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413: ‘Holiday Party 2024’, With Merlin Mann

 

00:00:00   We gotta stop meeting like this.

00:00:02   This is a quadrennial.

00:00:04   So, optimistically, you know those, I guess they're like, I don't know, IQ test questions

00:00:10   where they show you a pattern and then they're like, what's the next one in the pattern? It's A,

00:00:14   B, C, D, and you have to pick the shape. And it's like, oh, I get it. It was up and then down and

00:00:18   then east and then west and then up, so the next one will be down again, right? Or whatever.

00:00:24   This one's like north, south, east, picture of porcupine.

00:00:28   Well, if we want to start just reaching for any signs of optimism and hope that we possibly can,

00:00:35   we can at least say that our pattern is that four years from today, we will be in a much better mood

00:00:44   while we're recording Holiday Party 2028.

00:00:48   Wow, talk about getting over your skis. Your feeling is, when we do this again in four years,

00:00:54   God willing, it'll be better than today, is your thought? Because I'm afraid it's my thought.

00:00:59   It might be, I don't know.

00:01:01   Well, and then the downside of that is that even in my optimistic scenario,

00:01:06   that would imply that eight years from now in 2032 will be glumly welcoming

00:01:13   86-year-old Trump into his third term.

00:01:19   Yeah, I mean the—

00:01:22   So obviously my little game that I'm playing that there's any sort of four-year pattern doesn't

00:01:26   really hold up to scrutiny. No surprise.

00:01:28   Well, we'll do our part. America, it's up to you to do the rest, but yeah, it's—

00:01:33   Yeah.

00:01:35   Let me tell you a story. I'm going to try something here, and it's going to require you to listen.

00:01:39   Oh, wow. I'm right here, John. I mean—

00:01:42   Well, that did come off wrong.

00:01:44   Yeah, you want to—okay, three, two—

00:01:47   I'm writing this, and I'm not sure if I'm going to publish it. And if I do,

00:01:54   the people listening to this might have read it on my website by now in a different form,

00:02:01   because it'll be written. But let me just tell you this, and it's going to—I'm going to—the

00:02:06   next sentence I say after I finish this one is going to sound like I'm making you sad, but I'm

00:02:12   not. My mom died this year in June. She was 78. And I want to say that this is not the point of

00:02:20   the story, and my mom's death is okay. She hadn't been that healthy for a while, and to be honest,

00:02:26   she was sort of losing her mental acuity in recent years. And the worst thing is in May,

00:02:33   she was hospitalized. This is a month before she died. She was hospitalized. She sort of collapsed

00:02:37   and was too weak to get up the stairs, and my dad called 911, and she went to the hospital,

00:02:41   and they kept her for a couple days. And as everybody knows about modern medicine,

00:02:44   if they keep you in the hospital for a couple days, something's up. And they didn't know.

00:02:49   And it turned out she had ovarian cancer, and it's pretty bad. It's about months to live,

00:02:55   and the effects of it had made her collapse. And we had this whole grim—everybody has got somebody

00:03:03   in their family, hopefully not so close, but for all too many of us, somebody very close.

00:03:09   And everybody knows how this goes. The months to live, and my parents had started talking to

00:03:14   hospi—not because she needed hospice yet. She was fine. Or she was okay at this point.

00:03:18   That's what we were all as a family looking at. Months of a grim decline that ended inevitably.

00:03:28   But late June, she still felt pretty good overall and making plans, coming to grips with it

00:03:36   with amazing, amazing dignity and self-awareness about how she wanted to deal with it and do it.

00:03:43   The last Monday in June, she and my dad went out to eat at their favorite restaurant, or certainly

00:03:48   one of the favorite restaurants, and one that the whole family used to go to growing up. They had a

00:03:53   great meal. Her appetite was good. She felt good. That day, she'd scored a two on the wortle, had

00:03:58   won the family challenge. Tuesday morning, she played. She got a four, reported her score duly

00:04:06   to the family group. And then she sat down and had some kind of coronary incident and just

00:04:13   fell over dead. My dad found her, called 911. They got there in minutes. Minutes. Really,

00:04:19   remarkable time in the suburbs, but she was gone. No pain, no decline, the whole long, slow grind of—

00:04:28   Jared: About as clean as you could ask for it, in some ways.

00:04:30   Pete: Yeah.

00:04:31   Jared; In a twisted, in a very, as somebody who's had folks in my family going through cancer and

00:04:36   Alzheimer's and stuff like that, it's, you never want to say anything like, it becomes so cynical

00:04:41   and so lame to say stuff like taken too young and all that kind of stuff, but for as bad as that

00:04:46   could have gone, that's not the worst way to end it.

00:04:50   Pete; It's so trite to say it was a blessing, but it was, given that she was in decline and had been

00:04:56   diagnosed with terminal ovarian cancer and was still, the night before, had just enjoyed a meal

00:05:02   at her favorite restaurant. Just fell over dead and that was it. It was as good as it could be.

00:05:09   And my dad, she was 78, my dad is 84 and he is sharp as a tack and he's in great health.

00:05:15   Until recently, he was still not just playing golf whenever weather permitted, but walking the golf

00:05:21   course, carrying his clubs. I learned in that month from when my mom was hospitalized, I live about an

00:05:28   hour away, so I see my dad regularly and saw my parents regularly and stay in touch. But I figured

00:05:36   out after mom was in the hospital and you sort of start putting clues together that, oh, she'd been

00:05:46   a little bit more in decline than they together had led on. And dad has been shouldering a lot more of

00:05:55   their just daily lives than he had led on to me and my sister. Not out of maliciousness or to hide

00:06:04   it, but because that's the way we are and it's the way I am. I would think the same way. I don't want

00:06:09   my kids, they didn't want me and my sister worried, he didn't want us worried about my mom, so he took

00:06:15   on more responsibilities. And I figured out that he'd stopped playing golf, not because he couldn't

00:06:22   play golf anymore at age 82 or 83, but because playing golf, even if you only play half around

00:06:27   nine holes, takes two hours and it's like the light bulb went off. He did not feel comfortable

00:06:33   leaving her for two or three hours. But he still walks full mile every day, he's in good shape,

00:06:41   they've been met, they were married 52 years. And so, the story of my mom's death is really more

00:06:47   the story of my dad and his grief. And I talk to him every day and he's doing good. And I think

00:06:53   everybody knows either firsthand or somebody close enough to the sort of scenario of a couple that's

00:07:02   been together for decades and grows old together and one of them dies and if the survivor is a man

00:07:14   that they often shut down. It happened to my grandfather, my dad's dad, where when my

00:07:20   grandmother died, he just suddenly, you know, and maybe it's just coincidence. Everybody always says,

00:07:27   "Hey, everybody knows when somebody gets elected president of the United States, they go in with

00:07:30   a head full of dark hair and then they come out with gray hair." Well, guess what? They often go

00:07:34   into the office in their mid-50s when hair starts going gray, right? You know what I mean? Like,

00:07:39   if I got elected president right now, which would be better than what's going on,

00:07:44   there's a very good chance that eight years from now my hair is going to be a lot

00:07:47   grayer than it is right now. And that might be what happens to 80-year-old men when their wives

00:07:53   die is they were about to go into decline anyway. We sort of saw that happen, speaking of 80-year-old

00:07:59   men who were thinking about this week with Joe Biden over the last four years.

00:08:03   My dad's not doing that, I can say with certainty. He is an optimist and he is upbeat and he is very

00:08:10   sad and he is remarkably, for a man of his generation, in touch with and willing to express

00:08:16   that he gets sad and misses my mom every day. I talked to him, I told you, I talked to him every

00:08:22   day. And Tuesday morning, he called me around noon. He had voted already. And again, he's an

00:08:30   84-year-old white man who lives in the suburbs of a red county in Pennsylvania. But my dad's

00:08:35   a lifelong Democrat. And I'm not saying that to brag or that there's anybody out there whose

00:08:40   84-year-old dad is glued to Fox News 18 hours a day. It is how it is. I'm just saying this is my

00:08:47   dad. And my dad's always been a Democrat. But I was really, and I went, do you see the Harrison

00:08:53   Ford thing this week? Yeah. Man, the way he opened, I've been voting for 60, I can't do an

00:08:58   impression, but I've been voting for 64 years. - Given that it's Harrison Ford, and I'm a huge

00:09:04   fan of his work, but also like getting to see him on stuff like, this sounds random, but if you see

00:09:08   him on the Conan O'Brien podcast in particular, they have such a fun rapport and you get to see

00:09:14   how good Harrison Ford is at doing his bit. And we all know Harrison Ford's kind of grumpy old

00:09:20   bit coming from him in particular. He's got a lot of credibility with me as a serious person. And

00:09:27   I think it was pretty gutsy for him to say what he did the way that he did.

00:09:31   I do too. But the part that reminded me of my dad was the very opening. I'd been voting for

00:09:36   64 years. Never really wanted to talk about it very much. And my dad's blue voting, it was like

00:09:44   that. He's the type of man who saw it as a civic responsibility to vote every election day, even

00:09:51   in the odd years when it's the borough tax collector is the only thing on the ballot or

00:09:56   the school board. My dad just thought that's what you do as a citizen. You pay attention,

00:10:00   you read the news, you form opinions, you consider, and on election day you go vote.

00:10:07   Not to put a sign out in the lawn guy. That's the never really wanted to talk about it much.

00:10:13   And isn't going to tell other people how to vote, that sort of thing. Although if his friends asked,

00:10:19   and I think as an 84-year-old, his peer group was decidedly Trumpy, but that's the way it is.

00:10:26   It's not like he sat there in silence. He'd give it to them, but in a friendly way. And in a way

00:10:32   that I think people think maybe doesn't happen anymore, but does. The coffee counter where he

00:10:38   goes to, there's people who voted one way and people who voted the other, and they do feel

00:10:43   strongly, but they can stop talking about that and go back to talking about the Eagles and the Dallas

00:10:49   Cowboys playing this weekend, the next minute. But anyway, he called me Tuesday morning, and

00:10:57   given that I know he cares about politics and we just talked the day before, I thought that's

00:11:02   certainly all that was on my mind. And figured it was all that was on his, but he said he had

00:11:07   something to tell me, and he's laughing. He's laughing. But I know him. Like I said, he's my

00:11:16   dad, and I talk to him every day, and he's laughing, but I could tell something's not right. And of

00:11:22   course, I'm thinking, you always think, is it something with his health? He's lost a lot of

00:11:26   weight in recent years. He's gone to the doctor and they weigh him, and they say he's lost,

00:11:32   I don't know, 40 pounds, maybe 50 pounds. His fingers are bonier. He's calling me right now,

00:11:39   as a matter of fact. That's true. No, I know. I just saw it. Yeah. He always, his voicemails,

00:11:45   it's, this is a true story, his voicemails to me, which he always leaves a voicemail if I don't

00:11:49   answer, always says, I don't know if you're on a podcast or something. I'll talk to you later.

00:11:55   This time it's true, and I will tell him that. But anyway, he's lost weight. His fingers have

00:12:01   gotten bony, and I could tell there's something wrong in his voice. And he told me he went out

00:12:06   to eat the night before by himself. In fact, to the same restaurant where the one where he and

00:12:11   my mom had eaten the night before she died. And he came home, and he, you know, he's old, and he's

00:12:17   always been very much a morning person. He was going to bed, probably like 6.37. Daylight savings

00:12:24   had just kicked in too. And he went to wash his hands before bed, and as he's washing his hands,

00:12:28   he realized his wedding band was missing. And he told me a couple, over the summer,

00:12:36   when we were talking about his weight, and I believe it was in the context of him just having

00:12:41   him just having gone to his doctor for a health checkup, that they said, "Hey, you've lost weight,

00:12:47   but you know, everything's good. Blood work's good. There's nothing, we're not really worried

00:12:52   about it. It's just you're 84." And he's like, "Yeah, my wedding ring's even loose. I have to

00:12:56   be careful when I do dishes and stuff now." And here he came home and was washing his hands,

00:13:01   and the ring wasn't there. And he looked everywhere he could at night, but it's, you know,

00:13:07   night he's 84. And he went to bed without it and woke up in the morning and in the light, searched

00:13:13   everywhere. Searched the drain, searched the tub, looked on the floor, looked under the couch,

00:13:18   went out to the car, looked in the car and the floor, looked between the cracks, couldn't find

00:13:23   it. And he thought to him, he said to me, and I just know I had it at the restaurant. And it's not

00:13:29   because he remembers looking at his wedding ring at the restaurant, it's that he knows that if he

00:13:35   had eaten a full meal and it wasn't on his finger, he would have noticed because I don't know if you

00:13:39   wear a ring, but I wear a wedding ring. And if I take it off, my finger feels incredibly weird now.

00:13:45   You notice the absence, you notice the absence of it, not that it's there. And he said, "I don't

00:13:51   remember looking at it at the restaurant, but I just know I would have noticed." But he called

00:13:54   the restaurant anyway, but they're only open starting at four or something like that. So,

00:13:59   there was nobody there. So, he left a message, left his name and number in case anybody finds it.

00:14:04   Maybe put a hint in them that if nobody had turned it in, maybe they could please

00:14:08   look a little carefully, it's mean something to them. And he went back out to the car,

00:14:14   this time with a flashlight and searched and searched and you know how it is when you lose

00:14:19   something. You become manic. It's like there's a loop that you can't close until you have some

00:14:24   feeling that you've, even as your mind is telling you, this is a long shot, you're like, well,

00:14:29   this is a long shot, I've got to ride out because I don't know what I'd do if this happened. I know

00:14:35   that's such a desperate feeling. You look at this, and it's like when it really starts to make you

00:14:41   sick is when you're looking in the same spot. All the places it couldn't be. Again. And you're like,

00:14:46   I don't even remember how many times I've looked in the sink. I've lost count, but it's nowhere.

00:14:55   I told Amy and when I told her, she almost burst into tears. And she said, "Your mom just died."

00:15:03   And I don't believe, I'm not superstitious. I really am not. But my ear hears superstition.

00:15:13   The Yankees lost two games of the World Series and I hadn't worn my hat. So when I watched game three,

00:15:18   I put my hat on. I couldn't help thinking that was a bad sign on election day.

00:15:27   And I'll tell you this, Merlin, it is selfish and it is not. My heart breaks for my dad.

00:15:36   Because the ring, whatever it means to me, it means 100 times more to him. But when he dies,

00:15:45   the only thing that he owns and is the whole house, it's still the house I grew up in,

00:15:50   but the one and only thing that I want is that ring or wanted.

00:15:55   And it's still not turning up. Well, here's the thing. I woke up Wednesday morning.

00:16:04   I don't know how you woke up Wednesday morning, but I woke up feeling bad.

00:16:08   And my dad called me early. He knows I sleep late. He called me around 930.

00:16:14   And he usually calls me around 11 or so. And he'd woken up and he read the news because he'd gone

00:16:23   to bed long before the election was called and processed the election. He went to mass. He goes

00:16:30   to daily mass a lot, especially after my mom has died, which not because he's turned to religion

00:16:36   afterwards, but because I, again, I feel like he wasn't as comfortable leaving her alone.

00:16:41   And I think he really enjoys the relative solitude of daily Catholic mass compared to Sunday mass. He

00:16:49   goes on Saturdays too for the weekly stuff. And he drove home and he parked in front of the house

00:16:56   in the exact same spot, which just happened to be open. And my parents live across the street

00:17:00   from the elementary school I went to, so parking on weekdays is often difficult. But he got the

00:17:06   exact same spot. And they changed the street from when I grew up, it was two ways. And it's

00:17:15   blah, blah, blah, safety of the kids, the school bus. They changed it to a one-way street just a

00:17:22   handful of years ago, which is still really weird for me when I drive home. But because it's a

00:17:26   one-way street on my dad's house, my parents, I'll always call it my parents' house, my parents' house,

00:17:33   you park the wrong way now with the driver's door on the side of the curb. And he opened the door,

00:17:40   and it was the same spot where he parked before. And he looked, it's just thought wonder, and he

00:17:46   looked on the street, on the street, not the sidewalk, there was this fucking ring

00:17:52   in a bunch of leaves, a bunch of dry leaves. My dad calls it the gutter. It's not a gutter like

00:18:00   a drain, but there would be. And he had told everybody this story, and he told his neighbors,

00:18:05   and his one neighbor, he saw him, and my dad said, "I picked that ring up and I kissed it, John."

00:18:10   And his neighbor said it, and said, "If it had even fricking rained, that ring would have just

00:18:18   washed 40 feet down the curb." Jared: I mean, if it had moved,

00:18:21   well, it's just the obvious thing, if it had moved one car length away, that would have-

00:18:25   Pete: Yeah, or if that spot hadn't been open. If that spot hadn't been open, he might not have

00:18:30   looked down when he got out of the car. Jared; It's like something out of a fairy tale,

00:18:34   where if it had moved one car length, he never would have seen it again.

00:18:37   Pete; Well, but there it was on the street, two days later, just sitting there in a bunch of

00:18:42   leaves, which is probably why he didn't hear it when it hit the street, because it hit dry leaves.

00:18:48   And that doesn't help with anything that's coming with the election. But I needed that.

00:18:57   I don't know. You know, they used to, Obama had a lot of posters with just the word "hope."

00:19:05   And I always liked that. Jared; Yeah. I'm sorry. That's a lot for anybody to bear.

00:19:17   And I mean, I'm glad he found it. But my God, what a, we think Joe Biden's last six months

00:19:24   have been crazy. That's, Jesus. What do you think? I'll say what I always say, it'll all be fine.

00:19:34   What do I think? I think that is, thank you for sharing that. That was amazing. I think so many

00:19:40   of us have stories like that because we're human beings and we're Americans. And even more than

00:19:46   regular human beings, I think Americans tend to impugn. You get to give us coincidences or magical

00:19:51   thinking, but I think most of us have a tendency to, it's the way our attention works. Our attention

00:19:56   is such a, such a frazzled, crazy thing. And I think one thing most of us know is that when we

00:20:01   are feeling especially emotionally elevated, think about when you're in a car crash and it feels

00:20:06   really slow and you feel like you remember and like, I'm not a neurologist. I don't know how

00:20:11   that works, but I do know that whether that's the causes of trauma or the causes of lifetime elation,

00:20:17   that there is a very, I'm not trying to scientific this, but there is a very elevated emotional state

00:20:23   that we go through that can make us very vulnerable and can make us very, again, I'm always

00:20:29   hung up on this idea of trauma and what causes us to process information differently after the

00:20:35   traumas of our life. And one of those is we start casting about for what the story is. It's something

00:20:39   everybody does. Everybody loves a good story. You just told a good story. You told a good story. You

00:20:43   could have stopped on November 4th or 5th and it would have still been a good story, but you've had

00:20:47   a nice thing to the end of that. We do that. We want to see a frame around things. We want to

00:20:52   understand things. One of the things I'm personally not going to get crazy into today personally is

00:20:58   all of the recriminations and the goblin hunting and all of the searching around for who did what

00:21:03   wrong. And like, I, I'm finding that very overwhelming and personally, I reject a lot of those

00:21:08   frames personally, but that's how it works. That's the way it works is with that attenuated, that

00:21:16   higher, that elevated attention in that state of emotionality, we tend to notice more things.

00:21:23   I think about the way your memory works. And I think that's, but.

00:21:27   Pete I think both things can be true. I don't think that my dad lost his wedding ring on the eve

00:21:34   of the election.

00:21:36   Jared: You're not strictly blaming him, you're saying.

00:21:38   Pete; Two nights before.

00:21:40   Jared; It's not his fault completely that she lost yourself.

00:21:42   Pete; And found it the day after as a symbol of hope after a dark event. I don't think that

00:21:51   there's any cosmic aspect to it. But, as you said, human beings are natural pattern finders

00:22:02   and identifiers. We're, we're.

00:22:03   Jared; That's the way that we survive. We survive day to day through short-cutting,

00:22:09   chunking, and heuristics and cognitive biases.

00:22:11   Pete; And it's where the whole paranoid mindset and, and, and, or just conspiracy mindset.

00:22:18   Jared; Yeah, like, what would explain, what, again, not necessarily the election, but for

00:22:23   a lot of things, what would explain, give me a way to, a word I like a lot, I don't know if I'm using

00:22:28   this correctly, but how do I take this, what appears to be true information about the world,

00:22:32   and how do I integrate it into the way that I see the world? And how do I, how do I think,

00:22:36   how do I decide, how do I do as a result of that? It's, I don't think that's that exotic an idea.

00:22:41   Pete; Yeah, and so, so both things are true. I don't think any cosmic force

00:22:47   made those events coincident, but the fact that they were coincident has tremendous meaning to me.

00:22:54   I would have noted if my dad had lost his wedding ring on December 4th and found it December 6th in

00:23:01   the exact same way, I would have been just as worried and heartsick about it for the 24 hours

00:23:07   that I thought it was lost, and I would have been just as jubilant for him the day that he found it,

00:23:13   and I might have told friends, I certainly would have shared it with Amy,

00:23:17   but I wouldn't have shared it here. And I wouldn't have written about it.

00:23:21   Jared; Does that, how does that, well, I mean, just to put a point on it, does that,

00:23:28   is that giving you in its way a kind of hope? Not a hope in a sense of like,

00:23:32   Pete; Yeah, no, without question.

00:23:34   Jared; Well, just, no, I'm not saying Rumpelstiltskin comes along and you like,

00:23:36   figure some stuff out. I'm talking about like, though, that like, it reminds you

00:23:40   to butcher Kierkegaard, like, that's the terrible thing in life. Life goes on whether we're into it

00:23:46   or not. We will keep going until we don't, and it benefits us in some ways, it benefits us in

00:23:54   some ways to obviously keep situational awareness, keep our head about us, to stay as emotionally

00:23:58   stable as we can. But also, I mean, there's sometimes some very poignant, meaningful things

00:24:04   that can happen to us that whether they reflect the unseen hand of the universe, I'll leave to

00:24:10   other people, I think probably not, but that doesn't mean it's not without value for you.

00:24:17   For good and bad, we can imprint on certain kinds of things, and I think there are worse things to

00:24:23   take away from the month of November than the idea that your dad kept going and maybe America can't

00:24:28   do. Pete; Exactly. I mean it. I really do. I'm going to take a break and thank our first sponsor.

00:24:36   I am. Jared; Hi. You gotta do it right now. Okay. Pete; Life goes on. You gotta hit the

00:24:40   money bell as our friend Bob, or what was his name? The money belt guy, the guy who's the

00:24:45   narrator of A Christmas Story? Jared; Gene, Gene Shepard. Pete; Gene Shepard, that's right. Gene

00:24:50   Shepard, the narrator and author of the original work. Jared; Scott Farkas. Scott Farkas, what a

00:24:54   lousy name. Pete; Of A Christmas Story used to be the host of Drive Time Radio and what he is.

00:24:59   Jared; I think he was like an Art Bell. Wasn't he like a late night radio guy? And he would just

00:25:02   sit on a mic and just tell a three-hour story. Pete; Yeah, yeah, I think he was late night. Hours

00:25:04   a day. Right, and part of his shtick was when he got to a commercial break, he'd say, "Gotta hit

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00:25:38   have your own website with your own domain that you control and just sort of has what you want

00:25:43   to say and none of the noise. You could build it at Squarespace, which is just an all-in-one,

00:25:48   really everything from the domain name registration to the features you want to put on

00:25:53   to the way it looks to the style. All of it is built into Squarespace itself. You don't need apps,

00:25:58   you don't need any kind of web development skills. You don't need to know the difference between

00:26:04   HTML and CSS. You can just do it all in the browser, very visually, right there at Squarespace.

00:26:10   You go to squarespace.com and everybody, it doesn't matter if you listen to the show,

00:26:14   anybody, you get 30 days free trial. But if you go to squarespace.com/talkshow, which is actually

00:26:21   the URL specific to this show, you'll still get the 30 days free trial, but you'll also save 10%

00:26:28   off your first purchase of a website or domain. You could prepay for your website a whole year in

00:26:35   advance, save 10% with that code squarespace.com/talkshow. I don't know. I think, you know,

00:26:43   a lot of people take moments like this to reevaluate their lives and what they're doing.

00:26:48   And if one of them is making your own website, I sincerely, not just because they're a long time,

00:26:54   very regular sponsor of the show, I mean it in terms of actually getting off your ass and making

00:27:00   your own website, Squarespace is a great way to do it. squarespace.com/talkshow.

00:27:05   - Thanks Squarespace. You know what I do on my Squarespace site? One of the things I do?

00:27:10   This is not to polish your skirt, just a little bit. It's so nice to have me on every four years

00:27:15   on the worst day of the year. Thank you so much. But I use Markdown is what I do for my blocks.

00:27:20   I have bits that I do in Markdown and it's just easier to me and the way my mind works to keep

00:27:26   that as text. But with that said, can I make a pitch for Squarespace? Do you mind real quick?

00:27:31   - Of course. - Here's my pitch for Squarespace.

00:27:33   Listen, you're a nerd. You're listening to this. You're probably doing the international symbol

00:27:37   for regular expressions. You're probably out there making your own pearl like Chairman Gruber does,

00:27:41   but it not only is it very fun to use, here's the thing. Even if it's not for you, it's probably

00:27:46   for someone you know. This is something I realized even whilst I was still nominally

00:27:52   earning my living such as that was as a web guy, which is that for things like my kids' preschool,

00:27:59   for things like church groups, for things like whatever a little group is that needs to do stuff.

00:28:04   There was a time when if I wanted to help my friends make a website, I became their

00:28:08   semi-permanent webmaster, right? Right up to the line of writing CGI.

00:28:12   - Yeah, remember when we used to like to do that? Yeah?

00:28:15   - Oh, yeah. Well, and when you have to get all the stuff in Microsoft, you have to save it out.

00:28:19   And oh gosh, I forgot, somebody made this actual HTML in Word. So now I've got to clean all this

00:28:24   up. I got to go into BB Edit. I got to run my scripts to take out all those little squares

00:28:28   with question marks in them. Like all that kind of stuff you've got to do. What's nice about this is

00:28:32   if you can get them, your beloved group or friend or whomever, just kind of set up with this,

00:28:38   they could set it up themselves and it'd be fun. But the neat thing is you don't have to be on the

00:28:43   payroll forever as the circa 1996 webmaster with this. You get it going and anybody can update it

00:28:50   that's on their team and it's fun to do. It's Squarespace. What are you doing, John? You're

00:28:54   looking at your phone. What are you doing? - We'll get to it. But giving into obsession

00:28:59   with busy work has helped keep my mind occupied this week.

00:29:03   - There's something so gratifying sometimes. This is really more content from a different show that

00:29:10   I do, but I am somewhat famously not somebody who excels at what are normally thought of as vacations.

00:29:16   I'm bad at vacations. I've talked about this with our friend John Sirkisa quite a lot.

00:29:20   - I am so bad at vacations, but I don't think as bad as you.

00:29:23   - Well, I would be happy to discuss that maybe in four years we can come back and talk about,

00:29:27   there's only one kind of vacation now or something. But I don't excel in what a lot of

00:29:31   people think of as vacations. And frankly, I'm very counter revolutionary about people telling

00:29:36   me whether I'm having fun at things or not. I'm a little bit of a pill about that stuff.

00:29:40   But I think sometimes there is something very gratifying about willfully saying to yourself,

00:29:47   this is gonna sound nuts to a lot of people, a lot of the same people who think they can yell

00:29:51   themselves asleep at night, a lot of the same people who think that they can just do a New

00:29:55   Year's resolution to utterly change everything about them despite having no basis for making

00:30:00   that assumption about themselves. I think sometimes it is very gratifying to say I'm having a morning

00:30:04   off or whatever. But to say I am deliberately going to be undertaking something that maybe

00:30:12   another person might see as a distraction, but like the great David Allen said, pencils do need

00:30:18   to be sharpened. They maybe just oughtn't be sharpened while your house is on fire. We have

00:30:23   a built-in sense of where we need to be spending our time and attention, but there's some times

00:30:28   when, man, I'm gonna sharpen the fuck out of some pencils. And for me, we've talked about this a

00:30:34   little bit already, because this is not an easy episode for either of us, but I realized, oh my

00:30:39   gosh, I gotta get reconcilable differences up. I was so thrilled that our producer Jim said,

00:30:44   the episodes are ready, and I was like, oh my God, I get 15 minutes of struggling with Libsyn.

00:30:48   I have something to spend time on. And there's times when that can actually be really,

00:30:52   there's a reason doctors and other more competent people tell you to take a walk. Get out in the

00:30:58   greenery, get out and take a walk. I'm not trying to be helpful here, but just to say that there is

00:31:02   something that is difficult for a lot of Americans. There's a reason I'm talking about sleep,

00:31:07   because I think they're very related. Americans are very shameful about the whole idea of meeting

00:31:11   sleep, about taking time for sleep, about taking care of their sleep. And as an old man, I feel

00:31:16   qualified to say to you, hey, maybe don't be so tough on yourself about those things. Maybe that

00:31:20   is something, a part of your life that might need a fairly new frame or approach for you to do well.

00:31:25   And if you're having a hard time and you say, I'm gonna take two hours, maybe you're gonna go see the

00:31:29   wonderful Francis Ford Coppola movie Megalopolis, which I think might be four and a half hours.

00:31:33   But you go and you say, this is the thing I'm gonna do now without guilt or without means of

00:31:38   evasion. This is just the thing I'm gonna do. I think that maybe you can't do that forever,

00:31:44   like I try to do. But I think for a lot of us, that can be a good way to sort of get your head

00:31:50   together. And I'm gonna tell you the anti-pattern to me. The anti-pattern, and I have the scars to

00:31:56   show this, unless it works for you, maybe you don't need to submerge yourself in every conceivable

00:32:03   news source today. I don't know, maybe it works for you. But be careful.

00:32:08   - I think we'll come back to this numerous times. I mean, let me just say this, let me interrupt and

00:32:15   just say that as we're recording this on Thursday the seventh, so it's day two of realizing what's

00:32:25   happened again. - You know what this is? This is Trump S2E1. We're currently in the first episode

00:32:32   of the second season. - In 2016, when you and I first had one of these post-election holiday

00:32:38   parties, I believe we recorded the day after. And I don't remember why, because I was trying

00:32:45   to remember. - I was trying to remember, and I can't be fucked to go back and listen to it, but.

00:32:49   - I don't remember why. Were we already scheduled, thinking again deja vu, so much deja vu?

00:32:57   - Why would we record a podcast to talk about Hillary's win? Like, why would we schedule that?

00:33:04   I mean, it's gonna... - Or did we even like, "Hey, oh yeah, we'll be coasting on the positive

00:33:07   vibes of our first woman president." - I see a very large multi-gigabyte file in my application

00:33:13   support library a lot. So I'm gonna see if maybe that text still exists, because I think it was as

00:33:20   basic as, "Well, I guess we need to record a podcast." - I don't know, maybe that's what we did.

00:33:26   Maybe we decided on the spot to do it, but I will say, and I told you yesterday, yesterday you and I

00:33:35   just spoke on the phone for 45, because we thought about doing it yesterday. - You can tell the story

00:33:39   if you want. I would be fine with you saying what happened. - So the story is, a week ago, people started hitting me up,

00:33:44   "Hey, you and Merlin are gonna do this again." Because you and I did, as I alluded to earlier, we did

00:33:49   do it again four years ago under much happier circumstances the day after Biden. And I guess

00:33:54   when we recorded four years ago, it wasn't official, but you, yeah, you know, and we'll get to

00:34:00   Kornacki. If you follow Kornacki, you knew, it's hard to explain, but... - I have so much to say about Kornacki.

00:34:06   Like, it wasn't official four years ago until Friday morning, but... - No, it was Friday, but Saturday was

00:34:11   like when it was officially, like, yeah, official, there's still one person that disagrees, but, you

00:34:16   know, 300 million others. - Yeah, some disagreements, but... - It's all just gonna happen in a democracy.

00:34:24   - We recorded the day after knowing that Biden was almost certainly the victor, and a week ago I reached

00:34:30   out. People had started hitting me up, "Hey, you and Merlin are gonna have a holiday party again," and

00:34:33   I had been thinking about it, but I hadn't really reached out, which you kind of have to do, and you

00:34:39   were like, "Yeah, I guess so." We had penciled in yesterday afternoon, and we didn't really, at the

00:34:46   time, you could go back, and it's not that long ago, you could go back and look at the exact text.

00:34:50   We didn't really talk about the if, the implicit if-then-else statement of how that might go,

00:35:02   and it wasn't a cocksuredness like we, I had it certainly in 2016, where I thought it was

00:35:08   just a stone-cold lock that Hillary Clinton was going to win, both because I thought she was,

00:35:15   had run a good campaign, was the best qualified candidate, still to this day, the best qualified

00:35:23   candidate in the history of the United, or of modern United States, to serve as president,

00:35:30   and the fact that the candidate that the other party had nominated was a seven-times-bankrupted

00:35:37   reality TV show blowhard clown from Queens, and sort of a joke, who obviously himself clearly

00:35:47   did not expect to win, and, right? And there's the whole thing, and people listened to it,

00:35:56   and we recorded it. I had gotten tremendously drunk on election night.

00:36:01   [Laughter]

00:36:02   You didn't start out that. You didn't start out thinking that was,

00:36:06   but the night dragged on, you were there, you were like in for the duration.

00:36:10   And Amy remembers it vividly, where I realized what Kornacki was telling me in 2016,

00:36:19   before calls had been made, and realized that he was going to win, and I went, I'm not an animal,

00:36:26   the vodka is stored in the freezer, so it was ice cold, but I had poured healthy pour of vodka

00:36:33   straight into a pint glass, which is ordinarily meant for something much lower in alcohol content

00:36:38   like beer, and situated myself—

00:36:40   You're thinking ahead is what you're doing.

00:36:42   —situated myself back on the couch with the pint glass half.

00:36:47   With your tumbler of tea doughs.

00:36:49   [Laughter]

00:36:50   Yeah, like, you know, you measure a drink by how many fingers you want,

00:36:54   it was how many hands do you want.

00:36:55   More like how many femurs of vodka.

00:36:59   And then there's the next day, and I was hung over, and there's one part,

00:37:02   I don't—one thing, I do not listen to this show. I cannot, I do, I reread and self-edit my writing

00:37:09   excruciating detail, and I don't mind it. I don't love proofreading my own writing,

00:37:15   but I also can't imagine, there's no way to do what I do without it, and I do it, but I find

00:37:20   myself unable to listen to myself on a podcast, and if it were up to me and I had to edit myself—

00:37:27   I think that's one thing a lot of our listeners have in common,

00:37:30   is just that they would just as soon not hear it.

00:37:31   So I've never gone back to listen to our 2016 holiday party.

00:37:35   You don't go back and listen to our old, you don't listen to the banana window? That was a classic.

00:37:39   I sure it was, and I, some things, the things that I remember were good, but I do remember the

00:37:44   moment while we were, I'm gonna guess it was maybe 15 minutes in, 20 minutes in, and you, I remember,

00:37:52   what I remember is you saying to me, you, it dawning on you that I had maybe had a drink before

00:37:58   we recorded on Wednesday, and you said, "Oh, we're having a holiday party."

00:38:04   I wasn't drunk, I don't believe—

00:38:07   I remember a very old episode of the talk show from a different incarnation where

00:38:15   you said some of the funniest stuff that I still think about to this day, and I'm gonna quote you,

00:38:22   because I remember this, is that you said that you had, maybe you'd had some drinks while you're

00:38:27   recording with our friend Dan, and Dan kind of intimated that maybe there was something just

00:38:30   a little bit chemically different about you, and you said, "We're having a holiday party over here."

00:38:35   And Dan said, "Well, why didn't I get an invite?" And you said, "Because you used the word invite."

00:38:40   And I still think about that.

00:38:42   [Laughter]

00:38:43   I do remember that.

00:38:44   If you'd said invitation, you'd be drinking with daddy.

00:38:46   Yeah. It probably led me, I don't know if I did it on the spot then or not, but it reminds me of

00:38:56   probably the closest, or certainly the time that I should have been punched right in the mouth

00:39:02   and wasn't—

00:39:04   Well, I already know. You and me both. Was you and me both saying,

00:39:07   "Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine."

00:39:09   No, no, no. This was back in college on the student newspaper at Drexel,

00:39:14   you'd think it's sort of like in the building full of student clubs and stuff. And it was like

00:39:21   the beginning of a semester, and I was already an upperclassman, very comfortable and familiar,

00:39:25   but it was probably like the fall or spring or fall, like the freshmen were in town,

00:39:30   and somebody was there paid to give out coupon books, little books, and please take it,

00:39:36   and then you local pizza establishments and get these—I don't know, take the book and then you can

00:39:41   go save five dollars on a sandwich at a local establishment. And me and a friend were doing

00:39:48   something, I forget what, but it required us to leave the building and come back with a couple

00:39:53   of things, take it up to the newspaper office, go back down, get some more, come back up,

00:39:58   several trips. And every time we came in, this kid who'd been hired to give out these coupon books,

00:40:02   he was just approaching everybody as they came by, and he had been, you know, just like this

00:40:08   third, fourth, fifth time he'd asked us, "Do we want a book?" And we, of course, declined every

00:40:14   time. And by the fifth time, instead of just saying no, no, and he recognized, "Oh yeah,

00:40:20   you guys," again, after he'd asked us, right? We come in, he's like, "Would you guys like a book?"

00:40:25   And we'd be like, "No, thanks." And he'd be like, "Oh," you know, and he'd recognize—I

00:40:28   realized I just asked you guys seven minutes ago, sorry. And we go. And the fourth time, I stopped,

00:40:34   and I turned around and I said to him, "Well, I know you have been by before. Just let me ask you,

00:40:41   are these coupon books or coupon books?" And he said, "They're coupon books." And I said,

00:40:49   "I only take coupons." And I turned a little—and my friend Andrew, Andrew Ross,

00:40:56   I don't know if he listens to the show, he might, I know he reads "Staring Fireball,"

00:41:00   he was the one who was with me, and he said, "I can't believe he didn't punch you right in the

00:41:04   face." I'm not like that anymore. I would not do that. I do find that story—

00:41:10   I'd like to think I've had a role in that. Maybe not recently, but at the point when you were

00:41:15   struggling—not struggling—but there was a point where you weren't quite as good at talking to

00:41:18   civilians. And I'd like to think that I helped you with that a little bit.

00:41:21   Pete: I've just, I've often tell people this, that I've learned from, now it's different

00:41:27   because people you would, if you're alluding to when, like, I, WWDC is really the only thing left

00:41:33   on the calendar. But I go to WWDC and I'm suddenly, for lack of a better word, I'm micro-famous.

00:41:38   Steven: Oh, Jesus, I'm nobody now. I, oh, I'm nobody everywhere. It's, it's bananas. I mean,

00:41:44   it doesn't, it's not that bad. It's not bad at all, but it is pretty wild compared, I was just

00:41:51   looking at photos of our baby shower from 2007 and we used to be so much more popular than we are now.

00:41:57   Pete; You don't ever get, but do you, I mean, we were just up in Boston where our kid is going to

00:42:03   college and just, we all, we had gone to see the three of us. My wife and I went to visit him

00:42:10   a couple weeks ago and we went to see the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice because the whole family

00:42:14   is fans of such movies and it was fine. It was a good movie. I recommend it and I don't go to

00:42:20   theaters much anymore and really enjoyed it and we came out of the theater and we were like, where

00:42:24   to go next? And I don't know, Matt Nace was four and there's some very kind person who might be,

00:42:30   again, might well be listening to us. I do forget his name, but gave me a look and said,

00:42:36   are you John Gruber? The are you John Gruber? I said, yes, who are you? And got his name.

00:42:41   Jared; Perfect, perfect.

00:42:42   Pete; Asked him where he's from, what he does, and that's all, that is what I learned from you,

00:42:48   my friend. You told me years ago, probably at a South by Southwest where I was incredibly awkward

00:42:53   to somebody who'd come up to us, you said, think about it, they know you, and I've probably already

00:42:59   been podcasting, they know your voice, but they know a lot about you because they're recognizing

00:43:04   you and they read your work and you don't know anything about them. So, the imbalance is 100%.

00:43:09   Whatever they know about me, and again, they don't know everything about me, they know what I share

00:43:15   publicly, not my private self, but I know nothing about them. So, ask them, find out, what's their

00:43:20   name? What do they do? Where are they from? Jared; It sounds like pretty cheesy day one

00:43:24   Dale Carnegie advice, but whether or not that is true, it's-

00:43:28   Pete; Now everybody listening when it happens and they recognize me or you and we do this,

00:43:32   they'll say, oh, they're doing the trick, but it's not a trick.

00:43:35   Jared; Oh, please, please recognize me. I'm so broken inside.

00:43:38   Pete; Please clap.

00:43:39   Jared; Yeah. I don't know if that would be true.

00:43:43   Pete; Remember when we thought Jeb Bush would be the nominee?

00:43:44   Jared; My family barely recognizes me. No.

00:43:47   Pete; It is a trick, but it's a trick that works and it is interesting and I enjoy it.

00:43:52   Jared; But Jeb also knew an important thing, which is that if you want something in life,

00:43:56   it's nice to just ask for it. If you want applause, just tell the people in your life,

00:43:59   could I have more applause, please? It's good. There was an article in the New York Times,

00:44:02   gosh, at this point, probably over a year ago that I came across and I'll ask you to just

00:44:06   bear with me for a minute, but this is an article that I have found very useful in my own life and

00:44:10   others may find useful and it sounds corny, but that's okay, which is that if you've ever had an

00:44:15   experience, let's say classically with your partner, your spouse, whatever, where you go in

00:44:20   and you're like having a terrible day and you say something and you're like, oh, I'm dealing with

00:44:24   this guy again and then usually the man goes, well, why don't you blah, blah, blah and you

00:44:28   should go do this and put up a post-it note and get a sash and like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:32   What this article said is just ask a simple thing, there's three H's. Do you want to be helped? Do

00:44:37   you want to be hugged or do you want to be heard? Now, I think this is a very powerful thought

00:44:42   technology because once you have made it okay to have that conversation, you can hit escape

00:44:47   and just like pop out of whatever's happening in that moment and you could say to your partner,

00:44:52   hey, not in a mean way, in a totally straight up way, do you want to be helped? Do you want to be

00:44:56   heard or do you want to be hugged? Because let me just say, as somebody who frequently just wants

00:44:59   to be heard, I sure as shit don't want to be helped. And like there are times when I just

00:45:05   mean, I just need a hug. You don't need a hug like we all do, but like it's, there's ways that you

00:45:10   can like, you don't have to be like an over the top in therapy person to find this useful.

00:45:16   It's just a nice way to say it. Hey, it sounds like you and eventually you'll learn, hey,

00:45:19   you know what? Maybe that person just doesn't want or need my help very much. So maybe that's

00:45:24   something I should stop making my default response. I think stuff like that's pretty powerful,

00:45:28   especially in a long-term relationship. I also think that resonates deeply with me.

00:45:32   I am aware that I am learning and changing less in middle age than I was when I was younger,

00:45:40   which is I think inevitable. You can still notice the difference.

00:45:45   No, no, no, I'm not making fun of you. I do. Oh, absolutely.

00:45:49   Absolutely. Most old people think they're great and that's the problem. Most old guys,

00:45:52   most old guys aren't, we talked about this privately yesterday, but that's something I've

00:45:56   said, the single greatest affliction of the, I'm just going to give you the full array,

00:46:01   the single greatest challenge to the white American aging man is the belief that he is not

00:46:06   sufficiently appreciated. And I say that not as a way of announcing that I've gotten better about it,

00:46:11   but as a way of saying, oh no, that's every day. Like every day you're constantly going,

00:46:16   like, I feel like whether that's your ability to identify classic Les Paul guitars, whether that's

00:46:22   your ability to explain how a differential, how transmission works or whatever it is.

00:46:27   The difference between Helvetica and Ariel?

00:46:29   The difference between, there's a difference. A lot of times you got to look at the R,

00:46:35   look at the R and you'll notice it's not quite right, you know.

00:46:38   Lowercase t.

00:46:39   And then Palatino, just remember Palatino, it's got the foot going one way. One foot goes one way,

00:46:45   one goes the other way. So what?

00:46:46   Lowercase t, Ariel has a little diagonal thing at the top, which is inexplicable.

00:46:51   I bet you get more tail than Sinatra.

00:46:53   Ah, I see.

00:46:55   I mean, it's like that.

00:46:57   Let me tell you, sweetheart, if you want to really understand Ariel versus Helvetica.

00:47:01   I'll tell you, something I've learned and I think I might have, I think long before I think I might

00:47:07   have been guilty, I think I might have been guilty more in 2016, maybe, but I certainly felt it

00:47:12   intuitively this year, certainly starting yesterday after this election, is that I do,

00:47:19   I do want to talk about it and I am, I don't know if you've noticed, I am posting about it

00:47:26   and writing about it, but I am not and I, not because I'm afraid to or I feel like it's out of

00:47:35   turn, I am not going to offer any suggestions as to what could have or should have been done

00:47:43   differently. I'm not, I don't think what anybody out there who is hurting because of this election

00:47:50   needs to hear that. I don't think they need, in your context, help, which would be the,

00:47:55   ah, they should have done this, should have gone there, should have started this.

00:47:59   The hearing doesn't cost anything.

00:48:01   No, no, I think it's more hugs.

00:48:03   Hugs and hearing.

00:48:05   Real or real or metaphorical and heard and I will, I would very much like to listen

00:48:12   to what others, not maybe want to advise as having done differently, but how others are,

00:48:19   I'm sure you're the same, I'm sure everybody listening has had this experience, text messages,

00:48:24   maybe even phone calls, but you know, I've heard from a lot of friends and I've myself reached out

00:48:30   to a few friends who I haven't texted or talked to in a while or regularly.

00:48:35   I rekindled a way overdue, long story short, a relationship that I've sorely missed.

00:48:42   For five years, I have officially actively rekindled in the last really couple weeks

00:48:49   and it's been one of the bright spots of my month because it's someone I dearly,

00:48:54   and this is not about who you voted for, it's just more like that's the way life works,

00:48:58   but like it's somebody that I did very sorely miss, somebody I do think about a lot.

00:49:02   And if there's somebody you think about a lot and you miss a lot, there's a chance you might love

00:49:06   them. So it's probably a good idea to reconnect with them if they're on your mind a lot. I'm,

00:49:11   I'm very, I'm very grateful about that. But no, I, I don't, I'm, geez, I don't know. You should

00:49:17   do this episode. Well, I'll just say this, I'll just go back to where I was a few minutes ago and

00:49:21   just say, I don't know what, I don't know what we did or how we did it the day after the election in

00:49:25   2016. And part of it was that I was hung over and had a couple more. I, again, I don't, I haven't

00:49:32   listened to, I've listened to it a little bit here and there, but I, I couldn't have been drunk again

00:49:38   because otherwise there's no way the show would have hit, but it hit for people. And people really

00:49:43   this post-hoc reconstruction of an audio recording in 2016, it was going to be bother. I do remember

00:49:49   at one point, what was our catchphrase that episode? You're not going to get all of them.

00:49:54   I think was the catchphrase. Oh, I don't know. Listen, we're going to, we're going to listen.

00:49:58   Well, maybe I should listen to that. We're almost inevitably going to say something here that

00:50:02   somebody's going to disagree with, but we're not going to get all of you. There's no way that as

00:50:08   big as we would like to make our tent too soon, as big as we try to make our tent, it's not going to

00:50:13   fit everybody who doesn't actually want to be in a tent and would rather set the tent on fire or

00:50:18   play golf on it. I have not really spent a lot of time on social media in the last 48 hours. And I

00:50:26   would recommend for anybody out there who's like, yeah, me too. I haven't by the time you listen to

00:50:30   this. Yeah, stay off. Nobody ever regrets staying off social media longer. If you're taking a break

00:50:35   and you're like, I wonder if I've taken enough of a break. Eh, if you're even asking yourself,

00:50:40   keep it going. But I checked in. I mostly agree, but I think also the important thing to remember

00:50:45   is whatever contest you've made for yourself about anything, it's your fucking contest. You can go

00:50:51   and choose to do whatever it is that you want to do. Maybe part of the problem is also that in

00:50:56   addition to this feeling that things like social media, like we're addicted in some ways perhaps,

00:51:02   or we are, I mean, my way I look at it not as being addicted, but as being like, it's difficult

00:51:07   not to be a character in that particular world participating in like, when I have times away from

00:51:14   social media, people think I'm like having a self-harm thing. It's like, no, I just, this is

00:51:19   not a, this is not a fruitful thing for me or you right now. And when I know that, that's a good

00:51:25   time to step out. Same way that like, if you don't like what's happening at the party, just leave.

00:51:29   Don't try to legislate a better party by yelling everybody down. Sometimes you just got to bounce.

00:51:35   Pete: And sometimes when you've got it in your head that, oh my God, this party's excruciating.

00:51:39   I can't wait for it to be over. And then it just pops into your head. Like I could just fucking

00:51:43   leave. And then you leave and you're like, this wasn't like a Rubik's cube. This wasn't a Mensa

00:51:50   test. But why did that not pop into my head earlier even? And my God, do you feel like

00:51:55   you're not going to get a light on your feet leaving a party or whatever.

00:51:58   Jared "Lucky" Baumgartner Or whatever it is. Yeah. I mean, like, anyway,

00:52:00   it's something you have agency over. Pete I don't know, I don't know what magic we pulled off in

00:52:04   2016, but I'm so glad that we did because I've heard over the years, even just random times,

00:52:10   people just, it's just, it's probably the best episode of this show that's ever happened and

00:52:16   probably, maybe ever. I don't know. People reference it and in the last 48 hours I was on

00:52:23   for a little, which I thought would be the sanest of the social media and just checking them.

00:52:27   Jared I'll catch you up, a lot of people are mad about their computers.

00:52:29   Pete Yeah. Well, there's a lot of people,

00:52:33   just disappointed about their computers.

00:52:36   Jared Surprising number of people who've requested that you and I would do what we're doing.

00:52:40   Jared I don't know, how do we, how do, thank you so much for people who feel that way.

00:52:45   Is there anything you think we could particularly do for those folks?

00:52:50   Pete You texted me yesterday, we were going to go at two, I'm going to use Eastern Time,

00:52:54   we were going to record at two and you texted me at 11.52. When we scheduled this recording,

00:53:01   it hadn't really occurred to me that Trump might win. And I have to say, I thought the same thing,

00:53:09   and that is not, that is not, and my analogy that I wrote on Daring Fireball yesterday in one of my

00:53:16   brief posts, and I like it a lot. I love analogies in general, but I really like this one is that

00:53:22   2016 felt like a trapdoor that we didn't even know existed springing under our feet on election night.

00:53:32   And I just, this is literally unimaginable to me that the American people would nominate Trump.

00:53:41   I thought it was very unlikely that the republic, this is how naive I was, I thought in 2015 it was

00:53:47   pretty unlikely that the republicans would nominate him as their candidate. I knew that

00:53:53   Jared at that time, at that time, it did seem very, very crazy that what we thought of as the

00:53:59   like, Republican sort of mandarins was the word, the classic sort of rock river republicans.

00:54:05   Pete Well, we've had Pat republic, or Pat, what was his name? Pat Buchanan.

00:54:10   Jared Buhanan, yeah. Pete Buhanan, who ran for president several times in 20...

00:54:13   Jared Buhanan At George Wallace, I mean...

00:54:16   Pete Was it 1992, the year that he ran for reelection, where Buchanan...

00:54:20   Jared Buhanan '92 is Clinton's, '92 is Clinton's.

00:54:24   Pete Yeah, but I think, I think that was the year Buchanan embarrassed George H. W. Bush by winning

00:54:28   New Hampshire. Maybe it was '88. I think it was '92, but George W., or George H. W. Bush, the old

00:54:35   George Bush was already president for four years, but the, what we would now call the MAGA types,

00:54:41   were very, very unhappy about his moderate overall views. And Pat Buchanan ran against him and won in

00:54:48   New Hampshire. You know, it's actually...

00:54:50   Jared Buhanan That's actually a very interesting example,

00:54:52   because what I remember from that election, I think, well, what I remember from one of those

00:54:58   elections, and I think it must have been '92, because at that point, H. W. was running against

00:55:03   Clinton, right? What I remember is in the final days, say what you will about the older George

00:55:09   Bush, I've got a lot to say about the older George Bush, but he was seen as like, as they say, one of

00:55:14   the adults in the room. And something happened in the last like, week or two, I guess he got on,

00:55:18   I remember him being on like some kind of like a whistle stop tour. And like, he decided to adopt

00:55:24   the rhetoric of people of like, of being an angry Republican in the same way that Buchanan was,

00:55:31   which I think, again, like in so many elections, put somebody in kind of an awkward position where

00:55:35   it's like, if you're not making the right sounds, as the person who seems ascendant right now,

00:55:39   you might as well be the people, the enemies on the other side. And I just remember it seeming so

00:55:43   undignified. Bob Dole at some point did a similar thing where it's like, of all the people to kind

00:55:48   of break down and become a fussy baby. It's weird that these World War II vets are the people,

00:55:54   but you know, you do what you've got to do. But...

00:55:58   Ted Delaney I have a, I have a correction here, Merlin. The office is just...

00:56:01   Merlin Smith Oh, they just are just coming in right now? Okay.

00:56:03   Ted Delaney So in 1992, with George H.W. Bush as the sitting president running for reelection,

00:56:09   Buchanan, he lost New Hampshire to Bush, but it was 52-37 in the Republican primary, which...

00:56:14   Merlin Smith He overperformed, as they say.

00:56:16   Ted Delaney The closeness of that. And he did win in 1996 against Bob Dole in New Hampshire.

00:56:23   And Bob Dole, of course, famously went on to be the nominee. But I saw Trump as Buchanan with a bit

00:56:30   more telegenic. I don't know how else to describe it. Pat Buchanan was not going to get to host a

00:56:37   game show every week for 10 years on NBC. Right? Like...

00:56:39   Ted Delaney Right, on the continuum of Ron DeSantis to Donald Trump.

00:56:43   Ted Delaney But the message was very...

00:56:45   Ted Delaney Buchanan's in the middle.

00:56:46   Ted Delaney Right. If you're old enough to remember Pat Buchanan, you'd understand Trump as a fan.

00:56:50   Ted Delaney You know, on a firing line all the time.

00:56:51   Ted Delaney Yeah, and he literally won the New Hampshire primary in 1996 and embarrassed George,

00:56:58   at least embarrassed old George Bush in '92 while he was sitting president. I knew that there was

00:57:02   this too big for my comfort, populist, right wing, very, very, very white, rock rib male sort of

00:57:12   mindset. And I just saw Trump as Pat Buchanan plus, right? And that he'd finished like that.

00:57:18   And guess what? He did get the—I don't know if you recall this—he did get the nomination in 2016.

00:57:23   And he did beat Hillary Clinton, neither of which I thought was going to happen. But

00:57:28   that having happened, it's just unimaginable. It was to me. I just, I really could not,

00:57:34   I just couldn't. And when the unimaginable happens, it's no longer unimaginable. Right?

00:57:41   I was talking to, I think, I don't know, I hope I didn't talk when we talked on the phone yesterday,

00:57:45   but we didn't record it. So maybe I'll repeat myself.

00:57:47   Pete: I actually, I think it was when I was talking to our mutual friend, Mr. Scott Simpson,

00:57:52   but it reminds me of how I grew up thinking of the generation that went through World War II.

00:57:56   Like, when I was, you and I are, you know, roughly the same age. And when I was a little kid,

00:58:01   you could tell the old people, not the elderly, but just the old, they were the people who'd

00:58:07   lived through World War II. And they're different. They were, there was a hardness to them.

00:58:13   And that was very powerful. Steven: For my family, that was the Depression, where like,

00:58:17   my grandfather was far too young for World War I and a little too old for World War II,

00:58:22   but my mom was born in 34. My father was born in 29. So they, there's all kinds of stuff I'm still

00:58:30   processing about what that meant to my parents and grandparents in terms of, whether that's in terms

00:58:35   of a sort of privation attitude about life or just about how risky everything is, but how you become

00:58:42   like a little bit of a, maybe if not a hoarder, at least what we used to call a string saver,

00:58:46   the kind of people who like...

00:59:06   Let's just say in 1942, 43, there was no certainty or sureness. It looked bad. No, it looked real bad.

00:59:14   And that was just for us. Like we entered, we entered in 30, we have 41. And we had two really

00:59:20   nice big oceans. That's exactly right. Like those oceans were going to keep us safe. And we were

00:59:25   still pretty burned about World War I and how that all went. Well, our friends in the, I mean,

00:59:30   not to turn us into World War II history podcasts, but our friends in England who,

00:59:33   under Churchill's leadership, were lucky to be an island, if not...

00:59:38   Right, until they figured out how to fly Blitz planes over London.

00:59:41   Right, but their liquid barrier is famously narrow enough to swim. Right?

00:59:47   Right, right, right.

00:59:47   I mean, it makes a difference.

00:59:49   Did you ever see a movie, that John Borman movie, Hope and Gloria, by any chance? It was a movie in

00:59:54   the early mid-80s. The guy who did, I know him from Excalibur, but Hope and Gloria, it's a

01:00:00   wonderful movie about, I think it's a wonderful movie about, in London during the Blitz, it's

01:00:04   about this family, and especially about this little boy who's sort of like a, somebody who's

01:00:09   sort of a stand-in for John Borman. But what life was like in the Blitz. And it's, I won't say it's

01:00:16   like an unvarnished view, but you see how like, you're a little kid just trying to stay alive.

01:00:20   You're, in the case of, what's that wonderful actress from The Lair of the White Worm,

01:00:24   Sammy, something, that blonde woman, she's his older sister. She wants to like meet guys.

01:00:29   And like, he wants to go out and play army with his friends. Well, those guys are getting,

01:00:34   are in the army. Those places where he goes to play with his friends are his other friends'

01:00:39   houses that have been leveled. Because the life does go on. And this is still the time when they

01:00:45   were like trying to keep the kids in London rather than sending them away to other places.

01:00:50   But it just gives you the sense of like, maybe not as much in America, but like in the case of

01:00:54   like my mother-in-law talking about 42, like up until Midway. I mean, like we really needed to

01:01:00   win at Midway. And by the way, is that ever a hell of a story what happened at that battle. But

01:01:04   there was no assurance at all. And then think about this, of all of that. So for us, that's

01:01:09   five years, right? About five, a little over five years of that. But think about this, you had the

01:01:18   Russians and Americans were moving into the camps and Hitler, he could have learned from Napoleon.

01:01:23   Do you really want to go invade? I mean, do you really want to invade Russia in the winter? Maybe

01:01:27   not such a great idea. But that really screwed him up. And then of course, Gering screwed him

01:01:31   over because he was lying about what the Wiffwaffe could do. Don't get me started on this. But

01:01:35   here's the thing, things were on their way. The swing was already moving up after summer of '44.

01:01:43   Things were moving more in our direction. Right. But here's, yes. So then you get into,

01:01:48   think about this, think about like, Anne Frank was alive. Like until like, I think a couple weeks

01:01:55   before the liberation of that camp. But it wasn't so, you know, then you get this very eventful

01:02:00   month of April when a lot happens and Roosevelt dies. We were still in that war. I mean, I'm sure

01:02:06   you all have seen Oppenheimer. But think about that. The eastern part of that was really winding

01:02:11   down. Hitler had, you know, done what he was going to do by April of '45. But we still had May,

01:02:17   June, July, August. Now we know, you and me, this is really important, you and I know that it ended

01:02:24   in August. And the way that it ended is just a horrible, horrible thing where decisions were made

01:02:30   that that was better than seeing our, and if you know what was going on in places like in those

01:02:34   islands in the Pacific, the incredible number of casualties that Americans were, the Marines in

01:02:39   particular Navy were getting as a result of trying to mop up on the different islands was just

01:02:44   brutal. We know now that that's August. In the month of July 1945, they did not know it went

01:02:50   into August. All I'm trying to say is, because this is, there's a couple things that I keep

01:02:56   wanting to pick up on that you said. One is that you don't know how things are going to turn out,

01:03:01   one way or another. You don't know what turning out even looks like, right? You don't—

01:03:06   history feels like it was inevitable. It is, and that is why I think older people, you know,

01:03:14   like us get into watching World War II documentaries as we age. It's, you become more aware

01:03:21   of the error of your ways of youth when you think the way the dice rolled to get to the point where

01:03:30   you were born in the decade you were born was of course inevitable. Of course I was going to grow

01:03:38   up, I was going to be born in 1973 and grow up in the 70s and early 80s. And again, because humans,

01:03:42   and especially Americans, love a story. So, you can, in retrospect, it becomes like one of those

01:03:46   terrible biopics where you're like, oh, Paul McCartney sees a base in a window. Oh, that means

01:03:51   he's going to be a bass player. You try to put those moments together into something that makes

01:03:55   a cohesive story because that's what helps keep you alive, is saying this must have happened for

01:04:00   a reason. If—and one thing I've learned, and I'll come back to this with World War II, but one

01:04:05   thing I've learned from learning more about history, as opposed to when I grew up thinking

01:04:12   that history was just blah, blah, blah. For example, I have no—I love science, but I have

01:04:16   zero interest in chemistry and never did. It was—I just had to take chemistry, you figure it out.

01:04:20   History was like that. Well, they tell me to read this, they're going to give me a test on that,

01:04:24   and it goes in my ear and goes out the other. But now I'm kind of obsessed with it. And one

01:04:29   thing I've learned, and of course—and I'll say this, but I didn't learn this until like my 40s,

01:04:35   and it just never popped into my head. But now it seems incredibly obvious. If a military struggle

01:04:42   has an inevitable victor, it doesn't take more than a day or two. Like the first Iraq war in

01:04:51   1992 or 91 when Bush was president. Well, no, Shaka Na was the opening of the W's. But Saddam Hussein

01:05:01   went into Kuwait and old George Bush was like, "Hey, no." And they'd sent the army in and decided

01:05:07   not to invade Iraq, just get them out of Kuwait, took like two days and it was over. That's one

01:05:13   where the history is—it was inevitable. And I've—since, if we're going to go on digressions,

01:05:18   one thing—I just saw this somewhere recently. It was like a CIA documentary I was watching where

01:05:24   they were talking about how intelligence is never, never certain. It's always, we think, 70% chance

01:05:31   of this, 30% chance of this. And if it was 100% chance or no, there's a 0% chance, this is false,

01:05:37   then the top intelligence agencies aren't on that issue because it's certain. They're only there to

01:05:42   deal with the ones they don't know. But the gist of it was Saddam Hussein figured that we would be

01:05:48   fine with him inviting Kuwait because he just figured—this is the way they said it—in the

01:05:54   Middle East, all of them, they just assumed that our CIA knows everything and listens to everything

01:06:00   and knew everything. And so, when they made some plans for Kuwait, they just assumed that our CIA

01:06:06   knew that they were going to invade Kuwait and we didn't do anything. And he was like, "Well,

01:06:10   they must be good with it." And so, they went ahead with it. And it turned out we weren't good

01:06:14   with it. And it turned out our CIA didn't really know that they were going to do it. They thought

01:06:18   it might be a pomp and circumstance. And when they captured Saddam Hussein, years later, you know,

01:06:24   in the little— Jared: Spider hole.

01:06:25   Pete: Spider hole that he was hiding in, that was one of the questions that he said to them. He was

01:06:31   like, "Why didn't you tell us not to go in?" And they're like, "We didn't know you were going in."

01:06:36   And he said to them, "I can't believe that. I just assumed, we just assumed you knew everything."

01:06:39   Jared; That sounds almost like something out of Dr. Strangelove.

01:06:41   Pete; Yeah.

01:06:42   Jared; Where you're like— Pete; I don't think Strangelove, that's another one. Strangelove

01:06:46   seemed so goofy and silly and ridiculous to me when I first saw it and I loved it. And it might

01:06:51   be, again, it changes and at this moment in history, this week, as I speak to you, I would

01:06:57   say it's my favorite Kubrick movie right now. Usually 2001 in normal times takes precedence,

01:07:03   but Strangelove is so fucking funny and so smart and so whatever. But I—

01:07:08   Jared; It's so weird and dry.

01:07:09   Pete; Do you remember laughing? The whole premise of the movie is about a nut job with any kind of

01:07:16   authority in the government or military who's obsessed with fluoride in the drinking water,

01:07:21   sapping and purifying precious bodily fluids. And now here we are just elected—

01:07:26   Jared; He's no longer going to sit down for a while. Communist infiltration,

01:07:27   communist indoctrination, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and purify all of our

01:07:34   precious bodily fluids. Because he discovered it actually in a moment of intimacy.

01:07:37   Pete; I always knew there were kooks who had crazy ideas about the low levels of fluoride

01:07:41   in drinking water, which have had tremendous, tremendous increase in the strength of our enamel.

01:07:47   Jared; I still got all my teeth. Yeah, all of them.

01:07:48   Pete; Yeah, look at me and you in our 50s with a mouth full of teeth.

01:07:53   Jared; Which should be on posters.

01:07:55   Pete; Yeah.

01:07:55   Jared; Keeps telling us to prove the rule.

01:07:58   Pete; I could still eat nuts.

01:08:00   Jared; You sound like somebody in the commercial on MSNBC.

01:08:03   Pete; I can have all the corn I want!

01:08:05   Jared; Here we are in the wake of an election where in the days, the very days leading up to

01:08:11   election day, one of the stories was that crackpot Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is going to be appointed to

01:08:17   be the head of Health and Human Services and one of his top agenda items is getting fluoride out

01:08:21   of our drinking water. I mean, we've elected Jack D. Ripper.

01:08:24   Pete; No, no, you're right. Yeah, yeah.

01:08:26   Jared; Without any exaggeration.

01:08:28   Pete; Who's going to be our Buck Turgidson is the question?

01:08:31   Jared; Our character, who I thought of as a profoundly absurd caricature,

01:08:38   is quite literally would fit right in, right in, which is ridiculous. It's like when you go to the

01:08:46   Disney World and there's the guy who draws the caricatures and he's going to make my nose real

01:08:51   big and he's probably going to -

01:08:52   Pete; The silhouette and then it's you kicking a soccer ball or whatever?

01:08:55   Jared; Yeah, yeah, and he's going to draw your glasses real thick, you know, because that's what

01:08:58   you do is a caricature and your head's the size of your torso because it's a caricature. It's like if

01:09:03   you walk down the street and met somebody who actually had those proportions, right? But that's

01:09:07   what I thought of as the characters in strength. Pete; Yeah, hypercephalic man, yes.

01:09:11   Jared; Yeah, but here we are, here we are. But like I was, my whole digression there about the

01:09:16   World War II generation was that I just figured as a kid that that's what happens to people in

01:09:20   their 60s and 70s. They kind of get grim and, and -

01:09:24   Jared; Oh, I just assumed it was, I don't want to, I mean, the joke that I have made from time to

01:09:29   time that's not very kind is I just assumed that old people were old because of the equivalent of

01:09:33   sin. I had a practically medieval idea about how my fresh young pink body was because I was how I

01:09:40   am and everybody else got old because, oh god, why do you smell like that? Why are your toes like

01:09:44   that? Why is your entire deal like that? Can I mention one thing that I heard somebody talk about

01:09:51   the other day? It's one of those no-dah things that a learned person should think about, but

01:09:55   one reason I did have a lot of hope for this year, even notwithstanding the Seltzer poll,

01:09:59   even before that was, well, let me just, I'm sorry, let me take away the valence and just

01:10:03   talk about a fact that I think is an important thing to keep in mind. The old people of our youth

01:10:09   are not the old people of today. And we should realize that because we are amongst the aging

01:10:15   people of our day. Now, that sounds like a silly thing to say, but here's the thing, when we talk,

01:10:19   what are all these things we talk about? Things that have in the past been these old saws that

01:10:23   we could rely on in a popular idea of American politics. Early voting tends to benefit Democrats,

01:10:29   late voting, you know, all these kinds of things. Old people are the most elderly seniors,

01:10:34   whatever you want to call it. Older people are very reliable as voters. They show up,

01:10:39   they go to the polls, if it's on the day or whatever, but we've always known that,

01:10:43   but there's a reason that political, aspiring political people go after and try to please those

01:10:50   people because they're a really solid way to vote. Now, here's the thing that's interesting,

01:10:53   I'm going to put on my Professor Obtus hat for a minute here, but the people who were 70 years old

01:11:00   in 1975 are different from the people who were 75, 70 years old in 1980 are different from the

01:11:08   people who are 70 years old in 2024. Now, again, forgive me, sit with me for just a minute, but

01:11:13   you know what that means? That means people who are 60 now were 50 only 10 years ago. They're

01:11:19   different people. They're different. So, I feel like, at least in the way that I've come up,

01:11:25   I tend to look at old people, quote unquote, seniors as a monolith. I mean, there's all

01:11:29   the sort of cliches and all the going to dinner early and everything we've learned from Seinfeld

01:11:34   about people loving pens and all that kind of stuff, but here's the thing to think about.

01:11:38   I'm not going to try to do the arithmetic right now, but somebody who's 70 now,

01:11:43   well, you tell me, Drexel, how old is a person who's 70 now? What year were they born?

01:11:48   I mean to say.

01:11:49   Uh, 1954.

01:11:51   1954. So, that means they're about the age of Sting.

01:11:55   Right.

01:11:58   Who famously wrote a song called Born in the 50s. Why am I saying this silly thing? Oh, Merlin,

01:12:02   you shouldn't be on podcast, you're a silly person. Yeah, here's the thing,

01:12:06   somebody born in 1954, that's who's 70 now. I thought that A, so B, I thought that would

01:12:12   have a bigger impact this election, but A, that's something I needed to hear. It's not like the

01:12:18   canonical like Irene Ryan in Beverly Hillbillies. That's not who these people are. These are people

01:12:23   who might have been, I mean, you see the boomers or whatever, I despise these generational,

01:12:27   these useless generational names we give, but the point is, the nature of that is likely to change.

01:12:33   The nature of old people doesn't change. You tend to get weird, you get defensive, you imagine that

01:12:38   you're more powerful than you actually are, and you do all these speaking as an American man.

01:12:43   I'm all too familiar with the way that people age, believe me. But that's one of the things

01:12:47   that really hit me. And so, is there anything that we can do to extend that? Well, maybe,

01:12:52   just from a liberal arts point of view, realizing as a learned person that the people who are 70

01:12:59   now are not the people who are 70 in the 50s or 60s. I think that's really valuable, but it's also

01:13:05   a reminder that the people who are young now are not the people who were young in the 80s. A lot of

01:13:10   stuff is changing and we need to update all kinds of, this is going to get, I'm not going to get into

01:13:15   it, we talked about this yesterday, I'm not going to get into it. I have a couple big, as they say

01:13:18   at the New York Times, which I think I'm about to cancel, so close to canceling, is one of the

01:13:23   takeaways is that we might need a new way to think about, when I say division, I don't mean in the

01:13:29   neither arithmetically or in terms of dividing people, I mean in terms of binning people.

01:13:34   I said this to you, it pitches to you yesterday as like, imagine the rows of a spreadsheet,

01:13:41   and then you have many columns for a spreadsheet. I'm wondering if, I'm not saying we need a z-axis

01:13:47   necessarily to fix this, but a lot of the older, more conventional ways of thinking about how

01:13:54   Americans are binned up, whether that is by gender, class, country of origin, all these kinds of things

01:14:01   that tend to be those driver's license aspects of our life. They're starting to feel far less--

01:14:05   - Race, maybe? Do you think race still matters in America?

01:14:07   - Does race, I feel like I don't see race. I mean, I do see color, especially on the black.

01:14:13   But no, I'll keep, all I'm trying to say is that the dummy Merlin man saying to you,

01:14:19   "Well, of course they're not the same old people." Well, are you sure? Are you sure you've

01:14:23   integrated that and internalized the idea that that's all changing? And a lot of the people who

01:14:28   are now 20 are pretty different from people who used to be 20. Maybe that's obvious to you,

01:14:33   and if so, thank you for listening. What I'm saying is this is one of a lot of things that we,

01:14:39   as individuals and as a country, need to sort of reprocess.

01:14:43   - I think about this a lot, a lot, even outside the context of a week like this. But I think about

01:14:50   it a lot that as a species, as just the highest evolved of the many fascinating primates on the

01:15:00   planet, we did not evolve to live in a world that changes as fast as our world lives, where each

01:15:08   generation grows up in an entirely different context, right? I mean, our kids do not grow,

01:15:16   do not feel, their youth is not like our youth in the '70s, you know? Go back, you know, go back a

01:15:25   thousand years and it just didn't happen. A thousand years isn't that long ago, right? But then

01:15:31   a thousand years ago, nobody's life changed. And it's for most people in most places on the planet,

01:15:36   it didn't really change much until the last century, really. I mean, and there were pockets,

01:15:42   Europe and— - Well, a lot of it didn't change till even, I mean, like, there are a number of

01:15:45   ways in which, for better or for worse or whatever, American life was the way it was until the '50s.

01:15:52   The reason I say that is, for one thing, highways. There's things like highways,

01:15:56   there's things like mass media, the way that we more and more heard what other Americans sound

01:16:00   like. And, "Oh, you've had radio since the '20s." Well, not everybody even had a radio. But the idea

01:16:06   that I can watch a video from the English band ABC on MTV in 1982, that's a pretty exotic idea,

01:16:13   considering that in the generation or in the lifetime of people who were very much alive and

01:16:17   still driving themselves around, they didn't have a phone in their house. Maybe they didn't have a

01:16:21   toilet in their house even. It's just that we don't always, I don't know, I'm going into old man,

01:16:26   wise man, but I do feel like there's a way in which we sometimes, there's so much, I mean,

01:16:32   you said a word earlier that I learned in interests like chunking, the way that we, like,

01:16:36   get information. And you can think of this, whatever way works for you. Think of this chunking,

01:16:40   thinking of cognitive biases. Think of it as priors even, some people in journalism like to say.

01:16:45   But there's all kinds of ways that in order just to get by for a quiet life, as the comedian

01:16:49   Stuart Lee says, for a quiet life, there's all kinds of stuff we just kind of fly past. And I

01:16:54   know I personally have many things I continue to fly past. A lot of people would say perhaps maybe

01:16:59   that's the lives of people in Appalachia. I'm not thinking about as much as I should. Although,

01:17:03   as I revealed to you yesterday, that is my people. It's just that there's a lot of stuff-

01:17:07   How many teeth do you have? Well, I blame fluoride. If I was going to be like my

01:17:12   grandfather before me, if I had white lung teeth, if I got to serve in the mines, if I-

01:17:20   Did you ever watch that Hulu show Dopesick? No, I have not.

01:17:26   I recommend it to you because I'm going to be basic enough to say that it had a big impact on

01:17:32   me. It was one of those spades you get sometimes. Look at this case, it was about the Sacklers and

01:17:38   Oxy. And it's my favorite one of all. It's got Caitlin Vever who rules. It's got Batman. What's

01:17:42   his name? Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton. He's terrific. But that gave me insight into, well,

01:17:48   first of all, the way that the Sacklers very deliberately chose to market those drugs in areas.

01:17:54   You probably know this. You have family that did this for a living. But you would market this stuff

01:17:58   in areas. Didn't you say, what was our bid a million years ago? Nobody ever got black lung

01:18:03   from using Excel? Right? But it gave me an insight. And I'm not trying to say this is

01:18:08   like some woke mind virus and now I understand people in West Virginia perfectly. But it did-

01:18:13   I was very- I'm being dead honest with y'all. It was very easy for me- not easy for me. It was

01:18:19   difficult for me not to go, "Oh my God, what are these people doing? They're working against their

01:18:22   own self-interest. They have this strong man that they're obsessed with and all this kind of stuff."

01:18:26   And I, for a long time, just really didn't understand on any level the appeal of the 45th

01:18:32   president. And I will say that I refuse to understand what other people saw. It's just

01:18:36   that it was so out of alignment with every value that I have, including being able to complete a

01:18:41   sentence, that it was very difficult for me and I did reject it. But learning how much you can mess

01:18:48   with people who are vulnerable. And again, just take this red placeholder here. "Include once,

01:18:56   the idea that, oh my God, actually, maybe it had to be a lesbian actress to bring it to me."

01:19:02   But to see Caitlyn Deaver working in a mine, getting a back injury, and then accidentally

01:19:08   becoming addicted to something that every doctor was told is not addictive gave me an insight into

01:19:13   how this country can screw over anybody. It's a little bit like watching Chernobyl. You don't

01:19:19   realize how many bodies we can throw into this meat grinder if it meets the story that we have

01:19:26   in our head. And I found that incredibly useful and I don't know. Toss it out.

01:19:32   You know which show we did watch? Same story. It was called Painkiller. Matthew Broderick played

01:19:39   the head of the Sackler family. It's a Netflix show. And there's a similar plot line in that.

01:19:44   I like every actor who's ever played Michael Sackler.

01:19:49   There's a guy who I think he owns. The one guy from a serious man played him. The guy from

01:19:55   a serious man played him in the other one. That one guy, Michael, what's his name?

01:19:59   I don't think this is even a spoiler. I mean, everybody knows how the OxyContin story basically

01:20:06   played. But it's very... You get to know the guy before it happens. But his family business is a

01:20:11   garage and cars leaking oil. Take it to this guy's place because they're good. They're actually,

01:20:17   you know, like a good... It was a good garage. Like the one where if you're new, your neighbor moves

01:20:21   into town and says, "Hey..." They say, "I gotta get my car looked down and the oil changed."

01:20:25   "I got a guy." "Is there a good garage?" "Is there a guy?" "I got the good garage."

01:20:29   It's a guy who ran the good garage. But guess what? Running the good garage is actually

01:20:32   freaking hard work, right? Because it's like low margins and people care and it's like a lot of

01:20:37   work. And anyway, he hurts his fucking back in a little... Just an accident. He just wouldn't even...

01:20:43   Not like a major accident. He's not in a hospital, but his fucking back is all screwed up.

01:20:46   That was always the story. It was like one guy or gal or whomever does something...

01:20:50   But he's gotta keep working. The whole place, he's not the only guy there, but the family garage

01:20:56   can't run without him. So he's gotta work. He can't take time off. And guess what? Little Oxycontin

01:21:01   and he was good to go. But you see how... Yeah, I'm with you. And it is. It is a conspiracy, right?

01:21:06   I don't know. I'm gonna put dope sick on the list.

01:21:11   And the reason I'm mentioning it, I'm not trying to cover myself with glory for watching television.

01:21:15   I'm sending you the cast of dope sick. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Murderers row.

01:21:18   Is that I think the opportunity... Going back to Anne Frank, comma, boy, he's a great podcast.

01:21:27   Going back to Anne Frank, how do you tell a story of... There's a lot of numbers in World War II that

01:21:34   get overwhelming pretty fast. A lot of us have heard the six or six and a half million Jewish

01:21:38   people who died in the Holocaust. Again, as a new and young student of the role that Russia had in

01:21:46   World War II, 20 million dead. A lot of them, they killed themselves. A lot of people. It's a lot of

01:21:51   people. I mean, even by a lot of different standards, it's a lot of people. It's even

01:21:56   more than the vote that we got out of crucial Waukesha County, believe it or not. But you live

01:22:00   through that era. And how could you not be changed? Absolutely. Absolutely. Right? Because you know

01:22:07   what can happen. It's not... Like I said, the unimaginable is no longer unimaginable after

01:22:13   it's happened. And then it becomes, for those of us like me, born in the '70s, it becomes

01:22:19   unimaginable again. I grew up thinking, of course, there's not going to be another Holocaust. I didn't

01:22:23   downplay that there was still tremendous anti-Semitism and violence and hatred based

01:22:29   on religion or race or any of these things and that it could happen. But certainly there's not

01:22:33   going to be a systematic rounding up. Systematic, yeah. Six million of people just because, say,

01:22:39   of their certain religion, and they're just going to march them into death camps or line them up on

01:22:44   a fence and shoot them in the head and throw them in the ditch. Yeah, ditch in Romania. Yeah. Right.

01:22:48   Not dispute. And I think I am not excusing Holocaust denialism at all. Thank you, John. I'm

01:22:55   really glad. Thank you for, you know, my belief that it actually happened. Thank you for my

01:22:59   service. But there is, I can see where it starts. And I think it can start with a kernel of—

01:23:07   I'm sorry, where which starts?

01:23:09   Holocaust denying that it exists because it can seem to somebody, and I think that almost

01:23:15   everybody—and yeah, the real dirtbags, the Sacklers of Holocaust denialism are the people

01:23:21   who were old enough to have lived through it and knew that it happened. But I can see how younger

01:23:28   people could grow up thinking, "Well, how could something like that even happen?" It's not,

01:23:32   it's unimaginable. It becomes unimaginable again.

01:23:36   It gets to be unimaginable because you couldn't imagine that something, if you go back and watch,

01:23:41   read a book about Weimar Germany or maybe not Cabaret exactly, but if you go and look at what

01:23:46   was happening in Germany in Berlin, I have a really good book on basically the lives of queer

01:23:53   people in the Weimar Republic, which was, I mean, I guess some people would read it and go, "Oh my

01:23:58   gosh, no wonder that guy was so popular because who wants all of these weirdos running around?"

01:24:03   But to feel like these are, when you look at the photo or the films, and I'm not trying to be

01:24:08   histrionic, but you can see this even in Schindler's List. You see all these very successful

01:24:12   Polish people with furs and you're like, and you can feel it every step of the way, "Well,

01:24:18   this is as bad as it'll get, right? This is having to move into this area is the worst." No,

01:24:24   now we've got to move into a smaller place with more people, and now we're putting our jewelry

01:24:28   in bread and swallowing it because we know we need to run. But there's something,

01:24:34   even at that time, especially at that time, I'm guessing, where your mind just rejects it and goes

01:24:41   like, and I think that's why I think for a long time the denialism came from, "Well, the numbers

01:24:45   don't really add up, the scale of this, people trying to use their model trains to figure out

01:24:50   how Warsaw works," or whatever led to that in the past. And I think part of it now may be like,

01:24:57   I mean, what do you think explains it now? Is it just hatefulness? Is it just,

01:25:02   "God, this is depressing." Wait, you're going to do one more ad, right? So like, I want to have a

01:25:09   chance to say the one thing I wanted to say about this. And then we could talk about something else.

01:25:14   Yeah. All I've got to say about this is this. This is what I wrote. I sent you the entirety of my

01:25:19   notes for this entire project. I sent you a screen grab from drafts that you can see, and I decided

01:25:26   that on Tuesday night I would keep a log in preparation for my celebratory visit with Chairman

01:25:32   Gruber. And so, I have a timestamp here. It says "Election Night Log," and then it's got a timestamp,

01:25:36   and then it has three words, "Come on, Georgia," and then I didn't type anymore, which tells you

01:25:43   something. But here's the other thing. Oh, yeah. So, yesterday I was reading this not very good

01:25:46   book. Two things I learned yesterday. The grandfather clause. I learned the origin of

01:25:50   that phrase, which is a little bit problematic, but here's what I wrote down when I was prepping

01:25:54   for this show yesterday. What I wrote down was, "The Harris campaign was perfect for me, and maybe

01:25:59   that was the problem." That's as far as I've gotten, and I'm okay with that right now. Like,

01:26:09   it would be difficult with the time that we have in this visit and the fact that this is nominally

01:26:15   a show about MacIntoshes or whatever to get into this. There's a lot to get into. But the part that

01:26:22   is a little herdy for me is that I liked the vision of America that that campaign was pulling

01:26:32   for, and I really hoped that other people would like and get with it too. And right now, just to

01:26:40   be dead honest and to be a little bit touchy, this is part of the reason why I'm not currently

01:26:45   trying to see whose frame I can just drag over how I feel. I'm just going to feel this emotion

01:26:52   for a minute, which is, I think the way that we feel about abstract strangers says a lot about us

01:27:01   as people. And sometimes we find ourselves able to think about specific strangers. And sometimes

01:27:09   that even becomes perverted into, "Here's things I imagine happening to specific people that I know."

01:27:14   There's all kinds of ranges of ways of thinking about that. But a lot of what I liked about just

01:27:21   this improbable campaign that was put together so well and so quickly and dealt with so many things

01:27:25   that matter to me, those are all just bullet points now to go, "Well, nobody really cares

01:27:31   that much about trans people," or "Nobody actually cares that much." There's just all these different

01:27:36   things now where it's like, "You guys talked too much about this thing, and that was bad."

01:27:40   I'm still not ready to begin rejecting, let alone mourning, the fact that all that shit really does

01:27:48   matter. The part that bums me out is that there were not more people that saw that and that

01:27:52   instead think there's some very large red button somewhere on Pennsylvania Avenue that you hit to

01:27:57   stop inflation and now gas prices go down. I understand, but it's such a non-sequitur to keep

01:28:03   talking over and over and over about the economy. It's a popular non-sequitur, but with a divided

01:28:10   Congress and whoever was in there, where I am at today, John Gruber, is I don't think anybody

01:28:16   could have beat him. And I didn't see that coming. I did not see the numbers the way they are. I'm

01:28:22   not ready to learn a lesson about love in any way. I care about all of that stuff, and I'm not ready

01:28:28   to say, "We got it wrong," or "Thought wrong. What we got, what we got?" "Are they better off

01:28:33   today than yesterday?" "Well, no, they're not. But there's just not enough babies to throw out

01:28:38   with all the bathwater at this point. There's people who are so ready to just abandon the entire

01:28:43   project because a bunch of chuds are sad that she didn't go on Joe Rogan." And she laughed funny.

01:28:50   And she had, they don't like her laugh. I can't, I couldn't agree more. And I really, and if we're

01:28:58   not just palling around me and you, which I think is helpful and I think people enjoy, hopefully,

01:29:04   and listening to, but if we're imparting any iota, sprinkle of wisdom or just suggestions

01:29:12   for everybody listening while this is fresh as to how to cope and what to do and maybe how to

01:29:20   direct your attention. I so, so strongly encourage you to stop thinking about what it could have

01:29:27   shooters or ifs or if it was somebody else or if Biden had dropped out earlier or just not run or

01:29:32   blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And just, yeah, no, we were going to lose. And I'm not saying that

01:29:37   there isn't a hypothetical roll of the dice, a million monkeys type in a million different 2024s

01:29:43   or a million different last four years. One of them doesn't involve, I mean, one of them involves

01:29:48   Trump choking on a hamburger and dying. I mean, there's a lot of ways this could have turned out,

01:29:52   but in terms of what, one of the things that made 2016 so hard to process is it was so close and it

01:30:00   really does seem like an objective, an objective, yes. That's the point I wanted to make about your

01:30:05   dad's story was like when I said clean as horrible, I'm so sorry to say, as your mother's death was,

01:30:11   it's kind of good that it didn't go on for six years. Don't apologize. It was. I'm glad this

01:30:17   was clean. I super am. And I mean, in addition to respecting the way that we did what we always do,

01:30:23   which is the right thing and like the institutional thing, I'm glad it was clean. It would suck if

01:30:28   this were still going on forever and ever and ever. I'm not even saying that to go far and you

01:30:32   guys asked for it, although I think that, but it was clean. It was clean. And then now we move on

01:30:36   to the next thing. And that part that we said was important is important. Keeping democracy together.

01:30:42   And 2016 wasn't clean. A truly objective, in fact, I've never read a counter argument that the Comey

01:30:51   letter issued days before the election was enough to spill public opinion in the states that were

01:30:59   close to swing the election. It really was. And the letters never should have happened. The whole

01:31:03   thing was friggin' nonsense. There was nothing to it. And it was against department policy to

01:31:08   issue such a letter up to the election. And the only reason he did it wasn't because he wanted

01:31:12   Trump. It was because he thought he was covering his own ass because her victory was certain and he

01:31:17   didn't want to seem like a Hillary Clinton. He was already doing that pretty optively thing we do,

01:31:21   which is more than we need to because we want to seem fair. I'm going to get ahead of this and look

01:31:26   so objective as the head of the FBI that I issued this letter against who's the woman who's certainly

01:31:31   going to become my boss in next week. And in fact, that's what turned the election. And there was a

01:31:36   bunch of those. And there are no, there's no Comey letter this year. There is no woulda, coulda,

01:31:40   shoulda. She ran a friggin' perfect campaign from where she started. And again, it's like with my

01:31:45   mom. Given that she was diagnosed with terrible, really bad, this you're not going to beat this,

01:31:49   you just have to learn how, you have to decide how we're going to cope with it.

01:31:53   Ovarian cancer to just drop dead on a Tuesday morning after a lovely meal the night before

01:31:59   is the way to go. Given where we started with Biden and that debate and oh yeah,

01:32:05   he is in decline. What are we going to do? And it's Harris, go. She ran a perfect campaign. And

01:32:10   Tim Walz was a perfect choice. And I didn't know who the guy was. And I'd sort of thought—

01:32:17   Jared I couldn't believe at first, I couldn't believe it was a Shapiro.

01:32:19   Pete I thought Josh Shapiro, the governor here.

01:32:21   Jared It was like him or the astronaut guy.

01:32:24   Pete Who, by the way, two years ago won something like

01:32:29   56 to 40 here in Pennsylvania. Like in terms of how weird this election and how it is, how it's

01:32:35   not just red and blue, Democrat and Republican, but it really, it's Trump. It is him personally.

01:32:42   I thought it should be him. But then it was Walz and our friend, he's been on the show,

01:32:46   I think at least once, John Moltz. I'm in a group chat with him.

01:32:49   Jared John Moltz, he said.

01:32:51   Pete Yes. And Moltz said—

01:32:52   Jared He's been on.

01:32:53   Pete I didn't like badmouth Walz's pick. I was just like, I never heard of the guy and I just,

01:32:56   again, a group chat was like, I don't know, it doesn't make any sense to me. And I kind of

01:33:00   thought he was a Tim Kaine, who Hillary picked as her vice president, who is so forgettable. Did you

01:33:06   watch SNL last week? Jared Hilarious.

01:33:08   Pete They, the—

01:33:09   Jared Especially the commitment to saying Tim Scott

01:33:13   on the Tyrone right up to the moment. He goes, "I'm Tim Kaine!"

01:33:17   Pete Yeah.

01:33:18   Jared If he had a harmonica, we would have remembered.

01:33:20   Pete And again, it's, Hillary did not lose 2016 because she picked a forgettable guy,

01:33:25   but it probably didn't help. But she thought it was helping to pick the most unobjectionable guy.

01:33:30   I thought maybe Walz was that sort of character. And no, it turns out this guy is a dynamic,

01:33:35   dynamic— Jared And he got a lot done.

01:33:38   Pete In Minnesota.

01:33:38   Jared And he's a dynamic presence. He was a great pick. And to key in on your message of I

01:33:45   love the message of this campaign is that Walz, based on just what he friggin' looks like,

01:33:50   but especially what he said and what he has accomplished in Minnesota, was inclusive of

01:33:58   everybody. And it is not us versus them. And it is not your on team. I am totally,

01:34:06   not just comfortable, but some of my closest loved ones and family members, in fact, themselves are

01:34:11   trans. I mean, if you think you've never even met a trans person, just think you've, you probably have,

01:34:18   but you just don't know it. But I'm just saying if you think that that's an other, that campaign

01:34:24   was still inclusive of you. All the jokes about Tim Walz being the guy who when he knocks on your

01:34:30   door to ask for your vote will help you clean your gutters and stuff like that, that's the inclusive

01:34:36   part of the message, that it really was for everybody. And it was palpable. Absolutely palpable.

01:34:43   Jared Here's me being mean for a second. We have one candidate who says, I'm going to, quote,

01:34:46   protect women whether they like it or not. But then there's another guy who says, well,

01:34:51   we're going to help you take care of people you love, whether other people like it or not.

01:34:56   It doesn't, what did Thomas Jefferson say? God, Thomas Jefferson had that great quote that

01:35:01   Lawrence Lessig used to use about like, when I let somebody, he used the word taper, but I'll use

01:35:06   candle. When I let somebody light their candle from my candle, they get flame without diminishing

01:35:11   my light. And I mean, I'm for a variety of reasons, I don't want to get super into it right now.

01:35:17   But they found a way to make a version of trans stuff a big deal, which now I think is getting a

01:35:28   little bit of a rap as like, well, she did pay for two people's sex change. It's like, oh, no,

01:35:32   no, no, that's a coded way of saying, well, it's sort of like the way as an Apple enthusiast,

01:35:37   you'll know about the way that we're always saying to think of the children. And if we don't put a

01:35:41   backdoor in the security of every single thing out there, you're basically saying, I love child

01:35:46   predators. And it's, no, child predator is what we do to get the rights to do anything. But like,

01:35:52   in that same way, like pretty soon, all those traffic laws are mainly being used against black

01:35:56   men. Isn't that weird? And like, there's all these ways in which something, if we come up with

01:35:59   the most extreme example of something, and in that case, in the most cynical, bad faith way possible,

01:36:05   I mean, what up? Brilliant, I guess, from a sort of a terrible political standpoint is to say like,

01:36:11   what could be worse than an immigrant in our clogging up our jail? Well, what if it's the

01:36:16   guy from Silence of the Lambs and we paid for his necklace? I think that's kind of like how

01:36:20   that got through to people. But those folks aren't doing, the people who are out there, the queer

01:36:25   people out there are not doing anything to harm you. There's not, they're not, they're, it's,

01:36:30   it's so bizarre. Can I tie this together with one thing and then you could go to commercial?

01:36:35   Yeah, I am. You and I did a talk at South by Southwest a long time ago, and it only occurred

01:36:39   to me a second ago that it's kind of relevant to the thing I'd like to say to our friends

01:36:43   today, which is that as usual, as a typical ex-punk, punk rock guy, like I've mainly talked

01:36:49   about the things I'm not doing and the things I don't want to do. I want to talk about the one

01:36:52   thing I do want to do, which is this, which is I would invite anybody out there to join me

01:36:57   in not abandoning the things that you believe in. Well, I put it differently. Let me encourage you

01:37:05   to think about this on at least two tracks. There's the track of like, oh boy, lessons learned,

01:37:10   all of our learnings and leavings. What do we learn from this? And who should we be mean or

01:37:14   to, to be popular with chuds? There's all that stuff, all the things we're going to learn,

01:37:17   all the dissecting. If you're doing post-morems at this point, you are a goblin. It's a little

01:37:22   bit early to be cutting up the bodies, but fine, you do you. Here's what I'm going to say to our

01:37:28   friends. Regardless of what you decide to do, tactically, what you decide to do politically

01:37:33   over the next few years, don't burn down everything you believe in just to try and fit the frame of

01:37:39   somebody else. And I'll tell you why I think that's related to our, our little jokey talk we did when

01:37:44   blogs mattered. We just, is there a way that you could find a way to become successful at what you

01:37:50   do? Not because, not in spite of your unique take on things, but because of your unique take on

01:37:58   things. Is there a way that you could find the phrase, the joke, when there are the jokes we

01:38:02   made was, "Don't just have a blog about, don't just have a blog, don't just have a blog about

01:38:06   Star Wars, don't just have a blog about Jawa's," but try and like, is there a certain particular

01:38:10   Jawa? Like the more I watch the 77 movie, the more I appreciate, oh, that's a teenager. That's

01:38:16   obviously a child. That's the tall kid, right? Well, he was a tall Jawa who was a short kid,

01:38:22   right? He was one who's like practically a toddler and you could tell that's a little,

01:38:25   and then there's the wonderful photos with Anthony Daniels. No, but I'm not trying to be cute about

01:38:31   this. It's just that in that same way that idiots like you and me will, and perhaps privileged

01:38:36   idiots like you and me, title, is that I want to continue to, I don't want you to love me for the

01:38:41   wrong reasons and I can't prevent you hating me for what you consider the right reasons.

01:38:47   And that oughtn't change the things that matter to me. I have my own very personal reasons for

01:38:51   believing in a lot of these things that nobody else needs to worry about, but I bet there's

01:38:55   something you care a lot about and that you worry about. I'm not saying don't change. I'm not saying

01:38:59   dig in and I'm not saying double down because that's a term from Blackjack and has nothing to

01:39:03   do with politics. Does it drive you crazy, Jon, when they say triple down because that's not a

01:39:07   thing? Anyway, my point is don't abandon. There's no such thing. It's like people saying insurance.

01:39:14   Using double down, using double down in a sense that does not really analogize to its use in

01:39:22   Blackjack, I'm still okay with because that's how language works. It's like the way young people

01:39:26   say out of pocket when they mean crazy instead of unavailable. Metaphorically, the way people

01:39:32   say double down does apply to the game, but it does because there is no triple down in the game.

01:39:39   What's closer to playing two cards in bingo, I think is closer to what it means. Here's my thing

01:39:43   I just want to say to you, my friends who are listening and thank you for putting up with this.

01:39:46   I don't have any advice about anything. I don't know how to change anything, but as I sit here

01:39:51   today, November 7th of 2024, I am nowhere near ready. I don't want to be unnecessarily dramatic

01:40:00   here, but let me just put it this way. Just because we legitimately straight up got our ass handed to

01:40:07   us. When I say us, I mean a lot of us as little people. Everybody's hurting. Well, and it was a

01:40:13   guy won. He won big and there's probably things to learn from that. But what I want to say is I

01:40:19   want to encourage you to think about what is still worth caring about. And I'm not saying go become

01:40:27   an activist, but what I'm saying is, do you remember something I said in that talk, Jon?

01:40:31   Don't cut muscle. Like the worst way to lose weight is to cut off your muscles. And if you

01:40:36   see people who give you in the world of blogging or social media or whatever it is, there's always

01:40:41   a constant temptation to become an idiot because you think it'll make a stranger love you. And I

01:40:48   personally have not had great luck with that. What I've discovered is I do not have a big impact on

01:40:53   what other people think about anything, including me. But you know what I have learned is that

01:40:58   nothing bums out the people who love you more than seeing you throw away the stuff that they

01:41:04   know matters to you in order to fit in. And that's what I'm saying. Give yourself some time to be

01:41:10   sad. Do not feel like you've got to throw away the things that are valuable to you in order to

01:41:15   quote unquote win. If you choose to do that, that's your trip. But I'm just saying—

01:41:18   Or to shut down. Or to just shut down and just do nothing, right?

01:41:23   I mean—

01:41:24   Which is in a way is a change.

01:41:26   I don't do that much to begin with though, Jon, but it doesn't change the fact that I care.

01:41:29   But that's, let's see, if you're really passionate about trans acceptance or you're really

01:41:34   passionate about the plight of the—

01:41:36   Well, do you think, how about, how can we say the environment? One that really got lost in the

01:41:40   lights a lot this year. We thought—

01:41:41   Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's a good one.

01:41:43   We thought abortion would be bigger than it was.

01:41:46   Yeah.

01:41:46   The climate. That's one that, like, it got kind of like, "Oh, yeah, that's cute." That's like

01:41:50   a technical award at the Oscars. It's nice, but it's not a real thing.

01:41:53   But the climate is a much better example because those of us on one side of the climate argument

01:41:59   have everything on our side. We've got all of the facts, all of the science, and all of the actual—

01:42:06   The data. The actual data.

01:42:07   Yeah, and the lived experience. It is today—

01:42:10   My mom was displaced from her home a few weeks ago because of one of the clearest

01:42:16   pieces of data you could look at. The hurricane that happened in the Gulf recently. You can,

01:42:23   it's, I know people like to send you that thing that's like use of Internet Explorer

01:42:27   causes cancer, causation, no, no, really. The heating Gulf is what made that bad. It's not

01:42:33   controvertible. It's not something debatable.

01:42:36   The whole thing that, I mean, you grew up in Florida, so you've probably looked at the maps

01:42:40   more often than I do, but you and I have 50 years of looking at hurricane maps in the United States,

01:42:45   and that was not even a map that used to happen, right? The path that that took,

01:42:50   the whole thing just didn't used to be possible.

01:42:54   Again, Asheville is not a place that was affected by that particular kind of weather.

01:42:59   No, right. Inland on North Carolina. Yeah, bananas. It's stuff out of the

01:43:05   banana town movie. Today, I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I don't know how much you know about

01:43:10   the weather patterns in late October and early November. High temperature today, 76 degrees.

01:43:18   I wore, I'm wearing a short sleeve polo shirt. I'm in San Francisco and you can see my sweat

01:43:22   marks. 76 degrees. It is currently dark. It is sunset. Thanks to our fucking idiots.

01:43:28   I just wanted to leave this. You do your program, but the only thing—

01:43:33   It is currently 70 degrees after sunset in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

01:43:37   Yeah, but then the problem, John, now is now you're going to get into the whole, like,

01:43:39   the whole global warming thing where it's, well, it's snowing in different areas and it's, no,

01:43:44   that's not how it works. This is stochastic terrorism, the way weather works.

01:43:47   Even when it's a nice, lovely day, which the upside of it is that we get lovely days in

01:43:52   November, it is wrong. It is absolutely wrong. It's as wrong as what the ancient people must

01:43:59   have thought when a freaking solar eclipse happened.

01:44:02   Yeah, like Connecticut Yankee. And is that the one, is that the Twain book where

01:44:05   the guy knows there's going to be an eclipse?

01:44:07   Yeah, yeah, yeah. Halloween was a week ago and it was so warm that it was, again, it was like in the

01:44:14   70s into the evening and, you know, is it too hot for your kid's Halloween costume? I grew up every

01:44:20   freaking year. You and I have probably talked about this on the show before.

01:44:23   Oh, you've got to put your coat on over your costume?

01:44:25   God bless her now that she's gone. My mom, my mom—

01:44:29   Fat man does not wear an overcoat.

01:44:31   My mom was a very firm believer in—

01:44:34   High visibility, it's got to be white. Like, no, dark night does not have a jacket.

01:44:39   When it's cold, that you need to wear a coat or you would get sick. My mom would drive by the

01:44:44   playground because I would, you know, we'd go play touch football with the Nerf football on the

01:44:50   basketball court and I would take off my winter coat because I was running around playing football

01:44:54   and wanted to throw the ball and didn't need the coat to be washed.

01:44:56   But what if you aren't going to catch your death that way, John?

01:44:58   My mom would stop the car and get out and yell, "John, put your coat back on."

01:45:02   God bless her. I miss her. I miss you, mom.

01:45:06   I miss your mom too.

01:45:07   I don't miss that. Oh my god. But the Halloween, every freaking year, Superman doesn't wear a coat.

01:45:13   He doesn't have a winter coat over his costume.

01:45:16   There are very few costumes that benefit from an overcoat.

01:45:19   And it wasn't like one year.

01:45:20   No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:45:21   It was cold. It was cold.

01:45:24   But for us, it was also visibility. It was the part that made us so sick.

01:45:26   No, it's 70 friggin' degrees.

01:45:27   Yeah, but like we have to have a coat hand in hand to be reflective.

01:45:30   Anyway, climate change is a perfect example.

01:45:32   Okay.

01:45:32   Climate change is maybe the most important long term. I don't think that's hyperbole.

01:45:37   It's because however important anything else that you might want to put above it,

01:45:43   it literally affects all life on the planet. And if that is your issue—

01:45:46   And just because you didn't score well this week does not mean you've stopped caring about it.

01:45:50   Put your nose down and keep, double down, double down on the climate change.

01:45:54   I'm even lamer than that. I'm saying before you get to—

01:45:58   God damn. I don't know why I turn on the TV.

01:46:00   The other— Rachel Maddow said we're all going to be like pirates.

01:46:03   We're all going to be like pirates. And she said it twice.

01:46:05   And I was like, "Oh my God, now comes the real work."

01:46:08   And you're like, "Okay, all right, fine, fine, fine, fine."

01:46:11   We'll all pretend to do more real work.

01:46:12   That was pretty good.

01:46:14   I said something a long time ago. Well, two things.

01:46:17   I just want to say to y'all out there, I'm sorry for everybody and how we're feeling,

01:46:21   what we're doing, but you do you, but if there's one person out there that needs to hear it,

01:46:27   please don't feel ashamed about how much you care about something that other people don't care about.

01:46:32   Because that's what makes you such an interesting human being, is that you care so much about

01:46:37   something that other people don't. Don't give that away. Don't sell that just to feel like

01:46:42   you're going to fit in. And I just think that's vital to keep in mind.

01:46:47   That's really mostly what I had. I had another thing.

01:46:52   Let me take a break. Think about it.

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01:47:53   I don't know if phone cases are on their list. They might be. I know sneakers are,

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01:49:42   Let me just say this, because as we said yesterday, when we strategized over what to do,

01:49:49   we decided yesterday that counterintuitively, I would say that in 2016, with a far more shocking

01:49:56   result and a far more, I felt more concussed, for lack of a better word, we recorded the next day.

01:50:08   And here, while I think, I think this is going to be worse for the America, for the world,

01:50:14   for a lot of people within America, a Trump second, I do think it's going to be worse. And I

01:50:19   just don't want to talk around it. I feel better personally, because, and again, part of it,

01:50:28   and again, I don't like prefacing stuff with declaring my privileges, but I do. I have all

01:50:35   of them. I'm white, I am a man, I am financially successful, I'm healthy. You tick the boxes and

01:50:48   I got them. I get it. But I'm saying from a different perspective that the fact, like I said,

01:50:57   that this was not unimaginable, I was not ready for it. I really didn't think ahead, even

01:51:03   scheduling you to do the show, that what if he might win, but I knew he might, and I was braced

01:51:07   for it. That trap door that I didn't even know existed under my feet, well, I'm never going to

01:51:13   forget that it was there. I might have been surprised if Trump did not run and somebody else

01:51:22   who's worse or just as bad had done it, but certainly the same guy appealing to the same people

01:51:29   didn't come as a surprise to me. But let me, we said yesterday, well, we're not going to talk

01:51:35   about the election, we'll talk about other things to help people get their mind off it, and here we

01:51:38   are. And I think we've done that to some extent, as you and I tend to do on these episodes, but

01:51:43   here we are still talking about it. But on that context of people not beating themselves up over

01:51:50   the woulda, coulda, shoulda's, or the what ifs, or the whoa, which just isn't there, the cleanness

01:51:55   of the victory. Another one, not only was there no Comey letter, he won the popular vote too, right?

01:52:00   It hurts. There is, and for me as somebody who does have a primal, and as I described it on

01:52:06   Daring Fireball Yesterday, it's a quasi-religious, what the Catholic Church is to my dad, even though

01:52:13   he also believes in democracy. Democracy fills that role for me. It is a belief system that is

01:52:18   larger than me, and it, my belief in it is predicated in a significant amount, purely on

01:52:28   faith, that it is the right way to govern ourselves. It is faith, and that to me is what defines

01:52:37   a religious belief. And I totally get it, I'm a nerd. I've known how the Electoral College

01:52:44   worked since I was a teenager. I totally got it when it was, I don't know about you, when I was

01:52:48   in high school, and my wife and I, because it, I don't mention it a lot, but my wife and I went to,

01:52:53   literally went to, we were in the same kindergarten class. I mean, we went

01:52:55   all through school together. We both recall this, that our, we had a good history teacher,

01:53:02   a US history teacher in 10th grade, Mr. Dengler, and he, when he taught us about the Electoral

01:53:09   College, and he was an old school teacher and a little older at the time, but even he presented

01:53:15   it as sort of a, the whole thing was sort of an asterisk. Every four years, we hold a presidential

01:53:20   election, whoever gets the most vote wins, but we don't actually do the tabulation by just counting

01:53:25   the votes, and whoever gets the most votes from coast, from Florida to Alaska gets the thing.

01:53:29   We actually do it state by state, and you get state Electoral College votes, but it always turns

01:53:34   out that whoever gets the most votes wins. Right? It was like a technicality.

01:53:39   Jared: A lucky coincidence for years, but that's just how it tended to go.

01:53:42   Pete: And then 2000 happened where Gore won the popular vote and Bush won the Electoral College,

01:53:51   and it was by its craziest, flukeiest one in a million are we living in a simulation that's

01:53:57   just meant to torment this margin of hanging 500 hanging chads in Florida. While, speaking of our

01:54:04   good friend Pat Buchanan, the idiot graphic designer in Broward County designed a ballot

01:54:10   that made it look like voting, if you wanted to vote for Gore, yeah, that if you wanted,

01:54:17   if you wanted to vote for Al Gore, you, there was a circle next to his name, and if you filled in

01:54:23   that circle next to Al Gore's name, you were casting a vote for Patrick Buchanan. And 5000

01:54:29   Jewish, elderly Jewish Democrats in Broward County wound up casting a vote for Pat Buchanan,

01:54:37   of all people. In an election where the state of Florida was determined by only 500 ballots,

01:54:44   and that Florida's electoral votes tipped the scale to the candidate who didn't win the popular

01:54:49   election. But it was so close, but it still sat wrong with me. And part of what made 2016 sit so

01:54:55   wrong with me in a fundamental way is I know that the game is for the Electoral College.

01:55:03   And I know it. And that's how the campaigns are geared. And if the game were for the national

01:55:08   popular vote, they'd run different campaigns. They'd have commercials in, what's that big

01:55:12   state out west where you live? Oh, Nevada? Nope, the other one. It's a little bigger. California.

01:55:18   Yeah. Yeah. Did you get TV commercials? Did you have TV commercials? Did you watch any TV? Did

01:55:23   you watch sports at all? Yeah, no, I watch, I watch enough, well, I watch a lot of people.

01:55:28   Did you have commercials over the last month? All we had, all we had for the last six weeks were

01:55:33   I mean, I just can only begin to guess how different they are. Like, we get a lot of stuff

01:55:38   here for some local politicians, but the real money to buy commercials is for ballot initiatives.

01:55:45   Yeah, that's it. So you do get election ads, but they're like the ballot. Yeah, but we don't get

01:55:49   as much Bobby Newport. Yeah, what about the Steve Garvey, Adam Schiff thing? You know how that

01:55:53   breaks. Was that big or was Garvey a clown? You know how that breaks my heart. I met him in 1979.

01:55:57   Garvey. Did he hit on you? Did he hit on you? I mean, did he hit on your wife?

01:56:03   No, no, no. Oh, I met the '79 Dodgers in the Bob Trumpy from the Bengals. I never told you this

01:56:12   story. No, I don't think so. Is that really his name? Unfortunate name. Yeah, he was a center,

01:56:17   Jesus Christ, man. He was a, what, center tight end for the Bengals for years. It's a long story,

01:56:23   but yeah, no. Oh, yeah, I do remember him. Yeah. And then he was on TV. Yeah, well,

01:56:27   he had a radio show in Cincinnati. It's a long story, but yeah, no, shifted okay, shifted okay

01:56:32   there. But yeah, I mean, like it's, it's going to be different. They would play, all candidates

01:56:40   would play the game differently if it was just a national vote. But to quote the great Nathan,

01:56:44   Arizona, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass at a hobbit. Right. In the same way that in,

01:56:50   in theory, I mean, if things were different, they'd be different. That's what makes them

01:56:54   different. Right. In theory, you could have a baseball World Series where one team wins

01:57:01   three games by a landslide, like 10 to 1, 13 to 3, 15 to 0, and then loses four games by one run each,

01:57:11   two to one, three to two, etc. And the team that won those four games by one run wins the World

01:57:17   Series. And the team- Sounds like a man who's lost money on baseball recently. Well, that didn't

01:57:24   happen. Thankfully, that did not happen. But that, it most famously happened to the Yankees

01:57:30   before I was born when the Pittsburgh Pirates beat them in 1960 on a home run by Bill Mazeroski in the

01:57:35   seventh inning. That's before I was born, but as a Yankees fan, you learn, you learn that history

01:57:39   before you learn. That was in the World Series? Yeah, it was a World Series and the Yankees were

01:57:43   by far a better team and won three games by a large margin and lost four games by one run,

01:57:48   including the last game by a game winning home run. Talk about privilege. But the Yankees knew

01:57:54   it. The Yankees knew that the way you win the World Series is to win four games out of a possible

01:57:59   seven. And it doesn't matter how big you win the other. Fair and square, the Pittsburgh Pirates won.

01:58:04   And fair and square, Donald Trump was the victor in 2016 because he won the Electoral College.

01:58:11   But it didn't sit right. There's something fundamentally wrong about the, that it,

01:58:18   it, I, what's wrong about the Electoral College is not that it hurt my team in 2000 and 2016.

01:58:25   Oh, totally. I totally agree. It's wrong fundamentally. And it was, and the sim,

01:58:30   it actually came pretty close. Nate Silver, who, well, he's retired to this day, who's,

01:58:35   I'm not going to say it, but to this day, my entire impression of him is governed by an

01:58:39   experience that you and I had with him after sunset in—

01:58:44   Pete: At sunset, as I recall, it was right around the dusk.

01:58:47   Jared: Oh, here's my first, it was long ago.

01:58:49   Pete; Because it was such a weird time.

01:58:50   Jared; Look at me. Here's him.

01:58:51   Pete; Anyway, Nate Silver's simulation—

01:58:56   Jared; I was stuffing his chin in his chest.

01:58:57   Pete; Nate's, Nate Silver's simulations for this election, which turned out in hindsight

01:59:02   to be very, very accurate. The polls, hats off to the whole polling industry who kind of had it

01:59:06   right this time. But he, his simulation showed numerous outcomes where Trump could have, could

01:59:12   have gotten the, win the election by winning the Electoral College, but losing the popular vote

01:59:18   to her, which happened again. And it also showed outcomes that went the other way. There were

01:59:24   outcomes where Kamala Harris would have been the next president of the United States having won the

01:59:29   Electoral College, but Trump would have won the popular vote. It's so close. He won solidly,

01:59:36   but, you know, 2% here, 2% there, and that could have happened. And I really kind of wanted it to

01:59:42   happen in a, in a very small, I'm a very small person, bitter way, because I knew it would drive

01:59:51   the man insane. If he won the, did the reverse of what he himself benefited from eight years ago,

02:00:00   and lost the election, but won the popular vote, his, I think he would have died on the spot.

02:00:06   I do. I think he, I don't think that—

02:00:07   Jared I think whatever amount of French-fried

02:00:11   Greece is holding synapses together, it would have burst into flames if that had happened to him.

02:00:16   But then I, and I, I'm even hesitant to share this with you and our audience on this show,

02:00:23   because I know how small that is, because I do believe in democracy and I, it, it, it,

02:00:28   and it's not as good as a clean win for Harris would have been, even though it would have been

02:00:34   a spiteful part of me would have enjoyed it. But it's not outlandish to think that Democrats could

02:00:40   one day, it could have happened this year, it could happen in four years, that if the rules of

02:00:43   the game are such, but it just, the reason to abolish it is it's wrong. One person, one vote,

02:00:50   everybody who's an American citizen and is an adult gets to vote, count them up,

02:00:55   whoever gets the most votes win. That's the way it should be because I believe in it. I do.

02:00:59   And the fact that it went the wrong way, and it is a clean victory for Trump where he won

02:01:06   the popular vote and the electoral college and none of the margins in any state is really within

02:01:12   disputable, nobody's worried about recounts or anything, is horrible, but it is so much better

02:01:18   than 2016 where you could say that this isn't even the will of the majority of the people who voted.

02:01:26   It is better in that way. Do you have any parting thoughts?

02:01:36   We should talk about computers sometime. I got a whole list of stuff I want to, I know I'm not

02:01:43   really at the level of a John Moltz that I would be on again in less than fewer than four years,

02:01:48   but if you ever wanted to talk about computer things or I still haven't told you.

02:01:53   I want to give people something else to listen to at the end of the show.

02:01:57   Jared I do.

02:01:57   Jared Oh, come on, really? It's been two hours and 20 minutes.

02:01:59   Pete Give me two hours.

02:02:01   Jared Can we do a lightning round?

02:02:02   Pete Yeah.

02:02:03   Jared Hear that?

02:02:04   Pete Let me take another break here and thank another friend. Do you like friends?

02:02:07   Jared Ah, friends? Are you kidding me?

02:02:08   Pete That's the money bell. Let me take a break here.

02:02:11   Jared Caleb, Caleb, please put all of that in the right order.

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02:04:31   know. I don't know if we helped. I don't know. I did. No, we did not. We absolutely did not.

02:04:36   Well, you were talking about our mutual friend John Siracusa and I told you I've just, you know,

02:04:42   I'm texting more friends this week than I do most weeks because I want to. I want to be the,

02:04:46   I don't know, I hope everybody else is too. And I do a stupid thing that I justify because it's my

02:04:53   job and I'm supposed to pay attention where I, instead of having the App Store on any of my

02:04:57   devices install updates automatically, I have it on manual mode. So every day, and I have a lot of

02:05:02   apps on all my devices. So every day. Can I just also say as a hot tip, that's also a good

02:05:06   opportunity when you're getting the update, I'm being serious, to swipe with your little thumb

02:05:11   from right to left and delete the app if you don't use it anymore. Yeah. Which you don't get when

02:05:16   it's automatic. And it's actually a lot easier to delete apps in there than it is to delete them

02:05:21   from the jiggle screen. No, it is a great way to, you know, maybe like, hey, every, you know,

02:05:27   I'm going to look at these things manually. I like to look at the release notes if they have something.

02:05:30   I have a rule of thumb, John, that I realize amongst the tech class, and that's what I call

02:05:35   you people, the tech class, I realize this is considered irresponsible, but I have a rule of

02:05:38   thumb, which is if I have absolutely no idea what the app is, what it does and why I have it,

02:05:45   I tend to have, I'm pretty sanguine about letting it go. I figure I can always get it back if I

02:05:49   learn what it is. If I don't remember what an app does, I either force myself right then and there,

02:05:55   after it updates, to hit the open button and open it and remind myself or swipe and delete. It is a

02:06:02   great time to delete. But anyway, I update all my apps manually because I want to see, oh, here,

02:06:07   I want that. I want to be able to see, is it something I don't use? Anyway, I was on my Mac

02:06:11   and I went to the Mac app store and there were six updates and two of them were apps from John

02:06:17   Siracusa. Bug fixes to his little utility front and center. And I know this. Switch glass.

02:06:25   Yeah, updates, bug fixes, and he had to... I got switch glass running down here right now,

02:06:30   over here to my lower right. I don't know if you know John Siracusa well, but guess what?

02:06:37   His release notes are not bug fixes and updates. They actually tell you what the bug fixes are.

02:06:45   Just so I'm clear, John, you're saying he does more than say, we're always improving the app?

02:06:49   Always improving. He does more than that.

02:06:51   We get tweaks and bug fixes? You're saying he does more than that.

02:06:54   He also doesn't waste your time by over-explaining anything?

02:06:57   This is one of the numerous reasons I love Greg Pierce. The man says how the app changed. Thank

02:07:03   you. I'd love to know how the app changed. Thank you.

02:07:05   Greg Pierce, author of your beloved... Everybody's beloved drafts, but I know you...

02:07:09   I'm on the homepage, man. I care.

02:07:11   You feel stronger about drafts than...

02:07:14   Whoa.

02:07:16   A lot of people feel about drafts.

02:07:16   John, I watched a one-hour video yesterday about how to create an entire notes infrastructure

02:07:20   system inside of Notes, and I almost... And then of course you remember...

02:07:24   Inside of drafts or inside of Notes?

02:07:26   Notes. And you remember that today, all the preparation I did in Notes,

02:07:29   because you're so good at rolling for Apple stuff, it totally shat the bed,

02:07:34   and I lost all the preparation. There's still wheels spinning in a corner of your screen,

02:07:38   I'm guessing. You know what that doesn't happen with? That doesn't happen with drafts.

02:07:42   So I pasted a screenshot. Two of the six apps with updates from my Mac were his, and I wrote...

02:07:48   I texted a screenshot and wrote, "Nose down on busy work as a distraction," and he wrote, "Yep."

02:07:55   Yeah.

02:07:57   Me, it works. And he said, "We also recorded for over three hours last night." I'm assuming that...

02:08:04   I just presume that means ATP. I look forward to that. And I said, "I'm recording with Merlin this

02:08:09   afternoon." And he gave me the salutomer emoji. Because... As in, thank you for your service?

02:08:15   Well, yeah, exactly. I think he knew we were in for it.

02:08:18   Only three hours? Three hours long? I wonder if there's anything in their discussions about

02:08:23   somebody who likes the wrong stuff the wrong way, like CERs or what have you. I don't know.

02:08:27   I worry about our friends. Do you worry about Casey? I worry about Casey.

02:08:30   Because I'm the Casey here. I'm the Casey, I'm the Griffin Newman. I know what character I am

02:08:35   on shows. I was on You Look Nice Today, for God's sake. We made the episode called Who Voted,

02:08:40   which I think about every election day. Because Adam said it always reminded me,

02:08:43   it's like getting a sticker that says, "Who farted?" I voted. But anyways, I worry a lot

02:08:47   about Casey. Here's what Jon does. I don't like to throw Jon under the bus. I'd like to throw him

02:08:52   under some kind of municipal transit system in Long Island. Maybe the LIRR, maybe. But no,

02:08:58   what he does is he makes Casey read... So Jon puts all the stuff and decides what the show will be.

02:09:04   I'm also familiar with this. And then he makes Casey read it and say it. And if like Anish

02:09:10   Gupta or whomever writes it, Casey's the one who has to navigate the name. He goes, "I looked at

02:09:16   something on YouTube." You're killing Casey, Jon. He's such a good person. He's the best...

02:09:24   Who? Casey. Yeah. He's the best person. But part of what makes him the best person is a certain

02:09:33   ... Forgive me, Casey, but a certain naivete? Naivete possibly, but also he's not as committed

02:09:40   to his bit as a lot of us are. Well, I don't think it's a bit, which I think anybody who listens to

02:09:45   you will recall what you're saying is when Casey is reading those show notes that were obviously

02:09:51   written by Jon. And in his words... It's like what Ezra Klein has the producer in to interview him.

02:10:00   And Casey will say, and I don't think Casey can act, so I don't think it's a bit. Casey will say,

02:10:06   "I don't know which one of you put this in here, but..." And every single time! Because

02:10:10   Marcus is famous for always doing his homework. It's probably Marcus. Every time I have to pause

02:10:16   my AirPods and I have to laugh out loud. I have every single time. It is... I don't know which

02:10:24   one of you put this in here. And then, of course, then later on, Sir Cusan will say, "Somebody will

02:10:31   find that for notes." And I think, "Will someone find that? Is it somebody or is it that you

02:10:37   basically talking to Casey?" We have a small support group. I can't get super into it, but

02:10:41   there's another number of people who have to deal with people like Jon, Sir Cusan, and their life.

02:10:46   And we talk to each other quietly about it. We try not to get his attention because we'll find out

02:10:50   that what we're doing, we're doing wrong, even the way we're talking to each other. But we all need

02:10:54   to... It's like the election in a lot of ways. We got to stick together. We got to stick to our

02:10:58   values. What's the... Jon, what's the lightning round? Are we going to talk about scissors?

02:11:03   Jon Moffitt I want to do this. I want to start the last time you were on the show and

02:11:08   shame on me because it's... it's just a shame on me. It was actually two years ago. It was October

02:11:14   2022. I can't believe it. I feel like you're on all the time, but it was two years ago. But at the

02:11:19   end... I think it was even at the end of the episode, we got to talking about nail clippers

02:11:23   and you made a suggestion to me to buy a certain Japanese brand whose name is...

02:11:28   Jon Moffitt I want to see Sika. We're similar.

02:11:29   Jon Moffitt Yeah. Yep. Is that the name of it?

02:11:31   Jon Moffitt Something like that. Let me look. Yeah.

02:11:33   Sika. S-E-K-I. Look right here. Look right here. Look at that. You see this? Look.

02:11:37   Jon Moffitt And I...

02:11:37   Jon Moffitt Look.

02:11:38   Jon Moffitt Yeah. You got them? Yeah. Yeah.

02:11:40   Jon Moffitt Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

02:11:41   listeners. I'm showing this to Jon on my computer camera.

02:11:44   Jon Moffitt Now...

02:11:44   Jon Moffitt Thanks.

02:11:45   Jon Moffitt And I... I needed a new pair and you said they were better. And I actually do

02:11:49   believe... and as soon as you said it, I... A, I was... they're nail clippers. I don't know how

02:11:53   much they cost. They're not... they're more expensive than the gas station nail clippers

02:11:57   that most people buy for $1.40, but they're not...

02:11:59   Jon Moffitt People get stitched, whether it's sushi,

02:12:02   nail clippers, control.

02:12:03   Jon Moffitt Oh, the gas station sells nail clippers. I guarantee you, next time you buy gas...

02:12:07   Jon Moffitt Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:12:08   Jon Moffitt Next time you buy gas, don't pay at the pump. Go inside, get yourself a beverage,

02:12:12   and when you go to pay at the counter...

02:12:13   Jon Moffitt Get you some rhino horns, get you some boner medicine.

02:12:15   Jon Moffitt Ask the guy...

02:12:16   Jon Moffitt Yeah.

02:12:16   Jon Moffitt Ask the guy if they sell nail clippers. I guarantee you, 100% they sell nail clippers.

02:12:19   Jon Moffitt People are asking for hustler.

02:12:20   Jon Moffitt I guarantee you...

02:12:21   Jon Moffitt There was 100% chance they sell nail clippers. There is a...

02:12:25   Jon Moffitt Yeah, but not like these, buddy.

02:12:26   Jon Moffitt These are sharp as hell.

02:12:28   Jon Moffitt There is a 100% chance that they sell USB cables and chargers, 100% chance. And there

02:12:34   is an 85% chance they sell ping pong balls.

02:12:36   Jon Moffitt Ping pong balls. Now, that's something where you... that's an organic thing where you

02:12:40   learn your community, right? It's like, are you gonna have like Robert Mueller candles or...

02:12:45   Jon Moffitt I don't know why that is. I believe it's for beer pong.

02:12:49   Jon Moffitt And it...

02:12:50   Jon Moffitt Which you probably shouldn't be doing...

02:12:52   Jon Moffitt Right, right, right.

02:12:53   Jon Moffitt Shouldn't be playing on a road trip.

02:12:54   Jon Moffitt I've discovered things that are for marijuana that I don't know about. Where like,

02:12:59   there's more and more things that I think might be for marijuana. And in that case,

02:13:02   there's a similar kind of thing where you're like, there's got to be a little bit of... we've got a

02:13:05   little bit of cover for this. Yeah.

02:13:07   Jon Moffitt Anyway, you told me to buy these.

02:13:08   Jon Moffitt I told you about these.

02:13:09   Jon Moffitt Yeah.

02:13:09   Jon Moffitt Seiki, Seiki, Seiki. But anyway, I was predisposed... anyway, you could have told me to

02:13:14   buy them and if they could have been from North Korea, and I still would have bought them. But I

02:13:18   happen to think I'm a fan of Japanese design and the Japanese sentiment and approach to design. And

02:13:25   I think things like... our kitchen knives upstairs are Japanese. They're very nice and have wonderful

02:13:30   handles. I happen to think as soon as you said it, I thought, I'll bet the Japanese can make a

02:13:34   hell of a nail clipper. I bet they can. And the truth is, it is one of the best little things I've

02:13:40   ever bought. It is... they are the best nail clippers. I can't imagine how they could be

02:13:44   better. And I've had it in my head. I was like, I didn't even write it down. And I write everything

02:13:49   down because I forget stuff. There was 100% chance, no matter what, whether you came back

02:13:53   last year, no election, whether you came back today to talk about a holiday party, whatever,

02:14:00   I was not going to forget to thank you for this nail clipper recommendation. Because one thing

02:14:05   about a set of nail clippers is you need to use them... I think I'm like a once every 10 days

02:14:12   nail clipper guy. I don't know. But I think most people... what are you, two weeks?

02:14:16   Well, it depends. Like, if I'm playing guitar, you've got to keep them kind of trimmed on my

02:14:20   left hand. But also it's one of those things kind of like a knife where it might seem like every

02:14:27   knife is pretty much the same. It's either sharp or it's not or whatever. But like you develop,

02:14:31   even if you're not a weirdo, like one of those weirdos with their case full of knives they got

02:14:35   at CIA, Top Chef weirdos, but you discover, oh, this kind of knife, I can depend on it being this

02:14:40   kind of way. Having the confidence with nail clippers will add a little bit of quality of life

02:14:46   to your life because they work. So you're not... the problem with a dull knife, there's a lot of

02:14:52   problems with the dull knife, including it's way easier to cut yourself, but it's also that you

02:14:56   develop a lack of... Counterintuitively. Counterintuitively. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

02:14:59   But you develop, like if you're trying to cut up an orange slice, like for an old fashioned,

02:15:03   and you know that you like... I'm a big knife sharpener. I love sharpening knives. But like

02:15:07   to know that, but like you're going to be like mincy about it. And then pretty soon,

02:15:12   like keep your knife sharpened was what I'm saying. Get these, it'll make a difference.

02:15:16   Quality of life. I keep a pair in my guitar case, if I'm being honest.

02:15:19   Well, what happened, and I mentioned him when I did the sponsor read for Tip Top,

02:15:23   our friend Matthew Panzareno now writes, since leaving TechCrunch, and he's joined Tip Top as,

02:15:30   I don't even know what his title is, but you know, he's Matthew Panzareno there. It's just,

02:15:33   he's him. But on his side, he's running his own website, a blog, as it were, which is not dead,

02:15:40   and which I encourage anybody out there who's thought about starting one, and it's inspired

02:15:44   to change to do it. But he runs a great one called The Obsessor, which is such a great name for what

02:15:49   he does. And a couple, it was August 25th, he wrote a headline, "The Best Nail Clippers You'll

02:15:55   Ever Use." And he had a recommendation for a nail clipper. And I thought, oh, this is even greater,

02:16:02   because next time Merlin's on, I can pit my friend Matthew's choice against Merlin's choice. And I'm

02:16:08   going to buy the one that Matthew's recommending and see how they compare it to the one I've been

02:16:12   using for two years from my pal Merlin. And then I got to the picture he showed and I thought, whoa,

02:16:17   that looks a lot, looks a lot like the other one. I might have learned about it from Kevin—

02:16:23   He calls his the Green Bell G1008s. And I knew that mine were not—

02:16:29   Yeah. But they are, in fact, from the same brand.

02:16:32   I might have learned about these from Kevin Kelly's site. I'm not sure. Isn't that hilarious?

02:16:36   Well, I'm just glad the information is getting out there.

02:16:38   He picks a different model. He's got a bigger model, sort of a, maybe more of a toenail clipper,

02:16:43   to be honest. He's got a bigger model. And in fact, just, I don't know if you knew this,

02:16:47   he's actually photographed it with a bunch of citrus for some reason.

02:16:51   But anyway, I'm going to put this link in the show notes. And anybody out there who's using a

02:16:56   pair of gas station nail clippers, get these. They're 16 bucks at Amazon. I'm sure you can find

02:17:01   them at another store if you're not in the mood to shop at Amazon anymore. But this is $16. For $16,

02:17:09   you could get yourself the best set of nail clippers in the world. I want to thank you.

02:17:13   As somebody who's had parents, oh, you're so welcome. As somebody who had parents.

02:17:16   I think of you every time I cut my nails. Every single time.

02:17:18   Oh, that's dark. Okay.

02:17:20   No, it sounds a little sick.

02:17:22   You don't get to pick how people remember you in life. But as somebody who grew up as a child of

02:17:28   the Depression-era people, boy, fancy nail clippers is about the last thing in the world.

02:17:32   I could see.

02:17:33   Every single time I cut my nails, and I'm telling you, I think I'm about once every 10 days.

02:17:36   Every time, it at least pops into my head, I thank my friend Merlin for recommending these to me,

02:17:42   these are clearly superior. They cut better, they last longer, the lever is smoother, the grip,

02:17:48   the little circles on the grip, they're comfortable. Everything about it.

02:17:52   Did you ever find yourself, because you've mentioned before your family,

02:17:54   did you actually have families that worked in mining at some point?

02:17:58   Yeah, I did. My grandfather died of black lung disease. He went to work in a coal mine in

02:18:03   outside Pottsville, Pennsylvania when he finished, I think he finished eighth grade or else it was

02:18:09   like his dad told him to stop going to eighth grade and we need you to.

02:18:13   But you've got people in your family where, you know, what I'm curious, do you ever find

02:18:18   yourself thinking, hmm, like there's stuff of course where you go, oh my gosh, I wish

02:18:22   Ben Franklin could see how SMTP works or something. But then you go, oh my God, I'm so grateful that I

02:18:29   don't, my grandfather does not have to know about certain aspects of my life. And this one,

02:18:35   I thought about enough, I think about it all the time. I mean, this one I actually wrote down,

02:18:38   I never did anything with it, but I imagine this is a dialogue between me and my grandfather.

02:18:42   My grandfather says, how can a light bulb cost $20? And I say, Grandpa, you can use your phone

02:18:51   to turn it on and off. And my grandfather, in my imagination says, you call your $20 light bulb to

02:18:59   turn it on and off? And I would say, sort of, and he would say, well, I hope it's a local goal.

02:19:06   Because how do you begin to explain to my grandfather from South America that, no,

02:19:11   I have this one because it can make a less yellow, less blue light in the room and I can control it.

02:19:16   Oh, and by the way, it's all gotten so much worse in the last five years. Everything I own has

02:19:21   become ungovernable, nothing works anymore. My voice, my dictation on my phone finally broke.

02:19:26   Like everything is, as they might be trying to say, everything is catching on fire. It's all

02:19:31   falling apart. My grandfather was right all along. I'm sorry, Grandpa.

02:19:34   I do, and I do think if you want to tie it back to the election, I think that little things...

02:19:39   I do, John, I really do. I really want to tie it back to the election.

02:19:41   Apparently people around the world are... truth is an awful lot of...

02:19:49   I can't believe it's a male clipper.

02:19:52   The obvious truth is, and it's not a partisan thing, it is not a partisan thing. It affects

02:19:57   both, everybody, but there is a large swath of the electorate that is necessary to achieve a majority

02:20:03   who do not really look beyond the present tense. And it's exemplified in the results

02:20:11   here in the US this week by people who lived through Trump's four years in office and seemingly

02:20:19   don't remember any of it. Like just, you'd say, do you remember the time he blank? Which is the

02:20:24   thing that not only happened, but is on TV, on camera and was replayed many times because it was

02:20:31   so ridiculous. The putting bleach in your arms is one I think. Yeah, during the time when it...

02:20:36   what if something really bad, a true crisis happens and people are dying and we actually need

02:20:41   leadership in the White House and we had a guy up there who on the fly took over the daily press

02:20:47   conference from actual scientists and suggested... I think you're selling the guy short because...

02:20:51   I believe it was the same time that he also, in addition to the possibility to bleach

02:20:55   into your veins might be a suggestion, there was bright lights.

02:21:00   Okay, listen, I've got to stop this right now because this is making me sick. I think you're

02:21:04   not giving this guy the credit that he's... He has been told by people who are some of the greatest

02:21:08   professors, not just in America, but in the world. At MIT? Like his uncle? Including at MIT,

02:21:14   he did go to college in Pennsylvania, which is no small matter. But he knows, for example,

02:21:19   he's been told by many, many prominent scholars. I don't know if it's scholars of sharks or batteries,

02:21:24   but they believe that his response to the famous shark versus battery conundrum might be the

02:21:29   smartest way they've ever heard to deal with the shark versus battery. Also, he has passed two

02:21:34   cognitive tests. He aced them, in his words. Person, woman, camera, TV. Man, person, woman,

02:21:42   man, camera, TV. He still remembers them and he's still very proud of them. Loaf of bread,

02:21:48   a stick of butter. You know what I mean? So many people have said it, but it's just so true. He

02:21:56   tested that he has now spent five fucking years bragging about acing is a test where if you get

02:22:02   one wrong, they call your family. They go to that sheet that says, "Who do we call if there's an

02:22:07   emergency?" And they call your family and say, "We're gonna have to have a hard conversation

02:22:12   about grandpa." And yeah. It would be kind of like going like, "I totally aced that eye exam."

02:22:18   I saw the "E" on the eye exam very strongly. We're not going to be able to let him drive

02:22:25   home. That's the test that he brags about. Anyway. Sorry, P-Paw, you're taking the train home.

02:22:33   But do let me, I will say, just let me say this. The point is I do want to make it before the

02:22:38   show's over. For people to honestly to feel a little better is it is global. We can look

02:22:43   outside the US and globally there has been in the last year, two years now that COVID is over,

02:22:52   there has been a—everybody's getting pushed out. Anti—it's not right wing in some countries,

02:22:58   it is—it's anti-incumbency though. That people saw the, "Okay, COVID's over and inflation is

02:23:05   inevitable." It's inevitable after the government, after everything shuts down and the government has

02:23:10   to pump money into the economy to keep, you know— And sorry, but just in passing and that,

02:23:15   nobody likes to see their dad cry. But once you've seen your dad cry, your dad can cry. To see

02:23:21   these governments that by and large, whether that's Trudeau or us or whomever, have mostly been pretty

02:23:26   reliable. You've seen your dad cry now. Like you've seen, "Oh, this can fail. Like this can go bad."

02:23:31   And I think that had a huge impact, whether you think about it in terms of competency or

02:23:36   continuity of care, whatever, however you think about it. I think that leaves a mark on people's

02:23:40   trust of a whole bunch of systems. And there's just no—yeah, that happened and it was,

02:23:45   "Let's get rid of them and put incumbents out, new people in because I don't like it." And

02:23:50   inflation was like that. These prices are crazy high for whatever, and they were. They all did,

02:23:56   all sorts of prices went up and people immediately just looked, "Who's in office now?" Well, here it

02:24:03   was the Biden and there it was the Tories. But if you look at the other countries around the world

02:24:08   that have thrown out the incumbents by large margin, in the UK, which they—we have a special

02:24:17   relationship, as they say, with them. We share a language, some might debate how much, but

02:24:22   there was a 47-point swing in the election results that put Keir Stormer in and got rid of the

02:24:30   Rishi, Sinek, whatever, whoever the Tories—I mean, the Tories were in trouble. I mean,

02:24:35   they had the—

02:24:36   Steven: They had a rough go.

02:24:37   Pete: They had the lady who didn't last as long as—

02:24:39   Steven; The Listerine will come back. It'll be fine.

02:24:40   Pete; The one who didn't last as long as the head of lettuce.

02:24:42   Steven; Hey, come on now.

02:24:43   Pete; As the prime minister. But 47-point swing, 47-point swing, and you go country after country,

02:24:49   15-point swing, 20-point swing, and it's not all to the right if there were the conservative party—

02:24:54   Steven; This is kind of what I was trying to say. I know you're giving people hope,

02:24:57   but this is what I was trying to say about we need different ways to slice up and understand

02:25:02   how this stuff works. The old labels are not working.

02:25:04   Pete; That there is an argument in the context of what's happened to the incumbent party

02:25:09   post-COVID around the world that the seven-point swing we saw this week in the United States is by

02:25:16   far the smallest swing of any of the Western countries we would consider our peers, and

02:25:20   therefore further proof that Kamala Harris ran the best or as close to the best campaign we could

02:25:27   possibly hope she could have.

02:25:28   Steven; We're so good at coming in second.

02:25:29   Pete; Yeah.

02:25:30   Steven; We're really good at it.

02:25:32   Pete; We're really good. How about a pair of scissors? Can you tell me,

02:25:36   I would like to spend some money.

02:25:37   Steven; Oh, well…

02:25:38   Pete; Because chopping makes me feel better.

02:25:40   Steven; Well, chopping makes me feel good. It's a lot like busting in my house.

02:25:44   These are scissors I learned about from Marco Arment and they're called, I think I put,

02:25:49   I can't tell, Search K-A-I. These are scissors, these are the big ones, I got big ones,

02:25:53   I got little ones. Now, here's the thing, if you're like me, I'm gesturing at you,

02:25:58   and I'm sorry, that's aggressive, but if you're like me and you grew up the child of people who

02:26:03   came up during the Depression, you have the notion of the good scissors. The good scissors,

02:26:08   this is an idea that stuck with me through my whole life. Don't use the good scissors.

02:26:11   It's only recently in my life, and I've covered this, please put a link to my document that I wish

02:26:15   people would talk about more in the wisdom.limo. You can go to this. If you got good scissors,

02:26:20   use good scissors. What are you saving it for? What are you saving that chicken breast that you

02:26:24   cook for? Are you going to eat it? It's not a museum. Do something with it. And my feeling is,

02:26:28   even as frustrated as I got with my young person about all the mini-disappearing scissors in our

02:26:33   house, I am now a believer in getting good scissors and using good scissors.

02:26:36   Using them for everything. Use them. Because you know what you can do?

02:26:39   Use them for whatever it seems like—what do you—I feel, I can feel like my grandparents'

02:26:45   sensibility ringing in my brain as I'm like, "Oh no, these are too nice to use." And you're like,

02:26:50   "Dude, you spent 20 bucks on scissors. Why don't you use them for stuff?" "Oh,

02:26:53   well they might get wrecked." "Okay, then you'll get different ones or not?" But the way that we

02:27:00   Americans try to keep their—like you people, you people with the plastic on your furniture.

02:27:05   It's crazy. Like, why don't you enjoy it like a couch instead of try to enjoy it like, I don't

02:27:09   know, like some kind of like an abattoir that needs to be easily cleaned up. These are called

02:27:14   KAI scissors. KAI, I learned about this from Marco and I'll tell you what Marco told me.

02:27:19   He said, "Merlin, you're going to get these scissors and you're going to cut yourself on

02:27:23   them." And I said, "Thank you, Marco. I probably will get the scissors, but I don't know if I'll

02:27:26   cut myself." He said, "No, no, just to be clear, you're going to get these scissors."

02:27:29   But really saliently, you will cut yourself on them. And I said, "Oh, Marco, I'm not in the

02:27:33   habit of cutting myself on scissors. I'm a big boy, strong like bull." Well, I'm here to tell

02:27:37   you, you will cut yourself on these, but holy God, I don't know if you can see what I'm doing here.

02:27:43   I can see it. Like how little. Maybe I should have a video show. But these are solid KAI.

02:27:47   Oh, God, I'm so sweaty. Don't do that. D-K-A-I. Treat yourself.

02:27:51   Yeah, you know what? In this household, it's well known that you can go to—

02:27:55   I thought you were about to do one of those signs in this house.

02:27:58   [Laughter]

02:27:59   You can go—

02:27:59   We respect science and Japanese scissors.

02:28:02   You can go to Daddy's office and go to Daddy's desk and you can find a decent pair of scissors.

02:28:08   And it's a thing in this household because you know who the one person is who sometimes is

02:28:15   sitting at Daddy's desk?

02:28:15   There's one in every house. There's one in every house.

02:28:17   The one person who is sometimes sitting at my desk and looks over to the cup where there should

02:28:24   be two pairs of scissors and there's none is me because—

02:28:28   It sounds like a friend.

02:28:29   I'm not going to say who. I'm not going to drop names.

02:28:31   Carmen says one boy, here there are two.

02:28:33   But there are other people who live in the house,

02:28:36   and including a person who now only lives in the house like over the summer and Christmas holiday.

02:28:41   Interesting.

02:28:41   Who, when they go to my desk to take my scissors, seem to forget to bring them back.

02:28:48   And you know what has occurred to me? And I think you can probably imagine

02:28:52   my private self is not that different than my podcast self that I don't rant and rave.

02:28:58   I don't spit, doesn't come out of my mouth when I address the issue.

02:29:02   But it has occurred to me that what I could do is just buy several pairs more scissors.

02:29:09   Oh, oh, oh, oh, John, this is such a strategy. No, we used to do that. I'm trying to,

02:29:15   I'm struggling to find something for you, which is on the rare occasion—

02:29:17   Why?

02:29:18   Why are we struggling? Go to my kid's room and come out with a basket of six pairs of scissors,

02:29:24   five or eight rolls of tape, like all the stuff that could be like in the service of being an

02:29:30   eight-year-old. My kid was stockpiling like a doomsday prepper. And you didn't know,

02:29:35   oh, that's where our six, I thought, geez, I thought I was buying enough scissors to keep up.

02:29:40   But then here's the thing, it's, there should be a name for this, like a Murphy's Law thing.

02:29:44   But as soon as you redeploy them, they're gone. I do the same thing with,

02:29:48   utility knives. I deploy these around the house. I have lots of different ones of these,

02:29:54   but you know what? Life is too short. Look at this. God damn it, John, look at this.

02:29:58   I got two pairs of these of the nail, the good nail clippers right here on my desk.

02:30:04   Yeah, very organized.

02:30:05   Yeah, but that's smart.

02:30:06   But do it, because life's too short. So what points do you get for keeping the scissors nice?

02:30:11   Right. You can stop yourself before you get to the getting a phone call from the people who run

02:30:17   the Hoarders TV show about the nail clippers. I don't want that call. Yeah, you don't want that

02:30:22   call. You can stop yourself before then, but you can buy a pair or two more nail clippers or

02:30:27   scissors than you need and never be short. So, Kai scissors, I'm going to try these. I'm going to buy

02:30:31   a pair. You will cut yourself. I checked, I knew you were going to suggest a pair of scissors.

02:30:37   And so I actually looked at my desk and I have one pair of scissors at my desk. And I, like I said,

02:30:42   I should always have two. I wish you could see my 3D, I'm not even going to send you a photo

02:30:46   because it just can't be anywhere that it could go anywhere. But I have so much of everything

02:30:51   everywhere. But what I've learned as a dad and as a goddamn American is you will benefit from

02:30:56   deploying important things around the house. Hey, did you ever know this? Did you know it's

02:31:00   okay to hide more than one key outside? Did you know that? Sounds crazy, right? But put it in two

02:31:06   non-obvious places instead of one. My advice would be to put it offsite, not onsite. Scissors,

02:31:11   it's okay. Now, if you're like my lady and you got those fancy poultry scissors that she used

02:31:15   to spatchcock a bird, pardon my French, we will try to sometimes move those aside because those

02:31:20   are special for spatchcock. There was a time where Jonas took a pair of kitchen scissors and

02:31:28   there was yelling about, "We use those for food," for whatever purpose he was using them. And all it

02:31:35   did was instill a belief that, yes, the way to go to take a pair of scissors is to go to the daddy's

02:31:41   office. Do you remember the old far side? Because there's no yelling. What we say versus what dogs

02:31:45   hear? Oh yeah, blah blah blah. I mean that's a lot of it. Blah blah, I'll buy more scissors.

02:31:51   You know that I love the fizzy waters. And I believe it broke during the pandemic. I don't

02:32:02   know when it did, but for years and years I had used the Soda Streams and made my own. Do you

02:32:07   still do that? Do you do a Soda Stream? No, and not for any reason other than I'm lazy.

02:32:12   My second one broke. I like it very well. It's a lot of work and you get like, "Oh."

02:32:17   Yeah, yeah. And it broke. And again, there's a very Marco and ATP heavy episode here, but

02:32:24   my friend Marco, while visiting him and his lovely family at the beach house several years ago,

02:32:30   I encountered this brand, Hals New York. You cannot get—I heard about it from Marco too.

02:32:36   You can't get it here. It's like trying to get your goddamn hoagies. You can get it. Go to

02:32:41   oasissnacks.com. Is this Full Belly? Where you can get like a $300 pizza delivered? Is that

02:32:49   kind of thing? No, it's not that well... Okay, tell me again what it's called. Where am I going?

02:32:55   OasisSnacks.com is a—I guarantee you you can order it. Sounds like a CIA front, but that's okay.

02:33:01   But Hals New York seltzer. I've heard great things. I've heard great things.

02:33:05   It is so incredible. If you like extra fizzy water—

02:33:08   Well, because you and I—we talked about this—you and I have really—we've pushed the envelope on

02:33:12   what's safe to do for water. Yeah, and Hals ships like that.

02:33:15   My fizzy water, if I make it myself, it burns. Don't be fucking around with my fizzy water.

02:33:20   You get my SodaStream, you're going to remember it. It leaves a mark.

02:33:22   I am telling you that I buy it and I buy it in bulk, and I have it down here in the basement,

02:33:26   and I'm telling you that it's—there are—by the time it's time to reorder, I have like a 24-pack

02:33:33   of the plastic bottles that has been— This is YTROP1. This is YTROP1. SNR Oasis Snacks.

02:33:39   I will have a 24-pack of bottles that has been sitting completely inert for weeks,

02:33:45   probably months. So not like it was just on the truck and the guy was shaking it up.

02:33:50   I mean, hasn't been touched in months. I can carefully open it, take out the bottle,

02:33:54   and if I'm unlucky, when I unscrew the top, that's how fizzy this water is.

02:34:00   Do you get this kind that's a liter? No, I don't like a liter. I get the 20-ounce bottles.

02:34:06   Okay. But I just—I actually just reordered, and I'm trying the Tallboy cans again,

02:34:11   because I'm not quite sure. I like the idea of putting the tap—the cap back on,

02:34:18   but I—often times when I go back to it and drink the second half—

02:34:21   No, don't be a sucker. You learned that in the '80s, recapping a two-liter. It's already—

02:34:25   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And when the whole point of the house is the fizz, it's—so I'm—I

02:34:30   bought a 24-pack of the cans and the shipment that I think literally arrived while we were

02:34:36   recording this. I got a notification that the shipment arrived. Well, humblebrag. Does that—

02:34:40   Well, you know what, though? That kind of puts me in Dutch, though, because it's sort of a—it's

02:34:44   a shitty thing to get delivered is several cases of fizzy water. Oh, wait, I know.

02:34:49   On the spectrum of—I know. You said there was free delivery.

02:34:53   I would—I kind of wish I'd answered the door rather than whoever answered it.

02:34:59   Oh, you're going to hear about that. Yeah.

02:35:00   Yeah. But in addition to that, I have another brand to recommend.

02:35:05   Oh, here. Okay.

02:35:06   This is for the flavored stuff. You ever heard of the Spindrift?

02:35:09   I've heard of Spindrift. I've—

02:35:11   Spindrift is like a competitor to—I'm drawing a blank on it because I hate them. What's the name

02:35:16   of that brand that everybody buys with—Lacroix. Right. With the weird—

02:35:19   Lacroix is very not fizzy enough for me.

02:35:23   It's not fizzy enough, and I find all of their flavors taste incredibly artificial.

02:35:28   Oh, no. It's like somebody said a long time ago. It's like, you put a candle in a bathroom so that

02:35:32   when you take a shit, you can light the candle and it'll smell like a candle, plus somebody just

02:35:36   took a shit. That's how I feel when somebody has me a, quote, "flavored water," and I say,

02:35:41   "Are you testing me, Satan?" Handing me what is called a flavored water.

02:35:46   Spindrift is not super fizzy, but it is fizzier than Lacroix.

02:35:51   I've tried another flavored one my shrink recommended. It's another one of those—I

02:35:55   forget the name of it, but they have a purple one. They have a grape or a lime that's nice.

02:35:59   It's just that in most cases, it tastes like—what is it my ex used to say? He used to say, "Zima

02:36:04   tastes like Diet Sprite with a cheese aftertaste." So many of them have this weird taste that's like

02:36:09   somebody took a shit in your bathroom and lit a candle. You know what I'm saying? I think that

02:36:12   should be the new benchmark. How many candles do you give this? Zima. There was always these fads

02:36:18   of these drinks. Crystal Pepsi. Yeah, that would—and Zima—but sometimes they're alcoholic,

02:36:24   and they last for two years. But the messaging of Zima was if you don't like the taste of

02:36:29   alcoholic beverages that are traditional, try Zima, which doesn't taste at all like them

02:36:35   and is actually disgusting. It tastes like a colon—yeah, it's like a colonoscopy prep.

02:36:40   It's like, "Why are you even flailing it? Don't put the flavor in it. That makes it worse." Oh,

02:36:44   you don't like beer or wine or mixed drinks? Try Zima. Oh, really? Wine coolers? Wine coolers are

02:36:48   too strong for you? Anyway, well, this is not alcoholic. And unlike 2016, I have not been

02:36:55   drinking in the aftermath of this election at all. But Spindrift is like a La Croix. I really like

02:37:01   this. I don't love every flavor, but I've never gotten a bad flavor. Well, put it on the list. I

02:37:04   got a waste of snacks, and now I'm writing down— Now, I think part of the secret is that Spindrift

02:37:09   is not a zero-calorie beverage, but it is not—and this is a personal preference. If you're out there

02:37:16   and you have a taste profile like mine, I have moved away from sweet sodas, which I used to

02:37:21   consume like a fiend in my— Gosh, I just drink them in such small—I drink like old man cans now,

02:37:25   and I can't finish. Oh, yeah, now I know why— Why the old people drink those little Budweisers

02:37:29   and stuff? Well, now I know why— It makes me feel like Andre the Giant when I've got this little

02:37:34   tiny Dr. Pepper. "Oh, I hope this doesn't keep me up!" But I—and I know many people looking to cut

02:37:40   down on the calories of sugar beverages, which to the zero ones, like Coke Zero, famously,

02:37:46   which are zero calories, but they substitute the sugar with the other sweetener. I like things that

02:37:52   have no added sweetener. I've gotten the need for sweetness out of my palate. Part of it getting

02:37:58   older, part of it is just by drinking it. So, they don't add any sweeteners, Spindrift, but they do

02:38:02   use real ingredients. So, here's the ingredients of their passion fruit orange guava island punch,

02:38:09   which is one of my favorites. That's too many words for how something tastes. Island punch,

02:38:13   I'm going to call it—I'm going to go back. Yes, please. Spindrift Island Punch. Edit that.

02:38:16   Island Punch. It tastes like Island Punch. It's a good name. Here's the ingredients. Carbonated

02:38:21   water, guava puree, passion fruit juice, orange juice, citric acid. That's not bad. That could

02:38:28   be a lot worse. Oh, and it is 13 calories. So, very close, very low calorie. I don't think anybody

02:38:34   is going to say, "I've gained weight, my pants don't fit because I've been drinking these 13

02:38:38   calorie Spindrifts." But it's not that chemically taste of like, uh, flavor. I know exactly what you

02:38:44   mean. Yeah, I really like this. I like this Island Punch. I'm not taking it under advisement. I've

02:38:49   written it down. Yeah. Yeah. Try a bunch of different—get a variety pack and see what you like.

02:38:53   Sure. Yeah. Anything else you want to recommend? No. Yeah, I got one more. What, me? No, people

02:39:02   aren't here for me, they're here for you. Everything I have is lame. Let me see what I've got.

02:39:06   Anything—let me just think. If there's anything that could change somebody's life, let me look.

02:39:09   Conversation with my grandfather, my election log. I'm in drafts. I can always recommend drafts.

02:39:15   One thing I was invited—hmm, you should have me back. Kai scissors, how do I fix my Apple dictation?

02:39:21   No, I think that's probably mostly it. You want to hear about the nano texture MacBook Pro display?

02:39:26   Just impossibly briefly. I don't know if you know this. Like, just—literally, that's plenty,

02:39:31   but keep going. I love it. Oh, good. Okay. I like iPads. I'm a fan. Yeah. No. You know what I like?

02:39:39   You should have me on the talk about computers sometime, because I have a lot to say about

02:39:41   computers. And I don't—I'm just going to say stuff like, do you want to bring up your phone

02:39:48   on your Mac? It's really nice. Oh, yeah, it's nice. I mean, you very quickly—it's one of the

02:39:52   things like writing in a Waymo, where the first few minutes you're like, this is uncanny. And then

02:39:56   after that you're like, this is the only way I ever want to do this. Let me tell you how I know

02:39:59   that that's an awesome feature. So I just upgraded late to the 15—Mac OS 15. Somebody who hates you

02:40:05   talking about technology likes it. But I upgraded late to Mac OS 15. And in hindsight, when I did,

02:40:11   I was like, you know what, this is no big deal. Somehow, with all this shit over the summer with

02:40:15   people talking like, ah, you got all these warnings and recording stuff, and it's annoying, and I

02:40:19   wrote about it. You got to go to preferences and take on the password thing. And I thought,

02:40:21   you know what, I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait a month to upgrade my Mac. Sure. Because my

02:40:24   Mac is too important, and I'm very precious about it. But in hindsight, I should have just upgraded

02:40:29   weeks ago. But anyway, I upgraded, and I got the iPhone mirroring, and I'm like, man, this is

02:40:34   great. Everybody says this is great, and I really like it, and this is a lot of great. And I got a

02:40:39   trackpad over there at my desk next to my computer. And then I spent the last week reviewing the—or

02:40:46   using a 16-inch MacBook Pro M4, the new one. Oh, wow. Which Apple sent me as a review unit,

02:40:53   which ostensibly I would have already reviewed today, but haven't because I don't know if you

02:40:58   know there was an election this week. I remember that. But they also sent me the new Magic trackpad

02:41:04   with USB-C. And there's obviously some kind of bug. It looks just like the Lightning one,

02:41:09   but there's some kind of bug, and I don't know what it is. I heard the keyboard doesn't work on

02:41:13   some current beta. Yes, there's a thing where if you're on an older version—Is that right?

02:41:18   Something like that, yeah. Yeah, something's going on with these new Magic peripherals.

02:41:22   I don't think they even work if you're on macOS. Well, because when you think about having like

02:41:24   Secure Enclave and all that stuff, there must be a lot of stuff going on that's—it's like,

02:41:28   why are Thunderbolt cables so expensive? That can't be the trackpad story, though.

02:41:33   It's just something about it. Well, why doesn't my dictation work, John? I really rely on it.

02:41:37   But anyway, the Magic trackpad with USB-C, even though I'm on the new machine that it's supposed

02:41:43   to be compatible with, when I use it with the iPhone mirroring app, scrolling works at 1,000th

02:41:51   the pace. It's almost—is it even working at all? Oh, no, it moved a pixel. There's something wrong.

02:41:55   And I went back to the Lightning trackpad with the same computer, and it just worked instantly. I

02:42:00   don't know. They'll fix it. It's a bug. But it was just proof that even after a week of using

02:42:05   the iPhone mirroring with a setup that was completely reliable, this is where I'm going.

02:42:09   That's actually perfect. When I couldn't scroll with this new computer with the new trackpad

02:42:14   on this one app that I thought, "Ah, that's cute. Sometimes I'll use my iPhone." I'm like,

02:42:19   "I need to finish up this review and go back to something that works so I can use my iPhone

02:42:23   in iPhone mirroring." I realize how much I've already— That's one reason I wanted to mention—so

02:42:29   we had a Do By Friday challenge a couple weeks, couple, three weeks ago to the extent possible,

02:42:33   just use voice to text on your Mac, which was easy for me because I use it a lot. And I've passed

02:42:39   the important thing, which is I now know which kinds of things are faster than others. And I'm

02:42:44   talking about hitting the thing in the lower right-hand corner, which you cannot make part

02:42:48   of a shortcut that's very frustrating to me because I want it everywhere. And boy, since,

02:42:52   for whatever reason, it stopped working, I've tried a bunch of things, I really wanted to bring

02:42:55   that to you because I didn't realize how addicted I was to dictation or voice to text until it wasn't

02:43:00   working. And it works with my AirPods. It's really weird, but it seems to be—and I'm not sure if it's

02:43:05   the keyboard—but anyway, the point being, that's how you know it's good. Here's my tip for you.

02:43:09   I'm going to say it again because I think I talked to over you. If you think you might like

02:43:13   the iPhone mirroring and you're okay with the risk, by all means hit Command, comma, and turn on

02:43:20   "Automatically." Lock me in and remember. Because if you don't have to enter—so if you've been doing

02:43:27   it and entering your password each time, that's a sucker game. But to have it be just another window

02:43:33   you bring up—and also, if you played with this in July and aren't up to date, Command+Shift++

02:43:38   Command+Shift-minus will change the size of the window on your Mac. So you can actually make it

02:43:42   a little smaller. Command+1, Command+2, Command+3 will take you through stuff. It's brilliant.

02:43:47   It's wonderful. You know what? They default to making it like a one-to-one real size thing.

02:43:52   Which seems kind of big on most laptops. Yeah, it's like, you could definitely—so change the size.

02:43:56   And I realize that. And I think this is one of those areas where Apple not explaining itself

02:44:01   is what's given me a career. So I can explain things that they don't explain themselves because

02:44:07   they just don't. But it's like, why is the default—and you know, Apple knows how important

02:44:14   the default settings are. And they have, in the recent era, I would say 15 to 20 years, gotten

02:44:22   religious about minimizing the number of options their own software offers, right? There was the

02:44:28   GoGo—the GoGo 80s and 90s were like, "Hey!" Well, and at least because like—

02:44:32   "Make it a preference. Make it a preference. Make it a preference."

02:44:35   Me trying to track down what is wrong with the dictation means constantly returning to

02:44:39   completely different areas of settings on my phone. So I need to double check the language

02:44:44   settings, for example, in keyboard. But then I also need to like clear out the cache in Siri,

02:44:49   dictation history. These are all kinds of things that I think Apple is really trying to get better

02:44:53   at minimizing and saying, "This is the way most people use it. You should be fine."

02:44:57   Right. And so you'd set up iPhone mirroring, which is very easy to enable on your phone and on your

02:45:02   Mac. And the default is you have to enter a password every time it starts up. And you think,

02:45:06   "Well, that's for a reason because Apple does things for a reason." And so you leave it on and

02:45:10   you're not going to use it as much. And you should definitely do what Merlin said. And I'm saying—

02:45:15   Well, here's the thing—

02:45:15   But here's why that's the default. Do you know why it's the default?

02:45:18   Because it makes people feel safer.

02:45:19   And it might—some people use their Macs in a family context where the kids just sit down in

02:45:27   front of the Mac and they don't do the "everybody gets their own—"

02:45:30   Well, it's like that bit in every TV show where somebody plugs in their iPhone or,

02:45:33   like, it starts playing and then, like, you hear the dirty message somebody left on somebody's

02:45:37   phone. You don't want that up on the screen.

02:45:39   It's kind of a shame that Apple doesn't advertise the fact that it is so easy to set up your own

02:45:44   user accounts on Macs.

02:45:45   Had you flipped on the password thing I mentioned? Have you already done that?

02:45:48   For iPhone mirroring?

02:45:50   Yeah. Like, "Remember my password?"

02:45:52   Yeah. Yeah. I did it, like, 30 seconds in.

02:45:55   Maybe folks aren't aware of that. And the thing is, that's a game changer. If you can tolerate

02:45:59   that amount of risk—

02:45:59   If you can trust that the only person using your Mac is someone who should have instant

02:46:06   access to the contents of your phone—

02:46:07   And it will reprompt you sometimes.

02:46:08   Yeah, it will reprompt you, but nobody else uses my Mac. So it's a no-brainer.

02:46:14   Of course. Yeah.

02:46:14   But it's off by default so people, A, feel better and so that people in a context where their kids

02:46:20   or their spouse or whatever also use the same Mac as them, they can't just, like, quick peek at

02:46:25   their phone. But everybody like us and probably most people who are the only people who use their

02:46:31   Mac or at least their Mac user account and the only people who use their phone, turn that off

02:46:36   and just get easy access and it is a game changer. And you will go—if you've been like, "I don't

02:46:41   see why people are making a big fuss over this," you'll go to, "Oh, this is amazing. I can't

02:46:46   believe they didn't do this 10 years ago."

02:46:47   Yep. Totally agree.

02:46:48   All right, Merlin. I think that's it.

02:46:54   You feel good? You shared a lot today. Do you feel—do you feel unburdened?

02:46:58   You feel reburdened.

02:46:59   I feel determined.

02:47:02   Determined.

02:47:04   Hmm.

02:47:05   Yeah.

02:47:06   I feel more than ever like I'm way out of touch. Three times in the last two days,

02:47:12   independent of seeking out memes, I've seen the picture of Seymour Skinner looking through the

02:47:17   broken window and asking if it's the children that are wrong or him. But I'm determined that

02:47:24   the people I care about still deserve to be cared about, even if it's unpopular with people I don't

02:47:28   know.

02:47:29   My wife had an interesting observation and I—it's not original, but just—and I wish I'd written

02:47:36   it down because she put it very succinctly. But she said—and she feels—she really feels better

02:47:42   this time than 20—same way as me—feels better personally because she's braced for it, knowing

02:47:49   that this is going to be worse. And she said, "I'm going to do what they do, is I'm not going to pay

02:47:54   attention to what the fuck he does." And they don't do it. And they're proud of it. And I'm

02:48:04   not proud of it, but yeah, just don't pay attention to what he does, even after he takes

02:48:07   office. But especially, especially between now and then, there's no point to it. Just don't pay

02:48:13   attention to it. Just tune out—but don't tune out a life, just find something else you care about.

02:48:17   And it could be something important, something important socially or legally.

02:48:20   For me, that's New York Times games. I don't play Wirtle, but I play the other ones, and it's

02:48:25   vital to me.

02:48:26   Yeah, go nose down. Go nose down. And if you're a favorite social network, if you've been using

02:48:31   Mastodon or Threads or the Blue Sky or the old one, and you go there and it just, "Ah!"

02:48:36   Just, just frickin' close it. Delete the app from your phone. You don't have to delete your

02:48:40   account. Just delete the app. Just get rid of it. You can go download it again if you want to,

02:48:44   but delete it. You don't have to pay attention. Just find something else. There's so much more,

02:48:47   and I am already just one day in, just finding that the focus I can get by, "I don't want to

02:48:54   pay attention to that, so I'm going to pay attention to this."

02:48:56   And it was always available to you, but now you have more reason than ever to reconnect with

02:49:00   that agency. It's a nice feeling.

02:49:01   And it doesn't have to be useful. It could be becoming a model train guy in your basement.

02:49:05   Well, no, that's me in 3D printing. I mean, 3D printing and music. Like,

02:49:08   I was trying to sell you on Brahms yesterday. I doubt you've listened to it.

02:49:11   No.

02:49:11   But I was trying to sell you on—I have so many things prepared for today that we're not going to

02:49:15   get to, including my list of things that I think cheers me up and I hope cheers other people up.

02:49:20   I have a really good YouTube list. But honestly, things like listening to Vivaldi and 3D printing

02:49:25   has been really good for me and my blood pressure, which is something I work on,

02:49:29   is having something I can really focus on. And I can always apply the same kinds of skills I've

02:49:35   always tried to apply, which is things like catching myself heading into an area I don't

02:49:41   want to go, whether that's from a productivity standpoint or an emotional standpoint.

02:49:44   I mean, you can 3D print too much. You can listen to too much Vivaldi.

02:49:48   Like, all those things can happen. But while—and I'm not trying to be a fancy lad saying that.

02:49:52   I'm saying everybody—for God's sake, people, act like your fucking life matters.

02:49:56   Go find something that—I'm not just saying even to be distracted—but you need something to do with

02:50:01   your hands and with your eyes, and that doesn't have to be jamming your gullet with more and more

02:50:06   bizarre information that somehow keys you up. Like, I understand. I have ADHD, which means that

02:50:12   my body has a problem doing healthy things about dopamine and with dopamine. I totally understand

02:50:18   that. But you do always have the choice to do something like Neil Perk. You always have the

02:50:22   ability to do the thing that you want to do with that information and with that ability.

02:50:27   And I think it's a little bit of a thread that's running through what we're saying.

02:50:31   We're not telling you anything you don't know. We're just reminding you what you already know.

02:50:36   Which is—

02:50:36   You can leave the party.

02:50:37   Keep caring about the things that you care about. Don't cut muscle. We should probably have some

02:50:42   action points at the end and maybe a way to—maybe we could get a sponsor for that. Maybe it could be

02:50:47   brought to you by some kind of meal service company. But don't let go of all those things

02:50:52   just because you're losing your goddamn mind. This side benefit of any kind of a practice of

02:50:58   anything approaching meditation is developing the ability to not—to, as Pima Chodron says,

02:51:04   "Accept that you're the sky, not the weather." To not feel like everything, every feeling that

02:51:08   inhabits you has to define you. You always got the executive function to hit that escape key.

02:51:14   And by which I mean VI escape key, not as in like jump out of a plane. But like, just kind of pop

02:51:19   out of what you're doing, do a level set, think about what you're doing. And I'm not trying to be

02:51:25   corny about this, but find your version of 3D printing in Vivaldi. Not just because it's

02:51:31   distracting. Which might be 3D printing. But I'm going to make a lot of nice stuff for my family.

02:51:34   They're pretty excited. Because you know what people love is 3D printed gifts.

02:51:37   Because all the ones we received as children. No, but I'm just saying like, "Hey, go easy."

02:51:43   If there's ever any piece of advice I try to leave off, end up with just having to be a person who

02:51:49   grew up in America. Go easy on yourself that you think you deserve. And say I love you to everybody

02:51:55   who deserves it. And care about the stuff you care about. And if you want to turn that into a form of

02:52:00   whether that's activism or outreach or whatever it is you want to do, that's okay. But before we

02:52:04   ever get to that, step zero is don't cut muscle. And don't abandon the stuff that does mean a lot

02:52:09   to you just because a stranger says that'll make them like you. See you in four years.

02:52:14   [LAUGHTER]