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0:00:06From Relay FM, this is Connected, episode 159. Today's show is brought to you by Blue Apron,

0:00:13Hover and Encapsula. My name is Michael Hurley. Oh wow, why did I do that? I'm joined by Federico

0:00:19Vittucci and Steven Hackett. Hello everyone, we're very formal today. What did I do that for? Oh no,

0:00:26As you can tell, I'm a little bit sick and I'm afraid the cold has spread to my brain.

0:00:30So that's the end of me now.

0:00:33I have never done that.

0:00:34Why did I do that?

0:00:35That was so strange.

0:00:36Hello, my name is Michael David James Hurley.

0:00:38Welcome to the show.

0:00:40We have some follow-ups.

0:00:41Steven, please, please follow up because I've ducked myself now.

0:00:45Steven: Yeah, you really did.

0:00:46You used all your names.

0:00:48We spoke about my annual St. Jude fundraiser and thank you to the connected audience.

0:00:54We have, as of Monday, we reached our goal of $9,000.

0:00:59It's currently at $15,000 and change, which is super awesome.

0:01:02They met the challenge!

0:01:04Thank you.

0:01:05I challenged everyone and they did it and destroyed it because you had a goal of $9,000

0:01:10and it's at $15,000 now, which is unbelievable and it's the best clause ever and please give

0:01:16money if you haven't already.

0:01:18Please just do it because it's worth it.

0:01:20So great.

0:01:21So awesome.

0:01:22- Yes, so thank you, and I know lots of people

0:01:24have been linking to it on Twitter,

0:01:26and I saw some blog posts about it from lots of people,

0:01:28so thank you all for sharing,

0:01:30and it just means the world to me and my family,

0:01:33and lots of other St. Jude families.

0:01:35- Yep, couldn't be a better cause.

0:01:38- So we're going to jettison the rest of follow-up

0:01:42to next week.

0:01:43There's some very exciting Spotify follow-up

0:01:45that I'm not gonna tell you about yet,

0:01:46but it's really a scene in my house right now,

0:01:50my music situation.

0:01:52I've just gone back to cassette tapes, that's the--

0:01:54- Oh no, there's no spoilers.

0:01:56- Yeah, there's just tapes everywhere.

0:01:59We're gonna get into this Apple event,

0:02:01but really the Apple event wasn't yesterday,

0:02:04it really sort of started over the weekend.

0:02:08Because-- - Oh wow.

0:02:10- Because a couple of weeks ago we would have said,

0:02:14the HomePod firmware leak,

0:02:16probably the worst software leak Apple's ever had.

0:02:19Surely it won't happen again.

0:02:21I guess what happened guys, it happened again.

0:02:24- It happened again. - It was worse.

0:02:26- It was kind of worse and different.

0:02:27- Yeah, I think this was worse, right?

0:02:28I think this was definitely worse.

0:02:29- I think it was worse too.

0:02:31- Because the HomePod stuff,

0:02:33it really kind of mostly confirmed things

0:02:36we already thought we knew, right?

0:02:39- Yeah, and also it was a mistake.

0:02:41This one-- - Yeah,

0:02:43we're gonna get into that in a minute.

0:02:44We're gonna get into this mistake malicious meme

0:02:47that's going around right now.

0:02:50But this really kind of,

0:02:53it took away a lot of the little things, right?

0:02:57'Cause when the HomePod stuff's going around,

0:02:59wherever these leaks, people were just like,

0:03:00oh, you know, this is the broad strokes,

0:03:03but where Apple really excels is the little things.

0:03:06And this leak had all those little things in it.

0:03:09Stuff like Animoji, you know,

0:03:11like some of the portrait mode stuff.

0:03:13Like so many really interesting tiny details

0:03:16were shared in advance.

0:03:19and even stuff like the animation for registering face ID,

0:03:24the fact that there was gonna be an update to AirPods,

0:03:27the list goes on and on and on, right,

0:03:29of the little things that came out because of this leak.

0:03:32And from what can be discerned,

0:03:35I think initially it was presumed

0:03:36that this was a leak from a carrier, right?

0:03:39I think that was originally how it was reported,

0:03:41that it maybe slipped out during the testing process,

0:03:45but it later came to light that really,

0:03:48this was just someone shared a public URL,

0:03:51'cause the URL was public, to get the GM,

0:03:54which I assume is created to share with carriers

0:03:58and stuff like that, to share with people

0:03:59that need to do regulatory testing.

0:04:02Apple has a URL that they give to these companies,

0:04:04which is obscurity, what is it,

0:04:07like security through obscurity type deal?

0:04:09- Yeah, basically.

0:04:10They shared an entire list of links from,

0:04:15I assume from what I've heard, from an internal email,

0:04:19like they selected an entire paragraph of links

0:04:23and they just sent that around to a bunch of publications

0:04:27and then eventually on Reddit and other sites, yeah.

0:04:31- And I think it might have been for me personally,

0:04:35John Gruber, who I first saw mentioned to the fact

0:04:37that he was very aware that this was sent out

0:04:42by someone inside of Apple, not as a controlled leak,

0:04:46but as a, I want to spoil things or I wanna share,

0:04:50you know, like somebody was leaking this

0:04:52to spoil something, right?

0:04:54And so Federico, you mentioned mistake

0:04:57and what do you mean by that?

0:04:59Can you explain that?

0:05:01- For the HomePod, I do mean that it was like,

0:05:04it was not an accident because of the way that,

0:05:07the way that Apple handles these releasing OTA updates

0:05:12for internal employees only and the general public.

0:05:17My understanding is that the system

0:05:19that they used to have in place,

0:05:21I don't know if it's been changed since, I hope so,

0:05:24but the system that used to be in place months ago,

0:05:26it was really easy to make that kind of mistake.

0:05:28It was a very manual process.

0:05:30And someone who was in charge of pushing this OTA update

0:05:34for the HomePod to the employees

0:05:36that are currently testing the speaker,

0:05:38made a genuine mistake and basically dropped the wrong,

0:05:42the file in the wrong folder.

0:05:44And the fact that that was even possible,

0:05:47it wasn't meant to be a malicious act.

0:05:49It just, you're dealing with drag and drop

0:05:52and you're dealing with two folders,

0:05:53it's easy to make that kind of mistake.

0:05:55But the system shouldn't be structured like that

0:05:57in the first place.

0:05:58So from what I know, that was a mistake.

0:06:01This one, it was done on purpose.

0:06:03I don't know with,

0:06:05I mean, I guess if you're sharing the GM before the release,

0:06:10and especially the GM seed of the iPhone 10,

0:06:13you know that there's gonna be stuff in there

0:06:15and you know that people are gonna be able

0:06:16to decrypt the firmware and to look inside

0:06:21and see stuff like an emoji.

0:06:22So to say that that person didn't know the extent

0:06:26of his actions or her actions, I don't believe that.

0:06:31I don't think that's the case.

0:06:34They knew perfectly that leaking the GM a few days ahead of the event would cause damage to Apple.

0:06:41All the reporting around it was really interesting for a couple of days, right?

0:06:45There seemed to be a lot of discussion about like whether 9to5 should have reported on it, etc, etc.

0:06:52My personal feeling on it is it is a shame that this stuff came out, but 9to5 should have reported on it.

0:06:58If you get some really interesting juicy details, would you not share?

0:07:03So Federico, somebody gave this to you.

0:07:05You got this GM.

0:07:07Would you do anything with it?

0:07:09I mean, you don't have to say like,

0:07:10we do go to the whole extent that they did

0:07:12ripping it to shreds, but.

0:07:14- No, I mean, you know me and you know I wouldn't do that

0:07:18because I've had much better material in the past.

0:07:21And I've, you know, I've sat on it with my mouth shut,

0:07:26not because I don't think it should be reported on

0:07:29because I do believe 95 mecha make rumors

0:07:32and they're doing their job.

0:07:33And it's their business model to report this.

0:07:37And especially after the links were on Reddit, were public,

0:07:41thousands of people had the GM installed

0:07:43before Apple stopped signing the file.

0:07:46So they were just doing their jobs.

0:07:49Personally, I don't like doing that

0:07:52because it's not the way that I see Max

0:07:52because it's not the way that I see max stories,

0:07:55it's not what I do,

0:07:56and I wouldn't be able to sleep comfortably at night

0:08:00knowing that I'm upsetting other people,

0:08:04even if it would be a considerable gain for my website,

0:08:08I mean, at least in terms of traffic.

0:08:10But I had stuff in the past and I didn't share it,

0:08:14but I also believe it's totally,

0:08:1995 Mic and MicRumors are just doing their jobs

0:08:21and if they were not reporting on that first,

0:08:24somebody else would have.

0:08:25- So I don't think they did anything wrong

0:08:28in reporting this information.

0:08:30I mean, because the idea of spoilers

0:08:33is an interesting thing for me.

0:08:35Like a spoiler's a thing for a company event

0:08:38where they're introducing new products.

0:08:40Like, this is something that I've been really bouncing around

0:08:44in my head a lot over the last week or two.

0:08:47Spoilers, spoilers is a thing, right?

0:08:50For an Apple event.

0:08:51seems kind of strange in the abstract term because like, spoilers, this is a term that we use for

0:08:59works of entertainment, fictional things, and obviously we see Apple's presentations as a

0:09:07work of entertainment, right? It's why we watch the two-hour keynote presentation or whatever,

0:09:12but it's like this, it's really weird that like there is this entire industry built around

0:09:20reporting on rumors that we all pay attention to but then there is a certain

0:09:26line that could be crossed where people start talking about spoilers like it I

0:09:30think that these leaks this past weekend it's been really interesting and I can't

0:09:35in my mind sum up exactly why this one was considered to be so bad I think it

0:09:43was a combination of the fact that it was the second time and so a lot of

0:09:49people thought that we had the immune system to this kind of leak because of the HomePod

0:09:55and instead this was worse. So it's like, imagine if you get a bad disease and you do

0:10:02a vaccine and then a few months later you get the same disease again, only it's worse.

0:10:08And apply that in terms of spoilers, you know? And we thought, you know, we have, you know,

0:10:14that there was a leak months ago, it's fine and now we're gonna be surprised. And then

0:10:18just a few days before it hit hard again with even more details.

0:10:22I guess it was the proximity, right? The proximity to the event was the problem.

0:10:27Yes.

0:10:28Because it was, you know, everybody thinks once you get to like Saturday before the keynote,

0:10:33you're probably good now, right? Like you've probably got everything you're gonna get.

0:10:39But then it was just like, for the entire weekend, more and more and more information

0:10:45as Steve Trout and Smith and Guillermo Rambo were looking through all of this stuff and

0:10:51pulling out more and more and more things.

0:10:54Again like I think it's totally fine that they do that stuff because look if you don't

0:10:59want to see it don't follow them on Twitter because you know you're just gonna you're

0:11:03gonna get it right because this is what they do.

0:11:06The problem is though that now whatever they find is reported more widely and if you follow

0:11:12anyone in technology or anything in technology you are gonna find out about

0:11:16what happens in these things because it's it's such big news you know like

0:11:23even the people who are talking about the fact that it's terrible still linked

0:11:26to it yeah I got a lot of replies after I got in a kind of argument about

0:11:34about whether an Apple event constitutes a spoiler-worthy event comparable to Star Wars,

0:11:43for example. Some people obviously believe that an Apple event is comparable to going

0:11:48to the cinema to watch a movie and someone walks out and tells you who dies at the end.

0:11:54Other people say, "Well, it's just a big commercial for a company." I think I sit somewhere in

0:12:00the middle and I think I tweeted this. Of course there are spoilers about an

0:12:05Apple event and it's nicer to be surprised. I think it would have been, you

0:12:11know, we would have been in a different mood hadn't we known anything about the

0:12:17iPhone X. Like the design. Imagine if the design with the ears was completely new

0:12:22yesterday. We would have gone crazy. Instead we got a... we were already used to

0:12:27it. But I also think that any Apple event is more about how Apple presents a story and presents the

0:12:34features and I think it was still a good show from that perspective. There's sort of a strange

0:12:39phenomenon right, Phil Schuler's on stage and he is introducing things and then people are clapping

0:12:45which is like a side topic which I find super weird in press events. I know they have Apple

0:12:49employees there. In my mind I just hope it's all Apple employees and not people in the press

0:12:53applauding but please clap please clap poor Jeb sad he so he announces his

0:13:01stuff and he's rolling it out and like everyone in the room knows it's coming

0:13:04but he still announces it like there was no nod it's like when the iPhone 4 was

0:13:09left in a bar and gizmodo picked it up and took it apart your job said on stage

0:13:16you know you've seen this before but you you ain't really seen it and and Apple

0:13:20made jokes like that in the past of you stop stop us if you've heard this before

0:13:24there was none of that yesterday and in in my mind I think it's because the

0:13:28leaks were so serious and like so deep like we knew almost everything that

0:13:35Apple just had just chose for whatever reason just to not address it whatsoever

0:13:41and that that was sort of strange or like it's sort of like there's this big

0:13:44elephant in the room and like you can kind of joke about it when you know one

0:13:48gets left in a bar but when an employee leaks a bunch of firmware to the press

0:13:52maybe it's awkward to joke about. It's a very strange dynamic I think played out

0:13:57on stage. Yeah I think it was the right move right because acknowledging it you

0:14:02know it depends what people are doing it for. Acknowledging it in a way encourages it

0:14:08right? Yeah because it makes people famous. Yeah if the two-year-old is bad

0:14:11like like sometimes all the two-year-old wants is attention and if he's throwing

0:14:16a tantrum to get attention, like that you need to be careful

0:14:18about how you approach that situation so you don't

0:14:21encourage that bad behavior.

0:14:23And I think that, I'm not calling whoever does this

0:14:25a two year old, but I think there's some parallels

0:14:28that if Apple, like Apple doing nothing about this

0:14:32publicly is more of a voice of damnation than if they

0:14:36got on stage and said yes, we had a leak and we're working

0:14:39to find who it is, because then you embolden people

0:14:41who are tempted to do it.

0:14:43I think, you know, where we are,

0:14:46we were doing what you were saying Federico,

0:14:48where we are today in 2017,

0:14:51like you can't go into these events

0:14:54without knowing anything anymore

0:14:56and it's been that way for such a long time

0:14:58and clearly it appears that Apple's attempts

0:15:02to increase secrecy are upsetting some of their employees.

0:15:06That's what I think has done this personally.

0:15:09You know, like we heard that big report about the secrecy.

0:15:12I can imagine many people inside of a company being really upset about being put through

0:15:17that and lashing out, because it is kind of a very strange thing, right, to be sat down

0:15:22in a room and to be told off by some security officers and being told what to do. And I

0:15:27expect that there are people that are lashing out against that, which is why we're getting

0:15:31some really weird and involved and deep leaks from inside of Apple.

0:15:36Well I mean, you're right, and I would also add to that, that in the current political

0:15:42climate in the US, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some kind of personal revenge against

0:15:48you know the direction that for example management and especially Tim Cook and you know is going for

0:15:53with totally in regards to to Apple and you know their views yeah. So there's you know there are

0:15:59more maybe more reasons than ever before for people to get things out and honestly like this

0:16:05is going to be a cat and mouse game every time Apple plugs a hole there will be another one.

0:16:11right, this is just how it's gonna be because at the end of the day people

0:16:15could just talk to people, right, like it doesn't, the firmware stuff is more

0:16:19revealing because people, you know, can find things themselves and show evidence

0:16:23but people couldn't always talk. So my feeling on this is it is a shame that we

0:16:28found out so much information but when I see it I appreciate it for what it is as

0:16:32exciting news and just wait for the event as normal. It's like what am I

0:16:37gonna do about it? Like I'm not gonna avoid it because do you know what last

0:16:40weekend was really exciting and super weird and fun to watch in its own way. So my feeling

0:16:47on it is just like appreciate it for what it is and move ahead. Do you know what I mean?

0:16:53Like last weekend was crazy and I had so much fun chatting with you guys and reading Twitter

0:16:58about all the stuff that was happening because it was like "Whoa, what is going on?" And

0:17:03I still watched the event and I still had a great time watching the event and I was

0:17:07still like gasping and laughing my butt off and stuff like I feel like where we

0:17:12are in 2017 one like these things come together now like you got to take one

0:17:17and you got to take the other yeah yeah but don't don't leak anything to

0:17:23Federico because he ain't never gonna do nothing with it right Federico well I'm

0:17:28gonna keep it to myself yeah you can yourself you know that that's the way to

0:17:31do it you know just know the knowledge know that I'm a I'm just saying I'm a

0:17:36a good receiver of the leaks. You're like a vault, right? It just goes in and you lock

0:17:40it in the vault and it stays there. Yeah, that's exactly it.

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0:19:59Alright, should we talk about the event, Steven?

0:20:02Over to you.

0:20:03Yes, let's talk about the event.

0:20:06We like to start with meta comments, that's where we're going to go first.

0:20:11First time on Apple Park, first time in the Steve Jobs Theater, the event opens with a

0:20:17really nice video of the park and the theater and all these wonderful glass buildings.

0:20:23I will insert a comment here that if you have not listened to,

0:20:27or don't normally listen to, Upgrade with Jason and Myke,

0:20:29you definitely should, 'cause Jason was there

0:20:31and talks a lot about just the process of being on campus

0:20:34and how the theater was.

0:20:35I find all this stuff endlessly interesting.

0:20:37- We're gonna go to next year, right?

0:20:39We're gonna take a trip, right?

0:20:40- Take a field trip. - During WWDC?

0:20:42- Absolutely.

0:20:43It seems like it went off without a hitch.

0:20:46There's no reports in press of people being locked

0:20:49in bathrooms or the power not working in their chairs.

0:20:52It seems like everything worked.

0:20:53So that's good.

0:20:54- Maybe they're still locked away, right?

0:20:56- Maybe, yeah.

0:20:58I did see press posting pictures of the bathrooms,

0:21:00which I have just--

0:21:01- There were no handles on the doors,

0:21:03which people were complaining about.

0:21:04But like, I don't, you know,

0:21:06if you can't find a handle for a door, push the door.

0:21:09I mean, I don't really know how difficult that is, but.

0:21:12- Put your back into it, come on.

0:21:13- Yeah, use some elbow grease.

0:21:16- Yeah.

0:21:17Use your giant iPhone Plus to leverage it open.

0:21:20- Just smash it open.

0:21:22It's good.

0:21:23That's what Johnny Ive wants.

0:21:25The event opens, of course,

0:21:27it's the first time at Steve Jobs Theater.

0:21:28It opened with what I thought was just a really

0:21:31heartwarming dedication of the theater to Steve Jobs.

0:21:37- It hit me, man.

0:21:38- Yeah, so it opens, if you haven't watched the video,

0:21:41you should definitely watch it.

0:21:42There's, it just says Steve Jobs Theater on the screen,

0:21:46and there is a voiceover from Steve

0:21:48talking about the passion he has for making things

0:21:51and infusing that passion into Apple.

0:21:53And as long as Apple keeps that first, Apple will be okay.

0:21:56It was actually very sobering

0:22:00because the theater was dark, it's just the white text.

0:22:03You don't see any pictures of Steve during this time.

0:22:05- Do you know where that came from?

0:22:07- You know, I tried finding it.

0:22:10So it sounds, it doesn't sound like it's recorded

0:22:13at the very end of his life.

0:22:15I don't really know where it's from

0:22:16and I couldn't really find it.

0:22:18The audio quality to me sounded like an older clip.

0:22:23It wasn't something, maybe it was maybe recorded, I don't know, like 20 years ago or something.

0:22:28You know what I mean?

0:22:29Like it doesn't sound like it was super new.

0:22:33As new as it could have been anyway.

0:22:35So if you, listener, if you know, if that's from a speech or something I would really

0:22:38like to know, so let us know.

0:22:42Tim comes out, one of his first lines is, and this felt super, super genuine from him,

0:22:48was "I miss hearing his voice."

0:22:53And I get it, right?

0:22:55Like even part of my brain now is like, "He's a CEO of a company, you've never met him."

0:22:58But like, a lot of us looked up to Steve and still have feelings about him and his work,

0:23:05and as much as the three of us feel that way, if it's cheesy or not, it's kind of not my

0:23:10point.

0:23:11Cook and these guys, like all these executive team, they work with him for decades. I can't,

0:23:16I still imagine it's very raw for them moving into a campus that was Steve's last work,

0:23:21running a company that is Steve's biggest product. And it just, it was really nice.

0:23:27Steve's widow was there. And I think in the front row, like it was just a very, like,

0:23:33very nice, like Apple family moment. I had some pictures of Steve talking about his life, talking

0:23:39about how Apple Park was his vision for the future of the company and he wanted developers

0:23:46and designers to work together.

0:23:48Steve Jobs came up with the open floor plan, I guess we can blame him.

0:23:51But all of this really nice stuff.

0:23:54We're not going to see this every time.

0:23:55This is a, you have to dedicate the theater to who you named it after.

0:24:00And I think it was just, it was an incredible way to open it.

0:24:03And even the transition was, you know, Steve love days like this where we get to announce

0:24:07new products and we have a bunch of new products.

0:24:10They even handled that transition out of it,

0:24:11I think, really gracefully.

0:24:14- Yeah, it was good.

0:24:14It was really good.

0:24:15- Yeah, it was.

0:24:16It was really nice.

0:24:17Not everything was awesome.

0:24:18So there's a link.

0:24:19We have a link in the show notes to an article on The Verge.

0:24:21They were keeping tally, as I think a lot of us were.

0:24:24The gender ratio this time was pretty bad.

0:24:28We talk about this after every event.

0:24:31Apple seems to do better at WWDC

0:24:33because there's more opportunity for more people on stage

0:24:36events like this but it was basically all white dudes this time. Angela had

0:24:44a section at the beginning talking about retail but after that

0:24:49it was just dudes. Yeah it's a shame they had a couple of like cameo

0:24:55moments like Deidre on the paddle board. It was like the best, that was one of the best

0:25:01demos apples dine since since Phil Schiller jumped out of a window but yeah

0:25:07it wasn't good it wasn't good and I feel like they do some of that stuff to like

0:25:11attempt to try and balance it out but that for me only points out the fact

0:25:15that they're not doing a good job in general you know what I mean like I feel

0:25:21like sometimes they're trying to compensate but by doing that they only

0:25:24serve to continue to highlight the fact that one all of their executives are men

0:25:30and two, that they only have those executives

0:25:34come out on stage to demo the product.

0:25:36Like it's peculiar.

0:25:38Like does EdiQ like really need to come out

0:25:41to demo Apple TV?

0:25:42Like does he need to do that?

0:25:44- No.

0:25:45- I don't know if it actually has to be him.

0:25:47So yeah, this is something that I own,

0:25:51I mean all of us only hope we'll get better,

0:25:54but it's still a shame that we have to talk

0:25:56about this all the time.

0:25:58- Yeah, and it's a shame that it's predictable,

0:26:01like going into this, that the fall events,

0:26:04because they're smaller, and Apple,

0:26:07I mean, I get it, like,

0:26:07Phil Shiller's gonna be on stage to talk about that,

0:26:09I don't have a problem with that,

0:26:11but if you have opportunities for other players to come in,

0:26:14you should take that, and like you said,

0:26:15like, Eddy Cue's the perfect example,

0:26:17like, Eddy's who he is, and you know,

0:26:20he did a good job this time,

0:26:22but is there someone on the Apple TV team who,

0:26:27you know, A, has more ownership over the product

0:26:29than he does, right?

0:26:30Because Apple doesn't just pick somebody

0:26:33because of their gender or race to put them on stage.

0:26:35It's somebody who is over that product

0:26:38or who is involved in it, right?

0:26:39They just don't randomly pick to meet a number.

0:26:41And that's important to them.

0:26:42Like, was there somebody there?

0:26:44Is there somebody on that leadership team

0:26:45that could do that?

0:26:46I don't know, but I hope that they do better than this.

0:26:52This is not a stroke in the win column for me.

0:26:56- Mm-hmm.

0:26:57- So what else?

0:27:00Big Apple retail section.

0:27:03I don't think there's anything particularly new in there.

0:27:05They talked about how they're calling

0:27:06their fancy stores town halls,

0:27:07which is like my eyes rolled so hard

0:27:09they fell out the back of my head.

0:27:10- T.G., you going to Milan to watch a movie?

0:27:12- I'm going to the Milan town square for movie night.

0:27:16Instead of watching a movie at my house,

0:27:18I'm gonna go to the Apple town square.

0:27:21I think it's, I mean, the stores

0:27:25and the locations look fantastic.

0:27:26And I'm pretty sure that the one in Piazza Liberty

0:27:28in Milan will be amazing.

0:27:30- I'm sure. - There's just a tone of like,

0:27:33I don't know, pretentiousness maybe.

0:27:36- Yeah, luxury, man.

0:27:37It's luxury.

0:27:38It's what it is.

0:27:39- It's like, yes, it's a very,

0:27:41I mean, the Apple stores are amazing,

0:27:43but like, it's a store.

0:27:45- Yeah.

0:27:46- Like people, they have this idea

0:27:49of the people like to hang out at the Apple store

0:27:52And maybe there's some element of that

0:27:57when you consider the cultural events

0:27:59with like today at Apple and that kind of stuff.

0:28:02But in practice, people go to the Apple Store

0:28:04when their iPhone screen is broken

0:28:06and when they need to buy a new lightning cable

0:28:09and stuff like that.

0:28:11I don't see that beautiful image of

0:28:15couples sharing a day at the Apple Town Square

0:28:19and children smiling and running around

0:28:22as the genius grove is, you know, filling up with people.

0:28:26I just don't see that.

0:28:27It's not a park, it's an Apple store.

0:28:29Like they're making this more romantic than it should be.

0:28:33That's all I'm saying.

0:28:34- It's like they can embrace the fact

0:28:36that people do go there

0:28:38and they just wanna look around and stuff like that.

0:28:40But it's like, you know.

0:28:42- If I want to spend quality time with my girlfriend,

0:28:45I'm not going to the Apple store.

0:28:47- Like make the nice stores.

0:28:48Like yeah, make the nice stores because they're amazing.

0:28:51but just understand what they are.

0:28:55They're not community spaces, right?

0:28:58They're not.

0:28:59They're still stores.

0:29:00Even if you have events,

0:29:02it's just a store that has events in it, right?

0:29:05Like if they actually build something

0:29:07that you cannot buy anything in, then fine, right?

0:29:10Which is not unheard of, like not unheard of,

0:29:14but it's not like a thing you could never imagine, right?

0:29:17'Cause it could just be like a big marketing thing.

0:29:19But if you can buy something in there, it's a store.

0:29:23Right?

0:29:24You know.

0:29:25Wait, come on guys, come on.

0:29:27- So what you're saying is I should cancel my family trip

0:29:30to my Apple Town Hall.

0:29:32- Yeah, you should, I'm sorry.

0:29:34I'm really sorry.

0:29:35- Yeah, imagine that.

0:29:36For example, for my birthday, instead of organizing,

0:29:39I don't know, a dinner at a fancy restaurant at the beach,

0:29:42I'm just gonna say to my friends,

0:29:43hey guys, my birthday party is gonna be

0:29:46at the Apple Town Square.

0:29:47- I'll meet you at Apple, right?

0:29:49- Isn't that the line we're supposed to say?

0:29:50I'll meet you at Apple.

0:29:52- I'll meet you at Apple.

0:29:54I mean, so you can buy me my birthday gift directly.

0:29:57- Yeah, that's what we're gonna do for Myke's bachelor party

0:29:59to scrap what else we're working on.

0:30:01We're just gonna go to--

0:30:02- Go to the Apple.

0:30:04- Go to the Apple.

0:30:06- Go to Apple Town Square, somewhere in America.

0:30:09- See you at Apple, everybody.

0:30:11- Yeah. - Okay, it's gonna be great.

0:30:13I was a little surprised by the retail section.

0:30:16We haven't seen one in a while,

0:30:17and I figured there's a lot of stuff to talk about

0:30:21in this event, 'cause I don't think there's gonna be

0:30:23a second fall event.

0:30:24I started to doubt myself once we were into retail.

0:30:27I was like, oh, are they pushing this

0:30:28so they can push something else to October?

0:30:30I don't think that's the case.

0:30:31I still think we're only seeing one event.

0:30:33Maybe they just wanna talk about their new stores,

0:30:35but it's good to see.

0:30:37I think it was an informative section,

0:30:40but just a little unexpected and such a busy morning.

0:30:44- Talking about busy.

0:30:46There were three iPhones.

0:30:47Yes.

0:30:48Crazy.

0:30:49Should we talk about the 8s quickly?

0:30:50I mean, really, it's just quickly, right?

0:30:51Yeah, why not?

0:30:52No one cares about the 8s.

0:30:54We should talk about them though, come on.

0:30:55We can't not talk about them.

0:30:56And I'm mocking the 8 a little bit.

0:31:01I think if you are a consumer, if you're this person, you're probably not listening to this

0:31:07show, but if you upgrade your phone every two or three years, the 8 or 8 Plus is going

0:31:12to be awesome.

0:31:13of friends you know I'm sure y'all are like this on iPhone day everyone in your

0:31:16life text you to be like what should I buy like I went to a thing last night

0:31:21with like five or six friends and they were all like this is what we talked

0:31:24about the first 20 minutes as a new iPhones but the I think if you know if

0:31:29you're that sort of user like I've got friends who have you know an iPhone 6 or

0:31:32a 6s they're gonna go to an 8 and it's gonna be an awesome upgrade and they

0:31:36don't want to spend the money for the 10 which is totally understandable so the

0:31:39The 8 is an important phone.

0:31:41I think it is overshadowed in the enthusiast circle,

0:31:44but we have to remember that we're like the king

0:31:46of the enthusiast circle.

0:31:47Like, of course we're all doing the 10.

0:31:50But for a lot of consumers, the 10 is just like

0:31:52a crazy thing Apple did at the top of the line,

0:31:54like the gold Apple Watch was.

0:31:56- 'Cause it's so expensive. - And the 8

0:31:56implies what's new. - It's silly.

0:31:57It's so silly silly.

0:31:59- Yeah, exactly. - It's silly silly.

0:32:00- That's what basically everyone last night said.

0:32:02And then, you know, I'm sure they were all judging me

0:32:04because they know I'm gonna buy it, but.

0:32:06- Yeah, but also like-- - I think they're great

0:32:07at this. - I do need to say,

0:32:09like the jet black plus silly, silly expensive.

0:32:12Right, they're silly expensive, these phones.

0:32:14The plus phones were very expensive,

0:32:16the 10 is very expensive.

0:32:18I just wanna say something super quick.

0:32:19Maybe someone can help diagnose this for me.

0:32:21But I think Apple's product pages give me motion sickness.

0:32:25The scrolling, I get so uncomfortable

0:32:29with the scrolling on these pages, like the iPhone pages.

0:32:33- I hate that where they hijack your scroll.

0:32:35- It makes me feel ill.

0:32:37And I don't know what it is.

0:32:38I don't have motion sickness.

0:32:39I've never had motion sickness before.

0:32:41- So you feel how I feel when I look at the--

0:32:44- I think the ProMotion.

0:32:46- iPads, I can't handle ProMotion.

0:32:48- I feel physically uncomfortable scrolling these pages.

0:32:50- That's 'cause you know how much money you're gonna spend.

0:32:52- But I'm looking at the iPhone 8 right now.

0:32:54I really don't like it.

0:32:56Like I'm scrolling, I have to like look away when I scroll.

0:32:59- There's a lot of moving elements.

0:33:00It's not just like the initial animation.

0:33:04It's like as you scroll,

0:33:06every single section has some moving parts.

0:33:08- Yeah, and also it doesn't--

0:33:09- And they move in different directions.

0:33:10- It doesn't scroll as smoothly as I think it should,

0:33:13and I think that might be part of it as well.

0:33:15- Yeah. - Yeah.

0:33:16- Like it's a bit jittery

0:33:17because it's such a heavy webpage, I expect.

0:33:20- Yeah.

0:33:21- They're very beautiful, but they make me sick.

0:33:22I tried it in Safari too on my iPad

0:33:25and I had the exact same problem,

0:33:26because I figured, oh,

0:33:27maybe Chrome isn't rendering this correctly,

0:33:30because that has happened in the past,

0:33:31but it doesn't seem to be the case.

0:33:33But anyway, the 8 is a really good looking phone.

0:33:39I like the glass, I like the return of the glass.

0:33:43I do really like the new gold colour which seems to be a mix between rose gold and gold.

0:33:48It seems to be something in between those.

0:33:50I was watching some hands on videos this morning, it seems very subtle.

0:33:55I like it.

0:33:57I think the video watch called it a sandblasted look almost.

0:34:00was colorful and they stripped the color back somehow. It looks

0:34:04really nice in the renders but very subtle I think in person. It almost looks

0:34:08like there's some yeah there is like some kind of color on the back of it

0:34:12which is not white and you know it looks really nice it's like this goldy color

0:34:17and then the aluminium is like a gold color and the phone itself it's it's

0:34:21good right like it's got the wireless charging in it which I wouldn't have

0:34:24expected it's you know it's got all the features that we expect it's got a these

0:34:29- These new portrait mode features, right?

0:34:31This lighting stuff, is this just for the new phones?

0:34:34- Hold on a second.

0:34:35- All right.

0:34:36- It's also got the standard power adapter,

0:34:39which is a shame that Apple is still

0:34:42putting this one in the box.

0:34:43Of course it's got the ear pods,

0:34:45it doesn't have the ear pods.

0:34:46It's gonna be a long time, I think,

0:34:47before we get the ear pods in the box.

0:34:49And it's got the lightning jack to,

0:34:52lightning to headphone jack adapter.

0:34:54So that's still a thing.

0:34:56- Yeah, that comes in the box with the X.

0:34:58Oh, the X, here we go.

0:34:59- With the 10 too. - Oh no.

0:35:01- It comes in the box, we'll get to that.

0:35:02It comes in the box with the 10 or adapter thing,

0:35:05which I'm really surprised they put it in there.

0:35:08- I'm just really annoyed that these phones

0:35:10support fast charging and then Apple is still upsetting you

0:35:13on the USB-C charger, which should be the correct one

0:35:17to give to people.

0:35:18But anyway. - Yeah, it does.

0:35:19What's the fast charging when it does what,

0:35:21like 50% in 30 minutes or something?

0:35:24- 50% in 30 minutes thanks to USB-C power delivery,

0:35:27which is obviously has been built into the lightning controller, so now you can take advantage of any USB-C brick that has power delivery built in

0:35:35and you can fast charge your iPhone just like you can do roughly the same with the iPad Pro and USB-C

0:35:40I will say that that's nowhere near what Android phones can do, like with the USB-C stuff they charge so much faster than that

0:35:47so maybe that's why they're not heavily promoting it yet because it's not really fast charging

0:35:52it's faster charging

0:35:54it's faster

0:35:55I was asking about the portrait mode, right?

0:35:57So you get it on the iPhone 8 Plus also.

0:36:00But you don't get it on the 7 Plus, right?

0:36:03They're not adding these things to the 7 Plus.

0:36:05Even though they seem to just be software, right?

0:36:08This seems to be a software feature for that phone.

0:36:10But I think it's in the sensors that they're using for the new dual cameras.

0:36:15Okay.

0:36:16So I think that's the reason.

0:36:19I mean, it wouldn't be the first time that Apple is artificially...

0:36:22I don't think it's a problem.

0:36:23I don't think it's a problem.

0:36:25limiting a feature even if older hardware would be perfectly capable.

0:36:28You gotta sell your product, right? Like you've got to do that and sometimes it's

0:36:32the combo of software and hardware that you sell. No, but I mean it gets

0:36:35especially obvious when stuff like the first-gen 12.9-inch iPad Pro, if you just

0:36:41change a couple of lines in the iOS 11 firmware, you can use three apps at once,

0:36:45but Apple is artificially limiting the feature so that it only works on the

0:36:49second-gen 12.9-inch iPad Pro. But I think in this case for the portrait lining

0:36:54effects. I think it's down to the sensors in the camera. It's not just like

0:36:58marketing making a decision that no this feature must be on the on the new phone.

0:37:03I think it's actually in the sensor. So so we can move on to the X. I think my

0:37:08feeling on this is... I got one more thing on the 8 and 8 Plus. I think it's great that Apple is using the same

0:37:15system on a chip in all these phones. That like if if the X didn't exist the

0:37:23the 8 and 8 Plus is still a huge upgrade in performance

0:37:26over the 7 and 7 Plus.

0:37:28I was hoping for this, but I was a little nervous, right,

0:37:33that this would get, say, the A11,

0:37:37and then the high-end phone will get

0:37:40the X version of it, right,

0:37:41it's like a faster GPU or something.

0:37:44But the silicone is the same in all of these phones,

0:37:47and that means they're gonna age better,

0:37:50they're going to age more appropriately

0:37:51for a high-end phone.

0:37:53This is, if it weren't for the X,

0:37:55this would be the flagship,

0:37:56and it has all the power we expect

0:37:58in a flagship upgrade year over year.

0:38:00And that was encouraging to me,

0:38:02that Apple is taking this phone seriously.

0:38:04- Yeah, I would say that if you have upgraded,

0:38:09like any time during this iPhone 6 body generation

0:38:13of phones that we've had,

0:38:16you will be as happy upgrading to this phone

0:38:19probably as you've been upgrading to any others, because--

0:38:21- I think so.

0:38:22- It is a similar kind of bump that we've had

0:38:25over the last couple of years, right?

0:38:26It looks the same, the cameras are better,

0:38:28and it has some other cool features.

0:38:31You know, you get wireless charging,

0:38:32everything's faster, right?

0:38:33Like it feels like that. - True tone.

0:38:35- True tone?

0:38:36Actually, like the seven to the eight feels better

0:38:39than the 6S to the seven.

0:38:42- Yeah. - For sure, if you're right.

0:38:44- I think this is quite possibly for this design,

0:38:48like this iPhone 6 era design,

0:38:50this is as good as it gets.

0:38:52- Right, so yeah, this is it.

0:38:53This is the ultimate design of that.

0:38:55This is how good that is gonna get, right?

0:38:57Like that is as good as it will get.

0:39:00I think that they have managed that.

0:39:01I think adding glass back into that phone

0:39:04is gonna make it look really fancy again,

0:39:06you know, like in a new way.

0:39:07But let's talk about the 10.

0:39:10All right, just super quick.

0:39:11I keep saying X in my head.

0:39:13I can't help it. - Yeah, me too.

0:39:14- I can't help it, 'cause it says it right there, right?

0:39:17Like it says X, so I just keep saying X,

0:39:21because honestly, like personally, just I prefer X.

0:39:25I think it's cool in a weird way.

0:39:28I get why they've done 10, I get it,

0:39:32but I do personally wish that they called it X,

0:39:35and I will accidentally call this the iPhone X

0:39:39in a way that I never called it Mac OS X.

0:39:43- Yeah, totally the same problem, yes.

0:39:47I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do it all the time.

0:39:49- I was having a conversation with Steven Transmith

0:39:54yesterday over iMessage and he was telling me,

0:39:58look, they're gonna call it the iPhone 10

0:39:59because it's tomorrow's iPhone today.

0:40:01And I was like, sure, sure, it's a beautiful idea

0:40:03but iPhone X just sounds cool

0:40:05and they cannot possibly do the iPhone 8

0:40:07and the iPhone 10 in the same year.

0:40:09And I was so certain they were not gonna do the 10.

0:40:13And I was so surprised when they actually said

0:40:16I literally couldn't believe it that they actually went there.

0:40:21I was so sold on the idea, oh, they're going to do the iPhone X.

0:40:24So it sounds futuristic, it sounds cool, and it's a chance for them to reset the numbering.

0:40:29So next year, they're going to do iPhone X2 and iPhone X3 and iPhone X4, you know?

0:40:34And they just went in the opposite direction.

0:40:38They already solved this. This is a solved problem.

0:40:41problem it's gonna be 10.1 no then 10.2 Jaguar and 10.3 Panther. Let's bring the

0:40:52big cat names back. Time is a flat circle. It really is. If I was gonna make a super

0:40:57early prediction that I shouldn't make oh no I think that next year we get 9

0:41:01and 11 and then 12 they have two models I don't think there's gonna be a plus

0:41:08version next year I think they're gonna make an iPhone 9. I don't think that

0:41:15can I don't think that between now and then they're gonna be able to make a

0:41:18bigger phone in this form factor I just don't think it's gonna happen so they're

0:41:24not just gonna have one phone for sale which costs $1,000 I think that they'll

0:41:28make another version of the current design and then they'll make another one

0:41:33of this new 10 design but it will be the iPhone 11 and then there will be an

0:41:37iPhone 9. I just as we stand here today I don't believe that they will be able to

0:41:43make what is essentially the plus version of this phone within a year. I

0:41:46don't think they're gonna be able to do it because they seem to have struggled

0:41:50to put this one out right like it seems like it's gonna be constrained it seems

0:41:55like it was difficult for them to make right like it if you if you are to

0:41:59believe anything that you are to believe then that would be the case because I

0:42:02can tell you there is no way Apple wanted this phone to ship in November

0:42:05like why would they want to do that? They want it to ship now. Why would you do that?

0:42:11Why would you want it in November? You want to have it immediately for everyone, right?

0:42:15That's the whole point of doing the event. Like you have it available for pre-ordering

0:42:20in a week and you sell it the week after that. But they're not doing that. I really think

0:42:24that we're going to see a nine next year and I think personally, I think that's probably

0:42:31why they went with calling it 10 and nothing else because it's in the line but it's in

0:42:36the future and they're still going to backfill up until this point.

0:42:41Yeah, the idea of selling the phone from the future today is the perfect excuse to make

0:42:49it a more expensive phone because you're paying for the future and God knows what the future

0:42:55costs so it's okay for Apple to charge you over a thousand dollars for this.

0:42:59In the future, $1,000 isn't worth what it's worth now.

0:43:02You know, in the future, money loses all meaning.

0:43:06Inflation, you know, they're just charging inflation.

0:43:09They're preemptively charging for inflation in the markets. Makes sense. So, yeah, I was

0:43:18just surprised because I – and we go back to this discussion on the leaks and the rumors.

0:43:26Like macOS 10, which macOS 10 was already a thing when I came into the Apple ecosystem.

0:43:31So I had to learn the correct pronunciation of macOS 10 as I was learning the Apple world.

0:43:39But the iPhone X and iPhone X, it was rumored that I convinced myself in my mind before

0:43:45the event that was going to be the correct naming.

0:43:48And now it's going to be, I mean, maybe in a month we're not going to talk about this

0:43:51anymore, but I'm already hearing people.

0:43:53I mean my mother called me a couple of hours ago.

0:43:56She was like, "So what about the iPhone X?"

0:43:58And I thought, you know, this is gonna be a problem.

0:44:02Everybody's gonna call it the iPhone X.

0:44:04- Whenever, I think it was Tim that said the name,

0:44:06or whoever it was that said the name,

0:44:08when they said 10, I was like, "No!"

0:44:10I was like, "Why?

0:44:11"Why did you do this to me?"

0:44:14Like I don't dislike it.

0:44:15I don't dislike that it's 10,

0:44:17but my brain was already set on X.

0:44:20Like it's done. - Yeah, you mean the iPhone,

0:44:22The iPhone Tim, like Tim would say.

0:44:25- The iPhone Tim.

0:44:27The Tim phone.

0:44:29Yeah, okay, right, should we just get off this,

0:44:32start talking about it?

0:44:33Should we just stop talking about the number?

0:44:36- It's beautiful, it's a beautiful phone.

0:44:37- It's so beautiful.

0:44:38Oh my god, I want it so bad.

0:44:39I want it so bad, like just give it to me right now.

0:44:41Like I'm so sold on this.

0:44:45I know many people have many problems.

0:44:47We'll talk about some of those many problems.

0:44:49I don't see 'em.

0:44:50I just see this beautiful thing that I want.

0:44:53That I want so bad.

0:44:55And right, like I feel like we should probably

0:44:56just address this right now.

0:44:58Obviously all of us are not getting the eight plus.

0:45:01Right? - Nope.

0:45:04- So like plus club is over.

0:45:05Hashtag plus club is dead for now.

0:45:08We're gonna put it on a shelf.

0:45:10- Now it's the X Club.

0:45:13- I've thought about X Crew, hashtag X Crew.

0:45:16'Cause I don't wanna go for club

0:45:18'cause we already had a club.

0:45:19like we should be a crew now so I'm going with #Xcrew. We should be, maybe we should be a fam,

0:45:25you know? No I don't like that so much. The X fam. Personally I'm going with #Xcrew to replace the

0:45:33plus club. The thing is right, and people have been asking me this already about like oh obviously

0:45:39you're gonna stick with the plus because you love the plus so much. The idea of like plus club

0:45:46was never about just "I want to have a big phone."

0:45:50Like for me, you guys can chime in too, it was about "I want the best phone."

0:45:54And I believed personally the Plus to be the best phone.

0:45:58And it's not anymore, the X is better. And it's going to take some time for us,

0:46:02for all Plus users to like to get used to this new phone,

0:46:06right, because it seems like it's a compact design

0:46:09in UI, obviously the keyboard is going to be smaller,

0:46:13The screen is still big but it's big in a different way, right? Like it's tall not wide.

0:46:18I still think that I will get what mostly what I want which is good battery life. It looks like

0:46:24it's probably got like plus level battery life because it's what do they say two hours more than

0:46:29the seven so the battery life is going to be fine. And I'm going to get the two cameras which I

0:46:34really love and they're even better right because they're both optically image stabilized. That was

0:46:39That was a terrible way to say that,

0:46:41but you know what I'm trying to say.

0:46:43And you get a screen where I can see a ton of stuff on it.

0:46:47That's kind of all I really want.

0:46:49This is gonna be the best phone, so I'm gonna move to it.

0:46:51And then as soon as Apple make another one,

0:46:53and they make it bigger, that will probably be better,

0:46:55and then I'll move back to that one, right?

0:46:58- Yeah, that's basically my plan.

0:47:02Stick with the 10 as long as they make just one version,

0:47:07and whenever there's a bigger model, upgrade to that.

0:47:10Because I'm sure the screen on that phone

0:47:12is gonna be glorious.

0:47:14- Like six and a half inches or something.

0:47:16- Yeah, imagine like a plus with no bezel.

0:47:18I mean, that would be amazing.

0:47:19- So the two of you feel confident

0:47:21that there's a plus version of this new phone

0:47:23coming at some point.

0:47:24- Yeah, because I imagine they won't continue

0:47:26making the iPhone 6 design forever

0:47:29and they won't sell just one phone.

0:47:30This is why I think there'll be a nine.

0:47:34There will always be more than one phone.

0:47:36Maybe. I'm torn on that. I think maybe there's part of this that feels like I

0:47:44want there to be a bigger phone. Let me just state my preference before I say

0:47:48what I'm getting ready to say. But I can look at this phone and I could see the

0:47:52argument of saying this gives you the best of both the regular and the plus. So

0:47:56we just what we used to do with two phones because we had to we can do with

0:48:00one phone now with this new technology. So I think that you are right for now in

0:48:05in the same way that the screen was as big as we needed

0:48:09before there was a plus, right?

0:48:11Like the argument of like,

0:48:13oh, why would we have a big screen

0:48:14like those silly Android phones?

0:48:16I think it's the same kind of thing.

0:48:18It's just a reset.

0:48:19And after this becomes the norm,

0:48:21we'll want a bigger screen again.

0:48:23- But I think we're thinking ahead of ourselves here.

0:48:26Let's talk about the notch,

0:48:31or as Apple calls it, the sensor housing.

0:48:34a small, let's call the sensor,

0:48:36a small place where the sensors are placing the device.

0:48:41So all the folks that were saying Apple sure

0:48:44embraced the notch were right.

0:48:46Apple is most definitely embracing the notch

0:48:49and actually they have put out updated developer guidelines.

0:48:53They've even refreshed the WWDC app and developer portal

0:48:58with new videos and new guidelines.

0:49:00And they're explicitly telling developers,

0:49:02do not place black bars at the top to hide the corners,

0:49:07the rounded corners of the display.

0:49:09Do not place a black bar at the bottom

0:49:11to hide the home indicator.

0:49:14You should take advantage of the full screen of the iPhone X.

0:49:16- So happy.

0:49:18- Yes, and I agree because I think it's one of those cases,

0:49:22you know, when Johnny Ive says,

0:49:23it's the purest expression of,

0:49:25I think this is totally correct.

0:49:27I think this is not marketing, this is true.

0:49:30I don't understand, actually I do understand,

0:49:33and I have some ideas, but the developers

0:49:36and the designers will, you know, on Twitter,

0:49:37if you scroll Twitter, especially what I call design Twitter

0:49:41there's a trend right now going on of designers

0:49:45posting mock-ups of what an iPhone 10 with black bars

0:49:49will look like and they will look better.

0:49:50- Oh, it would be so wonderful, no.

0:49:52No, no. - No, not at all.

0:49:54- No, no, because it's on principle.

0:49:56I don't want a screen that I'm paying for to be cut off.

0:50:00I want all of it.

0:50:01I'm buying this screen, goddammit,

0:50:03and I want to use all of that screen.

0:50:06Right?

0:50:07- I know, so it just looks so much--

0:50:09- I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't, no.

0:50:10- It just looks more, it just looks more futuristic.

0:50:14- Yes.

0:50:14- I think it goes back to

0:50:17a fraction of the design community

0:50:21that sort of looks back at the days of iOS 6

0:50:26iOS 5, the old Apple design, thinking that it still looks better than iOS 11, which I totally don't understand, but you know, everyone has different tastes.

0:50:37But I do believe that embracing the notch and having a full screen app design on the iPhone X looks so much better than faking a black status bar at the top.

0:50:46the top. I think the black status bar makes sense for some types of

0:50:50applications like photo editing apps for example, where you want a more you know

0:50:55maybe a more constrained space like you don't want to have any distractions on

0:51:01top of the on top of the app so it makes more sense for some apps but in general

0:51:06I think it looks so much better and so much it's just so cool when you look at

0:51:13the entire app UI that extends towards the top of the iPhone X.

0:51:18And I think Apple is right here.

0:51:21It's also really funny to me that a lot of criticisms right now is how bad everything looks in landscape.

0:51:26It's as if nobody's ever used a landscape iPhone before.

0:51:29It's always looked terrible, everyone.

0:51:31It's a... yeah.

0:51:32You don't know this because you also are diametrically opposed to having a Plus phone.

0:51:37Yeah.

0:51:38Landscape iPhones, it's just not...

0:51:40No one uses it because it sucks, right?

0:51:42Like, because it's just not right.

0:51:43It's just not built right.

0:51:44Like, you know, I've used it every now and then, but everything's kind of awkward.

0:51:49Right?

0:51:49Like it's never been a good experience.

0:51:51It's always been kind of terrible and kind of like an afterthought.

0:51:55It wasn't really the primary way of interacting with the phone.

0:51:58Even on the plus, you can tell it's an afterthought.

0:52:00Nobody builds stuff right for it because nobody uses it and et cetera, et cetera.

0:52:04Right?

0:52:04Like saying how bad everything looks in landscape because of the notch.

0:52:09At that point, in my opinion,

0:52:11you're just looking for something.

0:52:13You're looking for a criticism to make,

0:52:15which is totally fine because you know what,

0:52:17you don't have to like it, but I do.

0:52:20I mean, my problem with a lot of this sort of stuff is like,

0:52:23and this is just a problem with the internet,

0:52:26where people just state something like it's a fact, right?

0:52:29(laughing)

0:52:31Like your opinion is not fact.

0:52:33All of the stuff that I'm saying right now, it's my opinion.

0:52:36My opinion is all of this,

0:52:37But I know it can be super difficult to state this stuff about context, especially on Twitter.

0:52:41But it's just, you know, anything should rub you up the wrong way.

0:52:44And that's one of them for me.

0:52:45It's like, this is a fact that I'm stating.

0:52:47My fact is based upon my opinion.

0:52:49These are not the same.

0:52:51Myke, I think you in general have a problem with some type of memes from the Apple

0:53:01community.

0:53:02Yeah, I really do.

0:53:04I have shared beliefs.

0:53:06Uh-huh. Or like just shared phrases, terms, anything really. I have lots of, just lots

0:53:15of problems. Lots of them.

0:53:18You have lots of problems?

0:53:19I have lots and lots of problems.

0:53:20I'm sorry.

0:53:21It's okay. It's okay. I mean, I can live with them. The problem is everybody else has to

0:53:27as well, because you have to listen to me talk about it.

0:53:30So anyway, the notch. You now have two Batman ears on the top of the phone.

0:53:36Do you know what's so great about that Federico? I love you so much, but to me it sounded like

0:53:41you said "bad man" and I was like "oh, hang on a second, we got a bad man in here, huh?"

0:53:47We got a bad man. So from the right side, they are kinda interactive in that you can

0:53:55can swipe down from them and the features that they activate have been

0:54:01splitting too. So the right side opens the new control center which doesn't

0:54:06come up from the bottom anymore, it comes down from the top, kind of like an

0:54:09Android phone. And the left side, it goes to the cover sheet which is the new

0:54:14notification center/lock screen of iOS 11. And you can swipe down in the middle

0:54:19of the screen as always to access Spotlight MKBHD. Very thankfully cleared

0:54:24one up for me. I have a lot of thoughts before we move on from this, this very thing.

0:54:32I just want to say that for Control Center I was hoping, I was maybe thinking/hoping that

0:54:38Apple would integrate Control Center with the app switcher like on the iPad. I think this looks kind

0:54:44of weird because I have never, I mean it's gonna take a while in terms of muscle memory to think

0:54:50that my flashlight I now need to swipe from the top of the phone it's also maybe gonna be more

0:54:54difficult to access I don't know. The flashlights on the on the locked home screen. I know I know

0:54:59it's also on the locked home screen so then maybe it's not a problem what about music playback or

0:55:03like the other shortcuts. Well yeah I mean well hopefully it would be showed there right if you're

0:55:08playing something already. I think I will get used to it anyway it's not gonna be a deal breaker

0:55:15But yeah, it's gonna be strange initially.

0:55:17Yeah, I think one of the reasons they did that is just because I can't imagine how they would have fit

0:55:22all of that on one screen like the multitasking and the control center because I bet you'd always be swiping the wrong way

0:55:28It's like the cards thing again

0:55:29You'd always be swiping and you're either looking for one or the other and which one does it show you?

0:55:33So at least with the control center as it's going to be

0:55:36Whilst it's a place to get used to it's a dedicated place that it always is and you will always get it

0:55:42You know what I mean?

0:55:44But yeah.

0:55:45So in January 2016, actually on my birthday that year,

0:55:49oddly enough, I wrote what has to be the most unpopular thing

0:55:52I've ever published.

0:55:54All right.

0:55:54Mainly because Gruber called it out.

0:55:56He disagreed with it.

0:55:57So I got emails for months.

0:55:59A few people telling me I was stupid.

0:56:02Talking about combining Control Center and Notification Center.

0:56:08Now this is obviously now a year and a half ago.

0:56:10So it's an older system, Control Center and notification

0:56:14center, different now, right?

0:56:16With cover sheet, I guess.

0:56:17But it is, I think, inherently odd

0:56:21that you pull down from the left bad man ear to get one thing,

0:56:27and you get another thing when you go right.

0:56:30And I don't know if the solution is combining them,

0:56:33or if you pull down and you swipe one direction,

0:56:36you get widgets, but you swipe the other way

0:56:38you get Control Center.

0:56:40It just feels very disjointed right now.

0:56:43And maybe it,

0:56:44I'm sure this is not the case,

0:56:48but it feels a little bit like they designed this phone

0:56:50and then they figured out,

0:56:51then they realized they had a retrofit control center

0:56:53into it.

0:56:54And it feels a little hacky to have one thing on one side

0:56:58and one on the other.

0:57:00And then Spotlight is a third thing.

0:57:02Like why can't Spotlight live in some other place?

0:57:04Like it just,

0:57:05it feels like there's a lot going on

0:57:07with the gestures on this phone.

0:57:08We haven't even gotten to,

0:57:09When you go home, you swipe up,

0:57:10and those animations are weird too.

0:57:12There's a lot going on, there's a lot to remember.

0:57:14I'm sure we will all adjust, right?

0:57:16That's not my problem, we will all adjust to it.

0:57:19But I feel like there's a lot going on,

0:57:20and it's a little disappointing

0:57:22that they didn't take the opportunity

0:57:24to readdress some of this stuff

0:57:25and combine those now, like they did on the iPad.

0:57:27The iPad, for all of its pros and cons

0:57:30of the new multitasking system,

0:57:32having your multitasking and your control center together

0:57:35is actually pretty nice,

0:57:36'cause you just have this dashboard view

0:57:37of all the things you can do.

0:57:39and the iPhone doesn't have that,

0:57:41and on the iPhone X, it's even more fragmented

0:57:45than it was before.

0:57:46- I'm happy with it though.

0:57:52I mean, I wanna use it, but this makes sense to me

0:57:57because it's persistent.

0:58:00Like, the things that you were just recommending there,

0:58:03Steven, it's the same problem I have

0:58:04with the current control center, right?

0:58:05Like, combining it with widgets,

0:58:08it's like, just the idea of swiping

0:58:11and I never feel like I've got what I want

0:58:13and I can never remember which way I need to swipe.

0:58:16- Oh yeah, no, and I'm not saying that I have the answer.

0:58:19This is a hard problem.

0:58:20- Yeah.

0:58:21- This is a complicated thing, but I'm not,

0:58:26like what they did is probably the,

0:58:28even though there's a lot of gestures,

0:58:30it's probably the simplest from your perspective, right,

0:58:32that you don't have to mode switch

0:58:34once you've entered a new area of the UI,

0:58:36but I don't feel like they've quite hit it.

0:58:40- Yeah, I think the separation of the two sides,

0:58:45of course, makes it easier and makes it possible

0:58:48to do this kind of multiple gestures,

0:58:51because you know left is one thing and right is another.

0:58:53It would have been stranger

0:58:55if there was like an invisible separator between them.

0:58:58So I think the ears actually make this possible,

0:59:01make this better. I'm just curious, technically speaking,

0:59:07and maybe I should have checked in the simulator or in Xcode, but if

0:59:12you're using a left-to-right language, does the functionality reverse? Like the

0:59:19left side becomes control center and the right side becomes the cover sheet? I

0:59:23think so, because the entire UI kit should be flipped. That's interesting.

0:59:29I do wanted to ask you guys, do you think there will be a time in the let's say

0:59:36next three years, so by say 2020, are we gonna see an iPhone 10 like phone without

0:59:46the notch? I think that that is the ultimate goal. Yeah. To keep making that

0:59:53smaller and smaller until it's gone. That's how you take this phone to its

0:59:57end but they're not close to that yet because there's so much technology that

1:00:04has to be crammed into that thing and I think the goal will be how do we get it

1:00:08all under the screen yeah if you look at the the there one of their many

1:00:15confusing product pages there's a graphic of everything in that notch and

1:00:18I agree with you like there's a ton of stuff in there yeah and it is crammed

1:00:22packed it's actually probably a little surprising as it's as small as it is now

1:00:25I do think ultimately that, Federica, you're right, that they will get there.

1:00:29Is it in three years? I don't know, but I do think ultimately that's where they

1:00:33want it to be, and if they get rid of the notch and then they get rid of the bad

1:00:38man ears, then they run into the problem that we have. This is my favorite. This is my

1:00:44absolute favorite. The bad man ears. You guys are terrible with me. It only took us three

1:00:53years to get back to time of koalasing. Only three years.

1:00:58Oh man remember that? Yeah this is the new one.

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1:02:53All right, so face ID. Face ID is a pretty big deal, right?

1:02:59Yeah. I guess.

1:03:02I'll start with you, Steven. You're gonna miss the home button, do you think? What do you think?

1:03:07I don't I don't think so. I mean, so we talked about when we talked about this when this

1:03:12rumor first came out, and we made some predictions, and we all did terribly it. I think it's because

1:03:18we sort of lacked the the understanding of how this would work. And I think Apple did

1:03:25a good job at selling it selling it that it's easy to use. And that it is the things that

1:03:34that are not Touch ID related at the home button,

1:03:36they've moved other places.

1:03:37So the side button you long press for Siri,

1:03:41which seems like it's gonna be more accident prone.

1:03:42I'm curious to how that's gonna play out

1:03:44'cause with the 7, if it's in your pocket,

1:03:47you can't really do Siri accidentally

1:03:49because you can't press the button.

1:03:50But with this, it seems like that's gonna happen a bunch.

1:03:55I'm curious to see how that plays out.

1:03:56You can double tap the side button to do Apple Pay.

1:03:59You can still do the five press thing to enter SOS mode

1:04:02you can on the current phones under iOS 11. So the things that the home button

1:04:07has done they have moved elsewhere. The one feature as best I can tell and

1:04:12Federico maybe you know the answer to this I think reachability is gone I

1:04:16don't think I've seen where it goes. No it's gone it's no more yep. So rest in

1:04:22peace reachability. Rest in peace ability. Oh it's probably fine on a phone this

1:04:28size right like I miss it I don't know I thinks did you ever know I use it all

1:04:35the time really to bring notifications sent to them with one hand hmm I do use

1:04:43it sometimes I'll just that if I can't reach it I don't know I mean I don't

1:04:47know how this thing feels in the hand yet like I don't actually know how it

1:04:50feels it looks or feels in my hand maybe I can reach the entire screen just on my

1:04:54thumb who knows like I haven't I mean I don't have the context yet but

1:04:58But if I can't reach the notification center with just one hand, like if holding the hand

1:05:04that I'm holding, then I will miss reachability for that because it allows me to do that.

1:05:08But it is a dumb feature which they probably should get rid of, right?

1:05:11Because it's like, it's an embarrassing thing to have to add to a phone.

1:05:15Yeah, I mean, but yeah, I get that.

1:05:18But I do think, I mean, I don't use it, but it sounds like you do and you find it useful

1:05:22so that it's probably worthwhile.

1:05:25So I mean, so to kind of wrap up, it feels like they have built a case for these are

1:05:29all the things the home button used to do.

1:05:32And this is where they are now.

1:05:33They're either behind gestures, which you'll learn to figure out, or they're behind the

1:05:36aside button press.

1:05:38And they've kind of reassigned all those actions elsewhere in the phone.

1:05:42And so I think I'm I think I'm honestly going to be just fine.

1:05:47Many months ago, we made touch ID predictions.

1:05:50So like we've been talking for weeks about whether touch ID would go away or not.

1:05:53and we made predictions.

1:05:54There were three questions.

1:05:56One was if the iPhone 8 would feature a touch ID sensor

1:06:00on the back or embedded.

1:06:02Obviously this question was misguided

1:06:05considering what we know now.

1:06:06We were obviously all wrong.

1:06:08Me and Stephen thought it would go on the back.

1:06:09Federico thought it would go under the display.

1:06:11The answer is it doesn't exist.

1:06:13The second question was would Apple ditch touch ID

1:06:17because of hardware issues?

1:06:19We don't obviously know what the answer was.

1:06:22We all didn't think that Apple would do that.

1:06:25It will maybe never be known if they got rid of Touch ID

1:06:30because they couldn't do it,

1:06:31as opposed to wanting to go to Face ID, like we don't know.

1:06:35And would Apple ditch Touch ID in favor of another form

1:06:38of biometric identity for the iPhone 8?

1:06:41I said that I didn't think that Apple would have something

1:06:44that could be as secure as Touch ID.

1:06:46I was wrong.

1:06:47Steven said that he didn't think that Apple would do it

1:06:50because they spent so much time preaching the security of touch ID, so it would be too

1:06:56hard to remove it.

1:06:58And Federico was the only one of us who said, "Unless something new is safe or safer."

1:07:04So we had three predictions.

1:07:07There were nine possible right answers.

1:07:10We got one of them.

1:07:12So well done to us, I guess, especially Federico.

1:07:17There were nine possible outcomes and only one of those nine were correct.

1:07:22So we didn't do the best job there.

1:07:26But Federico, you got something right.

1:07:29I mean, if you look at the hard numbers that Apple presented yesterday, it sure seems like

1:07:37the Face ID is more secure than Touch ID because fewer people in the world could accidentally

1:07:42unlock your phone because they share the same facial features as yourself.

1:07:49Yeah, I mean there's some real like, but when they put the asterisk on there I'd love to

1:07:54know what those statistics are because they never said before, unless someone you live

1:08:00with has similar fingerprints to you, like that was never a thing that they spoke about,

1:08:04but they did say...

1:08:05They mentioned the...

1:08:06The genetics.

1:08:07Even if it was a joke.

1:08:08Right.

1:08:09about the evil twin but that was not... I don't think that was meant to be a joke

1:08:14No. It was meant to be serious but presented in a lighthearted way. Yeah I'm really

1:08:19keen to understand like my brother who kind of looks a little bit like me can

1:08:25he unlock it? Like how close do you have to be? So I'm excited... not excited I'm

1:08:30keen to try that out right and see what that's like and I appreciate that they

1:08:34said it but like I would also like to know what those numbers are because

1:08:39those numbers they didn't share like what is the chances at that point

1:08:42because I bet it would be less than one in fifty thousand at that point because

1:08:47they had felt they needed to say it I can already kind of feel how the next

1:08:52iPhone gate will be about twins being able to unlock each other's iPhones

1:08:59especially yeah that's probably what it will be and get and twin gate twin gate

1:09:05Maybe I can maybe I can break that gate wide open to you

1:09:08I just want you to win why don't you register the web domain already twin gate calm? That's good

1:09:15Judy looks a lot like you sponsor

1:09:18so maybe you can see if Jude can unlock your phone and then you can post maybe ten second YouTube clip and

1:09:23Get a billion views and go on TV

1:09:26That anniversary is coming up like next week sometime. Well, it's always gonna be whenever the iPhone come out, right?

1:09:32like oh yeah I guess that's a good do you want to talk about the the the fact that do you want to

1:09:37talk about the incredibly poor luck for Craig Federighi I very much the worst possible thing

1:09:43that could have happened during this presentation actually did happen yes so around the hour 36

1:09:50minute mark uh Craig Federighi goes to demo the iPhone 10 for the first time and as you it makes

1:09:57a lot of sense right he's got to pick it up and lock it with his handsome man face because

1:10:02that's the first thing you want to demo on this phone and it fails and so there's a screenshot in

1:10:06my blog post enter passcode your passcode is required to enable face id we have all seen

1:10:11messages like this a lot of people said what's what happens when your phone restarts that is not

1:10:17true that's not the language used when your phone restarts that language is touch id requires uh your

1:10:23passcode when iPhone restarts. It gives you the reason it is required. However, iPhones can enter

1:10:29this state where a PIN is required to authenticate before you can use a biometric authentication.

1:10:37If Springboard crashes, if you've installed a software update and haven't logged in since,

1:10:43that happened to me after the iOS 11 GM yesterday. I got this exact language on my 7 Plus.

1:10:50This is not what happened. I'm sure this phone was not put in SOS mode. But if a phone goes into SOS

1:10:54mode, it shows this error message. Or if touch ID can't match after several tries, so we've all done

1:10:59this, we got another shower, right? And we're all raisin-y and warm and cozy. And we go to unlock

1:11:04touch ID and it won't work. You can get this message. So all that to say something happened

1:11:09to this phone. I don't think it was restarted. But either the springboard crash while it was sitting

1:11:14there under a black cloth waiting for Craig to walk over to it, or in people getting it

1:11:21ready.

1:11:22It tried to unlock on their faces a bunch of times and it couldn't do it and then entered

1:11:25this mode.

1:11:27But something happened.

1:11:29And the initial response was, oh my gosh, Face ID is broken.

1:11:33And like, it that's just not true.

1:11:36I think it's just bad luck that that this phone entered a state that it needed a pin

1:11:42before he could move forward.

1:11:44Federighi has come a long way from his shaky hand on the trackpad in the in the back to

1:11:49the Mac event in 2011.

1:11:51He said, Hey, we have a backup phone.

1:11:52He picks up the other phone, he unlocks it, he proceeds to unlock that phone several times,

1:11:57which seemed off script.

1:11:59But I think just to like reiterate, hey, this works, like, lock the phone, do it again.

1:12:03I did a couple of times during the demo.

1:12:06I think the first phone was just really bad luck.

1:12:08I'm sure it's embarrassing for Apple and the event team.

1:12:11I'm sure someone when that happened sort of sank through the floor they were standing

1:12:16on maybe someone got yelled at.

1:12:18There is a funny bit that happened years ago when Steve Jobs trying to import photos into

1:12:23iPhoto for the first time and the digital camera wouldn't come on and he throws it into

1:12:27the front row of the audience I guess to his assistant or somebody.

1:12:30Really?

1:12:31Yeah it's great.

1:12:32We'll dig that up for the show notes but he just like chunks it and is like here fix this

1:12:37and then I think it happens again.

1:12:39So I think I think he should have untone the phone like chunked it off the side of the stage

1:12:43I think it would have been a really nice you dedicated the place of Steve Jobs throw something off the stage

1:12:46So it's all I want

1:12:48So anyways, I don't I think face ID is fine, I think this was just an incredible crummy piece of luck

1:12:55I think Federighi handled it. Well, yes, it's embarrassing for Apple. Yes

1:13:00It'll be kind of made fun of for a while with people who remember it

1:13:02But I don't like I'm not worried right that I'm gonna go use Apple pay at Whole Foods and I have to enter my pen

1:13:08Like it this is something that happened on stage happens in real life to us

1:13:12Randomly and it's unfortunate, but I don't think it's anything more than that

1:13:17That's all yeah, I'm not concerned about it like I think it is is what it is

1:13:23It will happen to me every few days because it happens to me every few days right now, right?

1:13:28Like I have to put my passcode in instead of my thumb. Like I'm not bothered about it

1:13:32There's something that I that I want to mention about the new unlocking process on the iPhone 10

1:13:38- Yeah.

1:13:40- So right now I see some benefits

1:13:43and some things I'm kind of concerned about.

1:13:47So the obvious benefit to me seems like

1:13:50when you're holding the phone

1:13:52and you're dealing with notifications,

1:13:54it's more convenient than ever

1:13:55because just by looking,

1:13:57you put the iOS lock screen in a locked state

1:14:01so you can fully interact with notifications

1:14:04and read messages, respond to messages and all that.

1:14:07But the fact that you need to, you know, there's a padlock icon now on the lock screen.

1:14:15It's a very big icon. And the animation for that icon to unlock is kind of slow.

1:14:22And it feels to me like the animation is actually slower than it takes for Face ID to authenticate you and to recognize you.

1:14:29So I wonder if the animation of the icon will cause the perception that Face ID is slower than Touch ID.

1:14:36And also I wonder if having to do the dance of look with your eyes open then swipe up

1:14:43It's gonna be slower than place your finger and click

1:14:46So I

1:14:50Am under the assumption that

1:14:53You are able to swipe the screen as

1:14:58You are raising it to your face and then look at it and it will go to the home screen

1:15:05Okay. I wonder how that works.

1:15:09Well because when you swipe up it will then say look to open.

1:15:14Or put in your passcode. Yeah, okay.

1:15:17Right, so this is something that I am under an assumption with which I am confident is based on true fact.

1:15:25Okay.

1:15:27So that will be a way that you'll be able to do the kind of unlock from the pocket, right?

1:15:33because this was my big thing, I unlock my phone, my phone's on the home screen before

1:15:38it gets to my face because I just unlock it as it's coming out of my pocket, right, so I just press the home button or whatever

1:15:44this is a way, it might be a bit slower, but a way to kind of mimic that so I don't feel like I'm always look, swipe, like I want to swipe and look and then get there

1:15:51and it seems like that is going to be a thing that is possible

1:15:55but you know the thing about the animation?

1:15:58I would maybe, if that's the case, right, like I would maybe say that the animation is taking as long as it takes the system to do what it's supposed to do.

1:16:08Rather than the system is waiting for the animation to complete.

1:16:13It wouldn't be, there's precedent for that though. It wouldn't be the first time that IOS animation framework is actually slower than it takes the system to perform a feature.

1:16:22So, we'll see. Obviously this phone is not coming out until November and I think it's going to run probably iOS 11.1.

1:16:31So Apple has plenty of time to tweak things.

1:16:34And I mean, maybe we'll even see some leaks from iOS 11.1, who knows?

1:16:40Maybe we'll know more in a few weeks.

1:16:45I guess.

1:16:49But yeah, overall, I think I'm a fan. I was talking to some friends and my girlfriend

1:17:01and my mom about this. First question is, Face ID is super cool. You look at your phone

1:17:08and it understands your face. I feel like when people hear that Apple did some tests

1:17:14with photographs and videos and masks and it uses the depth information and the lasers

1:17:20to make sure they're actually looking at a real human being. They're not being spoofed

1:17:24by these other authentication tricks.

1:17:27It needs your attention and all the work.

1:17:30And it needs your attention. And everybody says that it's super cool. Like the invisible

1:17:34lasers and the 30,000 dots on your face. That's amazing. There's an element of that's kind

1:17:39of creepy but I think we all had the same reaction four years ago when Touch ID first

1:17:46came out.

1:17:47It was kind of creepy that a company can now read my fingerprint.

1:17:52And of course it all comes down to the secure enclave and the way that Apple deals with

1:17:57this information.

1:17:58So I think the creepiness factor won't be an issue at all.

1:18:01If anything I think Apple will probably have a PR problem with the identical twin stuff

1:18:08and they're maybe sort of trying to get ahead of the problem

1:18:10by talking about it at the keynote.

1:18:13But I think overall, this idea is super cool.

1:18:15It looks, sounds, and it works futuristically.

1:18:20So I think it's the perfect compliment

1:18:23to this kind of futuristic phone.

1:18:24- All right, there's, oh my gosh,

1:18:26there's still so much more to go on this.

1:18:28Let me take a break and we can get back to talking

1:18:31about the iPhone, we'll call it 10?

1:18:34Yeah, we'll call it 10, right?

1:18:3510, 10 is the agreed upon?

1:18:3610 is the agreed upon. - 10, yes.

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1:20:06So the cameras on the iPhone X, I don't know if either of you understand this more than

1:20:12me but it seems like they're the same but with optical image stabilisation on both,

1:20:18like are there any other differences?

1:20:20I don't really understand.

1:20:22So the X and the 8 Plus both have the new 12 megapixel sensor, it's also true on the

1:20:29the 8 but the plus and the 10 have the dual camera system with the telephoto lens.

1:20:33And they're both 12 megapixel now right? They weren't both 12 megapixel before.

1:20:37I think so yeah. The differences between the plus and the 10 is that both lenses on the

1:20:4410 are optically image stabilized. So before just the regular lens was and the telephoto

1:20:51wasn't. So this would make portrait stuff and zoomed in video smoother which is good.

1:20:57The other slight difference is the aperture's

1:20:59a little bit better on the X than the Plus,

1:21:01but it's a pretty minor change.

1:21:03I think, again, going back a step,

1:21:06eight versus 10, the 8 Plus has an amazing camera system,

1:21:09and the 10 is only a little bit better.

1:21:12If you're looking at the 8 or 8 Plus,

1:21:14I don't think you have to be super sad

1:21:16about the camera system you're not getting on the X.

1:21:18- Real-time follow-up, the 7 Plus,

1:21:20both of them are listed as 12 megapixel as well.

1:21:24- Well, there you go.

1:21:26they're apparently they're new and they've got stuff in them.

1:21:29But yeah, I don't, I mean, looking at it,

1:21:32it's like the difference is the new one has a 2.4 aperture

1:21:37on the telephoto, the old one had a 2.8,

1:21:39and then it's digital optimized,

1:21:42no, just a dual optical image stabilization

1:21:45and a true tone flash with slow sync, whatever that means.

1:21:49They're the differences. - I don't know what

1:21:50that means, but a better flash.

1:21:52- And apparently they've got a bunch of sensors in

1:21:54which are enhanced by, what do they call it kids?

1:21:57- Neural networks.

1:22:00- There you go, neural networks, machine learning.

1:22:02That's in the camera now.

1:22:03- Bionic.

1:22:04- It's everywhere.

1:22:04- Bionic, ISP.

1:22:06- Bionic, that's fun.

1:22:07- Apple's building their own, we skipped over it,

1:22:09but Apple's building their own GPU and ISP now,

1:22:13'cause the power of VR stuff's gone.

1:22:14- Internet service provider is my understanding

1:22:16of that phrase.

1:22:17- Image system processor.

1:22:19- Image system processor.

1:22:20- Yeah, so that's all good stuff.

1:22:23So they can do more fancy stuff.

1:22:25Front camera you can do on the 10, you can do the depth stuff because they have all the

1:22:28stuff for the face ID.

1:22:30So even though it doesn't have two cameras.

1:22:31Selfies are gone, it looks so good guys.

1:22:33Yeah, Snapchat games gonna go way up if you're young and into that sort of thing.

1:22:38Like me being in Federico?

1:22:40Yeah, like you in Federico.

1:22:42Yeah, y'all should be in your 20s.

1:22:43For now.

1:22:44Not much longer.

1:22:45I look at this phone and I'm so blown away by the beauty of it.

1:22:49I don't want to put it in a case and I'm really concerned about my opinion and my feelings

1:22:52about this. Well AppleCare+ is $200 on this phone. $200! Because it's glass, that's why.

1:22:58I mean it's strong glass but it's still glass, right? So it's, that's more than the 8 and

1:23:048 Plus, even though the Plus, AppleCare+ - that's really a confusing sentence - is more expensive

1:23:09than on the 7 Plus. God, names. Oh gosh darn it. I assume it's because if you smash the

1:23:14OLED screen it's just more expensive. Oh man. They said the glass is harder than what they've

1:23:20put up on previous phones.

1:23:22See the back glasses, it's got a steel reinforcement

1:23:25under it to help keep it stiff.

1:23:27But yeah, people are gonna break it.

1:23:29I am not gonna put a case on it 'cause I'm not an animal.

1:23:31My phone has been naked basically the whole time

1:23:35I've had an iPhone and I will continue that tradition.

1:23:38The only question is what color to get.

1:23:40But no case here in my life, no case.

1:23:44- What do you wanna do Federico?

1:23:48Well I think I'm gonna go with the obvious choice which would be 256GB black.

1:23:58I mean that's, you know, I guess it's the most expensive one, no the most expensive

1:24:05one is the 512 model.

1:24:07No it's not a 512.

1:24:10Okay so the best one, yeah.

1:24:12So are you gonna put a case on it though?

1:24:15Umm...

1:24:16What about the folio?

1:24:19At least initially I will not.

1:24:23I will try to see, I mean obviously I'm going to get AppleCare so I will see if I can survive

1:24:28without a case.

1:24:30But I don't want to do the folio because I don't see the phone as an iPad.

1:24:35Also I'm not the kind of business user I don't think.

1:24:39You got to put your debit card in there for fast access.

1:24:42Yeah sure sure.

1:24:43Apple pay fix that now that's the sweet irony of apples yeah apples basically

1:24:50built a wallet case you're like a book use Apple pay properly because your card

1:24:56will be trying to talk to the reader I'm sure they've the cards on the front of

1:25:02the phone and if he's in the back I'm sure they've worked that out you can't

1:25:07have them stacked on top of each other though you'd have to have it opened to

1:25:10use it? Maybe. No that's how NFC works. Like if you have two cards on top of each other

1:25:18and try and put them against the reader it just doesn't know what to do. You have to

1:25:22like separate them. So you would have to open the folio every time you wanted to use Apple

1:25:27Pay and leave it open when you scan it. So you'll be doing it with like two hands like

1:25:31a little book. Like you'll walk into the checkout with a book in your hand and you're putting

1:25:35it against the card reader. There's a word of warning to all of you folio fans out there

1:25:39hashtag folio fam the folio fans the iPhone 10 beats MacBook Pro in geek

1:25:47bench tests it beats the 13 or no Pro in geek bench tests so your new phone will

1:25:55be faster than your new laptop what does that really mean though it doesn't mean

1:26:00anything because I'm just gonna preempt a ATP I'm sure they're gonna talk about

1:26:07this for four hours. I don't think it really matters because the type of task even on an iPad,

1:26:15the type of tasks that push an iPad or is different from the type of tasks that push a Mac

1:26:20like there's some overlap right like Jason Snell is editing podcasts on iPad because he's a crazy

1:26:24person. But most people don't do that. And like, it's great if you're doing that sort of like

1:26:30hardcore production on iOS, but 99% of iOS users don't. And even the stuff Federico does, it's

1:26:37pushing the CPU and GPU more than most people do. But I think they're so

1:26:42different like oh my god the ARM processor is faster than the MacBook Pro.

1:26:46That doesn't mean we're gonna have a MacBook Pro with ARM because it may be

1:26:49faster but there's still a hundred other problems with putting this chip in a Mac.

1:26:53Like you don't have thunderbolt. All the stuff we talked about you know

1:26:56thunderbolt you know Windows support all you have to have developers recompile

1:27:00their stuff which they're not gonna do because they don't care about the Mac.

1:27:02like I don't see it happening. It's more for me

1:27:06lol Intel that Apple's custom

1:27:09assumingly much smaller team than what Intel has like I'm sure Apple's CPU team is a much smaller group of people than all of Intel and

1:27:18They're getting it handed to them, but I don't think it is a big deal

1:27:23It's no big of it. It's no bigger video than it was before this I don't think

1:27:28Are you both worried about how many animated emoji you're gonna get from me?

1:27:33I'm definitely gonna block you and I message I am gonna this is it now

1:27:37This is this is the pinnacle of everything its emoji stickers, which I've always wanted

1:27:42I've always wanted to have to be able to use emoji like stickers

1:27:45But now I can make them do whatever I want. I can make them make any type of face

1:27:50You know, I can make an angry robot. I can make a happy monkey. I can make a perplexed chicken

1:27:56Anything I want to do I can do it. I'm so excited about this

1:28:00I may just send all of my messages as audio messages recorded through the face of

1:28:06A unicorn that might just be the way I communicate with people in 2017

1:28:10No, I want you to be the chicken Myke. Yeah

1:28:14I I feel like I need to spend some serious time choosing what my one will be

1:28:19Right, like I think everybody needs to go through this

1:28:21They even did it on stage right where would it Tim was the alien and what did what did Craig Craig's Fox?

1:28:29It was the Fox course obviously

1:28:31So I'm gonna need to spend some serious time looking through this. I haven't seen anywhere yet. Like what the full list of emoji is

1:28:39So so if you go to Apple newsroom

1:28:42On the iPhone 10 page. I think there's a list of there's 12 of them

1:28:48I think because they said they have about six or seven of them as gifts. I

1:28:53will put the Fox one in the show notes so we can see that on the show notes page

1:28:58for this this episode. Okay I'm trying to find this list now I don't see it.

1:29:06I think there's like 12 of them. Okay. What's interesting it's an

1:29:10iMessage app like it's not in the emoji keyboard. It makes sense to me.

1:29:17I think so too and I think you know they're still trying to make I message apps a thing but

1:29:20It is what it is

1:29:23I'm very excited about an emoji guys. I really really really really am like very very excited about it like

1:29:29it was it was the first time that I

1:29:32Did I that I generally love that?

1:29:36Laughing my butt off I was especially

1:29:40like I

1:29:42I did not expect Johnny to do the demo of the animoji and that was, you know when you

1:29:50when you get the feeling that you know someone and that person tends to be a very serious,

1:29:55very composed person and then suddenly they do something funny and it's funnier than it

1:30:02should be because you never see them in that light. Because it's so out of character for them.

1:30:07Yes, and that's exactly what happened to me with Johnny yesterday.

1:30:11He was doing the monkey, the monkey animoji and I was like, this is, this is just so funny.

1:30:17It's like, you know, good times at the, during the Apple video, you know, the white, the white room

1:30:24is funnier than usual. The white room got some character in it and those characters were animated

1:30:29monkey faces. I'm really excited about this feature. Like, this is something that people

1:30:35people are going to go crazy for, I think.

1:30:38And I'm very, very, very excited to play with it.

1:30:41- You know, even technically speaking,

1:30:43it's quite the accomplishment from Apple

1:30:45because they're using the new face recognition APIs.

1:30:50And I guess they're also available with ARKit,

1:30:53you know, all the detection points that developers

1:30:56can request to form this approximation of your face.

1:31:00And they're also doing some stuff, I guess, with Metal 2

1:31:03and maybe sync it to animate the Animoji on screen.

1:31:07So if you look at the leaks from the iOS 11 GM

1:31:12from last week, all the Animoji were low poly versions,

1:31:17so very low polygon count.

1:31:19And I believe Apple is doing some hardware tessellation

1:31:23to smooth all the surfaces out and make the polished,

1:31:27you know, rounded fully 3D Animoji

1:31:30that we have on the iPhone 10.

1:31:31So that's kinda awesome from a technical perspective too.

1:31:35It's a silly feature, but it's very nicely done

1:31:39from a technical perspective.

1:31:40And it's also interesting--

1:31:41- This is not silly.

1:31:42This is deadly serious.

1:31:43- It's serious too.

1:31:45I mean, I think it's gonna sell iPhones, honestly.

1:31:48And it's gonna make for some amazing commercials.

1:31:52- Yeah. - Yeah.

1:31:53I am very excited.

1:31:55- This isn't in the notes, but iOS 11

1:31:59does not have Apple's new emoji.

1:32:02It's gonna be, assuming later,

1:32:03maybe in 11.1 with this new phone.

1:32:06Is that a, I was gonna ask you, is that a break?

1:32:10Has it been on a minor update

1:32:11or have they been in major releases the last couple years?

1:32:13I just couldn't remember.

1:32:14- No, they've been in the like 10.2, 10.3, 10.2,

1:32:19I think actually, yeah.

1:32:21Like a couple of months later.

1:32:22- This isn't a break from precedent then.

1:32:24- Yeah, I mean, you know,

1:32:27You have to wait for your elf emoji, which is coming with the next version.

1:32:32I just want the mind blown one.

1:32:34iOS 11 comes out next week.

1:32:36How are you feeling for the week?

1:32:38Umm...

1:32:41Do we need to talk about it?

1:32:43Like...

1:32:45I mean, we can just gloss right past it and pretend it's not happening if that will make you feel anything.

1:32:49No, I just wanted to say that, of course, the final week is sort of a rush to get everything done.

1:32:55there's still bugs to be fixed, screenshots to be taken, and this year we're working on new

1:33:02extras, new avenues to be explored, so we're also trying to finalize that and more more

1:33:10shall be revealed next week on connected and on max stories and everywhere hopefully.

1:33:18And, but yeah, obviously, you know, six days left means not much sleep will be experienced

1:33:28by my body.

1:33:29Odd way of saying that.

1:33:32It's very weird.

1:33:34This is a real roundabout.

1:33:36What day does it come out?

1:33:37Is it Tuesday the 19th?

1:33:39Yes.

1:33:40Okay.

1:33:41Yes.

1:33:42Okay.

1:33:43Yeah.

1:33:44hopefully a couple of hours before Apple pulls the switch so people have time to

1:33:49check out the review before they rush to update everything. Yep.

1:33:54It's a big day. It's a good review. It's good. Very exciting. Yeah.

1:34:00Alright so we are actually out of time for today. Mostly because Federico has an

1:34:07espresso deficiency right now or something and like there's some words

1:34:11words that are needed. I'm not 100% sure of the reason, I just know that there's

1:34:15some kind of real emergency in regards to I think the sleep that Federico has put into

1:34:21his body or something. Something. His word is in some way like that. So we're gonna

1:34:25hold talking about the Apple Watch and the Apple TV to next week, along with talking

1:34:32about iOS 11. So we've still got an action packed show. I mean there's so much stuff,

1:34:37why not spread it out? We've got a few weeks that we need to fill here before the

1:34:41products come on to our doorstep so we'll talk about the Apple Watch and our opinions

1:34:46on the Apple TV next week. If you want to find our show notes for this week head on

1:34:50over to relay.fm/connected/159 you can find Federico at maxstories.net you should keep

1:34:57your eyes locked to max stories over the next week or so because there's lots of cool stuff

1:35:01happening Federico is @Vittici on Twitter V I T I C C I Stephen is at iasmh and you

1:35:08You can find his work over at 512pixels.net.

1:35:10I know that Steven has finished work on his High Sierra review but that doesn't come out

1:35:14until what, the 25th?

1:35:16The 25th, so I got a couple of weeks but yeah it's ready to go.

1:35:19You're the lucky one.

1:35:20I am.

1:35:22You can find me, I am @imyke on Twitter and yes I do have a cold and yes I am sorry about

1:35:29that.

1:35:30Thanks again to our sponsors this week, the fine folk over at Encapsula, Hover and Blue

1:35:34Apron and we'll be back next time.

1:35:37Until then, say goodbye guys.

1:35:38Adios.

1:35:39Adios.

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