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606: A Decade of Half-Presses

 

00:00:00 ◼   ► - I am back on the beach today and I'm so happy.

00:00:02 ◼   ► The beach in September is beautiful

00:00:04 ◼   ► because it's still pretty warm,

00:00:07 ◼   ► some of the restaurants are still open,

00:00:09 ◼   ► and there's no one here.

00:00:10 ◼   ► 'Cause as soon as the school year starts,

00:00:14 ◼   ► everyone stops coming here.

00:00:16 ◼   ► It's like the workers who work locally here

00:00:19 ◼   ► call it Tumbleweed Tuesday, the day after Labor Day,

00:00:21 ◼   ► because it's just, it literally is like a light switch.

00:00:25 ◼   ► Like Labor Day weekend, massive, crowded, everything,

00:00:28 ◼   ► and then literally Tuesday,

00:00:30 ◼   ► just Tumbleweeds blow through the town, no one is here.

00:00:33 ◼   ► So it is, we're not able to spend a ton of time here

00:00:37 ◼   ► because we also are bound now by the mainland school year,

00:00:40 ◼   ► but wow, it's so nice here.

00:00:43 ◼   ► It's like walking through one of those

00:00:45 ◼   ► deserted video game levels.

00:00:46 ◼   ► - Fewer zombies.

00:00:47 ◼   ► - Yeah, well, I mean, the few people who were left,

00:00:51 ◼   ► we're certainly an eccentric crowd.

00:00:54 ◼   ► Certainly some characters walking around.

00:00:57 ◼   ► We don't get sent on a lot of side quests though,

00:00:59 ◼   ► but it is certainly some eccentrics.

00:01:04 ◼   ► That's part of one of the best things I love

00:01:07 ◼   ► about being here in this weird beach town

00:01:09 ◼   ► is that the people who are here for long enough,

00:01:13 ◼   ► I don't know if it makes you eccentric,

00:01:15 ◼   ► or if only eccentric people can tolerate being here

00:01:17 ◼   ► for that long, but whatever it is,

00:01:19 ◼   ► it selects for eccentricity.

00:01:22 ◼   ► And so everyone here is weird.

00:01:24 ◼   ► Like I fit in great, 'cause I'm weird too.

00:01:27 ◼   ► And I'm weird in different ways than some of the other ones,

00:01:29 ◼   ► but like everyone here is just so gloriously weird.

00:01:34 ◼   ► I feel so at home here.

00:01:36 ◼   ► Like Long Island, Long Island has its weirdos for sure,

00:01:39 ◼   ► but it's more like regular suburban America.

00:01:42 ◼   ► You don't see a lot of that coming out.

00:01:44 ◼   ► In the beach town, everyone lets their weirdness fly,

00:01:48 ◼   ► and it is just glorious to be here.

00:01:50 ◼   ► And you feel like the most normal person,

00:01:53 ◼   ► even when you are as weird as I am.

00:01:56 ◼   ► - Oh my.

00:01:57 ◼   ► Do you have your car back?

00:01:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, I've got it back, the issue has not recurred,

00:02:01 ◼   ► it's been fine.

00:02:01 ◼   ► I actually heard from a couple of listeners who wrote in

00:02:04 ◼   ► who said that they actually had similar problems

00:02:06 ◼   ► with like some high voltage error message

00:02:08 ◼   ► with their BMW iX on its first day,

00:02:11 ◼   ► and then they got it fixed and they never saw it again.

00:02:13 ◼   ► So I'm hoping that's going to happen to me.

00:02:16 ◼   ► Otherwise, still loving the car, it's still really great.

00:02:20 ◼   ► There's nothing more to report there.

00:02:21 ◼   ► I hope it's now gonna be just a boring car ownership story

00:02:25 ◼   ► for the next three years, and then I'll pick something else

00:02:28 ◼   ► or the same thing again, or buy this one, who knows.

00:02:30 ◼   ► But I look forward to going back to my car

00:02:34 ◼   ► not being a point of flux.

00:02:37 ◼   ► I've had various neck and shoulder tension issues

00:02:42 ◼   ► over the last couple of years,

00:02:43 ◼   ► working through some weird little issues.

00:02:45 ◼   ► During all the Caribbean drama,

00:02:47 ◼   ► I couldn't even turn my head all the way to one side.

00:02:50 ◼   ► It was really bad.

00:02:51 ◼   ► My whole shoulder blade was all tense,

00:02:53 ◼   ► and I went to a physical therapist

00:02:56 ◼   ► and fixed it a little bit,

00:02:57 ◼   ► but I had to go back the next week to fix it more.

00:03:00 ◼   ► And then as soon as I got the new car,

00:03:04 ◼   ► it was like a light switch turned off there too.

00:03:07 ◼   ► It's like, it was just all that stress was just melted away

00:03:11 ◼   ► as it just started working, and it just didn't,

00:03:14 ◼   ► it wasn't causing all this problem

00:03:17 ◼   ► and distraction in my life.

00:03:19 ◼   ► - Did the physical therapist tell you

00:03:20 ◼   ► that your neck was too smart to move?

00:03:22 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:03:24 ◼   ► - All right, before we get started, it is still September.

00:03:29 ◼   ► There's a week left in September,

00:03:31 ◼   ► and September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month,

00:03:35 ◼   ► which means we are still, still trying to raise money

00:03:38 ◼   ► for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

00:03:41 ◼   ► At one point, I had my little show notes up

00:03:43 ◼   ► or that would tell me the talking points I'm supposed to use

00:03:46 ◼   ► but I accidentally closed it.

00:03:47 ◼   ► So I'm gonna do this off the dome, as Marilyn would say.

00:03:50 ◼   ► - You don't need notes, you've lived it now.

00:03:52 ◼   ► - I've lived it, yes, that's right.

00:03:53 ◼   ► So speaking of, this past Friday as we record,

00:03:55 ◼   ► I was in Memphis at St. Jude's campus,

00:03:59 ◼   ► and we did 12 hours of live telethon.

00:04:04 ◼   ► We called the podcast-a-thon, it was myself, Mike Hurley,

00:04:06 ◼   ► Stephen Hackett, Jason Snell, and Kathy Campbell,

00:04:09 ◼   ► and we did all sorts of fun hijinks for 12 hours

00:04:12 ◼   ► and raised $130,000 or thereabouts

00:04:15 ◼   ► for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

00:04:16 ◼   ► So why do we do it?

00:04:17 ◼   ► St. Jude is, like I've said several times now,

00:04:20 ◼   ► a children's research hospital.

00:04:22 ◼   ► So some of the incredible stuff that they do

00:04:24 ◼   ► is not only do they treat children who are really

00:04:28 ◼   ► in the throes of terrible life-threatening illnesses,

00:04:31 ◼   ► but they also do a ton of research

00:04:33 ◼   ► and they try to figure out ways to make sure

00:04:36 ◼   ► that no child would die in the dawn of their lives

00:04:40 ◼   ► and in the beginning of their lives.

00:04:41 ◼   ► And so when I was there, I attended a couple of talks

00:04:46 ◼   ► from some doctors there who were just talking

00:04:50 ◼   ► about these absolutely phenomenal things that they're doing

00:04:53 ◼   ► and how they're looking at research for one type of cancer

00:04:56 ◼   ► and very cautiously and in a controlled way

00:04:59 ◼   ► applying it to different kinds of cancer

00:05:00 ◼   ► and finding incredible, incredible solutions

00:05:04 ◼   ► and fixes and whatnot.

00:05:05 ◼   ► The work they do there is incredible.

00:05:07 ◼   ► They talk about how they're doing DNA sequencing

00:05:09 ◼   ► in order to figure out, okay, well, we know that you have,

00:05:12 ◼   ► let's say not a cancer, say epilepsy.

00:05:14 ◼   ► We know you have epilepsy, but it could be one

00:05:17 ◼   ► of 50 different kinds of epilepsy.

00:05:19 ◼   ► But thanks to genetic sequencing, we can say, oh, no, no,

00:05:21 ◼   ► your particular style of epilepsy is the one, two, three,

00:05:24 ◼   ► four, five style and we know that this drug

00:05:27 ◼   ► treats that one, two, three, four, five style really well

00:05:29 ◼   ► and we shouldn't use this other drug

00:05:30 ◼   ► that treats the six, seven, eight, nine, 10 style

00:05:32 ◼   ► or whatever the case may be.

00:05:34 ◼   ► The work that St. Jude does is really incredible

00:05:36 ◼   ► and one of the most incredible things

00:05:37 ◼   ► about what St. Jude does is that they do this

00:05:39 ◼   ► without billing their patients or their patients' families.

00:05:43 ◼   ► So their perspective is, if you have a child

00:05:46 ◼   ► that's fighting for their lives,

00:05:48 ◼   ► the last thing you wanna worry about as a family

00:05:50 ◼   ► is anything but helping that child

00:05:53 ◼   ► and making that child feel better.

00:05:55 ◼   ► If you need help getting to Memphis,

00:05:58 ◼   ► they will fund the trip to Memphis.

00:06:00 ◼   ► If you need help staying in Memphis,

00:06:02 ◼   ► they will figure out a way for you to stay in Memphis,

00:06:04 ◼   ► either on their own campus or somewhere else.

00:06:06 ◼   ► If you need the patient or perhaps a sibling

00:06:10 ◼   ► to go to school, they have a school on campus,

00:06:13 ◼   ► it's just utterly incredible all the work

00:06:16 ◼   ► that St. Jude does in order to do everything they can

00:06:19 ◼   ► to stop this just terrible, terrible series of diseases

00:06:23 ◼   ► 'cause it's not just cancer, like I said.

00:06:25 ◼   ► So how can you help?

00:06:26 ◼   ► Well, you can do a couple things.

00:06:27 ◼   ► You can go to stjude.org/atp, S-T-J-U-D-E.org/atp

00:06:31 ◼   ► and you can throw them a few bucks.

00:06:32 ◼   ► Now, we've done a phenomenal job this year,

00:06:35 ◼   ► a truly incredible job.

00:06:37 ◼   ► We've broken all, Relay as a whole

00:06:39 ◼   ► has broken all of its records.

00:06:41 ◼   ► As I sit here now, we're over $800,000 raised.

00:06:44 ◼   ► But here's the thing, St. Jude uses a lot of money

00:06:46 ◼   ► because all this research is expensive.

00:06:48 ◼   ► All the treatments are expensive.

00:06:50 ◼   ► And they're also trying to help fund treatments

00:06:53 ◼   ► going to other countries.

00:06:54 ◼   ► There's a program, I forget the specifics

00:06:57 ◼   ► off the top of my head, but they're trying to figure out

00:06:59 ◼   ► a way to get chemotherapy treatments into other countries.

00:07:04 ◼   ► This isn't just America here.

00:07:06 ◼   ► So you can go to stjude.org/atp

00:07:07 ◼   ► and you can throw them a few bucks, five bucks, 10 bucks,

00:07:09 ◼   ► it doesn't matter.

00:07:10 ◼   ► Anything you can contribute is helpful.

00:07:12 ◼   ► And I think that I and perhaps the three of us

00:07:15 ◼   ► kind of get ourselves wrapped around the axle

00:07:17 ◼   ► about the big donations, but truly,

00:07:19 ◼   ► anything you can offer is helpful.

00:07:23 ◼   ► I saw Ryan Richard, excuse me, Ryan Ricard earlier today

00:07:27 ◼   ► posted this, which I thought was great.

00:07:30 ◼   ► And we're gonna talk about the Marco offset in a second,

00:07:32 ◼   ► but Ryan said an idea for an alternative Marco offset

00:07:35 ◼   ► for those who didn't buy Apple stuff this year,

00:07:37 ◼   ► check any credit cards with cash rewards.

00:07:39 ◼   ► Mine had over $100 hanging around,

00:07:40 ◼   ► which I was happy to hand over to St. Jude.

00:07:42 ◼   ► This is free money that you got generally

00:07:45 ◼   ► for being a wealthy person, but it's no more valuable.

00:07:47 ◼   ► I think that's great.

00:07:49 ◼   ► So you could do that or you could apply the Marco offset.

00:07:51 ◼   ► Marco, do you know anything about the Marco offset

00:07:53 ◼   ► or is that just a funny coincidence?

00:07:55 ◼   ► - I've never heard of that before.

00:07:56 ◼   ► No, actually I think I'm up with where,

00:07:57 ◼   ► so you look at your purchases this fall

00:08:00 ◼   ► of your new tech devices that you might've frivolously

00:08:04 ◼   ► to some degree purchased.

00:08:05 ◼   ► Maybe you could have gone without these tech devices,

00:08:07 ◼   ► but you have your tech devices and you have

00:08:10 ◼   ► the baseline price for the device family.

00:08:12 ◼   ► So if it's the iPhone Pro, that's $999 or whatever.

00:08:15 ◼   ► And then you add up whatever you actually spent

00:08:18 ◼   ► at checkout or will spend over time

00:08:20 ◼   ► with Apple Care descriptions or whatever.

00:08:22 ◼   ► So it's gonna include things like sales tax,

00:08:24 ◼   ► storage upgrades, size upgrades, cases,

00:08:27 ◼   ► any kind of accessories you bought

00:08:28 ◼   ► when you bought your new phone or whatever.

00:08:30 ◼   ► Add those up, subtract the base price for the family.

00:08:33 ◼   ► That is your Marco offset.

00:08:34 ◼   ► So for a $1000 phone, it might be a few hundred bucks.

00:08:37 ◼   ► And that is my suggested minimum donation

00:08:41 ◼   ► that you consider putting into St. Jude.

00:08:44 ◼   ► If you can swing it, that's great.

00:08:46 ◼   ► If you can swing more, that's great too.

00:08:48 ◼   ► If you can't swing that, but you can swing 10 bucks,

00:08:50 ◼   ► 20 bucks, good, that's great too.

00:08:51 ◼   ► Every little bit helps, so please.

00:08:53 ◼   ► And you can actually, as Casey I believe mentioned,

00:08:56 ◼   ► you can go to the marcooffset.com to actually

00:08:59 ◼   ► compute this amount based on the iPhone purchase

00:09:03 ◼   ► for this year.

00:09:04 ◼   ► But yeah, basically look at what you tack on

00:09:07 ◼   ► to your tech purchases as kind of extra money

00:09:10 ◼   ► that you don't scrutinize too much maybe.

00:09:13 ◼   ► And that's a pretty good barometer

00:09:14 ◼   ► for what you can probably afford to give if you can.

00:09:16 ◼   ► So help out if you can, please.

00:09:18 ◼   ► It helps a lot and we appreciate it.

00:09:20 ◼   ► - Very much so.

00:09:21 ◼   ► Now John, I mentioned earlier that I was recording

00:09:24 ◼   ► or I was doing a telethon for 12 straight hours.

00:09:27 ◼   ► Did you know anything about that by chance?

00:09:30 ◼   ► - I did, I watched almost all of it

00:09:32 ◼   ► and I appeared briefly for 15 minutes of those 12 hours.

00:09:36 ◼   ► So I was glad to contribute in my small way.

00:09:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, and so John and Jason did a live recording

00:09:43 ◼   ► of Robot or Not and I was basically--

00:09:44 ◼   ► - With you there in the peanut gallery.

00:09:46 ◼   ► - Exactly right, exactly what I was gonna say.

00:09:48 ◼   ► So I was the peanut gallery for that.

00:09:49 ◼   ► That was, I don't know, like hour eight or nine

00:09:52 ◼   ► or something like that.

00:09:52 ◼   ► It was toward the end of the broadcast,

00:09:54 ◼   ► I don't recall exactly when, but you can look it up

00:09:55 ◼   ► and you can check it out.

00:09:56 ◼   ► So again, I don't know if we're gonna do this again

00:09:59 ◼   ► next week, this might be the last time.

00:10:00 ◼   ► We probably will next week, maybe, actually maybe not.

00:10:03 ◼   ► We'll see, but one way or another, stjude.org/atp,

00:10:06 ◼   ► S-T-J-U-D-E.org/atp, please and thank you.

00:10:09 ◼   ► We truly, truly, truly, truly appreciate all the money

00:10:12 ◼   ► that you have sent because again,

00:10:15 ◼   ► most of the money that we have earned for St. Jude

00:10:18 ◼   ► comes from the five, 10, $15 donations.

00:10:20 ◼   ► So please, anything you can do, please feel free.

00:10:23 ◼   ► Stjude.org/atp.

00:10:25 ◼   ► Let's do some follow up.

00:10:26 ◼   ► John, you've gotten some solutions

00:10:28 ◼   ► to your extracting file names from photos conundrum.

00:10:32 ◼   ► Would you, if you don't mind, give a super duper brief recap

00:10:36 ◼   ► of what the issue was, please.

00:10:37 ◼   ► - Yep, this was from our photo workflows

00:10:39 ◼   ► member special episode where we all described

00:10:42 ◼   ► the way we deal with photos

00:10:43 ◼   ► and also of our photography equipment.

00:10:46 ◼   ► Casey's system was the weirdest,

00:10:47 ◼   ► but mine had one step in it that was definitely troubling

00:10:52 ◼   ► and problematic and it involved me taking screenshots

00:10:55 ◼   ► of the photos app and then OCRing text out of them

00:10:58 ◼   ► because photos does not provide a convenient way

00:11:00 ◼   ► to select a bunch of photos

00:11:01 ◼   ► and then just copy their file names,

00:11:04 ◼   ► which would be very helpful.

00:11:05 ◼   ► So many, many people sent me solutions.

00:11:08 ◼   ► As I said on the show, like, oh,

00:11:10 ◼   ► I think maybe it was Casey's or something,

00:11:11 ◼   ► why don't you just use AppleScript?

00:11:12 ◼   ► I'm like, yeah, that would totally work,

00:11:13 ◼   ► but I hate AppleScript so much, which is true, I do.

00:11:17 ◼   ► But one of the things that a couple of people did

00:11:19 ◼   ► is they said, hey, I hate AppleScript too,

00:11:21 ◼   ► but I asked chat GPT to write me an AppleScript.

00:11:24 ◼   ► And I said, you know what, that's a good idea.

00:11:26 ◼   ► I do hate AppleScript, but I use chat GPT all the time

00:11:28 ◼   ► for programming stuff, so let's give it a shot.

00:11:30 ◼   ► So I went and opened up my own chat GPT window

00:11:33 ◼   ► and asked it to write an AppleScript for me and it did.

00:11:36 ◼   ► And you know, the script didn't work, but you know,

00:11:38 ◼   ► it's chat GPT sometimes it needs a little bit of help.

00:11:40 ◼   ► Like it just got like one or two small things wrong

00:11:42 ◼   ► and I fixed them and it was fine.

00:11:43 ◼   ► I'm like, hey, now I have an AppleScript.

00:11:45 ◼   ► And of course, once I've got that AppleScript to,

00:11:48 ◼   ► and by the way, what I wanted the AppleScript to do

00:11:51 ◼   ► was get the file names of the current selection.

00:11:54 ◼   ► Lots of other people were saying, oh, we'll get file names

00:11:55 ◼   ► of all your favorites.

00:11:56 ◼   ► That's, you know, 50,000 photos, don't do that.

00:11:59 ◼   ► Or we'll get the file names of all the favorites

00:12:01 ◼   ► within a date range, then you have to pick a date range.

00:12:03 ◼   ► It's like, no, just let me just select the photos.

00:12:06 ◼   ► You know, whenever I'm doing my workflow in photos,

00:12:09 ◼   ► this, during this step, it's very easy for me

00:12:11 ◼   ► to simply select the favorites that I've just processed.

00:12:15 ◼   ► And you know, maybe worst case it's like 200 photos

00:12:17 ◼   ► or something, so I can just, you know,

00:12:19 ◼   ► click and then shift click, I've made a selection.

00:12:22 ◼   ► Then I run the script and it can get the file names

00:12:24 ◼   ► out of the thing.

00:12:25 ◼   ► So that's what I did, I made an AppleScript that did that.

00:12:26 ◼   ► And of course, once I have an AppleScript that does that,

00:12:28 ◼   ► you know where I'm going, straight to Perl.

00:12:30 ◼   ► So I wrote a Perl script that calls the AppleScript

00:12:33 ◼   ► using the OSA script command line thing or whatever.

00:12:36 ◼   ► So now, what I've written for myself is a Perl script

00:12:38 ◼   ► that all I have to do the next time I'm doing

00:12:40 ◼   ► this sort of workflow is select the photos that I want.

00:12:43 ◼   ► And again, listen to the episode if you want to hear

00:12:45 ◼   ► what I'm selecting, whatever, but select the photos

00:12:47 ◼   ► that I want and then run the Perl script.

00:12:49 ◼   ► There is no other step and when I run the Perl script,

00:12:51 ◼   ► it will get this file names of the ones that are selected

00:12:54 ◼   ► from photos using the AppleScript.

00:12:55 ◼   ► And then for each one of those file names,

00:12:57 ◼   ► it will look to see if there's a raw on my mounted SD card

00:13:01 ◼   ► with the raws in it.

00:13:02 ◼   ► And if there is a raw with that file name,

00:13:03 ◼   ► it will copy it and do all the things.

00:13:05 ◼   ► So that's gonna save me a lot of time

00:13:07 ◼   ► and a lot of screenshotting.

00:13:09 ◼   ► Now, having said that, oh, and by the way,

00:13:11 ◼   ► I will link in the show notes to my AppleScript.

00:13:14 ◼   ► It's not very exciting, it's exactly what ChatGPT

00:13:16 ◼   ► would give you with like one bug fixed.

00:13:18 ◼   ► So anyway, it's very straightforward,

00:13:20 ◼   ► I just really hate AppleScript and I'm glad ChatGPT

00:13:23 ◼   ► did it for me because I wouldn't want to have to look up

00:13:25 ◼   ► all that stuff because I just hate it.

00:13:27 ◼   ► - I really just like AppleScript.

00:13:29 ◼   ► I get why it's the way it is largely

00:13:31 ◼   ► and I do think it's potentially for the best,

00:13:34 ◼   ► but I also don't particularly care for it.

00:13:36 ◼   ► I was going to ask you, why are you printing the file names

00:13:40 ◼   ► or returning the file names rather than just copying them

00:13:42 ◼   ► to the clipboard?

00:13:43 ◼   ► But I didn't think that because now you have

00:13:46 ◼   ► something you can throw Perl at, of course,

00:13:48 ◼   ► that's what you're gonna do.

00:13:49 ◼   ► - That's right, yeah, that's why at the end of it,

00:13:50 ◼   ► you'll see I'm emitting the file names one per line

00:13:54 ◼   ► as opposed to comma separated or as JSON or whatever.

00:13:57 ◼   ► One per line is straightforward.

00:13:58 ◼   ► I promise to never have new lines in my file names, right?

00:14:01 ◼   ► Just, it'll be fine.

00:14:03 ◼   ► Yeah, yeah, I just want text output to standard out

00:14:06 ◼   ► and then I just feed that into Perl.

00:14:08 ◼   ► It's my preferred way of doing things.

00:14:11 ◼   ► All right, now on to all the many, many suggestions

00:14:13 ◼   ► people sent because so many people sent suggestions.

00:14:15 ◼   ► I hope an equal or greater number of people send suggestions

00:14:18 ◼   ► to Casey, but I don't know what Casey sees.

00:14:19 ◼   ► All I know is what I see and I saw a bazillion suggestions

00:14:23 ◼   ► for this one step in my workflow.

00:14:24 ◼   ► By far the most popular, which boggles my mind was,

00:14:28 ◼   ► hey, why don't you just export all the photos?

00:14:30 ◼   ► 'Cause once you've exported them to the finder,

00:14:32 ◼   ► then you can just select them in the finder and hit copy

00:14:33 ◼   ► or you can do, you know, once they're files

00:14:35 ◼   ► in the file system, there's a million ways

00:14:36 ◼   ► to get the file names from them, you know what I mean?

00:14:39 ◼   ► Yeah, that would work, but why in the world,

00:14:42 ◼   ► why export photos and make it like,

00:14:45 ◼   ► you know, can you do it small size?

00:14:46 ◼   ► They won't take up a lot of room, you know,

00:14:48 ◼   ► but why would I make it do all that work?

00:14:49 ◼   ► Why is empathy for the machine?

00:14:50 ◼   ► Why would I make it like recompress, export,

00:14:53 ◼   ► make a bunch of files just so I can get the file names

00:14:55 ◼   ► and then delete the things at all?

00:14:56 ◼   ► No, no, that's, I mean, yes, that was technically,

00:15:00 ◼   ► that would absolutely work.

00:15:01 ◼   ► And some might find it preferable

00:15:03 ◼   ► to what I was doing with OCRing,

00:15:05 ◼   ► but at least when I was OCRing,

00:15:06 ◼   ► I was making one screenshot for dozens and dozens of photos

00:15:09 ◼   ► because I have a very big screen, right?

00:15:11 ◼   ► Actually, yeah, exporting the files.

00:15:13 ◼   ► Everyone suggested that.

00:15:14 ◼   ► I guess, I mean, I guess if you're not in a kind of like,

00:15:18 ◼   ► I'm gonna write an automation script mindset,

00:15:20 ◼   ► this is the most straightforward way to do it.

00:15:22 ◼   ► Hey, you want file names?

00:15:23 ◼   ► Make files, they've got names, boom, problem solved.

00:15:26 ◼   ► But no, I'm not, that's a solution I reject.

00:15:30 ◼   ► Some other people suggested using shortcuts,

00:15:32 ◼   ► which is sort of the modern,

00:15:33 ◼   ► sort of Apple script type equivalent.

00:15:35 ◼   ► We'll put a link in the show notes

00:15:36 ◼   ► to an example one from Josh Woodward.

00:15:38 ◼   ► Shortcuts can totally do all this stuff, I'm sure.

00:15:40 ◼   ► Shortcuts, I find, I'm even more allergic to

00:15:42 ◼   ► than Apple scripts because I'm a programmer

00:15:44 ◼   ► and at least Apple script lets me

00:15:45 ◼   ► sort of kind of do programming,

00:15:46 ◼   ► but shortcuts makes me like arrange widgets in a GUI

00:15:50 ◼   ► instead of programming.

00:15:51 ◼   ► And I'm glad that it exists

00:15:53 ◼   ► and I'm glad that it is very powerful.

00:15:55 ◼   ► It can do lots of things

00:15:56 ◼   ► and I'm glad a lot of people like it.

00:15:58 ◼   ► Not for me, but we'll put an example in there.

00:16:01 ◼   ► Mootly suggested a Python project,

00:16:04 ◼   ► which we'll link to in the show notes

00:16:06 ◼   ► called OS X, OS 10, whatever, OS X photos.

00:16:11 ◼   ► And it's a command line utility

00:16:12 ◼   ► that talks directly to the photos database

00:16:14 ◼   ► and it can do all sorts of stuff.

00:16:16 ◼   ► It can output stuff as CSV or JSON

00:16:20 ◼   ► and you can also, of course, query the SQLite database

00:16:24 ◼   ► that is behind photos yourself.

00:16:26 ◼   ► For some reason that I don't understand

00:16:28 ◼   ► that someone from Apple will surely write in

00:16:30 ◼   ► and tell us about all the tables that are interesting

00:16:32 ◼   ► in the SQLite database, beginning with the letter Z.

00:16:34 ◼   ► Is it like a core data thing or something?

00:16:36 ◼   ► I don't even know. - I think so, yeah.

00:16:37 ◼   ► - Yeah, anyway, the Z asset table has the info you want,

00:16:40 ◼   ► but this Python command line utility

00:16:42 ◼   ► will just basically bypass everything

00:16:44 ◼   ► and let you just query the database.

00:16:46 ◼   ► I don't think I actually want that

00:16:48 ◼   ► because I imagine the current selection

00:16:49 ◼   ► isn't reflected in the database,

00:16:51 ◼   ► but I could be wrong about that.

00:16:52 ◼   ► But anyway, because I want to go off of the current selection

00:16:54 ◼   ► as just a flexible way of saying,

00:16:56 ◼   ► I know which photos I'm dealing with here,

00:16:58 ◼   ► just let me select them in the app

00:16:59 ◼   ► and then run the script, right?

00:17:01 ◼   ► I don't know if it's convenient to get the current selection,

00:17:03 ◼   ► but that's another thing you could do.

00:17:05 ◼   ► Will LineWeber provide an example

00:17:08 ◼   ► of directly reading the photos database

00:17:09 ◼   ► if you want to see what that looks like.

00:17:10 ◼   ► It's just SQLite, it's just SQLite database.

00:17:12 ◼   ► You can just query it like the tables are wacky

00:17:15 ◼   ► and they begin with letter Z and the columns

00:17:17 ◼   ► are maybe not what you expect, but you can do it.

00:17:19 ◼   ► And finally, a couple of people sent Swift code

00:17:21 ◼   ► that uses PhotoKit.

00:17:23 ◼   ► We'll put a link in the show notes to one on GitHub

00:17:26 ◼   ► from Alex Mazinoff, _DavidSmith also provided one.

00:17:29 ◼   ► Yep, Apple obviously has APIs to get to the photos database.

00:17:32 ◼   ► That's how you can do photo pickers

00:17:34 ◼   ► and all sorts of other stuff that interacts with it.

00:17:36 ◼   ► And you can write Swift to do that.

00:17:38 ◼   ► So if Swift is your preferred language, like Perl is mine,

00:17:40 ◼   ► you can write up a Swift quote-unquote script.

00:17:44 ◼   ► Same thing, put a line at the top

00:17:47 ◼   ► that will run user bin Swift or whatever.

00:17:49 ◼   ► You can use Swift like that

00:17:51 ◼   ► and it will compile it on the fly and run your thing.

00:17:53 ◼   ► Same caveats about, I'm not sure you can get

00:17:56 ◼   ► the current selection from the photos app

00:17:57 ◼   ► without asking it through shortcuts or AppleScript,

00:18:00 ◼   ► but I could be wrong with that as well.

00:18:03 ◼   ► There are lots of ways to skin this cat,

00:18:05 ◼   ► but predictably the way I did it is with Perl

00:18:08 ◼   ► with the smallest amount of AppleScript possible

00:18:10 ◼   ► just to do the part that I didn't wanna do in Perl.

00:18:13 ◼   ► - With regard to your earlier half question,

00:18:16 ◼   ► what kind of feedback did I get?

00:18:17 ◼   ► I got basic, almost universally feedback

00:18:21 ◼   ► that what I was doing was wrong.

00:18:22 ◼   ► - From the internet?

00:18:23 ◼   ► - Yes, I know I'm shocked as well.

00:18:26 ◼   ► It came with various degrees of obnoxiousness/empathy.

00:18:31 ◼   ► I did get a couple of suggestions for minor things,

00:18:33 ◼   ► including I think the most actionable suggestion I got

00:18:36 ◼   ► was there's a couple other apps that'll do the GPS tagging

00:18:40 ◼   ► that I need to at least investigate

00:18:42 ◼   ► and see if they will better fit my workflow.

00:18:44 ◼   ► But for the most part, people just shook their heads

00:18:46 ◼   ► in mutual embarrassment on my behalf.

00:18:49 ◼   ► - Yeah, I thought we gave you

00:18:50 ◼   ► some good actionable improvements

00:18:52 ◼   ► that didn't really change your workflow,

00:18:53 ◼   ► but just ahead in this step you could do this

00:18:56 ◼   ► with less work or whatever during the episode.

00:18:59 ◼   ► But yes, obviously people are amazed

00:19:01 ◼   ► by the Rube Goldberg machine that you've constructed.

00:19:04 ◼   ► I also checked out that, I figured which one it was,

00:19:06 ◼   ► it was like the GPX, I should have put a link in here.

00:19:08 ◼   ► Someone suggested one of the tagging apps

00:19:11 ◼   ► that looked pretty good.

00:19:12 ◼   ► Basically it's just an app that you run on your phone

00:19:14 ◼   ► and it keeps track of your location

00:19:15 ◼   ► and it exports files in a format

00:19:16 ◼   ► that a lot of apps can read to tag your files.

00:19:19 ◼   ► Anything to get out of the world of proprietary,

00:19:21 ◼   ► like in my case, Sony apps,

00:19:23 ◼   ► that I think Sony recently discontinued their app anyway,

00:19:25 ◼   ► I don't even know if they replaced it,

00:19:26 ◼   ► but those apps were terrible.

00:19:29 ◼   ► The good thing those apps had going for them

00:19:30 ◼   ► is that they think they directly communicate

00:19:32 ◼   ► with the camera, so there's no like bringing it all

00:19:34 ◼   ► into the Mac and combining it or whatever,

00:19:36 ◼   ► but I'll gladly do that if it's something more sane.

00:19:39 ◼   ► So I have on my list to check out some of the apps.

00:19:41 ◼   ► I think I already downloaded one of them

00:19:43 ◼   ► to check out some of the apps

00:19:44 ◼   ► that can export this standardized format for GPS tagging.

00:19:46 ◼   ► And if I end up finding something that works

00:19:49 ◼   ► or if Casey does, we'll talk about it on the show, I'm sure.

00:19:51 ◼   ► - All right, then with regard to my question,

00:19:57 ◼   ► if I'm not mistaken, about, hey,

00:19:59 ◼   ► I kind of wish I could just always share all of my photos

00:20:02 ◼   ► to the shared library or at least default to that.

00:20:06 ◼   ► And what Apple tries to do is it tries to be smart about it.

00:20:08 ◼   ► And you can say, oh, when you're at home,

00:20:11 ◼   ► always go to the shared photo library.

00:20:13 ◼   ► And otherwise, if your partner or spouse

00:20:15 ◼   ► or what have you is nearby, I guess by way of Bluetooth,

00:20:18 ◼   ► then you can do shared photo library,

00:20:20 ◼   ► but otherwise it goes to your personal library.

00:20:22 ◼   ► And Alexander F wrote in to say,

00:20:25 ◼   ► if you select share manually in the shared library settings

00:20:28 ◼   ► and then just press the yellow bubble on the camera app,

00:20:30 ◼   ► it will remember that setting

00:20:31 ◼   ► and automatically always put all photos

00:20:34 ◼   ► in the shared library, regardless of what the smarts thinks.

00:20:37 ◼   ► I did this once when shared photo library came out

00:20:39 ◼   ► and haven't needed to touch it since.

00:20:40 ◼   ► That's a good tip, I didn't know that.

00:20:42 ◼   ► - Yeah, so there's a couple of nuances here.

00:20:43 ◼   ► One is like the feature that Casey was referring to,

00:20:46 ◼   ► like you get basically two choices of like,

00:20:48 ◼   ► hey, what do you want me to do

00:20:49 ◼   ► with respect to shared library?

00:20:50 ◼   ► And the choices are automatic,

00:20:52 ◼   ► which tries to do the smart thing and manual.

00:20:54 ◼   ► So Alexander's solution is first select manual.

00:20:58 ◼   ► And then second, in the camera app at the top,

00:21:01 ◼   ► there'll be this little yellow circle

00:21:02 ◼   ► with either like one little person's head in it

00:21:04 ◼   ► or two little people's heads in it.

00:21:06 ◼   ► Change it to two little people's head because that says,

00:21:08 ◼   ► hey, when you take a photo with this camera,

00:21:10 ◼   ► it'll go to the shared library and that's it.

00:21:13 ◼   ► And unlike many other settings,

00:21:16 ◼   ► there is nothing in the camera settings in iOS

00:21:20 ◼   ► that says in the section for preserving settings

00:21:23 ◼   ► that refers to this.

00:21:24 ◼   ► So if you go to settings, go to camera,

00:21:27 ◼   ► there's this thing of like,

00:21:28 ◼   ► hey, which settings do you want me to preserve

00:21:29 ◼   ► between launches of the camera?

00:21:31 ◼   ► So like you launch the camera

00:21:32 ◼   ► and say you change into video mode

00:21:35 ◼   ► and then you go to a different app.

00:21:36 ◼   ► When you come back to camera,

00:21:37 ◼   ► do you want it to still be in video mode

00:21:39 ◼   ► or do you just want it always to go back to camera?

00:21:41 ◼   ► That's an example of deciding

00:21:43 ◼   ► whether you want a setting to be preserved.

00:21:44 ◼   ► And Apple provides like a whole screen full of these.

00:21:46 ◼   ► You want me to preserve the style, the focus, the zoom,

00:21:50 ◼   ► like you can toggle these on and off.

00:21:53 ◼   ► And so if you've never checked that out,

00:21:55 ◼   ► if you're frustrated that every time you launch the camera,

00:21:57 ◼   ► it doesn't remember something

00:21:58 ◼   ► or it does remember some other thing,

00:21:59 ◼   ► you can change your mind about those.

00:22:01 ◼   ► But this shared versus non-shared thing

00:22:03 ◼   ► is not in that set of preferences.

00:22:05 ◼   ► As far as I can tell, it's just always remembered.

00:22:07 ◼   ► So as long as you set that setting and don't change it,

00:22:10 ◼   ► it will be preserved

00:22:11 ◼   ► and you basically have no choice about that.

00:22:13 ◼   ► You gotta be careful of,

00:22:14 ◼   ► especially if it's not your phone,

00:22:15 ◼   ► that someone doesn't accidentally hit that

00:22:17 ◼   ► and change it back to the other thing.

00:22:18 ◼   ► So there's some amount of vigilance required

00:22:20 ◼   ► to make sure you stay on sending everything to share it.

00:22:23 ◼   ► But this was a great tip.

00:22:24 ◼   ► I tried to do the same thing to my wife's camera app

00:22:26 ◼   ► and told her about it and said,

00:22:28 ◼   ► "Now everything will go into your shared library,"

00:22:30 ◼   ► because occasionally she sends things

00:22:31 ◼   ► into the regular library.

00:22:32 ◼   ► So set to manual, change the setting in the camera app,

00:22:37 ◼   ► and don't worry about the preserved settings

00:22:39 ◼   ► 'cause it doesn't apply to this particular thing.

00:22:42 ◼   ► - Excellent.

00:22:43 ◼   ► John, can you tell me about JPEG XL in iOS 18

00:22:46 ◼   ► and on the iPhone 16, please?

00:22:48 ◼   ► - So this was a bit of a letdown.

00:22:49 ◼   ► We had the rumors of Apple's gonna go to JPEG XL

00:22:52 ◼   ► and they did add support for JPEG XL in iOS 18

00:22:56 ◼   ► on the iPhone 16s, pretty much only,

00:22:58 ◼   ► and only for their ProRAW stuff.

00:23:02 ◼   ► So it's not like Keek where they said,

00:23:03 ◼   ► "Oh, by the way, all our cameras take photos

00:23:06 ◼   ► in a new format by default."

00:23:07 ◼   ► And it's this great new format.

00:23:08 ◼   ► They didn't say that.

00:23:09 ◼   ► They didn't talk about it at all.

00:23:11 ◼   ► But nevertheless, in iOS 18, on iPhone 16s only, I believe,

00:23:16 ◼   ► because when I was on iOS 16 and my 14 Pro

00:23:18 ◼   ► didn't mention JPEG XL anywhere.

00:23:20 ◼   ► So I think it's only on the 16s.

00:23:22 ◼   ► It's definitely not on the 14 Pro.

00:23:23 ◼   ► I can tell you that.

00:23:25 ◼   ► If you go to the formats section of the camera preferences,

00:23:29 ◼   ► you will see at the top pro default,

00:23:32 ◼   ► and you see heaf max, ProRAW 12 megapixel,

00:23:35 ◼   ► ProRAW max up to 18 megapixel.

00:23:37 ◼   ► And then the next section is ProRAW format

00:23:40 ◼   ► and your choices are JPEG lossless,

00:23:42 ◼   ► which they now list as most compatible.

00:23:44 ◼   ► And then there are two JPEG XL choices,

00:23:47 ◼   ► lossless and lossy.

00:23:48 ◼   ► And again, that's only for when you're shooting in RAWs.

00:23:51 ◼   ► You can have a lossless RAW with JPEG XL

00:23:54 ◼   ► or a lossy compressed RAW with JPEG XL.

00:23:56 ◼   ► Here's what PetaPixel had to say about it.

00:23:59 ◼   ► "Apple has wrapped JPEG XL photos inside a DNG container,

00:24:02 ◼   ► enabling ProRAW files to retain their flexibility

00:24:04 ◼   ► while being significantly smaller.

00:24:06 ◼   ► What would typically be a 75-ish megabyte ProRAW max file

00:24:09 ◼   ► will be a 20 megabyte in lossy ProRAW format

00:24:11 ◼   ► using JPEG XL compression.

00:24:13 ◼   ► A lossless file is still under 50 megabytes.

00:24:15 ◼   ► Without compromising quality,

00:24:17 ◼   ► these are significant storage savings."

00:24:18 ◼   ► So JPEG XL is on your iPhone if you have a newish iPhone

00:24:23 ◼   ► and if you're shooting in RAW.

00:24:24 ◼   ► And if you are, you can get files that are up to

00:24:26 ◼   ► half the size that they used to be at about the same quality.

00:24:30 ◼   ► So good, thumbs up, but it is not the JPEG XL revolution

00:24:33 ◼   ► that we had been waiting for.

00:24:34 ◼   ► So I did change to JPEG XL.

00:24:37 ◼   ► I think I went with lossless

00:24:38 ◼   ► just because I'm shooting in RAW.

00:24:40 ◼   ► I probably just, I do it so rarely on my phone,

00:24:43 ◼   ► I'll just pay the full cost of the size

00:24:44 ◼   ► and it's still smaller than it used to be.

00:24:46 ◼   ► So, you know, partial thumbs up on JPEG XL.

00:24:49 ◼   ► Hopefully it will expand over the years.

00:24:52 ◼   ► - Guillermo Rambo with regard to iPhone apps

00:24:56 ◼   ► spying via the microphone.

00:24:58 ◼   ► So we mostly debunked this, but then Guillermo said,

00:25:02 ◼   ► "I once found a vulnerability that allowed for an app

00:25:04 ◼   ► to listen to the user's AirPods microphone

00:25:06 ◼   ► in the background without permission,

00:25:07 ◼   ► but in a very limited way."

00:25:08 ◼   ► And this has already been fixed a couple of years ago now

00:25:11 ◼   ► in 16.1.

00:25:12 ◼   ► I'd forgotten about this.

00:25:13 ◼   ► I read this one, it debuted.

00:25:15 ◼   ► In fact, I think Guy might've had me proofread this form

00:25:18 ◼   ► if memory serves, although I might be wrong about that.

00:25:21 ◼   ► But anyways, it's a fascinating write-up.

00:25:23 ◼   ► It's not too long, really, really interesting

00:25:25 ◼   ► if you're even vaguely nerdy

00:25:27 ◼   ► and Guy does a great job of doing the write-up.

00:25:29 ◼   ► So I would definitely check that out.

00:25:30 ◼   ► Just if you're interested in, you know,

00:25:32 ◼   ► I don't know, like doing this sort of work

00:25:36 ◼   ► in kind of, what is it, white hat?

00:25:38 ◼   ► I don't really love that phrasing,

00:25:40 ◼   ► but you know, the kind of doing things that may seem bad,

00:25:43 ◼   ► but for good, and that's what Guy was doing.

00:25:45 ◼   ► And then Guy also added, "The iPhone 16 lineup

00:25:48 ◼   ► and all devices based on the A18 or M4

00:25:52 ◼   ► have a new secure exclave, that's not enclave, but exclave,

00:25:56 ◼   ► that presumably makes it impossible for an exploit,

00:25:58 ◼   ► even with kernel-level access,

00:25:59 ◼   ► to disable the microphone or camera in use indicators

00:26:02 ◼   ► because the little orange or green dot

00:26:03 ◼   ► is rendered by a separate OS running in an exclave

00:26:06 ◼   ► directly onto the display hardware."

00:26:08 ◼   ► That is pretty wild.

00:26:11 ◼   ► And anyways, Apple calls it the secure indicator light.

00:26:14 ◼   ► - I recall, like, way back in the PowerBook days, maybe,

00:26:17 ◼   ► or maybe it was the MacBook days,

00:26:18 ◼   ► there was similar indicator light

00:26:19 ◼   ► and Apple made similar claims about how,

00:26:22 ◼   ► well, it's impossible to hack this light

00:26:25 ◼   ► 'cause there's a hardware feature in the laptops

00:26:27 ◼   ► that basically says when the camera is active,

00:26:30 ◼   ► this light comes on.

00:26:30 ◼   ► Like, this was an example of it

00:26:31 ◼   ► not being software-mediated at all,

00:26:33 ◼   ► but it was something like,

00:26:34 ◼   ► hey, if the camera's on, the light's on,

00:26:35 ◼   ► there's no software environment,

00:26:37 ◼   ► software has no visibility into the light whatsoever,

00:26:39 ◼   ► can't turn it on, can't turn it off,

00:26:40 ◼   ► it's just like an electrical fact of life

00:26:43 ◼   ► about how we've connected the camera.

00:26:45 ◼   ► And even when they did that,

00:26:46 ◼   ► I believe someone found a way to get the camera

00:26:48 ◼   ► to turn on without the light going on.

00:26:49 ◼   ► Like, hackers are devious.

00:26:51 ◼   ► So this exclave is, you know, in the game of cat and mouse,

00:26:53 ◼   ► here's Apple's next move.

00:26:55 ◼   ► It's like, oh yeah?

00:26:56 ◼   ► Let's make it even harder for you to get this light.

00:26:58 ◼   ► Even if you have kernel access,

00:26:59 ◼   ► you still can't get it this big.

00:27:01 ◼   ► This is a different OS running in this secure exclave,

00:27:04 ◼   ► which is this other little machine that you can't get to.

00:27:06 ◼   ► The secure enclave is obviously where you can put secrets

00:27:08 ◼   ► that are hard to get to if you're running

00:27:10 ◼   ► on the main CPU SOC.

00:27:12 ◼   ► But now we have the secure exclave,

00:27:13 ◼   ► which is a whole other chip with a whole other OS.

00:27:15 ◼   ► It's even harder to get to.

00:27:17 ◼   ► And I'm sure that's true, but hackers are very devious.

00:27:20 ◼   ► So let's see how the next move goes.

00:27:21 ◼   ► But anyway, Apple continues to try to make it very difficult

00:27:25 ◼   ► to spy using its products without using the easiest method,

00:27:30 ◼   ► which is, of course, social engineering.

00:27:32 ◼   ► - Of course, the iPhone 16 and 16 Plus batteries,

00:27:38 ◼   ► you can remove them as you always could,

00:27:40 ◼   ► but in a very different way.

00:27:43 ◼   ► This is from MacRumors.

00:27:44 ◼   ► Apple has confirmed that the iPhone 16 and 16 Plus

00:27:46 ◼   ► have a new electrically induced battery removal process.

00:27:51 ◼   ► The batteries use a type of adhesive that can be loosened

00:27:53 ◼   ► with low voltage electrical current,

00:27:55 ◼   ► such as from a nine volt battery, according to Apple.

00:27:57 ◼   ► The battery can then be easily be removed from the devices.

00:28:00 ◼   ► This new process is considered to be easier

00:28:02 ◼   ► than the adhesive pull tabs that are found under batteries

00:28:04 ◼   ► in previous iPhone models.

00:28:05 ◼   ► And so there's, of course,

00:28:06 ◼   ► an iFixit teardown all about this.

00:28:08 ◼   ► - Yep, and they demonstrated.

00:28:10 ◼   ► So we talked about this, I think, before the event,

00:28:12 ◼   ► where there was rumors of this happening.

00:28:13 ◼   ► And I don't know how I pictured it working.

00:28:15 ◼   ► Maybe you'd short something out

00:28:18 ◼   ► and there'd be a puff of smoke and the battery would come out

00:28:20 ◼   ► or it would just pop out or whatever.

00:28:22 ◼   ► It is much less dramatic than that, but it is no less cool.

00:28:25 ◼   ► In the iFixit video, they take a little power supply

00:28:28 ◼   ► and they hook it up to the battery.

00:28:30 ◼   ► There's a little metal contact that pops out

00:28:32 ◼   ► for you to connect it to,

00:28:33 ◼   ► and then you just connect something else

00:28:34 ◼   ► to ground inside the thing.

00:28:36 ◼   ► And you put some power into it for a few seconds

00:28:39 ◼   ► and it basically chemically changes the adhesive

00:28:41 ◼   ► to make it not sticky anymore,

00:28:43 ◼   ► and then the battery just comes out.

00:28:44 ◼   ► And they explain a little bit how it works.

00:28:46 ◼   ► Interestingly, if you reverse the polarity,

00:28:49 ◼   ► where you put the plus and the minus on the opposite side,

00:28:52 ◼   ► it will make it restick, but not to the thing.

00:28:56 ◼   ► It'll restick to the battery, so don't do it that way.

00:28:58 ◼   ► So there are still some dangers here.

00:28:59 ◼   ► But another interesting thing

00:29:00 ◼   ► about how they installed this is once the battery is out,

00:29:05 ◼   ► again, you'll see it in the iFixit video

00:29:07 ◼   ► and the blog post that we'll also have in the show notes,

00:29:10 ◼   ► inside the case where the battery goes,

00:29:13 ◼   ► Apple has essentially carved a U-shaped channel,

00:29:17 ◼   ► like intentionally, roughly, like it's scuffed up.

00:29:20 ◼   ► Like if you use like a circular buffer on a car

00:29:23 ◼   ► and you did a really bad job and you left swirl marks,

00:29:25 ◼   ► that's what they did inside the phone.

00:29:27 ◼   ► They made this big, long U-shaped channel,

00:29:28 ◼   ► which is where the adhesive goes,

00:29:29 ◼   ► that's intentionally scuffed up and rough

00:29:32 ◼   ► to give lots of like craggly surface

00:29:33 ◼   ► for the adhesive to stick to,

00:29:35 ◼   ► which is so wild to see inside Apple's cases

00:29:37 ◼   ► that are usually so beautifully,

00:29:39 ◼   ► perfectly machined and everything's precise.

00:29:41 ◼   ► And here's this area that's made intentionally rough

00:29:43 ◼   ► and the adhesive sits directly down in that.

00:29:46 ◼   ► And this process is, you know, the pull tabs are cool.

00:29:48 ◼   ► It's like those 3M things, kind of like you pull sideways

00:29:50 ◼   ► and big, long, stringy, sticky things comes out

00:29:52 ◼   ► and then it comes out, but this is just so much more elegant.

00:29:55 ◼   ► You just apply the voltage

00:29:57 ◼   ► and then the thing isn't sticky anymore and you lift it out.

00:30:00 ◼   ► It's pretty cool.

00:30:01 ◼   ► I think this is only on the 16 and the 16 Plus

00:30:04 ◼   ► and not on the Pro.

00:30:05 ◼   ► I think the Pro still use the sticky stuff

00:30:07 ◼   ► because I saw a teardown of one of those things as well,

00:30:09 ◼   ► which is interesting.

00:30:09 ◼   ► But yeah, check out the whole iFixit video.

00:30:12 ◼   ► They seem to think that the 16 continues

00:30:15 ◼   ► to push the frontiers of easy repairability.

00:30:18 ◼   ► Again, not the 16 Pro.

00:30:19 ◼   ► I haven't seen the iFixit teardown of that,

00:30:20 ◼   ► but the 16 using the dual sided design

00:30:23 ◼   ► and the battery that's easy to remove

00:30:25 ◼   ► and the way they have the parts arranged.

00:30:26 ◼   ► Apple is making progress

00:30:27 ◼   ► in making these tiny, very delicate devices

00:30:30 ◼   ► that much easier and less error prone to repair.

00:30:34 ◼   ► - Just very quickly, one of my favorite things

00:30:35 ◼   ► about the iFixit teardown was at one point,

00:30:37 ◼   ► they said, "Oh, you know, it comes out so easily.

00:30:39 ◼   ► "Gravity will do it."

00:30:40 ◼   ► And so they turned one of them upside down,

00:30:42 ◼   ► applied the voltage and waited a few seconds

00:30:44 ◼   ► and sure enough, boop, all of a sudden the battery

00:30:46 ◼   ► just came tumbling out.

00:30:47 ◼   ► - It just falls out

00:30:48 ◼   ► because the adhesive is not sticky anymore.

00:30:50 ◼   ► It doesn't leave a residue.

00:30:51 ◼   ► It's pretty amazing.

00:30:52 ◼   ► - That's really cool.

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00:31:43 ◼   ► - All right, so if you wanted to get rid of those

00:31:48 ◼   ► annoying monthly screen recording prompts,

00:31:51 ◼   ► Jeff Johnson has reverse engineered a way to do it.

00:31:54 ◼   ► Jeff writes, Richie Adams found the file

00:31:57 ◼   ► where the prompt dates are stored.

00:31:58 ◼   ► And we'll put a link to all this

00:32:00 ◼   ► 'cause I'm not gonna read it out now.

00:32:02 ◼   ► The file is protected by TCC.

00:32:04 ◼   ► What does that stand for, John?

00:32:05 ◼   ► - Trusted Computer. - Trusted Computer.

00:32:08 ◼   ► - This is the database that keeps permission and stuff.

00:32:10 ◼   ► I don't remember what it stands for.

00:32:11 ◼   ► - All right, no worries.

00:32:12 ◼   ► It's protected by TCC.

00:32:13 ◼   ► So to access it, you'll need to grant

00:32:14 ◼   ► full disk access to the terminal app.

00:32:17 ◼   ► In the plist file, the keys are the paths

00:32:19 ◼   ► or perhaps the fully qualified domain names

00:32:22 ◼   ► or whatever it is of the executable files

00:32:25 ◼   ► with screen recording permission

00:32:27 ◼   ► and the values are the dates.

00:32:29 ◼   ► To stop the prompts forever for the rest of your life,

00:32:31 ◼   ► anyway, set the date too far in the future.

00:32:32 ◼   ► For example, the year 3024 instead of 2024.

00:32:36 ◼   ► You'll need to do this for each app

00:32:37 ◼   ► and afterward log out and log in again

00:32:39 ◼   ► so that the replayd process recognizes the new defaults.

00:32:43 ◼   ► Dan solely notes my keys are not the paths of the app,

00:32:45 ◼   ► but there it is, the bundle identifier.

00:32:46 ◼   ► Couldn't think of the name there.

00:32:48 ◼   ► John, it looks like you have some thoughts about this,

00:32:51 ◼   ► which we'll get back to in just a second.

00:32:52 ◼   ► But then Kyle Rubenok wrote a shell script

00:32:55 ◼   ► that will set the dates to a year from now.

00:32:57 ◼   ► So you could perhaps run that on login.

00:32:59 ◼   ► - Although that shell script doesn't actually work

00:33:01 ◼   ► and I sent him a reply about that.

00:33:02 ◼   ► It's kind of like the chat GPT thing.

00:33:04 ◼   ► I think he forgot a line in there,

00:33:05 ◼   ► but one could write a shell script.

00:33:07 ◼   ► You can take a look at his and fix it

00:33:08 ◼   ► by adding the missing line or whatever.

00:33:10 ◼   ► But anyway, you might not have to do that because.

00:33:12 ◼   ► - Because now breaking news as of just like an hour ago

00:33:17 ◼   ► or something like that, there's a new app called Amnesia

00:33:19 ◼   ► that apparently will allow you to disable these

00:33:23 ◼   ► on an app by app basis.

00:33:24 ◼   ► - Yeah, and so it's a screen recording thing.

00:33:26 ◼   ► I'm living it both.

00:33:27 ◼   ► I saw this example here and I wanted to try it myself.

00:33:30 ◼   ► And I discovered that in my plist file,

00:33:32 ◼   ► which is I'll read the thing in case you wouldn't.

00:33:34 ◼   ► It's in your library directory and it's group containers,

00:33:36 ◼   ► group.com.apple.replayd, screencaptureapprovals.plist.

00:33:40 ◼   ► Again, it'll be in show notes.

00:33:41 ◼   ► - This sounds like an Amazon product title.

00:33:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, my paths were, my keys in this little,

00:33:46 ◼   ► you know, the name value pairs, they were the full path.

00:33:49 ◼   ► So it was applications/zoom.us.app/content/macos/zoom.s.

00:33:53 ◼   ► Like, I don't know why they were bundle paths

00:33:56 ◼   ► in Dan's thing, but maybe it varies on each system.

00:33:58 ◼   ► But anyway, the values are just dates.

00:34:00 ◼   ► It's a simple default command to change it.

00:34:02 ◼   ► So I did that for Zoom, which I had recently used

00:34:05 ◼   ► to share my screen and edit a complaint

00:34:07 ◼   ► and I set its date to 30/24.

00:34:09 ◼   ► So in theory, it will never complain again.

00:34:11 ◼   ► And having a GUI app for this is good

00:34:14 ◼   ► if people don't wanna mess with like command line stuff

00:34:16 ◼   ► or whatever.

00:34:17 ◼   ► But many questions are raised by this discovery, right?

00:34:22 ◼   ► So first of all, the whole point of this thing

00:34:24 ◼   ► was like, oh, what if someone's spying

00:34:26 ◼   ► and you wanna be reminded every once in a while

00:34:28 ◼   ► to know that someone's spying and yada yada.

00:34:30 ◼   ► Well, if you can just write a value

00:34:32 ◼   ► to a plist to override this,

00:34:33 ◼   ► anyone who's like spying on someone

00:34:36 ◼   ► or like abusive partner or something

00:34:37 ◼   ► is just gonna Google this, find this result,

00:34:40 ◼   ► set the dates forward to 30/24

00:34:42 ◼   ► and never have to worry about it again.

00:34:43 ◼   ► So what the hell happened to like the security benefits

00:34:46 ◼   ► of this feature are so easily bypassed

00:34:48 ◼   ► that now we're just being annoyed for no reason, right?

00:34:51 ◼   ► Before it's like, oh, we're being annoyed,

00:34:52 ◼   ► but they can't figure out a way

00:34:54 ◼   ► to make this more secure without annoying us

00:34:55 ◼   ► and they figure a month interval is good.

00:34:58 ◼   ► But now it's like actually there's no security benefit

00:35:00 ◼   ► because anyone who cares can Google this in two seconds

00:35:02 ◼   ► and download a GUI app

00:35:04 ◼   ► that will set all the things to the future.

00:35:05 ◼   ► So this is, I'm assuming Apple will see this

00:35:08 ◼   ► and then in a future update to Sequoia,

00:35:10 ◼   ► come up with a different, much more secure system

00:35:13 ◼   ► that doesn't allow you to run a single default write command

00:35:16 ◼   ► or download a GUI app to change this

00:35:18 ◼   ► and never have to worry about it again.

00:35:20 ◼   ► Because like, what's the point of the feature?

00:35:21 ◼   ► It's just annoying people for no reason at that point, right?

00:35:24 ◼   ► And the second thing is how has life been on Sequoia

00:35:28 ◼   ► with these screen recordings?

00:35:29 ◼   ► Well, I did use Zoom and I did share my screen

00:35:31 ◼   ► and it did prompt me and I'm like, ah, well, Zoom,

00:35:33 ◼   ► how often do I share my screen?

00:35:35 ◼   ► I think in the, what, week or two I've had Sequoia,

00:35:39 ◼   ► I've gotten prompted like four times by four different apps.

00:35:42 ◼   ► It just keeps catching me by surprise.

00:35:43 ◼   ► Just today, I used TextSniper,

00:35:45 ◼   ► which by the way, I still recommend.

00:35:47 ◼   ► And what was using TextSniper for?

00:35:48 ◼   ► Not to get fines out of photos.

00:35:49 ◼   ► You know what I was using it for?

00:35:51 ◼   ► A good old preview.

00:35:52 ◼   ► I had a PDF that had text in it

00:35:55 ◼   ► and I wanted to copy and paste that text out of the PDF.

00:35:58 ◼   ► But unfortunately, that text was tabular

00:36:01 ◼   ► and selecting the text in preview and hitting copy

00:36:03 ◼   ► and then pasting into a plain text document

00:36:05 ◼   ► just was just a soup, right?

00:36:07 ◼   ► But TextSniper actually printed it a line at a time.

00:36:10 ◼   ► It didn't put tabs between it or anything,

00:36:12 ◼   ► but at least it was like, here's the first row,

00:36:14 ◼   ► here's the second row, here's the third row.

00:36:16 ◼   ► Text selection in both web pages and PDFs

00:36:19 ◼   ► continues to be an unsolvable problem apparently.

00:36:21 ◼   ► If you ever try to select text in a complicated web page

00:36:24 ◼   ► and you just want the text to be pasted

00:36:25 ◼   ► just like it appeared in your web page,

00:36:26 ◼   ► but when you paste it, you see that it's out of order

00:36:29 ◼   ► or it's selected other where it's stuff.

00:36:31 ◼   ► Same thing with PDFs, at least in the preview app.

00:36:33 ◼   ► I can select it and I can hit copy

00:36:35 ◼   ► and when I hit paste, I expect it to print those lines,

00:36:38 ◼   ► but sometimes it just absolutely doesn't.

00:36:40 ◼   ► It prints a scrambled mess of the lines

00:36:41 ◼   ► all connected to one big long line

00:36:43 ◼   ► or interleave with each other or whatever.

00:36:45 ◼   ► But TextSniper did it

00:36:46 ◼   ► because TextSniper doesn't care about that stuff.

00:36:48 ◼   ► TextSniper just use pixels that look like text

00:36:50 ◼   ► and it parses them as lines of text

00:36:51 ◼   ► and it will print them as lines of text.

00:36:53 ◼   ► But of course, when I launched TextSniper,

00:36:54 ◼   ► it said, hey, TextSniper wants to capture your screen.

00:36:58 ◼   ► Do you want to allow it?

00:36:59 ◼   ► Allow for one month, blah, blah, blah.

00:37:00 ◼   ► And so this is sort of the ongoing battle

00:37:02 ◼   ► because every new app still prompts you

00:37:04 ◼   ► and then I went to the command line and the default's right

00:37:07 ◼   ► and said, now you're never gonna ask me again

00:37:09 ◼   ► until 3024 or until Sequoia 15.1

00:37:14 ◼   ► when Apple changes all of this.

00:37:16 ◼   ► So this is a disappointing stopping point,

00:37:20 ◼   ► I'm not gonna say conclusion,

00:37:22 ◼   ► in this saga of suppose it increased security

00:37:24 ◼   ► because now all the security,

00:37:25 ◼   ► not all the security benefits,

00:37:26 ◼   ► but most of the security benefits are out the window

00:37:28 ◼   ► and yet we're still continuing to be annoyed by it

00:37:30 ◼   ► to the point where people are writing GUI apps

00:37:33 ◼   ► to help people circumvent this feature of macOS.

00:37:35 ◼   ► This is not a good sign for Apple

00:37:37 ◼   ► that they have struck the right balance

00:37:38 ◼   ► with the features they've shipped.

00:37:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's not great.

00:37:41 ◼   ► And obviously, we've all been upgrading to Sequoia

00:37:45 ◼   ► and getting just absolutely overwhelmed with all the,

00:37:48 ◼   ► hey, is it okay, is it okay, is it okay, is it okay?

00:37:50 ◼   ► Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, are we cool, are we cool?

00:37:52 ◼   ► It's just incessant.

00:37:54 ◼   ► And I don't know, perhaps I'm not having enough empathy

00:37:58 ◼   ► for security professionals

00:37:59 ◼   ► because it's just not a world I live in,

00:38:02 ◼   ► but I find it to be extremely off-putting and frustrating.

00:38:06 ◼   ► - And again, if the security benefits are non-existent,

00:38:10 ◼   ► if anybody who's trying to do something nefarious

00:38:12 ◼   ► just Googles for it

00:38:13 ◼   ► and gets a thing they can paste into terminal

00:38:15 ◼   ► and solve the problem for them,

00:38:16 ◼   ► like it's just, ugh, it's very frustrating.

00:38:20 ◼   ► - All right, but in happier news, we've all got new toys,

00:38:22 ◼   ► and this is a year that even John has new toys.

00:38:25 ◼   ► So I will preface this by saying,

00:38:28 ◼   ► I was in Memphis over the weekend.

00:38:30 ◼   ► I thought about trying to do an in-store pickup

00:38:33 ◼   ► or even delivery while I was there.

00:38:36 ◼   ► Coincidentally, some things were delivered to the hotel

00:38:39 ◼   ► and I don't know if it's my business to say exactly what,

00:38:41 ◼   ► but I know that it could have worked.

00:38:42 ◼   ► Maybe I should have, but I didn't have the gumption

00:38:45 ◼   ► to do it.

00:38:46 ◼   ► So anyways, so I set a in-store pickup

00:38:47 ◼   ► for yesterday afternoon, Sunday afternoon,

00:38:50 ◼   ► the day I got home.

00:38:51 ◼   ► - Oh, well, you did get to unbox

00:38:53 ◼   ► pretty much all the new products, didn't you?

00:38:54 ◼   ► - That's true, yes,

00:38:56 ◼   ► because a lot of them did show up in Memphis

00:38:58 ◼   ► and Jason had them.

00:39:00 ◼   ► So I unboxed a lot of them.

00:39:01 ◼   ► But anyways, this morning I went

00:39:04 ◼   ► and I picked up my new iPhone 16 Pro,

00:39:09 ◼   ► natural titanium 512, my new Apple Watch Big Boy

00:39:14 ◼   ► in aluminum and Erin's stuff.

00:39:17 ◼   ► Erin hasn't opened any of her stuff yet.

00:39:18 ◼   ► We've been busy.

00:39:19 ◼   ► I've barely gotten mine all set up,

00:39:21 ◼   ► which we can talk about the transfer here in a minute.

00:39:24 ◼   ► But, and also, if we have time for me to whine

00:39:27 ◼   ► about the in-store experience,

00:39:29 ◼   ► I'd also like to do that at some juncture.

00:39:30 ◼   ► But if we don't have time, that's no problem.

00:39:32 ◼   ► - That's part of the setup.

00:39:32 ◼   ► You should talk about that now.

00:39:34 ◼   ► - Oh, okay.

00:39:35 ◼   ► Let me start by saying this is the first world,

00:39:38 ◼   ► this is the first world problems.

00:39:39 ◼   ► I'm gonna try to make this quick

00:39:41 ◼   ► and I will move right along.

00:39:42 ◼   ► But I go in and of course, there's no lines anywhere.

00:39:46 ◼   ► And I walk up to the first person

00:39:48 ◼   ► that doesn't have somebody in front of them.

00:39:49 ◼   ► And I say, "Hey, I have a pickup to do."

00:39:50 ◼   ► And they say, "Okay, go over to the pickup counter desk,"

00:39:53 ◼   ► whatever thing, fine.

00:39:54 ◼   ► There's a couple of people there.

00:39:55 ◼   ► There are a couple of customers there and one employee.

00:39:58 ◼   ► And this one employee is already looking

00:40:00 ◼   ► ever so slightly flummoxed.

00:40:01 ◼   ► Here's the thing.

00:40:03 ◼   ► If Apple wants to do this, oh, magic happens.

00:40:07 ◼   ► Just magically, your products will appear

00:40:09 ◼   ► where you're standing.

00:40:10 ◼   ► And magically, you can just walk up to anyone

00:40:13 ◼   ► and pay for them or even scan them on your own

00:40:15 ◼   ► if it's something cheaper and just walk out of the store.

00:40:19 ◼   ► It has to work.

00:40:20 ◼   ► And apparently, just from overhearing the conversations

00:40:23 ◼   ► between the employees, the quote unquote backstage area

00:40:26 ◼   ► was like completely overwhelmed with shipment coming in,

00:40:29 ◼   ► with all these people asking for runners to bring out

00:40:32 ◼   ► my phones and my watches and that person's this

00:40:34 ◼   ► and that person's that.

00:40:36 ◼   ► It's just, if you're gonna do this fancy stuff,

00:40:38 ◼   ► it's gotta freakin' work.

00:40:40 ◼   ► And I was there for, I'd already paid for everything.

00:40:43 ◼   ► I should've just been able to swoop in and swoop out.

00:40:45 ◼   ► And I was there for like half an hour, 45 minutes.

00:40:47 ◼   ► Now, in the grand scheme of things, does that matter?

00:40:49 ◼   ► No.

00:40:50 ◼   ► But Apple is supposed to be the it just works company.

00:40:53 ◼   ► It's the great experience company.

00:40:56 ◼   ► And this was not a great experience.

00:40:57 ◼   ► And some woman that was standing next to me

00:40:59 ◼   ► was waiting for like half an hour

00:41:01 ◼   ► to get a screen protector installed.

00:41:03 ◼   ► The reason was they couldn't just get, the dude at the desk

00:41:07 ◼   ► couldn't get his hands on the screen protector

00:41:08 ◼   ► 'cause it was backstage.

00:41:09 ◼   ► And I don't know, maybe I'm too East Coast for this,

00:41:13 ◼   ► but give me a fuckin' line to stand in

00:41:16 ◼   ► and give me, have the person that's helping me

00:41:19 ◼   ► run their ass to the back and go find my stuff.

00:41:22 ◼   ► I don't think this is that difficult.

00:41:24 ◼   ► Why does it have to be so synthetically fancy?

00:41:29 ◼   ► If you're gonna have it be fancy, make it be fancy.

00:41:32 ◼   ► This wasn't fancy.

00:41:33 ◼   ► This was the illusion of fancy.

00:41:35 ◼   ► And it's just infuriating.

00:41:37 ◼   ► Like it didn't have to be this way.

00:41:39 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's a system that doesn't scale very well.

00:41:41 ◼   ► Like it seems really great. - It's well put, well put.

00:41:43 ◼   ► - Like probably most of the year, probably most days,

00:41:46 ◼   ► most of the time, it's fine.

00:41:48 ◼   ► Like I still, I'm honestly like,

00:41:49 ◼   ► I don't love the Apple Store triage system

00:41:52 ◼   ► because like I don't love that you have to walk in,

00:41:55 ◼   ► okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, you wanna check in with me

00:41:58 ◼   ► right at the front door here?

00:41:59 ◼   ► Oh, you wanna go with that?

00:42:00 ◼   ► Oh, go stand over at that table over there.

00:42:02 ◼   ► It's like, okay, well, so there is a queue.

00:42:05 ◼   ► You're just, it's just confusing

00:42:07 ◼   ► and you can't really tell what it is.

00:42:08 ◼   ► And the queue is, I would say like,

00:42:13 ◼   ► kind of sloppily enforced enough

00:42:15 ◼   ► that I feel like a lot of times it is serviced out of order.

00:42:20 ◼   ► Because like, it's like, who's waiting at this table?

00:42:23 ◼   ► Oh, you gotta go see so and so in the blue shirt.

00:42:25 ◼   ► But oh, and then you're put into the system

00:42:27 ◼   ► as like a person with a red striped shirt.

00:42:30 ◼   ► And there could be someone else with a red striped shirt

00:42:32 ◼   ► get served first and like, am I standing at this table

00:42:35 ◼   ► or the one next to it?

00:42:36 ◼   ► Like, it's such a vague system that you as the customer

00:42:40 ◼   ► feel all the time like, have I been lost?

00:42:43 ◼   ► Even when you haven't been, and oftentimes you have been.

00:42:47 ◼   ► But even when you haven't been, you can't see that.

00:42:50 ◼   ► Like you have no feedback as the customer of like,

00:42:53 ◼   ► is the system working as intended?

00:42:55 ◼   ► Am I still in the queue?

00:42:56 ◼   ► - And neither do the employees, by the way.

00:42:58 ◼   ► Last time I was at the store, which was not a busy day,

00:43:01 ◼   ► I was sent to a table and then eventually someone came

00:43:03 ◼   ► to help me and they disappeared for a little bit.

00:43:05 ◼   ► And when they were gone, two other employees came up to me

00:43:08 ◼   ► and said, are you being helped?

00:43:10 ◼   ► I'm like, don't you know if I'm being helped?

00:43:11 ◼   ► Shouldn't you know whether I'm being,

00:43:13 ◼   ► like the whole system is you send us off

00:43:15 ◼   ► to these little tables to distribute this visible line

00:43:18 ◼   ► so we can't see the actual line.

00:43:19 ◼   ► But then we get serviced in order

00:43:21 ◼   ► and people are assigned to us.

00:43:22 ◼   ► You should know that somebody is already handling it.

00:43:25 ◼   ► If you don't know, then what is the system?

00:43:27 ◼   ► Do you just wander the store looking for people

00:43:29 ◼   ► who look lonely and say,

00:43:30 ◼   ► that person looks like they're not being helped.

00:43:31 ◼   ► Let me help them.

00:43:32 ◼   ► I mean, and obviously the biggest problem,

00:43:34 ◼   ► I mean, you're both dancing around,

00:43:36 ◼   ► it was lunch day for the iPhone, right?

00:43:38 ◼   ► - Right.

00:43:39 ◼   ► - Surely one of the busiest days in the Apple store

00:43:42 ◼   ► or involving iPhones, anything on lunch day,

00:43:44 ◼   ► the iPhone is going to be fraud and it exposes the weaknesses

00:43:46 ◼   ► of their systems because this is gonna be the most people

00:43:49 ◼   ► coming to the store in the shortest period of time

00:43:51 ◼   ► who want phones.

00:43:52 ◼   ► - I will say, however, that as I think I've talked about

00:43:55 ◼   ► in years past, I apparently, one of my many superpowers

00:43:58 ◼   ► is utterly ruining iPhone screens.

00:44:01 ◼   ► And I don't mean like shattering them,

00:44:03 ◼   ► although that's happened for sure.

00:44:04 ◼   ► - Have you scratched them already?

00:44:05 ◼   ► - Well.

00:44:06 ◼   ► - Oh no.

00:44:07 ◼   ► - No, no, no, I didn't.

00:44:08 ◼   ► No, no, no, this is, everything's fine, everything's fine.

00:44:11 ◼   ► I decided after much chatter from the internet

00:44:14 ◼   ► in my direction that I think, yep,

00:44:16 ◼   ► I think I'd solicited requests about what do you do

00:44:20 ◼   ► about screen protectors the internet came through.

00:44:22 ◼   ► And a lot of them said, just do the Belkin one

00:44:25 ◼   ► that Apple installs.

00:44:26 ◼   ► Do it right then and there.

00:44:27 ◼   ► They'll install it for you.

00:44:28 ◼   ► They know exactly what they're doing.

00:44:29 ◼   ► There won't be any bumps or anything like that.

00:44:31 ◼   ► There won't be any dust.

00:44:32 ◼   ► And you can get like free replacements.

00:44:35 ◼   ► I don't know if it's for life.

00:44:36 ◼   ► I haven't read, apparently you have to register

00:44:38 ◼   ► the screen protector.

00:44:39 ◼   ► I guess you at least get a series of free replacements

00:44:42 ◼   ► that apparently Apple's happy to reinstall for you

00:44:45 ◼   ► if need be.

00:44:46 ◼   ► - Do you know what the nature of the Belkin protector is?

00:44:50 ◼   ► Is it glass?

00:44:50 ◼   ► Is it plastic?

00:44:51 ◼   ► - I believe it is glass.

00:44:52 ◼   ► I don't think I, do I have the bag?

00:44:55 ◼   ► No, I don't think I have the bags in here

00:44:57 ◼   ► so I can look it up.

00:44:58 ◼   ► I apologize.

00:44:59 ◼   ► When one of you starts talking,

00:45:00 ◼   ► I'll look around the office

00:45:00 ◼   ► and make sure the bag isn't in here.

00:45:02 ◼   ► I believe it's glass.

00:45:03 ◼   ► I'm not 100% sure.

00:45:04 ◼   ► I didn't look closely at it.

00:45:05 ◼   ► But I did have them install it.

00:45:07 ◼   ► And do you want the good news or the bad news?

00:45:10 ◼   ► - Oh, no.

00:45:10 ◼   ► - The good news is, no, there's no real bad news.

00:45:13 ◼   ► The good news is it feels pretty good.

00:45:16 ◼   ► Like it's a little tackier.

00:45:19 ◼   ► That's maybe not the best word.

00:45:20 ◼   ► But like there's a little more friction on it

00:45:22 ◼   ► than I think a regular piece of glass was.

00:45:24 ◼   ► - Is it not as oleophobic as the screen maybe?

00:45:27 ◼   ► - No, I wouldn't say I think it is.

00:45:28 ◼   ► I think it is, but I'm not 100% sure.

00:45:31 ◼   ► However, you know how I always thought you were nuts, Jon,

00:45:35 ◼   ► and kind of still do,

00:45:37 ◼   ► for insisting on a bottomless iPhone case.

00:45:40 ◼   ► A case without a bottom so you can swipe up no problem.

00:45:42 ◼   ► And I always thought you were kind of nuts

00:45:43 ◼   ► because what is the big deal?

00:45:45 ◼   ► It's fine.

00:45:46 ◼   ► - I'm not gonna tell you you tried it.

00:45:47 ◼   ► - I've tried it.

00:45:48 ◼   ► It is unquestionably better.

00:45:50 ◼   ► Gosh, I've been talking a lot for having said

00:45:52 ◼   ► I had no opinions about this.

00:45:53 ◼   ► Here we are.

00:45:54 ◼   ► - Welcome to the show.

00:45:56 ◼   ► - Right, exactly.

00:45:57 ◼   ► Welcome, we've been here 10 years.

00:46:00 ◼   ► It is definitely better to have a bottomless iPhone case.

00:46:02 ◼   ► Full stop, not arguing that.

00:46:03 ◼   ► I just don't think it's as big a deal to me as it is to you.

00:46:06 ◼   ► Let me tell you what is not fun though.

00:46:08 ◼   ► When you take a phone that you do not intend

00:46:11 ◼   ► to have a case on it,

00:46:13 ◼   ► and you put an extra two to three millimeters

00:46:15 ◼   ► of screen on it.

00:46:16 ◼   ► So now I have a ledge every time I swipe up,

00:46:19 ◼   ► which is the screen protector.

00:46:21 ◼   ► Sitting here now, I hate it so much.

00:46:24 ◼   ► I think I'll get used to it,

00:46:26 ◼   ► but I hate it so much.

00:46:28 ◼   ► - They should round over that edge.

00:46:30 ◼   ► They should round over the bottom edge.

00:46:31 ◼   ► - I don't know.

00:46:33 ◼   ► Ultimately, I think it's worth it to me

00:46:35 ◼   ► because again, I don't,

00:46:37 ◼   ► well, I was gonna say I don't mistreat my phones.

00:46:38 ◼   ► I mean, clearly I'm doing something

00:46:40 ◼   ► to scratch these screens every year

00:46:41 ◼   ► for the last like four years.

00:46:43 ◼   ► So I don't think running without a screen protector

00:46:45 ◼   ► is the right choice for me,

00:46:46 ◼   ► but I kind of hate the way it feels right now.

00:46:50 ◼   ► - Put a case on it, put a case

00:46:51 ◼   ► that doesn't have a bare bottom,

00:46:52 ◼   ► and then you'll be hitting the gigantic bottom lip

00:46:54 ◼   ► of the case and you won't even feel the screen protector.

00:46:56 ◼   ► - And I think that may be what I end up doing,

00:46:59 ◼   ► but I really don't love any of the case options right now.

00:47:02 ◼   ► And so we'll see what happens.

00:47:04 ◼   ► But I did very much like, however,

00:47:06 ◼   ► the application process because they basically,

00:47:08 ◼   ► they asked me if they could unbox the phone.

00:47:10 ◼   ► I said, of course, thank you for asking.

00:47:11 ◼   ► They immediately put it in their fancy little machine

00:47:14 ◼   ► that lines everything up just right.

00:47:15 ◼   ► And then, foop, foop, foop,

00:47:16 ◼   ► and all of a sudden the screen protector's on.

00:47:17 ◼   ► And into my eyes, leaving aside

00:47:19 ◼   ► that there's an additional ledge

00:47:20 ◼   ► that I wasn't really considering,

00:47:22 ◼   ► to my eyes, they did an absolutely perfect job.

00:47:24 ◼   ► So in that sense, I'm very satisfied.

00:47:27 ◼   ► But yeah, I mean, I think that's,

00:47:29 ◼   ► with regard to the purchase experience,

00:47:31 ◼   ► that's all I've really got.

00:47:32 ◼   ► I did go back down, oh, that's the other thing.

00:47:35 ◼   ► I went from Pro Max to Pro.

00:47:36 ◼   ► Gentlemen, having a human-sized phone in my hand

00:47:41 ◼   ► feels so great, it's so much better.

00:47:43 ◼   ► I mean, well, for me,

00:47:44 ◼   ► I shouldn't say that the Max is bad.

00:47:46 ◼   ► I do a little teeny bit miss the screen real estate

00:47:50 ◼   ► of the Max, but oh, my word, it's so much nicer in the hand.

00:47:53 ◼   ► It is so much nicer in the hand.

00:47:56 ◼   ► I can use my phone without a popsocket.

00:48:00 ◼   ► Imagine that.

00:48:01 ◼   ► You can use a phone.

00:48:02 ◼   ► Did you know this, gentlemen?

00:48:03 ◼   ► You can actually hold a phone in one hand.

00:48:06 ◼   ► You can operate the entire keyboard with one hand.

00:48:09 ◼   ► You don't even need to have a little thing

00:48:11 ◼   ► poking out the back.

00:48:12 ◼   ► You can just hold the phone.

00:48:14 ◼   ► I stand by having gone the Max last year

00:48:17 ◼   ► for the 5X lens or camera system or what have you,

00:48:21 ◼   ► and I actually am very glad that I tried it.

00:48:23 ◼   ► I think I could do it again if we're in a situation

00:48:27 ◼   ► for like the 17 or something like that

00:48:28 ◼   ► where only the good camera's on the 17 Pro Max,

00:48:32 ◼   ► or you know what I mean, something along those lines.

00:48:34 ◼   ► But I stand by and I have now reaffirmed my commitment

00:48:39 ◼   ► to, oh, my, I am not a big phone person.

00:48:43 ◼   ► I can do it if I have to, but it's not for me.

00:48:46 ◼   ► - Because the thing is, even the now "small phone"

00:48:50 ◼   ► is a big phone, and it got bigger.

00:48:53 ◼   ► It got even bigger, and this is just gonna keep happening.

00:48:57 ◼   ► Obviously, that's the pattern of the market.

00:49:00 ◼   ► The market pushes phones, sizes up, people buy them,

00:49:02 ◼   ► and it drives the small phone people nuts

00:49:07 ◼   ► 'cause they're like, you're going further away

00:49:09 ◼   ► from our needs, which is true.

00:49:11 ◼   ► But also, the problem is the market just keeps

00:49:13 ◼   ► buying bigger and bigger phones also.

00:49:15 ◼   ► So the small phone people are kind of being outvoted

00:49:19 ◼   ► by most of the buyers in the market,

00:49:21 ◼   ► and so this is just gonna keep happening.

00:49:24 ◼   ► Even a lot of Max people are switching back with this one

00:49:28 ◼   ► 'cause they just keep making it.

00:49:29 ◼   ► - 'Cause the Max got bigger, too.

00:49:30 ◼   ► - Yes, they keep making it bigger.

00:49:32 ◼   ► Eventually, you're like, okay, this is actually beyond

00:49:34 ◼   ► what I actually want, and I actually have a story

00:49:37 ◼   ► with this for a little bit for later.

00:49:38 ◼   ► We'll get to that.

00:49:39 ◼   ► - All right, but so far, I think I'll wrap up,

00:49:42 ◼   ► even though, like I said, I'm already going longer

00:49:44 ◼   ► than I intended.

00:49:45 ◼   ► Immediate impressions, the phone transfer,

00:49:49 ◼   ► I did use a full bore, like $90 Apple bespoke

00:49:53 ◼   ► Thunderbolt cable, and it took roughly an hour,

00:49:56 ◼   ► and my vague recollection of last year

00:49:57 ◼   ► was that it took like two and a half, three hours.

00:49:59 ◼   ► So I do think that gets an A-plus thumbs up from me.

00:50:03 ◼   ► This is very not, I did not do a lot of science here,

00:50:06 ◼   ► to be clear, but the vibe I got

00:50:08 ◼   ► is that it was definitely better.

00:50:10 ◼   ► I failed to transfer my SIM on the first shot.

00:50:13 ◼   ► I mean, not from my fault, it just didn't work,

00:50:15 ◼   ► and then I tried it again, this is a Verizon eSIM.

00:50:17 ◼   ► Tried it again, and it worked no problem.

00:50:19 ◼   ► Other than that, I mean, everything seems nice.

00:50:23 ◼   ► I like the camera control.

00:50:24 ◼   ► I don't wanna go too far into it,

00:50:26 ◼   ► 'cause I think you guys are gonna have

00:50:27 ◼   ► many more thoughts about it.

00:50:28 ◼   ► It does not currently feel intuitive to me,

00:50:32 ◼   ► but that doesn't necessarily mean it's bad by any means.

00:50:35 ◼   ► I think I will absolutely get used to it,

00:50:37 ◼   ► but I have to think through, like,

00:50:39 ◼   ► is this a half-press, is this a half-double-press,

00:50:41 ◼   ► is it a full-press, is it a full-double-press?

00:50:44 ◼   ► It hasn't clicked, and typically, Apple stuff,

00:50:47 ◼   ► you don't have to think about it.

00:50:48 ◼   ► It just does, or it works exactly

00:50:51 ◼   ► the way you expect it to work.

00:50:52 ◼   ► And in this case, I don't think it's successful,

00:50:54 ◼   ► but again, I wanna repeat, I don't think

00:50:57 ◼   ► that that's necessarily an indictment of the camera control.

00:51:00 ◼   ► It's just, I gotta get used to it, that's all.

00:51:02 ◼   ► - We'll talk about it more in a little bit,

00:51:03 ◼   ► but I wanna talk about my setup process

00:51:04 ◼   ► that Marc can talk about, his setup process.

00:51:06 ◼   ► We'll do these piecemeal, piecewise,

00:51:08 ◼   ► old setup, and then, anyway.

00:51:10 ◼   ► So the setup process, you would think

00:51:13 ◼   ► this is such a non-issue.

00:51:14 ◼   ► Yours sounded like mostly a non-issue.

00:51:15 ◼   ► Yeah, it was annoying picking it up from the store,

00:51:17 ◼   ► but you used the cable to connect them,

00:51:18 ◼   ► 'cause you had a 15 Pro to a 16 Pro,

00:51:21 ◼   ► and it seemed to work out.

00:51:22 ◼   ► And I would grade your setup experience

00:51:25 ◼   ► as pretty much went okay.

00:51:28 ◼   ► - The software setup experience,

00:51:31 ◼   ► I would say, is solid A-minus.

00:51:34 ◼   ► It took a long time.

00:51:35 ◼   ► I don't love that you still have to download all the apps

00:51:37 ◼   ► even when you're doing a phone-to-phone transfer,

00:51:39 ◼   ► but in the grand scheme of things, it was fine.

00:51:41 ◼   ► There were no major issues.

00:51:43 ◼   ► - So I get a new phone every two years,

00:51:44 ◼   ► and there are two reasons that I dread getting a new phone.

00:51:49 ◼   ► One of them is the setup process.

00:51:51 ◼   ► The other one is cases, which we'll talk about later, right?

00:51:54 ◼   ► And it really does deter me from getting a new phone.

00:51:57 ◼   ► You think I'd be excited to get a new phone, and I am,

00:51:59 ◼   ► but then every time I actually am getting one,

00:52:00 ◼   ► I'm like, oh no, my world has been thrown into turmoil,

00:52:03 ◼   ► because the computing device that I use probably the most

00:52:07 ◼   ► that's with me all the time now is going to

00:52:11 ◼   ► not be satisfactory for some period of time.

00:52:13 ◼   ► First, I have to deal with the setup process

00:52:14 ◼   ► where I just hope everything transfers over,

00:52:17 ◼   ► and I deal with all that or whatever,

00:52:18 ◼   ► and then the cases, which we'll talk about later, right?

00:52:20 ◼   ► So I think last year, if we go back to, or not last year,

00:52:24 ◼   ► two years ago when I got the 14 Pro,

00:52:25 ◼   ► I think I said that my setup process went smoothly for once.

00:52:29 ◼   ► My usual experience is I get a new phone,

00:52:32 ◼   ► and the way I order it is through the Apple Store app,

00:52:34 ◼   ► and I order it on my old phone, and when you order on

00:52:37 ◼   ► your old phone, you can say, hey, are you gonna get

00:52:39 ◼   ► a new phone that's gonna replace the one

00:52:41 ◼   ► that you're currently ordering on, and I say yes.

00:52:43 ◼   ► It's like the most automatic, smoothest default path,

00:52:47 ◼   ► which is like, new phone, replace this phone.

00:52:49 ◼   ► Don't change anything, don't get an unlocked phone,

00:52:52 ◼   ► don't do anything weird, don't change carriers,

00:52:54 ◼   ► it's like just the default straightforward thing.

00:52:57 ◼   ► And yet, pretty much every year,

00:52:59 ◼   ► with the possible exception of last year,

00:53:00 ◼   ► I don't recall exactly, I end up on the phone with Verizon.

00:53:05 ◼   ► On iPhone, which is not the time you wanna be

00:53:08 ◼   ► on the phone with Verizon. - No.

00:53:10 ◼   ► - Well, guess what, I ordered my new phone,

00:53:13 ◼   ► using that same old default method,

00:53:14 ◼   ► I took it out of the box, I couldn't use the wired,

00:53:17 ◼   ► well I decided not to use the wired thing,

00:53:18 ◼   ► 'cause the 14 Pro has USB 2.0 speeds,

00:53:20 ◼   ► and Wi-Fi can beat that, I think.

00:53:23 ◼   ► So I'm just using plain old, you know, phone to phone,

00:53:27 ◼   ► wireless transfer with both phones plugged in,

00:53:29 ◼   ► and it starts doing the thing, you know,

00:53:32 ◼   ► I see a new phone, do you wanna do this,

00:53:34 ◼   ► connect to your other phone,

00:53:34 ◼   ► type in the passcode of this phone on that phone,

00:53:36 ◼   ► scan the fuzzy dot ball, you know,

00:53:39 ◼   ► like the whole process, right?

00:53:41 ◼   ► - All right, can I interrupt you right there,

00:53:43 ◼   ► does that actually, like is that like a QR code,

00:53:46 ◼   ► does that actually transmit data?

00:53:47 ◼   ► - Yeah, there's actual data in there.

00:53:49 ◼   ► - Okay, I can't fathom how, I believe you, okay.

00:53:52 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's just artfully done,

00:53:54 ◼   ► but yeah, it's like sort of an obscured artful

00:53:56 ◼   ► kind of like QR code type thing.

00:53:58 ◼   ► Anyway, and then they start doing their thing,

00:54:02 ◼   ► one thing that's always annoyed me

00:54:03 ◼   ► is the phone you are transferring from

00:54:05 ◼   ► has like a white sheet up that says, you know,

00:54:08 ◼   ► finish on other phone or whatever,

00:54:10 ◼   ► but if you try to dismiss that sheet,

00:54:12 ◼   ► it's like, oh, do you wanna exit the setup process?

00:54:14 ◼   ► It's like, no, I just don't wanna be staring

00:54:15 ◼   ► at this white thing,

00:54:16 ◼   ► and sometimes the screen won't even go to sleep,

00:54:17 ◼   ► but just fine, the phone is plugged in,

00:54:19 ◼   ► but it just seems stupid, but anyway, whatever.

00:54:21 ◼   ► On the new phone, it's doing stuff,

00:54:23 ◼   ► and it gets to a thing that says, you know,

00:54:25 ◼   ► whatever screen this is like activating, blah, blah, blah,

00:54:27 ◼   ► this may take a few minutes.

00:54:29 ◼   ► Well, I was on that phone for a solid hour the first time,

00:54:32 ◼   ► and I'm like, because I was afraid to abort it

00:54:34 ◼   ► and screw something up, and then I tried again,

00:54:36 ◼   ► and tried again, and it would be like activating,

00:54:39 ◼   ► this will take a few minutes, and then I resigned myself.

00:54:41 ◼   ► I'm like, look, it's never gonna get past the screen.

00:54:43 ◼   ► Like there was no skip, I'm assuming it was trying

00:54:45 ◼   ► to transfer, you know, my phone number, eSIM,

00:54:49 ◼   ► whatever thing from my 14 Pro to my 16 Pro.

00:54:52 ◼   ► It just wouldn't and couldn't do it,

00:54:54 ◼   ► and I'm going all over.

00:54:55 ◼   ► Like I have five bars in my house these days,

00:54:57 ◼   ► like they must have upgraded the coverage right here.

00:54:59 ◼   ► It's not even like I have bad signal anymore,

00:55:01 ◼   ► and they're both on Wi-Fi.

00:55:02 ◼   ► Like I don't know what the problem is.

00:55:04 ◼   ► Time to contact Verizon, which is just the most terrible

00:55:08 ◼   ► sort of resigned feeling of dread.

00:55:10 ◼   ► Like you're getting an exciting new thing,

00:55:12 ◼   ► and instead of setting up your exciting new thing,

00:55:14 ◼   ► you're going to be calling your phone carrier

00:55:16 ◼   ► on day one of iPhone.

00:55:18 ◼   ► It's just like, why is this my life?

00:55:21 ◼   ► - May I offer a suggestion?

00:55:23 ◼   ► You make merciless fun of me for trying the same thing

00:55:27 ◼   ► more than once or twice, expecting--

00:55:29 ◼   ► - I think it worked last year.

00:55:31 ◼   ► - I'm gonna let it go because I don't want to get

00:55:33 ◼   ► any of us angry at each other,

00:55:34 ◼   ► but I think maybe trying a different approach

00:55:36 ◼   ► for next year might be a good idea.

00:55:39 ◼   ► - Well, but what would you suggest?

00:55:40 ◼   ► Like what's, I mean, next year I'll use the wired one,

00:55:42 ◼   ► but that wasn't the problem.

00:55:43 ◼   ► It was the carrier activation.

00:55:44 ◼   ► Like that's where I'm getting it now.

00:55:45 ◼   ► - That's why, maybe I'm the idiot here,

00:55:48 ◼   ► which wouldn't be the first time,

00:55:49 ◼   ► but I always, or for the last several years anyway,

00:55:52 ◼   ► I just buy an unlocked phone.

00:55:53 ◼   ► I don't want Verizon to know what's coming.

00:55:55 ◼   ► I don't want them to think that they,

00:55:56 ◼   ► 'cause a lot of times in the past,

00:55:58 ◼   ► I don't know if this is true anymore,

00:55:59 ◼   ► but in the past if you bought a phone

00:56:02 ◼   ► to replace your existing one, like you're describing,

00:56:05 ◼   ► I want this one to be my new phone

00:56:07 ◼   ► and I tell Apple that ahead of time.

00:56:08 ◼   ► A lot of times like AT&T and Verizon would ding you

00:56:11 ◼   ► like 50 bucks for the activation for reasons unknown.

00:56:14 ◼   ► And so I would just buy an unlocked one.

00:56:15 ◼   ► And then typically, again, not always,

00:56:17 ◼   ► but typically neither Verizon or AT&T would ding you

00:56:20 ◼   ► the $50 activation fee because you're just bringing

00:56:23 ◼   ► something new to them.

00:56:24 ◼   ► It's like, how do they know if you're just John Gruber

00:56:27 ◼   ► or Jason Snell and you're just activating somebody else's,

00:56:29 ◼   ► or activating--

00:56:30 ◼   ► - Well, I mean, but I wanted to take over

00:56:31 ◼   ► my other number, obviously, my old number.

00:56:33 ◼   ► - Well, yeah, but mine does that every time.

00:56:35 ◼   ► It says, oh, do you wanna take over the old phone's number?

00:56:37 ◼   ► - But I'm assuming they'd still charge you the fee.

00:56:38 ◼   ► If they're gonna charge you the fee,

00:56:39 ◼   ► they're gonna charge you the fee.

00:56:40 ◼   ► - I don't think, again, we'll see what happens.

00:56:42 ◼   ► I might be wrong, but in the last couple of years,

00:56:44 ◼   ► I don't believe that's been the case,

00:56:45 ◼   ► or the last several years.

00:56:46 ◼   ► - Anyway, yeah, I could potentially try and unlock one,

00:56:49 ◼   ► but I just feel like that's been trading

00:56:50 ◼   ► a bunch of known problems for unknown ones.

00:56:52 ◼   ► So anyway, I have advanced in my ability to deal with this

00:56:54 ◼   ► because I was like, I can't do it, I can't dial that,

00:56:57 ◼   ► because remember, I can't call them on my cell phone either,

00:56:59 ◼   ► so I'd be calling on my, quote, unquote, landline phone,

00:57:02 ◼   ► still wireless, whatever, on my landline phone.

00:57:04 ◼   ► It would be on speakerphone,

00:57:05 ◼   ► I'd have to hear that music over the,

00:57:07 ◼   ► I just, I can't do it, so I'm like, you know what?

00:57:09 ◼   ► This year, I'm gonna try the chat thing.

00:57:11 ◼   ► They always heard you towards anyway,

00:57:12 ◼   ► like the in-web page Verizon text chat.

00:57:16 ◼   ► And so I did that, and the world's friendliest person

00:57:19 ◼   ► telling me, oh, I hope you're having such a wonderful day.

00:57:22 ◼   ► Congratulations to your new phone, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:24 ◼   ► I'm like, please, just, I've got all the data ready to go.

00:57:29 ◼   ► I tell him the situation, I say I'm on the activating screen.

00:57:33 ◼   ► He says, could you please give me your IME ID,

00:57:36 ◼   ► which I already have in the clipboard, I just paste it.

00:57:38 ◼   ► You know, I'm going, which by the way,

00:57:40 ◼   ► I had to transcribe manually,

00:57:42 ◼   ► because when your phone is in this terrible state,

00:57:44 ◼   ► you just use the little I and a circle in the upper right

00:57:46 ◼   ► to get the IME ID, but you can't copy and paste it

00:57:49 ◼   ► because your phone isn't even set up,

00:57:50 ◼   ► so I'm transcribing that carefully.

00:57:51 ◼   ► Like anyway, I do all this information, and you know what?

00:57:56 ◼   ► It takes like three seconds

00:57:57 ◼   ► when someone at Verizon is doing it.

00:57:59 ◼   ► They're like, okay, this is your thing, confirm this,

00:58:01 ◼   ► do that, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:58:03 ◼   ► And all of a sudden my phone screen says,

00:58:05 ◼   ► instead of saying activating, wait a few minutes,

00:58:06 ◼   ► it says, oh, transferring cellular service, whatever,

00:58:08 ◼   ► blue, blue, blue, blue, and it's done.

00:58:11 ◼   ► And I was like, okay, well that was, you know,

00:58:13 ◼   ► maybe like a half an hour on web chat

00:58:16 ◼   ► in the grand scheme of things.

00:58:18 ◼   ► You know, it's better to not have to contact them,

00:58:19 ◼   ► but it wasn't that bad.

00:58:21 ◼   ► The only weird wrinkle was, they're like, okay,

00:58:24 ◼   ► now call like pound, you know, 832 or whatever.

00:58:27 ◼   ► There's something they want you to do

00:58:28 ◼   ► to confirm that everything worked.

00:58:30 ◼   ► - What year is this?

00:58:31 ◼   ► - I'm pretty sure it worked,

00:58:32 ◼   ► because the phone is saying that it did all the things

00:58:35 ◼   ► and it's, you know, whatever.

00:58:36 ◼   ► But they're like, okay, well, and I said to them,

00:58:38 ◼   ► I can't dial anything right now

00:58:39 ◼   ► because it's doing the phone-to-phone transfer.

00:58:41 ◼   ► I won't have access to the dialer

00:58:42 ◼   ► until it finishes the phone-to-phone transfer.

00:58:44 ◼   ► And he says, that's okay, I'll wait.

00:58:46 ◼   ► I'm like, it's going to take hours.

00:58:49 ◼   ► And he's like, no problem, I'll just wait.

00:58:51 ◼   ► And then he tried to sell me insurance

00:58:53 ◼   ► and I said, no thanks.

00:58:53 ◼   ► And then I walked away from the computer

00:58:55 ◼   ► and I came back, you know, an hour or two later

00:58:58 ◼   ► and the transfer had finished

00:58:59 ◼   ► and the webpage had timed out.

00:59:00 ◼   ► So successful customer service interaction,

00:59:03 ◼   ► but chalk this up to another year

00:59:06 ◼   ► where I had to contact Verizon.

00:59:08 ◼   ► At least I didn't have to go on the phone with them,

00:59:09 ◼   ► but I had to contact Verizon to get my phone set up.

00:59:11 ◼   ► After I had gotten over that hurdle,

00:59:13 ◼   ► the phone-to-phone transfer worked the way it normally does,

00:59:15 ◼   ► where it forgets the test flight exists

00:59:17 ◼   ► and rearranges all my icons until I go back to test flight

00:59:20 ◼   ► and figure out where they all have to belong

00:59:21 ◼   ► and rearrange them manually.

00:59:23 ◼   ► Yes, I tried to use iPhone mirroring

00:59:24 ◼   ► to rearrange them with the mouse.

00:59:26 ◼   ► It's probably a little bit better,

00:59:29 ◼   ► but boy, you can really see the insanity of that system

00:59:31 ◼   ► when you have pixel precise control with a mouse cursor,

00:59:34 ◼   ► because it's such a cruel game.

00:59:36 ◼   ► It's like, oh, I went over the one pixel boundary

00:59:38 ◼   ► and now it switched to the other screen.

00:59:39 ◼   ► Like it's just, your meat fingers aren't in the way,

00:59:41 ◼   ► but now I know precisely how insane

00:59:43 ◼   ► the activation readings are

00:59:44 ◼   ► and precisely how broken it is

00:59:46 ◼   ► where you will drag an icon

00:59:47 ◼   ► and other icons will skitter out of the way

00:59:49 ◼   ► and leave an empty spot for your icon.

00:59:51 ◼   ► You will release and Springboard will say, nope,

00:59:54 ◼   ► and it'll just close that spot back up

00:59:56 ◼   ► and you'll do it 50 times.

00:59:57 ◼   ► Drag an icon, put it right where you want it to go.

01:00:00 ◼   ► Nothing else is there.

01:00:01 ◼   ► It is dead center on the spot.

01:00:02 ◼   ► Release disappears like it never existed.

01:00:05 ◼   ► The system's just broken, so the mouse helps a little bit,

01:00:07 ◼   ► but anyway, setup worked fine.

01:00:10 ◼   ► I managed to get through it all and there you go.

01:00:13 ◼   ► Marco, how was your setup process?

01:00:15 ◼   ► - Mine was perfectly fine. (laughs)

01:00:17 ◼   ► - Did you buy unlocked or did you buy as a replacement?

01:00:20 ◼   ► - I did the thing in the Apple Store app on the phone

01:00:22 ◼   ► where I say replace this phone on my plan

01:00:25 ◼   ► and it was simple.

01:00:26 ◼   ► Now granted, I use AT&T, so everything is mediocre,

01:00:31 ◼   ► but it worked better than yours. (laughs)

01:00:35 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't know what it is.

01:00:36 ◼   ► I mean, I'm assuming there's some carrier servers

01:00:38 ◼   ► that are involved in this process

01:00:39 ◼   ► and the worst part is there's no way to say,

01:00:43 ◼   ► forget about that, I'll deal with it later.

01:00:44 ◼   ► Just do the rest of the setup.

01:00:45 ◼   ► You are stuck on that screen.

01:00:47 ◼   ► This is activating, this may take a few minutes

01:00:48 ◼   ► and as far as I know, there's no way to get past it,

01:00:50 ◼   ► which argues for Casey's thing of like,

01:00:51 ◼   ► hey, don't you just buy it unlocked

01:00:53 ◼   ► 'cause then at least you can do the phone,

01:00:55 ◼   ► like the data transfer part of the setup

01:00:57 ◼   ► and then when you have a functioning working phone

01:01:00 ◼   ► that just doesn't have a phone number,

01:01:01 ◼   ► then try to do the eSIM transfer or whatever,

01:01:04 ◼   ► however you initiate that process.

01:01:06 ◼   ► - I mean, I will say for whatever it's worth,

01:01:09 ◼   ► my Apple Watch cellular transfers never work.

01:01:13 ◼   ► The only way I ever get the watch to work

01:01:15 ◼   ► is to cancel the plan from AT&T's website for the old watch

01:01:20 ◼   ► and then have the new watch start over again

01:01:22 ◼   ► and even then, usually it's like it tries to activate,

01:01:26 ◼   ► it fails a couple times,

01:01:27 ◼   ► the plan shows up in the Apple Watch cellular section

01:01:29 ◼   ► as not in use.

01:01:30 ◼   ► I gotta like reboot sometimes a couple times.

01:01:33 ◼   ► I gotta do some dances to get that to work.

01:01:35 ◼   ► - And you gotta Google to be like,

01:01:36 ◼   ► wait, do I unpair from the old one first

01:01:38 ◼   ► or do I not like this?

01:01:39 ◼   ► This whole, I've done it successfully,

01:01:41 ◼   ► I use my wife's watch several times and every time I do it,

01:01:43 ◼   ► I have no confidence that I'm going to be successful.

01:01:45 ◼   ► I have no recollection of how I did it last time

01:01:47 ◼   ► or why it worked and I just like cross my fingers

01:01:49 ◼   ► and just dive in and by the way,

01:01:52 ◼   ► everything on the watch takes forever.

01:01:53 ◼   ► I guess it's probably getting better

01:01:54 ◼   ► as the watches get faster.

01:01:55 ◼   ► - It doesn't, no. - But it takes so long

01:01:56 ◼   ► to do anything.

01:01:57 ◼   ► - No, it's not getting better.

01:01:59 ◼   ► But the phone transfer, by the way,

01:02:01 ◼   ► just before we leave this,

01:02:02 ◼   ► the phone transfer for me was perfectly fine.

01:02:04 ◼   ► Like the eSIM moved over,

01:02:05 ◼   ► like it activated just fine in a reasonable amount of time.

01:02:07 ◼   ► - Did you use a cable?

01:02:09 ◼   ► - Yeah, I used a cable and I used both.

01:02:11 ◼   ► I used two of my like fan Peltier Element fans

01:02:14 ◼   ► that are the active cooling MagSafe fans.

01:02:16 ◼   ► - I did use ice packs just in honor of Marco.

01:02:18 ◼   ► I used them briefly but then I got worried

01:02:20 ◼   ► about condensation and stopped.

01:02:21 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:02:23 ◼   ► - Very quickly with regard to the watch,

01:02:25 ◼   ► I had heard a story and I think this was accurate

01:02:30 ◼   ► at the time, that the best way to move a watch

01:02:33 ◼   ► is to unpair on the old phone if I remember correctly.

01:02:36 ◼   ► - I think it's the only way.

01:02:37 ◼   ► - No, it'll offer to move it for you.

01:02:39 ◼   ► It just doesn't usually work with cellular for some reason.

01:02:42 ◼   ► - Well, so that's the thing.

01:02:43 ◼   ► So the way it used to be years and years ago

01:02:45 ◼   ► was you would unpair the watch,

01:02:47 ◼   ► then do your phone transfer,

01:02:48 ◼   ► then repair the watch on the new phone.

01:02:50 ◼   ► This time I didn't do any of that.

01:02:53 ◼   ► I just waited for the phone to say,

01:02:55 ◼   ► hey, would you like to move the watch over?

01:02:57 ◼   ► And I said, yes.

01:02:58 ◼   ► And it worked.

01:02:59 ◼   ► Now I do not have cellular though.

01:03:01 ◼   ► I do not have cellular

01:03:02 ◼   ► and I do think that makes a big difference.

01:03:03 ◼   ► - Oh yeah, it does, very much so.

01:03:06 ◼   ► - It moved, no problem.

01:03:08 ◼   ► And then when I unboxed my Apple Watch Series 10,

01:03:10 ◼   ► which we'll get to later,

01:03:11 ◼   ► I said, hey, can you make it,

01:03:13 ◼   ► or I think it asked or whatever,

01:03:15 ◼   ► do you want this to effectively replace the old one?

01:03:17 ◼   ► I said, yes.

01:03:18 ◼   ► And it said, sure.

01:03:18 ◼   ► And that worked pretty much no problem.

01:03:20 ◼   ► So my Apple Watch transfer experience was A plus plus.

01:03:24 ◼   ► Like it was pretty much flawless.

01:03:26 ◼   ► I was stunned.

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01:05:29 ◼   ► All right, camera control.

01:05:35 ◼   ► I've used it a decent amount.

01:05:38 ◼   ► I think it's a good idea.

01:05:42 ◼   ► The actual usage of it,

01:05:44 ◼   ► I think they're gonna need to tweak a little bit here

01:05:46 ◼   ► and there with some of the timings and settings

01:05:49 ◼   ► and tolerances and things like that.

01:05:50 ◼   ► But I think overall, I like it.

01:05:52 ◼   ► It is extremely useful for me

01:05:53 ◼   ► just as a camera launch button.

01:05:55 ◼   ► I know a lot of people have been using the action button

01:05:57 ◼   ► for that over the past year.

01:05:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's what I was doing.

01:06:00 ◼   ► - And that's totally fine.

01:06:01 ◼   ► And there are some benefits and drawbacks to that.

01:06:04 ◼   ► I, as I mentioned in previous episodes,

01:06:06 ◼   ► I use the action button for flashlight,

01:06:07 ◼   ► which I actually use a decent amount.

01:06:10 ◼   ► Although I actually, I am happy to report

01:06:13 ◼   ► that as I progress through my denial of,

01:06:17 ◼   ► that I really should be wearing progressive reading glasses

01:06:20 ◼   ► all the time because my close up reading distance

01:06:22 ◼   ► is not great anymore.

01:06:24 ◼   ► But my distance distance viewing is fine.

01:06:28 ◼   ► And so what I really should be doing

01:06:30 ◼   ► is wearing progressive reading glasses

01:06:31 ◼   ► that have no correction on top

01:06:33 ◼   ► and reading correction on the bottom.

01:06:35 ◼   ► I have yet to find any that I don't hate.

01:06:37 ◼   ► So instead what I'm doing is mostly

01:06:39 ◼   ► not wearing reading glasses

01:06:40 ◼   ► and just holding stuff out really far to see it.

01:06:43 ◼   ► But occasionally the system is not sufficient for something.

01:06:48 ◼   ► And the phone has a magnifier feature built in.

01:06:51 ◼   ► It has for a very long time

01:06:53 ◼   ► where it just basically is like a quick little view

01:06:55 ◼   ► that uses the camera to show you a magnified view

01:06:57 ◼   ► of whatever you're looking at.

01:06:58 ◼   ► It's great, especially when you have

01:06:59 ◼   ► the modern ultra wide lenses that have autofocus

01:07:02 ◼   ► and so they can actually get very close

01:07:04 ◼   ► with macro distances to view things like, you know,

01:07:07 ◼   ► that tiny little print on Apple's power adapters and stuff.

01:07:11 ◼   ► One of the things I tried to view recently was,

01:07:14 ◼   ► they have the new MagSafe pucks that charge 25 watts.

01:07:17 ◼   ► And they look almost identical to the old ones.

01:07:20 ◼   ► Apparently, I heard from John Gruber actually

01:07:23 ◼   ► that apparently they are slightly narrower,

01:07:27 ◼   ► which is going to be really annoying

01:07:29 ◼   ► when I try to fit it into anything that's made to like,

01:07:31 ◼   ► you bring your MagSafe adapter into this 3D mount

01:07:33 ◼   ► or whatever, like that's gonna be annoying.

01:07:35 ◼   ► I gotta verify that.

01:07:36 ◼   ► - Like the radius is smaller?

01:07:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, like apparently the actual size of the circle

01:07:40 ◼   ► is slightly smaller so it's not gonna fit in, you know,

01:07:43 ◼   ► docks and stuff that are made to, you know,

01:07:45 ◼   ► build an Apple's MagSafe pucks.

01:07:47 ◼   ► But I gotta verify that.

01:07:48 ◼   ► - But I bet there's some tiny light gray text

01:07:49 ◼   ► on a slightly darker gray background that you could also--

01:07:51 ◼   ► - Right, so what I was trying to do is like,

01:07:54 ◼   ► okay, how do I tell, if I'm holding one of these in my hand,

01:07:57 ◼   ► how do I tell which one it is?

01:07:59 ◼   ► 'Cause they now, you know, the modern MagSafe pucks now

01:08:02 ◼   ► with the, you know, the faster charging,

01:08:04 ◼   ► I believe they're 10 bucks more.

01:08:06 ◼   ► They're 40 bucks instead of 30 bucks.

01:08:07 ◼   ► And they have a different entire model number.

01:08:10 ◼   ► But if you're just looking at it, it's not obvious.

01:08:12 ◼   ► Like, and they do have a tiny little bit of text

01:08:16 ◼   ► printed on the metal right next to where the cable

01:08:18 ◼   ► goes into the metal ring.

01:08:20 ◼   ► And I could not see this for the life of me.

01:08:23 ◼   ► So anyway, all this is to say,

01:08:25 ◼   ► the magnifier's a good feature.

01:08:26 ◼   ► And what I've actually done,

01:08:27 ◼   ► since I have the action button as the flashlight,

01:08:29 ◼   ► now with iOS 18, you can replace the two circular

01:08:33 ◼   ► 3D touch buttons on the bottom of the lock screen,

01:08:35 ◼   ► the ones that used to be flashlight and camera.

01:08:37 ◼   ► So I've actually replaced the flashlight one

01:08:40 ◼   ► with the magnifier.

01:08:41 ◼   ► I'm happy to announce I have reached that point in aging

01:08:45 ◼   ► where I'm going to be using the magnifier

01:08:48 ◼   ► frequently enough on my phone.

01:08:49 ◼   ► I've already, I just did this like the other day,

01:08:51 ◼   ► and I've already used it like three times.

01:08:53 ◼   ► - You can change it to triple tap too.

01:08:55 ◼   ► That's the one that, that's the real old person move.

01:08:56 ◼   ► You change magnifier to triple tap with accessibility,

01:08:58 ◼   ► you just tap the back of the phone three times.

01:09:00 ◼   ► - I don't need that yet.

01:09:02 ◼   ► But certainly having it on the lock screen

01:09:04 ◼   ► on a button I was not using anymore is very useful.

01:09:06 ◼   ► And then, you know, and so similarly,

01:09:08 ◼   ► like you can have the camera, you know,

01:09:11 ◼   ► if you don't want to use Apple's camera app anymore,

01:09:14 ◼   ► or if you only want to launch it from the camera control,

01:09:17 ◼   ► then you can reassign the camera circle button

01:09:20 ◼   ► on the lock screen too to something else.

01:09:22 ◼   ► This is a whole new area of customization

01:09:23 ◼   ► that I actually find quite nice.

01:09:25 ◼   ► But anyway, all that is to say, the camera control,

01:09:27 ◼   ► therefore being my camera launch button,

01:09:30 ◼   ► will free up one of those spots for me.

01:09:31 ◼   ► And so using it as that so far over the last couple days,

01:09:34 ◼   ► I have enjoyed it, it has proven useful to me.

01:09:37 ◼   ► The only thing is that so far I have a very,

01:09:40 ◼   ► I had a very hard time figuring out

01:09:43 ◼   ► how to navigate the little tools menu inside of it.

01:09:46 ◼   ► Like that-- - Yep, same.

01:09:47 ◼   ► - I said this before any of us had ever tried it.

01:09:49 ◼   ► Remember by using the demos, I'm like, that's modal.

01:09:52 ◼   ► How are you gonna get out of that mode?

01:09:54 ◼   ► And I, trying it for real life,

01:09:55 ◼   ► I experienced the exact same thing,

01:09:57 ◼   ► the exact problem I predicted.

01:09:58 ◼   ► I'm like, I'm having that problem.

01:09:59 ◼   ► I eventually figured it out, but it's not great.

01:10:02 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think there's gonna be

01:10:03 ◼   ► a quite learning curve there.

01:10:05 ◼   ► And I think maybe Apple could tweak some of the like,

01:10:07 ◼   ► you know, timings and gestures and things on that

01:10:09 ◼   ► to make that a little bit easier over time.

01:10:11 ◼   ► 'Cause I have found that like the actual,

01:10:13 ◼   ► like the pushing of the button to open the camera

01:10:15 ◼   ► and to take pictures, that works great.

01:10:16 ◼   ► But I keep finding myself like accidentally

01:10:19 ◼   ► in some of the little menu modes

01:10:20 ◼   ► to the point where I might just turn them off.

01:10:22 ◼   ► And the second thing is that as soon as you start using

01:10:25 ◼   ► those menu modes, it, or even I think even just using it

01:10:30 ◼   ► for capture, like just pushing the button

01:10:32 ◼   ► to take the picture, it dims or hides

01:10:36 ◼   ► all of the camera UI on screen.

01:10:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, I noticed that too, which surprised me.

01:10:41 ◼   ► - Yeah, and it keeps it hidden for like a few seconds

01:10:43 ◼   ► after you hit the picture.

01:10:44 ◼   ► So like even if you wanna just review the picture

01:10:46 ◼   ► you just took, you have to like wait two or three seconds

01:10:50 ◼   ► for it to like fade those controls back in.

01:10:52 ◼   ► Like it's kind of annoying, like I see what they're going

01:10:54 ◼   ► for, it just becomes a camera with this control.

01:10:57 ◼   ► Okay, that's a nice idea, that's very precious.

01:10:59 ◼   ► In real life, I want those controls back immediately.

01:11:02 ◼   ► So like as soon as I'm done taking the picture,

01:11:04 ◼   ► I want those controls.

01:11:05 ◼   ► Or even if I'm just stuck in the weird, you know,

01:11:08 ◼   ► camera control menu thingy and I can't figure out

01:11:10 ◼   ► how to zoom back out or whatever,

01:11:12 ◼   ► just keep the controls on screen at all times.

01:11:15 ◼   ► Because yeah, it's great to have them in the camera control.

01:11:18 ◼   ► It's also great to have them on the screen.

01:11:20 ◼   ► And a lot of times you're gonna wanna switch

01:11:21 ◼   ► back and forth between them.

01:11:23 ◼   ► So that's something that like, I think until Apple

01:11:27 ◼   ► makes better balances and more usable defaults

01:11:31 ◼   ► or more usable behaviors with the camera control,

01:11:34 ◼   ► I don't see myself using it for any of those

01:11:36 ◼   ► little menu features other than just launching the camera

01:11:38 ◼   ► and taking a picture.

01:11:39 ◼   ► Like I think for those it's great, it's convenient.

01:11:41 ◼   ► The actual implementation of all those little menus

01:11:43 ◼   ► and things and the way it hides all the controls

01:11:45 ◼   ► in the main screen, that I think needs some iteration

01:11:48 ◼   ► to really be useful.

01:11:50 ◼   ► - All right, so here's my experience

01:11:51 ◼   ► with the camera control.

01:11:53 ◼   ► The very first thing that I discovered with my new phone

01:11:58 ◼   ► with the camera control is that the camera control

01:12:01 ◼   ► is placed exactly where I apparently grabbed my phone.

01:12:04 ◼   ► Exactly.

01:12:05 ◼   ► - I've done this a couple times.

01:12:06 ◼   ► - Like with it, taking it out of the box,

01:12:09 ◼   ► I kid you not, the phone is not even on.

01:12:11 ◼   ► I've just taken it out of the box.

01:12:13 ◼   ► I accidentally hit the camera control button

01:12:15 ◼   ► three times in under 20 seconds.

01:12:18 ◼   ► It's not even on, like the phone's not even on.

01:12:21 ◼   ► I'm hitting the button, which by the way--

01:12:23 ◼   ► - What part of your hand, are you hitting it

01:12:24 ◼   ► with like your like--

01:12:26 ◼   ► - That's apparently where I grab the phone.

01:12:27 ◼   ► I apparently grab it at the bottom with one,

01:12:30 ◼   ► you know, my thumb on like the left side

01:12:32 ◼   ► of where the camera control is and my other finger

01:12:34 ◼   ► is exactly on the camera control.

01:12:36 ◼   ► And it's a flush button, it doesn't even stick out.

01:12:39 ◼   ► I was hitting that button like crazy.

01:12:41 ◼   ► I'm like, okay, well, I can retrain myself,

01:12:44 ◼   ► but that's an unfortunate personal habit.

01:12:47 ◼   ► Apparently I grabbed the phone by the camera control.

01:12:50 ◼   ► And so I have signed up for hitting that button

01:12:53 ◼   ► accidentally a lot.

01:12:53 ◼   ► I'm getting better and unfortunately,

01:12:55 ◼   ► I think part of the way I'm getting better

01:12:57 ◼   ► is learning not to press as hard,

01:12:59 ◼   ► which is good in that I won't activate the flush button

01:13:02 ◼   ► but bad in that now I'm not gripping the phone as hard

01:13:04 ◼   ► when I pick it up, which I feel like

01:13:05 ◼   ► is just an increased drop risk, but that's a thing.

01:13:09 ◼   ► So setting that aside.

01:13:10 ◼   ► - Get that Apple care.

01:13:11 ◼   ► - Yeah, I do have it.

01:13:12 ◼   ► Using the actual camera control button,

01:13:16 ◼   ► I would not have predicted this based on their previews

01:13:18 ◼   ► in our discussion of this,

01:13:19 ◼   ► but because we had talked about like the whole idea

01:13:21 ◼   ► of them modeling it after like half press

01:13:24 ◼   ► on a real camera shutter button.

01:13:26 ◼   ► And even though that feature for half press focus

01:13:28 ◼   ► isn't even shipping yet,

01:13:29 ◼   ► the way you get into those menus

01:13:31 ◼   ► that Marco was talking about these little things is,

01:13:33 ◼   ► you essentially half press, right?

01:13:34 ◼   ► To get to the thing where you can change the zoom

01:13:37 ◼   ► and the focal depth and that whole menu system.

01:13:39 ◼   ► And yes, that is modal.

01:13:41 ◼   ► And the only way I've discovered to get out of it

01:13:42 ◼   ► is to touch anywhere on the screen,

01:13:44 ◼   ► which is a reasonable way to get out of it.

01:13:46 ◼   ► But I kind of wish there was a way to get out of it

01:13:48 ◼   ► by without taking a picture, by hitting the camera control.

01:13:51 ◼   ► But I think you have to actually touch the screen to say,

01:13:53 ◼   ► I want to get out of this mode

01:13:55 ◼   ► where I'm adjusting things with the camera control, right?

01:13:57 ◼   ► But here's the kicker.

01:13:58 ◼   ► This is the thing I wouldn't have predicted.

01:14:00 ◼   ► The half press on the camera control button

01:14:03 ◼   ► to activate the menus is unlike any half press

01:14:07 ◼   ► and any big camera that I've ever used in my entire life

01:14:10 ◼   ► in that it is way, way more difficult to get to it.

01:14:15 ◼   ► Like it is a thing that you have to train your fingers to do

01:14:21 ◼   ► because if you just do what you would do

01:14:23 ◼   ► to half press a real camera button,

01:14:25 ◼   ► you've pressed it all the way, that's too far.

01:14:27 ◼   ► So it's like, how do I half press this button?

01:14:30 ◼   ► And you have to press so much lighter than you think.

01:14:33 ◼   ► And I know there's this preference to adjust this

01:14:34 ◼   ► or whatever, but it's such a strange sensation.

01:14:36 ◼   ► You're like, am I even pressing it

01:14:39 ◼   ► or am I just thinking hard about pressing it

01:14:41 ◼   ► and it activates it?

01:14:42 ◼   ► You can do it, you can learn to do it,

01:14:45 ◼   ► but it is so much more of a precise, delicate gesture

01:14:49 ◼   ► than I expected it to be.

01:14:50 ◼   ► I fully expected, I've been half pressing shutter buttons

01:14:53 ◼   ► for years and years, right, decades, right?

01:14:56 ◼   ► I fully expected it would just be completely natural

01:14:58 ◼   ► for me to half press it, absolutely not.

01:15:00 ◼   ► It is so much more delicate than I thought it would be,

01:15:03 ◼   ► which I don't personally mind

01:15:04 ◼   ► because I think I'm never going to use those menus

01:15:06 ◼   ► now that I've experienced them.

01:15:07 ◼   ► I don't think I'm ever gonna use them to adjust anything.

01:15:10 ◼   ► Maybe I'll do the zoom one because it has the advantage.

01:15:12 ◼   ► I hate pinching to zoom.

01:15:13 ◼   ► It has the advantage that I can zoom

01:15:15 ◼   ► while having the phone in camera taking position, right,

01:15:19 ◼   ► in landscape mode or whatever,

01:15:20 ◼   ► without me having to take one of my hands off of the phone

01:15:23 ◼   ► and use it to pinch the screen.

01:15:25 ◼   ► I think zoom is the one that's most likely for me to use,

01:15:27 ◼   ► but in practice, I've never actually used it

01:15:30 ◼   ► other than when I was experimenting with it,

01:15:31 ◼   ► just because I hate going into that mode.

01:15:34 ◼   ► I can't even decide which one to keep it on.

01:15:35 ◼   ► I think I settled on keeping it on zoom

01:15:37 ◼   ► because it's the one I'm most likely to use,

01:15:39 ◼   ► but I would just much rather adjust those things

01:15:41 ◼   ► on the screen, and I'm with Marco.

01:15:42 ◼   ► Like, I understand how the UI goes away

01:15:44 ◼   ► when you do that or whatever.

01:15:45 ◼   ► I would just rather always see it.

01:15:47 ◼   ► Like, again, that should probably be a setting or whatever.

01:15:50 ◼   ► But, you know, for taking a photo

01:15:52 ◼   ► and for having it as a shutter button,

01:15:53 ◼   ► I've heard a lot of people complaining

01:15:54 ◼   ► that the positioning is bad,

01:15:55 ◼   ► that it should be closer to the corner,

01:15:57 ◼   ► and maybe that would have gotten

01:15:58 ◼   ► that of my accidental activation area,

01:15:59 ◼   ► but I'm mostly happy with the position.

01:16:01 ◼   ► I take pretty much all my pictures in landscape mode,

01:16:04 ◼   ► but occasionally in portrait,

01:16:05 ◼   ► and I find it works for both of them.

01:16:07 ◼   ► I have it launching the camera.

01:16:08 ◼   ► I have it launching the camera on a single press.

01:16:10 ◼   ► The reason I can get away with it

01:16:11 ◼   ► is that when I accidentally activate it,

01:16:14 ◼   ► it's because I'm picking up a locked phone off the table

01:16:16 ◼   ► or whatever, and when you hit it on a locked phone,

01:16:19 ◼   ► it doesn't launch the camera app.

01:16:20 ◼   ► It just, like, wakes it up first,

01:16:21 ◼   ► and you have to hit it again to launch the camera app,

01:16:24 ◼   ► which is a nice defense against me

01:16:25 ◼   ► accidentally launching the camera app.

01:16:27 ◼   ► I'm still accidentally hitting the button a lot,

01:16:28 ◼   ► but the consequences are not significant,

01:16:31 ◼   ► because when I'm doing that,

01:16:32 ◼   ► it's almost always when I'm picking up a locked phone,

01:16:34 ◼   ► so I don't actually find myself landing in the camera app.

01:16:37 ◼   ► Within, I think, maybe less than a minute

01:16:41 ◼   ► of my wife picking up my phone,

01:16:43 ◼   ► she'd accidentally taken a picture with the camera control.

01:16:46 ◼   ► I should have saved it.

01:16:47 ◼   ► It was like, iPhone unboxing day.

01:16:48 ◼   ► Here's our first picture of the floor.

01:16:50 ◼   ► It's a thing, right?

01:16:53 ◼   ► Again, there's a setting to make the camera control

01:16:55 ◼   ► require a double click to get into the camera app.

01:16:58 ◼   ► I don't think I need to use that yet.

01:16:59 ◼   ► I think I'm building my habits around it,

01:17:01 ◼   ► but I think the camera control

01:17:05 ◼   ► was maybe a little bit overly ambitious.

01:17:07 ◼   ► As a button, it feels good, it clicks good.

01:17:10 ◼   ► I like the fact that it's touch sensitive.

01:17:13 ◼   ► The half press I'm not sold on,

01:17:14 ◼   ► the menu interface I'm not sold on,

01:17:16 ◼   ► and the upcoming feature that we don't even have yet,

01:17:18 ◼   ► the half press for focus or whatever they're gonna do,

01:17:21 ◼   ► I don't think that's gonna make this better.

01:17:22 ◼   ► They're piling so much stuff onto this button.

01:17:25 ◼   ► This is not like a version 1.0 button.

01:17:26 ◼   ► This is the version 4.5 of this button already.

01:17:30 ◼   ► It does so much stuff.

01:17:31 ◼   ► It is so overloaded, it has so many capabilities.

01:17:33 ◼   ► And like I said, maybe it's just me,

01:17:34 ◼   ► but when you find one of these phones,

01:17:37 ◼   ► try, you can learn how to get into the menus pretty easily,

01:17:40 ◼   ► but it's such a strange feeling.

01:17:42 ◼   ► It's like, press, but don't press.

01:17:44 ◼   ► It's such a delicate operation.

01:17:46 ◼   ► It reminds me of some of the finesse moves

01:17:49 ◼   ► I would have to do with a thumb stick

01:17:50 ◼   ► in Super Monkey Ball in the GameCube.

01:17:52 ◼   ► Like when you just really have to learn how to like,

01:17:55 ◼   ► what the difference between 18 and 17 degrees on the stick is

01:17:59 ◼   ► as opposed to just being like,

01:18:01 ◼   ► jam the stick to the left, right, up, down, right?

01:18:04 ◼   ► So sort of delicate, like just think about pressing it

01:18:08 ◼   ► and then you'll get into the menus.

01:18:09 ◼   ► And again, it's not bad because I don't think

01:18:11 ◼   ► I wanna get into the menus a lot,

01:18:12 ◼   ► and I do know how to do it now,

01:18:14 ◼   ► but it is so much, I don't know how to say,

01:18:18 ◼   ► so much more like, I don't wanna say sophisticated.

01:18:22 ◼   ► It's so much less straightforward to do.

01:18:27 ◼   ► Like it requires more mechanical finesse

01:18:30 ◼   ► than I would have expected.

01:18:31 ◼   ► Way more mechanical finesse

01:18:32 ◼   ► than half pressing a shutter button.

01:18:33 ◼   ► And having handed my very large cameras

01:18:36 ◼   ► to many people over the years for them to take pictures,

01:18:38 ◼   ► I can tell you that the average person

01:18:40 ◼   ► has difficulty half pressing even a gigantic shutter button

01:18:43 ◼   ► that is very easy in my opinion to half press

01:18:44 ◼   ► 'cause it has like miles of travel

01:18:46 ◼   ► and you'd literally push it halfway down.

01:18:48 ◼   ► You cannot push this button halfway down.

01:18:49 ◼   ► Like the travel is so short.

01:18:51 ◼   ► If you try to push it halfway down,

01:18:53 ◼   ► you will completely depress it.

01:18:54 ◼   ► You have to think about pressing it

01:18:56 ◼   ► and then you've just half pressed it.

01:18:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I think like it almost gives me

01:19:00 ◼   ► the feeling of like when I've designed an interface

01:19:04 ◼   ► in Xcode for my iPhone app

01:19:06 ◼   ► and I've been using the simulator for most of the design

01:19:09 ◼   ► and then I run it on the device for the first time

01:19:12 ◼   ► and I pick it up and I try to use it

01:19:14 ◼   ► and I instantly feel like, oh, this is all wrong.

01:19:16 ◼   ► Like this is either too small, too big,

01:19:18 ◼   ► it doesn't feel right, it doesn't work right.

01:19:19 ◼   ► You can tell as soon as you try to use it on the device,

01:19:21 ◼   ► oh, this is wrong.

01:19:23 ◼   ► That's kinda how I feel with the camera control.

01:19:25 ◼   ► Like what I was expecting

01:19:26 ◼   ► based on how they were describing it,

01:19:28 ◼   ► I was kind of expecting this to work a certain way

01:19:31 ◼   ► and then as soon as I get it and I try it,

01:19:32 ◼   ► I'm like, oh, this is wrong.

01:19:34 ◼   ► Like I would actually call it maybe fiddly

01:19:37 ◼   ► or like over sensitive and like it's not,

01:19:40 ◼   ► I don't think I'm lacking appropriate dexterity

01:19:43 ◼   ► in my index finger to be able to use it

01:19:45 ◼   ► and there are some case considerations

01:19:47 ◼   ► which we'll get to in a moment.

01:19:49 ◼   ► But I think like it's just very finicky to get that right

01:19:54 ◼   ► and what you don't want with your camera controls

01:19:58 ◼   ► is imprecision.

01:20:00 ◼   ► Like when you're using a camera,

01:20:01 ◼   ► usually you are adjusting--

01:20:03 ◼   ► - Especially if you're fumbling for it,

01:20:04 ◼   ► like real quick, oh, we're getting the camera out.

01:20:06 ◼   ► It's not the time for like a now,

01:20:07 ◼   ► I'm going to apply the most controlled pressure

01:20:10 ◼   ► I've ever applied using the tendons in my fingers.

01:20:13 ◼   ► - Right, and you don't wanna like accidentally

01:20:15 ◼   ► switch modes or overshoot the setting

01:20:18 ◼   ► that you were trying to adjust or whatever.

01:20:20 ◼   ► Like it's very sensitive and finicky in the way it operates.

01:20:25 ◼   ► And so again, I think it's a good idea.

01:20:28 ◼   ► I like how it launches the camera and then takes pictures.

01:20:32 ◼   ► Everything else about it, I really don't like.

01:20:35 ◼   ► - Yeah, let me fast forward this for Apple.

01:20:37 ◼   ► Apple, the solution to this, the real version 4.5 of this,

01:20:40 ◼   ► I mean, I don't know how many years

01:20:42 ◼   ► in the future this is gonna be

01:20:43 ◼   ► is to solve all these problems.

01:20:45 ◼   ► Basically, that entire side of the phone

01:20:48 ◼   ► needs to be a giant touch sensitive,

01:20:50 ◼   ► pressure sensitive clicky button.

01:20:52 ◼   ► Because like for example, zooming and swiping,

01:20:55 ◼   ► the little interface that appears is maybe a little small,

01:20:57 ◼   ► but the essentially track pad area, it's a small button.

01:21:01 ◼   ► That area of like swipe, swipe, swipe,

01:21:04 ◼   ► it's barely enough to cycle through,

01:21:06 ◼   ► to satisfactorily cycle through the menus

01:21:09 ◼   ► while alone being satisfactory for zoom.

01:21:11 ◼   ► I feel like that whole like side of the phone

01:21:16 ◼   ► needs to be just one complete featureless thing

01:21:18 ◼   ► that you can squeeze and it haptically clicks

01:21:21 ◼   ► and the whole thing is touch sensitive

01:21:23 ◼   ► and it needs to like go in more.

01:21:25 ◼   ► I don't know how they solve this problem,

01:21:26 ◼   ► but it needs, it's strange to say,

01:21:28 ◼   ► but I feel like the camera control is too small,

01:21:31 ◼   ► like for what they want it to do.

01:21:33 ◼   ► If you just want it to be a shutter button

01:21:34 ◼   ► and you can use it that way, and by the way,

01:21:35 ◼   ► I will say that is the big benefit of the camera control.

01:21:37 ◼   ► If all these things we're complaining about,

01:21:39 ◼   ► you can just ignore them and just say,

01:21:40 ◼   ► this button is just a binary button

01:21:42 ◼   ► and I press it all the way or not at all.

01:21:44 ◼   ► And it works that way.

01:21:45 ◼   ► I don't think you'll accidentally half press it a lot,

01:21:47 ◼   ► especially if you're just always saying press, press, right?

01:21:50 ◼   ► But if they wanna go whole hog

01:21:52 ◼   ► and have this be like a touch sensitive thing

01:21:53 ◼   ► to swipe through UIs and stuff like that,

01:21:55 ◼   ► they need a bigger touch area

01:21:57 ◼   ► and they need a way bigger button

01:21:57 ◼   ► and they need just that whole side

01:21:59 ◼   ► to just be one giant button that also happens to click.

01:22:02 ◼   ► And I don't know how they do that,

01:22:03 ◼   ► but that would be better than this tiny little thing.

01:22:07 ◼   ► - I'll tell you what.

01:22:08 ◼   ► So there are settings for camera control.

01:22:10 ◼   ► There are not many of them.

01:22:12 ◼   ► Right now there are three settings.

01:22:14 ◼   ► There's what app does it open,

01:22:16 ◼   ► launch camera with a single click or a double click,

01:22:18 ◼   ► which you actually might want, John,

01:22:19 ◼   ► if you're having a lot of accidental input.

01:22:20 ◼   ► - I mentioned, I don't think I need to go to the double click

01:22:23 ◼   ► and I also don't think I need to adjust the sensitivity.

01:22:25 ◼   ► Like I've tried the different settings

01:22:27 ◼   ► and I feel like that's not the problem.

01:22:29 ◼   ► - So the third setting is called,

01:22:31 ◼   ► for some reason it's called clean preview,

01:22:33 ◼   ► clean preview on or off.

01:22:35 ◼   ► And it says light press camera control

01:22:36 ◼   ► to quickly make adjustments.

01:22:37 ◼   ► - Oh, that leaves the menus up when you activate it.

01:22:39 ◼   ► Yeah, you're right, it does.

01:22:40 ◼   ► - Okay, well, honestly that solves one of my problems,

01:22:42 ◼   ► but not, okay.

01:22:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's true.

01:22:44 ◼   ► Actually, I agree with you that I do like

01:22:46 ◼   ► that it leaves all the camera controls up.

01:22:48 ◼   ► So yes, we have live solved one problem.

01:22:51 ◼   ► - We made it slightly better, all right.

01:22:52 ◼   ► I like it better this mode.

01:22:53 ◼   ► We'll see if I can actually stick with the other controls,

01:22:56 ◼   ► but that is good.

01:22:57 ◼   ► Anyway, so let's move on to talk about cases

01:23:01 ◼   ► and the camera control.

01:23:02 ◼   ► Poor peak design.

01:23:05 ◼   ► - Oh, no.

01:23:07 ◼   ► - And every other third-party case might be that true.

01:23:09 ◼   ► - I love this case.

01:23:11 ◼   ► I've been using it now for I think three phones in a row now.

01:23:15 ◼   ► I don't use it all year,

01:23:16 ◼   ► but I use it some of the year, as mentioned.

01:23:17 ◼   ► It is my kind of summer case.

01:23:19 ◼   ► It's great for if I don't wanna use leather

01:23:23 ◼   ► 'cause it might get wet in the summer or anyway.

01:23:26 ◼   ► So I love the peak design case.

01:23:29 ◼   ► They had drama last year with the action button

01:23:31 ◼   ► where they didn't really know it was coming,

01:23:33 ◼   ► but they knew something was coming,

01:23:34 ◼   ► so they left a cutout.

01:23:35 ◼   ► And it turns out the cutout was,

01:23:37 ◼   ► it made it too hard to use it

01:23:39 ◼   ► 'cause it was a deep hole and the action button's small,

01:23:42 ◼   ► and so it made it too hard to use.

01:23:43 ◼   ► So they had this whole thing where they gave free,

01:23:47 ◼   ► over a few months, they remade the case.

01:23:49 ◼   ► They gave free replacements to people

01:23:51 ◼   ► who bought the first one.

01:23:52 ◼   ► It was a whole thing.

01:23:54 ◼   ► I'm sure they lost a ton of money on it,

01:23:55 ◼   ► but they're a good company,

01:23:57 ◼   ► and they wanted to serve their customers well.

01:23:58 ◼   ► I like peak design a lot.

01:24:00 ◼   ► Anyway, so this year I got their case,

01:24:05 ◼   ► and it has a cutout not of the entire case edge,

01:24:09 ◼   ► but just like a camera control-shaped valley

01:24:13 ◼   ► with sloped sides going into it

01:24:15 ◼   ► from the other edges of the phone.

01:24:17 ◼   ► You can see it.

01:24:18 ◼   ► They have a 360 view on their page.

01:24:20 ◼   ► And I tried this on my phone immediately,

01:24:23 ◼   ► and within two hours, I was like,

01:24:27 ◼   ► this isn't gonna work, no.

01:24:29 ◼   ► Now there's-- - Yeah, I'm not surprised.

01:24:31 ◼   ► - There's two problems.

01:24:32 ◼   ► Number one, the deep valley it creates

01:24:35 ◼   ► does indeed make it difficult to use the camera control.

01:24:38 ◼   ► It makes it much harder to use

01:24:40 ◼   ► because it is not a cover,

01:24:41 ◼   ► but they can't just do a simple cover

01:24:43 ◼   ► 'cause you can see the way Apple did theirs

01:24:45 ◼   ► with the Sapphire cover with the conductive layer.

01:24:48 ◼   ► You gotta make it work

01:24:49 ◼   ► with all the camera control sensors.

01:24:51 ◼   ► So instead of doing some kind of complicated button

01:24:54 ◼   ► that they probably didn't even know was possible

01:24:55 ◼   ► until Apple released their cases,

01:24:57 ◼   ► they just made a hole

01:24:58 ◼   ► with ramps going into it basically from all sides.

01:25:01 ◼   ► Well, those ramps also hurt my finger.

01:25:04 ◼   ► They form kind of a sharp edge.

01:25:07 ◼   ► I'm a left-hand phone user,

01:25:08 ◼   ► and so one of my fingers

01:25:10 ◼   ► is basically resting right there all the time,

01:25:14 ◼   ► and it's just sharp.

01:25:16 ◼   ► It just feels bad.

01:25:18 ◼   ► So I feel terrible.

01:25:20 ◼   ► I gotta say, Peak Design, this is also not good,

01:25:25 ◼   ► and I feel so bad for them

01:25:26 ◼   ► 'cause I know they're gonna have other people

01:25:28 ◼   ► saying the same thing.

01:25:29 ◼   ► And again, two years in a row

01:25:33 ◼   ► to really screw Casemakers by Apple,

01:25:36 ◼   ► it's gotta be rough for the Casemakers

01:25:38 ◼   ► 'cause they gotta design cases

01:25:40 ◼   ► with a bunch of guesses and speculation,

01:25:42 ◼   ► and they gotta basically follow the rumor mill

01:25:46 ◼   ► and get whatever info they can get

01:25:47 ◼   ► and just make a bunch and take a big risk.

01:25:49 ◼   ► Like, oh, well, we think the dimensions of the phone

01:25:51 ◼   ► will be this, and we think it's going to have a button here,

01:25:53 ◼   ► and we think that the button will work like other buttons,

01:25:55 ◼   ► but we don't know.

01:25:56 ◼   ► And so it's a big risky business to be in,

01:26:00 ◼   ► and I gotta say, again,

01:26:02 ◼   ► I'm not a fan of the Peak Design cases here,

01:26:04 ◼   ► and maybe they'll do another one sometime

01:26:06 ◼   ► that has a proper cover over it

01:26:08 ◼   ► that works with the weird sensors of the button,

01:26:10 ◼   ► and maybe that'll be better, so I'll keep that in mind.

01:26:13 ◼   ► But what I did was, so as soon as I used this case,

01:26:18 ◼   ► I thought, well, I have to go to the Apple Store.

01:26:22 ◼   ► (laughs)

01:26:23 ◼   ► This is not going to do,

01:26:26 ◼   ► I'm going to get one of Apple's cases today.

01:26:28 ◼   ► - Just very briefly, why not go caseless?

01:26:31 ◼   ► I'm not saying that's the right choice for anyone,

01:26:33 ◼   ► but that is what I plan to do with this one.

01:26:35 ◼   ► Why not just go caseless?

01:26:37 ◼   ► - Number one, I didn't buy AppleCare,

01:26:38 ◼   ► and I don't really want to,

01:26:39 ◼   ► 'cause I keep saying AppleCare's my case,

01:26:41 ◼   ► and then I just buy cases anyway,

01:26:43 ◼   ► and I'm spending like hundreds of dollars

01:26:46 ◼   ► on AppleCare over the years never to use it,

01:26:48 ◼   ► so I figure, okay, if I just stop buying it now,

01:26:52 ◼   ► maybe if I end up having to have an expensive repair,

01:26:56 ◼   ► then I'll weigh that against all the savings

01:26:58 ◼   ► that I'll have with AppleCare over the years

01:26:59 ◼   ► and decide then whether to start changing my policy or not.

01:27:01 ◼   ► But anyway, so that's the reason.

01:27:04 ◼   ► And so I'm like, all right, I gotta go to the Apple Store.

01:27:07 ◼   ► I gotta try their cases.

01:27:09 ◼   ► So I went to the Apple Store,

01:27:11 ◼   ► and there was another reason I'll mention in a little bit,

01:27:13 ◼   ► but I went to the Apple Store,

01:27:14 ◼   ► and I immediately went over to the case wall.

01:27:18 ◼   ► They told me, "Oh, go stand over by so-and-so,"

01:27:20 ◼   ► and I'm like, "Okay,"

01:27:21 ◼   ► and I directly walked to the opposite direction

01:27:23 ◼   ► to go over to the case wall,

01:27:25 ◼   ► 'cause I'm like, there's a huge cluster

01:27:26 ◼   ► of people waiting over there.

01:27:27 ◼   ► I know I'm not gonna be the first in line.

01:27:29 ◼   ► I have some time, and I did.

01:27:31 ◼   ► So anyway, everyone's seen these new Beats cases

01:27:36 ◼   ► that they have, which are basically just shiny plastic cases.

01:27:40 ◼   ► They are decent.

01:27:43 ◼   ► I would say they come in zero good colors.

01:27:47 ◼   ► They do feel very cheap.

01:27:49 ◼   ► The outside has not much grip,

01:27:51 ◼   ► 'cause it's not like a TPU kind of plastic.

01:27:53 ◼   ► It's like a shiny shell kind of plastic.

01:27:56 ◼   ► So there's no grip to it whatsoever.

01:28:00 ◼   ► And I was like, "Oh, that's kinda not great."

01:28:04 ◼   ► I almost bought one,

01:28:06 ◼   ► 'cause the Beats cases are very light and very thin,

01:28:09 ◼   ► which is nice, but it's like a peel case.

01:28:13 ◼   ► You can get that for cheaper in better colors

01:28:16 ◼   ► from other manufacturers very easily.

01:28:17 ◼   ► - Let me offer a differing opinion,

01:28:19 ◼   ► considering the Beats cases now on my phone right now.

01:28:21 ◼   ► - Okay, which mediocre color did you get?

01:28:24 ◼   ► - Gray, dark gray, whatever.

01:28:26 ◼   ► Yeah, the color's not great,

01:28:27 ◼   ► and it's got lines on the back for no reason.

01:28:30 ◼   ► I think the Beats case, I think the shape is nice.

01:28:35 ◼   ► I think it does feel more expensive

01:28:37 ◼   ► than your average plastic case,

01:28:38 ◼   ► simply because the shape is very precise and consistent,

01:28:42 ◼   ► like the buttons, which are just plastic or whatever.

01:28:44 ◼   ► The buttons are precise.

01:28:46 ◼   ► The edges of the case are precise.

01:28:48 ◼   ► It is rounded over in all of the right places.

01:28:50 ◼   ► It feels kind of like a giant iPhone 5C, which I liked.

01:28:53 ◼   ► It is shiny plastic.

01:28:57 ◼   ► It is not as grippy as leather case, not by far,

01:28:59 ◼   ► although it is grippier than I thought it would be.

01:29:01 ◼   ► It is probably about as grippy as Apple's clear cases are,

01:29:05 ◼   ► which is, again, it's not as grippy as rubber,

01:29:07 ◼   ► definitely not as grippy as silicone,

01:29:09 ◼   ► but it's grippier than I thought it would be

01:29:10 ◼   ► just because of the tackiness.

01:29:12 ◼   ► It shows fingerprints disgustingly.

01:29:15 ◼   ► - Oh, no.

01:29:16 ◼   ► - I noticed that in the store, actually.

01:29:18 ◼   ► That's one of the reasons I didn't buy it,

01:29:19 ◼   ► because I noticed that

01:29:20 ◼   ► when I was just handling the sample ones.

01:29:22 ◼   ► - Yeah, one of the great things about leather,

01:29:24 ◼   ► it'll absorb all the oils from my fingers.

01:29:26 ◼   ► - This plastic will not, it is covered with oils,

01:29:28 ◼   ► but I do have to say for this case,

01:29:30 ◼   ► and by the way, the reason I got it, of course,

01:29:32 ◼   ► is because it has a bare bottom, and it does.

01:29:34 ◼   ► Even the edge is the bare bottom.

01:29:35 ◼   ► I think this case is beautifully,

01:29:37 ◼   ► precisely shaped and formed.

01:29:39 ◼   ► I like everything about it,

01:29:40 ◼   ► except for the material that it is made out of,

01:29:42 ◼   ► which is a big thing for a case, right?

01:29:44 ◼   ► But I'm not gonna say I'm happy with my purchase,

01:29:48 ◼   ► because I am looking forward

01:29:50 ◼   ► to finding a suitable leather case

01:29:52 ◼   ► that I can replace it with, but I'll say this.

01:29:55 ◼   ► I am happier with this case than I was

01:29:57 ◼   ► with the Apple Clear case, which also has a bare bottom,

01:29:59 ◼   ► that I bought for my 14 Pro, right?

01:30:01 ◼   ► So I've tried the Clear cases, they're not for me.

01:30:04 ◼   ► This, if I had to live with this, I could tolerate it,

01:30:07 ◼   ► but it is nowhere near as nice as my leather one.

01:30:10 ◼   ► So I, you know, go to the store and check it out.

01:30:13 ◼   ► Marco looked at it, he thought it felt cheap.

01:30:14 ◼   ► I think it feels very nice and solid and precise

01:30:17 ◼   ► and good and grippier than I thought it would.

01:30:19 ◼   ► It's just not that, you know,

01:30:21 ◼   ► the oil situation is a problem, it's not as grippy.

01:30:23 ◼   ► Even the ridge around the camera,

01:30:25 ◼   ► I've used a lot of cases, first party and third party,

01:30:27 ◼   ► that have like a vertical wall around the camera mesa,

01:30:31 ◼   ► and the Beats case, it's almost vertical, but not quite.

01:30:35 ◼   ► It's got just enough of a slant to it

01:30:37 ◼   ► that it feels less cheap to me

01:30:39 ◼   ► than just like a big vertical wall

01:30:40 ◼   ► stuck into the back of the case.

01:30:42 ◼   ► I guess it does have a circle on the line

01:30:44 ◼   ► for MagSafe on the back for reasons that escape me,

01:30:46 ◼   ► because it's not a Clear case, why do you need to do that?

01:30:48 ◼   ► It does have a Beats logo on the side,

01:30:51 ◼   ► but I actually give a pretty good rating to the Beats case

01:30:56 ◼   ► if you can tolerate the material that's made out of,

01:30:58 ◼   ► which I can almost tolerate.

01:30:59 ◼   ► - Yeah, my plan, if I bought it, which I didn't,

01:31:02 ◼   ► but my plan was to take a magic eraser

01:31:04 ◼   ► to the Beats logo on the side and see if I can get rid of it.

01:31:06 ◼   ► - Nah, you don't wanna scuff it up.

01:31:07 ◼   ► Although, actually, by the way,

01:31:08 ◼   ► one tiny bit of real-time follow-up,

01:31:10 ◼   ► we mentioned already the camera control,

01:31:12 ◼   ► which we'll get to in a second on the Beats case,

01:31:13 ◼   ► I'm assuming, the camera control has the settings

01:31:15 ◼   ► for like how hard you want it to be.

01:31:17 ◼   ► That's the reason, I always forget where these things are.

01:31:19 ◼   ► That was in accessibility.

01:31:20 ◼   ► You know what else is in accessibility?

01:31:21 ◼   ► It's settings, accessibility, camera control.

01:31:25 ◼   ► In accessibility, under camera control,

01:31:26 ◼   ► there is a toggle to just turn off the camera control

01:31:29 ◼   ► if you just don't wanna deal with it, so that's great.

01:31:31 ◼   ► There's also a toggle to turn off

01:31:34 ◼   ► the whole light press to show adjustments.

01:31:36 ◼   ► If you don't want that feature at all, period,

01:31:38 ◼   ► you can just turn that off.

01:31:40 ◼   ► And there's also, finally, a toggle

01:31:41 ◼   ► for how quickly you have to double-press it

01:31:44 ◼   ► if you wanna use the double-press feature.

01:31:46 ◼   ► It's just got default slow and slower

01:31:48 ◼   ► if you can't double-press it that quickly, right?

01:31:50 ◼   ► So kudos to Apple for giving enough adjustability

01:31:53 ◼   ► to say, hey, the massive overreach that we've done

01:31:55 ◼   ► with this camera control, you can just turn most of that off

01:31:58 ◼   ► until you get it to the point where you think it is suitable.

01:32:03 ◼   ► I'm gonna leave everything on, but like I said,

01:32:04 ◼   ► I probably just won't use the adjustment feature.

01:32:08 ◼   ► - That's interesting, we'll play with that.

01:32:09 ◼   ► - But again, it's not in camera control,

01:32:10 ◼   ► it's in accessibility, so these settings

01:32:13 ◼   ► are always in weird places, and if you search

01:32:14 ◼   ► for camera control, you won't find it,

01:32:15 ◼   ► so settings, accessibility, camera control.

01:32:17 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:32:18 ◼   ► Anyway, so I ended up, for at least the moment,

01:32:22 ◼   ► I ended up with the Apple silicone case.

01:32:25 ◼   ► Which is funny, I got it in lake green,

01:32:27 ◼   ► which is not at all green, like it is blue.

01:32:30 ◼   ► It is absolutely blue, there is nothing about this.

01:32:33 ◼   ► - Did you take that website test?

01:32:34 ◼   ► - Of course I did.

01:32:35 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:32:36 ◼   ► But there's nothing about this that is green.

01:32:40 ◼   ► But anyway, it's a nice weird middle blue, it's not green.

01:32:45 ◼   ► But it's a nice color.

01:32:47 ◼   ► Anyway, I ended up with silicone case for now.

01:32:49 ◼   ► - This looks green on screen, I do not deny

01:32:52 ◼   ► that it may look blue. - See one in person.

01:32:53 ◼   ► Trust me, when you see it in person,

01:32:54 ◼   ► you're like, oh that's that color?

01:32:56 ◼   ► I had to check, I had to pull out the little drawer

01:32:58 ◼   ► in the Apple store that it was on and read the boxes

01:33:00 ◼   ► to see like, is this really that color?

01:33:02 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:33:03 ◼   ► Anyway.

01:33:04 ◼   ► - Just to very quickly interject here,

01:33:05 ◼   ► I typically do not like Apple silicone cases.

01:33:10 ◼   ► I feel like they're way too tacky.

01:33:13 ◼   ► I really just viscerally do not like them,

01:33:16 ◼   ► and I can't, other than the tackiness,

01:33:18 ◼   ► I can't really put my finger on why.

01:33:19 ◼   ► And I did go and look at a bunch of the ones

01:33:22 ◼   ► at the Apple store today while I was waiting

01:33:24 ◼   ► for the back room to bring me,

01:33:27 ◼   ► or backstage to bring me my stuff.

01:33:29 ◼   ► And I gotta say, I feel like if I do end up wanting a case,

01:33:33 ◼   ► that might be the direction I go.

01:33:34 ◼   ► Because it's a lot less tacky than it used to be.

01:33:37 ◼   ► And it feels nice.

01:33:39 ◼   ► Like, granted I didn't have one in hand,

01:33:41 ◼   ► I was just petting it on the wall of cases.

01:33:44 ◼   ► But it is definitely worth looking into again,

01:33:48 ◼   ► if you're like, if you like me,

01:33:49 ◼   ► wrote it off many, many years ago.

01:33:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean I'll tell you like the,

01:33:53 ◼   ► the reason I always shied away from it in the past

01:33:56 ◼   ► was I didn't like that it was so tacky

01:33:59 ◼   ► that it was actually difficult

01:34:00 ◼   ► to get in and out of pants pockets.

01:34:03 ◼   ► That is still the case.

01:34:04 ◼   ► I think it might be a little bit less annoying,

01:34:07 ◼   ► but maybe I'm just giving up.

01:34:09 ◼   ► But it is still annoying to get in and out of pants pockets.

01:34:12 ◼   ► So that's, it's not like, it's not terrible,

01:34:15 ◼   ► but it's not graceful in that way.

01:34:17 ◼   ► Also, it does have a bottom lip, and it's fairly thick.

01:34:21 ◼   ► So like, to do edge gestures,

01:34:24 ◼   ► you are running into the silicone a lot.

01:34:26 ◼   ► So it is a very protective case,

01:34:27 ◼   ► in the sense that like, if you're worried about a case

01:34:30 ◼   ► like for actually protecting your phone

01:34:32 ◼   ► against drops and stuff,

01:34:32 ◼   ► it's probably a pretty good choice for that.

01:34:35 ◼   ► And the camera control implementation

01:34:38 ◼   ► on all of Apple's cases is just great.

01:34:41 ◼   ► Like, it just feels like the button got extended.

01:34:44 ◼   ► It is still flush with the case,

01:34:46 ◼   ► just like it is flush with the phone.

01:34:48 ◼   ► The button feels well, it feels right, it works right.

01:34:51 ◼   ► Like, it feels and works pretty much exactly

01:34:54 ◼   ► the way it does on the bare phone.

01:34:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, I tested the camera control with no case

01:34:58 ◼   ► in the beginning, just to make sure

01:35:00 ◼   ► I was getting the full experience.

01:35:01 ◼   ► And then when I put the Beats case on it, same deal.

01:35:03 ◼   ► They did a great job.

01:35:03 ◼   ► Like, it really, it really does,

01:35:05 ◼   ► it doesn't feel any less precise or any more difficult

01:35:08 ◼   ► or anything like that, and it's nice and flush.

01:35:10 ◼   ► They did a good job.

01:35:12 ◼   ► Be great if third parties could have done the same thing.

01:35:13 ◼   ► Although I did see one, now, as you would imagine,

01:35:16 ◼   ► my Instagram ads are 98% ads for iPhone cases

01:35:19 ◼   ► and 2% ads for Marco's car.

01:35:21 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:35:22 ◼   ► But anyway, yeah, there is one third-party case manufacturer,

01:35:26 ◼   ► I forget what the name is,

01:35:27 ◼   ► it's like SU case or something or whatever,

01:35:29 ◼   ► advertising the fact that they presumably will have

01:35:33 ◼   ► like the quartz pass-through thing or whatever.

01:35:36 ◼   ► Everyone else just has holes

01:35:38 ◼   ► or they leave out that section of the case.

01:35:40 ◼   ► But I feel like this is totally possible

01:35:42 ◼   ► for third parties to do.

01:35:43 ◼   ► Technologically speaking,

01:35:44 ◼   ► they just didn't have enough information

01:35:46 ◼   ► to implement it in time for launch.

01:35:48 ◼   ► So I'm hoping there will be third-party cases

01:35:50 ◼   ► that implement this.

01:35:50 ◼   ► But Apple's implementation is, it's really good.

01:35:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I mean, geez, I would have loved to have

01:35:57 ◼   ► some kind of like Apple premium fabric

01:35:59 ◼   ► of some kind case this year.

01:36:01 ◼   ► Like something that is not plastic and not silicone.

01:36:04 ◼   ► - Something that doesn't have a bottom lip, Apple.

01:36:06 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, and so, you know, the clear case,

01:36:08 ◼   ► like maybe, I might go with that in the future,

01:36:10 ◼   ► I don't know yet.

01:36:12 ◼   ► I mean, I'm gonna try the silicone case for a while,

01:36:15 ◼   ► but it is jeans season and it does suck

01:36:17 ◼   ► to get it in and out of jeans pockets.

01:36:19 ◼   ► And I do that many times a day.

01:36:21 ◼   ► So it's a little annoying.

01:36:21 ◼   ► - If you're gonna try the clear one, try the Beats one.

01:36:24 ◼   ► They are very similar in feel.

01:36:26 ◼   ► And I think the Beats one feels a little bit nicer.

01:36:28 ◼   ► - The Beats one, though, like I noticed those fingerprints

01:36:31 ◼   ► when I was playing within the store.

01:36:32 ◼   ► And I'm like, if I made it look that bad in two minutes--

01:36:34 ◼   ► - They're on the clear one too,

01:36:35 ◼   ► they're just a little bit harder to see.

01:36:37 ◼   ► - Well, yeah, but the silicone, you don't see it at all.

01:36:40 ◼   ► So I don't know.

01:36:41 ◼   ► I'd probably just stick with silicone for a while until,

01:36:42 ◼   ► I mean, maybe the bull strap one would be really good,

01:36:44 ◼   ► I don't know, but I don't think so.

01:36:46 ◼   ► - You got that, but you haven't opened it yet?

01:36:49 ◼   ► - I'm at the beach and it's over there in the mainland.

01:36:52 ◼   ► - All right, well, my case is coming on Wednesday,

01:36:54 ◼   ► so next episode I will be able to tell you

01:36:55 ◼   ► about the bull strap case.

01:36:56 ◼   ► But Marco's tale of the sloped pit on the Peak Design one

01:37:01 ◼   ► does not fill me with hope,

01:37:02 ◼   ► because that's exactly the design the pull strap is using.

01:37:04 ◼   ► We'll see how it goes.

01:37:05 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think this is gonna be similar to last year

01:37:08 ◼   ► with the action button.

01:37:09 ◼   ► I think this is gonna be like a lot of people realizing,

01:37:11 ◼   ► oh, no, I've made the wrong case decision.

01:37:14 ◼   ► And a lot of case makers realizing,

01:37:15 ◼   ► oh, no, we've made the wrong cases.

01:37:17 ◼   ► And I think this is gonna be a big shakeup year for that,

01:37:20 ◼   ► and another good year for Apple cases.

01:37:23 ◼   ► Cynically, you can maybe think,

01:37:24 ◼   ► maybe that's why they're doing it,

01:37:25 ◼   ► but no, I don't think that's the reason.

01:37:26 ◼   ► But I do wish that, and gotta give Apple credit.

01:37:30 ◼   ► The Beats cases are new.

01:37:31 ◼   ► That's something that kind of came out of nowhere.

01:37:33 ◼   ► The way Apple uses the Beats brand, to me,

01:37:36 ◼   ► is sometimes a little bit puzzling,

01:37:38 ◼   ► especially in recent years.

01:37:39 ◼   ► But hey, some good stuff comes out of it.

01:37:41 ◼   ► And so they did add more cases than before.

01:37:46 ◼   ► They took away the fine woven, okay.

01:37:49 ◼   ► They added the Beats ones, okay.

01:37:52 ◼   ► - Which has no bottom,

01:37:53 ◼   ► which shows they still know that's a thing.

01:37:55 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's fine.

01:37:58 ◼   ► I do wonder, are they ever gonna try

01:38:00 ◼   ► some kind of premium fabric again?

01:38:02 ◼   ► I hope they do, 'cause honestly,

01:38:04 ◼   ► Apple's work with fabrics and textiles in general

01:38:08 ◼   ► on the watch side has been great.

01:38:10 ◼   ► They do amazing things over there.

01:38:12 ◼   ► And part of the reason I like the Peak Design cases

01:38:15 ◼   ► is that they have the rim, the edge around the sides

01:38:20 ◼   ► is some kind of plastic-y, rubbery thing.

01:38:22 ◼   ► But then the back of the case is really nice fabric.

01:38:26 ◼   ► And it makes a very good feeling.

01:38:28 ◼   ► In fact, when I was at the Apple store checking out

01:38:32 ◼   ► the Apple store employee who was ringing me up,

01:38:36 ◼   ► I was showing her, 'cause she was asking about the cases,

01:38:38 ◼   ► and I was showing her the Peak Design one,

01:38:40 ◼   ► and I let her handle it, and she's like,

01:38:42 ◼   ► "Oh, this feels really nice."

01:38:44 ◼   ► Peak Design does very, very good fabric work.

01:38:48 ◼   ► So does Apple.

01:38:49 ◼   ► They just don't make fabric cases right now.

01:38:51 ◼   ► I hope that they revisit that.

01:38:53 ◼   ► Obviously, fine woven wasn't it.

01:38:56 ◼   ► But they make lots of other great fabrics

01:38:58 ◼   ► they have over time with the watch bands and everything,

01:39:00 ◼   ► so I know they can do it.

01:39:01 ◼   ► So hopefully over time, their case lineup

01:39:04 ◼   ► continues to evolve and expand.

01:39:06 ◼   ► Because even before the fine woven thing,

01:39:10 ◼   ► it was usually the case that Apple's,

01:39:12 ◼   ► if you wanted a nice leather case for your iPhone,

01:39:15 ◼   ► Apple's leather case was usually either

01:39:17 ◼   ► the nicest one you could get,

01:39:18 ◼   ► or one of the nicest ones you can get.

01:39:21 ◼   ► And that's why everyone bought them.

01:39:22 ◼   ► 'Cause it's like, "Oh, well we know

01:39:23 ◼   ► "they're gonna do a good job.

01:39:25 ◼   ► "We knew it was consistent, we knew the buttons

01:39:27 ◼   ► "would line up, it would be good quality,

01:39:29 ◼   ► "it would not have weird branding or anything."

01:39:31 ◼   ► It would be just a good, basic leather case.

01:39:34 ◼   ► And yeah, sometimes the corners wouldn't wear

01:39:37 ◼   ► as well as you wanted them to or whatever,

01:39:38 ◼   ► but you get the black one and it's pretty safe,

01:39:40 ◼   ► and you kinda knew how to do it.

01:39:42 ◼   ► It was always a good, safe bet if you wanted

01:39:44 ◼   ► a guaranteed pretty good case that you could buy

01:39:46 ◼   ► on day one and be pretty sure it would be the right choice.

01:39:48 ◼   ► It was the Apple leather case.

01:39:49 ◼   ► And I feel like right now we don't have that,

01:39:52 ◼   ► unless you love silicone.

01:39:53 ◼   ► In which case, it's the Apple silicone case.

01:39:55 ◼   ► But then I don't know what else to say after that.

01:39:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't know, just go caseless.

01:40:00 ◼   ► That's what the cool kids do.

01:40:01 ◼   ► - And then the phone just slides off the flat surfaces.

01:40:04 ◼   ► - It's not that terrible.

01:40:06 ◼   ► - And then your fingerprints are all over your actual phone,

01:40:08 ◼   ► and so are all the nicks and scrapes.

01:40:10 ◼   ► - I mean, the physical condition of my Pro Max,

01:40:13 ◼   ► leaving aside my freaking ruined screen,

01:40:16 ◼   ► like the back of it, the sides of it, that's all fine.

01:40:18 ◼   ► And I did use a case occasionally,

01:40:20 ◼   ► but for the most part, I didn't.

01:40:22 ◼   ► And physically, it's in really, really good shape.

01:40:25 ◼   ► It's just the screen that's adding spares.

01:40:28 ◼   ► - Yeah, speaking of a final thing on cases,

01:40:31 ◼   ► this is a good time to refresh people

01:40:34 ◼   ► who haven't been listening to the show for years and years.

01:40:37 ◼   ► I always make reference to the naked robotic core idea,

01:40:40 ◼   ► and for people who don't know what that is,

01:40:43 ◼   ► it is the idea that I think I talked about

01:40:45 ◼   ► back in the hypercritical days originally,

01:40:47 ◼   ► that you will make a product

01:40:49 ◼   ► that omits as much stuff as possible,

01:40:52 ◼   ► because someone who buys your product

01:40:53 ◼   ► can always add things to it,

01:40:55 ◼   ► but they can't take things away.

01:40:56 ◼   ► So for example, in the case of the iPhone,

01:40:58 ◼   ► you can imagine making a smartphone

01:41:02 ◼   ► that has a grippy rubber back on it

01:41:04 ◼   ► that is not as slippery as the phones that Apple makes.

01:41:07 ◼   ► But if you don't want a grippy rubber back,

01:41:09 ◼   ► and the phone comes with one,

01:41:11 ◼   ► and that is literally the back of the phone,

01:41:12 ◼   ► you can't remove that.

01:41:14 ◼   ► So the naked robotic core theory is,

01:41:16 ◼   ► ship the smallest, most minimal thing possible,

01:41:20 ◼   ► and then anybody who wants something can add it to it.

01:41:23 ◼   ► But people who want nothing

01:41:24 ◼   ► get the smallest, minimal product possible.

01:41:27 ◼   ► And it is, I don't know if Apple espouses this theory,

01:41:30 ◼   ► it's a thing that I came up with

01:41:31 ◼   ► to explain Apple's apparent design decisions on their phone,

01:41:35 ◼   ► and I think they continue along those lines.

01:41:37 ◼   ► And the specific instance with the iPhone 16 is,

01:41:40 ◼   ► I think Marco talked about this maybe in the past episode,

01:41:44 ◼   ► they're shrinking the bezels around the screen,

01:41:48 ◼   ► just year after year, millimeter after millimeter.

01:41:51 ◼   ► It's not like there was a big, giant one-inch border

01:41:53 ◼   ► like there was on the original iPad.

01:41:55 ◼   ► The border around the screen on the iPhone

01:41:57 ◼   ► has always been pretty small,

01:41:58 ◼   ► but Apple's like, "No, we need to make it smaller."

01:42:01 ◼   ► Because that border is a thing that if you don't want it,

01:42:05 ◼   ► you can't remove it from the phone.

01:42:06 ◼   ► You can always add a border by putting a case on it,

01:42:09 ◼   ► but if you get a phone and you want no border,

01:42:11 ◼   ► you can't have that

01:42:12 ◼   ► unless we ship you the naked robotic core.

01:42:13 ◼   ► And then it's up to you to decide.

01:42:16 ◼   ► If they could ship it with zero border, they would,

01:42:18 ◼   ► like if Samsung phone with the screen

01:42:19 ◼   ► goes over the edge around it or whatever.

01:42:21 ◼   ► They're getting real close to essentially having zero border.

01:42:24 ◼   ► And you can decide, is zero border what you want?

01:42:27 ◼   ► If not, add a case.

01:42:29 ◼   ► And now the screen is so close to the edge

01:42:31 ◼   ► that I've heard from so many people with iPhone 16s

01:42:33 ◼   ► that they're accidentally activating things on the screen

01:42:37 ◼   ► simply by the act of holding the phone,

01:42:39 ◼   ► because the meat of their fingers wraps around

01:42:42 ◼   ► and ends up touching the screen part.

01:42:45 ◼   ► And yes, the iPhone and iOS has all sorts of like,

01:42:48 ◼   ► what we would call in the iPad palm rejection,

01:42:50 ◼   ► but essentially touch rejection,

01:42:52 ◼   ► rejecting what the OS thinks is an inadvertent touch,

01:42:55 ◼   ► but it's not enough for some people.

01:42:56 ◼   ► There's still some of their touches are getting through.

01:42:58 ◼   ► And by the way, I think there's a fun one

01:43:00 ◼   ► where like if you touch the screen

01:43:03 ◼   ► where right by the camera control,

01:43:05 ◼   ► where like the little camera control controls

01:43:07 ◼   ► would appear on the screen.

01:43:08 ◼   ► If you touch the screen there

01:43:09 ◼   ► and then try to do anything else anywhere on the screen,

01:43:12 ◼   ► all your touches are ignored,

01:43:13 ◼   ► which I think is probably like a feature

01:43:15 ◼   ► having to do with people

01:43:16 ◼   ► trying to swipe the camera control or something,

01:43:18 ◼   ► or maybe it's a bug, I don't know.

01:43:19 ◼   ► But anyway, they've gotten so naked robotic core

01:43:23 ◼   ► with the 16 line,

01:43:24 ◼   ► that people are now having to make the choice

01:43:26 ◼   ► to get a case simply because

01:43:28 ◼   ► they cannot avoid accidental input

01:43:30 ◼   ► because now the screen is so close to the edge

01:43:32 ◼   ► they just can't avoid it entirely.

01:43:34 ◼   ► So that is a possible thing to think about of like,

01:43:36 ◼   ► am I gonna go caseless?

01:43:38 ◼   ► Yeah, they're giving you the most minimal,

01:43:40 ◼   ► you know, they're trying to get closer

01:43:41 ◼   ► to that naked robotic core ideal

01:43:43 ◼   ► that they don't know about,

01:43:44 ◼   ► but it's just a thing that I made up,

01:43:44 ◼   ► but that's what they're doing.

01:43:46 ◼   ► Like this is me explaining what they're actually doing.

01:43:48 ◼   ► And if you don't like it,

01:43:50 ◼   ► your choice is to put a case on it.

01:43:52 ◼   ► 'Cause that's the only way to get your fingers

01:43:53 ◼   ► farther away from that screen surface.

01:43:55 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's part of the reason I use a case now,

01:43:56 ◼   ► because as I mentioned a couple episodes ago,

01:43:58 ◼   ► like I tried without a case,

01:43:59 ◼   ► I'm on the 15 Pro at the end there,

01:44:01 ◼   ► and I kept causing accidental input on the screen.

01:44:04 ◼   ► And I'm actually, honestly,

01:44:05 ◼   ► I'm finding that problem a little bit with the new watch too,

01:44:07 ◼   ► I'll get to that when we get to talk about that.

01:44:08 ◼   ► But like, you know, as the screens get pushed out

01:44:11 ◼   ► further and further to the edges, that's what happens.

01:44:13 ◼   ► You have less space to hold the phone with your fingers

01:44:16 ◼   ► without causing input.

01:44:18 ◼   ► And it's something that you can get used to,

01:44:20 ◼   ► but like, I don't know,

01:44:22 ◼   ► like I feel like I wasn't really asking

01:44:23 ◼   ► for the bezels to get narrower.

01:44:26 ◼   ► - It's like a robotic core.

01:44:27 ◼   ► It's like, hey, some people want the most minimal phone

01:44:30 ◼   ► and they can't get that unless we ship it.

01:44:31 ◼   ► You can always add a case.

01:44:33 ◼   ► And there, your problem is solved

01:44:34 ◼   ► with the people who want the most minimal.

01:44:36 ◼   ► Now you can argue, okay, no one wants it this minimal.

01:44:38 ◼   ► Like human fingers are squishy.

01:44:40 ◼   ► Like people's fingers are going to overlap.

01:44:42 ◼   ► And I also agree kind of on the 14 Pro,

01:44:45 ◼   ► which had pretty big bezels, right?

01:44:46 ◼   ► But the 14 Pro that I was using previously,

01:44:48 ◼   ► I was constantly finding that somehow some fleshy part

01:44:51 ◼   ► of my hand was touching the right edge of the screen

01:44:54 ◼   ► when I was in landscape mode and causing YouTube

01:44:56 ◼   ► to fast forward, because they added that thing

01:44:58 ◼   ► where if you like hold on the right edge of the video,

01:44:59 ◼   ► it like fast forwards or whatever.

01:45:02 ◼   ► And I'm like, oh, here's some accidental input

01:45:04 ◼   ► that I hadn't thought about before.

01:45:05 ◼   ► Or like just, it's, they're getting close to like,

01:45:10 ◼   ► you know, is this robotic core too naked?

01:45:13 ◼   ► Will everyone who buys this phone need a case?

01:45:17 ◼   ► Like, because again, the idea of naked robotic core

01:45:19 ◼   ► is provide the phone that is, you know,

01:45:22 ◼   ► naked for the people who want it

01:45:23 ◼   ► because they can't remove stuff from them.

01:45:25 ◼   ► But like at a certain point, it's like, okay,

01:45:26 ◼   ► but who wants this?

01:45:28 ◼   ► Who wants the bezels to be this small?

01:45:30 ◼   ► And if the bezels are going to be that small,

01:45:31 ◼   ► maybe the stainless steel, titanium, whatever the hell,

01:45:35 ◼   ► aluminum, aluminum and titanium,

01:45:36 ◼   ► maybe that band should be thicker.

01:45:39 ◼   ► At which point, like, why did you even remove the bezels?

01:45:41 ◼   ► And now you're just adding them back

01:45:42 ◼   ► by making the band thicker or whatever.

01:45:44 ◼   ► But it's a thing for Apple to think about.

01:45:45 ◼   ► And I know they're probably going to try to solve this

01:45:47 ◼   ► with software of like, oh, we just need to tweak

01:45:49 ◼   ► the touch rejection around the edges,

01:45:51 ◼   ► which iOS has had for ages

01:45:52 ◼   ► and apparently is slightly buggy with iOS 18.0.

01:45:55 ◼   ► But like, I'm not sure that's the solution.

01:45:57 ◼   ► So they may be approaching kind of like a,

01:45:59 ◼   ► asymptotically approaching the ideal bezel size.

01:46:02 ◼   ► Again, setting aside the old like phones,

01:46:04 ◼   ► I think Samsung made a few of these

01:46:05 ◼   ► and sort of other people where the screen

01:46:07 ◼   ► was like a waterfall and it curved over the edge.

01:46:09 ◼   ► So you could actually look at the side of the phone

01:46:10 ◼   ► and see a portion of the screen.

01:46:12 ◼   ► I don't think that was a great idea either

01:46:13 ◼   ► and I think Apple agrees there.

01:46:15 ◼   ► But their current screen and the current bezels

01:46:17 ◼   ► are really, really pushing the limit.

01:46:20 ◼   ► - Well, I mean, I might argue that like,

01:46:23 ◼   ► since most people seem, appear to use cases,

01:46:26 ◼   ► including, yes, we all saw the Johnny Ive picture

01:46:28 ◼   ► within the New York Times where there was some article

01:46:31 ◼   ► in New York Times that had a picture of Johnny Ive

01:46:32 ◼   ► at some dinner and it showed him holding up an iPhone

01:46:35 ◼   ► in an Apple silicone case.

01:46:37 ◼   ► And everyone's like, oh my God, look,

01:46:39 ◼   ► even Johnny Ive uses a case on his iPhone now.

01:46:41 ◼   ► - That's notable because I think that,

01:46:43 ◼   ► I think maybe Gruber even asked this at some thing

01:46:45 ◼   ► where they, he asked a bunch of Apple executives,

01:46:47 ◼   ► do you use a case on your phone?

01:46:48 ◼   ► - That was at the Antennagate press conference.

01:46:50 ◼   ► - It was, Johnny Ive wasn't on stage for that though, was he?

01:46:53 ◼   ► - No, I believe it was Jobs, Tim Cook, and Eddy Cue, I think?

01:46:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, and they were all like,

01:46:59 ◼   ► no, they took out their phones, they were all naked.

01:47:00 ◼   ► Well, guess what, Ive uses a case,

01:47:03 ◼   ► apparently now in his old age anyway.

01:47:04 ◼   ► - Yeah, anyway, but yeah, like I would argue that,

01:47:08 ◼   ► you know, since so many people,

01:47:11 ◼   ► I would assume it's probably a pretty sizable majority

01:47:16 ◼   ► of the iPhone user base uses a case,

01:47:18 ◼   ► then that is what you should be designing for.

01:47:22 ◼   ► Like if people are gonna use cases anyway,

01:47:25 ◼   ► why design for the fraction of the audience

01:47:29 ◼   ► who's not gonna use them?

01:47:30 ◼   ► You actually should optimize the phone

01:47:33 ◼   ► for the much more common case of case usage.

01:47:36 ◼   ► So it does actually make sense.

01:47:38 ◼   ► - Well, they kind of are,

01:47:39 ◼   ► like the no bezel case is designed for a case,

01:47:42 ◼   ► 'cause if we just assume everyone

01:47:44 ◼   ► is gonna put a case on this,

01:47:45 ◼   ► then we don't wanna waste any space inside the case

01:47:47 ◼   ► that doesn't have the screen.

01:47:48 ◼   ► We'll let the case be the border,

01:47:50 ◼   ► and then people can decide how thick a border they want

01:47:52 ◼   ► by picking how thick a case they want.

01:47:53 ◼   ► They're arguably doing that,

01:47:55 ◼   ► but the fact that so many Apple executives

01:47:57 ◼   ► and so many people in real life

01:47:58 ◼   ► continue to use the phone without a case

01:48:00 ◼   ► shows that the caseless scenario is not zeroed out, right?

01:48:04 ◼   ► I mean, at the very least,

01:48:04 ◼   ► if Apple executives continue to insist

01:48:06 ◼   ► that they don't use cases on their phones,

01:48:08 ◼   ► at the very least, they're living the no case,

01:48:10 ◼   ► and so is Casey, the no case, the caseless, sorry, lifestyle.

01:48:13 ◼   ► - Caseless, caseless, yep.

01:48:14 ◼   ► - Right, so it's not like nobody, right?

01:48:17 ◼   ► Maybe we should talk to them about,

01:48:18 ◼   ► what are the percentages?

01:48:19 ◼   ► Is it more people than want an iPhone mini, huh, huh?

01:48:21 ◼   ► Anyway. (laughs)

01:48:23 ◼   ► - Real-time follow-up from like 20 minutes ago,

01:48:25 ◼   ► 'cause I forgot to go look.

01:48:27 ◼   ► Belkin Ultra Glass 2 screen protector for iPhone 16 Pro.

01:48:31 ◼   ► So it is glass, as far as I can tell,

01:48:33 ◼   ► not only because of the name,

01:48:34 ◼   ► but from what I can tell based on the packaging.

01:48:36 ◼   ► But yeah, I'll put a link in the show notes.

01:48:38 ◼   ► I'll put it in Slack for you two to look at if you care.

01:48:40 ◼   ► But I believe it is honest to goodness glass.

01:48:43 ◼   ► - And it is not rounded over.

01:48:45 ◼   ► - No, it is not. (laughs)

01:48:47 ◼   ► So, but the good news is, like I believe I had said earlier,

01:48:50 ◼   ► allegedly, if you screw something up,

01:48:52 ◼   ► then you can get a new one for free

01:48:54 ◼   ► and have the Apple store put back on for you.

01:48:57 ◼   ► Anyway, yeah, the case situation, not great,

01:48:59 ◼   ► which is part of the reason

01:48:59 ◼   ► why I am going caseless, caseless again.

01:49:04 ◼   ► All right, do we wanna talk Apple Watch

01:49:06 ◼   ► or do we wanna talk AirPods first?

01:49:08 ◼   ► - Can we talk photo styles briefly?

01:49:10 ◼   ► - Oh yes, I'm sorry, I completely skipped that.

01:49:13 ◼   ► This, I've only played with this very briefly,

01:49:15 ◼   ► but I'm really digging this.

01:49:18 ◼   ► One of the things that I didn't talk too much about

01:49:21 ◼   ► during the HP Insider special

01:49:25 ◼   ► is I just don't really edit my pictures

01:49:29 ◼   ► other than doing color correction

01:49:30 ◼   ► in the most basic, like, silly, well, not silly,

01:49:34 ◼   ► but like simple color correction that I can possibly do.

01:49:36 ◼   ► So if I take a photo inside and everything looks blue,

01:49:39 ◼   ► I'll try to do color correction to make it look, you know,

01:49:41 ◼   ► the color it's supposed to be.

01:49:43 ◼   ► With these photo styles,

01:49:44 ◼   ► and especially since they're like a sidecar,

01:49:47 ◼   ► maybe that's not the right term,

01:49:48 ◼   ► but it's, you know, additional information

01:49:50 ◼   ► that's kind of, you know, attached to the photo,

01:49:53 ◼   ► so you can go in and revisit it later,

01:49:56 ◼   ► I'm really liking this.

01:49:57 ◼   ► And this, for me, for my simple brain,

01:50:00 ◼   ► this is the right amount of editing for a photo.

01:50:03 ◼   ► I don't want to have 85 different sliders to tweak,

01:50:06 ◼   ► I just wanna mouse around in that like track pad of dots

01:50:10 ◼   ► that they present to you,

01:50:11 ◼   ► so you get this like grid of dots

01:50:13 ◼   ► and you can like kind of swirl around in there

01:50:16 ◼   ► and it'll, you know, live update the photo

01:50:18 ◼   ► and show the results of that change.

01:50:20 ◼   ► And I forget exactly what you're editing,

01:50:22 ◼   ► I think it's tone and contrast or something like that,

01:50:24 ◼   ► maybe one of you know,

01:50:25 ◼   ► but that to me is the correct amount of editing.

01:50:28 ◼   ► And I've only done this like once or twice

01:50:30 ◼   ► 'cause I've only had the phone for a few hours,

01:50:31 ◼   ► but I'm really digging this so far.

01:50:33 ◼   ► I haven't gotten to the point of setting a new default,

01:50:36 ◼   ► but I really, really like having this

01:50:38 ◼   ► as a means and mechanism to edit pictures

01:50:41 ◼   ► that I think just need that little extra like zhuzh.

01:50:45 ◼   ► - Spoilers for an upcoming episode,

01:50:46 ◼   ► but there is an Ask ATP that somewhere buried down

01:50:48 ◼   ► in our giant queue of Ask ATP that asks about photo editing

01:50:51 ◼   ► and I will say that this camera control,

01:50:54 ◼   ► the photographic styles control that he's talking about,

01:50:57 ◼   ► a grid of dots that lets you change things after the fact,

01:51:00 ◼   ► is an interesting sort of entry

01:51:02 ◼   ► into the photo editing UI spectrum.

01:51:07 ◼   ► Obviously the one end is like I never edit my photos

01:51:09 ◼   ► and the other end is like Lightroom, right, or whatever.

01:51:11 ◼   ► And somewhere in the middle is this grid thing,

01:51:13 ◼   ► which is nice in that like Casey doesn't even know

01:51:16 ◼   ► what the axes stand for, but it doesn't matter.

01:51:18 ◼   ► But the whole point is you put your thumb in that thing,

01:51:19 ◼   ► you move it around and you move it around

01:51:21 ◼   ► until you like how the picture looks, right?

01:51:23 ◼   ► I mean, that's not so many places you can move it.

01:51:26 ◼   ► It's like up, down, left, right.

01:51:27 ◼   ► I don't even know how many rows and columns there are,

01:51:28 ◼   ► but there's not a million of them, right?

01:51:30 ◼   ► And you move it until the picture looks good to you.

01:51:32 ◼   ► Now I will say that one of the problems

01:51:36 ◼   ► with systems like this is people who don't have

01:51:39 ◼   ► a lot of experience editing photos

01:51:42 ◼   ► often aren't the best judge of what looks good to them.

01:51:46 ◼   ► And that may sound ridiculous.

01:51:47 ◼   ► Like of course, everyone knows what looks good to them.

01:51:49 ◼   ► It's their opinion.

01:51:50 ◼   ► In the moment when you're editing,

01:51:52 ◼   ► you will stop when it looks good to you.

01:51:54 ◼   ► But then a year from now,

01:51:55 ◼   ► when you look back at the picture,

01:51:56 ◼   ► you may find yourself saying,

01:51:57 ◼   ► "Why does this picture look weird?"

01:51:59 ◼   ► Well, it looked good to you

01:52:00 ◼   ► when you were using that control at the time you did it.

01:52:02 ◼   ► But now looking back, it actually looks kind of odd.

01:52:05 ◼   ► It does help to have some understanding of what you're doing

01:52:08 ◼   ► to know what goals that you wanna get to.

01:52:10 ◼   ► It's kind of like going to the TV store,

01:52:12 ◼   ► as we've talked about before,

01:52:13 ◼   ► and saying, "That TV looks amazing."

01:52:14 ◼   ► Yeah, 'cause it's on vivid mode

01:52:15 ◼   ► where every color is oversaturated

01:52:17 ◼   ► and the brightness is cranked up and it looks very striking,

01:52:21 ◼   ► but that's not how you want your TV to look.

01:52:24 ◼   ► Experience editing photos will help you avoid

01:52:27 ◼   ► sort of the vivid valley, I guess, of like,

01:52:30 ◼   ► "Oh no, I moved my thumb on this control

01:52:33 ◼   ► "until it looked good to me,

01:52:34 ◼   ► "but I didn't realize that I'm making all my pictures

01:52:36 ◼   ► "look like Samsung photographs or everything."

01:52:37 ◼   ► Old style Samsung photographs where everything's all blown out

01:52:40 ◼   ► and every color is oversaturated

01:52:41 ◼   ► and everything is too contrasty or whatever.

01:52:43 ◼   ► Anyway, you do you, but the beauty of the photographic styles

01:52:46 ◼   ► is if you find out you've made a terrible mistake

01:52:48 ◼   ► and your taste in thumb placement

01:52:50 ◼   ► on that four-way controller bad,

01:52:52 ◼   ► you can always go change it later

01:52:53 ◼   ► and you can even just turn it off

01:52:54 ◼   ► and go back to one of the preset modes.

01:52:57 ◼   ► - Marco, thoughts, have you played with this any?

01:52:58 ◼   ► - Only a little bit, I need more time with it.

01:53:01 ◼   ► - So I have played with it,

01:53:02 ◼   ► and I decided even before I got this phone

01:53:05 ◼   ► that my plan was I'm going to change

01:53:07 ◼   ► my default photographic style,

01:53:10 ◼   ► because I know it's non-destructive

01:53:12 ◼   ► and if I end up not liking it,

01:53:13 ◼   ► like the default one that it comes to

01:53:14 ◼   ► is like called standard, right?

01:53:16 ◼   ► That's just like, hey, it's gonna look like iPhone pictures.

01:53:17 ◼   ► This year's iPhone pictures with this OS

01:53:19 ◼   ► and this hardware, standard, right?

01:53:22 ◼   ► And that's what all my previous pictures have been like,

01:53:23 ◼   ► obviously, and I mostly like them,

01:53:26 ◼   ► but I know what iPhone pictures look like,

01:53:28 ◼   ► the processing they do or whatever,

01:53:30 ◼   ► and it's not exactly to my taste.

01:53:33 ◼   ► I decided that my default photographic style

01:53:35 ◼   ► is going to be natural.

01:53:37 ◼   ► What is the difference between standard and natural?

01:53:41 ◼   ► I think they don't overboost the saturation as much.

01:53:45 ◼   ► Maybe there's less sharpening.

01:53:47 ◼   ► All I know is that it looks closer

01:53:49 ◼   ► to how I think I want them to look.

01:53:51 ◼   ► Maybe I'm wrong.

01:53:51 ◼   ► Maybe I'll take a year's worth of pictures in natural

01:53:54 ◼   ► and I'll look back at them and I'll say, you know what?

01:53:56 ◼   ► I wish these were all in standard.

01:53:57 ◼   ► Well, guess what?

01:53:57 ◼   ► I can go change them back to standard if I feel that way,

01:54:00 ◼   ► but I don't plan on using that big four-way control

01:54:02 ◼   ► 'cause I like to edit it in photos,

01:54:03 ◼   ► which is maybe one step up from the four-way control.

01:54:06 ◼   ► It's not all the way to the Lightroom,

01:54:07 ◼   ► but it is, I'm familiar with the controls in photos

01:54:09 ◼   ► and I know how to tweak them

01:54:11 ◼   ► to look the way I currently like them to look,

01:54:13 ◼   ► although that changes over the years,

01:54:14 ◼   ► see our photos episode that we talked about this,

01:54:17 ◼   ► but I'm gonna go with natural.

01:54:18 ◼   ► I'm gonna go with natural as my default

01:54:19 ◼   ► and I'm never gonna touch it

01:54:20 ◼   ► and I'm gonna see how I like it.

01:54:22 ◼   ► - You know, did you go into settings for the camera

01:54:25 ◼   ► and do the photographic style setting?

01:54:28 ◼   ► - I did, I used the camera control to do it.

01:54:30 ◼   ► I set it to standard, I set it to natural rather

01:54:32 ◼   ► and it just stays on natural.

01:54:33 ◼   ► - Well, because the reason I ask is

01:54:34 ◼   ► when you drill into settings camera photographic styles,

01:54:37 ◼   ► it brings up a screen and it says photographic styles.

01:54:40 ◼   ► To begin, select four of your favorite photos

01:54:42 ◼   ► captured with this iPhone.

01:54:45 ◼   ► Photographic styles lets you personalize

01:54:47 ◼   ► how you appear in photos

01:54:48 ◼   ► with incredible nuance to get the look you want.

01:54:50 ◼   ► Now I haven't taken enough photos to do this yet,

01:54:52 ◼   ► so I haven't proceeded to the,

01:54:54 ◼   ► you know, there's a button that says get started,

01:54:55 ◼   ► but after I take, you know,

01:54:57 ◼   ► maybe a bunch of photos of the kids

01:54:59 ◼   ► and maybe, you know, a photo or two of Penny

01:55:01 ◼   ► and maybe like a landscape or something, I don't know,

01:55:03 ◼   ► I plan to go back in there

01:55:05 ◼   ► and do whatever that wizard is to see,

01:55:07 ◼   ► I presume it will suggest to me,

01:55:09 ◼   ► okay, well, based on, you know, these photos

01:55:12 ◼   ► or perhaps it'll give me some editing options

01:55:14 ◼   ► and say, okay, or maybe it'll like blindly show me,

01:55:17 ◼   ► here's like four of the different styles,

01:55:18 ◼   ► which one do you like the most?

01:55:20 ◼   ► And my hope, having not tried it yet,

01:55:22 ◼   ► is that maybe it'll point me in a direction,

01:55:24 ◼   ► although as you were talking, I looked,

01:55:26 ◼   ► I did take a picture of Penny

01:55:27 ◼   ► staring down a ball that she really wanted me

01:55:29 ◼   ► to throw to her for a natural. - Aw, why'd you throw it?

01:55:32 ◼   ► - Oh, I did, I did, but I was taking a picture.

01:55:34 ◼   ► And so anyways, the natural for this does look very good.

01:55:39 ◼   ► I don't know if it's my favorite,

01:55:41 ◼   ► but it definitely does look very, very good.

01:55:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, I'd never even seen that screen

01:55:45 ◼   ► till you mentioned I just looked at it.

01:55:46 ◼   ► One thing I did do, by the way,

01:55:47 ◼   ► just to bring it up more, the preserve settings screen,

01:55:50 ◼   ► you know, settings, camera, preserve settings,

01:55:53 ◼   ► you have to go to that and turn on the toggle switch

01:55:55 ◼   ► for photographic styles

01:55:56 ◼   ► if you want the camera app to preserve it.

01:55:58 ◼   ► That's what I did.

01:55:59 ◼   ► I turned on the preserve setting for photographic styles,

01:56:01 ◼   ► then back on the camera app,

01:56:02 ◼   ► I used the camera control to swipe over to the natural style

01:56:04 ◼   ► and it just stays on natural now.

01:56:06 ◼   ► - Wait, I'm sorry, so where's preserve settings?

01:56:08 ◼   ► It's in that scene, I don't see it here.

01:56:09 ◼   ► - It's in settings, camera, preserve settings,

01:56:12 ◼   ► and then scroll until you see photographic styles,

01:56:15 ◼   ► turn that toggle switch on and now whatever setting you set

01:56:18 ◼   ► in the camera app for your photographic style,

01:56:20 ◼   ► if you don't touch that setting again,

01:56:21 ◼   ► it will just stay on whatever you set it to.

01:56:24 ◼   ► - All right, AirPods?

01:56:25 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't have any new ones,

01:56:26 ◼   ► so I think this is the Jon show.

01:56:28 ◼   ► - Well, the only new ones that exist are the AirPods 4

01:56:30 ◼   ► and you two are AirPods Pro users

01:56:32 ◼   ► 'cause you like things in your ear holes.

01:56:35 ◼   ► But I don't, I don't like things in my ear holes,

01:56:37 ◼   ► so I got the AirPods 4 with ANC.

01:56:40 ◼   ► On the box it says AirPods 4.

01:56:42 ◼   ► It says AirPods 4 and then it says active noise cancellation

01:56:44 ◼   ► and then like the sticker on the box says AirPods 4

01:56:47 ◼   ► with ANC in parentheses or something.

01:56:49 ◼   ► Anyway, these are a different shape than the AirPods 3,

01:56:53 ◼   ► which is a different shape than their predecessor AirPods,

01:56:56 ◼   ► so it is a new shape for my ears.

01:56:58 ◼   ► They don't fall out of my ears.

01:57:00 ◼   ► They don't feel as big in my ears as the AirPods 3,

01:57:03 ◼   ► like they don't feel like they're pushing it out,

01:57:05 ◼   ► like they are physically smaller, so that makes sense.

01:57:07 ◼   ► They do feel like they go farther into my ears

01:57:10 ◼   ► for what I think are obvious reasons

01:57:12 ◼   ► because to get the noise cancellation

01:57:13 ◼   ► to work a little bit better, they want to be

01:57:14 ◼   ► a little bit farther into your ears.

01:57:16 ◼   ► Overall, I think it's an upgrade in comfort

01:57:19 ◼   ► over the previous one, but really it is just mildly,

01:57:23 ◼   ► like it feels mildly uncomfortable in a different way.

01:57:26 ◼   ► Not uncomfortable, but like I, the part that I feel,

01:57:29 ◼   ► 'cause again, I wore the AirPods,

01:57:31 ◼   ► I've been using the AirPods 3,

01:57:31 ◼   ► I wear them every single day.

01:57:32 ◼   ► Like they're not uncomfortable, they don't hurt my ears,

01:57:34 ◼   ► but I can feel which part of my ear are they pressing

01:57:37 ◼   ► and these press a different part

01:57:38 ◼   ► and they go in my ear farther.

01:57:40 ◼   ► And for someone who doesn't like things

01:57:41 ◼   ► to go inside their ears, that's not great,

01:57:43 ◼   ► but it's still better than the ones

01:57:44 ◼   ► that actually go inside your ears.

01:57:46 ◼   ► I do really appreciate the fact

01:57:48 ◼   ► that the case is so much smaller.

01:57:50 ◼   ► I'm not sure it's back to the original AirPods 1 case size,

01:57:53 ◼   ► but it is so much smaller than its predecessor case,

01:57:55 ◼   ► massively smaller than the Pro case.

01:57:58 ◼   ► I wonder if the AirPods Pro 3 will do a case shrink too.

01:58:02 ◼   ► They did a case shrink in the straightforward way.

01:58:03 ◼   ► They just make there be less case around the AirPods,

01:58:06 ◼   ► like it is essentially thinner around it.

01:58:08 ◼   ► So kudos to them for making the case smaller.

01:58:11 ◼   ► One of the consequences of having a new case

01:58:14 ◼   ► is you have to learn a new way

01:58:15 ◼   ► to get the AirPods out of the case.

01:58:17 ◼   ► With every new shape of AirPods, we all have to learn,

01:58:20 ◼   ► when I opened this case lid,

01:58:22 ◼   ► how the hell do I get these things out of here?

01:58:24 ◼   ► And the move has been different

01:58:25 ◼   ► for every single kind of AirPod.

01:58:27 ◼   ► The Pros, the originals, the twos, the threes,

01:58:31 ◼   ► well, the twos were the same as the nice things.

01:58:32 ◼   ► Anyway, it's been different for all of them.

01:58:36 ◼   ► This one is same deal.

01:58:38 ◼   ► I could not get them out the way I get the other ones out.

01:58:40 ◼   ► Instead, I have to come from the side on an angle,

01:58:42 ◼   ► and that's how they come up.

01:58:43 ◼   ► It's fine, you just learn it and do it,

01:58:44 ◼   ► but it's weird that that's always different.

01:58:47 ◼   ► The sound, here's the thing about AirPods.

01:58:52 ◼   ► My daughter in particular, but both my kids,

01:58:56 ◼   ► have, you know the people who have the fingers

01:58:57 ◼   ► that wear the letters off the keyboards, right?

01:59:00 ◼   ► My kids have ears that destroy AirPods.

01:59:03 ◼   ► - Wow. (laughs)

01:59:04 ◼   ► - And the way they destroy them,

01:59:06 ◼   ► well, my daughter somehow is able

01:59:07 ◼   ► to destroy the microphones.

01:59:09 ◼   ► I don't know how she does this,

01:59:10 ◼   ► but it's a thing that happens, right?

01:59:12 ◼   ► We've gone through so many.

01:59:13 ◼   ► Under AppleCare, we just keep getting new ones,

01:59:14 ◼   ► and she just destroys, anyway.

01:59:16 ◼   ► But both my kids, the failure mode of their AirPods,

01:59:19 ◼   ► and they're using, I think now they're using threes,

01:59:21 ◼   ► the previous non-pro models,

01:59:24 ◼   ► is that the AirPods just lose all bass.

01:59:28 ◼   ► I don't know if it's a tiny speaker cone tearing,

01:59:30 ◼   ► so it's only the middle part of the driver

01:59:32 ◼   ► that's vibrating is basically becomes all treble,

01:59:34 ◼   ► because the part that would be bass is gone,

01:59:36 ◼   ► because the paper has torn or something.

01:59:39 ◼   ► But I think they've had three or four pairs,

01:59:42 ◼   ► sometimes under warranty, sometimes not,

01:59:44 ◼   ► that I put them in my ears and I'm like,

01:59:46 ◼   ► how are you listening to this?

01:59:47 ◼   ► It's all treble.

01:59:49 ◼   ► The bass is gone, don't you realize?

01:59:50 ◼   ► These are essentially broken.

01:59:51 ◼   ► And sure enough, you've taken them to the Apple Store,

01:59:53 ◼   ► they put them in some little test rig,

01:59:54 ◼   ► and they test them, and they're like,

01:59:55 ◼   ► oh, yep, these are totally bad.

01:59:56 ◼   ► They're not producing sound

01:59:57 ◼   ► the way they're supposed to be, right?

01:59:59 ◼   ► I don't know what causes that.

02:00:00 ◼   ► You can't see inside the AirPods, but it's a thing.

02:00:03 ◼   ► I don't know if my AirPods 3 that I had before

02:00:07 ◼   ► have this problem, or we're starting to have this problem.

02:00:10 ◼   ► But what I do know is that the AirPods 4

02:00:13 ◼   ► have so much more bass than my previous AirPods.

02:00:17 ◼   ► So much more bass that I went immediately

02:00:19 ◼   ► to try to find setting is like,

02:00:20 ◼   ► is there a way I can turn the bass down?

02:00:22 ◼   ► 'Cause this is too much bass for me.

02:00:24 ◼   ► 'Cause I'm listening to podcasts,

02:00:26 ◼   ► and everybody sounds like a newscaster

02:00:28 ◼   ► with a super deep voice.

02:00:30 ◼   ► So much bass!

02:00:31 ◼   ► And now I know, people who have AirPods Pro is like,

02:00:32 ◼   ► yeah, that's the right amount of bass, dummy,

02:00:34 ◼   ► and you've just been listening to crappy AirPods.

02:00:36 ◼   ► It should sound like that.

02:00:37 ◼   ► I wasn't used to it, but listening to music,

02:00:40 ◼   ► I appreciate it.

02:00:41 ◼   ► Listening to vocals, even with voice boost on and overcast,

02:00:44 ◼   ► I'm like, could you turn the bass down a little bit?

02:00:46 ◼   ► So I wish there was an adjustment for that,

02:00:47 ◼   ► but I would say this is the result of the AirPods 4

02:00:50 ◼   ► having superior sound quality

02:00:53 ◼   ► to my own personal AirPods 3,

02:00:54 ◼   ► which may or may not be in the process of losing bass.

02:00:56 ◼   ► So there is definitely that.

02:00:58 ◼   ► The second thing is, with the noise cancellation,

02:01:03 ◼   ► Apple said that their Pros are twice as good.

02:01:06 ◼   ► That may be underestimating it.

02:01:08 ◼   ► The noise cancellation doesn't cancel noise

02:01:11 ◼   ► so much as,

02:01:12 ◼   ► tamps it, like, it changes the nature of the noise.

02:01:18 ◼   ► So to give an example,

02:01:18 ◼   ► I'm very often listening to my AirPods when doing dishes,

02:01:21 ◼   ► and there's the running water sound, right?

02:01:23 ◼   ► It's kind of like white noise, kind of running water sound.

02:01:26 ◼   ► If I put on my gigantic Sony Airplane headphones,

02:01:28 ◼   ► I could just cancel out that running water sound

02:01:30 ◼   ► where it's just basically gone, right?

02:01:31 ◼   ► With the AirPods 4,

02:01:33 ◼   ► the running water sound is still there,

02:01:36 ◼   ► and it is lower volume,

02:01:37 ◼   ► and it is also of a different nature.

02:01:40 ◼   ► It is less loud and sort of less shrill,

02:01:43 ◼   ► if that makes sense,

02:01:44 ◼   ► but you can still absolutely hear it

02:01:45 ◼   ► to the point where I was trying to figure out,

02:01:48 ◼   ► am I in noise canceling?

02:01:49 ◼   ► And it's got, I don't know if the Pros have this too,

02:01:51 ◼   ► but like it cycles through the different modes

02:01:53 ◼   ► and there's like tones that they play.

02:01:54 ◼   ► Have you memorized all the tones?

02:01:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't remember which ones are which

02:01:58 ◼   ► until they're presented,

02:01:59 ◼   ► then oftentimes I can mostly figure it out,

02:02:02 ◼   ► but I couldn't like demonstrate them now.

02:02:04 ◼   ► - Bling.

02:02:05 ◼   ► - Yeah, 'cause there's four settings and there's four tones.

02:02:07 ◼   ► There's off, which is just like don't do anything,

02:02:09 ◼   ► just be whatever.

02:02:10 ◼   ► There is transparency,

02:02:12 ◼   ► which is take sounds from the outside

02:02:14 ◼   ► and play them into my ears through the speakers.

02:02:16 ◼   ► - That's the bling.

02:02:17 ◼   ► - Yeah, there is adaptive,

02:02:19 ◼   ► which I have no idea, I'm gonna ask you about in a second.

02:02:22 ◼   ► And then there is noise canceling,

02:02:23 ◼   ► which is cancel as much noise as possible.

02:02:25 ◼   ► And very often I was like, am I in noise canceling?

02:02:28 ◼   ► And then I would change the mode and it would like go to off

02:02:31 ◼   ► and I'm like, oh yeah, I was in noise canceling

02:02:32 ◼   ► 'cause now everything is much louder

02:02:34 ◼   ► and of a different nature,

02:02:35 ◼   ► but it is nothing like putting on like a big pair

02:02:38 ◼   ► of over-ear headphones that I'm sure nothing

02:02:40 ◼   ► like having AirPods Pro shoved into your ear hole.

02:02:42 ◼   ► So I appreciate the noise cancellation.

02:02:44 ◼   ► It is doing something, don't expect it to do

02:02:47 ◼   ► what like a real noise canceling headphones.

02:02:50 ◼   ► Like in other words, I would say these are not a replacement

02:02:53 ◼   ► for AirPods Pro or over-ear noise canceling on a plane.

02:02:56 ◼   ► They will probably help a little bit,

02:02:58 ◼   ► but it's like a night and day difference.

02:03:01 ◼   ► So I would still recommend these.

02:03:02 ◼   ► I still think they're worth the extra 50 bucks

02:03:03 ◼   ► maybe for the case with the speaker alone.

02:03:05 ◼   ► And I like that it's there.

02:03:07 ◼   ► But as you would expect from something

02:03:09 ◼   ► that doesn't seal your ears in any possible way,

02:03:12 ◼   ► there's only so much they can do.

02:03:13 ◼   ► Like the bottom line is sound is getting in.

02:03:14 ◼   ► The sound can get around the AirPods.

02:03:16 ◼   ► There's no seal around the thing.

02:03:18 ◼   ► And what I wanna ask you guys is,

02:03:20 ◼   ► I have no idea which one of these four modes

02:03:21 ◼   ► I should ever be in.

02:03:22 ◼   ► With the exception of being in noise canceling mode

02:03:24 ◼   ► when I'm home alone in the kitchen doing dishes,

02:03:26 ◼   ► which I feel like is safe,

02:03:28 ◼   ► every other context I'm like,

02:03:29 ◼   ► should I be in transparency?

02:03:31 ◼   ► Should I be in off?

02:03:33 ◼   ► Should I be in adaptive?

02:03:34 ◼   ► What the hell is adaptive?

02:03:36 ◼   ► So please give me some guidance.

02:03:38 ◼   ► Of the four modes that these things can go into,

02:03:40 ◼   ► when do you use each mode and why?

02:03:42 ◼   ► - So what I suggest is you can,

02:03:46 ◼   ► in the settings you can actually remove

02:03:49 ◼   ► some of those modes from the rotation.

02:03:52 ◼   ► So I remove off and I remove adaptive.

02:03:57 ◼   ► So my only two modes, the reason I do the sounds,

02:03:59 ◼   ► are transparency or noise cancellation.

02:04:02 ◼   ► Adaptive, that's the one where it tries

02:04:04 ◼   ► to use conversational awareness

02:04:06 ◼   ► to try to cancel noise sometimes,

02:04:09 ◼   ► but bring in things.

02:04:10 ◼   ► And I have found, I haven't tried it recently,

02:04:13 ◼   ► so maybe it's better now.

02:04:14 ◼   ► When it first came out, I tried it for a day

02:04:17 ◼   ► and just hated the choices it was making.

02:04:19 ◼   ► And so I instantly, after one day I'm like,

02:04:22 ◼   ► all right, I'm out.

02:04:23 ◼   ► So I went back to manually controlling noise cancellation

02:04:26 ◼   ► versus transparency.

02:04:27 ◼   ► - I can't tell what adaptive is trying to do,

02:04:29 ◼   ► 'cause there's no indicator that I've found

02:04:32 ◼   ► in the UI and saying, is it noise canceling now?

02:04:34 ◼   ► Is it not doing it?

02:04:35 ◼   ► Is it adding transparency?

02:04:36 ◼   ► I turned off the conversation awareness features

02:04:38 ◼   ► that are like, oh, do you want me to lower the volume

02:04:40 ◼   ► when you start talking or someone talks to you?

02:04:42 ◼   ► That was just, that's not what I want anyway.

02:04:45 ◼   ► If you're listening to a podcast,

02:04:47 ◼   ► I don't want it to duck the volume.

02:04:48 ◼   ► I wanna pause it myself, which is what I'll do.

02:04:51 ◼   ► I guess that adaptive is trying to be smart,

02:04:55 ◼   ► but I cannot tell what it's doing.

02:04:57 ◼   ► It doesn't, especially because the noise canceling

02:05:00 ◼   ► is not so dramatic, I'm like, is it doing noise canceling?

02:05:04 ◼   ► Or has it decided not to?

02:05:05 ◼   ► And then I have to switch modes to go to either the off mode

02:05:08 ◼   ► or the noise canceling mode and compare it

02:05:09 ◼   ► to what it was in adaptive to tell if it had decided.

02:05:12 ◼   ► It's too much guesswork.

02:05:13 ◼   ► So I'm not an adaptive fan right off the bat,

02:05:17 ◼   ► but I keep giving it a try in indoor context

02:05:20 ◼   ► where I think I'm not gonna be hit by a car.

02:05:21 ◼   ► But anyway, so you're using, you don't even use,

02:05:25 ◼   ► do you use off?

02:05:26 ◼   ► You just use transparency or noise canceling?

02:05:27 ◼   ► - That's it, yeah.

02:05:28 ◼   ► I'm in transparency the vast majority of the time,

02:05:31 ◼   ► unless I happen to be either on a plane

02:05:32 ◼   ► or on a subway platform where it's super loud,

02:05:37 ◼   ► then I'll turn on noise cancellation.

02:05:38 ◼   ► - So walking the dog is transparency then?

02:05:40 ◼   ► - Always, yeah.

02:05:41 ◼   ► - See, I mean, I've been walking the dog

02:05:43 ◼   ► with essentially off because I haven't had air pods

02:05:46 ◼   ► with noise canceling before.

02:05:47 ◼   ► And if you're listening to a podcast,

02:05:48 ◼   ► especially with ones that don't seal your ears,

02:05:50 ◼   ► you can hear the outside world.

02:05:51 ◼   ► Like, I don't feel like I need transparency

02:05:53 ◼   ► to replay the outside world because, again,

02:05:55 ◼   ► you can just hear it with these air pods in.

02:05:57 ◼   ► So maybe I'll use off for dog walks, but--

02:05:59 ◼   ► - No, use transparency.

02:06:01 ◼   ► Just use transparency.

02:06:03 ◼   ► You can hear better.

02:06:04 ◼   ► Trust me, it's better.

02:06:05 ◼   ► Just use it. - But I don't want

02:06:06 ◼   ► the outside world being played at a louder volume

02:06:08 ◼   ► into my ears when I'm trying to listen to the podcast.

02:06:10 ◼   ► I can hear the outside world. - John, it's not louder.

02:06:12 ◼   ► - John, pump the brakes.

02:06:13 ◼   ► You're thinking way too hard about this.

02:06:16 ◼   ► Just do transparency.

02:06:18 ◼   ► You're so wrapped around the axle about it.

02:06:21 ◼   ► I promise it'll be fine.

02:06:22 ◼   ► - I mean, I've tried it.

02:06:23 ◼   ► Like, I know what it's like,

02:06:24 ◼   ► and it does make the outside world more prominent

02:06:27 ◼   ► than when it's in off mode.

02:06:30 ◼   ► - Well, yeah, because it's, but, so typically,

02:06:33 ◼   ► like back when I was using aftershocks for my dog walks

02:06:36 ◼   ► before AirPods Pro existed,

02:06:38 ◼   ► the big benefit of the bone conduction style of headphones

02:06:43 ◼   ► is your ears are just unblocked.

02:06:45 ◼   ► Like, you have no obstruction whatsoever

02:06:49 ◼   ► for noise coming in.

02:06:50 ◼   ► You're just using the bone conduction headphones

02:06:53 ◼   ► to add your music or podcast to it.

02:06:56 ◼   ► That's what transparency mode does in the AirPods Pro.

02:06:58 ◼   ► So, now granted, I haven't tried these AirPods yet,

02:07:01 ◼   ► so I don't know if transparency is as good.

02:07:04 ◼   ► - 'Cause they don't actually block your ear holes

02:07:05 ◼   ► like your Pros do. - Right.

02:07:06 ◼   ► But I assume it's probably close or as good,

02:07:09 ◼   ► and the AirPods Pro transparency is just incredible.

02:07:12 ◼   ► As I said, it's way better

02:07:13 ◼   ► than even the AirPods Max transparency.

02:07:15 ◼   ► I don't know why, but for whatever reason it is.

02:07:18 ◼   ► - Because the AirPods Max don't have the H2.

02:07:20 ◼   ► - Maybe, but anyway, so whatever the reason,

02:07:23 ◼   ► the transparency in the AirPods Pro is perfect.

02:07:27 ◼   ► Like, it really is like you're wearing nothing.

02:07:30 ◼   ► Like, if you have the AirPods in

02:07:33 ◼   ► and you're not playing anything and you take them out,

02:07:37 ◼   ► it's, the outside world is the same loudness

02:07:39 ◼   ► as it was when you had them in.

02:07:41 ◼   ► Like, it's as if you're wearing nothing

02:07:43 ◼   ► and then you're adding selectively to it with your podcast.

02:07:45 ◼   ► Like, so it is great for--

02:07:47 ◼   ► - Well, I mean, for these things

02:07:48 ◼   ► that don't seal the ear holes,

02:07:50 ◼   ► off is not the same as transparency to my ears.

02:07:52 ◼   ► - Fair, but I would experiment with it.

02:07:56 ◼   ► I would give transparency as much of a shot as you can.

02:07:58 ◼   ► - Yeah, I will try to get adaptive out of the rotation.

02:08:01 ◼   ► Do you happen to know where in settings that is bearing?

02:08:03 ◼   ► - I find it by going into the Bluetooth menu

02:08:05 ◼   ► and like, go to Bluetooth, go to the AirPods,

02:08:07 ◼   ► hit the little eye button, it's in there.

02:08:09 ◼   ► - Yeah, that's an annoying thing that you can't do

02:08:12 ◼   ► unless they're currently paired.

02:08:13 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:08:14 ◼   ► - If they're not in your ears, like when I go to Bluetooth,

02:08:16 ◼   ► it just has like model number, serial number, AppleCare,

02:08:19 ◼   ► and forget this device.

02:08:19 ◼   ► - Yeah, I think they have to be connected.

02:08:21 ◼   ► - Yeah, all right, I'll take it.

02:08:23 ◼   ► Yeah, I think I've basically decided

02:08:25 ◼   ► that adaptive is not working for me,

02:08:26 ◼   ► but I'll still have to try the other ones.

02:08:28 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:08:29 ◼   ► - One final thing on the case.

02:08:31 ◼   ► There is no magnetic connection

02:08:33 ◼   ► between the AirPods 4 case and the MagSafe Puck,

02:08:37 ◼   ► at least the original MagSafe Puck, which is what I have.

02:08:39 ◼   ► I have an original MagSafe Puck on my nightstand.

02:08:42 ◼   ► And that's because the new case is too small

02:08:44 ◼   ► to hit the magnets, right?

02:08:45 ◼   ► Because the case curves, right?

02:08:48 ◼   ► If you put it on the circuit, like oh, it fills a circle,

02:08:50 ◼   ► what's the problem?

02:08:50 ◼   ► Well, the problem is the parts that are over the magnets

02:08:53 ◼   ► are the curved parts, not the flat part.

02:08:55 ◼   ► So it does not magnetically align like the old case did

02:08:58 ◼   ► simply because it's smaller.

02:08:59 ◼   ► It still charges fine.

02:09:00 ◼   ► And it even makes a nice little chime, you know,

02:09:02 ◼   ► when you've done it.

02:09:02 ◼   ► - Oh, okay, so it does charge.

02:09:04 ◼   ► - Yeah, you just put a dead center in the thing.

02:09:06 ◼   ► It just doesn't like magnetically align itself

02:09:07 ◼   ► with the MagSafe thing 'cause it can't.

02:09:09 ◼   ► But it does magnetically align itself with the Apple Watch

02:09:12 ◼   ► charger and like in an offset,

02:09:13 ◼   ► like if you put it on an Apple Watch charger,

02:09:15 ◼   ► it snaps right to where it's supposed to go

02:09:16 ◼   ► and it's not centered.

02:09:18 ◼   ► Like where it wants to be in the Apple Watch charger

02:09:20 ◼   ► is like in the lower portion of it,

02:09:22 ◼   ► but it will snap right to it.

02:09:23 ◼   ► So that's just something to keep in mind.

02:09:25 ◼   ► I don't think it's a problem.

02:09:26 ◼   ► Again, I love the small case.

02:09:27 ◼   ► I totally endorse it.

02:09:28 ◼   ► But Apple has sort of outrun themselves.

02:09:30 ◼   ► Maybe with the new, 'cause you mentioned the new one

02:09:32 ◼   ► is narrower, maybe the new one does magnetically align it

02:09:36 ◼   ► because it's that much smaller, but I haven't tried it.

02:09:39 ◼   ► - All right, Apple Watch Series 10.

02:09:42 ◼   ► - Do you have one?

02:09:42 ◼   ► You have one, Casey.

02:09:43 ◼   ► What do you think of it?

02:09:44 ◼   ► - Yes.

02:09:45 ◼   ► So I did get one.

02:09:46 ◼   ► I went from the WELAD version to the manly man version,

02:09:51 ◼   ► which is to say, I went from small to large.

02:09:53 ◼   ► I'm just kidding.

02:09:54 ◼   ► I went from the small size to large size.

02:09:56 ◼   ► Now it's 42.

02:09:58 ◼   ► - It's 42 and 46.

02:09:59 ◼   ► - 46, thank you.

02:10:01 ◼   ► This thing compared to my Series 8 little guy,

02:10:08 ◼   ► it's chonky.

02:10:09 ◼   ► It's big.

02:10:10 ◼   ► Actually, I shouldn't say it's chonky

02:10:12 ◼   ► because it's actually very, very thin, but it's big.

02:10:15 ◼   ► Now, that being said,

02:10:17 ◼   ► it looks like a billboard on my wrist right now,

02:10:20 ◼   ► but I think you were right the whole time.

02:10:22 ◼   ► And it only lightly pains me to admit that publicly,

02:10:25 ◼   ► but I think I will quickly adjust to it.

02:10:27 ◼   ► And I don't think it's absurd.

02:10:29 ◼   ► Seeing it on my wrist right now,

02:10:31 ◼   ► I do wonder if an Ultra would have been a bridge too far.

02:10:37 ◼   ► I'm not sure, maybe it wouldn't be,

02:10:38 ◼   ► but looking at the way this is sitting on my wrist right now,

02:10:41 ◼   ► I feel like the Ultra might've been too much.

02:10:44 ◼   ► If you look at it,

02:10:46 ◼   ► it doesn't look that much thinner to me,

02:10:50 ◼   ► but it sits and feels much thinner to my eyes.

02:10:55 ◼   ► And I was talking to Jason about this

02:10:56 ◼   ► when we were in Memphis together,

02:10:58 ◼   ► and he pointed out to me, and I think he's exactly right,

02:11:01 ◼   ► the sensor plateau or mesa or whatever that's on the bottom,

02:11:05 ◼   ► the stuff that sits against your wrist

02:11:07 ◼   ► with the little LEDs that flash

02:11:10 ◼   ► for all the different things that it's sensing,

02:11:13 ◼   ► except blood ox apparently, anyways,

02:11:17 ◼   ► that is quite a bit thinner than it used to be.

02:11:19 ◼   ► And I think that makes a big difference as well.

02:11:21 ◼   ► I really like it so far.

02:11:23 ◼   ► I also liked, speaking of old men with old men problems,

02:11:26 ◼   ► I liked that the font appears to be noticeably bigger

02:11:29 ◼   ► because the screen is so much bigger, which is also nice.

02:11:33 ◼   ► In terms of the off-axis viewing, it's definitely better,

02:11:37 ◼   ► but I can't say that I'm like, "Oh!"

02:11:40 ◼   ► You know what I mean?

02:11:41 ◼   ► It's just one of those things where I think in the past,

02:11:44 ◼   ► I would've had to twist my wrist more

02:11:46 ◼   ► or just wouldn't be able to see my watch or the watch face,

02:11:50 ◼   ► and now I can see it at more angles,

02:11:51 ◼   ► but it's not the sort of thing that's striking.

02:11:54 ◼   ► It's just, "Oh, that's nice. It works better now."

02:11:56 ◼   ► - Well, if you had the large size of the previous watch,

02:12:00 ◼   ► I think you would've noticed both the angle

02:12:02 ◼   ► and the thickness because I watched a YouTube video

02:12:04 ◼   ► of them comparing.

02:12:05 ◼   ► It was the Max Tech channel.

02:12:06 ◼   ► They were comparing the Series 10 with the Series 9

02:12:09 ◼   ► of the same sort of size class.

02:12:11 ◼   ► And the Series 10 looked dramatically thinner.

02:12:13 ◼   ► Just setting aside the little blister on the bottom

02:12:15 ◼   ► for the sensor, just the body of it looked thinner.

02:12:18 ◼   ► And the same thing with the viewing angle.

02:12:19 ◼   ► If you take your old and your new

02:12:21 ◼   ► and put them on the same surface

02:12:22 ◼   ► and just tilt your head to go at an angle,

02:12:24 ◼   ► I think you'll notice a difference.

02:12:25 ◼   ► I have been looking for YouTube videos

02:12:27 ◼   ► of someone taking a magnifier to this to see if it's MLA.

02:12:31 ◼   ► It seems like the consensus is no.

02:12:32 ◼   ► No one has taken a magnifier to it,

02:12:34 ◼   ► but a lot of people have said, first of all,

02:12:37 ◼   ► a lot of people are saying that MLA

02:12:38 ◼   ► doesn't actually improve viewing angles

02:12:40 ◼   ► because it mostly just makes it brighter from the front.

02:12:42 ◼   ► It does make it brighter from the front,

02:12:43 ◼   ► but I think it also helps viewing angles,

02:12:45 ◼   ► if only because they're getting rid of the color tint

02:12:47 ◼   ► and sending light off in other directions.

02:12:49 ◼   ► But I'm gonna guess, I mean,

02:12:51 ◼   ► I'm still looking for evidence

02:12:52 ◼   ► that there'll be follow-up next week if I find some,

02:12:53 ◼   ► but I'm gonna guess that it's actually not MLA,

02:12:55 ◼   ► but simply just a better LTP03, whatever, OLED.

02:13:00 ◼   ► But still inconclusive.

02:13:01 ◼   ► No one on YouTube cares about this enough

02:13:03 ◼   ► to take a magnifier to it.

02:13:05 ◼   ► - So one thing I haven't tried, oh, there we go.

02:13:09 ◼   ► (upbeat music)

02:13:11 ◼   ► - What? - It's coming from the watch.

02:13:12 ◼   ► So I can play music, I think.

02:13:14 ◼   ► - I like the speaker holes on the Series X.

02:13:16 ◼   ► I like how instead of being a speaker slot,

02:13:18 ◼   ► there's these tiny little holes.

02:13:20 ◼   ► It looks much nicer and hopefully less likely

02:13:22 ◼   ► to clog with dust.

02:13:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, for what it's worth,

02:13:25 ◼   ► I was trying to play music.

02:13:26 ◼   ► Maybe it's not coming through because of Zoom or whatever,

02:13:28 ◼   ► but it plays actually surprisingly loud.

02:13:32 ◼   ► I mean, this is definitely audible from waist level.

02:13:36 ◼   ► I don't know.

02:13:37 ◼   ► Again, I don't know how much that's coming through.

02:13:38 ◼   ► - Again, testing on YouTube,

02:13:39 ◼   ► it seems to be about the same volume as the Ultra,

02:13:42 ◼   ► which was the previous speaker king,

02:13:44 ◼   ► and the Ultra has gigantic speaker holes

02:13:46 ◼   ► because it's a big, chunky watch,

02:13:47 ◼   ► but this one has very tiny, elegant,

02:13:49 ◼   ► and numerous speaker holes,

02:13:51 ◼   ► and apparently it gets just as loud as the Ultra.

02:13:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, I just tried it for the first time just now,

02:13:55 ◼   ► and I don't know if, like I said,

02:13:56 ◼   ► I don't know if it'll come through in the recording.

02:13:58 ◼   ► It certainly doesn't sound like it's coming through on Zoom,

02:14:00 ◼   ► but I mean, it's sufficient.

02:14:02 ◼   ► I wouldn't want to listen to music this way,

02:14:04 ◼   ► generally speaking, but in a pinch,

02:14:06 ◼   ► especially as someone who really hates silence,

02:14:08 ◼   ► and that's me.

02:14:10 ◼   ► Yeah, that's kinda nice.

02:14:11 ◼   ► Yeah, I mean, I like it.

02:14:12 ◼   ► I like it a lot so far, way too early to tell

02:14:15 ◼   ► 'cause I did this after I did my phone upgrade,

02:14:19 ◼   ► and so really, really early to tell, but so far so good.

02:14:22 ◼   ► Did Tina get a new watch this year or no?

02:14:24 ◼   ► - So she didn't want one on day one.

02:14:26 ◼   ► I wonder if she'll change her mind

02:14:27 ◼   ► when she sees them in real life.

02:14:28 ◼   ► I did tell her that the new ones don't have blood oxygen,

02:14:30 ◼   ► and her current one does.

02:14:31 ◼   ► I don't know if she cares about that,

02:14:32 ◼   ► but bottom line is, no, she didn't order one.

02:14:34 ◼   ► We'll see how long this lasts.

02:14:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, so far so good.

02:14:38 ◼   ► I think it'll be worth revisiting this next week,

02:14:41 ◼   ► both this and the phones, once Erin has a chance with hers,

02:14:44 ◼   ► because she is much, I was gonna say much more blasé.

02:14:49 ◼   ► That has a negative connotation.

02:14:50 ◼   ► I don't mean that at all,

02:14:51 ◼   ► but she's kinda like, yeah, whatever, about all this.

02:14:53 ◼   ► Like, oh, that's nice.

02:14:54 ◼   ► It's new, and it has new things.

02:14:56 ◼   ► Cool, you know what I mean?

02:14:57 ◼   ► Like, it doesn't really rev her engine like it does us,

02:15:00 ◼   ► and so I'm curious to hear her thoughts,

02:15:01 ◼   ► and by next Wednesday, when we record next,

02:15:05 ◼   ► hopefully I'll be able to have her relay

02:15:07 ◼   ► some of her opinions for me,

02:15:10 ◼   ► and I'll see what she thinks.

02:15:12 ◼   ► - So I took out my Series 10,

02:15:18 ◼   ► and I had the natural titanium,

02:15:22 ◼   ► and I had a number of initial impressions.

02:15:24 ◼   ► Number one, the titanium feels great.

02:15:29 ◼   ► It is so light.

02:15:31 ◼   ► It feels amazing.

02:15:33 ◼   ► 'Cause not only did they reduce the weight of the watch

02:15:37 ◼   ► in general, like, in all of the watches this year,

02:15:40 ◼   ► all the Series 10s are lighter in all the metals

02:15:42 ◼   ► compared to their previous version metal counterparts,

02:15:46 ◼   ► but, so you have the weight savings there,

02:15:48 ◼   ► and then they also have replaced steel with titanium,

02:15:52 ◼   ► so the titanium models are almost as light

02:15:54 ◼   ► as the aluminum models.

02:15:55 ◼   ► They're very, very light.

02:15:56 ◼   ► They feel fantastic.

02:15:59 ◼   ► They did get bigger, and I got the big one,

02:16:04 ◼   ► and I put it on my wrist, and I thought,

02:16:07 ◼   ► like Casey just said, it looks like a billboard

02:16:09 ◼   ► on my wrist. (laughs)

02:16:12 ◼   ► I also, it seemed, and I don't know,

02:16:14 ◼   ► I don't have my old one here to measure,

02:16:17 ◼   ► but it seemed almost like it looked like a more

02:16:22 ◼   ► a closer to square aspect ratio than the outgoing one.

02:16:26 ◼   ► - Yeah, they did make it wider.

02:16:28 ◼   ► They widened it more than they tallened it.

02:16:30 ◼   ► - Right. - Yeah, I would agree

02:16:31 ◼   ► with that. - And I think that actually,

02:16:32 ◼   ► I don't honestly like that look.

02:16:35 ◼   ► I think it looks even more like a billboard on your wrist.

02:16:38 ◼   ► - Oh, really?

02:16:39 ◼   ► I think I disagree.

02:16:40 ◼   ► I think I like it a little more squared,

02:16:41 ◼   ► but I mean, this is, again, initial impressions.

02:16:43 ◼   ► I might change my mind on that.

02:16:45 ◼   ► - I also found, I find that the natural color

02:16:49 ◼   ► on the Titanium, I expect it to be a little bit brighter.

02:16:52 ◼   ► It actually is like a pretty medium gray

02:16:55 ◼   ► to the point where I think it loses a bit of contrast.

02:16:59 ◼   ► Like, part of the reason why I haven't bought

02:17:01 ◼   ► the black watches in the past,

02:17:02 ◼   ► or all the various forms of black that they've been,

02:17:04 ◼   ► is that I actually like seeing some contrast

02:17:07 ◼   ► between the watch body case and the black crystal above it.

02:17:12 ◼   ► And when you have a black or dark gray watch,

02:17:15 ◼   ► you lose a lot of that contrast.

02:17:17 ◼   ► And so if you're going for like kind of like

02:17:18 ◼   ► a unified blob look, then that's what you want.

02:17:22 ◼   ► What I want is the contrast

02:17:23 ◼   ► between the case metal and the top.

02:17:24 ◼   ► And so I actually find I don't like

02:17:28 ◼   ► the natural color as much.

02:17:29 ◼   ► And the reason I went to the Apple store was like,

02:17:33 ◼   ► I thought after a half day of wearing it,

02:17:36 ◼   ► I think I made a mistake with the size.

02:17:41 ◼   ► - Oh, interesting, really.

02:17:42 ◼   ► - They made it, you know, one millimeter bigger, whatever.

02:17:45 ◼   ► Like, they made it a little bit bigger,

02:17:46 ◼   ► and kind of like the way some people have switched

02:17:49 ◼   ► from the max phone down to the pro phone,

02:17:52 ◼   ► Casey, you're gonna kill me.

02:17:53 ◼   ► I switched to the smaller one.

02:17:55 ◼   ► - Really, you let me out to drive.

02:17:57 ◼   ► - You convince Casey to get the big watch,

02:17:59 ◼   ► and they're like, but for me, small watch.

02:18:01 ◼   ► - I, yeah, like I wore it for a few hours,

02:18:04 ◼   ► and I'm like, I can't, like, it looked too big on me.

02:18:09 ◼   ► I'm here, I'll send you comparison photos in the slack.

02:18:12 ◼   ► - Do you have an ultra, Marco?

02:18:14 ◼   ► - Not with me.

02:18:15 ◼   ► I had an ultra, I wore it for a little while,

02:18:18 ◼   ► like when the first one came out.

02:18:19 ◼   ► - 'Cause this is very similarly sized in width and height,

02:18:22 ◼   ► not obviously thickness, 'cause the ultra is way thicker,

02:18:24 ◼   ► but in width and height, the large is actually

02:18:26 ◼   ► pretty close to the ultra.

02:18:27 ◼   ► If you can pull off the ultra, why not this one?

02:18:29 ◼   ► - I can pull it off, I just don't like it.

02:18:32 ◼   ► Like the-- - Do you like the ultra?

02:18:33 ◼   ► - No, that's why I don't wear the ultra.

02:18:35 ◼   ► - All right, yeah, that's great.

02:18:37 ◼   ► - No, I bought the ultra mostly as like a test device,

02:18:39 ◼   ► 'cause the screen felt and looked so different

02:18:42 ◼   ► from the previous ones, 'cause it didn't have the curvature,

02:18:44 ◼   ► and it was so big that I felt like as a developer

02:18:47 ◼   ► of an app for the wash, I needed one to test,

02:18:49 ◼   ► and that did prove useful.

02:18:50 ◼   ► But yeah, so when I got this one, I'm like,

02:18:54 ◼   ► at the big one, they made it too big.

02:18:56 ◼   ► It does not fit me well.

02:18:59 ◼   ► Like, again, I can pull it off, but like,

02:19:02 ◼   ► what I was thinking was like, first of all,

02:19:04 ◼   ► how much of a role do I want this to play in my life?

02:19:08 ◼   ► Like, part of the reason to get the ultra before is

02:19:12 ◼   ► if you really want a computer on your wrist,

02:19:14 ◼   ► and you wanna use it like a computer,

02:19:16 ◼   ► like that's then, you want the biggest screen,

02:19:18 ◼   ► you want the one that can show the most text,

02:19:20 ◼   ► you want the most interface elements on screen at once,

02:19:22 ◼   ► like you want that.

02:19:23 ◼   ► I don't want it to play quite that big of a role

02:19:28 ◼   ► in my, like, in my person, like on my actual person.

02:19:32 ◼   ► I'm happy to take the phone out to do computing tasks.

02:19:34 ◼   ► I hardly ever read or write anything on the watch itself.

02:19:39 ◼   ► It is mostly a sensor and a brief display for me.

02:19:42 ◼   ► So I actually realized like,

02:19:44 ◼   ► I think I actually want the smaller one.

02:19:47 ◼   ► And also, I've started doing sleep tracking with this one.

02:19:51 ◼   ► I decided I wanted to start doing that.

02:19:53 ◼   ► And the smaller, the better, honestly,

02:19:55 ◼   ► when you're doing that.

02:19:55 ◼   ► And so the small one, I have,

02:19:58 ◼   ► I actually tried the gold one too.

02:20:00 ◼   ► So I have the 42 millimeter gold titanium,

02:20:05 ◼   ► which honestly is not that gold.

02:20:08 ◼   ► It's a very, it's the same way Apple does

02:20:10 ◼   ► like their pro phone colors, like it's a little gold.

02:20:14 ◼   ► It's gold enough to look a little bit different

02:20:16 ◼   ► in certain lighting.

02:20:18 ◼   ► Most of the time it just looks like the steel,

02:20:19 ◼   ► like the polished silver steel.

02:20:23 ◼   ► But that's fine.

02:20:23 ◼   ► I have it on the black sports, or the black,

02:20:26 ◼   ► yeah, sport band.

02:20:27 ◼   ► And that gold and black I think is a very nice look.

02:20:29 ◼   ► And I'm very pleased with it right now.

02:20:32 ◼   ► And it also works well on white.

02:20:34 ◼   ► You gotta be a little careful with some of the colors

02:20:35 ◼   ► if you try color straps to see if they go with the gold.

02:20:37 ◼   ► But black and white look great with it.

02:20:39 ◼   ► So I think I'm pretty well covered.

02:20:42 ◼   ► Even, you know, by going with the smaller watch,

02:20:44 ◼   ► it is even lighter than the bigger one.

02:20:47 ◼   ► So it is like, it feels like I'm wearing nothing.

02:20:49 ◼   ► Like I think the band weighs more

02:20:51 ◼   ► than the watch at this point.

02:20:52 ◼   ► So it's a very, very good overall fit for me.

02:20:57 ◼   ► Surprisingly so, like I really did not think

02:21:00 ◼   ► I'd go back to the smaller one.

02:21:01 ◼   ► But they pushed the big one a little bit too far.

02:21:05 ◼   ► And I actually did measure the two of them.

02:21:08 ◼   ► If you measure the aspect ratios of them,

02:21:13 ◼   ► the bigger one is more square than the smaller one.

02:21:17 ◼   ► Like it actually has a different aspect ratio.

02:21:19 ◼   ► And so the smaller one I think looks better on me

02:21:22 ◼   ► in part because it is a little bit smaller,

02:21:24 ◼   ► and in part because it has more rectangular shape.

02:21:27 ◼   ► So overall, I like the small one a lot.

02:21:31 ◼   ► It is not as much screen space as my big Series 8.

02:21:34 ◼   ► Like they didn't make that, or my big Series 9,

02:21:36 ◼   ► they didn't make that big of a jump.

02:21:37 ◼   ► But it is more, and I bumped the font size

02:21:41 ◼   ► up a couple of notches on it to accommodate

02:21:43 ◼   ► my reading glasses need that I'm not satisfying.

02:21:47 ◼   ► And so far, I'm liking it.

02:21:50 ◼   ► I like the gold for a nice change of pace,

02:21:52 ◼   ► even though again, it's not that gold.

02:21:53 ◼   ► But it's subtle enough, it's a nice change of pace.

02:21:57 ◼   ► Again, titanium is so nice to be back.

02:22:00 ◼   ► And yeah, so I'm gonna rock this look for the year

02:22:02 ◼   ► and see how it goes.

02:22:03 ◼   ► But it's been honestly very comfortable on me.

02:22:07 ◼   ► It's been great.

02:22:08 ◼   ► - You let me down.

02:22:10 ◼   ► I just put a link in the show notes.

02:22:12 ◼   ► I'll see if I can maybe get a better picture of it.

02:22:15 ◼   ► If, or if I put a link in Slack, excuse me,

02:22:17 ◼   ► I'll see if I can get a better picture for the show notes.

02:22:19 ◼   ► It looks a little chunkier there

02:22:21 ◼   ► than I feel like it's sitting when I just look down.

02:22:23 ◼   ► So this, again, this picture ain't great.

02:22:25 ◼   ► But I mean, I don't think it looks bad on me,

02:22:28 ◼   ► and we'll see what happens.

02:22:30 ◼   ► I don't personally, sitting here now,

02:22:31 ◼   ► I don't have any particular desire to return this

02:22:33 ◼   ► and get the smaller one.

02:22:35 ◼   ► And I think maybe part of that is driven by me

02:22:37 ◼   ► having kind of mentally prepped myself

02:22:39 ◼   ► for going ultra this year and just expecting to have,

02:22:43 ◼   ► you know, just an absolutely mammoth watch on my wrist.

02:22:47 ◼   ► And so while this is surface area mammoth,

02:22:50 ◼   ► or slightly mammoth, at least it's not depth mammoth.

02:22:53 ◼   ► And I think that helps make it feel a lot more svelte

02:22:56 ◼   ► than perhaps it actually is.

02:22:58 ◼   ► - Plus you get the bigger battery,

02:22:59 ◼   ► which has been a concern for you.

02:23:00 ◼   ► - Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly.

02:23:01 ◼   ► - I would say that looks big, but it doesn't look bad.

02:23:04 ◼   ► It does look big.

02:23:05 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah, that's a good way to put it.

02:23:07 ◼   ► Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:23:08 ◼   ► - And again, smartwatch fashion is big as in.

02:23:11 ◼   ► People like big watches, big smartwatches these days.

02:23:14 ◼   ► That's why the ultra has been so popular.

02:23:16 ◼   ► It's not because all those people are going diving.

02:23:18 ◼   ► It's because they like big watches.

02:23:20 ◼   ► That's what's in fashion.

02:23:21 ◼   ► And big screens are very useful,

02:23:22 ◼   ► and big batteries are very useful.

02:23:24 ◼   ► And so there's lots of reasons

02:23:26 ◼   ► why people choose bigger watches,

02:23:28 ◼   ► even if they do look big on their wrists.

02:23:30 ◼   ► For me, most of those things were,

02:23:33 ◼   ► and for me, it's less about the superficial look.

02:23:38 ◼   ► It's more about just the way it fits.

02:23:40 ◼   ► Even just that little bit extra.

02:23:43 ◼   ► One of the things I've mentioned in the past is

02:23:46 ◼   ► if a watch is too big on my wrist,

02:23:48 ◼   ► I don't like if I flex my wrist up,

02:23:52 ◼   ► if I'm in certain exercises or something,

02:23:53 ◼   ► if you're doing, picture yourself doing a pushup.

02:23:56 ◼   ► If you're doing a pushup, your hand is bent upwards

02:23:59 ◼   ► compared to your wrist.

02:24:00 ◼   ► And you kinda just have to like,

02:24:03 ◼   ► when your skin crushes into the watch,

02:24:06 ◼   ► it's less comfortable.

02:24:08 ◼   ► So for me, in my general lifestyle,

02:24:12 ◼   ► having a slightly smaller watch is more comfortable.

02:24:14 ◼   ► And the outgoing models, the big one was,

02:24:18 ◼   ► yeah, it was bigger, but it was not that big.

02:24:20 ◼   ► I think this is a noticeable jump

02:24:24 ◼   ► in a way that I didn't expect it to be.

02:24:27 ◼   ► When I took a picture of it sitting on top of my Series 9,

02:24:32 ◼   ► and you see the size gain.

02:24:34 ◼   ► It is not subtle.

02:24:35 ◼   ► You absolutely see it.

02:24:37 ◼   ► The big Series 10 compared to the big Series 9,

02:24:42 ◼   ► it's not just imperceptibly bigger.

02:24:45 ◼   ► You can clearly see which one is which.

02:24:48 ◼   ► It is obvious, like, oh, that's the bigger one,

02:24:51 ◼   ► 'cause it's a decent amount bigger.

02:24:52 ◼   ► - The big Series 10 is basically a curved Ultra.

02:24:54 ◼   ► Like, I think it might even be wider than the Ultra.

02:24:56 ◼   ► Like it is, 'cause they learned that, you know,

02:24:58 ◼   ► people like the big screen on the Ultra,

02:24:59 ◼   ► but this is not as nearly as thick as the Ultra.

02:25:02 ◼   ► That is the big difference in this.

02:25:03 ◼   ► And by the way, another change on the Series 10

02:25:05 ◼   ► that I saw in some videos is that

02:25:07 ◼   ► whatever they call the button on the side,

02:25:09 ◼   ► not the crown, but like the button that you press,

02:25:11 ◼   ► that button is way bigger now.

02:25:13 ◼   ► To compare it like to a Series 9 of the same Sime class,

02:25:16 ◼   ► and look how big that button is on a 10 versus the 9.

02:25:18 ◼   ► - Hmm, I don't know.

02:25:20 ◼   ► - Which I mean, I think is a good improvement,

02:25:21 ◼   ► because, like, why make it so small?

02:25:23 ◼   ► - I don't feel like, 'cause I'm looking at my Series 8,

02:25:27 ◼   ► small one, and then the Series 10 is bigger, for sure,

02:25:30 ◼   ► but that appears to me to be more about the upgrade

02:25:35 ◼   ► in size class than it is the fact that the button--

02:25:36 ◼   ► - Well, I mean, you're maybe not comparing

02:25:38 ◼   ► like to like there, but anyway,

02:25:40 ◼   ► put a picture of my YouTube videos.

02:25:41 ◼   ► But yeah, they made the button bigger,

02:25:42 ◼   ► which I think they should.

02:25:43 ◼   ► Like, there's no reason to keep it as small as, you know,

02:25:45 ◼   ► make the whole area where you're gonna press

02:25:47 ◼   ► be easier to press.

02:25:49 ◼   ► You know, I don't have an Apple Watch.

02:25:51 ◼   ► My wife has many, many Apple Watches

02:25:54 ◼   ► that she's handed down to the kids

02:25:55 ◼   ► that she's gotten new ones.

02:25:57 ◼   ► But I did, the other day, take out for curiosity

02:26:00 ◼   ► and just to see if it would still work, my Series 0.

02:26:02 ◼   ► My Series 0 Apple Watch, the only Apple Watch

02:26:04 ◼   ► I ever purchased for myself, it is a stainless steel,

02:26:07 ◼   ► silver stainless steel one.

02:26:09 ◼   ► And I wanted to know if it was dead.

02:26:11 ◼   ► And good news, it's not dead.

02:26:12 ◼   ► And I charge it up, and it still looks great

02:26:15 ◼   ► as long as you don't look at the screen.

02:26:16 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:26:17 ◼   ► 'Cause the screen is so,

02:26:18 ◼   ► they were so small back on the Series 0,

02:26:20 ◼   ► but up until I think maybe now,

02:26:22 ◼   ► I think the Series 0 was the thinnest Apple Watch

02:26:24 ◼   ► that they had ever sold.

02:26:25 ◼   ► I think the 10 is probably thinner.

02:26:27 ◼   ► But yeah, it still looks real good.

02:26:28 ◼   ► It's too bad I don't like watches.

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02:28:15 ◼   ► - John, I hear you have some complaints about Volvo's,

02:28:21 ◼   ► I was gonna say forthcoming, but it's sorta kinda here,

02:28:24 ◼   ► electric version of Erin's car,

02:28:27 ◼   ► which is called, her car is the XC90,

02:28:30 ◼   ► but the all-electric is the EX90,

02:28:33 ◼   ► and I hear you have complaints.

02:28:36 ◼   ► - I know my car makers keep doing this.

02:28:37 ◼   ► We've talked about it before,

02:28:39 ◼   ► especially in the context of Tesla early on,

02:28:41 ◼   ► that when car makers make an electric vehicle,

02:28:44 ◼   ► they feel compelled to do things

02:28:47 ◼   ► to make it seem futuristic,

02:28:48 ◼   ► and I was hoping that would be something

02:28:50 ◼   ► that car makers would get over

02:28:52 ◼   ► after a few years or a decade or whatever,

02:28:55 ◼   ► but they just can't stop doing it.

02:28:57 ◼   ► Door handles are the obvious victim here.

02:29:00 ◼   ► Can we just have normal door handles?

02:29:01 ◼   ► No, it's an EV, they have to be annoying,

02:29:03 ◼   ► hard to use, problematic door handles.

02:29:05 ◼   ► It's been just an epidemic.

02:29:07 ◼   ► Everyone keeps copying it.

02:29:09 ◼   ► No one has figured out, hey, just make normal door handles.

02:29:12 ◼   ► Go back to normal, but no, they can't.

02:29:14 ◼   ► They can't stop doing it.

02:29:16 ◼   ► They make all sorts of excuses or whatever, anyway.

02:29:18 ◼   ► That extends to many other parts of the car.

02:29:21 ◼   ► On the Volvo EX90, and I like these cars.

02:29:23 ◼   ► As far as SUV goes, I think they're nice-looking,

02:29:27 ◼   ► they have good features or whatever,

02:29:28 ◼   ► but Volvo, like you said,

02:29:29 ◼   ► decided to make an electric version of Casey's car,

02:29:31 ◼   ► all-electric, battery-powered, EV, right?

02:29:34 ◼   ► And for the most part, it looks like the regular one.

02:29:38 ◼   ► They didn't do anything weird with the styling.

02:29:40 ◼   ► I forget if they have messed up door handles,

02:29:42 ◼   ► but who cares?

02:29:42 ◼   ► At this point, it's invisible to me.

02:29:45 ◼   ► What drove me insane was that they said,

02:29:47 ◼   ► you know what, is there some other part of the car

02:29:50 ◼   ► that we can screw up because it's an EV?

02:29:52 ◼   ► We have the EX90, and it's a perfectly nice car.

02:29:55 ◼   ► Could we just make that an EV?

02:29:57 ◼   ► No, wait, is there some part of the car

02:29:59 ◼   ► that previously had no problems with it

02:30:01 ◼   ► that we can screw up because it's an EV?

02:30:04 ◼   ► And they said, yes, yes, we can.

02:30:06 ◼   ► And you know what they screwed up?

02:30:08 ◼   ► If you haven't seen reviews of this car,

02:30:09 ◼   ► maybe you don't know because if you look at a picture of it,

02:30:11 ◼   ► you're like, oh, it seems fine.

02:30:12 ◼   ► It looks kind of like my XC90.

02:30:15 ◼   ► They decided that they're going to screw up the headlights.

02:30:19 ◼   ► Oh, stop, it's fun.

02:30:21 ◼   ► No, no, let me tell you.

02:30:23 ◼   ► All right, so headlights.

02:30:24 ◼   ► They're things on the front of your car that light up, right?

02:30:27 ◼   ► And over the years,

02:30:30 ◼   ► we've done lots of different things with headlights.

02:30:33 ◼   ► We talked about it on a previous episode

02:30:35 ◼   ► that Mercedes used to have little windshield wipers

02:30:37 ◼   ► and little sprayers to go on them

02:30:38 ◼   ► because what if there's road dirt?

02:30:39 ◼   ► Not just Mercedes, others as well.

02:30:41 ◼   ► Yeah, BMW probably did it as well.

02:30:42 ◼   ► All the German car makers had a little windshield,

02:30:44 ◼   ► but it's like, hey, if you're going on the road

02:30:45 ◼   ► and dirt flies up on your headlights,

02:30:47 ◼   ► not as much light will get out,

02:30:48 ◼   ► so we'll try to clean them off.

02:30:50 ◼   ► Modern cars tend not to do that.

02:30:52 ◼   ► It's kind of out of fashion,

02:30:53 ◼   ► but they're more aerodynamic shaped,

02:30:54 ◼   ► and we have LED lights, which of course can be smaller,

02:30:56 ◼   ► but just as bright, and we have matrix LEDs,

02:30:58 ◼   ► all sorts of advances trying to make lights better,

02:31:01 ◼   ► to serve you better.

02:31:02 ◼   ► And Volvo said, but this is an EV.

02:31:04 ◼   ► Let's screw them up in some way.

02:31:06 ◼   ► And so what they decided to do was for their headlights,

02:31:09 ◼   ► they have, you know,

02:31:10 ◼   ► you have to have daytime running lights,

02:31:11 ◼   ► which for laws in various places,

02:31:13 ◼   ► which are just lights that are on

02:31:14 ◼   ► when you're just driving around,

02:31:15 ◼   ► but then you have the headlight parts of it.

02:31:17 ◼   ► And they said, what we can do

02:31:18 ◼   ► is we'll have the daytime running lights

02:31:20 ◼   ► where the headlights normally are.

02:31:22 ◼   ► In the little Thor's hammer Volvo design,

02:31:24 ◼   ► we're gonna have a little matrix LED daytime running lights,

02:31:27 ◼   ► but there'll be where the headlights are.

02:31:28 ◼   ► And you may be asking,

02:31:29 ◼   ► but then where do you put the headlights?

02:31:31 ◼   ► If you put the daytime running lights

02:31:32 ◼   ► right where the headlights were gonna be.

02:31:34 ◼   ► - Wait, for a little bit of historical context here.

02:31:36 ◼   ► So you are right.

02:31:37 ◼   ► It is called the Thor's hammer like headlight motif.

02:31:39 ◼   ► And the way this is is imagine an uppercase letter T

02:31:42 ◼   ► and then pitch it so that the horizontal crossbar

02:31:47 ◼   ► on the T twisted 90 degrees in either way.

02:31:50 ◼   ► So now that horizontal crossbar is vertical, right?

02:31:53 ◼   ► And that's on the outsides of the car.

02:31:55 ◼   ► So it looks kind of like a hammer.

02:31:57 ◼   ► And on Erin's car and on her prior one,

02:31:59 ◼   ► may it may God rest its soul,

02:32:02 ◼   ► I don't recall what specifically was daytime running lights

02:32:05 ◼   ► and what was headlight headlights.

02:32:07 ◼   ► I believe it was additional lenses

02:32:08 ◼   ► or LEDs or whatever the LEDs, I guess,

02:32:11 ◼   ► that came on when you turned on the headlight proper

02:32:14 ◼   ► and the Thor's hammer stuffs did still stay on,

02:32:17 ◼   ► but the headlights were quite a bit brighter.

02:32:19 ◼   ► But, and so at a glance, this looks the same,

02:32:22 ◼   ► but as you were about to say before I interrupted you,

02:32:25 ◼   ► it is quite a bit different now.

02:32:27 ◼   ► - Right, so they have daytime running lights

02:32:28 ◼   ► where the headlights normally are.

02:32:30 ◼   ► And how do you get to the headlights?

02:32:33 ◼   ► If you're in the car and you turn on the headlights

02:32:35 ◼   ► or you're probably don't

02:32:36 ◼   ► 'cause it's just auto mode or whatever gets too dark

02:32:37 ◼   ► and you need the headlights to be turned on,

02:32:40 ◼   ► what happens is that the Thor's hammer

02:32:42 ◼   ► daytime running lights open like a mouth.

02:32:46 ◼   ► Mechanical shutters move vertically up and down

02:32:51 ◼   ► to open a cavity that contains the actual headlights.

02:32:55 ◼   ► - What?

02:32:56 ◼   ► - They have reinvented pop-up headlights from the 80s,

02:32:59 ◼   ► but 10 times worse because they have mechanical things

02:33:03 ◼   ► that need to open for your headlights to work at all.

02:33:05 ◼   ► 'Cause your headlights are 100% blocked

02:33:06 ◼   ► when this mouth is closed in front of each things.

02:33:09 ◼   ► So they have to have a little thing that slides up

02:33:11 ◼   ► and a little thing that slides down

02:33:12 ◼   ► to reveal your headlights.

02:33:13 ◼   ► And then what that opens is a cavity

02:33:15 ◼   ► in the front of your car that presumably can fill

02:33:18 ◼   ► with snow and ice and slush and whatever

02:33:20 ◼   ► and scrub the mechanism that has to constantly open

02:33:23 ◼   ► and close for the headlights.

02:33:24 ◼   ► - Jon, if you're gonna whine,

02:33:25 ◼   ► at least get your facts straight.

02:33:27 ◼   ► All right, it doesn't open a cavity.

02:33:28 ◼   ► It's still behind the like plexi or the glass

02:33:33 ◼   ► or what have you that is in front of the headlights.

02:33:36 ◼   ► It's all internal to the car.

02:33:38 ◼   ► There is no cavity for snow to get into.

02:33:40 ◼   ► Now what you're saying is true that the,

02:33:42 ◼   ► let's go back to a vertical T.

02:33:44 ◼   ► Instead of the crossbar, the horizontal crossbar,

02:33:46 ◼   ► now we're talking about the vertical bar,

02:33:48 ◼   ► which once you twist it 90 degrees,

02:33:50 ◼   ► now it's a horizontal bar.

02:33:52 ◼   ► There are, well, there's two rows of lights

02:33:55 ◼   ► and they do part, that is correct.

02:33:57 ◼   ► That is a physical thing that happens.

02:33:59 ◼   ► That part you're correct about,

02:34:01 ◼   ► but there's no opening to the outside world.

02:34:04 ◼   ► This is all in the headlight housing.

02:34:07 ◼   ► - No, no, no, where the mouth parts used to be

02:34:10 ◼   ► is now a cavity because they used to be filling that spot.

02:34:13 ◼   ► So there is another two inches.

02:34:15 ◼   ► If you take a stick and you poke it in this car

02:34:16 ◼   ► and it has daytime running lights and you open the mouth,

02:34:18 ◼   ► you can push that stick in two more inches.

02:34:20 ◼   ► - No, that's where the little things used to be.

02:34:23 ◼   ► - There's glass in front of it.

02:34:25 ◼   ► - Yes, there is, but the thickness of the shutters

02:34:28 ◼   ► is now gone, right?

02:34:30 ◼   ► That's the cavity.

02:34:31 ◼   ► And why is that cavity important?

02:34:33 ◼   ► Because when the mouth has to close,

02:34:34 ◼   ► if there's anything in that one or two inches,

02:34:36 ◼   ► now they're squishing it and now you're getting crap

02:34:38 ◼   ► in between the little shutters.

02:34:39 ◼   ► - How is something getting in there?

02:34:41 ◼   ► - Here's the thing.

02:34:42 ◼   ► - Nothing can get in there.

02:34:42 ◼   ► - This was not a problem that needed to be solved.

02:34:45 ◼   ► They have made an overly complicated thing

02:34:48 ◼   ► on a safety feature of the car, which is the headlights.

02:34:50 ◼   ► This was not a problem anyone had.

02:34:52 ◼   ► They didn't say, we have no place to put the headlights.

02:34:54 ◼   ► What are we gonna do?

02:34:55 ◼   ► We have to make up these shutters.

02:34:56 ◼   ► It's just a mechanical thing.

02:34:57 ◼   ► It's a moving part that can possibly fail

02:35:00 ◼   ► and have things stuck into the crevices or whatever

02:35:02 ◼   ► for no reason.

02:35:03 ◼   ► It's like the door handles that rise out to reach you.

02:35:06 ◼   ► There was nothing wrong with a door handle

02:35:08 ◼   ► that you could just grab.

02:35:09 ◼   ► You just made an additional failure point for no benefit.

02:35:12 ◼   ► There is no problem being solved here

02:35:14 ◼   ► except for someone thinking this was cool.

02:35:16 ◼   ► And for Volvo, a brand that is not known for this,

02:35:19 ◼   ► especially again for a safety feature,

02:35:21 ◼   ► to decide they want a mechanical moving part,

02:35:23 ◼   ► again, have we learned nothing from pop-up headlights

02:35:25 ◼   ► of seeing whatever the game used to play

02:35:27 ◼   ► when you see a car with one headlight

02:35:28 ◼   ► and you punch somebody or whatever?

02:35:30 ◼   ► Because pop-up headlights would get stuck down

02:35:32 ◼   ► or stuck up, which was again a safety issue.

02:35:35 ◼   ► Mechanical things that move when they don't have to

02:35:38 ◼   ► is just asking for an additional failure.

02:35:40 ◼   ► This is one of the most shockingly bad ideas

02:35:44 ◼   ► from a company that I expect better of.

02:35:45 ◼   ► Tesla, by all means, I would expect them

02:35:47 ◼   ► to do this or worse, right?

02:35:48 ◼   ► But Volvo, what are you doing, Volvo?

02:35:51 ◼   ► - The XC90 has, I think, A, more attractive headlights

02:35:55 ◼   ► than the X90.

02:35:56 ◼   ► I think they just look nicer in both modes,

02:35:58 ◼   ► but especially in the open modes.

02:36:00 ◼   ► And B, guess what, no moving parts.

02:36:02 ◼   ► It's just a headlight.

02:36:03 ◼   ► It just sits there on the car and it just shines light

02:36:06 ◼   ► and that's all it needs to do when it does everything.

02:36:07 ◼   ► You've got the daytime running lights,

02:36:08 ◼   ► you've got the headlights, you've got everything.

02:36:09 ◼   ► Everything was fine.

02:36:11 ◼   ► This didn't need to be changed.

02:36:12 ◼   ► I'm just unreasonably angry about this.

02:36:14 ◼   ► - You are.

02:36:15 ◼   ► - It makes me, it crosses this whole car off my list.

02:36:18 ◼   ► I will never recommend this to anybody

02:36:20 ◼   ► until they fix these headlights 'cause it's insanity.

02:36:23 ◼   ► - You are losing your marble, sir.

02:36:25 ◼   ► Okay, I need to be completely clear one more time.

02:36:29 ◼   ► There is a lens in the front of this whole assembly,

02:36:32 ◼   ► just like on your beloved Hondas,

02:36:34 ◼   ► just like on my Volkswagen,

02:36:35 ◼   ► just like on the BMW that Marco just bought

02:36:38 ◼   ► that he'll have for another 10 minutes.

02:36:39 ◼   ► There is a lens in the front.

02:36:41 ◼   ► So unless that lens somehow disintegrates,

02:36:45 ◼   ► there is no poking with the stick.

02:36:47 ◼   ► There's nothing to poke.

02:36:48 ◼   ► - I see what you're saying in the thing.

02:36:50 ◼   ► It's hard to see in the video

02:36:51 ◼   ► that I'm gonna link in the show notes,

02:36:52 ◼   ► but I see what you're saying.

02:36:53 ◼   ► If that's the case, then things won't get in there.

02:36:55 ◼   ► You can redact that part of my complaint,

02:36:57 ◼   ► but every other part of it,

02:36:58 ◼   ► in terms of the moving parts that can fail, still stands.

02:37:00 ◼   ► Because have you ever gotten condensation

02:37:02 ◼   ► inside a headlight or a taillight?

02:37:03 ◼   ► Those things are supposed to be sealed,

02:37:05 ◼   ► but even on very expensive cars, they aren't always.

02:37:08 ◼   ► - No, you are right that this is

02:37:09 ◼   ► needlessly mechanically complicated.

02:37:11 ◼   ► - Correct.

02:37:12 ◼   ► - Your risk profile assessment is wrong

02:37:14 ◼   ► because it does appear to be sealed.

02:37:16 ◼   ► - But here's the thing about the risk.

02:37:17 ◼   ► This is a choice to have any additional risk

02:37:22 ◼   ► over what was previously there.

02:37:23 ◼   ► You know what I'm saying?

02:37:24 ◼   ► Like the other one does not have any doors

02:37:25 ◼   ► that have to move open at all.

02:37:26 ◼   ► So like any additional risk, even if it's tiny,

02:37:29 ◼   ► is just foolish.

02:37:30 ◼   ► And by the way, do you think it makes

02:37:31 ◼   ► these headlights cheaper to replace?

02:37:33 ◼   ► I don't think it does.

02:37:34 ◼   ► - Oh, that's gotta be a thousand dollar assembly, right?

02:37:37 ◼   ► - Oh, more than that.

02:37:37 ◼   ► - Are you kidding?

02:37:38 ◼   ► You have not priced a headlight recently.

02:37:40 ◼   ► - No, I guess not.

02:37:41 ◼   ► - Do not look up how much your headlights cost

02:37:42 ◼   ► on your new car.

02:37:44 ◼   ► Please do not do it.

02:37:45 ◼   ► - So here's the thing.

02:37:46 ◼   ► I concur with reservations that yes,

02:37:51 ◼   ► this is needlessly complex and yes, it can break.

02:37:54 ◼   ► And yes, that could be a very bad safety issue.

02:37:55 ◼   ► - And do you agree that the XC90

02:37:57 ◼   ► has more attractive headlights?

02:37:58 ◼   ► - $5,000?

02:38:00 ◼   ► I looked it up.

02:38:01 ◼   ► - I told you, don't look it up.

02:38:02 ◼   ► - Oh my God.

02:38:03 ◼   ► - For your car or for the Volvo?

02:38:05 ◼   ► - I told you not to look it up.

02:38:07 ◼   ► Don't hit a stump.

02:38:09 ◼   ► - Oh my God.

02:38:10 ◼   ► - You should see what the headlights cost

02:38:12 ◼   ► on like a Lamborghini.

02:38:14 ◼   ► Each headlight costs as much as my car.

02:38:15 ◼   ► - That's not true 'cause the Diablo used 300 CX headlights.

02:38:19 ◼   ► - No, not another Diablo.

02:38:20 ◼   ► - I know, I'm kidding.

02:38:21 ◼   ► I'm kidding.

02:38:22 ◼   ► - The Lamborghini's that you two don't know the names of

02:38:23 ◼   ► because they're too new.

02:38:24 ◼   ► - Yeah, fair enough.

02:38:24 ◼   ► No, I agree with you with reservations

02:38:27 ◼   ► that it is needlessly complex.

02:38:28 ◼   ► And yes, it could potentially be a safety issue.

02:38:31 ◼   ► But I mean, no more so than a headlight going out.

02:38:34 ◼   ► Like bulbs used to go out on the regular.

02:38:36 ◼   ► - I mean, that's why we use LEDs.

02:38:37 ◼   ► We make advances to make headlights better

02:38:39 ◼   ► and they've decided to voluntarily make them worse

02:38:42 ◼   ► and more expensive.

02:38:43 ◼   ► - By the way, real time follow up.

02:38:43 ◼   ► It's only $5,000 per headlight

02:38:46 ◼   ► if I get the laser lights option, which I do not have.

02:38:48 ◼   ► So the non-laser BMW iX headlight.

02:38:52 ◼   ► - 4,800.

02:38:53 ◼   ► - It's only 2,100 per light.

02:38:56 ◼   ► - Pretty good for each one.

02:38:57 ◼   ► - And that's on sale.

02:38:58 ◼   ► That's 20% off the official price of 2,600.

02:39:00 ◼   ► - Gracious.

02:39:02 ◼   ► The thing I will say though about these headlights

02:39:03 ◼   ► is yes, it could be a safety issue.

02:39:06 ◼   ► But my retort to that is where's your sense of adventure?

02:39:11 ◼   ► These things look so freaking cool.

02:39:13 ◼   ► I'm in.

02:39:14 ◼   ► - I don't even think they look cool.

02:39:15 ◼   ► That's the thing.

02:39:16 ◼   ► And by the way, I just Googled this one

02:39:17 ◼   ► just to give you the number.

02:39:19 ◼   ► The Bugatti Chiron, you may have heard of this.

02:39:20 ◼   ► It is the Veyron successor.

02:39:22 ◼   ► It is not the latest Bugatti

02:39:23 ◼   ► 'cause they have a new one that's coming out soon.

02:39:24 ◼   ► But anyway, the Chiron, the Bugatti Chiron.

02:39:26 ◼   ► Are you familiar with this car?

02:39:27 ◼   ► Google for Bugatti, C-H-I-R-O-N.

02:39:29 ◼   ► - I've heard of it, yes.

02:39:31 ◼   ► - Would you like to guess

02:39:32 ◼   ► how much a headlight costs for that car?

02:39:34 ◼   ► - Well, weren't the mufflers like 40 grand

02:39:36 ◼   ► in the Veyron or something like that?

02:39:37 ◼   ► - Go ahead, make your guess.

02:39:39 ◼   ► - For the headlights, 10 grand.

02:39:41 ◼   ► - Yeah, I'll say 15. - I'm gonna say you're both low.

02:39:43 ◼   ► Do you want to make a second guess?

02:39:44 ◼   ► - Oh my God, really?

02:39:46 ◼   ► - 30.

02:39:47 ◼   ► I want to say 30 per headlight.

02:39:51 ◼   ► - $164,000.

02:39:53 ◼   ► - What?

02:39:54 ◼   ► For one headlight? - For a freaking headlight?

02:39:56 ◼   ► - I think that might be for both of them,

02:39:58 ◼   ► but you can double check the story.

02:39:59 ◼   ► - How much is the whole car?

02:40:00 ◼   ► Like a million bucks?

02:40:01 ◼   ► - I think it's like three million.

02:40:02 ◼   ► - Oh my God.

02:40:04 ◼   ► - Let me see if it's per, let's see.

02:40:06 ◼   ► - What kind of light do they have?

02:40:08 ◼   ► - I think it's for both of them.

02:40:09 ◼   ► - So it's a bargain, you're getting two for 164.

02:40:11 ◼   ► - Oh, that's very nice of them.

02:40:14 ◼   ► - So again, don't get a stump with your Bugatti Chiron.

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