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Transcribed 577 of 579 (99.7%).

• 579: Use Your Words [converted]

• 578: Weird Can Be Beautiful [new]

• 577: Colorful Criticism

• 576: Quiet Little Leech

• 575: Walk a Little Faster

• 574: Weird Forking Scenario

• 573: Look at It Harder

• 572: Cryptofarts and Copyright Infringement

• 571: Adding Some Carrot

• 570: The Local Mooching Situation

• 569: Do Grasshoppers Have Tongues?

• 568: The Year of Romance

• 567: macOS Uranus

• 566: Using It Is Wearing It Out

• 565: Trickle-Up Concern

• 564: Always Get the Biggest Pizza

• 563: Drain the Attic

• 562: Do You Have a Dragon?

• 561: Market Your Bug

• 560: They're All Rectangles

• 559: The Tall Lettuce

• 558: Multilevel Pizza Oven

• 557: The Phone-Box Lottery

• 556: Apple Chips Are People

• 555: A Very Eventful Day

• 554: Is This Your Dog?

• 553: Cut the Bridges to the Mainland

• 552: Not a Saturated Year

• 551: Tickle Rock You

• 550: A Wizard With No Choices

• 549: Unauthorized Trash Can

• 548: Starting to Count Chickens

• 547: Own Your Pricing

• 546: Re-Crop With the Wisdom of Age

• 545: My Butler Can’t Use It

• 544: Valid in a Marco Way

• 543: 100 Million Tire-Kickers

• 542: Penguin Camel Monkey Shark

• 541: Make a Little Maze

• 540: The Points Don’t Matter

• 539: The Strap Situation

• 538: We Studied Thousands of Heads

• 537: Worse Than All of Our Toilets

• 536: I Reboot With Reason

• 535: My Computer Supports Math

• 534: On the Cheerleader Bus

• 533: The Beach Is the Beach

• 532: The Meat Part of Multitasking

• 531: Rock It in the Right Direction

• 530: You Are Not Nintendo

• 529: The Cycles of Marco

• 528: My Favorite Slap in the Face

• 527: The True Siri Experience

• 526: Food Comes From Cans

• 525: The Glory Speakers

• 524: The Anti-Fireplace Lobby

• 523: I Can't Give Him the Carrot Fast Enough

• 522: I’ll Just Keep You for Ten Years

• 521: Dance Compatible

• 520: Bananas Ingestion System

• 519: Paint My Wings

• 518: Deconstructed iMac

• 517: A Tesla Full of Kindles

• 516: One of My Fits of Rage

• 515: The Elder Programmer Look

• 514: My Immense Softness

• 513: Scribble on the Shared Placemat

• 512: Owned With a P

• 511: Moving to Antarctica

• 510: It's Occupied by Bears

• 509: Tiny Tyrants

• 508: Later Is Getting Later and Later

• 507: It Sucks, Doesn't It?

• 506: Our Only SEO Is You

• 505: A Mental Laxative

• 504: Too Much Apple in My Apple

• 503: Draw Your Own Slice of Pizza

• 502: Going Retina Again

• 501: Torsional Rigidity Check

• 500: All the Nerds in the Room

• 499: Living Is Pretty Important to Me

• 498: Not MagSafe, but MagSafe

• 497: The Hotness Has to Go Somewhere

• 496: One of My Lesser TiVos

• 495: Five Points for Smell

• 494: Ultra-Wideband Park Bench

• 493: Downstairs Downstairs

• 492: Umbrella Hammer Toadstool

• 491: Salmon and SwiftUI

• 490: Tiny Pictures of Knobs

• 489: Very Inappropriate Thoughts About This Computer

• 488: Pebbles on the Scale

• 487: Mid-Life Rally

• 486: Field Day at Apple Park

• 485: This Is Casey Actual

• 484: Hot-Spare Price is Right

• 483: The Faceless Knob

• 482: I Should Probably Get Reading Glasses

• 481: Accidentally Made It Too Good

• 480: Three Wise Admins

• 479: Never Mind, I'm Out

• 478: No Bum Cores

• 477: In the Metal

• 476: Plausibly Viable

• 475: Shove It Out the Back

• 474: That's Where the Magic Happens

• 473: Fanboats and Coattails

• 472: File a Casey Radar

• 471: My Fiber Situation Is Fine

• 470: Computers Can Do Things

• 469: Tiny Toastie

• 468: You Got Your Non-Money's Worth

• 467: The Strain Provider

• 466: There's Probably a Wizard for It

• 465: Lasers Are Great

• 464: Monks at Drafting Tables

• 463: No Indication of Progress

• 462: Xcode X

• 461: Re-tend That Garden

• 460: Desktop Laptop

• 459: The Bluetooth Adds Warmth

• 458: This Is Not Your First Plane Crash

• 457: The World's Greatest Conference Call

• 456: The Monitor Situation

• 455: Your Yanking Force

• 454: The Notch is Young

• 453: As the Prophecy Foretold

• 452: It's Totally Leashed

• 451: A Series of Terrible Magic Tricks

• 450: Distending My Wardrobe

• 449: An Unclean Mouse

• 448: Next Year, Which Is Now

• 447: Lunchbox on Your Face

• 446: Dead From Fraud

• 445: Best Blender Is a Wasteland

• 444: It Should Definitely Bother Apple

• 443: A Storm of Asterisks

• 442: Bob’s Barbecue

• 441: Meals at Home

• 440: The Reality of Magnets

• 439: Eventually Converge on Correctness

• 438: Some Amount of Futzing

• 437: The Right Side of the Mouse Pad

• 436: Eddy Cue Shows Up at Your Door

• 435: A Strong Number Four

• 434: A Squirmy Soup of Rectangles

• 433: Before We Leave the Dump

• 432: I Shouldn't Need to Wiggle

• 431: City of Chips

• 430: Apple Did Not Eat That Food

• 429: Digital Speedo

• 428: A Series of Rectangles

• 427: The Apology Remote

• 426: Loaded Baked Potato

• 425: Hey Billionaire

• 424: Ethernet Squid

• 423: Fort of HomePods

• 422: Sell a Third Box

• 421: The First Miniboss

• 420: I Have No Urge to Speak

• 419: This Week’s Gasp

• 418: Dangerously Close to Being on a Phone Call

• 417: Sand and Water Interface

• 416: I Will Take Away Those Kudos

• 415: Sent Without Pants

• 414: Promoted Onto the Roof

• 413: Suddenly I'm the Marco

• 412: Love Batteries

• 411: Are My Instructions Not Clear?

• 410: The Comfort Is Killing Me

• 409: Midrange Snob

• 408: Feature Headphones

• 407: It Isn't a Big Grapefruit

• 406: A Bomb on Your Home Screen

• 405: The Benevolence of the Powerful

• 404: With Four Hands Tied Behind Its Back

• 403: A VCR for the Internet

• 402: Flat-Side Promoter

• 401: Sandwich-Closing Force

• 400: Reach Is the Next Frontier

• 399: Off the Pouch Lifestyle

• 398: The State of Your Baby

• 397: We Can't Wait To See What You Do To It

• 396: The World of Moving

• 395: Receive Their Honking

• 394: The Price of an ATP Sticker

• 393: We’re the Bit Company

• 392: Corporate Relationship Counselor

• 391: Worse in Stupid Ways

• 390: I Invented This Anti-Pattern

• 389: One Branch Leads to Yes

• 388: Riding the Autocomplete

• 387: It Might Not Be as Cool as You Think

• 386: No More Holes in My House

• 385: Temporal Smear

• 384: Equal Emphasis

• 383: Demand-Paged Outrage

• 382: Static Ad Removal

• 381: Uncomfortable Truths

• 380: Wires Are Great

• 379: The Everything’s OK Alarm

• 378: Whale Quench

• 377: $10 Worth of Headaches

• 376: Monogamous Gaming Lifestyle

• 375: Wobbly Goblin

• 374: Screwdriver Testing Harness

• 373: This Jerk, Right Here

• 372: Things Are Degraded

• 371: Four-Letter Technologies

• 370: Ghost Finger

• 369: Brown Big Bear

• 368: A Jacket and Some Pins

• 367: Antitrust Relief Valve

• 366: There’s Nothing You Can Fix in a Day

• 365: Day-One Cowboy

• 364: A Casey Settings Screen

• 363: The Floor is Lava

• 362: Xcode in Anger

• 361: A Button in the Thumb Shelf

• 360: Big Hole in the Middle

• 359: I Could Live in There

• 358: Emotional-Support Mac Pro

• 357: A Giant Green Field

• 356: With a Heavy Heart

• 355: The Way Corn Grows

• 354: Casey's Computer Corner

• 353: Modern-Day Dialup

• 352: No One Else Had Calipers

• 351: The Floor Is High

• 350: Wax Buddies

• 349: Formative Tech Dystopia

• 348: Panic Shutdown

• 347: Not Enough Carrot to Take the Stick

• 346: Go Back and Pop Myself

• 345: Unapologetically Digital

• 344: Peace in the Battery Kingdom

• 343: The Stand Is Your Hand

• 342: The Opposite of Con

• 341: John Is My Default

• 340: You Are a Computer Athlete

• 339: Ketchup Momentum

• 338: Double Chunking

• 337: Sea Conditions Are Calm

• 336: Your Face Is Not Your Face

• 335: Withhold the Fun

• 334: Mechanical Disadvantage

• 333: Pesky Human Issues

• 332: Fuzzy Muppet Felt

• 331: The Technical Burden of Users

• 330: A Rotation You Can't Complete

• 329: Mac Pro Day

• 328: The Pixel Stump

• 327: Better Late Than Wrong

• 326: Blow Your Redo Stack

• 325: Relive Your Calculator-Watch Dreams

• 324: Automatic Kicking Machine

• 323: A Slightly Smaller Thumb

• 322: Morale-Sucking Maple Syrup Fires

• 321: Dumbed Down, Locked Down, and Locked Out

• 320: Here Comes the Big But

• 319: We Should Probably Get to the Apple Event

• 318: Not a Casino I Want to Play In

• 317: We’re Customers Too

• 316: MacBook Hierarchy of Needs

• 315: 1.0 Was Just Speed

• 314: Kernel Panic in the Night

• 313: The Residue of Seven People

• 312: Fashion Phase

• 311: Mutually Assured Destruction

• 310: Apple Playstore

• 309: Do Not Expect Five Nines From My Plex

• 308: Left-Handed Streaming Service

• 307: Casey Apple Pencil

• 306: My Watch Has Ended

• 305: An Uneasy Peace

• 304: Island of Shortcuts

• 303: Your Mahogany World

• 302: Paint This Square

• 301: I Cut Them Up in the Air

• 300: First of All, It's Easy

• 299: Headphone Bump

• 298: Protective Sandwich

• 297: It Also Deserves to Die

• 296: Giant Buffers of Floats

• 295: Outlets That Suck

• 294: The Intersection of Liberal Arts and Whatever

• 293: You Know My Pouches

• 292: Start a Rotate Chicken Nuggets Timer

• 291: John's Special Day

• 290: A Weird Sandwich

• 289: Everybody's in the Alliance

• 288: Rich Person's Raspberry Pi

• 287: Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

• 286: I Respect a Good Crust

• 285: Do Not Drill Holes in This House

• 284: Hotel California Keyboard

• 283: Just Lower Your Standards

• 282: Not Unreliable Enough

• 281: My Private Siri

• 280: Extinction-Level Event

• 279: You’ll Hate What I’m Actually Doing

• 278: Best Worst Influence

• 277: You're Not a Mac App Yet

• 276: Observing a Black Hole

• 275: It's Difficult When You’re a Billionaire

• 274: Not the Teddy Bear's Fault

• 273: Playing You Like a Video Game

• 272: 60% Satisfied

• 271: Voting With Your Virtual Feet

• 270: Three Major Zippers

• 269: Cooled by Jellyfish

• 268: A Tarnished Brass Age

• 267: I Slowly Ate the Crystals

• 266: Text Adventure Mode

• 265: Simon Says Volume Five

• 264: Every Building Has Bugs

• 263: Old Potato

• 262: A Clear Path to Okayness

• 261: Seven-Dollar Plastic Garbage

• 260: The Todoyist Problem

• 259: I Hired Myself

• 258: Non-Beta Data

• 257: Smell the Wind

• 256: A Heroic Threshold for Pain

• 255: The Thermal Paste Lottery

• 254: Hot Box With Knobs

• 253: I Think I Ordered One

• 252: Any Day Could Be Mac Pro Day

• 251: Uninstall Your Water Reminder App!

• 250: We're Doing a Show

• 249: Beehives Full of Bees

• 248: Chili Cookoff

• 247: A Place to Stick Your Gum

• 246: I Just Want My Stories

• 245: Senior-Citizen Advantage

• 244: The Mac Renaissance

• 243: Knew About the Dollar Signs

• 242: These Arms Are Coming Off

• 241: Jazzercise Boot Camp

• 240: Undefined Wait Period

• 239: Set This Money on Fire

• 238: Begging for the Hub

• 237: You Are Not a Datacenter

• 236: Irresponsible Use of Infinite Terabytes

• 235: Notch-Savvy

• 234: Everybody Has Asterisks

• 233: Nobody Cares But Me, But I Do Care

• 232: You've Exceeded Some Limit

• 231: I Am Not a Salad Power User

• 230: Auto, Dynamic, Fresh, Dank

• 229: Just Smush the Screen Somewhere

• 228: I Never Cancel a Drag

• 227: Typing on Pillows

• 226: Smooth Scrolling Is For Suckers

• 225: A Conversation with Siri

• 224: Yearning for Reflection

• 223: Throw the Fork Away

• 222: As Thin as Humans Will Tolerate

• 221: Personal Body Chemistry

• 220: Executive Box Lunch

• 219: Million Dollar Lunch

• 218: MagSafe Cups of Water

• 217: Apology Mac Pro

• 216: Thermal Corner

• 215: Pots Are Made to Be Broken

• 214: Christmas Phone

• 213: Siri in a Can

• 212: Meatspace Windows

• 211: Hardware Mind Virus

• 210: My Stupid Thumb

• 209: Making Sausage-Making Glamorous

• 208: Your Face Is Your Face

• 207: Selling Hot Dogs on a Stick

• 206: All You Need Is Five Nerds

• 205: People Don't Use the Weird Parts

• 204: You’re Only Stable When You’re Dead

• 203: Screaming At Us From The Future

• 202: Something Has Gone Wrong

• 201: Volume Micromanager

• 200: I Had a Dream About the Mac Pro

• 199: 10,000 Hours of Coughing

• 198: Puppy Game Boy

• 197: Life by a Thousand Hugs

• 196: Roasting Your Own Beans

• 195: The Show Must Go On

• 194: Dark Night of the Soul

• 193: The Escape Zone

• 192: Hello Again Again

• 191: The Failure Mode of a Train

• 190: The Girl Who Never Came Over

• 189: The Museum of Pristine Apple Hardware

• 188: $850 Fidget Cube

• 187: Putting Plastic on Your Couches

• 186: Jony Ive Has a Lot of White Pants

• 185: The Delaware of Europe

• 184: Procedural Marriage Mistakes

• 183: I Filed a Radar

• 182: I Had to Reboot My Car Today

• 181: Eat Your Vegetables

• 180: Don't Cry for John, Argentina

• 179: Free-to-Play Dogs

• 178: Mama Needs That Pokémon

• 177: Paying for Someone to Blame

• 176: Yellow Sock Time

• 175: Dance Palace

• 174: A Ding in the Room

• 173: A Series of Heartbreaking Rejections

• 172: iPhone X

• 171: WWDC Is Not Santa Claus

• 170: Casey Beats John, 29–29

• 169: My Fingers Are Still Moving

• 168: Coffee Stops Working

• 167: They’ve Opened the Door to Streakers

• 166: Fitness Turd

• 165: Time Was…

• 164: Waiting for the Bla-Bloop

• 163: Wet Right Thumb

• 162: iPhone Sorry Erin

• 161: Dark Mode Is Your Hat

• 160: Be Careful Out There

• 159: A Typo On Your Brake Pads

• 158: You Can't Outlaw Math

• 157: As Many People in the Sandbox as Possible

• 156: A Mac on Fire

• 155: Edit, Crop, Aspect, Original

• 154: A Rich Toddler’s Toy

• 153: Larger, Less Portable Pastures

• 152: Daddy Didn't Want the Good Graphics Card

• 151: The Opposite of Final

• 150: A Mac Pro in Every Pot

• 149: Everyone's on Vacation

• 148: Your Feelings Are Real

• 147: Here I Am, I'm a Battery

• 146: Control + Money + Smallness

• 145: Lasers and Pew-Pew and Space Aliens

• 144: Digital Schmear

• 143: Capital F, Capital C

• 142: Hateful Game of Frogger

• 141: Chain-Link-Fenced Garden

• 140: Harpooned a Turtle

• 139: I've Seen This Train Before

• 138: Only Microsoft

• 137: Feature Photos

• 136: War and Peace

• 135: Uncomfortable in My Pants

• 134: Who Did It Firster?

• 133: You Have to Walk the Dog

• 132: Digital Hearth

• 131: Finding Your Way Back In

• 130: Technical Countermeasures

• 129: Tap-to-Click Wizard

• 128: Blue Ring Stud

• 127: Not a Cactus in Sight

• 126: The Web Kind of Happens to You

• 125: A Better Future for Everybody

• 124: The Tyranny of Radio

• 123: Imperfect Signaling Mechanism

• 122: My Results Were Inconclusive

• 121: Admitted No Wrongdoing

• 120: One Magical Wire

• 119: Promoretired

• 118: A Fistful of Apple Watches

• 117: You Don't Have the Antibodies

• 116: Women Aren't a Minority

• 115: Empathy for the Machine

• 114: So Far, So OK

• 113: Get Your Ears Ready to Hear Me Complain

• 112: The Problem Is You

• 111: That Big Ring Underground Somewhere in Europe

• 110: And on That Bombshell…

• 109: Bigger in the Pocket

• 108: Zero is Better Than One

• 107: We Get the Most Boring Tips

• 106: That’s Slightly Right

• 105: Do You Want to Sell Sugar Phones for the Rest of Your Life?

• 104: Minutiæ

• 103: An Atheist or a Howard Stern Fan

• 102: Marco Is Not a Platform

• 101: Big Plastic Finger

• 100: MacBook Shuffle

• 99: Pop-Up Headlights

• 98: Landmines, Pitfalls, and Bottomless Pits

• 97: You Have to Know When to Stop

• 96: The Windows of Siracusa County

• 95: The Bear Wakes Up and Bites You

• 94: Spirited Defense of Pong

• 93: I'm Not Running a Boarding House Here

• 92: You Don't Know My Pants

• 91: Press Agree to Drive

• 90: Speculative Abandonware

• 89: DeLorean + McLaren

• 88: Standing on Opposite Sides of the Gym

• 87: Not an Accurate Representation of My Mousing Skills

• 86: Moving the Party to the Bar Down the Block

• 85: The Unexpected Hard Part

• 84: The Load-Bearing Finger

• 83: Entering the iTouch Phase of My Life

• 82: The Flash Storage Is Adequate

• 81: You Left Your Money in a Bank

• 80: Tangled in Version Numbers

• 79: Tip Ring Ring Sleeve

• 78: Fleece the Whales

• 77: Full-Stack Businessperson

• 76: Not Suitable for Any Purpose

• 75: You Had Your Moment

• 74: One Of Us Shipped Something

• 73: Notifications Duck

• 72: Take Your Co-Host To Work Day

• 71: Security By Guilt

• 70: The Endgame Is Omnipotence

• 69: Welcome to the Web, Casey

• 68: Siracusa Waited Impatiently For This

• 67: Tim Said, Man

• 66: Boiling A Pretty Big Lake

• 65: The Year Of Casey

• 64: It Never Died Because It Never Lived

• 63: I Hold My Children To A Higher Standard

• 62: Journey Would Be Wasted On You

• 61: Perfectly Neutral

• 60: The Great Odwalla Flavor Change of 2013

• 59: The Little Puck That Could

• 58: Always On Vacation In California

• 57: Smorgasbord of Pronunciation

• 56: The Woodpecker

• 55: Dave, Who Stinks!

• 54: goto fail;

• 53: There's Gonna Be Some Flapping

• 52: Necessary But Not Sufficient

• 51: Maybe We're Just Dinosaurs

• 50: Disk Light Observer Effect

• 49: Roamio and Siracusiet

• 48: Marco Bought Four

• 47: Better Pixels

• 46: A Compromised Machine

• 45: Give Up On The Retina Dream

• 44: A Plague With Very Minor Effects

• 43: Brilliance Enhancer

• 42: The Ultimate Vanity Search

• 41: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish

• 40: The Compliance Shark

• 39: Desperation Mode

• 38: Auto-Update My Parents

• 37: A 3,000-Word Digression

• 36: A Weird One

• 35: Sea-Level Executives

• 34: Made The Dot Smaller

• 33: A 30-Minute Skip Button

• 32: It Doesn't Bother Me

• 31: Swimming In 16 GB Gold

• 30: Full Frontal Thumb

• 29: Computerized Garden Gnome

• 28: The Pit Of Irrelevance

• 27: Overflow Gallery In The Bathroom

• 26: Three Phones Ago

• 25: Thrustmaster Joystick

• 24: Double Meta

• 23: The X Or The X

• 22: Full Brichter

• 21: The Transitive Property of Nerdiness

• 20: A Box and a Strap

• 19: Designed by App in Cal

• 18: Aluminum-Colored Aluminum

• 17: Can't Innovate Anymore

• 16: John, We Don't Play Games

• 15: Cat, Modifier Cat

• 14: Pouring Champagne Onto Rap Stars

• 13: Animated Kale

• 12: Accidental Server Hardware

• 11: A Particularly Exuberant Adolescence

• 10: Gradual Ramp Up To Nothing

• 9: Fish Bicycle Scenario

• 8: Hold Me!

• 7: The Forecast For iCloud

• 6: Live Like Other People

• 5: Negativity, Skepticism, and Doubt

• 4: The Bridges

• 3: Conditions Led To Freecell

• 2: The 7th Guest

• 1: iPhone Plus