The Incomparable

00:00:02 ◼   ► the entire little number 238 mar 2015 [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► welcome back to part two of the [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► incomparable drive-by shooting of star [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► wars episode III Revenge of the Sith i'm [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► your host Jason Snell this is part two [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► part 1 was last week if you hadn't [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► listened part1 yet you should because [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► you're missing our hour-and-a-half where [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► we talked about barely passed the crawl [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► but we've got the rest of the movie our [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► last of the prequel trilogy ready to go [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► my guests are Dan Morgan John siracusa [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► serenity Caldwell Steve let's and andy [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► and not coming can we pause on the like [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► the kitchen stuff kazoo please callprice [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► proper name [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► zoom zoom that's not a name and let's [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► talk about the the next Palpatine Anakin [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► scene which work that because that is [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► the one actually for me that's the [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► that's the scene in the movie that I [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► actually love where Anakin finds out [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► that Palpatine is a Sith Lord and that's [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► that's the only moment of betrayal that [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► sort of feels real and feels true all I [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► don't understand why he doesn't [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► immediately just you know put them in [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► shackles and walks away but don't you [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► feel like it's the scene is the scene [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► from the wrong trousers the boss and [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► ground we were faster or takes out the [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► rubber glove and and walls because I got [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► it daddy we have so you wanna sit Lord [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► but yes you'd like anna has the last one [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► of the galaxy to figure that out [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► no no one else in the galaxy is figured [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► just the audio well they should have [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► everybody should know else because [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► everybody's been hoodwinked can you tell [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► i'm a Sith Lord now how about now back [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► now how about now haha [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► there could be such a good rifftrax [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► version of the scene that we could make [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► but I really do feel like there are [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► again it's the scene itself is not [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► perfect but there are elements to the [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► the way that he slowly kind of spins out [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► who he is when he talks about Padme and [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► we talked about there are things that [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► can be done and again really praying on [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► his trust to the point where Anakin is [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► legitimately legitimately like holy crap [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► you're crazy person [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► why have I been listening to you your [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► your horrible any I must inform the Jedi [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► Council you know I'm i feel horribly [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► betrayed like this is it again a scene [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► from an alternate movie a much better [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► movie where [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► Palpatine is his mentor and his idol and [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► then all of a sudden Palpatine basically [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► in a in a way to try and help him and [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► pull him over to his worldview kind of [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► reveals too much his hand Anakin's like [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► whoa ok you know you've made my decision [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► a lot easier i'm gonna go to the Jedi [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► Council now like that that pulled me [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► into the movie and then of course the [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► whole Jedi Council saying is done [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► because a UH mechanical sensors yeah [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► they have good they have hologram google [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► hangouts though that's well i'm curious [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► what if you're going to check in [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► remotely to the Jedi Council do you have [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► to sit in a similar chair in order to [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► generate or just hollow skype [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► automatically more for you into a proper [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► comfortably seated position no that's [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► not what I started to give you something [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► like are they sitting in your same the [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► hologram is a filter are in the chairs [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► that's how it works is this is this just [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► like this that chat cam is fitted with [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► microsoft hololens like they're not [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► actually there [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► yeah that was not very nice at the [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► wookies procured a yoda sized hollow [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► chairs they did well he know his people [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► bring that along with him [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► grotius in his little almond shaped [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► spaceship yes [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► incidentally my favorite my favorite [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► quote from that second Anakin Palpatine [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► is i think is that where he says you [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► know that dark side and my first thought [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► was yeah i'm at once or twice you know [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► in a bar [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► nothing serious maybe you've heard of it [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► how does it work I'm a relief carving in [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► the background of that they're like this [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► another and another setting with it like [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► the opposite staging i thought was [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► interesting and so was them having this [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► confrontation little Dan front of that [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► in front of that carving the that this [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► that's actually the scene where I wrote [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► down the McDermott is pretty good but my [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► problem with its ready you're exactly [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► right that the issue isn't with the [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► scene [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► the issue is with you have not earned [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► that scene yet because because what we [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► want to see is Anakin feet feeling like [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► he trusts that the Chancellor and that [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► and that when he reveals to him that [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► he's a Sith Lord he already knows he's [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► come along [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► he's completely bought in instead of it [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► being like he's kind of a bumpkin who [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► needs to figure it out he should be with [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► him there and you need for him to want [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► something you need to i want something [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► impossible and believable for this big [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► notion like I had a dream a couple [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► seasons ago now [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► but totally convinced my wife is gonna [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► die and I'm also totally convinced the [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► only way I can stop her from dying is [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► going to the dark side and killing [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► children like this is nonsensical like [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► it doesn't [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► there is nothing he wants I want to [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► believe that he has been truly would and [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► he is a full-on believer in the cause [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► here and not that he's using it as a [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► means to an end and that's what it is [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► I i just think that it's so it will be [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► so much stronger if even the audience is [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► now sort of questioning that she would [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► we've always our opinion of the Jedi has [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► been formed based on the Holy trilogy [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► these two Jedi that we're familiar with [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► that are very very good people [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► what if like the rest of them are kind [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► of jerks that they that they sort of [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► came up from it would be so much easier [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► and so much more interesting as the [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► audience if it were like and Anakin is [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► like a conservative Democrat Palpatine [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► is it considered I'm sorry's of moderate [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► Democrat Party is a moderate Republican [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► where it is so easy to simply say that [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► to make that little ships well you know [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► these people have but the the people on [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► the other end of the aisle have been [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► demonized in my mind for so long [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► actually now that I understand this one [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► person and his point of view [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► maybe I should be or maybe I should be a [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► city instead of a Jedi and make us in [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► the audience think you know actually the [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► Jedi are kind of being jerks in that [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► they're still kind of unfocused and what [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► they're doing in love i love that you [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► used a political metaphor there and [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► because that's perfect i can hear [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► Palpatine saying please and can caucus [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► with my partner is a half cab and we [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► think that single pads doomed to fail [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► it's supposed to be politics in the [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► movie anyway yeah exactly use a metaphor [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► to explain it because it's so far [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► distant from actual politics that's what [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► it's actually supposed to be it's [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► supposed to actually ioa clearly see my [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► way this is a perfect place for the [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► worth of the use of death panels and yet [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► nobody even once [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► what what what I actually went to the [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► with the death panels of one of this [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► lightsaber could not cut through that [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► we're talking there those are ratios [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► close though ratio and I must go now i [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► am about to do a filibuster and I will [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► be back now he's gotta go back into his [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► office and call people for money for [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► nothing bro [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► disclosure i will be back I've got to [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► jc's pancake breakfast I actually feel [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► that it's okay that he's not wounded in [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► this scene i actually I like the fact [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► that Anakin is like I've bought into so [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► much of your bullshit and now that you [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► know now that you're actually pulling [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► back your your your hood so to speak [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► I'm actually horrified i like that you [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► know he's he's antagonistic is like I I [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► want to kill you I I need to like this [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► is this is awful i need to go away i [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► need some time to think because the [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► again that there's a scene in this movie [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► that almost works and doesn't as for [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► tiny tiny fraction of a second but [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► Palpatine is even playing here because [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► Papa Gino's this is going to be as [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► reaction wants him to go back yet go [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► back to the Jedi and set like it's he's [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► setting up the next scene which has its [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► own major problems but he is setting up [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► well the next the next scene does have [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► its major problems but this is the again [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► the the fantasy arc that i want for [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► Anakin worries like i trust Palpatine [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► Palpatine's betrayed me [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► I'm going to the Jedi Council I've given [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► this information to mace window [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► he's doing this you know he's doing this [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► and while he's doing this I start to get [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► doubts because oh god you know maybe [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► they'll kill him he's you know he is my [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► father figure I should be there and then [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► on top of that i have this worried about [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► my wife and then you have him basically [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► they're witnessing mace basically [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► threatening to do what he was afraid of [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► and in impure in anger in shock and like [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► in I don't know what to do he ends up [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► killing one of the greatest Jedi Masters [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► alive [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► that's the interesting thing though it's [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► like if if you want to build that like [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► in my in my fantasy universe and it can [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► swap to the dark side is basically his [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► complete and utter horror at i have [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► fought like in a in a freak reaction [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► I've given up all of my dread I training [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► by killing this person and now i have i [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► have sunk to the very lowest of the low [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► and i don't know what to do with myself [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► and I'm I'm completely shattered human [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► being [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► emergent over the line and now there's [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► no way back exactly there [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► the Jedi Council could never take me [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► back what would ob1 think of me I have [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► no what like what would Padme think of [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► me I I [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► don't know what to do i'm like if that [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► is that is what i want and you get you [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► get hints of it here in there you get [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► hints of it in the previous scene and [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► you get hints of it in the mace windu [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► scene but then it all goes crazy because [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► then he's like all right now I am upon i [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► Ave you master forever i will be dark [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► dark vader like it's bought it swaps way [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► to lose weight too quickly but that's [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► the movie i want but even the character [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► came out of that you that was the movie [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► that was there like the darth vader that [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► came out of that it's like I've now gone [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► too far I've made this terrible mistake [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► and the Jedi will never take me back so [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► I'm forced to go to the side that is not [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► the the invader from a new hope you have [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► a new hope is confident with it that [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► he's doing what is necessary like he's a [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► company man he is not like I've made a [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► terrible mistake anam an outcast and I [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► have to hang out with these losers he [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► doesn't regret you know this is why you [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► know so as long as we're talking fantasy [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► versus this is this is why in my version [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► of this i want to see the story where [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► you actually split this into and you do [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► the fall of Anakin Skywalker as you're [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► doing the rise of darth vader darth [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► vader operating from the shadows no one [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► knows who this new Sith apprentices and [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► you can actually do that in such a way [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► that you can kind of maintain the the [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► big reveal in Empire Strikes Back at [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► that point because if you believe that [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► the end of this movie not to get too far [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► ahead in the third act but if you [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► believe at the end of this movie that [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► obi-wan is essentially let Anakin [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► Skywalker died and that you know most [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► people are in the dark as to Anakin [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► Skywalker is Darth Vader there's still [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► compelling interesting story to be told [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► there and we have an interesting reveal [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► later on where you know we think you [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► know it's kind of a double fake out [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► because if we think that obi-wan is [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► essentially caused Anakin Skywalker to [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► die then we're watching you know [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► episodes of four and five with this [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► whole different mindset like oh my god [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► obi-wan is lying to him about Darth [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► Vader killing his dad because actually [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► it was only one who killed his dad so [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► it's kind of like makes a great red [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► herring track there and I think you know [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► by having this as John pointed out you [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► know Darth Vader supposed to be a [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► willing participant in this so this [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► doesn't really sell in some way but if [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► you have the idea instead that the [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► Emperor's trying to sort of extend his [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► tendrils throughout it's entirely [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► plausible that you would he's got like [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► you know we've already seen three or [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► four different apprentices for him right [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► so you know if we've already got this [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► idea that maybe he would have developed [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► you know Anakin and sort of slowly [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► rather than having this cataclysmic [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► event [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► during the rise of Darth Vader with the [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► fall of the republic if Vader is sort of [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► like seduced over before then and we [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► sort of see him you know appearing in [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► the armor or in like a mask or something [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► that be straight trying to conceal his [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► identity and maintain this dual life and [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► feeling maybe you know not necessarily [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► conflicted but essentially trying to [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► hide from his wife and his friend what [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► he is doing even though he believes it [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► to be something that he needs to do like [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► I think there's a far more compelling [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► story there but that doesn't exist [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► I think that would be really interesting [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► with the exception of I don't think that [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► he would ever kill children in that all [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► that that's a whole separate yet seen is [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► pointless property and cycling through [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► Sith Lords like that's kind of like a [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► running gag in his mouth yeah he goes on [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► too many sick days but he can't make him [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► stay [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► that's that's something that I really [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► wondered about because is this a case of [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► musical chairs where Darth Vader became [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► is the Emperor's right hand for 30 years [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► simply because he was told he was the [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► one left standing when he thought I'll [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► or was laying down for an hour or was it [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► or was it because Palpatine actually saw [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► something in Anakin that he actually [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► liked and respected saying that there's [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► something I'm going to trust to be my [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► again my fist throughout the galaxy [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► this is the guy that I really want by my [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► side when you finally going to discuss [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► your legs guys the biggest dope this bit [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► of the biggest cornhusk I've ever seen [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► I've listed the issue right is that is [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► that the the prequel trilogy Anakin you [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► think Palpatine chosen because he's a [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► convenient sucker [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► whereas the original trilogy Darth Vader [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► you think oh well he's the right hand [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► because he's a he's a badass right but [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► they don't connect they don't and like [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► the whole idea is that the city like it [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► it's the dynamically this presented the [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► movies should be like that it's the [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► strongest one and he also picks a strong [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► as one and the other strong one [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► eventually overthrows that one like the [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► cycle repeats like it's you're trying to [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► breed stronger and stronger since you're [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► never going to pick a soccer because [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► like why would you pick a sucker and [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► went because you would always want the [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► super powerful one and he has two he has [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► to believe in the cause he has to be [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► willing to like there can't be any the [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► whole you know there is no conflict with [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► the only time this there should be [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► conflict invaders at the very end when [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► Luke regimes and everybody's up that [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► baby's got to be totally convinced of [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► what he's doing is the right thing and [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► you know [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► it was kind of a shame when his wife [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► died or was killed or however you want [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► to happen but this is what the Galaxy [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► needs like a dress that might address on [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► this moment other than that you know if [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► we go with the I create I created you [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► using midi-chlorians you're my perfect [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► you should be disappointed I created you [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► and yours three dom medical reasons [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► don't work i picked a random slave woman [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► on Tatooine why I don't know the [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► universe makes those joy is I created [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► you and I wanted Michael but I got [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► freedom I created you and I cannot [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► create you [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► let's go back to the real movie and I'm [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► your only witness a fantasy movie we're [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► gonna go back we're gonna go to Kashi [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► core as we like to call it kazoo kazoo [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► my the wookies are there my kids were [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► watching at this point in there like AI [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► remember this level from lego star wars [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► so there's that [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► it's now been at this point nearly 30 [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► minutes without a damn thing happening [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► in the movie now and Steve to your point [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► my note says 45 minutes in what is [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► happening nothing is happening but then [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► something happens for about 30 seconds [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► and then nothing happens again yeah I [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► think it's a really clever idea I i [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► suspect that they are invading keshiki [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► Ron life day because they're going to [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► cash-strapped school keys off guard [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► there is a big tree back in the [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► background looks like it could be [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► Chewbacca's tree it's possible we hear a [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► really super cheesy Tarzan sound felt [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► like that's the worst thing in the movie [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► another riff 2 episode 6 which in that [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► case yes also still kind of a dump truck [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► super cheesy and we want talk to some [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► clothes and takes off and yeah General [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► Grievous is there at my notes at this [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► point break down to this is all just [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► nonsensical we show up but everything [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► that happens in this movie is we show up [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► at a random planet and then there's a [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► plot thread and a fight that you have [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► that you got the work is all behind [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► their barrier and then once the thing [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► start laying on the beach they'll jump [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► over the barrier and then run down the [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► beach to be shot at yeah I really like [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► that uh obi-wan decides he needs to be [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► really sneaky and so his choice get some [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► reason to do that is to get on a giant [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► list her rocker how ya feelin no [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► senators yes John and I have the same [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► notes it's a giant lizard that makes a [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► loud high-pitched north and after if [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► you're gonna spy on people are you [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► losers feathers your pad my ride that [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► desert my follow-up notice seems like a [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► dumb plan obi-wan I like that the stupid [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► Trade Federation guys are around [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► actually sort of i was like oh yeah [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► those guide nute Gunray alright remember [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► when you thought he was going to be [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► really important i like when obi-wan [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► drops the big thing on and smooches the [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► droids I thought that was I thought that [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► was okay [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► General Grievous gets his this is the [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► most awesome christmas toy every moment [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► where he's got the forearms and the spin [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► light sabers i wrote down he seems [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► Grievous seems like a little kids idea [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► like you know what would be awesome if [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► it is a robot with foodstuffs entire [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► trilogy jumps into a little car wheel [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► and spins around the world and the [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► Condor wheel has legs also my favorite [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► part of that fight is the bit where [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► they're fighting on the random platform [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► with the uShip in the back like the [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► Starfighter there which is expressly set [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► up so that when obi-wan has to escape [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► later there's a Starfighter that he [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► knows exists also bangs head on once i [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► think for some reason pinhead shows up [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► in this movie at this point yes meet [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► obi-wan on he's got the same robe he's [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► got the same head and everything I did [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► like that i noticed this time around [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► having watched this and again watching [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► Star Wars rebels in like oh it's the [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► same races the Inquisitor and sure [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► enough it's i sent a plot to destroy the [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► Jedi that is the worst line in this [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► movie I'm gonna put that one [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► I'm sorry there are a lot of bad lungs [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► but like I i I'd the worst line has yet [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► to call the worst line is at the end it [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► someone gave him pages to the script [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► there's like is if I flip ahead few [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► pages i sense a plot to destroy the Jedi [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► so we do see nute Gunray again at this [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► point of all the freakin characters to [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► last through all three pre I know what I [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► was happy to see nute Gunray honestly [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► not Darth Maul but nope nute Gunray he's [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► the guy you remove you remember him from [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► that terrible first scene of the [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► terrible first movie is so terrible [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► hello there those are just I heal [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► once again this week the incomparable is [TS]

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00:17:10 ◼   ► route mail route is a service that [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► filter spam virus is bounced email out [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► of your inbox in fact it stops them [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► before they even get to your inbox you [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► open your mail and only see the real [TS]

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00:17:22 ◼   ► the junk is gone male wrestlers in the [TS]

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00:17:31 ◼   ► check your mail they filter it and then [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► they pass it on to your mail server it's [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► easy to set up its reliable trusted by [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► large universities and corporations it's [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► got a really simple and effective [TS]

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00:17:45 ◼   ► their tools with you in mind they [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► support an API for easy account [TS]

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00:17:51 ◼   ► ldap Active Directory TLS male bagging [TS]

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00:17:56 ◼   ► from people who are handling your mail [TS]

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00:18:04 ◼   ► 2.2 mail route servers all the male [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► starts going to mail route and then they [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► deliver only the good stuff to you your [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► mailbox and hardware completely [TS]

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00:18:14 ◼   ► give it a try risk-free every listen to [TS]

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00:18:26 ◼   ► to our friends at mail route for being a [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► loyal sponsor of the uncomfortable [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► ok let's resume the beating of Star Wars [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► had a couple comments of the obi-wan [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► Grievous fight one that obi-wan is dumb [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► enough to try and box him which seems [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► really dumb idea when any metal well [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► they do show him kicking him and hurting [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► a shin so i gave the arms up to that to [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► his bad robot designed to have your [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► heart only protected by a couple panels [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► and not like you know a solid light box [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► made out of carbonite but i do think [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► that his death is kind of cool and I do [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► like that obi-wan shoot him with our [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► last er yeah i gotta dig that will be [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► one spends a lot of time hanging off the [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► edge of things and its really good guys [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► I guess it's barely on his feet [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► the the really depressing thing about [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► this fight is like for lightsabers [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► should be a really freaking cool fight [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► like it really should [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► well I cool when he first deploys it [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► well it is except for the fact that then [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► anything moves so fast yeah and isn't [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► again the medium the medium to close [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► shot that you can't tell what the heck's [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► going on it's just light everywhere [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► there's light and not actually fighting [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► or choreography or interesting [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► yeah can like we're terrible [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► choreography someone online told me as [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► like as I was watching this and tweeting [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► about it someone like episode one has [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► the best fight scenes I'm like you know [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► that's true it has much better fighter [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► than any of the rest of the movies [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► well I don't know where their stunt [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► coordinator went but like yeah [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► apparently they it was rape [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► unfortunately when they cut our [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► townhouse [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► they also car trailer park in half and [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► he's like nope can't work for you guys [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► anymore sorry we have another instance [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► here of obi-wan dropping his freaking [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► lightsaber again ya feel it mr. said yes [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► the wii remote strap but he does have [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► the he that allows him to shoot groups [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► with a blaster which is it is a kind of [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► cool moment because that's the a han [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► Solo away thousands of multiple times in [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► the chest and road flare shoot out of [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► his eyes [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► yep it's clear that he has no longer at [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► this point so why he's coughing I still [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► don't know our IP general his weak point [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► the lines so uncivilized got a half [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► laughs out of me [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► yeah i mean it never was ok but you know [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► I get I think I that that fight scene is [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► final but we don't really care that much [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► about Grievous we do kind of care but we [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► want because you're Gregory abused him [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► with some sense of humanity a little [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► charm [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► yeah okay so the Jedi come to get [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► Palpatine and this is a fight that I [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► think I think John you talk about this [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► on the talk show this is this is a fight [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► where Russian many Jedi died very very [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► very quickly and then there's a battle [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► between Mace Windu and and Papa team i [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► want to point out my my biggest beef [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► with this entire movie starts here and [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► that is that from this point on which is [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► it at one hour and eight minutes right [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► at the end of the grievous battle not a [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► single positive thing happens in this [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► film it is just relentlessly bleak [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► there's there's nothing fun whatsoever [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► there is no minor victories there's no [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► comic relief not even of the you know we [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► don't even have money or sutra do dat [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► no Monica its there's nothing in it it [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► seems like you know the chips were down [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► an empire for a lot of it but there were [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► still these little minor victories and [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► there's that you know the escape from [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► best been and all that stuff going on [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► there are people to root for those Steve [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► that's the thing there's someone to root [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► for and hope that they survive in this [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► case who do you want to survive that [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► should lessen the pain not not make it [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► worse haha but the fact is i mean even [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► though i don't care about these people I [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► still I just dread watching the rest of [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► this movie because nothing good is going [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► to happen it's just going to be crap [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► fest after crapfest and you know it's [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► just that's not what i wanted my happy [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► funtime space adventure movie I i have [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► to say the scene where Anakin tells mace [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► windu i just learned a terrible truth a [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► terrible line i expect them to break [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► into song a little bit did mace windu [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► seems really unsurprised by like a crap [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► Molly better go arrest him and I wanted [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► to samuel jackson be like mother that's [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► right but he doesn't seem like he knows [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► what to do with this rolls it's like [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► that it's likely out they cast Sam [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► Jackson and I asked him to act out of [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► character be not Sam Jackson for this [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► review please be anybody but Samuel [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► Jackson will put you in the movie [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► because you want to be in star wars but [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► we're not going to let you be will give [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► you a great fight scene at the end but [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► you're gonna shave your eyebrows and [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► make you say has some range if you've [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► seen him another dramatic roles he has [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► rain she can be downtrodden he could be [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► he could become he could be some he's [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► better as Nick Fury thousand allowed [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► John he's better in the capital one card [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► commercial but this was very I think it [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► was very much riffing on with buzzes was [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► his role in the jackie brown before this [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► are after this because I'd really think [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► that's the most similar character to [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► what he was doing his mace windu that's [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► the guy who mourn for they will [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► definitely be a blow your head off or [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► cut you're cut your lightsaber arm off [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► but will also like will stop and think [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► and figure things out [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► he doesn't think very hard he says [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► things like it's really dangerous to put [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► Anakin and Palpatine together mere [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► seconds after he's just done it [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► yeah well though don't play myspace [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► window for the words that he was forced [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► to say that but by contract once again [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► the the Emperor betters window fight is [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► also really terrible it's it's very slow [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► and ponderous in some ways and there's a [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► huge reliance on the in McDermott's [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► w-why jumping and flipping all over the [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► place never doesn't look stupid like any [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► scene where any of the Jedi do that like [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► with Christopher Lee Orion McDermott [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► anyone know you're not able to do that [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► and yet it has to do the like jumping [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► around and barrel rolling and spinning [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► it's like it never looks good [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► it's a crappy fight we should have [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► desperately trying to get the high [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► ground down [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► yeah so that's a question that came up [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► on the talk show about the scene as the [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► essential question is is palpitating [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► sandbag is he intentionally could he [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► have killed mace windu easily yeah but [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► worse than forced himself to now I don't [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► think that's clear from the movie i [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► don't think it's entirely clear because [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► Mace Windu is put up is kind of like the [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► most powerful Jedi and he you know it's [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► unstoppable or whatever and you know it [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► is is this gambit by palpating to say [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► I'm gonna make it look like I'm about to [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► die when really I'm not just for us [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► Anakin to kill makes to bring over my [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► side or was helping actually a little [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► bit overwhelmed actually need and can to [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► save him but knew that he would I think [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► public is terrible acting answers that [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► question ago [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► oh I'm so we have to really soon we get [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► that in that point he looks like he's [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► sandbagging but all the previous points [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► it looks like you're being legitimately [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► beaten and if Anakin wasn't there to [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► save you and like and then of course the [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► problematic bars that may sighs I know [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► we've got to kill him despite the fact [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► that i totally don't do that you have to [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► do it for purposes of the plot so you'll [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► kill me whatever well because he is so [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► powerful that I don't think I'll ever [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► have command came killed the guy 20 [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► minutes ago [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► my argument is that is that Palpatine is [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► trying to stay clean and beat Windu with [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► lightsabers and all that and then in the [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► end he get he uses the force lightning [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► and gets all super wrinkly and goes like [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► he taps the final thing he needs is [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► always been standing part is like well [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► if he was if he was sandbagging why [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► would he have ruined his face that badly [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► she's like okay that never makes sense [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► to me anyways there's no explanation of [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► what causes that's little to make him [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► look like he does in the other movie yes [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► I know [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► so Tom yeah I'm all wrinkly now but [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► that's oh I it was just an injury that [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► but was it that's what that's why I [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► think he wasn't sandbagging because you [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► wouldn't let that happen to you but [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► basically the bottom line is i think its [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► poor moving making that we can't tell [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► what the clearly intention was [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► with sandbags when Anakin walks in and [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► this car and has conned by the Emperor [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► into believing that this is a terrible [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► Jedi plot does he miss the like pile of [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► dead Jedi bodies events in the entryway [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► criticism a skilled them to businesses [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► just got nuts now he's killing [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► everything that's a terrible Jedi plot [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► but if the Jedi have come to assassinate [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► him he's probably gonna fight back [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► no it's a terrible Jedi plot in the [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► sense that it's just a really bad plan [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► why did he bring the worst three idiot [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► Jedi with him to take hunt Appetit those [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► guys go down so fast what those whose [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► available Jedi just stand there and get [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► stabbed yeah the rest of my Holograms [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► did you Jedi are supposed to have some [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► level of like danger sense right it [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► might be able to tell when battle craps [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► about to happen not in this case where [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► they all get some merrily despatched the [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► poor Jenna to get killed on the flower [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► planet she just raises her arms in the [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► air and he has to the ground it's like [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► the worst death ever on these three guys [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► are supposed to be like Windows guard [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► and they go down like the the battle [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► droids know they like that the enemies [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► in a ninja movies like a one-at-a-time [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► they just throw themselves onto the in [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► yours their minions the only have one [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► hit point oh that's okay just go right [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► down there have been only one of them [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► then i will say that this scene makes me [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► sad because it again out so much stuff [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► that's like brought in from the baggage [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► of the clone wars series but there are [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► characters here that i actually grew to [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► give a quick give a crap about because [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► of the clone war series like the most [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► damning thing to me in this entire thing [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► is when you know obi-wan's clone buddy [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► Cody tried to have me killed and [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► Commander Cody is a great character in [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► the series was like steadfast and always [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► by his side and like the scenes the [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► clone more episodes that deal with the [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► whole like loans being programmed to [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► essentially accept this order and kill [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► Jedi is super creepy and done really [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► well because to in those cases it's [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► always like they're sort of fighting [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► against it and they don't realize that [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► they've been programmed for this one it [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► just seems like they knew all along and [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► their back pocket like up time to shoot [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► this guy the clones are characterized at [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► all in this entire previous series like [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► their characters in the clone war CD [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► series and this is what Roy they were [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► Stormtroopers they might as well have [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► their helmet on because they look at [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► them and they're not really characters [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► anyway so just the morning father I mean [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► I think Lucas was afraid to make [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► characters that would die that people [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► would be worried about right like story [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► several little kids but Master Yoda [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► yeah mine somewhere between episode 2 [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► and three coon guys to poor bloke une I [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► loved him so [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► Mace Windu dies and we get the crowning [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► of of Darth Vader that you shall be [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► known as let me check my relatives they [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► did not maybe it was coming up we just [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► had Darth Darth wacky white names [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► haven't used yet dot fuzzy socks i was [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► literally gone in alphabetical order em [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► all [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► torana sabado yes that when I really [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► liked that was going to be for my third [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► child when we have darker anus but I [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► think we'll skip that go good to the [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► Jedi Temple do what must be done lord [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► Vader and this is what I wrote in my [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► notes are that are we now to believe [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► that his visions of POD maze death might [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► actually just be fake put in his mind by [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► Palpatine because he seems to do it all [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► because of POD may so that would be I [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► just saying maybe that's the one that [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► that's another in a better movie like [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► this is exactly so I am so proud every [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► time I and every time I'm watching this [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► movie and I'm thinking always this of [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► sophisticated isn't the subtle and then [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► I think of no this is not the now I've [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► seen the thing that was on this movie [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► this is not the fingerprint of someone [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► who's thinking that people also please [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► execute order 66 I've given you a list [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► of orders from 1 to 60 61 being the best [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► 66 being the most evil order 65 was just [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► to get him lunch [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► they're not really in priority order [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► don't forget 57 which is to pick up my [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► spike business but it's interesting that [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► he only has to say execute order 66 to [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► like one-third of the clones and the [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► rest of them you know the lead clone can [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► just turn them in knot and they know [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► exactly what ya don't ya lol but has a [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► secret program oh yeah [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► 420 so here's here's where it becomes [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► even dumber that the stormtroopers are [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► apparently clones because it's clear [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► here that these clones can actually hit [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► somebody with a blaster [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► yeah well they call them off django fat [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► and should be able to get something the [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► other fields that there's something bad [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► going on and he stopped something never [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► trust clones that's the lesson we've [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► learned here never trust a clown yet [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► jodoli says danger sense it's not so [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► easy to just walk up and kill you too [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► apparently ok so that was my to board my [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► to notice about this one of them is how [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► do none of the Jedi survived except Yoda [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► nobody won all the rest of the world [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► that bad [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► they're terrible you know why would they [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► are made to look they're made to look [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► incompetent these characters you know [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► who are like sitting around the joint [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► account let's remember this this is sort [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► of proven false because they they have [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► this whole like actions quote actual [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► quote sequence which they got to get [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► back into the temple to turn on the [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► budget to modify the beacon so its [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► warning Jedi not to come not to come [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► back [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► which kind of indicates that they know [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► there are others out there and just [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► whatever whatever it is we're with tear [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► up your membership cards definitely [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► gonna be no more meetings can stop [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► making lightsabers to pick up a pickup [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► farm implements you are now in the [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► you're now the SC business you're going [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► to get started general Starr on the [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► outer rim and just don't tell anybody [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► about your past or started started a [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► diner fifties diner maybe a cloner you [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► got a lot of options [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► the only reason i buy order 66 is the [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► Jedi that were seen primarily are flying [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► and otherwise working with clones that [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► presumably they trust all of the people [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► we show again we don't know just from [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► watching this movie who they are but [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► with clone wars back here you know [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► backstory and all of that these are all [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► fairly prominent Jedi leaders who have [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► been working you know working on the [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► front lines for the war so all of them [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► presumably have clone troopers that they [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► know and they trust and they've worked [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► with so it's more it should be damning [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► right it should be my you know who i [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► thought had my back have now shot me in [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► the back and I feel like a betrayal [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► it is exactly it's a complete complete [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► and total betrayal and that is why the [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► Jedi fall so easily who are in sort of [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► our are in turn around the clone [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► troopers is that they don't expect it [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► and they don't you know and they've been [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► blinded by either Palpatine superpower [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► or just hubris to not think that they [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► might get hurt [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► I i did think that was really cool it's [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► sort of like oh my coma that's like [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► imagine our country where it's like oh [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► my god there's like a really really [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► horrible we're being invaded [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► don't worry each one of the Senators [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► were going to have five army guys [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► company you at all times oh great i got [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► army guy got a personal 505 army guy [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► guard like know they're there to make [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► sure that when the final order comes [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► there five people to shoot you [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► I like that wasn't that wasn't there so [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► many times so many symbols of this could [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► have been a really really good [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► plot a really really good plan but Jedi [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► sense when other Jedi or anybody dies [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► like that the whole reason that Yoda [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► lives like oh he senses the other one [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► die unless they kill them in exactly [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► precisely the same on all the other ones [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► are you there spidey sense to mix things [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► are gonna have to be tingling all [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► skilled at the same time [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► Yodas a little further away and so with [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► this man is because he's got a feeling [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► he gets like oh something terrible's [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► happening which is why when the Clone [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► Trooper coming up behind him he loses [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► his head in two seconds which is you [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► know appropriate realistic possible that [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► Yoda special the arm so Anakin goes to [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► the Jedi Temple and kills all the little [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► kids because it might save his secret [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► wife yeah that's that's his logic I i [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► believe i did the whole thing is [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► motivated by crazy dream and his logic [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► is if I kill these kids i will it will [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► save my wife who will surely will surely [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► still love me after I kill these kids [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► man in secret alternate movie what I [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► would love to have seen was Annika goes [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► into the Jedi camp temple finds the kids [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► heard them all into a room and it's [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► basically like there are people [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► attacking the the temple please don't [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► come out hide in here then he goes in [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► search of the other adult Jedi kills the [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► adult Jedi he hasn't gotten all of the [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► kids tiny little kid [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► seize him seize him killing the Jedi [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► runs off to tell the other kids [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► yeah pretty much runs opportunity of the [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► chaos being our tree up with your [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► lifestyle chopping all of our Jedi [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► teachers to bits but that but then he [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► feels forced to kill the kids and then [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► it's not just I'm sorry for he comes [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► back to the room with the kids and his [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► guys we're going to Chancellor [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► Palpatine's daycare from now on or there [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► are no young and stupid Jedi Temple to [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► begin a young man hanging ding yeah when [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► they find the bodies later apparently [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► these children died of a broken heart as [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► another character will later in this [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► movie I guess there's not a mark on them [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► didn't have the guts to say what they [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► want you to think that he killed them [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► but they didn't want to show a single [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► scorch mark let alone blood or anything [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► like that someone who seemed to have [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► been killed by a lightsaber [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► yeah they've been killed by lightsabers [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► maybe their next walk I they say but [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► they don't show it like it's made to [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► show a bunch of kids laying down okay [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► this isn't a dark movie job or something [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► like they showed him on fire with his [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► little calculator but our land and the [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► turkey out thanks ok I want to know [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► who's stupid kid is it that says Master [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► Skywalker there are too many of the [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► what are we going to do because that is [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► the worst line reading in any Star Wars [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► fan well that was a kid and I think [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► Hayden Christensen who is an adult has [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► way worse line readings man no no it's [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► so so bad we get a and we also have our [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► Chewbacca cameo around now which is like [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► that couch Ibaka ok it's on a show you [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► what it takes off in his almond in [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► something yes that's right Jimmy Smith's [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► we get to see he runs away run away [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► Jimmy Smith sits back and still becoming [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► president someday Jimmy and you go and [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► he goes back to the white ship that we [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► do this from the from the original star [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► wars the white ship with black curtains [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► I'll be one does what he always does [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► which is land on a planet and do [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► something and take off that's all he [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► ever ever does it does it again many [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► Jedi have been killed [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► we get some nice use of the pot the [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► passive voice their many Jedi have been [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► killed by who [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► somebody that you know knows he doesn't [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► want you to look at the tapes he knows [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► what's on them and this is when i hit my [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► natalie portman despair and I wrote down [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► if only we believed anything about this [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► if only Padme were anything but just the [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► girlfriend she does nothing worst fake [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► crying Natalie sorry i love you [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► worst fake crying I i like seeing the [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► white ship the the you know what it was [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► that the tension of Santa far for ya [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► Fauria I like seeing that that would [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► that means i remembered a good movie [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► well I saw that part yeah to Steve's [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► point about there being no comic relief [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► this really depressing scene when Anakin [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► goes back to talk to Padme and then r2 [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► who's been with him and like this is the [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► thing that really upset yeah is that was [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► our to witness to all the younger and it [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► was ok with it right and so like having [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► the droids be a party to Anakin's life [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► totally corrupt them in our view because [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► they're now tainted by association and [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► so we get the line where Threepio says [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► well he is under a lot of stress actual [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► I think the most repeated line in this [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► film though is our to stay with the ship [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► so yes always being totally like I'm in [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► the ship [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► I've had to stay with the ship i am [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► going to ship [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► yeah it was ok with the killing and mass [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► murdering of innocence my my heart will [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► be crushed into Anakin comes to check on [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► padmé and the baby oh by the way I just [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► killed a bunch of toddlers [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► yeah i'm gonna be a great dad blood on [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► my hands sorry those are baby I did it [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► for you look as you're gonna be okay I [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► did it I did it for you baby yeah that [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► dream I had about you is totally not [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► gonna come true now i know you're really [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► worried about I'm gonna be the greatest [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► dad ever if ever we need to kill our [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► kids I don't totally done that I also i [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► can guarantee our son is going to be top [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► of the classic Young's but here's a [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► here's the most important part of the [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► movie then is what happens next which is [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► can you can you can you guess I have [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► initiated a special session of Congress [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► to blah blah blah boring boring boring I [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► think that got me is there at some point [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► I think it's the scene where the obi-wan [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► is looking at the security footage he [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► said something like oh we better go you [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► know should we go confront the Emperor [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► something I'm like really were already [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► calling the Emperor like a one-day and [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► proclaiming is going to empire we're [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► just going to get that choice releases [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► no I can't believe it [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► it can't be true yeah okay yeah I can [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► kind of believe that kid was always [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► kinda screwed also did you notice that [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► as soon as Anakin is fully on board as [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► being Darth Vader they give him the evil [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► ship to fly [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► oh yeah it's like now no now that you're [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► a Sith Lord you get the cool evil ship [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► the park i also don't get why everybody [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► in the Senate is that happy about the [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► Empire they're like yeah I didn't they [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► didn't spend any time explaining no I [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► like people would go along with this [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► this is how Liberty dies with thunderous [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► applause yeah it's set up for that [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► terrible wine which which in some ways [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► could have been a good line in in that [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► mystical other universe movie but like [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► it doesn't make any sense here because [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► we don't [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► despite all the time we spent on [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► politics none of those politics have a [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► substance we have no understanding of [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► why anybody would be excited about being [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► in the Empire this is the official start [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► remember the scene in patent [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► where the there's this final scene in [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► the the german bunker where every [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► general is just burning papers as fast [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► as they possibly can before the Allies [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► come in this is to me that's like the [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► the start of the part of this movie [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► we're like we just have to start burning [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► papers we start have to we have to start [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► making sure that everything that happens [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► after this rib for the 20 years between [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► this movie and episode 4 makes some kind [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► of sense they need to have needs to make [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► sure that the emperor has absolutely got [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► to achieve victory here he doesn't have [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► to take out the Senate he doesn't have [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► to would fight a long long campaign he [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► is the victorious champion of a force of [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► light that has that has gotten rid of [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► those people who are filing those tax [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► impound forms yes incorrectly whatever [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► the hell was the train from someone says [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► butte you know so yeah hooray so it [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► isn't it's it and oh my god he was so [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► horribly scarred he will bear like the [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► that proudly the symbol of how much he [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► sacrificed to make us would make us [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► victory victorious and feel good about [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► ourselves so it's almost like the [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► Falklands at Falkland Islands conflict [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► located in britain in like 1080p digital [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► um I I like i mentioned nute Gunray [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► earlier i'll enjoyed you can ray dying [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► at this point it's like they're killing [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► a part of episode 1 and i approve i have [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► that line actually written down her a [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► he's going to kill new country i know [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► and i wrote two races to live is also [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► align here somewhere I forget who says [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► it but he says the Chancellor will not [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► be able to control the thousands of star [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► systems without keeping the Senate [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► intact which one person he does outside [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► for ya I'd like 20 years later 20 years [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► and then he has all the Senate you know [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► but it does seem clearly a setup line to [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► be like all right we're gonna get back [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► to this is that it's a tie back to well [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► how how we get the no-fear will keep [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► local systems in line fear what fear of [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► this battle station but it's not built [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► yet so you know you gotta keep yourself [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► around just for fun and a hell of a long [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► time to build that battle station it is [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► they built they built the new one in [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► like a couple years but now they built [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► them both the same time clearly yyyy a 4 [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► 11 and build whatever you can afford the [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► price yes it's it's it's like [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► pharmaceuticals you know the first death [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► star takes two [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► cost 80 trillion the second one costs [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► only eighteen cents lost i didn't really [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► finish the second i know they didn't [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► they just made operational but it was [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► still pretty much just superstructure [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► this is like the superstructure my [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► comment about Anakin killing all the the [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► the sad racist red Trade Federation [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► folks is the key if you the best he's [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► standing out on that balcony is all [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► cowled up and supposed to look angry and [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► zooms in and you see is and cry yes [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► singles hear you cry about the Ottoman [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► I'm gonna die when that was the best [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► across a lot only kids was fine i went [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► back had me five minutes later and I was [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► like everything's gonna be fine but i [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► can't kill nute Gunray and it really [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► upset me i have a newcomer reaction [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► finger [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► I've known him since I was a little kid [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► your Jedi now I need don't know I [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► remember when you were small and [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► destroyed my ship accidentally exactly [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► that then there's a scene in which he [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► finally like collect like opens his [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► mails been piling up [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► congratulations or the Jedi Council [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► confers upon you the title of Master [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► sorry took us so long but you know we've [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► been busy god dammit and the title of [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► weepy a Sith Lord ghost in her a lot of [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► iron eyes Cody moments in Anakin's shots [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► here is very distressed about all the [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► litter in the galaxy everybody decides [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► to go to lava world seemed like that [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► that led Padme says besides Threepio [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► will look after me least reassuring [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► wherever Threepio really get short [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► shrift in this movie doesn't he doesn't [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► have like three lines and all ya no puns [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► he wanted to like his puns but for [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► pete's sake also obi-wan Stow's away in [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► the John of the ship [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► yeah it's now carries that I also like [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► whenever they whenever the Jedi use [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► their force powers to close doors it is [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► my favorite thing ever because he could [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► especially push the button but even they [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► just closed or the uh this is where I [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► really kind of run out of any respect [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► for or like of POD may well here's [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► here's one thing you have to respect [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► okay she's gonna give birth in a matter [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► of hours to full seemingly to two [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► seemingly full-term babies and and she [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► prances down the walkway of that ship [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► like like she is light as a feather yeah [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► like she's like I'm going to give birth [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► in hours and but look to poop you know I [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► mean she's not very big it's fine she [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► supposed to be pregnant with twins [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► doesn't [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► really quite work but she's just running [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► around so she is a superwoman [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► so in this scene again trying to set up [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► Anakin as a different character than [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► we've actually seen he says we could [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► overthrow the Emperor and prevent rule [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► together is where other and mothers for [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► power come from nowhere [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► yeah but her response to that is I don't [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► believe what I'm hearing and i'm not [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► sure why because this kind of fascist [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► rambling is pretty par for the course [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► for what Anakin is busted out in their [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► political discussion so far i thought [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► that was just natalie portman saying [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► that you're right now it doesn't this is [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► the best this is the best mean the worst [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► line in the movie where it in this scene [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► what you know George like what we need [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► to have happened here is that Anakin [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► needs to brake pad my heart [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► ok pad me line ready yet Anakin you're [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► breaking my heart you can't just write [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► that you have to show us you can't just [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► like I know you anymore stop now that [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► person's name and you like it's a lazy [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► flyball of things that you need to show [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► on scene showing someone breaking [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► someone's heart is not hard to do like [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► it's already darn easy like a ball that [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► it's not very subtle but have her to [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► have her say the lines like you don't [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► understand how writing works [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► what are you doing at the delivery is [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► different like I wrote down my note here [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► was saying vs acting and so it really is [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► just like these people are just reading [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► lines these our actors who signed a [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► three-picture deal they bore they were [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► regretting that after picture 1 they [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► can't get out of it the only way this [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► line works is if she's sarcastic oh I [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► Anakin you're breaking my heart [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► that's the only way it works is written [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► yeah it's it's a it's really really [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► really badly forced jokes are my [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► allegiance is to democracy most boring [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► democracy versus tyranny there's another [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► great line if you're not with me you're [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► my enemy right now you can't you can't [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► say you're against me because he didn't [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► want to do a cliché read the line that [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► immediately follows that is this only a [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► Sith deals in absolutes I have to tell [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► you obi-wan that's an absolute you not [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► exactly we're just like unintentional [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► intentional irony from that is unselfish [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► we're completely unselfish where ya [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► George Lucas or whoever goes wrote that [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► line but I'm gonna say George Lucas how [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► do you not realize that as you're [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► writing that what this is a really good [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► like it here's the thing about this [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► movie is like we talked about week on [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► the bad movies things we watch the core [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► and stuff like if [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► show normal person this movie they will [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► laugh it seems that are not supposed to [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► be because you can't like they're not [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► they don't know this must have any [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► reverence for Star Wars or anything [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► they'll watch it and they'll laugh at [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► the way you laugh at a bad movie and the [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► only reason we're not able to do that [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► for because we're so upset that they [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► bring this is because here is pouring [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► down your face stare at the screen [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► yeah that's right just the single Tier [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► one and what I say is I don't like this [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► movie that's because you're so in love [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► Jason no let's take a break to tell you [TS]

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00:47:05 ◼   ► future results places as well from calm [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► to read the full disclosure [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► how'd I do all right back to the show so [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► let's see if there's a duel then suffice [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► to say there's a hat [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► I don't think we can suffice it to say [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► because this like they're about it [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► reminded me so many so much as man of [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► steel remember a man of steel when you [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► have action figures banging against each [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► other yeah this lightsaber battle is [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► like at this point you're totally you're [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► totally signed out you truly checked out [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► because of [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► the ridiculousness of this entire thing [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► and like they're going to hit [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► lightsabers against each other's [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► repeatedly for a long time with no [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► dialogue pretty much like they don't [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► talk to it they talk a little bit in the [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► beginning and then it's like bang bang [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► bang it's just like Oh bouncing around [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► it was MIT's Man of Steel all over again [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► any drama this saber battle might have [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► had is completely dissipated by a bear [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► around minute 40 not not short enough it [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► was is what I'm trying to tell you who [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► you know the lightsaber battle at the [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► end of episode one isn't bad and this is [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► not that this is part of it is being [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► drained of any interest in these [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► characters part of it is that it is like [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► videogame figures banging up against [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► each other [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► I also feel that at some point right [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► around here maybe when Steve cited a [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► little bit earlier where it's sort of [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► like nothing good happens past this [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► point I feel like the movie shifts from [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► being the obligatory list of references [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► to the wii now we've this is the part we [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► wrote early that we knew was going to be [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► the end of the trilogy and then [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► everything else is backfilled to that [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► moment I feel like we're in that moment [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► now we're now we're completely on rails [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► and everything is just obligatory it has [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► to be this way i wrote in a fanzine in [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► 1978 the darth vader lost you know was [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► scarred in lava and so there has to be a [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► lava planet and there has to be a battle [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► and it is all a blanket or actors dots [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► and it has to be bigger it's like it's [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► like the bad version of Return of the [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► Jedi we're like we needed even bigger [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► space battle i think they pull that off [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► its like this needs to be the biggest [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► lightsaber battle the most banging of [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► lightsabers together and they did that [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► for sheer number of times two [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► lightsabers hit each other this probably [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► is the record but it's just monotonous [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► and there's no pace to it and like i [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► said i don't even talk to each other [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► have the same compared to like the you [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► know Empire Strikes vaccine with the [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► with a battle that takes probably the [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► same amount of time with like one [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► ten-thousandth the number lightsaber [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► clashes in 20 times the dialogue where [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► should this not also be the ultimate yes [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► decision sewing jamming the decision [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► point of these characters there's one [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► there's one moment in this that just [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► makes me completely it it bring it like [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► anakin it breaks my heart for the poor [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► people of X guys because there's that [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► moment where there are clashing and [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► they're they're standing on some sort of [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► a pipe or something and their [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► lightsabers meet and then there's like a [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► gigantic wave of lava that shoots up [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► find him and I gotta see that and not [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► think if this film had been done right [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► how absolutely beautiful that scene [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► would have been a helping hand moving [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► and amazing it would have been and [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► instead it's just completely wasted on [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► this piece of crap this okay we've got [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► it we've got an awesome fight that's [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► lots of banging of lightsabers against [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► other lightsabers the whole point of [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► this fight should be this is the final [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► moment not in lightsabers but in [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► characters where obi-wan and Anakin are [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► making their final arguments with each [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► other right and that argument should be [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► about well the jedis the Jedi is better [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► you need to rethink this and all that [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► and instead it's just where we're [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► enemies now let's fight and see who wins [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► and it's it's it's a shame this should [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► this is the tragic core of the story [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► except it's not it's just another [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► lightsaber back even more than that [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► Jason I think it comes down to the [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► personal relationship these guys you [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► know in a in a ham-fisted Lee delivered [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► line from everyone later [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► these guys are best friends these guys [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► are others and your stretches and that's [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► the falling out of two people who are [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► like really good friends and that [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► happens and it's so easy like again like [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► John's point about the like breaking [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► your heart seemed like that's something [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► that is not hard to show but we want to [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► feel that these guys who have suffered [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► and been through so much together have [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► just finally come to this these [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► loggerheads and is the only way to get [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► that out is that they're physically [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► going to fight and and yet none of that [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► it's totally robbed of any emotion it's [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► a damn shame and how much more meaning [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► that would have if if if Anakin had sort [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► of gradually moved to a sort of semi [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► reasonable position on the Sith instead [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► of killing younglings right yeah [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► also i am i'm reminded again to go back [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► to the original trilogy of you know when [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► last we met you were the master I I kind [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► of wanted that here I wanted to feel [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► more like this battle is a really open [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► one holding it holding back because he [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► can't bear and and there's a little of [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► it but I felt like I wanted to feel like [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► obi-wan's the master here he's got this [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► the only reason this goes on is he's [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► trying very hard not to kill Anakin you [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► didn't have a real hard time leveling [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► the power [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► I'm a bit like the balance and writing [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► 40 isn't always the window the most [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► powerful what about yoga but Hannigan's [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► also be more powerful but in general [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► obi-wan seems more as if you like the [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► they don't have a good they never really [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► established the power hierarchy of the [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► Jedi despite the fact that they have [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► explicit lines like my powers have [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► doubled in blood like an 83 on the [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► midi-chlorian scale it doesn't make [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► sense how they stack up to each other [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► which makes these which makes these [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► scenes unclear again you know is obi-wan [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► holding back is Palpatine holding back [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► is like you never quite know where is [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► the hierarchy of power so much clearer [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► in the original trilogy you knew [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► like what you know you knew how it went [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► Emperor than Vader than luke and I can [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► and it was born out and like you didn't [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► think that that Luke was holding back [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► and he could have defeated innovator and [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► empire he wasn't like it was so clear [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► and this it just it you know it makes [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► that it makes you not care about them [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► being lightsabers they save like the [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► thing for the end where he actually says [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► the lines like we were supposed to be [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► friends like all right fine bad writing [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► whatever but you just spent 20 minutes [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► boring me by hitting your lightsabres [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► together before you got to that seen you [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► could have been doing that while you [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► were fighting or in between and because [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► the choreography could have been more [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► impressive instead of having a visual [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► effects come Center like there's some of [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► the stuff makes no sense hero be one [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► takes like a tactical retreat on to like [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► a pylon or something like that and [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► they're just beginning wedding where the [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► robots they're robots that are doing the [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► work at the in the planet which makes it [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► even dumber because apparently I i was [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► thinking like flying drugs with buckets [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► seems like the least efficient way to do [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► well then what are the odds that the [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► flying bucket and the other flying [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► platform happened to stay within light [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► say that each other for the next week [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► yeah they want to see a good fight too [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► so you know there's no sweetheart it's [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► the eight-year-old approach again like [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► oh you'll be awesome lava different [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► platforms in fact that not just that its [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► fight choreography done by whoever it is [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► is doing the video game design because [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► to get can't remember what was that [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► episode 2 in which drama dollars doing [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► that I'm sorry in which apartment is [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► doing the thing where she she lets you [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► she finds herself like in a super mario [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► land level [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► yeah just jump over the swing of things [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► and ducked out and then swing and now [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► it's a left-to-right scroller thing it's [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► like the problem [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► yeah I'm surprised we don't get a donkey [TS]