141: ‘“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Holiday Spectacular’, With Special Guests Guy English, Amy Jane Gruber, and More
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well just like last year we have a cavalcade of special guests for this
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episode winding up they will come on in a series of of entrances last year we
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end up going over time and and John syracuse it did not make it onto the
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show so we will
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he's lined up he's ready to go we'll try to get him on we've also got a we've
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also got Ben Thompson and Marco Arment lined up right now though it's just me
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and guy English yeah i'm a huge fan of bender man he is he's amazing
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am I allowed to talk and my wife Amy groupers here to talk about star wars
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the force awakens now they're yeah I don't know what's wrong with people
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there are so many people who have already been like seven podcast talking
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about this thing have you guy have you talked about this on a podcast yet i
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have not know that was my second thank you i guess that no i haven't actually a
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i wanted to because it turns out like this movie i'm so excited to talk about
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it because you know everybody is so anti spoiler so I've just really been ranting
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at my family about so I would i but there is one thing right like don't
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spoil it on Twitter but I mean if you're gonna listen to a podcast you know right
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so let's just get out of the way though that this podcast is going to be
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incredibly spoiler tastic yeah so if you haven't seen it yet and you don't want
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it spoiled it hit pause in your podcast player go down to your local multiplex
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see the movie and then when you come out hit it on pause and honestly get your IQ
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tested because it's called the star worst christmas spectacular and if
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you're not expecting spoilers you might be stupid
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so first things first here's my question free for both of you
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I don't know who wants to answer first but did you like the movie
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no yume no I did maybe you didn't like the movie
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no I had had had some real problems i know i like yeah that's right i have
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talked to you about how i feel bad for looking made you said yeah yeah like I
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was loving it
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I was absolutely loving it and I was like wow I'm actually gonna go see this
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again tomorrow
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like I was super super into it but I had no idea what was gonna happen and i had
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given it absolutely no thought was going to happen and then when it happened I
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got so sad that i cried in the movie theater
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yeah but how did you like this i thought it was a good film
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I left it I mean locate this you know to some flaws as a movie but I as a modern
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myth be told i love it and i think it's great i loved i don't think that outcome
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that you're talking about could have gotten any of the way I think it had to
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oh I didn't expect that to happen since 1983 need to be on like that you can get
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angry so it took us a space so to be clear let's just get it over with what
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we're talking about is when Han Solo died and it was a turning turning point
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for Amy in the mood
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sure can you guys have drinks and maybe . maybe don't have a drink i don't know
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but i don't i don't know you know what I i got day drunk the next day because I
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woke up I was like why am I so sad and then I remembered why i was so sad and
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it was terrible
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oh that's beautiful i was so sad and everybody like everybody around me was
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so excited and like Jonas was loving the movie and Jonas is stupid he turned to
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me he's like he's not really dead and i was like no way he's so dead like he got
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stabbed and then he fell off a dangerous catwalk and then he got blown up they
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like itchy and scratchy voted
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nobody like yeah I think you could your dad like they did not leave any avenues
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open for him to not be dead lightsaber through the chest fell off a catwalk
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into what looked like some kind of fiery pit so it was both fall and some kind of
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finally finally actor driven by the power of the Sun right which then
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explode loaded highlight I don't stop with these dangerous catwalks why don't
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they have railings so much he would still be dead Amy would still be dead i
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don't i don't know they could patch him up maybe like if you have fallen
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I really love your devotion to Anna Salai think that's awesome
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I help i wanted to be Hansel growing up and I I'd love the way he went out okay
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oh hello the way he when I was so stupid that stupid would see kid that was
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horrible and his kid was horrible like it made me so mad that he okayed was so
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horrible and we'll see such a big gonna be and then he gets to kill Han Solo
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like that's and I wasn't even invested in this you didn't care about him and
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solo shot and killed him and solo and soul elected to be killed his choice
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back in color n is such a weenie he didn't move off the bridge like he might
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eat he stood his ground and three walked towards him
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so you get bacon if he chose to like if he loves this kids so much he just chose
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to saddle him with having killed his father
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that makes no sense no I think he thought I think that later told him if
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you see our son bring him home so he's not home and handle is dead so he did
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you think she well I think it had sold us the kind of guy that he's I think
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he's disappointedly for the last time and he's he's going to try to make sure
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that kid gets on
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how he's dead I'm so angry I know you didn't know exactly how the conversation
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was gonna go but at the end it was like well you can either cut me down in anger
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like me what I'm gonna pull up my blaster and try to shoot you in the face
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can't do that i can run away can't do that or you know we can go with this
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thing where you kill me and I help you and then they're at least there's like a
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glimmer of light in him still like I really ate my dad he's such a jerk but
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he totally help me turn to the darkside advice I don't I can't really make a
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rational argument for it because i have never been there but like i said if he
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turns like even if then he becomes good i hope we never see his dumb ass again i
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hate him but even if he turns he's saddled with having killed his father
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like how do you go home to your mother and say like hey I'm done with this dark
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side crab but sorry I killed dad like that's not helping
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this isn't helping like it's not helping I don't think it does i don't think it
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does it made no sense it made absolutely no sense and who like I was loving this
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movie and I was like JJ Abrams like you could tell he's fan and he totally got
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it and I felt like there are a whole bunch of like corny like Star Wars type
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jokes for the corny but they're funny and then he killed Han Solo and I turned
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I was like who the fuck does he think he is killing time so like you don't get to
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just get this and then kill my childhood hero
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I was so mad oh I'm i'm getting at again it's ok you can but let's back I could
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like it I can really take it ok it that you i know i know but don't care of
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yellow it's it it's an interesting decision know and and I feel like and
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I've in it if there's a spoiler that I knew going into the movie that colored
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my viewing of it the first time it's it's an old spoiler it's it's from
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knowing from when I was a kid in 1983 that in in interviews about return of
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the jedi that Harrison Ford
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publicly said that he had petitioned George Lucas to have Han Solo killed off
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and that he he argued that it would give the movie i think he called it like
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gravity or something wait but you know that it would go with it would give like
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a bittersweet feeling to the end of the movie instead of everybody you know
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kumbaya you know singing with the Ewoks that it would be like yeah we you know
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we beat them and we killed the Emperor but you know Han Solo's dead and that he
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you know and then it you know it's kind of ugly stuff but he did that he
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publicly said that he you know that that he thinks George Lucas didn't want to do
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that because it would sell fewer toys that you wouldn't sell a lot of dead han
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solo action figures it's just like hothead young kid just getting Fame talk
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you know what I mean like don't know what is Han Solo like there's so much
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and like he died I don't let you know if he's asked if you just say would you
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know I don't think so but I'd really do think that like if if Harrison Ford had
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said to you know JJ Abrams in the Disney people than the Lucasfilm people i I'm
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I I you know sign me up for three movies i'll be in all 3i I think that they
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would have you know and i think they're not stupid i think they know everybody
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loves Han Solo I think they would have put him in all three
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I think the fact that he got killed is the fact that it's largely colored they
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wrote the story to put that in the story because Harrison Ford said alright I'll
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do one and you gotta give me a lot of money and I think it's kind of it's an
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interesting thing that it's like the actors decision to to color the Ark of
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the whole story
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Amy I don't really care what Harrison Ford one you've taken on this
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responsibility and apparently everyone knew that he was going to die i did not
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know he was going to die I remember that like in the eighties that he nobody was
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all swagger II and like all that you know they should kill me or whatever and
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I don't want to do it anymore but they all said that they all came back I just
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i'll never see another JJ Abrams movie again he killed on solo and I globes are
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in the movie I screamed why didn't they kill Chewbacca because I felt like then
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you could have a two-backer you cannot
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shoot you can't shoot too but just so seriously you're fine with Han Solo but
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Shabaka crosses your line
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oh my no no no no what I'm saying is Chewbacca got shot early
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well I wish you wouldn't and I was like whoa that like the stakes are raised to
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this point like I just think on the table if they would have killed him at
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the shoulder killed like a a character and then he could have had the hey I
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killed major star wars character and gotten that but not really somebody i
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mean i'd be like Chewbacca but I wouldn't be heartbroken I wouldn't bday
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drunk the next day but I will also say it's only just just to be clear and put
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this on the public record we we went to see the movie on opening night which was
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thursday night and we already had tickets for a saturday matinee so we
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didn't go back the next day but because i was the school day you know I thought
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it was enough that we kept the kid up 21 am watching the movie but then saturday
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afternoon we had already bought tickets three tickets a media did not attend she
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would not she would not see you again I couldn't watch it again i couldn't i
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really couldn't watch again like and jon was like come on i was like i'm just too
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sad i'm not ready
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like I think maybe in a week or 2i might be able to go see and i would like to
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see it again but I'm worried that it'll break my heart again
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i mean i-i couldn't take it i really couldn't take it i love that it affected
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you that he didn't really do that mean I don't want you to be a sad obviously you
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know that don't need to be unhappy but the fact that it hit you is kind of why
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they did it right
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it's the yeah but I felt like okay like this story is kind of a tangent but when
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i was little you know the wizard of oz used to come on once a year and
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everybody would watch it like it'd be a big event because you know you can watch
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when i was little you can watch movies over and over again so you like to see
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the Wizard of Oz like once a year at Easter they would show it on TV and was
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a big deal and I just remember like 10 15 members of my family were watching it
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and I'm like four years old and I really liked the bad witch
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oh they're my best of wizard of oz spoiler so if you're sensitive
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oh yeah man but when she met like when the war when she melts everybody in my
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family was like yeah you know ding dong the witch is dead and i really loved her
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and I started to cry and then they all kind of was they were laughing at me for
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crying and I was like I hate you like my mother still reenact the scene like I
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was like I hate you all your old dump dump dump and I ran away like I was so
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mad that they were happy that she died and that's how I felt when Han Solo died
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like people were still in like after the movie people were clapping and screaming
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and he's like you assholes on solos that like I couldn't even enjoy it and I
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couldn't believe anyone liked it and that no one else was a sad as I was like
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I really had to like hang my head I was visibly crying she really was she was
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very upset but i would i would argue with you said guy that it it just shows
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that it was it was effective as a as a you know a death that actually meant
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something
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yeah as so I mean there's two things two things that I like and then there's
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things that i think would good like you don't know I got wind of well-rendered
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art yeah let's
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I can be offended by something that I feel as well rendered art or I could be
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hurt by it emotionally and I can be incredibly said that you know on solo
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killed that doesn't mean that I don't think it's an effective piece you know
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like so you know you're right but I'm like a Neanderthal I'm capable one
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emotion know i love it i love don't but division of the visceral pneus is like
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exactly why they did it
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it's for that reaction like it everybody had I had that was like I saw coming a
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mile away and I was like oh god this is the second time i saw the movie at the
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woman sitting next me screamed and then it was incredibly destroyed for the rest
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of the movie like almost distractingly so like I wish you'd gotten her number
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I'd like to go see it with her
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I know yeah i was like i wanted to remind me for friend of mine
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here's the thing i went in and i couldn't shut up about it
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okay well this was the first Star Wars movie that wasn't from 22 yeah let's
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talk about the actual movie event you have writing instead of the one part of
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they should just throw a bunch of money at them so we can get the fanfare yeah I
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feel like and use the fanfare that would I don't know how they could have done it
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if they could have just had the sound but not the you know obviously wouldn't
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say 20th century fox but I when I hear any other 20th century fox movie when I
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they did and what they ended up doing is they put nothing at the beginning of the
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movie and it just started you know that so that the fanfare the 20th Century Fox
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example of you know seriously happen so he resurrected it and it means more or
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less stuck ever since and it could just scream Star Wars to me like that like
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that sounds in that fanfare and you hear that you see the individual I I you know
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that I don't know it's true could be apocryphal
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but I heard that John Williams wrote the the opening notes of Star Wars knowing
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that they would come after that fanfare and if in fact didn't-didn't John
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pass up that was going to pass up the chance not to throw that castle up there
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and start making more associations with Disney and star wars i was actually
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disney's very very smart company i agree i agree and they're careful about their
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branding and yeah they they let him kill on the loan I think I mean have led all
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the Marvel stuff roll with that model you know like the comic book-like the
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Marvel logo is a comic book pages flipping right and it just just Marvel i
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don't i don't know maybe Jay didn't have a great idea but either way I think they
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whatever you want like if you don't want the castle fine right and we kind of
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thought that they might star wars-themed it like the Pirates of the Caribbean
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movies they don't like kind of theme it to the movie and we thought they might
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do something corny like that an intron name they made it sort of tron you know
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i would have what i would have pushed for
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it was would be too i guess you you couldn't get Fox to actually use the
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real Fox music I don't think there's any way that even like you said like
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throwing money added I don't know there's something but if they could have
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just made a new fanfare that was very similar in some way that strikes the
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same notes and then play that over the Lucasfilm limited title card
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yeah yeah I wanted yeah I'd like to think that I don't know who's in charge
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of Fox i like to think that every now and then you can be look this is a
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cultural imperative like it's not about our companies can we just used it to
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music and that's so Canadian really think well I mean whatever reason let's
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just do a nice thing I don't think it happens when I I'm really hard as
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anybody I agree with you
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so yeah anyway so long time ago in a galaxy far far away i was so exciting it
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was exciting exciting but I remember being excited when I saw it for the
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prequels to I i will say I've said this many times before i'm not a prequel
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hater i mean yeah i don't i don't think they were garbage but i do remember very
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much coming out of the first one and being like wow that was that was I feel
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weird you know i feel i feel like i got molested
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yeah I kept going back there was a movie center like like a hundred meters from
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my place at the time and I just kept going back to be molested over i think
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it's like Star Wars but yeah it's like yeah it's like that with some half-ass
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it was like it's the people i like and I'm excited but it's so bad
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yeah there's some design that I like it there are things that I could actually
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say nice about the two peoples see I've like but do not like movies from my
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memory and all i remember is it was like watching c-span
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like it was just all this political rhetoric that's all I recall that in Jar
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Jar remember what do you drink soda this one starts out and i will see a to
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pretty horrible III this one
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you know I immediately immediately bag right off the bat you Skywalker has
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what a great line there are the stakes have this trade negotiation bullshit
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it's like it's got watered together you look is not here anymore like so clearly
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a problem right like her hero is gone i was excited because i hate looks well
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you know yeah you know what if you don't like the hero Jedi like he's the guy
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strong opinions is the way to go so I and young Skywalker is kind of a whiny
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so yeah I never liked him in the in the original i I've just never have never
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cared for him and ever since I've seen that picture of him there was a tabloid
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picture of him and he was outside a gas station and he was digging through the
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public ashtray and he picked up a butt and smoked it and I just thought what
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are you doing mark I was Luke Skywalker that would help my mind
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Luke Skywalker got into like a fancy BMW like I don't understand like I just
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think maybe his wife wanted him to quit smoking I I don't know you're Luke
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Skywalker by the package figure at its really really colored my whole view by
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one all right i was confused in the opening scene where you've got a PO
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Dameron and he very you know is easily established by the opening Texas print
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start our general a i should say sent her most daring pilots on a mission it
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was pretty clear okay this disguise the pilot he's you know he clearly comes
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across as a a scroll nailed it like you immediately what was going on but then
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they said that he went to see like an old
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an old ally and you don't know who it is and then it's it's played by Max von
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Sydow I had to look it up because i don't even know that his name was
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mentioned in the movie but his character's name is Lawrence and teka
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yeah they should just call it a maximum sido but i get it i was very steroids
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I'm intimately familiar with all of the actual movies and I just expected that
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it was going to be somebody like Lando or somebody who we knew and I'm like all
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is it and I really wasted a lot of that scene trying to figure out who he was
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because me to its next scene when he meets a color and yeah but after all it
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would just talk about that whole opening scene III really felt like we were
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supposed to know who he was because if they base their kind of setup like we
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were supposed to and we didn't and I i really did it was like one of the first
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things I did when I got home as I like looked it up and I am i okay I wasn't
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supposed to know who that guy was but why did they yeah why do anything stupid
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thinking about it and I was like oh wow I don't have enough star wars knowledge
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to know who this guy is and you were two seats away from me so I couldn't ask I
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don't know if they were trying to make you feel stupid so much they were just
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trying to roll into a story and like you don't like so the scroll for episode 4
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just dropped in the deep end right and i think this one does the same thing
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yeah and so they say it's an old family friend but I mean it's being what 32
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years since the last star wars movie I did want it to be like plenty of time to
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have like an old family friend that we didn't know but I did it expected to be
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like in Organa or a good Mon Mothma I don't know myself somebody who we were
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suppose somebody yeah we Gentiles which until is this old man has selected you
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know something but we don't whatever whoever he is he's the exorcist is who
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because wedge is sort of an interesting trivia question because if if you ask
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you know who are the characters who were in all three of the you know the first
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darth vader and all these ones that are very you know the all these iconic
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characters but the one that's easily overlooked would be Wedge Antilles and I
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thought well of course they're going to bring him back in that somebody told me
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I forget I was talking to but somebody said that they approach the actors still
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around the approach them and he was like nope can't be bothered or like maybe he
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held out for more money or something but that was yeah what else I think that was
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short-sighted because he probably could have made a pretty penny on that and it
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always energy so he's the guy that meat like he made the desktop run like he I
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think he actually dropped the fire the missiles if I'm it's been a while since
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no no that was a that was a y-wing piloting or no no it wasn't x-wing but
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it was the it was like it was like that the squadron captain Oh wedge
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oh here's the thing that wedge is Luke swingman going on the trend trend right
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and then he takes 10 me anything basically absorbs a bunch of damage and
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then gets out of there you know in Empire he's he's actually the wounded
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cable works and lucky
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yeah he nails it at and he's the one that on the third descarada and return
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of the jedi he blows up the like button on how to describe it there's a conduit
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he's been in every major battle that we've seen any kick some major ass yet
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ok you like Cynthia exactly i ah I I thought maybe that was who are most
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daring pilot was or i also was sort of hoping maybe it was Han Solo to you know
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until we figured out that it was po'd amarin but I figured maybe you know
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wouldn't it be cool if it was Wedge Antilles ends up wedge antilles not the
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so we're still at the crawl well yeah this is gonna be over half an hour and I
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would have a pretty today and crawl and how about the opening and the whole
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opening scene where it's just sort of ok you don't get let's do this
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we get a star destroyer coming in in silhouette which is nice because if they
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just played out the same episode 4 shot i think that would've been overdone but
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the notion that you you run the school when you pan down on two planets and the
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stardestroyer is like that stores lower that's how you have to start a movie and
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which is almost beat for beat identical to what's happening in to you know start
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was it a new hope
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ok so let's just establish that too in Star Wars like that's the the same thing
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right like the stairs a crazy storm trooper salt and they look badass
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some of them get killed but they just barge in any way and they're unstoppable
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picked up on the fact that the whole movie was more or less a remake of star
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this is a myth it's a modern myth stop worrying about reusing plot points they
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different characters and a few things mixed up but have reset the do it
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nerds don't wanna admit it but it's kind of like a soap opera like you know has
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somebody's daughter or father or and it's just the way it's gonna go
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yeah you know I had more problem with return of the jedi when they're like
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really remake Star Wars yeah but I think it's kind of overall I think it's kind
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of genius because they did it without actually remaking it now compare and
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contrast with what they did with Star Trek where they would again JJ Abrams
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that they said you know we're not remaking episode 4 5 6 I yeah you know
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Leia is still carry Fisher on but yet we're making it and I feel like the
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those movies especially the first one star wars
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ah it it it's dated in a certain way you know and it's a you know to try to get
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favorite movie series with the james bond movies as much as I love this sean
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and and the first Star Wars movie looks old and it feels old with the way that
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its paste and so I feel like telling that same story but doing it with
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up-to-date production values and pacing is sort of necessary to to take the
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franchisee out of cold storage i think so i think there's so much of this movie
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that is as much like sort of on the metal level as it is actually on it and
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the level of telling a story I like certainly not the marrying of the
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characters and the plot points and yeah i think it felt like used up
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I thought it felt like fresh and look familiar
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yeah i really like i don't know i really liked it i had no issue with that I was
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surprised that so many people did have an issue with that
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yeah I think they're off thanks and yeah exactly i think people could complain
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alright here's here's a a broad topic here in and from the opening scene I
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thought kylo Ren was an excellent villain and I like the way he talked i
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like the words that he chose like he was you know very few words but he chose
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them very well I love this new trick that he introduced where he stopped a
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I thought that was I'd that it never occurred to me i thought it was an
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excellent thing
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but in the as the movie goes on so we're introduced to him and he feels like a
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total legit badass exactly like Darth Vader in the first movie when he first
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enters but then as the movie goes on to me once he took his helmet off
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I only one of those can i really hate to say it but I feel like when he took his
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helmet off it was it reminds me of vaguely of what was his name dark helmet
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yes Delia like yeah helmetless kylo Ren is so whiny and a and he's ineffective
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and I it really does correspond to the moment when he takes the helmet off
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Waikiki that when he started having the Tantrums like it's not even having
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tantrums before
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did he have yeah that's right he had his first tantrum and i think its first
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tantrum was when I was like this is this is a silly person i agree yeah I think
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he was I think it was weak and pathetic before he took the helmet off
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I think it so my read was the heat captured ray he was in restraints and
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then she sort of questions him by saying like I think it looks like you tried to
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kill me well that's what happens when I'm chased by a monster mask and he
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tries to take the mask off and I think he thinks it's a Power Move and it
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totally backfires and the fact that he thinks it's a Power Move is where I
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think it turns awesome like like dark nadir get that and he kills somebody you
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know what I mean like yes frustrated he's gonna choke somebody and this guy
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is just like breaking his lightsaber over his knee or Darth Vader keeps this
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shit together
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sorry that he really does all of the six guys that we've seen even in the shitty
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movies keep their shit together they're like if you fuck up
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I will kill you like make no mistake about it but if things if you do what I
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tell you to do and things don't go well I'm fine
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I'm gonna be very very angry but it's not your fault and I'm gonna move on
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this guy is like I'm gonna beat up a computer like really this is you move
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like there was there was a time I was probably right around Jonas's age maybe
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like eight eight nine ten years old and my family had played a game of monopoly
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which if you know I think everybody's familiar it takes a look takes a long
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time and you know it well over an hour into it and I was the first one to go
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bankrupt and I thought for sure that I was going to win because I just thought
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you know my family is full of simpletons it's good it's good that you're sharing
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with as well as a ten-year-old you know I really thought that I you know and
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that smartest person in the room yeah and I was gonna be a wheel and deal and
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Donald Trump my way into victory
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you know it's a real estate magnate and I went bankrupt magnate and I i lost i
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was the first one out and I went into a fit and I really we were playing in the
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kitchen on the kitchen table and I went into the living room which is next door
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picked a pillow off the sofa and threw it into the kitchen and it was it could
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not have been worse
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it just swept the board that swept everything off the board
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everybody's money it just slid across the board like one of the Dukes of
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Hazzard sliding across a generally and i instantly knew
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wow that was a horrible mistake I just ruined the game for everybody like it
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was completely irrecoverable and everybody was like well I guess the
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game's over nice job John but i was ten years old you know Yang and I I'll
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learned a lesson from it i was like wow you know you gotta you know that I i
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don't know i know that family because I'm like never serious but you don't
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you're very even-tempered I just feel like it's I mean it's obviously a
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deliberate choice it's not like they made a mistake but it it's a curious
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choice that they've made the main bad guy somebody who has the emotional
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temperament of a 10 or 11 year-old well I think it needs to do to in order to
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disassociate and with the fader but it makes him so on likable in a way that
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you have no respect for him like your Vader was not likeable like he was
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likable as a badass but you know not really likable but this guy that's
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that's what made me so mad when he killed on so like I'm gonna stop
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bringing that up here because he was just so unlikeable like he was not
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worthy of killing on Zola that means we really got to me I think that's the
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point i know i know that's the point but I just I'm not gonna talk about it
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anymore
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well get forget the handful of it I think did and I think did Dorothy to
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establish an archetype for villains that we've seen played over you don't since
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its introduction and this is like they can't do the same thing when you can do
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b-better Vader than Vader can't do that so they need they need a petulant child
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I mean that seems like a pretty like a petulant overly in titled daily
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misogynistic flakes certainly self-entitled I'll they nailed it trial
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yeah had to be you know to be the villain because you've already got the
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cold calculating guy i don't have it is cold and calculating a seething they've
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got the ceiling thing done
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you can't see the bed invader like his breathing is seething like you literally
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can't get more than that
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so we've got this guy who's a whiny wanna be and that it makes sense in the
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universe and it makes sense as villain and it's and it's pathetic and i like
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that you don't need to respect I like that he doesn't deserve to respect and
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that's his problem is that he feels that he does but it's immediately apparent to
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anybody that watches him that like no you don't your university or kid right
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well and maybe it's an evolution because i hated Anakin to in the yeah the other
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yeah so yeah you know maybe I don't know maybe maybe killing han Solo
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it gives him the you know what I'm a badass I killed my dad
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I killed Han Solo so maybe you know maybe it's an evolution I don't think it
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I think that kind of made got it and move it backfired in terms of turning
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into the light side but he was certainly not thinking with his head when he
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engaged variant Finn in that lightsaber battle definitely definitely anyway so
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we're jumping all over the place
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yeah but that but I feel like our conversation I mean yeah
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the other thing they do is in the opening scene we are instantly and again
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a parallels the first movie where Princess Leia you know put the plans in
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r2 d2 and we've got a new r2d2 bb-8 and it's you know it's could not be more I
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almost feel like I should have realized they're remaking the movie I just
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thought oh it's just one note you know similar their secret plans and are
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giving them to this astromech droid who keeps any moats instead of like an odd
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in the beginning like it just felt like a nod to the first movie right and i
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love BBA and I feel like and I know you know that was a character that they let
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out in the trailers and they started making toys and stuff like that for it
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so you got the gist of you know like the way that he sort of built like a snowman
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but i really liked him in the movie and I feel like that one of the things that
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did to me was at just a home run in the movie is the bb-8 character
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what do you guys say i don't i don't think he could have done better I idroid
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likes to do would be a failure right right and what you can have another r2
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unit we've seen that we had our for into p equals now I had nobody cared about
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not even obi-wan Kenobi low and literally nobody cared about AK so yeah
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now I had left it I that they managed to make it feel genuine new character droid
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that we actually like and I asked that's no small feat right like Daddy was such
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an r2d2 I mean he's like lucky he's cuter and he's more mobile and you know
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like how is behind people's legs
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he's good r2d2 expresses his personality in terms of beeps and Boop's 98
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environments and ya like like a like a playful puppy you know he had like you
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said like hiding between the legs and yeah yeah he's more like a pet and her
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teacher never got the sense it out to detail is a bit i always got the sense
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that are to even at in the first movie where we see him or even if you go back
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to the prequels even in the prequels one when you know chronologically we first
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cr2 he already feels like he's an old droid and sort of acts like an old droid
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whereas bb-8 is it feels like almost childish
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yes he's got like a sense of wonder about him i'm one of the biggest laughs
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in the movie and I I really do love it i think it's so great is where again we're
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skipping around but when they're on the Falcon and Ray is underneath trying to
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fix the ship and Finn is explaining that I'm not really part of the resistance
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but there's no way we're getting out of this unless you tell us where he's keep
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coming clean to the droid right
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and he gives them a thumbs up and bb-8 as like a like a butane lighter and use
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it to give it a thumbs up i was ready for the second time we saw it I i really
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like gauge the crowd the crowd absolutely lost it at that . and i feel
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like that was really the point where where everybody in the theater was like
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all right I am fully on board with this movie
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yeah i think that that's certainly the biggest laugh what about in broad broad
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strokes I almost feel like in it just to jump to a a problem with the movie is
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that in the first star wars they open the famous opening shot where you see
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the the rebel ship small rebel ship going away and then the giant wow it
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just keeps going and going and going
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giant star destroyer in addition to just being a beautiful shot and a
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tremendously effective special effect it also instantly establishes the power
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dynamics between the rebellion in the empire that the rebels are small and
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really up against it and the Empire is huge and the overwhelming military
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strength in the galaxy the shot establishes that whereas in this movie
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it's very unclear to me even after having watched it twice and you know
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read the internet and unspoiled myself it's very unclear to me like how strong
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the the first order is and how strong the New Republic and this resistance R
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and yeah and he can tell and they blow
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it out so the city's the silhouette of start story Bloods out a moon rather
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than the Sun you think that would be more of it you know i mean like if you
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get like a planet and a son and like this like start story just kind of comes
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in between them
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I I don't think so
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the the opening crawl did not explain the political situation very well and
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none of the expository dialogue really did I leave anything I think that might
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have been a reaction to um you know the prequels where are we did spend time
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talking about like who's voting on what from where and like a way that Senator
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need some farm subsidies so that we can have the stormtroopers whatever it was i
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I think maybe did it got closed over a little bit much i do know that there
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have been scenes cut to deal with a little bit with political side of things
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yeah I've heard that too including like that the characters who got blown up on
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the balcony
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yeah we see we see a woman like the close-up of the woman's face she
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actually apparently gets dispatched by layer to go and talk to the Galactic
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Senate about getting up more support resistance but that think it all got cut
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and probably rightfully so is long enough movie with enough going on that I
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don't think we need needed to know it is a good question and then those prequels
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i mean if i would have heard the words Galactic Senate I would have got nothing
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yeah yeah well you would've missed and so again field
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yeah and I you know what and then I'd be happy
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one of the things that I thought was pretty clever and I liked it is even
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know it's
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it's 30 years later and you know i like i like the basic idea that that what
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happened in return of the jedi did not completely shut down the Empire
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instantly the Empire truly was an empire and you know losing another star
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destroyer and are not started toward death star and the super star destroyer
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and losing that you know the Emperor and Vader obviously you get them back
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tremendously but it left them with something that they could still have
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they still had this massive Starfleet yeah I love to make sense there's no way
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you can click that battle did not
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there's no way that battle could cripple something is lunch is a galactic empire
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and i really like the way that they flip this though and they made because it was
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unclear how old Darth Vader was in the first movies but you knew an obi-wan
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said that he was you know I told Luke that you know he you know had fought
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with him and it was a starpilot so you knew he had to be at least like 40 or 50
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you know that he was you know more or less 12 you know 20 years maybe or so
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younger than obi-wan but Tarkin was greatly well couldn't wait for those
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first movies i did not think he was 20 years younger than opening line
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oh you didn't how well did you think it was because he said that is a mage I'll
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see I thought that he was a little younger because he said he told Luke
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that it was an apprentice of mine you know
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well ok so in a new Hopi says that he thought with him right so that
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established my relationship thing and then he talks about Darth Vader having
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trained him
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yeah but then even addresses in his old man your powers are weak old man
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yeah okay i still didn't
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the 20 years but ok yeah i just figured well yeah yeah yeah I don't think you
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you just had to respect them whereas Hux is like because he's like a young punk
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character and and I don't know if you remember like before the movie came out
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JJ Abrams was obviously doing a lot of press and he said something kind of
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Judah there's just something stupid and but he didn't
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oh but you know I just felt like will give the guy a chance and I just think
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he's trying to be coy right but I just think he was and let's face it when we
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were little girls did love Star Wars but it was marketed towards boys and i think
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that like everyone who criticized him owes him an apology because he said
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she absolutely kicked ass she was amazing
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yeah i think he said something like a Star Wars has always been a boy's thing
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right but I hope with this movie mothers will want to take the daughters and
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it'll be a good thing and then people get bent out of shape because he was
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like right wasn't always voicing i think yeah okay
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true i'll keep the guy said something stupid and then he made a movie with it
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kickass video he'd already made the movie when he said it and he was like
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trying not to be right can spoil it and he's trying to be like look this is
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gonna be more this could be more powerful women characters in this movie
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than you expect is what he's trying to say right there and then it's like just
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so what I really loved the introduction to her cinematically helps cuz she's
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she's exploring the the husk of the destroyed our star destroyer on the
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surface of the planet and I i thought it the first time I saw it and I had this
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in mind the second time i saw it to me i really do think it's almost an homage to
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Wally that she lives this solitary life that is to me a lot like Wally you know
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in the way that while he was cleaning up garbage and she was sort of scavenging
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her she's by herself and she never mother's you know there's never anything
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where she says anything she doesn't talk to herself or anything it's purely
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cinematic you just see her exploring this thing it's beautiful
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it really does look real it I mean I you know obviously I guess a lot of that was
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CGI but unlike the prequels to me it really looked like they built a giant
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empty star destroyer and it established her character it's like wow this whoever
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she is she knows you know you know the way that she's like grappling around on
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these hooks and and cables and stuff like that like she knows what she's
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doing and then her excavation ends with her sliding down the dune like a sled
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and it's just like a little bit of whimsy that to me was like but she's you
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know she's trying to have fun I loved it I loved the luxury they took in
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establishing and the way she lived her life and a lot of movies just have a
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like a faster pace these days and maybe though drop a couple of lines of
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exposition like oh man I can't believe spent like another day scavenging in the
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Star Destroyer didn't like something like that but this is high so much
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better like you can like it's nice and slow it the the sled is whimsy but it
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also just makes sense why like she you know that she's been doing this long
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time she collects a bunch of stuff she puts on the sled she slides down the
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thing and she carries at home on your speeder right and it was slow paced but
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it was still enjoyable to watch and I felt like it was slow paced and you've
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got a lot out of it like you really got her isolation and I didn't I thought
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that was really i thought it was really interesting but like you said it was a
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slow-paced thing but it was super enjoyable to watch i loved it i don't
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think she was in line
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she was in line to sell the parts
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to do this i love the shot of her and the she's cleaning off the parts
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she's collected and she looks up and across the table from her is a weathered
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old 1i and it like not just no one but like a woman is clearly being like
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beaten down by the sands and the environment that they're living in and
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it's very big shot but you it is registered with her and with us that
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like okay this is right this is it this is my future
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this is me if I don't get something going yeah right and the other the other
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shot that to me was it's just cinema it there's no dialogue but when she tries
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on the helmet the she finds like a rebel so great a rebel x-wing pilot helmet and
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she tries it on it tells you exactly what you think she's dreaming of getting
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off the planet right and she's eating food all happy
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yeah she's not start telling that food at disney any player felt anything at
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a new building in one of the parks just to sell Star Wars stuff and they're
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going to tell this little gruel packet i know it and kids are gonna go nuts one
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quarter one quarter portion yeah but i liked it that she was like she had a
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smile on her face like okay I was the day well done I've got something to eat
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i'm sitting here eating my thing I've got my helmet feeling it you know I'm
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well here's because it wasn't like uh and it wasn't like it you know like an
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Oliver Twist kind of thing was I could have got everything is awful and I'm the
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worst it was right now make my way it's money that way so that i found her so
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much more likable than Luke in the first movie where Luke is is so
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you know like and he's like on another season I was me like why is this
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happening to me like i have these big dreams but i'm not really gonna do
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anything about them i'm just gonna whine about my circumstance yeah and I didn't
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you know what I didn't get like a contentedness from ray I got a hey I'm
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putting up with this but I'm gonna do something like oh yeah don't get me
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wrong i don't care i mean i don't you just took joy in small moment like right
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better like I'm gonna be happy helmet on
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pusha love i just love the idea of what and you don't want nobody talks about is
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the sushi marks off I one day at a time on that wall right and there's a lot of
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them are a lot of my oh that America's gonna yeah yeah yeah clearly her
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backstory is it's a total JJ Abrams is a mystery box yeah mystery box and
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including the fact that we don't hear her last name
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she's Luke's daughter that she's raised Skywalker and yeah I don't believe that
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and she was left there for whatever mysterious reasons I don't know it's
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there's gotta be some reason we don't know her last name or any other
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speculation the other guests you know and going along typical star wars lines
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where everybody ends up being somebody's brother or sister would be that she's a
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common layers daughter but that that to me doesn't seem plausible just because
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of the way that Hans interaction with her it there's it doesn't even if
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there's even a chance of that is she's Kenobi's granddaughter is it we know
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that no we don't have help for their and that's what I choose to assert right now
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eh she's got the accent be here Kenobi speaking to her in a flashback sequence
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see a panic and can't be when at it originally which is kind of what set the
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whole thing off
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um and I don't know what the other one is an amazing i'd i'd have you purchased
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awesome i have read so she's got a huge obi-wan Kenobi fan like he's my guy so
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I'm going with her bandit or maybe she could be like is nice or something but
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she you know maybe she's named Ray Kenobi no no so-so my I mean my thing is
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like you know what if you look like you and rigor and all of your buddies on the
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jetty order to get wiped out and you're stuck on tatooine with nothing to do for
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I don't here's a complaint i have with the movie one of my complaints is that
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they don't introduce any memorable vehicles that are new that it's just
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they've painted the TIE fighters black they not they have created a new to see
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what is it like the Special Forces TIE fighter yeah that was a plot contrivance
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Destroyers all the videos know why wings
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nothing it was just excellent I fighters that's exactly where i'm going with the
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want the race Peter toy I liked it was kinda shitty it's just a big box with no
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guess it makes sense right it's like what she's not gonna be make going
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around with it like a dope ride wherever it's saying this thing moves and they're
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bad silurian it's totally utilitarian well i guess here I think it looks cool
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like in theory she could there could be some some salvageable stuff in that Star
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might take it is that this scavenging has been going on for so long that
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there's very little left yet seem to get like she's climbing way up to get like a
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little tiny part that you know she takes right
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before she was born it is kind of my fake take on it right it's a rough life
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yeah it's not just scavenging it's like it like picking it . it is little scraps
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of meat off the bones at this point
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alright so the other new major character is Finn what do you guys think about
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Finn I love him I liked it a lot
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yeah Peter he's like a you know when it's it he's like a good guy and like
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he's finding himself throughout the movie like I think it's fun
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he's got a good heart and he has bad luck
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I like that he's kind of the bumbler you know what I mean maybe you're the badass
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and he's kind of the bubbler you're like that I like that well and I think it
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compares well in in in the first scene where we really get to see him at mean
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we obviously there's that the bat the opening battle where he for whatever
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reason you know has broken through the indoctrination of the stormtroopers and
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and has serious moral qualms hated that though because storm troopers don't
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bleed and I realized like this the the use of that you know that he did it
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marks him and it shows that he's affected but stormtroopers have never
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bled I thought it was weird i agree it was weird it definitely broke the
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expectations of the Star Wars movies and but if
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think the fact that we saw a strong trooper bleeding humanize them right and
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I which allowed us to then let go ahead and I am I didn't he was like holy crap
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we're killing people here for no reason we're just mad yeah but like just the
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mere fact that a stormtrooper at also a that's what should we didn't have it
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live on
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yeah like and it does make sense not to make sense just keep rolling
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Thank start thinking keep rolling okay he's a human and now we're expressing
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his human and he kinda has a bond with this guy and that's it like just I
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vividly better shorter keep in my childhood what you know when the movies
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were new and I was a little kid that one of the recurring arguments that me and
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my friends would have heard or a debate i guess was exactly what what are the
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stormtroopers are the people are they clones are you know because they
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mentioned the Clone Wars you know is that they cloned and I remember a lot of
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my friends thought we people because they switch you know they han and luke
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take their outfit
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yeah but i'd ever people who I remember I had friends who argued that they were
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droids they must have been like robots and they even the ones that are stupid
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and that they you know that that I agree that was stupid that was in my argument
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but it was enough of a mystery that there at least some kids would argue
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that they were droids in that han and luke had like hollowed-out this you know
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taking all the robot can tell what had taken a lot of time I agree it's stupid
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it wasn't my argument I'm subcase stupid way harsh third childhood friends a no
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but I've always seen them is is I don't want to throw him under the bus but my
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childhood friend I just named david knew more thought that they were destroyed
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ok David I'm sorry man that I don't didn't mean to call you stupid you made
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a case for it though I bet he did as a ten-year-old alright i know i love i
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love this scene i really love the scene were we're we're po and Finn first meet
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I it to me and ended where JJ Abrams really just nailed it
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we're pole Dameron is clearly like a a right out of you know mythology
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he's the hero zero he's brave he's never afraid that your job that could make
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like a granite block like no yeah that's and even the jacket i felt like how he's
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in Indiana Jones yeah and like a typical you know like when james bond gets
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captured he's never liked worried you know that he's not going he just figures
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I'm something's gonna happen i'm gonna get out of yeah and II think it's like
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your thing where he's with the script ahead and yeah I got that confidence and
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a fin is a perfect foil because Finn is like literally in like a flop sweat I
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mean he is like in like he's having like the crisis of his life he knows that
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captain phasma is on to him you know he's supposed to go down to what did she
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say I want your weapon inspected they're going to figure out in everything she
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says report to Division I don't know what that means but it's like at can it
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doesn't sound good
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okay and there's that line where he's like why are you doing this so you part
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of the resistance any and Finn is like it's just the right thing to do because
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you need a pilot because yeah I need a pilot and it's funny and that really did
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that moment in the movie watching it really struck me that for all of the the
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book length criticism you can have of the prequel trilogy trilogy and what's
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wrong with it that the dialogue is stilted in the characters are lame and
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it's the pot is all this political stuff and you don't even know who the bad guys
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are because it seems like both sides are really working for the Emperor so
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there's no bag and and you go on and on and on and and talk about the effects
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and and how everything was green screen but it really hit me when with that joke
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of yeah I need a pilot that you know what one of those huge huge gaping flaws
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in the prequel trilogy is there's nothing funny in them at all and a Star
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Wars movie should be funny
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yes yeah you need to get the funny action beats like it's right but like i
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said earlier it's all corny funny but it's like intoxicated right now it's in
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a good way and that's why I like i said earlier like you got the feeling that
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the people who made this movie really loved Star Wars
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and I feel like they hit so many of the jokes in the right way like the the joke
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about you know when they're running toward the ship and he's like what about
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that one and she's like no that one's garbage and then you know then they have
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to go to that one and it's the Millennium Falcon that's such a great
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job they get such a star wars like it just hits the perfect tone of the end
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the main theme kicks in like they did the camera turns to show the Millennium
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fucking it does like dad then get the thing that's so exciting
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yeah oh yeah our now we're playing for really such a perfect star wars joke
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totally corny but yet you laugh anything without slicing with the PO and Finn is
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amazing because it immediately establishes a friends character who
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actually doesn't even have a name yet but it is establish him as like I a
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guide that knows what the good thing say is like he knows what the right thing to
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do and say is but he's actually just really out for himself
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I like I'm letting you go because that's what I think to do
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oh you need a pilot at yeah I need finally like this like he knows what the
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thing to say is and then he's just he can't he can't hold it together like you
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can't lie very well you know so and that comes up again and again the movie
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yeah and so it one of the parallels I think and it's not an exact parallel but
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clearly Finn is in a certain way he's he is the Han Solo of this movie where he's
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the character who's really just looking out for his own interest
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yeah yes well and willing i will be his way through everything
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yeah we're han was sort of as soon as you met me was good
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drizzle and competent a thin is competent to some ways but definitely
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not not world-wise like hand was right right because he's been a program
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stormtrooper this whole time so yeah I think it's amazing that he has as much
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thought as he doesn't get his things happen if anything it's kind of
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impressive that he's not more than an asshole i'm not to take out of the
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moment but um did we tell her son
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we're doing this and is it weird that he hasn't wondered where we are i think i
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just thought of that and he doesn't know where we are and he's not concerned I
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don't figure it out okay it like he just got new video games for Christmas and I
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haven't seen him upright in the days one of the one of the things that in the
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first Star Wars movie is it hon
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in Luke you really don't see them together much there on the Millennium
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Falcon then obi-wan is telling them you know about the force and highways assume
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disqus hon can't really stand him and huh
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everything I've been all around the galaxy I've never seen anything that
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makes me believe in an all-powerful force controls my destiny and then
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they're on the Death Star and its really really you know the only real seem to
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have together is that scene where they decide to go rescue Princess Leia and
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Luke it's like you know she's rich you know you know they'll be a big reward
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more than you can imagine i don't know i can imagine quite a bit
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well they should do we have the end up in government compactor
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yeah but it's mostly action head-butted somehow got together for that much I
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mean it's obviously more than poen dinner together but it's not that much
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but then somehow but the way that it works though is that when Empire strike
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strikes back starts and luke says in on his communicator han old buddy and when
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you know Lucas to come back and haunt is like that's my friend out there you know
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I'm gonna you know yeah you know what it is it's when can we get shut down
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yeah and it was standing right there and they see it happen and that think that's
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the moment where it's like there's something about the interaction between
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Finn and po that to me even though it's really minimal in this movie that's just
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that one scene where they escaped together and then
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when they're reunited and he's like hey that's my jacket I but somehow like if
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the next movie starts and it's it acted it'll just feel like poem Finn are like
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best buddies and comrades with ya with the camaraderie like that's one of those
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things that that JJ Abrams really nailed yeah well that I I i mean i don't know
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but i would bet a huge amount of money that the next movie is not gonna start
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back on that planet with me and Luke staring at each other
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no no definitely I think it's sort of like it's a good tradition in Star Wars
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movies that something happened in between the movies you have to do what
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the school going to be scrolls can be like episode 8
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yeah it really does so yeah we saw we talked to everybody talked about in that
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hole is way he's man candy you can like flight excellent pretty great
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he's got to have a bigger role in the next movie right yeah he said he's sort
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of like gonna take the place of Han Solo i think in terms of I really like him
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just because i have some like a guy said square jaw like he's gotta be yeah he
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was awesome he's like almost to us and it's just ridiculous yeah so we left
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with color and you want to talk about Keller well i was gonna I was gonna go
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no not that one that one's garbage and they take off in the Millennium Falcon
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and then it was so exciting but then here come on and chewy and it's the
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know what other people do with spoilers i came in i didn't know Han and Chewie
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were in the movie because i did watch the first
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a trailer where there's Jimmy were home when they knew they were going to come
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through that door right like II yeah I kind of did you can see the framing and
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yeah and I and I thought it was pretty I thought it was telling that when they
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they thought maybe it was the first order that had boarded them but it they
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didn't clearly show the ship that had taken the Millennium Falcon and so since
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they didn't show it i thought you know this must be well who's going to getting
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a kid this is weird
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yeah clearly wasn't it started somewhere so when it was hot and chewy I wasn't
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surprised and it felt like the movie has gone on long enough without him but what
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about I have to say I really it but more than Han Solo getting killed in the
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the first time i saw it was the idea that that Hans backstory for this movie
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amount of time maybe most of the 30 years or at least a lot of it i think
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they could never be together
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well because they can't they can't stand each other i mean they obviously love
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each other but i just think that you know one of those not meant to be like
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they're not going to like it had screwed something up but yeah I think even if
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even if the son hadn't gotten bad hands could write but even more than being
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separated from Leia even way more actually I was bothered by the idea that
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he and Chewie had lost the Millennium Falcon
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mm I just feel like all right maybe he loses his family you know
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alright that happens that mean that can happen to a guy but there's no way
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there's no way that Han Solo is gonna lose the money so we're gonna get
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divorced but you're gonna hold onto that accurate and you'll be perfectly bad
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the Millennium Falcon there and that maybe they explained it maybe they
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wouldn't but that it was part of the plan and that's why they picked it up
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because they like left behind the idea that they've gone and she we haven't had
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the falcon for some number of years really bothered me hold on to anything I
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he's not a good person
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I mean it's good person but he's he's not really good at life like he's always
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fly by the seat of his pants right yeah sure um I look like so much of this
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movie at it is it's a matter of movie in so many ways
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um I'm actually not having been on the Falcon and 30 years is because we
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haven't been on the fucking 30 years that's it the reason r2d2 is asleep the
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entire time until after we blow up the Death Star is because r2d2 is the heart
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and soul of the the movies and after we've done the entire first movie again
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by blowing up the Death Star rather than like a medal ceremony we get to see r2d2
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reboot magically out of that of the ether for no good reason
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oh yeah that's something that John and I spent a lot of time talking about like
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what makes him wake up it's a narrative well ok it's a narrative contract it's
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like r2d2 is the heart of Star Wars and he wakes up
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I like we have two groups two hours are talking about it you're like who cares
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well I think he's right now i think that i think i'd be really ready like I'm not
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it's like whenever I'd like an in-universe excuse i'm sure we can
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I'm sure it's like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction you know what I mean like
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they're not support this man time dwelling on it don't doesn't matter
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I've seen we've seen a Star Wars movie including with the destruction of a
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dexter if you'll be kindled use the movie titled The Force awakens what
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happens for submerged r2d2 awakens and literally tells you see I think it's
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like humans where you go in with Luke
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look like yeah but I actually think that Luke wake forest didn't him a like
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turned mine in some way I think Luke was like hey you chill out
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july send you a signal and then you have to a signal and you come to life
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yeah yeah that way i use the word doodle for that but yeah so I'd i thinkI in
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university I think in terms of writing the script is like who cares it's like
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2d to represent something to us and if the fact that we have the new droid bb-8
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bumper man like want to resurrect him is again meta commentary on like right
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you're right we have to you know we're trying to reboot these old movies were
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trying to get the bag at the whole thing about inheritance and how even just a
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scavenger stuff like that the new people are scavenging parts from the old you
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know from the old vampire or from the old series and they're they're reusing
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them like all of this is you it's alright as well for us to say oh my gosh
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look at that you know look at the old ship or i agree with you i think that
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the whole world just another commentary like did that the movie actually Carol
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exactly oh that's interesting exactly like the whole thing like it works
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unlike a lot of different levels not that I'm saying like this movie is high
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art or anything but I don't get crazy but but it's I think it would be I think
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it's silly to think of it in terms of like women already made this movie so
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ok thank you now can we think about why maybe they made these choices and I
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think that the reason they made these choices is you know it's a modern myth
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and retelling a myth is part of being a myth and I'm is certainly
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mountains of scavenging the r2d2 thing like they're acknowledging what has come
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before is a large part of what this movie is about like an intentional
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here's what I've upon thinking about it after like might set my from initial
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reaction was that it really bothered me that they decided that on it lost the
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Falcon at some point we lost the Falcon that's the thing we write and I green
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III and that works for me but the other thing too is I also really like the idea
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at once it's settled in that rock bottom for Han Solo he still had to bacha like
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like so like the fact that he'd lost the Falcon just showed just how far he's
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fallen and it lends some weight to like your general that Han Solo general solo
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and he says I used to be
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ah I i like it i actually I did it bothered me at first but I unless that
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like it works for work for han Solo and it works for housing for it too
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and the other thing too that really struck me about this movie is it's by
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far and I've always been a fan of Chewbacca and I've always thought that
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Chewbacca is an underrated special effect because to me he's he is the most
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credible unbelievable alien creature in any movie ever made
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Yankee and you just never doubt in and and so many of the effects in the
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original Star Wars they're good but you did they kind of hold up only with
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nostalgia whereas Chewbacca he really he does not look like a man in a suit he
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looks like a Wookiee yeah and I don't know what they did you know like the
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ones that magazine where kids that would have all the fan goriya fangoria fair
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and hasn't and now they're remember finger it
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yeah but like the just the effects that they did to make his mouth not look like
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a human mouth and everything he's always been a super credible alien I loved it
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but this movie to me is by far and away the best Chewbacca movie ever
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it's it he on his own he kinda steal the show and and in terms of just
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emphasizing what an incredible friendship in Han Solo have
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really because I think okay I'm not dwelling on it but I think he got over
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it pretty quickly
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I mean Han Solo got and I think one of the second things I turn to you and said
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after Han Solo dad was oh my god poor chewy after i said why couldn't it have
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been chewy but they did they did a disservice to that I felt like he just
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wasn't the same as you did you learning with that nurse come on it's all died
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no no no that was before I don't like seeing the movie once
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ok that's good that that was before and what yeah that was that was kind of
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adorable
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I'm and adorable everyone was adorable but yeah brother and I feel like I've I
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also knows i feel so she's well he shoots a family member
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right right like very not like that you back we've ever seen
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I he may strangle ando Lando got Han Solo frozen in carbonite and sold to the
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Empire and he talked about and Sonny didn't kill a month site you know shot
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son who han was willing to die to dry rescue and she was like screw you you
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kill Han Solo on shooting it
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yeah yeah friend he got a pretty good do and they spend a lot of time in that
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movie establishing did like that thing hurts right now they did they were like
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hey can I try that and he shot in like two stormtroopers just blow up he didn't
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even hit them and they just blow up they spend a lot of time establishing that
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that thing is the that's that's gonna sting I feel like you guys take this
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like a lot more seriously than i do and you have like some I don't know you have
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them super LA I would have just so but I mean you're actually are broken like you
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now I was telling you and I just was like oh man i texted john right after my
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cancer i think it made me sad
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dr. but not so I know like it really got to me but let's talk about like because
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Jonas got one for christmas let's talk about kylo Ren's lightsaber like why
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does it have like a stick at the bottom that you can cut yourself open with like
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it's got the cross the thing and Jonas still insists that console died
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the crossing like console is not going out with the crossing like he got the
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big and oh I take out on follow with across the end because you know it's
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like a chrono that was pointed right as shit right right
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it's so obvious I'm it's going right to him you dig it but whatever stupid
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kitties are hopeful lovely kid that I'm is my wish i wish i wish i was that
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hopeful that asshole would come back but he's he was so sure and I was just like
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no and stop and then him saying it was getting me more upset here like he I'm
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more emotionally affected by this menu and Jonas was just like it's fine mama
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fine i was that you don't understand i love God's overall I cannot be your
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mother right now and you together with SE los i'm seriously on the way home he
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was like he's fine i was like get out of my face
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get out of my face like it can take it was it was a real ugly scene he didn't
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like it isn't this breaks families apart but why does something have that like
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it's like a half a Darth Maul like at the bottom and it like John and I were
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saying it just seems like you're going to stab yourself his lightsaber makes no
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my take on it is that the production designers wanted to make an original
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light so they could tell didn't like the darth maul's where they had the
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double-sided but what does which is better than dog model this is weak but
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he had he wielded his like like raise stick like in the middle yeah world and
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stuff like this but this one just has one like I imagined kylo Ren has a whole
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bunch of robes that have like cuts in them because i'll shoot i cut myself
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with my lightsaber because he's not that good at it
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well he does use one of the ages to hurt at finn right
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it just doesn't seem I good practical design is exactly impractical we bought
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one from things working it so that it worked out
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these are the kinds of things that kept me up about this movie is so much about
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this movie that we have any minute Jess didn't play at all
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alright well let's talk about Leia I cried a little when I saw her to got a
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very related how great that scene where on Claire realize my favorite scene in
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the whole thing we're hot and layer are reunited and like it's such a good star
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wars joke and then c-3po pops up and he's like to see column does he call him
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captain solo and then he says and perhaps you don't recognize me because
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of my red it's so funny
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it's so perfect it is I c-3po did not recognize me because of my red arm and
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soul of course recognizes him because he hates them he looks started one of the
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best things about how soldiers that he hasn't just murdered you do . like that
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is the defining character and characteristics between two vodka and
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Han Solo I can't believe he's allowed to live i love c-3po i do i love him he's
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such a fussy little annoying
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there's a bunch of weird stuff have about the droid bb-8 it pierced nose
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capilla actually why wouldn't because they all hang out of the resistance base
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when they're out now on mission fire and yet he uncovers r2d2 and Rubio has to
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explain to bb-8 that r2 d2's asleep say get bb-8 wouldn't know that because he
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has been hanging out for like 20 years now so every time he pokes and nothing
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well you know what i do i kind of like that boys giving other choice exposition
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exposition doesn't count as like I
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clunky dialogue i guess i don't like why is he telling him this like this this
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little droid shoulda known that like for a long time but because we don't know it
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and we don't have any words coming out of pdx mouth we can we find you know
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like we can just accept it
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here's a scene I did not I'd really didn't care for I did not care for the
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scene on Han and Chewie these new freighter where they have these three
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captured animals and and 22 different pirate crews somehow easily break and
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ship like it i thought it was exactly like what he said like I'm gonna talk my
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way out of this just like I do everything like that was a fun little
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like you care you can add that God
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well I I didn't dislike it it's not like I thought that they should take it out
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but it could cut that nothing would change
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yeah it doesn't really do it doesn't really do anything but I just liked
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being Han Solo like being han Solo
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here's my take on it is that this movie is a beat for beat along with a star
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wars and in Star Wars about mid script they so they get on a ship that is
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called garbage and they get picked up by basically basically like it
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the garbage scow and then they end up fighting tentacle monster all of which
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is like can to fund the government shoot getting into the trash compactor and
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fighting the tentacle monster in Star Wars and so I think b2b they need debt
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they wanted some kind of technical monster at this point in the script and
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but it also established like a trust for Ray and you make gave ray a chance to be
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a badass and like look I love the relationship between han Solo and Ray we
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like so obviously respect her but he's not the kind of person to just say like
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well I think you're great like i don't know i thought i thought it i think it
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had so I think it has some purpose but i don't think that
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a giant cgi technical balls was this necessarily the best way to ya that you
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know like to read it was a bit much
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it was a very JM seemed to me and you also felt a lot more like his Star Trek
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stuff you know like in the one star trek movie where there was the monster
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chasing Kirk on the ice planet it it just felt like that rather than feeling
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like star wars because to me a lot of what makes star wars star wars a lot of
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the way a lot of the time is that the action scenes are sort of allowed to
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breathe and are not like diced up in the editing room as quick quick quick quick
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quick shots
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it's more like the action plays out in the frame and that that scene was to me
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more like a like any current decade science fiction alien movie yet felt a
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bit more modern than I maybe then it wanted to and fin getting dragged away
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and not eaten again that was weird it's weird like why like I don't like that i
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don't understand the motivation the creatures not that I need to necessarily
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understand them but right there like how can there be some guys there like eating
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some guys and like not gonna drag him around for 10 minutes and like you knew
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he wasn't in danger
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look I knew he wasn't going to tell ya now there was one moment I think I maybe
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you even said this to me guy when we were chatting about the movie but that
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there is a wen Han shoved the one bad guy into the aliens mouth
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yeah it was sort of a to me the-the-the-the nod was to the Han shot
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first are get it was sort of and to me maybe not sure if that was me but it
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yeah it was sort of a only fu they gave to George Lucas you know that the whole
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thing to me was pretty respectful of lucas and the prequels and I think it I
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think Amy had hinted at this earlier but to me it was actually to me a very
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kindness that they did the George Lucas that they made kylo Ren so clearly like
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anakin the not the Anakin that I wanted
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Anakin to be but the Anakin that George Lucas wrote in the prequels I it you
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know and then it works yet a difference of Fame they did a better Anakin right
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and Han shoving the guy had the aliens mouth just killing the guy to me was
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like hey Han Solo's the guy whose jobs guys into aliens and doesn't doesn't
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worry about he doesn't wait for them to shoot first
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yeah that guy's just standing there any punches him in the face and then and
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then he takes a step back is like oh wait i can use this guy for something
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more than grabbing the toes into the mouth of it
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did alien I totally needlessly but i do I i do think that kind of establish this
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yeah and standing in the sense but like right he's literally a couple seems
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random anything alcon there will be one gave you know as I call the speech where
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rest of the trilogy and Han is giving the speech and he does a better job of
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it i mean you know Alec Guinness was great but it's like when Han says you
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yeah well housing for it has the the benefit of knowing the cultural wait
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what he's saying was out dennis is like I going to do another movie about the
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it was pretty great well so there's the speech on the Falcon and i love it and
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it really works and it adds gravity and then just jump back ahead to where he
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dies at the end he dies at the hands of the darth vader character and its
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witnessed by the the new heroes who are younger and she's not just witnessed
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they are incapable of interfering right intervening Act are helpless right there
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helpless all they can do is watch and you know it hits home for the audience
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killed by a lightsaber in that movie and I'd this is another one of those things
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anybody gets hit with a lightsaber do they just disappear and it wasn't until
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Empire Strikes Back and you got to see Vader cut Luke's hand off that you know
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the no it's just the thing that I just thought that was the Jedi thing because
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we see even a new hope the jerk at the Barbizon travel yeah the only other guy
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who gets killed by lightsabers the guy at the cantina and he didn't die but he
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gets you know well i think you know I think he died
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yeah but you can definitely lost a lot of blood we know it did more snow
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already but i did he had a very bad day
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this is the thing though that I remember thinking and I've always thought but
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even as a little kid I really wasn't that happy with the way that will be one
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went down and I realize what Lucas was going for that he was sacrificing
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himself knowing that by doing this you know that they did luke and the others
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could escape on the Falcon and that it was supposed to be some kind of symbolic
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like zen-like state that he had reached that he was you know he's gonna reach
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like some kind of higher plane of existence about loves em like smile on
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its face it bothered me though I was like why not fight white maybe you could
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beat this Darth Vader why did that's the thing know it bothered me
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that he had it but at the end of Jedi that's exactly what how Luke wins now i
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agree but I wanted me to defeat Vader and then just like okay look at I'm done
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you have to kill me
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you're gonna kill me whereas hon sacrifice here and letting letting this
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guy letting kylo Ren killing me was that it was way more believable than then
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yeah but i really do think it's satisfying i just i found nothing
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satisfying about it
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well okay okay we're not gonna let let's not so all be warned i was surprised to
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it didn't make a lot of sense didn't register to me over the years have come
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to kind of maybe even rationalize it
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framework that I see things in and like I think of that kind of makes sense the
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way I'm Soledad I think he's gonna die right at some point right right but it
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back and oh my god this movie is fantastic and then oh my god they just
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killed like a childhood hero like with obi-wan I was not as invested you know I
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was a young kid yeah just I wasn't as invested and I just and as a young kid I
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was like wow he's always gonna die anyway I'm they did they didn't kill Han
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Han died making a choice right like he knew Jesus you can see the look on his
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face before he like he's hiding me and that column also by the way
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keller and not very good at using the force because what the hell like let me
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see what you expected that what I feel and realizing this guy together behind
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like come on like you an idiot anyway the girl never heard of the force he
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seems alright hold on to hold that thought let's come back to let me just
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what about the fact that hot and what about the fact that han and Leia well
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we're going to talk about the late superfight but here's a question what
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about the fact that han and Leia don't kiss is that like that's a realistic /
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portrayal of La they don't you know what they don't say we got divorced I love
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yeah because you don't want a deep affection but they're not know they love
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each other
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it's fine it did they don't it's it's at you know you don't need to say it at
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that . like it's not a haven't seen each other for a long time a seventh son is
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that primary concern and so even able it's like I didn't want to get to be a
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part I didn't want them to have broken up but I believed it like Amy said like
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I just I do kind of believe that could work there just to halt at all and
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they're both too used to being in charge
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yeah i mean one who doesn't want to be and Sola who doesn't want to be
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principally I spent my whole life
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sure yeah i mean i wanted to be Princess Leia I wanted to be a combination of
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Princess Leia Rizzo from grease and pinky Tuscadero from happy
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hey this is so dating me yeah you know what you know for a coffee
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he didn't pretty good i really really wanted to be here
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alright so here's what we've been a hot you know
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come on Hans gonna screw it up and introduce I i believe in actually and I
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I thought that was gonna screw it up and you know what she's not gonna take it
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like that exactly she's not gonna be like well let on behind she's gonna say
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screw you
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about right I feel like if they would have like you know like I feel like he
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missed her way more than she missed him i plied i agree with that
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definitely yeah and I said well that's when he keeps running right right she's
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not scared to get off that troop transport and say hi to him and he's
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like get ok that it doesn't like it when I get hey it doesn't want to see me
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yeah he's like yeah he goes to see your mom's kannada to get the droid back to
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the resistance because he's scared of facing Leia well alright here's the
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here's the last two things I want to talk about I want to talk about maz
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kanata's what's-her-name to knock out Mama's I'll just call her mom want to
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talk about that and maybe going out there and then I want to talk about the
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lightsaber fight at the end and with don't care which order which way it will
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go in chronological order so we'll talk about mods first I felt like that was
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probably the worst scene of the movie is that it just felt I the potential was
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there and I like the ID the whole idea of it but it just didn't it just didn't
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seem right
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I'm not sure why she's ej character well yeah I found her very distracting i
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found that character distracting because she just looked out of place she looked
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like one of the characters from the prequels like yeah right right and she's
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an amazing actress I think maybe they're trying to go for the yoga thing but it
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was like yeah yes she was trying to give like a Yoda vibe and i have met
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actresses like tall and slender like it's very didn't have co2 they can ya
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you know it's like it in the now that I'm not afraid of spoilers looking into
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it that whole scene was rewritten and that the the actress who played how to
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come in and rerecord all over lines that like her way it was originally written
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was different like to the point where at one point she says you know I'm no Jedi
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but I know I I know the force and that apparently in earlier drafts that was
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more clear that she had the force in that
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I actually just ordered the book Renee was on this show the previous episode to
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this and Renee told me about this book the the making of star wars the force
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awakens so i ordered the book but one of the things in the book it you know has
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all these effects shots and stuff like that including some that aren't being
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over cut from the movie but apparently one of the scenes that was cut was in
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the Battle that breaks out you know after the show on her planet when the
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tie fighters are busting up her bar and everything
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there's like a part of the building is going to topple and might hit fin or
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something like that and she uses the Force to like keep the blocks from
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hitting him huh made more sense because what she just did like a Jedi groupie
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like why does she know so much about it and it would make more sense
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well I'm okay with her just being a scholar of the force sensitive i guess
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like having all the weird for streams and like being in tune with that kind of
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want them part of it with the other thing I've read when i looked up who max
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max von sydow his character is this lor san tekka at least I mean who knows
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because the it's max and sedo like safety just be named that character well
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in his character is apparently according to the wikipedia is a he's like a but a
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priest in the church of the force or something like that and so they're not
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Jedi but they're like it's like another sect of good guys who use the Force and
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they are bad guys who use the dark side of the force and the just I've gotten
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from this is that in this you know they're there broadening the view the
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galaxy and the force to the point where it's you know
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yes there are Jedi and their sixth or there were at least maybe the third dead
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but that they're not the only two groups that
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but that they're not the only two groups that
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use the Force I don't know but it seemed to me like this
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Maz was clearly supposed to be somehow you know and that's how she got the
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lightsaber that she's you know she's got the force in some way but it just the
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way that it came out on screen just felt like blah right there is no explanation
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yeah definitely didn't really them and I did love that flashback scene there
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flash back forward sideways whatever the hell that was like that the force dream
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that David she three first touches it right yeah yeah I feel like there's a
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lot of secrets in there like there's a yeah there's somebody there is i guess
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i'll put a link to and show notes but I was probably more but somebody I god
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bless them but I I you know somebody like obviously was videotaping the whole
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thing on their iPhone and posted a whole bunch of pictures to read it or
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somewhere but there's a whole bunch of stuff in there including the fact that
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it's you know at one point when you hear her name called out its obi-wan Kenobi
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Kenobi call yeah yeah yeah that's it
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that being said to move so everyone can know because that Ray and it's actually
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Alec Guinness voice right did youdid you john told me this story but if you try
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to remember where you heard it at like a so JJ Abrams was that some kind of oh
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yeah it was JJ yeah okay so it was again in public so yeah again it was on page
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and like a screenwriter guild event for the force awakens and JJ said that they
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they brought in
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what's that was the young obi-wan what's-his-name room where the most
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recent one is the guy did finally a one-word you and mcgregor doing McGregor
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well whatever the date so the guy did it for the cloning was recorded it all
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yes so the guy had income was quick he gradually got replaced and it's like
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anyway they got you in mcgregor and so they were going to throw out the clone
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war guys thing and using the Gregor's and then some of the sound guys found an
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old clip of Alec Guinness where he said forget what the trade was afraid right
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he was saying the word grade and they you know I don't even think from Star
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word afraid and clipped it and that just the the rape part of the word afraid it
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to say ray they mix it well yeah so they make yet you and measures just sort of
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get like 10 right no well it could get into that a bit they had friends come in
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to do the unit beginning what was the yoda bit at the like right when she
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starts tripping balls he says something about and she hears your to say
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something but like oh it binds us
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it surrounds us all right like that kind of like forced like the beginning of the
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for speech that she added the yarder gives so here's a question Empire do you
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think that the like in the next movie now that would Luke is back
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do you think Luke can still communicate with obi-wan and Yoda or is there like a
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like a time limit you know like like after your age I even if you know the
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trick that those guys know where you can still communicate with other Jedi after
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is there like you know as the years go on it gets weaker and weaker you know
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like a battery running out or something where I think we were most likely to
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find Luke broken
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I think he's a terrible alcoholic yeah i do I think and it's not alcohol it's
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like just a like he's a meditation how that could could you with you there's
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like a lot and yoga whatever he does he had he not
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yeah no I think he's broken i mean you can tell by that last scene worries
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well first of all he just run away and disengaged
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yeah it seemed like they could really use no way am I think it really is
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help yeah you think little bit and he's just not involved and I i think i think
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ray and him are going to rehabilitate each other in some kind of way he's
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gonna be the yoda yeah it's gonna be a DoD and that's going to give him I i I
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don't I don't know I kind of think that each one of these movies is gonna kill
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off on every old people have had hand go a later Luke is gonna be next and then
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his left will be the last one can Leia we can't go i don't think you can kill
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Luke oh you gotta kill Luke we can kill me the next movement kind of right now
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what about all right why don't you can you hand solo is here you can't kill and
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exactly party
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what about the fact that they they're only going to make three of these and I
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know there's there's these offshoot movies you know there's going to be a
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boba fett movie and ya gonna be able seven is also Jung Han Solo on land
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owned which i think sounds like a disaster i think i'd just do it like
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yeah I know I don't even get river phoenix to play
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I'm just saying you can't get him he's not and he's like it was totally his
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asian picking up the phone but what about the fact that they they're only
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going to make three there's episodes 789 they're only going to make three he was
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available but they decided like for the interest of drama and secrecy that Luke
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literally only appears in like 30 seconds the last 30 seconds of the film
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and doesn't have a line was it a wasted opportunity
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no no no they used them exactly what they wanted to use them i think
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I think they used him well he is the again getting back to the metal thing
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Luke Skywalker has been our hero in the mean effectively ended the three movies
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that matter like the original trilogy and this movie is about resetting
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everything and getting us back to to you know to every word to be finding what it
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is to be star wars fans that's why artoo wakes up and then we have like a five
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minute and then you MA and then we have Ray our new hero handing the baton
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little lick and I've said this before tea John but like literally it's a baton
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like it it's like you can't make it more obviously trying to hand the baton back
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to luke and I think that's just a visual storytelling very metaphorical I you
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know trying to bring back like it it's a it's passing the baton from they all go
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to the new girl but its flipped on its head kind of video no optimistic i think
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mark hamill just needs more acting lessons they were like just turn around
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at the end thats good didn't he got it
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yes Lee he works a lot he's just like a lot of voice work he's on TV
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yes the Joker in the enemy batman animated yeah week any in the video
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games but there's a good and he does a lot of voice I think okay sure thing I'm
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he's ugly i'm saying is about actor he's always been a bad actors
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well now you know what else bad actors of biz he's being I don't know a gross
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actor and I mean gross not in like disgusting but in like a cigarette bad
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he likes he is he / emphasizes like it'sit's very stage aqui kind of thing
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that he does like the Joker like the joker in batman the animated series
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anyway I don't think he needed line i think they used them exactly the way
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they want them to be used but using them this way means we'll never get to see on
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and Luke together again
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I know oh that's okay to me he know what I didn't like them together any not
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gonna get that I'm not wasting my time
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wait so let's go back and try to figure out when his last time we saw it
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together on and all right yeah and or they definitely knew our village right
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in the Ewok village
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how do you guys remember like all the planets like i confuse the Wookiee
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planet with that one
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Led Zeppelin album like I'm not sure she can get them confused all the time like
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what's your favorite led zeppelin album Cassie and he's like that's the Wookiee
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planet perfect i just really love the movie and I but I don't have like an
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encyclopedia like Jonas has encyclopedias of this stuff that was
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actually another one of my complaint so about mazza's the whole thing on Mars
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planet was that her planet that's what I don't remember it it's really uh it
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think it starts with an i and it look no Gina it looked too much like the planet
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where the resistance was headquartered you know it's just sort of like a yeah
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even for looking being within forests and rivers and stuff like that
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well I've always kind of made fun of stores for having like a one planet is
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all is one finds all desert and like one planet is a fantastic
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you gotta run edibles pretty quick even so like what I don't know these desert
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people move that is a smart kid yeah like the Wookiee planet is lush yeah
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cash man
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tena sure my favorite alright my definitely
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I what I do want you we touched on it before I want to talk about the
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lightsaber fight at the end of the movie yeah we're going to talk about the bags
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at some point too well yea yea or i thought the lightsaber fight was
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incredibly well done
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and you can quibble about the fact that you know well how would ray hold her own
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without any training you know but you know to me it's just she's super strong
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in the force and that cut and kylo Ren is not really that good so color and
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sucks at pretty much everything which any I feel your pain
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I really did life is bad and you know what like okay you know bad thing aside
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i hate the way i like he's not good enough to be Han and Leia son like he's
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just not good enough
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like how could they ever but it's like I guess it's like Han says you know
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there's too much Vader in him
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yeah you know where too much Anakin really yeah well there was often help
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either but there's too much Anakin it so a he got shot by Chewbacca ok uncle
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chewy shot him but good shit yeah because if you think about it though you
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have to think that when he was a kid you know until he went bad there's no way
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Chewbacca didn't change his diapers right and then yeah I totally called out
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shoot the guy what a moral dilemma for Chuy really tsubaki's things actually a
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t-shirt then take down taking you down you might even faster
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oh now their hands out of the picture boom yeah finally get to kill you
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I i really liked the lightsaber fight fight i thought that it was what what
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the lightsaber fights were supposed to be like which is like a good sword fight
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in a comfy movie I love both of them and I and not you know force powered people
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doing 40-foot triple Lindsay jumps in the air you know and and doing all this
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fantastic stuff isn't just a couple of people like chasing and type in tight
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quarters swing and lightsabers at each other
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yeah i like the idea that you can be trained and be competent with lifesaver
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but it was some random dude like Finn picks up a lightsaber and he's you know
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he's got some kind of he's a soldier is then we've seen the soldiers use the
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that crazy baton thing really random movie is you know he's not incompetent
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elected he can hold his own for a few minutes i locate i like the idea that
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maybe like the stormtroopers as part of their standard training are trained
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specifically just like anti Luke Skywalker like we don't even know where
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this Luke Skywalker is but if he comes back we wanted to have some training
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against a guy using a lighter well so I've got the the force awakens visual
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dictionary thing here and did you notice that the guy did as the baton like he
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drops his guard but he's holding shield the same time it's like basically right
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here and and he starts beating on him with his right ear baton kinda thing so
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yeah like that i am totally cool with the idea that like a stormtrooper broken
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have some kind of basic training and he's not he's actually not goody-good
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girl has been destroyed and like halloween is but he's definitely playing
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with it but that doesn't have any and everybody let her have it let her
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exactly you know that she's gonna kick ass any he manages to kick so here's the
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thing he hits a color and the shoulder and then that's it like to like the
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lightsaber goes flying after that like Alice what kind of piece of shit dude
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with the force gets hit by an old storm trooper with a lightsaber
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well he has been hit by uncle Chung Kuo Chui had taken a chunk it bleeding yeah
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but he's also arrogant yeah he's not good he is not he's just not he's he's
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not competent he's like not competent that's like and he knows he's not
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competent which is I think he had driving character like yeah that's it's
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alright yeah we got we got it and then you gotta wrap it up soon but you talk
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about something two hours
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well I don't we might have to cut some of the special guests but we got to talk
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about this
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supreme leader Snoke row this smoke that it didn't make any sense why did it look
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like call and that
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is another like CGI distracting thing that I thought didn't fit in with the
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whole movie that was that is my least favorite thing and it seemed like there
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was like is he a projection like is that what it like is a hologram and he's
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bigger than you and really he's like a little warm
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well we don't know how big is his and human size is he like yoda sighs or is
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he actually like nine feet tall or something
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I think it hurt somebody said that is normal size a but he's obviously being
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like an ilm think you could have been like night the way you're supposed to
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get out of it though is that like hologram technology has improved in the
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last 30 years such that he looks like he's actually in the room 40 feet tall
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in the first time we see him when he's talking to kylo Ren and general Hux or
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add Mohawks whatever his title is yea general and the way that it looks like
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he's there and I had a bad guy i thought oh my god are they trying to tell me
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that this guy is 40 feet tall because that's ridiculous and then when he
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disappeared it was like oh I get it it's just that hologram technology has gotten
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high def he's just on a big screen
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I don't like that guy I don't like the way it looks I don't know why you would
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make him
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cg star wars ii to me like he didn't look right I guess maybe I am influenced
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by the fact that he does look like Gollum but like it just it totally
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didn't fit just against I don't understand them at all
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they keep going back to him right it's not like they had like one scene it's
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like okay I can figure that keep moving pages cases keep trying over and over i
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don't even it's always it's always like a meeting like when you screwed
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everything up
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what do you think we should do everything I don't know you're
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incompetent boobs like blow off on the planet by get it don't find somebody
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better like even like John said his name isn't good it's like that's like your
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kids like teddy bear Snoke know like it's the worst and he's the Snoke
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family unit came leader Snoke stupid I really I and it left me thinking you
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know because i'm a moron so it left me thinking about a totally inconsequential
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plot point like I'm missing the movie because I'm like what's going on here
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but most of the other new names are good like Ray is a good name
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Finn is greatly i love rain is a good name Iran is a good name and the name
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was so first of all cut no color n his actual first name before he went bad is
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Ben oh alright then when Ray things get way too i forgot it here it's like
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everything's a little bit too close for that's a good moment though when wen Han
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Solo call kind of thing
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yeah that's yeah that was like you can hear it i rolled my eyes because it's
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the beginning of the end for your concern your IQ this screws movie hit
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you rolled your eyes because you were busy like pouring petrol intellectual
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coke bottle and like trying to light the fuse no i didnt brought that cyanide
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pill to this movie I was not know I didn't know fire but let's just stick
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with a firebomb what else we want to talk about before we run so the actual
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lights in magic plane array and important to me
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alright here's a question of rate everything the next movies does ray
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build her own lightsaber because that's what Jedi's doers she had to give you
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the Lincoln's she just uses and she loses it at the end of the second movie
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i think that i think she uses that I think everything and it's obviously
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spoke to her you know
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yeah i think so but I think she's gonna lose himself in movie and loses a white
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silver I think she wants i am i'm kind of surprised I didn't try to build one
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I thought you might have cut color and sand off I don't know what else we want
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to talk about what you do you think ray is going to have our own lightsaber
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anything she's going to continue to use look I think she's gonna lose it at the
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midpoint like she's gonna lose the next
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next episode as they gotta sell more lightsabers well be looking at is that
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know that yeah sure why not
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that's the cynical way of looking at that that's fine and maybe I just in
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terms of if we continue is kind of the mirroring aspect of always and she's
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gonna have to lose it right so let's talk about Carrie Fisher like how many
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fucks does she not give I love her press tours for that she gives zero fucks me
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she brings her janky little dog
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I have never wanted to have sex with Carrie Fisher more they wanna wavelength
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no not let yeah exactly like Kate you know young boy kind of thing like holy
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shit look at this like it woman and Carrie Fisher is just the best
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she's amazing she's really really good
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she seems we have fun yeah like she's having fun and she's just saying all the
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shit she's wanted to say just checked through its it and then you get those
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tweets about because it is true like she got judged on her looks and I think I
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thought she looked amazing
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if anything i can like Botox which only to me i noticed because they like Han
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quite yet yea even ideas already said yet like she's like got a lot of Botox
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carry Fisher she would have been like fuck you I'm not losing weight fuck
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you're not doing anyone haha i don't i just i just like I just I yeah I have a
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lot of NHL guess what she doesn't look 24 and yeah it's already expect you know
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what I feel like she feels and sounds and looks like old Princess Leia in a
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way through some shit but in a way that it in a way that Harrison Ford doesn't
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inhabit well what about in the in the goofy Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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unrecognizable
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that's like it doesn't feel like Mary
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at all it doesn't feel like like somehow there it just every everything from just
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the way she looks to the interaction that the two characters have does not
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feel like indian marion back together again it just feels Hollow and
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pantomimed yeah in a way that Leia feels like wow that's that's 30 years older
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Princess Leia yeah and she's in charge right right yeah kicking some ass and a
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solo still way over stretching himself
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alrighty still a little bit fuck up you know what i mean is always a fucking but
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yet it at this point is that he's everything look at that little better
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because he's old
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well yeah like that that means that the gangs which was telling my kids nobody
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else to screw over the galaxy like you you're done there's no died later on the
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other hand is kind of on the top of the game she's like no looks cool come i got
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my shit together and taking care of business and landing on the battleship
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that over yet to the transport right after battle like yeah she's better she
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makes a bit more sense to me then then hand us although i can't see hand being
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its kind of stubborn idiot that would still be getting himself into those kind
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of situations in his seventies right like a self-destructive streak
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yeah well how that will get any
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we're not going to talk about it you know what this felt so cathartic to get
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that's good okay his eyesight I can't talk about it on Twitter and like
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everybody's like Star Wars is so amazing and I just want to scream
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screw you the solar yeah give it a week something so will you will you go see
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the movie again I I feel like maybe i need another week but it's it's
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mellowing i texted my best friend like when it happened and I was like did you
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see it and thank God she said yes and I was like oh my god I'm inconsolably and
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she was like you know what you should do you should watch empire that will make
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you feel better if you were strikes back and she's like and just know that he
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really wanted out like he he's he's always wanted out and so like he's happy
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now and that helped help the little guy did you see it in 3d or did you did in
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all three times really icy highway I don't like 3d so I didn't I haven't seen
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it but I think the 3d for this was pretty good but i'm thinking your dark
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I'm not all that I've seen it twice i'm thinking maybe i will see it if i go see
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the third time
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well I will but I think maybe I should go see it in 3d
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while it's in theaters i will definitely do not do 3d like it huh yeah I'm gonna
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go try to see it today but yeah you should see it you know what I'd be
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interested to hear if you saw it in 2d because then i also i read that 3d is
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not bad like we've seen so many bad no no this is good then I've heard to that
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in 3d wasn't that different that it wasn't like I believe that because it's
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not a not overly top left me
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yeah there's maybe one shot that i think is a bit extreme and it there is like if
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started it so this is a shot of a starter store on the screen
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mmm like an establishing shot and in 3d it's like in-your-face like right up
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I don't know what it looks like in 2d but well maybe i'll try it will let the
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healing begin
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maybe I'm ready yeah it's oh yeah I Duplantis in 2d by you know you can I
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you gotta go see it in 3d windows and I guess the day and they did not phone
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this and I think it's a you know they did a good job
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alright and I and like you I'm not a 3d guy any final thoughts that you want to
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say before we wrap things up that I'm sorry I mean that Han Solo had to die i
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appreciate I appreciate your sympathy and here's a question you think
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Chewbacca is going to remain a major character or just he dropped down to be
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like a peripheral card no Chewbacca is gonna be the easy
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he's a test right now right oh yeah really even if she trains I think ray
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keep rain Chuy keep the Millennium Falcon Michael he's gonna have a special
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affinity for because he knew that hon had an affinity for yeah it's gonna be
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nice to see you don't that's too bad tree Cadillacs you in a sense the thing
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that occurred to me is that the the job offer that on offered her to come on you
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come on board the Millennium Falcon with chewy she ended up taking it you know
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towns just not there to how creative it though that she like turned it down at
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first I love her yeah she says well she's gotta get back to jakku and I'm do
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that loaded feels like why why people want to go back to the planet
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what is going on with you it you know what we didn't even talk about like my
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one of my favorite parts where she's like stop grabbing my hand but ya love
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ya I loved that part I thought that was so great
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yeah stop why are you grabbing my hand after like independent streak of
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Princess Leia but yet she's got like the mechanical skills that are usually
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reserved for men in these movies like a fantastic idea but JJ Abrams totally
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suckered me in with the the first scene where her and Finn meet in the market
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and the the guys who were told they steal that droid from her are attacking
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her and you cut the fin and you see it's like this is we're back in a moment Finn
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you can say he's out for himself but he's gonna help her right and then I was
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totally and I get it
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he doesn't know where from a dream it's just like a this girl's in trouble i'm
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gonna and instead it's I was totally suckered in as as JJ Abrams intended me
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to be that thinking he's gonna rescue her and the next thing you know he's
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like oh and she said she's kicked all three guys asses and she's like
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unscathed and it's like oh this is a different type
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yeah and then bb-8 like hey that guy's got ya jacket yeah it's like wait what
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you're right you're right because then it immediately away not having just
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gotten that she didn't need to be rescued but immediately she's like got
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him on his ass and is there like I might get back the jacket can pick that the
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next target
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yeah and bb-8 keeps electrocuting him that I don't know so grated such a great
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female character and it never felt gratuitous like it never felt like okay
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now we're doing something you know so the girls won't complain like truly a
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no no don't let it though ya know not even like this not sexualize there's not
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even now shake em like mild romance but not even like right right
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no star wars ii star was a very strong star wars he had it i mean they kept it
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to a kiss but yea even less than the individual sellers and say yeah yeah it
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makes me wanna we should have more children like have a girl because I just
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wanted to see this movie
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ok oh wait sorry not me
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ok alright guys thank you thank you for doing my apologies to the kids
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especially yes you did not
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we're gonna have to cut it short my apologies everybody heading in the green
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yeah peace and Thompson I hope they're watching a child
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