regular episode next weekend [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► yes the threat of more superhero [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► tournament is out there in a few weeks [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► until then thanks for listening [TS]